>Present Time: 7:02 PM
>Hunger Level: 3
>Current Funds: $775

>[ ] Accompany Remy on his quest to score a three in one.
>[ ] Roam around generally scoping out the place.
>[ ] Look around for familiar faces.
>[ ] Write in.

>>35391758
>[ ] Look around for familiar faces.

But don't let them see us.

Blend into the crowd, if possible.

>>35391758
>[ ] Look around for familiar faces.
Then do our best to avoid them. After that,
>[ ] Roam around generally scoping out the place.

>>35391758
>[ ] Accompany Remy on his quest to score a three in one.

Welcome back Jones! Thanks for running.

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>>35391758
>[ ] Look around for familiar faces.

think about getting ask.fm account CJ, for all the questions you get asked

Can JJ use his mimicry ability to copy someone's voice? And if he watches things sped up, can he do sped-up actions too?

Could Sonic Scream disrupt Creeper's power by making it hard for him to concentrate on using his faux invisibility, allowing people to see him?

>>35391758
>[ ] Roam around generally scoping out the place.
>[ ] Look around for familiar faces.
These seem like they can be done simultaneously.

>>35391748
>[ ] Roam around generally scoping out the place
if Laura is following us and she probably is I don't want to have a conversation about how we went off and had a threesome

>>35391824
I still don't understand this gif

Could Sonic scream potentially hurt allies and does it break JJ's stealth?

>>35391758
>>[ ] Roam around generally scoping out the place.
>>[ ] Look around for familiar faces.

>>35391825

I know I've already asked the 2nd one, but I'd like confirmation here so others can see.

Only a few minutes in and the power sperging has already begun. I love you guys.

>>35391758

>[X] Roam around generally scoping out the place.
>[X] Look around for familiar faces.

We need to figure out fast if there's anyone here who might be able to blow our cover, so we can steer well clear of them.

>>35391912

Seconded, but this isn't power sperging.

Not yet, anyway.

>>35391825
>Can JJ use his mimicry ability to copy someone's voice?
I don't think JJ could see (and/or be able to copy) everything that makes a voice sound like how it does.

>>35391845
anything untargetted/aimed badly could. So yes.

Stealth depends on the frequency, but your still outputting soundwaves, so depending on the opponent really. High end will use it to detect us though.


Now thats answered. Leave it till the end of quest people. seriously. Shut it.

>>35391912
>power sperging
Stop using this when you don't know what it means. Thanks.

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>>35391758
>a three in one
Is this some obscure Britbong language or what?

>>35392019
I have no idea but Remy is trying to do it.. so I full support the course of action.

>>35391845

Most of his more concentration-focused abilities tend to break stealth rather easily. From the description it sounds like it can be used in either a radius or in a more focused manner.

>>35392019
trying to get two girls at once I think

>>35392055
Eventually we should get that ability that gives a muted form of invisibility when our concentration breaks

>>35392175
Doesn't out invisiblity already kick in when we get startled? You aren't exactly concentrated when you're startled

>http://pastebin.com/98mpGLrh

KINETIC MULTIPLICATION MEMBRANE
Requires: Level 2 Winged Flight, Level 3 Optical Force Blasts
Cost: 1
This allows JJ’s wings to draw on an internal battery of kinetic energy, increasing his top flight speed and making it easier to attain.

CONCUSSIVE BURST
Requires: Level 3 Optical Force Blasts
Cost: 2
JJ’s force beams may now ‘detonate’ on contact with objects, resulting in a burst of concussive force that expands outward from the point of impact.

HAND EYES
Requires: Level 2 Optical Force Blasts
Cost: 3
JJ now has eyes on his palms. Eyes that can shoot force beams at one level lower than his current level in Optical Force Blasts.

ADHESIVE RAY
Requires: Level 3 Optical Force Blasts, Level 3 Adhesive Touch
Cost: 2
JJ may now cause objects struck by his optical force beams to become highly adhesive, sticking adamantly to other objects.

>>35392292
not really, it flickers. Its not a true reflex.

>[X] Roam around generally scoping out the place.
>[X] Look around for faces.

Well, okay. That makes sense.

Still, you think you have better things to do before the hour strikes eight.

You tell Remy that you’ll be scoping out the place, he tells you he’s sorry for your loss, and you depart.

The gala – man, you know, you have no idea what this thing is even about, do you? – seems to be going along swimmingly. It’s all suit men and dress ladies chatting one another up, and despite your metamorphosis under the eye of Remy and his sidekicks (interns), you can’t help but feel distinctly out of place. At least nobody’s watching you. Nobody seems to be watching anything, really. Bits of art, geometrical shapes of stone and clay, have been trotted out for everyone’s viewing pleasure, but you rarely see or hear anyone commenting on any of them. Everyone’s too busy looking fabulous.

Is this what rich people do? If you were a rich man (yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum), is this how you’d spend your afternoons? For a moment you try to imagine the rest of the gang standing there, all dolled up in little black dresses and Armani cloth, and it just doesn’t work.

As you circle the hall you count no less than six exits. There’s gotta be at least one behind the stage, too, but getting back there without making a fuss would be difficult. There’s a pair of landings verging out on opposite ends of the room, so at least two of those doors must head upstairs.

You frown. Spy work is hard. You – holy shit is that Johnny Storm?

You freeze up, staring. No, man, no, that can’t be Johnny Storm. Nah man. It’s a lookalike.

You squint. It’s definitely a lookalike. He’s got the chin and the blonde hair, and the young ladies on his arms, but why would he be here?

Yeah…

>[ ] Take a quick detour through the exits, get a working internal map of the place.
>[ ] NOPE you MUST know if that’s really Johnny Storm.
>[ ] Write in.

>>35392316
>increasing his top flight speed
Isn't he already sanic fast when flying at top speed?

>>35392320

>[ ] Take a quick detour through the exits, get a working internal map of the place.

Even if it is, lets not go blow our cover.
Besides, if it IS johnny, we will probably soon learn about it.

>>35392320
>[ ] Take a quick detour through the exits, get a working internal map of the place.

why would JJ want to see man that can light himself on fire?

>>35392320
>[ ] Take a quick detour through the exits, get a working internal map of the place.

THE MAN IS MADE OF FIRE. AVOID.

>>35392320
[ ] Take a quick detour through the exits, get a working internal map of the place.

>>35392320
>[ ] Take a quick detour through the exits, get a working internal map of the place.
Fucking do your job JJ, Christ.

>>35392358
no. Flaping fast. This one would let us have jet wings (and seriously outpace allot of other flyers)

>>35392368
Avengers fanboy

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>>35392316

>HAND EYES

What the fuck.

>>35392320

>[X] Take a quick detour through the exits, get a working internal map of the place.

>>35392368

This. I mean fuck man, Johnny Storm must be the most terrifying superhero of all time for JJ.

>>35392358
About as fast as some of the crappier ww2 fighters.

>>35392402
HT is Fantasic Four though (which is getting cancelled/hiatus'd)

>>35392403
>This. I mean fuck man, Johnny Storm must be the most terrifying superhero of all time for JJ.

Ghost Rider, maybe.

>>35392402

What? I'm pretty sure JJ is already pretty damn fucking fast even just with winged flight. Not "jet plane" fast, but still pretty fast.

>>35392320
>[ ] Take a quick detour through the exits, get a working internal map of the place.
Although a quick peek in infrared should tell if he's made of Fire. Torch probably has a higher body temperature than normal.

>>35392437
Yeah, but were not super sanic/really damn fast for a flyer. were middlin. Wings are only level 2 atm remember.

>>35392316

Neat, but I think I like the "stealth flight" one for sonic a bit more than the goes fast.

>>35392448
Oh yeah duh do this

>>35392416
Close enough, still pretty fast.

Man, now I want to get that and wander the world at some point, preferably not completely alone all the time. JJ the Pathfinder.

>>35392320
>rich man (yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum)
10/10 best quest

>>35392320
>>[ ] NOPE you MUST know if that’s really Johnny Storm.
No one can resist Johnny, come on.

Ahh I'm late, but glad your back Crusty.

>>35392448
Good point anon, this

>>35392466
frankly, its nearly pointless considering anyone able to detect such a soft sound would hear our heart beat, our muscles groan and bones creak.

+ middle of the city, no ones going to hear wing flaps unless their close enough to be fanned by them

>>35392320
>[ ] Johnny Storm
How can I resist

>>35392320
>[ ] Take a quick detour through the exits, get a working internal map of the place.
Time to evaluate the terrain. Might want to look for possible improvised weapons as well.

>>35392448
>>35392320

Actually, JJ could probably stand to use infrared vision and his various senses to try and see if he can detect anyone seriously unusual in the crowd. Abnormally high or low body temperatures, heart rates, etcetera. Might be useful information for later.

>>35392466
Same here. That and it gives us a way to neutralize Creeper's only ability

>>35392533

Is it a soft sound? How loud are our wing beats currently? I would think man-sized lizard wings wouldn't be particularly subtle.

>>35392366
>>35392368
>>35392393
>>35392394
>>35392396
>>35392403
>>35392448
>Stealth Check
>DC13
>+5 modifier

>>35392541

Seconded

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35392575

Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>35392575

>>35392575
Oh noes

Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>35392575
Rolling

>>35392572
Silent wings are not going to be very much help. Especially considering we cant crit fail a stealth check without rolling 2 1's. Im all for fail safes, but its not worth the point cost.

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>>35392580
>>35392586
>>35392599
All Successes!

The stars aren't right yet

>>35392541
Check if we can notice any weapons on them too.

>>35392592
Huh. Why did my roll get eaten?
>>35392580
Anyway, niiiice.

>>35392533
I disagree, given how big JJ's wings are and the amount of force needed to displace the air its not a soft bird flutter. Ee'd also be doing this while invisible and with likely the ability that allows us not tomake noise tldr; dude do you even science

>>35392466
That's what gliding is for.

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>>35392635

>>35392635
>Science
>Comic book verse

>>35392664

Not sure why I quoted >>35392635

with that post.

So when are we going to go to a casino, cheat, and win money?

>>35392664
If you actually look at what JJ is capable of, he's pretty damn amazing. He's a super powered super ninja Taskmaster that can fly and comes with built-in weapons. If it weren't for his horrendous luck he could most likely beat up Spider-man at this point.

>>35392730
How exactly would we cheat a casino? And keep in mind they probably have super powered security as well.

>>35392731

Horrendous luck and very poor self-esteem.

And I doubt he could beat up Spider-Man. Not yet, anyway.

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We should be able to detect Creeper with danger sense and we could always get echolocation if we want a more proactive Creeper searching method.

I just feel Optical Force Blasts offer more versatility and locking in a power set primarily just to kill two semi-recurring enemies seems a waste.

We'd probably just get new, perhaps even worse enemies to replace them.

>>35392731
I blame his crippling lack of self confidence and various phobias more than his shitty luck

>>35392674
That doesn't mean that what I'm saying isn't true. If Crusty gave us this ability as an option it's likely because our wings and flight DO make noise and probably provides a bonus or a decreased DC to stealth checks

There's another sonic based ability that lets us hover like a harrier jet which is also rad

>>35392749
>How exactly would we cheat a casino?
With geovision.
>And keep in mind they probably have super powered security as well.
The potential cash has already clouded my mind of problems like this.

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What will be the next big power slap fight?

>>35392758
I think sonic provides more versatility and gives us better extras. No thanks, hand eyes or stick ray, prefer the ability of sonic tagging, pinpoint vibrational burst to fuck up electronics and making no noise

>>35392758

Sonic Scream can disrupt Creeper's powers by making it hard for him to concentrate.

Oh shut up and vote at thread end.

>>35392828
Oh God, sticky ray, I can already see the jokes.

>>35392758
>we could always get echolocation
We should get this no matter what.

>>35392840
optical force blasts can disrupt his powers by punching with laser eyes

>[X] Take a quick detour through the exits, get a working internal map of the place.

You know what? It REALLY isn’t gonna be Johnny Storm. And it doesn’t matter anyhow, you’ve got a job to do.

You break away from the crowd, moving deftly through the crush of white teeth and glittering dresses, and slip behind one of the doors set on either side of the party. The place isn’t small, and you stumble around a bit before getting anywhere, cloaking yourself in invisibility so as to avoid any unwanted surprises. After nearly opening a door in a security guard’s face, you’ve officially located the security room, the men and women lounging within putting your presence down to faulty hinges (which, in this day and age of superpowered espionage, is a really quite shocking level of incompetence).

Eventually, you find your way upstairs, making your way across one of the landings overlooking the night’s proceedings. There looks to be multiple private rooms on this level, all of them functionally identical – glancing this way and that, you take a little peak into each of them, disappointed to find that they’re all pretty much laid out the same way; big oval table, blacked out windows (that’s not skeevy at all), one way in and one way out.

Only one has the cutlery set out, though.

You guess you know where you’re going.

Feeling pretty nice and smug about your ability to weasel your way around, you move toward the stairs when –

>Perception Check
>DC18
>+5 modifier

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>35392878
go

>>35392869

I don't think so. Ask Crusty.

>>35392840
Which in turn would probably be useful agaisnt psychics

>>35392869
No anon I don't think it does

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>35392886
CONCUSSIVE BURST
is
AOE
On that front, its viable vs a whole lot of folks.

>>35392878

Rolled 12 + 5 (1d18 + 5)

>>35392878

Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>35392878
Can we please drop the power talk until later?

>>35392935
Maybe if you drop the name.

>>35392878
>Perception Check
So on a failure this would've been
>, you move toward the stairs when –
> -- absolutely nothing happens.

>>35392921
And so is Sonic Scream, and likely more debilitating given we're fucking with their inner ear and shit

>>35392954
or bump into guards. or Ebola.

>>35392882
Good job anon, you make me proud

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Does anyone else feel like voting for Optical Heat Blast instead of siding with spergs that cannot shut up?

>>35392966
The point being, neither has an overall advantage over the other power wise.

Though i do admit the hand eyes is weird.
Cool, but really weird.

>>35393013
>no delicious abs

>>35393013

Nah, I feel like voting for what I personally like instead of not voting for something out of spite. Your post doesn't really do anything to defuse matters either.

>>35393013
No? Sperging has happened every thread, why do you anons feel the need to sperg about sperging? It adds to the problem.

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Just wanted to post this before I eat. Remember, we already have the intuitive part down.

>>35393013
Death Breath for the compromise?

>>35393065
>zoop

>>35393051
the only thing that will diffuse this is the fucking vote, all the way at the end of the thread

>>35393065
Fun thing, i have a theory about our eye blast colour should we get it.

Blue signifying a higher efficiency loss rate of energy and a weaker beam. So if we upped its power it should shift down in the spectrum towards red at 5.

>>35392882
>22
>paaasssss

Your heart surges in your chest. You feel the world screech down to a point and pass like a bolt of lightning through the back of your brain. It tingles in your spine, a sudden, blaring sense of imminent danger, stronger than any you’ve felt before – much stronger.

It’s not you so much as it’s an animal part of you that moves. You leap aside, crouching down beside the edge of the landing, the hairs on your neck standing static-straight.

Nothing happens. Your eyes dart to and fro, searching for some sign of danger, but there’s nothing. There’s nobody here except you. You can’t even hear any footfalls remotely closeby.

Shakily, you pull yourself back up to your full height, the sharp, acidic stab of the warning fading away into a soft hum, and then into nothing.

…What?

>[ ] Stay up there, wait for the VIPs.
>[ ] Head downstairs.
>[ ] Write in.

>>35393065
Cyclops pls go, fucck Frost over your dead wife's grave or whateve

>>35393013
>instead of siding with spergs that cannot shut up?
Like yourself?

>>35393106

Well it's not the end of the thread, so why not just be quiet until then and not engage spergers?

>>35393111
>There’s nobody here except you. You can’t even hear any footfalls remotely closeby.
Someone as stealthy as JJ, but who isn't immune to Spider Sense.

...Creeper.

>>35393111
So what's an ungodly powerful invisible silent mutie?

>>35393111
>[ ] Stay up there, wait for the VIPs.

We are cloaked now, time to lay in for the long haul, and we know this threat just means we nearly ran into one of the folks we are here to witness.

>>35393111
>Your eyes dart to and fro
Use senses fgt

>>35393111
>[ ] Stay up there, wait for the VIPs.
>[ ] Thermal vision

>>35393013
The sperg is irritating, but don't fall whim to spite. It never ends well.
Also, hng.

>>35393111
>>[ ] Stay up there, wait for the VIPs.

>>35393065
I'll vote for any power that isn't Cyclops related. Fuck Cyclops

>>35393111
>[ ] Stay up there, wait for the VIPs.

>>35393111
>[ ] Head downstairs.

when in doubt, GTFO.

>>35393158
Obviously none of his senses can get through this guy's stealth method except danger sense, retard.

>>35393168
>I'll throw away a mega death weapon because it has a hello kitty sticker on it

>>35393168
>disgusting taste

>>35393168
Eh, cyclops powers in and of themselves should be cool. the man just comes across bad because hes been written bad for so long.

>>35393178
>Obviously
The only thing JJ really /tried/ was his using his normal vision. He should at least focus his senses for a moment like he usually does.

>>35393184

I've always thought sonic powers were cool as hell, so sue me.

>>35393184
>having shit taste over mega death weapons

Sorry, prefer heat rays, dragon breath or sonic blasts to your dumb punch lasers that might give someone a concussion

>>35393111
>>[ ] Stay up there, wait for the VIPs.
>>[ ] Use enhanced senses. All of them.

>>35393234
snrk.
Yeah, cause none of those three could be deadly when in an accident at all.

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Assuming there's a tier 3 in the next chapter of the quest, I hope Crusty doesn't do locked power sets like he did with tier 2.

>>35393273
I was joking that punch lasers are less deadly you sperg

>>35393273
>snrk

>>35393326
>can put said force into a small pinprick of area
>could literally blow a hole through someones head the size of a 5cent coin

Yeah. sure bub.

>>35393184
Hey, don't compare Hello Kitty to Cyclops l, that's offensive to Hello Kitty. Cycock is way worse

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What do you think the others are doing back at Tunnel Snake HQ?

Laura must be the worst DM ever

>>35393376
3cute5me

I'm guessing that was creeper or something.

>>35393376
Probably being bored to death because JJ is their usual source of entertainment.

>>35393366
Psh at level one? Its an eye punch

>>35393376
>Laura must be the worst DM ever

"If you didn't want to die, then play wizards."

Holy sh

>>35393111
>[ ] Write in.
Take a nice deep smell of the place to see if it was creeper.

Sniper scoping targets?

>>35393454

Oh, that's possible as well.

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Maybe its The Legacy Virus?!?!

>>35393417
Unleashes allot of grapple type monsters in small swarms

>>35393454
If our detect danger ability works on snipers i will be amazed.

>>35393454
Isn't he in a hallway indoors.

And isn't he invisible.

And how would moving a bit to the side help with that.

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I forgot? What/who are looking for again?

>>35393535
Here to sneak into a big meeting of crime lords and note down who attends, then GTFO of there

>>35393535
What we're doing is trying to spy on a mob meeting for money.

>>35393535
Not looking, attending a meeting for criminals and scoping out whose there

What are the odds Creeper wasn't even invited to this meeting but he's attending anyway?

What are the odds he tries to take the others out?

I get the feeling ive seen this episode.. shit is going to go down hard tonight.

>(1/2)
>[X] Stay

Maybe your danger sense just… needs to reboot occasionally? Something like that?

Or maybe you’re finally coming apart at the seams. You wonder how healthy it is for the brain to be processing all these new superpowers – all the sticky adhesive hands and the sensory barrages and the sudden ability to just know how stuff will fly through the air.

Putting it behind you, you glance down at your watch.

>7:28 PM

You guess… you’re here now. Might as well wait it out. Not long ago you’d want to keep the pressure off your invisibility, but these days that doesn’t seem to bother you all too much. Another thing that your brain must be working overtime on.

You wait, hunkering down against the bannisters, the party glittering below. Occasionally you think you feel the passing ghost of that feeling, that sudden stab of onrushing death, but it’s vague and tentative, as if your weird sixth sense can’t quite make any kind of decision.

Eventually, the first guest of honour arrives, stomping his way up the stairs in a pair of ridiculously broad boots. You know this guy – sort of. You’ve seen him before. He’s about 6’fucking a lot” of slate grey muscle and tenuously fitted tuxedo, and though you don’t see a smile pass along his lips on his way to the room, you know that his teeth are filed down to a point. He has a real name, of course, but you don’t know it – you know him simply as Tombstone.

>>35393573
>Maybe your danger sense just… needs to reboot occasionally? Something like that?
JJ you literally know you have a nemesis who you're unable to notice, gosh you're slow at piecing things together.

>>35393589
he never got to complete the 8th grade

>(2/2)

He and his small entourage of very serious men wait by the door, their faces stoically impatient. Soon enough they are joined by another familiar face – the scowling, hunched silhouette of that old bastard the Owl, accompanied by a gaggle of ill-fitting thugs. They greet each other cordially enough, though you see the derision in Tombstone’s eyes, and the loathing in his fellow’s. The next to join the party is – you’re pretty damn certain it’s Mister goddamn Negative, actually, your old acquaintance, on account of him being totally photo-negative and accompanied by a bunch of weirdos in vaguely Chinesey monster masks.

They wait a short while, sharing curt, formal introductions, before finally joined by the Russians, spearheaded by the blank face of the Chameleon (Christ that guy is creepy). While he's striding up front, though, he appears to be playing second fiddle to some heavily scarred woman with the bearing of a battleship.

None of these guys seem like nice people.

>[ ] Sneak into the room with them.
>[ ] Listen in from outside.
>[ ] Write in.

>>35393599
>[ ] Listen in from outside.

>>35393599
>[ ] Sneak into the room with them.

we can't critfail stealth checks

>>35393589
We don't have deductive reasoning as a super power yet. Its like a tier five ability next to spaghetti dropping immunity

>>35393599
>[ ] Sneak into the room with them

>>35393599
>[ ] Sneak into the room with them.

>>35393599
>[ ] Sneak into the room with them.

>>35393630
>we can't critfail stealth checks

We can if we get two 1s in a row.

>>35393599
>[ ] Sneak into the room with them.

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>>35393573
>He’s about 6’fucking a lot”
Ah Crusty, you give such wonderful gifts.


>>35393599
>>[ ] Write in.
Smell for paint.

>>35393599
>[ ] Listen in from outside.
We can hear heart beats through walls, listening in will catch everything anyway

>>35393599
>>[ ] Listen in from outside.

>>35393659
This! Creeper smells like paint

>>35393659
>Smell for paint

Fucking seconded

>>35393599
>[ ] Sneak into the room with them

>>35393599
>>[ ] Sneak into the room with them

>>35393659
>Smell for paint.
I mean, even if JJ isn't bright enough to conclude inexplicable spidey sense = CREEPER.

Creeper is a crimelord, it's a meeting of crimelords. If he were here he wouldn't be able to detect him directly.

>>35393659
Oh shit yeah this

>>35393659
>Smell for paint.
Fucking do it.

>>35393599
>>[ ] Listen in from outside.
>[ ]Smell for paint.

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>Flash pilot debuted and was good and did great in the ratings (it beat AoS in ratings)
>Arrow S3 premiere right now and S2 is on Netflix now
>HMQ is back

This is a good week to have /co/ related interests

>>35393791
The pilot was leaked a couple months ago m8. Did you miss that?

>>35393826
It didn't have ratings at that point.

>>35393840
Oh, never mind then.

>>35393791
Oh shit Flash show? Thanks anon!

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>>35393791

>Mfw what just happened on Arrow happened.

Otherwise though, it has been a good week.

>>35393956
I tried watching arrow... The entire first season... the Island sub-plot was better than the actual events in the city.

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On scale of 1 to 10, how cool would Typhon rate lizards?

>>35393965

The second season really picks up, and the third season is looking to be even better.

>>35393965
Calm down with the ellipsis.

>>35393965
the first 8 eps are garbo but it gets better from then out.

>>35393977
Eh. I'm just not happy with BATARROW!

No smarmy lines. No jokes. No boxing glove arrows.

>>35393972
-50
Very cool.

I mean, it might also by Typhon or one of his JJified family.

In which case the paint smell is a dead end.

But it's worth checking I guess.

We have super hearing, WHY would we be in the room with the most dangerous people in the city?

>[X] Sneak into the room with them.

But then again, they can’t be that bad, can they? If they were, you wouldn’t be following them into a closed room with blacked out windows and… not entirely favorable maneuvering conditions. You’d be running the other way. You’ve duked it out with legit supervillains, right? Kimura is possibly a supervillain. These guys are C+ list at best.

And hey. Tombstone ain’t that bad, he’s just a businessman, in the business of putting his fist through people’s skulls. Creeper took you to meet him once, and he seemed, you know… he seemed like he wasn’t the Owl, at least. He even had a daughter, probably your age.

Despite all this fine ass reasoning, you are somewhat bewildered with yourself when you step carefully over the threshold behind them, zipping off into the corner of the room while they make their way to their seats.

Why did you do that you didn’t need to do that.

Well… what’s done is done, you guess.

How much noise does smashing your way out through a wall make, again?

Feeling understandably uneasy, that ebbing pulse still lurking somewhere at the base of your spine, you sniff the air. No paint fumes – just polishing agents, overconfidence, and the kind of tension you could cut with a dildo.

You breathe out a sigh of relief, and get to paying attention.

They get right to it, the Owl starting off with what you think must be some kind of subtle dig at his towering rival:

“Silverman’s not here, then, Big Man?” Yeah this is definitely going to be an attempted burn. “Guess the old guy needs his rest after that debacle with the Spider.”

Tombstone’s reply is pure gravel. His tonsils must basically be a pair of boulders.

“Mr. Manfredi doesn’t meet just anyone.”

Ouch. Better put some aloe vera on that shit.

>??? Check
>DC16
>+5 modifier
>stop maxing the best stats you cunts

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>35394096
go

Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>35394096
Rolling

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35394096
Just to see what happens.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>35394096

>>35394096

>and the kind of tension you could cut with a dildo.

Woah JJ, I don't know what kind of dildos YOU'RE used to, but...

>>35394096
I FUCKING TOLD YOU GUYS!
>>35394081

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>>35394115

Everything's gonna be alright.

>>35394096
>The kind if tension you can cut with a dildo.

I love you Crusty.

>>35394143
>not pressing the red button
>not believing yourself

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>>35394115
Nice rollimg

>>35394143
Don't be a pussy.

>>35394143
Ah, but this way we can SEE things in all spectrums!

>>35394177
I'm trying to remember why I haven't read this yet, and I'm coming up with nothing.

>>35394096
Confirmed for being Broseph.

Of course he would alert super-extra-danger will robinson.

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>>35394177
>Nice rollimg

Thanks!

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>>35394143
>being a scaredy-lizard

>>35394275
Sort of JJ's MO at this point.

>>35394290
Gotta grow up and become a man-lizard at some point.

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We just needed to take a headcount at the meeting right? done and done.

if discovered, run through window, fly away, and call Remy to GTFO, lay low for a couple days or weeks or months or years.

easy peasy

>>35394345
Still can squirm out through the vents if needed

>>35394006
the boxing gloves are in man the boxing gloves are on the fucking wall. I can not wait for that pay off

>>35394096
>not expecting minmaxing on tg

Crusty that's like not expecting a bear to shit in the woods

>>35394404
My bear shits on the lawn

>>35394475
I bet your bear leaves the toilet seat up, the cunt

>>35394096
>not dumping everything you can into perception, dodge, and self healing

>>35394586
>not strength
Squishy fag pls go

>(1/2)

>>35394115
>22
>success

It strobes through you again, the lightning. Every nerve ending in your body screams that you have to move, but you bundle up your guts into a knot and you just ignore the shit out of it – you cannot, you absolutely cannot, be making a whole ton of noise right now.

You manage to push through it, the adrenaline leaving you all jittery, and avoid throwing yourself under the table or somewhere similarly awkward. Your heart pounding in your ears, you manage to steer your attention back to the matter at hand…

“…all know why we’re here.” That’s Mister Negative. He sounds really chill, like almost zen. “Why don’t we get all of this nasty business out of the way before it spoils our dinners?”

The Owl snorts loudly.

“The food here is terrible anyway.” Wow, rude much. Not like he can really comment on others’ palettes, either. You hear he eats for real rats, all alive and squirming and stuff.

“The way it seems from here…” It’s the Russian now. She speaks from behind a cigarette and looks out at the rest of the assembled warlords with eyes like those of a corpse. You really do not like her. “…we have a difficult situation before us. One the one hand, this mutant drug, it’s profitable. On the other, it has become a very public thing. We are all of us settling in these lands, we are finding our feet, and the decision to manufacture the ‘Jack’ affects that.”

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Do you guys think Noriko has noticed the lizard butt and is frustrated because she knows that if she tries to grab it, she will be murdered in her sleep?

>(2/2)

“I suppose you were thinking about that when you started production?” Retorts the Owl, narrow his beady little eyes at her. “Who is it, eh? Your supplier? I know you Ruskies, not a decent chemist among you. You must have had outside help.”

“We are not producing Jack.”

“Bullshi”–

“Now, now…” Mister Negative interjects between the two with the air of a travelling monk, raising his hands in an attempt to placate them. “…None of us can afford to presume at this stage. And I don’t believe we can afford a bloodbath, either. After the explosion, this is all far too close to the public eye for that. It is my belief that, for now, a coalition of sorts should”–

“And the Jack?” Tombstone. Looking thoroughly unimpressed.

“Well… the Jack is out of the box. I say that we cooperate in its distribution, to best avoid any further messiness.”

The derisive chuckle on the Russian side of the table tells you, and the rest of them, that someone doesn’t agree. And you just have to look at the Owl’s face to see that he’s out for blood.

Just as it was getting interesting, you hear footfalls approaching from the stairs.

>[ ] This is a great opportunity to duck out. Just take not of the final guest and leave as they enter.
>[ ] Stay to watch events unfold.
>[ ] Write in.

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>>35394693
>implying Surge chan lusts for baka gaijin round eyes
white piggu go home

>>35394745
>[ ] Stay to watch events unfold.

I wanna give CJ his cliff hanger thread ending

>>35394745
>[ ] Stay to watch events unfold.

Fuck it, why not?

>>35394745
>[ ] Stay to watch events unfold.
Creeper incoming.

>>35394745
>[ ] This is a great opportunity to duck out. Just take not of the final guest and leave as they enter.

Fine with either one really

>>35394775
>implying its not broseph

Its geneticdestiny

>>35394745
>[ ] Stay to watch events unfold.
The show has hardly begun.

But we might want to make sure we can crawl onto the ceiling if we have to.

> the Jack is out of the box
god damnit crusty, I spit my drink

>>35394761
Fuck you all the ladies wanna ride on JJ's scaly dick

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>post your reaction when Remy calls us and they hear our ring tone

bonus: what is JJ's ring tone? moar lame, moar better

>>35394745
>>[ ] Stay to watch events unfold.
Are we capable of entering a Riistrad state at will?

No reason I'm asking, just curious is all.

>>35394865
the nokia ringtone

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>>35394745
>>[ ] This is a great opportunity to duck out. Just take not of the final guest and leave as they enter.
Let us heed the example of this fine gent.

>>35394745

>[X] Stay to watch events unfold.

>>35394865

I would like to think that Gambit is at least professional enough not to pull something that stupid.

>>35394865
>what is JJ's ring tone? moar lame, moar better

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHR-rzUjCzU

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I am not trapped in here with you! You are trapped in here with me!

>que infinite spaghetti works

>>35394839
I wonder if Vitae would work with other bodily fluids.

>>35394865
Mr roboto

>>35394893

No. In order to do that we would need to actually buy the Warp-Spasm extrapolative.

>>35394745
>[ ] This is a great opportunity to duck out. Just take not of the final guest and leave as they enter.

>>35394924
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHR-rzUjCzU

+1

>>35394745
>[ ] Stay to watch events unfold.

>>35394865

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLhN__oEHaw

>>35394745
>[ ] Stay and watch events unfold
oh boy a surprise! I love surprises

>>35394745
>[ ] Stay to watch events unfold.

>>35394926
I bet it'd be great for hair and skin

>>35395052
>Wow Laura, for a vagrant without access to a shower you sure look great! What's your secret?
>...

>>35395052
While we're talking about it, getting Enhanced Kinesics would be very helpful for JJ and pleasurable for whoever he's with.

There is no problem in the world that cannot be solved by a correct application of lizard

>>35395119
Right after echolocation. We will be the ultimate anything detector

>>35395108
>Wow Laura, for a vagrant without access to a shower you sure look great! What's your secret?

>"Elizabeth Bathory has some very interesting beauty techniques."

>>35395142
bodily fluids.

>>35395144
>>35395119

Those two definitely have my vote. I don't really care what order we get them in, they're both immensely useful. The former for aiding JJ in dealing with his spaghetti problem and the latter for augmenting his already prodigious sensory array.

>>35395144
after Enhanced Kinesics and Echolocation can we go for Counterpolarity?

I want JJ to be able to stop bullets like he is in the Matrix.

>>35395173
You can't get rid of spaghetti that easily

>>35395185

Of course not. But being able to read people to a superhuman level might help JJ juggle his spaghetti a bit better.

>this power infomercial bs bores me

Lets say HMQ gets a comic adaptation, how writes the adaptation and who is the artist?

>[X] Stay to watch events unfold.

Five, four, three, two…

The doors swing open, hinges rattling. You smell a familiar, cold sheen of grease. Oh…

…Toad.

Toad, looking surprisingly dressed up, his hair pulled back to one side and his squirmy little eyes covered by the biggest, baddest pair of aviators you’ve ever seen. And he’s not alone – he’s being accompanied by Geldoff (hey, that guy), the king of obvious accents, and… possible the Knight Rider? The woman standing to his left is tall – taller than him, at least – and clad from head to toe in strangely segmented, black leather, like someone decided the average set of motor biking gear simply did not have enough kevlar for the kind of extreme volcano rimming they wanted to get up to. Her head is encased in a reflective visor and she appears to have a pair of, seriously, samurai swords strapped to her back.

Ha ha this is probably time to git.

“You.” Had anyone but Tombstone said that, it’d probably be more of a ‘you!’, but the guy’s voice is cold as death and flatter than ground zero. “Neither you nor your employer received any manner of invitation, and I believe it would be best for everyone if you”–

The girl snaps her fingers and – and you reel back, your heart pounding, as an arc of flame ignites in the air between her and the mob boss, thoroughly shutting the man up.

Toad sneers.

“Yeh, that’s better.”

Okay, this is a level of intensity you might not be quite ready for. But on the other hand… this is kind of what you’ve been waiting for, isn’t it? Some indication of where Creeper is, or what the hell he’s doing.

You find yourself of two minds, half of you wanting to be as far away from potentially horrible burns as possible, and the other half deeply involved.

>[ ] Run.
>[ ] Stick it out.

>>35395183
>Counterpolarity
We'd have to get Adhesive Touch to 3 first. I don't know how much I want to spend points on that.

>>35395218
>Toad

Out of fucking nowhere man

>>35395218
>[ ] Stick it out.
Not giving up now.

>>35395218
>[ ] Stick it out.

>>35395218
>[ ] Run.

Fire bad, JJ leave now.

>>35395218
Can we retreat to a safe but listenable distance?

>>35395213
Christopher Yost writes why? cause I have begun to think him and crusty are one in the same

>>35395218
>>[ ] Stick it out.
But get ready to zap a bitch

>>35395218
>[X] Stick it out.
Pls no DC25.

>>35395218
>[ ] Stick it out.

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>>35395218

>[X] Stick it out.

We're ridin' this fucking party into Hell's heart if need be. Never leave a job half done.

>>35395218
>[ ] Stick it out.
No backing out now.

>>35395218
>>[ ] Stick it out.
Oh pish posh JJ, you can heal those burns you know!

>>35395218
>[ ] Stick it out.
Let's just get this fire phobia trial over with. Besides, the rolls have been pretty good so far.

>>35395218
>[ ] Stick it out.

>>35395218
>and… possible the Knight Rider?
What, the car?

>>35395281
Don't tempt them anon

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>>35395281

>Besides, the rolls have been pretty good so far.

You fool, you know not what you've done!

>>35395218
>>[ ] Stick it out.
...ah, fuck it. Worst comes to worst, Toad's a little bitch.

>>35395218
Stick it out,

this just became personal.

All of creepers men are dead men once this job is over. 2401

>>35395306
Man if we ever fight toad again, he is going to have one hell of a surprise.

>>35395218
>[ ] Stick it out.
We brave JJ today

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JJ got this she's a total slut

>>35395353
Lizard butt don't fail us now

>>35395340
We are quite a bit more powerful then last time, huh? I keep forgetting because JJ doesn't like he's hot shit. Part of why he makes for a good hero protag, imo

anyone got idea who the sword girl is?

Hey, at least if we get in a fight we might get to see some CQC techniques to copy. Although Laura could show JJ them all without the chance of death.

Mr.Negative and the lady I assume to be Typhoid Mary are the most dangerous people in the room.

>>35395416
I reckon its >>35395353 darkhorse candidate is Joyce

>>35395416
>http://marvel.wikia.com/Mary_Walker_%28Earth-616%29
Your google-fu is weak, son.

>>35395420
JJ just needs to spend some time watching people play other musical instruments so he can git gud.

>>35395456
Yeah, and he could become quite the dancer.

Anyone want to guess as to why Mary has on the Mutant Zero outfit? Could the government be behind the Jack epidemic? After all, they can't bring the Sentinels into the city until the mutants prove to be more of a threat.

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>>35395517

I think you might be onto something.

>[X] Stick it out.

You plant your feet. Mortimer, that slimy bastard, he has answers of some kind. And you want them.

“Right then, you all know who I represent, yeh?” Probably the most rhetorical question in history. Toad has a swagger in his posture that you could absolutely not hope to replicate. He’s enjoying this. “And you know who he represents. This is all very basic knowledge, right?”

He waits a moment, but his audience is mostly silent, a mixed bag of disgust and legitimate fear in their eyes. He shrugs.

“Yeh, okay then, basically, get the fuck out of the Creeper’s town right now. Burn your Jack stockpiles, or hand ‘em over, and get gone.”

“Boy.” Tombstone’s voice rolls like thunder. “You have no idea what I can do to you.”

“Yeh?” He actually laughs – Mortimer laughs right in the face of one of the biggest, horriblest men in NY. “Maybe, but I have an idea of what my lady friend here”– he gestures to the woman at his side –“can do to your fat ass.”

“As far as we know, none of us are producing Jack.” Says the Russian, keeping her cool in the face of the fire. Toad balks.

“Right. Yeh, I guess that’s logical. It just Harry Pottered itself up out of nothing? Who the hell else”–

Something smashes through the window behind you, slicing through the air over your head. You start – you didn’t feel that coming, your danger sense sort of lost in in the constant buzz. It drops down right in the middle of the table, spilling silverware across the surface and rolling to a stop.

It… looks kinda like a pumpkin.

>http://youtu.be/CI11yGUmeEY?t=18s

----------------------------------------------------------

>HMQ89: END

>Congratulations! X-Point!
>Congratulations! You've done most of your job!
>Congratulations! You went above and beyond, even!

>>35395574
ah fug

>>35395517
It's already known that the Jack formula was stolen by Creeper.

So it would only be possible if it was the government was the one that had it, and they deliberately let themselves be stolen from.

>>35395574
JJ and Spidey team up now?

>>35395574
Ahhh shit.
Goblins in town.

Thanks for running crusty!

Lets get this damn vote out of the way.

Optic Force Blasts

>>35395574
>Green Goblin

I am so hype

>>35395611
are all of the powers going to be on the ballot?

>>35395600
The Government (or whatever agency Kimura and co work for) were the ones who hired Joseph to create it, anon.

>>35395636

No. Joseph sold the formula when it went bust. Or it got stolen.

Sonic Scream, Crusty!

>>35395635
Probably not, but the fact is shit wont cool down till we have sonic scream vs optic force blasts vote off.

>>35391825
No.

Yes, at higher levels.

>>35391845
All attacks can potentially hurt allies and it depends how loud you go.

>>35395666
An ask.fm account looking pretty right now huh?

>>35395574
MUH EYE BLASTS

>>35395684
...Possibly.

Ranged vote will be up momentarily.

>>35395636
That doesn't contradict any single one of the things I just said.

They cannot be "behind" the jack epidemic, which has been almost exclusively produced by Creeper until now, unless they WANTED him to steal from them.

>>35395574
You're a lizard, JJ.

>>35394926
I wonder about that with Photosynthesis.Is our blood sugar higher, do our fluids taste sweet?

>>35395574
Next thread ETA?

>>35395719
December.

>>35395718
>do our fluids taste sweet?
Is it time to make Semen Popsicles™?

>>35395719
we're on page 3 and its like 3:30 am in bongland

the bi-weekly HMQ thread is all done but the voting

>>35395574
We have 1 Xpoint or 2 right now?

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>>35395703
>Ranged vote

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>>35395718

God dammit anon.

>>35395756

It should be at two points.

>>35395705
Could be creeper didn't steal it and chunk of his profits goes to the facility.

Okay so, you guys know the voting rules. Nothing but the number. No greentext, no quoting, nothing.

Post,

>1 for SONIC SCREAM
>2 for OPTICAL FORCE BLASTS

>>35395719
Saturday, Sunday, or Monday.

1

2

2

1

>>35395776
2

2

1

>>35395574
YEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OUT? AM I?