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I am Daniel Speltin, top tier waste of potential and mid tier student, all round unimportant person about town.

Claire charges across the field, towards the changing rooms, grass withering around her feet into deadened, brown clumps.

Mia stares after her worriedly, shoving her phone back in her pocket and offering me a napkin.

"Dead. Dead. Dead!" The tomboy roars, now the majority of the way to changerooms, she throws her hockey stick aside and balls her hands into fists.

>Let her do her thing
>Follow and see what happens
>Hold her back
>Other?
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>>35340544
>>Follow and see what happens
Be there to step in before things get deadly
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>>35340544
what the shit happened last time?
oh god i gotta go back now.
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>>35340544
>Follow and see what happens
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>>35340567
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=background+character+quest
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>>35340544
>Hold her back
First and Third degree murder is not something we want her charged with.

And After all, revenge is best served cold.
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>>35340567
Short answer, passed out under some bleachers, woke up covered in used tampons. Prime suspect Claire's team mates.
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>>35340544
>>Follow and see what happens
be ready to hold her back
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>>35340544
>Claire charges across the field, towards the changing rooms, grass withering around her feet into deadened, brown clumps.
>Hold her back
Yeah, that stuff spontaneously at her touch is something that might me get charged with murder/supervillian status.
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>>35340544
>>Hold her back
Getting angry and beating them up is losing. Gott be sneaky man.
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>>35340544
>>Follow and see what happens
Get ready to hold her back and/or power her up if the situation calls for it.
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>>35340544

>Hold her back

Woah there, at least settle for brutally maiming them. Remember, dead is dead, as such they won't remember shit anyway (unless ghosts are a thing here), however, giving them grievous injuries will give them something to fear and remember for the rest of their lives.

Uh, I mean, no. Stop. Do not do this thing. Please.
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>>35340544
Stop her. Withering aura claire WILL murder this hoes.
Let's take our time and get our revenge poop bandit style.
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You pick up your pace across the field, following her. Claire is still muttering to herself, as she strolls up to the building.

She chooses not to take the conventional door. Instead she punches a section of wall and it collapses inwards. She continues through without missing a beat.

She crosses the current room, the boy's lockerroom, shunting rows of lockers over and aside with one hand, before smashing through the far wall.

The lockers all have hefty dents you note as you follow her through. Inside is a collection of terrified girls, in varying states of undress, collectively screaming in terror as Claire crosses the room, now showered in chunks of brick and plaster.

Linoleum cracks underfoot as she continues marching at them.

>What do?
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>>35340544
>Hold her back
Lets just go get some wet wipes, we get them back later.

Violence is not the answer. Terrorizing them is.

We could use violence to find out who did this tho.
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>>35340709
"Woah Claire hold up there.

Ladies, I think an apology is called for."
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>>35340709
>What do?
Hold her back, hold her back.
This shit will get bloody real quick unless we stop her.
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>>35340709
Maybe scare them a little bit more, but sure as fuck don't let Claire break them. Cuz we're background characters, not heroes or super villains
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>>35340709
>Hold her back.
>>35340738
*tips fedora* m'lady.
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>>35340796
Fuck we need to get fedora, if we don't have one.
Every social interaction could be slowed with tipping fedora.

We must now acquire fedora!
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>>35340709
>"Claire, wait! Look at them! They're not worth major consequences."
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>>35340709
Hold Claire, pretend we are not mad about it but tell them to avood doing this shit or next time you might not be around to stop Claire.
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>>35340738
Pretty much this. Time to try to defuse this shit before Claire kills them all.
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>>35340709
>"Now, you could either fix everything, or I could watch how Claire becomes a supervillain."
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>>35340825
no
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I leap forward, trying to hold Claire back, but she keeps walking, dragging me along with her.

"Claire! Come on! They aren't worth it." She picks one girl up by the throat, pinning her against the wall.

"CLAIRE! THEY'RE ALL SORRY! RIGHT?" I ask all the others, as the pinned girl kicks uselessly at Claire. I grab the wrist pinning the girl and try to tug it down.

She turns her head to face me, and I see that her eyes have faded into a pure black colour, no iris, no pupil.

"It was just a joke..." One girl whispers, terrified. Claire makes no move to drop the girl.

>What do?
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>>35340965
>Hold Claire's head
>Kiss
>Hope for the best
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>>35340965
"Claire, it was funny."
"I was going to laugh until you stormed off, come on, lets go get something to eat."
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>>35340965
Try to put yourself between Claire and the girl, hug her and tell her its allright.
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>>35340825
it's not about the fedora over our head.
It's about the fedora inside our colective superior free-mind not hindered by dogmatic laws like the sheep around us.
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>>35340994
>>35341000
>>35341003
Something along these lines
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>>35340965
Maybe a forehead-to-forehead touch while thinking calming thoughts while saying
"It's fine Claire, I'm alright. It's fine, I'm just a bit dirty, that's all."
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>>35340965
>Fetch Mia
>have her draw us without this shit
>get the stuff to clean our mug
Now that I think about it, everything is kinda easy to solve.
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>>35340965
>>35341015
Ask the girl where we can get genuine wool fedora.
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>>35341022
>Drawing reverts
>Claire re-rages

Also
>Waiting for Mia to arrive
>Claire not disembowelling erryone by then
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I slip off her back and stand between her and the pinned girl as Mia gasps her way into the room, holding a stitch. I hug tight against Claire, pushing my forehead into hers.

"Claire, I'm fine. It's alright, I thought it was funny. I was gonna laugh until you ran off. Now, come one.... put her down. For me?" I stare into the black pits of her eyes, blank, missing the liquid heat they usually show for me as the girl kicks desperately at my spine.

I close my eyes. Slowly, I feel the arm lifting the girl drop, and the choking sounds are replaced by deep gasps.

You open your eyes and look back at Claire, the black pits are gone, replaced by a smouldering brown, a dead tired look in them.

On the edge of your hearing, you hear a faint whisper, "Maybe the paint gave them brain damage."

I rub my forehead cautiously. "FUCKING PAINT!?" I yell, as the dried on liquid chips away under my nails. The hockey team cowers further back as Claire turns to them too.

>What do
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>>35341190
>"Remember who saved you today"
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>>35341190
Fair is fair. Paint them too.
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>>35341190
"Come on claire, lets go"
Take her and go home.
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>>35341190
"You guys still fucking suck"
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>>35341216
>"How about we all get naked and paint ourselves?"
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>>35341216
This. Find the paint bucket, make them paint themselves.
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>>35341190
>"Mia, get me a paintgun."
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>>35341214
This
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>>35341239
An airbrush is better.

Gotta airbrush that revenge on!
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Guys, while we mostly seem to be in agreement to paint the team red, why not take their money too?

A bit villain-like, but come on, we kind of need the cash.
And since Claire already publicly revealed her powers by busting through a couple walls, why don't we shake down Chad for lunch money?
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"Remember who saved you today, you worthless shits." I tell the half naked girls, before tugging Claire away. "Get the wall fixed, DON'T Tell anyone how it happened!" I lead Claire away, Mia falling in step a few paces behind, leaving space.

About three quarters of the way home, Claire murmurs "Ti...red." before she collapses on the pavement. I do my best to catch her, skinning my knee on the way down.

I grip her hands and will her to wake up, but it doesn't seem to work. "Shit. Mia, we'll have to carry her to

>The hospital
>My place
>Her place, it's deserted
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>>35341308
>>My place
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>>35341308
My place. Mia can draw an auto-doc and heal her.
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>>35341308
>My place
Don't even want to risk running into her dead beat dad
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>>35341308
>The hospital
Ask for Mia to make a hovercar.
When there, grab a wheelchair and take Claire to Rosa's room.
Calmly ask MT if he had anything to do with this. Probably didn't, but we should make sure.
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>>35341190

>"...In years to come, you will be stuck in a dead end job, if not prostitution, and stuck in a loveless marriage with many mouths begging for attention and to be fed. And not all of them children.

"I, on the other hand, am blessed by two goddesses (at least in my eyes) who truly love me, as I love them back.

"Simply put, fuck you all. Peace out."
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>>35341355
yeah imagine that was said instead
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>>35341308

>My place

Must've raged herself out. She'll be fine, nothing a little sleep can't fix.
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>>35341355
>>35341363

For maximum effect (and/or laughs) imagine it being said in Magneto's voice.
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>>35341398
This is now canon.
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"Back to my place."

Mia helps sling her over my shoulders in a piggyback, helping carry her from underneath by holding her hands against her lower back.

Thankfully the lifting seems to have at least paid off a little, as we make it home without dropping her. I carefully place her down on my bed, stroking her hair out of her face, I find her flushed and heated.

Shit. "Mia, grab me a wet cloth." I start tugging her clothes off, placing her under a thin blanket in case Mike walks past.

Mia returns and I wipe the sweat off her face, I turn the ceiling fan on full bore. "I think she needs some sleep." Mia tells me.

I leave the cloth on her head, and head out into the hall. Mia gasps at the amount of blood still trickling down my leg. Weird, doesn't even hurt.

>Ask Mia to wrap it up
>Get fit
>Hang with....
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>>35341473
>Ramirez--I mean, Mia! Wrap that up!
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>>35341444
Another good voice is Napoleon Dynamite

>>35341473
>Ask Mia to wrap it up
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>>35341473
>>Ask Mia to wrap it up
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>>35341398
>>35341495
napoleon seems more in character than magneto to me, but to each their own
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>>35341473
>Get /fit/
Gotta raise that endurance.
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>>35341473
>>Ask Mia to wrap it up

Wish Claire some good dreams and give her a kiss
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>>35341473
>>Get /fit/

Ignore the blood, with hilarius consequences!
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>>35341473
>Ask Mia to wrap it up
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>>35341473
wrap it up
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>>35341473
Is the blood from the skinned knee?
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>>35341473
Wrap it up.
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>>35341473
>get fit
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>>35341473
>Ask Mia to wrap it up
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I lead Mia into the kitchen and ask her to bandage it for me.

Hmm. Girl knows how to treat cuts, not particularly surprising when I think about it. Her nimble fingers clean it out as quickly as possible, loose grits of bitumen forcing a grunt of pain out of me as they slide along the cuts.

She rolls a bandage tight around it, the series of cuts to large for a band aid to cover. As she finishes, she looks up expectantly to me, coy smile on her face.

"Yes, you did good." I tell her, grabbing her cheeks and leaning down to kiss her. I slide off the bench and wrap my arms around her a little more. "That was kinda scary." Mia tells me. "I thought she was gonna kill Shannon."

I rub the back of her head, "It was scary, but I stopped her. It'll all be ok." I promise. Mia squeezes tighter.

It's at this point I hear a gasp of surprise. Oh what fresh hell is this? I rotate around to see Mum standing across the room, staring accusingly at the girl wrapped around me.

>What do?
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>>35341670
>"Can I help you?"
Be all nonchalant
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>>35341670
Get minotaur heads, and make out?
Hot cow tongue action.
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>>35341670
>What's up, Mum?
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>>35341699
I don't think our mother /quite/ deserves a heartattack
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>>35341670
Go check on Claire
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>>35341691
Seconding this
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>>35341691
This.
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>>35341691
4thing?
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>>35341699
no
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>>35341670
"Claire is my girlfriend. Mia is also my girlfriend. Both Claire and I like her very much, she knows and is okay with this.
"I would have thought that doubling the chances for grandchildren would make you happy."
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>>35341691

Heck with it, 5thing the motion.
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>>35341773
Way to creep Mia out
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>>35341699
Moo.
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>>35341691
yup
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>>35341773
Seems...possibly something we can say after she accuses us if cheating.
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>>35341670
>Exaggerated Eyebrow Movements
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>>35341773
yeah nah thats crap
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>>35341773
There is really no reason to say that right now.
also, that last part is creepy.
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"Can I help you?" I ask her, trying to alpha hard, my voice only breaks a little as I do so.

Mum just stalks off. Well that can't be good for my long term life. Oh well.

Mia kisses my neck softly as I stare after Mum, causing me to return my attention to her. I give the shorter girl a last smooch on the forehead.

>Go fuck around with Mia's powers
>Hang out with Mia
>See Mike
>Check on Eri
>Get /fit/
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>>35341874
>>Hang out with Mia
>Check on Eri

Give Mia and Eri cat ears and a tail
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>>35341874
>Go fuck around with Eri's powers
SCIENCE
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>>35341874
>See Mike
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>>35341874
>Check on Eri
Then get /fit/ with Eri.
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>>35341874
>Hang out with Mia

Mia a fave
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>>35341874
>>Check on Eri
>>Get /fit/
Make Eri get fit. Mia can doodle as per oosual. We can get her to test things out whilst we get fit too.
>>35341892
Seconding catting
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>>35341874
Seconding >>35341892
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>>35341874
>Hang out with Mia
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>>35341892
So much this.
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>>35341874
>>Hang out with Mia
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>>35341892
Also give ourselves cat ears and tail regardless of whether we switch to Dani or not. Everyone likes cat bits
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>>35341874
>>35341892
And another vote on the pile for this.
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>>35341963
Can we do bull bits this time?
Minotaur themed and all?
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>>35342028
No. Cat time.
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>>35342028
no
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>>35342028
Well, neither our sis nor Mia are really up for lewding yet and Minotaurs aren't really cuddly in the normal fashion so I don't really see the point...
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>>35342028
No.
Cat only.
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>>35342028
No, fuck off with that.
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>>35342028
no
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>>35342028

Man that sounds like a load of bullshit.
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>>35342041
>>35342042
>>35342051
>>35342057
>>35342067


Fuking weebos, not studying greek mythology. minotaurs are ultra cuddly, and sexy.

But o well we can do the same old ting that all other people do, because majority don't want other tings.
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>>35342097
Fucking greekaboos

Also, the MC is a weeaboo...
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>>35342097
Fuck off we DragonGrills next
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>>35342097
if you're in Brissy, hit me up with whatever the fuck you're taking man, I want some of that
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>>35342096
Fuck, carlos made me spit my beer.
Also...
>>35342028
No.
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>>35342097
Hey, I love me some greek mythology. Also, are catpeople really derived from japanese culture only? I mean, I get bakanekos and all but surely the concept of cat eared people wasn't exclusive to japan
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I knock on my sister's door. "Come on nerd, we gone get swole." I tell her. She groans and collapses back on the bed.

"But I feel like I'm gonna die if I moooove." She whines. I stay in the doorway, refusing to move. She huffs and rolls off the bed slowly. "Out."

I oblige, giving her room to change. It seems she's forgiven the little incident from yesterday. So obviously the only choice is to repeat it, this will obviously produce different results.

I let Erica clomp downstairs ahead of us, whispering in Mia's ear.

"That's like... the definition of insane." Mia points out with an amused smile, nonetheless she starts sketching my sister.

I slap Eri on the back, encouraging her to bike harder, before I start doing awkward situps on the floor. Fuck sit ups, sit ups are hard. Push ups it is.

A few minutes in, Mia beckons me over and grasps my hand, a cheeky smile spreading across her face.

Sure enough, Eri stops pedalling, brow furrowed she lets out a noise of protest and grabs at her head, Mia joining in.

"Feels weird." Mia complains, one of her ears flicks subconsciously, causing her to giggle.

"Danny, what the fuck did you just do to me?" My sister growls. "Did you just give me cat ears?"

>What do?
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>>35342152
Egypt.
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>>35342152
Africa and South America would like a word with that anon.
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>>35342176
*Slaps forehead*
I shame myself
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>>35342168
>Pet fluffy tails
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>>35342168
"Just wanted my lovely sister to experience how much fun they are."

Continue getting /fit/ while occasionally brushing Mia and Eri's ears and tails accidently
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>>35342168
Lets get ourselves some ears as well, may as well turn into Dani too.
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>>35342168
>"...maaaaaybe? Would you hold it against me if I said yes?"
>Tickle cat ears
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>>35342168
"Yeah. Look, just give it a try first; you have no idea how good getting earscratches can feel."
Give Mia earscratches to demonstrate. Then demonstrate on Eri.
Stroke tails as well.
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>>35342168
Get laser pointer, catnip, or piece of string.
All if possible.
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>>35342168
Touch fluffy tails. Nothing else is possible.
Also, i know about your centaur fetish.
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>>35342213
Second
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>>35342168
Straightest face we can muster, say "I have no idea what you're talking about, nya" while flicking our ears. Shit eating grin, too
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>>35342213
Sounds good. I'm ambivalent about switching to Dani but cat ears for sure
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>>35342221
This, but only demonstrate on Eri if she wants it.
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>>35342213
>>35342236
Second
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>>35342227
Can we do cattaur? like centaur, but cat body from waist down.

No Dani pls. No incest.
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>>35342213
I agree, but let's wait until after we finish our /fit/ session.
We can do a second, lighter set as Dani. Maybe give Eri a show by doing it without clothes on.
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>>35342168
If lewd happens, lock the door.
Mom would die if she saw wincest catgirls.
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>>35342246
NO.
FUCK OFF.

>>35342213
This
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>>35342168
No, you've always had cat ears.
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>>35342213
no dani.
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>>35342213
This seems like a good idea for now.
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>>35342246
Fuck off furfag
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>>35342213
Yes
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>>35342254
Yeah, this is very much a good idea
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>>35342254
She's a soap opera aficionado. She might be ok with it.
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>>35342246
NO
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>>35342246
i enjoy not being banned
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>>35342254
>>35342213
Yes please.
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>>35342246
It'd be catyr surely, since it's like a satyr
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>>35342254
no lewds with sister
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>>35342246
Please stop trying to force your fetishes onto everyone
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>>35342358
Yes lewds with sister, but only with Claire
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>>35342358
I'm all for wincest, but I want to enjoy it with Claire
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>>35342415
Yeah this
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>>35342359
>Do cat ears and tail-
Durr any other cat parts are forcing fetishes.
I was against cats ears in first place.
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Waiting for Mia lewds is killing me
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I whisper in Mia's ear again, and sure enough, Danielle pays a visit. "Why yes I did dearest sister." She goes to yell something at me but I continue. "Look you have no idea how good ear scratches feel. See?"

I reach up and gently massage Mia's new ear. Sure enough she ripples down her entire body. She bites her lip and her neck jolts forward a little as I rub gently at them, before collapsing with her head in my lap. She mewls softly as I refuse to let go, squirming her limbs.

"Am i right, or am I right?" I ask Mia.

"H-holy shit" She breathes. "Feels... good."

Erica idly strokes at her own ears, but doesn't seem to get anything out of it. "You're full of shit." She grouses, she tucks her tail off the side of the bike indignantly and keeps pedalling.

>Get more /fit/
>Pet Mia
>Pet Eri
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>>35342397
>>35342415
I admit that would not be quite as bad but I still dissaprove in general.
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>>35342471
>Pet Mia
>Pet Eri
Have both of their heads in our lap
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>>35342471
>Pet fluffy tails

both gogogo
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>>35342471
>>Pet Mia
>"C'mawn.... Lookit Mia here, you couldn't fake that glee if you tried"
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>>35342471
>Pet both till it wears off. Then, /fit/
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>>35342471
>>Get more /fit/

or
>Pet Mia
because non sex one will not win.
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>>35342471
Pet eri with mia.
Surprise petting.
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>>35342471
>>Pet Eri
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>>35342471
>Pet Eri
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>>35342471
>Get more /fit/
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>>35342471
>>Pet Mia
Mia seriously deserves it
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>>35342471
>Get more /fit/
>Ask Mia to pet Erica
"You can't do it yourself, someone has to do it for you. Don't know why, but that's how it works."
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>>35342471
>>Pet Mia
>>Pet Eri
>>
>>35342471
>Pet Mia
Mia's been seriously teased by us for awhile, we need to give her some attention.
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>>35342471
>>Pet Mia
>>Pet Eri
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>>35342471
>Pet Mia
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>>35342530
No she hasn't, what are you talking about?
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>>35342530
She's been teasing us, rather

side effect of her wanting to take it slow

fuck I want this so bad
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>>35342567
We haven't done anything with her, and we've been exceedingly close to doing so for ages.

The time in bed together, the time in her secret place, even
>>35341874
>Mia kisses my neck softly as I stare after Mum, causing me to return my attention to her. I give the shorter girl a last smooch on the forehead.
She wants us really badly. And we just walk off and do other inane shit.
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>>35342613
Read the previous quests. She do not want anything bigger than making out.
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>>35342471
>Pet Eri.

No stops on the petting train!
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>>35342644
Up until that time we took her home and took care of her

then her dad walked in
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>>35342644
Yeah, this. When she wants more she'll let us know
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>>35342644
I think you should go and read the times I'm fucking talking about.

>>35342656
>Hey, here's this submissive girl who is totally unlike Claire who's up front and demanding
>Lets treat her exactly like Claire, despite the fact she's passive, submissive and generally doesn't like the possibility of stepping on toes
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>>35342651
Regardless this is not the time or place.
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>>35342677
When IS the time or place? Because if Claire was here we'd easily turn into a girl and let her fuck us with her Clarence dick. Like we did.
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>>35342677
we can make it the right time and place if we can just get her alone for a bit without someone walking in on us

maybe back in her room where she feels comfortable?
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A bit off topic, but what DOES happen if we fuck mia? Claire has a ton of powers, but mia has invincible shield bubble and draw stuff. Fucking her would give her...?
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>>35342744
She ascends to godhood. What she imagines becomes reality. Pen and paper no longer required
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>>35342694
Probably in bed, while Claire isn't recovering.
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>>35342744
She'll get a bigger boost due to the closer connection she has with us.
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>>35342778
Talking of which, when we're done getting fit I reckon we should pile into the bed Claire's resting in as catgirls and snuggle for a while. Proximity to us might help Claire recover too
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>>35342744
She gests the power to teleport to every ninth cloud she sees.

in other words, she'll be on Cloud Nine
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>>35342817
Yeah we should do that
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>>35342817
I suppose.
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I tug Mia up off the couch with me, still stroking her tail a little. I put a finger to my lips, as we sneak around behind Eri. I stop the stroking on Mia as we creep closer, causing her to let out a little whine.

Eri turns just as I grab her ear. "What the fuck are- Ahhhnhha." Her spine arches as I grip the ear.

I let go of the ear, trailing down her back to stroke around her tail. She hunches over the handlebars, cooing slightly as I stroke.

Mia looks at me with worry in her eye, butting her head into my other arm.

I snort a little bit. "C'mere cutie." She tucks her head under my other hand and I scratch and massage around them.

Both the girls are almost dissolving into the floor. Mia's knees wobble as she hugs herself against me for support, while Eri maintains a little more composure, but I'm pretty sure I can hear her panting with her face turned away, and the odd drop of drool hits the floor near the handlebars.

Mia squirms her head into my shoulder, "eep" is all I hear, as her legs buckle completely. She drops to her knees next to me. Staring upwards and breathing hard. Eri turns looking down at her.

"What in the... fuck am I doing?" She asks the air. She forces herself, weak at the knees off the bike. She shoves my hand off her, repositioning her tank top as she walks over to the couch, she sits, cross legged, staring at me with hostility.

>Play with Mia
>Go to Eri and....
>Well that was fun, back to /fiit/ness
>Go check on Claire
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>>35342892
>>Go check on Claire
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>>35342892
>Play with Mia
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>>35342892
>Play with Mia
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>>35342892
>>Play with Mia
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>>35342892
>Go check on Claire
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>>35342892
Shit eating grin to eri, then go check on claire.
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>>35342892
>Go to Eri and
CONTINUE PETTING!

Bring Mia, of course
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>>35342892
>>Play with Mia
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>>35342892
>>Go check on Claire
If she is still sleeping
>Well that was fun, back to /fiit/ness
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>>35342892
>Play with Mia
Come on, leaving her now would be torture.
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>>35342892
Seconding >>35342934
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>>35342892
>Play with Mia.
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>>35342892
>Well that was fun, back to /fiit/ness
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>>35342892
>Pet all the kittens
ALL OF THEM
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>>35342892
Play with Mia
Geez, why does everyone want to leave Mia alone like this?
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>>35342892
>>35342934
Yep
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>>35342892
>Go to Eri and....
Bring Mia, petting her and ask Eri to pet the both of us.
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>>35342892
>Go to Eri and....
>say "so, what did you think? Am I still full of shit?" With the biggest Shit eating grin you can muster.

>Offer to rub her ears some more. Or maybe Mia can do it.
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>>35342892
>Play with Mia
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>>35342892

>>35342977
This

Also, completely random and probably terrible idea, but what do you anons think of asking Eri if she wants to try being Erin for 10 minutes?
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>>35342994
YES!
Male Eri FTW!
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>>35342892
>"Was I right or was I right?"
>Return to fit
>Let Mia and Eri pet each other
I think it's best not to push Eri too far, she's still somewhat uncomfortable about the whole sibling thing (unsurprisingly)
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>>35342994
>Erin
>Not Eric
Why for?
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>>35343018
For fucks sake, this is just scratching ear.
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>>35342892
>Well that was fun, back to /fiit/ness
Bring Mia over to Eri, so that Erie pets Mia and Mia pets Eri.
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>>35342977
support
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>>35343027
I completely forgot about Eric, Erin was the first male name that popped into my head
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>>35343018
She just didn't get Dad's Can't Give a Fuck genes.
Unlike us, who managed to balance their side-effects of apathy and mild depression by adding a hell of a lot of repressed Rage to the mix.
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>>35343029
Which induces orgasmic pleasure.
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>>35342892
>>Play with Mia
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>>35343065
Since when is erin a male name?
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35343018
This
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>>35343098
It's unisex, used for both
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>>35343100
You missed.
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>>35343107
>Erica
>Not picking Eric for a male name
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>>35343018
Sounds good
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>>35343120
I already pointed that out, anon.
>>35343107
Aaron is the more common male version. I've never met a male "Erin".
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>>35343120
Like I said anon, in the very fucking post you replied to.
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>>35343119
Shh...
>>35343018
This
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>>35342892

Go to Eri and continue petting her ears
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I crouch down next to Mia, petting her some more. She mewls again as she leans into my chest. I stroke all along her tail, until she curls it around my wrist.

Her tail trails my hand back up to her ear. Well that was a subtle hint. I massage both ears softly, leaning back into the bike as Mias face presses into the chest puppies she gave me.

Her legs quiver and tremble, before she collapses fully into my crotch, groaning there. Gee, I wonder what that was. I continue scratching around the base of the ears for a minute, sending extra jolts through her, as she pounds a limp fist into my creamy thighs.

Eventually, she pulls herself up out of my lap, straightening her hair. Clearing her throat, her tail wraps around my waist and she gives me a kiss on the cheek. "That was.... fun." She remarks.

I look back over at the couch to find Eri lying back with a magazine over her face. I go to creep up on her with Mia in tow, when the transformation switches back, everyone returns to normal in rapid succession.

"NmmUH?" Erica jolts upright. "What?" She asks me aggressively. Before I can speak she mashes her thighs together in an attempt at being discreet. "Wait. Never mind, I don't care."

She quickly runs for the stairs, taking them a few at the time. I notice a conspicuous wet spot on the couch where she'd been sitting upright on it. Ha.

Mia looks around the room shyly.

>What do?
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>>35343141
Different person, I don't understand why he didn't read it either
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>>35343178
Go check on Claire, and have cuddletime(TM)
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>>35343178
"My turn?"
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>>35343178
Finish getting /fit/.
Ask Mia if she could please check on Claire while we finish up our routine.
Once done, shower and then check on Claire.
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>>35343178
Did we just give her an orgasm?

>"Was it good for you too?"
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>>35343202
This, we haven't been blown throughout the entire quest
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>>35343200
support
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>>35343178
"My room?"
Also, check up on Claire?
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>>35343212
>>35343202
Second.
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>>35343212
>>35343202
Fucking this
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>>35343202
Support
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>>35343212
no
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>>35343212
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE7iM_IWGjM#t=76
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>>35343202
If we do, lock the door first. Then rest w/ claire.
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>>35343261
No seriously whens one of our girls going to suck us off?
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>>35343261
no chukles
pls dont do this to us
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>>35343178
>Go check on Claire
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>>35343261
Chuckles I swear on me mum mate what do you have against blowies?
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>>35343202
>>35343212
Fucking this
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>>35343325
He's a West Australian, his gf is a shark.
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>>35343349
nah m8 quokka
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>>35343349
>mfw my girlfriend is a jellyfish
WA has it better than QLD
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>>35343349
Nah I bet his gf is a Cassowary
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>>3534338

Them crazy handjobs though m8.
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"So... W-was it good for you?" I ask.

She blushes, but smiles, the dim basement lighting hiding the chinks in her smile. "That's.... never happened to me before." She murmurs, nuzzling into my chest. "It felt... colourful."

I raise my eyebrows. "Colouful?"

She nods, "Like a rainbow across my brain, like I could see forever." Man chicks orgasms are weird. When I was a girl it just felt like warm... and hot. Fuck I don't know.

I scratch her back softly. "So.. how about I get a turn."

Mia coughs gently, "uh-mmm" She looks up into my eyes.

>"What do you mean?"
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>>35343421
"Either you could turn us back, and I'll be in your lap, or..."
Guide her hand to our lower stomah.
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>>35343446
This ain't half bad
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>>35343446
Second
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>>35343446
Yes
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>>35343421
Let's just go check on Claire already, she could be dying for all we know.
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>>35343421
"Turn me into Dani again, and scratch my ears and stroke my tail. Maybe even a tummy rub?"
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>>35343446
Seconding that.
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>>35343487
Sounds good. Ask Mia to also return to kittehform just because eyecandy
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>>35343446
This.

>>35343487
>>35343503
Stop being such utter faggots, Dani's only needed with Eri.
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>>35343421
>>35343487
Particularly the cat part.
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>>35343487
support
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>>35343446
This.
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>>35343446
Seconding that. No dani
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>>35343510
But rainbow orgasms man
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>>35343487
>>35343503
This
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>>35343487
No more Dani please, save that for Eri
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>>35343446
Fucking this.
>>35343487
Not this, screw being Dani AGAIN.
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>>35343538
>Rainbow orgasms
>Now wanting Mia to draw us with multicolored splooge

Why is this turning me on?
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>>35343538
Did you not read the fucking update?

We dont' get no rainbow orgasms while we're Dani you retard.
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>>35343487
No more Dani, god fucking damn it.
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>>35343487
Na no more Dani, let's try and get a blowie
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>>35343538
We don't get rainbow orgasms you idiot
>Man chicks orgasms are weird. When I was a girl it just felt like warm... and hot. Fuck I don't know.

No more fucking Dani, save that for Eri for the love of god
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>>35343585
We haven't cum from ear scratches yet man, how do you know we wont?
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>>35343590
no
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>>35343421
No Dani, pls.
Can we do something different/new?

Maybe grow extra penises/vaginas on our hands?
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>>35343586
Calm down. Not every can cater to you specifically.

I want to check on Claire because she went demon mode but everyone else is focused on getting some form of sexual gratification instead.

worse we need to be healed most likely because I think Claire is enduring our wounds for us.
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>>35343610
We could give ourselves the best hand jobs. Maybe mouth for right hand, and vagina for left one?
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>>35343614
>Calm down. Not every can cater to you specifically.
We've spent the entirety of this threads action as Dani for fucks sake, we need a goddamn break.
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>>35343614
I agree.
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>>35343627
And so the quest was forced to /d/
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>>35343610
>Maybe grow extra penises/vaginas on our hands?
Fuck no.
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>>35343644
They ain't allowed on /d/, some are tolerated, but most are deleted immediately.

Why does everyone always want to ruin the quest by forcing new fetishes on it, fuck off with that shit and find another quest to ruin.
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>>35343566
The one you said this to says "change us back, then I get in your lap"
ie change us back into Dani
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>>35343630
We can regular smex Claire when she's hale and hearty
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>>35343610
NO, why would you eve suggest that.
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>>35343665
Just a suggestion, jeesh.
Go have sex with your wife, in missionary position, for sole purpose of reproduction.
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>>35343699
Good God how depraved are you? Just.. stop.
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Chuckles it's 3am, whyyyyy
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>>35343720
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>>35343734
Git a sleep schedule fagget
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>>35343756
No its 8 in evening for me. Its perfectly timed.
Stop being soft core person who needs sleep.
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>>35343756
He's clearly some sort of nocturnal predatory animal. A giant spider or a drop bear perhaps.
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>>35343771
Chuckles lives on the same continent as me yet somehow runs at absurd times
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>>35343699
Top lewd anon
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"Hmmm you could try cat ears on me orrrr.." I softly grip her hand and start to guide it towards my stomach, and lower. Her eyes bulge a little and she stares back upwards into mine.

She squeezes a little and I feel cat ears push up out of my skull again. Oh well, this should be fun too.

She guides me to the couch, having me sit with my head in her lap and gently toying with my new left ear. Ohhhh ffuck.

She runs her fingers up and down the tail, and within seconds I can feel Danny junior jabbing into the couch. My tail subconsciously twists and wraps around the hand, running up her arm, dragging over a little to keep running her hands up and down it.

Oh god this is better than jerking off. I curl my body upwards as her free hand continues fondling my ears. I kiss up and down her lower thigh, creeping further upwards every few kisses.

She scratches around the back of my ear and waves of pleasure roll through me. Ok, I'm starting to get the rainbow thing now a little. Colours sharpen and blur out of focus and Mia fondles me in what's technically a chaste way.

My body has started instinctually started humping into the couch cushions by this point, aching for further relief.

"Danny... flip over." She says softly.

Oh boy does this mean. I obey instantly and with another command, I tug my shorts down. She gasps as my turgid erection points upwards.

God damn I'm so close.

>Ask her to jerk you off.
>Leave her be with the ears.
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>>35343771
Where do you live, central Russia?
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>>35343801
dont be silly anon, drop bears cant use computers
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>>35343849
Ask for Ears AND Handjob.
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>>35343771
I'm in the same country as him and its 4am for fucks sake.
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>>35343849
Move up and kiss her, let her do what she likes with her hand.
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>>35343630
We can regular smex Claire when she's hale and hearty>>35343849
She asked you to lower shorts right? So surely she already intends to play with the snake? Just let her proceed as she wants to
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>>35343862
That's exactly what a drop bear would say
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>>35343879
This
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>>35343849
Move up and take her. Kiss her, grope her, strip her if necessary.
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>>35343862
But Pandas can...
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>>35343882
Oops, ignore first part if that, using phone app and it does funny things like saving previous reply text
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>>35343862
Of course they can't.
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>>35343849
>Leave her be with the ears.
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>>35343900
>>35343879
This this and this.
Sempai in the fucking sheets
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>>35343900
>>35343879
Yes, yes and yes
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>>35343849
Ask for a drawn octopus to suck your dick.
>>35343860
Gmt+3 (summer time)Eastern Europe.
>>35343877
So ? I sit on my PC at 4 to 6 at morning all the time.
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>>35343879
Seconding this
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>>35343900
>>35343879
Fuck yes, Take Mia.
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>>35343900
We still haven't checked on Claire
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>>35343918
What happens to the cum the octupus swallows when it disappears I wonder...
Does it disappear to or just fall to the ground?
We must investigate for SCIENCE!
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Let's back off if she doesn't feel comfortable though
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>>35343939
What's going to happen, really?
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>>35343918
>So ? I sit on my PC at 4 to 6 at morning all the time.
The problem is he starts at midnight..
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>>35343918
Some people do things in the daytime

Not me, but some people
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>>35343951
I do too?
Just take a nap(s) next day.
>>35343972
Day time is for plebs.
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>>35343945
last we checked she was unconcious with a fever.
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>>35343993
>Day time is for plebs.
Day time is for people with gainful employment.
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>>35343993
>Implying MorningePeople aren't the masterace
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>>35343945
She is gonna sleep for couple hours, then eventually get better?

>>35344008
I work at night. Your argument is invalid.
Hell I am on the clock right now. Getting paid to sit on PC.
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>>35343993
Well I think you're a pleb, eastern europe guy
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>>35344020
>Implying time of the day matters for sleep?
I go to sleep at 11, and wake up at 6 or 7, when not working at night.
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I lean up and kiss her. "Do what you want." I tell her, before gentling probing into her mouth with my tongue.

She jumps back a bit. "It's.... coarse." She tells me.

I shrug, groaning as I near my orgasm. "You made it that way Mia. Now, please don't stop."

She looks consideringly at my dick, before redoubling on my ears, I squirm, bucking my hips against the air to no avail.

She kisses me again, until I pat her on the back. She looks up, watching expectantly.

A blast of jizz shoots a few inches upwards and out of me, before landing with a weak splat on my thigh, the rest slowly starts dribbling out, as my upper body writhes in orgasmic heaven.

The ears shrink back into my skull as she lets go of them, staring at the white pooled around my crotch and legs.

"What's it taste like?" She asks uncertainly.

>Salty. I don't eat pineapple or anything
>Gross, probably.
>Try some and find out.
>>
>gainful employment
Pls anon I have to maximize my NEET bux before the changes
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>>35344048
>Try some and find out.
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>>35344048
>Do it faggot. Do it.
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>>35344048
>Try some and find out.
This means we're telling her to try some, and not trying it ourself, right?
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>>35344048
>Salty. I don't eat pineapple or anything
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>>35344048
>>Gross, probably.
>>Try some and find out.
>>
Snowball.
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>>35344080
no
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>>35344048
>"I've never tried it before, I wouldn't know. You could... if you think you can?"
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>>35344048
>"I'll try it if you do"
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>>35344048
>>Salty. I don't eat pineapple or anything
>Try some and find out, if you want.
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>>35344048
>Write in
"I haven't had it myself, and neither has Claire. You'd be the first."
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>>35344048
>>Try some and find out.
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>>35344104
why?
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>>35344114
THIS
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>>35344114
Yes, this. Drive that jealousy
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>>35344048
>Salty. I don't eat pineapple or anything
"Claire's been making me take protein supplements, but I could try to get more fruit in my diet if you want."
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>>35344114
Fuck yes.
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>>35344114
Fucking this
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>>35344104
Nah
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>>35344122
Why not? Plus it's more likely for Mia to try some if you offer to
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>>35344157
Not worth it.
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>>35344114
Yes, this.
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>>35344178
Pfssh, if Danny's not tried it he doesn't know that
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>>35344114
support
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>>35344190
Do it
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>>35344178
I might come off as a huge faggot, but its not that bad. Just wash your fucking dick before trying,and try not to eat broccoli, or rotten meat and stuff day before.
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>>35344192
I haven't tried it and i'm not planning to.
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I shrug. "I don't know, probably salty. Claire's been making me take protein supplements. But it's not like I've tried it. Hell Claire hasn't even tried it. You wanna try it, you'd be the first?"

She crinkles her nose softly in disgust. "Ew." She says softly. This is followed by, "Kinda..."

I wave a hand at my nethers casually. She reaches a trembling hand downwards, and scoops some of the wasted children off my leg on a finger.

She stares at the goo on her finger, taking a deep breath as I watch. She quickly jams it in her mouth, curling her finger on her tongue.

She makes a face, swallows and retches. "Gack. Oh that's..." She shudders as I giggle. "Shush." She slaps me lightly on the chest.

Between laughs I apologise. "Sorry, if you want I could... try eating some more fruit."

Mia blushes, "You mean... do this again?" I nod, hitching my shorts up over the rest of my messy crotch.

"Sure do. But for now, I gotta go clean up.... Wanna join me?"

She considers it for a second before shaking her head. "I'll check on Claire."

I shrug, wasn't expecting a yes there.

I enter the shower alone, first things first, I scrub the leftover jizz off myself. As I start to scrub the sweat, dirt and dust that comes from being in the basement off me, a voice sounds out. "Hello. You seem to have had a busy day."

I turn around and standing in the stall is MT.

>What do?
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>>35344276
a cat is fine too
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>>35344276
>"Sup could you scrub my back bro?'
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>>35344276
Lets do this. Have sex with the cat!
Or at least have him lick us. Maybe offer some catnip to him.
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>>35344276
"Could have been busier, what's up?"
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>>35344276
"Kyaa. Pervert in the shower."

In a completely deadpan voice.

"So, what brings you here?"
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>>35344276
>"I ain't even mad. C'mon, scrub mah back whilst you whisper in my ear"
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>>35344302
no
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>>35344302
Wat
No
Fuck no
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>>35344308
support
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>>35344276
>Wanna join in?
a cat is fine too.
>>
We aren't fucking the cat
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>>35344308
Yeah, this.
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>>35344276
>>35344308
seconded
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>>35344308
Something like this.
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>>35344276
"Hey, is Rosa up and about, then? I thought you couldn't move far from her. And could you step out of the stall? It's tight enough as it is, and you're definitely not my type."
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>>35344358
Why not?
He might transform into cat girl or something, he already talks.
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>>35344400
Fuck off back to /d/ faggot.
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>>35344358
>>35344317
>>35344312
While I agree that fucking the cat is a "NO", I think the idea of getting it hooked on catnip does have some merit.
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>>35344414
Ey you kitty you lookin' fer some scratch? I got wut you need son.
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>>35344407
Cat dick girls? I like your thinking!
Also we just did the whole catgirl ting. Why you are objecting now?
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>>35344414
well, he can create superheroes and stuff, so that might end badly.
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>>35344451
There is a difference between some ears and a tail and picking up and fucking a cat, I for one don't want chuckles and this quest to get banned.
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>>35344276
Why hello handsome one.
>Sup?
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>>35344276
"How did you get in here? Cats don't have thumbs. Doors should be the bane of your feline existence."
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I slap my hands to my cheeks. "Keeyaaahhhh. Pervert in the shower." I mock him. The cat makes no move or response. Alright then. "What?"

"Please, return to your washing." The cat stares at me in silence until I turn. "I just strayed by to inform you that Rosa has been released from the hospital and that I wish you luck."

"Wish me luck?" What in the fuck? I turn around to find the shower empty. Fucking hate that cryptic piece of shit.

I finish my shower, stepping back into my slightly spoiled clothes I wander back into the hall, I can hear Mum yelling at Mike in the kitchen.

>Hunt around for that cat
>Check on Eri
>Check on Claire and Mia
>Go stick up for Mike
>Other?
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>>35344481
Introducing MT to catnip when?
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>>35344276
>Shower with the cat in a totally non-homoerotic way. maximum skinship
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>>35344495
>Check on Claire and Mia
FUCK YOU CAT
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>>35344495
>Check on Claire and Mia
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>>35344495
>Check on Claire and Mia
>Inform them that MT apparently let himself in somehow
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>>35344495
>Check on Eri
If there was a problem, Mia would have gotten us.
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>>35344495
>>Check on Claire and Mia
>>Inform them that MT apparently let himself in somehow
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>>35344495
>Go stick up for Mike
If we don't he is gonna one day abduct women, drug them up, and whore them out. Or maybe that would happen if we do stick up for him. Whatever, let's stick up for him.
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>>35344538
I don't think we really have any reason to check on Eri right now
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>>35344495
>>Go stick up for Mike
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>>35344554
>Our brother is one of the fat bald faceless men in doujins that NTR women
>>
>>35344495
>>Check on Claire and Mia
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>>35344592
How exactly we are doing that?
He is jobless adult living with parents.
What would we say? He ain't even trying to get a job.
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>>35344495
Fuck. We better run down that list pretty quick.
>>35344593
Nah, he'll also get two willing girls. A druggie and an accountant.

Problem is, I really don't want to kill him if he goes after us.
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>>35344620
>He is jobless adult living with parents.
Exabyte?
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>>35344495
>>Check on Claire and Mia
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>>35344636
>I really don't want to kill him if he goes after us.
If he goes after us, fine, we'll just beat him.
But if he touches our girls, he's dead to us.
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>>35344495
Why not make a deal with MT? We ruin bitches, he makes deals with them, he leaves our girls alone.
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I ignore the yelling and wander back to my room. A clattering sound comes from the hall, that sounds like a laptop smashing against a wall, I wince, as the yelling redoubles, sounds like she finally got Mike mad enough to shout back.

"How is she?" I ask Mia, who sits in my desk chair by the bed side. Mia wipes Claire's forehead. "I think she's ok. Just a little fever maybe? Or her getting that angry messed her up a little. But her temperatures come down a little at least."

I lean against my door, ignoring the two sets of clomping footsteps walking down the hall.

"Well... that's good." I lock the door and stroll over, I sit on Claire's other side, stroking her hair out of her eye. She makes a small sleeping noise and shifts a little.

Well, at least she's getting better. Mia smiles, as she hands me the cloth. I sponge her head as Mia leaves for the bathroom.

The shouting outside still hasn't subsided, heading for the backyard now it sounds like. I give Claire a kiss on the cheek. "I hope your having good dreams at least."

>Wait for Mia to come back and play vidya
>Go help Mike
>Check on Eri
>Go to sleep
>Other?
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>>35344748
>>Wait for Mia to come back and play vidya
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>>35344748
>>Check on Eri
As in check if she's okay and ask if she's seen cats around, if no then >Go help Mike
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>>35344748
>>Go help Mike
Do it under the pretence that the noise is disruptive to your studying or whatever and focus on Mum not instigating arguments
Although Mike reaaaally needs to get his act together holy fuck
>Wait for Mia to come back and play vidya
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>>35344748
>Go help Mike
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>>35344748
>>Check on Eri
Just to make sure MT isn't pulling any sneaky shit, then
>Wait for Mia to come back and play vidya
Entering arguments with stuff being thrown around isn't good. Best to wait till later if we want to help Mike.
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>>35344748
>>Check on Eri
Warn her of the dangers of the cat. Also ask her to help with Mike.
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>>35344748
>>Go help Mike
Bro are you okay, bro are you okay, are you okay bro?
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>>35344748
>Other?
Find dad, tell him that he needs to reign mom in, or we're going to have to knock some sense into her.
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>>35344748
>Wait for Mia to come back and play vidya
>>
>>35344748
>>Check on Eri
Ask if she's seen any felines, warn about their dangers and then ask if she'd like to join on helping Mike
>>Go help Mike
>>
>>35344748
>>Wait for Mia to come back and play vidya
Also, Claire might be waking up soon
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>>35344748
>Go help Mike

Shit. Fucking nuclear family my ass.
>>
>>35344748
>Go help Mike
>>
Eri
>>
I knock on Eris' door. She grunts and I let myself in. "Heyyyy, you seen any cats or anything like that around here?"

She lifts her head from her pillow. "Ha. Ha. Get. Out." Well that seems like a no at least.

"Hey, you reckon we could give Mike a hand?" I ask.

She waves me off. "Do it yourself, "I'm tired."

I sigh, lazy dyke.

I jog out to the backyard. The night is clear and quiet, other than the yelling. As I step outside I hear Mike, "0o Mum, you're insane! I don't think any of us should have to listen to you."

"Michael. We bought that laptop for you. It is well within my rights to do what I want with it." Mum tells him.

"It was a f-fucking birthday present, YOU COW!" He screams, voice cracking

She smacks him across the face. "Michael. James. Speltin. You are making a scene. What will the neighbours think?"

Mike sees me over he shoulder. "Daniel, do you th-think it's ok how she treats us? Th-this is border l-line abuse."

>What do?
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>>35344748
>>Go help Mike

We gotta help out our bro
>>
>>35345063
Where... is the laptop?
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>>35345063

Mom, you're out of line. It was a gift. You don't take back gifts.
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>>35345063
"No I don't think its ok, it is more than borderline abuse, it is abuse. Mom, you've got some serious problems, and you messing with us is only making things worse."
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>>35345063
>Oh yeah, the neighbors would definitely side with the mother doing the domestic abuse. Not. What the fuck, mum?
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>>35345063
"Well, she treats me perfectly fine, maybe that's because I'm in a relationship and making a lot of noise at night, but since that's really the only thing that separates us, yes, she's being pretty unfair."
"MOTHER, It is your DUTY to slap me right now."
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>>35345063
>>35345100
>>35345112
seconding these.
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>>35345063
>>35345100
>>35345112
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>>35345063
"Have you ever considered that this is your fault? Just shut up, mom. You're useless, a failure as a wife and as a mother. Staying here is just making everyone miserable. Just go, because you're obviously not going to ever try to become a better person. Do everyone a favor, me, Mike, Erica, and even Dad, and just go and never come back. Everyone would be better off without you around."
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>>35345089
inside and smashed against a wall
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>>35345063

"Mom you are literally destroying thousands of dollars in last couple of days. What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Calm down, and reasonably explain why you are doing this."

Also get dad.
>>
Mum did nothing wrong he should move out if it's so shitty
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>>35345100
>>35345094
>>35345149
supporting these
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>>35345155
Exempt breaking device, that would help him get a job, and move out?
She is being counter productive.
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>>35345146
Hard drive might be safe. His computer waifu should be alive.

>>35345155
This is not exactly the way you're supposed to handle any sort of situation.

Eri... YOUR GAY? YOU CANT BE GAY LET ME TAKE ALL OF YOUR THINGS AND DISPOSE OF THEM

MIKE YOUR LAZY AND NEED A JOB LET ME BREAK YOUR THINGS!

She's shit at the parenting. If she wasn't Mike probably wouldn't be such a fuck up in the first place.
>>
>>35345063
"You could be doing more with your life, and mom could at least TRY to understand her kids instead of being a tyrant. Both of you need to start making a fucking effort."

"I'm gonna go back inside."
>>
>>35345184
you're
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>>35345149
This
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>>35345063
I think our mom needs the D.

Dani can give father our V
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Hardly its removing a distraction. Maybe mike can now do something productive with his time. Anything he actually needs a computer for he can do from the library.
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>>35345264
Mom pls
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>>35345254
no
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>>35345264
Than take it away, or sell it, not brake it.
Mom pls.
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>>35345264
You're a cunt.
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>>35345264
Has that EVER actually worked?
Psychologists have studied trying to do that to people in Japan, and found that it doesn't work.

What if his behavior is due to a neurochemical imbalance? No amount of "motivation" will work short of physical whipping.
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"No. It's not borderline abuse. It's fucking abuse! Mum, you have some serious issues that you need help with and you ruining your kids lives is only making things worse." I say in a controlled voice.

Mike looks surprised and grateful. "Y-Yeah." Mum rounds on me now.

"Oh and look at you Mr infidelity. You think yourself a beacon of morality, cheating on your lovely girlfriend in your own home?" She asks.

I stare her down, arms crossed. "They're both my girlfriends. They both know and they are both okay with that."

She seems nonplussed by that. "Daniel. Michael. You are both grounded." She says striding back towards the house.

"Like fuck I am." I call after her.

Mike walks over, smiling appreciatively. "Thanks for sticking up for bro." He says, his voice stays in monotone, but his eyes glint wetly in the light coming from the house.

>You do need to get a job though
>What the fuck ever I'm going to bed.
>Fist bump
>Follow Mum
>Other
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>>35345329
>Other
"Mike, we need to go and see Dad."
>>
>>35345329
>Fist bump
>You do need to get a job though - Let's see if the harddrive survived at least.
>>
>>35345329
>Fist Bump
>You do need to get a job though
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>>35345329
>You do need to get a job though
Get a job, buy a laptop with your money. If she does this shit again, call the cops.
>Follow Mum
Tell her that we're not going to follow the directions of someone who is such a piece of shit, that she should go and uninvolve herself from the lives of her children since everything she touches turns to shit.
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>>35345357
This
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>>35345329
>>Fist bump
>You should look into getting a job though

Then you can get the hell out of here
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>>35345329
Okay,here is convoluted plan that's likely to backfire.
Wear a wizards hat (fedora, ofc).
Have Mia turn mum into pig, and carry her to bathroom, give her timeout.
Threaten mike that you do same to him, if he does not get a job.

Otherwise
>"Mike, we need to go and see Dad."
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>>35345329
>>You do need to get a job though
>"She's being a bitch about it but she kinda has a point. What are you good at again? You could potentially find some easy IT work to get her off your case"
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>>35345329
>>You do need to get a job though

>Other
Tell Dad to get off his useless arse and fuck some sense into that woman
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>>35345379
Seconded
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>>35345329
>>Fist bump
>>You do need to get a job though
>I mean, then you wouldn't have to put up with her
>Check on hard drive
>Go and see Dad
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>>35345329
>You do need to get a job though
>I'm going to bed.
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>>35345063
"Mom you need to stop pushing your children in the direction you believe they need to go. We are individuals who need to make our own choices whether they are mistakes or not.

Mike you need to realize that if you want to live your life without being interrupted by others you need to find a career that can support your life style"

>>35345329
Aaaaand I'm to late. Oh well

>You do need to get a job though
"Wanna play Marvel with me and Mia?"
>>
>you need a job
> follow mum.

If mike has actual issues beyond being a meet he should really get treatment rather than the doing nothing shit.
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>>35345426
This try to get him to interact with people more.
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>>35345329
>You do need to get a job though
>Fuck it, let's all get jobs and move out. It'll be the last good thing mum will do for us, giving us a good reason to get out of here.
>>
>tfw this is starting to hit really close to home.

>>35345426
This it's the way I helped my NEET brother. Get him talking to normies.
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>>35345426
Lol you just said "Piss of bitch" in politically correct way.
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>>35345458
All that does is validate her, that she was right to push us so that we got jobs and left the house.

No, just get her to kill herself. It's the last good thing she can do, and it's not like it's going to affect the family.
Mike hates her, Erica hates her, we barely tolerate her, and Dad doesn't do shit all except keep up the utility and mortgage payments.
Removing her from the house can only be a good thing.
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>>35345470
I don't like yelling arguments so over the years I have learned to diffuse situations very well.
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>>35345426
Supporting the
>Mike you need to realize that if you want to live your life without being interrupted by others you need to find a career that can support your life style"
part of it tho. Great argument.
>>
>>35345478
>All that does is validate her, that she was right to push us so that we got jobs and left the house.
No, that doesn't. Especially if we follow through with a restraining order and keep her away from the grandchildren.
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>>35345426
This is good maybe incorporate the mike bit in the beginning in.
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>Help Mike get a job and move out
>Free up a room for Mia to stay in
>Keikaku doori
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Time to get create/buy/build/etc a house for Mia/Claire/Us/Mike/Eri to stay in?
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Maybe of they weren't all so u grateful, she'd be more tolerable?
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>>35345501
In her mind, she's still won. Her kids got jobs, got out of the house, got grandchildren.
She still won. It doesn't matter to her the smaller details, just that those objectives are met.
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>>35345531
English, you drunk fuck.
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>>35345329
"Shit isn't right. 'Sides, I can't help but feel she's been worse about it since I first started going out with Claire - makes me feel responsible, y'know? And she already flipped her shit with Erica too. It kinda sucks: Speltins aren't bred for responsibility."

>Fist bump

"Shame about the laptop though. Any plans in that department? Cuz if you don't..."
>You do need to get a job
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>>35345521
That would be nice, if Mia's drawings could last indefinitely.
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>ITT : /tg/ doesn't know how to parent or be a child
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>>35345521
I been trying to get a home base for a while. I hope others want that too.
>>35345556
We can make tools that form stuff. Or workers w machinery. All we need is a place.
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>>35345329
"See if the hard drive is salvageable, then get some rest. Tomorrow you start looking for a job, if for no other reason than to get mom the fuck off your case."

"I'm gonna go talk to dad."
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>>35345557
>mfw I can't find Frogdad.png
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>>35345535
>Mike is less antisocial but forever alone
>Eri adopted with her waifu
>We are living in polygamy

Those aren't small details she can ignore for a victory. Only way to really spite her is by becoming hobos.

Besides, every grandparent wants to hold the grandchildren. Denying her the privilege of ever coming back into our lives again? Priceless.
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>>35345579
>"See if the hard drive is salvageable"
Cooler heads may yet prevail!

>"I'm gonna go talk to dad."
We COULD use some backup...
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>>35345575
We also need raw materials since materialising them ends in their disappearance. We could probably cobble together a log cabin though windows would be an issue. I do think a nice base is an endeavour worth pursuing though so if we can wrangle the money for a plot of land and building materials we should
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>>35345575
We would still need materials and consumables-.
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>>35345619
The way to spite her is to kick her out of a home and make our lives better, proving that she was the thing holding us back, or get her to kill herself.

Honestly, she provides nothing to this house that's essential, and everyone would be better off without her around.
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I bump my fist with his. "But listen, you do need to get a job. Seriously, if you had money you'd be able to move out. At least you're fucking allowed too. I'm stuck here until I'm 18."

He rubs a hand through his hair. "I know... it's just... who'd hire me? I'm a 19 year old kid who nearly shuts down around strangers." He cranes his neck backwards, staring up at the night sky. "You know, back when Mum cared... she used to say I could do anything. Said I could be a space man. Now she wants me to get a job filing taxes." He frowns upwards.

I join him in looking at the stars. "I don't know man. All I know is dosh is the only way to get out from under her." I sigh. "Come on, let's get Dad to deal with her bullshit."

He smiles at that. "Sounds smarter than what I had planned." Along the way he checks the remains of his laptop. screens cracked the fuck up and keyboard pieces are strewn everywhere. The battery's come loose and snapped too.

Mike rummages through it however. "Ah." He pulls out of the wreckage his hard drive. "Not a complete loss at least." It rattles a little suspiciously as he lifts it though, earning a worried look.

I pull him along to the lounge room. "Dad, Mum's going insane. Can you try and talk some sense into her? For your childrens' sake?"

With a sigh, the recliner part of the folds down. The paper is folded. Without a word. He sets off for their bedroom, tugging the back of his pants up as he goes.

Something on the table catches my eye. I shift the paper to reveal a copy of Atlus Shrugged. Inside is a bookmark, one Eri made for her on Mother's day ten years ago or so.

"Well that explains the 'I bought it' bullshit I guess." I tell Mike, showing him the book. He false retches at the sight of the cover.

>Come and hang out with us for a while
>Invite Eri
>Follow Dad
>Fuck all of you. I'm going to bed
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>>35345635
>>35345652
Though thinking about it we could get drawings to quarry us some nice stone if we find a suitable location. If we don't want a stone house, stone blocks sell pretty well
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>>35345683
>Follow Dad
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>>35345652
Steal couple of trees, and some sand, and maybe some rocks. No one will think that we took those trees from forest.

Also we can form stone/clay into bricks, and just get the clay from nearest river/dig spot. They are not exactly heavily guarded.
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>>35345683
>Go to bed
And take the bookmark Eri made and give it back to her.

After all, she made it.
>>
>>35345683
Oh Christ she's an idiot. I mean I knew but still.

>Invite Eri >Follow Dad
>>
>>35345683
>>Come and hang out with us for a while
>>Invite Eri
>>
>>35345683
>Fuck all of you. I'm going to bed
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>>35345683
>>Come and hang out with us for a while
>>Invite Eri
>>35345719
>And take the bookmark Eri made and give it back to her.
Also this
>>
>>35345683
>Invite Eri
>Other
"Hey Mike, there are some jobs that can be done completely remotely. Try looking for those. I know there's a software company that does that."
>>
>>35345329
>>Fist bump

Also Mike, we need to go see dad
>>
>>35345683
Can Mia make some sort of fixing machine?
Ask Mike to consider remote jobs, like programing, customer support, and stuff. Reviewing anime online and running website are ting that people get money from. Just think what you can do, and like to do, and how you culd get money from it.
>>
>>35345683
Fucking this
>>35345719
>>35345744
Take back that bookmark.
After all, Eri's the one that made it.
>>
>>35345683
>>Follow Dad

Lets see if he actually talks this time
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>>35345719
I'm worried that may aggravate the situation.
>>
>>35345683

This:
>>35345744
Sounds good.

Great job with the Dysfunctional Family parts, Chuckles, they're really good.
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>>35345557
Welcome to /tg/ where grudges are indefinite and often exaggerated. Please enjoy your stay.
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>>35345789
We could get Mia to make an implausibly fast computer perhaps, and then have it hash bitcoins or equivalent...
>>
>>35345748
>>35345789
Something like this:
http://aspiritech.org/

QA testing by people with Aspergers.
>>
>>35345821
thanks man

if only they didnt reflect reality in the life of people around me to a degree.
thatd be fun
>>
>>35345809
She can have it back when she starts making an effort to deserve it.
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>>35345683
>Atlus Shrugged
Alright.

We need to exhume her grave, drive stakes through the coffin and bury it at crossroads. Christ.
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>>35345873
I can see them myself. Except there is no Daniel. There is just me, the Neet, and my dad is an out-of-work attorney on trial for meth.
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>>35345844
One of those machines that makes diamond from coal. Or something that can split hydrogen and oxygen from water.
Expensive machinery, that lets you make shit from cheap stuff.
>>
>>35345873
Agreed, and I know the feeling. My dad was basically an even more evil version of Danny's mom.
>>
>>35345912
Hell, we could even just become the greatest street magician of all time
>>
>>35345912
Or we could, ya know, not.

Because there's supervillains here. And they will eat us for this kinda shit.
>>
>>35345875
Yeah, but we would kind of be dragging Eri into this.
>>
>>35345873
My parents are lovely people and are still supportive of me.

We hang out when I'm back in my hometown.
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>>35345683
>Show Eri the bookmark
>Follow Dad
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>>35345873
That's sad, man. I hope things get better for your friends...

>>35345888
When I first read that typo, I imagined a Jack Frost shrugging and saying "We just don't care anymore. We're doing it for the money now".
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>>35345959
>Because there's supervillains here. And they will eat us for this kinda shit.
What level of supervillainy are we talking about, anyway?

American Power Rangers?
Original Japanese Power Rangers?
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>>35345962
Eri's already fully involved, anon. You can't GET more involved.
>>
>>35345873
Your mum just wanted you to have a normal sleep cycle Chuckles.
>>
>>35345683

We should make, and put on the book, a print-out of the writer's infamous last moments.

The ones where she betrayed all her principles, got welfare checks without a moment of shame when she couldn't sustain herself anymore and on her deathbed begged not to die.

If she wants to continue pretending Atlas Shrugged has actual merits after that, not our problem anymore.
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>>35345995
At the moment she is in her room so she wouldn't have to deal with it.
>>
"Come hang out with us for a while dude. We're just gonna play some vidya. You can handle talking about Marvel, right?" I ask him.

He shrugs. "Probably not."

I clap him on the shoulder. "That's the spirit." I take the bookmark out, before chucking the book in the bin. "Where it belongs. Also, don't call my friends impure, 3DPD, sluts or anything else along those lines. Just pretend they're a girl you can talk to, like Eri. Okay?" He struggles to nod. "Alright."

I knock on our sister's door. "Come socialise bitch." I command. She groans. "Come on, we pissed off Mum sticking up for you. Kinda." I toss her bookmark at her. "Happy abused children day."

She stares at the gift for a second. "Remember when she gave a shit? She used to drive me party's and helped braid my hair. Those were fun times." And then she went crazy.

Eri joins us in the hall. I duck inside my room quickly, to make sure Claire isn't naked still. Mia helps rapidly dress the still sleeping tomboy, before I let them in.

I boot the game up, I challenge Mike to the first round.

>Let him win
>Roll d20 to FIGHT
>Put someone else in and...
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>35346088
>Roll d20 to FIGHT
Test your might!
>>
>>35346113
nice
>>
Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>35346088
>Roll d20 to FIGHT
>>
I'd bail too if your tried to thrust someone else's argument on me.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>35346088
Fight!
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>>35346088
>>35346113
Excellent.
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35346088
>And then she went crazy.
Eri did?
You put the speechmarks in the wrong place, probably
>>35346113
Ohgod, rolling to avoid
>>
Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>35346088
>>Roll d20 to FIGHT
Rah rah!
>>
>>35346133
>You put the speechmarks in the wrong place, probably
You just can't into reading comprehension.
>>35346133
>Ohgod, rolling to avoid
But why? We lost gloriously.
>>
oh yeah, average of 5 rolls for this i spose
>>
>>35346113
Well we are fighting a no life basement dweller.
Wining against the unlife ones is impossible.
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>>35346160
"Remember when she gave a shit? She used to drive me party's and helped braid my hair. Those were fun times." <---Within speechmarks
And then she went crazy. <---Outside speechmarks

>But why? We lost gloriously.
Because I enjoy winning gloriously at vidya
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>>35346203
>"Remember when she gave a shit? She used to drive me party's and helped braid my hair. Those were fun times." <---Within speechmarks
>And then she went crazy. <---Outside speechmarks
Yes, and?
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>>35346218
It means Eri doesn't say "And then she went crazy", it means Eri there and then goes crazy.

>Accuses lack of reading comprehension
>Cannot into reading comprehension
>>
Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>35346088
>>Roll d20 to FIGHT
>>
>>35346234
Or you could into reading comprehension and we fill in the unspoken part that we all know.
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>>35346234
No anon, it means Danny thought that as a conclusion to Eri's statement. It was an unspoken implication on her part.
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>>35346234
It's internal narration. It could have been made more clear, but the way it reads now in context is fine.

Now quit being shitters, both of you.
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>>35346203
Text outside speechmarks simply means it wasn't spoken.
>>
We clash fairly evenly, Mike plays a mad Nova and Virgil combo, but he picks Phoenix for his third. I try to tank him out with a Sentinel, She hulk and ghost rider team.

It comes down to a final found decision, his Virgil vs my Ghost Rider, but thankfully, Ghost Rider's range is broken, and I manage to barely clutch the win out by chain throwing him from distance.

I lie back, wiping the sweat off my brow, tagging Mia in to play Mike.

This should be funny. Mike swaps Phoenix out for Chris this time, as Mia goes for her Doom Hulk Tron team.

Looking around the room, Eri is inspecting my desk, smiling at the Colossus on my desk, while Claire snoozes away, despite the noise.

>Cuddle Claire
>Mess with Mike
>Cuddle Mia
>Talk to Eri
>Check that cactus
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>>35346292
>>Check that cactus
Clearly the most relevant option.
>>
>>35346292
>Cuddle Claire
>Check that cactus
>Talk to Eri
>>
>>35346292
>>Talk to Eri
>>Check that cactus
I am curious
>>
Cactus
>>
>>35346292
>>Talk to Eri
>>Check that cactus
Also new thread time?
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>>35346292
>Check that cactus
>While talking to Eri about stuff
>>
>>35346292
>Check that cactus
>Talk to Eri
>>
>>35346292
>Check that cactus
>Cuddle Claire
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>>35346292
>>Check that cactus
Also talk to Mia bout drawing heavy machinery, and maybe plan on building stuff or having fun in flying car sometime.
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>>35346292
Cactus sense is tingling
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>>35346292
>Check that cactus
>>
New thread when?
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6 posts from the end. New tread needed.
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>>35346574

new thread



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