>>35508716
>ORAORAORAORAORAORAOROAROAORAORAORA BILL KELSO TECHNIQUE
HAHAHAHAHA BEST TIME OF THE DAY.

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>>35508716
>ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

>>35508716
>ORAORAORAORAORAORAOROAROAORAORAORA BILL KELSO TECHNIQUE

>>35508716
>ORAORAORAORAORAORAOROAROAORAORAORA

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>ORAORAORAORAORAORAOROAROAORAORAORA BILL KELSO TECHNIQUE

The only worthwhile defense is a full offense!

>>35508716
>>RUN LIKE A BITCH

Sanya's not here anymore. Our only shield is our asscheeks.

>>35508716
>>SHIELD YOUR DICK!
>>RUN LIKE A BITCH

>>35508716
>RUN LIKE A BITCH
Run like the bitch you are.

>>35508716
>ORAORAORAORAORAORAOROAROAORAORAORA BILL KELSO TECHNIQUE

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>>35508716
>SHIELD YOUR DICK!

>>35508716

>ORAORAORAORAORAORAOROAROAORAORAORA BILL KELSO TECHNIQUE

>>35508716
> ORAORAORAORAORAORAOROAROAORAORAORA

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>>35508716
>>ORAORAORAORAORAORAOROAROAORAORAORA BILL KELSO TECHNIQUE

>>35508716
Hug Luchinni and thank her for taking down the guy who hurt Sanya.

>>35508716
>>ORAORAORAORAORAORAOROAROAORAORAORA BILL KELSO TECHNIQUE

TIME FOR A BAD GIRL TO GET PUNISHED

>>35508925
Acquire more little sisters

we must break russian man!

>>35508951
It'll also thoroughly confuse her.

>>35508716
ORAORAORAORAORA
Be careful! Lucchini might know how to use the ripple

>>35508951
Of Course, that's always plan No. 1

>>35508951
We already have like, 3 imoutos. Isn't that enough?

>>35508925
+1

BE INSANE.

BE EFFICIENT.

HAVE A PLAN TO BOUNCE ANYONE YOU MEET.

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>>35509025
...no you fucker!

>>35509037
It is never enough!

>>35508925

Second.

>>35508925
Changing vote to this.

>>35508925
>Hug Luchinni and thank her for taking down the guy who hurt Sanya.

And then Hogtie the fucker and kick him in the ribs while he is down

>>35509066
but who are the pillar witches?

also AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

>>35508716
>>ORAORAORAORAORAORAOROAROAORAORAORA BILL KELSO TECHNIQUE

>>35509082
But what about the onee-sans? We don't even have a single one!

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You stare down the wild and ferocious EYE-TALIAN as she swings her revolver, the dreaded Ball Buster, to bear. She took you by surprise the first time, but she is but a greaseball before the furious blowtorch of American wrath. Your aggrieved nuts cry out for vengeance, and vengeance they shall have. You lunge forward, your arms already flailing madly as you unleash your most devastating CQB technique for a second time; the flurry of mad blows that batters down all resistance.

Then she shoots you in the hip.

“WRRYYYYYYY” you squeal in agony as your headlong charge is twisted sideways into a kind of shoulder-tackle flop. Luuchini nimbly leaps over you as you crash to the floor next to the nut-busted Red. By the time you lurch to your feet, murder in your eyes, she's already landed on your back. You feel the sole of a light shoe baffing your skull ineffectually.

“ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAOROA-”

You pitch forward as violently as possible, bending at the waist. She squeals as her striped ass goes flying over your head – and then something that feels like a bomb made of blow driers goes off under your ass; a titanic WHUMP! of hot air that leaves odd electric tingles zapping their way through your body. The world spins, and you end flat on your face with Luuchini sitting on your back shouting about cowboys.

From your vantage point on the floor, you see a long shadow with fantastic legs appear at the door.

“... what?” Minna asks numbly.

>what is your most pressing concern right now?
>SECURE THE EVIL ROOSKIE, HE TRIED TO MURDERIZE ME
>THE ZUUCHINI IS INSANE, ROBUST HE
>ZUUCHINI IS KILL-STEALING, I CAUGHT THE ROOSKIE!

>>35508716
>>SHIELD YOUR DICK!

>>35509147
>>SECURE THE EVIL ROOSKIE, HE TRIED TO MURDERIZE ME

>>35509147
>SECURE THE EVIL ROOSKIE, HE TRIED TO MURDERIZE ME

>>35509147
>>SECURE THE EVIL ROOSKIE, HE TRIED TO MURDERIZE ME
>ZUUCHINI IS KILL-STEALING, I CAUGHT THE ROOSKIE!

>>35509147
>ZUUCHINI IS KILL-STEALING, I CAUGHT THE ROOSKIE!

>>35509147
>>ZUUCHINI IS KILL-STEALING, I CAUGHT THE ROOSKIE!

>>35509147
>>SECURE THE EVIL ROOSKIE, HE TRIED TO MURDERIZE ME
>>THE ZUUCHINI IS INSANE, ROBUST HE
>>ZUUCHINI IS KILL-STEALING, I CAUGHT THE ROOSKIE!
Holy hellfire what the fuck are we doing.

>>35509147
>SECURE THE EVIL ROOSKIE, HE TRIED TO MURDERIZE ME

GET THAT RED COMMIE BASTARD!

>>35509147
>SECURE THE EVIL ROOSKIE, HE TRIED TO MURDERIZE ME

>>35509147
>SECURE THE EVIL ROOSKIE, HE TRIED TO MURDERIZE ME

>>35509147
>SECURE THE EVIL ROOSKIE, HE TRIED TO MURDERIZE ME
>ZUUCHINI IS KILL-STEALING, I CAUGHT THE ROOSKIE!

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>>35509147

>SECURE THE EVIL ROOSKIE, HE TRIED TO MURDERIZE US

>>35509147
>ZUUCHINI IS KILL-STEALING, I CAUGHT THE ROOSKIE!

>>35509147
>>SECURE THE EVIL ROOSKIE, HE TRIED TO MURDERIZE ME

>>35509147
>SECURE THE EVIL ROOSKIE, HE TRIED TO MURDERIZE LITTLE COSSACK

>>35509147
>SECURE THE EVIL ROOSKIE, HE TRIED TO MURDERIZE ME

This seems the most pressing issue right now. We can tell her about Zuuchini's bout of insanity in the safety of Minna's office.

>>35509147
>>what is your most pressing concern right now?

So, this quest finally starts up again while I was reading the archive. Yay.
Not gonna stick around in the thread, but I just wanted to ask:
Why didn't we want to "get raped in the shower", again?

>SECURE THE EVIL ROOSKIE, HE TRIED TO MURDERIZE ME

>>35509214
>>35509147
>>SECURE THE EVIL ROOSKIE, HE TRIED TO MURDERIZE LITTLE COSSACK

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>>35509147
>SECURE THE EVIL ROOSKIE, HE TRIED TO MURDERIZE US
If only we had best waifu to support us..

>>35509222
I'm around thread 20, for reference

>>35509222
because we are awesome enough that we deserve to be wined and dined, not taken like a cheap slut in a back alley.

>>35509147
>SECURE THE EVIL ROOSKIE, HE TRIED TO MURDERIZE SANYA!

>>35509147
>>SECURE THE EVIL ROOSKIE, HE TRIED TO MURDERIZE ME
Also Delegate and get some other witch to grab sanya to you knoe prevent assassin buddies from finishing the job

>>35509222
Because we are as pure as the driven snow.

so calling it now that stalin wants us dead!

>>35509147
>SECURE THE EVIL ROOSKIE, HE TRIED TO MURDERIZE ME

>>35509290
And if you get that reference, then you can feel proud.

>>35509290

Pure badass, you mean.

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>>35509141
Does Minna count as an Onee-san?

>>35509222
Do you want the canon answer, or the real answer?

Canon answer is that Young's self confidence is based entirely on always being in control of the situation. When the girls tried to "bounce" him, hepanicked

Real answer is that we though it'd be funnier to see us run around like a headless chicken. Or at least, that's what I was thinking at the time.

>>35509338
No, we're still older than her. Barely.

>>35509333
In addition to that.

>>35509301
>so calling it now that stalin wants us dead!

No, say it ain't so! Robo-Stalin is a swell guy who would NEVER send assassins to kill us.
>>35509338
Young is older then Minna.

>>35509370
Cyborg loli assasins?

>>35509253

Pretty much this.

Young walked into that shower with his adorable notions of women filling his head; that they were all delicate snowflakes that'd be horrified and scandalized by his entering the bath.

In reality, those "cute girls doing cute things" are actually fighter pilots who don't need no man and give no fucks, and they educated him in the error of his assumptions very, very fast.

>the rape whistle
>it does nothing

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>>35509338
>Does Minna count as an Onee-san?
Cupcake can be your Onee-san.

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>>35509243
>>35509211
Truely the witch we deserve, she saved us from the commies once before, and she can do it again!

>>35509412
na she's the pet!

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>>35509408
It's a security blanket. and dinner bell

>>35509408
>the rape whistle
>it does nothing
Oh god. The flashbacks. I...I need a moment.

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>>35509412
Fuck no. I'm still pissed off about that.

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>SECURE THE EVIL ROOSKIE, HE TRIED TO MURDERIZE ME

>>35509338
incidentally: when did the whole Young thing start?
I never spotted the MC's last name in the threads.

>>35509490
way way later.

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>>35509433
>>35509453
> Not wanting Cupcake-onee-chan.

>>35509490
from the start.....

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>>35509490
Introduction of Robin.

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>>35509508
Yep, cupcake is best.

>>35509534
Is that fan art of her? If not, do we have any?

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>>35509534
WHY DID SHE LIE TO US!!!

>>35509511
No, MC was nearly religiously unnamed for the beginning of the quest, it's only when Robin showed up that we received the last name.

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>>35509549
>>35509550
Pretty sure the art existed before Robin.

>>35509549
>fan art

The only art of her is fan art. She's made up entirely.

>>35509575
Well, not this one obviously. The other one.

>>35509575
>Widow in the background
>existed before Robin

Planefag requested that drawn.

>>35509490
Robin Young is our younger sister, so we just kinda assumed... SPOILER ALERT

>>35509575
Planefag made her up, then his buddy did the art for her.

>>35509575
What the fuck are those strikers supposed to be?

>>35509685
P-38's!

>>35509508
She's a slut, a nazi, and an all around asshole. We're such a fucking whore...

>>35509708
Cockdrinkski

Are any of us still supporting TrudexYoung?

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>>35509708
>a nazi
Ask Planefag for his terribly organized history doc and check the section on how Hitler got killed.

>>35509708
she can also keep up with young

>>35509755
deader then the nazi titanic!

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>>35509755

>>35509755
The time for that fight has long passed.

You know, I cannot for the life of me remember Cupcakeski's real name.

>>35509779
oh I am sure she will find someone nice....BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>35509147
>>SECURE THE EVIL ROOSKIE, HE TRIED TO MURDERIZE ME

>>35509763
He got eaten by Martians at the Eagle's Nest.

That doesn't change that the German Witches were about to revolt, however.

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>>35509796
Waltrude Krupinski

>>35509801
if that fucker has a red yak we steal that shit!

love that one in war thunder....

>>35509799
Set her up with Chuck. They already ship her with Shirley, so why not her brother?

>>35509810
Damke schön.

>two SWQ threads in as many days
A lesser man than I would quote the lyrics to a certain Queen song. You know the one.

>>35509799
She has her imouto, she can just go with a nice pure incest route.

>>35509850
I'M IN LOOVE WITH MY CAAAR

>>35509850
>>35509850
You're my best friend? Don't stop me now? Headlong?

>>35509850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt0V0_1MS0Q

>>35509850
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round?

>>35509850
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go 'round~!

>>35509934
Being the town bicycle!
Yay!

>>35509957
Too slow.

>>35509956
You, I like you.

>>35509850
In the year of '39? She's a killer.....QUUUUEEEEEENN!

>>35509956
>>35509957
>>35509985
>>35509986

You two cut that shit out.

>>35509956
>>35509957
>>35509985
>>35509986
Get a room!

>>35509985
By literally one second.

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>>35509755
That hasn't been a thing for a long, long time.

>>35509763
The nazis still existed, and if we're keeping with idea that that the witches lives reflect their RL counterparts then we should to take into account that Krupinski was fired from the Bundeswehr for making pro-Nazi comments.

>>35510011
The fat-bottomed girls won't fit through the door.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPh8ynbm0Q8

>>35510016
>The nazis still existed

Not anymore they don't. They got Purged with a capital P for trying to fight WW2 during the Martian War.

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You manage to twist one arm out from underneath you and point at the big Russian lying nearby, still wheezing through his tears as he clutches his aggrieved gonads. “THE ROOSKIE! GIT THE ROOSKIE! TRIED TO MURDERIZE!”

Minna just stands there, her mouth hanging open as she tries to process the scene. The Rooskie's hand moves towards his mouth, and you realize he's about to bite down on a cyanide capsule. You need to move fast, need to rip it out of his mouth, but with the goddamned eye-talian sitting on your back, you can only watch helplessly as-

- and Luuchini shoots the Russian in the hand, the wad of wax hitting with enough force to make him slap his own face, sending the little metallic capsule spinning across the floor.

Minna walks over, cracks her knuckles, and picks up Luuchini and the Russian, one in each hand. The faint blue aura of her magic tingles along the hairs of your arms. She looks from Luuchini to the Russian and back again.

“Okay. TALK.”

“HGNHRRRRRRRRRRR” the Rusian opines, his eyes rolling back in his head.

Luuchini thinks about that, and then-

“FUCKBUGGER HAERLARKF-” you scream as another wax bullet hits you in the ass, causing you to flail your way across the floor and behind a crate of 20mm shells. “YOU BISHH,” you snarl through the pain. “YOOOO BEEEEEEEEEESH!” The Russian is groping awkwardly for a pocket.

Minna sighs, her expression becoming very, very annoyed. It's the expression you've seen on the faces of weary NCOs before they beat one shit-talking pilot into the pub's floor with *another* shit-talking pilot. You shrink behind your crate for protection from the shrapnel.

>>35510074
this right here

>>35509147
OH FUCK SHE'S A JOJO
>SECURE THE EVIL ROOSKIE, HE TRIED TO MURDERIZE ME

RUN MINNA, WE WILL HOLD LUCCHINI OFF

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>>35510098

Minna hefts both culprits a little higher, and simply beings shaking them. The Russian's blubbering gains a doppler shift as Minna gives him the worst of it. Luuchini divests a small pile of marbles, jacks, small, shiny rocks, a few small seashells (one of which is still occupied and already making tracks for the far wall) and even a small, empty wooden cage. She retains her revolver until Minna tosses her airborne and catches her by the ankle, upon which a copious amount of makeshift wax-loaded shells and her weapon join the pile.

The Russian, meanwhile, has a steadily-growing pile of wicked-looking hardware building up beneath him. You note a Nagant revolver, a detached silencer for same, a TT-33 Tokarev with a folding forward grip (the machine-pistol he unloaded at you, you presume,) at least six different kinds of knives, a whole spool of wire, pencil fuzes, lumps of what are most certainly not coal and rat shit, and even something that looks like a fucking decoder ring from a – oh, and the crackerjack box it probably came from, too.

“Hmm,” Minna says, studying the pile. Satisfied, she tosses the Russian onto the ground, and turns her attention to the inverted Luuchini.

“Explain.”

Luuchini crosses her arms and glares up at Minna. “Those two douche-sacks were chasing each other around, so I caught them both and punished them to uplifterize the, uh, the trains running on the Facist Ideal!” she exclaims, slapping a fist into her palm. “I caught the Bosshy-visk scum and punished the decadent capitalist pig!”

“BULLSHIT!” you yell, ducking as Luuchini snatches at the floor and sends a heavy marble bouncing off your crate. “THAT WAS MIIIINE!” You sink behind your cover again, glaring over the lip at the Russian. He's found the pin from his grenade and is holding it in his mouth like a knife as he commando-crawls gamely for the shelter of the crates.

>>35510116
god damn this russian.....

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>>35510116

“You,” Minna says harshly to Luuchini. “Just what the hell do you think you're doing, young woman!? Haven't we talked about military discipline before!”

“I QUIT!” Luuchini yowls. You notice her ears and tail have emerged (probably from that magic-blast she used just now) and the long black panther tail is whipping at Minna's face in a rage. “I'm gonna found a revolutionary group to defend Italian virility!”

Minna's severe expression twitches just enough for you to notice. “Don't you mean virginity?”

Luuchini swings at Minna's shins with both fists, but falls a few inches short. “ITS NOT ALL ABOUT THE FLEEPIN OLIVE OIL YOU DAMNED OCTOBERFESTING HORN-BLOWING GUTEN-TAGGIN STRUDEL-FACE!”

The Russian has managed to reach the crates. You sidle sideways, reading the stencils on the boxes, looking for something suitable. As the Russian manages to slip between two heavy crates, you pop up behind him with a 37mm cannon shell in both hands.

“CHEEKIBREEKI!” you shout swiftly, bringing the blunt end of the shell down. He finally gives up and passes out.

>>35510074
If you're going to use that argument, than apparently the Nazis never existed since the Nazi high command was purged after WW2. Nazis and Nazism doesn't cease to exist just because Hitler is dead.

>>35510116
USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH

>>35510156
I feel bad for this russian now....

>>35510156
A nu cheeki breeki i v damke!

>>35510156
>“CHEEKIBREEKI!” you shout swiftly, bringing the blunt end of the shell down. He finally gives up and passes out.

Man, it would have been really awkward if the impact had detonated the shell.

>>35510156
>“CHEEKIBREEKI!”
So how many more times can you fit that into the quest?

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>>35510156
>“ITS NOT ALL ABOUT THE FLEEPIN OLIVE OIL YOU DAMNED OCTOBERFESTING HORN-BLOWING GUTEN-TAGGIN STRUDEL-FACE!”
I'm beginning to like her more and more.

>>35510191

He almost hurt Sanya.

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>>35510191

Best be joking, mate. This fellow is getting off light.

>>35510160
No, when I say "purged", I mean Soviet-style. Like, rounded up and shot. The whole puppet Reichstag got hauled off to Dachau, and Heiydrich got hanged with piano wire a la Canaris.

Besides, the witches were notoriously anti-Nazi to the point of almost revolting over the discovery of the Death Camps. The only reason they didn't was because the Martians invaded.

>>35510219
Oh well. We think with our dick and this made us look cool.

>>35510223
Funny, I keep finding more reasons to dislike her.

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>>35510160

Indeed. They're still around; but the hard core of the Party and their supporters keep their fucking heads down and don't talk about it. Once news of the death camps got out - and were confirmed beyond a doubt - their, ah, "political capital" took a nosedive.

But for all that, a great deal of their fall from power was due to the highest-ranking ones - Hitler, Goering, Gobbels - getting their asses wasted by being the colossal brown-nosing back-stabbing pricks they always were when the initial Martian invasion happened. Ernst Udet personally killed Goering when the fat fuck tried to commandeer an evacuation flight for his personal use, for instance.

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>>35510221

Before other characters point out he's like that one retard who's found a new line and can't not use it all the time even when it doesn't apply?

>>35510240
Yeah, Italians have a talent for that.

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>>35510273
>espy

>>35510248
>Udet killed Göring

Udet just went up in approval by a hell of a lot.

we must be a Templar if all these assassins keep coming for us!

>>35510299
Yes, our body is a temple of bounce.
And it's time we go full Jesus on the zuchini and flip her tables for desecrating it.

>>35510223
>>35510240
Funny, I just feel kinda bad for Minna, having to deal with bullshit from above and below on the pecking order.

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>>35510293

>>35510372

I still think we should hug her and thank her for helping us run down the guy who almost hurt Sanya.

The way of the Bounce is not the way of violence, it is the way of the Unexpected.

And she will never see it coming.

>>35510424
Pretty sure they're talking about Zucchini.

>>35510436
Ayep.

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>>35510425
You do know who made that gif, right?

>>35510436
And when she's befuddled, THEN we get her.

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>>35510464
A sentient potato?

>>35510424
Yeah, she shut punt the Traitalian in the floor for her insolence.

>>35510436
You know she'd just punch our balls again.

>>35510474
Steal her panties like in the iron cross episode?

>>35510488

Well, yes. We should probably do it while Minna's still hanging on to her. That limits her offensive options a bit.

>>35510464
Yep. I am fully aware of Null's...proclivities.

>>35510464
Quick, post fapfics

>>35510516
We could turn it into a power bomb, too.
I feel like breaking pasta.

>>35510535
>implying I have time to write

Marching band is pain.

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>>35510581
Stop being a band nerd then.

>>35510532
proctologylivities

>>35510581
Hah!
Try playing in a running band.

>>35510602
Quite.

>>35510581
Then stop tripfagging if you haven't wrote shit.

>>35510581
Tell me I haven't been fapping to a high schooler's fanfics...

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>>35510486
>Hanna-Justinna Marseille
I want it.

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>>35510646
You can't have it.

>>35510645

I find in general that pretending the authors are little girls only serves to enhance the experience.

>>35510598
>implying you can leave band

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Minna finally lowers Luuchini to the floor, where she immediately begins gathering up her treasures, shooting you poisonous glances the whole while. Minna glares at you, her hands on her hips, and gestures at the Russian.

“So, how'd you manage to piss off this guy?”

“Dunno,” you reply. “He threw a grenade into the air-raid trench me and Sanya were in.”

Minna blinks. “Okay, I can see why you were upset, but did you have to-”

“Without the pin.”

All the animation seems to flow out of Minna's face. “What.”

“Sanya put up a shield just in time,” you explain. “And then I ran him-”

“I DID!” Luuchini cries out. “I BURIED 'IM!” she points up at the earthen ceiling of the cellar. “UNDERGROUND!”

“We caught him,” you finish lamely.

Minna pokes you in the forehead, hard enough to rock you back on your heels. “Why didn't you say that first, you – you – you AMERICAN!?”

“BECAUSE OF THE EVIL GREASEBALL'S GAT!” you exclaim, poking an accusatory finger at Luuchini, who just sticks her tongue out at you.

Minna looks down at the unconscious Rooskie, hiding her face from you. “Then lets get this sorted out,” she says quietly.

*****

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>>35510667
?

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>>35510645
What if I told you planefag was 17?

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>>35510693

You emerge from the cellar to find the airstrip in chaos. Men are rushing all over, some with shovels, others with lengths of pierced-steel-planking in teams of two as they hasten to bridge over the larger bomb craters. A few small fires are burning here and there; men with Indian sprayers are hastening towards them. Nobody dares move a motor vehicle until the men with metal detectors have swept the turf for air-dropped mines; a new trick that the Martians learned from allied forces.

“Well,” Minna says, adjusting the unconscious Russian she's slung over one shoulder. “I suppose I will ensure this fellow's properly secured. I'll need to alert the proper authorities, of course.”

You nod. “Want me to keep an eye on 'im? I don't want him to develop a mysterious case of sudden-onset lead poisoning before we can question him.”

“Mmm,” Minna says. “Or you could go find Sanya.”

You blink. “Oh, shit, I forgot about Sanya!”

“I noticed,” Minna says dryly. “Or, you could go take care of THAT.” She points towards the end of the runway, where the D-7 bulldozer Luuchini abandoned with her flying dismount is still roaring away, driving in erratic circles with nobody at the levers as a few men watch disconsolately from a safe distance.


>Find Sanya!
>BULLDOZER WRANGLE!

>>35509772
>>35509779
>>35509787
>>35510016
I feel sad now.

>>35510693
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN

>>35510717
>>Find Sanya!

>>35510717
FUCK. SANYA. FUCK. SHIT. FUCK.

>>35510717
>>Find Sanya!
>>BULLDOZER WRANGLE!
BOTH

>>35510707
Then we'd have to throw him from the board and ban him till he's 18.

>>35510717
>>Find Sanya!
The dozer ain't our problem.

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>>35510707
I'd feel really fucking old.

>>35510744
THANK. GOD. FOR. PUNCTUATION.

>>35510717
>>Find Sanya!
She needs to know we arent dead also get Luccinni to fix her own mess

>>35510717
>Find Sanya!

>>35510717
>>Find Sanya!

>>35510717
>BULLDOZER WRANGLE!

look we hang out with her all the fucking time! can we please do something else!

>>35510717
Find Sanya!
Let some MP take care of the Dozer

>>35510717
>BULLDOZER WRANGLE!

>>35510717
>>BULLDOZER WRANGLE!
Technically, we at least share some of the blame for its madness. Sorta.

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>>35510663
I know.

And it makes me sad.

>>35510717
>>BULLDOZER WRANGLE!
SHITSHITSHITSHIT

>>35510717
>>Find Sanya!
>Bulldozer wrangling
NOPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KvxOuC7Bhc

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>>35510717
>>Find Sanya!

>>35510717
>Find Sanya!

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>>35510717
>Find Sanya!

>>35510717
>BULLDOZER WRANGLE!
we must fix this with gnome!

>>35510645
I cannon tell a lie...Senior

>>35510717
>>BULLDOZER WRANGLE!

>>35510717
>BULLDOZER WRANGLE!

>>35510717
>>Find Sanya!
Let's leave the dangerous work to those gifted with supernatural flying capabilities.

>>35510829
Then stop tripfagging.

>>35510717
>BULLDOZER WRANGLE!

>>35510842
like young?

>>35510717
>Find Sanya!
The bulldozer wasn't OUR fault. Probably.

>>35510858
No, those flying WITHOUT plane.

>>35510717
>BULLDOZER WRANGLE!

>>35510717
>Find Sanya!

>>35510717
>Find Sanya!

>>35510879
Do you remember the parachute episode? I do.

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>>35510829
I need to rethink my life

>>35510717
>Find Sanya!

What if he isnt the only assassin?

>>35510717
>BULLDOZER WRANGLE!

>>35510989
we were the target not her...

>>35511028
we think.

>>35511028
1. we dont know that for sure
2. he was indiscriminate as FUCK so if he has any compatriots that doesnt exactly bode well

better safe than sorry.

>>35511069
we were nearly shot in the back before by a different assassin

>>35510717
>>Find Sanya!
Why the hell should we care about the dozer? It's not our fault it's there like that, it has no relevance to anything we're personally concerned with, and dozer wrangling is in no way part of our job duties.

>>35511078
>>35511069
They've tried this shit before.

>>35511069
>>35511078
did you forget about the first assassin?

>>35511084
>>35511110
and? just because one assassin targets us does not mean every one does.

>>35510717
>>Find Sanya!

>>35511147
why would the Russians target there own witches please fill us in

>>35511147
And? Someone obviously has attempted to kill us once, obviously failed, so it's more likely they're trying to finish the job.

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Calling it for "Find Sanya." Writing!

>>35511189
>there

Listen, I'm not what you'd call "good at not fucking up spelling and grammar" but goddamn

>>35511189
>Why would the Russians ever purge/assasinate their own people
>Ever
>why

>>35511265
Usually for some reason. Like cowardice. So far we've seen no evidence of Sanya being on Russia's shitlist. Young, however, is one -someone's- shitlist. The probabilities lean to one side, mate. sure there's a 'possibility' but it doesn't make any sense.

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>>35510701
I blame deculture.

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We really need to start fucking with our crew's heads before they start entertaining the idea that we might not be orchestrating some grand campaign of shenaniganry.

>>35511354

That is generally a fairly safe bet.

>>35511333
>Implying Stalin had a reason for half his purges

Seriously. If Crazy insane Mechastalin thinks a witch is a threat, he will have a dead witcc.

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>>35511333
Whose shitlist are we on? We've been the very soul of tact.

>>35511386
>>35511354
Pretty much.

>>35511398
The Russians, apparently.

Somehow.

>>35511189
>>35511190
>>35511333
because its a fucking association fallacy.

your logic:
A is an assassin that tried to kill Y
B is an assassin that tried to kill Y AND/OR Z
conclusion: B wanted to kill Y

which is based only on the fact that an assassin tried to kill Y before. it is based on nothing else.
and the fact that he threw a grenade which would also have killed Sanya means they obviously have zero concern for her safety, or she could have been the target all along.

>>35510701

Dat Ghost Face

>>35511427
Maybe they think we're trying to subvert Sanya?

>>35511433
Goast is naturally the lewdest.

>>35511398
>Inb4 it's OSS business to keep us in order

>>35511486
I... I guess I gotta concur.

>>35511486
Ghost has not requested fapfics of his rivals yet. Planefag is the lewdest.

>>35511486
>>35511503
Nope. Inquis.

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>>35511544
Wait what?

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>>35511555
>>35511544
>>35511486

>>35511555
Gotta agree there, Arwen-chan is a bondage loving titty elf who just can't get enough, Planefag and Ghost are nothing in comparison.

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You eyeball the ferocious killdozer charging and lunging through the field at random, and feel a pang of longing in your heart. Your Machine Affinity would work splendidly at wrangling that beast... but in the end, its just a diversion from having to face the Adorable Cossack once more, and delve deep into the land of ~emotions~ again.

Man, fuck emotions. Why are girls always having issues with their emotions? You just get drunk. Hell, Sanya's a RUSSIAN. What's her excuse!? Speaking of-

“Minna?” you ask. “Didn't you peg this asshole as fishy when you turned him over and dumped out a small armory?”

Minna slides you an amused smirk. “Is Sanya the only Russian you have ever met?”

“Yeah.”

“Then suffice to say your impressions have been... skewed.” She points out a distant Quonset hut, sitting near the opposite end of the airstrip. “Sanya's in that one, by the way.” She taps her head and winks – her magical ability, of course, keeping tabs on everyone. “Keep her with you, would you? You seem to have the magic touch with her.”

“Eh,” you say. “I've got a little sister, that's all.”

“Mmmhmm,” Minna almost purrs. She swats Luuchini on the rear, causing her to jump. “You. Go pick up your toys.” She points at the bulldozer, sending the spritely Italian bounding away towards the renegade machine. You decide to get the hell out of sight before the girl regains the controls again.

>>35511580
>bondage loving titty elf
Now I have pictures of that h-OAV about a... bondage-loving titty elf... warrior thingamajig.

>Where's the brain bleach

>>35511573
I'm not fighting, I love every one of you.

>>35511544
>Ghost has not requested fapfics of his rivals yet. Planefag is the lewdest.

b-but I n-never-

What makes ME lewd!? I've never even written a lewdfic!

>>35511602
>Dat Satori pout

Why you gotta kill me with the moe this early in the night boss

>>35511631
You are now reminded of a wizard is you.

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>>35511580
>>35511607
>>35511555
I hate all of you.

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>>35511602
>“Mmmhmm,” Minna almost purrs.
OH GOD SHE WAS WATCHING THE ENTIRE TIME WITH HER GOD DAMN WITCHY POWERS

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>>35511624
>We're in the closet...
>>35511614
pic related

>>35511428
Or it could have been aimed at us. i'm just saying the probabilities of someone out there wanting to send another assassin after us is more likely of an outcome, since the previous assassin failed. I'm not discounting other possibilities, just saying that the probabilities of it being associated are higher.

>>35511624
We are still waiting on that one for AWiY, by the way.

>>35511649
>Inb4 "discipline" lessons

>>35511646
Tis alright mate!

>>35511642
Meanwhile, in a certain closed-off dimension...
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNBLv5iGXUw

>>35511624
do i have to pull out the picture of
>AND THEY FUCKED
for you?

>>35511701
Do it.

>>35511685
>implying

we just proved ourselves good at childraising

she wants the chilluns

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>>35511726

>>35511729
>we just proved ourselves good at childraising

Well that explains Kitty so very much.

>>35511729
She wants to wife us.

>>35511765
>She wants to wife us.
Dammit Laura Bodewig don't give her ideas

>>35511765
She wants the Dedicated husband and father

>>35511685
No, this is currently happening in Gensokyo...
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxxyRNNspLE

>>35511746
Still the best.

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>>35511602
You take your sweet time strolling down the side of the grass runway, which escaped the bombardment mostly intact. The raid seems to have been a harassing strike; fast in and faster out, without much in the way of precise aim or heavy ordinance. A stray bomb did crater the runway, but men have already covered it over with lengths of pierced steel planking, which will have to suffice till the bulldozer's recaptured – or reclaimed, for that matter. In the distance you can hear Luuchini whooping like a cowboy on a bucking bronco. The scrambled fighters soon begin landing again, all of them with the tape blasted away from their gun-ports. A few of the Russians wave at you from their open cockpits as they taxi back to their revetments. When you hold up an open palm in silent query, a few of them excitedly pump their fists and grin at you – apparently some of them scored kills up in that soup.

You stop by the revetment you parked your Widow in, your stomach sinking steadily until you get a good look and confirm she escaped the raid unscathed. You give her a walk-around until your paternal instincts are satisfied, then open up a hatch and retrieve something that might come in handy.

>Emergency booze. For the distraught Sanyan, of course.
>Some heavier firepower. God knows what other assassins await you out here.
>A signaling device, just in case you need help again.
>Other?


>Write-ins encouraged; I love to see what you guys come up with.

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>>35511649

And Young doesn't have a fucking clue yet, either.

>>35511847
Gasoline to burn things down in a fit of insanity.

>>35511847
>>Other?
The pair of minna's panties under the seat

>>35511847
>Emergency booze. For the distraught Sanyan, of course.

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>>35511847
>Some heavier firepower. God knows what other assassins await you out here.
And a Teddy bear. Russian girls love those things.

>>35511847
>>Other?
A good piece of sweet, sweet chocolate. Chocolate never hurt anybody, I guarantee.

>>35511847
>>Emergency booze. For the distraught Sanyan, of course.
>>Some heavier firepower. God knows what other assassins await you out here.
>>A signaling device, just in case you need help again.
We are a man, thus we wear PANTS, thus we have pockets

>>35511847
>Emergency booze. For the distraught Sanyan, of course.

Need to get our priorities straight!

>>35511887
This.

>>35511847
Oh god, decisions, decisions...
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SI9G_TgNFA

>>35511886
In with this. Red Cross chocolate.

>>35511847
>Emergency booze. For the distraught Sanyan, of course.
>Some heavier firepower. God knows what other assassins await you out here.

>>35511847
Seconding >>35511887

>>35511847
>>A signaling device, just in case you need help again.
> some chocolate
>BOOLETS for our pistols

>>35511847
>Emergency booze. For the distraught Sanyan, of course.
>Some heavier firepower. God knows what other assassins await you out here.

whynotboth.jpg

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>>35511871
I feel like it's been too long since we've trolled Minna. Anyone got ideas?

>>35511847
SCHOKOLADE

>>35511847
>Emergency booze
>A spare jacket for Sanyan

>>35511847
>>Emergency booze. For the distraught Sanyan, of course.
>A stuffed animal, a black cat for Sanya. Dont ask where it came from.
>Some heavier firepower. God knows what other assassins await you out here.

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>>35511912
Have they issued M&M's yet? Let's try those.

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>Playing War Thunder RB, load up Tempest II with 2x1000lb bombs, three second fuse delay.
>Can't aim drops for shit, no way I'm gonna hit that moving tank
>Decide to go skip bombing instead, bounce some light cruisers like a bawss
>Level off at 10m above the waves, hit the bomb release and pull ou-
>Bombs detonate the instant they hit the water and rip the tail off my plane
>mfw
>"Three second fuses? We thought you wanted third second fuses!"

GROUND CREW YOU... YOU... MOTHER FUCKING CHESTERFIELDS

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>>35511930
>>35511950
Yep. 1941
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%26M%27s

>>35511847
>Emergency booze
>Heavier Firepower
>Chocolates/Stuffed Animal/Jacket/Nonalcoholic Comfort Device for Adorable Cossack.

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>>35511865
Which also leads me to question why she wasn't aware someone tried to kill them with a live grenade.

>>35511847
Balloons.

To make Balloon Animals with.

>>35511847
>Emergency booze. For the distraught Sanyan, of course.
>Some heavier firepower. God knows what other assassins await you out here.
>Other?
Chocolate and our jacket

>>35511847
Chocolate sound like the best option.

>>35511979
She senses people, and positions. I think it's a bit vague.

>>35511969
Should've gone with either RAWKETS or FUEL

I kid

>>35511979
probably can only see general stuff about us, like location and possibly health(mental or physical) states.

>>35511847
>BOOZE
>CHOCOLATE

>>35512055
>>35512028

IIRC she senses people's locations and their emotional state.

>>35511847

Chocolate-flavored Booze. For the Sanyans.

...AND EILA.

>>35512080
Godiva!

...is that around in '44?

I wonder if Fap Angel saw the PJ x SW89 comic.

>>35512094
Godiva Chocolate Liqueur?

More Liek Ghostdiva Cholcolate Lewdqueur.

>>35512094
First came in '26, but it might be a premium right now.

>>35511847
>Other?
Check the ammo status of the Nagant we totally swiped.

>>35512094
IIRC it's '43, not '44

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>>35512109
First part here man

Currently reading Thread 21.
How can MC be so fucking stupid...
like seriously, this is just beyond the point of funny.

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>>35512150
He's 20, and he's with the Army Air Forces. It comes with the territory anon.

>>35512150
>How can /tg/ be so fucking stupid...

FTFY

>>35512150
Pilot

>>35512150
Don't underestimate pilots.

>>35512150
Don't worry it gets worst better later on!

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>>35512149
>>35512109
And here's part two

>>35512150
pilot expains everything, and /tg/ piloting a pilot explains everything else.

>>35512150
>shoot pistol at ceiling

>>35512150
Pilot