>>35346574
"It's cool, we're under real pretences now, right?"

First for Mary, Yuki and Mia best girls

>>35346574
It's a nice house plant. It even has flowers. Looks good, doesn't it?

>>35346574
>It is cool. And we're cool too. I think. Unless I need to go to the library or something?

>>35346622
I like this one.

>>35346622
This. Poker her sides just to fuck with her.

>>35346613
She's talking about the figurine.

>>35346574
>>35346622
This works.

>>35346622
This

>>35346574
Have Mia give Mike a cow or horse head, if she looses the game.

>>35346670
no

>>35346613
>>35346656
Yeah, the cactus is Claire's

>>35346656
Welp I should go to sleep, I guess. Getting hard to understand what I am reading.

>>35346574
"It's a cool figurine. Though you're right that you gave it to me under false pretenses. I suppose I owe it back to you."

>>35346670
We could make a game out of this. Winner adds something to the loser kind of thing.

>>35346719
Let's just chill, we don't do that often enough.

>>35346719
Good idea.

"It's a cool figure. And we're cool too. I think.... Unless... do I need to go to the library or something?" I ask her, poker facing.

She snorts. "Shut up, I was just messing with you anyways." She slumps over Mike's back. "Quarter circle back, heavy." She instructs.

He waves her off. "I know what I'm-"

"Down!" Says the game. As Mike switches to Nova.

"Shut up." Mike tells Eri pre-emptively. She goes to say something, "Zippit!" He presses his offence, crushing Mia's Doom.

"Oh shit he activated his sperg mode." Erica jokes. Mike just stares, unblinking at the screen.

Surprisingly, he pulls a 3-2 comeback, finishing Mia as she flails about. "Awww..." She pouts, handing the controller to Eri.

I cuddle in behind the artist, as Mike congratulates her on a good game, almost like a normal human being.

Mia shifts back into my lap a little more as I lean against the bed frame.

>Subtly lewd Mia
>Mess with...
>Sit and watch
>Other?

>>35346850
>>Sit and watch
This is a social event with family, be plenty of opportunities later to lewd Mia in private.

>>35346850
>>Sit and watch
Just enjoy the goddamn moment. We have the cool half of our family being mostly cool with each other, don't ruin that shit man

>>35346850
>Sit and watch

>>35346850
>>Sit and watch
>>Other?
watch the game but also check on Claire every so often, she is our bottom bitch after all.

>>35346850
>>Subtly lewd Mia
If she says stop she doesn't really mean it and go on anyway

>>35346898
No anon, in the past when she's said stop she meant stop

>>35346850
>>Sit and watch
>Sit and watch

>>35346898
rape is bad anon

>>35346850
>Other?
Get up on the bed, keep Mia in our lap, so that we can hold hands with her while holding Claire's hand.

Maybe it'll help recharge her or something.

>>35346850
>>Sit and watch
Maybe just pet Mia a little or something.

>>35346850
>>35346966 This is me. Supporting

>>35346974
Claire needs love to.

Despite his 'sperg powers' Eri is the biggest fucking nerd out of all of us, I remember every time Mum took us to the arcade when we were little, Eri would wreck Mikes' and my shit at MK and Tekken. Although she'd usually let Claire win a few, given that Claire was A) a girl and B) could only afford to play around or two most times.

I wrap my hands around Mia's waist softly, wrists dangling innocently. We all watch transfixed, as Eri nearly perfects Mike with her Akuma, Dante and Ryu team. It's almost a thing of glory to watch my sister play fighting games, she pulls out things I didn't even know were possible in the game engine.

Dash teleport into launcher into air combo, ground combo, special. The hype is, in fact, real.

Mike hangs his head in shame, chucking the controller to me again. "Bring it on shitwad." Erica challenges me. Grinning she selects a scrub ass team, Phoenix, Strider and Sentinel.

>Bring it on bitch RollD20
>Hand off to Mia and...

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35347117
>Bring it on bitch RollD20

>>35346574
"...I don't get many gifts from you. Besides, you're onto something about that character design."

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35347117
>Bring it on bitch RollD20
Have Mia hold Claire's hand.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>35347117
>Bring it on bitch RollD20

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>35347117
>>Bring it on bitch RollD20

>>35347117
>Hand it off to Mia and...
Go check on the situation with Mom and Dad. Be careful though, don't want to bust in on parent lewd.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>35347117

>>35347157
>Being this obvious about wanting to see parent lewd

I second this because I want to see Dad's moves

>>35347157
>>35347220
What the fuck anons?

Nope, Erica flattens me with her godlike reflexes. I think I got all of three half combos off on her, before she wipes me out.

"GG nerd. I'm going to bed." She powers the console down. Mike claps me on the shoulder too, following her out the door.

The distinct sound of both doors lock's clicking shut can be heard as they enter their rooms.

>Go to bed
>See how Dad's going
>Other?

>>35347268
>Go to bed

>>35347268
>>See how Dad's going
Also it's far too late for Mia to go back on her own, she's staying over.

>>35347268
>>See how Dad's going
Dammit this better not be a lewd option, I want conflict resolution dammit.

>>35347256
Your father never taught you how to lie a woman anon?

>>35347268
>See how Dad's going
>>35347220
Anon please, I don't want to scar MC.

>>35347268
>19

Goddamn she's good.

>Check on Claire
Then
>See how Dad's going

>>35347268
>>Go to bed
Dad's got this, no need to check up on him.

>>35347301
>Lie
While that was also taught it should be
>Love

>>35347268
>>Go to bed

>>35347268
>See how Dad's doing

>>35347268
>Other?
Hold Claire's and Mia's hands, and ask Mia to call up Rosa.
She's out of the hospital now, and she'd probably like to know that Claire had a bit of a fainting spell.

Maybe she'll even know what's up with Claire (and if she does, signs point to MT being the culprit).

>>35347386
This

>>35347268
>See how Dad's going

>>35347386
This one

Chuckles can we start fading to black now?

>>35347420
You know what happened the last time some one asked him that right?

>>35347445
What?

>>35347445
I rolled a nat 20 he did it then everyone complained so he said he'd do it once and then never describe it again? Then he lies and post sex scenes atleast once a thread?

>>35347458
See

>>35347469

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>>35347469

>>35347458
Everything.

I give Mia a kiss on the chin, before telling her to hop in bed, she obliges, cuddling into Claire.

I head out to the living room. Dad sits with his sleeves rolled up, smoking a cigar, watching the football on low volume, Mum is reading the newspaper this time in the chair next to his.

They hold hands across the gap in their seats, despite the occupations of their hands. Dad notices me, gives me a wink and makes an 'okay' symbol with his cigar hand

>What do?

>>35347580
>Nod, cuddles with Mia and Claire

>>35347580
"Hey Dad, how hard is it to get a house like this?"

>>35347580
About face.

>>35347580
Nod back, then go back for cuddle pile

>>35347580
Salute BroDad as the hero we need, but not the one we deserve

Then >>35347386

>>35347580
Give him a knowing nod then head to bed.

>>35347580
seconded >>35347596

>>35347602
THIS THIS THIS.

>>35347612
This

>>35347580
Bed time.

>>35347580
Nod, go back to our room. Call up Rosa, ask how she is, let her know that Claire had a fainting spell, fish for if she knows what might trigger something like that, then hold hands with Claire and Mia.

>>35347602
Seconding.

Okay so I've been doing the math. Tomorrow will be Thursday in world. That means we have to get through two school days before the weekend unless of a time jump.

>>35347612
This

>>35347602
We can do that in the morning.

>>35347612
This

>>35347602
Fuck no. Ask that in the morning, not right as he's finally got mom pacified.

>>35347612
Supporting.

I nod at him, before about facing and walking back to my room. I crawl in on the other side of Claire, kiss Mia across Claire and tuck myself under the blankets.

Today was too fucking long.

I jolt awake as Claire slaps me on my cheek. "Morning jizz dispenser." She greets me, already halfway out the door. "I need a shower and a shit summin fierce."

Mia slings her school bag on across the bed, handing me mine as well. "She seems fine." She shrugs, "Just a random fever apparently."

I'm not so sure, but I have to get ready for school. I change clothes and grab myself some toast. Dad's left for work and Mum's still asleep it seems. Eri's already halfway to uni.

Mia munches on her breakfast too, as I bang on the bathroom door. "Hurry up!" I command her.

"Start moving! I can catch up!" She commands.

I shrug, and sure enough, about when we're nearly at school, crossing through a park, Claire comes tearing down the street, a slice of toast in her mouth, before leaping onto me. "Piggyback, bitch!" She commands, before I collapse on the grass. "I think I broke him." She giggles to Mia.

Grumbling, I roll her off me and climb back to my feet.

>What do?

>>35347873
Groan.
"Damn it woman, you owe me a blowjob."

>>35347873
>You sure you're okay?

>>35347873
"Ya know, evil as those bitches were, you're the most abusive." When she gets a hurt look, grin and say, "I like it."

>>35347902
THIS YOU CAN'T DENY US FOREVER CHUCK

>>35347873
>>35347904
Seconded.

It was that fucking cat.

>>35347873
>"You remember all of yesterday? Also, have you seen MT around? He popped outta nowhere to say something cryptic to me again"

>>35347902
Second that

>>35347873
>You sure you're okay?

>>35346574
>first thing I think of seeing the image is Detroit Metal City

>>35347921
This

>>35347873
"Are you sure you're okay? You were pretty out of it yesterday. Where'd you get that superstrength from, anyway?"

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>>35347938
Thisthisthis.

>>35347921
Maybe with shades of this.

>>35347580
>>35347990
Seconded

>>35347873
Plan to acquire a paintball.

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>>35348006
>that picture
Please anon, you know you can trust them.
They just want you to be happy.
Do you want to be happy?
Do you want to be the magical girl?

>>35347990
This

>>35348037
yes...

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>>35348104
So join the cats us.
We will help you, heal you, cuddle you, make you a magical girl, and make you happy. whether you like it or not

>>35348137
I dunno this seems kinda sketch

>>35348137
>magical girl
no, we want to be a little girl. Please don't corrupt our wish this early.

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>>35348157
Trust me, it's completely safe and fine and normal.
I bought three souls made three contracts just yesterday.

>>35348158
A little magical girl, perhaps?

>>35348137
Nah I'm good as the dude I am

"Are you sure you're okay? You were pretty out of it yesterday." I ask in concern.

She shrugs. "Yeah I'm fine. I just went a little dbz meets american psycho." She leans over and pinches my cheek, "Nobody touches my Danny wanny. Or I snap their necks."

I tug her hand off. "No, you don't. That was the entire point of why I got you to stop."

She waves me off. "Okay, jeez it was a joke."

We enter the school building at this point, contractors in the distance are fixing the changerooms, as we squeak over the same old dusty linoleum. "So you didn't see MT any time yesterday did you?" I ask both girls.

Both of them look puzzled, but answer no. What the fuck is that cat doing? I give Claire's hand a squeeze and let her go to class. "Promise not to squeeze anyone's eyes for jelly." She promises on the way.

Rosa's back in class, on the far side of the room, her arm still in a sling, but her ribs and head bandages are gone, so that's good.

Mia and I wave, before taking our seats. Mr. O strolls in and checks roll. His eyes linger on me again, strolling along the attendance history before he moves on.

I sigh, pretending to pay attention, I can't focus today, Nej prattles uselessly, something about one of his cumdumps wearing glasses, but the glasses were fake or whatever.

I spend most of class thinking about jabbing my biro into his eyeball, but that would probably set a bad precedent for Claire.

As the biology lesson ends, everyone once more jostles around me, Nej's bag smacks my head on cue.

I notice Joey Joe talking to Mr O. on the way out, pointing out the picture of the killer whale on the board.

At lunch, Rosa sits with us. The cat makes no appearance it seems. Mia noodles away at a drawing, as Mia helps herself to half my lunch. "Wha? Fu-in' hungry."

Another milk bomb sails towards the table from an unknown direction, but Claire grabs it out of the air, her hair rustling, despite the lack of breeze.

>What do?

>>35348273
So... uh.. your cat came to visit me in the shower. It's starting to become a habit.

>>35348273
Take a drink of it smugly

>>35348273
"Oh shit, milk, I wanted some of that."
"Thanks guys! Or girls!"

>>35348273
"Now Claire, I know you want to throw it back; don't. Too many witnesses. Play it smart, do it after school. Away from people that can call the cops."

>>35348273
>Mia helps herself to half my lunch. "Wha? Fu-in' hungry.

Mia has a surprisingly dirrty mouth, doesn't she?

>>35348273
"Oh shweet, something to drink. Just getting thirsty."

>>35348299
support

>>35348302
This

>>35348320
>>35348304
>>35348302
Guys, don't drink it.
They probably spit in it and hocked loogey in it first.
No, calmly walk it back and return it.


Then have Mia draw the milkbox releasing a small swarm of black spiders to horrify the thrower.

>>35348273
Check Claire's eyes.

>>35348273
>>35348299
>>35348380
these two

>>35348362
Yes.
Yeeeees!
MUAHAHAHAHAH!

>>35348273
>Claire goes yandere

>>35348362
>small swarm of black spiders
Make it Brown Recluse.
Let there be a little bit of collateral damage.

>>35348273

>Claire, stop pretending to be a L'oreal commercial
>Also, are you gonna drink that delicious free milk?

>>35348380
This is required in addition to whatever else

>>35348273
Ask if she's into lactation, since she doesn't want us to get this milk.

>>35348497
that is to be tried later when Danny has cat ears. So that it's... just so much better.

I grab it out of her hand, "Oh cool, I was just getting thirsty too." I play it off, taking a swig of it.

It goes down smooth. Too smooth. This is not milk. I spit a gob of blue paint out onto the table.

Gee willikers. I probably just gave myself some severe poisoning.

I collapse face down on the table, stomach convulsing, as the edge of my vision darkens. I hear clattering, and am tugged backwards onto the floor. The last thing I feel before I slip into the blackness is a huge pressure on my gut, the last thing I see, is Claire's face, hair hanging down around her as she screams something at me. The lip movements seem to suggest the word was 'Danny'.

END OF EPISODE 11

>>35348558
We'll fuck Claire's gonna kill people while we are passed out.

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>>35348558
Why.

>>35348558
Oh Chuckles, you cunt. Can't let us be too smart, eh?

>>35348558
Sigh. We just had to drink the milk...
Welp, time to wake up to being on the run supervillains of vengeance

>>35348592
whats the name of the quest huh?

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>>35348558
Dammit people

>>35348558
You FOOOLS. YOU FOOLISH FOOLS OF FOOLERY!
But seriously why did you think drinking that was a good idea?

>>35348362
>>35348380
>>35348299
Supporting all of these.

>>35348558
Okay lets see

>>35348299
>>35348308
>>35348362
>>35348380
>>35348396
>>35348393
>>35348427
>>35348467
>>35348497
For not drinking actions
VS

>>35348302
>>35348304
>>35348320
>>35348356
>>35348465

>>35348558
YOU FUCKER

I go for 5 minutes and come back to this! I was going to vote against drinking it too. God damnit Chuckles.

>>35348558
Well. We died like a true background character, in a completely irrelevant and retarded way

>>35348639
>>35348617
>>35348613
>>35348610
To be fair who was supposed to guess that was gonna happen.

>>35348617
Most of the people who voted against were too stupid to link their post to chuckles.

>>35348558
Don't worry guys drinking paint isn't to bad. We probably passed out do to shock. We just need a stomachs pump then we'll be fine.

>>35348663
Because the most obvious thing to do to a milk carton is to also spit in it before throwing it. What, don't you understand spite?

>>35348663
It was kind of obvious that it wasn't going to just be milk to be honest. I didn't expect paint though

>>35348273
>I notice Joey Joe talking to Mr O. on the way out, pointing out the picture of the killer whale on the board.

its funny cos killer whales are dolphins

>>35348558
pfff nice

>>35348689
Yea, drinking paint aint THAT bad, but now Claire will probably go full hulk, destroy the cafeteria/school and make superheroes/villains come after her

>>35348558
Thanks for running. No thanks for drinking.

>>35348558
Jesus fuck whoever threw that milkbomb better start running, cause I doubt Claire will give them a headstart.

>>35348663
That specifically? Shouldn't have expected but I'd like to think we were taught at least a little that you don't drink random crap from people you don't know.

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>>35348558
>Claires face when we black out.

>>35348680
Actually, there were 5 votes for drinking, and 5 properly linked votes for not drinking. Plus a post saying that drinking the thrown milk is stupid because it's probably been tainted with spit.

>>35348780
Well then chuckles is a dick

>>35348558
"Wow, that jock who beat me up a whole lot just threw a piece of dog shit at me, i wonder how it tastes like..."
Literally what happened right here

So one of two things is gonna happen. Either Claire freaks out and starts rampaging or we are on the verge of death and we have to make a contract with MT.

>>35348780
>>35348795
to be fair, he probably started writing it before a few of those came in, considering he never announces a vote closing time

>>35348796
Yes, and people seriously voted for it.
That's how stupid at least 5 players are in this thread.

>>35348809
Why was I deleted?

>>35348838
What?

>>35348838
MT THREW THE MILK PAINT! MY GOD!

>>35348867
Weird it said it was deleted.

>>35348809
Claire might also heal us, her powers are acting weird.

>>35348875
4chan x does that sometimes.

So Claire will have to suck the poison out of us, right?

>>35348945
Nah that would just kill her. We just need a quick stomachs pump and rest.

>>35348945
Ugh, no, you dumb shit.
We need our stomach pumped.
Claire sucking in poison just gets her poisoned.
And we'll likely need to be hospitalized for a bit.

>>35348955
>>35348974
Ah. I should have added a *wink wink nudge nudge* then.

>>35348974
AND PROM IS TOMMORROW!

>>35348996
Our mouth is going to be full of paint and vomit, even after a stomach pump, and you want to kiss Claire?
You're one of the ones who voted to drinking that shit, aren't you?

Soo, uhh, will they be charged with attempted murder or manslaughter?

>>35349117
Nothing, because we were the one stupid enough to actually drink it.

>>35348871
MT fucked with the universe the minute he discovered we had the same powers he did. Look at how everything got turned around. Bumtickler has been dropping hints left and right but it seems no one has caught on. That's why all of our "enemies" went from being douches to straight up causing us physical harm. Also, Claires using MTs powers if that wasn't obvious, which is why she got a fever yesterday. (Last part is retarded speculation. Well, more retarded than the rest.)

>>35349133
I'd be surprised if there isn't a law forbidding to put toxic things behind a packaging of something edible.

>>35349133
But they deliberately tainted a substance which could be reasonable assumed to safe for human consumption and coerced us into drinking it by passing it through the air our way.

>>35349211
When we told him how our powers work he adopted our method. So he was loving/helpful to Claire to usurp her.

He's hurting us to cause her distress because he feeds off of that.

Remember, all we need to work this out in our favor is to sue them all and hire a good lawyer who is an expert in legalize.

>>35349240
I think next thread we do this:
1)Ask father how to wage war against a celestial power-giving being that's trying to use our friends
2)Go beat the ever loving shit out of MT. Not because he hurt us Well, maybe a little bit but because he's trying to turn our friends into slaves. Fuck that piece of shit godlike/alien entity.

>>35349211
Yeah, that's pretty retarded, especially when you consider that we finally got Chucklefuck to let us warn Claire and Mia about MT. I'd hope the QM at least has enough sense not to railroad THAT hard.

And if he does, fuck it, I'm out.

>>35349419
>>35349211
Remember that part where Claire said MT wasn't interested in giving them powers any more?

>>35349463
Remember when paranoia was a usual part of every quest?

>>35349463
And you're taking that to mean... what, aside from he's given up trying to make a contract with them?

>>35349463
>trusting cats

>>35348558
jesus fucking christ who the fuck drinks from unsealed containers

>>35349774
4chan apparently.

...

That actually explains a lot

>>35349597
Some people here trust unsealed, opened containers of liquids thrown with malicious intent, so I don't see why they wouldn't also trust a cat.

>>35348558
This just goes to show danny deserves all the fucking abuse he gets, he clearly rides the short bus

>>35349229
I think that's only if there's an expectation of safety.
A reasonable person would not trust an opened container thrown through the air with malicious intent.
The charges won't stick.

>>35348558
I hope danny dies from this and we can just play as someone who isn't a completely retarded peice of shit

>>35350807
get out, MT

>>35350807
We're in an anime world. If you're not a main character douchebag, or part of the school asshole brigade, you're stupid and a background character.

That's not accounting for /tg/ control automatically making any character we control becoming a mouthbreathing, slack-jawed idiot.

>>35350921
Man this is why I wish all the people that try doing quests with interesting premises would just write a book instead.