>>35313602
> Which Princess do you save?
Giant Amazon Princess
> You have 12 points to distribute between: Health, Brawn, Agility, Intellect, and Charisma.
Health:3
Brawn:3
Agility:1
Intellect:3
Charisma:2
> You can choose one gift: a Powerful Weapon, a Magic Spell, a Strange Potion... or, you can take The Mystery Box!
Always mystery Box

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>>35314211
>Hm, fairly slow.
You decided to save the beautiful (and brawny) Giant Amazon Princess. The journey to the tower is perilous and you risk much to arrive, but you successfully manage to circumvent the dragon's watch and you and your princess escape the tower. She graciously thanks you (and nearly chokes you), but the two of you are safe for now.

It will be a long journey to her kingdom though.

> Venture Forth! [d100]
> Check Stats.
> Talk to Princess.

===Stats===
Health 3
Brawn 3
Agility 1
Intellect 3
Charisma 2

Inside the mystery box is... A Bottle of Exotic Wine! You have no idea what this does.
==========

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>35314543
>> Venture Forth! [d100]

>>35314666
> 23

You venture out into the world before you. heading towards the Amazon Kingdom.

On the way, you spy what appears to be a derelict carriage. You can't see anyone around, but it might be a trap. Still, you could use the supplies.

> Ignore It.
> Explore Carriage.

>>35314812
>> Explore Carriage.

>>35314945
You decide to risk it.

Luckily, nothing seems to actually be planning to ambush you. You search the carriage and find:
- An Old Sword! [+1 Brawn]
- A Small Chest!
- A Red Potion!

It was a good day today. You walked 2.3 miles.
You make camp for the night.
You are in perfect health.
Your Princess loves you.

> Venture Forth! [d100]
> Check Stats.
> Check Gear
> Talk to Princess.

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>35315214
> Venture Forth! [d100]

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>>35314945
You decide to risk it.

Luckily, nothing seems to actually be planning to ambush you. You search the carriage and find:
- An Old Sword! [+1 Brawn]
- A Small Chest!
- A Red Potion!

It was a good day today. You walked 2.3 miles.
You make camp for the night.
You are in perfect health.
Your Princess loves you.

> Venture Forth! [d100]
> Check Stats.
> Check Gear
> Talk to Princess.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>35315399
> Venture Forth! [d100]

Dude from the other week, here.

I'm still interested in programming Towergirls and making a game out of it. If any of you might enjoy making art or writing then give me a howler. If enough people come forward we can begin planning.

>>35315609
I sent you an email, and am waiting on a reply, I can probably write something. Hopefully this happpens

>>35315639
If you are the hotmail gentleman I have already sent you a response. Otherwise shoot another over to suptg99@gmail.com, if you do not mind.

>>35315609
> Sure, I like both.
>>35315512
>50

You venture out into the world before you, heading towards the Amazon Kingdom.

Along the road, you stumble upon an intersecting trail and follow it. It leads you to the outskirts of a bandit camp; surely filled with items you could undoubtedly use on your travels.
>Intellect: 1 success,
You estimate there to be at least 10 bandits in the camp; you can probably take them.

> Attack the camp! [Brawn]
> Sneak in and steal. [Agility]
> Talk to the Bandits [Charisma]
> Leave.

>>35315738
>> Attack the camp! [Brawn]
That'll make our princess happy

>>35315738
> Sneak in and steal, unknightly as it may be. [Agility]

Responded to your email.

>>35313602
>> Which Princess do you save?
Desert
>> You have 12 points to distribute between: Health, Brawn, Agility, Intellect, and Charisma.
Health:2
Brawn:1
Agility:3
Intellect:3
Charisma: 3
>> You can choose one gift: a Powerful Weapon, a Magic Spell, a Strange Potion... or, you can take The Mystery Box!

Powerful Weapon

>>35315698
I am that fellow.

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>>35315778
>>35315830
> Tied. Flipped Coin; Attack.
> Brawn: 4d10. Rolled 10, 8, 8, 1. 3 successes.

You launch into the camp and start to slaughter indiscriminately. The bandits have you outnumbered, but are poorly trained and you easily overcome them one at a time. At the end of the 'fight' you stand triumphant. Amazon Princess is having fun beating some of the bandits using another bandit as a club.

You search the camp and find:
> A Green Potion!
> A Heavy Steel Shield! [+1 Health]
> A Magic Scroll!


It was a good day. You walked 5.0 miles.
You make camp for the night.
You are in perfect health.
Your Princess really loves you.

> Venture Forth! [d100]
> Check Stats.
> Check Gear.
> Identify Gear. [Intellect[
> Talk to Princess.

>>35315830
Changing this vote to attacking [Brawn], now that I've checked our attributes.

>>35315929
So far I've responded to every email- if you have yet to get a response then it must have been placed in spam or something.

>>35315960
>> Talk to Princess.

>>35315852

My bad, didn't realize we were playing as a singular knight.

>>35315960
>Talk to Princess.

>>35315992

And also:

>>Attack the camp!

>>35315962
Nah, I got one.
>>35315960
> Identify Gear. [Intellect[
and if possible;
> Talk to Princess.

We haven't said a word to her yet, which is probably a bad idea. People like to talk.

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>>35315973
>>35315995
>>35316068
> Intellect: 0 Successes.
> You identify nothing.

"Tiny knight is strong. Will make good husband. Feel like we can crush all together!"

Your Princess [Really Loves] you!
She may assist in combat.

> Ask her [write in]
> Venture Forth! [d100]
> Check Stats.
> Check Gear.

>>35316130
Hug

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>35316130
This. >>35316144 Also
> Venture Forth!

>>35316130
>Ask her [What she thinks we should do now]

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>>35316144
You hug your Princess. Your bones feel weak.

>>35316170
"We go to Amazon Kingdom. Live as rulers. Have many strong children. Oh, and much fighting on way."

>>35316162
>Rolled 52

You wander through the forest today and notice something white moving with incredible speed. It stuns you, but you seem to have stumbled upon a mythical Unicorn. It could prove invaluable as a steed, but very difficult to tame. Maybe it's carcass may provide some magical items as well.

> Kill it! [Brawn]
> Catch it! [Agility]
> Calm it [Charisma]
> Think of a plan [Intellect]

>>35316350
> Calm it [Charisma]
Tame the noble steed!

>>35316350
> Catch it! [Agility]

>>35316350
>Kill it!

Present it's horn as a gift to the princess

>>35316350
>Kill it! [Brawn] We need to impress the princess!

>>35316350
> Think of a plan [Intellect]
Unicorns love pure maidens right? We have one right here.

>>35316301
>Kill it! Blood for the princess and khorne!

Just got in thread
>Not picking Knight Princess and being a bro couple
For shame /tg/

>>35316398
>>35316436
>>35316417
>Brawn: [10, 7, 6, 2] 1 success.
>Unicorn: 2 successes.

You launch into a killing frenzy, chasing the unicorn through the woods. You manage a glancing blow, but it manages to evade you and runs off.

Amazon Princess looks sad.

Today was an okay day.
You make camp for the night.
You are in perfect health.
Your Princess really loves you.

> Venture Forth! [d100]
> Check Stats.
> Check Gear.
> Identify Gear. [Intellect]
> Track Unicorn [Intellect]
> Talk to Princess.

>>35316512
> Identify Gear. [Intellect]

>>35316512
Oh, forgot
You travelled 5.2 miles.

>>35316525
> Intellect: 0 successes.
> You identified nothing.

Slight pause while I cook some dinner.

>>35316501
I would've gone for Trap General personally, but someone had got in first, and I wasn't going to try and force into another pick.
>>35316512
> Check Stats.
> Check Gear.
> Track Unicorn [Intellect]

>>35316539
Apologize to her and say we can try to track it if she wishes

>not taming the shiny magic horse and giving it to our beloved as a present
>wounding the unicorn
Bad taste, anons.

>>35316806
She's an amazon, She'd likely value the pelt of a unicorn more than the live thing

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Maybe the next time something like this runs we can get a fluffy, jumping spider Drider princess. I can remain hopeful.

>>35316688
>>35316753
>>35316806
=====
Knight
> Health: 3
> Brawn: 3
> Agility:1
> Intellect: 3
> Charisma: 2

> You have travelled 12.5 miles.

Gear
> Old Sword: [1] +1 Brawn
> Heavy Steel Shield: [3] +1 Health.
> Magic Scroll: [1] Unknown.
> Small Chest: [3] Trade good.
> Red Potion: [1] Unknown.
> Green Potion: [1] Unknown.
=====
>Intellect: 1 success.
> You think you might be able to track the unicorn tomorrow, but you won't be able to travel towards the Amazon Kingdom.

You apologise to your Princess. She punches you and tells you not to show any signs of weakness.

> Venture Forth! [d100]
> Track Unicorn
> Talk to Princess.

>>35316920
>> Track Unicorn
Can we try to identify a single item only, to get better chances? If yes, I vote we identify the red potion, and if that succeeds, try the green potion, and if that succeeds, try the scroll.
Did the princess's love towards us change at all?

>>35316920
>Track

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>>35316963
> No, each success identifies an item.
> Slightly. She still loves you.
>>35317001

> Track unicorn

You spend the day tracking down that damn unicorn for your love. You manage to find it in a clearing. The wound in its' side has already healed. It has not spotted you yet.

> Kill it! [Brawn]
> Catch it! [Agility]
> Calm it [Charisma]
> Think of a plan [Intellect]

>>35317101
Think of a plan involving agility to try and calm it down?
If that's not allowed, then
>Think of a plan [Intellect]
I hope this is a plan to capture/tame it

>>35317131
> Intellect: 0 successes.
Well you're shit out of ideas.

> Kill it! [Brawn]
> Catch it! [Agility]
> Calm it [Charisma]

>>35317156
>> Calm it [Charisma]
Haven't used this yet.

>>35317156
Catch that damn thing.

>>35317156
> Calm it [Charisma]

>>35317156
> Calm it [Charisma]
Can we send the Princess ahead into a bush or something, so she can try to catch it if it escapes that way? Only do this if others support it of course.

>>35317172
>>35317182
>>35317185
>>35317191
> Charisma: 1 success.

You urge your beloved to hide in the bushes and await your command. She doesn't like all this sneaky business, but she does it for you.

You step out into the glade and appear non-threatening. The unicorn notices you, but does not run yet. It lowers its head and snorts; a warning.

> Kill it! [Brawn]
> Catch it! [Agility]
> Keep Calming it [Charisma]
> Signal Princess.

>>35317224
> Keep Calming it [Charisma]

>>35317224
>> Keep Calming it [Charisma]
It ran from us once in combat, it surrendered so it is ours by right.

>>35317224
>> Keep Calming it [Charisma]
We have our shield, which is a bonus to defense, right?
>>35317239
kek, I like your logic, anon.

>>35317234
>>35317239
>>35317243
> Charisma: 1 success.

You continue your non-violent demeanour, trying to convey to the unicorn that it should not fight you. It ran before, so according to... Knight... code, it is now legally yours. That probably won't fly in a court but you're not fussed, and the unicorn is too dumb to realise that. It stops threatening you; evidently convinced by your non-violent ways.

You stand in the glade with the unicorn. Your princess is nearby.

> Kill it! [Brawn]
> Mount it!
> Leave.

>>35317294
> Mount it!
Noble steed time

>>35317294
>> Mount it!
We conquer this legendary beast, this makes us legendary too!

>>35317294
>Mount it!

And can you post our stats in the updates, I think most people are ignoring them.

>>35317294

>Mount it

I was gonna say kill it while it's defenses are lowered but I'm not winning this one.

>>35317321
>most people are ignoring them
We went with the option with the highest dice pool that isn't killing it so far.

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>>35317311
>>35317313
>>35317321
>>35317331
>Mount It: 2 successes.

You deftly hop atop the unicorn. It rears back in surprise but quickly calms down. It seems you have managed to mount the unicorn expertly.

The Amazon Princess emerges from the bushes and stares at the white horse. It stares back. You get the feeling she wanted a different outcome.

> Unicorn: Ally. Grants +2 Agi when mounted. Horn can purify liquids.

=======

You travelled no distance today.

Today was a good day.
You make camp for the night.
You are in perfect health.
Your Princess loves you.

> Venture Forth! [d100]
> Check Stats.
> Check Gear.
> Identify Gear. [Intellect]
> Talk to Princess.

>>35317453
> Identify Gear. [Intellect]

> Venture Forth! [d100]
(both ride the horse)

>>35317453
>> Identify Gear. [Intellect]

>>35317453
>> Identify Gear. [Intellect]
>> Venture Forth! [d100]
>> Talk to Princess.
Let her ride with us, maybe she'll appreciate our expert taming skills.
We need to kill some things soon to get her to love us more.

>>35317481
>>35317486
>Intellect: 1 success.
Identify what?

>>35317510
Scroll

Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>35317510
1:green potion
2:red potion
3:scroll
4.wine
unless others have something they want to identify specifically

>>35317510
Wine

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>>35317506
> Talk

"Thought we could eat white horse. But me suppose it make tiny Knight taller, that worth it. We eat it later"

Your Princess disagrees, but still loves you.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>35317516
>>35317529
If we're tied then I'll roll a dice for what I change my vote(>>35317520) to
1.Scroll
2.wine

>>35317453
>>Kill the unicorn not that you have deceived it![Brawns]
>For your love!

>>35317549
Yes, we will kill it once it becomes troublesome to look after or we get something better. We will keep its skull, horn, hooves, and skin, as well as some other random bones.
This isn't a dialogue vote, I'm talking to other anons.

>>35317516
>>35317562
>Identified a Scroll of Chill Touch.

> Venture Forth! [d100]
> Check Stats.
> Check Gear.
> Talk to Princess.

Rolled 75 (1d100)

I like your art OP, have you been drawing the pictures of the princess too?
>>35317604
>> Venture Forth! [d100]
>> Check Stats.
I guess? Does the unicorn give us a bonus?

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>35317604
>>Venture Forth![d100]

>>35317614
Did you have different distances planned for different kingdoms, or are they all 100 miles from starting point or something, OP?

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>35317604
>> Venture Forth! [d100]
>> Check Stats.
>> Check Gear.

>>35317614
>>35317632
>Rolled 75.
>Yeah, the hugging and the fireplace are mine.
>The distance is random. Lair Princesses will be further than regular princesses.

You venture out; you and your beloved riding a unicorn. This is pretty cliche' but at least it's comfortable.

You spy a town on the horizon. It is Oakshaft; a Human City. They welcome you.

Today was an okay day.
You travelled 15 miles today.
You stay in town tonight.
You are in perfect health.
Your Princess loves you.

> Venture Forth! [d100]
> Check Stats.
> Check Gear.
> Identify Gear. [Intellect]
> Talk to Princess.

OAKSHAFT
> Visit Shops [Buy & Sell]
> Visit Town Hall [Quests]
> Visit Guild [Hire Mercs]
> Visit Apothecary [Spells and Identification]

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>35317690
>> Visit Apothecary [Spells and Identification]
Identification time

>>35317689
Mounted travel is double distance.
=====
Knight
> Health: 3
> Brawn: 3
> Agility:1
> Intellect: 3
> Charisma: 2

> You have travelled 27.5 miles.
> Your Princess loves you.

Gear
> Old Sword: [1] +1 Brawn
> Heavy Steel Shield: [3] +1 Health.
> Scroll of Chill Touch: Inflict harmful, negative energy.
> Small Chest: [3] Trade good.
> Red Potion: [1] Unknown.
> Green Potion: [1] Unknown.

Allies
> Unicorn: Ally. Grants +2 Agi when mounted. Horn can purify liquids.
=====

>>35317690
>> Identify Gear. [Intellect]
if we get no successes, then
>> Visit Apothecary [Spells and Identification]
For potions.
>> Visit Town Hall [Quests]
See if there aren't any fight-y missions.

>>35317750
Let us do this

>>35317719
> Scroll of Chill Touch: [3] Inflict negative energy.

>>35317750
> Intellect: 1 success.
> Identify what?

>>35317715
The Apothecary sells magical wares and services.
(The bracketed number is the cost.

> Identify Item [1]
Buy:
> Healing Potion: [4] Heal to full.
> Buff Potion: [5] +2 Brawn temporarily.
> Invisibilty Potion: [6] Turn invisible.

> Scroll of Teleportation: [3] Teleport 10 miles instantly.
> Scroll of Fireball: [4] Inflict severe fire damage.
> Scroll of Chill Touch [4] Inflict negative energy.

> Spellbook of Flare: [4] Inflict minor fire damage. [Intellect]
> Spellbook of Cure: [8] Heal to full. [Intellect]

>>35317750
The town hall has a board up with requests:

> Slay Chimera: [15] Slay a chimera 10 miles from Oakshaft.

>>35317762
Identify wine. Do we have any money?

>>35317774
I second this, what are our funds?

>>35317774
>>35317793
You don't have any gold, but you can trade your gear directly for stuff. Identified items are worth more than unknown ones.

> Old Sword: [1] +1 Brawn
> Heavy Steel Shield: [3] +1 Health.
> Scroll of Chill Touch: [3] Inflict harmful, negative energy.
> Small Chest: [3] Trade good.
> Red Potion: [1] Unknown.
> Green Potion: [1] Unknown.

You could also sell the unicorn.

>>35317834
Does the small chest just contain gold, or is it supplies and stuff like food?

>>35317834
You can also just trade stuff for just money directly.

>>35317879
It's just got junk in it. It's a sell-only item essentially.

>>35317892
Is the [3] the price of the chest+contents or contents only? I kind of want to keep the chest itself for storage. If the contents are worth [2] then trade them for identifying the 2 potions if we can sell the chest for [1] later.
If the potions are shitty we can just sell them for mooe then it cost to identify them.

>>35317919
You rolled a success before. You can identify one item

> Sold contents of Small Chest.

> Empty Small Chest: [1] Container.
> Gold: 2

>>35317953
Identify the wine

>>35317953
Identify wine with our success.
Pay Apothecary to identify the potions.

>>35317984
>>35317995
> Mortis Wine: Instant death.

Paid for 2 Identifications.
> Healing Potion: [3] Heal to full. (Red)
> Antidote: [3] Cures poison.

>>35317772
>Tell Princess we're going to slay that chimera

>>35318030
Awesome. Let's take that Chimera quest now.

>>35318030
Holy shit, glad we identified the wine, I was thinking of drinking it on our wedding(?) night.
Ask princess if she's interested in slaying a chimera. By which I mean we will go slay a Chimera to make her happy.

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>>35318059
>>35318061
>>35318079
Amazon Princess seems overjoyed to kill such a rare and powerful beastie.

The town will pay you 15 gold for slaying the Chimera. You may keep the carcass.

>>35318061
>>35318079
>>35318030

Can we sell the wine before we go? That could be useful to buy a new sword, too

By the way, Qyuubey, incredible work. I didn't think anyone could pull this off, but you did

>>35318114
Okay, forget about waiting.

I say we use some of the gold we'll earn to tranform the carcass into a gift for Amazon Princess

>>35318114
>I've been hashing out ways to do this for months. Ripping off FTL seems to work.

> Mortis Wine will sell for [6]. Yes/No?

===============

> Venture Forth! [d100]
> Check Stats.
> Check Gear.
> Talk to Princess.

OAKSHAFT
> Visit Shops [Buy & Sell]
> Visit Town Hall [Quests] (On Quest)
> Visit Guild [Hire Mercs]
> Visit Apothecary [Spells and Identification]

>>35318160
No, keep the wine. It will be useful later.

>>35318114
>selling wine
Nah, we can use it for something, and it's a precious item we got when we rescued our princess
>>35318160
>[N]
>Visit Shops
See if we can't find a +2 sword or something.

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>35318160
Don't sell the wine.

Venture forth!

>>35318169
>>35318171
>>35318174
> Mortis Wine kept.

> Visit Shops
The Marketplace has much for sale.

> Greatsword: [6] +3 Brw, -1 Agi
> Rapier; [3] +1 Brw, +1 Agi.
> Shortbow: [2] +1 Brw. Ranged.
> Buckler: [2] +1 Health.
> Leather Armour: [3] +1 Health
> Chainmail: [4] +2 Health.
> Horse: [6] Mount.
> Firebomb: [4] Severe fire damage. [Agility]
> Gold Bullion: [10] Trade good.
> Sugar: [3] Trade good.

>>35318234
What price can we get for the unicorn?

>>35318246
The Unicorn will sell for 15 gold.

>>35318234
I1m interested in the Rapier, but we won't have enough money even if we sell our sword and chest, right? If so, then just go for the chimera.
>>35318246
>Selling the white horse instead of eating it
Also, we're going to need it if we want to transport some loot from the Chimera.

>>35318254
Sell Unicorn and Old Sword, buy Greatsword, Chainmail and Horse

>>35318234
Hmmm... Amazon Princess would probably not like the Rapier, but it's a great deal and we can't live according to other people. The Greatsword is kind of nice, but we don't have much agi to spare. The chainmail is great with no real disadvantage

>>35318234
>Sell scroll and chest, buy chainmail, keep the unicorn

>>35318276
Just to clarify, this is a vote not to sell unicorn. It's going to take days to get to the Chimera without it anyway.

Okay so:

> Vote 1 >>35318280
> Vote 2 >>35318290
> Vote 3 >>35318300
> Venture forth.

>>35318307
>1

>>35318307
>3
I'm only voting for this to keep the unicorn, I'd rather just not buy anything and kill some bandits on the way there.

>>35318353
Not buy or sell anything, I mean.

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>35318353
Okay, actually, I change my vote to Venture forth, since that's a separate option and doesn't sell anything.

>>35318307
>Venture forth

Let's fighting love

>>35318373
>>35318396

You venture out into the wilderness.
You don't encounter anything today.

Today was an average day.
You travelled 6.0 miles. [4.0 miles till Quest]
You stay in town tonight.
You are in perfect health.
Your Princess loves you.

> Venture Forth! [d100]
> Check Stats.
> Check Gear.
> Talk to Princess.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>35318412
>> Venture Forth! [d100]

>>35318412
>check gear
>check stats
>Venture Forth!
Let's kill us a mythical beast.

Rot in a hole gats, you furfag piece of shit.

>>35318420
Does this mean we get there early and have more time?

>>35313602
Definitely something made by permavirgins for permavirgins. Dumbest fetishes possible, only enjoyable if you never ever had actual sexual intercourse.

>>35318443
It's gats, he's one of those artists that basically whore themselves out for furgold. In this case, he made this whole thing in a desperate bid for attention and validation, and unleashed this dumb shit on us. He's a scum of a human being.

>>35318412
>Talk to Princess
Ask her if she knows things about hunting

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>>35318420
>>35318422
>>35318430
You venture forth.

Following the directions from the town hall, you arrive at the Chimera's lair; a great cavern in some mountains by the forest. The mouth of the cave is littered with bones of those less fortunate than you, and you hear the heavy breathing of a beast just inside. With the combined heads of a lion, goat and snake, the Chimera stands before you.

> Fight! [Brawn]
> Calm. [Charisma]
> Use Item.
> Run. [Agility]

>>35318466
Don't you have better things to do? I'm sure some desperate furry would just love to give you $5 to draw his fursona for him. It's pretty much the whole meaning behind your life at this point, gats, no reason to deny it.

>>35318466
>> Fight! [Brawn]

>>35318466
>Fight!

>>35318484
>>35318500
> Brawn: 1 success.
> Chimera: 1 success.
> Knight 3/4 ; Chimera 4/6

You clash with the Chimera and slash at it, but it manages to get a hit on you and draw blood. Seeing this, the Amazon Princess leaps into the fray.

>AP 1 success.
> Chimera 4/6

> Fight! [Brawn]
> Calm. [Charisma]
> Use Item.
> Run. [Agility]

>>35318522
>> Fight! [Brawn]

>>35318522
FIGHT

>>35318522
>Fight
use scroll if we or the princess et in trouble

>>35318522
>> Fight! [Brawn]

>>35318529
>>35318538
>>35318544
>>35318548
> Brawn: 1 success.
> Princess: 1 success
> Chimera: 0 success.
> Knight 3/4 ; Chimera 2/6

The fight continues.

> Fight! [Brawn]
> Calm. [Charisma]
> Use Item.
> Run. [Agility]

>>35318561
>> Fight! [Brawn]

>>35318561
>> Fight! [Brawn]

>>35318561
Fight gloriously

>>35318561
Fight, we must not shame our wife by being lesser.

>>35318561
>Headbutt the Chimera!

>>35318599
But anon, how do you decide which head to headbutt?!?!

>>35318608
ALL OF THEM!

more seriously, the lion one. It ain't got horns and it's bigger than the snake's

>>35318569
>>35318570
>>35318574
>>35318599
>>35318608
>>35318630
> Brawn: 1 success.
> Chimera cast; Poison. 1 success.
> Health: 2 successes. Poison resisted.
> Princess: 1 success
> Chimera: 0/6. DEAD

You hurtle forward with your sword, slashing at the beast and headbutting it into submission. Your princess continues the beatdown likewise. The chimera, sensing the trouble it is in, sprays a cloud of poisonous gas onto the Knight. However, your hardy constitution allows you to resist becoming infected, and you plunge your sword into the chimera, slaying it.

The Chimera is slain.
Searching its' lair, you find:
> Blue Potion: Unknown.
> 5 gold.

=====

Today was a great day.
You travelled 4.0 miles. (10.0 miles to Oakshaft)
You stay in town tonight.
You are slightly injured. (3/4)
Your Princess absolutely loves you.

> Venture Forth! [d100]
> Return to Town [1d100]
> Check Stats.
> Check Gear.
> Talk to Princess.

>>35318641
>> Return to Town [1d100]
Gotta get paid. I hope we brought the corpse with us

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>35318641
What did we take from its carcass?
>> Return to Town [1d100]
>> Check Stats.
>> Check Gear.
>> Talk to Princess.
Try to Identify Blue Potion.

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>35318641
> Return to Town [1d100]

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>35318651
Apparently I'm too dumb to roll properly

Oh right.
> Chimera Hide: [6] Trophy.
> Snake Venom: [4] +1 Damage.

>>35318659
>>35318664
>>35318667
> Taking highest.

You travel (10.0 miles) back to town and show evidence of your deeds. You are paid the 15 gold and the town rejoices. (But no, they're not going to lower prices.)

Today was an average day.
You travelled 10.0 miles.
You stay in town tonight.
You are slightly injured. (3/4)
Your Princess absolutely loves you.

> Venture Forth! [d100]
> Check Stats.
> Check Gear.
> Talk to Princess.

OAKSHAFT
> Visit Shops [Buy & Sell]
> Visit Town Hall [Quests] (No Quests)
> Visit Guild [Hire Mercs]
> Visit Apothecary [Spells and Identification]

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>35318681
Try to identify Blue Potion.
Do we have 15 gold atm?

=====
Knight
> Health: 3
> Brawn: 3
> Agility: 1
> Intellect: 3
> Charisma: 2

> You have travelled 27.5 miles.
> Your Princess absolutely loves you.

Gear
> 20 gold.
> Old Sword: [1] +1 Brawn
> Heavy Steel Shield: [3] +1 Health.
> Scroll of Chill Touch: Inflict harmful, negative energy.
> Small Small Chest: [1] Container.
> Healing Potion: [3] Heal to full.
> Antidote: [3] Cures poison.
> Blue Potion: [1] Unknown.
> Mortis Wine: [6] Instant death.
> Chimera Hide: [6] Trophy.
> Snake Venom: [4] +1 Damage.

Allies
> Unicorn: Ally. Grants +2 Agi when mounted. Horn can purify liquids.
=====

>>35318685
forgot actual votes
>Visit Shops
We can buy shit now, once we're done:
>Venture Forth! [d100]

>>35318681
Identity blue potion
Buy chainmail
How much do mercs cost?

>>35318697
>not conquering the world with only our beloved by our side
mercs aren't worthy

>>35318685
>Intellect: 0 successes.
> You identify nothing.

>>35318697
Shop
> Greatsword: [6] +3 Brw, -1 Agi
> Rapier; [3] +1 Brw, +1 Agi.
> Shortbow: [2] +1 Brw. Ranged.
> Buckler: [2] +1 Health.
> Leather Armour: [3] +1 Health
> Chainmail: [4] +2 Health.
> Horse: [6] Mount.
> Firebomb: [4] Severe fire damage. [Agility]
> Gold Bullion: [10] Trade good.
> Sugar: [3] Trade good.

Trading
> -1 Gold. Blue Potion = Potion of Shielding: [8] Reduce damage by 1 for duration of fight.
> -4 Gold. Chainmail purchased.
> 15 gold Remaining.

>>35318688
Sell old sword, buy Rapier, buy Greatsword for backup, buy Chainmail

>>35318708
Sell Heavy Shield, buy Buckler

>>35318715
I support this, along with a Rapier and selling our Old Sword.

>>35318697
You travel to the Guild and see all sorts of sellswords lying about.

> Each merc counts as an extra die in a chosen attribute, but can be killed.
> Each costs 4 gold. They may periodically demand more gold.

>>35318725
Yes, this seems to be the best thing

>>35318713
>>35318715
>>35318725
> +1 gold. Old Sword sold.
> +3 gold. Heavy Shield sold.

> -3 gold. Bought Rapier.
> -2 gold. Bought Buckler.
> 14 gold remaining.

>>35318728
>4gold for +1
Nah, not worth the trouble. I don't think we're ruthless enough to kill them and take their stuff once we're out of town either, and Princess would probably not appreciate cowardly betrayal.

>>35318742
Time to leave town I think

>>35318742
Buy chainmail
>>Venture Forth!
will you use >>35318685 or should we roll again?

It is time to [Venture Forth] and continue to our new homeland.

>>35318750
>>35318753
>>35318759
You already bought chainmail.

Gear
> 14 gold.
> Rapier; [3] +1 Brw, +1 Agi.
> Buckler: [2] +1 Health.
> Chainmail: [4] +2 Health.

> Scroll of Chill Touch: Inflict harmful, negative energy.
> Healing Potion: [3] Heal to full.
> Antidote: [3] Cures poison.
> Blue Potion: [1] Unknown.

> Small Small Chest: [1] Container.
> Mortis Wine: [6] Instant death.
> Chimera Hide: [6] Trophy.
> Snake Venom: [4] +1 Damage.

>>35318769
Identify the Blue potion at the alchemists, then venture onwards.

>>35318769
We know what Blue Potion is, but okay.
Venture Forth, then!

>>35318753
>>35318759
>>35318750

Should we get healed first?

We should go on a date next town we see. Maybe fight in an arena or a tourney

Qyubey, can we do something with the chimera hide, or is it just a trophy?

>>35318769
>>35318779
>>35318708
>>-1 Gold. Blue Potion = Potion of Shielding: [8] Reduce damage by 1 for duration of fight.
>>35318783
I'd think we heal naturally? Date is a good idea though, I considered going to an Arena if this town had one, so I'm down with that too. Maybe going hunting in the wilderness could work too.

>>35318783
We should be able to wear it as armor, like Herc and the hide of the nemean lion.

>>35318769
Heal before leaving town

>>35318783
>>35318793
Forgot, Chimera Hide is probably just a trophy, but I say we keep it since we took it down with our beloved, and then maybe later give it to the Princess as a gift, maybe make clothes out of it or something.

>>35318779
>>35318780
>>35318783
>>35318793
>>35318794
>>35318795
>>35318802
It's mostly for show, or to sell. Or to impress your honey.

I should add an inn for healing.
> Inn: [1] Healing

>-1 Gold. Treated wounds.
> Knight 5/5.

Need rolls for venturing.

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>35318806

VENTURE FORTH

>>35318806
> Knight 6/6. Forgot the bucker.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>35318806
>VENTURING

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>35318806
ADVENTURE

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>35318806

We should try to make the chimera hide into a blanket or something. She's really lacking clothing and winters are pretty cold, I'm guessing.

>>35318814
Aw, my 95 didn't get used after all.
Oh well, ADVENTURE!

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>>35318814
>>35318817
>>35318820
>You people are terrible at venturing forth.

You set out on the road once more. You come across a strange collection of goblins carrying large sacks, When you come into sight, they start trying to sell you some kind of weird monkey hand.

> Buy Weird Hand [4]
> Ignore goblins.

>>35318847
Buy weird hand. Duh.

>>35318847
>> Ignore goblins.
Don't buy shitty magical whatnots, not sure if we could sell it for more.

>>35318847
>Ask them what it does

>>35318867
They say it'll make all your dreams come true.

>>35318875
Ignore hand, we already have wife.

>>35318875
Buy it obviously. What could possibly go wrong?

>>35318875
Buy hand, KEEP FAR AWAY FROM NECK in case it strangles you or something

>>35318847
>How much for hand?

>>35318959
> Buy Weird Hand [4]
>[4]
I wonder

>>35318862
>>35318899
>>35318942
>-4 gold. Bought weird hand.
> 10 gold remaining.

You elected to purchase the strange hand, if only to shut the goblins up. They leave, giggling to themselves.

Today was an average day.
You travelled 5.4 miles.
You camp for the night.
You are in perfect health.
Your Princess absolutely loves you.

> Venture Forth! [d100]
> Check Stats.
> Check Gear.
> Talk to Princess.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>35318980
> Venture Forth! [d100]
> Also, keep hand in chest

>>35318980
>Talk to Princess [How you holding up?]

> Which Princess do you save?
Orc General
> You have 12 points to distribute between: Health, Brawn, Agility, Intellect, and Charisma.
2/2/2/4/2
> You can choose one gift: a Powerful Weapon, a Magic Spell, a Strange Potion... or, you can take The Mystery Box!
A maaaaagic spell

>>35319014
A bit late there buddy

>>35318980

I get the feeling that it was just a plain old hand.

>Talk to Princess [You're a QT.]

>>35319027

Whoops, I didn't realize we were actually playing. I just thought we were doing the CYOA

>>35319028
or a phylactery

>>35318980

Rub the hand and see if it makes all our wishes come true. Keep princess AT HAND in case things go south.

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>>35318999
"Me fine. Wish could move faster on white horse. Should have ridden Chimera instead.

>>35318986
You venture forth for the day. As you travel, you see a group of wolves advancing ahead of you. They look hungry, but not dangerous to you.

> Fight! [Brawn]
> Chase off! [Charisma]
> Run [Agility]
> Use item

>>35319129
>Use item [hand]

>>35319129
>>35319141

Watch as it actually grants them their wishes, e.g. a crapton of food.

Why did you buy a Monkey Paw?

That's the definition of a bad idea.

>>35319129
>Throw the hand to the wolves

>>35319129
Kill them for food and clothes.
We'll sell the hand to some asshole in the next town over.

>>35319141
>>35319164
>>35319168
You decide to use the hand, perhaps in a more direct manner than anticipated, and chuck it at the wolves. The wolves grab the hand and gnaw down on it. You watch and see one of the fingers slowly coil downwards. The lot of them then seem to stop and sniff the air, then rush off into the forest, where you see a gargantuan amount of meat has appeared.

The hand lies on the ground. 3 fingers are still up.

> Take it.
> Leave it.

>>35319168
I tried to vote against it man, they don't listen to me. I thought maybe OP would go with not buying, since there were 2 votes against, and the guy who asked the price didn't vote to buy it afterwards.

>>35319194
shit

>>35319194
Take it, we'll sell it to some asshole for 15 gold, since it can grant wishes.
>>35319203
don't worry, that was the wolves' wish, we won't get backlash from it.

>>35319194
>Take it

>>35319211
>>35319212
You pick up the hand and continue on your way.

The Amazon Kingdom is just over 10 miles away.

Today was an average day.
You travelled 6.8 miles.
You camp for the night.
You are in perfect health.
Your Princess absolutely loves you.

> Venture Forth! [d100]
> Check Stats.
> Check Gear.
> Talk to Princess.

>>35319194
It's either poisoned meat, meat that attract creatures that eat wolves, or so much meat the wolves dies eating it

>Burn the hand

>>35319231
>>35319232
Lets find out
>Break off one finger while thinking/wishing about gold

>>35319231
>Talk to Princess

Ask her about Amazon Kingdom

>>35319250
Never

Never.

>>35319250
You don't break off fingers, holy shit, you just wish and the fingers curl in.
But no, don't wish for shit, this is obviously cursed, never wish on a monkey paw.
Never.
We will use it to bargain with other kingdoms and fuck them over at the same time.

>>35319231
>Write in
Fuck the princess

>>35319277
>>35319231
This, been far too long.

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>35319231
>>> Venture Forth! [d100]
>> Check Stats.
>> Check Gear.
>> Talk to Princess.
Rolling in case we vote to venture right now.
>>35319277
>not waiting until our wedding night
oh you

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>35319231
>> Venture Forth! [d100]

>>35319291
DAMN
first a 95 now a 97
I'm great

>>35319277
>>35319290
not yet, please

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>>35319255
"Is best Kingdom. Strongest in all world, with many trees and animals. Meat is plentiful and the weak are lost. Little knight will prove his strength to be worthy."

>>35319250
>>35319266
>>35319271
Monkey paw left alone.

>>35319277
>>35319290
>Solicit the Princess? Y/N?

>>35319319
N
not yet, we will establish dominance in her village first

>>35319319
>N

>>35319319
Y

>>35319319
Y

>>35319319
Fuck the Princess.

>>35319319
Impregnate her.

>>35319319
N

>>35319319
N

>>35319319
>Y

>>35319319
N please

>>35319393

N, unless our dick's as large as a fire extinguisher she's just going to be disappointed

>>35319319
>N
We have to prove our worth first

>>35319319
Well, her lust is basically 9/10, so I'm surprised we HAVEN'T done it yet.

>>35319323
>>35319327
>>35319358
>>35319361
>>35319370
>>35319371
>>35319383
>>35319385
>>35319391
>>35319393
>>35319406
>>35319410

You decide not to start soliciting her yet. You're not sure how she would take it and either way you'd be in no way to do anything the next morning.

>>35319319
N
>>35319406
you didn't quote OP, but I hope it still counts

>>35319420
Why are you giving into samefags?
It's painfully obvious, do final destination.

>>35319420
whew, cool.
So what now, we Venture?

>>35319430
>implying it's not Y-fags samefagging when we had at most 5 or 6 voters in the thread before
OP has already decided, don't be butthurt about it.

Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d6)

>>35319231
>>35319440

Onwards

>>35319455
But we had 5-6 voters

>>35319323
>>35319327
>>35319358
>>35319361
>>35319370
>>35319371
And it was in Y's favor.

>>35319470
>2d6
what?
>>35319420
here's my Venture roll, OP: >>35319291

Rolled 32, 1 = 33 (2d100)

>>35319470
woops

>>35319291
>>35319295

You venture forth the next day. You manage to cover a great amount of ground and find yourself near the border of the Amazonian Kingdom. The grand trees seem to stretch upwards into the clouds and are packed so tightly they form an organic wall.

What stands between you and your goal happens to be a blockading army made up of those angry with your abandonment of their Princesses for one of a Lair. You may be able to make it past, but it will be very difficult.

Unless you have some other way...

====

Today was an average day.
You travelled 10.3 miles. You are at the border of the Amazon Kingdom.
You camp for the night.
You are in perfect health.
Your Princess absolutely loves you.

> Fight them [Brawn]
> Explain yourself [Charisma]
> Sneak past [Agility]
> Use Item

> Check Stats.
> Check Gear.
> Talk to Princess.

>>35319481
Talk ABOUT sex, with the princess. Should know their culture on it anyway.

>>35319481
>> Check Stats.
>> Check Gear.
Let's take stock first.

>>35319481

> use item
[Hand]
Wish for the universe to implode

>>35319481
>> Check Stats.
>> Check Gear.

>>35319481
> Use Item
[Monkey Paw]
Offer it and tell them that whatever they wish will come true, including saving their princess.

>>35319481
Is this the combined army of all the princess kingdoms? Holy shit

>>35319490
This

>>35319516
Then give them this.

>>35319516
You're right, there's only 3 wishes left, so it'll probably cause some infighting which we can exploit.

Just to clear things up, OP, is this a smut quest, or will things just FtB?

>>35319530
Well, they could wish that all princesses were back in their kingdoms.

>>35319516
>>35319530

Wish for something really out-of-place to prove it works, first. An enormous golden statue of the army's commander enjoying a delicious banana, for example.

>>35319561
Fuck no, we're not wishing for anything, this is a Monkey Paw, I'm not going to risk the backlash.

>>35319554

We're already assuming the monkey paw's got some curse to it. If we could just wish the princesses back to life, we could also wish something much better (wish for ascent into godhood taking the amazon kingdom as heavenly warriors)

>>35319572
We're wishing for something like this because there isn't a lot of backlash you can get from it. Worst case scenario, it animates and you face his potassium wrath.

>>35319561
Yeah no, just say that it works because we had wished to be saved from a large pack of wolves and it came true.

>>35319549
Is smut allowed on /tg/?

>>35319583
Why not wish for a perfectly generic and wholly uninteresting sword with no special qualities in its sheath on the ground 1 meter in front of us, then?

>>35319590
Written form, yes. Image form? No, but you can upload it to imgur and link it here.

>>35319590
Yes, some people put it in separate pastebins which they then link, some put the text in image format (TAQ), and some just post it normally.

>>35319588
No, the wolves wished for meat.

>>35319598

We could. Something out of place seems to have more of a flair to it, though. Generic sword doesn't leave as much of an impression as, say, summoning a thatch-roofed cottage.

>>35319617
Shhh they don't know.

>>35319625
Honestly, it might be a good idea to just use our blue potion, apply snake venom to rapier/greatsword, and go to town on them.
Did we buy the greatsword? I remember voting for it as backup.
We also have 2 ag so we MIGTH be able to sneak by.

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>>35319490
"Hehe~ Was wondering when Little knight would ask. Wondered if all parts of him were little. But is best time now?"

She seems eager; she likes you enough, but even she has second thoughts when an army could locate you two mid-coitus. However, this could possibily be the last moment you spend together...

> Into her breach?
> Hold off for now. Battle plans, and that.

>>35319628

if they're that stupid as to believe us with no evidence, we may as well throw a "magic" brick at the ground and say it'll transform into a portal to hell if they fuck with us

>>35319659
> Into her breach?
LITTLE KNIGHT HAS BIG KNIGHT TOO

>>35319657

No greatsword, also it's an entire army.
I don't think having 4 brawn will stop that.

>>35319659
Show her our two handed great sword.

>>35319659
>> Hold off for now. Battle plans, and that.
After the blood of battle and victory, we shall ravage her.
So, FtB or smut?

Pre-battle coitus: http://strawpoll.me/2713793

Additionally, battle plan voting: http://strawpoll.me/2713782

>>35319659

>the skull is blushing

>>35319659
Pierce her walls with our battering ram.

>>35319659
>Hold off for now. Battle plans, and that.
"I cannot now, for my code of honor dictates that I must get your father's acceptance first."

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=====
Knight
> Health: 3 +3
> Brawn: 3 +1
> Agility: 1 +3
> Intellect: 3
> Charisma: 2

> You have travelled 50 miles.
> Your Princess absolutely loves you.

Gear
> 13 gold.
> Rapier; [3] +1 Brw, +1 Agi.
> Buckler: [2] +1 Health.
> Chainmail: [4] +2 Health.

> Scroll of Chill Touch: Inflict harmful, negative energy.
> Healing Potion: [3] Heal to full.
> Antidote: [3] Cures poison.
> Potion of Shielding: [8] Reduce damage by 1 for duration of fight.

> Small Small Chest: [1] Container.
> Mortis Wine: [6] Instant death.
> Chimera Hide: [6] Trophy.
> Snake Venom: [4] +1 Damage.

Allies
> Unicorn: Ally. Grants +2 Agi when mounted. Horn can purify liquids.
=====