>>35498987
>Look at what dresses Dani might look good in

>>35499018
This amuses me, so, seconding this

>>35498987
>Stick with these two

>>35499018
Dani is great and all but can we please have a break from her for once

>>35498987
>Go with Claire
Keep Claire from killing the clerk

>hapless cleric
that cleric sure is hapless

>>35498987
>Stick with these two

>>35499062
Clerics are evil. Next thing you know, she's gonna tell Claire that the heels won't fit because her feet are kinda big.

>>35498987
>Stick with these two
Ask Mia if she sees any dresses that would look good with Danni.
Expanding her powers is a good thing.

>>35498987
So, can we get Rosa to model for us as well?

>>35498987
>Go with Claire

I grit my teeth harder and stay with Mia and Rosa, Claire wanders off into some backroom, abusing the poor man helping her.

Mia claps her hands a little, as her loose hem spins around her ankles, "I knew it would fit." She tells her own store attendant, a woman who had insisted she go up a size, only to be shouted down by Rosa.

Rosa herself is looking through heels for the artist, hmmming and clicking her tongue, dragging her fingers over different pairs of apparently different shoes that all look the god damned same to me.

Mia's attendant wanders off for a smoke break when her manager isn't looking, freeing Mia up to wander over to me. She butts her head softly into my shoulder, as she drapes a lacy shawly thing around her shoulders.

I ruffle her hair softly and kiss her forehead, before she does an experimental jig in her dress. Mmmmm. Bouncy.

I snap back to reality at the end of a question. "What?" I ask, rather blatantly not paying attention.

Mia looks at me, then down to her scarred arms. She clicks her tongue softly, before repeating. "I was asking if you thought I should wear... I don't know gloves... or something?"

>Yes
>No

>>35499200
Sure. Why not Audrey Hepburn.

>>35499200
>"Do you want to?"

>>35499200
"I thought those scars were a part of you Mia."
"Besides, you could just draw yourself without them, if you were that worried."

>>35499200
>If you want to, you would totally rock them
I think she'd look good in them and pull them off well

>>35499236
They would just reappear after a few minutes.

>>35499200
>No
I want to properly interlock our fingers with her for a slow dance

>>35499258
She's gone to half an hour before.

>No

it's clearly a test of what we think about the scars

>>35499268
Half an hour still isn't that long, and it would be quite suspicious for her to suddenly not have scars and later have scars again.

>>35499200
You'd look beautiful, gloves or no. It's whatever you'd be comfortable with

>>35499200
>Yes
But only because it's fashionable, not because she needs to hide her arms.
Make absolutely sure to say this.

>>35499200
>If you wish and or it would make you more comfortable, though you are beautiful with or without.

I shrug, "Up to you. You're pretty either way. I'm not exactly looking at the clothes." Mia purses her lips and squints at me. I shrug again, with a wink this time.

More shouting in the backroom, heh, that guy works for minimum wage. What an asshole.

Rosa comes back with a pair of shoes probably in some pretentiously named colour, like Royal Mulberry or something. "Here Mia, these are Sunset Heliotrope." Fucking knew it.

Mia slips them on, taking a few tottering steps in them. She nearly falls, clinging to me for help. Of course, my track record of catching girls isn't impressive, so she just brings me crashing down with her.

Owwww. I think her elbow is inside my pancreas or something. I roll her off and cradle my guts, sitting upright. Rosa helps her to her feet, showing her how to properly walk in the heels.

Shoulda known she'd be good at all this girly shit. Her own dress drapes down to her knees, in a shock of "Light Salmon." Her considerable chest pressing tight against the fabric, jiggling a fair amount with each step, it's almost... hypnotic...

I knew there was a reason I came to this.

Rosa tugs her own heels on and struts along the room, reaching the far end, she twists her back around to face us, hand on her hip and a finger to her mouth. "Dang I'm cute." She remarks, catching herself in a mirror. A giant love heart materialises over her head for a second, which she hurriedly flaps to away, shattering it into smaller pieces.

She looks around furtively, but no one saw, as Mia's attendant walked in just as the last remnant's of the heart scatter as confetti.

(Cont)

Mia manages a little better, but still waves her arms and wobbles a little, like a baby giraffe trying to walk. I catch her and help her keep balance as she strolls down the room, rewarded with a peck on the cheek at the far end.

"You done?" The store clerk asks impatiently, reeking of smoke.

Mia nods and heads back to the change room. Rosa casts an appreciative eye over herself in the mirror. "I dunno, I'm not sure I'm feeling this one." The attendant sighs and rolls her eyes. Rosa turns and eyes me. "What do you think Dan? I'mma ditch this, but should I go more... or less slutty?"

>Less
>More, duh

>>35499510
>>Less

>>35499510
>Less

>>35499510
You say that like it is a bad thing, but if you you're sure
>Less

>>35499510
>Less

>>35499510
>Less
More slutty is for in private and for fun, less is for being at a school ball. Especially because Rosa is going to be dragged into whatever shit the bullies are going to throw at us like more paint.

>>35499510
>Less

>>35499510
>Less
Go for elegant yet revealing

>>35499510
>Less
It's not about more skin, it's about exposing just the right skin, and accentuating the curves underneath the fabric JUST right.

Done properly, "modest" can become "alluring".

Also, maybe low heels for Mia and Claire.

>>35499677
>"modest" can become "alluring".
Well said. We don't want Rosa to be slutty except in the bedroom, we her to look alluring, beautiful, elegant.

>low heels for Mia and Claire.
Yeah, the high heels just don't seem to be working out.

>>35499677
>Also, maybe low heels for Mia and Claire.
Yeah

>>35499732
>Implying Mia won't turn us into Dani and the girls into guys who will gangbang us in all holes.

"Uhhh, I mean... that is to say, you might wanna go with... less?" I try to make it as casual a statement as possible.

Rosa stares for a long minute, a smile slowly stretching her face. "You just wanna keep all dis-" she gestures over her chest. "For a private show, huh?" She shrugs and walks back into the clothes racks.

The store woman throws me a dirty look, well apparently someone doesn't approve. Oh well, I get to feel superior to her by merit of..... wait I don't have any money. Well I still have two to three girlfriends. Point being, is fuck this random store woman.

Rosa emerges in a red dress this time, a billowy ballroom affair, but it covers her legs a fair bit and hugs her hips in a way that suggests the words "Oh Lawdy dem sum hips!" Whatever that means. Plus it fits her chest better, less side boob, while maintaining the view of delicious chest meat in the centre. I give her a thumbs up and she goes to change back into her street clothes.

"FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME TURTLENECK?" Claire bellows, stalking into the room after her retreating cleric.

He waves his hands in front of his face in panic. "No m-ma'am it's j-just, I'm not sure we carry shoes in your size."

Claire cracks her knuckles as the turtlenecked employee hits a wall.

I rush over, hugging her around the waist and brushing her hair softly. "Claire! Calm down. Okay? He didn't mean it." I squeeze against the silky soft fabric of her dress and she takes a step back.

I send her to Rosa, and sure enough, after thirty excruciating minutes, they find a pair of low wedges that fit Claire, not quite heels but Claire agrees to them, racking them up with her new calf length green dress.

(Cont)

"Thank Christ." I mutter, as we step out into the fresh air. "I'm never going to a tailor's again." I complain to no one in particular.

"Bitch. Bitch. Bitch." Rosa says in a high pitched mockery, causing the others to laugh.

Well, the night is young for a Saturday, the town is quiet, no monsters or robots or evil armies or deadly paint cartons.

Time to

>What do?

>>35499802
Get /h/ or /d/

>>35499815
Or /c/?

>>35499802
>Go home, and watch a movie.

>>35499802
>Get /fit/
When was the last time we did that?

Also, as a workout, we could make a challenge. Sex is the best workout your core can get, if you're doing it right.

>>35499802
>Get /fit/

>>35499802
Do we have the money for movies?
Take a walk in the park, hit up the arcade, go back to our place to watch a moviemake out and have Mia and Rosa sleep over?

>>35499802
Get /fit/.
Then watch pirated movies and play more Marvel.

>>35499802
Go rent a movie to watch at home together

>>35499874
No, we're still broke and jobless

>>35499852
>>35499874
>>35499905
If we're taking Rosa back to our place, we could have that "private show". Rosa, Claire, and Mia could participate, with Mia drawing up clothes and having the girls model them.

>>35499943
Yeah, maybe after the movie.

>>35499802
I'll second >>35499874

>>35499874
Add in getting /fit/.
We need to keep up our routine.

>>35499874
>>35499943
Combine these.

>>35499943
>with Mia drawing up clothes and having the girls model them.
here's an idea for getting some cash

Mia can be a fashion designer, able to make up designs and have people try them out before getting them made

>>35500025
That's... actually fairly clever. My gay flatmate who's into fashion design would probably kill for that ability.

"Come on, I gotta get back into exercise." I tell the group. Claire smiles and nods, while the other two just grin and bear it.

On the way back we walk past an actual gym, Claire stares inside for a few seconds, half salivating over the equipment, and likely a few of the women doing squats.

I gently shut her mouth for her and drag her on. "We can't afford that shit." I point out.

"Awww, but we could break in." She pines, linking her fingers in mine.

"Not now." Is all I have to say.

Another stop on the way home allows Rosa to buy some chocolate, she practically moans as she bites into a block, fancy stuff too, stupid rich people.

I find the house empty, everyone else is out for a family dinner apparently. Oh well, less awkward conversation to me. I shunt the basement door open and clomp down the stairs.

Rosa sniffs the air suspiciously, still reeking of sweat and pheromones. According to Claire sex is a good post workout cooldown. Which is nice.

Rosa and Mia collapse on the couch, as I shunt the window open, setting the ceiling fan on high as well.

I go through the regular routine, my stamina has picked up since I got out of hospital, I bike for twenty minutes, 10 sets of crunches and punching bag with Claire, I even manage to kind of hold the bad still as Claire wails on it.

We collapse out on the floor, Mia and Rosa taking the whole couch by laying across it, sharing the chocolate.

Claire and I pant, having run ourselves ragged. Which admittedly took a lot longer for her, but who's counting. Mia doodles as always, and Rosa occupies herself shooting pink blasts off the light bulb from her pinky finger, trying to angle a blast off it out the small window.

As I recatch my breath, Claire and I take a shower, deciding to leave lewding for later, we just hurriedly soap and clean off, meeting the others in the hall, as Mia prepares dinner. Something Italian-y by the smell and the bubbling pasta.

>What do?

How the fuck did I miss twelve episodes of Background character quest?

>>35500129
by being a shitlord?

>>35500129
What
How is that even physically possible

>>35500104
>Sit down, talk.

>>35500104
Ask what movie people want to see, then get them downloading so that, if they're well seeded, they'll finish downloading by the end of dinner.

Kiss Claire, and ask her to keep Rosa company and "entertain her" while we go into the kitchen to see if Mia needs any help.

>>35500104
Go see Rosa. She seems bored.

>>35500129
Wouldn't that require for you to have missed the first one?

>>35500104
Chat with Rosa, we haven't seen much of her at all and we need another girl fully committed to Claire's harem.

>>35500104
Discuss building a den/lair/hideout/secret base with everyone

>>35500197
No we don't.

>>35500104
discuss the idea of Mia maybe getting a part time job as a fashion designer

ask Rosa what she's been up to

talk to Claire about her maybe getting a part time job at a gym that's close by

brainstorm ideas for us to get dosh

>>35500197
For all the stuff that Rosa does for us, and the money she just gives us, we should include her more.

That, and she seemed to have her own problems, like Mia.

>>35500180
Oh, good. I only missed eleven then.

>>35500232
Vote for background lair.

>>35500284
>and the money she just gives us
when did she do that?

>>35500373
Indirectly gives us.
She bought those dresses and shoes for Claire and Mia.

Rosa's watching some bullshit on TV, talking cat and a bunch of rainbow haired bitches in schoolgirl outfits. Some documentary about some crew in town from like, fifty years ago, named after galaxies or something. I don't know I'm really not listening.

Claire joins Mia in the kitchen, as I jump over the back of the couch, landing next to her, "So Ro, what's the goes?" I ask in my terrible impression of ebonics, doing an imitation of what might be a gang sign. The pink haired girl just looks at me slowly. "Yeah. I'm never doing that again. What's up?"

She shrugs, "Not much, fought off sun witch last night, 'splains why I'm so tired." She tells me, covering her mouth for a yawn. "It's a lot harder with out my bow, but I don't even know when MT's coming back. Just said he was 'occupied with external matters' and fucked off." She shakes her head, eyes on the team of girls on screen still, she blinks; slowly and drowsily.

I watch as she fights to stay awake, it's kinda cute, her head drooping down to her chest and jolting back upright.

"Oh and the night before, it was me versus Flyman- the man fly... he was gr..." jolt, "oss." She yawns again. We watch TV for a little

Mia calls out for dinner soon after and Rosa bolts upright again. She slaps herself in the face a few times to wake up, before smiling as she stands. "C'mon." She tells me.

>Go lie down for a while
>Alright
>You should head home

>>35500345
all here if you wanna catch up

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=background+character+quest

>>35500427
>Alright

>>35500427
>>Go lie down for a while
"You seem really fucking tired, go take a nap?"

>>35500427
>Alright

>>35500427
>Alright
"Hey, if you're so tired, spend the night here with us. You know that nights like this are when the time-traveling cyborg ninjas usually pick to mess things up."

>>35500427
> alright

>>35500427
>>Alright

>>35500427
seconding >>35500459

>>35500427
>Alright

We got a tongue on our schlong last thread. Now is time to stuff the butt. Claire's butt.

>>35500577
She's always hinted at something special happening for that

>>35500577
No, now is not the time for that.

>>35500593
Not now, but it's our next lewd goal.

>>35500577
She has something special planned for that. Don't take that away from her.

I crack my neck a few times lazily, before arching myself upwards off the couch. I follow her to table, where we find a... I don't know food, bolognese ish meal, wisps of steam rising off it, deep red in colour. Made from scratch by the number of dishes in the sink.

Then Claire comes through, "Beep beep, cheese time." without asking, she grates a huge load of parmesan over the meal. "You know I hate parmesan, right?" I ask her.

She slugs me in the shoulder and tells me to stop being a little bitch, before taking a seat next to Mia and across from me.

It's probably the most pleasant meal I'vehad at home in years. No condemnations of lifestyles of accusations of homosexuality or being a whore. Just fun conversation with my friends, a game of footsie with Claire, and a lovely hand made meal, barring the cheese.

Rosa knuckles her eyes, a few times, and manages to slop some food down her clothes and lap without even noticing more than once, as I watch the trails of red stain, pointing them out when I see them, as Claire re enacts some kung fu scene at the table, making 'WAHHH' and 'HEEYA's at odd intervals.

We all thank Mia for cooking and help wash our dishes, but only now does Rosa inspect herself. "Aw man." She says distantly. Stains run down her blouse and skirt like rivers of blood.

She idly picks at her top button, popping it loose. Mia turns from the sink at this point, wiping a cleaned dish dry, to find Rosa tiredly and slowly undressing in the middle of the kitchen.

Mia clears her throat, looking at me and jerking her head at the girl significantly, before turning away.

>What do?

>>35500608
Well, Claire said she was saving it for something special, so then there is really nothing to do but wait.

>>35500628
Ask Claire to help Rosa undress and put her clothes in the washer, while we get Rosa one of our shirts and tell her to call her home to let them know she's sleeping over.

>>35500628
>Mia clears her throat, looking at me and jerking her head at the girl significantly, before turning away.

Mia is a qt 3.14

>>35500628
>"Do you want to stay over?"
>Ask Claire to get Rosa some clean clothes.

>>35500628
>>35500696
this guy

>>35500628
>So, you're obviously staying over the night then. Let's get those clothes cleaned up.
Is our bed large enough for all four of us?

>>35500628
seconding >>35500696

>>35500696
I'm okay with this.

I pat Claire on the shoulder as she washes dishes, she drops the sponge and spins. "Yo?" she asks.

I lean in, jerking a thumb at the still undressing girl. "Can you help Rosa get undressed?" I ask. Her eyes light up, like I just told her it was Super EasterMasNukkahWanza. I sigh. "Try not to rape her, she seems super tired and out of it."

Claire pouts, but salutes, guiding the pink haired girl by the shoulders away to the laundry.

"You ok to do the dishes?" I ask Mia softly. She nods and shoos me off, picking up the abandoned sponge. I kiss the back of her scalp and hurry to my room.

I grab my most oversized and stretched out shirt from my closet, before heading to the laundry myself.

I find the two standing over a pile of clothes, Rosa sways on her feet dark underwear still on at least, as Claire winks over Rosa's shoulder at me.

Claire mouths 'Holy SHIT!' at me, as she fakes cupping the other girl's chest. I snort and step forward. "Here, change into this." I tell her, reaching around her and tugging Claire after me.

The tomboy tries to reach at the hooks to Rosa's bra for a second, before submitting and following me out.

In a few minute's Rosa stumbles into the hall, bleary eyed and shirt pulled taut over her udders, a check around the corner confirms that her bra is left with the other clothes, leaving her now in my shirt and her panties.

Claire wraps an arm around her waist and tugs her away.

I set Rosa's clothes to run through the washer as fast as possible, before I emerge into the hall, Claire and Rosa have disappeared, but I can still hear Mia clattering dishes in the kitchen.

>What do?

>>35500903
> help mia

>>35500903
>make sure Claire isn't raping Rosa
>if she is make sure Rosa's ok with the rape then join in

>>35500903
>make sure Claire isn't raping Rosa

>>35500903
>Make sure Rosa gets to sleep.
>Check on Mia.

>>35500936
>Okay with the rape

Wait I thought it doesn't work that way Anon-kun?

>>35500992
Seconding this

>>35500903
Help Mia with the dishes. Ask her if she could call Rosa's folks to let them know Rosa is staying the night. Better that a girl says it than a guy.

>>35500903
Seconding >>35500992

>>35500903
>Check Claire ain't rapin' nobody but herself
>Help Mia with dishes

I quickly scurry towards my bedroom, to find Claire easing herself out the door. "Just put her for a lie down." She tells me, before narrowing her eyes. "Why were you runni... You thought I was gonna molest her didn't you?"

"I mean...." I trail off uncertain how to contain this situation.

She huffs indignantly. "I'll have you know I only thought about it super hard..... And copped a squeeze of those things." She admits, breaking into a grin. I frown at her. "Aw c'mon dude, that doesn't count! Have you seen how big they are? They're like, the size of Mia's head."

I sigh, shaking my head and turning away slowly. Claire just leaps on my back, arms locking around my neck. "Sorrrrr-eeee, Daaann-eeee!" She whines in my ear. Christ, she always did this when we were kids, only now I'm mostly strong enough to stand upright as she does it, rather than collapsing under her weight.

I grip under her thighs and set off down the hall. "I did very specifically say not to rape her." I point out.

Claire shakes her head, chin bumping softly against my skull. "It's not rape unless she's drunk, everyone knows that."

I groan. "We've had like eight of those anti rape seminar bullshits, how do you still not know what it is." I sigh again, emerging into the kitchen.

I deposit Claire on the bench and help Mia finish the dishes, as Claire stacks them away.

Mia gives me a funny look,

>"Why were you guys talking about r-rape?"

>>35501232
>Let Claire handle it

>>35501264
Sounds good

>>35501232
"Differing definitions."

>>35501232
>"Claire's an idiot."

Well, in for a penny...

>>35501232
> "Just a bad joke"

>>35501232
Blend in the background and let claire deal with it.
Who said we didn't have powers? The background is our plane to shape!

>>35501232
"Complaining about those anti-rape seminars at school. Like, I know the issue IS important and all, but I kind of doubt that those things are actually helping matters, you know?"

>>35501284
support

Combine
>>35501299
and
>>35501318

technically we aren't lying.

>>35501318
Kind of like those anti-drug seminars that were so bad they actually made me want to try drugs.

>>35501232
FULL DISCLOSURE!
"I was just warning Claire not to take advantage of Rosa with at least waking her up first and getting permission."

>>35501382
I approve of not lying to Mia
And yes, lying through omission is a thing

>>35501232
Seconding >>35501382

>>35501382
>>35501232
>filthy liars to Mia
Let's not

>>35501382
Voting for this option, just feels right.

>>35501382
I thought we were trying to make sure Rosa gets some sleep.

>>35501232
should probably do this >>35501382
in addition to the others yeah,

>>35501382
>Rosa with at least waking her up
Gah! That should be "Rosa without at least waking her up".

>>35501382
this

>>35501382
BUT!
Also include: "But Claire didn't do anything like that, so it was just me being a paranoid idiot."

We don't want Mia to get mad at Claire, and we need to make it clear that Claire is not some kind of intermittent rapist.

"I was just warning Claire not to take advantage of Rosa without her permission. WHICH SHE KNOWS." I growl as an afterthought.

Mia smiles at me softly, returning to wiping a plate, slowly nodding, as Claire gives me a peace symbol with her fingers.

Eventually, everythings stacked away, I make a stealthy trip into my room, grabbing my hard drive and plugging it into the TV.

The girls agree without consulting me, that they want to watch some show I don't even remember downloading, about crossdressing and pretty boys in a school club or something.

Good god, there's so much pink, and there are roses everywhere! I quickly grow bored, as the girls laugh to themselves, at the silly french guys antics, 2girly5me.

I need to find something to entertain me through this.

>What do?

>>35501562
>Pet Mia, subtlewd C

>>35501562
>Become Dani
It's the only way

>>35501562
Actually get some study materials for Claire ready. We won't tutor her tonight (since it's Saturday) but we'll need to help her with her homework and study tomorrow.

>>35501562
Seconding >>35501620

We're falling behind on our duties as her tutor

>>35501562
Brainstorm sexy ways to tutor Claire for tomorrow.

>>35501562

>>35501620
>>35501651
these

>>35501562
Start making a resume you bum

>>35501562
I was going to say Dani, but >>35501620 is actually pretty good, unless we discover how to give them super smarts soon, there's only one way to get better

>>35501620
This.

>>35501620
>>35501651
Supporting these.

>>35501562
>Ouran
>Not entertaining
Jesus Danny, I didn't know you had such shit taste

>>35501689
ive been workin in references that he has shit taste the entire time

We are living in alternate universe australia where all anime tropes and canon are canon and we are background to every single one, right?
So why the hell can't we watch some battle royale program?

>>35501869
Or just watch the news.

>>35501934
The news in this setting would be awesome.

"Fuck this." I clamber over the back of the couch and head for my room. The girls barely comment, absent minded 'bye's from both of them.

I squeeze into my room, softly shutting the door behind me. I tiptoe over to my desk, trying not to wake the sleeping girl. I slide my desk drawer open, blowing the dust out.

I retrieve some notebooks and pens, and set about planning a fun way to teach Claire about Math. Something about angles, and different positions? Fuck I don't know....

I tap my pen against a scrap of paper. How do I make math interesting. Math is shit. I hate math..... I look down and all I've done is just doodled a shitty drawing of a house, with the word quadratics written across the top of the page.

I let out a slow breath through my teeth. Fuck math. I lean back and stretch, only to hear a rustling noise behind me.

Rosa mumbles, something softly, and I spin my chair around to watch her. She kicks at the blankets, bunching them downwards.

The kicking doesn't stop until she's entirely free, my shirt riding half way up her tummy, revealing the expanse of smooth, supple-

I slap myself on the face. Focus Daniel. Math!

Rosa stirs a little more, the noise seems to have woken her up. She rolls to a sitting positon. She rubs the heel of her palm into her face, sniffing loudly as she wakes.

"Dan? Why are you?" She looks around. "This isn't my room..." She looks down at her scantily clad form, gripping one of her tits idly. "Did we...? No, we didn't...."

I sit silently, waiting for her to continue.

She parts her legs slightly, with a rustle of cloth. "Well do you wanna?" She asks with a smile.

>What do?

>>35501967
Sure, but at the same time it's so ordinary for Danny that it'd bore him

>>35501985
No. It's time to think with the head on your shoulders not the one between your legs.

>>35501985
>"Sorry, busy figuring how to make Claire learn math. Any ideas on how to make it more intersting?"

>>35501985
>>Sorry, trying to make sure Claire doesn't fail out of school, after I figure that out though, sure!

>>35501985
Sure

>>35501985
"Not right now."
"Feeling better?"

>>35501985
"Sorry, gotta figure out how to learn Clair some math. Wanna help me try to make it fun?"

>>35501985
Make a deal.
Help us teach claire, we eat her out as much as she likes.

>>35501985
>Raise eyebrow
>"Do you?"

>>35501985
Go over to Rosa and give her a kiss while pulling the shirt back into place, taking the opportunity to run our hand along her stomach and thigh.
"Sorry, I'd love to but I'm really worried about Claire's grades. MT was helping her before, but now it's all on me since he's gone.
"But hey, the girls are having fun downstairs watching anime, why not join them, and then we can all have some fun later."

>>35501985
>>35502080
>>35502055
>>35502077
Sure, this sounds good.

>>35501985
Seconding >>35502019

>>35502108
Second this combo.

>>35501985

>>35502077 seems like a solid deal for both of us actually

>>35501985
sure, why not.

>>35501985
"Not that I'd mind, but shouldn't you be resting? You were all wobbly and out of it earlier."

I move over to the bed, sitting against the headboard. "Tell ya what. You help me make math fun to learn, and I'll see what happens."

She scratches her forehead, ruffling her bed hair. "Ugh, maaath!" She whines. "I dunno, try... uhhhhh.... oooh, you could.... no, oh teach her by writing different formulas on areas of your body that she likes to do stuff to."

I stare at her. "Is that some dumb anime thing? It sounds like a dumb anime thing." I ask her.

She blushes. "Mmmmmaybe." She giggles, scratching her soft thigh. "You can't prove it." She adds.

I just shake my head. "Pervert." But I note it down anyway. Better than all the nothing I had planned.

"Oooh, I got one. How bout, like, we're doing it. And then I stop, just fully inside her, and ask her a question, and I don't move again until she gets it right." I suggest.

Rosa giggles, covering her hand with her mouth. "Yeh yeh, and you could, like, tease and touch her all over, keeping her wanting to keep going." She mashes her thighs together now, she's getting into this, as the room starts to smell of her arousal.

"And I don't let her cum, until she get's all of them right." I finish, scribbling frantically.

Rosa exhales, her cheeks a slightly lighter shade pink of pink than her hair, "Sounds... like an effective way to teach." She gulps, licking her lips.

>What do?

>>35502372
>> Reward her help, using the ideas she just gave you

>>35502372
"Are you feeling alright"

>>35502372
>Wanna do sum math?

>>35502372
>Well, I guess I should... show my thanks for brainstorming.
>Om nom nom

>>35502372
I don't want to be in the middle of something when Mia comes in; Claire would just want to jump right in, but Mia's still too skittish about stuff like this.

So give Rosa a kiss on the lips, thank her, and take her downstairs to watch anime and make out with Claire and get Mia more comfortable with it.

We've still got a lesson plan to put together.

>>35502372
I'll second >>35502469

>>35502469
Eh, stick a note on the door to tell them to watch another episode or something

>>35502469
Supporting this.

>>35502424
>>35502447
>>35502466
Guys, remember that this is a world where stupid anime cliches are a fact of life.
I don't want to be just ready to come, only to get cockblocked and denied, and then have a complete boner-killer happen when Mia enters the bedroom with our face in between Rosa's legs.

>>35502372
Wait, I got another one. Strip Tutoring. Every time she gets one right, Rosa and Dani remove an article of clothing.

>>35502372
finger session, while writing more ideas. If Mia walks in then we doing research!

>>35502469
>and take her downstairs to watch anime and make out with Claire and get Mia more comfortable with it.
Clarification: Rosa makes out with Claire and does some light handholding and kisses on the cheek and neck with Mia.

>>35502469
Supporting this option.

>>35502532
support

>>35502469
This. Lewds can wait, we have a whole new day ahead of us. And make sure rosa knows this.

>>35502372
>>35502469
Intelligence and logic, you cruel, cruel things.

>>35502611
>>35502642
Yeah, all of tomorrow can be full of studying, grabbing Erica and getting /fit/ together while wearing next to nothing so that Mia can practice drawing figures in motion, making out, sex, and hand-holding.

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>>35502682
>hand holding
You sick motherfucker.

>>35502729
Yeah, Danny has done a lot of lewd stuff in this quest but hand holding is over the line.

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>>35502682
>hand-holding

>>35502372
Do you want to run a trial test?

>>35502759
Actually, I'm pretty sure he did some hand holding in the very first episode.

I lean over and give the pink haired girl a kiss on the lips, long and slow, before pulling away, her hands twitch upwards, as if she wanted to grab me. But she restrains herself, wrapping them into the mattress cover.

"Thanks for the help." I tell her, "Now let's go watch some shitty TV." She opens her mouth to speak, but hiccups a pink bolt, which blasts into my ceiling, glitter showering downwards. "Nope. Not again." I mutter, diving off my bed. I run for the fan switch, blasting it to full bore.

It flings most of the sparkling shower out the window, into the night air, but a good smattering still settles over the room.

Rosa smiles awkwardly from the other side, having dived the other way. "Sorry, I don't know why I keep doing that." A pink heart swells over her head, before it bursts into a shower of confetti, which rains down over her.

I stalk over and grab her by the wrist. "Let's do this somewhere i don't have to clean." I tell her, dragging her back to the lounge room. She covers her mouth, as she continues hiccuping pink light into her palm, glitter littering the floor as we travel. "Sorryyyy." She says with each one.

She eventually tugs her wrist loose, clamping both hands over her mouth. Until it fades. "You good?" I ask, and she nods silently. "Cool."

I beckon her on, vaulting over the back of the couch between the two, joined seconds later by Rosa, who plonks between Claire and I, Mia on my other side.

This gay roses show is still going. Fucking get some taste scrubs.

>What do?

>>35502862
Switch to the news once this is over. I want some fluff to make background tabletop.

>>35502862
>Nuzzle Claire

>>35502862
>Watch Pacific Rim
>Nye or whoever the fuck that faggot who has the robot is the MC
>NEVER THE FUCK MIND
>Watch some shitty kids' cartoons or something like TMNT or whatever

>>35502862
Lay our body across the laps of all three girls.

>>35502977
Claire pushes us to the ground. Now, we're a footrest for all three girls.

>>35502862
Claire was wanting to mess around with Rosa earlier, so enlighten Rosa to this, and make sure Mia isn't ignored.

>>35502956
>Put our arms around Mia and Claire.
R is between us and C

>>35502989
That's not so bad if we tickle all three of them.

>>35502862
>Just wait.

>>35503004
You're right, I don't know how I missed that.

>>35502862
Put our arms around Mia and Rosa, and have Claire also put her arm around Rosa.
Kiss Mia, then kiss Rosa on the cheek.
Give Claire a look to indicate that she can get more aggressive with Rosa.

>>35502989
>Inb4 that is my fetish

>>35503004
Wait a second...
Claire = C
Mia = M
Rosa = R
Daniel = D
If we get a Y girl... we will form YMCA using the D.
This is bad, guys. This is really bad. Chuckles planed this since the start.

>>35503258
I don't see any A.

>>35503258
Ignore this post, im on drugs.

>>35503258
I don't get it. Rosa is R not A.

>>35503283
>>35503297
Please see >>35503288. I shall stop posting and just read the thread.

I sling an arm over the shoulders of both the girls next to me, leaning forward a little, I waggle my eyebrows at Claire, followed by a tiny jerk of my chin at Rosa. She grins and lays a hand on the pink haired girls exposed upper thigh.

Rosa smirks, looking straight forward. I give her a kiss on the cheek, as she focuses on the screen intently, keeping her mouth pinned shut. That done, I pull the still laughing blue haired one from the other side, leaning fully around her, I kiss her on the lips, only to have it broken by a fresh wave of chuckles, her laughter moving into my mouth in a warm giggly wave.

I stroke my hand from her shoulder down to her ribs and squeeze gently, before giving her space again to watch her shitty show about pretty boys and traps.

I really can't stand this shit, I watch Claire slowly stroke her fingers up and down Rosa's thigh, creeping ever high, and further between her legs.

Rosa just bites her lip and stares straight forward. As the episode finishes, I go to grab the remote, when I hear the THUNK of car doors slamming shut, footsteps approaching the door.

Family's home. Ech. On the other hand.... the couch faces away from the door, only the tops of our heads would be visible.

>Run for my room
>Stay here, more fun
>Other

>>35503288
The spiders are real.

>>35503385
>Run for my room
Get the girls up to our room. Make sure that Rosa calls her parents to let them know she's staying the night with some girl friends.

>>35503385
>Run for my room

we really need to invest in some tarps for when we lewd Rosa

>>35503385
>>Stay here, more fun

>>35503392
We know the spiders are real. Chuckles is actually a spider running a quest.

>>35503385
>Other
Go upstairs, watch movie on bed with cuddle pile.

>>35503385
>Run for my room

>>35503385
>>Run for my room

>>35503385
>Run for room.

>>35503385
>Other
Stay here. Straight-face it that there's absolutely no lewd being conducted.

Continue conducting lewd in secret.

>>35503510
>spider
>implying im not drop bear master race

>>35503385
>>Run for my room

>>35503510
>THEY SUSPECT

>>35503530
My apologies, I just assumed you were a bear sized spider, as is the norm for Australia.

>>35503510
REQM is the spider QM.

"Fucking BAIL." I command, bolting over the back of the couch again. The sound of the lock turning echoes loudly through the house, as we rush for the safety of the hallway.

Rosa nearly stumbles flat on her face, but Claire grabs her under the armpits and drags her back to walking upright, arriving into the dark shade of the hall, as the front door creaks open. "Daniel? We're home!" Mum calls.

"Yeah, hi!" I call back, pretending to not be out of breath, as I herd all the girls back to the safety of my room, stopping to grab Rosa's clothes and shift them to the drier on the way.

As I arrive back, Rosa ends a phone call. "Just telling my rents, I'm sleeping over at a friend's place." She explains, knuckling her eyes again. "Ahhhwwuhhh" She yawns. "Bed time." She tells us, as Claire sniffs at the air.

Mia picks at my blankets, asking why they're all covered in glitter, I go to answer, but Rosa cuts me off. "Oh- I had a nightmare, and I blasted that stuff all over the room. Danny helped me wake up." She explains, eyeing me.

I shrug, whatever. "Sure did." Curious.

They sweep as much of the gunk to the floor as they can for now, before they all pile onto the bed, both girls hugging Claire in the centre.

I'm not sure my bed's really built for holding four people, it was kinda cramped, last time Rosa was here.

>Cuddle into Rosa
>Cuddle into Mia
>Take the couch

>>35503991
>Cuddle into Mia

>>35503991
>Take the couch

>>35503991
>Cuddle into Mia

>>35503991
>>Take the couch

>>35503991
>>Take the couch

>>35503991
>>Take the couch

>>35503991
>Kiss Rosa while placing our hand on her hip, kiss Claire, then cuddle into Mia, having one arm go across her, fondle Claire's abs, then stroke Rosa's stomach.

>>35503991
>Lie on top of Claire and cuddle all of them.

>>35503991
>>Cuddle into Mia

>>35504154
>>35504139
>>35503991
This

>>35503991
>Kiss each girls forehead
>Take couch

>>35503991
>Cuddle into Rosa

Well I guess I'll take the couch then, despite this being MY bed. Guess I'm just a swell guy like that.

I kiss Rosa on her upper cheek,giving her a quick stroke down her side, as I lean over and kiss Claire, before walking around the bed, where I kiss Mia and grab a quick feel of Claires abs through her tank top.

I settle myself on the couch, trying to ignore the boner I just foolishly gave myself as I try to fall asleep.

Rosa shuts the light off and soon I hear the breathing in the room even out, into a sleeping pattern.

I kick and shift around a little, rolling over, before I can finally fall asleep, I think I can hear Mike jerking it in his room through the wall.

I clamp a cushion over my ears, and hope for either the sweet embrace of sleep, or barring that death.

In the morning, I'm nudged awake with a prod to the middle of my back. Rosa smiles at me, still in the same state of undress, she holds a plate of chocolate pancakes out to me.

I smile up at her, taking the plate, Mia still lies asleep on the bed. I take a bite of one of the pancakes and nearly choke on a huge floury lump.

I hack a floury cocoa-y ball on the plate, staring questioningly at Rosa. "Is it that bad?" She asks.

>What do?

>>35504389
Procure a hammer, saw or a mallet and demonstrate.

>>35504389
>"Almost as bad as Claire's. But not quite. Yours are still technically edible."

>>35504389
>It could be worse.

>>35504389
"I did this before, and I did it again."
"Time to teach people how to cook, in the goddamn nude."

>>35504389
"Could use less flour and more actual pancake"

>>35504389
>"Where's Claire?"

>>35504490
This mixed with
>>35504492

>>35504389
support
>>35504490

>>35504389
"Let's go downstairs to the kitchen. Let me show you a few tricks about pancakes."

>>35504389
Time to get hands on with her and teach her how to make pancakes just like we taught Clair to make omelettes

>>35504492
YES
THIS

>>35504492
I really don't think it's a good idea to do that here.

>>35504492
>Doing it nude
>While family is still here, particularly Mum
Yeah, no

>>35504642
Naked Apron man. Naked Apron

>>35504642
I'm with Anon here. Boxers are a minimum.

"First Claire, now you. Well, time for a cooking lesson. Come on."

Rosa just looks confused, setting her own plate down. "Me? I didn't cook! Lord no, I suck! Claire cooked these." Ah.

Well, time to throw these out.

I grab her plate as well and lead her back to the kitchen. "Claire, it's called a pancake, not a pan flour, you know that right?"

She flips me off behind her back, flipping a burnt to shit looking pancake. I sigh.

"Out the way dipshit. Leave it to me to produce something edible." I take over, testing the mix. "Claire, did you sift the flour?" I ask.

She just scratches her neck. "Oh yeah, knew I forgot something." She snaps her fingers. Christ.

I turf the whole lot and start again, sending them to wake Mia. Of course, Claire used all the cocoa too, so we make do with vanilla instead.

Claire just smiles at me across the table, past her mouthful of food, initiating another round of footsies.

Eri and Mike wander through as well, drawn by the promise of precooked food, Eri eyes Rosa hungrily as she sits, while Mike moves to head back to his room.

As everyone finishes and plates are cleaned,

>It's time toooooooo.....

>>35504670
That's hardly any better.

>>35504670
No man, just no.
We've got an entire day where we can all be undressed and make out, in the privacy of our room where we won't be bothered.

Don't be naked in a place where Mom or Michael pass through.

>>35504738
>Introduce Eri to Rosa.

>>35504738
>STUDY
>WITH THE POWER OF LEWD

>>35504738
support
>>35504796

>>35504796
>>35504738
This.

>>35504738
It's the morning and we just ate, how about watching the news for an hour or two, to digest breakfast and to pet Mia and watch as Claire and Erica molest Rosa.

>>35504796
Voting for this option.

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>>35501985
>I tap my pen against a scrap of paper. How do I make math interesting. Math is shit. I hate math..... I look down and all I've done is just doodled a shitty drawing of a house, with the word quadratics written across the top of the page.

"Eri, if you could direct your eyes upwards to her face, this is Rosa. Rosa, this is my sister Erica." Claire shuts Eri's mouth for her.

"Um.. hi?" Rosa says.

Eri jerks her head upwards, making eye contact. "H-hello!" She extends a hand across the counter top for Rosa to shake, knocking my glass of juice over in the process. Of course.

"So. I take it you want to hang out with us today?" I ask, as Rosa shakes the hand, leaving me to mop up the mess.

Eri nods, enthusiastically, facing me, but her eyes drifting sideways, down over Rosa's curves again.

And she used to call me a sex pest.

>Get /fit/
>Go outside for once
>Watch tv
>Study with Claire, leave the others to their devices
>Other

>we have a harem
Have we become Nej?

>captcha: pomposity issibuyw

>>35505310
>>Study with Claire, leave the others to their devices

>>35505310
>Go to beach
Yell Umi da

>>35505310
>Study with Claire, leave the others to their devices

also has our Mom finally cooled off about pestering Mike and Eri? it seems so.

>>35505310
>Get /fit/
>Other
Bring Erica along. Suggest that we do it with as little clothes on as possible, to help Mia improve her drawing of body figures and bodies in motion.
Ask Rosa if she'd like to spend some time on the bike, she doesn't have to go completely /fit/ like us, or she can rest on the couch with Mia.

>>35505310
>>Study with Claire, leave the others to their devices

>>35505310
>Study with Claire, leave the others to their devices

>>35505395
A cunning plan

>>35505310
>>Go outside for once

>>35505310
>Study with Claire, leave the others to their devices
Nothing good is ever outside. With this city's luck, a meteorite could fall right on our front lawn for all we know.

>>35505310
>>Study with Claire, leave the others to their devices

>>35505310
>>Study with Claire, leave the others to their devices

>>35505505
Christ I hope not, think of all the powers and bullshit that would come from that

>>35505395
This.

>>35505310
>>Study with Claire, leave the others to their devices

>>35505600
Of course, there's a slim chance of Star Waifu if that ever happens. But wait, the main characters of those kinds of animes are usually the over-burdened guy who takes the girl in out of the kindness of his heart, and then this wouldn't be Background Character Quest anymore.

"Eri, you can be a gracious host for an hour or so, no? Claire and I have to... study." Eri nods, as I tug a groaning Claire off.

I pull her inside my room, deadlocking my door. "Ok Claire time for a math lesson." She groans harder.

"But math is for gaylords." She whines, I raise my eyebrows at her. "Shut up." She replies to my unspoken comment.

I just saunter over, "I have a feeling you'll like this lesson, once we get into the meat of it." I hand her a page of notes. "Read through that." I tell her.

I sit behind her, disrobing as she complains about how quadratics are bullshit and imaginary numbers are fake bullshit. "Why do I have to learn this? This is not going to be relevant to my life." She complains as she finishes the notes.

"Shh. Now take your clothes off." I tell her rubbing against her and rolling her nipples through her shirt.

She grins, "Now that's more like it." She throws the notes down, undressing too. She throws herself down on the mattress, legs spread wide. "C'mon fuck me deep Danny. Momma won't walk right for a week after this." I oblige for now.

I thrust into her, as her silky insides contort and contract around me, I set up a decent pace over her, until bottoming myself to the root inside her. "Hey?" I ask, stopping myself completely.

"What?" She breathes, lust in her eyes.

"What's the quadratic formula?" I demand, softly stroking along her upper thighs, teasing her.

"What?!" She asks incredulously, "Shut up and fuck me!" She tries to angle herself so she can fuck herself onto me, but I keep changing position to stop her.

(CONT)

>>35505708
Do we even qualify as a background character anymore? We have 3 girlfriends, each of them with some bullshit power.
If anything, we are a support character.

>>35505830
Islam allows for polygamy, right?

Leaning down, I respond, "I'll keep going if you answer correctly." I purr in her ear.

"Fuck off!" She claws at my back, still trying to hump herself into my dick. "God fine, is it a equals b time c?"

I smile, as her insides convulse desperately, I run a tongue slowly around one of her nipples before replying, "Not even close."

She moans in frustration, casting her head side to side as she tries to remember, slapping her forehead. Eventually she brute forces her way into the answer, with a bit of me reminding her.

She grins, giving a sigh of relief as I start up again, going for another two minutes, before I pop another question.

She nearly screams in frustration.

This goes on for a long time, probably hours, as I stop and start my rhythm, eventually she gets through the entire sheet, and I resume normal lewdening, I plow into her, her hair messy, the room smelling of sex, and the sheets stained with hours of fluids comingling together.

And when she comes, she comes hard, she pulls herself up to my shoulder, biting hard into the muscle there, hard enough to draw blood as she screams her eventual satisfaction into me.

She falls back on the bed, as I slowly pull out, cum leaking from her. "You're... a cock." She breathes.

"And so much more." I respond, giving her a kiss.

I dump the soiled sheets for new ones, gathering Rosa's cleaned clothes in the process, as Claire moves to the shower. I join her for a quick scrub, before walking into the lounge room. Mia is sitting watching TV alone, the basement door stands ajar. Claire goes back to my room, to check something

>What do?

>>35505830
I wouldn't really consider Rosa a girlfriend.
Are background character and support character mutually exclusive though.

>>35506004
>Check basement

>>35506004
Ask Mia where Rosa went. If she's fucking Eri or something, leave her be and sit down on the couch with Mia.

>>35506004
Ask Mia if Erica and Rosa went downstairs.
Ask her for a quick change to Dani, then go downstairs to see if Erica and Rosa are down there.
Don't want to completely kill Erica's mood.

>>35506004
Check if Rosa and Eri are in the basement.

>>35506004
Check on the basement, sneakily. If Eri and Rosa are doing the dirty, it'd be rude to interrupt.

>>35506098
This.

>>35506095
Supporting this.

>>35506027
Of course.
A background character remains irrelevant during the whole thing, he never has any meaningful interaction with the MC or his companions and the only time he becomes relevant is when he is kidanapped, attacked or killed by the bad guys.
A support character helps the MC and is an important part of his life.

>>35506098
No everytime we turn into Danni we just sexually frustrate our sister. She's either gonna get super pissed at us or try to legit fuck us which would be weird.

>>35506098
No, why disturb them?

>>35506004
>>35506098
Let's do this

>>35506152
>or try to legit fuck us which would be weird
No it wouldn't?

>>35506238
Yes, it really would.

>>35506004
support.
>>35506095
give Eri her space if she is gona get lucky.

>>35506098
no, we have been Dani enough for now. give Eri a chance with a real girl.

>>35506286
Only if you make it weird with rimming or something

>>35506315
She's our sister.

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>>35506356
>>35506356

>>35506356
So, this is random anime land. Incest is probably accepted here

So let's see if we go down stairs our sister is gonna cock block her. If we don't however she's gonna get rejected and be super depress or Rosa is gonna freak out. Great....

>>35506433
*is gonna get upset we cock blocked her.
Damn I'm tired

>>35506433
Or they could be fucking

>>35506378
You're not concerned about getting raped by our sister?

I stroll over to the couch, "You seen Rosa or Eri?" I ask casually.

Mia shrugs, "I think Erica said they were gonna work out downstairs. Or she was gonna work out, or something. You're TV's really loud, I kinda missed it."

I flop onto the couch fully, head in her lap. "Maybe if you have wussy girl ears." I grin. She prods me in the cheek, but her smile suggests she doesn't care.

We sit and watch the news for a while, she scratches my hair as reports of the 'mystery group' that is quite clearly the shining miracle super force bailing sheens pussy robot out of a fight early this morning.

"I didn't even notice that one." I remark absently.

Mia shrugs, "The armour activating woke me up for a while."

The news moves on to something about police investigating rumours into potential abuse of students at the school, one of the guys from my class' back row, arm in a sling, insists its a baseball injury. Ha.

It also mentions that, some serial killer is on the loose, having murdered another Asian girl, suspected to be tied into that girl that pussbag with the online diary is always crying about. Wonder if he's killed himself yet.

And the closing story is some slutty vampire chick apparently kicked a bunch of people nearly to death a few nights back, not an important enough story to warrant immediate attention I suppose.

I drift in and out as regular TV resumes, snuggling into Mia's lap further. The hand not scratching my head, holds one of mine gently, as we essentially doze through the afternoon.

When I startle myself awake, Eri and Claire are sitting on the couch too. shoving my legs to the floor. Claire explains that Rosa had to go home for summer family nonsense.

Well just us I guess.

>What do?

>>35506573
>Rosa gone
Ask Erica if she enjoyed her workout with Rosa.
Then get /fit/ with Claire.
Afterwards, make out with Mia and Claire together.

>>35506573
Either watch dumb movies or play a dumb video game. Critiquing it as we watch

>>35506573
>Look at eri and ask with our trademark shit eating face if she had fun today.

>>35506573
Ask Eri how her workout went with Rosa. tease her a little if she got lucky.
watch dumb movies while snuggling the girls.

>>35506627
This

>>35506619
Seconded

>>35506627
>>35506573
This if we spend all our time working out and leading then we are no better then assholes like Nej.

>>35506730
Nej doesn't apply vitamin D.

>>35506627
Seconding this, but ask Eri how her workout was with a shit-eating grin.

"So, did you enjoy working out?" I ask Eri, with a shit eating grin.

She stares at me, eyebrows raised. "Why yes I did. It was fun not being sexually assaulted during a work out for once." She sneers.

"Ah you love it. You know how much of a slut Danielle is." I pat Mias's thigh as I sit upright, "Well we're gonna go watch some dumb bullshit in my room. Later weeb."

Both girls agree, and we head to my room, I load up some movie that's supposed to be the next big 'terrible' movie; Bear-thQuake.

It seems to have a budget of around sixty dollars, and we all laugh at the terrible cgi bears crawling out of a crater and sacking California.

Mia wipes tears from her eyes, I don't think I've ever seen her laugh as hard as she did at the final scene of a man axing his way out of a cgi bear.

Ah that was some good retarded fun. I power my laptop down, and Claire says she wants to go get /fit/ some more before bed.

>Join Claire
>Stay with Mia and....
>Go to bed

>>35507067
>>Join Claire

>>35507067
>Join Claire

>>35507067
>>Stay with Mia and.... Play a co op game like portal 2 or something. Discuss looking for a job and what she thinks about rosa.
Aren't Bearth-Quakes a natural occurrence in Australia?

Dear god imagine how bad swooping season is in this alternate reality Australia.

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>>35507154
>earthquakes in australia
>implyin bears dont come from the sky

>>35507067
>>Stay with Mia and....
Didn't we just work out yesterday? we aren't swol just yet, we need some relax days or we're gonna burn out.

>>35507067
>Bear-thQuake
I want this to be an actual movie now. Fuck
>Join Claire

>>35507067
>Stay with Mia and....
mess around, game or talk, whichever she wants to do.

>>35507154
They have spider rains there.
>>35507067
> join claire

>>35507154
This

>>35507181
Those are drop bears chuckles. They pretend to be bears so that people take them less seriously. Bears don't even come close to the horrors that are drop bears.

>>35507067
>Join Claire

>>35507154
>>35507203
These if we leave Mia alone she might look through our internet history...

>>35507067
>>Stay with Mia and....
ask if she wants to mess around, or just hang out some more.

>>35507249
Would that really be a problem?

>>35507067
>Join Claire

>>35507303
>Lesbian Bukkake Orgy
Yes yes it would.

>>35507317
Why would that be a problem?

>>35507067
>Stay with Mia and....
Dick around while Claire works out.

>>35507199
Changing my vote here to staying with Mia and screwing around

"Have fun." I tell her,waving her out the door. I tuck my laptop under the bed to charge, before booting up some co op game about robots who hate each other or evil AIs or something? I don't know, I stole it out of Mike's room.

Mia and I chill out, relaxing as we try and get through the puzzles. Unsurprisingly, she's way better at this whole non linear thinking shenigans, and carries me through the game.

She tries to keep encouraging me through it, but I've always been a scrub at puzzle games, and this seems like something that would work way better on a PC I can't afford anyways.

I toss my controller down, as Mia carries us through the final mission of the short co op.

"Well... that was.... FUN!" I exaggerate the word to showcase my biting, dry wit.

Mia just smiles and gives me another peck on the cheek. "You're just mad, cos I'm better than you."

I pout, readjusting my glasses. "No." I say, a little too quickly, drawing another chuckle. This is my punishment for playing on easy all these years. Oh god I've become a scrub.

Mia powers the console, idly doodling and summoning a vacuum cleaner, sucking up the small hills of glitter off stuff for me, before her phone rings.

"Hello?" muttering on the far end. "Speaking?" more muttering, "Yes, that's her... " She furrows her brow, a look of fear crossing her eyes. "Yes? Oh god..." She whimpers those last two words. "I'll be right there."

She hangs her phone up, staring me in the eyes, as she tugs her jacket on. "Danny, I gotta go, Mum's in the hospital. It sounds bad. Something about broken robot parts crushing her car!"

END OF EPISODE 13

>>35507854
fucking cliffhangers.

thanks for running chuckles.

>>35507854
Thanks for running Chuckles as always.

Love the cliffhangers you glorious bastard.