>Present Time: 8:45 PM
>Hunger Level: 3
>Current Funds: $775

>[ ] Find a window to jump out of.
>[ ] Make a dash for the door.
>[ ] “Help me, Johnny Storm!”
>[ ] Help Tombstone (+1 Karma).
>[ ] Phone the police?
>[ ] Someone has to distract the maniac from all those dudes downstairs (+1 Karma).
>[ ] Write in.

>>35501177

>[ ] Help Tombstone (+1 Karma).
Come on JJ, burning to death is a nasty way to go.

>>35501177
>[ ] Help Tombstone (+1 Karma).

>>35501177
>>[ ] Help Tombstone (+1 Karma).
dont let that guy burn

>>35501177
>[ ] Help Tombstone (+1 Karma).

He could make for a good ally during this fight, too.

>>35501177
>[ ] Someone has to distract the maniac from all those dudes downstairs (+1 Karma).

>>35501177
>[ ] Someone has to distract the maniac from all those dudes downstairs (+1 Karma).

>>35501177
>[ ] Help Tombstone (+1 Karma).
Dude's surrounded by fire, JJ follows the golden rule of "if you want to be pulled out of fires, pull others out of fires too"

>>35501215
>>35501222
>>35501228
>>35501233
>>35501279
>Willpower Check
>DC17
+3 modifier

>>35501156
>[ ] Help Tombstone (+1 Karma).

Petor perker halp

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>35501309

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>35501309
crackbitch

Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>35501309

Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>35501309

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>35501309

>>35501317
So close and yet so far.

>>35501317
>>35501321
>>35501322
>>35501323
>>35501328

Seems the dice gods decree tombstone is going to be a little charred.

>>35501339
Well he's never exactly been pretty anyway.

Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>35501309
Rolling

>>35501386
Lol. the third 13 this roll.

>>35501309
Could we maybe FLY through the fire to get to him?

>>35501156
Just dropping in to say I have yet to read the threads from that time we met Typhon's experiments, and I fully expect you people to have fucked things up and bought shitty powers instead of upgrading our expecting ones, but I refuse to actually take part in such a toxic quest at this point.
It was nice reading the story of JJ so far, thank you for that Crusty, but I can't say that I'm having fun while trying to convince retards what the right option is and being shouted at for it.
Hope you manage to fix this shit in any case, maybe one day I'll come back if things improve.
Yes, I know none of you faggots care about this, no need to express your disinterest, mates,
/blog
I don't fucking know how to sage properly with this extension, so polite sage goes in all fields.

>>35501446
Nope. Failed will.

If his arms in reach we could probably grab and haul. Might cause a bit of bruising. Sure as hell better than getting burnt.

>>35501446
It's mainly the "willingly putting self within sight of fire" that gets JJ

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>>35501479
>such a toxic quest

>>35501509
Sorry, meant to say playerbase, I suppose I should have specified.

>>35501516
>meant to say playerbase,

See >>35501509

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>>35501479
sasuga everone-else-is-idiots brigade

>>35501479
And nothing of value was lost.

>>35501516
Cyclops powers was the last buy. Eye lasers.

>>35501540
Why pay attention to him?
His post translates to:
Likes the QM, not worth reading past that.

>>35501479
>I haven't actually looked at this for a long time, so I'll just assume everything turned to shit without me. Fix the unspecified things I don't know about and I may deign to return someday.
Top kek

>>35501546
Because I was fine with Sonic, eye lasers, sticking to walls, walking through them.

I'm here to have fun and he should know that. His meta-game character powers will never be selected.

He had to abandon this quest because everyone else was having a good time and will continue to do so.

>>35501570
See:
>>35501565
Were on the same page here.

Its not really worthwhile engaging with the individual who posted >>35501479

>>35501317
>16
>you tried

Now seems like about the time to be finding a nice window to catapult yourself through, but you can’t get Tombstone out of your head. If someone doesn’t help him out, the guy’s gonna burn to death. He’s a big guy (really, ridiculously big), but fire doesn’t care how big you are, it just eats and eats and eats, until you have nothing left.

Christ.

Concentrating on being invisible, you crawl over to the prone mafia boss, gritting your teeth and hissing involuntarily as the heat of the fire washes over you. It sputters and flicks its tongues at you, hungry, implacable, nightmarish, its yellows and dim blues seeming to twist in your brain, as though you can feel them already upon your skin, biting into you, turning your flesh to coal.

You hesitate. You can’t do it. You can do it. You can’t. You –

“Oh?” The Goblin has a voice like knives being sharpened. “Didn’t see you there, boy.”

He laughs, a careening sound that goes on and on, and you realize that you’re visible.

“Didn’t know Tombstone had a pet mutant.”

The sound of the glider peaks, and he streaks toward you, laughter tearing from his throat, like something being born.

>[ ] Evade!
>[ ] Defend!
>[ ] Counter-Offensive!
>[ ] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

>>35501532
>>35501540
Please don't respond to trolls. Our colective decision not to talk about this quest in QTG allowed us to avoid the trolls for longer than most quest but they always come.

They always come.

>>35501599
>[ ] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

>>35501599
>[ ] Defend!

Smash the glider with claws and strength.

>>35501599
>[ ] Counter-Offensive!

>[x] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
>[X] AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
IT'S EVERYONE FOR THEMSELVES
RUN, RUN LIKE THE WIND!

>>35501599
>[ ] Counter-Offensive!
Eye blast.

>>35501631
>Eye blast

So we shoot our sunglasses at him?

>>35501565
>long time
>2 threads
>>35501570
By meta.game character powers, you mean upgrading tazerhands and agility/stickiness? Because that's literally all I voted for when I followed this quest.
>healing vitae/druids not the most meta powergaming
But okay, I swear I'll stop bothering you guys if you can go without responding to this post.

>>35501599
>[ ] Counter-Offensive!
>[ ] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

>>35501599
>[ ] Evade!
This is literally the only thing we're good at.

>>35501624
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZwuTo7zKM8&hd=1
How could he see us? We are invisible to infrared if I recall correctly.

>>35501599
>[ ] Evade!
>[ ] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
>[ ] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah shit Goblin aaaaaaaaaah!!!!
JJ is good at dodging, and he really doesn't have a need to be brave. Time for panic.

>>35501643
Sunglasses followed by a blue beam punch that should at least get his eyes off of us.

>>35501663
We popped out of invis when we got blasted by his bomb.

>>35501663
Panic from the fire. We probably zoned out and lost our invisibility.

>>35501663
The fire spooked JJ into visibility

>>35501649
>>35501631
>>35501623
>Combat Check
>DC15
>+1 modifier

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35501740

Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>35501740
Rolling

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35501740

Rolled 12 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>35501740

Rolled 11 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>35501740

Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>35501740

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>>35501751

Fuck yeah.

>>35501751
Nice

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rekt

>>35501679
>>35501680
>>35501686
Shadow Field was apparently not just a "shitty stopgap". I for one am happy right now.

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Remember Willem Dafoe has:

Strength 3
>Stronger than JJ and spiderman but not strong enough to put him at level 4
Agility 4
Senses 1
>Not including high tech sensors in his glider
Healing 1-3
>Randomly fluctuates

We could take him in a fist fight. But we need to take care of the glider.

>>35501822

I would like to point out that Oscop has crazy amounts of tech. If Goblin finds out we can turn invisible he could outfit his helmet with active sonar that would work just like our echolocation extrapolative. Our invisibility would then be useless.

>>35501822
>Remember Willem Dafoe has:

It's more a fusion between Spectacular Spider-Man''s and Ultimate Spider-Man's Gobby.

>>35501822
Pretty sure spiderman is stronger than the green goblin.

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>>35501751
dat supersoldier serum tho

Just got this mental image of someone watching from outside:
In flys goblin. 3. 2. 1. Out flys goblin. Sans flyer.

>>35501885
yea by a lot

>>35501822
GG is more in the level of Captain America than Spiderman in terms of physique.

>>35501885
I would go and find the post where crusty was talking about the green goblin in his after thread Q&A But I don't feel like it so I'll just call you an idiot.

>>35501882
He is but Crusty was on the fence as to what he actually looked like in normal Osborn mode.

>>35501751
>unnatural 20
>smooth

You should be terrified. You are terrified.

But, beneath the terror, you feel a fever of violence peaking in your stomach, some surge of desperate anger filling you with adrenaline. You’re nobody’s pet.

You plant your feet, ball your fists, and your eyes flare like stars.

You’re not sure exactly what happens next. Everything’s suddenly a shade of blue, and you feel… uncorked. As if all the stress that had been pushing up against the walls of your skull suddenly had somewhere to go, and all that pressure just exploded out through your eyes, reaching out to punish whoever happened to be in front of you.

The Goblin’s expression doesn’t change – it happens too quickly. Something lances out of you, hurling him straight off his glider and into the opposite wall. Just about retaining your wits, you duck under the oncoming gadget, its bladed wingspan slicing a clean, clear outline into the wall behind you.

Your eyes hurt.

>[ ] Escape out the window while he’s down.
>[ ] Leap on him while he’s down.
>[ ] Try to grab Mortimer.
>[ ] Go find Remy.
>[ ] Write in.

>>35501955
>>35501984
Am I the only person that actually reads crusty's posts. Goblin is stronger than Spiderman but has slower reflexes.

>>35502023
>[ ] Go find Remy.

>>35502023
>[ ] Go find Remy.
>[ ] Write in.

Help up Tombstone.

>>35502023
>[ ] Go find Remy.

>>35502023
>[ ] Go find -
>[ ] Nah man, Escape out the window while he’s down.
>[ ] Invisibly, then get somewhere to text Remy where to meet you.

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>>35502023
>>35501928
Glorious!

>>35502023
>[ ] Leap on him while he’s down.
Throw him out the window to buy us sometime to...
>[ ] Go find Remy.

>>35502023
>[ ] Go find Remy.

>>35502023
>>[ ] Leap on him while he’s down.

>>35502093

Seconded

>>35502030
talking comic not quest

>>35502023
>>[ ] Write in.
Wreck his glider

>>35502023
>>[ ] Try to grab Mortimer.
Toad's a slimy little bitch, but we shouldn't leave him to burn.

>>35502023
>>35502127
seconded

>>35502023
Wreck his glider while he's down then gtfo.

>>35502023
>Help tombstone at least put out the fire on top of him

>>35502174

Seconded.

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JJ eye beems while cool is basically just jedi force push. It doesn't do any damage especially to someone like Goblin.

If we knocked him off the glider we should take the opportunity to smash it before Goblin can get it back.

>>35502003
Well, the thing is that in the comics I've read he was physically weaker than spiderman, so it's natural I'd assume him to be at that level, seeing that I clearly missed that Q&A

>>35502152
Mortimer has a way to get himself out of these things.

Its the only reason hes still alive.

>>35502174
Use eyebeams on the burning beam to move it.

>>35502184
eh, it is only level 1 anon.

>Help Tombstone

When JJ lifts the rubble, he should tell Tomb he owes JJ and disappear.

>>35502023
Go find Remy

>>35502206
I think we did get Tombstone out, we just lost invisibility to do it.

>>35502240

No. Crusty said we tried.

>>35502251
Oh, okay then.
Just reading comprehension fail then.

>>35502121
>>35502187
OK. Comic book Goblin is basically a fucked up Captain America. Crusty is using Cartoon Goblin mixed with Movie Goblin.

>>35502271
>Crusty is using Cartoon Goblin mixed with Movie Goblin.

Cartoon mixed with Ultimate Goblin.

>>35502174
I'll vote for this. We really should be running, but no one deserves to burn

>>35502240
We blue screened while trying to build the nerve to help, dropping out of invisibility.

>>35502222
This

>[X] Go find Remy.

What was that? It was like… it was kinda like…

Old newsfeeds and scaremongering headlines flash through your brain. “Dangerous Mutant Teens” -- “Mutant Paramilitary Organization” – “so-called ‘superheroes’” -- “capable of projecting a beam of concussive force from his eyes”. You remember the pictures, the videos – the flash of red light and things just turning aside like magic.

Wincing at the sudden pain in your eyes, you stare experimentally down at the timber laid across Tombstone, pushing from somewhere in the recesses of your brain. A beam of bright, white-blue light topples the weight from atop him, sliding it across the floor.

Damn.

Gulping, you remind yourself that this is hardly the first, or the weirdest, time this has happened, and rush toward the door. Gotta find Remy. You make it out onto the landing outside when you hear disjointed, digitized laughter following in your footsteps, and turn to see a trio of bulbous, pumpkin-like gadgets floating through the air after you, Jack-o-Lantern faces billowing with eerie green fire.

Why? Why isn’t your danger sense warning you about all this?

>Reflex Check
>DC18
>+5 modifier

Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>35502345
Rolling

Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>35502345
Oh dear

Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>35502345

>>35502352
>>35502357

Duun nah nah nah.
>Can't touch this!

>>35502121
Comics Green Goblin can lift 9-15 tons, depending on the writer.

>>35502271
>>35502278
Consider Osborn himself to be a mixture of SSP, Ellisbolts Osborn, and Dafoe.

>>35502357
Oh myyy~

>>35502394
>...and Defoe

This made me unreasonably happy.

>Green Goblin tries to make the same offer to JJ as spiderman but can't because of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsNS8jYTVAQ

dayum JJ you smooth

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>we won't get another chance to confront JJ's pyrophobia for another 40-70 threads

>>35502357
>22
>success

You leap off the landing, twisting in mid-air. The laughter rakes on your ears, but your eyes are just fine – better than fine, actually, feeding that uncanny torrent of positioning and trajectory, laying out for you the paths of the oncoming lantern-gadgets. Concentrating on the pressure behind your eyes, you open your inner floodgates, and a flash of blue light slices them out of the air, flinging the hysterical devices back against the opposite side of the building, where they detonate into momentary bursts of acrid green fire.

Reaching out, you catch the chandelier in the center of the room, swinging off it. You soar through the air, landing deftly upon the bannisters leading up to the landing on the other end of the hall.

Whoa. That was interesting.

Finally afforded a moment to catch your breath, you glance down at the crowd below, most of whom appear to be huddled together in the center of the room. And now, of course, they’re all staring at you.

Eurgh. Someone once said that there’s no such thing as bad publicity, but someone probably wasn’t a filthy mutie.

You squint, and make out Remy among them. He meets your eyes and puts a surreptitious finger upon his lips. Which means, what, exactly? “Be quiet?” “Keep it down?”

Come to think of it… why hasn’t everyone just run away?

>[ ] “Sorry, but what was that? What were you trying to say there? I couldn’t hear.” As loud as possible.
>[ ] “People the Green Goblin is next door, everyone needs to get out now!”
>[ ] Jump down and try to shoo people out.
>[ ] Jump down to talk to Remy.
>[ ] Uh, okay, I guess you should leave?
>[ ] Write in.

>>35502769
>>[ ] Jump down to talk to Remy.

>>35502769
>[ ] “People the Green Goblin is next door, everyone needs to get out now!”

>>35502769
>[ ] Jump down to talk to Remy.

I'm sure they are all terrible

>>35502769
>[ ] “People the Green Goblin is next door, everyone needs to get out now!”

>>35502769
>[x] Uh, okay, I guess you should leave?
He's on to something I can feel it. Maybe they are surrounded by a force field and he doesn't want us to blow his cover. Invis out of there and flee.

>>35502769
>Most likely some kind of hostage situation
Yo, wazzup guys, whatcha doing!?!?!

>>[ ] Write in.
Stay quiet for a bit and try to figure out what the fuck is going on.

>>35502769
Don't damn well blow his cover.
>[ ] Uh, okay, I guess you should leave?

Goblin is following us. Take to the sky man.

>>35502769
>[ ] Write in.
Shout out the warning of, "“People, the Green Goblin is next door, everyone needs to get out now!” and get back in there to kick Gobby's ass!

>>35502826
>and get back in there to kick Gobby's ass!

No we're running.

Fuck this.

>>35502841
When Gob's a big danger to everyone in the building and we already laid him flat? If we run, we need to lead him away.

>>35502769
>>[ ] Uh, okay, I guess you should leave?

>>35502866
You should probably link which Write In you are supporting, there are two.
Also;
>>35502889
>>35502803
>>35502794
He's asking us not to blow his cover. JJ isn't this dumb.

>>35502872

Not our mission.

>>35502769
>>[X] Uh, okay, I guess you should leave?

>>35502769
>"I was told Johnny Storm was here?"

>>35502769
>[ ] Uh, okay, I guess you should leave?

>>35502769
>[ ] Uh, okay, I guess you should leave?

>>35502769
>>[ ] Uh, okay, I guess you should leave?

>>35502769
>>35502819

Supporting the stay quiet and look around for funny stuff write-in.
>>35502901
Yeap. Just wanted to delete my post first.

>>35502769
>[ ] Write in.
Clearly Remy want us to be subtle, so go invisible and try to figure things out without making noise.

There's probably some thugs with machine guns down there or something we haven't noticed yet.

>>35502913
Yeah, not to blow his cover.

If Remy is outed as who he is here, he will never be able to do this sort of gig ever again.

>>35502901
good point, retracting my vote.

>>35502969
Like I said in my post that you linked, you should really link to what vote you are retracting.
/tg/ doesn't have an ID system and you don't have a trip on, so there's no way to tell which vote is yours.

>>35502769

>>35502803
here retract and replace with

>[ ] Uh, okay, I guess you should leave?

>>35502993
Well, I deleted the post.

Man, eye beams are cool.

I already like out eye laser beams, we should upgrade them asap.

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>>35503035
Indeed

>>35503049
Are ours invisible? Even better.

>>35503044
They do seem pretty great.

Long-range
Accurate
Dat utility
Non-lethal, for we are holy lizard

>>35503084
No, they're blue. for now

>>35502769
>[ ] Uh, okay, I guess you should leave?
Probably look for guys holding the crowd hostage, oh shit Mags maybe? Wouldn't that just add to the super villain clusterfuck going on already.

>>35503087
well, Non-lethal so long as we choose so.
Which is the best kind.

>>35502825
>>35502897
>>35502915
>>35502925
>>35502926
>>35502939
>>35502995
>Agility/Senses Check
>DC18
>+5 modifier

Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>35503139
Rolling

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>35503139

Rolled 39 (1d120)

>>35503139
dice pls

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>35503139

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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>35503139
here we go

Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>35503139

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>35503139
oh boy here we fucking go

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Rolled 8 (1d20)

let's do this

>>35503152
By the skin of our teeth.

>>35503152
well. That was close

Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>35503152
based anon

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We've had too much good luck last thread. The Dice hunger....

we gotta play it safe today guys

>>35503319
the first roll was a fail anon, frankly this is usual.
With the dice gods mocking us as well.

>(1/2)
>>35503152
>closssseee

Well, you know when you’re not wanted. You’ve had plenty of practice with that.

And you’re willing to bet that an angry goblin is about to come tearing out via the opposite landing, intent on making you look like smeared pizza. You think you’ll pass on that, at least for toda–

It’s dim, but your danger sense snaps through you, urging you off your haunches. You push off, flipping backwards, and land just in time to see a set of razor-sharp, feather-like blades scythe through the bannister, embedding themselves deep into the stairwell below. Steadying yourself, you reverse back towards the wall behind you, but before you can look up to ascertain the nature of the threat, its back again – louder, this time, more insistent.

You feel the minute pressures in the flooring beneath you, in the wall behind you, as brick and mortar begin to crumble. Something metallic and sinuous bursts through the wall and makes to loop around you, but you’re half a second ahead of it, ducking beneath its length and rolling in a tight ball. You spring to your feet and –

It’s like a lash now. It –

>(2/2)

You jump. You have to. You know it. You propel yourself straight over the landing, hitting the floor hard, a spear – a goddamn spear – slicing through your previous location.

The world blurring into mixed, frantic signals around you, you burst into one of the private rooms arrayed around the hall, your danger sense constantly murmuring to you. You make it to the window on the far side of the room when you suddenly feel the static in the air peak, electrons thrumming in excitement around you, and you hurl yourself aside as the window you were headed towards – and much of the wall around it – vanishes in an explosive burst of electricity.

You cough, dust settling on your tongue, and pull yourself up.

“We have him cornered.” Says a wry, elderly voice, echoing in from somewhere in the main hall.

You guess he’s talking about you.

>[ ] Well, they’ve made an exit for you, jump out of it.
>[ ] INVISIBLE!
>[ ] “Hey guys whoever you are I just want to get the hell away seriously you can have your hostage situation.”
>[ ] Write in.

>>35503693

Oh shit! Doc Ock?! Or Scorpion... We aren't just fighting the Goblin, we're fighting a veritable spider-man rogues team up!

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>35503730
>[ ] INVISIBLE!

>>35503730
>[ ] INVISIBLE!

>>35503730
>[ ] INVISIBLE!
its what we do

Sinister Six?

>>35503730
>[ ] INVISIBLE!

>>35503730
SMOKEBOMB!
>[ ] INVISIBLE!

>>35503730
>[ ] INVISIBLE!

Or go down fighting. Frankly i am getting sick of being shot out without hitting a git.

>>35503730
>INVISIBLE!
Well, time to fuck up the Sinister Six...or more likely get fucked up by the sinister six

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>35503730
>[x] INVISIBLE!
We need to know who exactly is attacking us aside from Green Goblin. Extra pay and whatnot.

>>35503730
>[ ] INVISIBLE!
>[ ] Well, they’ve made an exit for you, jump out of it.

>>35503730
>>[ ] INVISIBLE!
Are we fighting the sinister six?
I count Goblin, Vulture, Doc Ock and Electro so far. The spear... maybe Kraven?

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>>35503730
>[x] Well, they’ve made an exit for you, jump out of it.
>[x] INVISIBLE!
those guys got some serious balls crashing a fucking mob party. I suspect there are plenty of supervillains in the crowd already. Once they get their shit together this is going to get real ugly. We should make our escape right fucking now. Gambit can fill us in on who is attacking when/if we meet up with him again.

>>35503860
So do they think we are spiderman or something? Or did Creeper hire them to fuck our shit up maybe?

>>35503938
They might think we are spider man what with all our dodging and lizardsense.

>>35503938
Probably think were spiderman.
One strange flying dodging shape looks allot like the next, they've been fighting so long its instinct by now.

Gon be reeeal dissapointed when the propper one shows up.

>>35503989
Fuck yeah. We would be great fighting together back to back and shit.

I'm sad that we'll never truly be Gojira.
>DB for atomic breath
>SS for SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEONK!

>>35504029
inb4 Spiderman, Scarlet Spider & JJ team-up

>>35504064
We'll live, come later on i get the feeling CJ is going to make JJ turn into a real big gribbly at least once, and then run a JJJ take on the entire event.

>>35504073
Muh dick.

>>35504073
JJ learns The Mark Of Crackbitch and places it on Creeper.

>>35504073
>imypling we won't Riastra within 3 rounds and destroy the neighborhood

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>>35504145
WRYYYYYYYY?

>(1/2)
>[X] INVISIBLE!

Breathe in. Breathe out. Calm.

You slip into the protective nothingness of invisibility, breathing out a sigh of relief when it actually works. With your danger sense going all screwy and the fire and the sudden eye beams, you thought your powers were starting to just turn on and off at random, like when you first got them. But the problem is an isolated one, you guess.

You jump a little bit out of your skin when the wall before you shudders, groaning pathetically as something on the other side tears through the plaster and stone. It vanishes, torn straight out of its roots, and the light of the chandelier is suddenly illuminating four separate silhouettes. You recognize most of them, but none of them are the sort of people you’d ever describe as ‘friendly’.

The skinhead with the sparking eyes and the vague halo of electricity.

The old man with the sleek flight-suit and attached wings.

The voluptuous woman with the four sinuous metal arms and the eyes like tar.

The crouched beast-man – who appears to have collected his spear (either that, or he has a spare).

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>>35504185
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEONK!

>(2/2)

They’re all News Names. People that turn up in papers in very close association with the words ‘heist’ and ‘criminal’ and ‘murder’. Supervillains.

A high-pitched whine fills the air, and the Goblin emerges from the opposite landing, streaking through the air on his glider.

“The little creature’s not gone, is he?” He pouts, his face an exaggerated, fiendish balance between momentary disappointment and constant glee. “I was hoping we could test the new stuff on him.”

Doctor Octopus stares up at him, nodding.

“He appears to have made his escape. Not that it matters – according to our sixth man, there are three other mutants in the building. Any one will do.”

>[ ] Escape.
>[ ] Wait, what? That doesn’t sound great for Remy. Keep close to them.
>[ ] Wait, what? That doesn’t sound great for Remy. Try to lead them away.
>[ ] Wait, what? That doesn’t sound great for Remy. Put up your dukes.
>[ ] Write in.

>>35504315
What does put your dukes mean?

>>35504292
wait what?
Doc Oc is a woman?

>>35504315
>[ ] Wait, what? That doesn’t sound great for Remy. Keep close to them.

>>35504315
>>[ ] Wait, what? That doesn’t sound great for Remy. Put up your dukes.

>>35504315
>[ ] Wait, what? That doesn’t sound great for Remy. Keep close to them.

>>35504315
>We're invisible
>We're not shanking these people

Let's get a goddamn body count going, folks!

>>35504315
>[ ] Wait, what? That doesn’t sound great for Remy. Keep close to them.

>>35504327
British term for belt a mofo in the face.
Aka fight

>>35504330
Lady Octopus was a thing in the 90s for a bit

There was also a kid Octopus for a bit

>>35504315
>>[ ] Wait, what? That doesn’t sound great for Remy. Keep close to them.
to ock I think our claws an tasters to his spine will take him out quick

Why don't we just call Remy once they go away

>>35504330
Spiral?
>>35504315
>[x] Wait, what? That doesn’t sound great for Remy. Keep close to them.
We can invis him out and not add superdrugGambit to our list of foes.

>>35504315
>Wait, what? That doesn't sound great for Remy. Put up your dukes.

Why would Supervillains be testing stuff on Mutants...they want in on Jack.

We say no.

>>35504357
Ollie was endearing

>>35504315
>>[ ] Wait, what? That doesn’t sound great for Remy. Keep close to them.

>>35504315
>>[X] Wait, what? That doesn’t sound great for Remy. Keep close to them.

So they weren't here for us specifically... And a sixth man eh? Hmmmm.

>>35504315
Right. Behead Doc Oc first. Force-beam-eyes the halo guy, who I think does the illusions. We'll then quickly move on to tussle with that vulturebro and use his wrinkly ass as a meat shield when beastbro and GG figure out what's up. Hopefully, they'll not figure out the charred body was one of their own before we get to that illusionist. Then we'll see if those illusions can keep us from figuring out where he really landed.

>three mutants
I guess they're referring to Toad, Geldoff and whatshername.

>>35504315
>>[ ] Wait, what? That doesn’t sound great for Remy. Keep close to them.
Keep an eye out for opportunities to start picking them off one by one.
Lets be lizardspiderbatman.

>>35504378
Jack is a well known drug in the mutant market. I don't think that's what they are testing.

If these guys were with Creeper, he could haveeasily supplied some no name mutants for testing. Plus, Green Goblin's entrance, it seems to risky when Creeper had three of his own guys in there. What I'm getting at, I think the Sinister Six represent a new party here.

>>35504430
>>35504342
Murder hobos plz go.

>>35504315
>>[ ] Wait, what? That doesn’t sound great for Remy. Keep close to them.

Hypothetically, we won't really get a better time to attack than right now. A lot of these guys' powers are all about collateral damage and area of effect. Spear guy gonna cut up his mates, Oct might accidently maul her buds, Goblin definitely doesn't know the meaning of restraint, Sparky's gonna short out everyone, and Flyguy...well...what the fuck can he even do in CQC?

>>35504447
Geldoff is a latervian mutate.

>>35504409
Maybe Sandman

>>35504478
this one is Ultimate Geldoff, who was a mutie

>>35504466
hypothetically, we would be surrounded by experienced super villains. I know we can copy folks moves now, but we still need to have time to watch them to do that. Getting gang up on by so many folks is a losing proposition. Wait and pick off one by one.

>>35504460
What's wrong with killing these guys? I don't see many ways this ends well with them still walking around.

>>35504327
>>35504352


Pretty sure we use that here in the States as well. That our my vernacular is kinda wonky.

>>35504447
So if Toad, Geldoff, and Knight Rider are fair game, I suppose Creepy isn't behind this. And neither are the other big payers unless it is that guy who sent a proxy, running a false flag operation.

>>35504522
It could be Mr. Iwantallyourpowers, that insane scientist dude. He seems like someone who can get enough money to pay these guys.

>>35504522
You know, Silverman's the only guy who didn't show up, so it could be he sent them and he's trying to wipe away the competition.

>>35504513
Its not gonna be that easy anon. gotta wait till they separate and pick em off. these guys take on spider-man solo

>>35504315
>[ ] Wait, what? That doesn’t sound great for Remy. Keep close to them.
Assassin JJ time.

>>35504549
True, I wasn't even thinking of him since this seemed a little different than what I kinda imagined his style would be like.

>>35504576
We took on spiderman and nearly won back in the early threads. A plan like that done right has a pretty good chance of winning. Especially since Goblin and Beastbro might retreat at any point in it.

>>35504497
I thought Ultimate Geldoff was explicitly a mutate?

>>35504597
What do you imagine his style to be like? Showing up all on his own to get his own hands dirty? He has a god complex. Assembling all the biggest, meanest, most dangerous brand-name villains in New York to get JJ for him sounds EXACTLY like the kind of thing he would do.

>>35504513
Killing and taking out are not the same thing, if you think they are, i hope to god you never become a cop or such like.
Break a leg or two if you have to, but no to kill.

Think the spear guy is Kraven the Hunter?

>>35504630
That's just it. Illusionbro and that hunter are the only two who might stop at a broken leg. Everyone else will keep fighting well after that point.

>>35504315
>[ ] Wait, what? That doesn’t sound great for Remy. Keep close to them.

>>35504603
>nearly won

That's cute

If we're going to follow somebody, we should follow Kraven, because he's totally the best candidate for stealing fighting moves with him being the best hunter in the world.

>>35504659
Then break some arms or knock them out. we have zap powers for a reason.

Killing is still stupid for this character.

>>35504603
You what nigger? If be "nearly won" you mean nearly escaped before Laura had to come save our ass yeah sure we nearly won.

>>35504627
I would think he would be more subtle and precise. Not kick in the door and grab any one who looks freaky. Also if we were the primary target I doubt these goons would have just stopped pursuing us like they did. Since he would have presumably told them our main stick is turning invisible.

>>35504603
>and nearly won
Pretty sure you mean "nearly escaped".

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>>35504603
>We took on Spider-man and nearly won
Nobody even touched the guy, not even Laura.

I really need to get off my duff and finish that archive google doc/PDF, the misremembering is getting out of control

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>>35504627
Clonewaifus and vat monsters mostly.

>>35504549
Well, if that was the case, then he'd be after someone specific.

>>35504821
Huh I wonder what Mister Sinister is up to in the Crusty-verse? Seems like he and Typhon would either get along swimmingly or be at each others throats.

>>35504863
He could always be doing it FOR SCIENCE and stuff, not necessarily JJ but any mutant. Hell, he doesn't even have to be personally involved, maybe he just sold the formula to these guys.

But then, why not just grab any mugga off the streets? Where they specifically targeting Creeper's men or any mutant with ties to the crimeworld?

>>35504924
masturbating to Scott and or Jean

>(1/2)
>[X] Keep close.

Wow you really do not like the sound of that. You imagine that Remy wouldn’t, either.

Against the urgings of your danger sense and its constant thrum, you follow the mismatched gaggle of absolutely terrifying individuals as they make their way back to the edge of the landing. If you’re remembering your supervillains, you count Green Goblin (duh), Doctor Octopus (ditto), Electro, Vulture, and… that guy… with the TV show? He used to be, like, a survival show star, or something, until Spider-Man beat his ass on live television and he got frustrated enough over it to turn himself into some kind of lion-man monster. You honestly have no idea what that guy’s name is, his show was dross.

That’s five. And apparently, they have a sixth man, which fits the standard Sinister Six M.O. You hope it’s not Sandman, that guy seems… extremely difficult.

Adjusting her tinted spectacles, Doctor Octopus nods in the direction of the opposite landing.

“I imagine one of us will want to finish off our competitors while they’re down.” Her arms reach out, grasping ahold of the bannister and hoisting her into the air. “I know it’s hard for some of us, but we should not be losing sight of our actual objective.”

Hunt-TV-man growls. Yeah, you agree – that was beyond contemptuous. Golden rule, lady.

Suddenly:

“That might be difficult, voman!”

>>35504935
This is pretty much just sinister 6 muscling in on the jack trade. They are already producing it (we know from the last thread) and now they want to test something, but to make a point, because Goblin is fucking insane, they are trying to grab one of creeps folks. Or any crime boss's pet mutant, to test it on.

>>35504959
Sooooo business as usual? I don't really know a ton about Marvel other than what cartoons and video games taught me.

>(2/2)

You’d know that particular style of broken English anywhere.

Your danger sense screeches. You dive back as the landing – most of it, anyhow – explodes into a shower of mortar and electrical discharge. The Sinister Six – Sinister Five, right now – hurl themselves to safety, hunter-man leaping down to the hall below while Doctor Octopus propels herself straight up, those creepy tentacles of hers adhering to the ceiling. Electro and Vulture take to the air, hovering beside the Goblin.

On the opposite end of the hall, Geldoff emerges from the ruins of the meeting room, his index fingers stretched out and thumbs cocked back in mimicry of a set of pistols.

Ah, Geldoff, you are excellent.

>[ ] Get Remy out in the confusion.
>[ ] Get EVERYONE out in the confusion.
>[ ] Pincer Attack! Take the fight to the Five while they’re distracted!
>[ ] Write in.

>>35505038
>>[ ] Get EVERYONE out in the confusion.

>>35505038
>[ ] Get EVERYONE out in the confusion.

>>35505038
>[ ] Get EVERYONE out in the confusion. Alternatively, only get the muggas out since that seems to be who they're after.
>Ask Remy for suggestions and/or assistance.

>>35505038
>[ ] Get EVERYONE out in the confusion.

>>35505038
>>[ ] Get EVERYONE out in the confusion.

>>35505038
>[ ] Get EVERYONE out in the confusion.
"Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope"

>>35504924
Or both. I'm sure they'd manage somehow.

>>35505038
>>[ ] Pincer Attack! Take the fight to the Five while they’re distracted!
I'm tempted to go for getting everyone out, but we have to drop these guys while we have the advantage.

>>35505038
>[x] Pincer Attack! Take the fight to the Five while they’re distracted!
Muggas before hoes. Invisi-shank one or two and retreat.

>>35505038
>[X] Get EVERYONE out in the confusion.

Also I agree JJ. I kinda hope we have a chance to befriend the fuck out of Geldoff at some point. He seems like he would be amusing to have around.

>>35505038
>Get everyone out in the confusion

>>35505038
>Get everyone OFF in the confusion

>>35505038
>[ ] Pincer Attack! Take the fight to the Five while they’re distracted!

>>35505078
What advantage? Momentary distraction is barely enough for a shot at maybe a strike on one out of five. Not even an even playing field as they have numbers, experience, and probably fire power.

>>35505038
>[ ] Get EVERYONE out in the confusion.

>[X] Get EVERYONE out in the confusion.

“Bang!”

The Goblin pirouettes through the air, diving aside of Geldoff’s invisible arc of fire. A good portion of the wall behind him burns bright white and explodes into a hail of granular debris, lightning arcing through the blast in searing arcs. The Sinister Six are REALLY lucky that Geldoff is such a terrible shot.

You burst into motion as he takes aim for Doctor Octopus. Another sharp, electrical boom rocks the building, and you find yourself rolling to the side of one of the doctor’s metallic appendages as she hurls herself back down from her perch. Picking your way across the remains of the landing, you swing yourself over the twisted bannisters, adhering to the wall below.

Above, you hear deranged laughter fill the air, followed closely by the sound of yet another explosion, the hall momentarily lit in lurid green. This seems like about the right time to be getting everybody out.

You skitter down the side of the wall, jumping the last few meters. Above you, a cascade of flame roars out over the landing on the far side, moving like something possessed of a malign, hungry intelligence, twisting through the air to follow the Goblin as he swoops and whirls on that (admittedly extremely cool) gadget of his. You guess someone in that meeting could control fire.

Haha yes this is most certainly time to leave.

Slipping out of invisibility, you whistle sharply, waving your arms at the terrified cluster of civilians grouped throughout the hall.

“Hey! People! Time to get going!”

>Leadership Check
>no single DC
>no modifiera

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35505478
silver tongue

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>35505478

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>35505478

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>35505478
I HAVE THE POWER!

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>35505478
>Leadership

Ha

>>35505501
>>35505504
nice.

>>35505501
Glorious Leader JJ, Voice of the People.

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Well, Diplomacy is a class skill for Paladins after all.

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>>35505555
nice get

JJ will hit level 20 one day... one day

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>>35505540
>>35505555
>>35505583

Rolled 14 (1d20)

JJ pasts Leadership check. Fallguy drops Deniable Assets spontaneously.
https://twitter.com/DickishDead/status/521762987053699072
Coincidence? I think not. It seems the luck vacuum....has reversed.

>>35505653
Huh just read that.
Shame really, hes a good QM when he can be bothered. Probably just needs a break.

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>>35505608

>>35505540
All hail the eternal president of the glorious people's reptilian republic of scar.

>>35505501
>17
>bretty good

Momentarily, you consider barreling at them, contorting your face into an angry fit and declaring that “ooga booga imma mutie”, but they move pretty quickly, rushing for the exit in a great, torrential surge of black ties and sparkly dresses. Above, the explosive exchange rages, Geldoff’s power taking big explosive bites out of the building’s architecture. You can’t imagine that he and his pyrotechnically inclined assistant will last long against the entire Sinister Six, though.

Speaking, of where’s mister Six, anyho –

“JJ!” Remy comes pushing through the crowd, his brow arched gravely and an Ace of Hearts clasped between his fingertips (okay? You guess that’s his lucky card?). “You alright?”

You nod. You’re peachy. He looks a little relieved.

“Lookin’ about time to be gone, non?”

>[ ] Agreed. Time to make like a tree.
>[ ] You’re going to help Geldoff.
>[ ] Write in.

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>>35505555
>>35505583
>>35505608
>>35505696
How can JJ be a paladin if he can't lay on hands?

i was thinking of getting healing vitae anyways

>>35505738
>[ ] Agreed. Time to make like a tree.

Geldoff can make shit explode. He'll be fine.

>>35505738
>>[ ] You’re going to help Geldoff.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35505738
>>[ ] You’re going to help Geldoff.

Fucking fuckity fucky fucksticking fuck-fucks.

>>35505738
>>[ ] You’re going to help Geldoff.
No mutie left behind!

>>35505738
>>[ ] You’re going to help Geldoff.

>>35505738
>[ ] You’re going to help Geldoff.

i have this terrible addiction to helping people, I really should get counseling for this.

>>35505738
>you're going to help Geldoff

>>35505738
>[ ] Agreed. Time to make like a tree.

>>35505738
>[ ] Agreed. Time to make like a tree.

>>35505738
>[ ] You’re going to help Geldoff.
> They're after a mugga and really, we just gotta get him out of there or stalk until cops (which we'd like to avoid) or Spider-Man show up.

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>>35505748
A true paladin doesn't need to lay on hands. He just needs to lay on the JUSTICE.

>>35505738
>[ ] Agreed. Time to make like a tree.

>>35505738
>[ ] You’re going to help Geldoff.
His heart's in the right place.

>>35505738
This isn't our problem. Time to lea...
Aw, dammit.
>>[ ] You’re going to help Geldoff.

>>35505797
*stall not stalk. Damn phone.

>>35505738
>[ ] You’re going to help Geldoff.
Combat experience

>>35505738
>[ ] You’re going to help Geldoff.

At least from range. Keep the Sin 6 busy till we can all bug out.

>>35505738
>[ ] You’re going to help Geldoff.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY

>>35505738
>[x] You’re going to help Geldoff.
We gotta see this through. It's not the smart choice, but I feel it's the right one.

>>35505738
>>[X] Agreed. Time to make like a tree.

>>35505738
>[ ] You’re going to help Geldoff.
Superheroes gonna supe.

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JJ's powers, JJ's life, even JJ's logic is....Haphazard

>>35505738
If they're after muties for experimentation, then we gotta cockblock the gobbo.
>[ ] You’re going to help Geldoff.

>>35506049
Just because you can't see a pattern doesn't mean one isn't there.

>>35506124
I'm thinking it was meant more as a play on one of the Cape Names we've kicked around for the Lizard-Elf

I don't really like the odds since Creepers boys stand a decent chance of turning on us if we manage to drive off the Sinister 5. Want to start taking bets on how likely it is that Gambit is the Sixth? While actually being a double agent.But really being mind controlled.

>>35506049
JJ's life in a nutshell
>OH MY GOD DANGER! RUN AWAY!
>AAAAAAAGH!
>OH MY GOD THERE'S SOMEBODY IN THERE WHO NEEDS HELP, RUN BACK IN!
>AAAAAAAAGH!

>>35506197
nah, the cops and or spider-man will come before it gets too heavy

>>35506197
And actually a Skrull.

>>35506220
Headless chicken in lizard form.
Theres a method to the madness: scramble like crazy

>>35506229
But anon, we are the Skrulls.

>>35506277
shush they don't know that yet

>>35506277
Imagine a skrull impersonating as JJ and deciding that it was not worth it.

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>>35506325
>Imagine a skrull impersonating as JJ and deciding that it was not worth it.

>Skrull impersonates JJ
>lives on the streets
>constantly dealing with asshole mutants, being poor, detective jobs where he is constantly shot at or nearly dies
>being hunted by a psycho geneticist

"Fuck this shit, I'm out."

>>35506325
>>35506374

If Crusty ever needs to end the quest I would totally accept us having really been a Skrull for the past X threads who just can't take it anymore and blows his brains out right in front of the gang, permanently scarring at least 3 of them.

>>35506358
>He loves you.
Inferno?

>>35506411
Skrull religion thing.

>>35506411
>>35506468
Trigger phrase for Skrull sleeper agents IIRC

Secret Invasion was wasted potential

>>35506325
>Skrull impersonates JJ
>Decides it's not worth it and asks Reed Richards to turn him into a cow.

>[X] You’re going to help Geldoff.

As much as you’d like, to… no. You’re not going to just get gone, are you?

You sigh, mostly at yourself, and turn back toward the heavily damaged side of the building where the Sinister Six are, for the most part, allowing the Goblin and Electro to take care of the business of returning fire, most of their other members apparently not all that at home in a shoot-out.

“I’m gonna help Geldoff.”

He works for a pretty terrible guy, but you’re not sure he deserves to die. You’re especially not sure that he deserves to die by sneering goblin man or creepy vulture gent or bigass metal tentacle woman. Seriously, death by Sinister Six seems like a pretty shitty way to go.

“Uh…” Remy echoes your sigh. “Who’s Geldoff?”

Honestly?

“Honestly, I’m not really sure.”

But he’s a human being, at least. And he doesn’t run around in a dumb animal costume laughing about maniacal plans and throwing crazy Jack-o-bombs everywhere.

“That so?” Remy seems to think for a moment, before rolling his shoulders and smiling almost secretively. The card in his hand blushes with a soft red glow. “You know, you’re alright.”

You hope so.

Fixing your gaze on Electro, you push at the dams behind your eyes. It feels like a weight loosening, drifting away, as though you’re purging a part of yourself you don’t need, or you just don’t want. The light streaks out and strikes Electro square in the chest, sending the supervillain careening straight into the wall behind him.

You feel multiple eyes turn toward you, and your stomach clenches. Your gloves burst as you feel your claws inching out through your skin, fangs splitting your gums.

“You want mutants?” I’m. Right. Here!”

>http://youtu.be/jTQIogLBFBs?t=1m4s

---------------------------------------

>HMQ 90: END

>Congratulations! X-Point!
>Congratulations! Karma Point!
>Congratulations! Your Relationship with REMY LEBEAU has increased!

>>35506592
>You feel multiple eyes turn toward you, and your stomach clenches. Your gloves burst as you feel your claws inching out through your skin, fangs splitting your gums.
>“You want mutants?” I’m. Right. Here!”
Wow, JJ sure has grown up.

>>35506592
Thanks for running CJ

Bank

>>35506592
How many X-points do we have? 2?

>>35506592
Aaww yeeeah.
Prepare for boundless crackbitchery next session.
Eye beams rank 2?

>>35506592
my body is ready

>>35506592
EYE lasers upgrade pls