Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>35575906
alright

>>35575968
Ok, you're a Renegade Chapter.

Roll me another d10 for your secondary warband structure.

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>35576021

>>35575906
>Fuck your false emperor.

LOL you mean your grandfather, without whom you would not exist?

Ok, you were a Renegade chapter of once loyal marines.

Roll me dice+1d100 to see who your misguided brothers are.

>>35575906
Only if I get to not wear giant shoulder bullshit.

>>35576059
well technically they just wouldn't be space marines

>>35576075
It's Chaos. You can do whatever the fuck you want.

>>35576075
those are kinda tame duder

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>35576074

>>35576081

True but I like to think that no one wants to go back once the geneseed has juiced you. For any Astartes, returning to normality should be worse than death.

>>35576149
You were once UltraMarines. Blandest of the bland.

Roll me dice+1d100
to find out why you got kicked out of their club.

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>35576173
Because we were showing them up of course!

>>35576203
Actually you dabbled in the dark arts and hoped no one would find out. Unfortunately (or fortunately) your hip-hop album went triple platinum.

How much do you love the ruinous powers? roll me dice+1d10

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>35576262

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>35576262

>>35576302
>>35576303
You guys are kind of chill. You don't really worship it like those crazy faggots in the warp, but you have to admit it's pretty damn handy when you need it.

What god do you guys usually end up chilling with when you invoke those powers?
Roll me dice+1d12

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>35576342

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Rolled 3 (1d10)

DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>35576342
tzeentch pls

>>35576363
fuck, well atleast tzeentch is included

>>35576389
hilariously enough you got it, but were too late

>>35576363
You don't really pick favorites and neither do your new gods. Chaos Undivided leaves a lot of room to move around it, but christ you guys are so godamn apathetic about everything.

What form of worship does your lack of committal take?
Roll dice+1d100

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>35576418
The best kind!

>>35576418
fucking captcha

>>35576418
There's not much that gets you guys off the space couch in the space morning, but man you guess that emperor guy kind of sucks right? I mean he's all dead and shit and he's giving orders. What is his DEAL?

When you're actually around doing stuff, what is your warbands demeanor?
roll dice+1d10

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>35576540
So a no gods no kings kind of thing? I like it.

>descended from the most generic loyal chapter we became the most generic heretical warband

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>35576540
watch this be lazy vehicle force

>>35576576
>they sit around on other warbands couches not paying rent

>>35576576
You like to Exploit and Conquer. All others are mere pawns in your ultimate goal to I don't know... key the Golden Throne or something. You really haven't given it much thought. Once someone helps you you tend to toss them aside. Like that one Librarian who helped you move your couch. You never did invite him back over for pizza like you said you would and that's just evil.

You DO sometimes get a little mutation-y which can be mildly upsetting especially with how apathetic you are towards the ruinous powers.
What are those anyway?
roll dice+1d10

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>35576647

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>35576662
Oh come on. No sleeping? That's the lamest mutation ever. Can I roll again?

>>35576682
But we stay up all night playing Chaos games and keeping the other warbands awake

>>35576726
Oh yes. That is good. The lazy marines. I actually kind of like it. They're not boring because they're generic. They're boring because they don't give a fuck.

>>35576662
No rest for the wicked. You guys don't really sleep much which is shitty because you really want to sleep like ALL THE TIME. It's pretty annoying, but at least you can fit into your old power armor still.

That said, you THINK you guys might have a figurehead or something... who were they? (insomnia's a bitch)
roll dice+1d100

>>35576749
We got bored of being the most boring and generic loyal marines... so we decided to become the most boring and generic heretical marines.

You know... whatever. Pass the pork rinds.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>35576752

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>>35576682
>>35576662

>ALL NIGHT YOU GUYS JUST FUCKING WATCH TV AND EAT DORITOS

>>35576749
Exactly!

"Hey guys, can you keep it down, I've got a cult rally in the morning"

"Sorry man, we'll keep it down, promise"

10min later

"FOR FUCK SAKES GUYS JUST KEEP IT DOWN!"

>>35576811
>Did you want to watch a show and have some doritos?

>>35576787
Oh shit! Ya that one wizard guy who got you all into the whole dark arts thing in the first place! He did do some other cool stuff though...
roll dice+1d100

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>35576836

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>35576836
HE FUCKING STOLE OUR MOTIVATION!

>>35576811
>KHORNE DAMN IT! WHY HAVEN'T YOU ALL CHANGED OUT OF YOUR FILTHY FALSE EMPEROR WORSHIPPING POWER ARMOR YET?! AT LEAST ADD A STICKER OR SOMETHING!

>>35576787
one time a sorcorer waved his hand and stole a bunch of space wolves alcohol, from that day forward he was a hero of the warband

>>35576887
>Warband's camp gets assaulted by marines
>Marines are confused because they didn't give enough fucks to actually put up any chaos iconography nor decorate their armor.

The Brothers of Apathy
That is what they're called

>>35576869
Oh right! He did the whole corruption of a sector thing. Really got all those hive worlds to just kind of chill out and relax a bit. Man your battle brothers didn't like that at all...

Were do you guys chill these days?
roll dice+1d100

>Daemon prince Apathas
>ascended to be a god of malal
>doesnt realize hes a daemon prince
>just keep doing whatever they want
>not even nurgle is pleased by their total lack of motivation, because the still do stuff they just dont care

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>35576935
the couch

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>35576935
With these cool guys we corrupted

>>35576957
Ya this feudal world is kind of bitching. Most people just sort of leave you alone because it's not like they can do anything or whatever. You should probably look out the window to see what it's like outside though.
roll dice+1d100

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>35576933
We took the whole "Idleness breeds heresy" thing to a whole new level.

We corrupted an entire sector with nothing but Doritos, mountain dew and a 24hr marathon of "Who's heresy is it anyway?"

>not even the cool really old ultra marines, they have no roman legion vibe at all
>not even the new "totally not the roman legions" vibe

we are composed entirely of vanilla ultramarines, from 4-5th edition

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>35577022
The stupid peasantry worship us as gods. It's handy because we don't have to work at all ever.

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>35577022
It's pretty alright...I guess

>>35577022
We would improve our world, but that would be... work.

ugh.

>>35577056
Shit's man cold bro. Looks like Battle Brother Terrius was right. It's an ice world after all. Dude when those SOBs get here... duuuuude.

Wait, what DO you do when people actually come looking for a fight?
roll ride+1d10

>>35577114
Coldness is just a great excuse to stay inside.

>>35577037
>inb4 we arnt actually chaos space marines anymore since chaos revoked our blessings

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>35577114
Probably just groan and begrudgingly accept

>>35577114
So its like North Dakota in winter.
There's nothing to do but sit on the couch and watch crappy tv.

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>35577134
Well...we ARE renegades...too lazy to be loyal, too much work to go full heretic

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>35577114
I thought >>35577037 rolled before me? It would be a volcano world then. Anyway... whatever man.

>>35577145
Close combat's the way to go! That way you don't ever really hand to get up, you just wait for them to come to you. Maybe they'll have like some snacks or something.

You DO have some special equipment you guys use. Found it on that one Rogue Trader ship that crashed in the back yard.
roll dice+1d100

>>35577145
when they actually get off their asses they are PISSED

>>35577173
accidental roll on my behalf

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>35577186
totally more terminators with teleporters, so we dont have to walk anywhere

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>35577186
Bionics...less reason for us to do things ourselves!

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>35577186

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>>35577186
power version of this. because having to fight things out of your reach is a pain in the ass. So is picking up the remote when it falls on the floor.

>>35577195
>"I fuken swear on my TV guide if you don't give me back that 2-liter! Don't you... FUCK YOU LANDIS HOW DO YOU LIKE EATING THE GODAMN POWER REMOTE YOU WHORE?!"

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>35577243
PERFECT! ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!

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These lazy fucks colour scheme should be grey plastic

>>35577231
Your engineer guy says it's "stollen technology" which is pretty vague. You're pretty sure it's like servo arms and teleporters and shit because every time you restock the fridge it's like gone during the next commercial break. Dude's an ass.

Speaking of ass, when was the last time you took a headcount?
roll dice+1d10

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>35577294
Sons of Apathy are always unpainted, it is a mutation

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>35577307

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>35577294
nah, they're still wearing their original blue. To lazy to be bothered to change it
>>35577307
there's a few of us

>>35577328
Oh shit dude, there's like a fucking TON of you. No wonder why you're always running out of nachos.
How the hell did your warband get so big anyway?
Roll dice+1d10

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>35577356

>>35577328
oh god my side

I guess all that time spent building forces without atually getting of their asses to fight people pays of

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>35577356
i dont know, we throw parties and people just kind of stick around, when we party we party HARD

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>35577356
Well...we DID convert and entire sector

>>35577365
Well... just chilling IS pretty legit and by the looks of it, other warbands just sort of plopped on down and started hanging out. S'kool. Not to mention you guys still kind of "own" the sector or whatever. Your Battle Brothers never did get around to purging it...

Speaking of, who's got the next beer run?
Roll dice+1d100

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>35577445
((fuck i hope its not 5th company))

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>35577475

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>35577445
>>35577445

captcha: Brussif crossed

>>35577475
Mothing FUCKEN' Abbadon! Man that dude is a total bro and he LOVES to party. Even invited you to that Black Crusade thing he's throwing. Man that's gunna be a raging kegger.

As chill as you guys are, there ARE some people besides that jerk of an emperor that's always trying to start shit with you.
dice+1d100

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>35577537
angry marines

>>35577537
But parties are work.

Meh.

Now if Abbadon wants to come here and watch TV that would be great.

>>35577547
Orks man... always those godamn Orks. They can never just sit down and chill out. It's always war war war and like... Ork shit. Man, fuck those guys. They only want our servo arms and snacks anyway.

Yea seeing that sorry sack of shit keeps losing all the black crusades its the least he can do...

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>35577559
Sure, they're work, but we're all for having a bit of fun...just don't expect us to help clean up afterwards

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>35577559
dude, if we kill a whole bunch of loyalists we could totally raid that slaaneshi whore world while they are out crusading or something, or maybe we can eat all their nachos or something, the world eaters have nachos right?

>>35577607
Hmm, what do the World Eaters put on their nachos...

Worlds?

>>35577627
>>35577607
>>35577583
>>35577580
we need a drawfag in here

>>35577537
I can see people talking about Abbadon behind his back, "Man, if he didn't fall in with those Sons of Apathy he really could go places, but as long as he has slacker friends like them, they'll just keep dragging him down!"

>>35577537
So can we get a summary of the Sons of Apathy now that we've finished the creation tables?

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some one needs to archive this thread, and if i get off my lazy ass i' see if write them a page on the 1d4chan wiki. (i love you tg, we git shit done)

>>35575906
>>35576021
>>35576074
>>35576173
>>35576262
>>35576342
>>35576418
>>35576540
>>35576647
>>35576752
>>35576836
>>35576935
>>35577022
>>35577114
>>35577186
>>35577307
>>35577356
>>35577445
>>35577537
>>35577574

FINAL STATS:

>Brothers of Apathy

Former loyalist's of the Ultra Marines; lured into chaos by a Sorcerer who started dabbling in the "dark arts" and ended up corrupting nearly an entire sector to the ways of just kind of sitting back and relaxing. While you're pretty neutral towards most things including the undivided ruinous powers and the accompanying gods, something about the emperor just sitting around chilling on his bitching throne all day rubs you the wrong way. Mostly because everyone else says you're heretics for doing it yourself. You take out this passive aggression by exploiting and concurring... usually by totally not calling people back you said you would, losing comm frequencies, or tricking people into beer runs or whatever.

You do have problems though... try as you might, Chaos just won't let you crash on your comfy couches like you want and opts to keep you wide awake. It's not so bad though since it makes marathoning shit easier.

You are currently "stuck" on a feudal ice world though which is pretty bitching since it gives you an excuse to chill out and do whatever because fuck that noise outside am I right?
You DO occasionally have to put up the odd fight and thanks to other warbands agreeing with your chillax to the max philosophy, there's a lot of you. Trouble is fighting is a lot of work and thanks to some crashed Rogue Traider ships you have access to servo arms and teleporters so you don't really have to do much of anything after the enemy gets in your face and demands rent or whatever those greenskins are always yelling about.

When all else fails though, your bro Abaddon ALWAYS has your back. Man that dude's alright.

In innumerable living rooms and tv lounges of their frozen homeworld, the Sons of Apathy lounge listlessly in on their couches wearing snuggies dedicated to a variety of dark gods. Stirring only to use their power grabbers to fetch another snack or wayward remote.

>>35577773
>we are a renegade breakaway from the ultramarines, not the legion flavored one the vanilla ones
>we dont really worship any gods in particular, but sorcery is pretty cool, and fuck ya teleportation
>we live on a feudal ice world, shits cash, its too cold outside so we stay in the monestary
>our warleader ascended accidentally
>man we are totally gonna rock the 13th crusade
>fuck orks
>we have a whole bunch of archeotech we found
>fuck ya nachos
>fuck there are a lot of us
>we pick up random members of other warbands
>who the fuck finished off the keg and didnt tell anyone?

>>35577831
>Legion Warband or Renegade Chapter?
Renegade Chapter
>Why did they fall?
Marines in the Chapter dabbled in the dark arts and thought nobody would find out. They were wrong.
>Who was the Warband's Progenitor?
Ultra Marines
>Devotion to the Ruinous Powers
Neutral. The warband believes Chaos to be more of a tool than something to be worshipped, serving the dark Gods when it benefits them.
>Chaos Worship
Chaos Undivided
>What form do the Chapters' beliefs take?
Death to the False Emperor - The Marines despise the carrion lord and his false empire.
>Warband Demeanor
Exploit and Conquer. The Warband views all others as mere pawns, assisting them when it helps their own goals and tossing them aside once they are no longer needed. These Marines are selfish and untrustworthy.
>Common Mutations/Deficiencies
No Rest for the Wicked
>Figure of Legend
Sorcerer Lord
>Deeds of Legend
The hero corrupted nearly an entire sector of planets, causing the populations of them to fall to Chaos.
>Warband Homeworld
Feudal World
>Homeworld terrain
Ice
>Combat doctrine
Rip and Tear - Close Combat
>Special Equipment
Stolen Technology (servo arms and teleporters)
>Warband Status
Massive
>Cause of increased strength
The Warband merged with a smaller Warband or picked up the remains of a defeated one.
>Warband allies.
Warmaster Abaddon
>Who are the Warband's enemies?
Orks

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Chaos_Space_Marine_Warband_Creation_Tables

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I fucking love this chapter.

>>35577978
thats our fucking motto right there

if we get bored we stir up some major shit by virtue of there being so fucking many of us and our archeotech

>>35577888
10/10

>>35577822
Lets wait until we get actual OC before we go archiving anything on suptg

>>35577294
>These lazy fucks colour scheme should be grey plastic
FINALLY an army even I can field!
I may have to actually look up the current 40K rules and codex to see if these guys can actually be made and fielded

Seeing all the bland options get picked at the beginning (and throughout) was worrying, but then OP turned that into something interesting. I don't even know.

>>35577978
... I'm all for using /co/'s Grey Lantern concept here... trouble is they'd have to change their armor and that's a pretty big hassle... and remembering a motto? eeeeeh...

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>>35577831
"Dark arts" is Dudeism.

>>35578095
>>35578095
we dont repaint it so it eventually flecks off and turns grey

>>35578102
And I believe we have the look of our Sorcerer.

These guys are the official bros of the imperium

>>35578133
"The Dude abides" is a traditional litany of our group.

>>35577822
DO IT you won't

>>35578324
And the best battle cry they could come up with. All The Dude really wants though is for them to hook him another beer.He never asked for this, man.

i'll do it in the morning>>35578355
tried as fuck, i'll make a thread about it tomorrow

>>35578463
Sweet. Here's the archive link incase this thread dies:
https://archive.moe/tg/thread/35575906/

>>35578355
And remember that time that we were just chillin in our monestery and a bunch of orks came in and pissed on our rug?

I mean,,, what was all that about?

That rug really tied the room together.

So, anyone have any extra parts laying around and can clue one of these guys up?

Well guys, it's getting pretty late and I'm getting a little sleepy and there's nothing on /tv/ anyway... See you guys tomorrow. Hopefully.
Gunna need some OC.

A sector so lazy that a new chaos god was born and promptly torn apart and eaten by the others.
A war band so inoffensive, they're barely chaos.

I long to see other races and chapters react to this bunch

>>35577822
If you do, make sure to add it at the bottom of the 1d4 page like with the SoB ones.

Roll 1d10

How do I roll?

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>35582054
By typing dice+(how many and what type), like this: dice+1d10

>>35582108
in the options field

>>35582054
by reading the sticky

>>35577822
>>35578463
I believe in you brother

Keeping it alive in hopes of OCCUR

Anyone around with a codex who can do a sample list?

Bumping

Non-OP bump

>>35587907
OP here. Surprised this is still around. I am interested to see what else you guys do with this thoough. If anything.

May as well try a bump to see if writefriend is here

Rolled 6 (1d6)

Anyone wanna marathon lotr extended editions again? (Rolling to reach for DVD box set with servo arm).

>>35584791
Also that. Mostly that.

>>35589292
Always wanted to try writefaggotry anyway-

With a bellowing roar, Warboss Sharktoof smashed is mighty choppa on the ground, only to see it remaining stuck into the frozen terrain of that cursed iceworld. He snorted loudly and headed back to his trukk, casually stomping into the ground a pair of grotz; his lieutenant, a Mekboy whose name he never bothered to remember, as he did, in fact, with everyone else's, was busy hitting the trukk with an oversized wrench, an action he deemed as the best way to make proppa checkz and reparationz to the toyz of the waaagh.
"WHERE IZ THE HUMIEZ?" Sharktoof smashed his fists on the trukk's hull, lost in yet another fit of murderous rage. The Mekboy sighed- the Warboss wasn't the smartest ork around, but he was certainly powerful enough to launch his own waaagh and this left a position as his right arm perfectly fit for an ork that was more cunning then brutal, an opportunity the mekboy eagerly exploited. Yet sometimes, the lack of anything resembling subtlety, let alone patience, in Sharktoof really bothered him.
"Ohi, Warboss, ya just killed a bunch of gitz a couple of ourz ago..." the Mekboy's speech was interrupted by another loud expression of disappointment from Sharktoof.
"Look boss, I know you iz lookin' for a more proppa fight than burnin' down villagez but I iz sure, just keep killin' an' lootin' and some stronger gitz will come to aid those weaklingz"
Sharktoof paused from is raging bellowing, seemingly reached by the words of his more sensible lieutenant.
"... THEY IZ COMING?"
"Yes, warboss, there iz no mistake. Just wait an' let the boyz do their thing".
>cont

>>35590746
Warboos Sharktoof sighed, his anger seated once again by the Mekboy's clever reasoning.
"THEN WE IZ WAITIN'. BOYZ! WE IZ STOPPIN' HERE!" the waaagh was large, too large to hope every boy could hear the loud yelling, yet he knew that in an few minutes all of them would have been ready to camp: the warboss orders where passed from boy to boy thanks to some grots the Mekboy equipped with looted nunciovox, so that every time Sharktoof spoke, everyone obeyed. Obviously the warboss didn't understand it, and was pleased to see how his roar seemed to reach everyone in the whole horde.

On their comfortable sentry positions, two marines were starting to get very pissed off. Sitting on a coach, they had been trying to ignore the bellowing tyrant and his noisy horde, focusing their attention on a stolen archaotech image-broadcasting box they informally called TeeVee.
"You know, brother Solomon, this is really starting to get unbearable. I mean, how are we supposed to understand who is secretly hiding into Nurgle's coffer now that he is going out to chill with Khorne if the keep roaring like this?"
The talking Marine wore an armor bearing the inverted omega that identified his chapter as an Ultramarine successor, yet the letter was strangely damaged and half-wasted, as if his owner had tried to scrap it from the pauldron before losing interest in the matter. His collegue, sitting next to him and visibly bored, wore an ancient Emperor's Children suit that was in a similar state.
"I bet it is Slaneesh, the fucker wants to claim Isha once and for all..." he stopped, since the noise coming from the now banqueting horde was so loud he could even hear himself talking.
"This is ridiculous, in the name of the Warp. We are going to miss the rest of the episode if they keep this going. Brother Arcturius, the situation calls for us to take countermeasures. Unfortunately."

>>35590960
Do continue. Starts promising.

>>35590493
on live stream? i am kinda bored while writing this paper and doing homeowkr

>>35590746
>>35590960
And so they turned up the volume.

>>35590960
"*Sigh*" I guess you are right, but I have a Lotr marathon at 3 o'clock so let's make this quick. Let's contact the headquarters, brother."
None of them moved. They started looking at each other face, in a silent match of willpower, until finally brother Solomon, sighing and snorting, raised from the coach and grabbed hold of communication system fingerboard, typing a brief message to the headquarters. He waited.

Roughly ten minutes later, some techmarine on duty, or whatever passes by this word between the Brothers of Apathy, noticed the message. It called for minutes of concentration and tapping into his inner reserves of will to actually gather the strength needed to stand up and write back to the sentries. The other techmarines, who were mainly slacking off around the hall while playing videogames with their servoarms, frowned at him; waiting less then twenty five minutes before bothering to do something was considered a sign of weakness. After all, the so-called Emperor, that rotting corpse sitting over his golden wheelchair, was ignoring everyone and everything since ten thousands years and nobody in the entire empire seemed to question why he never got up and put and end to all of the shit going on in the galaxy. So why should a humble marine be expected to be snapping on foot at every sign of mutants/xenos/heresy/whatsoever?

"So, brother Arcturius, did they send back a message?"
Brother Solomon was back to his guard duty, his ass sticked steady on the coach, and was currently trying to muster his inner will in order to check if his bolter was properly working and ready to action. He actually knew it wasn't, but negating this simple reality for a while helped him relaxing and the only objective he always had in his life was just doing that. He even abandoned the Emperor's Children when he had the chance to do so, since the only pleasure he desired was the pleasure that comes from doing nothing.
>cont.

>>35591521
"Yes, brother, they did. I was just waiting before actually going to read the orders. I mean, it is not like the orks are going anywhere, mh? And if they are, well, we will briefly thank the dark powers and go back to... guard duty"
Brother Solomon nodded quietly, showing appreciation for this wise decision of Arcturius and turning up he volume a bit more. Were subtitles available, the two of them would have not even contacted the other marines before the actual end of the show.
"Don't you dare lying to me, Isha, I know that sly Tzeencth comes to this house trying to corrupt you every time I..."
Suddenly, the screen of TeeVee turned black, statics crackling everywhere near the device. His eyes wide open, mouth shouting in horror, Brother Solomon fell over, dropping on his knees, while Arcturius was trying in vain to bring the images back hitting the black box lightly with his armored fists. With a terrifying explosion, TeeVee fell back, sparks crackling, spitting fumes. The two marines stared in horror at the dead archaotech relic, then at each other, and the at the screen showing what the camera pointed on the orks was recoding.
On top of a massive Gargant, an ork covered in oil and grease was mounting a giant satellite dish made of eldar scraps.
Rage started filling the marines' hearts. Quicly, Brother Solomon wrote back to the headquarters, detailing the events while tears of anger dropped from his eyes.
In less then a minute, an array of Dreadnaughts, Rhinos, Razorbacks, Landspeeders and even a rusted, dusty Titan emerged from the Fortress of Idleness, the monastery of the chapter. Sitting of top of his throne, Warboss Sharktoof could only see a black cloud rapidly advancing form the horizon line. He stood up eagerly, bellowing to summon the boys to the proper fight he longed for, before a chainsword tore open his ribcage.
>cont.

>>35592207
>Breaking the Sacred TeeVee
Ya'll boyz dun fucked up real good

>>35592207
Roaring with madness he turned back, shrugging off the weapon, the wound that should have killed a lesser being merely an mild inconvenience to the powerful Warboss. What he saw was an assault marine clad in blue armor. "YOU. BREAK. IT" the marine roared, smashing himself onto the ork body. Sharktoof, however, was not your average boy, having withstood even a direct hit from Basilisk during his life, and promptly punched the humie straight on the face, tossing his beakie helmet awayand revealing the humie's facial featuers, his teeth gnashing, an expression the like the boss never saw before deforming the humie's face. For the first time in a long, long time, Warboss Sharktoof, destroyer of Callidus IV, bane of the Cignus Sector, felt his own heart trembling in fear. He swung his mighty choppa at his enemy, while all around the boyz where starting to engage the first wave of assault marines. Together, their voices as one, they were not chanting anthems to the emperor or the ruinous powers, nor swearing the destruction of the ork race, nor shouting the battle cry of the chapter. They roared, loud as the thunder:
"YOU BREAK IT! FUCK YOU!"
>cont

>>35592596
The wind swept away some dust from the corpse of a fallen gargant, lying on the frozen ground. All around, weapons and bits of armors, and the stench of death rising from them dead bodies of countless greenskins. Sharktoof himself was impaled right on his throne, a chainsword deeply buried in his trunk.

Brother Solomon craked open a new pack of cheetos, spreading his content in a bowl he offered to the marine sitting next to him.
"So, captain Arcturius, wasn't it a good fight? We got to work out some tension, a least."
Arcturius nodded lightly, staring with a rapt expression at the now repaired TeeVee. Four techpriests had attended to the reparations for a week and a half, pouring all of their knowledge into fixing the revered relic of the chapter.
" Don't call me captain, Solomon. You know I don't like titles, they only bring responsibilities. And shut up, I need to watch all of the recorded episodes of Love in the Warp I missed while TeeVee was broken, the guys at the headquarters are teasing me to no end threatening to reveal me what Fulgrim does when he comes home and find the Mask is making out with Angron."
Solomon seemed lost in his thoughts for a moment, then shrugged and sit down on the couch.
In the barren, frozen grounds, no noise was to be heard. Only the quiet, almost religiously low sound that is made when someone eats cheetos while watching the TeeVee.

>>35593097
>Mask
The masque. Hell, whatever.
This is my first attempt at writefaggotry and on top of it I'm not a native english speaker so plase be gentle /tg/ senpai

>>35593149
Ya I figured due to the You break it thing.
You did decently enough friend and for that we thank you.

>>35593247
one is glad to be of service

>>35593247
also feel free to make an alternate version with better english if you like

Keeping it alive.

>>35593097
Anyone else really want to see a write-up of that awesome show, Love in the Warp?

>>35594196
Who dosen't?

>>35594196
Anon, it is like 3.00 o'clock hear. If the thread survives until morning however I'll gladly put my humble writing skill at your service.
Probably.
>Capthca: Tteevee convenient
CAPTCHA IS WITH US BROTHERS

>>35594345
Some loyalist fag probably.

>>35594363
we've been running on fumes and bumps since last night. I doubt we'll make it to another day.

Whatever happened to 1d4 write-up guy anyway?

>>35594452
dunna know, can't we just make a pge ourselves for this?

>>35594452
That's the spirit anon. You really get this chapter. Unlike this guy >>35594503

>>35594529
You got me, brother.
I guess if there is any torture device for overzealous marines in this chapter, kinda like a reverse Imperial Fists stuff.

>>35594503
I wouldn't even know were to start and I'd be too afraid I'd mess things up.

>>35594590
Yeah if any brother can be bothered to actually deliver the punishment.

>>35594639
Never gonna happen.
I mean, maybe if they catch you messing with the Teevee. But still

So would the power weapon of choice be a little grabby arm, their tombs old dusty TV guides, and relics of choice dated remote controls?
purity seals made out of centuries old grocery store receipts consisting of nothing but snack food?

>>35595122
Yes. These long bouts of silence are glorious brothers.

>>35595758
Shut the fuck up; you're ruining it.

>>35597176
and now I'm saving it.
for what reason and purpose I'm not sure though.

Keeping the dream alive so naps can come.

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I HAVE RETURNED WITH A LINK! (although its more then likely in the wrong place and only a stub of what it needs to be its a start) All so i am lazy as fuck so i couldn't be bothered to come up with that much of my own shit, and since there perfectly good lore that you guys made i just re purposed it a bit...
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Brothers_of_Apathy

>>35602248
Well you copied and pasted OPs breakdown, but hey it's something and at least we're logged. All we could ever ask for anyway.
Cheers!

Yea, go ahead and fix that shit, i just happy its logged also i been busy as all fuck today so i didnt get to put as much time as i would have liked into it.

>>35602294
rest as long as your slumber will let you brother. I have added in an archive link for the more adventurous and creative to expand upon things.

>>35602310
Can i say i got shit done today tg? Would make my day.

>>35602391
You did. Bu you should know that getting shit done is weakness, the Brothers of Apathy take procrastination over activity anytime

>>35602391
The brothers of apathy do get shit done.
when they are in the mood.
Maybe.

Ok huys, I get the whole apathy theme is fitting for neckbeards but in order to not getting shit down anymore and just chill out we have to get some of said shit done.
Like, why are the lazy marines close combats adepts. You would figure they would prefer a less tiring approach at fighting, like bolter barrage or mechanized armies.
Then it struck me. It is not about CC. It is about rhe assault packs. I mean, a jetpack is something that allows you to move without actually doing anything else then trying to land into the right spot, so it is perfect for marines that are actually too lazy even for walking.
Question, do they have a Chapter Master / Chaos Lord/ Daemon prince still in charge of guiding them? Is he the laziest fucker of the bunch or actually the only one who gives a fuck about getting shit done?

>>35604160
I feel like whoever's in charge doesn't so much "lead" as everyone else "follows," which fits both with lots of other warbands joining up with them as well as with leadership being a whole lot of effort, you know? Part of why they're in so good with abaddon, if he can actually convince them to get off their ass none of them are trying to usurp him

Should we try and roll up another figure of legend?

>>35604160
their warmaster is a daemon prince of a god that no longer exists, when the corruption hit the sector a new chaos god was born, one of apathy and complete disinterest, he then popped out of existence. our then chaptermaster Apathas became a daemon lord of that god, so when he popped out of existence he sort of just stayed a daemon prince. we dont even know the name of that god, he probably wouldnt have told us anyways.

>>35606289
I don't know man, getting born sounds like way too much work, it's probably like how khorne and nurgle existed even before they woke up, but the chaos god still hasn't bother to wake up because, y'know
effort

>>35604160
>It is about rhe assault packs.
There's also the fact that bolters and vehicles need maintenance. That's way too much work, man, particularly when you can just kinda pick up an empty off the ground, break it and use it as a makeshift knife.

>>35605792
OP here. Not a bad idea.
Roll me dice+1d100

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>35607346

>>35607555
>An extremely zealous Champion or Possessed
Over zealous in his laziness... guess the dude just lays around and doesn't even watch TV... probably one of those guys had he not been in power armor his flesh would have merged with his surroundings.

Ok, roll me another d100

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>35607642
let's see

>>35608102
>The figure is remembered as a scourge of the Imperium, having ravaged many planets and slaughtering servants of the Emperor aplenty.

Ah yes, Brother Nestle... fed up with having to wait for snack shipments struck out on his own with a small band of brothers and looted an entire sectors worth of supplies worth of chips, dips, jerked meat, and candy before returning to the monastery; depositing the treats in the outer atmosphere to be easily plucked when needed while freeing the surface of additional clutter. The imperial guard cried for months for their missing chocolate rations.

So these guys are like the Chaos counterpart of the Lazy Marines?

>>35609432
the who?

>>35609444
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Lazy_Marines

>>35609432
Kinda. But these bys here are already better defined. The Lazy Marines' pintjob scores them a few points though

>>35609548
boys*
paintjob*
>fukken keyboard

>>35609568
Keyboards man. They love to troll people.