>>35173199
“Hm? Oh, no. I mean...” She silently ponders for a while, “Special? Ancient? I am not sure how to describe it. We are not dwarves or elves or humans or alvs or beastmen. We are Different. We are not like the Chivalric Orders, but we are also not Beast-men: we predate both. Helpers of the gods?”

“So, you and a bunch of other animal-people got a bunch of star-water together built the stars?”

“Not all of them were animals and not all of them used star-water. One man dreamed stories and threw the stories into the sky where they took the shapes of the characters. One woman took all the wood she could find and made a giant fire so her tribe would always be warm.” She smiles with a look of nostalgia. “There were so many different people there. I wish I could see them all again.”

“So...” You interrupt her nostalgia, “How do you find fallen stars?”

“Watch the sky.” She says with a nod, “I'm sure you could find someone to do that for you, but it is more fun to do it yourself.”

“Ah. I see.” That was not what you wanted to hear, but it is not like you can raise a complaint. “So, what do you think about... flying ships?”

“Flying ships?” She inquires.

“Yes. Flying ships.” You say with a smile. “You see, right now, I have a land-ship, a ship that sails across land instead of water.”

“You must have some strong rowers.”

“Our rowers are fire, water, and lightning, so, yes, VERY strong rowers.”

She nods, “Those ARE strong rowers.”

>>35173210
“Yes, but the ship only goes across the ground. I want a ship that can go through the air!”

“I would love to help you, dearie, but I cannot control the wind nor the birds.”

“Oh, I don't need wind or birds to fly. I need spider silk. Lots of it.”

“I'm sorry, dearie, but no amount of webbing will reach the sky.” She responds, “We've tried before.”

You take a moment to imagine what it was they could have possibly tried, but you vanish the thought and simply continue with, “That wasn't my idea. I need the silk to build a giant balloon.”

“Balloon?”

“It's like... A big sphere that holds helium and floats.”

“Floating silk? Oh, you just need gossamer, dearie. That's not too hard to get.”

[ ] “So, how would you feel if your people became the first to traverse the sky?” Inquire about sky-ship manufacturing.
[ ] “Great! Let me return tomorrow with some blueprints.” Find Lilac and make blueprints.
[ ] “So, what do you think about the <Morning Star>?” Inquire about player-NPC relations.
[ ] Other.

>>35173228
>[ ] “So, how would you feel if your people became the first to traverse the sky?” Inquire about sky-ship manufacturing.
>[ ] “So, what do you think about the <Morning Star>?” Inquire about player-NPC relations.

>>35173228
[ ] “So, how would you feel if your people became the first to traverse the sky?” Inquire about sky-ship manufacturing

>>35173499
>>35173388
Time has run out.

[+1 Sky Spider potentiality]
[+1 Knowledge(Pueblo)]

My first thread after reading all the archives and I'm late for the first vote. Well, I'm glad you're still doing this TinyShep.

Gossamer is probably too light and fragile. Stick to yon guns, we need spider silk. But explaining the process would be complicated.

Yes, you are finally back!
I really missed you.
I will be back later, unfortunatly i've got a few things to do, but i will be back in an hour or two to join you guys

>it's actually back
Neat
Time to catch up on the last thread because I do not recall meeting the spider queen.

I have no idea if you made this town up yourself or if you're pulling deep from the LH lore, but it like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAk7ZO3lbuY
The opening of the second season of Log Horizon for everyone who hasn't seen it yet
Based Ninja Turtle appears

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>>35173582
“So, how would you feel if your people were the first to traverse the sky?” You ask.

“I'm sorry, dearie, but the wind was made for the younglings, not old ladies like me.”

“Well, with an air-ship, ANYONE could be able to fly. Not just younglings.”

She gives a small chuckle and says, “I would love to feel young like that again, but a body like mine needs to stay on the ground.”

“Well, if you could help me get all the materials, I could teach you all how to make sky-ships, and then your people- All of Pueblo would really become a hub city for air-ship travel! There would be people coming from all over to here and there! You'll be like Atlanta, except without Dragoncon.” You think a moment about what Atlanta would be like without a reason to go there. “We'll probably need a good reason for people to spend time here, though, but you could still make a lot of money off of just having people going from here to there and everywhere.”

“That sounds exciting.” She responds, “Do you think I will see that story teller again if we do this?”

You shrug. “Maybe? I mean, it really depends on how far we can get. Helium is really small, chemically, so it will probably be able to escape through just about any material. It would be a question of how far we can get before enough of the gas escapes that the ship sinks.”

“Helium?”

“It's... It's a really light gas that floats upwards, so if you capture enough of it, it can pull whatever is containing it up. Get more and it can pull more things up. Like people.”

“If the gas floats up, how will we get it down?”

“Well, it doesn't come from the sky.”

“Then where does it come from?”

>>35175233
You lift a finger to make your point, but suddenly realize you have no idea where helium comes from. It's a noble gas, so it's not like it can be gathered from chemical reactions like hydrogen can. Maybe there are patches of it trapped underground like oil? “It's trapped under the earth. I think.”

“Ah!” She nods, seeming to understand, “It's from the previous world. And I guess the gas that escapes here goes to the next as well!”

“Uhh... Sure.” You begin to wonder if you could even GET helium. You know it had to come from SOMEWHERE on Earth. We've had balloons before we had rocket ships, but other than that you know nothing. “I'll have to talk to a friend of mine to get the better details of the plan, but other than that...” You try to think of what to ask next. “How are the <Morning Star> treating you? I mean, they never really felt right to me. The whole hanging thing always felt a little extreme to me.”

“They are very respectful to Landers.” She responds. “But I'm not sure about how they treat Adventurers. We have agreed to stay out of eachother's business for the most part.”

You rub your chin. “I guess that is the most I could hope for.”

She gives you a bitter sweet smile. “I know it may seem strange, but some times things like that are needed to keep most people safe.” She looks away. “At least, that is how I have to view it.”

“What do you mean?”

She looks back to you, “I had to come to that conclusion or else I would need to fight against Adventurers, and if I did that, I would have lost all of my children by now.”

“What do you mean?”

“If my more rebellious children hadn't been...” She pauses. “Dealt with... there would have been a war between us and the other Landers. The Adventurers were not on our side of that conflict. They would not be on our side if we sought revenge.”

You suddenly remember Lilac telling you about the dungeon that was Adventurers putting down the spider-people rebelion. You are very glad that you never went to that dungeon.

She sniffles and begins to wipe her eyes. “Oh, I'm sorry, dearie. I started talking about something sad. Let's change the subject to something happier.”

“Uhhh...” You try to think of something to change the subject to.

[ ] “What do you think of us now that we talk and stuff?”
[ ] “So, how many blankets do you have?”
[ ] “Why are you so much bigger than the rest of your children?”
[ ] “Have you heard that Coyote revived the First Man?”
[ ] Other.

>>35175308
>[x] “What do you think of us now that we talk and stuff?”

>>35175308
... How bout them Nix?

>>35175308
[ ] “What do you think of us now that we talk and stuff?”
[ ] “So, how many blankets do you have?”

>>35174753
>I have no idea if you made this town up yourself or if you're pulling deep from the LH lore, but it like it.

The town itself is canon as a player hub, but other than that there really isn't anything on the city. At least nothing that I know of.

Sorry for writing slower than normal. I've become rusty, but I will hopefully get back into the groove of things by the end of this thread.

>>35175308
>[X] “Have you heard that Coyote revived the First Man?”
>[X] Other.
Do you have any other plans? The economy of the city is struggling.

>>35175345
>>35175421
>>35175530
[+4 Subject Change]

>>35175472
Oh. Well it's pretty neat, then again I've always been a sucker for ziggurats and spider folk.

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>>35176300
Not like that, but sure.
I find spiders to be fascinating creatures and sapient spiders; or like Blizzards Nerubians are a further fascination as it's a community of sapient spiders with their own culture, history, and technology.
The same would go for something like crabs too I suppose.

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>expecting me to be awake at noon

Shep pls

Glad we're back, though.

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>>35175744
You decide to start off simple. “So, what do you think about us now that we can talk and stuff?”

“Oh, I like you all much better this way.” She responds, “I mean no offense, but before you were all very strange, you all gave me blankets, so I knew you all weren't bad.”

She actually received all the blankets from back when it was a main quest!? “How man blankets do you have?”

“Oh, I lost count after they filled up all of the closets.” She chuckles, “It's funny. When an Adventurer first gave me a blanket I told him it was too tiny and I'd need at least a thousand sewn together. He didn't say anything, of course, but this is what happens when you say something like that.”

“Ah. They were really cheap back when the economy was going.” You pause. “Do you have any ideas on what to do with that?”

“I'm sure things will turn back around in time. Adventurers love buying and selling things.”

“I'm not so sure things are still that way now.”

“Are you so sure? You bought me a blanket. The only thing that seems to have changed is we speak now.”

“Perhaps for you, but the person who sold me that told me no one was buying them anymore. I don't think Adventurers are interested in the same things anymore, if anything at all.”

“Then what would you recommend?”

“Silk underwear. It's gonna be big.”

“Underwear?”

“It's something you wear under your clothing to keep your sensitive bits warm and keep them from flopping around too much.”

“Sensitive bits?”

You mime the anatomy you were referencing.

The old lady nods, now knowing what you meant.

>>35178272
You nod as well, but can't help feel awkward now that you've just grabbed your junk in front of an old lady. “So... Have you heard about Coyote and the First Man?”

“I certainly know of that old story, dearie. I can tell it to you, if you want.”

“No, I mean what happened recently. Coyote revived the First Man.”

“O-oh....”

You tilt your head to the side slightly. “Is something wrong?”

“Hm? Oh. No, I'm sure things will turn out fine this time.” She puts on a reassuring smile. “We all learn from our mistakes, dearie.”

“What mistakes?”

“He-” She shakes her head. “It doesn't matter.”

“Uhh... okay...” You have no idea what's going on right now.

Sh yawns. “I'm sorry, dearie, but I'm feeling a bit tired now. You wouldn't mind if I leave you to take a nap, would you?”

“Oh, no. That's fine. I should probably check up on some things in the mean time.”

“Okay, dearie. Be sure to talk to me tomorrow about your sky-ships.”

You nod and turn to leave.

[ ] Talk with the <Morning Star> Council.
[ ] Check up on Judi and Lilac.
[ ] Check up on Tarot, Carnegie, and Edifice.
[ ] Check up on Takeshi and Trove.
[ ] Check up on your brother.
[ ] Check up on the sewing lander

>>35178294
[ ] Check up on Judi and Lilac.
Got to get them brain juices working on a skyship design.

>[x] Check up on Takeshi and Trove.

It's always pirate/samurai time

>>35178294
[x] Check up on Judi and Lilac.
[x] Check up on the sewing lander
tell them about the sewing lander and if they could come to the shop, i'm sure they will know a lot more about women's underwear than us.

>>35178294
>tfw forget to put in [ ] Other.

>>35177869
I didn't expect you guys to be there at noon, I was just hoping that from noon till midnight I'd be able to write enough to make up for all the delays and the like.

>>35178294
>[ ] Check up on Judi and Lilac.
Lilac for airships blueprints and Judi for underwear blueprints and model

>>35178294
>Check up on Takeshi and Trove.
There's always time for the good times crew!

I.. I can hardly remember who half of these people are.

>>35178416
s-seconding this

>>35178436
Judi: Knife throwing Duelist.

Lilac: Lightning Mage and Engineer.

Takeshi: The "samurai" Assassin.

Trove: The folk song Pirate.

Tarot: The summoner currently powering the ship.

Edifice: The JIF guy.

Carnegie: The old school PvP champion.

The Council: The guys arguing about taxes before you met with Grandma Spider

>>35178514
>The Council: The guys arguing about taxes before you met with Grandma Spider

Fuck forgot about those guys, we should probably tell them to not tax anyone before any businesses are making money, or they will end up destroying what little is left of the economy left, speaking of which tell them to find a fucking qualified analysis for this kind of shit, some people should have had normal jobs before the databasing.

>>35178294
>[ ] Check up on Takeshi and Trove.

>>35178361
>>35178416
>>35178510
[+1 Zeppelin Blueprint]
[+1 Underwear Sketch]

Cosgrove, if we're making hot air balloons we don't need helium. That's why they have those little furnaces. Hot air rises.

>>35178847
>Cosgrove
U wot m8?
is TinyShep, Cosgrove?

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>>35178847
The driving force for one of my favorite types of engine.

>>35178879
>is TinyShep, Cosgrove?
No.

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>>35179755
That's exactly what Cosgrove would say.

>>35179755
Is Shep Tinycosgrove?

>>35179755
So, if Tiny isn't Cosgrove, maybe Cosgrove is Tiny?

Is TinyShep writing?

>>35180228
Yes. I lost track of time due to a call.

My apologies.

>>35178294
>can't help feel awkward now that you've just grabbed your junk in front of an old lady
goddamnit, shep

>>35175263
>You begin to wonder if you could even GET helium
we can experiment with the different air and poison cloud spells. There's also electrolysis if we want to go with hydrogen balloons. Magic spider silk will prevent stuff like the Hindenburg, right?

>>35180647
>Magic spider silk will prevent stuff like the Hindenburg, right?
We don't know...maybe if someone has a fire resist type spell, we could imbue it in the silk...

>>35180731
spider silk doesn't actually burn, mind. When a web catches fire, it's the dust collected that is on fire. Fresh web is a little damp, actually. What's really happening is that spider silk has a very high heat:expansion ratio, so the web becomes so loose it collapses itself.

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TinyShepherd will surely deliver.

>>35181445
>almost 3 hours since last story post

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>>35181445
>Last update 3 hours ago
H-he likes running rite guiz?

>>35180647
Using Helium and a paint that isn't jet fuel will prevent shit like the Hindenburg.

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>>35181445
>Lilac engineerin'
>Judi modellin'

>>35181633
well I know you can get hydrogen from electrolysis. Do you know where to get helium?

>>35181671

According to wikipedia, it's harvested much in the manner that natural gas fuels are, and is also found alongside of those gaseous fuels.

>>35181671
Natural gas and alpha radiation.

>>35181736
>>35181788
Does Lilac know how to construct those kinds of pumps? Wait, where do you even find these deposits? Sonar radar?

>>35181618
well he came back so he clearly still wants to try and tell this story

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>>35181814
>Sonar radar

>>35181618
Relax. It's not like Snow or Cosgrove who abandoned there quests for like a month.
He probably has some things going on right now and from before that put the breaks on the quest for a bit.

>>35181736
Yeah the problem with that is that helium makes up the barest fraction of those deposits. Like 0.02%.

It might be more practical to consider using an ammonia envelope around hydrogen, at least all of the components can be synthesized. Then again this isn't earth, so for all we know there could be colossal reserves of helium underground just waiting to be tapped. Or maybe some fantasy equivalent that's just as light and flame retardant as helium. We'll just have to see what Shep gives us to work with.

We could just use basic hot air since spider-silk is a nonburning material.
Helium would be better as we go along but the basic results of showing what you can do with basic hot air balloons should get the ball rolling on industry to mine helium.

If ancient chinese could farm natural gas and make a vast network to distribute the gas for heat with baboo we can work together with other adventurers to make new infrastructure for the possibility of being sky captains.

>>35182041
inb4 elemental elementals.
Being able to just summon helium.

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>>35178781
You leave the audience chamber and head back through the council room where <Morning Star> white hats continue to discuss finance, completely oblivious to your walking.

“If we can't make a sales tax or a toll, what will we do to raise money?” One of the white hats asks.

“Why do we even need to raise so much money? What are the chances that ANYONE gets enough money for us to care?”

“Because if someone DOES get that much, what's stopping them from just taking over?

“Okay, fine, what is YOUR idea then!?”

“Man, let's jus' calm down now. Ain't no need fer us to to be angry.”

“I!... We need to make a decision. We tax and guarantee our territory OR we don't tax and possibly lose it. If we choose to tax, we find what to tax and don't try to go back.”

You leave before you can hear how the rest of the council responds.

Walking through the streets you decide to check up on Lilac. She would be needed to make blueprints of the air-ships.

Down some ladder and onto the main street, you reach the inn in a couple of minutes. Opening the door and heading for a certain room, you knock. Lilac answers the door.

“Oh, hey.” She says, “Something you need?”

“Yes. I need blueprints for an airship and underwear.”

“W.... What?”
“Yeah, that's right. Zeppelins. Grandma Spider said she could provide us with spider silk. Imagine! A spider silk zeppelin~!” You smile. “You know you've always wanted to make something out of spider silk. I'm not even an engineer and I wish I could work with spider silk! It's as strong as steel and weighs almost nothing!”

“It depends on the species, actually.” She informs you, “Most have tensile strength of high-grade steel, which is about half that of Kevlar, but one species actually has a web with a tensile strength ten times that of Kevlar.”

>>35182144
Your jaw drops. “That's amazing.”

“Too bad they aren't in the game.” She squints her eyes in thought. “Maybe.”

You shake your thoughts away from super-powered spider webs and back onto the important part. “So, what do you think? Zeppelin time, fun time?”

She turns around and walks into the room. “I'll get the paper.”

Walking into the room, you spot Judicature sitting on the floor next to a porcelain tea set. You hold up a hand to greet her.

The duelist replies with “Hey.”

You sit down next to her. “Want to help us with something?”

She nods her head excitedly. “Yes!”

“Good. We're trying to make a Zeppelin!”

“I... I don't think I can help, then.”

“Well, I also need someone to help me design underwear.” That probably deserves an explanation. “There is a seamstress in town that agreed to make underwear if I can teach her how to make underwear.”

“I... I guess I could do that. It doesn't seem like it'd be too hard.”

“Great! I don't know about you, but I know just about everyone's missing their underpants right about now. Especially the guardians. I don't want to imagine getting pinched down there by the plates.” You wince because you made the terrible mistake of imagining it.

She looks away from you, face turning red. “We'll... probably need someone to model for it.”

“Oh, don't worry about it.” You say, “The seamstress will be the one actually making it. We're just telling her how it's made.”

>>35182166
“Yeah, but we need to make it to know we've made it right, right?”

You shrug. “I guess.”

“She has a point.” Lilac adds, “You'll need to model for us so we know how to make proper underpants.”

“Me?” You ask.

“Yup.” Lilac says.

“Actually...” Judi begins, but she is quickly cut off by Lilac putting a hand over her mouth.

“You probably won't be interested!” Lilac continues for Judi, “Unless you really believe in this plan.”

“Of course I believe in the plan!” You respond.

“Well, for us to make something really accurate, you'd need to take off the robes.” She looks to Judi. “That makes sense, right?”

The duelist, mouth still covered, nods over and over.

Lilac removes her hand and adds, “It's science; you can't know how to design for something you don't have data on.”

“Science.” Judi agrees.

You look down to your armor and robes.“Uhhh....”

[ ] “Well, I guess that makes sense.”
[ ] “Nah, I can just draw what my underwear looks like.”
[ ] “Well, we could do that, OR we could get to the more important zeppelin first!”
[ ] Other.

>>35182183
[ ] “Well, I guess that makes sense.”

>>35182183
>[ ] “Well, I guess that makes sense.”
Best plan.

>>35182183
>[ ] “Well, I guess that makes sense.”
No shame.

>>35182183
>[ ] “Well, I guess that makes sense.”
Its only as lewd as you make it.

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>>35182183
>[ ] “Well, I guess that makes sense.”
We're getting husbando'd here people.

Though I gotta say I'm surprised it's Julie who's conning us into stripping for her.

>>35182183
>[ ] “Well, I guess that makes sense.”


Please let ladies underwear be made first.
I wanna see us in frilly panties.

>>35182183
I guess we're getting naked.
Hopefully lewdness will follow.
>[X] “Well, I guess that makes sense.”

Let's at least draw out taking off our clothes, yeah? A little tease to screw with them.

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>>35182183
>[ ] “Well, I guess that makes sense.”
Thank you for not leaving us.

>>35182183
>[x] “Well, I guess that makes sense.”

How else would you model something without a live model?

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>>35182287
Yes. I'm sorry I ever doubted TinyShep.

>>35182267
>>35182254
>>35182253
>>35182251
>>35182229
>>35182217
>>35182202
>>35182287
>>35182294
Everyone loves science.

[+1 "Science"]
[+1 Frilly underwear]
[+1 Lewd Stick Figures]
[+1 ????????????]

>>35182183
>[ ] “Well, we could do that, OR we could get to the more important zeppelin first!”
I an't gunna win, but I may as well show him I'm here.

>>35182183
>[x] “Well, I guess that makes sense.”

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>>35182385
Feels goodman.

>>35182385
>[+1 Lewd Stick Figures]
what is this i don't even

The funny thing about this is we don't have the proper hips for this unlike women so the girls are only ruining their future panties.

>>35182550
I think we're just the male model.

We should get them to model for the female versions.

Both of them, because they have different body types. Women vary more than men in that way, after all.

>3 hours of nothing then a story post followed by a (comparitivly) massive surge of replies over the span of a few short minutes
This playerbase is certainle interesting. Perhaps I'll make an effort to post more rather than simply lurking.

>>35182646
The playerbase is pretty lewd

The thing I like the best about this?
In the anime I half watched the adventurers really liked freedom. I'm pretty sure a bunch of people who like freedom will love that they're free to wear frilly panties if they want to.

>>35182646
TinyShep runs one of the best quests on here. Occasional leads with an interesting story.

>>35182253
hopefully she will repay the favour

>>35182880
>>35182705

I read the quest guys I just tend not to participate or read the player posts

Soo.... what are the chances our brother gets mad that he wasn't the one to wear the frilly panties?

>>35183237
Zilch, why would he be mad?

>>35183237
Just because his boyfriend always dresses him up like a slut doesn't mean he likes to dress up like a slut.

>>35183278
>implying he hasn't been broken and trained to like it
>implying he will not look upon us with envy or at the very least reveal a bit too much understanding of th proper mechanics of frilliness..

>>35183278
Okay but he actually does like being dressed up.
Just not dressed up in public.

>>35183278
>implying he has a boyfriend
>implying he is a faggot

I just thought of something.

Has anyone ever needed to shit?
Or take a piss?

Is that a requirement here?

>>35183363
In the LN they mention needing to piss.

More specifically, Naotsugu comments that Akatsuki probably had problems peeing when she still had a male body because she had to get used to looking at a penis. Or something like that.

>>35183457
... So, do you think she decided to experiment with her new parts before turning girl again?

>>35183363
To follow up: How's the plumbing in here?

We also have to find out whether you can get pregnant. We should experiment a little. For science!

>>35183457
They also mention shitting so yes this is a valid concern and I'm sure there are bathrooms somewhere in the tank.
In retrospect this means we have a ton of fertilizer available for bombs or some sort of fuel source.

There is however no comment on if the adventurers used to pre apocalypse. I'm fairly sure things might get fairly weird there.

>>35183487
Are you thinking what I am thinking?

Are we becoming Mario, the great plumber?

>>35183562
Wait.

What if we invent toilet paper.

Soft fluffy toilet paper made out of silk.

>>35183588
I'll support your idea only if one in every thirty rolls has bits of really sticky webbing in it.

>>35183588
We could just use a duvet or whatever that frenchy thing is called that sprays water to clean it off.
seems simpler for the casters at least but yes some sort of cheap yet soft fabric/material for TP would probably sell an amazing amount.

>>35183588
The strongest, softest toilet paper you've ever had.

Spider Silk Toilet Paper: From a spider's butt to yours.

>>35183635
No man would be safe from such evil.

>>35183649
Mage privileges. Only water mages and summoner can have bidgets.

>>35183672
Hey, if you're going to think up the adlines for it, we're going to have to do it.

>>35183649
It's called a bidet.

A duvet is a quilt.

>>35183685
Or use the holy light of cleansing fire to sear the filth from thine butthole!

>>35183873
Wouldn't be surprised if someone's tried that.

Or if Ambrosis will.

>>35183891
I am all for trying.

>>35184046
The funny thing is adventurers and their greater pain tolerance totally could manage to do that without trouble because finding TP is harder and then chug a potion.

>>35184151
You know what that means. Get the paper mill running boys.

I feel sorry for TinyFather. Now we gone on a tangent for toilet paper after one on underwear after one on steam landships. We are the PCs who can never be herded in the direction of PLOT.

>>35183562
Highly doubt there's a septic system. If anything, it's just a seat that opens up onto the ground.

>>35184306
We could either dig sewers ourselves or give the landers a job titled shit runner.

Think Bubai with its shit trucks.

Do you anons really wanna turn this into shit management quest or are you just passing the time?

>>35185014
Yes.

>>35185014
>managing shit isn't fun

Why do you think we are all on 4chan?

>>35185014
Anons like to do what ever they want.

And right now we are in the mood for inventions and shit management. Added bonus if we are throwing shit at our enemies.

>>35185099
>mfw we make shit-bolas to throw at the grinning man plague corpses we see
We can rely on the spider silk to stay strong, so we don't splatter feces all over ourselves.

ITT: literally shitposting

>>35185161
This has a lot of potential.

I am for this man.

>>35185161
What a shitty idea.

>>35185241
Hey, we've got to start somewhere.

There's also the option of flushing my idea and starting over.

>>35185161
All I can imagine is...

Crew Member: We need to think of a way to stop the Grinning Man!

Ambrosis: I've got it! We'll throw shit at him. Literal shit!

>>35185241
Easy anon, let's not let this discussion devolve to shit flinging

>>35185291
Can't really grin when you're covered in it, man.

Also, so that's Toothy's name?

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>>35185393
So tooth is an infection. But we will create a even better infection that will wipe tooth out. Shitbola.

Do we just draw magical circles and sacrifice blood and say thank you shitbola-chan?

>>35185535
I love you shitbola?

>>35185535
We summoning Nurgle?

>>35185603
I, uh, actually have some relevant images.

Too bad it's a blue board.

>>35185643
link them?

>>35185643
Are they just ebola-chan? Because she is spread by feces, but still not as cool as shitbola-chan.

>>35185686
Ebola-chan spreading ebola.

>>35185666
>666
I do not trust you
also I've already been banned once for that

>>35185686
Wait, isn't ebola-chan basically shitbola?

Fecal-oral transmission and all.

To think we started at cute frilly panties and now were praising shitbola-chan, never change guys

>>35185846
>shitbola-chan's panties
mah deek

>>35185846
That is the reason we are all on /tg/ after all.

>>35185882
it's a diaper

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>>35185924

> tfw shep takes 3 hours per post now

>>35186178
Give him a break. It is hard to add shitbola-chan into his already written story.

>>35186178
Every time I see a post in this thread, there's a little bit of hope.

And that hope is murdered when I see that it's just a single line of reply to something else.

The worst thing is that I know this reply will do the same to the other posters, too.

I'm so sorry.

>>35186219
Fuck you mate!

>>35186242
Fuck you too buddy

>>35186242
Dude, not cool. I had so much hope there.

You still here OP?

>>35186639
Yes.

I'm so sorry. For some reason I just can't think of what to write next anymore.

>>35186693
Write Yaoi smut.

>>35186693
Call it for the night then.
Come back with more planning.

>>35186693
You've been at it for eleven hours man your brain must be fried. Post what ya got and call it good

>>35186693
Shitpost with us!

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>>35186693
T-that's okay TinyShep, we love you anyways.

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>>35182385
“Well, I guess that makes sense.” You admit, “But afterwards we're working on the zeppelin plans.”

“I promise.” Lilac responds, handing a sheet of paper to Judi.

“You know,” Judicature mumbles, “You don't... have to...”

You shrug. “It's fine. Putting the economy back on track is more important than being embarrassed.”

“Exactly.” Lilac comments, “This is about something bigger than ourselves.”

You nod in agreement and remove your armor.

You are about to throw off your robes when Judi suddenly blurts out, “Actually, we're doing this backward!”

The dwarf slowly turns her head towards the duelist. “What?”

“I-I-I mean, if you think about it, we need to think of how we will put it together first. Then we'll need to cut out the cloth, and THEN we can see if it works!”

“OR you could get his measurements, I could write them down, THEN we can do all of that stuff.”

Judicature's face goes a deep red, but she does not respond.

“If you're too embarrassed to,” Lilac says, “I could take his measurements instead.” She gives a mischievous smile.

“N-n-no!” The duelist protests, “I can do it!” She pauses. “I mean... What I mean is that I COULD do it if we had measuring tape.”

The dwarf reaches into her bag and from it pulls an even bigger bag? Well, that's game logic for you. The mage tosses the bag onto the floor and says, “There should be something to measure length in there. It's the tailor starter kit.”

You raise an eyebrow at the bag and ask, “Why do you have that?”

“Because if I ever decided to change to a more useful subclass, I would be ready.” Lilac responds, “It's not like I could have planned for something like this to happen.”

You give Lilac a strange look. She's probably telling the truth, but some part of you wonders if you've just been apart of the most convoluted plan since Death Note.

>>35187226
Judicature rummages through the bag and pulls out a strip of measuring tape. She looks to you, then down to the measuring time.

“Alright,” Lilac says, “We'll need to know the length and circumference of his thighs, the length of his waist, and his crotch depth.”

“H-his what!?”

“It's the distance between his waist and his crotch. You know, to make sure he has space.” She smiles, “You can measure other things if you want to make it extra comfortable, though.”

“W-w-what!? No! I mean... not no, but...”

Lilac laughs. “I was only kidding, Judi.” She points to you, “Go ahead and measure him already. We'll be here for hours at this rate.”

You take this time to finally remove your clerical robes.

Judi looks away.

Lilac dawns a thoughtful face and writes something down her paper. You wonder what it was she wrote down.

“Umm...” Judicature says, “I'm going to measure your waist now.”

You glance over to her and see her still looking away. “You know, it'd be easier if you actually looked at what you were doing.”

The blonde gives a quick glace to the measuring tape and calls out your waist size. Lilac writes something down that seems to be more than just the measurement.

“What are you writing?” You inquire.

“Just engineering things.” Lilac replies.

“Like...?”

“You know. Lengths, shapes, that kind of thing.”

You feel the cold tape from your knee to just below your hip. Judicature calls out another measurement.

Lilac writes down some more “Engineering things.” Then she looks up to say, “And his thigh circumference?”

Judi looks away. “Uh... Can't I get something else... like knees, or we could guess, or something?”

“No.” Lilac quickly replies, “It's not the big of a deal, it's just wrapping something around his leg. That just so happens to be close to his crotch. It's not like you're touching anything.”

“I... I know.” Judi responds, “It's just...”

>>35186693
Lilac can't decide whether to look, spur Juli on, or think about finding lighter than air gasses

Juli has shut down. Ambro makes a comment about not giving a fuck.

roll for which of the male party members walks in on this.

>>35187252
“It's fine.” You say, “If you touch anything it's just an accident, right?”

The duelist does not respond. She wraps the measuring tape around your leg and brings the loop up your leg to where your thigh is thickest, which touches your dangly bits.

“Umm...” You say.

She ignores you and simply calls out the measurements before dropping the tape and walking away. “There!” She says, “All of the measurements.”

“Actually.” Lilac says, “You forgot crotch depth.”

“But... How am I supposed to measure that without... touching...” She mumbles something.

“I could just measure myself.” You say, picking up the measuring tape and measuring the distance. You put your thumb on the answer, look at it, and add an extra half inch before telling Lilac.

You put on your robes again and travel over to Lilac to get a glimpse of all the diagrams she is making.

You see four different ways that sheets of cloth can be combines into a pair of boxer shorts. However, certain images boarder the paper that you just feel a distinct need to talk about.

“Why are there stick figures of what I can only assume to be me, naked, in different positions?” You look to Lilac to see her reaction, but she continues to focus on her diagrams.

“I just need to imagine how you'd move.” She responds, “It's important to know that for the design.”

“And the fact that they all have a dick and balls?”

“I need to know how those would move too, or else they would get chafed, right?”

“And the one where I'm flying away with a helicopter dick?”

She stops drawing and looks around the page. “I... thought I erased them all.”

“There were more!?”

She looks up to you, then back to the page. “Maybe.” Then she goes back to drawing the diagrams.

You notice the newest incarnation of her diagram is filled with frills and all you can think to say is, “Frills? Really?”

“Don't like them?” She asks.

>>35187272
“That's more of my brother's thing.”

The mage does a double take. “Wait. Really?”

“You didn't hear it from me.” You respond.

She looks back to the diagram and says, “It was really supposed to be elastic bands, not frills, but... Well, if I ever need to get him a gift, I'll know what to give him.”

You turn to see Judi standing in a corner muttering something. “You okay?” You ask, heading over to her.

She nods, “Y-yeah. It's just... Umm... We'll also need a lady to model after, right?”

“Uh... Yeah.”

“So... You'll need my measurements too, right?”

“I... guess. Yeah.”

Lilac suddenly announces, “Oh, I just remembered, I need to test the tensile strength of the spider webs around town. Ambrosis, you get and write down the measurements on your won right? Right.”

Before you can even say anything, the dwarf is already out the door.

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END SESSION

>>35187272
Note to self, invent helicockter.

>>35187293
Solid Gold. All of it.

>>35187293
Worth the wait. Good Thread. Thanks for running.

>>35187293
Definitly worth the wait.

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I get the feeling that Lilac enjoys being a matchmaker more than getting involve herself.

>>35187293
Judi is adorable when she is trying to be forward.

Love you, SmallFather.

Please update faster, because I enjoy the updates too much to and 3 hours is torture.

Good to have you back, TinyShep.

>>35187293
This was great. Good to have you back Tiny.

>>35187293
Dammit Shep.
The wait was worth it. Can't be mad now.

>>35187356
I am totally Ok with that. Judi needs a little push.

>>35187293
Glad to see you again, Tiny. I really enjoy this quest, and was worried you lost interest or were kill. u da bess, bby.

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>>35187293
...This thread amused me greatly. Well done Tiny, rock on.

>>35187226
You know if lilac was taking the measurements things would be slightly more lewd.

But this is way more funny.

Hey; we're back

So, when's Ambro going to attract attention of another eldritch abomination who's going to inevitably suck dry his sanity again?