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Can't really say there's any news- I'm trying to attend a scenario game the first weekend of November, so I may take a break that following week (No run on Tuesday, the 11th) but we'll see- if i can't get the time off, then I'll probably not be able to go. I'll keep the twitter updated.

Archives here:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Strike%20witches%201989

and... that's it, I guess. Feels like I had something else... oh well.

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Your pillow has to be the most comfortable thing ever, bar none. Warm and soft, you definitely don't want to have to wake up- being half awake like this is bad enough. You can hear a radio, probably in your room, tuned to the armed forces Europe network- which seems to prefer to play classic rock, though there's at least one disc jockey who'll play big band and swing almost incessantly. You kinda like him, honestly. He's not on now, though, and strains of free bird drift through the air. You'll take it.

Ice'll be mad- of course, you're expecting her to be. You're kind of already irritated at her for it, too- what other option did you have? Running was out, especially outnumbered like you were, and it wasn't like there was any help to be had. You'll sure you'll deal with... whenever you can find the drive to actually wake up, which, right now, just isn't happening.

You roll over and absently reach down for the blanket, noting that it's much heavier- and scalier- than you expected. It'd explain the weight on your chest, at least.

You pause, one hand on it, and open one eye- your pillows have never been that pale flesh color, either.

You open your other eye and lever your head off your 'pillow', grimacing at the soreness that makes itself known along your neck and back at the motion. You can make out the barest hints of tattoos peeking around the corners of the legs stretched off to the side of you- which, if the tail hadn't given it away- would have told you who your 'pillow' was.

1/3 (probably)
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“You looked cold.” Slider says, before you ask, apparently able to tell you're awake. “and you were thrashing around. Nightmares?”

“I don't remember.” You respond, rolling onto your back to look up at her- much better than getting up. She's not even paying attention, occupied in one of her books- in this case, Strike witch: the wartime memoirs of legendary witch Robin Young. Surprisingly, it actually looks interesting- enough so that you'll have to borrow it later to read yourself. Last you'd heard, she was still with the air force too, part of the inspector general's office. “How long this time?”

She looks up from her reading at a wall clock. “About thirteen hours, it's just turning twenty one now.”

“That's... a lot better than I was expecting.” You say, surprised, frowning at the itch coming from your side. You move to scratch at it- only to have the move arrested by Slider's tail wrapping around your wrist, it's tip slapping against the back of your hand.

“Don't. You opened yourself up and broke a rib somehow, it'd punctured your lung. They've patched you all up and Goose has gone over you, but she's still learning, it's gonna be tender.” She says. “The good news is when you did, they were able to dig out some more fibersteel.”

She chews her cheek briefly. “But some more of it migrated inwards. You gotta be careful, you asshat. Be a shitty way to die.”

2/3
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“Don't I know it.” You say. The bit about the fibersteel is mixed, honestly- you're glad there's more of it out, but you wonder if you should really be worried about the stuff digging deeper into your important parts. You push the thought aside when you remember how Merlin looked when you landed. “How is-”

“Merlin? She's still sleeping, last we checked. Brigitte's in there with her, right now.” She responds. “Wendy's been going back and forth. She was out about eight hours. Shouldn't be up yet, but she's like you; stubborn. Burned herself pretty good up there. You pushed her too hard, jerk. Gotta be gentle, it was the girl's first time.”

The last is said with humor behind it- she doesn't mean it.

[] “Does she want more, cos you know me. Anytime, anyplace. What was the score?”
[] “I'll keep it in mind for the next one I deflower. How'd we do?”
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>>35529249
>[] “I'll keep it in mind for the next one I deflower. How'd we do?”
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>>35529249
>[] “Does she want more, cos you know me. Anytime, anyplace. What was the score?”
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>>35529249
>[] “I'll keep it in mind for the next one I deflower. How'd we do?”

Where's Ice?
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>>35529249
>[] “I'll keep it in mind for the next one I deflower. How'd we do?”
>fibersteel moving about
I wonder how much more is left in Frank.
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>>35529249
>[x] “I'll keep it in mind for the next one I deflower. How'd we do?”

Best pillow ever. Best night of the week!
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>>35529249
>[X] “I'll keep it in mind for the next one I deflower. How'd we do?”

The point was to get Wendy some respect, so it looks like that worked out.
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>>35529249
>[] “I'll keep it in mind for the next one I deflower. How'd we do?”
Though how did we break a rib? I didn't think we were pulling enough G's to break bones like that.
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>>35529249
[X] “I'll keep it in mind for the next one I deflower. How'd we do?”
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>>35529249
>[] “I'll keep it in mind for the next one I deflower. How'd we do?”
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>>35529249
>[x] “I'll keep it in mind for the next one I deflower. How'd we do?”

Looks like we made it without losses. Add that we downed half of the witches and one Vampire: Mission accomplished. And Wendy needs those units insignias.NOW!
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>>35529332
Go juice eating way at the body enough so that it would break?
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>>35529395
I have no idea what that is supposed to mean.
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>>35529249
>[] “I'll keep it in mind for the next one I deflower. How'd we do?”

So i hope i'm not looking too deeply into this, but her familiar is out and they're in a somewhat intimate position. Did Slider just take advantage of an unconscious fronk?
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>>35529249
>[X] “I'll keep it in mind for the next one I deflower. How'd we do?”
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>>35529515
ya know, mana transfer and whatnot?
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>>35529515
>but her familiar is out and they're in a somewhat intimate position. Did Slider just take advantage of an unconscious fronk?

How on earth did you come to that conclusion?

No seriously, how'd you parse that in your head?
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>>35529249
>[] “I'll keep it in mind for the next one I deflower. How'd we do?”
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>>35529515
No. Slider thinks Frank would be better off with Ice. Why the hell would she do that?
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>>35529411
I think he means, that our gnome power of using up our own lifeforce as fuel to power enhanced performance of both ourselves and our plane, results in our body itself becoming structurally weaker, or far more susceptible to injury than normal.
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>>35529551
Because /tg/.
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>>35529536
what would she gain

that's intimate because you're sharing innate magic, and that's special by definition

it's not like a kiss. you don't do it for pleasure
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>>35529551
Magic transfer.

Maybe the reason why frank woke up now is because she gave him a boost
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>>35529570
That makes sense. Of course, now we really have to worry about the metal in our chest. I vote we take the Tony Stark approach and stick an electromagnet on our chest.
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In after Fronk's power is really there to protect Merlin.
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>>35529249
[x] “I'll keep it in mind for the next one I deflower. How'd we do?”
Gotta find a way to stop casting from hitpoints.
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>>35529568
That doesn't mean she doesn't still have feelings for Frank, put in the situation she may just throw all reason to the wind. I'm not saying anon is right in this case though, just saying it's possible.
>>35529711
If we can we'd change gnoming forever.
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[x] “I'll keep it in mind for the next one I deflower. How'd we do?”

You shift around, trying to get comfortable- it doesn't take too much effort. “I'll keep it in mind for the next one I deflower.” You say, and you can feel her suddenly heat up. Points for you- though you wonder why. “How'd we do?”

“One confirmed.” She says, finally looking down from her book at you. “That'd be yours, the strigon. Crash teams got to the wreck right as you landed, wasn't much left.”

“What about the witches? I saw four go down.” You say, putting the fighter out of your mind- another notch, but it's not like you've really been keeping count.

Slider nods. “One recovered at treetop level and got out, we think she recovered in Kaliningrad. Three down, one critical but stable, the other two serious but stable. Lotta fragments in all three of them, it looks like.” She shrugs. “Weren't watching their backs.”

“Weren't ready for high explosive rounds.” You correct. “They were trying to stop me from killing that fighter, not paying attention to their own defenses. If they'd have come after me, I'd have had trouble.”

“That's not how Wendy tells it.” Slider responds. “She's pretty awe struck by actually flying with you through that.”

You grin. “I tend to have that effect on girls, ya know?”

“One of these days I may just have to test that.” She says. “I take it you want to go visit Sammy?”

[] Yeah, help me up.
[] Let me lay a bit more, huh?
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>>35529815
>[] Yeah, help me up.
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>>35529815

[X] Let me lay a bit more, huh?
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>>35529815
>[] Let me lay a bit more, huh?
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>>35529815
[] Yeah, help me up.
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>>35529815
>[] Yeah, help me up.
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>>35529815
>[] Let me lay a bit more, huh?
>willingly giving this up
I love you Merlin but not even you can top this. Kid can come to us for once.
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>>35529815
>[x] Let me lay a bit more, huh?
She might still be asleep, rest is good.
>You say, and you can feel her suddenly heat up. Points for you- though you wonder why.
Dhohohohoho yea wonder why?
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>>35529815
>[] Yeah, help me up.

To little sister!
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>>35529815
> [] Yeah, help me up.

She's gonna be mad. And scared, cuz Fronk nearly died. Again.
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>>35529815
>[x] Yeah, help me up.
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>>35529815
>[] Yeah, help me up.
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>>35529815
>[x] Yeah, help me up.

Get to her before she has another goddamn episode.
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>>35529815
>[X] Let me lay a bit more, huh?
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>>35529815
>[x] Yeah, help me up.
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>>35529815
>“I'll keep it in mind for the next one I deflower.” You say, and you can feel her suddenly heat up. Points for you- though you wonder why.
Sloidah confirmed for virgin. Ooh boy. I can work with this.
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>>35529815
>[] Yeah, help me up.
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>>35529815
>[x] Let me lay a bit more, huh?
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>>35529944
Ghost confirmed that months ago, along with the main girls fetishes.
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>>35529815
>[] Let me lay a bit more, huh?
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>>35529887
blame the Russianas!
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>>35529887
She is still sleeping and hell getting a bit more rest isn't a bad thing.
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>>35529815
>[] Yeah, help me up.
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>>35529815
>[X] Let me lay a bit more, huh?
No medical clearance, no walking Frank.

>>35529625
We could arrange for Putin's guys to pull them out. It's a standing offer after all. If we go Cyber-Frank or not is the question.
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>>35530019
then emp....
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>>35530019
The thing is I'm sure our guys can get it out at this stage.

>If we go Cyber-Frank or not is the question.
100% Natural Franks or bust!
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>>35530019
Then people start calling us a spy. You know one witch that would POUNCE on that shit
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>>35529815
>. Points for you- though you wonder why.

Okay, it's official.

Frank is a goddamn retard.
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>>35530114
yes but with time and treatment we can cure him of this.
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>>35530069
Man Frank is literally killing himself up there, and the fibresteel is moving to finish the job. We seriously need a bout of superior Soviet healthcare at this point or we won't last much longer.
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>>35530151
BETTER DEAD THEN READ!
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>>35530174
Ipad what the fuck! I wanted RED not READ!
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>>35530174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=298Cw3_qGwE
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>>35529815
>[X] Let me lay a bit more, huh?
Maybe we shouldn't push Frank so soon?
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>>35530222
Is it wrong that I get super pumped up every time I listen to Liberty Prime?
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>>35530266
Not in the least.
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>>35530087
Of course we DON'T parade around that we have a russkie willing to do use some favors.

Transfer would be a bitch through. Last time Putin arranged shit, but now we would need to get our hands on Konstantina to make arrangements.
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>>35529815
>[x] Yeah, help me up.
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>>35530266
>>35530294
soon...
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>>35530114
The man is just waking up, he'll figure it out later while he is doing something else.
>>35530151
Yeah and Putin's guys put a backdoor into the hardware and fry us when we become a problem.

FUCK CAPTCHA GODDAMMIT
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>>35530346
I still want fallout witches.

>raider witch with a fat man
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>>35530366
That's the time I would be screaming for VATS to recharge faster! or plan B and RUN FOR IT!
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[x] Yeah, help me up.

As comfortable as you are- and you are very, very comfortable- duty overcomes everything else. You have to check on your crew, as soon as you can, even if just to see with your own eyes how she's doing.

You sigh heavily. “Yeah, help me up.” you say, trying to sit up and succeeding with some effort- walking is going to suck. At least you don't have any IV lines to worry about.

Slider, for her part, nods, dropping a dollar bill in her book as a bookmark and standing up, offering you a hand. “Doc said you might be pretty weak, yet.” She warns- you try not to let her see the doc is absolutley correct.

You're not successful, having to put a hand on the wall as soon as you're standing for some support.

“Jesus.” Slider says. “You want a wheelchair?”

[] Just help me walk, Slider. I promise I won't try to feel you up.
[] That's probably not a bad idea. I'll just wait here.
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>>35530458
>[x] That's probably not a bad idea. I'll just wait here.

yes it's time!
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>>35530458
>[X] That's probably not a bad idea. I'll just wait here.
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>>35530458
>[] Just help me walk, Slider. I promise I won't try to feel you up.
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>>35530458
[] Just help me walk, Slider. I promise I won't try to feel you up.
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>>35530458
>[] Just help me walk, Slider. I promise I won't try to feel you up.
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>>35530458
>[x] Just help me walk, Slider. I promise I won't try to feel you up.
Lets avoid the rolling court marshal.
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>>35530458
>[X] That's probably not a bad idea. I'll just wait here.
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>>35530458
>[x] Just help me walk, Slider. I promise I won't try to feel you up.
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>>35530458
>[] Just help me walk, Slider. I promise I won't try to feel you up.
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>>35530458
>[x] Just help me walk, Slider. I promise I won't try to feel you up. (blatant lie)
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>>35530458
[X] Just help me walk, Slider. I promise I won't try to feel you up.
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>>35530458
>[] Just help me walk, Slider. I promise I won't try to feel you up.
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>>35530458
>[X] That's probably not a bad idea. I'll just wait here.

On the one hand, pride.

On the other hand, wheelchair shenanigans.
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>>35530458
>[other][] Just help me walk, Slider. Though I can't promise I'll try to feel you up.
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>>35530458
>[X] That's probably not a bad idea. I'll just wait here.

Slider Courier Inc. delivers the Frank.
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>>35530458
>[] Just help me walk, Slider. Though I can't promise I won't try to feel you up.
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>>35530458
>[] That's probably not a bad idea. I'll just wait here.
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im just puting this out there perhaps we should take Putin's offer on the surgery he did say it was a standing offer
also would be a good opportunity to find out about whats going on in Russia
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>>35530714
Supporting, all the way. At the very least we need to have a vote on it.
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>>35530736
>>35530714
Yeah, we're probably going to have to get that done at some point, aren't we?
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>>35530714
that means flying all the way back to his hidden base.

not sure if we'll be able to secure a trip there at this current point of time.
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>>35530714
Again our guys can probably do the surgery at this stage.

>also would be a good opportunity to find out about whats going on in Russia
We aren't intelligence and the way the war is going I doubt we can get in and get out as quietly.
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>>35530753
we are in poland and he is on the border of norway all we have to do is fly north
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>>35530791
I'm pretty sure he's in the ass end of Siberia, actually.
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>>35530791
I was under the impression that Strana Mechty was deep in Siberia.
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>>35530791
It's like you're forgetting why we are in Western Poland. We're effectively at the front and it's not quiet like it was before Berlin, I'd be fucking shocked if it was as simple as him sending another plane. There is also the possibly they aren't at that base anymore, it's been a few months, maybe he had to move to avoid being found out.
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>>35530778
intelligence agency's like to use the same people to make contact with foreign officials spies and military figures its easier to get info
>>35530853
>>35530854
i might be wrong with his current location im not sure but it not like we cant find another place to meet and go with him again
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[x] Just help me walk, Slider. I promise I won't try to feel you up.

“Just help me walk, Slider.” You say, your pride pummeling down your common sense- you're not going in a wheelchair if you can avoid it, especially not when you don't trust anyone else to not freak right out if they see you in one. “I promise I won't try and feel you up.”

“Don't make a girl promises you know you can't keep.” Slider responds, but still wedges herself up against you, giving you the support you need to walk- as long as you keep one arm wrapped around her shoulders. There are worse crutches in the world. Worse by far.

“So what happened up there?” You ask, as the two of you make your way down the tiled hallway. “That was a trap if I've ever seen one.”

She nods. “Yeah. Intel is saying it was a reprisal hit.”

“I'm not enough of a threat for them to just do it? Pity.” You say, jokingly.

“Apparently, out in the Pacific, the Japs nailed one of their best aces, they'd codenamed White Butterfly.” Slider says. “This was the soviet attempt at a reprisal, they think. Wanted to down our most public Ace.”

You nod. “Those guys were good. Better than I've run into before.”

Slider chews her lip, then nods again. “Yeah. Intel's been following rumors up that the soviets are starting to lump their best pilots together in 'ace squadrons', but I think this is proof enough they are. That's where the rest of them are- You, Merlin, myself and Wendy are the only ones from the squadron on the ground right now.”

1/2
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“They sweeping for those assholes?” You ask, suddenly worried. “but-”

Slider shakes her head, adjusting your arm on her shoulder. “No. In fact the AOR is under orders to bug out if they show up right now, based on radar and ground data of the fight. But that doesn't mean they haven't stepped up cover for strikes and ground units.” She says.

“So what do we know about this ace of theirs the japs got?” You ask. “They must have been pretty pissed to come after me like that.”

Slider shrugs. “Not much, actually. Went down in the ocean, body unrecoverable, I guess. Supposedly, when he or she was flying, the word was they'd have been better than you.”

“Then why were out in the Pacific?” You ask. “no big secret where we've been.”

She shrugs again, stopping in front of a door- you can hear Brigitte's voice inside clearly, with Merlin's lower, softer tones occasionally filtering through the wood.

“She's your crew, we'll play this your way. Want to knock?” Slider asks.

[] Hell no, boot that shit open!
[] I think we'd better, yeah.
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>>35531148
>[X] Hell no, boot that shit open!
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>>35531148
>[] I think we'd better, yeah.
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>>35531148
>[] I think we'd better, yeah.
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>>35531148
>[] Hell no, boot that shit open!
breach and clear slider
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>>35531148
[] Hell no, boot that shit open!

Got to maintain the facade that we are fine
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>>35531148
>[] Hell no, boot that shit open!
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>>35531148
>>[] Hell no, boot that shit open
'Ace' squadron?

I hope this didn't translate to 'brainwashed little children' squadron.
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>>35531148
>[x] I think we'd better, yeah.
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>>35531148
>[] I think we'd better, yeah.
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>>35531148
>[x] I think we'd better, yeah.

>Then why were out in the Pacific?
No one said the Soviets were smart. They need everything they can get over here and it's not like they have a buffer zone of a billion angry Chinamen in Eastern Poland.
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>>35531148
>[x] Hell no, boot that shit open!
Fuck it, we'll do it live.
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>>35531148
>[] I think we'd better, yeah.
No need in breaking a door.
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>>35531148
>[X] Hell no, boot that shit open!
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>>35531261
It could be but if the Soviet best pilots are 'brainwashed little children' I'd think the Soviets would be having more problems then they have.
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>>35531148
>[X] I think we'd better, yeah.

Gotta show some civilized behavior. We can maintain the "FRANK LIVES" with talk.
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>>35531148
>[] Hell no, boot that shit open!

we still pilot
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>>35531148
>[] I think we'd better, yeah.
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about that pilot that supposedly "better" if that pilot is actually dead then they sure as fuck are not better but if they survived then it remains to be seen who the better pilot is
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>>35531148
>[] I think we'd better, yeah.
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>>35531148
>[] Hell no, boot that shit open!

No better way to say we're okay than a dynamic entry.
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>>35531148
[] Hell no, boot that shit open!
Subtly and tact are not for pilots.
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>>35531369
>white butterfly
>dead
do you not read pararescue witches?
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>>35531332
It probable that they take little children and start training very early so when they grew up they have skill comparable to ace, and Fronk presence speed up their schedule.
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>>35531369
If they didn't find the body, you can bet that a.) they're still alive, or b.) there was no pilot in there in the first place, and it was remote controlled/AI/etc.
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They never found the body. There is no body. Read Para rescue witches to find out more about this mysterious girl.
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>>35531369
Well considering the term 'shit happens' goes with pilots as much as alcohol, women, and going fast does the only way to test who is better is to have them go up against eachother.
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>>35531426
dude, the white butterfly was pulled out of the water by Pierce and co. in pararescue witches.
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>>35531369
White Butterfly is dead.
All remain is little daughteru Laika.
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>>35531148
>He'll No, breach and clear
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>>35531468
I don't read it, so I didn't know. Just going by what I learn in this thread.
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>>35531542
....okay, i uploading this again.

Image relevant, its Pierce (PJ witches main character) and 'White Butterfly'
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>>35531542
She's alive, in good health, and defected to the USA to fly with the PJ team Rex Bishop is in. Also noteworthy of being the most improbably hnnnggg inducing character ever.
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>>35531664
That is adorable.
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>>35531680
Gets better.
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>>35531664
And aftermath.
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>>35531542
You should. It's good. It has everything you could ever want in a SW quest that involves Para-rescue rather than ace pilots.

Also has a family-oriented shenanigans! Ever want to kind of raise an adorable double-amputee child who loves you without the hassle and heartbreak of real life?

Do you want to be able to tell your daughter that she can do anything without the crippling realization that you don't have enough money to give her the life she deserves because prosthetic limbs are too expensive in this day and age for you to afford?

Do you want to pretend to have a loving wife without the crippling fears and doubts of your own inadequacies?

Then fucking this quest, or any quest, is for you!
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>>35531148
>[] Hell no, boot that shit open!
We're fuckin off the chain!

>>35531692
>>35531664
Never gets old.
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>>35531664
I would say that Pierce would have the initial advantage due to Laika missing her legs.
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>>35531715
>Do you want to pretend to have a loving wife
All we need is a chaplain now.

>>35531730
Gnome, rule of funny, etc.
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>>35531730

pierce should have the advantage regardless duevto being a graduate of Superman School. Hes still a PJ.
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>>35531730
That, and not having a chestload of fibersteel to deal with.
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>>35531479
>>35531665
You should do the "happy family" stuff SOON.

From IRC:
<Rei^> hey merc
<Rei^> Laikas heart-wrenching death scene when?
<MercCommand> lol
<MercCommand> SOON
<Rei^> all that cuteness is a massive death flag for me
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>>35529214
>wartime memoirs of legendary witch Robin Young
Dammit, I wanna know teh contents of that book!

>>35531792
For you man
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvzCmV3_12c
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>>35531822
You bastard. Why would you do that to us?
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[x] Hell no, boot that shit open!

Normally, you'd knock. You are, afterall, responsible and professional, usually.

This is not normally- you haven't broken your promise- yet- but you do have a head full of painkillers and you're still not entirely sure you should be out of your bed, let alone walking around, even like this.

“Give it the boots. Medium style.” You say, pointing at the door, suddenly slightly lightheaded. Yeah, going to need to sit down, soon.

Slider happily obliges, planting the heel of one of her combat boots right on the door and knocking it down- her sheild flaring to life a second later.

“Baron. Snek. You do be knowin' how to be makin an entrance.” Brigitte says from her place- between you and Merlin, a .45 leveled at you, her own shield glittering in front of her. She holsters it and shoots you both a look, before grinning, and walking over to help Slider. “He be lookin a mite heavy, sistah. An you be lookin a bit tired, oui?”

“He's good at what he does, what can I say.” Slider says.

1/2
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>>35531822
how could you do that to me
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>>35531843
That anon above compelled me with his "happy family" stuff!
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You find yourself sitting at the end of Merlin's bed in short order. She's sitting up and quite awake, looking better, but still not all the way recovered yet.

“Nex time, you be comin to maman. I be makin sure he tek the wheelchair like he 'pposed to.” Brigitte is saying to Slider. Merlin shifts forward, still under her blanket, to hug you.

“F-Frank! You're o-ok!” she says, happily.

You nod. “Just a bit tired. How are you feelin, kiddo?”

“I-I'm ok.” She says. “R-really good, actually. B-brigitte has some tea-”

Brigitte puts a cup of murky liquid in your hands- the cup is hot to the touch, and the steam rising off of it tells you the drink is too. “Heah, you drink dat, be feelin bettah in no time.” she says.

“Liddle Merlin heah be tellin me what you be doin dis mornin.” She continues, sitting down in a chair across from you, while Slider stands by the door frame, her arms crossed. “I be wonderin if you mebby do me a favor, I do you one, too.”

[] What kind of Favor?
[] Sure, I'll agree to that.
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>>35531893
>[] What kind of Favor?

I'd like to know what we're getting ourselves into first.
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>>35531792
Meh, in that case I'll hold it until she bite the dust. So you all can scream in agony to Merc.
I want to do Spellcasters for next week anyway.
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>>35531893
>[] Sure, I'll agree to that.
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>>35531893
>[] What kind of Favor?
Speaking of Maman, I do hope Bridgitte be knowin the shenanigans her predecessor did in England...
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>>35531893
>[] What kind of Favor?
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>>35531893
>[z] What kind of Favor?
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>>35531893
>[] What kind of Favor?
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>>35531893
>[X] Sure, I'll agree to that.

Surprise favors are the best kind.

Maybe she wants us to head back to England to clear hellcow out of their voodoo lounge.
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>>35531893
>[] Sure, I'll agree to that.

We're fucked on painkillers. Let's commit to an uninformed favor to a magical voodoo witch.
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>>35531893
>[] What kind of Favor?
Is Birgitte about to NTR Ice and Katya?
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>>35531893
>[] What kind of Favor?

Sexual favor?
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>>35531893
>[] Sure, I'll agree to that.
Eh, I trust Brigitte enough.
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>>35531893
>[] What kind of Favor?
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>>35531893
>[x] What kind of Favor?
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>>35531926

Nah, obviously she need some hair, blood and Semen samples from Frank.
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>>35531893
>[] What kind of Favor?
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>>35531922
HIISSSS MOTHERFUCKER

Still don't know who's in the circles though
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>>35531893
>[x] What kind of Favor?
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>>35531933

When he gets that feeling, he needs Sexual Healing.
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>>35531893
>[X] What kind of Favor?

Don't blindly agree to favors with SpecOps.
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>>35531893
>[] Sure, I'll agree to that.
No harm in accepting it.
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>>35531893
>[] Sure, I'll agree to that.
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>>35531893
>[] What kind of Favor?

“Give it the boots. Medium style.”

I approve of this, Ghost.
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>>35531893
[X] What kind of Favor?
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Anybody else managed to catch yesterday's SWQ besides /k/ripple and me?
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>>35531893
>[x] What kind of Favor?
I trust Brigitte as much as anyone else in the squadron but never accept favors before you know what it is you are agreeing to.
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>>35531893
>[x] What kind of Favor?
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>>35531999
Eila is love.
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>>35531893
[] What kind of Favor?
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>>35531893
>[x] What kind of favor?

Also, if Frank is Ofdensen, who are the girls?
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>>35532053
Hmmm. Perhaps skwissgar would be Katya?
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>>35532088
That would mean Konstantina is Toki, right?
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>>35532123
>Toki
I'm sorry man, I pictured a different Toki...
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>>35532053
not sure about these ones but...

Ice: Nathan, because leader?
Pickles: Slider, because hedonist?
Sherktwins or Katya & Konstantina: Skiwissgar and Toki. I'm leaning more towards Sherktwins because they seem friendlier than Katya & Konstantina, and there hasn't been enough Konstantina x Katya interactions to make this comparison correct.
Katya: By process of elimination, she has to fill the role of Murderface, but I don't like that comparison at all.
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>>35531893
>[x] What kind of Favor?
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Hey guys, I found the new themesong for VF-3 Spellcaster:
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP6Kyc_bjKA
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>>35532152
Word of god, Slider's never made it past second base.

And nobody deserves to be the Murderface. Fuck, not even bitchtits deserves to be the Murderface.
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>>35532182
Longstreet?
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>>35532210
>Longstreet as Murderface

Oi, be kind to the old lady
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Spoilering because PJ '89 related.

Reminder that White Butterfly is a Soviet plant, and by exposing her to USAF equipment, operations and personnel you are compromising your nation and your comrades.

Merc has been posting her earlier iteration, according to art she still has one more transformation to go. Верный, Verniy, also means Faithful.
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>>35532152
Dude, Katya & Konstantina fit the role to tee. One's naive and the other seasoned, but both are foreign and damn good at what they do. If you want to see them together, check out feelthy's stuff.

http://pastebin.com/u/HORRUU-NEEEETOOH
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>>35532182
>not even bitchtits deserves to be the Murderface.

She's better now. It'd be even worse to do it to her at this point.
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>>35532240
you shut your whore mouth up about best PJ daughteru
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>>35532263
I wanna see her again after she's married.

>>35532240
Pic related
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>>35532182
Makes the Dethklok thing harder to do, then. SWK seems to lack the brutal, drug-fueled, hedonistic dynamic between people who try desperately to see each other as just simply co-workers rather than family.

If anything:
Ice: Ofdensen
Frank: Nathan
Merlin: Chaste-Pickles (Replace drugs and booze with cake and head-pats)
Kat and Kon: Toki and Skwissgar
Slider: Fuck, I dunno, another Ofdensen?

Really, no one deserves to be murderface. Unless we're going by who plays Murderface's bass parts, which are pretty sick.
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>>35532240
Fuck it, if that's the case, we might as well smother her with love and affection so as to have her seriously consider defecting.
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>>35532240
to her country, or to her heart?
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>>35532283
>Unless we're going by who plays Murderface's bass parts, which are pretty sick.
Mio
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>>35532283
Longstreet is Doctor Rockso, maybe?
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>>35532240
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hibiki_(whisky)
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>>35532301
So Kelsey's intel on Laika's parents was a fraud then?
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>>35532242
>that dance

Still d'aww inducing even now.
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>>35532332
Ey, I'm not saying I believe it, just saying that our UNCONDITIONAL LOVE for her shouldn't be tainted with such thoughts.
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>>35532242
That's pretty feelthy
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>>35532346
Speakin of unconditional love, I'm still waitin for that PJ family pic with Laika...
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>>35532315
>Longstreet on cocaine.
My mind can not even grasp the concept anon, but it sounds hilarious beyond words.
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>>35532307
fucking noice
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>>35532343
That's our Konnie for you!
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>>35532391
With or without the amputee dog in the family photo?
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>>35532419
>implying she was the dawwest of that story
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>>35532419
>>35532343
Are these artworks by that dude who drew Wiesel-chan?
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>>35532240
Sure, and I bet that having heard the recent combat reports, Konstantina thinks Frank is getting weaker for getting shot down by just a single squadron of aces, so she's coming right now to find out what happened to her love and toREMOVE any and all things that may or may not be making him weaker.

And while we're at it, Laika forms the genetic basis for Konstantina. The singlemindedness tendencies and skewed sense of propriety have yet to seriously come out. Just wait until Pierce gives her a headpat. Just you wait.
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Proper art of Konstantina.
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>>35532434
With the dog of course! We can call him Vanguard and make him wear a nice suit and train him in charming the ladies...
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>>35532447
Exactly, this dude gets it.
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>>35532448

God damn Metalocalypse...

"Is this p-places what you call... feels library..."
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>>35532447
>Konstantina thinks Frank is getting weaker for getting shot down by just a single squadron of aces
He wasn't shot down, we land the plane without any damage to it.
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>>35532240
>>35532447


All these spoilers, and I'm here just wondering what happened to super-Wendy.
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>>35532448
I have yet to see proper art for Natalya
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[x] What kind of Favor?

“What kind of favor?” You ask, taking a sip of the tea- it tastes distinctly earthy, though you're pretty sure you also detect the bite of alchohol and about a half dozen other flavors.

“I be wantin ya and liddle Merlin dere to be helpin me wid a job.” She shakes her head. “I not be tellin ya more dan dat without ya acceptin though. De admiral, he know I be askin, we got a few days befoah I gotta be tellin him wat you be sayin.”

“That sounds pretty beyond what we normally do.” You say, starting to feel better- the tea seems to help, sending warmth you didn't know you needed through your body. Brigitte grins.

“It be right up a fightah pilot's creek, I be thinkin.” She says. “It be deep in de soviet air defense zone, and you be one of de only ones I tink can be doin it widout it bein a one way trip. But You be tinkin on it, I do no be needin an answer jes yet.”

You nod. You're not sure if you want to take a mission like that on- you're not really trained for that kind of thing, and you're pretty highly recognizable, but at the same time, you don't think Brigitte would be asking if she didn't think you weren't best for the job.

1/2
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“So what can you do for us?” You ask, and she grins.

“It don't be workin like dat, even for a man as pretty as you, baron. You do me my favor, I do one for you, oiu?” She says, then looks down at her watch. “Your girls be comin back soon, I be thinkin, mebby you want to go meet them? You finish dat den maybe you can walk widout leanin all up against de poor snek over dere.”

“I-I just kind of want to stay here.” Merlin says, quietly. “B-brigitte was-”

“Maman Brigitte be goin nowheah, liddle sistah. But I be tinkin de fresh air be doin ya good, oui? Mebby you go an be seein your famile, be showin dem you ok.”

[] Brigitte's right, Merlin, c'mon.
[] If she doesn't feel like moving, I'm not gonna make her, especially now. But I'm gonna go.
[] I think we're fine here, actually. This is kinda nice.
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>>35532556
>[] Brigitte's right, Merlin, c'mon.

Go show them we're fine
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>>35532556
>[] Brigitte's right, Merlin, c'mon.
Obligatory scoldings go~
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>>35532556
>[x] Brigitte's right, Merlin, c'mon.
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>>35532556
>[] Brigitte's right, Merlin, c'mon.
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>>35532556
>[] Brigitte's right, Merlin, c'mon.
carry me 2000% sarcasm
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>>35532528
>>35532448
Yeah, about that, anybody made Natalya art yet?
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>>35532556
[] Brigitte's right, Merlin, c'mon.
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>>35532556
>[x] Brigitte's right, Merlin, c'mon.
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>>35532591
2nd
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>>35532556
>[] Brigitte's right, Merlin, c'mon.
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>>35532556

[X] Brigitte's right, Merlin, c'mon.
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>>35532556
>[x] Brigitte's right, Merlin, c'mon.
It's not like their gonna yell at you for being a dumb pilot.
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>>35532556
>[X] Brigitte's right, Merlin, c'mon.
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>>35532497
Wendy is super tired after her first time flying with a real ace. She's super excited, somewhat elated and for some reason, she has this strange feeling building in her chest.

She can't quite place the feeling. That feeling is genuine bloodthirst.

It turns out, Wendy is actually super tense from being so polite and accommodating all the time. After helping her let go of so much tension and repressed anger from the years of neglect and mistreatment in such a quick, downright brutal fashion, Frank is inadvertantly causing Wendy to associate ridiculously tough and brutal aerial combat with stress relief.

The next time they fly together, Wendy takes the initiative.
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>>35532642
>Implying Ice is so tired of Fronk's gnomy bullshit
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>>35532654
She also starts taking the initiative in bed.
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>>35532654
We're going to turn Wendy into a S aren't we?
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>>35532654
Dangnabbit you're giving Ghost ideas now.

It's not like I hate it or anything, baka
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>>35532556
>[] If she doesn't feel like moving, I'm not gonna make her, especially now. But I'm gonna go.

>>35532598
That art is of a anime character who happens to have a similar description to Konnie. But that is where the similarities end.
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>>35532681
I see no problem with this.
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>>35532686
Lolwut
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>>35532686
Nureha a cutie.
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>>35532681
Personally, I would encourage this. Certainly healthier for her utterly meek attitude thus far.
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>>35532556
>[x] Brigitte's right, Merlin, c'mon.

Drag her out to get some fresh air.
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>>35532721
>>35532699
Cmon guys, read the spoilers on that post of mine.

I just hope she becomes assertive and not sadistic after this
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>>35532556
>[] Brigitte's right, Merlin, c'mon.
Please?
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>>35532711
Aye, that she is. She is also a professional whore who enjoys her work.
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>>35532735
She becomes like Seras.
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>>35532743
So just like any other politician?
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>>35532763
Hue.

>>35532754
OOh, scary~scary~
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>>35532754
>We become her Alucard.

I am ok with this. We are the revenant after all.
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>>35532794
This makes a disturbing amount of sense.

Does that make Ice Integra?
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>>35532812
yes!
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>>35532794
>Alucard
I am a terrible joker.

I know they're from different castlevanias what are you saying
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>>35532754
>>35532794
>>35532812
>>35532821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhSbxmAfoTA
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>>35532812
Slider is the butler.
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>>35532735
She's still going to be a bit meek, but inside, she's going to be a little ball of righteous fury.

Like when her squadmates are being tailed, she goes in on their pursuers really, really hard.

Like, she will run them down with previously unknown speed and jam her gun into their cockpit and dump the mag.

Afterwards, she will be perfectly fine, she has no recollection of what anyone's talking about.

And the guncams will have recordings of her snarling, furious face as she beats the shit out of planes with her rifle butt, daring them to lay another hand on Sir Bishop again.
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>>35532794
>>35532812
all I can hear is TSF's Alucard now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWIuKmz9S24
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>>35532839
Where does Merlin and Katya come into this?
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>>35532794

Oh god...

>Absolute hacks Gnome Powers activate.
>The "Souls" of all the planes we've downed escape from the hammer-space nacelles on our Wyvern.
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>>35532858
Wendy confirmed for Elisa/Ursula
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>>35532869
Holy shit...that would include at least one Dread right? And possibly the flying carrier.
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>>35532836
That is some jazzy shit. I love it.
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>>35532839
I am okay with this as long as she doesn't go off the crazy end.
>>35532865
Merlin is a Wild Geese member. Not sure which one, but one that lives.
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>>35532858
Just like us. I would be so damn proud.

>>35532836
Just a matter of time before a deranged Soviet shows up professing his love of war and everything about it.

....Wait a moment a sec, I know who, pic related.
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>>35532869
>The "Souls" of all the planes we've downed escape from the hammer-space nacelles on our Wyvern.

What the, Corpse Voyage~Be of Good Cheer!~ Mode?!
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>>35532887
And oddly enough, a huge sub as well.
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>>35532913
What's up with Volgin anyway? Haven't seen his part in PJ's yet because I only followed Merc recently.
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>>35532921
Random flying Soviet Super Sub!
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>>35532920
Ye buddy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejylLbWIddU
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>>35532921
Weren't there a couple of missions where we ended up doing close air support as well? There might be tanks and such too.
>>35532950
I like you.
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>>35532950
Not exactly soviet, but...

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un_tlShv4JE
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>>35532962
>>35532967
Fronk vs the remains of the Russian Military.

Russian Military loses because Frank sends the spirits of their own dead at them.
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>>35532343
>>35532419
Wow, people actually SAVED those? I'm surprised. Also, have Boris witch shitscribble. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING.

You wouldn't believe how hard it was to find references for RPK-related gear. Also, reference images of the RPK from the angles that I wanted. Also, there were a lot of design choices I couldn't really decide on.
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>>35532869
Oh shit the stories the Reds would tell of us.

>Beware the nights when the Revenant flies, comrade, lest he takes your soul to fuel his plane.
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>>35532957
>Frank Bishop: Rider of the Revenant
>Spellcards:
>Missile Sign: Agile Storm
>Thundercannon: A Certain Scientific Railgun
>Gunsights: El Rapido
>Final Spellcard
>Love Sign:Wyvern Crash

>>35533019
FINALLY OH YEAH
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>>35533019
Nice.
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>>35533022
were was this when we were over Berlin
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>>35533022

>And his pattern is fucking bullshit hard to 1CC, too...
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>>35533019
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Open question for people better versed in SWQ continuity: Is the Queen of England a witch?
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>>35533019
>Witch Boris
>Bear Familiar
>Ears look like a teddy's

I am totally okay with this. Just need the one calling in MiGs.
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>>35533019
> implying i wouldn't save the art i requested
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>>35532419
>>35532448
>>35533019
Konstatina; Acquired!

Next week comic will be something about her.
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>>35532858
>>35532794
>Dude, Wendy You have GOT to try this, there's like 40 reds up here. It's like Ace Combat but like, 1 hundred times more awesome
>F-Fine S-Sir Frank. I'll try it
>[Russian pilot screams about his spleen]
>O-oh F-FUCK THE HELL YES
>[Blood for the blood god intensifies]

So what would Berserk!Wendy's theme song be?
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>>35533054
Exactly like that. Blew half the soviet formation out of the sky singlehanded, and did it laughing like a maniac. Frank has no recollection of any of this.
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>>35533062
>ALL Fronk's cards are timeout cards
>One card works like the Seiga/Yoshika or Kaguya/Eirin Tag team cards
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>>35533022
That fukken gif.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU513suJZzY&list
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[] Brigitte's right, Merlin, c'mon.

You nod, nudging Merlin. “Brigitte's right, Merlin. C'mon.”

“I-if you say so...” She responds, climbing out of the bed and getting into a pair of slippers. You, thankfully, perhaps, were dressed when you woke up, in a set of PT sweats- not bad, but you're very unused to them.

“So how long do they plan to keep us in here?” You ask, feeling much better already. Must have just needed to wake up some.

Still, Slider sticks close to you as the four of you leave the base hospital, making sure to tell the front desk where you're going. The nurse on duty gives you a look, but lets you go anyway- you suspect it may have something to do with your company.

Merlin still ends up riding on Brigitte's shoulders- you're not sure what they've been talking about, but you're glad to see they get along. You'd been worried that without Kenji here, Merlin would be pretty antisocial.

The four of you make it to the hangar before the landing lights of the first fighters- looks like the Polish Drakens- even come into sight. You see Wendy there about the same time she sees you- she jumps off her striker rack and sprints over. You wince when you see the angry red weals banding her thighs- you didn't know magic could do that like that, it makes you wonder if Merlin's been hiding anything from you.

“Sir Bishop!” She says, drawing up short and saluting. “Lieutenant Wells!”

[] Drop that shit, Wendy, it's Frank.
[] Fuck that, this girl is blood. Hug her!
[] Return the salute. Awful formal now, aren't we?
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>>35533094
>That Kind of pilot, they call a Demon Lord
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>>35533118
>[] Drop that shit, Wendy, it's Frank.
>[] Fuck that, this girl is blood. Hug her!
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>>35533118
>[] Drop that shit, Wendy, it's Frank.
>[] Fuck that, this girl is blood. Hug her!


Wendy is a good girl and a damn fine wing-witch.
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>>35533118
>[] Fuck that, this girl is blood. Hug her!
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>>35533118

>[] Fuck that, this girl is blood. Hug her!

She's real nigga now. Welcome to the Sky-Skeletons, Sister.
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>>35533118
>[] Fuck that, this girl is blood. Hug her!

Hugs for the Hug God!
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>>35533118
>[] Fuck that, this girl is blood. Hug her!
Incoming huggsssss
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>>35533118
>[] Drop that shit, Wendy, it's Frank.
>[] Fuck that, this girl is blood. Hug her!
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>>35533118
>[] Drop that shit, Wendy, it's Frank.
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>>35533118
>[] Fuck that, this girl is blood. Hug her!
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>>35533093
Think an arrange of Suwa Foughten Field/Faith is for the Transient People would work?
>>35533118
[] Fuck that, this girl is blood. Hug her!

That was freakin awesome back there girl!
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>>35533118
>[X] Drop that shit, Wendy, it's Frank.
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>>35533118
>[] Fuck that, this girl is blood. Hug her!
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>>35533118
[] Drop that shit, Wendy, it's Frank.
[] Fuck that, this girl is blood. Hug her!
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>>35533118
>[X] Drop that shit, Wendy, it's Frank.
>[X] Fuck that, this girl is blood. Hug her!
Just like Lego bricks, the options are more fun when combined.
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>>35533118
>[] Drop that shit Wendy, it's Frank.
>[] Fuck that, this girl is blood. Hug her!
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>>35533118
>[] Return the salute. Awful formal now, aren't we?
Maybe there's some brass nearby?
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>>35533118
>[] Drop that shit, Wendy, it's Frank.
>[] Fuck that, this girl is blood. Hug her!
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>>35533118
>[] Drop that shit, Wendy, it's Frank.
>[] Fuck that, this girl is blood. Hug her!
porque no los dos?
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>>35533118
>[x] Drop that shit, Wendy, it's Frank.

Seeing combat together means pretentions and 'proper' manners get chucked out the window.
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>>35533118
[X] Fuck that, this girl is blood. Hug her!
[X] Drop that shit, Wendy, it's Frank.
"Wendy I've told you before it frank! You get a rufus dog-bear hug till you get it right!
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>>35533178
Fuck the brassholes, we are death pilot!
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>>35533118
>[x] Drop that shit, Wendy, it's Frank.

We'll hurt ourselves with the hug.
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>>35533118
>Pick up Wendy and start making out furiously
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>>35533093

>anything but ace combat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA6G8HTVAU4
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>>35533118
[] Fuck that, this girl is blood. Hug her!
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>>35533205
worth it
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>>35533154
I have no idea what that is. clearly you should share it with the thread
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>>35533214
You posted the only good part about that game. It's soundtrack was still top notch.
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>>35533022

I wonder what the Russians are calling us now?
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>>35533118
>[] Drop that shit, Wendy, it's Frank.
>[] Fuck that, this girl is blood. Hug her!

This is when Wendy suddenly realises that this is what she has wanted her entire life.

Actual squadronmates.

This is why she gets so hot and bothered when people try to hurt them. It makes her kind of angry.
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>>35533262
Hellpimp.
Demon Lord.
Butcher.
OHFuCKHESONMYSIX
WHERETHEFUCK
OHSHIT
>>
I think i should add to the sound track of this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv3wWaCmTOE
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>>35533090
One more for you, boss-man.
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>>35533118
[] Drop that shit, Wendy, it's Frank.
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>>35533279
>is not hiding fronks underwear behind her back
3/10
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>>35533272
you forgot
>He can't be THAT bad
>I can Take Him
>This is a peaceful Sortie
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>>35533272
>BULLSHIT
>PLANES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
>WHERE THE HELL DOES IT HOLD THOSE MISSILES
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>>35533272
>OH GOD HE BROUGHT HIS WITCHES
>Wyvern OP Nerf Now Gaijin Plz
>NATO Bias
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>>35533333
>why can't I defeat air man!?!
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>>35533227
HEre's suwa foughten field
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXlqR94K0sM
And here's faith is for the transient people
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaqeawuY0r0
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>>35533315
and you also forgot
>Wasn't he in the other theater?
>HE'S CATCHING UP TO ME!
>WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WITCH ESCORT?!
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>>35533351
plz if gaijin was running this quest yaks would be killing us!

>>35533365
Just get leaf shield dumb ass!
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>>35533272
>>35533315
>>35533333
>OHGODI'MGONNADIE
>FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
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>>35533365
For you man!
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=opADNvgeZYY
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>>35533351

>3.14 patch save us!
>Did he really just try to swat a witch out of the sky with his wing?
>Physicists Hate Him!
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>>35533272
That skull fighter
The guy with the laser gun
[SCREAMS OF FEAR AND ANGUISH]
Young 2 electric boogaloo
IVAN WHERE ARE YOU
The laughing murderer
Supergnome
Witch bait
witch tamer
the hunter
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>>35533394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDDHtpOkciQ

>>35533387
>Leaf shield does nothing!!!
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>>35533394
>>35533387
>>35533365
Airman and the leaf shield, you say?

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6L9bUouDr8
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>>35533371
>>35533389
>Welp, we're boned
>Oh God Konnie's Masturbating Again
>[laughter of madness intensifies]
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>>35533272

Bad News
The Damn Yankee
Enemy Reinforcements
That Ribbon Fighter
Vengeance
The Joy
Not Part of a Routine Patrol
One Plane Armada
That Damn Pilot Who Refuses To Fucking Die
King of the Impossible
Ace of Aces
The Devil Himself
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>>35533414
>fuck this going to Pandora some how!
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>>35533227
For you man, again.
HEre's suwa foughten field
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXlqR94K0sM
And here's faith is for the transient people
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaqeawuY0r0
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>>35533412
>>35533406
>Hey bro Proto-man here wazzup
>I got eight of my buddies built for messing you up
>But who cares? I wish I did but i'm not built for that bro
>I gotta fly hope you're ready to go
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>>35533449
>Belka better send reinforcements
>I know I shot the fucker down in Alaska
>Vengence of the tomcat
>What The Fuck Are They Feeding Him
>Oh God All Of My Imoutos
>Couldn't Save the Kitty Hawk
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>>35533414
>The inheritor of Young's legacy.
>I should have picked the infantry.
>Time to hit the silk.
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>>35533451
new borderlands is fun and janey springs is giving me the creeps
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>>35533365
LOOK UP IN THE SKY, IT'S A BIRD IT'S A PLANE.
IT'S REVENANT BITCH AND I'M BRINGING THE PAIN.
I GOT A TESLA CANNON INSTALLED ON MY BIRD NO LIE.
I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR ASS STRAIGHT OFF THE MAP.
GOOD BYE.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PXXQJyCQBc
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>>35533525
Ya poor Moxie is going to get raped by her one day I feel it.
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>>35533512
>Oh God Why am I on the Eastern Front?
>This is Why I saved A Bullet

konnie probably has hundreds of these that she Self Headpats to at night
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>>35533507
>THAT IS NOT HOW PHYSICS WORKS
>SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK
>>
>This thread Has caught the SWQ crazy
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>>35533414
Best one so far.
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>>35533558
>>35533547

>I don't care if the Commissar shoots my ass on the ground, I'll live longer that way!
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>>35533574
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>>35533589
>yfw Bright Noa is part of the SWQ-verse
Is Bright Noa gonna have to brightslap a bitch?
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>surely you all exaggerate
>These nicknames lack gravitas
>It's cool. I didn't need that engine
>Eugen nerf plz he killed all my air with no damage
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>>35533579
>Wait, we still have commissa-*BLAM* YES WE ARE
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>>35533606
he would need to be commanding the first american flying carrier! I WILL HAVE NOTHING LESS!
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>>35533272
Razgriz
Butcher
That guy who makes konnie wetter than a british summer
WHY WONT YOU DIE
Allah preserve me
Metal lung
Ribbon fighter 2 electric boogaloo
Ohgodjesuswhy
I should have picked the navy
That guy who fucks us sideways
Where is my unit?
[WET SLAPPING NOISES] (recorded from Konnies room whenever Fronk takes off)
That guy who fucks our aces sideways.
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>>35533574
The crazy is spreading as fast as Ebola.
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>>35533574
The touch of the gnome, man. None can hide from it's effects forever.
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>Frank Bishop's plane alone is rated as several entire wings of enemy fighters.
>Many pilots refuse to undertake missions if they are aware that he may be running air cover.
>Strategic planners must make assumptions that he and Spellcaster will intervene to take aerial superiority no matter what they do.
>The best of the Soviet strike witches and most talented airmen were grouped up and tasked to take him down using the finest weapons the people can provide. Frank managed to hold them all off and even managed to shoot a couple of them down.
>This ace squadron is now doubting their ability to neutralise this threat, and their reports are unanimously in favour of redistributing assets to hit multiple locations at once, rather than trying to take him head on.
>Some Soviet witches also secretly profess envy and admiration for his dedication to his witches.
>More than a few would not mind it if he were to ask them for this and that... It would be a genuine honour.
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>>35533627
its gnome Ebola! CALL THE FOUNDATION!!!
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I like to imagine the rest of the squadron is just spitballing these ideas while on patrol.

with the Russians chiming in over open Comms.
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>>35533627
Guess what? We've got a feavah. And the only prescription, is more nicknames.
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>>35533619
>Bright Noa commands Pegasus-class flying carrier WHITE BASE

>VF-3 becomes his onboard squadron
>They proceed to fuck the hell out of Mars to this music
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBynE-ZfOes
>The end

>>35533628
>>35533627
Ahaha, I wouldn't have it any other way!
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>>35533651
Perfect Psychological warfare ever.

CIA will have field day with this.
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>>35533627
I wonder who could be behind this...
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>>35533668

Frank's a pretty big guy.
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the only way the reds will win is if they make a clone of young. or witch clone
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>>35533574
We haven't gotten that far yet and hopefully we don't, the SWQ type of crazy only has it's place in SWQ.
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>>35533659
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3KOHpEn9ko
Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were asking for moar COWBELL

>>35533672
Yo buddy, are you of being living?
>>
Awesome music for an awesome thread tonight!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFwlRAx9cek&list=UU4L4Vac0HBJ8-f3LBFllMsg
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>>35533651
>"How about 'Hellpimp'"
>"Really, Katya?"
>I am just saying-
>PARDON, THIS IS RUSSIA PILOT, WHO ARE YOU OF SPEAKING
>Wha-
>WE ARE OF SPEAKING FRANK OF WYVERN
>OH, WE CALL HIM OH SHIT
>SOMETIMES HE IS OF "LET THE COMMISSAR SHOOT, IS OF FASTER AND CLEANER"
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>>35533692
why is that Russian witch on tha- OH GOD SHOOT IT DOWN NOW!
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>>35533700
Wrong! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY POLO!!!
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>>35533706
don't forget
>WHY THEY DON'T INSTALL RESERVE GEAR ON PLANE
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>>35533706
>"I went to America once."
>"They have name, for men like him."
>"Uncle Sam's Bouncer."
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>>35533731
>>35533706
>BelkaOfHappenings.gif
>>
>Maker of Snowshoes
>So Russia is now of Best Americas, da?
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>>35533735
ok that one is pretty fucken good
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>post a couple of joke names
>leave to get a beer
>come back to this

Oh god, what have I done?
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>>35533642
I wonder if this sort of effect on witches has occurred before...
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>>35533642
>Sale of Recreational Frank Bishop Hands has gone through the roof among soviet witches.
>Soviet PR fears the day Frank attempts to persuade Russian witches to defect, because they know that half their army will defect anyways.
>Stalin is building a jet in preparation of the battle of Moscow, he wants to die an honourable death.
>Young was considering joining the war, but has decided to leave it with frank.
>PSY-OPS has the tactic of dropping franks picture onto soviet troops on-mass with "YOUR NEXT" wrote on
>It's their best way of getting the soviets to retreat.
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>>35533701
ohhhhYEAHHHHHHHHHH
*TOK TOK TOK TOK TOK TOK*
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>>35533789
Frank avoids those, they mean death and if he used one EVER. Every witch on the earth would be there in the blink of an eye.
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>>35533778
This is the future you chose.
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>>35533789
Related

>>35533803
We Will survive Ga-
>Frank just shot Pixy Down!!
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>>35533778
Do you feel like a her yet?
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>>35533824
That fucking pose, so bad
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[x] Fuck that, this girl is blood. Hug her!

She almost doesn't even seem surprised when you enfold her in a rib-cracking hug, lifting her feet off the ground as you do so- they dangle somewhere right around your mid shin, the girl's pretty short. She returns it with almost no hesitation. “It's Frank, Wendy.” you say, after thumping her back a couple times and setting her back down. “You ever call me Frank again, I'm going to really let the Sharks have a night alone with you, clear?”

She laughs- you think this is the first time you've ever heard it. “Clear, sir.”

You about hold up a warning finger- then catch yourself as she laughs again. “Well played, Wendy. You learn quick.”

She nods, pointing past your shoulder. “Looks like they're home, sir.”

You turn around and start counting- you make out the Polish fighters easily enough, the witches are harder to spot. Though once you find the twin's fighter- they're running blacked out, with their lights off, which is odd, but hardly cause for alarm- you find the rest of the witches easily.

The drakens begin setting down first, the first one popping his canopy early, almost before he's rolled to a stop, to stand up in his cockpit and cheer, the Polish ground teams clustering around the landing fighters.

“What'd they do?” You ask, noting this is far more than a regular mission accomplished thing.

It's Slider who answers as the Polish fighters continue to land- looks like the tigersharks were up there too. You notice very few are landing with anything left on their weapons stations. “They were assigned the bridges of Warsaw. I'm gonna guess they got them.”

1/2
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>>35533820
I.. I Didn't mean it.
>>35533841
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE A FUNNY
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“Warsaw?” You ask. She nods.

“Allied headquarters wanted to cut the soviets on the western side of the river off.” She points at the celebrating pilots of the Polish Drakens. “Looks like they were able to do it.”

“Damn. All the bridges?” You ask.

This time Slider shrugs. “Don't know. I think so.”

The twins start their landing after the tigersharks stream in, their landing intervals pretty short- they must be way low on fuel. After that, the witches start touching down.

By now you've commandeered one of the ground crew’s electric carts, and you're sitting comfortably with Merlin. Still, Ice notices you pretty quickly- making a motion for you to stay there while she dismounts her strikers.

You do so, waving to Goose and shooting mav the bird when she holds up two fingers- two kills. She grins- you can almost hear her laughing as she glides past. You can't see the twins- one way canopy glass, afterall, but you can almost feel their smugness. That should be fun when it happens, you figure.

Still, Ice is the first over. “Frank, Merlin, Wendy. What are you three doing up? Docs said you'd be out of it for at least a day!”

[] Relax, we're fine.
[] Well, maybe we shouldn't be up yet- how about we go back home to talk?
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>>35533860
AND YOU DID! Enjoy it while it lasts.
>>35533874
[] Relax, we're fine.
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>>35533874
>[] Relax, we're fine.
As long as we don't doing anything *too* stupid now.
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>>35533874
>[x] Well, maybe we shouldn't be up yet- how about we go back home to talk?
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>>35533874
>[] Relax, we're fine.
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>>35533849

shit, typo, that should be "you ever call me sir bishop again...."
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>>35533874
>[x] Well, maybe we shouldn't be up yet- how about we go back home to talk?

Lets choose our fights.
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>>35533874
>[] Relax, we're fine.
"Completely. Nothing Wrong At All. Are any of you friends with a dude in a big cloak, fondness for scythes? bugger's been following me all day"
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>>35533874
>[] Relax, we're fine.
>[] Well, maybe we shouldn't be up yet- how about we go back home to talk?
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>>35533849
> “You ever call me Frank again, I'm going to really let the Sharks have a night alone with you, clear?”

Supposed to be "You ever call me Sir Bishop again"?
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>>35533874
>[] Well, maybe we shouldn't be up yet- how about we go back home to talk?
Oh no young lady, you're not about to go ballistic on us yet, not until we fix up some grub for you, savvy?

>>35533848
related
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>>35533874
>[] Relax, we're fine. Slider was taking up too much of the bed to sleep.
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>>35533874
>[X] Relax, we're fine.
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>>35533874
>[] Well, maybe we shouldn't be up yet- how about we go back home to talk?
Probably for the best.
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>>35533874

[X] Relax, we're fine.
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>>35533860
This is what you wanted?

A funny?

>>35533874
[x] Relax, we're fine.
But we need to talk to Putin ASAP about getting that metal out.
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>>35533874
>[] Relax, we're fine.
>[] Well, maybe we shouldn't be up yet- how about we go back home to talk?
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>>35533874
>[] Well, maybe we shouldn't be up yet- how about we go back home to talk?
>>
>>35533874
[x] Well, maybe we shouldn't be up yet- how about we go back home to talk?

Go easy on her now so she doesn't flip her shit when we mention the "Favor" going to be asked of us.
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>>35533874
>[] Relax, we're fine.

>Goose
Who is this mysterious witch? Is she a new add-on to the squad?
I kid, I know who she is.
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>>35533874
>[X] Well, maybe we shouldn't be up yet- how about we go back home to talk?
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>>35533874
>[x] Well, maybe we shouldn't be up yet- how about we go back home to talk?
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>>35533912
I like this.
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>>35533927
New game for healwitches:
>CHESTSWEEPER
>This area look suspicious *place mark*
>Okay... this area is save...
>*poke* AGH! Its here... sorry Frank, won't happen again.
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>Who is this mysterious witch? Is she a new add-on to the squad?
dunno, but she's been hanging out with some chink
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>>35533941
Goose really needs to have a break from these jokes... Poor kid.

Anyway, I found Wendy's theme. Kinda fits considering it's a bit trancy, like entering that "Killzone" state.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMa_z7bf8Dk
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>>35533907

>>35533901


yes
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>>35533927
Oh yeah, back at Magalith, Putin offered to remove the metal and add new lung lining.

He said the offer was standing so hopefully we can still take it, get the bits of jet out before we shreak ourselves.
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>>35533874
>[x] Well, maybe we shouldn't be up yet- how about we go back home to talk?

We don't need to turn every time we get hurt into a shouting match with Ice, shit gets grating and she isn't going to lessen up.
>>35533912
I like this, throw her a curve ball.
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>>35533962
>CHESTSWEEPER
Damn, now I remember that old PC game about being a medic/corpsman
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>>35533874
>[] Relax, we're fine.
>[] Well, maybe we shouldn't be up yet- how about we go back home to talk?

One to assure, one to facilitate conversation. Both are good options
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Being Goose is suffering.
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>>35533960
Socks, yo. Second best Martian to ever invade our planet.
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>>35533973
SREAD I MEANT SHREAD! NOT SHREK!

Its all Ogre now.
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>>35534004
I see what your spoiler did there.
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>>35533973
Wasn't at megalith and we already discussed this earlier in the thread.
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>>35533874
>[] Well, maybe we shouldn't be up yet- how about we go back home to talk?
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>>35533973
I still got a bad feeling about doing this
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>>35534046
Oh relax Ben Kenobi it's just a moon
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>>35534004

Seems like an appropriate time to post this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_3ZoMt0VfQ&list
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>>35534071
....thats not a moon....
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>>35534046
>Implying there isn't already a vat-grown Adolescent, Genderbent Franken-Frank Witch at Megalith.
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>>35534080
>WHEN SUDDENLY
>SOLOMON!! I! HAVE!! RETURNED!!!
>Millenium Falcon is deep fried in nuclear fire
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>>35534100
I still know the soviets are going to pull something like this and steal a super striker or our jet
>>
This will be our next sortie theme!
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR4JqrYqDVc
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>>35534089
>So how is she?
>Excellent in physique Comrade Putin. But...
>But what?
>For some reason she need daily dose of headpats, or she gone catatonic.
>....
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>>35534089
We go there for bits and come out with a wing witch who is a genderbend of us.

She is also as protective for the unit as us.

>We get a collection.
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>>35534002
Socks is my favorite non-human, next to Hellcow.
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>>35534156
>We get a collection.
Dammit Glemy Toto don't send out your Purus again
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>>35534124
Konnie 2: Electric Boogaloo
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>>35534124
>>35534177

>Konnie volunteers to do it for them because the Franken-witch has the softest hands she's ever met besides Frank himself.
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>>35534186
M-mutual headpats?
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>>35534206
It's a DOUBLE KO!!!!
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdoJkkxsxps
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>>35534206
>Konnie and Nutella headpatting each other

Has Nutella's physical description ever been posted? Other than her creepy lack of emotion I don't remember much else about her. I find myself imagining her looking similar to Konnie, but less animated in personality. They came from the same program and Natty is a more recent version IIRC.
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>>35534206
>35534206
L-lewd
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>>35534224
>Dat Okuu
You can Giga Flare me anytime Okuu-tan~
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>>35534206
>>35534216
>Konnie and Franken-witch headpatting each other, all lonely and snuggly.

>Fronk comes in to get himself fixed up.

>They pace restlessly while he gets healed up.

>They watch over him as he sleeps.

>Before he leaves all they ask for is....

>One headpat each.

>Then Frank flies off once again.
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>>35534220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4kEuNfbTWc
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>>35534253
lewd level:
Enough to be mistaken as nuclear detonation.
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>>35534253
>Implying neither of them want to fly with Fronk

>>35534258
PPAAAACCCKKKAAARRRRDDDD
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>>35534253
OUR SHIELDS CANNOT REPEL HNGGH OF THAT MAGNITUDE!
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>>35534258
>packard as a soviet tank witch

NOPE RUN FOR IT BRIGITTE!
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>>35534293
>Jake and Brigitte must team up take her down
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>>35534293
>Packard, Gato, Johnny Riden and Charare all soviet witches
>I now christen thee, Riders of the Apocalypse
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>>35530019
>>35530069
>>35530087
>>35530151
>>35530361
>>35530714
>>35533927
>>35533973
>>35534023
>>35534089
>>35534124
>>35534156
>>35534186
>>35534253

The Last mission of this level is us and our swarm of witches attacking either:
>Moscow: Robo Stalin is the final boss
>Anapolis: Matron whateverthefuckthebitch'snameisanyways is the final boss in Young's old plane
>Space: Martain fleet is final boss
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>>35534314
Talking about tank witches...
Now i imagining Wargaming's SerB become head of Soviet Armored Research Division.

>Soviet Bias, Soviet Bias everywhere...
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>>35534275
>>35534281
>>35534265

>A few days later after they wake up, they can be seen whispering together.

>Another week and they disappear, leaving a crudely written note saying "Going to find Pilot, will return when he recognizes glorious revolution."

>Somehow they manage to find Frank again. Mostly by listening to the radio for pilots screaming about dying.

>Both of them require more headpats after their listening sessions.

>Fronk wakes up one day with two Soviet witches on top of him and an Angry Ice asking him what he did this time.
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>>35534339
*Quest not level*
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>>35534321
>char kills stalin and goes in to hiding
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Congratulation!!
A.D. 1991
All bases of [insert boss name here] were destroyed.
It seems to be peaceful.
But it is incorrect.
[insert boss name here] is still alive.
Fronk must fight with [insert boss name here] again.
And down with them completely! Good luck.
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>>35534357
>Everyone else in the unit is either pissed, mortified or impressed that he was able to get the soviet's best witches to defect via headpats.

>"I told you boss, I collect stray witches as a hobby"
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>>35534377
and then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mdehRfKaKc
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>>35534403
wrong one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfIeRdSwFGc
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>>35534357
>Frank says nothing, continues to DOUBLE HEADPAT witches until Ice blushes and flees.
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>>35534403
Lt. Stalinka, she is a CHAR

>>35534396
>>35534357
>Frank, I swear, you knock this shit off! Or...
>Or wat boss..?
>Or... Or I want marry you, BAKA!!!
>Brightslap
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>>35534421
"CHAR!!"

god damn!
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>>35534424
>Ice flees
>not Ice joins the headpats
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>>35534443
Nobody likes to admit their mistakes due to the folly of their birth... and gnomery.
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>>35534396
>>35534424
Meanwhile Konstantina and Franken-witch are both limp piles of incredibly happy Soviet super witch.

>>35534453
Ice joins in right after she locks the door so nobody else can break in.


And then Frank discovers what happens when you scritch a witches familiar ears.
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>>35534479
>And then Frank discovers what happens when you scritch a witches familiar ears.
Related
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But Natalya isn't effected by the headpats
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>>35534439
I can see it now....

>After the war, Frank goes around servicing witches via headpats.

>They are such high quality that every witch strives to someday be good enough that she may get one of these rare headpats.

>Konnie and Fronken-witch are repeat customers.
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>>35534439
I think it will have to be a new rival soviet witch to be our char.
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>>35534479
>then Katya breaks in
>WE ALREADY PROMISED, COMRADE ICE! WE GONNA SHARE!
>Sloidah waiting on door frame, unsure what to do.
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>>35534509
Exactly why she is a defect and thus, impure.
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>>35534512
Fronk really goes around huh?

>>35534509
Not yet confirmed.

>>35534421
CharxAmuro OTP
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>>35534533
now that's out of line!
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>>35534539
Konstantina melts, she was just impassive
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>>35534514
Maybe the pilot of the Fullback from last thread will be a
CHAR
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>>35534516
Headpats are the same as a rape whistle to witches.

It's like a homing signal of "come here for [...]"
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>>35534539
>Fronk really goes around huh?
Of course, Nixon will be his pimp.
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>>35534550
I still believe she is a NAGATO, eventually evolving to have emotions.
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>>35534561
>Watergate will not be about Nixon's presidential moves but about using Fronk to dominate the world with headpats
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>>35534555
You could say that they're Frank's phero-gnomes
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>>35534593
"I am not pimp"
Nixon, when questioned about Watergate scandal.
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>>35534601
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>35534539
>Soviet witches are repeat customers
>Fronk's unit get free headpat per day, merlin gets double
>Nixon, the matrons and every military stratagist everywhere wonder how to weaponise this.
>People fear the day Fronk goes rouge and forms an outer heaven for witches with his head pat loyal army of witches.
>Merlin builds the metal gear.
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>>35534605
>Bernstein and Woodward Present: All the Admiral's Witches
>The story of how Nixon envisioned a world dominated by MURRICA using his most powerful weapon: a certain gnome named Frank Bishop
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>>35534623
How about I slap your shit
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>>35534624
we all know how this ends
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>>35534630
>envisioned
>not created
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>>35534624
>Then they learn how to do awesome pauses and summon STANDS
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>>35534624
>Young comes out of retirement to try to stop Frank with the power of the BOUNCE
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>>35534624
>People fear the day Fronk goes rouge
Well of course they'd be afraid he'd turned gay if he started wearing blush.
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>>35534601
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>>35534650
I thought he didn't get to create that world because the Washington Post discovered the anomalies, thus, Watergate.
>I miss my Journalism studies
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>>35534658
Or worse, turned clown.
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>>35534682
The one from SPAWN?

>>35534670
SELF-ESTEEM TEAM!!!
>MEOW~
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>>35534682
Aye, there could be nothing worse.
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>>35534682
The most scariest sound is that honking.
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>>35534725
>urge to throw it out the airlock rising!
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>>35534725
Honking you say?
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[x] Well, maybe we shouldn't be up yet- how about we go back home to talk?

You shrug- noting that it is getting colder now that the sun's gone down, and you see merlin start to shiver a bit. “Well, maybe we shouldn't be up just yet. How about we go back home to talk?” You say.

Ice nods, curtly. “Alright. But if any of you look like you need it, I'm going to have slider pin you down till the medics get there.”

You look over at Slider. “Promise?”

She laughs. “I'll sit on your chest.”

You wince. “Alright, fine. We'll be fine, Ice, really.”

The rest of the unit piles into another pair of ground carts, driven by ground crew- they're usually welcome into the house, though they're quartered in another building. One of them rides along to bring your cart back to the hangar- they need them, with turnaround flights scheduled for everyone except You, Merlin, and Wendy, they'll be working overtime tonight to get everything back in shape for tomorrow.

Stepping inside the house, Brigitte starts towards the kitchen.

1/2
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>>35534734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej8dATDIrpk
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>>35534737

Fuck you Ghost now I'm hungry.
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“I'll be cookin de meal if ya be lettin me stay here a day or two, white witch.” She says to Ice without looking back.

Ice frowns and opens her mouth to respond- and is tackled by Maverick, who answers in her place. “Make chicken!” She demands from the floor, one hand still firmly pressed over Ice's mouth.

Brigitte laughs, while Wendy joins her.

You, meanwhile, make tracks for the den, flopping out on one of the couches, then tucking your legs up to give Merlin room. You look away for a second, and she tugs on your pant leg, prompting you to stretch out, your calves on her lap- which is almost ice fucking cold. You shoot a glance at your little RIO, who just pulls up a blanket and looks at you blankly.

“So, Frank” Ice says, taking a seat nearby as the rest of the witches file in. “What happened up there?”

[] Shouldn't Wendy be in here for this?
[] They tried to bounce us. They weren't as effective at it as Hauptmann Young was.
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>>35534767
>[] Shouldn't Wendy be in here for this?
>[] They tried to bounce us. They weren't as effective at it as Hauptmann Young was.
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>>35534767
>[x] They tried to bounce us. They weren't as effective at it as Hauptmann Young was.

but

>[x] Shouldn't Wendy be in here for this?
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>>35534767
> [] They tried to bounce us. They weren't as effective at it as Hauptmann Young was.
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>>35534767
>[] Shouldn't Wendy be in here for this?
>[] They tried to bounce us. They weren't as effective at it as Hauptmann Young was.
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>>35534767
>[] Shouldn't Wendy be in here for this?
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>>35534767
>[X] They tried to bounce us. They weren't as effective at it as Hauptmann Young was.
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>>35534767
>[X] They tried to bounce us. They weren't as effective at it as Hauptmann Young was.

I get the feeling she's not just asking for an after action report. We might not want to worry Wendy with this part.
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>>35534737
godfuckingdamnit ghost.
I miss my dad's cooking, need to move back in with him instead of here with my mom and stepdad.
>>35534767
[x] Shouldn't Wendy be in here for this?
[x] They tried to bounce us. They weren't as effective at it as Hauptmann Young was.
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>>35534767
>[] They tried to bounce us. They weren't as effective at it as Hauptmann Young was.
and
>[] Shouldn't Wendy be in here for this?
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>>35534767
[] Shouldn't Wendy be in here for this?
[] They tried to bounce us. They weren't as effective at it as Hauptmann Young was.
We can't relate the story without BEST BRIT WITCH around.
And the Reds really need Young's lessons on bouncing.
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I just realised, If we pull another Tanana like crash, we will die, either from the crash or from our now supersized unit hugging the holy fuck out of us.

It would drive the metal further in...

GET PUTIN ON THE LINE! WE NEED THAT METAL OUT NOW!
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>>35534767
>[x] They tried to bounce us. They weren't as effective at it as Hauptmann Young was.
>[x] Shouldn't Wendy be in here for this?

The Soviets cannot match the Youngspawn.
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>>35534767

[] Shouldn't Wendy be in here for this?
[] They tried to bounce us. They weren't as effective at it as Hauptmann Young was.
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>>35534818
Or CALL MR. STARK
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>>35534816
why do you think i made the same suggestion earlier
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>>35534767

[X] Shouldn't Wendy be in here for this?
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>>35534767
Both options are things we can do at the same time, but...

> [] They tried to bounce us. They weren't as effective at it as Hauptmann Young was.
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>>35534816
Alright, enough man. Christ. Let it rest. You've been on about it all fucking thread. Shits getting annoying now.
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>>35534816
>>35534845
Where's a metal-bender when you need one
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>>35534767
>your calves on her lap- which is almost ice fucking cold. You
Umm... Could that be related to the whole magic striker burn out business? We might want to check that out.
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>>35534767
[x] They tried to bounce us. They weren't as effective at it as Young was.
>Putting in an option with bounce.
>Putting in an alternate,
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>>35534816
Idea: Merlin-Made Arc Reactor-powered Magnet on our chest.
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>>35534816
Ok, seriously shut the fuck up about the Fibersteel in our chest and Putin's offer. I know you're just joking but we talked it to death this thread. As it's been said before in this thread our people can most likely handle the surgery.
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>>35534767
>[] They tried to bounce us. They weren't as effective at it as Hauptmann Young was.
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>>35534878
>PROOF THAT FRANK BISHOP HAS THE GNOME
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>>35534767
>[] Shouldn't Wendy be in here for this?
>[] They tried to bounce us. They weren't as effective at it as Hauptmann Young was.
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>>35534816
Holy shit man. Shut up already.
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>>35534845
>>35534878

Pretty sure fibersteel isn't ferromagnetic.
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>>35534920
Two Words:
Merlin Magic

Either that or Merlin does some crazy fucking desperation mad-science shit once the fibersteel shards get too close to our heart. The only stop-gap measure she can think of is to interface our mind with the Wyvern's Systems so that she can invent cortical stacks and install our mind into machines at will.
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>>35534974
What, you're trying to turn us into Electrosphere!Nemo?
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>>35534990
Or Yukikaze.
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>>35534816
Chill out man. We've got time, plenty of time.
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>>35534920
It has steel in it's name, As steel is Ferros, Fibersteel should be too.
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>>35534861
I don't think Ghost would have mentioned it without there being a purpose to it. We should probably check it out or get one of the other witches to do so for us.
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>>35534767
>[] They tried to bounce us. They weren't as effective at it as Hauptmann Young was.
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>>35534974
>>35534990
>>35535009
Call me bullshit but this is my theory
>Sokolov and Laika complete COFFIN 2.0
>Wyvern gets rekt
>Fronk and Merlin get an upgrade
>X-49 NIGHTRAVEN
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>>35535020
Do remember that the Russians are targeting us DIRECTLY now. Time is not a luxury we have anymore.
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>>35535036

Stainless steel isn't magnetic either man. Alloys can and will be not-magnetic despite being composed of ferromagnetic materials. Chemistry does not work that way.
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>>35535036
i don't think transparisteel is ferrous either
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>>35535009

>Frank.Net Initialized. Guardian Program Initiated. Comfort-Pat systems activated. 532 Witches Confirmed in Distress. Activating Turbo-Patting Protocol.
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>>35535009
But then Nixon can't pimp Fronk out!
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>>35535036
take it fnot all stainless steel is magnetic. i sell these things for a living.
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>>35535092
>>35535093
Maybe merlin can make some magic device with same function as temporary solution. If plain magnetic can't do, then time for magic.

On how we recharge this magic device... /tg/ surely know the answer.
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>>35535131
Just fucking stop already. This discussion has crashed and burned long ago.
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>>35535065
>Fronk gets worried about the lack of ejector seats.
>Option to install ejector seats is an option that /tg/takes.
>Works with Merlins parents to install ejector seats.
>Gets shot down and has to use them.
>Merlin is killed by the sudden feedback
>Doyoufeellikeaheroyet.png
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>>35535150
Fuck that then. Ejector Seats are actually a two-person witch-powered striker/glider.
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>>35534479
>Ice joins in right after she locks the door so nobody else can break in.
Then Sloidah picks the lock of course. Who falls into the trap next?
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>>35535131
>On how we recharge this magic device... /tg/ surely know the answer.
Juice Boxes. This is canon, it was mentioned explicitly in one of the first few threads.
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>>35535170
>Katya breaks through the WALL at the possibility of headpats.
>Merlin just walks in as she always does.
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>>35535150
Get out of here Conrad, you're makin me bawl.

>>35535164
Use the glider packs they have from Zeta Gundam!
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>>35534767
>[] Shouldn't Wendy be in here for this?
STOUT
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>>35535164
>Russian thinks he killed the unkillable Frank Bishop.
>Two person striker appears.
>Russians give up on trying to kill him.
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[x] They tried to bounce us. They weren't as effective at it as Hauptmann Young was.

“They tried to bounce us,” You say, grinning. “They weren't as effective at it as Hauptmann Young was.”

“B-because Wendy saw them.” Merlin adds in. “T-they were invisible t-to almost everything b-before that.”

“That's- everything?” Ice asks, sounding worried.

Merlin nods as Wendy appears at her shoulder, holding tray with three cups of maman Brigitte's tea. She hands one cup to Merlin, then walks over to give you the other, before taking the last for herself. You move a but to make space for her on the couch- she hesitates only a second before sitting down, leaning against your back, holding you up.

“W-when Frank snapped into the merge, I-I thought the Sukhois had turned on us.” She says, quietly. “I-It wasn't until I looked u-up and saw them that I knew t-the other fighters were there.”

“You didn't sound too frightened.” Ice points out. Merlin, holding her tea cup in both hands and taking small sips, frowns as the steam causes her glasses to fog.

“W-why would I be?” She says. “F-Frank can beat a-anyone.”

no one really seems to have anything to say to that, and the room is quiet for a while before Ice nods and stands up, walking out of the room. Merlin watches her go. “D-did I say something w-wrong?” She asks. Wendy and Slider both shake their heads, while Mav shrugs and the twins look at each other, then up after the boss.

1/2
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>>35535245
I know it's old but...

I still wish somebody would make these for Fronk.
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Ice comes back down a moment later, holding a small cardboard box. “Wendy, this is for you. You've earned it.” She says.

You have to move your feet to turn and see what it is- Merlin gives you an annoyed frown, but just adjusts her blanket and sips her tea.

“What is it?” Wendy asks, taking it from Ice and turning it over- it's maybe the size of a pack of playing cards, and about twice as thick.

Ice smiles. “Open it up and find out!”

Wendy shoots a glance at you, then opens it up. Inside rests a set of VF-3 patches and a pair of USN Witch's wings.

You reach an arm around her shoulders when you see tears start to form in her eyes, and Ice says

“We'll get them sewn on tomorrow, Wendy. Glad you're with us.”

From the way she bolts up to enfold Ice in a hug, you're pretty sure she's glad too.
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And that's it for the night!

Got done a little early, so I guess I can hang out and answer any questions anyone may have. If not, hey, there's always making some food and being shit at WoT, haha.

Anyway, hope you guys enjoyed, and we'll be back next week at the usual time for the next!

Normally I'd say till then, but I'll be hanging out a bit, so just cheers, guys!
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>>35535273
Wendy is great.
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>>35535273
Sperrucastah Yokuzo, Wendy-san! You damned well earned those wings and that patch!
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>>35535066
Just as the Soviets have targeted us directly, it's likely that NATO has taken notice of how valuable and important we are.

We have had some of the fibresteel removed in the aftermath of the gank attempt, and it's likely that any further removal will require Frank to sit out for a good period of time because it's likely to be an invasive surgery and all the business that that entails.

Chill out for a moment and think about the top brass, who are also worried about keeping a top pilot in the fight to finish the fight in as timely a manner as possible. If they remove Frank from the frontlines to get him sorted right this instant, it could be a turning point in the war for the Soviets if the surgery gets complicated.
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>>35535273
Next step is to get Wendy some kills so she can make Ace.
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>>35535273
I...I'm going down. Too much Hnnnggghhhh.
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>>35535304
Appreciate the run boss.

Still waiting for.. ahem ahem, the revelations of that Fullback crew.
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>>35535304
Thanks for today thread boss!
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>>35535304
How good are you at WoT?
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>>35535332
Scramble SAR birds! We got another casualty.
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>>35535304
Thanks for the thread ghost!
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>>35535348
ghost a shit. He hates the M3 Lee so he's a shit
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>>35535304
So when will wendy fuck frank until he cant walk
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>>35535373
But the M3 Lee is a shit.... All you have to do is pin it against the cliff and penetrate it over and over again until it submits to your superior tankery skills
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>>35535374
As soon as she figures out how to keep him pinned down for long enough to work his zipper with her toes.
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>>35535373
M3 is love
>Rabbit Team, headed out!
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>>35535304
Good run as always Ghost!
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>>35535273
>Merlin gives you an annoyed frow
I NEED this drawfagged. Somebody.
I want a frowning Merlin so bad right now...
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>>35535348

oh I'm rubbish- 700 or so games in, i think my personal rating is 3300 on a 52% w/r. I figure with as much youtube as I watch, and all the guides I read, I should be at least at 55%, and it's frustrating me. I don't like to be shit at games.

>>35535336

That will have to wait until it comes up in character, sorry.
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>>35535336
Early in the thread Slider mentioned the crew of the Vampire were blown to smithereens, and three of the witches alive, but in critical. One recovered and made it back behind lines.

>>35535374
I wonder if we could twist Feelthy's arm into doing a one-shot non canon lewd...
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>>35535304
How Lewd is Wendy?

Also where was Katya and Rosalie?

Also what was everyone doing during the 13 hours Frank was asleep?
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>>35535436
No.
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>>35535423
Frowning, cheeks puffed out and looking as Wendy encroaches upon her position as Frank's favorite.
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>>35535374
Well, I'm working on Wendy fucking Frank while he can't walk.
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>>35535436
> three of the witches alive, but in critical
Ah shit. Reality hits, again.

>>35535435
Eh, no worries boss.

Will Laika and Merlin meet though?
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>>35535448
Kidding, feelthy, you're far too easy to troll about this kind of thing.
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>>35535447
>How Lewd is Wendy?
You think Frank broke his rib while flying?
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>>35535400
M3 Lee is 'hate or love' tank, no in-between. You either like it or outright detest it.

>>35535435
You are GOOD, sir. Majority of playerbase only managed at best in 50%. 52% for first time playing is well-done on WoT.
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>>35535436
Nigger none of the lewds are considered hard canon except the Bitchtits one.
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>>35535447
Wendy a pure, no exceptions

The rest of the crew were rotating on patrols, I think
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>>35535471
>I-I was just pretending to be dumb!
Apply yourself.
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>>35535478
I will love it when you can use both the 37mm and the 75mm.

I mean warthunder can do that already why can't they?
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>>35535478
It was alright when I played it, but me and my friend used to just hunt m3 lees when we both drove pre-patch m5 stuarts after this one game we both pinned an m3 between both of our light tanks and just kept shooting it over and over again.
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>>35535485
Your point?
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>>35535471
I was just answering the question honestly! And throwing my PC monitor out my window!
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>>35535447
Wendy isn't lewd.

She genuinely wants to make Frank happy, just as he made her happy. Her own pleasure is just a secondary effect.
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>>35535447
>>35535489
>>35535472
>Questioning Wendy's purity
My friend I find you slightly disconcerted.
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>>35535510
"low on priority"
and
"not gonna useful that much"
according developers tidbit. Multigun feature only usable on few tanks and according to developers it won't useful.
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>>35535510

Too bad T-35 a shit.

Also, grinding the T-44 is pain incarnate.
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>>35535131
>>35535195
Found the quote. From thread 2:
>“we can inflight refuel, too, you know” Maverick says. “Juicebox flights?”
>“oh... yeah” you'd forgotten about those. Some genius, a while back, figured out that you could cram fruit juice or something in an external tank and have a normal bird buddytank for witches. Coke won a contract to try it with carbonated sugar water about 18 months ago, but the 'high altitude' part of the test flight failed miserably when the pressurized external fuel tank ruptured, and left one hell of a mess. It's said the ground crew was cleaning up that intruder for days.
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>no one really seems to have anything to say to that, and the room is quiet for a while before Ice nods and stands up,


So Ice's response is due to her being shocked on how Wendy answered the question, feels dumb for asking, or something else?

>>35535489

Sharks managed to make her blush about lewd things though
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>>35535554
But that 75 with HE....
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>>35535554
>implying a Lee wouldn't btfo out tier 3s it meets
WG needs to find a better excuse.
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>>35535447

Wendy is a perfectly average 17 year old Girl. who's been an untouchable since she hit the academy. You tell me, hahhahahha!

>>35535467

Merc and I have... discussed the possibility. it's like tickling the dragon's tail.

>>35535489

She's totally new to the whole thing, but she'd be a very enthusiastic student. (In not as many words, Don't let the sherks get to her.)
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>>35535558
Well wasn't it historically shit though so it makes sense.
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>>35535568
I think it's a case of
>I know the flow but I don't shoot that way, savvy?
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>>35535584
>Merc and I have... discussed the possibility. it's like tickling the dragon's tail.
AW
HELL
YISSSSS

>she'd be a very enthusiastic student
AW
HELL
NAWWWW
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>>35535584
Wendy confirmed 17 Year Old Girl who's in contact with what seems to be a person who genuinely cares for her well being and has taken steps to improve her lot in life. How Lewd.
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>>35535592

More like historically there were far better tanks like the T-54 in the works, so they didn't want to waste money retooling for those only to switch to the T-54 a short time later.

Ingame, it's biggest flaw is that the gun is simply insufficient, armor is good, mobility is good, gun a shit.
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>>35535561
I think this one about 'recharging' witches' stamina with energy drink.

>>35535574
On what?
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>>35535613
She wants the Dedicated friend, confidante and senior who looks out for her like a bro
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>>35535584
>Don't let the sherks get to her.
>not wanting lewd Wendy
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>>35535584
I don't know on one side she knows the basics on the other side men and woman treat her like shit except Frank and spellcaster?

So she wants to make Frank (and spellcaster happy)

>>35535617
I meant the the tank with the multiiturret
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>>35535642
You're probably the only one with the license to lewd Spellcaster boss.
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>>35535630

Actually, yeah. To a large extent, sex and a boyfriend and all that isn't real high on her to-do list, what with the war and all. She's gone from being barely above the stuff that pond scum feeds on to being a human surrounded by people who were friendly to her, and then from that to a valued member of a combat unit. She's slightly overwhelmed by it all, but she plans to return everything she's getting with interest.
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>>35535659
>license to lewd

I am not James Bond.
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>>35535644

Oh.

Well, yeah then.
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>>35535613
I just imagine her reading cheesy romance novels (not the lewd ones Ice reads) like something like written by Charlie St.Cloud or something (I forgot his name)

Daydreams of a dashing guy sweeping her off her feet and making her life better.

Ends up thinking of Frank proceeds to smother herself with a pillow.
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>>35535671
>she plans to return everything she's getting with interest
Wendy confirmed for upgunning Spellcaster's armory

Man I wish I had a friend like Wendy IRL.

>>35535689
>What shall it be, Sir Bishop?
>Just some dry martini, bartender, shaken, not stirred
>Ice Katya and Sloidah resting comfortably on his lap
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>>35535623
>On what?
Everything. Blow off tracks, kill crew, and circle strafe with our newfound 37 powers.
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>>35535703
>Wendy reading Dear John, the Notebook
She should read some Haruki Murakami then.
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>>35535717
I'm not sure if Frank as an airstrip large enough for three witces.
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>>35535703
Man, imagine if she gets all weird and confronts Frank with these feelings?

I'd like to think they'd sit on a porch or something, watching the sun set while Frank tries his best to give her some advice about relationships and shit.

Cue Full House Theme and a family hug.
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>>35535739
Healwitch means they can take turns.
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>>35535748
>family hug
Thank you man. Now I have the Okazaki family in my head.
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>>35535717
How many spin-offs are we going to think up and then let die?

Frank-Bond
Frank-Noir
Apocalypse Ice/ Heart of Ice
Katya's Love and War
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>>35535768
Dango My Nigga
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>>35535768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNh1jPR9nu4
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>>35535748
Strangely enough, I can't picture lewds for her (I could but it will be forced) but I just picture Fluff romance for Wendy.
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>>35535774
>Live and Let Die
>Film about voodoo crime lords and Baron Samedi vs James Bond

Wow, that actually works man!

>>35535794
Try Eminem Dango man. Even more heartwrenching.
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>>35535821
>I wish Frank Senpai will notice me!
>Suddenly School Days
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>>35535821
> I can't picture lewds for her
I can.
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>>35535671
Next Christmas we will give her the entire series of Doctor Who.

Or when is her Birthday!
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>>35535821
Are you possibly talking about consensual sex in the missionary position in a darkened room for the purposes of procreation?

Because that would be ultra lewd.
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>>35535863
Not just that man.

Give her full access to whip out her own guns. Let her run wild with the armory.
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>>35535869
I may be a sexual deviant, but that goes too far.
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>>35535855
Your terrible.

Makoto was a dick Frank has natural swag

>>35535860
I mean I could but I imagine just regular fluff romance like non-lewd shoujo manga or something as something more fitting
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>>35535799
>>35535794
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSkocU5YsHU
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>>35535824
>Try Eminem Dango man.
Well now I have to listen to it, again. Thanks anon.
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>>35535884

Okay, what if you replace the darkened lights with flashing strobe lights. Everything else remains the same.
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>>35535881
Of course, we must give her lots of gifts since I'm sure she had not very happy borthdays/


>Imagine her singing Happy Birthday to herself with only a froasted cupcake with a single candle lit in a dark room all alone
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>>35535903
That's how it is in /tg/ man. United in common suffering! and hnnggs too

>>35535898
>shoujo manga or something as something more fitting
>Wendy Maloney in a Tokimeki Memorial spinoff
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>>35535924
>>Imagine her singing Happy Birthday to herself with only a froasted cupcake with a single candle lit in a dark room all alone
Why you gotta make me sad like that man.

Here have some Satori family pic to get rid of the sadness.
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We must have Birthday thread for Wendy now.

What are the birthdays of Spellcaster?
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>>35535992
Yeah, let's.

This also needs drawfag support.
Maybe even bring back that old burger joint from the Top Gun threads!
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>>35535952
For there to be light, there must be darkness, friend. While then she was sad, just look at where she's at now.

And now imagine all the other lonely, sad children who didn't have a magical friend to whisk them away from their sadness. Imagine their hope. Will you be a big-brother, anon? Will you help them?
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>>35535671
Ghost, what did we do with the loot we found in Barin with Mav? and when the moonshine?
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>>35536020
>Will you be a big-brother, anon?
>"My bro is dead. He's gone! But he's right there on my back, and here in my heart! He lives on as a part of me!
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>>35536037
Abandoned and left to be found by the MC of Strikers 2034
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>>35535924

Don't get it too twisted, she was a fairly regular kid right up till she hit the academy. She made herself a promise her first year that, no matter what, she wouldn't quit.

Her resolve was severely tested, but she never did quit, eventually able to deliver perfection on demand.

But, from the age of 10 (When she hit the academy) up till Frank meeting her, yeah, shit was pretty miserable.
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>>35536072
Along with Sharkplane, Ian's armor, Hellcow's shrine...
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>>35536097
There's something telling when a person goes through the kind of hell she experienced but she didn't go the deep end because of it. That kind of resolve is the resolve that can drive humanity to achieve far more; to transcend borders, race, adversity.
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>>35536037
I presume Rosalie took the wine and drank half of it and pawned the other half off to pay for a luxurious honeymoon. And I can only hope Ghost gives us a thread to chill with our bff witch Mav and help her build a still into the moonbat. Flying stealth distillery, anyone?
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>>35536097
I had a feeling it was like that, the dark room with only a cupcake is from age 10 to 17.

Almost half her life in shitty birthdays.

I imagine her preparing for such an occasion (preparing a cupcake, candle, and ha for herself) before walking into the room to be surprised by Spellcaser throwing her a proper birthday surprise.
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>>35536097

wendy is a good girl.

Ahats the UK coven reaction to wendy being placed with us and of those in the know, hearing that wendy was covering our six perfectly in that last battle?
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>>35536134
>transcend borders
>Wendy

Does she want a world without borders?
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>>35536149
You put those into crop dusters, actually. Makes dispensing the booze easier.
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>>35536176

The news hasn't broken yet, and may not- NATO doesn't exactly want to advertise that the USSR is sending headhunter teams after Frank.

well, the news hasn't gotten back to them yet, but when it does, either they'll pass it off- "Glad someone can find some use for her" or stiff upper lip it. There may be some efforts to get her returned to the RAF- the matron London did exert a lot of pressure to have them transfer her, they wanted to put one of their best in with VF-3, not some outcast that no one wanted.
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>>35536176
>UK biatches gnawing at their teeth for losing a vital asset

>>35536168
Somebody treat her to that MASSIVE CHOCOLATE CAKE back home

>>35536183
>It may be true that the world has no need of borders. But would getting rid of them really change anything? The world won't change for the better unless we trust people. Trust is vital in a peaceful world. But that will never happen. I'm still on the battlefield. Right now I'm near a border. I want to see for myself what borders really mean and what their volition really is. I may not find what I'm looking for, but I still want to try. Anyway, that's what I've come to believe, and I think that's enough.
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>>35536097
Did she just turn 17 in 1990? or will she turn 18 this year?

Also what are the birthdays for spellcaster?

Also what is the height chart for Spellcaster?

I mean Merlin is only a couple years younger then Ice and Slider but we can piggy back her?
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>>35536176
I would pay cash money to hear their reaction or to see their faces when they get the news.
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>>35536258
>see their faces when they get the news
See last box of this pic.
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>>35536248
>they wanted to put one of their best in with VF-3, not some outcast that no one wanted.

Who is their 'best'? Please don't tell me its that one witch Ice almost picked a fight with?
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>>35536248
>they wanted to put one of their best in with VF-3, not some outcast that no one wanted
Oh that sucks UK Coven, your best isn't BEST ENOUGH
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>>35536258
Wait until she makes ace.
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>>35536294
Mallory, was it? Can't even hold a candle.

>>35536306
>Wait until she makes ace.
>mfw
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>>35536248
>the matron London did exert a lot of pressure to have them transfer her, they wanted to put one of their best in with VF-3, not some outcast that no one wanted.

next news conference we loudly declare our appreciation to the RAF for detaching one of their best to us.
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>>35536322
>Post Warsaw presscon
>We really appreciate the efforts of the UK coven on this push. If it wasn't for them lending us Leftenant Maloney here, we would have taken more casualties.

>UK coven witches wear plastic smiles with veins coming out of their foreheads
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>>35536248
Those bitches deserve a cunt kicking for this. Really, they let an absurdly powerful and talented witch go without a thought because her granddaddy was a bit of a dick. Wendy could have been one of the most valuable front line asset to British forces on the front, and she gets sidelined because appearently the sparkly brass in the UK can behave like a nasty clique of high school girls.

I mean, what the fuck?

This mindset is directly harmful to combat capacity of the nation.
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>>35536254

She'll be 18 this year. Born in '72

Merlin's also pretty small, overall- short and light.

>>35536294

Nah, it's not Leigh-Mallory
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>>35536349

Exactly. The hate from them that they're unable to express will be amazing.
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>>35536368
And sadly par for the course for one or more sides in almost any given war you'd care to mention.
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>>35536382
Birthday thread?

Ice mentions to Frank that Wendy's bithday is coming up due to reading her file and they scramble to get it ready. Wendy doesn't suspect a thing since she doesn't celebrate it ever since she went to the academy.

Also who is the UK's best witch? if they had the power to choose who to join VF-3?
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>>35536384
And then Frank turns to them, looking away from the camera, and gestures like this
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>>35536431
Wendy is best Brit witch, no exceptions
>Wendy's Birthday thread
Just don't serve pineapple salad and we'll be fine
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>>35536384
And it will be amazing. Pic related.

>>35536393
Shit, all the bitching I've heard from folks in the armed services about the brass would make so much sense if they were even a 1/4 as bad as that Leigh-Mallory.
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>>35536465
What does the UK coven thinks is the best?

Also newspaper when?
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>>35536467
>>35536441
>>35536349
>at the Presscon Ice be like
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>>35536382
Wendy kept up with us during the dogfight, how many brit witches can do that?
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>>35536467
That's why their are few truly universally revered leaders in the army of any nation or time period. Because most of them are just average dudes with a bit more power and all the bad things of any other person. It takes a truly special commander to use everything at your disposal despite all odds.
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>>35536482
I wonder if we can grab a copy of that paper.

>UK coven thinks is the best
hmm...
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>>35536384
>Fronk:... but Wendy was on my wing, so I knew it would be alright.
>Reporter:Wendy?
>Fronk: Leftenant Wendy Maloney. She's been great. I can understand why the RAF were so reluctant to let us take her.
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>>35536518
It would be a double burn if the reporter happens to be with the BBC.
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>>35536500

Hardly any- hardly any of the spellcaster witches could have glued to you like that, most of them would have separated off to engage independently. Wendy didn't stick with you perfectly, but, to be fair to Wendy, the only witches capable of doing that are Konstantina and Natalya.

Of the ones you know, maybe Mav could do it- she's known you long enough, and possibly Katya, because of her having more experience than most of the rest.
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>>35536513
Few indeed.

>You are now imagining the drive to moscow being led by the combined might of Patton, Rommel, and Fronk
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>>35536550
Wendy further confirmed to be best Brit witch
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>>35536550
So, Wendy is only behind two supersoldiers, one of whom can literally bend or break the laws of physics. Good to know.

GODDAM STUPID BRITS!!!!!

Holy fuck.
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>>35536487
>Fronks face at the presscon
>Goes on and on singing praise for Wendy, and his gratitude to the RAF for lending her.
>Keeps it up until Leigh-Mallory walks out, blood vessels on verge of popping like balloons.

Frank really could stand to learn a thing or two about the art of trolling one's enemies.
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>>35536550

how would ice or slider have fared if they were on our wing
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>>35536598
I'd wager not as well, but they're used to working as each other's wingwitches. Nowhere near as much experience in operating up close with a Steelwing. I'd wager that's Wendy's real talent- adaptability.
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>>35536591
Hell, imagine if it was KITTY she managed to impressed. She'd kept her father's troll skillz.
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>>35536550
Can we do the parasite witch thing the Russians did?
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>>35536626
That, and her training-and-experience-based knowledge of intricate firearms development.
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>>35536646
Granted.
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>>35536550
So essentially any of the Uk's "best" would have left Frank to die because they couldn't keep up.

Ao only Mav, Katya and the Super Witches can only keep up.

UK lost a pearl
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>>35536591
>Leigh-Mallory decided to settle this.
>With her witch Posse 'ambush' Fronk and Wendy in guise of training.
>Fronk be like, 'Wendy, i got your six. You are flight lead now'
>Wendy bounces Leigh-Mallory and all of her posse while Fronk just watching from sideline.
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>>35536550
She doesn't even have a pair of Wyvern strikers yet!
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>>35536641
Why do I get the feeling that that's what Brigitte will want us to do to get her where she wants to go?
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>>35536659
>UK lost a pearl
That has the cost of twelve pearls

>>35536662
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>>35536666
...This needs to be amended, gentlemen. Wyverns for Wendy. Best bash brother (Sister?)
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>>35536679
Can we give Wendy FALKENs please let's give her FALKENS
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>>35536666
She's in Tornados.

Motherfucking Tornados.

And she kept up with a goddamn superfighter in them, while being attacked by multiple other superfighters and witches.
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>>35536679
I vote for a modernized TSR.2
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>>35536708
hmm.
If we want to give her Wyvern she might need some acclimatisation period. Not that i opposed to give her better equipment.
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>>35536708
>She's in Tornados.
>Motherfucking Tornados.
Frank's waifu acquired. All other witches need not apply. You may commence with the romancing, ghost.
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>>35536550
Will she be able to keep up if we gave her better strikers?
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>>35536729
>TSR.2

Come on man give the Reds a fighting chance
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>>35536736
Her acclimation period is five minutes with a slight headache. FIVE MINUTES.
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>>35536736
Wendy doesn't get acclimatization sickness, so it'd just be getting used to the new capabilities.
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>>35536708
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panavia_Tornado

>BAE Systems developed the Tornado Advanced Radar Display Information System (TARDIS), a 32.5-centimetre (12.8 in) multi-function display, to replace the rear cockpit's Combined Radar and Projected Map Display; the RAF began installing TARDIS on the GR4 fleet in 2004.

Well, it's nice to see the Brits have a sense of humour sometimes.
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>>35536755
>>35536761
Okay, i forget that.

Do we have something other in same league with Wyvern now?
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>>35536708
Think about what she pulled off for a moment
>Flies tornadoes
>Armed with an L85
>First time it combat
>Pulls of what is impossible for all but MAYBE 3 witches on the planet.
>FIRST TIME IN COMBAT IN HER LIFE

Wendy is rapidly approaching Konstantina levels of getting-shit-done combat ability.
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>>35536764
>Tornado Advanced Radar Display Information System (TARDIS)

Clever. Quite as clever as the COLBERT treadmill on the ISS, I must say.
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>>35536788
>Wendy's face when
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>>35536748

Probably.

Don't forget that Wendy's biggest advantage is that she's kept test-perfect on almost every single skill a modern strike witch is expected to posses because she had no other option. that fight was literally her first taste of live combat- whereas Ice or Slider, say, could have split off and engaged independantly (possibly resulting in you shooting down more of the fighters) Wendy didn't know what to do, so she did what the book said- stuck with her wing lead and protected him.

Of course, there's also that pesky attachment of hers to her equipment, even when you guys have access to much, much better.
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>>35536788
I'd like to think Wendy is the one ironed out the fault of that sorry excuse of rifle and sold the details to H&K after war and get rich later
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>>35536831
>there's also that pesky attachment of hers to her equipment
She got a nick for her strikers though? We know Tessa already, but her Tornadoes...
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Merlin is getting ready to snap. She needs to be dealt with.
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>>35536831
>Of course, there's also that pesky attachment of hers to her equipment, even when you guys have access to much, much better.

we can rebuild them better.

Tornados. With Super Striker inards.

Imagine the shit of the russian faces when what appears to be a tornado witch starts flying circles around their vampires.
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>>35536839
Were gutted by 'spiteful cunts' in Sir Bishops own words and extensively replaced with whatever Kenji could get his hands on. Unlike her rifle, she hardly ever used them, as said cunts blocked her attempts to get airborne most of the time. She never got attached to them like Tessa.
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>>35536831
She netted us 4 witches and a Vampire, I say for her first sortie she did more then enough.

>Of course, there's also that pesky attachment of hers to her equipment, even when you guys have access to much, much better.

I know her rifle is a bit outdated what is wrong with it though? Didn't she updated her gun?

As for her tornados. She'll grow out of it?
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>>35536869
She is? How can you tell?

>>35536895
Kenji already has, actually.
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>>35536918
Did you see the look she gave us when we sat down?
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>>35536924
She was cold. She was just outside with no pants on. Frank's legs were serving as leg warmers. He moved them off to look at Wendy.

You're reading too much into it.
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>>35536869
No need for paranoia man.

>>35536902
>Inb4 she starts calling her strikers Tweedledee and Tweedledum
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>Giving her Wyverns

Nah

Nah bro

We giver her a set of Merlin-Special super-mega hammerspace strikers.
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>>35536970
Smalltime.

We give her X-9 Ghost strikers.

With interfacing capabilities for Camilla drones.
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>>35536937
>>35536961

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>>35534767
>You shoot a glance at your little RIO, who just pulls up a blanket and looks at you blankly.
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>>35537003
I dunno man. I think she's just brain-tired or something.

If we do something about it, it might cause more trouble than it's worth.
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So...uh...how long before we can pet Wendy?
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>>35537071
Rather than doing anything let's just make sure to carry a gun at all times.
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>>35537089
>petting
>Implying hugs Fronk have given her are not enough

>>35537003
>>35537071
Also, considering Merlin's condition in that way is a minefield. You trip the wrong way, you do more damage.
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>>35537094
Indeed. Taking the white knight act to merlin will cause more mental breakdowns than we can count.
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>>35537104
I'm imagining Frank's hugs were bro-grabs. Head pats are entirely different.
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>>35537089
Wendy is still getting used to being treated like a human being, much less a wanted and cared for member of a group. It might break her.
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>>35537137
Well, I dunno.
I think Wendy is in the same mindset as, say the Big Triumvirate of Spellcaster, who don't really need the headpats the way Konnie or Merlin would.

A heartfelt hug is enough for me.



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