>>35398922
>shot of vodka
>I'm here to ask about dan the man.

>>35398922
part 1 >>35397844

>>35398922
In reply to the "friends had six", yeah and dart had 7 and grenades 8, the whole count was wrong, but it doesn't really make a difference anymore.

>>35398922
Order a bloody mary, heh, and ask about Dan

>>35398922
>[] are you sure, I'm having so much fun
>I'm looking for my uncle Dan, recently found out I stilol got some family left, and heard he is here in the region

Same from last thread.

anyone else?

>>35398970
Sure

>>35398922
>>35398970
this

>>35398922
>>35398970
And lets sound a bit more serious and businesslike about it.

>>35399044
Yeah, I don't think acting like a kid is going to help us.

>>35399125
GM! We voted to ASK about Dan.

Not to tell the whole bar we wanted to kill him!

>>35399134
Fuck, ok I fucked up again

>>35399134
+1

Not rolling.

rewriting post, who's all here

"One bloody mary" You say handing him a hundred dollars. the man shakes his head sadly as he cleans his glass, taking the money and handing you a red drink with a bit of celery stuck in You munch on the celery.

"So what can you tell me about dan hart?" you ask

"he's a bad man" the bartender says

"Any idea where he is?" you ask

"Savanah" he replies

"where, so I know where to stay away" you say smiling widly

"East, but a girl shouldn't go out there, especially one your age" He says "beasties of all kinds, hell you shouldn't be here".

"thanks for the help" You say Sipping on the.....oh god it's horrible. You spit it out, causing the bar to burst out laughing as the bartender cleans himself off

"Sorry" you say as you stumble outside. OH god it's so hot out here, who thought this place was a good idea to exist?

What do you do
[] head east
[] look around
[] look for more info

>>35399222
no one

>>35399249
Fuck

>>35399245
>[] head east

>>35399245
>[x] look for more info
She should've gotten her drink to-go.

Can't wait for someone to suggest using the katana Lalya didn't bring again

>>35399245
>>35399249
Looks like we are left to coordinate this clusterfuck.
God, who thinks its a good idea to go againsta entire camp of armed man without someone covering our back, just because of >no uh you're not the boss of me

>>35399245
[] look for more info

>>35399245
>"thanks for the help" You say Sipping on the.....oh god it's horrible. You spit it out, causing the bar to burst out laughing as the bartender cleans himself off
We're going to need more practice drinking, I see.

>>35399245
I'd say wait until it gets darker and then head east, so it's easier to sneak up.

>>35399245
[x] Go to a nearby store.
I want to buy mace, some bottles, and a can of gasoline.

Lets make at least a dozen molotovs.

They will have gasoline at the camp, we can't carry that many bottles around.

>>35399294
Two dozen, and we'll need handkerchiefs too.

>>35399294
I doubt they have Mace around here.

>>35399307
How are we going to carry two dozen bottles across the Savannah ?

>>35399305
Look, the gasoline at camp is gasoline we intend to blow up for big booms. I don't want to sneak all the way over there to help ourselves to it.

>>35399308
Pretty sure they do. You'd be surprised how popular basic self-defense items are in dangerous places.

>>35399318
Fine, one dozen, we can carry that much easy.

>>35399324
I'd say we could carry half a dozen easily. besides, they likely have gasoline at the camp.

>>35399245
Get mace and make a dozen molotovs.

>>35399337
A dozen molotovs isn't so heavy.

Stop trying to screw us out of incendiary devices when we have a camp to burn.

You look around for info, but realize most people don't speak english, or have accents so thick you can't understand without a translator. But you find one guy who is understandable.

"So you looking for dan?" he asks blowing cigar smoke in your face "Why's a little tart like you looking for him".

"Oh you know, danger, excitement, stuff like that" You say "seeing the world, want to meet an african warlord"

"You're a strange one" He says "I can get ya as close as I can ta him, need a bit of dosh though".

"How much" You ask "cause I have a lot of it"

"Two hundred" He says blowing smoke in your face "Whada ya say girly?"

well?
[] yes
[] no
[] syringe

>>35399355
> syringe

>>35399355
[x] yes

And lets get molotovs. If someone is bringing us there then carrying it isn't a problem.

>>35399324
>Fine, one dozen, we can carry that much easy.
We can't carry a dozen bottles eihter, just imagine that for a second, we have one backpack, we need to sneak with it, and there is already shit in it, two bottles is already the maximum of it.

And we still need to track across the savannah and sneak with that weight on our back.
>>35399348
A dozen molotws is a) a lot of bottles to stow away somewhere, and we already have a lot of shit in our backpack, its B) the frikkin savannah, so there is a good chance it blows up from the heat, and c) its pretty rikkin heavy for sneaking into a camp.
>>35399355
>[] syringe

>>35399355
dozen molotovs & go.

>>35399379
>And we still need to track across the savannah and sneak with that weight on our back.
>I can get ya as close as I can ta him
We're fine, anon.

>>35399355
Press him for more details.

We know where the camp is, can he get us inside?

>>35399405
Do you not see the trap in front of you? This is obviously a set up.

>>35399379
Guys, just ignore this moron. He wants to go on a pyro mission without pyro gear.

>>35399405
>We're fine, anon
No we'Re not, one shifty guy saying one thing isn't a solution to our problems, and even if he does get us there, we still need to get into the camp, in which case even half a dozen bottles in our backpack are going to be a burden.

>>35399426
Except for the part were I said we had space for maybe two bottles and could make the rest at the camp with their gasoline, are you retarded or something?

>>35399355
>>35399376
this

>>35399432
>goes on a mission to burn stuff
>doesn't want to get burning stuff
:-/

>>35399448
>Except for the part were I said we had space for maybe two bottles
Yeah, that's what you say. And I don't give two shits what you have to say. You're not the GM. Stop inventing restrictions.

>could make the rest at the camp with their gasoline, are you retarded or something?
A) you don't know that
B) I want to blow that up.

>>35399426
We aren't using those molotws to burn down the camp, we use their own gasoline for that, don't be so stupid.


>>35399450
Molotows don't burn on their own, you still need something to make them burn, and we can easily make the burning stuff at their shitty camp, where they will have gasoline we don't need to carry it across the savannah, we can make the pyros stuff once we have everything else done.


Christ you people are retarded.

>>35399463
LOOK I SAID WE ONLY HAVE SPACE FOR TWO BOTTLES.

THAT MEANS WE ONLY HAVE SPACE FOR TWO BOTTLES.

ARE YOU STUPID, ANON?!

>>35399480
Don't pretend to be me, anon its just silly.
I was obviously making a reference to how I explicitly was not against bringing pre-amde cocktails, just against a whole fucking dozen.

>>35399463
It is more than likely they have gasoline at the camp, for many reasons. They very likely have cars there, and they need gasoline for them. And if they have electricity they have to have a generator, which is more than likely gas-powered.

>>35399467
>Molotows don't burn on their own, you still need something to make them burn
A basic molotov is literally nothing more than a soaked rag in a bottle of gasoline.

>>35399498
That was exactly what I was saying, yes, your point being?

I have a good laugh about how people rave about
>need to get muh pyro stuff
But don't think of getting a actual incendiary better than a lighter first.

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>>35399510
>>>Molotows don't burn on their own, you still need something to make them burn
>>A basic molotov is literally nothing more than a soaked rag in a bottle of gasoline.
>That was exactly what I was saying.

>>35399531
We already have a lighter. It was on the grocery list.

>>35399541
Are you trying to say a rag soaked in gasoline can burn on its own? Because otherwise I have no idea what you are getting at?
They kept talking about them as the stuff to burn things down with, and I pointed out how the molotow itself won't do that, we still need a proper incendiary.

"Fine" you say resisting the urge to kill this asshole as you hand him the money. He laughs and motions you to follow him. You do so, and he leads you to a rusty and broken down jeep with empty bottles strewn about and a can a gasoline in the back, and an idea forms in your head as you leap into the back and begin to work on your masterpiece

Three Molotovs gained
Sleeves lost

He doesn't notice your tinkering as he drives off into the savanah.

Soon, the sun is falling.

"Ok get out" he says

"But there's nothing here" you shout as he drags you out of the back

"Keep heading east" He says getting back in the car "oh and watch out, some mean beasties out here, ahahahaha". he's on your list.

You're alone and it's still fucking hot out here

What do you do
[] keep walking
[] dart meet asshole 1d20
[] run after him

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>35399550
>better than a lighter
>We have a ligher


No fucking shit! But a lighter isn't exactly a reliable incendiary.


>>35399561
Oh FOR FUCKS SAKE; WHAT RETARDS ACTUALLY VOTED FOR GIVING HIM THE SHITTY MONEY??

>[] dart meet asshole 1d20

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35399561
>[x] dart meet asshole 1d20

>>35399561
>[x] dart meet asshole 1d20

I guess we're taking his jeep and our money.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>35399561
>[x] dart meet asshole 1d20


>retartl persevere
Yes captcha, they really do.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>35399600
Forgot to roll.

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>>35399601

>>35399559
>Are you trying to say a rag soaked in gasoline can burn on its own?

Since it has a flash point of NEGATIVE FORTY DEGREES CELSIUS, let me think about it...

YES. YOU FUCKING MORON.

>>35399652
Yes, of course. Thats why they are being used. because they randomly burn up on their own without incendirary. That makes complete sense and doesn't at all show how you are completly retarded and don't know what you are talking about.

You pull out the dart gun and aim, pull the trigger and
*pffft*
The jeep stops and so does its driver. walking up and tossing the spasming man out of it, taking your money as he hits the ground, blood flowing from his orifices as you try and learn how to try the car, Running over the man as you turn it around.

the sky turns dark, and you eventually see smoke in the distant.
*crrnnnrrrrrk*

and the jeep dies.

"Dammit" you shout hitting the wheel as you get out, looks like the fun begins now

what do you do?
[] sneak up on the camp
[] distraction
[] Try and fix the jeep 1d20
[] write in

>>35399681
>I am immune to facts as long as I have my own daydreaming logic.
Here, Canadian government's website on occupational safety and hazards:
http://www.ccohs.ca/oshanswers/chemicals/flammable/flam.html

It says:
>Gasoline, with a flashpoint of -40°C (-40°F), is a flammable liquid.

>>35399703
>[] distraction
Set the jeep on fire.

>>35399681
>I don't know what flash point means or how molotovs work, but I am going to keep talking about incendiaries.
Get out.

>>35399706
I'm not sure that's a government website, but the rest is right.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35399706
You, you can not actually be this stupid to not know what a flash point is.A flash point is the temperature in which something CAN be ignited, it still needs IT STILL NEEDS SOMETHING INGTING IT!

>>35399703
>[] Try and fix the jeep 1d20

>>35399681
Flash point means what temperature a substance will create fire.

>>35399759
Just stop talking you fool. You stopped making sense long ago and changing around what you're saying doesn't make you look any smarter.

>>35399780
No, it means at which point it vaporizes to form a gas that can ignite.Nothing automatically ignites on its own when reaching its flash point.

>>35399791
The point from the start was that you need something to ignite the cocktail with, and you started claiming it fucking burns on its own. I at no point changed what this was about.

>>35399815
We already established that we have a lighter a long time ago, moron. That's good enough.

>>35399791
>Molotows don't burn on their own, you still need something to make them burn
That was my original point, please show me how its flash point has anything to do with it NOT BURNING ON ITS OWN: Unless you claim that gasoline automatically ignites when reaching its flash point. Which would only show you have no fucking idea what a flash point is.

Cripes how much longer are you guys going to argue about this shit.

We already have molotovs now. Move on.

Can we just get back to figuring out a plan to get in? The molotov situation has been dealt with.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>35399703

>[x] Try and fix the jeep 1d20
I say we fix the jeep so we can drive it into the camp for the big explosion at the end.

>>35399703
>[] sneak up on the camp

>>35399703
[x] sneak up on the camp

Sneaking up might be best. I'm all for fixing the jeep but I don't want to go in guns blazing. We don't have armor.

>>35399846
seriously guys, it's getting annoying

>>35399857
How badly do you want to become a vampire?

Serious question because I see us using that injection if we do something that dangerous. They're gonna look for us and try to shoot us.

>>35399703
>[X] sneak up on the camp
We're geared to go stealthy, so lets do it stealthy.

>>35399880
Its always like this in quests around this time.

>>35399888
I didn't mean we drive the jeep in, personally. Once we killed the guy, we send the jeep with our friendly guide and a stick of ttn into the gasoline we prepared.

>>35399888
And to answer the question, I'm strongly against becoming a vampire. Unless we really really need to. But I'd rather not.

>>35399907
You mean we just keep the gas pedal down with a weight?

I guess we can do that but it still puts the whole place on red alert for us. I want to snipe some people first and we can still blow stuff up with TNT the normal way.

>>35399926
It is supposed to be for the blowing up at the end, not our intro. I just think its better to repair it with the sun still out, then do it at night.

>>35399926
>I want to snipe some people first
We don't have anything to snipe with though.
Our gun only had 4 darts or so.

Which is why we should have brought Maria

>>35399936
>the sky turns dark, and you eventually see smoke in the distant.
>*crrnnnrrrrrk*
I think it's a little late for that.

You try and fix the jeep, but quickly realize you have no tools, or now how cars work. Kicking the hunk of junk one last time, it makes a nasty mechanical grinding noise and begins spitting out smoke.

You decide to try to sneak up to the camp instead, and begin slowly making your way towards the camp, crawling on your stomach, seeing all sorts of things rustling in the grass,, and bugs alot of bugs as well. And dirt, lots of dirt. And rocks, which hurt to crawl on it turns out

eventually you end up at the edge of camp and see that this going to be exciting
so many armed men, a fire. car, barrels, and easily torched tents.
You smile widely as you think what to do

what do you do
[] grenade, get this party started right (1d20 to not get shot, danger danger
[] try and sneak in 1d20 [danger]
[] dart gun the man closest to the edge 1d20 [danger danger]
[] HELLO
[] pretend to be a lost girl

>>35399959
Wait we could still sneak in after we drive up?

:-(

We should have fixed the jeep.

GM you need to be clearer about these things

>>35399952
I took that as meaning it becomes evening, not completly dark, but if it is night, then yeah, it would be to late.

>>35399959
None of these, keep sneaking around and look fo the most guarded looking tent our building.

>>35399985
you can't fix the jeep, Layla has no tools or knowledge. you would have had to roll higher than a 15 to fix it

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>35399959
>[] try and sneak in 1d20 [danger]
>>35399988
This

>>35399959
>[x] pretend to be a lost girl
Prepare our DMSO tranquilizer and butyl rubber gloves.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>35399959
>[] try and sneak in 1d20 [danger]

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35399959
>[x] try and sneak in 1d20 [danger]

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>35399959
[] try and sneak in 1d20 [danger]

>>35399959
>[x] try and sneak in 1d20

>>35399959
>[x] try and sneak in 1d20 [danger]

You find a shadowy corner and creep up to it. Peeking out of the darkness you can see all that goes on inside the camp, they seem to be eating dinner and are laughing and having a good time, you can see Dan Hart himself, dressed like a douchebag pretending to be a British explorer Telling a story or maybe a joke, but he's surrounded by men, has a rifle hanging off his chest. You grind your teeth as you ponder what you're going to do. A man comes up and pisses on a tent ten feet away, singing drunkenly and swaying from side to side.

What do you do
[] Fuck it, grenade
[] sneak in deep 1d20
[] get the man's attention
[] kill the man via dart

>>35400095
>[x] Fuck it, grenade

>>35400095
>[] kill the man via dart

>>35400143
Hello?

>>35400095
>[] kill the man via dart

>>35400156
Oh shit we back?

>>35400095
>[] kill the man via dart

>>35400169
Yep.

>>35400095
>[] kill the man via dart

>>35400175
Oh thank god

You pull out the dark gun aim and pull the trigger.
*pfrrr*
the man grabs his neck, stumbles around for a few minutes, before falling face first on the ground a horrible stench raising from his fresh corpse. You grab his shoulders and drag him into the shadows, before anyone notices the deed. Looking around you can see an opening to get to a better vantage point

what do you do
[] run over there 1d20
[] sneak 1d20
[] grenade
[] write in

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>35400218
>[] sneak 1d20

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>35400218
>[] sneak 1d20
It's better than running.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>35400218
>[] sneak 1d20

You crouch down and slowly make your way through the shadows, going ignored by the armed thugs acting like jackasses and eating out of cans laughing about nothing. There less people around you now, but you can see a lot more of the camp from here.

there's a building with two men guarding it
a larger tent with the faint outline of a jeep in it, several jeeps in fact
You can also see a small ten that assume is some kind of outhouse
what do you do
[] throw a grenade in one of the tents 1d20
[] sneak into one of the tend 1d20
[] try and lure someone over
[] write in

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>35400287
>[] sneak into one of the tend 1d20

>>35400287
>[] try and lure someone over

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>35400287
>[] sneak into one of the tend 1d20

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>35400287
>[] sneak into one of the tend 1d20

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>35400287
>[] sneak into one of the tents 1d20

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>35400308
messed up on the roll

>>35400311
>>35400307
which one?

>>35400325
Outhouse. Lets smear some dmso tranquilizer over the toilet seats.

The next folks to take a shit there (judging by the folks eating, a bunch) will be knocked out.

>>35400340
Ewww, we're not touching a toilet seat.

>>35400340
Sure, lets go with that.

It's stealthy and will take out a lot of people.

>>35400325
Outhouse works for me. We can start a fire in the shitter and they might think someone dropped a cig in there or something

>>35400351
>>35400351
do you even have tranquilizer like that? I can't remember

>>35400349
We'll obviously be using our very sturdy rubber gloves when we do this. So we won't be touching it directly, really.

Otherwise the dmso would get us too.

>>35400095
How large is the radius on this grenade ?
5m/16ft ?

>>35400362
it's a frag grenade

>>35400359
We have a tranquilizer, and we got dimethyl sulfoxide a while ago on the grocery list. All we do is mix the two together and you have tranquilizer in dmso for your contact poison needs. Pretty straightforward and useful stuff, really.

You decide to head towards the outhouse, managing once again to not be seen by the drunken thugs, and it takes all your power of will to not vomit from the horrid stench the second you walk into the outhouse

it's a sulfuric smell, yet also has a burnt twinge and a overwhelming nose burning rancid meat scent

Covering your nose, you look around, thankful you can't see the state of this shithol

what do you do
[] Burn this horrid place down ,god it fucking smells in here
[] You are not touching that.....seat errrgh
[] Grenade in toilet, run
[] write in

>>35400400
>[] Burn this horrid place down ,god it fucking smells in here

>>35400400
>[] You are not touching that.....seat errrgh
>Put on gloves and start smearing dimethyl sulfoxide together with the paralyzing agent on the door handle

>>35400421
it has no door, it's a tent

>>35400400
>[] Burn this horrid place down ,god it fucking smells in here
>[] Grenade in toilet, run

>>35400429
>>35400421
Since it was called a out"house". A well, then
>[] Burn this horrid place down ,god it fucking smells in here

>>35400400
[] dmso tranquilizer/paralyzer on the toilet seat.

Remember we still have to scalp him unless that bonus condition only applied if he was alive.

>>35400400
>[] get our heavy duty gloves and start tranqing the shitter seats with dmso
Anyone who takes a seat in the shitter is not waking up. Anyone who tries to wipe the shitter before they sit down will be touching it anyway and also collapse.

>>35400445
What's the point of this? Ideally we'll be done before anyone has time to use it.

>>35400400
>[] Burn this horrid place down ,god it fucking smells in here
Lets start bringing some movement in here

>>35400400
[] dmso tranq/paralyzer

Good night folks. Have a nice long shit.

>>35400478
The second guy who comes in will see the first guy lying on the ground. Its really no that useful.

>>35400468
Guys are eating right now. They'll be taking a shit soon enough.

Plus, we can take out people without anyone noticing or even being there.

It's a great way to reduce our enemies.

>>35400400
>[] Burn this horrid place down ,god it fucking smells in here
Not wasting our grenades on a shit shower.
Yet.

>>35400400
[] dmso the shitters

>>35400486
People lock their toilets from the inside before they sit down to take a shit.

>>35400489
Not really though, how mayn toilets are there even? If we could rag them out it would work but like this, we would get at best as many guys as there are toilets and at latest then they would know something is up.

>>35400414
>>35400433
>>35400442
>>35400475
>>35400497
Burn
>>35400445
>>35400460
>>35400478
>>35400511
tranq

>>35400511
Its a tent. You can't lock it. I had assumed its a actual house too, but in atent its just a row of toilets.
Which is weird, why the fuck are there actual toilets then .. but anyway.

>>35400520
tranq it

burning is nuts. we're trying to be sneaky.

>>35400535
Yeah, logically it'd just be a ditch on the outskirts of camp

>>35400541
People falling from their toilets paralyzed isn't exactly sneaky, while accidental fires do happen.

>>35400520
+1 tranq

people fall asleep on toilets. it happens.

>>35400548
He is pretending at a bit of civilization, so maybe its like those portable toilets,in which case burning is going to be a lot of fun.

>>35400554
>>35400541
voting is over.

>>35400549
One is immediately noticable, the other is not

>>35400549
By the time they find out anything is wrong (IF they find out) we'll already be in another part of the camp.

You wish you had some music, fires are better with music, slow music, dancing music, a nice roof to crush the victims, and maybe a bit of punch.
you whip out your lighter, and light up the sides of the tent before rushing out and scrambling behind a nearby bush to watch it grow and feed on the fumes and tent, while humming a song you burned to a while a go.
Soon shouting fills the night and men run to put out the flames, leaving nearby parts of the camp unguards
including the building that had to guards
you spot Steel eye dan in the distance barking orders, and you think of how easy it would be to take him now. You could also raise paranoia, you love doing that, fear is fun to create, so fun
you lick your lips

what do you dp
[] toss a grenade
[] find a new hiding place 1d20
[] more fire
[] Charge dan 1d20
[] Write in

>>35400549
There's nothing sneaky about setting a fire and making a run for it. We don't want to cause a commotion yet.

Do we really want to take these guys out bit by bit? Seems like a waste of time, we should focus on getting rid of those actually around the target.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>35400593
>[] toss a grenade
>[] find a new hiding place 1d20

>>35400598
God damn. We should've taken them out, yes.

The whole camp is our enemy and we intend to burn the whole fucking place. Yes, we need to take out as many people as we can.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>35400593
>[] find a new hiding place 1d20
>find out where they store their fuel

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35400593
We can't scalp him with a nade.

[] dart gun
[] find a new hiding place

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>35400593
>[x] find a new hiding place 1d20
Find another thing to burn

>>35400593
[] find a new hiding place 1d20
[] more fire

>>35400593
high roll takes it.
>>35400619
this

>>35400619
He's to far for the dart gun to be accurate

>>35400614
Sure, we need to take them out, but not man by man. Poison their food in the commotion now.

>>35400593
>[] find a new hiding place 1d20
>find their watter store, smear paralyzer on that

>>35400631
Charge and dart gun, then dash into a hiding place.

>>35400641
that's really suicidal

>>35400593
>>35400641
This

>>35400641
We need to get him when he is alone, otherwise we can't scalp him.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>35400593
Sneak into the building

>>35400650
Way to ruin a good roll. Okay.

>>35400637
This.

>>35400665
The roll will be used no matter what we chose

>>35400630
changing my vote to >>35400665

>>35400676
It still ruins the roll. That's not what was rolled for.

>>35400689
We only rolled for the hiding part. So thats what it will be used for anyway.

>>35400700
Pretty sure dartgun is also a roll, cunt.

Your fingers dance across the dart gun, too far, he's across the camp and there is a lot of people and building between you and him. Maybe you could throw a grenade, but that would draw attention.

This place has to much attention on it. So when people run off to get more water to stop it spreading from the nearby tents, You make a break for it, avoiding detection and sliding into a new shadow, behind a rock. You watch them to see the water store, other side of camp, large metal thing, tank yes the word, bright blue and off the ground. Dan is closer and seems to know something the others don't, seeing as he's looking at the empty parts of the camp rather than the populated bits, and keeping his back to a wall. so tempting

What do you do
[] Set another fire and slip past while they're distracted here 1d20
[] Charge dan 1d20
[] Grenade distraction
[] sneak closer
[] write in

>>35400689
So charging a warlord through the camp filled with killers would take a super crit to not turn into Layla swiss cheese

"Clever little warlord" You say giggling under your breath

>>35400705
Apparently not. Throwing grenade isn't one either. A lot of moves don't require rolls from us.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>35400710
>[x] Set another fire and slip past while they're distracted here 1d20

>>35400710
Grenade distraction, kill some of his men.

>>35400713
Throwing and explosives are highly proficient skills of ours, and a grenade doesn't exactly require precision to hit.

>>35400710
>[] Set another fire and slip past while they're distracted here 1d20

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>35400710
>[] sneak closer

>>35400710
Nades.

>>35400751
The more tents you burn the less hiding places we will have. Lets hide by killing people.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35400710
>[x] Set another fire and slip past while they're distracted here 1d20

>>35400757
Not sure if we want to make it so obvious someone is there, maybe throw the grenade towards the fire if still possible?

>>35400710
>greande distraction, as close to the fire as possible

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35400710
[] sneak closer

>>35400710
>[x] Grenade distraction

>>35400710
>[] sneak closer
I would prefer getting him when he retires to his tent, not much chance of that if we start throwing the grenades around.

>>35400710
>>[] Grenade distraction
Preferably with the highest killcount we can get

>>35400769
>>35400766
>>35400757
>>35400736
Nades

>>35400728
>>35400751
>>35400759
fire

>>35400755
>>35400767
>>35400728
sneak

>>35400710
[] granade dudes

>>35400786
You ignored

>>35400780
nades

and

>>35400779
sneak

>>35400786
How many people are in this camp?

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>>35400710
>presents option to charge
>but says fuck off to charging and shooting from a distance with a dartgun
Label your options more clearly if you're going to pull that garbage.

>>35400808
This guys a bandit who has enough men to make a bid for power for the entire region,
So a metric fuck load

>>35400817
Hundreds? Dozens?
If its hundreds we have no chance of meaningfully depleting the numbers. So we should focus on getting him alone somewhere and then figure out how to burn it down.

>>35400780
Seconded

You kiss one of you precious grenades, before sending it flying into the path of several men
A loud bang fills the air and your ears as dust is kicked back and you hear more screaming, and wet thumps

[they know someones fucking with them now". You don't know how many men you killed, but at least one of them is still alive,, because you can hear his cries of pain and pleas for help until
a gunshot rings out. Mercy kill? how dull.
You hear some more gunshots and a bullet hits a rock next to you, causing you to jump slightly.

"COME ON OUT COWARD" Dan screams into the night "FACE YOUR DEATH WITH DIGNITY AND WE MAY NOT FEED YOU CORPSE TO THE DOGS, HELL THAT WOULD BE AN HONOR FOR YOU, WELL JUST USE IT AS TARGET PRACTICE".

Damn, they know you're here, but you were soooo subtle

What do you do
[] Find new hiding place 1d20
[] nother grenade
[]molotov, as far as possible 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35400878
>[x] Find new hiding place 1d20
>lure him away

>>35400815
I like putting in suicidal options

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35400878
>[] Find new hiding place 1d20

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>35400878
>[] Find new hiding place 1d20

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>35400878
Hide.

>>35400887
Sometimes you label [danger danger] other times you don't. In this case you didn't even point out stuff like it's a huge distance. The presence of a charge option made it seem like he was relatively close.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35400878
>[] Find new hiding place 1d20
>[] nother grenade

>>35400902
He was still out in the open, how was going close to him not something that would put us in danger?
I understand your principle point, that he forgot to put the "danger" there, but its fairly contextually obvious that charging into the open of a camp of well armed people is dangerous.

>>35400902
I said he was in the distance
that tends to imply he's far away

>>35400878
You need to answer this question, you know: >>35400832

If we're not making dent in their forces you are being an asshole GM for not informing us until after we've wasted our nades.

>>35400911
And then you say "charge" like that's a possibility when it isn't even remotely doable. You made it look like it was remotely doable which in turn implies he's not THAT far away.

Stop implying and start being explicit. It prevents the confusion.

>>35400918
We got at least answer enough that we probably can't kill them all, or even enough of them.
So we should just lure this guy away, be done with him, and burn the place down. Our contract isn't killing all his dudes, thats just the fun part.

>>35400878
Sneaking.

No nade.

You make a dash for cover, ironically going unnoticed due to the gunfire meant to kill you. You actually wonder how you've not been seen yet, maybe these people are incompetent. Screaming fills the air, as well as hoots, hollers, and insults about your mother and sexual orientation. Bullshit war is not like a video game, this sounds pretty damn similar. You slide behind a tree and stand up with your back to it, dan is closer now, but he is now more alert than ever and is shouting in some language you don't understand. Still to far for a precise shot, still people between you. still itchy to just tackle him. Still hot as hell out here.
you lick your lips

what do you do
[] new hiding spot 1d20
[] nother grenade (ammo tent, jeep tent, water supply, stage) 1d20
[] molotov 1d20
[] write in

>>35400918
You did but a sizeable dent, there's still more than enough people to kill you, if you really tried you could kill everyone here, but that is nigh impossible as Layla isn't a killing machine one girl army

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35400969
[] nother grenade (ammo tent, jeep tent, water supply, stage) 1d20
ammo

>>35400969
>[] nother grenade
>water supply

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>35400969
>[] nother grenade water supply)

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>35400969
>[] nother grenade,water supply
If they lose the water supply they can't contain our fire later

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35400969
[] new hiding spot (ammo)
Lets resupply a bit.

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>>35401001

>>35401001
A shit.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>35400969
>>35401001
follow the crit leader, I guess

Looks like we'll miss horribly and waste a nade.

>>35401001
Yes!

>>35401024
Can't be too bad, our success with auto-crit is still dependant on the respective skill, and since we are good with throwing, it shouldn't be too awful. We probably give our position away to Dan.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>35400969
>[] mother grenade
>ammo
The immediate problem is the people shooting at us.

>>35401048
They won't stop shooting at us for losing the ammo tent, they already got ammo with them.
The ammo tent is really only a target for either plundering or for a nice explosion.

>>35401038
Yeah our skill with explosives and throwing is too good for us to kill ourselves by failing a grenade throw.

Its funny seeing how Layla keeps scuffing at people being too "direct" and yet she always ends up in these direct fights because /tg/ is shit at sneaking and always needs to storm the gates.

>>35401060
Hey, it all went to shit the moment those morons decided to burn the shitter.

Dmso was still sneaky, but once you put the base on alert there's nowhere to go but down.

You throw the Grenade, and.....that is far to close for comfort, you kick it away frantically as you crawl away trying not to die this pathetically. You scurry behind another rock as a rain of metal descends on where you were a few seconds ago. You have no Idea how you didn't lose a limb there, but you think they know where you are now, you take a quick peek from behind the rock, and nearly get your brain emptied for your hubris. yep they know where you are now, this is going to be fun. You smile as you try and plan out your next action and come up with nothing

"Nowhere to hiiiiide now" Dan shouts through a megaphone "find the bastard, I want to wear his balls around my neck".

What a real charming fellow this dan is, you wouldn't invite him over for tea and cake , not at all, he wouldn't even use a coaster you bet, the fiend

What do you do
[] Get out of this death zone (hide) 1d20 [danger danger]
[] throw a grenade or molotov at the gunfire 1d20 [danger danger]
[] Shout back at dan [danger danger danger]
[] write in

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>35401083
>[] throw a grenade or molotov at the gunfire 1d20 [danger danger]
We're out of nades now, lets molotov the bastards.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>35401083
>[] Get out of this death zone (hide) 1d20 [danger danger]

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>35401072
I think it went down when we threw the grenade, we could have still waited for all to settle down after the burning.
And while I doubt the sense of the dmso shitter idea, it wouldn't have given us away as much, admittely.
Seriously, though, we need to get this guy either alone now, or we retreat and come back later.

>>35401083
>[] Get out of this death zone (hide) 1d20 [danger danger]

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35401083
[] Get out of this death zone (hide) 1d20 [danger danger]

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>35401083
[] molotov them and get the hell out.

>>35401083
>[x] Get out of this death zone (hide) 1d20 [danger danger]

>>35401083
Do both.

Throw a molotov at those bastards and get out of this death zone.

>>35401083
>[] Get out of this death zone (hide) 1d20 [danger danger]
>>35401104
Lets not waste all our ammo right now. We still need it to actually finish the job.

>>35401083
molotov and gtfo

>>35401083
>[] Get out of this death zone
Hopefully Dan follows us.

>>35401083
[] Molotov and run for it

The people chasing us need to die to lower the heat.

>>35401083
>[x] Get out of this death zone (hide)

>>35401083
molotov and run

We can't have people shooting at us. We need to scare them.

>>35401138
These guys are african warlords. A molotow won't scare them away enough to stop shooting.

>>35401108
At this point we're going to loot either the ammo or some dead guy to keep going. But we can't afford to play it safe.

>>35401145
We need to be extra safe right now. We have no idea when we have the time to stop looting some guy.

>>35401144
A molotov will tell them they can't just chase us and shoot us with impunity. Otherwise they're really gonna chase us close.

You take a deep breath, and ready yourself for the harrowing ordeal you're about to put yourself in. Kicking up dirt and rocks as you make a made dash for a near by rock, sliding and barley avoiding a hail of gun fire. You cover you head, in case any shrapnel tries to embedded itself in your pretty little head. You can hear them getting closer, but they seem to think you're a man, so what better way to get past them, than move under their perception. You begin crawling slowly towards a tent. the footsteps and feral noises of the bandits drawing nearer as you make your way across towards safety . You hear another rain of gunfire, and stop, before realizing you're still alive and continuing to crawl. You lift up the edge of the tent and roll under it as you hear more shouting.

Can't stay still for long
have to find a way to lose or kill dan. Have to finish the job, have to burn this thrice damned place to the damn, have to not die
what a wonderful list of goals to have
You take another deep breath

What do you do
[] Throw a molotov outside 1d20
[] try and sneak past anyone who may be outside 1d20
[] peek outside (danger)
[] write in

>>35401153
What is in the tent we are currently in ?

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>35401153
>[] try and sneak past anyone who may be outside 1d20
Time to sneak to ammo.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>35401153
[] try and sneak past anyone who may be outside 1d20

>>35401159
It seems to be a tent for sleeping, a old style lantern on a desk, and a journal next to it

>>35401153
>>35401161
FUCK YEAH. DOING THIS.

>>35401153
>>35401161
I would have prefered to improvise something from whats in this tent, but can't argue with rolls like that.
Seconding

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>35401153
>>[] try and sneak past anyone who may be outside 1d20

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>35401153

>[] try and sneak past anyone who may be outside 1d20

>>35401153
>>35401161
Gentlemen. We are a fucking GHOST now.

+1 to resupply.

>>35401153
Yeah lets get to the ammo place and stock up.

You stay on your stomach, and continue to crawl under the feet and shadows of the men, who luckily seem to have lost you since your little stunt of bravery and amazingness.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST HIM?!" Dan shouts "HOW CAN YOU LOSE ONE MAN WHEN YOU HAD HIM IN YOUR SIGHTS PISSING HIMSELF, HOW?!". He needs to learn that an indoor voice is a thing, and that yelling will get him a deadly poison in his system since it's really annoying. You notice the outhouse tent and the other two seem nearly abandoned, so you crawl past, nearly being stepped on a by a patrol chittering and chattering among eachother. You sigh in relief as you continue on, dirtying your already shitty shirt on the ground, you want your hoodie back, you miss that stupid thing already. You stand up to about crouching height and stumble into to see
"Oh my sweet god" you say "that's a lot of guns". No Grenades thoughts, but you do see some supplies to make stuff to turn houses into smoldering craters, but you don't really have time to do that now. Looking around, and idea forms in your head, a devious one, grabbing as many bullets as you can you

[] force them into the molotovs
[] put them in your pocket
[] put them down and leave
[] write in

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35401227
>[] force them into the molotovs
Will this even help?

>>35401227
>[] put them in your pocket
and the others
>put a molotow down and blow the tent up to cover our sneaking out

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>35401248
this

>>35401244
A little, not really much, but it gives the molotow at least some actual explosive power. And the glass shards are nasty.

>>35401227
>>35401248
+1

>>35401248
this

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35401227
>>35401248
if they don't have anything for us. might as well.

>>35401227
[] force them into the molotovs
Lets grab an AK and ammo too.

>>35401227
[] force them into molotovs
[] grab spare bullets
[] get AK and ammo

>>35401227

>>35401284
>>35401248
All of the fucking above, why not. We gotta make the most of this situation.

>>35401227
>>35401248
This

No AK, shitty thing would just get in our way, and I don't think Layla has much chance using it.

>>35401227

>>35401295
This, and lets grab a silenced pistol too, since they have so many wonderful guns.

>>35401227
>>35401264
Also against the AK. Layla can't use one, and its would just hinder our sneaking around. She doesn't even know how to properly carry one, its just getting in the way, and if we need to stand around and shoot, we already lost.

>>35401302
>grab a silenced pistol
Lets do this instead of a AK, if they got a pistol lying around. At least it wouldn't get in the way.

>>35401227

>>35401302
This, but no AK (just the pistol), and lets grab a bunch of combat knives for throwing weapons.

>>35401306
We're about to run out of thrown weapons. We NEED some kind of ranged.

>>35401322
Yeah pistol is fine with me. Getting a ranged weapon is good, its just the AK is too large. But if we can grab a pistol that would be ideal.

>>35401227

Uhh, so if I've got it, the order of the day is:

>[] bullets in molotovs
>[] spare bullets (I guess if we need to shoot or make more molotovs)
>[] pistol with silencer
>[] knives for throwing
>[] blow up the damn thing on our way out.

If we're gonna blow it up lets just use a gunpowder trail or something instead of wasting a molotov though.

>>35401336
Sounds good.

Lets wrap those bullets between our handkerchiefs or shit so they don't make noise while we move.

>>35401336
Making a gunpoweder trail would take a while though, opening all those bullets. Molotow is really safer here.
The pistol doesn't need a silencer obviously, its just nice to have, but on this distance it wouldn't do us much good anyway.

>>35401336
>If we're gonna blow it up lets just use a gunpowder trail or something instead of wasting a molotov though.
+1 gunpowder trail.

Our explosives skill is good enough for this, and we need all the molotovs we can spare.

I think we still have one nade left too.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>35401336
This right here.

>>35401346
>Making a gunpoweder trail would take a while though,
Lets do it fast. This is fucking easy and we have the skill and we have rolls.

Lets not waste a molotov if we can help it. We need those molotovs.

You stuff some rifle rounds into your pocket as well as some sharp things to throw (and most likely fuck up with) and turn to leave, not seeing a single pistol among the mass amounts of firearms. Before realizing if this place burns, it will explode, and if it explodes, it will distract them from you getting to another part of the camp. Grabbing one of your previously made molotovs, You light it, leave the tent, and toss it in hard enough to be sure it'll shatter. As you run off, you hear gun fire and shouts once more

"OOOOOH, I'M GONNA WEAR YOU LIKE A COAT BOY" Dan laughs "I'MA WEAR YOU LIKE A FUCKING COAT YOU COWARDLY BASTARD, IT TOOK US MONTHS TO GET ALL THAT, AND YOU BLEW IT UP, BOYS MANN THE SEARCHLIGHTS, THIS SHIT AIN'T LEAVING HERE ALIVE". Ooops. this is going to be fun, and they're to busy trying to find you to stop the fire from spreading to the nearby garage looking tend, wonderful FANTASTIC. You giggle as you run and duck behind a rock, a bullet flying over your head, you peak up and see that some are indeed trying to stop the spread of fire, while Dan is laughing in loudspeakers that are set up around camp.

"COOOOME ON OOOOOUT BOOOOOY" HE sings "WE'LL MAKE YA SQUEEEEEEEL". You thought rednecks died outside of the south, this is a momentous discovery for science.

What do you do 1d20
[] molotov
[] throw some bullets for distraction
[] try and get closet to dan
[] hide
[]write in

>>35401362
Easy or not, opening dozens of bullets still takes time, no matter how good with explosives we are.

We still got two sticks of tnt, not that we forget those.

>>35401362
You can't take a bullet apart with your bare hands or at least Layla can't, if she had a few tools, then maybe

>>35401370
How mayn of his men are around him ?

>>35401384
We have a knife, that would suffice.

>>35401370
Try to take out the searchlights

>>35401386
ten, all armed

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>35401370
>[x] try and get closet to dan

>>35401370
>[x] molotov
Goodbye searchlight and whoever is trying to man that shit. By the way, I counted, we still have 1 grenade.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>35401370
Can't have searchlights. If we don't have stealth, we're dead.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>35401370
>[x] try and get closet to dan

>>35401413
There is several of them though.


How far are the searchlights spread out ? How many could point to us ?

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35401370
>>35401403
No searchlights, please.

It's going to suck sneaking around with those.

>>35401423
More importantly, how many will point towards Dans position?

>>35401423
>How far are the searchlights spread out ? How many could point to us ?
GAMEMASTER

PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUESTION.

>>35401426
four towers, in each corner of the camp

>>35401436
Any we can even reach with a throw from our position ?

>>35401436
You are in the center basically

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>35401445
I take that as a no?
Then lets
>>35401370
>try and get closer to the tower closest to dan
The searchlight towers is the only place we know the lights won't go.

>>35401441
>>35401445
so no, Layla doesn't can't throw them that far and high from where she is currently

>>35401370
Changing
>>35401400
to
>>35401453
this.

You have to take out the searchlights , but they're simply to far away to burn currently. Luckily none are pointing at you at this moment. You decide to try and get closer to one to try and take it down

roll 1d20

>>35401455
>>35401370
Shoot them then, they make huge, obvious, and stationary targets. If we can just keep the lights from working, good enough.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35401469

>>35401470
No
gun
and Layla isn't a good shot

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>35401469
Rolling.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>35401469

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>35401469
We already did roll d20...

>>35401470
Shoot with what?
Even if we had a AK, Layla most likely wouldn't hit them, those towers are usually rather high.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>35401469
rolling

>>35401475
Wow, that's a really crappy ammo dump. no knives, no nades, no pistols.

>>35401489
Its a african warlord camp, these guys proabbly carry all their own guns with them.

>>35401489
there were materials for making explosives in there

>>35401498
Don't make me look up the facts just to prove you wrong.

GM has already made his choice anyhow.

>>35401505
What facts ? About how african warlord ammo dumps look like ?

>>35401502
If there were materials for making explosives, why did we have to use a molotov instead of improvising an explosive?

You dash between shadows, avoiding the search light and the eyes of the patrols as you do so, you soon are at the base of it and fuck, it's made out of metal.
that doesn't burn so good

What do you do
[] climb up it
[] throw a grenade/molotov at the top of it 1d20
[] sneak away 1d20
[] write in

>>35401502
What >>35401511 said. This doesn't add up.

>>35401511
It said it would take too long to assemble the stuff.

>>35401505
The fact in this case is there aren't any in there, which suggest strongly they carry their own guns. Not sure what facts you would look up when its factually the case here. I don't think ammo dumps are standartized for warlords.

>>35401511
Didn't have the time to since that shit takes work and a calm hand

>>35401519
>[] climb up it
Gotta use our syringes at some point here.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>35401519
>[] climb up it

>>35401528
Can the other searchlights get pointed at this tower?

>>35401519
>[x] climb up it

>>35401558
Yes