>What is your name?
Pound Cake
>And how cruel will you allow the world to be?
As easy as a strumpet on saturday.

>>35415617
Purrwin Schrödinger
Roll for cruelty

>>35415617
Daniel Jackson.

And quite cruel, maybe a 7/10 on the cruelty scale. My preferred response when faced with said cruelty, inflicted upon myself or others, shall be arson.

>>35415694
I'm redacting my vote for Pound Cake and going for this.

Fagtron
Korean Cuisine tier

>>35415617
>What is your name?
Dan "The Man" Jenkins
>And how cruel will you allow the world to be?
Reasonably cruel. Not too harsh, not too nice.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>35415694
Rolling for cruelty %, if that's a quantifiable thing.

>>35415617
Blast Hardcheese, and as cruel as the part of RPG Hell where gamers are forced to play FATAL for all eternity.

>>35415765
We're doomed.

>>35415765
WHELP can't argue with that

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>>35415765

>>35415765
Dear god, why

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>>35415765
Let it begin.

>>35415765
We're dead.

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>>35415765
I would like to remind the good anons of this thread that burning everything is always an appropriate reaction to egregious evil.

>>35415765
So, Purrwin Schrödinger and the sadistic version of FATAL?

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You will be cast onto a cruel world, Purrwin Schrödinger. Where a terrible darkness creeps. Where challenges are great and many.

But fear not. At least the gods have expressed a passing interest in your survival by not spawning you 50 feet above the ground.

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>>35415946
>Difficulty level represented by a snarling lion bleeding from every orifice.
Dis gon be good.

>>35415946
So... where have we spawned?

>>35415946

Oh boy, i can aready see that even prostution wont be enough.

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You awake, falling. A starry expanse is all you see.

Turning over a bit, you realize the surface of the Earth is fast approaching. It may seem that the gods forgot all about their interest in your survival (actually, you're 40 feet above the ground--a good 10 feet below the altitude they promised not to spawn you from).

You must consider your options or you'll suffer injuries. Or maybe you won't suffer at all and your quest will end shortly--free burial included (gravestone not included).

What will you do?

>>35416083
>What are you worrying about cats land on their feet.

>>35416083
Land on you feet, cat boyee.

>>35416083
Use shirt as flappy thingies.

>>35416083
Deploy parasol. Failing this, do that thing falling cats do

>>35416083
we a cat doe

Maybe aim for something soft looking just in case

>>35416083
cats are good at falling and not hurting themselves so do that

>>35416083
Postulate that [ih/2π][∂Ψ/∂x] = -[h2/8π2m][∂2Ψ/∂t2]+VΨ

>>35416083
Knock yourself out. Being unconscious means your muscles will be relaxed so your bones MIGHT NOT break...

>>35416083
Attempt to use your clothing to create as much drag as possible.

When impacting the ground, land on your feet and use your muscles (not your bones) to absorb as much of the force as possible and slow you down as the rest of your body catches up. Like any cat would.

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Being a cat, falling is not something that would ordinarily kill you. Twisting, you right yourself, facing down onto the Earth.

Your body instinctively arranges itself into the perfect form for a hard landing. You're about to land.

(sorry about the slow updates /tg/, I don't draw that fast)

>>35416435
(S'fine by me, I'm just checking this between paragraphs.)

>boy
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>35416435
>inspect surrounding

>>35416435
Draw updates are a goddamn luxury, take the time you need.

>>35416435
>>35416535
TG loves good art.

I know I do

>>35416526
Yeah, let's be gay

>>35416624
Who says we can't ask for a sex change?

>>35416624

From the way the cruelty scale is set, we're either not going to have the time to worry about that or we're not going to have a choice in the matter.

>>35416624
We'll be lucky if the things that rape us have discernable gender

>>35416435

Survive thansk to the powers of gay.

>>35416083
This looks furry. Is this furry?

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You land hard. But your flexible frame absorbs the impact well, just as nature intended. You tumble for a distance. Fortunately, no bones feel out of place, and nothing seems broken or fractured. You stand up and find yourself in a prairie of tall grass.

Nearby is a road paved with stone.

Far down the road to the south, you see the shadowed silhouettes of towers and and buildings. At this distance, even your ability to see in the dark doesn't allow you to see much detail.

Far closer to you, to the east, is the edge of a forest.

What will you do?

Can't this board have one fucking quest thread without a pointless discussion of sexuality?

>>35416719

Follow the road to the south.

Naked.

>>35416719
>Become king of the jung- the forest.

>>35416719
Head to forest, make pact with nature spirit.

Buildings means people, and people means rape.

>>35416720
>TG

shhhh.

>>35416719
check inventory
check if we can scrape any favours from the gods via prayer and devotion

>>35416720
Never.
>>35416719
Head for the forest. Live just as nature intended.

>>35416719
Head towards civilization, but make sure to stay out of sight. Parallel any roads headed in that direction about 100 meters to the left or right of it, stuff like that.

>>35416784
>As nature intended
>In a 100% cruelty world

>>35416719
Assess possessions

Lets go look at the forest first, if its that close

>>35416719
Quickly to the town, or we will be eaten by a grue

>>35416719
>go to forest, find elf babes
Failing that, chop down some trees, get some muscle, and achieve manliness.

Look for delicious prey. Kill delicious prey. Eat delicious prey. Then climb a comfortable-looking tree and take a nap.

>>35415765
>see thread
>oh boy, it's one of THOSE quests
>well, I guess I can troll it
>see this

HOLY FUCK THINGS JUST GOT INTERESTING

>>35416719

Proceed carefully South.

>>35416801
Nature doesn't know cruelty. Maybe apathy, but all that's cruel there are fickle gods and whatever sentients come along.

>>35416861
>carefully

>>35416876
You've clearly never seen a cat play with it's food, have you?

>>35416939
But anon, YOU are the cat.

>>35416876
I think we're dealing with a "nature that has produced many sapient, evil beings.

>>35416962
And the food.

>>35416984
We shall see

>>35416970
Sapient cats, then.

>>35416984
Does that mean we'll be playing with ourself?

>>35417013
We'll have to see.

Catboy is dead already?

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(after 10 minutes, there was one more vote for the forest over the road.)

After dusting yourself off--keeping yourself neat as any cat would, you head away from the road towards the forest. Along the way, you check your pockets and find nothing. You also look up towards the stars and feel no returning gaze of any sort. It seems like you're on your own.

When you arrive at the entrance of the forest, you notice the growth of trees seem to be a little denser then a glance from the outside would suggest. Deeper in, the darkness seems to be rather thick. Not sure if it's trees blocking the way. Strange though, since you usually see in the dark just fine.

Continue?

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>35417013
I roll to seduce the catboi.

>>35417261
I think the QM is just a bit slow to post because of the drawing

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>35417278
Continue, nothing could go wrong.
Nothing.
Nothing at all.

>>35417278
"Hello? Anyone there?"
also
>then
I'm sure you meant 'than' and just hit e by accident.

>>35417278
Balls, no, this has death written all over it.
Turn around and head towards the buildings, I'll take my chances with something I can actually talk to any day. We can turn tail and dash for the plains there anyway.

>>35417278
>head into the advanced darkness
Hey, it's a murderworld anyways, may as well live while you're alive.

>>35417278
Get a higher vantage point, climb the trees.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35417278
Continue into the forest and find a nice dark place to sleep/touch self. We're not going to be able to do anything if we're tired.

>>35417278
Climb tree. Find bird. Kill bird. Eat bird. Groom self. Sleep.

>>35417278
>roll up sleeves, wiggle ears, enter spooky trees

>>35417278
Enter trees
Use feline stealth

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>35417278
You said we spawned with no items right? so wouldn't that make us naked? (i'm sure you Drew us with clothes for modesty sake)
So we need to find something to cover up.

>>35417278

Holy damn, the art is so very detailed. At least for this speed.

Fuck you OP, it's midnight and I want to sleep. THis better not be a one shot.

>>35417426
If we get killed, I want to continue as undead.

>>35417278
>head back to civilization

>>35417449
>Vengeful catboy wraith quest

>>35417463
coward

Go into the Sirious Black

masturbate

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>>35417473

Yes.

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You're not going to let a forest scare you away from finding a quiet place to sleep. But you perk your ears and listen. Nothing. A forest this large usually has plenty of nocturnal life, even if it's a couple of owls. Oh well. You step into the forest.

You walk for a bit, keeping a close eye on the trees. A good place to hide for yourself as well as other things, you reason. It's getting darker, but you can still see. But the quiet has passed the point of tranquility and now you're starting to hear the beat of your own heart, and ringing in your ears. Suddenly, the quiet is broken.

Ahead, you see a dim light. It has trouble illuminating the darkness, but it's still visible. You can hear footfalls, and eventually, you make out a shadowy figure.

What will you do?

>>35417405
The gods were merciful! Enough to provide Schrödinger with clothes at least. I guess that way, they make sure he can never claim the gods gave him nothing.

>>35417858
hide

>>35417858
Climb into a tree.

>>35417858
HIDE HIDE HIDE

we are at 100% cruelty, take no chances

>>35417858

Hide and observe

>>35417858
Hide behind a tree, prepare claws.

>>35417858
Hide.

>>35417858
>run at the figure, teeth bared
go hard or go home

An honest to god drawfag quest.
Glory be to Sajuuk.

>>35418443
A rarity these days.
>>35417858
Hide in a bush!

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Your hairs stand on end. Alarm rushes over you. You need to hide.

You press yourself up against a tree and scratch your way to the top without a second thought.

You hear the footfalls coming closer. Looking down through the branches, there seems to be a person in a robe of some sort. He has a large hat and is carrying a long stick. He's also holding a lantern. Even this close, you can see it really doesn't help in penetrating the darkness.

What will you do?

>>35418530
TACKLE HIM

>>35418530
Pounce!

>>35418530
>Stalk him

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>35418530
BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM WITH YOUR CLAWS

>>35418530
>Stalk him

>>35418530
Jump on him and take his stick
100% cruelty world bitches, survival of the fittest

>>35418530
>Offer sex

>>35418530
Friend or foe? Follow until we know!

>>35418530
STAY HIDDEN

guys we are the random encounter

>>35418530
Follow him sneaky like through the treetops like the ocelot we might be related to

>>35418593
Oh my god, we're like the Tolkien minority in a fantasy world.

>>35418530
Say hello to our new best friend

>>35418530
Greet amicably. If he tries anything, go for the eyes

>>35418530
Wait and watch

>>35418530
This >>35418675. We're not going to out-cruel or out-cunning this world, so we may as well try and make nice with it.

>>35418530
Pounce.

>>35418530
Ask him for food, as far as I know we haven't eaten.
Alternatively, pounce him and eat his tender neck meat.

>>35418530
go in the opposite direction from where the guy came from

>>35418530
Hide.

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>35418530
Roll to pounce on him and consume his flesh

>>35419099
>>35415765
1d100 killing it in the brutal factor today.

>>35418530
At first I was going to say hide more, but then >>35419099 got 93 AND dubs. Can't argu with that.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>35419099
Do this but in an adorable manor

>>35419194
>>35419099
Shit man

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>35419194
Do this but with our fuck out.

>>35419233
The 1d100 does not favor this notion. Dropped.

>>35419233
>>35419246
Phwew, for a moment I was worried.

>>35419233
>with our fuck out
what does this even mean?

>>35419194
>>35419099
>>35418530
So we're ambushing and devouring the stranger in an adorable fashion.

>>35419284
Meant to say dick. for some reason my phone auto corrects dick to fuck.

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You decide to stay hidden and watch for now. The thought of offering a greeting did cross your mind, but you remember that few friendly things walk the night.

But the robed individual stops walking. He makes his way to a tree across from your's. You can hear him utter a heavy sigh, almost a groan. He places his stick on the ground and sits. He takes off his hat, and the weak glow of the lantern reveals a wizened face and greying hair. An old man. In the forest at night. You wonder at this.

It appears he is resting. You hear him breathing somewhat heavily.

What will you do?

>>35419310
Can't devour strangers adorably if you're not properly attired anon.

>>35419344
Try on his wizard hat!

>>35419344
Appreciate the obvious monster bait and get some sleep.

>>35419344
>Ask if he's a wizard!

>>35419344
>>35419194
>>35419099
1d100 doesn't lie. We gotta do it. No mercy.

>>35419344
Now's the time to pounce! Adorably!

>>35419344
>>35419388
Yeah, keep hidden but talk to him.

>>35419344
>>35419293
Gotta be careful though. Could be a wizard.

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>>35419389

It's a cruel, cruel world out there.

We must become crueler.

>>35419409
>>35419410
Okay, pounce on him adorably, THEN ask if he's a wizard. If he's not, we consume his flesh.

>>35419389
Sorry, that was for an action not taken. Try again.

>>35419437
I'll reroll if the QM says. Otherwise, definitely pounce adorably

>>35419416
> act as cruel and vicious as possible
> the natives just think we're adorable
> also, delicious

>>35419388
I like this, but keep hidden and be ready to make a dash for it.

>>35419430
If he is a wizard, shouldn't we want to consume his flesh to gain his power even more?

>>35419344
I support >>35419430. If he IS a wizard, we steal his spells and then devour his flesh.

>>35419481
>>35419484
>>35419430
>>35419389
>>35419409
>>35419344

Seems that makes 6 votes for pounce - interrogate - consume then

>>35419526
At the very least, initiate contact with a adorable pounce. What comes next can depend on how the pounce goes.

>>35419416
Knowing /tg/, we'll pull a Shax Gloombreaker.

>>35419389
dice in quests are dumb unless you're running an RPG and mislabeling it a quest.

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>>35419194
>>35419099

>>35419560
Dice are used in quests all the time. If the majority of people want to go this way, that's how it's going to go.

>>35419582
Absolutely adorable.
>>35419344
Well, since everyone else is saying it, let's pounce the guy.

>>35419344
Check the surroundings for other creatures, then go up to the man and greet him if the coast is clear. We shouldn't murder and eat random strangers; that can only end badly in any world.

>>35419560
They're good to give some degree of incentive not to go for the risky options because they may fail without the GM bailing you out.

>>35419597
Nowadays, sure.
And it blows.

Opinions.

>>35419680
If we want to survive in a 100% cruelty world, we must be 120% cruel. Or something cliche like that.

I just wanted to become the Wizard's apprentice so we could learn grimdark magic.

>>35419871
Do it Maori-style, saves time and fills the belly.

>>35419835

Wonder if 100% cruel means that the world is civilized but really shitty to live in, or that the world is in ruins and that everyone has to go maximum survival mode to last more than a day.

>>35419889
Judging that the old man has relatively normal clothes and isn't being impaled by arrowheads or something, I'd say the former.

>>35419871
what if eating him gives us his grimdark magic

>>35419835
If we go around attacking every person we see, we'll only get killed by someone too strong to face. Or make enemies of the people they were friends with. Or lose people's trust. Or simply miss out on allies who could have helped us. People killing each other as a default response will make the world worse, not better.

>>35419883
Maori-style doesn't save time in the slightest. Do you have any idea how time consuming it is to properly cook an adult human body that way? The sun would come up before it would be ready, and the delicious smell would draw in animals from miles around.

>>35420144
I only support killing this one guy at the moment. We'll see how things go.

Well, I supose it depends. Is this a one shot? Nigga gon' get punched on. We in this for the long term? Might be best to talk from the shadows before pouncin'

>>35420172
We're part cat, who said anything about cooking?

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>>35415765
You now have my attention

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Feline instincts stir within. Especially from a perch, you feel the urge to pounce rising.

You begin to consider your options, but suddenly feel the rush of air as your body takes off without you realizing. You are heading straight for the old man. As you cut through the air, arms forward, the old man flinches, obviously startled. He sees, in the darkness, a pair of yellow eyes coming at him. He reaches for his stick, intending to defend himself.

But you're fast. There is still time to react. Or you can finish your pounce.

What will you do?

>>35420285
Keep going man, can't stop now. We gotta get him before he gets us!

>>35420285
>Steal his stick and climb back up the tree.

>>35420285
>Lick yourself
>Act like nothing happened

>>35420285
Take his stick
Initiate conversation from your new position of power

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>35420285
Claw that fool's face off

>>35420285
Tackleglomp him and say hello. If he thinks it's weird, just say you wanted to make sure he wouldn't attack you.

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>35420285
Steal his stick!

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>35420285
Seems best way to go is remove the threat and establish dominance.
>take stick, overpower man

>>35420285
Knock away the stick and hold him down. Then, interrogate.

>>35420348
>>35420365
>>35420362
THE 1D100 HAS SPOKEN
>>35420285
Guess that means I vote to claw his face off.

>>35420285
>>35420362
ABORT, ABORT!

>>35420285
>Tackle him and sniff his body.

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>35420285
>>35420358
Rollin to tackle in a nonviolent manner

>>35420348
>>35420414
The dice is apparently a big fan of violence.

5 votes for stealing the stick, 3 votes and a profitable die roll for mauling him, and 3 for tackling nonviolently.

>>35420285
Non violently tackle him and interrogate.

>>35420485
It's four for stick actually, I samfagged.

>>35420510
>>35420516
Alright, so the vote is tied at 4 for either tackling nonviolently or taking the stick.

>>35420485
Add another vote for mauling.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>35420542
Por que no los dos?

>>35420558
Goddamn

>>35420558
this is a cruel world

>>35420558
>more 100s

>>35420558
THE DICE WILL IT

>>35420558
>>35420285
You know what must be done.
>Tackle away the stick, but show nonagression.

>>35420558
nigga i dont speak no mexican

>>35415765
This quest now has my undivided attention

>>35420558
>>35415765
The most bipolar die ever

>>35420661
>Why not both?

>>35420558
Well then. Hold the wizard at staff-point for the rest of his belongings.

>>35420542
I recommend going after his staff. If we tackle him we might accidentally hurt him. Or crash into the tree he's leaning on.

>>35420285
Nat100s don't lie. We're takin that staff.

>>35420597

>Believing noko dice

Really? I thought it was pretty well established that dice in the email field is the only way to be sure of fairness.

>>35420848
>email field
That's the name field you pillock. There's only that and the "options" field, which is where all the die are rolled from.

>>35420848
Moot changed that a while ago. There is no email field anymore.

>>35420848
It's not noko dice, the whole field thing was changed and so was the rolling display. There is no more email display.

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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>35420872
>>35420882
>>35420886

Well shit, clearly I've been away too long.

Rolled 367 (1d666)

testing if noko dice still work.

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You follow through with your pounce. The old man only manages to lay a finger on his staff before coiling with the force of the collision. You knew he had no chance. He grunts and you hear a dull thud.

The old man has hit the back of his head against the tree. His body slides to the ground. He manages a weak groan before going silent.

What will you do?

>>35421161
Curl up in his lap and act like nothing happened

>>35421161
Acquire stick, tie him up and interrogate him.

Knowledge is power and we need it.

>>35421161
Check for vital signs. Dead people can't teach us their arcane knowledge.

>>35421161
This is why I suggested going for the staff.

First, check to see if he's still breathing. Then take a look at his head to see how badly he's injured.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>35421161
His neck is exposed. Finish the job, enjoy the meal.

>>35421161
Move his stick away
Check his vitals
Rifle through his pockets

>>35421161
>>35421209
Well scheisse. I was going to suggest eating him anyways.

>>35421209
The dice compel me.

>>35421181
this

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>35421209
Rolling to subdue him, then, rather than killing th guy.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>35421209
>>35421276
are these rolls for how well we do or what we do?

Either way I say we should take the stick and hide.

>>35421161
>purr
No one can be mad at a purring cat.

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>35421209
Nah fuck that, I don't care how good the role is, we need intel on this cruel world. We can eat this guy after we figure out what the hell is going on.

>>35421296
No, the QM hasn't called for any rolls.

>>35421161
Take his stick, check his pulse, and quietly wait for him to wake up.

>>35421312
>>35421276
>>35421209
Die rolls are getting a bit out of hand.
In any case the tally is: 3 to subdue and interrogate, 3 to check vitals, 2 for stealing stick, 3 for eating.
Well, I already voted.

>>35421296
They just determine which ideas get the most hype.

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>35421405
Pretty much.
Rolling to see if he's alive, then.

>>35421370
Subdue

>>35421444
>>35421423
Alright, 4 to subdue and interrogate. I suppose checking vitals isn't worth a turn in and of itself.

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>>35421161
> He's really down for the count.

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I can only hope OP goes along with murderous catboy quest.

I mean, we don't GOTTA murder the old man. We need information.

But still, if he wusses out over letting us show how fucking brutal killers cats can be, this'll be one big ole disappointment.

>>35421533
Gotta agree, 100% cruel world takes no prisoners.

>>35421550
Or it takes prisoners and does terrible things to them.

>>35421578
Pretty much. And not the good kind of terrible things either.

>>35421578
And if we have friends, they might rescue us.

That's why murdercat is a stupid way to do it. We shouldn't just be an asshat to people without even trying to build friendships and trust. In a harsh world, people can only survive by sticking together.

>>35421578
We should tie him down and make him scratch us between the ears.

>>35421603
>And if we have friends, they might rescue us.
I'm sorry, is this a 30% cruel world? A 10% cruel one, even?

>>35421533
There is difference between being a sociopath and being a full-retard serial-murdering sadist.

Consensus definitely seems to be tie down - make sure he's alive - interrogate

>>35421650
Yes, of course, but if he never let's us kill anyone this'll just be another 'cutesy' quest.

>>35421650
Well yeah, the sadist wouldn't interrogate first. Wouldn't get far in life like that.

>>35421677
CN murderous edgelord is no better

>>35421643
If the world were less cruel, people would be more willing to forgive someone who proves himself untrustworthy. And we only have the Gods' word on how cruel the world is (right before they dropped us from the sky); we don't know how things actually work here. Caution is good, yes, but caution goes both ways.

>>35421677
It's not a matter of the quest not letting us murder and eat a defenseless old man that we've just met, it's a matter of it being a bad idea.

>>35421704
Well put anon, well put.

>>35421704
>And we only have the Gods' word on how cruel the world is (right before they dropped us from the sky)
It's a near unanimous consensus that the world is 100% cruel. Die rolls do much to sway opinion.
>>35421690
Edgy? Man, I just want some food.

>>35421751
>Die rolls do much to sway opinion.
Of the retards, yeah.

>>35421773
Thank goodness for your enlightened position on the matter.

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You check the old man's vitals. He still has a pulse, and he appears to be breathing normally. It looks like he's dazed. He's still groaning, but unable to move. Maybe in his younger days, he would have taken a blow to the head like a champ.

You take advantage of this situation by first picking up the old man's staff. For someone dressed like a wizard, his staff sure feels impotent. When he comes to, he won't be in any position to harm you with it in any case.

While you're waiting, you feel a sense of uneasiness creep onto you. You turn around and see four shadowy figures and four dim lights not too far away, not unlike the old man's lantern when you first saw him. Why didn't you hear their footfalls? They seem to be coming this way.

What do you do?

>>35421794
Shoot the staff at them
>pew pew

>>35421794
Can we pick him up and carry him and his lantern at a decent pace?

>>35421794
RUN FOR IT

>>35421794
Time to go.

>>35421794
Take what we can from the old man and hoof it. No way we're explaining our way outta this one.

>>35421794
Pick up the old man and staff and get off the road and out of sight. Leave the lantern.

>>35421794
>Slap the old man awake
Hide behind him. It's his problem now.

Chuck that sonvabitch like an abidigital and run like hell.

>>35421853
>>35421811
I don't think we have the strength to carry another person and their belongings, while running away from the others.

>>35421794
Drag the man into the bushes and attempt to wake him. Then gtfo.

>>35421869
>throwing away a magic staff
nigga you crazy

>>35421794
>Kill the light, we don't need light, we're a cat!

>>35421931
Thats the plan. If we throw it, we hope its magical powers let it work like a boomerang and hope it comes back.

Or we can default to pew pew.

I actually like plan b, can that become the new plan a?>>35421931
>>35421931

>>35421981
I thought our night vision didn't work in this place

>>35422074
We have excellent hearing!

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>35421794
Rolling for to seduce the figures

>>35422310
Is this really a wise idea?

>>35422347
No, but it's a sexy one.

>>35422362
Granted

>>35422310
4 figures, 1 catboy, 100% cruelty.

Roll for circumference, we're gonna need another 100.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>35422391
Rolling for anal circumference.

>>35422419
Potential cruelty just went up to 101%

The seduce option is not advised.

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You shake the old man. He stirs a bit, only groaning more than before. You look towards the lights. They're still coming.

You bend down and try to drag the old man, but he's heavy and you don't get far at all. Leaving the lantern, you stand up, staff in hand, and prepare to high-tail it. The lights are rather close now, and the figures are shadowy still, but you can at least make out their forms clearly.

One of the figures seems oddly shaped. Who knows, wizards dress weird sometimes. You start running, and the old man finally says something.

"Don't leave me here..."

But that's just too damn bad, isn't it? You were already a few meters away when you heard him speak.

What will you do?

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>35422419
Better make it a d100, gotta do this properlike after all.

>>35422443
Hide in a nearby tree. See what the figures are going to do to the man.

>>35422443
Pew pew the shadows with your wizard staff.

>>35422443
If we go back, whatever he's afraid of is going to get us. Just keep running and don't look back Purrwin!

>>35422443
attack the shadows to try and get their attention then run in a decently wide circle back to the old man

>>35422443
Go back for him and the lantern, drag him out of sight, then leave him and take the lantern to lead them away.

>>35422443
>"Tell me what to do"

>>35422443
Seduce them with your boy butt.

>>35422443
Spring back, throw him the staff, take the lantern, and head off into the woods. We sure as shit can run faster than whatever those four are.

We can meet up with the old man at the next town

>>35422443
Carry staff in teeth, use both arms to carry old man. We only wanted to steal his shit, we ain't leaving him with creepy people.

>>35422553
So you can both get captured, then?
>>35422443
Run like the wind, he didn't seem in a hurry when we found him.

>>35422579
We're in a difficulty level 100 world, man. Leaving old people to die is the quickest way to start spiraling downhill.

>>35422612
>100% difficulty/cruelty
>Let's go get ourselves captured
Altruism is great and all, but I ain't risking my hide.

>>35422639
If we let this old man die, we don't have just these lantern men to worry about. We're gonna have GHOSTS when this guy dies. Which is worse, living people, or ghosts and other undead? We're risking our hide not saving him.

Let's hide the old man in a bush, then make a set of tracks by running away. Then, we climb up a tree, then move along the trees.

>>35422687
>pure speculation
We don't even know why he's afraid of them. They might not even kill him!

>>35422443
Snuff the lantern, drag this old coot with all your feline might. Try using his stick to get him off the ground if it helps.

>>35422443
>>35422749

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Your run degrades to a jog as the guilt seeps in. Augmented by the old man's continued pleas, you begin to wonder if the only danger in this forest is you. You stop running.

The old man is still calling out to you, but urgently now. Weak and frantic, as if he's trying to scream but has no strength left to do so. You look back and see, through the darkness and foliage, what was pursuing the old man. Now visible by the light of a weak lantern. It looks towards you.

What will you do?

>>35422802
Yeah, nope.
Get the fuck away from there.

>>35422802
Throw the lantern at them. They're made of wood, obviously they're flammable.

>>35422802
If he had a backpack or some other bundle of cloth, we could pick it up and make it look like we're carrying him. Then maybe we could run off and lure the pursuers after us.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>35422802
Save old man

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>35422802

>"Y'all niggas can have that old fuck, I just wanted this stick."

>>35422802
Pew pew weird bastard with the stick from hiding, if that doesn't work toss it to the old bugger and run the hell away.

>>35422802
Bail. Get the fuck out of here and go find a way out of this freaky forest.

>>35422802
Wait.
That's it.
>>35422824
Set them on fire. Set everything on fire.
Burn it all down.

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>35422824

Rolling for how flammable those guys are.

>>35422802
Getting burnt to death is bad, but so is getting captured by them. Run away.

>>35422802
Purge the forest with cleansing flames.

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>35422858
Fuck son, it ain't about how flamable they are, it's about causing a distraction to save the old man. Once the whole damn forest is blazing away they won't be able to track him, and this darkness will end.

Rolling for forest fire.

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>35422926
>96 for Forest Fire

OH LAWDIE OH LAWDIE. THIS IS GONNA MAKE CALIFORNIA LOOK LIKE A CAMPFIRE

>>35422926
>Rolling that high for causing a fucking bushfire.
We will not be able to run fast enough.

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>>35422802
Nope!
Y'all monstrous tree people ain't eatin' cat today!

>>35422926
Well, at least we'll die doing what we loved. Desecrating the wilds.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>35422802
Roll to avoid fire damage

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>35423031

Rolling to see if the forest will ever regrow and heal from this fire.

Watch it be a Nat 1.

>>35423122
Maybe with sexual healing.

>>35423122
>69
>the woods are repopulated by rape plants

>>35423133

So my roll just created a forest as fucked up as Bible Black?

I can live with that.

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You break into a run. You aren't even certain if you were spotted, but you have to leave. Now. You try to manipulate the staff. Concentrate, channel energy, whatever you can, to try and create a distraction and cover your escape. Hopefully, a huge flaming one. But nothing happens. The staff might as well be a tree branch. You think of the lantern, but its flame is so weak. Would have been nice to throw anyway, but you left it with the old man.

You head towards the direction from where you came. Fortunately, you didn't manage to venture in terribly deep. You keep running and don't look back.

Eventually, the density of trees decrease. You've been running for several minutes now, and it looks like you're approaching the part of the forest where you walked in.

You see daylight piercing through, illuminating the forest floor in a warm glow. Strange, since you remember the moon was out when you walked in. You couldn't have spent that long in the forest.

You walk out, and are looking into the field you landed in previously. The road is still there. In the distance, now well-lit by the day, a city of some sort is fully visible.

What will you do?

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>35423242

Masturbate.

>>35423242
>Go to the city.

Because honestly, we're probably going to get hungry soon. City means food!

Wonder who that old guy and those other men were. Did we just abandon Gandalf to his doom and thereby cursed this world to future ruin?

Meh.

>>35423242
Now someone is dead because we decided to attack him for no good reason. Remember that.

To avoid pursuers, jump into the grass in one direction and then start crawling at a sharp angle, so they'll think you're going a different way.

>>35423242
Go to the city and sell this stick of ours.

>>35423283
>Now someone is dead because we decided to attack him for no good reason.
Reasons? Hunger, fear, insanity, a natural response to the chaos and cruelty of our surroundings?

>>35423341
It's got sentimental value now man, can't sell it!
>>35423242
Head towards the town. We're starving.

>>35423283
We definitely attacked him to kill or interrogate him. Would of suffered anyway since pursuers were close by.

>>35423341
I'm not sure that's legal.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>35423395

Anon, anything in this world is legal.

Long as you don't get caught~!

>>35423395
Then again, neither was taking it in the first place.

>>35423242
Well that was a huge waste of time.

Too bad retards decided to fuck around in the forest.

This thread is falling, probably best to host a new one whenever OP feels like doing so.

>>35423427
Waste of time? We got a sweet walking stick out of the deal, and now the forest will be replaced with a lovely rape garden.

>>35423435
This isn't /b/. This thread will last a couple hours more.

>>35423444
All we've got is the clothes on our back, and now a stick... I'd say that's a good profit.

>>35423445
Yeah, but people not currently in the quest wpn't so easily find it.

>>35423444
>implying that roll effected anything.

>>35423459
Maybe people too dense to use the catalogue, but who wants them anyway?

>>35423408
>>35423422
Well, ~that~ stick is stolen property and there's a chance someone might recognize it, so I'm not sure that's legal either.

>>35423468
There are people who don't use the catalogue?

>>35423493
Recognize... A stick? Sir, is your brain rotting? There are likely a thousand walking sticks just like this one. It's a stick.

>>35423514
It as a very unique grain.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>"Oi Catboy, what's with that stolen Wizard staff?"
>"This? This is just a stick. A stick."

We gonna be rollin' for some Jedi Mind Tricks later.

>>35423527
But it is just a stick,,,

>>35423541
It's a magical stick. It casts a spell that was lost long ago, a spell so powerful even the most powerful of wizards dare not cast it... Stick.

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>35423541

Or is it?

Or maybe it is?

>>35423555
d100 says it's at most 5% magic.

>>35423242
Well, I guess only one place to go. To the city!

>>35423463
They've had a modest effect so far. Besides, the rape garden is an improvement.