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Lucifer is getting closer which we may want to be worried about. We can smell him between the worlds slowly wiggling into reality as if it were an open sore. We have not smelled any Loki like happenings since we took his eye, but it is a fair bet he is planning something dark. The angels now actively consider us a threat, and they know we hang out with Azzy who they really hate. We should hang out with her more, she is fun people. Oh! Our plant, we haven’t messed with her much lately. Now about that time travel/multiverse theory you lot have been dreaming up, it is super important you listen to this because it could decide the fate of this world. The truth is it- Oh, she looks done.

You fall back into the island like a meaty meteor, nice work there, your body broken in a staggering number of places. You strain your energy to pull yourself together and look up at the robot. His top left arm split into several different smaller arms when you got close and tore you into little chunks under a furious assault. Its mouth opens up and a laser cannon carves a trench in the island leading up to you. You sonido out of the way, but when you try to land it you just tumble head over tail in the dirt. You are sort of really tired. Now?

“Fine, play that funky music white girl.” You sigh.
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Your tails wrap around you like a cocoon as you focus on the shimmering fragment of pure [Delight] inside you. You think of ruffling Jager’s hair, punching a god until it became a bloody pulp, of the sounds of agony, and the simple joy of a nice afternoon nap. You let these things fill you, then spill out as your tails slowly twist and spin around you, then melt over your body. Gone is your simple outfit of jeans and a shirt, and in its place a dress made of some partially sheer black fabric. You wiggle your toes, and feel the razor lined tongues tear at your thighs underneath the outfit. You shiver in pleasure at the feeling, then focus on the creature in front of you.

Your go juice tanks are full up once more, and you smile gently as the robot starts to segment and become bigger.

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five

Also, questions, concerns, comments, SPXP spending, accusations, discussion of butts, etc. for the first bit as normal.

Intro stuff/links:
>pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>35134278
shake it shake it booty quake it

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>35134278
THE BEST TIME OF THE WEEK HAS FINALLY COME

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>35134278

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>35134278
>you smile gently as the robot starts to segment and become bigger.
It might be getting stronger as time passes

>>35134300
welp, off to a good start

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>35134278

>>35134300
welp

HATE ENGINE POR FAVOR

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>>35134300
'Remember the island'
Will be our war cry as we break reality and robots as an added bonus.

Is the island dead yet? I left last thread.

>>35134511

Inhabitants evacuated to mountain, island hasn't been blown up yet. I think.

http://pastebin.com/btre82j3

Put towards revelation then I vote we buy it

Did someone shout hate engine? Would you like to use it?

FB: 3
WB: 1

Hate engine?

Y/N

>>35134576
Y, because I was the one who suggested it

>>35134564
A true hero to give us a true dramatic fight

>>35134576
Yes, also revilation

>>35134576
Y not?

No point in buying anything right now imo

>>35134576
Y
The other robots were already pretty hard with hate and the ok rolls, though I guess we are off to a good start.
Maybe this won't be a doomy thread...

Just noticed that we are famous now. How many apocalyi did that take?

Hate engine used, put Revelation as bought unless there is major objection, and I have a cold beer.

Writing

>>35134698
Ha ha, 2 or 3. Don't let it get to your head!

>>35134721
So does that mean we are well known to the average human?

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>>35134701
>put Revelation as bought

>>35134745
No, not to the average human. Just the supernatural community

>Abomination Cannon: Your third form cero infused with raw angelic and old one parts. Reality weeps at your attack. Weaker than revelation, but more energy efficient.

Is this new?

>>35134841
Yes

>>35134564
Oah man
It's kinda long too

You know I haven't seen much mention of blade ceros lately.

>>35134896
Hope you like it dude. I am thinking of doing JagerxRisa next.

>>35134875
>>35134841
Yeah
>You found your mittens? You lovely kitten, then you shall have some pie: Turn Revelation energy into limb coverings. (20)
>Abomination Cannon (50)
>Masochism: Like sadism, but you like getting hurt yourself. (100)
Just look for the stuff missing the O,A,G,H descriptors

Machoism is kind of expensive guys...
As in lets not buy it expensive.

>>35134954
Still reading it, but I like it. Don't stop pls

>>35134942
we bought it awhile ago.

or if you mean in the prose, then yeah, it is underutilized imo.

sew Iron Giant's feet to the ground with it

>95 on the first rolls
>All those 80s
>We managed to get revelation
>We're famous
W-Wait, does this mean we might not lose the island after all?

>>35135250
No just wait for Loki to join in

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>>35135250
>mendels face when we mysteriously become more powerful and famous mid fight

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95 It did indeed step off

You fill your body with energy, and leap into the air with the gentle sound of fluttering wings behind you. With your power back up you find it much easier to roll around the countless number of ordinance which now fills the sky. You barely avoid one, it dramatically scratching your cheek, then shove a fatebreaker into your hate engine slot. Everything seems to get longer while staying the same size as you vibrate out of sync with the time of the real world. The high speed attacks get their speed cut in half, allowing you to dance nimbly through the field of fire like a gay German school girl through the camps. That was dark, I’m so sorry.

You land on the robot’s chest, and suddenly the robot’s “skin” tears open and begins firing wave after wave of destructive, poison filled projectiles at you. You grab the side of your slightly short dress and perform an elegant curtsy with a gentle smile on your face. The projectiles get closer, and you quickly charge your body with energy while holding the elegant pose.

You dream walk above the attack at the last second and test out your new, smut born attack. You ignore the strange adjective as crackling hissing energy seems to overwrite the energy of the very sun itself, totally bathing the world in a violet hue. You use all your modifications to the cero to make it as offensively viable as possible, then when your energy reaches its peak your slowly sweep your hands in front of you until your wrists cross, and your wings follow suit.

You shimmer, and feel something inside you crack at the massive undertaking, but a blast of light shoots from your body into the massive machine. It throws up some defenses, but the cero tears through them like tissue paper, totally dedicated to offensive ability.

Go juice: Full to Go juice: Fair
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You make note that was a hell of a lot of energy, but it seems to have done the trick. The energy, upon contact with the enemy, doesn’t explode or make some big flashy show of hurting. It simply makes a few static filled after images of the robot appear behind it, then the sound of molecular bond weakening, maximum entropy being reached, and reality stretching to compensate for the distance. His joints are filled with some barbed wire like substance which slows his retaliatory blow.

You sonido forward and deliver a strong kick to his abdominal section. Razor lined tentacles spill out the sewn shut eyes in your dress, and carve away at weakened metal with east. You pull yourself into his body and start slamming your fists over and over into his various pieces of machinery and amp clone meat. Your arm removes itself at the arm band, and lashing tentacles pull it deeper into the machine’s insides while you send out a few ceros where you can.

Your arm swings lashing tentacles, and you glance at the open wound feeling a little disarmed. The open wound on your arm spills out with tentacles of its own and you begin digging through the machine once more thinking yourself rather clever for your shapeshifting ability. A large fist slams through the wall and grabs hold of you. You get pulled out, though your arm remains inside, and you slowly are brought face to face with the robot. It opens its out to summon the large laser, but you are hearing none of it. The ribs which make up the top corsetish portion of your dress pull free and bite down on the finger holding you while laughing.
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>>35135370
>and test out your new, smut born attack

>>35134996
I just wonder where the abfic guy went. Still waiting for part two

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You chew through the finger and pull yourself free fast enough to fly out of the blast range of the laser, then you fly up to his face, after righting your outfit of course. You summon cero energy in your tentacle arm and slam it into the camera like eye in front of you making the creature stumble. Small blades shoot out of the head, but luckily you move far too fast for them to catch you.

You roll to the other side of the robot and take his other eye, but several small compartments open up holding countless machine eyes so it sort of defeats your victory

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>35135451
big bucks
no whammies

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>>35135451
Pls

>>35135449

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>35135451
Don't fail us now dice

>>35135451
DICE

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>35135451
>>35135509

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>35135451
it's dice+1d100 guys ...

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>35135582
Once more with feeling.
DIIIIIIICE

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>35135451

>>35135451
FB

Soo....fatebreaker?

Yeah...
Lets Fbreak that

Did someone shout fatebreaker at me?

Do you want to fatebreak?

FB:2
WB:1

The robot looks like your Telly after you watched that sad movie and had to punish it for making you sad.

>>35135660
Y

>>35135660
yes

>>35135660
nah, 65 won't kill us

>>35135660
Yep
No looking back, a true man goes all out!

could be worse, lets keep it

>>35135691
...sure it won't

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Looks like leaning towards Yes fatebreaking?

Time twists in a way that you can not explain, and you nearly throw up as the raw stench of bear gets ever closer. There is no hope now. You dug your grave, now lie in it. Lay in it? I think it's lie.

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five.

>>35135691
No, It probably won't but it would weaken us significantly. I think we need to keep control of the battle. Lets not forget we probably should have run away at the start rather then defend these little shits.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>35135827
this better pay off

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>35135827
I invoke the light of Lord Clinton. May his watchful gaze keep away the encroaching Doompauls as we navigate the treacherous future we chose.

>>35135859
Based Clinton.

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>35135827

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>35135827
In the name of the Norse!

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>35135827
Filler roll! Surely nothing can go wrong!

>>35135859
>>35135901
>>35135906
LUCK EXPENDED.

>>35135901
I didn't fuckup

>>35135859
Damn it...

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>>35135922
FUCK YOU, B. CLINTON MAKES HIS OWN LUCK!

Holy Shitte! Glad I was wrong

>>35135859
>>35135901
>>35135906
This makes up for last threads rolls

>>35135829
I feel it's less like we are defending them and more like we are just caught up in a battle that we don't want to lose.
We should sacrifice them all when we are done.

96, would you like to hate engine?

Y/N

>>35136052
well if you insist...

>>35136052
Im going to say N on this one. Just in case.

>>35136052
>Y

So...it's not like we'll be engaged in another life or death struggle at the shrine, right?

>You need this definitely: Get mittens upgraded to Revelation.
Is still on the future abilities section even though it shouldn't be anymore.

>>35136052
Y

>>35136082
This comment ruined my happy day

>>35136082
then we flood the thread to start a new one

>>35136102
Oh, good catch. Forgot because I changed the theme to kitten mittens. Corrected

>>35136052
Nah.

I don't think we're done fighting, unfortunately.

Always save one for a Wishbreaker, or another Fatebreaker.

>>35136120
Well....we will have Jager, Kyoko, New kid, Plantdoka and the kids there. I'm saying yes so that we can get this done quickly and get back to reinforce our friends if they need it. More likely than not it won't be necessary since Mendel seems restrained from causing collateral damage.

I hope we get to continue the adventures of Raul Sixtythreesa one day...

>>35136160
I don't know, she just called an attack on an island full of relatively innocent people. And there was that whole zombie rage mutant thing.

>>35134564
needs more Kissing

>>35136196
>Raul Sixtythreesa
Who?

>>35136216
Raaaape island.

>>35136216
On the other hand, they're totally cultists and actively aiding the ascension of an immensely hostile entity. Also, there's a huge difference between ransacking a small island village with no communication infrastructure or links to the outside world, and blowing up an entire city of people, which is realistically the only kind of caliber firepower that would put down our mates. Or are we still calling them our scrubs?

>>35136238
>he forgot THAT omake

>>35136260
But the humans there were the ones getting raped!

>>35136219
Like Risa's feet? Because Ryoko is a pet, Jager is the wife

>>35136268
Is Raul Risas husband from Soul society in-Bleach?

>>35136279
But they certainly didn't do much to lessen the rape.

>>35136302
No, it's Risa using shapeshifting to pretend to be a dude.

Rule63=Gender swap

Rule63 Risa

Now say "Raul Sistythreesa" out loud.

>>35136324
Did the girls actually know they were going to be god-raped for eternity though? I mean the whole village acted pretty strange but I think the girls being sent up didn't really know what they were in for.

>>35136294
What is Sin Fin?

>>35136377
Even if the teens didn't know everyone else certainly did. The twins knew I bet.

>>35136335
Ahhhh
Yeah I don't remember that. Risa would make a terrible man anyway.

>>35136416
Those creepy fucks.
Never should have trusted people creepy enough for us to call them creepy.

>>35136406
She is the shared mistress

>>35136438
I'm pretty sure they didn't betray us to Mendel.

It's just that they already had an assigned hiding place in case things like this happen.

Side note: I really hope the satellites are temporarily offline or something now from overuse, because that shit was ridiculous.

>>35136498
Budgeting probably imo. If she could spam orbital strikes 24/7 she would.

>>35136498
Didn't one of them try to set off the laser in our pants up close?

>>35136545
remote detonation yah dingus.

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>>35136564
I've been angry for largely nothing...

>>35136592
HQR™ everybody
Take a good look at this right here.

>>35136649
HQR
Always angry
All the time

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>96 my beer is warm

You kick off the ground and shove another fate breaker into your hate engine slot. It screams it can’t handle another one, but you make it and the dirty power likes it. You zip up and slam a foot into the robot’s head. It stumbles and you fly in a crescent shape to slam a foot into his jaw and send him stumbling back in the water.

You slam into different parts of his body, slightly crumpling his armor, then fly up and slam into another part. You do this over and over, seemingly at random, making it look like a cage or an inverted violet chrysanthemum is forming around the robot’s body. Your arm bursts out of the robot’s back and rejoins your body before you summon up all of your remaining energy. It takes a while, relatively speaking, and the robot reached up for you with sparks and destroyed pieces sputtering sparks here and there.

You swing your arms again, and violet cracks tear open your soul as you send out the second revelation.

Go juice: Fair -> Go juice: None

The shimmering, static image again forms, and after a second pause in which reality tries to figure out what to do with it, huge chunks get blown off of the machine. The beast stumbles back, and you charge in for the kill. A wave of fists gets thrown at you, but you use your raw physical agility to go around the blows. One of the fists catches your shoulder, and you go into a spin, before you deliver a perfect kick to the machine’s thinking parts.

It sputters and you smell the raw energy of self detonation taking off. Wishbreaker used. The explody parts fizzle, and you quickly rip it out with your long nailed hands. You tear the head off the machine and throw it at the large mountain in the middle of your island, where it lands perfectly enough for everyone to know that Risa was here!

You fly over to your island and pant heavily. You look up at your stats.
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Damage: Light
Go juice: Critical (Regeneration offline)
FB:0
WB:0

“Monologue.” You say looking up. “I seem to not be as damaged as I thought. And that fight was very fast.”

Well, yeah. You are designed for speed and offence, so of course your fights will be fast and hard. Honestly having those long drawn out fights were what were hurting you, but now you are more damage and killy so it happens quick. You are a blitz striker, highly specialized. “Maybe I should get more defense buffs to make it more rounded out the-“ I will light you on fire in your sleep!

GET 10 SPXP

You wait for a while, and the people come back to the village. You see the twins looking creepy, and lustful as ever. “My goddess, the festival is…” The first starts.

“Ruined! After we put in so much effort.” The second finishes.

You think quickly and grab one of them. You kiss her and start filling her with your go juice. The corrupting raw energy warps her slightly before you push her away and grab her sister to repeat the action. When both are a panting mess before you, you point at the lot of them. “Remember this, remember the day your goddess showed her ability to control, and protect you.” You say

EF generation increased! But it won’t be seen till the end of the thread.

Hm, now what should we do?

[] Go see snazzy
[] The shrine is probably under attack! Go there now!
[] Stay and mingle
[] Other, please specify
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>>35136951
>[x] Stay and mingle

We're in no condition to help or see anybody

catch a breather, do we have the shrine's number?

>>35136951
>[] The shrine is probably under attack! Go there now!

>>35136951
>The shrine is probably under attack! Go there now!
But first maybe we should make sure the robot doesnt have any bombs in it.

>>35136951
>EF generation increased
Azure always knows how to make an anon feel all tingly.

>[] Stay and mingle
Lets use the oppertunity to get more worship and respect. We can't help out the shrine as we are right now very much anyway. Maybe we can call them or something?

>>35136951
Call Mendel, "I bet you think you're so clever, having distracted me with your robots while you captured the shrine and had already kidnapped whatshisface."

>>35136951
Do we have a phone or something with which we could call the shrine?

>>35137020
My little anon can't be this paranoid. Maybe the trickster gods eye is tricking us too.
Look anon, there are no secret plans or people out to get us. There is no such thing as an intelligent time bear as well. Just pray to the Almighty One and eat your honey.

>>35136951
[] The shrine is probably under attack! Go there now!

People keep on bringing up phones but I think the one we have has a one way link up to Mendle. Even if we call someone else what's the guarantee that she wouldn't change a few words around? If we do communicate somehow it needs to be via spirit energy.

>>35137082
After our pants laser turned out to have poison bombs in it I think its safe to assume everything mendel uses has bombs in them. Especially giant robots full of explosives.

>we will never blow up all the moons
I don't have a image to convey this feeling.

>>35136951
>[] Stay and mingle
Hey, since we've got the Dragon palace whatnot, can we loot the robot?

>>35136951
Azzy... I don't think she's someone we should deal with when we're completely empty on go juice.

She's too much woman for us.

>>35137164
>implying
One down, one to go.

Last time we ran off to save Jager and our base with no energy we died...

>>35137196
I just don't see the point right now. We came all the way to the island, we shouldn't just run off at the hint of an attack. And again there isn't much we can do. We can however hope that our allies held together long enough for us to recover and return.

>>35136951
>THE SHRINE IS UNDER ATTACK! Onward! Our stuff! Mostly Jäger and Fin.

>>35137344
Well theres hinting and there is telling you that you pissed in her cornflakes and sending deathbots to kill you.

>>35137416
I don't know, I guess I'll pass on the vote.

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“The shrine is under attack” You conclude.

You sonido up, then do a few passes on the robot. You dive under the water and drag it away from your island before flying as fast as you can back to your shrine. Your face gets covered in frost at the high altitudes, but you pay it no mind certain your Jager bombs is under assault in a lewd way. Like, with Rhino beetles in her hair. Daughter of a whore, Mendle put Rhino beetles in Jager’s hair. She dies.

You land on the ground, and the shrine looks perfectly normal. Just what a Mendel would want you to think! You rush over to the main building and kick in the door. Your body glows with violet energy ready to give swift justice to any who would date cover your Jager in lewd beetles.

Jager is looking at an exercise ball while looking over a VHS that says “How to improve your figure.” You summon energy and look around angrily. Jager looks up at you and, seeing your outfit, looks thoughtful for a moment. She finishes her train of thought after a moment and nods. “You’re wearing a dress.” She concludes.

“Yes. Yes I am.” You say looking around.

“I like it. You should wear dresses more often. Leggings of some kind too, you have nice legs.” She concludes.

“Mendel isn’t attacking?” You ask.

“Mendel? No, she isn’t.” Jager explains putting the VHS away. “Why do you think she would?”

“I sort of turned her down, and told her to go fuck herself when it came to Yuuki. I assumed she was attacking this base but that doesn’t seem the case.” You explain.

“Maybe you caught her off guard. Could be she wanted to keep the peace with you, and since you said no she wasn’t ready for a full on fight.” Jager explains.
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“Does that make sense?” Some. “Well, I imagine Yuuki is captured! Curses, I sent the lad home and without any sort of protection! Likely Mendel took over his home, and now he is being experimented on! Let us make haste!” You shout.

“Yeah Yuuki would be captured. If he were at his home, that is.” Jager says looking at the large inflated ball.

You throw open the door and- Hold on, what? “Jager.” You start, narrowing your eyes as you mull the information over. “That statement implies he is not at his home. That he is, in fact, somewhere else.”

“That is what it implies, yes. Seriously Risa, if I had your legs I wouldn’t hide them so much.” Jager replies casually.

“Where might he be then?” You wonder looking down at your naked legs and bare feet.

“Well, I imagine somewhere that is cut off from reality. Someplace where a terrifying monster lives, and Mendel would think twice about entering because the monster is just so scary.” Jager says.

“A monster? I am not sure… You mean Azzy? You sent him to Azzy?” You ask.

“Yeah, I suppose I did. I thought sending him home would just leave him open to her catching him so I sent him there.” Jager explains.

“But Azzy rapes even the idea of rape!” You object.
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“I pinned a note to him that says not to violate him.” Jager says.

“I thought you hated azzy.” You say.

“I don’t like her. I think giving yourself fully to lust is just a way of escaping, and she teases me about” She looks up. “Stuff. Anyway, no matter how much I don’t like her, I hate Mendel more.”

“Seriously?” You ask.

“I get her worldview about making humanity able to survive against evil, but the ends don’t justify the means. People like her are the reason every horrible thing in human history has ever happened, and while she may claim to be doing it for the good of mankind, she is just perpetuating a cycle of self-destructive behavior which has hurt humanity more than helped it.” Jager says. “Seriously, wear more skirts. You can really pull them off.”

That- I don’t. Jager is seriously on top of things.

[] Go see Azzy, she may be accidently hurting the boy. She has a hard time with mortals
[] Talk to Jager about her plotting with Ryoko. She has seriously had your back and you feel you can say it now.
[] Other, please specify
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>>35137640
>[] Talk to Jager about her plotting with Ryoko. She has seriously had your back and you feel you can say it now.

I don't know what this means.

Also

>Other have her feel Risa's legs.

>>35137640
Allies being competent? This has to be a trap!

>>35137640
>[] Talk to Jager about her plotting with Ryoko. She has seriously had your back and you feel you can say it now.

>[] Other
Huh. Jager is bretty good. We should also ask her about how to deal with Mendel now, and if we think we should strike at her bases after tonight. I think she'll come up with a much better strategy than the solo strikes and raids Azzy and we have been going about on.

>>35137640
>[x] Talk to Jager about her plotting with Ryoko. She has seriously had your back and you feel you can say it now.

>>35137640
[] Other, please specify
Ask Jäger to help us choose some new skirts.
We need to refill the Delight tank after that fight.

>>35137640
>[] Talk to Jager about her plotting with Ryoko. She has seriously had your back and you feel you can say it now.

Told you we should have stayed.
>[] Talk to Jager about her plotting with Ryoko. She has seriously had your back and you feel you can say it now.
Well we're here now I guess.

>>35137640
"Are you absolutely sure you don't want to have a gay hollow wedding?"

>>35137640
>>35137737
seconded

>>35137737
Oah man this again

>>35137640
>gay hollow wedding
>talk about her and Ryoko conspiring about us and we're fine with it, ish.

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You sigh, total relief flooding you as your third release breaks and you are back to unreleased form. You scratch your head, and decide to broach a sensitive subject. “Hey, Jager that was pretty good looking out for me. I guess you always have my back.”

“It’s a thankless job, but someone has to do it.” Jager replies sitting on the large inflated ball.

“No they don’t. You really are my best friend, and I doubt I would be able to handle anything without you. I know I can be difficult at times.” You nod. “I even find myself difficult to deal with sometimes. Still, I want you to know I seriously appreciate it when you have my back like that. Which is why I am sort of wondering what you are plotting with Ryoko. Bloody hell, I have the two of you sneaking around like you killed someone, and then lying to me about it. I am sort of worried here mate.” You explain.

Jager narrows her gaze, then chews on her lower lip in thought. She mulls over telling you until finally nodding. “Yeah, I have spoken to her about you, but I can’t tell you why.”

“You can’t or won’t?” You ask.

“Both? Neither? I don’t think that question applies here. Look, do you trust me or not? If you do trust me, then just let it go, it may turn out to nothing. If you don’t trust me then ask me again, and I will tell you. I am sort of hoping you will just trust me here though Risa.” Jager explains. “It may be something bad, and you knowing about it may make it worse. If it is nothing you don’t need to worry about it, and if it’s something I want you to trust I will take care of it.”

Well, that certainly doesn’t seem ominous.

Trust Jager and Ryoko?
[] Yes, offer gay hollow wedding
[] Yes
[] No

>>35137955
>[] Yes, offer gay hollow wedding

Of course I'll marry the two of you

>>35137955
>[] Yes, offer gay hollow wedding
Just be careful you two.

>>35137955
>[] Yes
Indifferent on the gay ghost wedding thing.

>>35137955
>[] Yes, offer gay hollow wedding
[] Yes, offer gay hollow wedding

>>35137955
>[] Yes
I wonder if the two of them will at the last minute decide we are a tad 'too' evil for them to be on the same team with...

>>35137955
>[] Yes
The gay wedding offer sounds just like a repeat of that THE SPIRITS ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU BUWAHAHAHAHAHA thing that pissed Ryoko off. Yeah, it was funny as fuck, but was it worth it?

>>35138034
>funny as fuck
Always worth it.

>>35137955
[x] Yes
Might be plottin against Old One Risa.

>>35137955
>yes, offer gay hollow wedding

>>35137955
[] Yes, offer gay hollow wedding

>>35138034
Theres a difference.
That was stupid whereas this is just dumb.

>>35137955
>[] Yes, offer gay hollow wedding

>Revelation is a gas guzzling monster and it drains our juice tanks easily
We're home. We're finally home.

I wonder how long it will be until our juice blasting flexes the tanks enough to start enlarging the pool.

>>35138034
you really think gay hollow wedding is the straw that will break the camel's back, after all the other kinds of shit we've pulled?

we'd have to butcher innocent children in front of her to get her goat

>>35138096
A better question is when our juice blasting will create visible cuts in reality in front of our eyes.

>>35137955
"I trust you implicitly. Now, what kind of cake do you want at our wedding?"

>>35138034
How can she get mad? She won't even tell us what we're potentially taking lightly

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“Oh fine. I’ll trust you totally.” You say shrugging. “However, be warned if you and Ryoko decide to kill me I will be very, very cross. I may even not give you both Christmas gifts.” We love Christmas. “Fine, I will give you subpar Christmas gifts.” Come on, you know the season. “Okay, okay. Fine. I will give Christmas gifts to the full level I can, then shake my fist in futile anger.”

“Thanks Risa.” Jager says sighing in relief, evidently worried about how you would take it.

You look at the muscular wolf woman, admiring the way the light plays on dusky skin. Gentle dark curves creating shadows of muscle here and there across her body. “Hey, Jager. We should get married.” You say.

“Eh?” Jager says in confusion.

“Yeah, you and I getting hitched. We can have a big gay hollow wedding with, like, flower girls, and a minister.” Twelve ministers.

Jager seems to have a hard time deciding where to start in her objections, but she finally settles on “You can’t just ask if I want to get married Risa, that isn’t how it works.”

“What? Why can’t I just-“ You start. If you like it, you have to put a ring on it. “That is a fair point. The collar doesn’t work?” The collar is a sex thing, this is a love thing. “Right, of course. But I have to make it matter in a way which will stick out in her mind.” Yeah, a proposal which could shake the heavens, and a ring that would make her all swoony and girlish. “We are a girl.” You point out. True. Both of you swoon.

“Risa, what are you thinking?” Jager asks.
(1/2)

>>35138301
Clearly that she loves you Jager.

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“Nothing, you don’t need to worry about it.” The key to a good relationship is mystery after all. “So thanks for looking after Yuuki, I would have probably lost him.” You say artfully changing the subject.

“No problem, it’s almost my job at this point.” Jager says. “So I guess your party is over, do you want to do something?”

Seems Jager would be fine with hanging out

[] First you have to check on Azzy and Yuuki, make sure she didn’t break him
[] Sure, let’s go do something (What?)
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>35138346
>[] First you have to check on Azzy and Yuuki, make sure she didn’t break him

>>35138346
>[] First you have to check on Azzy and Yuuki, make sure she didn’t break him

lets see if she turned Goku into Roshi

>>35138346
>[x] Sure, let’s go do something (What?)
I'm not entirely sure, but I think we should do something.

>>35138346
>First we have to check on Azzy and Yuuki and make sure she didn't break him.
>Poor Azzy, I wonder which is stronger, the fallen angel of lust of the Desnity of Main Character-itis

>>35138346
>[] First you have to check on Azzy and Yuuki, make sure she didn’t break him
Someone really wants to tell us what happened

To wear purity from your shoulder
Hopes of happiness long earned and won
Ropes tying your to your back against a boulder
You've eater her child and your own son

Can you truly walk own the aisle?
Stand side by side in unholy stride.
In unearthly chapel built on your isle
Before father John, beaming in pride.

Sin, oh sin in awesome delight
In the eyes of your hopes and forgotten fear
Coming together in the oncoming fright
The wolf will clash, fangs against the bear

In the shadow of Eve you come to embrace
Relenting the moment for another dream
Slowly your fingers do peel free your face
Perhaps to the soothing delight of a scream

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“I would love to, but I have to make sure Yuuki didn’t get broken by Azzy.” You say.

“Ah, yeah. Probably a good idea. Maybe later.” Jager says looking over her exercise ball.

You sonido off into the city, feeling your inner glowy parts shimmer in pain at the extensive strain since you are totally drained of go juice, plus you flew to the shrine as fast as possible. You crash more or less into the ground outside of Azzy’s club, and throw the door in while gasping for breath. Inside the club the smell of raw human sex fills your nose once more, but you ignore it as you scan the room.

Your eyes water for a moment at the loud sounds of people moaning becomes nearly overwhelming, but finally you see Yuuki and he is… putting up a shelf? “Ah, do you think you could move it a bit more to the left? I don’t want it to make the wall look too condensed.” Azzy says.

“No problem!” Yuuki explains moving the shelf slightly.

“Ah, right there looks nice, don’t you think?” Azzy asks.

“Hm, maybe we could use some more lighting over here.” Yuuki says. “Make the corner really stand out and say ‘Look, this is a shelf worth noticing.’”

“Oh, I don’t want to trouble you.” Asmodeus says, her voice tainted with pure corruption.

“It’s no trouble at all! Just stay right there, I will get some tools!” He says rushing off with a piece of paper stuck to his back.

“So you didn’t violate him?” You ask walking over.

“Lust takes many forms. In his case he sees a need to feel fulfilled through helping others. The absence of a mother figure in his life means I am projected into his mind as a rather matronly sort, happy to have a young man helping her.” She explains as you sit down next to her.

“That’s lust?” You wonder.
(1/2)

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“Of a sort. What other parent do you need other than the lord almighty?” She asks.

“Your rules are silly.” You say.

“I agree.” She nods as Yuuki gets some tools to make the club look nicer. You feel a soft, warm hand fall on yours and Asmodeus smiles at you. “How have you been Risa? You look rather tired. Do you want a back rub? Are you overworked?”

“Nah, just had to deal with a Mendel robot that made me go all out. Nothing too severe.” You say.

“Ah, her.” You hear the contempt in her voice. “Well I do hope you gave her a solid thrashing for me. I would hate for her to get too full of herself.”

“You hate her.” You realize. “I thought you would find it adorable that a human would lust for so much.”

She lets out a soft humming sound as Yuuki works. “It is a complicated feeling. I do love humanity, and I find how they aspire to things angels couldn’t dream of to be completely charming I don’t like how she goes about it, or how often I find her between me and what I want. Humans are adorable so long as they don’t pose an actual threat to our position, otherwise they are just being pretentious upstarts who don’t know the depth of the darkness they dare fall into.”

Asmodeus plays with some of her piercings for a moment then sighs. “Sorry, I get a little upset when I think about it. I love humans, but I don’t very much care for them when they don’t act like it. Also my leg hurts again, Belph forgot to mention just how much it would hurt once I returned to my usual form.”

[] Ask her about Mendel, you get the feeling there is more to it that that
[] Leg massage?
[] Ask why she didn’t break Yuuki. Was it just because Jager said not to?
[] Ask why she made Yuuki perform home repair~
[] Just leave
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>35139097
>[] Leg massage?

>>35139097
>[] Ask her about Mendel, you get the feeling there is more to it that that
>[] Leg massage?

>>35139097
[] Leg massage?
[] Ask her about Mendel, you get the feeling there is more to it that that

>>35139097
>[] Ask why she made Yuuki perform home repair~
It tempts me

>>35139097
>[x] Ask her about Mendel, you get the feeling there is more to it that that
>[x] Leg massage?

We can multitask! Even without the tails. Except when monologue does the talking when Risa does things. Then multitasking becomes considerably harder.

>>35139097
>[] Leg massage?

Leg Massage

>>35139097
Ask her if she noticed anything particularly off about Yuuki?

Also apologize for having Mendel blowing up that laser we stole, because we know Azzy thought Izanami could be fun.

Risa needs more angst. We should just leave and brood about our poor allying decisions so far.

>>35139140
>>35139145
>>35139152
>>35139158
>>35139176
>>35139185
We don't have the go juice for that, did you guys forget?

>>35139214
Shut the hell up.

>>35139203
There are sure to be more ways into the Japanese underworld. Especially as things break down.

>>35139234
But.. doing it will make us happy... giving us the go juice to do it. Clearly best choice.

>>35139234
This kills us how?

>>35139260
That's not how it works?

Our Third Release is different than go juice.

>>35139097
[x] Waitaminutewaitminutewaitaminute Belphegor actually answered a question?

How long did it take?

>>35139097
Look around for the princess thing. I think she was being made into a chair, or a bodyguard, one of the two.

>>35139309
Well he did manage to get the spell for Azzys leg in the first place, but she got it injured a long long time ago. Time is probably different for him anyway.

>>35139330
Oh right her.

>>35139330
Bodyguard was our suggestion because her children are ungrateful brats who let her go out unescorted at night. She might get mugged.

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“Hey, you feeling okay?” You ask concerned for your perverted friend.

“Just my leg, don’t pay it any mind.” Asmodeus says with a smile.

“If you want I could rub it again.” You say tilting your head thinking it over. “Yeah, it should be no problem.”

“That would be lovely. You are so sweet to me Risa.” She sighs.

She lifts her leg and placed it on your shoulder so you can get at it. You manage to avoid peeking under her dress, and start the gentle massage over eternities old scar tissue. Your fingers dig into soft supple flesh, and your mind starts racing at the terrifyingly perfect smell that wafts over you. “What is with you and Mendel anyway? It sounds like it is more than that.” You choke out, barely holding your sanity together.

Asmodeus leans her head back against the back of her chair, letting the soothing sensation of your massage sweep her off her feet. Finally she cracks a tired eye open and you realize just how much pain she must be constantly in for her to be so relaxed in your grasp. “Oh, I suppose. Humans are adorable because they take a path unknown to angel, demon, or god. They have the chance to break the horrible cycle that we find ourselves in. She ignores that all, and bases all of humanity’s ability on how well they can steal from others. She should blaze her own ah!” She doesn’t finish that statement as your fingers dig into deep scar tissue. “Right there. Please, stay right there for a little while.”
(1/2)

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You oblige her and feel your grace being invaded by the twisted, evil go juice of Asmodeus. “That’s is?” You mumble out, barely able to hold on.

“Hm? Oh, I don’t like how she tries to overtake us I suppose. We angels were born first, and have our pride as older siblings. We were made phenomenally powerful, and she thinks she can just walk over to us and take over our spots. She needs to know her place.” She growls

You are somewhat intimidated by Azzy for a moment, then your fingers hit a cluster of scar tissue and she starts to wiggle under your gentle ministrations. You find delight in her attempts at getting away from the pleasing feeling while also not wanting it to stop, then feel a wave of energy against your grace.

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five

Also

[] Stop leg massage
[] Ask her about her feelings about Jager
[] Ask her why she has Yuuki doing the remodeling gig
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>35139731
>[] Ask her about her feelings about Jager

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>35139731
>[] Other, please specify
Ask her about the princess

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>35139731
[] Ask her about her feelings about Jager
[] Other, please specify: What happened to undersea dragon princess?

Lord Clinton, bless my dice that serve the purpose of lewds.

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>35139731
[] Ask her about her feelings about Jager
Because she's totally aware that she's our Wolfu right?

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>35139731
pls critfail

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>35139731
Well so much for Risa learning the peanutbutter trick.

>>35139731
Wait, but stealing other stuff is what we're all about.

Does that mean Azzy hates us?

>>35139987

I... don't think so? We're not human and we've only given things to Azzy as far as I can recall.

>>35139987
We're not anything like Mendel! Sure, we kill things and take their power for ourselves, but at least aren't a bitch about it!

>>35140049
We WERE human, once.

We technically don't have any evidence for that, but I'm pretty sure we were that beneath everything else.

>>35139731
At this rate we'll never bag the Snazzist.

>Masochism 100spxp
Hue. Hue hue hue hue hue.

We really shoulda taken it from that demon.

>>35140193
We just need to eat more demons.

Did anyone notice this yet?
>25 SPXP
>And now a leg too? I am bloody bad at this: Able to detach two parts of your body to move independently of each other.

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>89 You resist well!

Your fingers dig deeper into pure flesh, and you marvel at how impossibly smooth her body is. “Why did you leave the kid alone? Is it because Jager told you to? She is my Wolfu you know, I will fight you over her.” You say

“She is adorable, she really is. I would think she is the best humanity could be at times, and how deliciously backed up she is! Oh, the secret things she has inside her head, they are really something to die for.” Azzy explains.

“Care sharing?” You ask going higher up her thigh.

“No, those are hers, and if you want to know you must ask her yourself.” Assy explains thrusting her rather perfect chest out as you hit an area filled with scar tissue. “Ah! There, right there. That feels sublime.”

“So you really like Jager?” You ask.

“After you she is my favorite person in the whole of creation. There is so much she hasn’t shared that makes her really just so adorable. She hides it well, I won’t say she doesn’t but she is so deliciously wonderful if she didn’t hide it so much I might just like her more than you; and I like you quite a lot my sweet Risa.” Asmodeus explains.

The bloody hell does she have backed up? Anyway watching Azzy twitch and twist under you makes you sort of happy in a very strange way.

Ask something else?

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five

[] How do you feel about Sin-Fin
[] What is with Yuuki anyway?
[] Stop massage
[] Other, please specify

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>35140326
>What is with Yuuki anyway?

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>35140326
>[] How do you feel about Sin-Fin

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>35140326

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>35140326
>[] What is with Yuuki anyway?

>>35140326
[] What is with Yuuki anyway?

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>35140326
>[] What is with Yuuki anyway?

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>35140326
>[] What is with Yuuki anyway?

We are on fire tonight.

>>35140479
QUICK FAIL DICE FAIL. Dice then produce 90's to prevent any smut related actions from happening.

>>35140541
>the dice
hate Loki
have Victorian age sensibility on lewd

what else do we know about the dice?

>>35140590
They laugh at us?

>>35140590

We are their plaything?

>>35140326
Wait what he hell. Azzy one moment says she wants Risa to stay with her forever next moment. "oh by the way Jager is totes better." Thanks Azzy. Self-esteem builder right there. On top of that Jager apparently just thinks any signs of affection are just whimsy.

Risa getting all kinds of friend zoned.

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>95 You easily resist the pull of [Lust]

You lean back in your chair and pull her leg closer to your body. You carefully massage the various small kinks out of it that come from improper muscle use, while gently stroking her leg to help make her feel better. “So what is with the kid anyway?” You ask, gently tracing a finger down the back of her leg.

“I told you, the boy lusts for the simple affection of a mother. It is not so uncommon in his soooAh!” She grips the arms of her chair tightly when you reach a particularly tender spot, screaming and moaning lasciviously at the sensations.

“Ah, here is where you are pretty tender. I see, I see. Relax dear customer, I will make you feel better.” You say carefully massaging the spot she nearly cried over. “What I wonder is what exactly is he. He seems like a berserker, but at the same time seems a bit different.”

“A, ah, Risa be gentle please! It is very sensitive there. An experiment, I think. Similar to Nazi experimentation, blind and without scruples. I think he was one of countless developed by Mendel for human supremacyyyEEE!” She grabs high up on her thigh as you hit a specific spot and you see small tears forming in the corner of her eyes. “D-Don’t stop that please. It feels nice.”

You do not stop, and resist the massive wave of lewd energy against your grace. “Huh, so probably a Mendel experiment she thought would fail, then turned out well, and now she wants him back. I am thinking of going to an alpaca farm sometime to hug the baby ones who are oh so soft. Want to come?” You ask.

“They don’t like being touched. It is a tragedy, but it is just the way they are. Ah! No, that spot it, ah! Risa, please! I-I can’t hold it in!” Asmodeus moans shifting slightly in your grasp.

So Yuuki was a Mendel experiment. Interesting

Please roll 1d100, best of first five

[] Ask her about Sin-Fin
[] Ask her about something else( What?)
[] Other, please specify

>>35140756
>Risa getting all kinds of friend zoned.
Can you really do anything else with the thing that thinks sex = organ grinding?

>>35140818
>[x] Ask her about Sin-Fin

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>35140818
>Ask about the shortest of fins

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>35140818
>[] Ask her about Sin-Fin

If we ask about Sin-Fin, should we ask about the vision we saw about the Garden of Eden?

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>35140818
Ask about sin fin

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>35140818
jebus

>>35140818
>Ask about short Fin

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>35140818
>>35140983
Nice.

>>35140983
You people asked for this

>>35140983
Well there goes the neighborhood.
>>35141022
Reasonably sure that is a true statement.

>>35141039
>Hopefully we keep enough sense to get home to pounce on the wolfu.

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>>35140983
Ruhroh

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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>35140983
For fuck's sake Anon. WHO JINXED THIS SHIT? I'll sock you in the gabber harder than Southwark on a single mother!

>>35140818
Can we use Wishbreaker on Azzy to make sure we -both- lose in the best way?

>>35141071
It's like you don't want to have a snazzy time with Azzy.

>>35141087
Nope. We're all out of fatebreakers

>>35141071
That would be me with "we are on fire tonight,"

Sorry anon.

I'm so sorry.

I'll just leave this here.

http://pastebin.com/r5aybSKv

>>35141071
the more ya roll, the more chances for failure you get

>>35140983
Thank you anon. I namefag only to say thank you

Oh, you do have some miracle energy left. Would you like to use it to create a fatebreaker?

Y/N

>>35141253
N

>>35141253
I don't know, should we?

>>35141253
~?

>>35141253
N

>>35141253
N

>>35141253
N

>>35141253
Y

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>35141253
Y

No is such a bad idea. This is literally Ryouichi level bad. We're looking at losing our fragile sanity and getting put out of commission for quite a while right at the end game.

>>35141345
Because I don't really think AE would have offered it as a miracle unless it was important.

>>35141253
>>35141360

Eh, I'll throw in my vote with this.

Yes.

>>35141399
Pretty sure you missed the draw.

>>35141253
Y

Maybe we can create an item with the miracle and the fatebreaker working together?

>>35141253
Create a fatebreaker as in max pool size becomes 4 or create a fatebreaker as in we just get to use one extra one here?

>>35141253
N
save it for real emergencies

>>35141253
N

I know that last time we critfailed this it wasn't a big deal at all.

>>35141424
You do not effect max pool size

>>35141253
to make a 4th FB? yes
to use said 4th FB? no

>>35141253
N

>>35141449
That's because we used fatebreaker, I'm pretty sure.

No! this looks to be amazing

>>35141512
No, I mean that it was confirmed that even not fatebreaking would have been no big deal at all.

>>35141512
It's just fun time with Azzy. Granted not so sure how much I'll enjoy it now that she's let slip that JAger is actually the favorite and she's just biding time with Risa.

>>35141530
I know, but I don't think we were completely empty on go juice. I just feel like it might be a dangerous assumption to make.

>>35141588
Hey at no point did the Leg stuff have a ~

>>35141549
>>35140326
>There is so much she hasn’t shared that makes her really just so adorable. She hides it well, I won’t say she doesn’t but she is so deliciously wonderful if she didn’t hide it so much I might just like her more than you

"If she did hide her true self so much, I might like her better than you" = "I'm going to bide my time before dropping you like a hot potato."

Once again Jackie, stop exaggerating you fuckup and accept you might have been a key factor in the disruption of your relationship.

>>35141588
What exactly do you think is going to happen?

>>35141614
What does Jackie Chan have to do with his?

>>35141588
Why does anon mistrust Azzy so?

>>35141642
I don't think it would be her -fault- just like it's not the flame's fault that the moth is consumed by it.

>>35141614
Im glad you think those things are =

Clearly Azzy wants the Wolfu and will abuse Risa to get at her. Hell that's probably what this is... she'll bait the Wolfu here with Risa an then take her.

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“Hold on, are you saying you like Jager more than me?” You wonder.

“No no, just I like jager for different reasons is all. Plus she is unattainable. Ah? Are you jealous? That is so cute, hey, hey! Want me to spoil you a little? I will make sure you know I love you a terrible amount! Enough to kill even.” Azzy explains leaning forward

You decide not to fatebreak, god help you all, and you go into massaging Azzy’s leg. Your mind becomes confused when [Lust] Invades [Delight] But you don’t care enough to figure out just where or what everything is. The rest of the day/night maybe? Flashes before your eyes. That is a large pond, you must skinny dip in it. You crash against the rocks and that just feels great. You see a cake and- who ordered the cake? Why is this cake? You must cake.

You see a woman, long brown hair and freckles which make you think they are adorable. You say words? Words are bullshit. You ignore words. Things happen. You talk to freckles. Life happens, the whole of infinity- Have you tried this cake? Seriously, it is delicious. I like the plastic parts.
(1/2)

>>35141549
>>35141614
>>35141696
You guys are stupid, paranoid shits.

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Time passes, you wake up in your bed, groggy and your mind trying to piece together just what reality did to you. You feel a warm arm over your stomach, the scent of some sort of berry filling your nose. You glance down and see Shiba curled against you. You blink in confusion, then look down at yourself. Both of you seem to be totally naked, and Shiba is being extra clingy and, oh! You don’t like touching people this time. I know you vary wildly, but sometimes you are happy hugging and other times it feels terribly uncomfortable. This is the latter. You push Shiba off of you and look around you. The room smells weird, in a way you can’t identify, and you feel someone rolled dice off screen to give you solemn judgment.

???: 1/5

You try and push yourself up, but Shiba wraps her legs around your thigh, lets out an admittedly cute moan, and pulls herself close to you. You smell cake somewhere in this room. I could really go for some cake. Is that some cake over there?

[] Stay with shiba
[] Cake
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>35141746
>[] Stay with shiba
>[] Cake
detach arm to retrieve cake

>>35141746
>Check for the Fin
>Try to remember if you nailed it.

>>35141746
???: 1/5 - The hell does this mean?
Oh god... is it our werewolf counter? HAVE WE BEEN BITTEN?

[] Stay with shiba

>>35141746
>Stay with Shiba
>Detach arm, acquire cake

1/5... I think I know what this is.

Shiba
Jager
Ryoko
Sinfin
Azzy

>>35141746
OH GOD NOW WE HAVE DOUBLE OLD ONE CORRUPTION COUNTERS WE'RE DOOMED.

>>35141746
[] Stay with shiba

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>35141746
>>35141768

This sounds good. Also
[] Other, please specify: Give me a sit rep Monologue. Or have you been subhumed like the useless sot you are?

>>35141807
Why would we have two?

>>35141820

One is for regular old one corruption.

The second is double old one corruption!

We've been hijacked by an Old One being hijacked by a Very Old One!

>>35141746
Clearly we should tearfully ask Shiba if we're a werewolf.

>>35141807
The counter is keeping score.

1 of 5 pieces of property spent 1 on 1 with post orgy, duh.

Wait...

ITS THE FUCK QUEST STYLE COUNTER

also, SHIBA IS FRECKLY AND NOT DESCRIBED AS BEING DRAGON BOOPED

>>35141807
>http://pastebin.com/apwqFQpL
>Old One Corruption level (Of 5): 1


yer dumb or full of shit

>>35141847
Oh... so it's a Snazzy meter. We could totally be Snazzy. Azzy is ripshit. I wonder what that tree would look like...

>>35141795
>limiting ourselves to only five

>>35141878
Its a list of 1 on 1 time with those from the orgy.

>>35141878
More than five entities in existence worth of Risa.

>>35141870
No, it's a new one.

>>35141867
we could have totally snogged someone else along the way

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Maybe that lust-induced experience jogged loose in the dusty and messy attic in Risa's mind?

>>35141906
a countdown to Lewd?

>>35141746
>???
It's the counter for (Return to your roots), isn't it.

>>35141746
>???: 1/5
Is this... is this the countdown to unlocking Return to your roots?
>[] Cake

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>>35141746
Man, Ryoko and Jager are going to be pissy as fuck.

>>35141746
>[x] Stay with shiba
>[x] Cake
>[x] Other, please specify

Detach arm and attempt make it grow eyes/vocalizing organs. Try to see if we can check what's happening around the shrine while we Shiba Shiba's Shibas.

Shiba is totes harem worthy

>>35141974
Hey WE OFFERED TO MARRY THEM. HELL DO THEY THINK THAT MEANS!? I MEAN CLEARLY SHIBA AND RISA HAD CAKE. CLEARLY CAKE MEANS WEDDING

>>35142034
JAGER HAD HER CHANCE! TWICE EVEN!

>>35142034

Does this mean that Risa is going to have to take responsibility?

>>35142053

We never said we would be exclusive.

>>35142060
>unprotected tail ruffling

we'll..WE'LL TAKE RESPONSIBILITY THIS TIME !!

>>35142053
YES.. I mean.. well I she is our wolfu.. but.. If she doesn't want cake and lewd Risa.. will just have to be a werewolf.

>>35142060
Of course. She already has one daughter in another dimension to worry about. SHE WONT MAKE THAT MISTAKE TWICE!

Dear God. I leave to pick up a few things at the store and I come back to find out you anons turned Risa into a werewolf.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfso3CiHwN8

Maybe the cake is in her secret werewolf pouch?

>>35142148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE

>>35142181
I thought that was just kangaroos... Clearly we should ask Shiba to be sure.

>>35142197
we've accused her of having one in the past.

>>35142183
Good lord... Risa is english.. that means...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDpYBT0XyvA

Well... at least werewolves get cake.

>>35142226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y7M6EC28gE

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>>35142226
I am willing to say that Risa, when she was alive, was a Londoner originally.

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“Is that a lewd counter monologue?” You ask.

You wait for an answer while detaching your arm. It crawls over your room floor to find the cake hidden in the corner. Sugary sweet, and made with the purest intent the cake is slowly drawn over to you. You can smell the frosting, and desperately want a slice when a long nailed hand grabs your naked thigh. Shiba shakes her head, then pulls herself closer to you mumbling “Don’t move around so much Risa. This is as bad as you hogging the sheets.”

You do not know what that means, but you have cake now. You eat the sugary beast, and as each bite incapacitates you, you think idly this cake must have been made by Asmodeus with how bloody tasty it is, but your mind is twisted and torn beyond recognition. You focus your grace to avoid getting totally overwhelmed by Azzy’s pretty great cake, and take more bites. Part of you wants to just accept Shiba as being the new wife but- No, fuck you cunts and the horses you rode in on. Think about Jager and all she has done for us. You willing to settle for second best? No, bloody hell no. We have to step up our seduction, and if you ain’t willing I bloody well am. Jager is the end game, keep focused.

“But shiba is sort of soft, and she has freckles! Does Jager have freckles? No she does not.” You say eating more of the cake which makes your tails all a flutter.

I will fight you. Sin-Fin is best, Jager is reasonable, Ryoko is bonus edition, and Shiba is, like, the icing. I’ll fight you mate. “Try it you manifestation of my deeply disturbing psychosis!” You shout.

Shiba grumbles at your yelling and opens her eyes. She looks up at you bleary for a moment then blinks and becomes wide eyed. “Risa? But that was, wait hold on. That means- Wait, how could you! No, but that means what you said was about you and- and now.” Her face goes red and she pushes you away from her into the wall
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She runs out of the room, your blanket still around her. She rushes out into the shrine and- hold on what did we do? “It’s your job to keep track of what we do! I am just along for the ride!” You object sitting naked on your bed.

Look, I was fighting off corruption from Asmodeus okay? I was too busy to take care of your life. Clean up your own mess. “I am terribly irresponsible okay? I can’t clean up my own mess let alone take care of shiba’s issues.” You sigh.

While you sit there, brooding like a broody McBrooderton, you remember shiba naked next to you. You think back to her perfectly taken care of skin, and the freckles which dotted her face and chest. You remember her long hair and the gentle way she held you while asleep. It wasn’t bad, if you are into that sort of thing, but there was a lot of night you are missing.

Something horrible must have happened you are sure.

[] Chase after Shiba
[] Go see Azzy, she did make you that cake
[] Go see Jager, make sure she doesn’t get the wrong idea
[] Other, please specify
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>>35142505
>Chase after Shiba

>>35142505
>Chase after Shiba