Oh shit! OOOOH SHIT!It's time!archives:http://nepeta.mozai.com/stories/BooneQuest/Sorry for the..what? SIX MONTH break? Not very pro.Let's do this already.
IT BEGINSLETS DO THIS
>Boone QuestIs this real life? Or just a fantasy?
>>35094466>Is this real life? Or just a fantasy?LOST IN A WARPSTOOOOORRRMMMM~
I thought Hexer was just making a really stupid joke...
So uh this is a good quest right...right?
>>35094482No escape from insanity.
>>35094505It's the best old quest that occasionally is still around.
>>35094506>just open all eight of your eyes
>>35094505I don't even like 40K and I love this quest.
>CF and PF back within a week of each other.Truly the dead have risen.
>>35094505The /u/ is strong with this quest
>>35094549>Truly the dead have risen.On the flip side, House Harrock is gone for good, as is Three Kingdoms.
>>35094549>alwaysbetonduke.gifBut yeah, CF. Oldfag with good rep.
The stars have aligned correctly and Boonequest has begun here on terra firma... or I'm hallucinating with a head full of solvents from work at 1:27am in the morning. I'm glad the latter's not the case. Welcome back CF. Take us from the top, ey?
>>35094564Three Kingdoms deserved to die after the shit Raian pulled anyway
All we need is void quest, dead king quest, and last companion quest to come back as well, and all will be right in the world
Fuuuuuck, and I have to get my beauty sleep.
>>35094661You don't need sleep when you have Boonequest.
Customary refresher: BOONE: Boone is small and not very strong, but has decent aim with her admittedly pretty lousy weapon. She also has access to PSYCHIC POWERS. These are done by beating or matching a power's threshold with a 1d10+Willpower roll, using the Dark Heresy System, which is 5 in this case.SPECTRAL HANDS: Anything Boone can see, that she could move with her hands, she can move with her mind. Pretty basic stuff. Range is about 30 metres. May be sustained with successful PSYCHIC tests without spending another PSY POINT, unless you fail. Then the object drops (say for example you were using SPECTRAL HANDS to move a dangerous substance for more than one screen. Threshold 10.TELEPATHY: Allows you to read the surface thoughts of a character. They are generally not aware of this. Threshold 10HEAL: You close the surface wounds of a character of your choice. Heals 20% of their maximum health per casting. Less effective on the heavily mechanized Threshold 7FLASHBANG: A support skill. If Boone uses FLASHBANG during a battle then her team members get a free attack in addition to the round that just played. Theoretically, as long as Boone keeps casting FLASHBANG, opponents will never get a chance to hit back. Threshold 6Boone recovers PSY POINTS by relaxing and enjoying the good things in life. Rare, sweet, food or warming experiences. Things that remind her of her old life.********************INVENTORYBoone: beer can, slaught syringe,spook syringe, Archeotech Necklace, Condom, Dataslate, Commissar Jellfish Card, Commissar Fuklaw Card, towel, Water purifying hipflask, Compact Laspistol,
>>35094661You're beautiful enough, Anon, you can skip the sleep for once.
>>35094632Last Companion had a second chapter. Turns out it worked better as a one shot.Now, GoT quest House Karban...
Get a twitter Colossal
Lets do this.
MR.C! Good to have you back man! Boone has been through a lot, done some growing up, and it looks like our favorite powerfist with an emotionally messed up commissar attatched has done some groiwng as well.Lead on Mr. C, we're here till the end of the line.
>>35094690just an odd question. Why is Boone the one moving everyone around meta wise? Is Raege just following her around as she scurries about? Frantically trying to prevent the Boone from getting turbo murdered?
High above the surface of Trydusin V, aboard the Manus' Manus, Captain Joachim Toullemonde confirms the target lock of every particle beam his vessel can muster. By your recommendation they are all locked onto the mountain top fortress and water treatment facility. This is the last place any enemies reside, but it is also where there are the most. And most mutated.He is ready to scorch the earth.(I've actually been showing up for drawthreads lately, just not as much as I would like)
>>35094790Boon is token adorable psyker. People tend to get drawn to her.As for Raege, that's about right, except Boone's proven herself competent enough to show that she's a big girl.
>>35094819Did we have a reason not to last time? I assume that we should be good considering this is where we ended but just checking before I doom is all.
>>35094855>Boone is the adorable psyker>not Cuddlesshit taste/20
>>35094855>Boon is token adorable psyker. People tend to get drawn to her.Also a telekinetic nutcrusher.
>>35094892Granted, Cuddles is an acquired taste. Like fine wine.
At the base of the tower you stand on, Kas Grin has rigged two of its supports with krak grenades, ready to blow them on Raeges word.The idea is, if I recall, to ride the collapsing tower over the fortress wall while orbital lasers hammer the earth around you, giving you a head start on the huge amounts of enemies there.Anon, you make the best plans.(sorry for long ass intro)
>>35094552In my experience, quests tend to lean towards lesbiansm when the protag is female.Unsure why.
>>35094925'cause we both wanna be the little girl and bone the other girl
>>35094925Maybe because male protagonist can hardly become lesbian?
>>35094855True but she's dealing with competent killers, and has the base skill set for a romance drama despite all she had done to improveand is in one one with Raege as far as I am concerned, wether it has a happy ending is up to Mister Colossal Faggot
>>35094939works for me.Back to the quest, anyone remember anything in particular we ought to do before engaging with the plan? I can't remember shit about anything we might have missed.
>>35094925It's 'cause a girl is sexy, so two girls is... like... double sexy.
The COMMISSAR lowers her hand from her ear and turns to you, looking almost mischievous and confirms that both parties are standing by on her signal.Anything you wish to do?(Now is a great time to ask catch up questions)
>>35095014What were our tactics? I remember Orbital Assaults as one, another one being sneeky with plane, and one being something of a mix...
>>35095014Why does Raege not have a nose?
We know what needs to be done. Just wish everyone luck and that hugs+alcohol for all once this is over.
>>35094981Attempt and fail to confess our undying love for Raege, that way later on when it looks like we are dying we can confess to gain plot armor.
>>35095066But that's a death flag!
>>35094410Welcome back Mr Culexus.Happy to see you again.
>>35095066This goes to you>>35095014Sir
Oh this is where that commissar and psycher came from. Hu how old is this quest anyway, must be fucking ancient man.
>>35095014I say do >>35095066 after we get anything else we need to ask out of the way.
>>35095014"Everyone clear on where we are headed? Won't be much time after we leave the falling tower."[Are we trying to open the gates for the reinforcements or are we blowing the walls too?]
>>35095100April 2011CF's cultist-chan is older though
>>35094506Open all eyes.
>>35095093It's only a death flag if your'e the secondary/decoy love interest.
>>35095093Nah, this is near the finale when all the dramatic shit happens. We just have to not fuck it up and actually tell her cause that is a death flag.
>>35095014No declarations of love please. Keep that /u/ crap ou of our adventure.
>>35095135Look down to the hives and weeeeeeeeeeeeeep...
>>35095162gtfo off you heretic
>>35095014"What is the course of plan, how would you suggest we proceed?"
>>35095142...We've made sure we've set up more flags for Raege than Leo, right?No need to pine over her when we got a big job to pull.
>>35095162Something along the lienes of "This is one of scariest things I'll ever be doing. But when you're here, I'm sure I'll manage." Honest enough, not too clingy.
>>35095014who are we taking with up over the top?
>>35095209I forgot who the fuck Leo was...
>>35095218Long as we hesitate over the "your here" part I'm on board, it hints at the love leaving the confession card to be played later when we need it.
>>35095267Isn't she heterosexual?
>>35095288Yes, her and Dan had a "tumble"
>>35095272You mean>"This is one of scariest things I'll ever be doing. But mumble-mumble, I'm sure I'll manage.">"What was that middle part?">"N... nothing."
>>35095014who is this nozeless imposter!Oh god! Were trapped in Waldrips illusion or some shit and he's so unstable that he's fucking up the little details
>>35095311Wasn't that a lot of tumbles?
>>35095272>dying Boone confesses to Raege>Raege punches the villain, her minions, her fortress, and the planet into a pile of rubble.Now I know what the tau did, fuckers had it coming.
>>35095314>Psyker keeping secretsHERESY IS AFOOT
>>35095330It was a jolly good amount of tumbling.
>>35095330Yes, yes it was
>>35095014Who will be going over the top with us?Can we have the AA tank and whoever else is handy start pushing debris up to the wall to build a ramp for everyone else to follow later?
>>35095352I need this amount of tumbles quantified.
>>35095352>>35095363But it was tumbling irrelevant to our interests of long coats and big... hats
>>35095066You do, but unlock a new, dangerous meter.>>35095127"Straight to the hilltop fortress and shuttle bay. We can open the gates to the blockade there and let everyone else in. After that, we storm the water purifying center and save this whole friggin' planet." Minhelm confirms, always ready.>>35095218She looks at you and gives you the slightest of nods.>>35095220Raege, C-16, Minhelm are your team, but Nada and Cuddles are joining you for the ride and assault!
>>35095185I'm just a poor scum, I need no sympathy.
>>35095162Well DUH!This is hardly the time for that. Save it for just before we face Waldrip, or after sap dies.
>>35095389Clearly the only way to alleviate the awkwardness of what we just said is to immediately blow the tower.
>>35095389>You do, but unlock a new, dangerous meter.>tfw
>>35095389This new meter, it intrigues me.
>>35095389Let's just pray that Cuddles' secret ace in the hole's gonna save our ass, cause we let her save up on it.>>35095407Easy come, easy goLittle high, little low
>>35095389Blow up the tower now. We clearly need to distract ourselves from this and kill some heretics.
>>35095389what is the status of their AAA defences on the other side of the wall? can we see tracers or energy blasts or missile streaming into the sky?If so have any of the ragged edges paying attention to that got an estimate as to where those guns may be?
>>35095389>Nada and Cuddles are joining you for the ride and assault!This seems appropriate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhOaMIZf40U
>>35095470Do it now cause I'm pretty sure we start losing control the further the meter goes. A Boone hiding under the table from embarrassment is a Boone that is not saving this planet.
>>35095503This, let's play smart for a bit people
>>35095470>Clearly the only way to alleviate the awkwardness of what we just said is to immediately blow the tower.As funny as that sounds I's like to get some grenades or a better gun first if anybody down there has some to spare. packmule personal assistant are we after all.
>>35095389"We might not all make it out of this alive, but we know in our hearts, to our very core, we do the Emporer's work. Let us surf this tower."[Spaghetti meter is gonna wreck us when we face Waldrip, knock it off!]
>>35095542>This, let's play smart for a bit people>>35095544>As funny as that sounds I's like to get some grenades or a better gun first if anybody down there has some to spare. packmule personal assistant are we after all.>>35095503>what is the status of their AAA defences on the other side of the wall? can we see tracers or energy blasts or missile streaming into the sky?If so have any of the ragged edges paying attention to that got an estimate as to where those guns may be?
>>35095544Or at least another chargepack for the laspistol. I mean come on, the day you can't get ahold of Lasgun ammunition in the Imperium is a sad day indeed.
>>35095100the characters are older than the quest, I think.
>>35095564Hey I was just setting up the plot flag for when we are in trouble. I also fully support moving on cause turning into spaghetti is going to fuck us in all the wrong ways.
>>35095576totes guns, grenades, towels, sandwiches, tea, coffee, paperwork, and ummm whatever else a personal assistant to a badass commissar needs to carry.
>>35095470>>35095499You nod slightly to the Commissar who bellows "NOW!" into her commbead so loud that you startle a little, even though you were ready for it. A series of distinctive, resonant implosions emit from the base of the tower like the Emperors own wicked drum solo, and you begin your descent. >>35095503Limited, because you took out there gun towers ages ago (smart move), currently they still have enemy fighters in the air, but you asigned the TANK to deal with those, which is why NADA and CUDDLES are able to join you in this final assault.Very good resource management on anons part. Gotta say I was impressed.
>>35095576service with a smile.
>>35095617>Jurgen know Cain likes his tea>Jurgen knows Cain will rally a bunch of civilians to charge across the continent to get a fucking cup of tea
>>35095634WE'RE JUMPING ONTO ENEMY BASE
>>35095634this is the most gleeful we've seen Minhelm in like, ever. That inner rebellious hive urchin finally having a moment of Bering in synch with the spit polished mordian soldier?I think Raege is making some macaroni of her own.
>>35095634We face dat slide HEAD-ON!WE FROM WHERE THE MURDERERS RIDE
>>35095634I think thats the first time I've seen Minhelm smile.
>>35095634If we don't get buried under that pile of charred corpses directly behind us then we may want to take note of where it lands as possible cover if we need it
The tower slams against the fortified wall as you and your team go over the rails, ready for battle as troops below are scattered by the righteous fury from orbit.MINI GAME: I'm gonna need 3 separate anons to make an AGILITY check!That's a d100 roll,and you need to roll under BOONE's AGILITY, which is 40
>>35095634Ta voix sainte nous crie "En avant soldats!"Hold on for dear life and question our life choices up until this moment.
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>35095737BWAHAHAH
>>35095634"Toullemonde! Unleash HELL!"
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>35095737
>>35095684Is it power macaroni? Got a little punch to it? Without losing its firm round shape? I apologize if this makes the meter go up I couldn't resist.
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>35095737
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>35095737Go Boone go!
>>35095737dice+1d100Oh boy, here we go!
>>35095755you sir are a blight>>35095759you especially
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>35095762Fuck wrong field
Rolled 22, 1, 91, 51, 68, 66, 58, 96 = 453 (8d100)H
>>35095737COUNT the scattering groups of stupid heretics!
>>35095751>>35095755>>350957581 pass, 2 fouls - not good...
>>35095838I think we tripped on our spaghetti.
>>35095737where is our lovely Lancaster and notorious Nada?
>>35095838should have made that declaration of love when we could.
>>35095854probably making out off screen.
>>35095854Out of the line of fire I would imagine. I hope that was a three chances to pass kind of deal
>>35095751>>35095755>>350957591/3 successes. Well, that's still better. you got one where it counted.You land torso first on a high mounted surveillance light, you're okay, but it winds you and you see stars, you groggily slide off it.
>>35095878Nay, good anon, we fight HARDER so that we can make it! And THEN confess!>>35095899Sonuvva bitch.
>>35095911Gotta have your priorities straight
>>35095634>currently they still have enemy fighters in the air, but you asigned the TANK to deal with thoseWhere are those fighters getting their instructions from anyway?Have the tech preists made any progress on decoding their vox codes by examining the fighter we stole earlier?the sooner we can listen in, or give them fake orders to attack things for is the better.
>>35095899It's the little bags under the eyes that sell the expression.
>>35095899On the upside that means squishy Boone won't be first into the meatgrinder that lies below but we can still claim that we were first over the wall. Let the tankier folks go first.
>>35095899like a cat, look around and get our bearings? Unless you are about to continue in which case ignore
>>35095899Oh my god she even makes painful injuries adorable. How does she do it.
Almost feeling guided by an unseen wind you slide down a long, dark inlet tube.
>>35095960The chocolate gives her all the right curves, Raege knows what she is doing.
>>35095977"Worst day in a long time"
>>35095977Praise the Emperor!
>>35095926>Have the tech preists made any progress on decoding their vox codes by examining the fighter we stole earlier?this.
>>35096016Sounds more like heresy to me.
>>35095977.....I feel uncomfortable about this. It feels like we're gonna be sliding ass-first into a fight we're unprepared for.>CALCULATE possibilities of escape. If there's a way out, we might need it.
>>35095977Fuck fuck fuck, try to cancel out other psykers in the area. Or at least scream so Raege knows where we are.
>>35095977this reminds me of the style egophilliac
>>35096036I didn't consider that.>>35096040Seconding letting Raege know where we've ended up.
>>35095977Let it break upon you like a wave upon the saaaaaaaaand!
But you stick the landing!What is this place?There are paths to the left and right.
>>35096124>>35096132Left is always right, seconded.
>>35096124Radio our what happened to our allies then go left.
>>35096124>AW FUCK YOU GERMANY!I agree with anon. Using DD logic, all the hot shit tends to be to the right.
>>35096124What can we see down each path?
>>35096124Left, by the Emperors will
>>35096124inventory screen check pls
>>35096124I wonder if Nada has any penpalls or people she communicates with though text messages.
>>35096247It fucking says inventory at the bottom of the post you halfwit
>>35096207i wanted to see our remaining psy points
>>35096247..read the lowest line.
>>35096226We've codec'd Nada before. Briefly, but still.>>35096247Check the bottom of the post, genius
>>35096281>We've codec'd Nada before. Briefly, but still.when did THAT happen?
>>35095926>Have the tech preists made any progress on decoding their vox codes by examining the fighter we stole earlier?Can we do that?
>>35096177>>35096170>>35096162>>35096158>>35096132Attempting to COMM-BEAD your allies, you currently get no response. Likely as not, they have there hands full. Even from here, you can still hear sounds of combat.Heading to the left you see a massive device of some sort. Looks like it's part of a two stage mechanism. It is unplugged. There is additional path to the left.
>>35096167>What can we see down each path?this.
>>35096381Plug it in
>>35096381Either try to reach to plug it or use Spectral Hands.
>>35096381If it's unplugged that means there should be a plug nearby. Plug that bastard in.
>>35096381Keep heading left.
>>35096381call up that grumbly guy back at the Adep_Mech temple and describe this machine to him. maybe he can tell us what it is. Hes the one who sent us in here after all. ALSOLOOK OUT FOR THOSE PSYKER ZAPPERS (the red things up above that zap us if we use powers in their presence. they had them in the mineshaft)
>>35096381It's PSYKER TIME!Spectral Hands to plug the machine in.
>>35096420This. I feel suspicious that this might be the part of some heretek scheme. One that preys upon our childlike curiosity...
>>35096381Don't think we can reach it.SPECTRAL HANDS
>>35096381Make sure it's an Imperium device by checking for excess skulls and aquilas, then plug it in.
>>35096381call up the fix-em-up man who gave us the antidote.
>>35096381Plug is in the upper part of the screen. Might be able to reach without spectral hands.
>>35096440Oops, belay >>35096447, forgot about this.
>>35096447no.those glowing red things will zap us if we do.We need to climb our pudgy ass up their and do it.
>>35096468This, those red things could be psyker sappers, let's avoid using psyker skills for now
>>35096417>>35096410>>35096447>>35096454What? No. NO. DO NOT TURN THE MYSTERIOUS MACHINE IN THE HERESY BUILDING ON.
>>35096381codec the mechanicus temple guys
Yes! At work but I actually made it! Only on a 15 minute break but I finally fucking made it!
>>35096521CF's already said that the comlink has no range down here.
>>35096525Welcome aboard bro.
>>35096540he said they likely have their hands full with the battle so they are not answering. He didn't say that we have no signal.
>>35096410>>35096418You can't seem to reach the plug, and the machine is too slick to climb.>>35096440You put through a COMM_BEAD to LOCKE, who though staticy and faint is able to explain thise engine to you, as it is his specialty. He explains that it sounds like part two of a KPF9001 WATER PUMP, this being the second stage, it is merely the part where the water is finally moved throughout the planet, the filtration system must be elsewhere, he reasons.
Let's keep going left. Fully explore the environment before we start poking things.
>>35096567Ask him if we mix the cure in here, will it be circulated to the entire place or do we need to mix it in somewhere else?
>>35096567Ignore it. It might flood out the others, at best it'll be giving supplies to the enemy. And that's heresy.
>>35096567PSYCHIC POWERS TO PLUG IT IN
>>35096567Let's keep exploring before we start mussing about with things here. Maybe we can turn off those zappers or something.
>>35096579>>35096495>>35096420>>35096452You prize open the next door to the left and find that the room is quite dark, you can see what seems to be some sort of FILTER PLUG on the floor.
>>35096633TRAP.Pick up the plug anyways
>>35096633What's that rhombus on the far left just at the edge of the light?
>>35096633Bracing for impact, grab filter.
>>35096633Wait up. Try to get some light going on in this room.
>>35096567Go left!Do we hear beeping or the sounds of machinery running? there may be other pumps on this floor that are actually running.
>>35096633Obtain filter, run like scared little baby to the right of the initial hall.
>>35096633You know what.FLASHBANG
>>35096647>TRAP.Maybe a flashbang is in order? Stun enemies, get a glimpse, and so on? Then again, how are we on PSY Points?
>>35096685No wait! There might be zappers we can't see!Use our trusty FLASHLIGHT instead.
>>35096633put an ear to the floor or wall and see if we can hear or feel the rumble of pumps or heavy machinery running.If this whole place is shut down, or partially running, that may be important.
>>35096685>>35096689MIGHT MAKES LIGHTAND I FEEL MIGHTYThough I feel like we should find a flashlight soon. Don't think we have many flashies.
>>35096710>No wait! There might be zappers we can't see!they glow red. wouldn't they stand out like a candle in all this darkness?
>>35096710>Use our trusty FLASHLIGHT instead.I don't recall having a Lasgun.
>>35096722keep the flash on standby but don't trip it yet.good idea
>>35096751we do have a laspistol
>>35096751Well, our laspistol's got like 6 shots left and unless we find an open fire or outlet to shove it in, we keep it for shooting.
>>35096751compact laspistol with hotshot enhancementunfortunately we've only got a few shots left.
>>35096633listen for breathing or echoing footstep that are not our own.
>>35096644>>35096647>>35096662>>35096684You puck up the filter, apparently without consequence, as you turn to leave, though it is wrested from your hands by an unseen force, as you turn around angrily grabbing for it, the lights in the room come on.
>>35096830FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOhhhhhh fuckfuckfuckHow many PsyPoints we got? It's gonna be time to throw them at him.
>>35096830Flashbang and flee, unless we think we can take him. We'd arguably be safe in the area with the psy-zappers.
>>35096830SURPRISE NUT SLIDEKICK
>>35096830OH SHIT FUCK NO, LASPISTOL NOW
>>35096830where did all the fucked up shit on the side of his face go?did he have plastic surgery in an attempt to get Sap to notice him in the FEW HOURS since we saw him last?
>>35096830shoot one of the pipes in the falls to flood the room with steam or water to cover our escape.
>>35096830Let's not attack so quickly. He was unhappy earlier, maybe we can talk to him. It was out fault our friend lost her arm, we goaded him. Don't push him.
>>35096830LURE THIS MOTHERFUCKER INTO THE ZAPPERS!
>>35096860We can't take him, dear god Boone struggles to mend papercuts. Waldrip can scythe through minds like blades of grass. You're right its best to get to an area with psyker-zappers.
>>35096901Actually yes, talk to him! Don't be mean, or patronising; try to be open and understanding and show him some recognition he's clearly not getting from anywhere else.
>>35096913Agreed, run back to the water filter and hope the psy zappers will affect him and not just us.
>>35096943so long as we don't use our powers around them they should leave us alone.
>>35096830"Hello. Sorry about earlier. How are things going?"
>>35096871>>35096894You reach for your laspistol, but he seems to have be holding the clasp on your holster shut.He seems to not be in a hurry to attack.He is breathing quite heavily. He seems to be struggling a little.
Run to the psyker-zapper room, go on overwatch with Las-pistol
>>35097033Mind against Mind.Welp, we're boned.
>>35097033.........Damn you CF. These dubs have sealed our doom unless Cuddles or Nada come to save our ass.How likely is that, mathhammer anons?
>>35097033Flashbang and FLEEEEE.
>>35097033"Look, I've got some creams in my toiletries bag back on the ship it'll clear those boils right up"
>>35097033"Always envisioned it?"Think back to our psyker orientation and training. Do these sound like the words of a psyker who is cursed to know when and how they will eventually die?
>>35097033his armor is still fucked up.Didn't that assassin tell us that his armor was the only think keeping his mutations form spiraling out of control and consuming him?
>>35097033Is it possible to overcharge him with warp energy? Drawing a daemon to eat him as he shines like a beacon in the warp? Perhaps using mend wounds?
>>35097139Pretty much yeah, he is a mutated bag of flesh without it.
>>35097063>>35097049>>35096943>>35096913>>35096910You make haste from the room back to the WATER PUMP. WALDRIPS voice follows you.
>>35097033>>35096830Where is Nada when you need her.This is her job.
I have no picture in my files that show how happy I was when I came home after work to find Boone Quest was on.This is SPAGHETTI.
>>35097174Keep going right. Lets see whats on the right.
>>35097174>Keep going right
>>35097174What did taking the Spook do for us again, and the Slaught? If there's something we need them for, it's Waldrip.
>>35097174To the right to the right.
>>35097178We know that feel bro.
>>35097174Take a peek to the right, see if we can free the las pistol from the holster for all the good it will do us.
>>35097188Khorne calls us to the right. WE FOLLOW
>>35097204>What did taking the Spook do for us again, and the Slaught? If there's something we need them for, it's Waldrip.YES! THIS!WE NEED TO KNOW THIS!
Sorry CF, It's 4am and I've got to get sleep. I'll try and catch this in a few hours if you're still online.
>>35097228"Sacred Libation And Ungent which Gives Heart to the Terrified"Boone is a bloodthirsty berserker rage would be something to see.
>>35097244I have to second this unfortunately. Will check out this thread as soon as I wake up in a few hours. Laters.
>>35097204>What did taking the Spook do for us againI think I gives psykers brain damadge.we should feed it to waldrip somehow.
>>35097188>>35097194>>35097209>>35097219You maintain a brisk pace to the right where you find another large machine. There is one more room to the right.>>35097204SPOOK will generate one random psychic power, based on a dice roll.SLAUGHT recovers one teammate with health 0, it's basically how to avoid any deaths you dont want.>>35097120Honestly? A little bit, yeah.
>>35097323Spook can cause brain damage but it can also activate latent psyker powers.
>>35097331First deface poster. Second, check machine. Third, check right.
>>35097331Check behind the poster
>>35097331Contact Locke about this new device.
>>35097331Carefully extract poster. I have a feeling...Maybe we can psych out Waldrip with it somehow.
>>35097360DONT DEFACE IT!Take it instead, I think we can use this against waldrip somehow.Think about it, what if we can deface it in front of him, we might be able to goad him into attacking, or if we can trick him into looking through our eyes, then see it and shoot it?Either way, I think that poster should go in our inventory.
>>35097360But how?! Dickhorn? Mustache? Horribly drawn smiley face?
>>35097331Also saying not to deface the poster. Loot it instead.
>>35097397Sneaky, I like it.
>>35097399>>35097386>>35097360Silence! Your petty schoolyard tactics will interfere with PLANS.
>>35097397>>35097416You guys are no fun. But it sounds smart....
>>35097438We can always deface it later.With Waldrip's blood.
>>35097453......Go home Khorne.
>>35097331Try getting another member of the assault party on codec.I think we are going to want to get Nada in here if possible.
>>35097370>Contact Locke about this new device.yes do this>>35097397>DONT DEFACE IT!Take it instead, I think we can use this against waldrip somehow.Think about it, what if we can deface it in front of him, we might be able to goad him into attacking, or if we can trick him into looking through our eyes, then see it and shoot it?Either way, I think that poster should go in our inventory.Also Yes
I think Boone will have to fight Waldrip by herself.
>>35094690>Archaeotech NecklaceREMIND ME OF THIS DEVICE
>>35097370LOCKE confirms that this is the FIRST STAGE of the planet's WATER SYSTEM. This would be wear you added the contents of your WORLD SAVING HIPFLASK if you had the FILTER and if the machine was plugged in.>>35097362Nothing there.
>>35097453Sounds like something a cultist would do, Are you a cultist anon? Are you condoning Heresy?
>>35097542Well, I guess we could always just piss him off with the poster now...Still take the damn thing. We can wave it around like a flag at a bull later to distract him.
>>35097549I think he is man. Go Purge that harrytick.>>35097542>Go right
>>35097542To the right once more.
>>35097542Take the poster, then go right
>>35097542NEXT ROOM RIGHT
>>35097542>>35097569>>35097574>>35097590>>35097601Aye, continue ta advance to starboard
Did...did you just find the big bad guy and turn around and walk away?Goddamn my sides are fucking gone
>>35097601>>35097590>>35097574You wipe the laminated poster clean with your gloved hand and add it to your inventory.You walk to the last room on the right. There is a VOX BOOTH, a ladder with a sealed hatch and a STAGE 2 MUTANT TECHPRIEST, who apparently hasn't noticed you.
So... Thoughts?>take spook and see what kind of hopefully useful thing we manifest>re-confront Waldrip>flashbang Waldrip>shoot a clasp, buckle, or other mechanism on his armor to try and weaken it further>taunt him with the defaced poster of his waifu and hopefully trigger a massive cascade of emotion and mutation>flee/panic as necessary
>>35097708Deal with him sooner as opposed to later. Flashlight right to the back of the head.
>>35097708LAS PISTOL IT IN THE EYEIN THE AIIIIIIIIIIIE
>>35097708Shoot the fucker in the head.
>>35097708Eyeballs are about as delicate as testes and I'm not so sure he has the latter anymore.Pop his eyeball with SPECTRAL HANDS
>>35097743Poke it with spectral hands! Nyuk this ya heretic!
>>35097708>KICK HIM IN THE BALLBEARINGS!
>>35097779He's a Techpriest, he might be immune due to groinal plating or replacement.
>>35097725>>35097733>>35097740You take advantage of his lack of awareness and fire two shots smartly into his eye socket making him pop doom-style.You check the side of your LAS PISTOL. 4 shots left, and you;ve already done the fire trick. You bite your lip.
>>35097938Search the corpse, then check the vox console.
>>35097938Loot his gubbins, if they aren't full of GIBS and CHAOSInspect vox box.Glance up latter.Peer to thr right.
>>35097938Check body for swag. Clamber on up to have a looksie, we know the VOX is just there for Voxman. Also check right if there's any further to go.
>>35097938Take that fuckers power ax!We are probably going to need it since we are low on ammo and they make GREAT door and hatch openers!
>>35098031>taking unpurified weaponrdyNow that is heresy.
>>35097938Call up Locke. Describe this former coworker to him. He might remember what security clearance or potentialy useful and salvageable implants he has that we , the uninitiated in the mysteries of the machine cult would not be able to notice ourselves
>>35098051Has it been defaced? It doesn't look like it's had its iconography defaced like the shotguns had been.
>>35098140I don't think imperial arms glow green. Plus it being in the possession of chaos is enough to warrant it needing purification.
>>35097964>>35097975>>35097965>>35097997You search the gibbed corpse and find an undamaged, unsullied box of KILOJOULE BUDDY but nothing else of value.You climb the ladder but the hatch is sealed tight. Not with a code either. It seems to have been locked from one side, with the lock on this side been broken off.The vox is a regular VOX. Free calls.
>>35098164>Plus it being in the possession of chaos is enough to warrant it needing purification.I will give you that.
>>35098178Welp, looks like our only option is to throw-down. How best to prepare for this anon?
>>35098178Use the VOX, Boone!
>>35098235see >>35097713as a start
>>35098178>Kill Wadrip, that faggot hurt our friend.
>>35098235>>35098253We basically gotta find some way to get an opening on Waldrip and make him pay for it. Screw up his suit and hope he turns into a puddle of mutated flesh, inject him with spook for hilarious results, something. I like the defacing the poster thing but it could backfire.
"Your Waifu is a SLUUUUUUUUT."
>>35098301This assumes that a horribly mutated Waldrip isn't actually worse than normal Waldrip.
>>35098178That's what HE thinks!Ok. So we need the filter otherwise the pump will flood the building when we turn it on?Let's turn it on! Waldrip will have to come stop us from ruining his ultimate showdown and when he does the zappers in the secondary pump station room will fuck him up and we can FINISH HIM!
>>35098301>inject him with spookTHIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA
>>35098301>We basically gotta find some way to get an opening on Waldrip and make him pay for it. Screw up his suit and hope he turns into a puddle of mutated flesh, inject him with spook for hilarious results, something. I like the defacing the poster thing but it could backfireI like this.
>>35098301WE GET THE SPOOKBOONE- USSeriously now, plan time. Does anyone have something better than >>35097713 ?>>35098348Pretty certain that without the filter we'll just be pumping chaos-goo instead of water into the municipal supply, or some shit.
>>35098344Warp Spawn tend to be too mutated to be a threat, all reason and agency completely obliterated in light of what they've become and how much it hurts, even if they COULD act. That said, this IS a boss battle, so you never know.
You pick up the VOX and the VOXMAN is immediately on the other line, after a quick extremely stupid and obscure exchange he seems as ready as usual for your questions.Keeping in mind his advice is often obtuse as fuck.
>>35098408Luring him into the room with the psy zappers is the best bet imo. Taunt him into using his powers when we piss him off/deface the poster or something. Hopefully they zap the crap outta him and we can capitalize on that.
>>35098408I think that we're probably not going to get Any kind of Drop on Waldrip is the issue. He's probably reading our thoughts already. He'd probably make us drop the flashbang at our own feet for trying. I think he wants to brainfightBut Taunting I think might work, If he's in a bad state he's liable to make mistakes.
>>35098509Flashbang is one of our psychic powers
>>35098468Ask the Voxman what the best way to face down Waldrip is.
>>35098468"How do I even the odds with Waldrip? As is,he could explode my brain."
>>35098408Why risk giving ourself brain damage? Wale rip is already mutated and physically and psychically unstable. Would've it make more sence inject the volition mind and body chemistry fucking drug into him?No new power can strengthen us enough to make us a match for WALDRIP since he's a BETA level psyker and we hairy classify as an Epsilon class. He'll eve Cuddles is 2 psyker levels below WALDRIP
>>35098468How the babbys borne?
>>35098540COLOSSAL FAGGOT NEVER SAID (in this thread) THAT SPOOK WILL HARM US
>>35098562Drugs r bad
>>35098540Never underestimate the value of a well-placed 1st level spell
>>35098540And why risk giving him another thing over us? He'd probably get dizzying modifiers to any positive effect it does give him.
>>35098468What arcane knowledge would allow us to negate Waldrip's power advantage?OH!How do we get Sap to acknowledge us?
>>35098348No. We need the pump functioning normally to distribute the cure. Why don't we offer to cure Waldrip of the mutagen with everyone else? I mean, if he has to be in unrequited love, he should at least pick someone who appreciates what he does for her.
>>35098526>>35098529His advice is refreshingly direct. Guess he's serious.Keep in mind that SPOOK will also temporarily add +1 to their psy rolls.
>>35098562Pretty sure leokadia mentioned it when she ID the drugs over com head for us in an earlier session. I could be wrong though.
>>35098680KICK HIS ASS BOONE!
>>35098680Should we look around for Kasr Grin? Or maybe Nada's around...? Or the Commissar?Perhaps we should look for the friend. Or is it our advantage to not know where they are so Waldrip can't find the location from us?
>>35098680> near by Fried. Well then
>>35098680>nearby friendIts Raeg isnt it? Sempai will noticed us just in time for the FINAL BATTLE
>>35098680Even footing eh? Well, no way of ensuring our friend will drop in on time so that leaves one option.
>>35098680>nearby friendThe body?...OH! Cuddles assassin friend?
>>35098680Nearby friend.Are we talking about Cuddles are the power of love being bolstered due to Raege being around?Decisions...Lets keep going right
Firstly HOLY SHIT BOONE QUEST!Thanks Mr C, I needed a pickmeup after watching something with a non-contrived but shit ending.Anyways...SPOOK is for pussies who aren't content with simply stealing the Warp's power for their own, but also desire to make it their bitch. All too often the warp reverses the situation. I vote no on SPOOK.I vote YES to going to WALDRIP, pulling out the poster of his waifu, and then like, ripping it up in front of him while he tries to monologue.
>>35098680Nearby friend?Who is that?Is it Rauge, the woman we love who actually acknowledges us unlike sap and Waldrip's relationship?Or maybe the mighty Nada who eats psyker a for breakfast lunch and dinner?
>>35098775Alas its laminated
>>35098755it bothers me that your file name is misspelled.
>>35098680Actually on second thought, scratch >>35098749 let's call up Raege and see if she can find the hatch to where we are.
>>35098734>OH! Cuddles assassin friend?That would be Nada
You inquire as to who the nearby friend is and he just starts humming 'Double Vision' by Foreigner.
>>35098811Raege is probably busy fightning like most other people topside. This one is down to us.
>>35098804Then fry it with our trusty flashlight. Duh.
>>35098804Oh shit right it is....And it's kinda a waste of hellpistol since we do only have 4 shots left... bleargh.Fine... I guess we could roll it up and bop him with it. Y'know, with our noodle arms powering the blow. Should make him stop with the monologue, at least.
do you guys think that Vox man is someone we know?
>>35098843Well we know it isn't minhelm since he ca just give her another heart attack at will.
>>35098843>double visionLyrics for the song in case anyone is too lazy to pull the up. I am unsure if they'll be of any help tho.
>>35098843We should probably thank VOXman for all his help. Not to mention that it's been nice having someone break up the tension from time to time while more or less having our back.
>>35098843HEAD TO THE RIGHT!FIND FRIEND!
I thought this was the last room to the right? If not then thank the Voxman and off right we go. If it is though we ought to head over to Waldrip. If there was anything of use to the right for the upcoming fight Voxman would of told us.
>>35098914yeah Thank the man.
>>35098947Uh yeah, I'm in this boat too.... if there's more to the right may as well clear the floor before dealing with the boss. Hate getting flanked, myself.Abort >>35098872and >>35098775If there's more to the right, otherwise, charge left with extreme psychic prejudice.
>>35098843If this is the last room to the right, I say we call Raege and at least tell her what is going on before we start heading for Waldrip
>>35098914He seems to appreciate it. He offers a final bit of advice.There is no further path to the right.
>>35099020Right, boss time it is then. TO THE LEFT.
>>35099020Call Raege and tell her where you are and about the hatch that should get her to you.
>>35098843Combead Nel and ask for her opinion.Pacifist nutters like her always have unique viewpoints on coo cliffs like this.
>>35099020It's time.Steel yourself, girly girl, this is going to be rough, but you can do it.Plan of Action, Boone?
>>35099020>DO a flying tackle!
>>35099020Heaven or Hell, lets do this. Return to fight Waldrip.
>>35099095Raege is probably busy fighting mutants galore topside. Besides, gotta show we a strong independent Boone who don't need no hand-holding.
Actually now would probably be opportune for the love confession, before our finale confrontation with Waldrip
>>35099075Call OUR queenbee of course. Ring up Raege!
>>35099061Nah, if we call her and tell her we owned the enemy psyker we will get brownie points, which can hopefully be redeemed for more chocolate.>>35099020>>35099054>>35099075I think we need a plan of attack, I imagine something along the lines of using the poster and having the laspistol predrawn to shoot him through it.
>>35099020Is there a Regina in the group? (Just an odd thought)
>>35099132Hiding behind the poster and shooting thru it is probably best. Set the laspistol to highest charge first tho.
>>35099054>Call Raege and tell her where you are and about the hatch that should get her to you.BRILLIANT!She has. Powerfist so she can smash the hatch open and come on in!!!
>>35099132Brownie points don 't matter if we
>>35099150Charge him with the poster then point blank shoot him.
>>35099132Better to keep the poster in our pocket until we need it. Waldrip is a classic villain. He won't kill us outright as he's shown before, he'll waste plenty of time gloating and talking, which gives us the chance to get the jump on him when we choose. No sense in wasting all our cards outright.
>>35099132We should probably be steeled against psychic attack, too. Curl ourself up in our happy thoughts. Remember what Cuddles always says: every day's the best when you're Boone.
>>35099150>>35099132>>35099164We need to aim our shot to most effectively damage the armor, not Waldrip directly. firing blind through a poster doesn't cut it- we need to distract or stun him first. He could heal any wounds, likely- it's his mutations that are his weakness.
>>35099132Are you TRYING to get us killed?
>>35099150When he tries to blast us with powers pull up the poster
>>35099168Alright, if we want to try and get in contact with a friend I'm down with that, though I'm tempted to say Raege will appear when we need her but that might be pushing our luck
>>35099193I like this better then. Save the poster for a counter seems best then.
>>35099095>>35099061>>35099122Still no response.>>35099065NEL is high above the planet, in the MEDBAY of the Manus' Manus and as such, doesn't answer.You head back left. Determined.
>>35099193Try to get close, use flashbang when we need to get close and need to line up an easy shot, use poster to mess up psyker powers.
>>35099215I say wait for him to start in his monologue, then flashbang and shoot the shit out of him with our laspistol
Lets leave Reage alone. she's too busy pretending to be Lelith Hesperax.
>>35099215try to draw him back into the room with psy inhibitors.
>>35099215Cue game_face.png. Let Waldrip start his long-winded villain jazz then flashbang and pew pew when applicable. If anything fails produce poster and continue pewpewing. Contigency plan being flashbang and run like shit into the psyker-proof room.
>>35094410DO IT FAGOT!
>>35099259Well she didn't respond, but she's probably heard us.
Okay okay okay, all ya'll wanting to summon Raege right now yourselves are forgetting who we are.We are BOONE.We are a scared little psyker who has been told REPEATEDLY that we should have more faith in ourselves specifically for this fight.If we signal Raege, it should be to deathflag ourselves harder than a Kill la Kill character.
>>35099293>DON'T LOSE YOUR WAY!
>>35099303>>35099215>This.We have come a long way, saved Nel's life, and all but wrapped this thing up with an adorable pink ribbon. That sparkles! We are Boone! The St.-Alicia-to-be. We can handle Drippy.
Waldrip is still there. Still smiling.
>>35099293Just keep putting one foot in front of the other
>>35099350"You know the rules, and so do I!"Then surprise Rickroll him for an advantage.
>>35099356Does anyone have the FFG Ascension page that references Boone?
>>35099350>What do you honestly expect to gain from this?
>>35099350Let's talk about you.
>>35099350>rulesplaying his game is a highway to the MURDERZONEthis needs to be a proper fight, or a sneaky one, not some play he's rehearsed in his head
>>35099350Odd thing, having rules for a psyker death duel.
>>35099350Why? Why do all this? You can still be saved from the mutagen.
>>35099350sure have him explain
>>35099293We can do this, Waldrip only fights for himself and his pathetic dreams of Sapp. We fight for more than that, we fight for Raege, for Cuddles, and Nada....For Nel, and Wilhelm, Locke and Leo....We fight for every Ragged Edge in the unit, and for every human on this planet.He doesn't stand a chance.
>>35099350As if a loyal Imperial will play the games of a heretic. Smash his board to pieces, insult his waifu.
>>35099375I think I remember what you are talking about but I still want that page. Like how FFG made love can bloom canon.>>35099393Lets hear the rules before we figure out how to subvert them.
>>35099350A tricycle made of nightmares
>>35099356Read the second paragraph and the heading quotation.
>>35099466Right then, let's do it.
>>35099466Holy shit she's canon
>>35099350"Your waifu is a Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut"
>>35099466Colossal how much did you pat your own back when you saw that and if you didn't let me do it for you.*pat*Holy fuck the Imperium would get a Saints name wrong.
>>35099558Possibly.Either way SOMEONE was having a giggle over at FFG
>>35099608Cant just name her Boone.Notice that it's the Boons of St. Alysa
>>35099397'I do all this to earn the love and respect of the one true ruler of this planet! The woman who SAVED me! To be free of the obligations and tyranny of your sort.'>>35099390'What about me?'>>35099376'Love. Respect. Power. What do you hope to gain? Weight?'>>35099405'She is PURE! She offers love to many but is saving herself for me! She told me so!'He realises he's getting worked up, and calms himself down.
>>35099620Oh its pretty plain, Boone's first name is Alice. Thus the later part of my post here.>>35099608
>>35099645Sorry I had to delete my old one, I used you're instead of your. and that is not okay.
>>35099645Why are you in love with such a SLUUUUUUUUT?be ready to pull out the post in case of retaliation.
>>35099645Welp, much as our being Boone compels us to nonviolence and understanding (kicks to the balls aside) I reckon we won't do much good talking to him.
>>35099645"You might be fine with what has happened to you...but what about the people here? Did they have a choice in the matter? You are still tyrants.""She is using you. You are just a tool to her and will be nothing more."
>Grading papers while tabbing to this>Almost give the student a grade of Awakened Psyker Fluff PageGee, thanks /tg/>>35099645>PureHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaahahahahahahahahahaAlright Fagot, tell us how this battle of wits will work.
>>35099640Not Alysa>Alysthey fucking knew what they where doing.This is probably one of the events that led to Her eventual path to sainthood and is actually a logical path for Boone to take. Fighting through the odds when she comes from a spoiled life and becoming a moral leader is a logical extension of the character.Now where is the church of CUDDLES?
>>35099645"I bet she is getting raw dogged from behind by some of her super soldiers."
>>35099762As the one that posted that, I can conclusively say you're welcome.
>>35099785No need to be crude. Save that for others on the crew.
>>35099645I already have someone I love and respect who loves and respects me back. Life may be difficult, but I want for little and would happily make do with less if it meant being able to stay with her.
>>35099789Which book is that in, by the way?
>>35099645What did you think of Spokane? You two obviously worked together under Sap but you seem like very different heretics driven by very different values and agendas
>>35099833Hammer of the Emperor.
>>35099833I thought it was in Ascension.
>>35099862>>35099876Not in Hammer, and I uh.... don't have Ascension, and this makes me sad.
>>35099645What were you like before the dark Eldar found you?
>>35099937Correction, I'm a dolt, Ascension's Dark Heresy not Only War. No wonder it wasn't in my Only War folder.
>>35099761"They pledged their loyalty long ago. We merely gave them the means to better serve their leader. The further mutated soldiers are directed by me, and I am directed by Sapp, to whom they have pledged loyalty. They agreed to this. We all did.''That...that's not true. She just needs time. Surely after all I've done for her...agreeing to be filled willed with xenos tech, vat grown glands and genetically spliced with a xoanthrope... after everything I've done...she'll be grateful! I know it! I just need to do this one last thing! Then she'll see what a great guy I am! I can tell by the way she looks at me!"Waldrip begins to explain the rules to his PSYCHIC SHOWDOWN and goes full Kojima in doing so.
>>35099645Why do you want power?
>>35099963She looks at you like you're useful to her. There is a difference between appreciation of function, which one might have for a laspistol or a particularly useful servitor, and for a lover.
>>35099963Let us rock
>>35099963>Anons>TeamworkGG everyone, we doomed.
>>35099963EXPLAIN HOW I PROVIDE PSY
>>35100017I don't remember how to roll for psy powers. >.<
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>35100017fuck you dice
>>35100044see>>35094690"dice+1d10" without quotes in the field that says options or in other words the email field
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>35099862>>35099876Try Rogue Trader Navis Primer.Sheesh. Can't even sauce your shit right...>>35099963Welp.... If we're done chatting with this pic related... How do I psy? Roll 1d10?
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>35099963dice?
>>35100051The dice fucked me, I'm sorry everyone.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>35099963
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>35099963Rollin for posterity
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>35099963revolver ocelot.
>>35099963We have so much more to fight for than you Waldrip. We wish we could save you, but if we can't...we won't loose to you. Yesterday we would have for certain, but we've gone too far, done too much.....the emperor is with us Waldrip while Sapp sits up above us in saftey waiting for you to give your life in vain...And Raege is with us tooWe won't loose Waldrip...Not today.
>>35099857"I...he did what he had to to me. It was what she wanted. It was what he wanted. He was a man of vision....I...">>35099943"I have been scared...my whole life until Sapp found me and bought....SAVED me."
>>35100051>>35100080>>35100082>>35100099>>35100100HOLY fuck we actually rolled decent, thats above average rolls with a total of 37. plus whatever the Colossal Faggot decides.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>35099963Let's do this.
>>35100135>>35100142oh then its 62
>>35100142Just pray that the Emprah Protects us from the perils from that 10.
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>35100158Okey
>>35100135wait so does he want us to reroll with the modifiers?
>>35100158So glad to be late to the party....
>>35100135oh god 1d20+25.we're fucked
>>35100135Allright then Waldrip, lets do this...for the emperorAnd for Raegedice+1d10+5
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d10 + 5)>>35100135
Rolled 7 + 5 (1d10 + 5)>>35100135In case the last batch don't count?I'm fairly certain we shouldnt be rolling quite yet...
Rolled 5 + 5 (1d10 + 5)>>35100135Rollan
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d10 + 5)>>35100135Wait. So we were supposed to add 5 to our rolls. Oh.
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d10 + 5)>>35100135Revolver Ocelot.
Rolled 10 + 5 (1d10 + 5)>>35100135Incase of reroll needed
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d10 + 5)>>35100188
>>35100201>>35100202>>35100205>>35100206>>35100207We got a 53
>>35100135How old are you anyway?
>>35100231I just hope it's enough
Rolled 1, 9, 1, 1, 7 + 25 = 44 (5d10 + 25)>>35100127'ENOUGH!!" he screams at you finally unleashing his psychic rage at you!Now, Anons!Now is when you roll! first 5 results are it!1d10+5!no perils!!
>>35100135TAKE THE SPOOKY DRUG
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d10 + 5)>>35100257FUCKING LOL
Rolled 5 + 5 (1d10 + 5)>>35100257YOUR WAIFU STILL A SLUT!
Rolled 7 + 5 (1d10 + 5)>>35100257dammit now we'll roll ass
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d10 + 5)>>35100257Hopefully that last roll I did purged the bad rolls out the system.
Rolled 6 + 5 (1d10 + 5)>>35100257
>>351002573 1's I think we will be good.
>>35100257fer da emperder
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d10 + 5)>>35100257ACK!
>>35100257If we lose on 3 1s we probably deserve what we get.
>>35100281but highest number wins, man. Not lowest.
>>35100135So you were never sanctioned? Never had your mind and body scour he's by briefly becoming one with the emperor?
>>35100231... its 618+5= 13 7+5= 12 255+5= 10 358+5=13 488+5=13 61
>>35100257Chaos and Heresy have failed you this day!THE EMPEROR PROTECTS, AND HE PROVIDES!FEEL NOW HIS MIGHT
Rolled 5 + 5 (1d10 + 5)>>35100257We got 61.
>>35100263>>35100273>>35100274Welp these three negate the DM's roll, so we win by>>35100270>>3510027711Good job guys, we ate all the good rolls before the DM could roll!
>>35100257lol.... 3 nat 1s
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d10 + 5)>>35100257Revolver Ocolot
Rolled 6 + 5 (1d10 + 5)>>35100310>>35100257Gotta stick with the classic:WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"YOUR WAIFU IS A SLUUUUUUUUUUUT!"
>>35100263>>35100270>>35100273>>35100274>>3510027755we smoked him
>>35100313>mfw we stole Waldrip's sweet-rollsWhat a feel, man.
>>35100365Do we get to give him a laspistol to the knee?
>>35100304Whoops I must have fucked up on the calculator. or i just suck at math. what ever.
>>35100257She's a slut man.
We can do this guys! Pull together!
>>35100263>>35100270>>35100274>>35100273>>35100277THAT IS A HIGHER NUMBER!This is for Godek, Suam, Dreider and especially NEL you son of a bitch!
>>35100407You missed an 8, its fine, just wanted the QM to get the right number.
>>35100459Boone being bad ass?!?!HERESY
>>35100459Angry Boone is still curvy Boone.BUT WITH PASSION!
>>35100459Boone's rarely seen game face.
>>35100459Fuck yes!Time to make our commisar proud.
>>35100459>New wall paper acquired
Jesus, why was that one so big?!Mozai, for the archive just use this one.Sorry.
>>35100482No manBoone=> Avenge
>>35100425I can't breath..... God dammit martin.
>>35100505it was that big because it is now all of our wallpapers CFEmperor on Earth....this is it. This is the day and the hour, that Boone realized what she can really do. This is the day that the Emperor's wisdom in letting her live proved wise.This...is Boone Day
>>35100530I was the 3
>>35100530I too have made it my wallpaperI was the 5
>>35100505It was pretty kickass to have it explode.
>>35100540>>351005306, reporting in.Picture fucking saved.
>>35100505>>35100550Honestly I thought it was intentional
>>35100497Agreed! 'Specially since my roll helped make it happen. I was the 7.>>35100540>>35100548>>35100551Bleh you guys posted right as I deleted it to fix the spoilerderp because apparently nested spoilers don't like me any more.
>>35100459Betcha lanky and Nada can feel this happening!
Why did Boone's hair not turn blonde?
>>35100591Even better. With WALDRIP gone all the mutants will go feral or shut down.
You both stagger back, ears ringing and faces numb as if hit way too hard with a wiffle bat. WALDRIP pats his body down and realises to his horror that the crack in his armor has deepened and that a few cables in his suit have busted loose.
>>35100607Cause this is 40k not DBZ
>>35100641Finish the job with some pew pew of the old flashlight.
Oh shit. It's over now Waldrip.
>>35100641is he going to mutate now?
>>35100641EVACUATE TO THE ROOM WITH THE PSYKER SUPRESSORS, NOW!!!WALDRIP IS GOING CRITICAL!!!
>>35100673>>35100683This. Our only mercy is to have him die a human. Aim for the head!
>>35100641Its not too late for the Emporers Mercy Waldrip, I think you know whats going to happen next. You want Sap to see you like that?
>>35100696Pop his noggin.POP HIS NOGGIN!>CAPTCHA: CONTRO nolvelos
>>35100459I just want to make sure everyone realizes how infrequently Boone swears. Just pointing out how much impact her line here actually has.
>>35100641>offer mercy>provide mercy regardless of result>grab filter with Mag- Spectral Hands>PHYSICALLY GRAB FILTER>flee
>>35100729shoot it, shoot it, Shoot It, SHOOT IT
>>35100729Uhhh...shit. Get that filter quick.
>>35100729We are BooneWe do MercyWe don't let people sufferEnd Him
>>35100729PURGE THE MUTANT, TAKE THE FILTER!
>>35100729It's uh... too late for mercy guys...>>35100748THIS! SHOOT THE HERESY NOW! BEFORE IT GETS MORE HERETICAL!
>>35100729GIVE HIM EMPEROR'S MERCYNOOOOOW
>>35100734>>35100748Ain't no time to ask, deliver that mercy ASAP.
>>35100762Sempai won't notice us if we run away!
>>35100752Well, I redact that, we USUALLY don't let people suffer...we did once mind flay a terrible traitor slowly with our then terrible powers SPECIFICALLY because it would hurt more...But we just feel bad for Waldrip as much as anything....lets mercy kill him.
>>35100695>EVACUATE TO THE ROOM WITH THE PSYKER SUPRESSORS, NOW!!!>WALDRIP IS GOING CRITICAL!!!Yes
Eventually, Waldrips screams are engulfed and replaced with the snapping of bones and a dreadful, labored breathing. Despite his many mouths, he can no longer communicate verbally.In your mind, you can hear him faintly.Will you listen?
>>35100795He's become a mutant, we need to get the damn filter off him anyways.
>>35100729god damn cutscenes
>>35100821We will. We will hear his last words.
>>35100821Fuck no.Get the fucking filter and shoot the shit out of him.
>>35100821yes, we will hear the last words of the man who will soon be no more.
>>35100821Rules of any game, always listen.
>>35100821no.listen not to the mutant nor the witch or the heretic.SHOOT HIM
>>35100821> listening to demonsWhat are we, a heretic?
>>35100832hey, these are great. they're the payoff for all that we have done!
"Also, I'm sorry I called your Waifu a slut. Even if she is."
>>35100821Low gothic mutant monster!Do you speak it!?
>>35100821Yes, but ready your gun. Be prepared to hit his weak spot for massive mercy.
>>35100821He looks... sad.I will listen.Braces for Insanity Points
>>35100821What it it you are trying to say?
His last words "No, your waifu is a slut."
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d10 + 5)>>35100821We are still Boone. We still do mercy. We listen.
>>35100821 Speak up hair wizard!
>>35100821Say your peice Waldrip
>>35100875>>35100874>>35100852>>35100847>>35100845>>35100836'I...I saw it...within you...within your soul...a...a purity and a love I have never felt....true conviction. True devotion.....'
>>35100821Let us hear his last words
>>35100952That's what you get for abandoning the teachings of the Emperor.
>>35100952Wrong about what? About Sap? Yes.
>>35100952Welp, he did what he thought was right. Shame that what he thought was right was all manipulation by Sapp.
>>35100952You don't have to fight for her love Waldrip, it doesn't matter if she ever loves you back. Just that you love her is enough. But above all else you have to be who you really are...that's all that matters in the end.Goodbye Waldrip. I wish it hadn't come to this. But...Goodbye.
>>35100952For the Emperor.Overcharge our laspistol and throw it in his maw, then take the filter and run like fuck.
>>35100952Backed the wrong horse. Should have never turned away from BIG E. Also shouldn't have called me a fattie.
>>35100952That makes me wanna do the robot dance.
>>35100952Misled and blinded. A shame: your talents and passions could have served the Imperium well. You have this opportunity now to learn, to repent. I offer the Emperor's Mercy, Waldrip. Will you take it?
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d10 + 5)>>35100952"Is there anything I can do for you? I didn't want it to come to this."
>>35100952damnit culexus I need to sleep.Thank him, mercy kill him, get the filter and move on. We have a planet to save and the sooner we save it the sooner we see Raege again.
>>35101058And get some fucking sleep
>>35101058>damnit culexus I need to sleepThis
>>35101001"All I wanted.....was just once...for someone to say I was beautiful.....just...........once'>>35101016>>35101043"I will use...what I have left to aid you...please...use your last shots on me...Alice Boone."
>>35101073fine, hopefully this will Be in the archives when I wake.The boonequest specific archive.
>>35101116If we can't fix him, then we will.
>>35101116You will be beautiful in the light of the Emperor's mercy, I swear it.Shoot the shit out of him
>>35101116"Everyday was beautiful when you were you."*blam*
>>35101116There was always something beautiful inside of you Waldrip, an innocense.. a sense of beauty, of love, that was so at odds with the crimes you commited...but now you see that scrap of beauty has been brought out....You are beautiful Sapp. Sleep well....and goodbye.(shoot him)
>>35101116Looks like this compact laspistol is getting to go out in style.*sets it o go*
>>35101116Embody the teachings of Fuklaw!BLAM the heresy
>>35101176Deep name switcharoo
Cranking your compact las, you fire your last 4 shots as one, which is just enough to shatter his brain casing.With a final sigh, he dies. Sounding almost relieved.Goodbye, Waldrip. You strange, sad creature.
>>35101116A beautiful soul, maybe, in lieu of a huge-mutated body being beautiful.
>>35101246He was still kinda a douche, though.
>>35101272yea, broke our girl's arm. that's not cool.
>>35101246Wham bam, there is a battle still going on out there. Lets get the machinery going and save the water supply lest more people become mutated like Waldrip.
>>35101246I wonder what happened to the nearby friend. Or did he mean the anons?
>>35101246Time to go save the world, Boone. Start the machines, and radio a new sitrep to Raege.+1 Fate Point?
>>35101246Sooo was this room a dead end? Or was their a door behind ole Waldrip that we can pass through now in order to dearth for a means to plug in the water pump without getting fried to death by the psychic suppressors.
>>35101246We're still going to need to get those two machines working and one of them has anti-psyker shooty things that we can no longer shoot with our lasgun.
You storm back through the facility, realising there's still a planet to save and that, pathetic as his death was - he did kinda have it coming.Good to his word, though he has plugged in the machine for you.You collected the FILTER also.
>>35101372Vox the captain! Combead Raege!
>>35101372How did that thing get plugged in...
>>35101372Right then, let's pop that badboy in, empty the canteen and get this water system working.
>>35101372Radio Locke for instructions on how to install the filter.
>>35101406Waldrip's parting gift.
>>35101406Waldrip did it....Wait, that means he broke the rules.
>>35101465 Which rules?
>>35101465Or mutating into pure heresy restored one or two psy points.
>>35101508In the psychic battle, both parties had to use all of their psy points.
>>35101528Calling him beautiful restored one.
>>35101401Still no reply from Raege.>>35101411>>35101431It actually proves VERY easy to install. Just clips in! Even so, this makes you feel very technical!
>>35101588START HER UP
>>35101613Add antidote first.
>>35101588Start that shit the fuck up.
>>35101588Antidote in, power on.
>>35101613>>35101621>>35101588What they said. Antidote, then delivery system.
You empty the WORLD SAVING HIPFLASK into the machine and give it confirmation to distribute.The people of this planet don't know it yet, and maybe they never will, but they all owe a huge debt to the Ragged Edges, perhaps you most of all, Boone.Have a chieve!
Alas, I must sleep. G'night /tg/ don't get our little Boone killed, ya hear? I fully expect to be regaled with the tale of our triumph over the heresy here via the archive tomorrow.
>>35101734Is this it? Have we won?!
>>35101734PUSH IT PUSH ITTO THE LIMIT, LIMIT
>>35101734Let's see about voxing out for help with the lid.Or using TK on the lid.
>>35101734Great! Let's call someone (one of the techpriests?) and tell them the good news.
>>35101766Pssh naw, we still got Sap to deal with and we haven't even asked out Raege-Sempai and the prom is tomorrow.
>>35101734Man is there gonna be one hell of a celebration if we ever get out of here...Speaking of which, what do? Only way out is the locked ladder, isn't it?
>>35101788Strike the rune of Selection. All praise the Omnissiah.
>>35101788>>35101788I HEARD THAT FUCKING TONE>press select
>>35101788Answer itAlso guys, page 10 warning---CF, wrap this up or start a new thread soon.
>>35101848There are 10 threads ahead of us to be pruned
>>35101848We can run it into the ground these days./tg/ threads are archived anyways.
>>35101788Answer the call, prepare to hit the button if we already haven't.
A familiar voice is on the other line
>>35101948Shall we brag?I think we should brag.
>>35101948Tell her that we got the filter up and running and managed to insert the antidote into the water supply.
>>35101948More importantly though I'm kinda trapped down here. If things up there are under control I could use some help. There's a hatch leading down here but it's locked from my side.
>>35101966I think Boone isn't the type. She'd squee, perhaps, but not after shit that heavy.
>>35101948"If you see a hatch anywhere and could open it, that would be great."
>>35101948Tell her the important stuff, we got the filter and antidote, Waldrip is dead. Ask where she is.
>>35101948"Could also use a hand getting out of here, the hatch is broken from my side. Hows the battle going topside?"
>>35101984Perhaps we might attraction the attention of Raege if we do?
>>35102010Pride begets heresy!
>>35101966You mention as coolly as you can that there is one less heretical psyker in the world and she makes and approving sound, as though she expected nothing less.>>35101973Excellent. It was my honor to play any part in that.>>35101976Give it another look. It might be the only way out.
>>35102069Welp, back to the exit then, see if we can't get through it.
>>35102100Waldrip seems to have opened the initial hatch. It's a long way up, but hey, ladders are a good workout!
>>35102118Waldrip never did appreciate dat ass; His last act is try and get us not-fat.Clever bastard.
>>35102118Get that workout on, Boone! Slim up that ass and those thighs! Raege might even like you better if you get slim!
>>35102118Work those muscles~
>>35102143>>35102149Seeing little recourse, you begin your long climb up the service shaft. You begin to yourself to pass the time.
>>35102163Insert Metal gear music
>>35102163>You begin to yourself to pass the time.how lewd
>>35102180she already started singing it>>35102163I will be disappointed if a picture of dat ass climbing that locker with the lyrics overlayed doesn't materialize at some point.
LEVEL CLEAR!!You guys are great!Thank you
>>35102149Ain't nothing wrong with some handles, mind.
>>35102239It'd help to ask a techpriest for help there.
>>35102238see ya next time, faggotIt's been good.
>>35102238Woo, good going all about.
>>35102238So, to summarize: we're in the BBEG's basement, and we're alone, unarmed, and out of psy points.GET HYPE
>>35102238>sempai's attentionYou glorious faggot, you.
>>35102196Climbing ladders is hard work!
>>35102238If we hadn't heard Waldrip's dying words, how would we have gotten past the grate?Would we have needed to shoot it off?
>>35102268I couldn't imagine what might go wrong!
>>35102238Aww yeah, Rank S. Nice jobber CF.I guess the next question is always, whens the next session?
>>35102238Someone keeps forgetting the "drawquest" tag in the archive.
>>35102289You would probably just eventually notice, either that or call an airstrike on it (that would have been trouble.)
>>35102332>>35102289Not to mention having to deal with those psyker-suppressors with no ammo.
>>35102325I admire your optimism!I'll be putting up another cutscene comic as well.
>>35102371Cool beans, looking forward to it.
>>35102371Hot diggidy damn, it's a good time to be alive.
>>35102371So how did it feel to see your work in a setting you obviously enjoy get canonized, or at least refrenced?
>>35102332Notice what? Would have it been unblocked for some other reason?
>Read quest threads half a year ago>Patiently wait for the next one>Check the forums every day>First day of volunteer work>The day the quest was posted
>>35102421Utterly humbling and extraordinary. Some day I want to suck less so I can work for those guys. To me, they are where the soul of 40k is still good and interesting.
>>35102461You're telling me. Warhammer 40k RPG (Esp Onlywar) are so much fucking fun. Not to mention that it's a far cheaper and rewarding alternative to the tabletop.
>>35102461Have you ever used the WH40k rpg to make any of the Ragged Edge characters?
>>35102589If I remember right, Cuddles was the other way around: she was a WH40k rpg character before a Ragged Edges character, wasn't she?
>>35102502http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33660810/ONLY WAR, YOU SAY?I do enjoy that game
>>35102589Not presently. Running an ONLY WAR game next year, and some of them might cameo.
>>35102620myup. all random rolled and shit.
>>35102659Run it like ALL GUARDSMEN
>>35102659If I remember right it was actually the Ragged Edges that got me wanting to try out the WH40k RPG where I eventually learned to love Only War
>>35102682Last question. How is Bok the Neutral and Verloven Hoop. As I understand in Hoops case you have quite a ways to catch up to your tabletop.
>>35102652Just finished reading it, that was fucking great. I tend to be a bit easier on my Players, but even still they're always about an inch from death at the best of times.
>>35102755Verloren Hoop is being redrawn because one of my mates spilled ink on the last 5 pages I drew, but there is more to come. It's gonna take, like 20 years to finish but hey. Good story. Good fun.Bok is gonna be released in book form via a kickstarter with decent incentives. It'll have the first 20 pages in and a bunch of new art. It will also continue to appear on line. Should be one within the next month, but shit gets crazier for me closer to christmas.
>>35102812That fuckin' picture. Bad memories there.In all seriousness though it'd be pretty nifty getting income from your art, looking forward to seeing it on kickstarter.
>>35102812Space wench a one-off? I got a kick outta that one.