>>35483164
>>Throw yourself on the grenade.

>>35483164
first for panzer.
Also hide behind sanyan

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>>35483185
>PANZER'S NEVER FIRST

>>35483164
>>Throw yourself on the grenade

If we land on it right, we'll absorb the explosion AND shrapnel, protecting Sanya.

>>35483164
>Throw yourself on the grenade.

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>>35483164
>Throw yourself over Sanya to shield her from the shrapnel.
Protect that bundle of love with your body.

>>35483164
>Throw yourself on the grenade.

Taking bets on the asshole who threw it in the trench?

>>35483164
>>Throw yourself over Sanya to shield her from the shrapnel.

SAVE OUR UNBORN CHILD

>>35483164
>>Throw yourself over Sanya to shield her from the shrapnel.
SHE HAS SHEILDS EVERYONE, AND HOW DO YOU THINK SHE WILL TAKE WATCHING US DIE?!?

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>>35483164
>Throw yourself on the grenade.

GNOME POWERS PLEASE DON'T FAIL US

>>35483273
Joe Kennedy. Fuck Kennedy.

>>35483164
>>Throw yourself over Sanya to shield her from the shrapnel.
Oh jeeze

>>35483164
>>Throw yourself on the grenade.

The correct response would be to try and get Sanya to tank it with her shield, but I'm sure this will work out somehow.

>>35483164
>>Throw yourself over Sanya to shield her from the shrapnel.

>>35483303
See that be the easy answer, it's probably some other asshole.

>>35483164
>Throw yourself over Sanya to shield her from the shrapnel.
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NICE THINGS!

>>35483346
fuck your nice things!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKwwi1iMsz4

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>>35483164
>Throw yourself over Sanya to shield her from the shrapnel.
I mean, she probably has her shields, but it's in Young's character to do this anyway.

Also, oh god, I never thought I'd actually get to participate in an active thread of SWQ. This is what first brought /tg/ to my attention, which led to THE DESTRUCTION OF MY LIFE

DAMN YOU PLANEFAG

I HAD A WIFE AND SON BEFORE YOU CAME ALONG AND RUINED ME

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT ALL YOUR FAULT ALL YOUR FAULT ALL YOUR FAULT

But seriously though. All your fault.

>>35483164
>>Throw yourself over Sanya to shield her from the shrapnel.
This is less likely to kill us.

>>35483359
AND THEN!?

>>35483164
AW

SHIT
NIGGAH

>>35483366
Also inb4 gnomes work as shield focii

>>35483164
>Throw yourself on the grenade

>>35483164
>Throw yourself on the grenade.
Sanya doesn't have a Focus, and even she can't create a strong enough shield without one.

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>>35483346

while we wait on god what are your thoughts on the new warthunder update?

>>35483164
>Throw yourself over Sanya to shield her from the shrapnel.

>>35483395
>inb4 we forget to remove sanya for our lap and sandwich her between us and the grenade
>inb4 it's a dud

>>35483426
Everything is broken forever. Isn't that how every update goes?

>>35483426
IT'S SHIT

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>>35483164
>>Throw yourself on the grenade.
HA HA WE'RE GONNA DIE!

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>>35483164
The best time of the day has arrived!

>Throw yourself on the grenade
We make a better shield there than on top of a little girl.

>>35483440
>>35483443
nothing is broken for me and other then the THREE respawn's on tanks

>>35483164
>>Throw yourself over Sanya to shield her from the shrapnel.
God save us all.

>>35483445
Maybe we try to live!

>>35483474
Actually we don't.

>>35483164
>Throw yourself over Sanya to shield her from the shrapnel.

>Throw yourself over Sanya to shield her from the shrapnel

>>35483164
>>Throw yourself on the grenade.

>>35483283
Every thread, I always forget we have gnome powers until someone else mentions it.

>>35483474
We really don't. We've used Sanya before as a portable shield generator while we charged aliums. She can tank like a boss dude.

>>35483164
WHO IS THIS MAN AND WHY IS HE NEARLY TOUCHING MY WAIFU?

>>35483562
That is our functionally insane MC

>>35483555
Actually no, the one we used as a shield was Yoshika.

>>35483562
BECAUSE SHE IS HIS (future) WIFE!

>>35483555
I thought that was Minna? Maybe Mio
>>35483601
or that

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>>35483488
>>35483555
BUT MUH HEROISM. No really though, Sanya can make a good shield for herself.

The rest of the people in the trench? Y'know, riding the mini-tanks? Not so much.

>>35483620
They left on the horse they rode in on

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>>35483601
Good job anon, have a pretty picture.

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Calling it for "throw yourselves on the grenade."

This will be a surprisingly short thread. Hmm.

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>>35483642
do it motherfucker I dare you!

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New art yo

Obviously Young needs to earn more Congressional Medals of Honor.

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>>35483642

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>>35483642

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>>35483636
Oh. Well then. I've made a terrible mistake.

>>35483642
Picture related.

>>35483642
Nice job anons. Planefag returned for 3 threads and now he's going to end the quest thanks to your white knightery.

This was your plan all along, wasn't it planefag?

>>35483562
He's clearly done more than nearly touch her.

They have spawned a brood of bounce-witches.

>>35483642
/tg/ doesn't have enough alcohol in it yet to be making any choices.

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>>35483164
where are her pants?

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>>35483642

>>35483277
hilariously

>>35483682
Oh that's great.

>>35483642
I'm pretty sure that's what at least a few people here were hoping for.

>>35483682
I LOVE IT!

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>>35483742
Welcome to glorious world of Strike Witches, comrade! You must be new here.

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>Throw yourself on the grenade.

Time slows to a crawl as you watch the segmented pineapple grenade slowly tumbling through the dirt, the six-second fuze swiftly burning towards detonation. In your lap you hold a girl who could be your own little sister.

There's only one thing to do.

Sanya's slight frame tumbles from your lap as you lunge forward, finding your feet and flinging yourself forward almost in one motion; the finely-tuned reflexes of a young combat pilot in his prime serving you well in this last moment. You lunge clear over the motorcycle and side-car; knowing all the while that it had to be this way; that the gasoline in the tank would've turned this tight little trench into a flaming inferno that'd suck the searing air right out of Sanya's lungs. There's only one way the little Cossack leaves here alive, and that's through sacrifice.

You realize there's no last-second retrospective, no “life flashing before your eyes.” There's only the split-second where you decide what kind of man you truly are.

You've made your choice.

The grenade rolls to a stop, and you reach out for it as you soar over the motorcycle, on-course to pancake the lethal weapon into the earth.

Then everything goes black.

>You wanted more than this. So much more than this.
>This was expected. A man can only cheat fate so long. You did your job, and you're content.
>None of this is fair. God is an asshole. A railroading asshole.

>>35483712

Witches and pilots.

>>35483863
>None of this is fair. God is an asshole. A railroading asshole.

>>35483863
>None of this is fair. God is an asshole. A railroading asshole.

>>35483863
>this was expected. A man can only cheat fate so long. You did your job, and you're content.

>>35483863
>None of this is fair. God is an asshole. A railroading asshole.

>Then everything goes black.
Because you shut your eyes you dumbass pilot.

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>>35483863
>>This was expected. A man can only cheat fate so long. You did your job, and you're content.

>>35483863
That's it. Pack up everyone, quest's over.

>>35483863
>Heh. Bounced the grenade.

>>35483863
>None of this is fair. God is an asshole. A railroading asshole.

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>>35483863
>You wanted more than this. So much more than this.
>None of this is fair. God is an asshole. A railroading asshole.

>>35483863
>None of this is fair. God is an asshole. A railroading asshole.

>>35483863
>[incoherent profanity]

>>35483863
>None of this is fair. God is an asshole. A railroading asshole.

>>35483863
>None of this is fair. God is an asshole. A railroading asshole.

>>35483863
>>This was expected. A man can only cheat fate so long. You did your job, and you're content.

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>>35483905
Fucking flawless

>>35483863
>You wanted more than this. So much more than this
>None of this is fair. God is an asshole. A railroading asshole.

>>35483863
>>35483905
You're goddamn right we did.

>>35483863
>>None of this is fair. God is an asshole. A railroading asshole.

>>35483863
>>This was expected. A man can only cheat fate so long. You did your job, and you're content.
That was fun run. So what's next?

>None of this is fair. God is an asshole. A railroading asshole.

VOTES CALLED

>>35483863
>>You wanted more than this. So much more than this.

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>>35484021

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>>35484021

>>35483863
>>This was expected. A man can only cheat fate so long. You did your job, and you're content.
WE NEEDED TO TOUCH MORE EARS

>>35483863
>>This was expected. A man can only cheat fate so long. You did your job, and you're content.

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>>35484021

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You drift through the darkness of death, reflecting on your life.

Growing up with the tiny tackling terror, a girl who's violent, spine-distorting flying glomps you now know was powered by magic. Meeting your crew, the stubberon Irishman and the intense closet britbong. Meeting Minna, the gorgeous, amply-endowed redhead with an ass of pure muscle, legs that wouldn't quit, and a control complex sufficient to make you butt skulls with her anyways.

No matter what happens, you're thankful you got to meet...

… oh.

Oh, that's him.

Hammering away at that keyboard like the knuckle-dragging simian fuck he is, loading this narrative with every burnt-out cliché line he can manage, as if ANYONE would be 'thankful' to have met that posse of chucklefuck clowns without having the chance to wrap their legs around their necks and strangle them silent. Your life was and is a pile of bullshit ten feet fucking tall AND YOU'RE MAD AS HELL AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE! You begin casting around in the darkness, looking for some blunt object to visit mayhem on that clickety-clackity typewriter sound you hear in the darkness.

But hark! Somewhere in the darkness, a voice calls out. A sultry, sexy voice, enchanting and smooth.

“C'mere, mine little one,” it coos.

>Follow the typewriter sounds.
>Follow the voice.

>>35484021
Foolish gnome, God did not do this, Kennedy did.

>>35484237
>Follow the voice.

>>35484237
>>Follow the typewriter sounds.
Huh, didn't know death used a typewriter, thought all he needed was his bag.

>>35484237
I
um
fuck I don't know
>Follow the typewriter sounds.
fuck it you only die at least once after all

>>35484237
>Follow the typewriter sounds.

>>35484237
>Follow the voice
Mysterious voices always bode well. Always.

>>35484237
>Follow the voice

>>35484237
>Follow the typewriter sounds.

>>35484237
>>Follow the voice

>>35484237
>>Follow the voice.

... glad to be alive sex with Minna?

>>35484237
>Follow the voice.

>>35484237
promise me the typewriter option isn't an elaborate suicide note

>>35484237
Is this the point where MC young opens to door to find a planefag sitting and writing?

>>35484237
>>Follow the typewriter sounds.
WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, PLANEFAG, AND YOU'RE GONNA GET BOUNCED.

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>>35484335
>promises

>>35484296
This is like the third (?) near death experience Young has had in the quest, I think. Fuck it, I'm starting to lose track of em all.

Why the fuck didnt you nimrods tell Sanya to "Shields up!"?

>>35484237
>Follow the voice.

>>35484237
>Follow the voice.

>>35484237
>Follow the voice

Go towards the sexy voice, pilot, you have more bouncing to do.

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>>35484237

IDK, knuckle dragging simian fuck doesn't really seem to fit.

>>35484237
>>Follow the voice.
So how's the devil doing this fine day.

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>>35484357

Its almost like there's a war on or something

>>35484237
>>Follow the typewriter sounds.

Type writer is the den in someones home as you're nursed back to health. Struggling, clinging to life.

The voice is death.

>>35484360
Because your pain sustains us.

Calling for "the voice."

>>35484237
>Follow the typewriter sounds.

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>>35484377
Fuckme I'm not braining right now. Too much rum. who be deme and inquis?

>>35484377
Nice busts

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>>35484444

>>35484467

Inquis is a friend of ours.

Deme is one of the many names of planefag.

>>35484377
Damn Ghost is stacked.

>>35484377
... Ghost. Ghost no. No Ghost.

>>35484467
Deme=Demetrious=Planefag

Inquis is someone in #SWQ that had a female alt nick and someone decided to make a witch off of it.

>>35484467
Demetrious is fapangel, planefag, gap an elf, all that is good.

Inquis is a slut in #swq.

>>35484406
>implying the people voting for the voice haven't already considered this

>>35484494
ah>>35484502
>>35484507

>>35484507
The biggest of sluts

>>35484237
>follow the voice
If you're going meta on us, I swear to god I'll be very sad.

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>>35484502
>>35484507
>>35484534
Slander and Calumny.

>>35484534
The lewdest of the sluts, but she doesn't like to admit it. Only when she's spread eagle, and double-peace-sign waving with her eyes rolled up and her tongue out does she show her true colors as the lewdest, wettest, sluttiest of sluts.

A pervert savant. A lewd, lusty, legend. The muse of all smutty sluts everywhere.

She is the zenith that all sluts should aspire to. Worship her with your smegma cannons.

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>>35484625
WHY.

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>Follow the voice

That silken voice caresses your soul like a feminine hand in a velvet glove, drawing you closer as a maddening, excited warmth blossoms in your breast.

“Dat's right, m'love,” the voice croons. “You come on to you maman, now. Ah show you da old ways, da good ways. Thangs dey ain't never shown your kind, befo.”

As you drift closer through the dark, you see a figure emerge from the shadows – a small woman, petite, but nicely shaped, curvaceous calves leading into long, toned legs and slightly flaring hips that sashay about as she strides towards you. One delicate arm reaches out to you, the long, muscular and entirely suggestive form of a python curling around it as it reaches its nose out towards your grasping hand.

“Ah 'kin show you da world, mebbie,” she whispers, her dark eyes and dusky skin lighting a fire in your soul. “Ah kin set you free, make you yah own creature. No need for dem orders an' limitations, not no moah.”

You reach out, and the snake's nose brushes against your hand, its thin tongue tickling your palm.

Then you wind up and bunch that heathen swamp-witch in her goddamned chops.

The look of complete and utter shock on her face sticks with you for a moment even as she goes flying into the darkness, propelled like a shot by your blow. The snake's long tail is still flapping about as its supporting arm is removed from its sinuous coils at Mach Two. It emits a surprised “DA FUQ MAMAN!?” as you cock your arm back and swing it forward, the tail whipping through the darkness above and slapping onto something hard before wrapping around it like a whip. You climb hand-over-hand through the darkness, ascending towards-

>LIGHT
>DIRT
>CLOTH

>>35484651

Don't fight it. Embrace it.

>>35484651
Damn, Inquis, what did you do to these anons?

>>35484657
>>DIRT

THE EARTH IS OUR MOTHER.

>>35484657
>DIRT

>>35484657
>LIGHT
FUCK THIS CANT BE THE END WE DIDNT EVEN SEE HELLCOW AGAIN.

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>>35484625
With a reputation like this I feel like it would be wroht checking our the irc. Like watching a train wreck. whic irc server is this?

>>35484657
>dirt

>>35484657
Dirt!

>>35484687
>>35484668
I don't know!

>>35484657
Dirt. Dirt is good. We like dirt. That means something physical.

>>35484687
Nothing, IRC just decided to target him for their faggotry as they got bored with Kota

>>35484657
>DIRT

>>35484657
>DIRT

>>35484712
#swq on Rizon.

>>35484657
>>DIRT

FROM EARTH WE CAME, TO MOTHER EARTH WE SHALL RETURN

>>35484712

#swq on Rizon.

We've got this bot that is a work of art, as penned by God.

>>35484657
Dirt.

My theory is this is a bizarre fever dream brought on by overexertion of gnome powers to dud the grenade. We're lying facedown in the trench over the grenade, so if we wake up we'll be looking at dirt.

>>35484657
>>CLOTH
Holy shit we're getting voodoo'd by Brigette's grandparents. In b4 Fronk is re-incarnation of Young.

>>35484657
>>LIGHT

THE LIGHT IS THE SKY. WE ARE PILOT, WE ARE FLY.

>>35484657
>Then you wind up and bunch that heathen swamp-witch in her goddamned chops.

Planefag, I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

>DIRT

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>>35484657
>>DIRT
bahahahahahaahha

>>35484723
It's easy to get bored with Kota, he hardly participates in the channel anymore except to shill his erp.

>>35484657
>>CLOTH

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE

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>>35484749
WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME, PLANEFAG!

>>35484657
>DIRT

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>>35484776

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HOLY SHIT SWQ IS BACK THIS IS SO FUCKING AWESOME GUYS I'M GONNA FREAK OUT...

>/tg/ instantly gets Young killed

I should've seen this coming.

>>35484657
>>CLOTH

>>35484823
Yeah, you should have. We're a bunch of masochist retards.

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>>35484823
>not knowing it's been back for three weeks

pleb

>>35484823
Welcome to a few weeks ago, hope you enjoy your stay.

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>>35484823
>That pic.
Don't even joke about that stuff man, we all know what kind of stunts planefag pulls when that comes up. pic related.

So. I just found this. I guess it's time to dive into the archives for the older threads, 'cause there's no way I'm not going to join this madness.

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A mouthful of dirt.

You go bouncing off the wall, flailing madly before falling on your ass. Somewhere in the shadows above you your booted feet are flying through the air in interesting trajectories, all four of them. Then something majestic and awful hoves into view; a two-headed, four-eyed albino, like some sort of Cute Cossack Cerberus.

“Y-Young!?”

“Bleararghf,” you reply as your tongue hits your teeth and tries to squish its way through. “blueaf!?”

Your boneless neck lets your head flop to the side, where your eyes are nigh blinded by the brilliant, beautiful blue-white light of a glowing disc, ragged around the edges.

“Blgruf?”

“I- the- I mean- its-” the brilliant light vanishes with a sudden POP! and you're left alone in the dark with the Sanyerus.

“Are you of living!?” she cries, her educated English accent slipping as she shakes you by your shirt-front. Your head rolls around in the dirt wildly as you contemplate that query.

“Yes,” you reply.

Sanya cries wordlessly and flings herself over your body, sobbing anew into your shirt.

>See to the Sanyan!
>Why is she crying again goddammit this is bullshit lets catch that fucker that threw a grenade at us and turn his asshole inside out

>>35484958
>>See to the Sanyan!

>>35484958
>See to the Sanyan!

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>>35484958
>>Why is she crying again goddammit this is bullshit lets catch that fucker that threw a grenade at us and turn his asshole inside out
ITS MURDERING TIME!!!!!!!!!!

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>>35484958
>>Why is she crying again goddammit this is bullshit lets catch that fucker that threw a grenade at us and turn his asshole inside out

SOMEONE IS GOING TO FUCKING DIE

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>>35484823

>>35484958
>>See to the Sanyan!

>>35484958
>>Why is she crying again goddammit this is bullshit lets catch that fucker that threw a grenade at us and turn his asshole inside out

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>>35484958
>>Why is she crying again goddammit this is bullshit lets catch that fucker that threw a grenade at us and turn his asshole inside out

It's murderin' time.

>>35484958
>Why is she crying again goddammit this is bullshit lets catch that fucker that threw a grenade at us and turn his asshole inside out
Time to get mad and beat the living shit out of Joe fucking Kennedy.

>>35484958
>See to the Sanyan!
Something bullshit just happened. We're probably not good to go chasing after the asshole just yet.

>>35484958
>Why is she crying again goddammit this is bullshit lets catch that fucker that threw a grenade at us and turn his asshole inside out

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>>35484958
>Why is she crying again goddammit this is bullshit lets catch that fucker that threw a grenade at us and turn his asshole inside out

time to kill a Kennedy!

>>35484958
>Why is she crying again goddammit this is bullshit lets catch that fucker that threw a grenade at us and turn his asshole inside out

The bastard won't live a day!

>>35484958
>>Why is she crying again goddammit this is bullshit lets catch that fucker that threw a grenade at us and turn his asshole inside out

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>>35484958
>See to the Sanyan!

>>35484958
>>Why is she crying again goddammit this is bullshit lets catch that fucker that threw a grenade at us and turn his asshole inside out
Told you she's be cracked up to see us hurt, but for now, we need to establish who is trying to murder us.

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>>35484842
>>35484863
In my defense, that was the first SWQ thread I'd missed since... ever.

>>35484935
You cannot comprehend what you're getting into.

Also, the very first thread wasn't archived.
http://archive.moe/tg/thread/17545010/

>>35484999
Try me motherfucker.

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>>35484958
>Why is she crying again goddammit this is bullshit lets catch that fucker that threw a grenade at us and turn his asshole inside out

>>35485051
Joe Kennedy must die!

>>35484958
>Why is she crying again goddammit this is bullshit lets catch that fucker that threw a grenade at us and turn his asshole inside out
"Sanya, I just went through another near-death experience. Now, I have to go murder someone, so I'll be back in five minutes, maybe ten if I decide to make it painful for him."

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Calling it for murderizing.

>>35484987
no Rei no!!!

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>>35485089
yes!

>Are you of living
My sides

>>35483164
Jesus fuck, Planefag's back? When did this happen?

>>35484987
>>35485107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdRo7okHCAc

>>35485225
A few weeks ago
https://twitter.com/planefag
It's surreal, I know

>>35485225
Not more than a few weeks. As such, I am now preparing for Armageddon.

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>>35485089

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>>35485089
Allright, time to kick in the door wavin' the '44.

>>35485268
well the way the world is going!

>>35485269
>this still isn't a .webm

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>>35485305
>.44
>Not .45

>>35485329
Long & Hard > Short & Fat

>>35485356
Bet you don't even .45 Long Colt

>>35485329
Pls, doompaul, I was quoting a great poet of our time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNwvHEme_JE

>>35485225
3 weeks ago, apparently.

God, has it really been a year and a half? So much has happened.

>>35485373
Oooooooohhhhhh buuuuurrrrnn.

>>35485423
I guess if we really wanted to make the point we could also mention .45-70.

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You sit up, gently pushing the sobbing witch aside as you blink away the double vision. Your forehead is thundering like a sumbitch. Looking to one side, you see a crater in the earth behind the motorcycle. A dim memory of a loud thundering sound, like... well, like the sound of a concussion wave hitting the officer club's plate-glass window during the Ping-Pong Incident.

Suddenly, it all clicks.

Sanya put up a shield, and you swan-dived your skull right into the goddamn thing.

To protect you from the.... you pinch the bridge of your nose.

“Are you-”

“No, no, wait, I've got this,” you say, holding up a palm. “You put up a shield to stop-”

“The grenade!”

The word bolts through your confused brain, the sonic boom echoing from every distant cobwebbed corner.

THE GRENADE.

You vault over the handlebars of the Indian, crank the starter and have it in reverse before Sanya can so much as blink. The Indian roars backwards out of the air-raid trench, the tires squealing as you crank the handlebars to wheel it about and scan the area.

The base is a mess; riddled with bomb craters, shrapnel and dirt. Men are just now sticking their heads out of cover to inspect the area, except for one guy who's sauntering down the side of the flight line like nothing fucking happened.

Good spycraft – except for the aftermath of a goddamned air raid. You angle the motorcycle at him and floor it, the Indian's little motor surging with effort. The man in the long overcoat turns and looks behind him as you approach, and without any fuss whatsoever spins on one heel, his coat sliding aside to reveal the dull gleam of blued gunmetal.

>DODGE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY
>BOELCKE'S DICTA BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM

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>>35485518
>>BOELCKE'S DICTA BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM

>>35485518
>BOELCKE'S DICTA BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM

>>35485518
>>BOELCKE'S DICTA BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM

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>>35485518
>BOELCKE'S DICTA BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM

>>35485518
>BOELCKE'S DICTA BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM
AND GNOME HIS GUN TO JUNK!

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>>35485518
>>BOELCKE'S DICTA BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM
I think this is a plane thing so

>>35485518
>>BOELCKE'S DICTA BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM

>BOELCKE'S DICTA BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM

>>35485518
>BOELCKE'S DICTA BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM

>>35485518
>BOELCKE'S DICTA BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM

>>35485518
>DODGE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY
Let's try to avoid nearly dying twice in five minutes.

>>35485518
>BOELCKE'S DICTA BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM
Get the cunt!

>>35485518
>>BOELCKE'S DICTA BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM

PREPARE FOR RAMMING SPEED

>>35485518
>BOELCKE'S DICTA BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM

>>35485581
>Always continue with an attack you have begun

>>35485600
>>>/out/

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>>35485518
>OTHER

POP A WHEELIE AND RUN OVER HIS FACE

LETS GO AKIRA ON THIS SUNBITCH

>>35485518

>BOELCKE'S DICTA BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM

>>35485518
>>BOELCKE'S DICTA BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM
WHY DO PEOPLE WANT US DEAD!?

CALLING IT FOR FULL THROTTLE

don't call it a grave

its the future you chose

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>>35485708

I guess YN quest really did help.

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>>35485708
oh shit

>>35485708
I'm having seconds thoughts. OH WELL. BALLS TO THE BANDSAW AND ALL THAT.

>>35485708

Did we bring Sanyan with us? If so, no worries.

>>35485664
Because we're us. I mean, goddamn, how many times did Sean and Ian have a legitimate excuse to take our head off since we got onto this island, anyway? And they can actually tolerate us in moderation.

>>35485753
We most definitely did not

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>>35485708

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>>35485708
Ya win some, you lose some.
>>35485753
Nop we left her in the trench.

>>35485708
And you're loving every second of it fap angel.

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This is the future you chose!

It feels good to be back

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>>35485811
It works for Kathy.

>>35485846
Kathy has a nice rack, that's why it works for her.

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>>35485811

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>>35485877
"Nice Rack" doesn't do them justice. It's canon that they're so big they actually affect her aerodynamics.

>>35485919
>canon
>worth shit

Strike Witches is shit.

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>>35485708
I'd like to go on record saying 'I told you so'.

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>>35485708

>>35485919
It's Shirely that's teh fast one, not Kathy, and she's equally as stacked. Let me look up her wiki entry.

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>>35486037

>>35486107
I want to see Young and co doing that!

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So how long until this becomes a reality with us guest-starring as the NEON SAMALAI

>>35486132
Potato ranger

>>35486131
AWAKEN! MY WAIFUS!

>>35486211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

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Your pistols are already clearing leather as your assailant spins about. Head-on passes are often lethal to both pilots contending, but the one who flinches first is guaranteed to lose – and jerking your speeding motorcycle into the sloped side of an aircraft revetment doesn't seem intelligent, even to you. Your wrists slam down on the padded grips of the handlebars, holding your motorcycle steady as you steer directly for the man in the coat; letting your heading determine your aim. You lean forward, lowering your profile and shifting your weight onto your wrists to further steady the pistols gripped in both hands. The Indian's little engine screams as the engine tops out; you're unable to shift gears like this, but it doesn't matter. The hundred yards between you and your enemy are diminishing fast, but he holds fire for two long seconds, waiting for the perfect time to fire.

But you've played this game before. The pistols in your hands begin their stattaco barking a split-second before he opens up, the bright strobe-flash of automatic fire. The BRAAAAP! of a violently fast-firing weapon rips through the air. He flinches instinctively as he fires, the pop-zing of your bullets spoiling his aim. The smashing sound of bullets on metal reach your ears, and the bike lurches dangerously for a moment before speeding on.

The man before you turns and begins running like a madman down the runway before hooking a right around the nearest aircraft revetment.

>>35486211
Best waifu coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0IRExDWptw

>>35486247
GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER

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>>35486247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cqDXlfASMM

You stuff your heavy 1911 back in your shoulder holster, keeping the lighter 1908 in your left hand. You swing around the revetment at full, breakneck speed, counting on the heavy side-car to counterbalance your bike. Ahead you espy your quarry, sprinting away like the wind, his coat trailing out behind him like a cape.

You reach over and yank out the heavy cotter pin that links the sidecar and the Indian, letting it peel away on its own trajectory. This is about when you realize the front wheel – and tire – took one of your assailants bullets. As you leave the taxiway and hit the muddy ground, the still-inflated rear tire, the one with power, digs into the soft earth, pitching the ruined tire upwards as your motorcycle pops a wheelie.

You lean back in the saddle a bit, maintaining the new center of gravity. Downshifting for better traction, you gun the Indian for all she's worth, the little V-twin screaming BREEENGIDDY-DEEENIDDY DEEEEENG! On one wheel the trusty olive-drab Scout roars through the soft ground as the low-speed chase commences. Your battle-rage goes screaming through your brain, searching for any good Russian words you know, but the only one you remember is-

“CHEEEEEEEKI BREEEEEKI, MOTHERFUCKER!” you scream yourself hoarse as your motorcycle chews its way across the soft ground of Eddington strip.

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RUN THAT FUCKER DOWN.

>>35485708
Oh boy it's time for witches!

Watch out for planefag!
/qtg/ public enemy number one!
He is the main one responsible for...

[X] SWQ
[X] SuWQ
[X] SW89
[X] TW89
[X] PJW89
[X] ALL THOSE OTHER NEVER ENDING FUCKING SPINOFFS
[X] Inserting a male PC into my pure lesbian waifu setting
[X] Killing questing in 2004,2011,2012,2013,2014
[X] Hostile take over of /qtg/
[X] Popularizing questing on /tg/, choaking the board with shitty quests
[X] Having "fun"
[X] Anonkun's white color scheme
[X] Encouraging GermanSchteel to write his shittier "fixed" SWQ:Galia
[X] Numerous false-flagging operations
[X] /qtg/ trolling
[X] Trolling Taleanon
[X] Removing Crusty Jones's internet connection
[X] Bullying EGO
[X] Bullying AzureNyan
[X] Bullying planefag
[X] Migration of FUCK QUEST to /tg/
[X] Gyoji imoutospamming
[X] Fluff
[X] Skub
[X] NTR in Psion quest
[X] Hexer's slow pace
[X] Making Merlin lewd
[X] Never delivering Keine lewds
[X] Deculture's delays
[X] Successful assassination of TalesAnon
[X] Successful assassination of Kota
[X] Attempted assassination of deculture by flooding the Philippines
[X] Bouncing the UN World Congress
[X] Starving the world's supply of bad dragon's with bulk purchases
[X] Diaz
[X] Introducing the .H264 10-bit profile in questing
[X] Zoe Quinn and Five Guys
[X] Pushing to ban lolis in Japan
[X] DDOS'ing nyaa.se
[X] Was responsible for Theros being the worst block ever
[X] Created Kamigawa
[X] Banned Golgari Grave Troll and Dread Return from Modern
[X] Taking over and directing Star of David Games
[X] Fetches in Modern
[X] Leads the IRC Cabal
[X] Vote spammed with the Cabal to make sure your waifu didn't win in that quest
[X] Purgin exhentai of all wani content (never forget)
[X] Made the Hugbox
[X] Killing SWQ
[X] Not Killing SWQ
[X] Never writing AWiY, ever
[X] Anti-skubbers
“[X] That”

His ultimate goal is to kill questing and /tg/!
However, you can stop him. Spread this list!

>>35486280
>wheelie motorcycle chase

Jesus Christ.

>>35486280
Meanwhile Minna is watching the whole thing and facepalming.

>>35486326
>implying she's not wet as fuck right now

>>35486320

WELCOME TO SWQ

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>>35486320
>my actual face in real life when

>>35486337
Well, that too.

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>>35486280
>>35486247

>>35486280
God it's good to have you back.

brb 10 minutes for dinner, will give me time to ensure this chase ends in the worst possible way for all parties involved

>>35486395
ofc

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>>35486395
>worst possible way for all parties involved
I expected nothing less from you.

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>>35486395

>>35486424
my plants!

>>35485919
>>35485846
best waifu

now we party while he's gone!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDDHtpOkciQ

>>35486395
Might as well grab a cold shower while we wait since I'm now taking a break from Diablo 3.

>>35486600
ya its RO2 time

>>35486723
Time to physically duck my head while prone in a ditch hoping to god that the MG doesn't light me up.

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BACK

WRITING

had to delay to chase some coyotes across a field like a red injun

>>35487004
>>35486723
God I love Red Orchestra 2.

I especially love playing as the Wehrmacht and a Machine Gunner. That double-drum mag on the MG-42 is sex.

>>35487004
Or in my case be the good squad lead and use smoke at the right time!

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>>35487061
Pika-Sanya. I can't. My heart...

>>35487061
Did you catch them sleeping with your sister?
again

>>35486723
>>35487004
>>35487062
>>35487091
Does SWQ have a steam group? Because if we don't I think it's high time we made one.

>>35487062
I love a challenge and play AT a lot. Especially since killing someone with an AT-rifle is really satisfying. Just wish they got a scope or something.

>>35487122
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/aeronauticalheterosexuals

I believe we do.

>>35487122
There's one but I'm sure it's dead.

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>>35487061

oh man that honne

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>>35487104
>mfw imouto gave me the idea for the next update

>>35487213
>stealing ideas from your little sister
You've fallen so far

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>>35487213

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>>35487180
Neat

>>35487182
We could make it a thing again.

>>35487256
Would you prefer he steal from Onee-chan?

>>35487061
>>35487101
ISQ has a nice amount of Honne (only ISQ plug solely due to dat Honne) and it usually runs saturdays at 6pm central

>>35487290
>We could make it a thing again.
Why would we do that? Sounds like work.

>>35487291
I prefer he steal from me. Then all of my lewd dreams would come true.

So, yeah. Someone tried to kill us AGAIN. Probably also targeting Sanya.

Can we please tell Kupcakeski that she's won, because even we wouldn't get a girl's family purged just to be a give-no-fucks pilot.

>>35487213
Did she stuff your Mio figure inside your Mio pillowcase and beat you with it?

>>35487213

aw hell. we're boned.

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>>35487334
I already have it's QM telling me to read it.

>>35487334
ISQ?

>>35487339
Are you telling me you don't want to frag your fellow SWQfags?

That sounds like communist talk to me, boy.

>>35487413
Infinite Stratos Quest: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Infinite%20Stratos%20Quest

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>>35487348
>not wanting to party up on RO2 and dominate the communist scum in the name of the people, the leader, and the fatherland

>>35487370
I get the feeling Sanyan's just collateral damage in this case.

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>>35487463
>Not playing Rising Storm
>Not charging straight at american piggu
>Not charging for the Emperor
Okay gaijin

>>35487426
You know I'm in that group. I don't think ever happen in that group.

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>>35487061
Here's the sister pic, brace your nutbladders

>>35487511
>not burning jap to a crisp

How not American of you!

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>>35487061
Best French girl. Best French Witch.

>>35487526
>I don't think anything

WORDS.

>>35487526
NOTHING HAPPENS IN THE SWQ GRUPPE

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>>35487546
I prefer my slavs killing themselves for me over burnt japs.

>>35487548
>>35487542
>>35487061

Jesus, my heart. Where are these crossovers coming from?