“Suck it up, she says.” You key the microphone off, and continue to grumble to yourself. Easy in and out, right? Sneak in, get the good Doctor, and get the fuck out. All before anybody knows what's up. The lights in the 'Mechbay dim to a dull red, and your operator pipes up again.

“So since you're not bitching and moaning about your sensors anymore, I assume we're not scrubbing. Which is good, because we're going to start equalizing the pressure.” When she finishes that last word, water comes pouring into the submarine's 'Mechbay.

You punch the sensor display once more, but it does nothing.

SELECT YOUR MECH:

>Raven RVN-3X (Triple Strength Myomer, faster and stronger at a certain level of heat, outdated ECM suite. No jump jets.) http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Raven
>Raven RVN-3L (Updated Guardian ECM suite, has TAG capabilities for laser-guided artillery strikes. No jump jets.) http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Raven
>Urbanmech UM-R60L (Has jump jets. Has an AC-20. Is an Urbanmech. Baller.) http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Urbanmech
>Firestarter FS-9 (Has flamers. Seriously, fire. Is also fast with jump jets.) http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Firestarter

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>>35530282
>Urbanmech UM-R60L (Has jump jets. Has an AC-20. Is an Urbanmech. Baller.) http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Urbanmech

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>>35530282
Urbanmech is the only logical choice.

>>35530282
>>Urbanmech UM-R60L (Has jump jets. Has an AC-20. Is an Urbanmech. Baller.) http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Urbanmech

>>35530282
>Raven RVN-3L (Updated Guardian ECM suite, has TAG capabilities for laser-guided artillery strikes. No jump jets.) http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Raven

Bringing a light mech into a brawl sounds like a stupid idea to me.

>>35530512
Out of all the mechs listed, the Urbie is probably best at brawling.

This isn't supposed to be a brawl, though. Just a quick in-and-out extraction. Promise.

>>35530277
>Raven 3-l

“So, let me get this right,” you say. “This is supposed to be a quick in-and-out extraction, right?”

“Right,” your operator responds.

“And generally you want to focus on stealth and speed for those, right?”

“Also right.”

“So why, for the love of fuck, am I piloting an Urbanmech?”

The line is silent for a bit. “Because it was the only thing that would fit in the sub's launch tubes. By the way, you should brace.”

The Urbanmech rockets out of the vertical launch tube of the submarine, and you're sprawling in the water, trying to regain your balance. All you can see outside the main viewport of the 'Mech's head is dark water, too many air bubbles, and occasionally the dark blob of the submarine as you spin over it.

TIME FOR A PILOTING SKILL ROLL!

Roll me a 2d6, first one is the one who counts. 6+ to not fail your underwater PSR.

>>35530282
ac20 on an urbie?

sign me up

Rolled 1, 5 = 6 (2d6)

>>35530805

Rolled 3, 4 = 7 (2d6)

>>35530805
high or low good?

Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d6)

>>35530805
Ha.

>>35530829
High is good. Generally, you always want to roll high. Unless it's on a hit table. For your fall damage. Because a 12 is the head. And that's how Mechwarriors die.

>>35530805
Well when we are inevitably spotted and hunted we can really mess up anyone who gets to close I guess.

Rolled 5, 6 = 11 (2d6)

>>35530805
You should count more rolls. Not averaging them, but counting falls vs successes.

>>35530986
I actually have a solution to that- I'm not going to do the counting fails v. successes, but if you've played any tabletop BT, generally combat generates a LOT of rolls. I intend to have people roll 2d6, and I'll take them starting from the top for to-hits, damage locations, PSRs, et cetera. This was only one roll because it was only one PSR.

>>35531069
neat

>6
>you niggas barely passed

Your ascent is punctuated with cursing and fucks, all the way up. Eventually, you manage to stabilize the freakish tumbling cartwheel that your launch imparted on your Urbanmech, and you slowly sink to the bottom, and manage to land on the seafloor with both of your feet.

You pump both of your fists into the air. “Whoo! Suck it! Black people CAN swim!”

“Your mic is open.”

“Don't care. Suck it!”

Your operator sighs. “Well, when you want to stop celebrating, and get on with the mission, in your own time.”

“Stop raining on my parade.”

“That's my job.”

“Racist.”

“What?”

“You're just raining on my parade because I'm black.”

“I- ugh. Shut up and go.”

“Yes, massa. Don't punish me, massa. Andre'll be good, massa.” Chuckling and smiling to yourself, you slowly trundle through the port of the city of Flint. You climb up a slope into the seaport proper of Flint.

“Your contact should be in Deer Park.”

You pause for a second. “He's sitting in the park. What, is he expecting a CIA-style handoff where everybody's all subtle and doing tradecraft and all that other shit?” And you're going to bring a 30 ton trashcan to the meeting.

Oh yeah. You can do subtle real well.

> Head straight to the park. Time is of the essence.
> Beat on your sensor column a bit more. Working magscan and seismic sensors would be a godsend. (Roll either a 2d6 or a d20 for this option.)
> Write-in.

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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>35531150
> Beat on your sensor column a bit more. Working magscan and seismic sensors would be a godsend. (Roll either a 2d6 or a d20 for this option.)

heh, I like quest us

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>a Wyrm
>on Detroit

The wobbies only used the Wyrm on Terra.

Which means, we're not wobbies.

Which means, the only way a Wyrm can be on Detroit is if the Wobbies died of sudden onset tacnuke syndrome before they could accept their last order.

Which means we're basically a PMC... with a supercarrier.

Oh.

Okay.

That's...

this ends in flames

>>35531205
Close. Very close! But not quite.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>35531150
>Beat on your sensor column a bit more. Working magscan and seismic sensors would be a godsend. (Roll either a 2d6 or a d20 for this option.)

Well, at least we have an AC20.

Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d6)

> Beat on your sensor column a bit more. Working magscan and seismic sensors would be a godsend. (Roll either a 2d6 or a d20 for this option.)

Gotta see where we are walking.

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>>35531252

Wait. Wait. SHIT. I'VE GOT IT.

We're not a PMC. No PMC could afford their own fucking supercarrier capable of mounting anti-orbital weaponry (unless you're the Wolves Dragoons and you bring a fucking mobile factory ship with you while trying to keep a low profile durrhurr). And, this begs the question - why the fuck didn't they use the horrific amounts of on-board weaponry that ship mounts to do the job? Or, you know, a GOOD mech?

There's only one possible way you could own a WYVERN SUPERCARRIER, but not any missiles, weapons, troops or even a mech worth a damn to put on it... and that is if you LITERALLY OWN A FACTORY THAT MAKES SUPERCARRIERS. The factory does not make cruise missiles, or mechs. The factory is staffed by production engineers, who are competent at productiony engineering, not operating operationally.

So we're basically Adam Jensen, and David Sariff is sailing around the oceans of Detroit in a Wyvern the Wobbies never picked up because he wants to murderize the turdburglars who are fucking up Detroit at current.

ayep best quest 2014 right here

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>>35531389
>So we're basically Adam Jensen
>In teh Urbanmeh
Do we get augmented to drive Fafnir after the horrible accident?

You pound away at the sensor column for a bit, venting your rage on Bitchin' Betty. “Sensors error,” you say. “Fuckin' I got a FIST WRENCH.” With a few more punches, the column beeps.

“Magscan sensors nominal.”

“Whoo!” you shout, in jubilation. “I am the KING!”

And then you flip the magscan sensors on. Your view turns from a dark, rainy night in a shithole city to a dark, rainy night in a shithole city with a bright orange overlay as though it was drawn on by Michael J. Fox.

They did tell you in training that magscan sensors were pretty goddamn useless in cities. Maybe the computer will pick up 'Mech outlines. Maybe.

Time's a wasting. So you punch it.

...As much as an Urbie can punch it, anyway. You push the throttle all the way forward. Your 'Mech trundles forward at an ungainly trot. You look down at the speedo. 32 km/h.

THIRTY-TWO KILOMETERS AN HOUR?!

Fuck.

Just... goddamnit. Fuck, shit fuck. Goddamnit. You wish you had a Firestarter or something like that. You push at the throttle harder, but it's already at its forwardmost travel.

Fuck. This thing is so goddamn slow.

> Trundle your ass straight to the park. Subtlety be damned! Gotta go fast. Well. As fast as an Urbie can, that is.
> Do a bit of recon around the park. Being ambushed would suck.

Also, roll me a d100.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>35531697

>>35531697
>trundle urbie trundle
not like we can recon anyway

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>35531697
>>35531751
Forgot dice

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35531697
>Trundle your ass straight to the park. Subtlety be damned! Gotta go fast. Well. As fast as an Urbie can, that is.

Recon work in a 'mech that is slower than most 'mechs that are notoriously bad at recon is probably not the best option here. We should try to not to be seen as much as possible, but we need to get there as fast as we can.

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>35531697
>>35531795

Forgot that we were rolling 1d100, not 1d20.

>>35531697
Are we going downhill? Might as well roll, that woud be faster. Otherwise:
>Gotta go fast

>>35531795

Usually, you do recon so that when you find the enemy, they're not ten feet away with a gun made of rape shoved in your face.

In this case, we're slow, and our rape-gun is the biggest on the planet.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>35531697
> Trundle your ass straight to the park. Subtlety be damned! Gotta go fast. Well. As fast as an Urbie can, that is.

Ambushers get the AC treatment.

>>35531831

Not to mention that our rape-gun requires people to be about ten feet in front of us to work properly.

You chug through the city at the fastest speed you can, ignoring the civilians that scatter in front of you.

...They could probably outrun you on foot if they tried. But you don't care. You have an AC/20, and you're not taking shit from anyone, least of all civilians. You consider blowing through some buildings to make your trip faster.

While this plan would be supported wholeheartedly by the city planner of Flint in the name of 'urban renewal', you've only got one ton of ammo for the AC/20 and 30 tons isn't quite enough to reliably do a Kool-Aid man impression. You do try to avoid stepping on a car accident you pass as you go by- they've got enough shit to deal with. You do this by stomping on the pedals for the jump jets- and you flip the old Cadillac with just your jump jet wash.

Yeah. Good day to come back to the old neighborhood.

Your radio comes to life again. It's your operator. Shit, you can't remember her name. Was it important? Probably not. She's kind of a bitch. “You there yet?”

“Let's see. I'm in an Urbanmech. What do you think?” You don't pause to give her a chance to answer. “I ain't there yet, dumbass!”

She ignores your statement. “Looks like the local five-o has gotten wind of your arrival. They'll probably pass that up the chain to the Liao command.”

“Great. So now I'm on a time limit.”

“Yep. And, don't forget, the cops too.”

You snort. “Oh, yeah, because their handguns and STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW are totally going to stop me.”

“Hey, the Feds distributed free light military vehicles to the police. Records show the Flint PD got themselves an Plainsmaster.”

“The fuck's that?”

“Scout tank. Got itself a Large Laser.”

Okay, that's actually a surprising amount of firepower for a local PD.

As that thought runs through your mind, you round the bend to the park.

>>35532248
Directly between you and the park, only 50 meters away or so, is the Plainsmaster. Or so you assume, given that a hovertank with what appears to be a Large Laser is sitting there.

Well, shit. There goes subtle.

>AC/20 BEATS TANK. TANK GO BOOM.
>THEY CALL ME SUPER MARIO AND THIS SHIT LOOKS LIKE A GOOMBA (DFA attack, yo)
>Write-in

For option #1, we'll be firing both the AC/20 and the Small Laser, because why not. 50 meters is approximately 2 hexes, so that's in the short range bracket (+0 to hit) for the AC/20 and the medium range bracket (+2 to hit) for the Small Laser. It didn't move. You were running.

So we're looking at a 4 (your gunnery skill) +0 (range) + 2 (attacker ran) for the AC/20, and a 4 + 2 + 2 for the Small Laser.

It needs a 6 (its gunnery skill) + 0 (range) + 1 (defender moved 3-4 hexes) 7 to hit with its Large Laser. It will also require +1 for a jumping target if you decide to DFA the tank.

Roll me a bunch of 2d6s, I'll use them in this order:

To-Hit on AC/20, Small Laser, Large Laser
Hit Locations (if applicable) AC/20, Small Laser, Large Laser
Other assorted rolls (crits, PSRs, et cetera)

For Option #2, we'll be using the rolls for the tank first, and then for the PSRs for the DFA. You'll need to pass at least one 10+, two if it hits you with its laser.

>>35532274
Correction: 5+ to hit on the DFA, 9+ to not fall on your ass after the attack.

Rolled 6, 6 = 12 (2d6)

>>35532274
>AC/20 BEATS TANK. TANK GO BOOM.
rollan

Rolled 5, 6 = 11 (2d6)

>>35532274
AC/20 BEATS TANK. TANK GO BOOM.

Rolled 19, 20 = 39 (2d20)

>>35532274
>AC/20 BEATS TANK. TANK GO BOOM.

that tank can probably dodge us if we tried a DFA.

Rolled 5, 2 = 7 (2d6)

>>35532274
As tempting as a DFA is, attempting to stand in an walking trashcan with turrets for arms sounds like an awful prospect. Not to mention that falling on our ass will probably compromise the Urbie's already thin armor.

>AC/20 BEATS TANK. TANK GO BOOM.
>Also fire small laser for good measure.

I also totally forgot to post the sheet for the Urbie and for the Plainsmaster.

Urbie: http://i.imgur.com/LZU91nv.png?1
Plainsmaster: http://i.imgur.com/0dPK8Av.png?1

Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d6)

>>35532351

Aww shit. Damned sensor bashing.
Rerolling. Take whatever you want.

Gonna need a few more rolls. If you've already rolled, don't feel like you can't roll again.

Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d6)

>>35532274
Dice for the dice gods

Rolled 6, 6 = 12 (2d6)

>>35532274
>>35532517

Rolled 3, 4 = 7 (2d6)

>>35532274
more dice I guess this is my 3rd roll

Rolled 2, 6 = 8 (2d6)

And I think I need one more and we're good. So I'll roll it.

Wait, no. Precisely one more.

I don't want to roll this one because it will be hilarious.

Rolled 6, 5 = 11 (2d6)

>>35532706

>>35532720
>Rolled 6, 5 = 11 (2d6)
Oh, christ, you've fucked us.

Roll 2d6 twice.

Rolled 2, 6 = 8 (2d6)

>>35532741

Rolled 3, 3 = 6 (2d6)

>>35532741

BLAM! HEADSHOT!

>>35532771
I was wrong, I only needed one 2d6. But still.

>>35532557
>>35532720
You two fucked us SPECTACULARLY. I love you.

AC/20: Rolled 6, 6 = 12 (2d6) Hits for 20 damage!

Small Laser: Rolled 5, 6 = 11 (2d6) Hits for 3 damage!

Large Laser: Rolled 5, 2 = 7 (2d6) Hits for 8 damage!

Hit Locations: AC/20: Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d6) Hits front! Plainsmaster destroyed!
Small Laser: Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d6) Hits front!
Large Laser: Rolled 6, 6 = 12 (2d6) Hits Head! 6 points armor damage, two points internal damage! One point internal structure remaining!

Crit location for AC/20: Rolled 3, 4 = 7 (2d6) Weapon (Large Laser) malfunctions!
Crit location for Small Laser: Rolled 2, 6 = 8 (2d6) Stabilizer hit!
Crit location for Large Laser: Rolled 6, 5 = 11 (2d6) Roll twice!

Rolled 2, 6 = 8 (2d6) Life support hit! Sensors hit!

>>35532893
So....... gg?

>>35532893
>the urbie is already on its last legs
Top keks.

>>35532771
Actually, I DID need that 2d6! Needed to roll for consciousness, which a 6 makes.

You've done quite a bit of training with autocannons, getting used to their recoil and flight profile. An AC/2, on a light mech? Recoil's near nonexistent. An AC/5? You feel it, but it doesn't affect your aim. An AC/10? Okay, best shoot that one last, because anything after it's probably going to miss.

You've only shot AC/20s on mechs 70 tons and heavier. The whole torso twisted on those.

This is an AC/20, a 203mm cannon, shot from a 30 ton Urbanmech. The whole thing careens wildly after the shot. But it's all entirely worth it- the 203 mm shell plows through the front of the Plainsmaster, crumpling plating and crewmembers in its wake. The Large Laser gets creamed by the shell, knocking it out of its mount. Which is kind of a moot point, because 1: it's fired already, and 2: any crew that was servicing it now resembles tomato paste.

The shell travels its full length through the Plainsmaster, and exits the other side. It explodes spectacularly.

You, however, are preoccupied. Remember when the laser fired? I'm sure you do. Because it nailed you right in the face. That coherent light beam slagged all the armor off the head of the Urbie, and turned it from a cockpit to a convertible.

…And it fucked the sensors again. God DAMN it. With the hit to the life support, and more importantly, the removal of the upper 20% of the cockpit, there's no way you're going to be able to submerge this 'Mech again. Which raises some serious problems for your extraction.

You'll drive off that bridge when you get there, you suppose. And then you'll do something about these gnarly second-degree burns you got from the laser.

> Charge into the park. Your cover's blown, your 'Mech is fucked, and you need to get the hell out of Dodge. With the Doctor.
> Inform your operator of your 'Mech's new convertible upgrade. You're going to need alternate extraction methods.
> Write-in.

(Sensor damage adds a +2 to your to-hit modifiers in subsequent combat rounds. Life support system damage means you drown when you submerge your 'Mech in water now.)

>>35532936
Not dead yet! You just came so incredibly close to death. Besides, what's the chance you'll take another headshot? (7% or so.)

>>35533114
> Inform your operator of your 'Mech's new convertible upgrade. You're going to need alternate extraction methods.

>>35533114
>inform your operator of what happened
>then proceed on mission while they cuss you out.

>>35533114
>> Inform your operator of your 'Mech's new convertible upgrade. You're going to need alternate extraction methods.

>>35533114
>Inform your operator
then
>Continue the mission and hope that black science gets you through

>>35533114
>Charge into the park. Your cover's blown, your 'Mech is fucked, and you need to get the hell out of Dodge. With the Doctor.

>>35533114
>Inform your operator of your 'Mech's new convertible upgrade. You're going to need alternate extraction methods.

In all honesty, we shouldn't have expected any less when piloting an urbie. Although piloting a Firestarter in a crowded civilian metropolis probably would've garnered a stronger response.

>>35533266
The thing is, if there's going to be any mech at the end, we're done for. Hell, even an ordinary sniper can instakill us.

>>35533344

Or a potentially lucky and pissed-off farmer with a shotgun.

>>35533363
>pissed-off farmer with a shotgun
Good thing we're in the city then.

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Really, the best thing we could do now is set the Urbie's autopilot to walk that-a-way. Usually a mech on autopilot is easy to spot because they move fucking slow and awkwardly, but.. its an Urbie. Nobody will know the difference. Set the Stackpole timer for extra giggles.

Once we've got it set, we disembark and just walk away like nothing fucking happened.

Inevitably someone will stop us, shine a light in our eyes, and ask us what the fuck we're doing walking around with second degree burns during a mech attack like its just another day.

That's when we look at them and say "First day on Detroit, huh?"

>>35533475
*it's

fucking... fuck

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It's just hope we have a backup pistol in case of farmer with shotgun.

>>35533475

What about the part where Andre is essentially wearing a speedo/shorts and a cooling vest since his employers probably didn't give him a tacticool (and expensive) MechWarrior jumpsuit?

>>35533114
> Inform your operator of your 'Mech's new convertible upgrade. You're going to need alternate extraction methods.

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>>35533540

Its a factory planet. He pilots a workmech.

No, he didn't work tonight. Or all last week. But the cooling vest is heavy and more than capable of stopping a shiv, and that's what...

... wow, you really ARE new to Detroit, aren't you?

>>35533523
Andre is a black man. On Detroit. Do the math.

>>35533540
see >>35533593

You key the radio. It fizzles on you. Your sensors also take this opportunity to pack up entirely. Bad news: You're relying on purely visual acquisition now. Good news: With the convertible upgrade to your 'Mech, you can see the surrounding area that much clearer!

You punch the sensor column yet again. This causes the radio to actually work.

“Go for HQ, Andre.”

“So, you know that show Pimp My Ride?”

“Andre...”

“No, no, wait. Stick with me here. You know how sometimes they take an old beater shitpile of a car, and turn it into a shiny new convertible? I took this old beater shitpile of a 'Mech, and turned it into an old beater shitpile convertible!”

“You... what?”

“Got shot in the face with a Large Laser. The cockpit is now an open-air design. Kiiiiiiiinda not going to be able to extract in the planned way. Honestly, I'm surprised I'm not dead. These burns are going to hurt like a bitch once the adrenaline rush stops.”

“Are- are you kidding me? You're wasting time talking to me about this when the entire local network is lighting up like a christmas tree? Get to the goddamn meetup already, Andre!”

“Fine, mother. I'll get your precious Doctor.” And with that, you push the throttle forward again, and lumber into the park.

Where people are screaming and running around like it's the end of days. “Come on, people, it's Flint. Just because four or five people got murdered is no reason to freak out,” you say.

What a bunch of pansies. Now where's the Doctor?

> Honk the horn and flash the lights.
> Get out and look.
> Write-in.

>>35533774
> Honk the horn and flash the lights.
Never leave a vehicle alone in Detroit, you will never see it again.

>>35533774
> Honk the horn and flash the lights. (fire the ac/20)

>>35533774

I'm kinda thinking that we might want to do this: >>35533475

But unless HQ can secure us another avenue of extraction, that's only really kicking the can down the road.

>>35533774
> Honk the horn and flash the lights.
Do we even have a horn? We'd better just call him. Do we have a megaphone?

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>>35533774
>Where people are screaming and running around like it's the end of days. “Come on, people, it's Flint. Just because four or five people got murdered is no reason to freak out,” you say.

>MFW the cities on Detroit are actually named after Michigan cities
>MFW he's absolutely right about Flint

>>35533843
>Never leave a vehicle alone in Detroit, you will never see it again.

>MFW the Liao troops pull over the Urbie to find twelve gangbangers crammed into the cockpit flashing gangsta signs while we exfil

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>>35533910
>HQ
>secure us a vehicle

We're a black man.

In Flint.

On a planet called Detroit.

With a gun.

DO I NEED TO PAINT YOU A FUCKING PICTURE

>>35533865
>>35533774

Are we the only mech on this op? If so, then we can't play decoy.

I think a "Yo, Doc, this op got bungled, hurry up and get in!" over the external loudspeaker- if we have one is most appropos

>>35533995
Most mechs have one.

Most mechs also mount it on the head.

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>>35533995
>WHERE'S THE VAN
>THE VAN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
>roll up in an Urbanmech that's smoking and has the top of the cockpit blown clean off, honking the horn and flashing the lights as we wave from the jagged opening
>COME ON MAN WE GOTTA GO
>FUCK, ITS THE FUZZ, CHEESE IT

I am rolling on the fucking floor laughing holy fuck this quest

>>35533774
>>35534027
I figured... Best bet is to use the urbie as a decoy and exfil on foot then, all in favor?

Mind you, we need to find the Doc first and then reassure him by tossing away the biggest weapon in the city

>>35534038
It's one of those games.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pyCsu0QRO0

Nobody running towards the 'Mech. Which means there's probably no Doctor running towards your mech. You punch the button for the external loudspeaker.

It crackles and you shout into the microphone. Nothing happens. That laser probably slagged the entire loudspeaker assembly. But Momma always said you were the loudest boy she knew. And you can put your pipes to work.

“HEY DOCTOR! TIME TO FUCKIN' GO!”

Nobody starts running, so you start shooting the Small Laser in the air. The AC/20 would definitely make a loud enough noise for everybody to hear, but they probably heard the first one. And you've only got four more shots of it. So the dark purple laser light show will have to do.

A man starts running towards your 'Mech, and grabs onto one of the rungs and starts climbing up.

Then your radio buzzes again. It's your operator. What was her name, Jean-Marie or something? Fuckin' French people. “Hey, so, you're going to be wanting to get out of there as quickly as possible.”

“Why, a lance coming to kick my shit in?”

“No. You remember the anomalous event our satellites recorded about ten days ago?”

“Pfft, no. You know I don't pay attention in intel briefs.”

“So, then, let me ask you a question. How far is Detroit from the system's jump point?”

Oh, shit. “Almost ten days.”

“Yep. Our satellite just got nailed by what seems to be Naval PPC fire. You have got to fuckin' go.”

Aw, fuck.

> Wave the Doctor back down. You're leaving this fucking thing and running on foot.
> Wave the Doctor back down. You're leaving this thing, stealing a car, and getting the fuck out of town.
> Bring the Doctor up. The Urbie might be slow, but you've got jump jets! Which means that streets and roads are mere suggestions to you! And you are entirely unopposed to a bit of urban renewal via kool-aid!

>>35534227
>> Wave the Doctor back down. You're leaving this thing, stealing a car, and getting the fuck out of town.

Car's probably faster

>>35534227
> Wave the Doctor back down. You're leaving this thing, stealing a car, and getting the fuck out of town.

>>35534227
>Wave the Doctor back down. You're leaving this thing, stealing a car, and getting the fuck out of town.

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>>35534227

> Bring the Doctor up. The Urbie might be slow, but you've got jump jets! Which means that streets and roads are mere suggestions to you! And you are entirely unopposed to a bit of urban renewal via kool-aid!

>>35534227
> Bring the Doctor up. The Urbie might be slow, but you've got jump jets! Which means that streets and roads are mere suggestions to you! And you are entirely unopposed to a bit of urban renewal via kool-aid!

this isn't titan fall, we don't leave our mechs.

>>35534227
> Bring the Doctor up. The Urbie might be slow, but you've got jump jets! Which means that streets and roads are mere suggestions to you! And you are entirely unopposed to a bit of urban renewal via kool-aid!

jump nigga

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>>35534227
> Bring the Doctor up.
There's plenty of place inside.

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>>35534227
>“Yep. Our satellite just got nailed by what seems to be Naval PPC fire. You have got to fuckin' go.”

DITCH.

THE.

MECH.

Our jump jets move us three hexes at a time.

And we just confirmed that these fuckers have eyes in orbit, now. We're in a machine that moves 32km/h and the enemy is about to have real-time data on our location.

GRAND. THEFT. AUTO.

>>35534227
Doctor comes up, at least we still have some sort of cover from small arms and the only PD Plainsmaster just got slagged and we can always abandon the thing later... probably

>>35534343

Two hexes, actually.

The -60L Urbanmech is a 2/3/2.

>>35534330
that's beautiful anon

I'd totally suck your dick, no homo

Oh also, roll me a 2d6 while you're at it.

Rolled 4, 3 = 7 (2d6)

>>35534393

Rolled 3, 4 = 7 (2d6)

>>35534393

Headshot!

Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d6)

>>35534393

Rolled 2, 3 = 5 (2d6)

>>35534393

>>35534407
>>35534405
well, that isn't ominous

>>35534426
I love you.

Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d6)

>>35534393

>>35534343
>The Light Naval Particle Projector Cannon is designed to inflict a massive amount of energy and thermal damage to enemy WarShips. As it is so massive, the system has difficulty targeting enemy craft smaller than 500 tons.
Oh, come on, we'll be fine! If we're not going to swim in this thing.

>>35534460
exactly why I still vote for hanging onto the urbie for cover and a high vantage point

Looks like staying in the Urbie won. Time to crack open my StratOps book!

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>>35534460

I'm more worried about the vertible fucking swarm of light mechs/tanks the enemy probably has converging on our location right now. Our chances of evading them in a fucking Urbie were already slim to none, but when you've got a Warship on the enemy tac-net with some asshole glued to their telescope, feeding everyone real-time telemetry on your location down to the square meter? Yeah.

>>35534513
>Time to crack open my StratOps book!

... see, I was thinking to myself, orbital bombardment of a civilian population center for one chucklefuck in an Urbie? Naw.

But I forgot.

It's *Flint.*

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>>35534513
Do naval weapon impacts cause large city-and-mech-killing explosions?

Oh, wait we have a covert asset on board and we're in Flint, of course they don't care about collateral.

I hope you're just messing with us

>>35534563
>>35534562
Shiiit.

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>>35534562
>>35534563
>>35534582
>>35534513

Detroit Quest: the pic related the movie.

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>>35534563
>Do naval weapon impacts cause large city-and-mech-killing explosions?
Yes

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We should have chosen that Raven.

>>35534626
>>35534614
>>35534582
>>35534563
>>35534562
>>35534513
And we forgot to recall that there's WOBbies here.

Welp, Urban Renewal, Here. We. Come!

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>>35534687
>Not shopping actual BT art

“HURRY YOUR ASS UP, DOCTOR!”

The Doctor... well, probably the Doctor, climbs up your Urbanmech to the head. Normally, at this point, you'd have to open a hatch to admit him in. Of course, that's kind of unnecessary at the moment. He clambers in. Another black man, but this guy looks pale. He doesn't seem like he's enjoying the extraction method you've taken.

You grin wildly at him. “Welcome to Mr. Bones' Wild Ride, Doctor! Now what the fuck do you know that would make Liao willing to bombard a population center from orbit?”

He looks sick. “I, uh. Jeez. Wow. Really?”

“Yep! Now let's fuckin' GO!” And you floor it.

And it's still an UrbanMech.

The Doctor looks at you. “This is as fast as it goes?”

You frown at him. “What did you expect?”

He shrugs. “I don't know, something fast, for, you know, an exfiltration?”

You laugh crazily. “Look, man, we've got more problems than you know. Shut up and hold the fuck on.” And you run and trundle and jump across Flint, scattering cop cars in your mad dash to the port.

Jean-Marie pipes up. “We're going to have to surface the sub so you can board it without drowning. You'll have to be fast.”

You're about a click from the port, and you can hear the sound of aircraft above you. Fuck me, those are probably fighters looking for you.

I require: 8 2d6 rolls!
The magic numbers are 8+ and 10+!

Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d6)

>>35534717
ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO.

Rolled 6, 5 = 11 (2d6)

>>35534717
all 1's

Rolled 6, 3 = 9 (2d6)

>>35534717

we ded

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Rolled 3, 3 = 6 (2d6)

>>35534717


This is a thread that is starring into the abyss of its own end and calmly chuckling about it.

Rolled 2, 6 = 8 (2d6)

>>35534717
Here goes everything

>>35534741
>>35534745
Good job.

Rolled 2, 3 = 5 (2d6)

>>35534717

Rolled 1, 6 = 7 (2d6)

>>35534717
Everything second iteration

In case you were wondering what you were getting shot at by:

http://i.imgur.com/wEX2zdh.png?1

I love AC/20s. Does it show?

Rolled 6, 6 = 12 (2d6)

>>35534717

>>35534746
Damn shame, I want to keep going and see what happens.

>>35534738
>>35534741
>>35534745
>>35534746
>>35534751
>>35534775
>>35534779
>>35534802
Are we dead or not. I've never played mechwarrior so I got no clue.

>>35534786
Yes it shows just a little, gonna do the last roll since we've done seven or are you going to wait?

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>>35534802

>>35534802
Thank you, anon. Thank you.
>tfw not rolling because of the fear to botch it and because don't know where to put those numbers now that e-mail field is gone.

>>35534827
I'm assuming we read it like this

>>35534738
CapCom this is Dachshund 3, we have visual on the Rat in the TrachCan fleeing down east and third-
>>35534741
>>35534745
CapCom, Dachshund-3, lost visual on TrashCan, circling to reaquire...
>>35534746
CapCom, Dachshund-2, TrashCan spotted port street and third-
>>35534751
>>35534751
Shit! How does an Urbanmech hide like that? CapCom Dachshund Flight Lead, reacquiring, standby.
>>35534775
>>35534779
Target Lock, Target Lock, let's get this fucker before-
>>35534802
...they jump into a submarine in the middle of a bay...

>>35534831
Eh, I've got enough. Writan it now.

>>35534847
Hey man, don't worry about it, I was worried about fucking up the rolls myself.

Somehow I didn't. If you do, shit happens, yo.

>>35534849
if he does anything like this my sides will fall apart faster than the clans did in the war of reaving.

AC/20: Needs 8 to hit, Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d6) Miss!
Medium Laser: Needs 10 to hit, Rolled 6, 5 = 11 (2d6) Hit! Rolled 2, 6 = 8 (2d6) Left torso (Rear)! 5 damage, 3 absorbed by armor, 2 internal structure damage! 5 Internal Structure remaining! Rolled 2! Critical hit on Heat Sink!
Medium Laser: Needs 10 to hit, Rolled 6, 3 = 9 (2d6) Miss!
Medium Laser: Needs 10 to hit, Rolled 3, 3 = 6 (2d6) Miss!
Medium Laser (Rear): Needs 12 to hit, Rolled 2, 3 = 5 (2d6) Miss!

>>35534925
Those were to hit us......... I hope that 12 was us jumpjetting to safety or we a deader than dead.

>>35534925
Aaah, you bait-and-switch motherfucker! You gave me hope and then replaced it with leaky heatsinks!

>>35534977
Not like the Urbanmech even needs heat sinks.
Besides, it always has the spare

>>35534958
Nah, I just asked for eight because four weapons, four hit locations was what I expected. And they missed, so I didn't need the rolls for the to-hit for most. So I used one of them for the crit rolls.

>>35534977
Shit, the Urbie's oversinked by 3. You didn't even need that heat sink anyway.

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>>35530277
Jesus fucking christ, this entire fucking thread

>>35534977
We're escaping, so we're not going to shoot anything, are we? Are we?..

>>35535011
Metaphorical, thank god Mechs have the durability of a solid ton-weight brick of lead

“Dachshund Lead, this is Dachshund 3. I've got visual on the fleeing Urbanmech.”

“Roger that, Dachshund 3. Give him a strafe for us, take the fucker out.”

“My pleasure.”

The Lightning is a true terror of 'Mechwarriors everywhere: the large-bore rapid-fire 105mm cannon in the front can shred even the toughest of armor with ease. The downside to this, of course, is the 105's immense kick- firing it first nearly guarantees a miss on any subsequent weapons fire, like the Medium Lasers.

Dachshund 3 is not a very smart pilot. He fired the AC/20 first.

You see the road in front of you get chewed up by rapid impacts of heavy armor-piercing shells. Making it even more the typical Michigan road. You know that MDOT won't be around to fix these anytime soon.

You lean out of the hole in your cockpit, to flip the pilot the bird. “YOUR AIM IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD,” you shout. Then the lasers fire crazily, the Lightning still trying to adjust for the recoil of the AC/20, and one manages to scrape the back of your 'Mech by sheer dumb luck. It punches through the armor, and slags one of your heatsinks.

Man, it's a good thing it hit the left torso. You don't even want to think of the AC/20 ammo in the right torso going up in an ammo explosion. The ejection system probably doesn't even work on this thing anymore.

As the plane flies past, it tries one more shot with its rear-mounted medium laser. This misses you. This misses the ground entirely. The pilot is such a fuckup, he managed to miss the entire planet. Congratulations, House Liao. Got the cream of the crop right here.

“We're surfacing!” Jean-Marie yells. You can see the port in front of you. Safety lies just under the water. The submarine is just over 150 meters away.

“Hey Doc,” you say. “how good are you at holding your breath?”

Roll me, in this order, 2d6, 1d6, 2d6. I need three sets of these.

>>35535046
Well, I took the liberty of calculating the to-hits for your weapons against the Lightning. With the sensor damage, and the fact that precisely zero of your weapons are anti-air, your to-hits were 14 and 15, respectively.

Rolled 3, 6 = 9 (2d6)

>>35535158
here's the first

Rolled 5, 2 = 7 (2d6)

>>35535158

Rolled 2, 6, 4, 6, 1 = 19 (5d6)

>>35535158
Here

Rolled 3, 6 + 1 = 10 (2d6 + 1)

>>35535174
still, aren't twelves auto-hits?

>>35535158
rolling liek this?

>>35535032
Holy mother of god. Somebody saved that?

I drew that for a RWBY thread like a year ago.

If one can call such chickenscratch a drawing, but still.

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>35535158

Rolled 1, 1, 1, 3, 6 = 12 (5d6)

>>35535158
rollan

Rolled 1, 4, 5, 2, 6 = 18 (5d6)

>>35535197
okay, so 2d6+1d6+2d6 doesn't work

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>>35535207
>1, 1, 1
U WOT M8?

>>35535197
They are not. There are actual impossible shots in Battletech, those with a to-hit of 13 or above.

>>35535158

Rolled 6, 2, 2, 6, 2 = 18 (5d6)

>>35535158

I'm just going to roll 5d6 for simplicity's sake.

>>35535197
>still, aren't twelves auto-hits?
Nope.
2s are sometimes autofails (not to-hit rolls, but other ones like maintenance can), but there are some shots that are just impossible.

>>35535207
ew, I don't even know if high or low the what we want anymore- this is awesome

>>35535227
Ah, I don't ever have achance to play and reading the rules over and over until the whole thing is memorized is a thing only children have the capacity to enjoy

So today I have learned the limitations of /tg/'s dice rolling system! I'm just going to pluck the dice from the rolls, in order, disregarding what posts they were in. Time for Dorf-Fort style fun!

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>>35535198
Dude. That thread was fun as all hell. Besides, this entire quest has been fucking loony, so the image is kind of a good fit. Really, I meant to use a different image, but whatever.

>>35535282
>Time for Dorf-Fort style fun!
No, dad! No! Is doctor gonna be okay? Did we do it?

>>35535315
Well, I can tell you this right now: the Doctor will, in fact, be okay.

>>35535372
what about us? Will we see our daughter again?

>>35535372
ok will we in fact be ok?

>>35535372

We're going to have a good, !!fun!! time of it.

>>35535372
Well, if at least one black man in the cast survives I call it a definite success.

WarShip fires Medium NPPC- Needs 10 to hit! Rolled 3, 6 = 9 (2d6) Misses (5) Southwest two hexes! Hits empty water! Does 20 damage to submarine!
WarShip fires Medium NPPC- Needs 10 to hit! Rolled 2, 6 = 8 (2d6) Misses (4) South six hexes! Hits empty water!
WarShip fires Medium NPPC- Needs 10 to hit! Rolled 4, 6 = 10 (2d6) Hits! Does 90 damage to submarine! Submarine destroyed!

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>>35535397
>spontaneous background developed to plead for favorable results with the GM
I like it.

>>35535432
dohohoho
wow

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>>35535432
>WarShip fires Medium NPPC- Needs 10 to hit! Rolled 4, 6 = 10 (2d6) Hits! Does 90 damage to submarine! Submarine destroyed!
>Submarine destroyed!

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>>35535432

>>35535432
>Submarine destroyed!
I'd be crying if I wasn't laughing so hard.

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>>35535432
Oh shit... our porn was on that sub.

>>35535432
woo

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>>35535432

>>35535432
Fuck it, fire the AC20 at the Lightning, then the Warship, then Flint, then Terra.

>>35535397
>our daughter
>not our entire big black family that we have to feed
>if we die they will starve
>we must survive
>please?..

>>35535446
not spontaneous, we have(had?) a picture of her in the in the cockpit.
>>35535432
>Submarine destroyed!
FUCK

>>35535464
Well, we are boned so hard, Jump into the water and bail.

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>>35535455
>>35535432
>>35535451
>>35535464

>>35535514
I only know that we have a daughter.

>>35535515
Oh, yeah the japanese girl we adopted after saving her from that marauding Clan Snow Crab mech

>>35535432
The Aristocrats!

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>>35535479
NO! All of my precious tile patterns!

Shit please tell me Jean-Marie, our sexy french Operator got to an escape pod!

>>35535545
>Not saving her from a monster on New Kyoto

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>>35535432

And so begins the Saga of Andre and the mysterious doctor, starring in:

ESCAPE FROM DETROIT

>>35535518
>>35535515
>>35535514
>>35535500
>>35535495
>>35535480
>>35535479
>>35535477
>>35535464
>>35535455
>>35535451
Why are we all so Worried, don't you remember /tg/?

>>35530277
>You're Andre Meilleur, and you have a sinking feeling that this story isn't actually about you.

>>35535581
three plasma explosions just rocked her world within ten seconds of each other, nobody on that boat even had a chance

Like a fat man going to a buffet, the Urbanmech waddles as fast as it can to the surfaced submarine. And, like every fat man going to a buffet, he gets beaten there by the Chinese. Uh, House Liao. Right.

The sky splits and blue lightning rains down from the sky. The first bolt hits near the submarine, and you can see the charge dance across its hull. It's okay, you think. It's just a little ionized. It's still good. It's still good.

The second bolt misses the submarine by a goddamn mile- but it doesn't miss everything. It nails that Lightning fighter that strafed you. Good. That fucker couldn't shoot for shit.

The third and final bolt is, unfortunately on the money. It's okay, you think. It's just a little exploded. It's still good. It's... gone. Aw, shit. You hear the slightest moment of a scream over the radio, and then silence.

Both you and the Doctor sit there, in slack-jawed horror, as your method of escape is annihilated from orbit. Liao got WarShips here. Shit got real serious, real fast.

You turn to the Doctor.

>GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MECH, WE GOTTA HIDE
>GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MECH, WE GONNA DIE
>GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MECH, OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

>>35535595
Oh we know, we're just in character.

>>35535607

>GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MECH, WE GONNA DIE
>GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MECH, OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
>GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MECH, WE GOTTA HIDE

>>35535607
>GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MECH, OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

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>>35535597

>>35535620

In this order.

>>35535611
>>35535607
Oh then the Choice is obvious. All Three.

>GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MECH, WE GOTTA HIDE
>GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MECH, WE GONNA DIE
>GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MECH, OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

>>35535607
THE FUCK OUT THIS BITCH NIGGA! RUN !

>>35535633
>ship=sunk
:^(

>>35535607
>broadcast on all channels
"Alright, we're fucked and my porn stash is ruined, I'm just gonna stand real still and let you kill me now." cover the mic and talk to the Doc, "you might wanna run... or stay and get ionized... I don't know which is best"

>>35535607
Save Jean-Marie.

>>35535655
and under our breath, holding the charred remains of our daughter's photo, "Mako... Aishiteru"

>>35535607
http://youtu.be/oOUqVuNzkA8?t=19s

>>35535607
"Oh... shit... hey, doc... we should probably... run- or something..."

“GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MECH OR WE'RE GONNA DIE!” you shout.

The Doctor takes the hint and launches himself out of the hole in the 'Mech's head. You grab your picture of your daughter, and take off the neurohelmet and cooling jacket. You do NOT want to be identified as the Mechwarrior.

Goddamn shame about the sub and Jean-Marie, but them's the breaks. You'll grieve when you're not in imminent mortal danger. Besides, your porn stash is fine, it's back on the Wyrm. This was just a deployment submarine.

You get down to the foot of the 'Mech, and push the Doctor forward into an alleyway, out of the possible path of more NPPC shots. But no more come, and the Lightning fighters start to circle the area. You can hear the local police starting to roll on up to the area.

But you've got plenty of experience running from the cops, so they won't catch you.

Now, the question is, how the fuck do you escape from this shithole city on this shithole planet in this shithole area of the Inner Sphere?

I need three things from you:

>NAME YOUR DAUGHTERU
>SELECT THE CHARACTER FOR THE NEXT RUN OF THE QUEST: ANDRE OR HIS DAUGHTERU
>AND ROLL ME A COUPLE D6 FOR GIGGLES

Rolled 4, 5, 2, 2, 3, 4 = 20 (6d6)

>>35535841
>Lequanza
>Lequanza

>>35535607
>GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MECH, WE GOTTA HIDE AND FIND JEAN-MARIE

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>35535841
>Sasha
>Andre

>>35535841
Pippins, she's some kind of Irish, you think.

rolling d2, 1 Andre, 2, Pippy

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>35535895
fucking dice

Rolled 6, 4, 2, 1, 4, 1, 3, 2, 4, 2 = 29 (10d6)

>>35535841
>Kelly
>Andre

Rolled 2, 2, 3, 3, 2 = 12 (5d6)

>>35535841
>Motoko
Might as well go that route.
>Andre
No "fun" for the daughter, we must protect her, not the other way around.

>>35535841
Goddamn. This was a fucking Shadowfuckup of a quest.
I love it.

Rolled 3, 5, 6, 1, 4, 4 = 23 (6d6)

>>35535841
>Latisha
>Andre

So I took the first roll from the first three posts that rolled. And got this for the falling roll I was going to do.

Urbanmech UM-R60L falls on its back (4)! 3 damage done to hit location 6,6 (12) Head! Head destroyed! Urbanmech UM-R60L destroyed!

>>35535841
>>35535919

Fuck it changing my vote for our daughter's name from kelly to Motoko.

Rolled 4, 2, 2, 4, 4, 6 = 22 (6d6)

>>35535841

I'll second "Motoko". Or at least as a middle name or something.

Let's switch to the daughter for a change in pace.

The Urbanmech topples over, from its battle damage and the residual shockwave of the NPPCs cutting through the atmosphere. It falls backwards, slowly, slowly at first, and then faster, until it spears its head, where the cockpit was, upon a light post.

The Urbanmech is dead. Long live the Urbanmech.

You look at the picture of your daughter Motoko, who's been training to be a Mechwarrior for the resistance forces aboard the Wyrm.

God, you hope they don't send her as the rescue party.

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>>35536019

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>>35535950
This is Battletech, though. It's much safer in the 12-meter-tall avatars of war than anywhere else on the battlefield.

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>>35536083
Goodnight, sweet thrashcan.

Anyway, thank you for tuning in for the first thread of Detroit Quest: Urbanmechs On Ice!

I'm shocked at how much /tg/ liked this, so you'll see it again next week, or maybe this weekend if I'm lucky.

And I'll tally up the votes for who's the main character next thread when I start the next thread.

>>35536123
>multi-track drifting.png

>>35536157
Give us a twitter to follow you chucklefuck

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>>35536162

>>35536185
You motherfucker I was just posting that

>>35536157

Give us a Twitter for Andre and his adopted Draconis Combine daughteru Motoko.

>>35536157
giant stompy robots are just about the only thing that can avoid a quest with waifus because managing your giant stompy robot take about as much work as managing a harem of waifus; hence, I enjoy giant stompy robots.

>>35536179
Suggest to me a twitter handle thingy and I just might

>>35536214
>Urbanmechs_On_Ice

>>35536214
Headless Urbanmech?

>>35536214

UrbanmechQM

HeadlessUrbieInDetroit

Also, if you haven't seen MECHS ON ICE, you should.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIJ6XULtQHI

>>35536247
TheUrbanEpitaph

>>35536214
I say Rabbit9 because of your trip. Oh or how about Jean-marrie after our late operator and that kind of fits because that's kind of what you are to us.

>>35536214
Trashcannon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pyCsu0QRO0

>>35536214

NotAPopTart

>>35536278

A slightly bitchy underwater corpse?

>>35536308
Yes.

>>35536278
Rabbit9, seconding

OP, what's the first rule of QMing?

>>35536326

Do not talk about the quest?

>>35536326
Don't QM?

>>35536326
Hate your life?

>>35536326

Always include at least four potential waifus?

>>35536326
I have no goddamn idea.

Also, lookit dis http://i.imgur.com/RHGXMwv.png?1

Gonna take me a bit to set up a twitter, but I think I'm going to go with @BV_470, because read the posted comic/watch the video just above.

>>35536333
That's the second rule.
>>35536344
Wrong.
>>35536365
You're supposed to be doing that by default.
>>35536376
Fuck you.

The first rule is: don't wear your trip outside of the quest thread.
Corollary: never, ever (ever), admit your presence on the QTG

This is damn good quest and I'd rather not those fuckheads in qtg come here to fag it up.

>>35536383
your link don't work

>>35536404
Oh. Duh. That's just general good practice on imageboards in general, yo.

>>35536432
tl;dr is twitter is denying me a signup

>>35536404
>Corollary: never, ever (ever), admit your presence on the QTG
It's easier to just not even post in the thread at all. And it leads to a much saner, healthier life.

There, @BV_470 is made and is my twitter for this quest.

>>35536446
Ugh, don't tell me, I know, qtg had a few psarse good constructive moments, now it's just this terrible thing that won't die

I might be embittered because I totally suck at making quests anywhere near successful, even a shitty waifu-romp

>>35536278
>>35536326
I actually use Rabbit9 as something else for a different site, fuckin' touhou stories mang

>>35536606
>Touhou
>Battletech
This is a surprisingly common combination, in my experience.
I have no fuckin' clue why.

>>35537038
I know why.

It's fuckin' planefag's fault. No, really.

>>35537184
Okay, Master Rabbit, you're on storytiem duty.

>>35537184
Who?
Why?