>>35345190
>Kraft dinner is a blessing from the gods themselves.
Announcements: twitter.com/REQMX

Q&A: ask.fm/REQM

Character Sheet and Misc:
http://pastebin.com/u/REQM

Archive:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Re-Monster
or
http://archive.moe/tg/search/tripcode/!!7fb3j+Ac+pZ%20/type/op/
or
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rD-MZe51wYI63xxl-tG8dsxj-RWVtJu3S6Gzd6OTJSw/edit?usp=sharing

>>35345190
>"When did you learn to do that?"
>Walk and talk. Every minute here is a minute you're not in a dungeon.

>>35345190
>"It's great, Jin. Good job."
>"When did you learn to do that?"
>Everyone is armed. Kind of. Get a hunt going!

>>35345190
>"It's great, Jin. Good job."

oh, and if we're leaving soon, do say see you later to the sisters.

>>35345190
>"It's great, Jin. Good job."

>Everyone is armed. Kind of. Get a hunt going!

I'd like to see her in an active fight to understand how she'll handle things in a dungeon better. but Right now I'm thinking of her as a CWIS harpy turret.

>>35345190
>it's great, Jin!
>when did you learn to do that?
>keep moving, time is treasure.

>>35345190
>"It's great, Jin. Good job."
>>"When did you learn to do that?"
>>Walk and talk. Every minute here is a minute you're not in a dungeon.

>>35345190
>"It's great, Jin. Good job."
>Everyone is armed. Kind of. Get a hunt going!

>>35345190
>"It's great, Jin. Good job."
>"When did you learn to do that?"
Jesus, we're turning into a head-ruffling addict. At this rate the intervention is not far coming. I approve.

>>35345190
>"It's great, Jin. Good job."
>"When did you learn to do that?"
>Walk and talk. Every minute here is a minute you're not in a dungeon.

>>35345190
>"It's great, Jin. Good job."
>Walk and talk. Every minute here is a minute you're not in a dungeon.
>Get a hunt going!

I'm thinking we should go hunting to field test this. Spider mounted Harpy artillery will probably need a practice run to iron out the bugs.

>Everyone is armed, winged and legged. Get a hunt on.

>>35345190
>>"It's great, Jin. Good job."
>>"When did you learn to do that?"

> The voice in the back of your head whispers that your just trying to justify your habit, a silky, sing-song voice gently reprimanding you.
The first step, Lyra, is admitting you have a problem.

The second step is ignoring the problem.

>>35345190
>>"It's great, Jin. Good job."
>>"When did you learn to do that?"
We really are a serial head patter at this point.

Oh wait, this is /tg/ we're talking about, this entire board is made of serial head patters.

>>35345190
>"When did you learn to do that?"

Operation walk and talk is go.

>Other (?)
Inspect the damage to the target in addition to anything else.

>>35345519
>This entire board is made of serial head patters.

I didn't even realize how many times I have suggested head pats during quests...

I need to lie down.

>>35345190
>"It's great, Jin. Good job."
it really is great.
and hey, if she doesn't have a formal teacher, dad can help there

>>35345519
What other things will Lyra pet to get her petting fix? At what point will her family say "Lyra you are an addict!"? Will she do the unthinkable and move on to scales?

I would totally pet scales but it seems they have an issue with lizardy types. Not sure if snakes fall with lizardmen in this setting.

>>35345637
When we get a Lamia party member our family is going to have an intervention for us.

>>35345658
I... I like Lamias. We need one of those. Only thing I like as much as Lamias is Catgirls.. .which probably wont happen due to having a wolf.

>>35345637
Its a real shame what happened to the lizardmen, all their culture, gone.

>>35345658
"Lyra, how DARE you bring in some one like her into our house?! I held my tongue about your little headpatting indiscretions, and didn't say anything when you brought that pet of your home, but don't think I'll stay quiet about you bringing back bad influences on your sisters and brothers! Why can't you settle down with a nice girl like Jin? Oy vey, your grandmother would be rolling in her grave!"

... And suddenly Nualia is a Jewish mother.

>>35345718
I'm not sure how I'd feel about that

>>35345689
I'm kind of curious, what's the count of different kinds of monster girls in /tg/ quests? Not counting multiple of the same kind int he same quest, of course.

>>35345737
I hope I wasn't being offensive with that. I was just commenting on the stereotype after I got done typing it.

>>35345742
No idea. ISH runs a monstergirl quest chock full of them but I can't follow it. His spelling is rough and the story is convoluted as hell at this point.

>>35345776
Yeah, used to follow it back when it started, but it became so convoluted, that disappearing for a month made it incomprehensible upon return.

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>>35345776
I mean among most of the quests. For example, for Lamias I recall Lamia Legacy, that Lamia Space Pirate one, the dead Lamia Daughter one, Fluffy Tail Qu- er, Dog Days...

>>35345916
There's Scorpion Girl and Succubus Lord too.

/tg/ does love its monster girls.

>>35345916
>>35345975
Don't forget Generation A

>>35345986
No idea what this is

>>35345718
This. I like this.

>>35345986
Generation A?

>>35346003
Classic Papa-N quest. He's just started up a spin off the quest.

>>35345881
Exactly.

>>35345916
>Lamia Space Pirate one
That one is a Naga. She'd kill you dead if you called her a Lamia.

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Before I forget: some drawfaggotry of what we were planning when we are the huge spider.

>>35346003
>>35346010
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Generation%20A

>>35346043
Still not exactly looking forward to it. That aside, I like the picture.

>>35346043
Fucking adorable.
AND makes it look like the house is under attack by movie monsters.

>>35346043
I thought the skull was detachable?

>>35346043
>Skull
It's shit.
Nice work, anon

>>35346142
All we really have to go on a simple stick like drawing, could be either

>>35346043
Grave a Great

>>35346043
Skullbutt best.
Well done, anon.

>>35346043

Just to remind everyone, that spiderbutt is ruby red ontop of being a giant skull.

Because that's fucking awesome.

>>35346256
wolf ftw

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>>35346155
>>35346208
You know what? I'm waiting for us to use our weapons crafting to get the BEST butt.

>>35346300
Your vagina is a bunch of metal and two claws. You are not a seductive tarantula.

>>35346347
And you want a vagina the size of a cavern. I'd call that roughly even.

>>35346347
>>35346397
You both lack delicious fluff.

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>>35345882

Where is this from?

>>35346450
That's certainly true. Well played, clerk, well played.

>>35346452
movie called Enemy, i think

You nod, and the harpy's smile widens.
"Good job, Jinni. Well done, yes?"
She shuts her eyes, wiggling a bit with happiness. You grin- till a tug at your hand distracts you.

Sheszka is looking at you with a great deal of concentration, holding your hand with her palms to keep the claws away from you.
"Alpha."
"Hahn?"
"Can't scratch."

She moves your hand to her ears, butting it with her head.

You don't really need any encouragement. Your fingers delicately curl through her hair, scritching at her ears as her tails starts to fly back and forth. Jin grumbles from your other side, returning your hand to her head as well.

Okay. That's it. You've got a problem. There's a dungeon waiting, and you're standing in a field, running your hands through wonderfully soft hair, over fuzzy ears, along beautiful feathers. This is-

Stop. Stop stop stop.

"Ahahaha.... Ah. Uh. We should check back in with your mother, yes? We'll let her know we're going. Right away!"
You get your hands back, and both girls fall quiet as you start moving again. C'mon, brain. This is awkward.

"Hm. Jin?"
"Mhm?"
"When did you figure out the star thing?"

She puffs herself up, raising her head with pride.
"After you left, yes? We remembered the words. And I could feel them, when I flew! And when I tried to call them, they came!"
She gets more excited as she speaks, her voice squeaking as she tries to raise it further. Even Sheszka smiles as she tries not to laugh.
You swap stories as you walk, winding your way back into the streets.

You keep yours short, letting Sheszka chime in where she can- Even with her limited vocabulary, she takes hold of the opportunity to brag.
"-And I led it to Alpha's web! It was delicious."
Jin ruffles her wings.
"I hunted black wolves, yes! By myself!"
"You are not as strong as Alpha."

Jin bobs her head in agreement.
"Of course. Lyra is strong."
"Yes."

>>35346540

Your legs click as you ease past the edge of the village- Jin's cabin is well within sight now. There is one thing, though-
"Ah, Sheszka?"
She snaps to attention as you address her, ears perking straight.
"You don't have to call me alpha, yes?"

She blushes, looking away.
"Alpha is Alpha."
You look to Jin, but her face is just as blank as yours. You shrug.
Something to work on, then.

You pull up to the cabin in short order.

>See about Jin borrowing her mother's claws.
>Let her know that you're leaving for the Arachne's forest- But your sisters will be in the village overnight. That armour will take a while.
>Let her know that you're going to hunt for a bit- or a bite.
>Other (?)


>>35346043
>Nice, thanks!

>>35346563

>See about Jin borrowing her mother's claws.

>>35346563
>See about Jin borrowing her mother's claws.
>Let her know that you're going to hunt for a bit- or a bite.

>>35346563
>See about Jin borrowing her mother's claws.
>Let her know that you're going to hunt for a bit- or a bite.

>>35346563
>See about Jin borrowing her mother's claws.

>Let her know that you're going to hunt for a bit- or a bite.

Practice with artillery and hand to hand weapons. I really don't want any surprises in the dungeon when a gauntlet/claw comes loose or a harpy accidently a wall.

>>35346563
>See about Jin borrowing her mother's claws.
>Let her know that you're leaving for the Arachne's forest- But your sisters will be in the village overnight. That armour will take a while.
Why not

>>35346563
>See about Jin borrowing her mother's claws.
>Let her know that you're going to hunt for a bit- or a bite.
We need to see if we can control her missiles like Saras.

>>35346563
>>See about Jin borrowing her mother's claws.
>>Let her know that you're going to hunt for a bit- or a bite.
I think Aria would be miffed that we didn't bring her dungeon crawling. Also, Jin/Sheszka pseudo-rivalry/Lyra-worship the best. Embrace the pettings, Lyra!

>>35346563
>>See about Jin borrowing her mother's claws.
>>Let her know that you're going to hunt for a bit- or a bite.

Team building exercise time! Also can we look into armor for our companions before we leave town?

>>35346540
Stop. Stop stop stop.
No no, keep going!
>>35346563
>Let her know that you're going to hunt for a bit- or a bite.

>>35346563
>See about Jin borrowing her mother's claws.
>Let her know that you're going to hunt for a bit- or a bite.

We need to know how much damage Jin's thing does.

>>35346563
>See about Jin borrowing her mother's claws.

>>35345882

What does it say about me, that I would genuinely prefer REQM being a giant shy spider to being human?

>>35346563
>See about Jin borrowing her mother's claws.
>Let her know that you're going to hunt for a bit- or a bite.

We need to test the three of us working together and field test our Harpy artillery.

>>35346563
>See about Jin borrowing her mother's claws
>let her know that you're going to hunt for a bit- or a bite.
we got gauntlets, stars, and hopefully claws, we got to test them out somehow.

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>>35346745
That you are a man of class and taste?

I like filenames.

>>35346602
>I really don't want a harpy accidently a wall.
Yeah, we'll practice that plenty before we try doing it in a confined space underground.

Also, we should practice drawing on Jins mana like we do with Sara. Has Jin seen us cast spells yet? Does she even know we can do that?

>I think Aria would be miffed that we didn't bring her dungeon crawling.
We need to offer. It would be dickish not to make the offer.

>>35346563
>"You don't have to call me alpha, yes?"
hey, respect her cultural identity here. let her call you alpha. if anything you should be proud to be in her pack and her alpha.

and its not like she is calling you something embarrassing like "master"

Claws and hunting, Oh my.
Writing.

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>>35346745

>Thinking that REQM isn't a giant spider.

I too, was dumb once.

Once.

>>35346875
Or "queen".

>>35346875
>>35346913
>Implying thats not exactly what shes calling us

>>35346913
>moth girl
Hnnnnnnnng!

>>35346934
Well we have Sheszka calling Lyra "alpha" and moth whose name I'm blanking on right now calling her "queen", so I guess next up is a lamia/naga/snakeygirl calling her "mistress" or something.

>>35346959
I love that girl whose name I can't remember: she was having so much fun trolling Lyra.

>>35346959
>>35346971
>>35346988
The moth-troll was Nin, the one we rescued was Rie

>>35346988
Nin was her name if I'm not mistaken. And when we unite the monsterfolk of the forest she is going to have the biggest shit eating grin you've ever seen on her face...

>>35347016
> implying Nin wasn't doing propoganda manipulation behind the scenes to make things happen exactly as planned

>>35347051
Justasplanned.jpg

>>35346043
>jin and shezka succeed in making a guy come over and talk to us
>we hit it off
>things are going well
>he asks us to get out of this corner and go dance with him
>uh er uh

>>35346563
>>See about Jin borrowing her mother's claws.
>Ask Aria and Elly if they want to dungeon crawl with us.

I know REQM probably won't let us with and say "Ellie doesn't want to and Aria has to protect her" or something, but you won't railroad me out of the last hope for a family-esqe dungeon crawl.

>>35347006
nin came up with it, but all the moth kids were doing it.

>>35346745
You wish for the things of nightmares and should be stopped.

>>35347016
>"Sure I have united the monster races under a single banner but that does not make me queen, yes?"
>"It does, we put it to a vote!"
>"I... What?!"
>"Long live the queeeeen!"

I can see the smug little fluff's face already.

>>35347070
I fail to see how this is a problem anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K8G4eAXC88

>>35347086
I don't see why REQM wouldn't: it's perfectly in character for Aria to want to come,and Elle is perfectly safe in the village and would probably love spending another day just chatting up the merchant about dyes and fabrics.

>>35347120
we'd have to ask him to come outside to do that.

>>35347134
Leaving Elle in the town isn't really an issue. We're heading back home to prep and get our spiderbutt kicked by Mom for a couple days before we head to the dungeon.

>>35347195

>Leaving a Dungeon unattended when Dad is around.

No, there is a considerable chance he would try and find it, and then do it immediately, because adventure.

We go now after basic preparation.

>>35347349
Pish posh, no need for worry.
He would spend DAYS just marking out the entrance hall!
HAH!

>>35347349
Fuck No. Mom said she wanted to teach us some stuff about dungeons and traps and what we're likely to encounter.

You want to piss off Spidermom by running off half-cocked?!

Fuck that, Lyra plans to survive her childhood. Pissing off Spidermom is not the way to do that.

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>>35346563
REQM-sempai noticed me~~

>>35347455

Spidermom's training could just be a diversionary tactic to keep us occupied until the Dungeon is already cleared by someone else or it moves somewhere else, because magic.

I am going to be very sad if we miss out on elle and aria's day out.

I am just -certain- they are having a buddy cop comedy right now.

>>35347530
If we don't get to see more of then in town, I hope we might get a little side story about their experience.

>>35347510
I don't remember if Mom actually said she wanted a few days to go over dungeoneering or what, but I HIGHLY doubt she and the old man are assholeish enough to actually raid the dungeon behind our back.

You rap twice on the door before pulling it open- Lia waves a wing dismissively as she searches through a wide chest at the end of the bed. Jin pipes in as soon as you've got her clear of the doors.
"I showed Lyra my thing, yes."
"I wish you would stop calling it that."

You cough politely into your hand, before the discussion gets any speed.
"Um. Jin was wanting to know if she could borrow your, er, claws?"
She turns back to you, looking you over carefully.

"Hmm. It shouldn't be a problem. I haven't used them in years, yes. You'll want some kind of cover for your shell, though."
"What are they?"
"Padded metal covers for our talons. A bit of leather to hold them together. They're good for fighting anything tough- Breaking a claw isn't fun, yes?"
"I can imagine."

The conversation falls into a lull before Lia picks it up, turning back to her work in the chest.
"When are you planning on going?"
"Not for a day, or more. Mom wants to train me- Which means I won't be moving for a while, yes."
She laughs.

"I can feel your pain- She used to range so far that I'd be sleeping on her shell by the time we returned, yes. Too much energy by half."
She gives you a look.
"Like someone else we know."
You glance sideways, twiddling your fingers.

"Yes, well. We thought we would hunt a bit before we left, yes. Practice for working together."
"A good plan. You don't want to be getting in each others way, yes."
"Yes. If my sisters come by, can you tell them I will be back? I will be sure to see them before we leave."
"Mhm. Get a move on, little ones. The forest isn't getting any lighter."

You wave, and head out.

>Double Tracking! Sheszka and Jin.
>One or the Other (Specify)
>Other (?)

and

>Take the claws.
>Leave the claws.

>>35347530
She's a hard nosed operator and master of spider-to-spider combat. She's a charming seamstress. They're cops.

>>35347562
One of the things mentioned was teaching us how to spot and avoid / disarm traps. Apparently Elfdad is good at that.

Plus, I think she's going to beat a few extra combat ranks into us.

>>35347619
>Double Tracking! Sheszka and Jin.
Time to test out our air-and-smell tracking system.

>take the claws
Gauge how much they hurt.
If it's a lot, maybe we will make a spiderbuttdress to keep her from jabbing us.

>>35347619
>Double Tracking! Sheszka and Jin
>take the claws
Jin should practice with them.

>>35347619
>Double Tracking! Sheszka and Jin.
>Take the claws.

>>35347619
>Double Tracking! Sheszka and Jin.
Time for competition.
>Take the claws.

>>35347619
>Take the claws.
don't forget to thank her
>Double Tracking! Sheszka and Jin.
quickest way to practice is to quickly find something to beat to death.

>>35347619
>>Double Tracking! Sheszka and Jin.
>Take the claws.

>>35347619
>Double Tracking! Sheszka and Jin.
>Take the claws.

greater success in finding stuff to hunt and a good opportunity to get used to those claws.
Just remember to cover our spider butt with something protective.

>>35347619
>Double Tracking! Sheszka and Jin.
>Take the claws.

>>35347619
>Double Tracking! Sheszka and Jin.
>Take the claws.

>>35347661
>make a spiderbuttdress to keep her from jabbing us.
What about a bedding of spidersilk?
Then she can sleep on our spiderbutt more comfortably?

So.
How will we construct our harpy-coaster?

A little doily?
A dress extension?

>>35347619
>>One or the Other (Shez)
Ariel tracking won't be an option in the dungeon. Jin needs to practice Spider mounted combat.

>Take the claws.
Padding our spiderbutt will be easy enough. Just need to good hide and a few silk straps. Bear hide would be good. Hmmm, bear.

>>35347765

Flak Cannon Housing.

>>35347765
>doily
Adorable.

>>35347619
>>Double Tracking! Sheszka and Jin.
Hee. Jin started doing the comma yes thing.

Claws and tracking? Okay.

3d100 and 1d10, please!

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>35347868
d10!

Rolled 9, 26, 22 = 57 (3d100)

>>35347868

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Rolled 97, 86, 85 = 268 (3d100)

>>35347849
we need to make a spiderbutt cozy.
>>35347868

Rolled 64, 16, 29 = 109 (3d100)

>>35347854
We have it from her actually.
>>35347868

>>35347868

Rolled 30, 38, 72 = 140 (3d100)

>>35347868
We don't have a problem, our bear habit is completely under control!

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>35347868

>>35347619
>>Double Tracking! Sheszka and Jin.
Try and get them to work together if possible, to build off each other's skill set.

>>Take the claws.
Don't let Jin ride our shell with them equipped though until we get some leather or something to perch on. Speaking of which, did we ever acquire any armor for either her or Shesz?

>>35347894
COZY WINS THE ROLL

Rolled 99, 50, 73 + 1 = 223 (3d100 + 1)

>>35347868
They see me rolling...

>>35347894
The dice gods approve of the spiderbutt cozy.

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>35347868

>>35347877
>>35347894
>>35347868


WELL I GUESS WE JUST FOUND SOMETHING WORTH ABOUT THIRTY LEVELS THEN HUH?

>>35347894
>>35347877
That's certainly a step above the other rolls!


>>35347931
You have to separate the dice, unfortunately.

>>35347953
>>35347949
>>35347929
never doubt the leadership abilities of the spiderbutt cozy.

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>>35347952

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>35347931
Ok, two sets of dice don't work. Good to know.
d10

>>35347877
>>35347926
>>35347952
>>35347986
What the hell is this?

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>>35347894
>>35347952
>>35347986
ah ah wow

>>35347968
>tea cozy on your table just chilling there
>cozy has cobweb pattern on it
>teapot sprouts spider legs and turns around
>see small arachne shaking tiny fist

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>>35347877
>>35347926
>>35347952
>>35347986
And all the D100 rolls. My god.

What about a fuzzy/fluffy thorax and a shiny abdomen? That is if our anatomy has a thorax... but I'm guessing we do since we have spider legs.

>>35348081
IS THIS QUEST GOING THE WAY OF THE BLOORP?

>>35348097
FOOL. DO NOT TEMPT SUCH MADNESS!

>>35348097
Lyra isn't an Ogre. She's a giant spider.

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So.
We always have simplistic clothes when we make it, yeah?
No ruffles and lace and girliness?
I don't think we're good enough for that.

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>>35348123
FOR HOW LONG?

>>35348180
Fuck. This would be so cute for a formal ball.

>>35347955
>You have to separate the dice, unfortunately.
what do you mean by that?

In the same vein as the centaur thread that's up now, I feel I must ask:
How do arachne wipe their spider-asses?

>>35348249
insects tend to shit crystals and powder.

>>35348249
They don't shit as such. Their waste isn't excreted in a way that would require wiping.

>>35348249

We shit fairy'dust yo.

>>35348249
We have been eating a lot of solids too...

>>35348249
I could imagine Jin thinking Lyra is her worlds equivalent of 2.5D and doesn't have to lower herself to the mortal inconvenience of going to the bathroom.

>>35348377
we should really melt more food before eating it.

Wrap'n'drain is a superior system. Chewfags don't know what they're missing.

>>35348406

Chewing is a thousand shades more satisfying.

Get fucked you hippie.

>>35348406
Extracorporeal digestion a shit.

>>35348455
>not taking advantage of your spider powers to make everything into delicious foodshakes
pleb-tier.

>>35348455

On the other hand, we might be able to fool people into thinking we're a giant spider vampire.

That's, like, a whole new level of added intimidation right there.

>>35348481

Go enjoy your proto-vomit-milkshake you nigger.

>>35348504
>being this human centric
I bet you bring ROPE to dungeons, too!

>>35348503

Or, we could just become a vampire giant spider.

>>35348512

>Not being the True Giant Spider and eating the Bird and the Wolf.

How abominable of you.

We have hair, fits, and are warm-blooded. We also lay eggs. Are arachne monotremes?

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>>35348544
>thinking only humans have alliances
>wanting to actually be a vampire

>>35348580

>Not wanting to be an immortal wandering spider dicking around for eternity with her immortal vampire Harpy and Wolf.
>Not wanting to go all CASTLEVANIA on people, but instead of Bat themed it's Spider themed
>Not imagining Lyra casually soaking in a bubbling pool of blood while Sheszka massages her shoulders and Jin glides around with a towel wrack waiting for us to get out and dry off

>>35348544
>vampire giant spider
That makes me wonder. How the hell would an Arachne awaken the Vampire evolution?

We eat the raw flesh and drain the fluids of our prey as standard. We're more vampiric than most vampires.

>>35348630

I think Vampire is the Lord equivalent of the Ghoul-tree, and we get Ghoul from eating rotting carcasses and things long-dead, like digging up graveyards for food dead.

>>35348630
We don't drain prey enough to be vampiric.
We don't eat right.

>>35348629

What is a Giant Spider?!

A miserable pile of Friendship~!

>>35348629
I don't want to get whipped by generation after generation of some human jerks.

also, I like the sun!

>>35348730

Then we just have to A.) Don't be a dick to and B.) Become too powerful for the Sun and force it to deal with it, Or instead of B, go for C.) Bring down ever-lasting Night so our Star-themed friends are always at the height of their power.

>>35348772
man both A and B are reliant on not being vampires

>>35348772
C) Is one of those plans that ends in there being no food, and the world becoming a barren hellish rock.

>>35348804

Magic.

Also, because of Magic, ever-lasting Night in only a small area that we rule.

>>35348852
>only a small area that we rule.
We've gone full circle! The moths were right!

>>35348880
>Luna moths

It takes a few minutes to wrangle the claws onto Jin. She sits on your shell, raising each foot in turn as you buckle the sheaths over her talons. They klink as she flexes her feet experimentally, the rasp of metal on metal. She nods, and you pick her up, hurling her into the sky. The wind catches her wings, and she starts to circle above you.

You gesture to Sheszka, who straightens, and raise your voice so both can hear.
"You are both good at tracking, yes? By nose, and by sky."
They look to each other, than back to you.
"So hunt. Together, yes? Bring me worthwhile prey."

Both offer you wide, fang-filled grins, and tear away into the woods, the wolf blazing across the grass, and the harpy following above.

You take a free moment to tie one end of a blanket around your waist, throwing the other half over your shell. It's not really secure- You'll need something solid, probably with bands around your stomach. For the moment, though: Superspider! Complete with action cape!

You follow your pack into the woods, picking up speed and blowing through bushes and other small, easily crushable obstacles.

Jin appears overhead, flicking her head in another direction- You follow as best you can, keeping an eye on her shadow, spilling through the foliage. Sheszka plows through a bush overhead, far faster than you can move, pulling away from you by the second. She twists, mid-stride, changing direction, and you follow suite.

The trees start to thin- The sound, the smell of water growing stronger as you move- And you burst from the treeline before a wide, clear lake.

Or it would be clear, if it weren't currently filled with a giant crab.

The shell towers above you, craggy with moss. It turns, steps thundering, and faces you. Eyes glow, mouth frothing with bubbles, claws snap the air.
"Where's the weakpoint?" you whisper.

>Direct assault. Lets do this.
>Circle- Look for a way to climb it.
>Make a weakpoint. Screw giant crustaceans.
>Other (?)

>>35348968

Use earth magic to knock it on it's back.

And then eat.

>>35348968
>Make a weakpoint. Screw giant crustaceans.
Don't want to fall into the water; we can't swim very well (or much at all).

>>35348968
>"So hunt. Together, yes? Bring me worthwhile prey."
Their queen is so demanding.

>Make a weakpoint. Screw giant crustaceans.
Smash this fucker

>>35348968
>Other (?)
>Lure it closer to the tree-line so we can jump on its back.

>>35348968
Crabs can't hit you if you are below them, and the shell is pretty weak down there.

Unless they're Pikmin style crabs, in which case they'll just drop themselves on you.

So you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?"

>>35348968
>Make a weakpoint. Screw giant crustaceans.

>>35348995
We don't have any magic available right now.

>>35348968
>>Other (?)
Do that thing they did in star wars to the walkers.

Wrap your tow cables around the legs so it collapses!

>>35348995
No mana.
Jin's stuff is just elemental

>>35348968
>other
>Glowing eyes
>Bubbly mouth
it probably has some magic power. i don't want to get hit by cutting jet of water from mouth or lasers from eyes.
so circle it to stay out of their cone of fire while taking out its legs, then climb its back and dig in

if you can, have jin divebomb its eyes out

>>35348968
>weakpoints of giant crabs

Lyra confirmed for nerd

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>>35348968
CRAB BATTLE

>>35349063
CRAB UGH
BROKE... BROKE MY GLAIVE

>>35348968
>Circle- Look for a way to climb it, analyse it's attack pattern

>>35348968
>>Make a weakpoint. Screw giant crustaceans.
Fuck yo crabs, yo.

>>35348968
>>35349014
Seconding this.
Whatever we do, stay away from its front.

>>35348968
>Other (?)
Lure it into the tree line. Get our of sight, climb at tree, then drop onto it as it passes.

Have Jin and Shez run diversions while we get into position and then lure it in the right direction.

>>35348968
>Make a weakpoint. Screw giant crustaceans.
and if that fails then fuck it plan b
>Circle- Look for a way to climb it.
we can always fall back to the way we killed the armored bear, getting on top of it and just bash it with the point of our pole arm until it dies shadow of the colossus style

>>35348968
Stay out of it's frontal arc. Crabs rotate slowly, so keep circlestrafing. Strike the joints of the legs.

WE'LL BE EATING TONIGHT, PACKMATES

>>35349014
>>35349085
>>35349100
Lure it to the tree line, get on its back, crack shell.

>>35349129
If we can damage the arm it may tear it off. Crabs are weird like that.

Also This could be our puppies level up.

>>35348968
How the hell do we carry this back to the village?

>>35349199
It at least guarantess lvl up after the dungeon, I don't think this will be worth over 30 level on its own.

I'm surprised I'm the only one who wants to tangle its legs.

>>35349232

We make a sled out of trees and web.

>>35349260
We would need to get to its legs, and a crab is very flat, we would make ourselves wide oben for its claws.

>>35349260

It's a crab, it's legs are set way too far apart for that to be done easily.

It's like trying to trip the Eiffel Tower.

Crabs tend to have a "joint" in their undershell that's good for cracking them open, our glaive should be good for this.

>>35349232
That.... might not be possible.

The only way I can picture us moving it is by flipping it over and dragging it on its smooth back. Depending on exactly how bit it is, that might not be possible.

If that's the case, send Jin back with a message; CRAB COOK-OUT IN THE WOODS! COME GET SUM.

Make a weakpoint squeaks by-
Where do you want to start?
Combine options of you like, assuming they're possible.

>Send Jin at it's eyes!
>You've seen Star Wars! Pull a leg beneath it!
>Start smashing legs!
>Crabs will abandon damaged claws! Give it some!
>Other (?)

>>35348968
We need to hit its weak spot for massive damage.

>>35349382
>Crabs will abandon damaged claws! Give it some!

>>35349382
>Send Jin at it's eyes!
>Start smashing legs!
we're not going to let Jin have all the fun

>>35349382
star wars!
Failing that, cling to its underside and cause HAVOK

>>35349382
>Crabs will abandon damaged claws! Give it some!
Its claws are still dangerous when flailing blind, better to remove the main-weapons first

>>35349382
>>Send Jin at it's eyes!

>>35349382
>Crabs will abandon damaged claws! Give it some!

If it's got a bigger claw we need to take that out of the fight.

>>35349382
>Crabs will abandon damaged claws! Give it some!
Its it too late to suggest throwing nets at its claws to hinder them ?

>>35349382
>You've seen Star Wars! Pull a leg beneath it!
By using our sticky silk rope, we can tie its legs up.

>>35349382
>>Send Jin at it's eyes!
>Crabs will abandon damaged claws! Give it some!

>>35349382
Get under it and crack open it's stomach shell joints.

>>35349382
>Crabs will abandon damaged claws! Give it some!
>Send Jin at it's eyes!
Its the best combination, Jin distracts it from us and Sheszka and it opens up its joints to the side when it tries to move its claws to protects it eyes.

>>35349382
>Have Jin draw its attention upwards.
>Go for the underbelly.

>>35349382
>Send Jin at it's eyes!
>Start smashing legs!

Reduce it's mobility, keep circlestrafing!

Anyone for making stuffed crab with the shell if it's not going to used for anything else?

>>35349552
we should just drag the crab back to the village and have the villagers give us a hand in doing something with it.

We should also eat like, a leg on the way home. Jin and shezka too.

>>35349327
LYRA STRONG

LYRA CARRY CRAB

Think of it as endurance training.

>>35349577
The guard is going freakout

>>35349626
The problem is more how to get it through the dense part of the forest. Its pretty wide.

>>35349382
>>You've seen Star Wars! Pull a leg beneath it!

>>35349639
Tear the trees down.

>>35349382
>Crabs will abandon damaged claws! Give it some!
>Send Jin at it's eyes!

>>35349639

Then we hold it vertically.

Duh.

Actually, let's just treat the thing, once it's legs have been ripped off, as a giant wheel.

>>35349552
We could make it into a house.. or a carriage.

Eyes and claws!

4d100, and Ill start writing!

Rolled 7, 72, 92, 81 = 252 (4d100)

>>35349719

Rolled 8, 35, 84, 55 = 182 (4d100)

>>35349719

Rolled 43, 33, 45, 47 = 168 (4d100)

>>35349719

Rolled 73, 61, 29, 16 = 179 (4d100)

>>35349719

Rolled 84, 8, 16, 34 = 142 (4d100)

>>35349719

Rolled 43, 46, 50, 47 = 186 (4d100)

>>35349719

>>35349719
First persons didn't do so hot. I was hoping for Rules of Nature action. Shame.

>>35349731
Not bad

>>35349798

That is just us luring the Crab into a false sense of supremacy... then we hit it with a triple Ultimate Combo Assault, from Land, Sea and Air...

Is Lyra going to make Onyxia Wipe joke in her first dragon battle?

>>35350156
But we don't even have anyone that could inflict dots!

>>35350156

I'm betting more of a LEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSS joke.

And then be embarrassed and bashful while trying to explain it away as a tavern joke we picked up.

Because reasons.

Your legs propel you forward, Sheszka beside you, howling a war cry as you close on your prey. You point one chitin-coated finger at the creatures grotesque eyestalks, your voice lost to the wind, but Jin understands.

She gains height, vanishing into a dot in the skyline- Then she descends, a shrieking bullet, talons shredding the monster's eye as she passes, a fountain of fluid following her trail.

You head in yourself, aiming straight for the creature's low slung claws- Less weapons means less danger. You swing overhand as you step up, Sheszka beside you, raking her armoured claws over its shell- Neither penetrates.

You can feel the vibration through the haft as your weapon ricochets off the monster's carapace, while your companion only manages to leave shallow grooves along its hardened exterior.

The beast twists in place, your targeted claw swinging away- and you stand face to face with it's burbling wrath, sounding like a pressure cooker that's about to bubble over.

It rears back, levelling its mouth towards you- and you seize your wolf in one hand, diving sideways to dodge the blade of water that tears through dirt and tree alike. Sheszka regains her feet as soon as you drop her back to the ground- and you nod to each other, picking different directions, forcing the crab to pick targets.

>Keep up the plan!
>Switch it up, go for legs!
>Crawl up one of those claws! You're gonna have words with this crab.
>Other (?)

>>35350553
>>Crawl up one of those claws! You're gonna have words with this crab.
See if we can climb up the thing.
And then maybe climb all around its eyes and underbelly like a real spider.

>>35350553
>Keep up the plan!

>>35350553
>>Switch it up, go for legs!
We wont be able to do anything to the claws if we only leave grooves in the shell

>>35350553
>>Switch it up, go for legs!
Leg's first, make sure it can't dodge us

>>35350553
>>Switch it up, go for legs!
The weak points. Exploit them for massive damage.

>>35350553
>Keep up the plan!
>>35350602
The joints are far weaker.

>>35350553
Whatever we do: Flip our glaive around, use the spike.

>>35350553
>Get under it. Go for the underbelly.

>>35350553
>Crawl up one of those claws! You're gonna have words with this crab.

>>35350553
>Switch it up, go for legs!
go for the joints!

>>35350553
>Keep up the plan!
>Switch it up, go for legs!

We keep up the assault on it's Claws, have Sheszka target it's legs while Jin blinds it.

>>35350553
>Switch it up, go for legs!
if we can't penetrate the leg armor, we can at least trip it with silk

>>35350553
>Other
Get some sticky silk ropes ready. Tie us its legs and send a big wad right into its mouth.

>>35350553
>blade of water
Such Daimyo Hermitaur. Needs more Hammer action.

>>35350553
whatever you hit try aiming for the joints instead of just the shell.

>>35350553
>It shoots water based attack from mouth
called it

>>35350553
>Keep up the plan!
while
>Sheshzka goes for ther legs
She is the smaller and faster one, and we can distract it while she darts to its legs.

Legs? Legs!
Glaive spike and Joints noted.
5d100!

Rolled 13, 13, 45, 71, 86 = 228 (5d100)

>>35350821

Rolled 58, 86, 81, 82, 16 = 323 (5d100)

>>35350821

Rolled 56, 9, 43, 4, 20 = 132 (5d100)

>>35350821
Don't fail us now!

Rolled 93, 11, 20, 49, 44 = 217 (5d100)

>>35350821

Rolled 32, 83, 48, 5, 96 = 264 (5d100)

>>35350821

Rolled 99, 41, 42, 10, 67 = 259 (5d100)

>>35350821

Rolled 92, 24, 7, 3, 70 = 196 (5d100)

>>35350821
Let's show this punk whose got a tougher exoskeleton.

Lyra is doing incredibly mediocre

>>35350931

Think of all the extra XP we are getting for the adaptive plan we are using...
Also, longer combat means more weapon practice...

Also also, Giant Crab is definitely a stronger opponent so even further bonus XP...

>>35350931

It's not that she is doing mediocre, it's that the crab is a Giant Enemy Crab, and Crab Battle has been declared.

>>35350982
no, anon. Bad.

I hope we get VERY LITTLE XP so we don't lap mom.

>>35351061

we could be twice Moms level and she'd still own our spider-butt in combat... Raw Strength is no replacement for experience and skill...

>>35351061

We have already lapped mom by evolving within the first month of our life.

That's lapping mom by like...15 years.

>>35351085
At least until you have enough raw strength.

>>35351110

Unless it's continent-cracking strength, then no, it does not.

>>35351061
Everybody seems to forget how massive the gap is between our skill levels and hers. She is still 10 levels higher than Lyra in spear combat alone.

>>35351143
No one forgets that, but she will still be super jealous if we evolve twice before even finishing puberty, while has only evolved once after adventuring for years.

>>35351166

Nah man, she would be proud.

>>35351166
It's obvious to me that we need to stress her more so she gets more levels and finally evolves.

>>35351110

But the exchance rate is horrendous... a 50% strength increase is only really worth about 10-15% skill increase...

>>35350931
our rolls where excellent first rounds, and are excellent this round too.

i suspect we are just brute forcing the fight so the DCs to injure it are considerably higher than if we did the smart thing(star wars its legs)

>>35351195
She's already evolved into Really Stressed Out Mom-mon.

>>35351310
which is why she's burning through that moth dust with dad, to relieve the stress.

>>35351349
I like to imagine them snorting it off of each other's bodies in lines, sort of like coke.

>>35351310
she did make pretty serious evolution gains raising us so far.

hell you can see a spike in her level when she found we fought the lightning wolf.

>>35351349
>>35351374
But then when she hits an achievement involving tumbles in the webs she's eligible for a special evolution: the Black Widow Arachne.

>>35351410
We are already Black Widow Arachne.

>>35351448
Nialla's just a Widow Arachne. And I couldn't think of any other spiders involved remotely with sexy stuff.

Does make me wonder if there's a Delicious Brown Recluse Arachne out there, though...

You flip your glaive in your hands, wielding it like a pick instead- You sidestep the crashing legs, and aim straight for the joint. Your first strike punches into its shell, leaving a neat hole.

And your second caves it in, shell cracking beneath the force, the whole leg bending inwards as the crab staggers- its noise changing to the high pitched whistle of a kettle.

Jin pitches down again, splattering its second eye, flipping neatly through the air and showering it with stars as she makes another pass. Sheszka, lacking your height, has crawled up the leg- one arm wrapped around it to hold her up, while the other blurs as she relentlessly slams it into the joint.

You can hear the shell crackling, giving way under her assault. She dives off the leg at the last second, before it gives way beneath its injury, the crab trying to shift its weight to limbs that were no longer there. The beast pitches backwards, legs collapsing beneath it, a plume of water firing up as it plows into the lake.

Arms snap uselessly before it- blind as it is, it takes no effort to step past the, heading towards your fallen prey.

>Crush the head, and the beast falls!
>Disable it! Don't let it get back up!
>Lyra Smash!
>Other (?)

>>35351493
She is a Widow Arachne, that is black. So yeah, she is a Black Widow Arachne.

>>35351519
>Disable it! Don't let it get back up!

>>35351519
>LYRA SMASH

>>35351519
>Disable it! Don't let it get back up!

>>35351519
>>Disable it! Don't let it get back up!

>>35351519
>>Crush the head, and the beast falls!

>>35351519
>Other (?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap_CRESxNFE

Best way to defeat giant crabs

>>35351519
>Crush the head, and the beast falls!

>>35351519
>Disable it! Don't let it get back up!

>>35351519
>>Lyra Smash!

>>35351519
>>Disable it! Don't let it get back up!

>>35351519
take out all the legs on ONE side only, that would tilt it, making it easier to flip it on its back and then finish it off

>>35351493
>Disable it! Don't let it get back up!

>>35351522
Well actually she'd just be a black Widow Arachne

>>35351519
These are all kinda similar suggested actions

>>35351519
>>Lyra Smash!
Amazing spider suplex?

>>35351519
>>Lyra Smash!

>>35351519
>>Lyra Smash!
Okay

>>35351519
>Disable it! Don't let it get back up!

Shooting for a disable?
4d100 please!

Rolled 74, 99, 38, 99 = 310 (4d100)

>>35351760
Lame

Rolled 52, 14, 62, 5 = 133 (4d100)

>>35351760

Rolled 92, 65, 47, 44 = 248 (4d100)

>>35351760
dice 4d100

Rolled 97, 58, 16, 36 = 207 (4d100)

>>35351760
Wish us luck...

Rolled 7, 47, 45, 72 = 171 (4d100)

>>35351760
power

>92, 99, 62, 99

Damn son.

Just.

Damn,

>>35351774
wow, we just disabled the fuck out of that crab.

>>35351819
Rekt

>>35351819
That crab is going down hardcore.

>>35351774
A threadly reminder here that giant spiders are not to be fucked with.

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>>35351819
LAW OF THE WILD