>>35148594
>Ask mom

>>35148594
seconding >>35148632

>>35148594
>Examine what was left
There are still a few mangas left behind, and the odd fig.

Why those?

Obviously the cat

>>35148632
3rded I guess.

>Inb4 this is all related to her powers

>>35148594
Check the room.
Erica said even her safe was cleaned out.
Look for evidence of the window being opened, or being forced.

Then check the trash; I don't think today is a garbage day.

>>35148594
> inspect place, try to touch stuff in case it went invisible or something, then ask mom.

Can all her junk be moved without making a lot of noise? Figurines take up a lot of space, and roomful of them is job for multiple walks/people.

>>35148725
If you look at the OP title, it's pretty clear what "Faust" refers to.
>>35148684
You know what's up, and yet you're voting to ask our mom rather than pursuing the obvious plot point?

Why for?

I tell her to wait here, before striding down the hall, walking past the living room, I notice Dad on the couch, "Hey, did Mum steal all Eri's shit?" I ask him

A shrug, as he turns the page.

I continue on, arriving at my parents' bedroom, I knock on the door. Mum answers it in her dressing gown, brushing her teeth for the night. "Yesh?" She asks around her mouth of tooth paste.

>Give Erica back her shit, that's not cool.
>Did you take Eris' stuff
>Stop bullying your children, fuck!
>Write in?

>>35148744

Eliminate the easy options.

>>35148755

>Did you take Eris' stuff

>>35148755
>>Did you take Eris' stuff

>>35148755
>>Write in?
Would you give Eri her shit back if I fucked her?

>>35148755
Write in
"Did you hear anything earlier today? It looks like someone broke in and cleaned out Erica's room."

Don't start accusing her yet.

>>35148755
>>35148804
Yeah, this does sound better.

>>35148804
This.

>>35148755
>>>Did you take Eris' stuff?
Because its gone, and if you didn't take it, we have a big problem.

Also ask/check on mike, just in case he is fapping to the miniatures or something.

>>35148804
Add in that we're going to call the police.
Force mom to either admit that she did it to avoid police intervention, or she let's us do it, and we can get a police report filed for the value of her stuff.

"Did you hear anything earlier today? It looks like someone broke in and cleaned out Erica's room." I ask, giving her the benefit of the doubt.

"Oh no, that wash mi." She says simply.

Welp.

"Mum why? That's her stuff, she loves it!" I ask, feeling my blood heat and a larger than usual frown twist onto my face.

She swills the toothpaste and spits it into a cup. "Because, she needs to get her act together. She'll never meet a nice boy with all that junk scaring them away." She pats my cheek, "Not like you, you're making me proud. My big little man."

>What will it take for you to give them back?
>She's not interested in men. Deal with it
>Maybe you have a point
>How about I call the police on you then?
>Write in

>>35148939
>>What will it take for you to give them back?
>>She's not interested in men. Deal with it

>>35148939
>Mom, taking them away won't stop her from being interested in them. She just needs to find someone who loves her in spite of - or because of - how weird she is. Like I did.

>>35148939
>How about I call the police on you then?
"Do you have any idea of the money you took from her and threw away? You're a terrible mother who won't take the effort to understand her children and that's why everything you touch goes bad."

>>35148939
"You do know that was 4 grand worth of junk you just threw out right?

>>35148966
If Dad won't tell this bitch to stop being a shit, then we should tell him that we're going to take matters into our own hands.

Guys, I think our mother might be a cunt.

>>35148939
>>What will it take for you to give them back?

>>35148939
>>Mom, taking them away won't stop her from being interested in them. She just needs to find someone who loves her in spite of - or because of - how weird she is. Like I did.

also

"You do know that was 4 grand worth of junk you just threw out right?

She is weird. Pretending not to be weird will just lead to more problems.

Maybe you should enroll her in some mandatory dance classes or something like that instead, docking her pocket money, if she does not go, so she culd meat more people.

This was bad thing to do, and did not help in any way. Besides when was the last time she brought someone home? Her room is not the problem.

>>35149012
Second

>>35148939
>>What will it take for you to give them back?

>>35148939
>>What will it take for you to give them back?
>>She's not interested in men. Deal with it

Also throw in shades of >>35148966 Chuckles. Worth noting that her improbably valuable weeaboo shit was not what was keeping dudes away from her.

>>35148987
We should bring up to Dad just how valuable the "junk" was, and throwing it out is just a waste of money that pisses people off.

>>35149012
>Meat more people
But anon, we don't want to get out little sister into cannibalism.

Do we?

>>35148939
>What will it take for you to give them back?

>>35148990
No shit, what gave you that idea?

>>35149039
Hey I am cannibal, and I am offended. You got something against cannibalism?

>>35148939
>>Write in
"Either you give her back everything you stole from her, or you give her $5000 right now, otherwise I'm calling the police because you are not a mother if you don't, you're a petty criminal."

>>35149053
Yes. You eat people.

>>35149061
I also make soap, and candles.It's good stuff. + Its legal here.

"What will it take for you to give them back then?" I ask, willing to strike up a deal.

She smiles, "Well, now that you mention it, I'd give the-" She's cut off by a happy squeal from the hall.

"Thank you Daddy!"

Mum squints and tries to push past me to get out of her room, but I stay ahead of her, passively blocking her in the hall.

Some pointed bags of figures and books lie on the bench next to my sister, as she hugs Dad from the side. In his defence, he makes an admirable attempt at continuing to read the paper, wetting his thumb and trying to flick. He absently pats Eri on the head and she takes the bags, returning to her room.

My mother stares angrily between my dad and I, before turning and stomping back to her room.

"Thanks Dad." A brief thumbs up around the side of the paper, before I turn, going to

>Bed, fuck this
>Follow Mum
>Follow Eri

>>35149114
Huh.
Dece.

>>35149114
>>Follow Mum, explain stuff.

Maybe you should enroll her in some mandatory dance classes or something like that instead, docking her pocket money, if she does not go, so she culd meat more people.

This was bad thing to do, and did not help in any way. Besides when was the last time she brought someone home? Her room is not the problem.
'n stuff

>>35149114
>>Follow Eri
Wow what a cunt (Mom of course). We ought to have a word with her bout this in the morn. For now, though let us bask in the warmth of our imouto's affection.

>>35149039
>little sister

uhhhhh

>>35149114
>bed
But not before telling mum that her daughter is a lesbian, and that her attempts to force her to "find a nice guy" are doing far more harm than good.

Well-intended, maybe, but ultimately self-defeating.

>>35149114
>>Follow Eri

>>35149148
Oh right big sister, my bad. My moon speak is a tad rusty.

>>35149148
Mums pregnant
It's a girl
It's ours

>>35149114
>Follow Mum

>>35149114
>Follow Mum
"Maybe you should take the effort to understand your kids instead of thinking you know best when you obviously don't.
"Dad at least understands that stealing from your kids isn't going to fix anything. At least I don't need to involve the police this time."

>>35149147
>imouto

still no, one of the episodes was literally called "The Onee Chan Complex King"


>>35149171
who told you my plans

>>35149159
No. This is bad argument. I seen it tried, and not work more than once.

She needs to be more suitable with her manipulations, otherwise they be resisted.

Jeesh that's talking to teenager 101.

So does Mum want us to teach Eri to like boys by fucking her or what?

>>35149114
"So your daughter is insecure because she's a lesbian, and your plan is to constantly harangue her and make her even MORE insecure for being a weeb?"

"If she weren't a trainwreck of insecurity, maybe she'd actually have a normal social life."

>>35149200
Look, if we wanna get her to dig the D, we should have Mia turn Claire into a trap and fuck her brains out. Or have her turn US into a trap.

>>35149209
Seconding this.
She needs to be slapped down before she can be rehabilitated.

>>35149200
If so, does she want to watch and supervise?

>>35149227
Yes, that worked SOOOOOOOOOOO well last time

>>35149114
>Follow Mum
We need to somehow come to an agreement on not doing something like this again

>>35149194
>telling someone to stop trying to "fix" their homosexual daughter is a bad idea
>no, just tell her to be more subtle, I'm sure that kid'll be fucking mister right in no time
I hope you never have kids, let alone a homosexual kid.

>>35149231
Except "slapping Eri down" is the exact fucking opposite of what I was saying.

>>35149274
Wut? I'm saying that mom needs to be slapped down, since your diatribe was aimed at her.
Why did you think I was talking about Eri?

I follow my mothers' footsteps back to her room, pushing the ajar door open, "So your daughter is insecure because she's a lesbian, and your plan is to constantly harangue her and make her even MORE insecure for being a weeb?"

Mum's reclined on her bed, drinking a glass of water with her nightly meds. Swallowing, she gives me a look, "She's not a lesbian Daniel, she's just confused, you know how girls at university are."

I sigh, grinding my teeth, "That's exactly what I'm talking about. If she weren't a trainwreck of insecurity, maybe she'd actually have a normal social life. Maybe have a nice happy relationship. With a girl she likes."

Mum just looks at me, before shaking her head, a no. "Good night. Daniel." She says firmly.

>What do?

>>35149305
>Rape

>>35149305
>"Whatever"
Head to bed then cuddle with Claire to sleep.

>>35149305
Go talk to Erica? She needs to figure out how to deal with this.

>>35149305
Go little spoon with Claire

>>35149305
Go talks with Erica.

>>35149305
Bed time

>>35149332
This. Let's let our sister know we're in her corner.

>>35149305
>her nightly meds
Our mother is shaping up to be one hell of a train wreck.

>>35149305
>Help Erica put her crap back.

>>35149305
seconding >>35149332

>>35149365
This

>>35149305
Go to Erica.

>>35149305
>>35149329
This.

>>35149314
I find it a tad disconcerting that this was the first vote.

>tfw bi polar mother and lesbian sister in real life

So because of chuckles weird Aussie mannerisms I'm not sure whether we are in Australia or Japan.

>>35149417
who knows? nobody knows?

>>35149428
The shadow knows.

>>35149417
Oz buddy. Anime Oz. I think.

>>35149428
>>35149417
Obviously this is the near future, where Japaustralia has come to be. Read up on your lore faggot.

>>35149450
alternate universe where the Brisbane Line strategy was actually deployed

seriously go look that up, shits hilarious

>>35149463
>the japs are coming, what do we do
>i dunno, give em the top half

>>35149491
>Give em the top half, let nature do the rest

>>35149499
Wow that actually makes it a good idea. How long till. The fires, death monsters, and rabbits kill all the invaders?

>>35149499
>Japan vs Australian Outback

>>35149525
Turns out, Pacific Rim was just Japan's response to the Brisbane Line.

The funniest part is that the japs thought there was stuff in the middle of australian, like inland cities and shit.

Instead theres fire, sand and death marsupials

I give her a disgusted look and leave, slamming the door behind me. Earning myself a modicum of satisfaction as she gives an annoyed yell after me.

I knock and enter my sister's room, she's re stacking her bookshelves, her safebox lying open on her desk. I've never actually seen what's in there, top secret lesbo information probably.

I take a few figures and start lining them on her shelves again, "Sorry about Mum." I tell her, "I want you to know, I'm on your side here."

She grunts, "I've been dealing with her passive agression for twenty years, I think I can handle my stuff going missing."

I choose not to comment on the fact that she'd be in tears not ten minutes ago. "Yeah, well now she's getting aggressive aggressive."

She yawns, cracking her back, "Yeah yeah, I can deal with that tomorrow. For now I need some sleep." She thanks me for the help, before shoving me out the door. "G'night Danny."

I roll in beside the still naked pile of girl and blankets that Claire is. I tug her arms around me gently and dozing off to sleep, because sometimes little spooning is comfy.

In the morning I explain the events of the night to Claire, and she nods, looking worriedly at the wall connecting to my sisters room.

On the way to the door, I notice mum in the kitchen, occupying herself by dedicatedly scrubbing spots off of glasses we haven't used in years.

>Say something to her
>Ignore her

>>35149547
How was swooping season this year Chuckles?

>>35149525
I saw one porn that was kinda like that. Japanese dude legit fucking alligator.
Some kinky shit be going up there.

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>>35149547
>the japs thought there was stuff in the middle of australia

>>35149569
Try and have an actual talk kith her. Avoid any touchy subjects just try and be pleasant. I learned the best way to deal with situations like this is to try to make them forget about it.

>>35149570
its not over yet, theres a big nest of the fuckers in a tree in my neighbours yard that he wont get rid of

>>35149569
>Ignore her

>>35149569
>>Start helping her scrub
>Improvise small talk.

>>35149569
>Say something to her
Morning

>>35149602
I must be the only Australian that just doesn't get swooped. Walk my dog every day disappointed that I never get challenged.

>>35149569
>I was thinking about yesterday, you might think about enrolling Eri in dance classes, or something, o she meets more people.
Also, please try to be nice to her, she is really nervous as it is, and pushing her hard is not helping her social life.

>>35149618
I've been swooped before, but never by magpies.

>>35149573
Goddamn you have no idea. You're probably happier of that way too.

And thank fuck the Brisbane Line policy never happened, think of all the innocent alligators that would have been used as comfort women.

>>35149569
Tell mom that her pushing Erica is gonna make her push back harder. If Erica is really straight and this is just a phase, she'll take care of it herself. The pressure you're putting on her isn't helping, it's doing the opposite.

>>35149602
Atleast you fucks don't got to deal with geese. That's one thing Australia is spared of.

>>35149618
I used to get swooped from one particular tree, one day one of the fuckers put a hole in my hat, so I came back with my 7600 and painted the tree with the fucker, haven't had problems with that tree since

>>35149634
thatd be hard since Aus has no alligators, just crocs.

Big, nasty crocs

>>35149634
Other way round anon, the nips would have been comfort women for the crocs

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>>35149653
That can also climb trees and walls now. as if they werent terrifying enough

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>>35149602
Try throwing uncooked rice grains around the area they've got their nest in.

>>35149653
>>35149670
>Truly, this is where Kaijus like Godzilla are born

"Morning." I say, stepping over and pouring myself and Claire some cereal.

"Mmm." She scrubs harder. "So... anything good on your shows lately?"

She gives a tiny exhale through her nose, but takes the bait. "Actually, Dong Huan just proposed to Kim Lee, but then his evil twin, Suyong bust in and shot them both up." She continues rambling about her K-dramas for a few minutes, as Claire and I sit and listen, bored out of out skulls.

>Being this tough on Erica isn't gonna work
>Well, we gotta go to school

>>35149727
>>Well, we gotta go to school

>>35149727
>Well, we gotta go to school
"Fuck we forgot to give rosa her chocolate Claire do you still have it?"

>>35149727
>>Well, we gotta go to school

>>35149727
>>Being this tough on Erica isn't gonna work
>Well, we gotta go to school

seconding >>35149749
>"Fuck we forgot to give rosa her chocolate Claire do you still have it?"

>>35149749
Dammit all totally blanked on that.

>>35149727
>>Being this tough on Erica isn't gonna work

"Like when Jang Sun tried to get Yu Park to run away with him to Paris. Pushing didn't work, but supporting her until she solved all her other issues did."

>>35149727
Seconding >>35149785

>>35149727
>>35149785

>Dong Huan just proposed to Kim Lee, but then his evil twin, Suyong bust in and shot them both up."
>Jang Sun tried to get Yu Park to run away with him to Paris.

You guys are making me want to watch bad soap operas.
Seconded.

>>35149785
How devious.

>>35149802
Korean Drama.
Not even once.

>>35149785
>>35149749
These two. Can't forget the chocolate.

"Look Mum, you being this hard on Erica isn't going to help her. Like when Jang Sun tried to get Yu Park to run away with him to Paris. Pushing didn't work, but supporting her until she solved all her other issues did." I tell her, hoping that's a real thing.

It seems it is, as she accepts the underlying fact of the statement, if not the point. "I don't know what you're talking about Daniel." She picks up the glass and starts cleaning again, "Now you two get going to school, you better be out of the house before your father."

Claire frowns and gives my hand a squeeze under the table.

Slamming the door shut behind me again, I remember the chocolate I'd stored in my bag yesterday. Shitty and off brand, but still better than hospital food.

>Skip class to give it to Rosa
>She can wait
>Split it on the way to school, Claire looks like she could use a pick me up

>>35149867
>She can wait

>>35149867
>Skip class to give it to Rosa
Have Claire call school pretending to be our mom saying we are gonna be late because of a dentist appointment, then we call pretending to be Claire's dad saying shell be late due to a family obligation.

>>35149867
Give it to Rosa after school.
Say to mom that you are gonna visit friend in hospital after school.

>>35149867
>>Skip class to give it to Rosa
>Skip class to give it to Rosa

fuck the police.. or.. well school administration authorities.

>>35149867
>Skip class to give it to Rosa
>Text Mia so she knows

>>35149867
>She can wait
We'll give it to her after school.

>>35149867
>She can wait

>>35149867
>>She can wait
We need to help tutor Claire

>>35149867
>Skip class to give it to Rosa
She needs to feel important. She's a tad jealous. Tell Claire to go on ahead.

Skip class

I shrug, oh well, she can wait for now. I gots to gets me a edjamacation.

On the way into the rebuilt school, we step around the still working construction teams. I give Claire a quick peck on the cheek before separating.

I wave at Mia before taking my seat, I even half pay attention for most of the day. At least Mia seems not pissed off any more, Claire must have explained to her.

At lunch, Claire tells me she's got to go in for her mandatory 'counselling' session with Ms Gutla, and then after school she has to have a talk with her teacher about her grades.

Mia and I both shudder at the mention of the councillors name, Mia also being acquainted with the awkward woman.
During lunch:
>Offer to go to the counselling
>Hang with Mia

After school:
>Offer to go to the teacher meeting
>Gotta give Rosa her chocolate

>>35150043
>Offer to go to the counselling

>Offer to go to the teacher meeting

Both of these sound awful.

>>35150043
>Hang with Mia
>Gotta give Rosa her chocolate

>>35150043
>Hang with Mia
>Offer to go to the teacher meeting

>>35150043
>During lunch:
>Offer to go to the counselling

>After school:
>Gotta give Rosa her chocolate
Moral support to those in need.

>>35150043
>>Hang with Mia
>After school:
>>Offer to go to the teacher meeting

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>>35150043
>Offer to go to the counselling

>Gotta give Rosa her chocolate

Tell Claire to explain that I have started tutoring her to the teachers.

Also I think we need to talk to mt again. Apologize for being a bit rash but explain that we don't want our friends to put themselves in danger.

>>35150043
>Hang with Mia

>Offer to go to the teacher meeting

>>35150043
>Hang with Mia
>Gotta give Rosa her chocolate

>>35150043
>Hang with Mia
>Give chocolate

>>35150081
This

>>35150043
>Offer to go to the counselling
>Offer to go to the teacher meeting
>Afterwards, gather both the girls and give Rosa the chocolate

I have a feeling that if we wait to give rosa the chocolate then MT is gonna say we abandoned her and make her go crazy and try to kill us. Just saying

>>35150043
>>Hang with Mia
>>Offer to go to the teacher meeting

Alright Mia and teacher win

I give Claire an apologetic grin, "Your own your own as far as Gutla goes, fucked if I'm talking to her." She gives a mock frown and flips me off, "But I can go to your teacher thing if you want."

There we go, she smiles, leaning forward and kissing my chin, earning a lazy reprimand from a passing teacher, who gives up halfway through it as Claire wanders off.

Mia starts tugging me in a different direction, away from the cafeteria. She leads me outside, past the field and bleachers, to a tight patch of trees on the edge of school bounds.

Seems to be her little hiding hole from before she met us, decent protection from sun and rain, old sketchpads and pens crammed into nooks of trees.

"This is my safe place." She tells me, "I mean... before I started hanging with you guys. I'd hang out in here most lunches, or I'd sneak into the arts room."

A bird of some sort chirps lazily overhead, squirting a blast of white goo downwards, narrowly missing my foot.

She smiles as I jump aside, "It's not perfect, but no one bugged me here or teased me, or even knew I existed." She gives a melancholic smile.

>What do?

>>35150052
And being forced to eat hospital food, because your friends decided you don't really want that chocolate after all, isn't as bad?

>>35150291
"I know you exist Mia, and it's not something I'm ever going to forget."

>>35150291
Pull her in for a hug then cuddle to Claire's thing starts

>>35150291
Pet her head or cuddle

>>35150291
seconding >>35150337

then give her a hug and see how she draws complicated things and chemical reactions, whether their results are permanent or not

but make sure we do so with small non-dangerous things

>>35150291
"That's nice"
Get some lunch

>>35150291
>>35150337
>>35150342
clearly the combination of these things is the best option.

>>35150342
>>35150388
But, we still have class to go to

>>35150427
Who gives a shit?

"I know you exist, and I'm not gonna be forgetting you any time soon. Promise." She smiles, and once more the chips in her teeth light up in the patchy sunlight of the trees.

I pull her in for a hug, giving her a light kiss on the forehead, before leaning back against a tree, easing down to a sitting position slowly.

She rotates in my grip, lying back against me. I lean my chin on her shoulder as she grabs a book, sketching away.

"Watcha drawing?" I ask, hands wrapping softly around her waist.

"I'm practising my realism." She tells me, pointing at the feminine figure on the page, "Figured I might make Danielle cuter next time. Maybe give you a pony tail and smooth creamy thighs."

>Sounds hot
>I don't think Danielle should be seen any time soon

>>35150438
Our mom. Don't mess with a illogical crazy person. You save what she did to Erica, just for not having enough "right friends"?

>>35150473
>Sounds hot

>>35150473
>I don't think Danielle should be seen any time soon
Too soon, Mia.

>>35150473
>>I don't think Danielle should be seen any time soon

>>35150485
See, not save*

>>35150473

>Sounds hot

>>35150473
>Sounds hot
Cause that's hot. And not necessarily for Erica's use anyway.

>>35150473
>I don't think Danielle should be seen any time soon
>forgetting about Erica that soon

>>35150473
"Shut up Danielle is purest waifu"

>>35150516
This

>>35150473
>Sounds hot
>>35150514

What does Erica have to do with what we do in our bedroom?

>>35150473

>Sounds hot


Can I has wings too?

>>35150473
"Sounds hot, but Danielle won't be making any appearances at home if you catch my meaning."

>>35150473
>Sounds hot
>"How about you try and make Danielle her own person?"

>>35150473
No more danielle, pls.
We broke our sister a little.
Lets break mike now.

>>35150043
Also ask her about bringing drawings that are not hers to life, and potato stamps/different art mediums.
Also Ask what kind of stuff she can draw. Machines, horses, buildings, stuff.

>>35150473
>Sounds hot

>>35150473
>>Sounds hot
>Sounds hot

"Sounds hot." I point at Danielles chest, "Make those bigger too. Those are fun to jiggle."

She snorts, and erases the chest, expanding the mounds some more. "Don't tell me how to art." She says.

"You reckon you could bring drawings that aren't yours to life?" I ask.

She shrugs, "I dunno, hadn't thought about it. Guess we could give it a try later though."

I nod, enjoying the quiet of the trees swaying in the wind. "Well what kind of stuff can you draw anyways, apart from your... creative stuff?"

She chews her pencil, "Hmmm, I had this really neat drawing of a pegasus around here somewhere. And I had this phase for a while where I really liked drawing tanks and hovercars and all this other wacky stuff, before...." She trails off, "Well when I was younger."

I go to ask her some more questions when the bell for the end of lunch rings.

>Fuck class, let's experiment
>Fuck class, let's fool around
>Head back

>>35150635
>Fuck class, let's experiment

>>35150635
>Head back

>>35150635
>>Fuck class, let's experiment

>>35150635
>Fuck class, let's experiment
CLASS IS NOT TRUE SCIENCE
LET'S SCIENCE

>>35150635
>Fuck class, let's experiment
It doesn't matter if smut quest or not, /tg/ must experiment.

>>35150635
>>Head back

>>35150635
>>Head back

>>35150635
>Head back

>>35150635
>>Fuck class, let's experiment

HOWERCARS!
Get some safety gear first tho.

>>35150635

>>35150635
>Fuck class, let's experiment

We leave through the other side of the tight wooded area, hurtling the chest high fence.

We retreat to the park Claire killed that samurai in and Mia pulls her sketchbooks out.

"So, what do you wanna try out?"

>Pegasus
>Danielle
>Hovercar
>Try making a building
>Write in?

>>35150774
>Write in
"How about a robot suit for me or something?"

>>35150774
>Danielle

>>35150774
>Potato

>>35150774
A volley ball. Then a beach. Then a bikini.

>>35150774
>>Hovercar

>>35150774
>>>Hovercar
Obiusly.

>>35150774
>An apple

>>35150774
>>Hovercar

>>35150774
>Hovercar

>>35150774
>>Danielle

>>35150774
>Hovercar

>>35150774
>Try making ice-cream
All the sweetness, none of the calories!

>>35150909
When the previous things disappeared, there wasn't void in their place, but air. So nope, eating magical shit will kill yourself.

>>35150940
Seems like a nice assassination technique.

>>35150909
Yea, food is probably bad idea.

She pulls a years old drawing from her book, pressing it out flat, it's got flowers and smiley faces drawn around it. Must be really old.

I take her hand gently, and a sleek red and black vehicle materialises on the grass next to us.

"Woah. Badass." She lets go of my hand and we both step forward.

I crack the door open and stare inside, a vast console of blinking lights is inside, 4 seats and even a minifridge.

"Hows it work?" I ask.

She shrugs, "I'unno. Just drew all the buttons for window dressing."

I pick a button at random, and the machine starts emitting a soft whir, lifting up off the grass a few feet.

>Maybe later, let's test
>Joy ride time

>>35150990
>Maybe later lets
Go to the hospital we should make it there and back before Claire's thing

>>35150990
>>Maybe later, let's test

>>35150990
>Joy ride time
TO THE HOSPITAL

>>35150990
Be extremely careful, and don't go too high/fast.

Can we even drive regular car?

Still gotta drive howercar, even it's the last ting we do. Its just that cool.

>>35151002
seconded.

>>35150990
>Maybe later, let's test

>>35150990
Test it. We should have Claire with us when we visit Rosa.

>>35150990
>>Joy ride time

We have chocolate to deliver.

>>35151047
support

>>35150990
>>35151047
seconded

>>35150990
seconding >>35151002

>>35150990
>>35151047
This

guys can we a get a boy to join our pseudo harem?

>>35151127
No, fuck off.

>>35151127
No

>>35151127
Wee need a trap that looks like loli, for Mike.

>>35151127

If anything we should recruit our brother so he has a chance of getting a girlfriend.

>>35151127
No fuck off

>>35151127
homofags please homo-go

>>35151149
>>35151152
>>35151168
ok. Sorry

>>35151127
Go to /d/

>>35151178
>>>/d/5732508 You belong here.

>>35151127
>Background character having deviant sexual preferences

Maybe in deviant character quest anon

>>35151192
>>35151181
So your all fine with regular smut and lesbian smut but god forbid a penis shows up it's the end of the world.

>>35151214
Hey! You get it!

"Hop in." I tell her, "We got some fun to have with this baby."

She slides in the far side of the car, as I take the seat. How hard could it possibly be?

I test it nervously, Ok a stop and a go pedal, one for each foot. The wheel works as I assume a car does, pushing and pulling it rotates the car, forcing the use of seatbelts.

"Heh, alright. Let's test her out." I rotate the car to about fifty degrees facing upwards and accelerate.

It slides smoothly into the sky, soft whirring only slightly increasing in volume.

I start building confidence, it doesn't stall, however that's done, as I zoom around the park.

Well, it doesn't stall, but it has a rather glaring issue. As Mia rolls her window down, laughing loud and clear for the world to hear, the car simply vanishes.

"Ooofguh."

We crash the few metres to the ground, spawling from our sitting positions to laying out in the soft grass. There's a stick that's stabbed into my eye slightly, but it's shallow and comes out clean.

Mia takes my arm and tries to kiss the wound better. This is kinda nice actually. We resummon the car, it lasted about ten minutes, so as long as we keep it low, we should be fine.

Zooming around the quiet park, no one bothers us for who knows how long, until my phone buzzes in my pocket.

'Wer r u :('

Oh shit, school ended 10 minutes ago.

>Run for school
>"Sorry, can you handle it yourself?"
>Take a hovercar

>>35151214
Sorry we're not all as gay as you anon.

>>35151214
Yes, Fuck off

>>35151233
>"Sorry on my way"
Run to school

>>35151233
>Take a hovercar

>>35151233
>>Run for school

>>35151233
>Run for school

>>35151233
>>Take a hovercar
we should be able to get there in less than 10 minutes

>>35151233
>Run for school

>>35151233
>>Run for school

>>35151233
>>Take a hovercar

>>35151233
>Take a hovercar
Everyone goes to the hospital later.

>>35151233
>Take a hovercar

>tfw you still care about pokemang quest but since chuckles only runs this when I'm free
>tfw I'm starting to like this more because it's happening more frequently
Is this what Stockholm syndrome feels like?

>>35151354
next thread o mine will be pokemang

>>35151214
I'm fine with it but this isn't the right outlet for it. Traps belong with the other fetishes

>>35151354
I know that feel friend. Pokemang is dying slowly because we've pretty much already won.

I'd love some good interlewds though

>>35151354
I could be convinced to read pokemangs. Does it have lewds?

>>35151379
yeah sorry, ive been neglecting it, ill power through to the end/ end of season? soon

>>35151354
I've enjoyed both from the beginning, so it matters little to me which one ends up being done.

>>35151233
>Take a hovercar

>>35151233
Mia can draw a teleporter sometime.

>>35151397
Indeed but not till part 10. We were waiting to see if chuckles was gonna out in any non retarded male characters before going straight out lesbian but it never happened so we built a harem and now live in a u-boat u-boat.

>>35151397
boy does it

although it is yuri, if thats not your thing

>>35151424
Just about everything but Guy on Guy is my thing.

>>35151424
Just about everything but Girl on Girl is my thing.

>>35151435
What are you gay?

>>35151435
Faggot

>>35151435
Does that take out futa aswell? And if it does, does it also take out futa x female? Or trap x female?

>>35151435
>not liking male on futa
faggot

>>35151548
>not enjoying tender and kind futa on male cuddling
Homofaggot

"Mia, quick, we need another hovercar. I'm missing Claires' meeting." She grabs the paper out and soon we're zipping low over the rooftops of buildings, staying off the streets seems like a good idea.

Soon enough, we zip over school boundaries, Mia crosses the thing out and we hit the ground running.

I arrive, out of breath at her classroom door. I take a few seconds to catch my breath as Mia straightens my clothes for me, before pushing me through the door.

Her teacher looks up at me, dudes face is all jacked up in scars, and his desk is covered in cigarette marks. "Ah, you must be-"

"Her stalwart ghoul manservant." I finish for him. He gestures to a seat, unamused.

Claires' eye look watery, as I take the seat. "As I was explaining to Claire, her placement on the team is conditional on her grades. I'm going to need her father to sign this form to acknowledge this fact."

He slides a slip of paper across the desk, pushing his glasses up his face, his eyes look between the two of us.

>What do?

>>35151567
>not basking in glory that is futa on futa
hyperhomofaggot

>>35151581
Is he expecting us to sign it if yes then forge her dad's signature if no explain that we are tutoring her.

>>35151581
Fake signature?

>>35151595
No having horscock futa on dragon

Vanilafags.

>>35151581
seconding >>35151604

if he expects her actual father to sign it, maybe say how he's nothing of a father to her and is utterly terrible

>>35151608
>not enjoying cute hand holdings no matter the gender race and species
Go back to pol you normal fags.

>>35151581
Get Dad to sign it

>>35151608
/d/ pls stay
>>35151581
Get out of the classroom, make Claire forge the sig.

>>35151581
Ask claire if she knows where her father is

>>35151639
Heh, we should ask whether her father-in-law would be fine

>>35151581
Maybe we can get Mia to make a fake dad for Claire?

>>35151581
MIA MAKES HER A FAKE DAD!
>Sure thing sir!

We'll get mia to walk her dad in here.

>>35151581
>Pretend to read the paper
>Shoot Clair an pseudo "disapproving glance"
>Sigh

"Hmm, I see. Hell sign it. I'm definitely not looking forward to that conversation though.."

We're totally forging that later.

>>35151581
Read the paper

>>35151701
Fucking this, we don't want it to be some bullshit contract by that fucking cat

>>35151581
Can we actually look at what this contract says?
>inb4 it's some sort of evil soul pact in disguise.

>>35151701
>>35151735
this this this

>>35151581
Do >>35151701

>>35151581
I vote read the paper.

>>35151701
Yea, read the paper.

>>35151581
>>35151665 THIS IS ME

READ IT FIRST

>>35151581
That doesn't seem very motivating. Isn't there any other team in the whole town?

I glance the paper over, basic outline really. Blah blah, get more than forty five percent each test for the rest of the year or get kicked off the team, blah blah repurcussions blah, sign here.

The teacher, for his part, at least looks not entirely comfortable with this, but isn't going to relent.

I give Claire a 'disappointed' look. "I understand, as her tutor, I'll make sure this is properly signed." I lie through my teeth.

His head quirks, "Tutor? What makes you so apt for the job? From what I hear, you only scrape by yourself."

"Yes.... but, she responds well to my teaching methods." His eyes narrow, "I mean, I'm good at putting it in language she understands."

"Very well. Now, both of you, I have sixty papers to mark and no overtime money for it. Out." He shoos us into the hall, and I immediately take the paper and sign it.

"K.... Miller." I mutter, handing the note back to her, "That should do it." Mia's disappeared somewhere.

She wipes the corners of her eyes, taking the paper and stowing it. "Thanks for showing up. Wait." Her eyes flash with annoyance, she gut checks me, "That's for being late asshole!"

"ow!" I gasp, falling to my knees and leaning against the wall.

She drags me up again by the collar, "Come on. I need something to make me feel better."

>What do?

Why all this paranoia? I lile the cat, whe should make a contract whit him. Magical cats don't lie, you know? He loves us and has our emotional health as his top priority.
Also, make mia, sis and claire make contracts. Nothing bad could come from this, since we won't fuck their souls.
Trust me, i'm a fellow human.

>>35151901
>"We can do whatever you like after visiting Rosa." Then bring her in for a hug "Come on Mia and I have something cool to show you."

>>35151901
GO DRIVE HOWERCARS!

What else?

>>35151907
This.
I support this human anon opinion with all of my humanity.

>>35151901
>>35151953
We let Clare Drive. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

>>35151907
EXACTLY YOU LILE JUST LIKE THE CAT YOU BASTARD.>>35151960
I'M ON TO YOU!

>>35151907
>>35151960
I also agree. Now of you excuse me I have to go claw at doors and be ambiguously evil.

>>35151953
support

>>35151901
seconding >>35151953

>>35151953
This. We've been putting rosa off for a while. I don't think she has friends. Which is wierd I guess she's at the new student part of the main character thing where she is all by herself till she makes friends.

And this is the second episode where she feels like her friends are betraying her but she learns that they do in fact care for her.

>>35151907
>>35151960
>>35151976
the cat has found how to reply to himself

>>35151907
>>35151960
>>35151976
samecat

>>35152053
>>35152025
Smelly mortals

>>35151953
I support this option

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>>35152067
Fuck pic

>>35152067
>>35152089
Well, if Matrei is like QB then even if different people are posting, they are all basically the same person.

I massage my stomach, clawing air back into my lungs, "We can do whatever you like after visiting Rosa." I wrap myself over her, half hugging her, half using her to keep myself standing, "Come on Mia and I have something cool to show you."

"Oooh, something cool huh?" She picks me up, princess carrying me. "Where's Mia then?"

Huh, where's she gone?

>Go check the arts room
>Go check her hiding spot
>Go check your class

>>35152143
>Go check her hiding spot
Or text her. She has a phone right?

>>35152143
seconding >>35152149

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>>35152089
this is totally proof. Please stop with those screencaps.

>>35152143
Go to her spot, then contract time.

>>35152143
>>Go check her hiding spot

>>35152143
>>Go check her hiding spot
Also, text her on the denwa.

>>35152143
>Go check her hiding spot
shitshitshitshit That teacher better not have been an asshole.

>>35152149
text

>>35152143
>Go check the arts room

>>35152143
Check her spot.

Also texting her...

"Let's go check out this little spot outside. Mia likes going there."

She carries me out to the trees, we peer inside, but she's not there. Hmm, weird. She sets me down to look around some more, but no signs of her.

I shrug and lead her back inside, only to find Mia coming out of the art room. "Hey guys, what's up?"

I shrug, "Forging signatures, went looking for you."

She frowns, "Did you... show Claire that spot?"

>"Yeah."
>"No?"

>>35152353
>Yeah.. I thought you were there..

>>35152372
This

>>35152353
>>Yeah.. I thought you were there..
We were looking for you.

Didn't know it was secret, sorry.

>>35152353
>>"Maybe."

>>35152353
>...yeah. Sorry. It's your spot afterall.

>>35152353
seconding >>35152404

"I mean... yeah, we thought you were there." She starts hyperventilating, clutching at her chest. "Woah, hey. Mia, I'm sorry, really, it was you spot, I shouldn't have shown her."

She clutches her chest with one hand, shrinking back against a wall and making concerted efforts to try and slow herself down.

"Mia, oh shit, I'm really sorry. I didn't even go in really, just kinda peeked in." It's not helping, she's rolling into a ball, clutching at her head. Her hands are trembling as her books hit the floor around her.

>What do?

>>35152600
Jesus Christ call 911

Just start to calmly pet her and put up the barrier. Just give her time to calm down.

>>35152600
Send Claire out of the room and hug her.

>>35152600
Jeesh she is taking this heavy.
Check to see if she ain't foaming on mouth, and is breathing. Probably call 911.(or equivalent) She might be having heart or panic attack

>>35152600
Give her a hug. Lets take her to our secret spot. Not the roof, thats for MCs. Quick, think of a secret spot for us!

>>35152600
HYPERHUGS FULL FORCE

>>35152653
Basement

>>35152600
Call 911. get to hospital, deliver chocolate.

>>35152671
Abandoned subway tunnel?

>>35152600
Hug and pet, Call Emergency number if she doesn't calm down.

>>35152671
>>35152684
This. Let's take her to our secret spot.

>>35152684
Computer lab?

>>35152710
This