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You are Reinhold, master swordsman and victor of the Royal Swordsmanship Tournament. The King was so impressed with your skill, he personally requested that you be transferred out of the army and into the Royal Guard! Not bad for an orphan who was raised in a brothel in a poor fishing village.

The only issue at this point is your assignment... you've been charged to be the personal guard of the King's only daughter Marianne. While she is the vision of loveliness that you'd expect from a Princess, her personality is... well... she seems to have some issues.

After a minor(?) incident in which you kind of escalated a fight between Karel and Emilio (and then mostly ended it), you decided that perhaps it was time to go bug your girlfriend instead of her siblings.

After all, cake is best enjoyed with those who you are closest to.


>GUARD RANK UP!
>Congratulations, Reinhold is now a fearsome DIRE WOLF!
>Much larger than their the other types of wolf, the Dire Wolf's size also means that they are also that much more dangerous.
>The Princess considers you to be her dear friend!
>But while dire wolves are massive, they still don't -quite- stand on the same level as people.


Thread archive:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Princess+Guard+Quest

Character list + descriptions (in progress):
http://pastebin.com/1Vhj4DJv

List and descriptions of the spells shown thus far:
http://pastebin.com/2c9y2sDM

Twitter:
https://twitter.com/QM_Archelon

Ask.fm:
http://ask.fm/Maou_Zenigame
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As you walk over to the table where the cake is, you glance over at the entrance to the dining hall... and it looks like Sir Gregory's finally decided to get out of here. Elena's following close behind him, but Reya... he practically has to peel Racquel off of him so that he can get away.

Though you do feel bad for Reya, you're also thankful that Racquel didn't latch onto you instead.

"There you are, Reinhold!" Arnaud says, greeting you with a smile. "Karel's already gotten seconds, I suggest that you get some cake for yourself before it's all gone!" he laughs.
"Considering how big this thing is, I think I have a bit of leeway," you reply with a nervous chuckle.
"I don't know, the Princess seems to be especially fond of it," he says, glancing at Marianne as she picks up two more plates for herself.
"...maybe you're right," you reply.

You had planned on having cake time with Luciana... though it looks like she's already started eating without you.


>head over there with a piece for yourself and see how she's doing
>bring an extra piece of cake for her anyways
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>>35077514
>head over there with a piece for yourself and see how she's doing
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>>35077514
>head over there with a piece for yourself and see how she's doing
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>>35077514
>>head over there with a piece for yourself and see how she's doing
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>>35077514
>head over there with a piece for yourself and see how she's doing
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>>35077514
>head over there with a piece for yourself and see how she's doing
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>>35077514
>piece for yourself and see how she's doing, hint at a gift for her.

Also, PGQ, fuck yeah!
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>>35077514
>head over there with a piece for yourself and see how she's doing
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>>35077514
>>35077717
This
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>>35077717
I second this!
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>>35077514
>>head over there with a piece for yourself and see how she's doing
"Have you decided I'm too much of an idiot to forgive or can I spend time with my beloved girlfriend? I'd hate for my surprise to go to waste."
I don't want to tell her we got her something yet, just plant the idea
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>>35077997
>I don't want to tell her we got her something yet
When are we going to give it to her, It has to be before they leave.

Speaking of which I wonder what the time is?
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It's funny how much a simple change in expression makes...


>writing
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>>35078062
wut
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>>35078062
Who the fuck is cecile?
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>>35078156
Future descendant of Chinhold
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>>35078156
>>35078068
From Arch's other quest
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>>35078156
She's the protagonist of the other quest that I run.
I guess the reader crossover isn't as much as I thought
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>>35078062
I see what you did there.
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>>35078216
I don't. Care to point it out to me?
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>>35078212
I aim to improve that.
I copy and paste your threads into word documents, save them onto a flashdrive and them read them at work.Just added the last 7 FDQ threads this minute
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>>35078156

ayy lmao
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>>35078241
She's smiling this time.
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>>35078212
PGQ time is for PGQ. FDQ time is for FDQ. If you're gonna do general meta and/or teaser stuff related to your quests, that's precisely what twitter and ask.fm are good for.

Seriously, the last thing you should want is for everywhere you go to turn into some sort of indistinct Archelon Quests General crossover morass.
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>>35078414
I get what you mean.
It's just that I was poking around with it just before I posted and figured that I might as well add the image as well.
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>>35078414
WICH PGQ WUD CC FUG?!
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>>35078414
Thank you

Still though it's not like it's that lively in here
Kinda sad
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>>35078465
We could always talk about why the girl you think is best is actually worst and how all of your opinions and beliefs are objectively wrong.
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>>35078212
I will admit had up until a few days ago,I was avoiding reading it. Mostly so I could splurg read it all on a rainy day
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>>35078505
That's the problem we don't have any discussion these threads are almost completely barren, I mean look at this one the only other thing other than votes is FD talk.
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>>35078062
I KNEW IT GODDAMNIT! I'M WATCHING THOSE PICS FROM NOW ON ARCH! OVERSHINE WONT SNEAK UP ON ME!
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>>35078564
That is true. The past threads have been more lively.

Okay. I got this.

How does everyone feel about golems in PGQ?
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Now with more Lisette!
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mmmm, bringing cake to princesses.
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>>35078592
I forgot they even existed
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With the funky mood that Luciana's been in lately, she'd probably accuse you of trying to get her fat or something if you brought her another piece of cake. And so, you just get the one for yourself, then walk over to where Luciana's standing off to the aide with Takamaru.

"Hey," you say, waving to them with your free hand as you approach them. "Enjoying the cake?"
"Yes, but not as it seems that Marianne is," Luciana replies, glancing off at her friend.
"And what about you, Takamaru?" you ask, turning to your fellow bodyguard.
"I passed on the cake," Takamaru replies. "It's too sugary for me."


>[1/?]
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>>35078651
>probably accuse you of trying to get her fat or something
Are we not?

>Takamaru
I always always forget that Taka is present
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>>35078592
See like I sad pgq is already dead
I wish arch would just put it out of it's misery
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>>35078789
Listen, we all want the VN but there's no reason to say things we can't take back.
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>>35078789
It's 6:45 in the morning...
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>>35078651
>[2/2]

"You're so boring, Takamaru..." Luciana sighs. "What's so bad about the cake, anyways? You've never passed up dessert after dinner at Uncle Gregory's place."
"That's because it your aunt seems as if she will start crying if I refuse it," Takamaru sighs.
"And who's to say that Reinhold won't start crying if you pass up on the cake that he went through so much trouble to get for -Marianne-?"

There was a bit too much emphasis on her name there.

"Uh... is there something wrong?" you ask.
"Nothing," she says, turning away from you. "I just think that it's nice that everyone's enjoying the gift that you had prepared for another girl, that's all."
"......" you sigh and shake your head. "I guess I'll have to do something for you too so you don't get jealous, then. After all, I'd hate for you to think that I hated you..."
"Hmph. Don't think that I can be so easily bribed."


>talk with the princess about a thing?
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How big was the cake?
Like in measurements n shit?
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>>35078834
>Ask her when her birthday is, and what sorts of party she enjoys.
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>>35078834
Apologize about our earlier joke and say it was insensitive. She also deserves nice things, whether or not she is angry with us.
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>>35078834
>jealous Luci
This is adorable, we should do nice things for Marianne more often.
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>>35078834

Talk about Emilio and Karel?

>>35078859
>>35078869

She's not actually jealous, that's just her playing games. Also apologies come during book time.
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>>35078858
>her when her birthday is
I don't know what use that would be, seeing as none of us understand the Granachian calendar.
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>>35078859
We could say all that when we give her our gift.
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>>35078834
Talk about how adorable her jealousy is and how she's our only girl
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>>35078834
>Don't think that I can be so easily bribed.
We'll see about that.
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>>35078834
Ask if she is going to stick around after, and tell her that there might be a little something in it for her when we get some alone time.
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>>35078834
Ask if she knows why Emilio's in such a down mood.
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>>35078923
>and tell her that there might be a little something in it for her when we get some alone time
intentionally lewdly or unintentionally lewdly?
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>>35078932

We know why. He's stressed about being away from home.

And Luciana probably is, too. So talking about that is likely to get her mood down.
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>>35078923
sure
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>>35078833

1pm here, lunchtime at the station, so i can nap and/or read PGQ.
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>writing
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>>35078923

We already did that in last post.
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Reminder that after this day, shit's going down!
So enjoy your cake and your princesses because it's the last happiness you'll get before Arch starts killing off waifus.
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>>35079116
Ha! My waifu is a dragon. I'd like to see him try and kill her.
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>>35079116
wait, what?
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>>35079140
Volker and Adrien already proved its possible and nobody is ever truly safe from the Author.
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>>35079160
speculation since nothing of dire consequence has happened in last like 15 threads or whatever.
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>>35079160
The final chapter of PGQ begins in-quest-tomorrow.
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>>35079200
fifty threads from now
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>>35079198
>15 threads
So a day?
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>>35079228
Stop making mean jokes about archelon, archelon.
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>>35079228
Little optimistic, don't you think?
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>>35079200

arch never said that.

You're probably confusing it with FDQ, which is currently in the last in-universe day of the first chapter.
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>>35079228
Things do tend to get drawn out a lot longer, don't they?
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>>35079265
>arch never said that.
He did, he also said he's focusing on PGQ while he takes a couple weeks hiatus from FDQ after Chapter 1 is over.
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"Well maybe I won't," you say, smiling with the slyest of grins. "I mean, you're kind of cute when you act all jealous like this."
"Wha..." Luciana starts to blush furiously. "W- well if you enjoy it that much then I'll be sure to stop it right now!" she says as she shoves a forkful of cake in her mouth.

You can hear Takamaru snickering behind you.


>[1/?]
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>>35079332
>try to use psychological warfare against Reinhold
>he thinks you're cute

Being Lucie is suffering.
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>>35079367
Reinhold knows what real anguish is, throwing a huff over a cake will only remind him how pleasant his life is now.
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>>35079332

"Anyways," Luciana clears her throat, "I see that you seem to be getting along rather well with Emilio."
"Eh, I'm working on it," you shrug. "It's kind of hard to keep from saying the wrong thing around him, though."
"Yes, he always was kind of moody," she sighs. "And that's only gotten worse now that we're so far away from home..."

Not that you can really blame him there.

"At least he has Karel here with him," Luciana says, glancing over at her brother and his bodyguard. "Despite how bad things have gotten, those two are still just like two peas in a pod."
"You think?" you say.
"Oh yes," she nods. "If only he was able to get along with girls the way he does with Karel, then all Father's worries for his future would be solved," she says with a bitter laugh.


>[2/?]
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>>35079461
if only they knew
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>>35079461
>If only he was able to get along with girls the way he does with Karel
Dohohoho
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>>35079436
So psychological warfare doesn't work because he's already fucked in the head?
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>>35079461
oh HO!
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>>35079461
>If only he was able to get along with girls the way he does with Karel, then all Father's worries for his future would be solved
HA
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>>35079436

Can't Goad the Hold.

>>35079461

Well, their relationship is already exceeding Celestino's expectations, but this is taking it to the next level.
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>>35079461
I can't wait for the day that Emilio marries Karel.
Its gonna confuse so many people when the prince gets his husband pregnant
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>>35079482
Trying to out-brain him won't work cause he don't got no brain.
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>>35079482
Seems so, Rein has some serious mental armor built up over the years.
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>>35079461

Oh how you wish you could just tell her...

"But perhaps he'll get better about that as time goes on," Luciana says, shrugging. "Mother says that Uncle Gregory was similarly awkward around girls back when he was Emilio's age."
"...really?" you ask.
"Oh yes," she nods. "Girls would bat their eyes at him and complement his swordsmanship, but he'd always respond with nonsensical things like 'you too,' or just walk away..."
"Huh, you'd never know that looking at him now," you reply. "Married with three kids and all."
"Yes, well Aunt Ariane had to forcibly pursue him herself," Luciana says, pointing her fork at you. "I don't believe it was as bad as Aunt Angelique's courtship, but she likes to bring up how much of a chore it was whenever he does something to get on her nerves."


>[3/?]
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Alright, so offer to escort her to the front gate when she leaves, grab grimores from the carriage, then give them to her after she's said all that stuff about us not getting her something. Profit.
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>>35079589
>'you too,'

Oh, arch, you pandering joker.
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>>35079589
>"Yes, well Aunt Ariane had to forcibly pursue him herself," Luciana says, pointing her fork at you.
not that Lucina knows anything about that
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>>35079589
>but he'd always respond with nonsensical things like 'you too,' or just walk away
Autist Greg Quest when?
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>>35079609
kind of want to see how they courted
maybe Gregory brings her the hands of the people they killed together then she turns them into hands or bubbles or something
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>>35079597
Pretty much.
Just need to figure out when we're giving Nico the sushi book.

... and also preemptively come up with a comeback for when Gregory take offense to us thinking we have any right to tell his waifu how to cook.
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>>35079589
I guess aquaman and bro were the only ones who knew how to handle the lady's
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>>35079639

I imagine Greg as your typical brooding MC with Volker as his bro and out of nowhere a girl with too much energy fall into his lap.

He was probably denser than Reinhold has ever been.
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>>35079642
>Just need to figure out when we're giving Nico the sushi book.
>see her tomorrow at dinner
>here Nico, I got you a book
>Done.
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>>35079684
>see her tomorrow at dinner
>implying she'll live to see dinner
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>>35079684
But we have to give it to her before tonight just in case it give her inspiration to try freaky stuff.
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>>35079694
Well we can always press it into her hands as she dies in our arms.

She'll smile bitterly and mutter; "Just... what I always wanted."

Then bam, dead.
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>>35079589
>[4/4]

"Then again, I suppose I have it similarly bad, what with having fallen for an utterly DENSE guy such as yourself," Luciana sighs.
"Guess I ought to live up to that and not bother walking you to your carriage when it's time to go, then..." you reply.
"Damn it, Reinhold..." she mutters under her breath. "If you insist on doing so then I -suppose- it would be fine with me."
"How kind of you."


>you've bugged her enough for now, time to see how many pieces of cake marianne's eaten so far
>tease your lady friend a little while longer
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>>35079732
>>tease your lady friend a little while longer
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>>35079694
Hush, you
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>>35079694
>implying Rein will live to see dinner
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>>35079732
>tease your lady friend a little while longer

>>35079723
Depressing
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>>35079732
>>tease your lady friend a little while longer
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>>35079732
>tease your lady friend a little while longer
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>>35079723

Killing the lesbians is such a fucking cliché.

>>35079732

Finish eating.
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>>35079732
>tease your lady friend a little while longer
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>>35079732
>>tease your lady friend a little while longer

Luci doesn't get enough attention these days imo. Though I think that is mostly due to Reinholds social ADD
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>>35079732
>toy with your lady friend a little while longer
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>>35079732
[reinhold-being-a-clone-of-gregory intensifies]
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>>35079776
>friend with your lady toy a little while longer
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>>35079732
>>tease your lady friend a little while longer
You know she loves it.
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>>35079732
>>have pleasant small talk your lady friend a little while longer
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>>35079732
>tease your lady friend a little while longer

I wonder how Reinhold reacted to any of the girls who hit on him while he was a soldier.
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>>35079732
>tease your lady friend a little while longer
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>>35079812
Probably just gave them a thousand yard stare
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>>35079786

Reinhold is the child of Gregory and Volker.

Because Volker was secretly a woman.
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>>35079732
>>tease your lady friend a little while longer making the inevitable spaghetti when we give her the books that much sweeter
>>35079812
can't talk, swording right now
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>>35079786
let's see
>shit up brining
>swords hard
>learning from the butler man
>magics hard too
>kids love them
>magical lover
>very willing to kill a bitch
>bros with Volker
>chill sister

though i'm not sure what sword Gregs uses
I know for sure that Rein uses a broadsword
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>>35079832
>Because Volker was secretly a woman.
Explains why swordie grandmum became her mentor, right?
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>>35079832

On that note, arch, how's this Agnes? Close enough?

I'm trying to figure what she look like.
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>>35079862
Gotta love a character generator that makes little girls, hueg knights, and grandmothers look the same.
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>>35079883

We're all the same Anon.
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>>35079862
huh, that's pretty close.


>writing
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>>35079883
Of course they all look the same, Anon.

Haven't you heard? Everybody's the little girl.
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>>35079883
Spinelle made Reinhold her little girl
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>>35079910
Dat fluff tho!
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>>35079883
Wher is this chargen?
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>>35079965
Oh god you're horrible
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>>35079965
Congratulations you just made child rape sound even worse.
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>>35079910
Adorable little Spinelle when?
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>>35080021
>>35080034
Good.
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>>35079965
Reinhold gave Spinelle a little girl
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>>35080093
and just like that it got worse
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>>35079589
Did Greg get bullied by his sister for being so weird around girls?
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>>35080109
I wouldn't call it being bullied, but he constantly get shit from her whenever she found out that he scared off and.or ignored another pretty girl.
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>>35080131
sounds about right
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>>35080131

Morality: Be as dense as possible and you'll end up with best girl.

What was Marianne's mother relationship with the rest of the gang?
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>>35079965
and that is why he likes to cross-dress, poor basted was fired from the nice guard job after getting caught trying on the princess dresses
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>>35080159
>Morality: Be as dense as possible and you'll end up with best girl.
if that were true Reinhold would've ended up with Best Princess
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>>35080188
I think you mean best dragon.
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>>35080188
He was actually slightly not-dense as regards Luci.

I still believe it was because she was the first girl we saw torture someone (to death? I don't remember.) Being too dense around her might have been bad for our health.
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>>35080202
well, Marianne does have quite the temper
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>>35080159
Marianne's Mom was probably Marianne before Marianne was Marianne.
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"Such a shame..." you mumble.
"What is?" Luciana asks, an uninterested look on her face.
"That my once-affectionate girlfriend has decided to completely shut me out like this," you reply. "And I bet that the first thing you'll do when you get back to your uncle's place is to complain about me to Ariane..."
"Yes, it is a sad thing when a young couple fights," Takamaru says, patting you on the shoulder. "I am sorry that my advice wasn't helpful."
"It's okay, this isn't your fault," you reply, shaking your head. "It's my fault for being stupid... I guess the only thing I can do is drown my sorrows in cake. I just hope that my tears don't ruin the flavor."

As you begin eating your piece of cake, you cut Luciana a few glances in between bites. She looks increasingly frustrated...


>[1/?]
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>>35080221

Considering how arch's original plan was to have Marianne's daughter be even more of a brat that she is, I could see it being a passed on thing.

Though I'm actually pretty sure she was an angel and Marianne would kill you for implying something like that. Dead parents are always perfect.

>>35080234

>later that day
>"Fine, Sylvie. You win."
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>>35080234
>As you begin eating your piece of cake, you cut Luciana a few glances in between bites. She looks increasingly frustrated...
now I can't wait to give her her gift
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>>35080275

inb4 they're shitty second-hand grimoires.
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>>35080273
>>later that day
>>"Fine, Sylvie. You win."
>Rana overhears
>starts plotting to get both Reinhold and Sylvie
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>>35080210
I think she stabbed one guy with a dagger and we finished him off, and then tortured another by crushing his arm with magic.

I'm pretty sure that technically Takamaru killed the guy she was torturing, chopped his head off or something, but she certainly wasn't squeamish about ordering him to do so.

And yeah, I liked her beforehand because she seemed the most devious and cold-blooded of the girls, but that scene cemented it.
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>>35080288
>>35080288
better, we accidentally give her the sushi book as well. it gives her ideas for later
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>>35080288
>"It's the thought that counts"
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>>35080312
please no
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>>35080300

Reinhold would suffocate.
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>>35080324
Not exactly a bad way to go
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>>35080322
please yes
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>>35080324
and that's.........bad?
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>>35080340

For a victim of shotarape, I'd say it is.
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>>35080312
And we accidentally give Nico the grimoires and she doesn't realize because she can't read.
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>>35080324
>double teamed by busty muscle witch and stacked dragon girl
naw, I'll take the risk
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>>35080234
>[2/2]


"Ugh..." Luciana mumbles under her breath. "Reinhold."
"Hm?" you look up from your cake of feigned sadness.
"I want another piece of cake," she says.
"Okay?"
"And I want you to go get it for me," she replies. "I may be inclined to forgive you if you do."


>yeah, sure
>nope
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>>35080386
>yeah, sure

Get another piece for ourself while we're at it, you can never have too much cake.
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>>35080386
>yeah, sure
I'm tempted to bring back the grimoires with the cake but I don't know
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>>35080386

"Okay, but I'm feeding it to you."
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>>35080386
>nope
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>>35080386
>yes

Bring cake to the blue dressed princess. That way it will be harder for others to take her away.
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>>35080402
i want this so much. But only to tease her
Then actually do it
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>>35080386
>yeah, sure
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>>35080386
>>yeah, sure
only if I get to feed you
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>>35080386
>>35080402
>>yeah, sure
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>>35080386
>>nope
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>>35080402
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>>35080402
Tempting.
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>>35080386
>>yeah, sure
1.Cut cake into a heart shape
2.Hand to Luci
3.see's there's no fork
4.Use ours to take a piece
5. Say Aww
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>>35080386
>>35080426
This
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>>35080402
YES
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>>35080402
I'm in, I want to see that blush.
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>>35080386

>yeah, sure

Why would we pick no?

>>35080402

We better do this.
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>>35080386
THIS!
>>35080402
FTW!
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>>35080402
>feed Luci delicious cake
>look over to Nico and Meido
>they're doing the same
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>>35080494
>tfw our artist brother-in-law isn't there to sketch that perfect image.
>>
>writing
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>>35080494
>Marianne rolls her eyes, but is secretly jealous
>Karel drops spaghetti suggesting she and Emilio do the same
>the adults have the greatest shit-eating grins ever on their face
>Reya is covering Elena's eyes

>>35080506

He did that exact thing when they were doing it in the restaurant.

>>35080519

Really hoping my suggestion isn't gonna send her over the edge.
>>
you guys realise the cake feeding will end up including the ol' switcheroo. eating the cake that was poised to go into her mouth ourselves
>>
Then Slyvie walks in and notices all of them are having a party without her.
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>>35080559
We still gotta save her and Rana some cake
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>>35080559
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>>35080559

At least she wouldn't be as fun to tease. Too easy.
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>>35080559
Don't worry anon, we can party with sylvie when the VN comes out in 2016.
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>>35080559

Who?
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>>35080544
What? So the Wilhelms were actually behind the conspiracy. Damn, I knew we shouldn't have trusted them!
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>>35080613

Our dragon maid childhood friend.
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"Okay," you reply.
"Good," Luciana nods. "Now hurry up and-"
"But only if I get to feed it to you."

Prepared for the impact of whatever Luciana decided to do in reprisal for that joke, you shut your eyes and tense up... but no such beating comes. And when you open them back up, you're met with the sight of the red-haired Princess smiling. And not in her usual manner, either.

"Oh my..." Luciana says, gazing at you in the same manner that Racquel was looking at Reya, "...I suppose I don't even have to make the request myself."
"Uh, what?" you stare at her.
"In order to humiliate you, I had hoped to force you to feed me the cake right here in front of everyone, but I suppose you've already accepted where your proper place in this relationship is?"
"I'm not exactly sure what you're implying there..."
"C'mon, hurry up!" Luciana says, pushing you away. "And don't drag your feet!"

What the hell did you get yourself into.


>[1/?]
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>>35080660

help.

i am diamonds.
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>>35080660

Curse. Foiled again!
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>>35080660
she thinks she's won, now to make this a embarrassing for her as possible.
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>>35080660

uhh

did we fuck up, boys?
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>>35080660
Bwahaha
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>>35080660
what have we done.
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>>35080660
it was a trap.

Well, I'm out. good night
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>>35080660
Did we just awaken femdom Luci?
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>>35080683
pretend to feed her.

then eat the cake instead.
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>>35080660
>>35080674
>>35080681
>>35080683
>>35080685
>>35080686
>>35080692
>>35080693
>>35080695
Well, Arch did always say hers was the route with the most whips and chains on it.
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>>35080685

If she hadn't planned to be fed=successful troll is successful.

But she did, so it's just that we thought of the same thing and now neither of us is trolled.
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>>35077514

>she picks up two more plates for herself
>King's face when
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>>35080660
since she thinks she has won we have to feed her in the most embarrassing way possible, almost like a child.

This includes wiping her mouth and doting on her as such.
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>>35080660
>>35080683
>>35080698
all this, have here open her mouth then eat the piece, make cute noises when we feed her, put frosting on her nose then wipe it off and eat it. two can play this game missy
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>>35080695

nevermind boys

i think we won

okay but we gotta counter this somehow

we gotta keep pulling the cake back before she takes it off the fork good plan n/n ?
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>>35080740
No
these are good
>>35080725
>>35080730
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>>35080725

Starts by loudly saying "say 'aaah'".

And then insist she open her mouth wider.

But not enough to get people to think there's lewd undertones here.

>>35080740

Bad. Cakes are serious business.
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>>35080740

Nah, gotta miss a bit and get some icing on her nose.
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>>35080698
>>35080711
>>35080725
>>35080730
>>35080740
Guys, guys.

You keep saying she thinks she's "Won".

What if it's not a competition and we're just doing something nice and cutesy with our girlfriend?
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>>35080725
>>35080730
Yeah what these Anons said.
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>>35080769
everything is a competition, especially love.

Git Gud or go home
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>>35080660
>"In order to humiliate you, I had hoped to force you to feed me the cake right here in front of everyone, but I suppose you've already accepted where your proper place in this relationship is?"
Fuck yeah! The dominatrix dream is still alive!
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>>35080769

She started it!

Honestly, it already looks cute, in a "birds of a feather" way.

>>35080783

We are strong.
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>>35080769

I mean, >>35080730 IS cute.

We just shouldn't eat the cake.
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>>35080791
eat the lucy
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>>35080817

Now that's just lewd.
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>>35080831
I bet she tastes delicious.
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>>35080841
>redhead

Nah.
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>>35080791
Stealing a bite or two should be alright, and if we feed her a bit first she won't expect it.
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>>35080660
>[2/2]

With a heavy heart, you head back to the table, only stopping to give a greeting to Arnaud before getting another piece of cake for Luciana and returning to your girlfriend's side.

"It took you long enough," Luciana says, scolding you with her hands on her hips. "Now feed me my cake before it goes stale."


>do as the lady instructs
>do it some other way
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>>35080859
>do it some other way
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>>35080859
>>do as the lady instructs

L.....lewd
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>>35080859
>>do it some other way
>>35080725
>>35080730
make her equally embarrassed, or just embarrassed since we were gonna do it anyway and foiled her plans
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>>35080859
>do it some other way

"Open wide and say 'aaah'."

Loud enough for people to hear it.

Then wipe her when she's done.
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>>35080859

>do it some other way

"Say aaaah~"

then get her on the nose
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>>35080859
>>do as the lady instructs
>>do it some other way

Feed her once.

Then when she wants the second bite, hold until the last minute and eat it instead.
>>
>>35080888
This
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>>35080859
get some icing on your finger then feed it to her
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>>35080888

Let's do it, boys.
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>>35080891
>>35080859
Then wipe it off her nose with a finger and eat the frosting. Then we can feed her a piece.
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>>35080859
>do as the lady instructs
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>>35080859
>>do as the lady instructs
>>do it some other way
both
1st bite give to her "Say Aww"
then wait til the last second on the last second then eat it
next give her a piece doing cute noises loud enough for people to hear
then feed her getting some on her nose and saying "Aww Luci sweety, you're so clumsy. Lets me get that"
then eat the frosting
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>>35080859
Feed it to her mouth to mouth
>>
This is psychological warfare of the highest order.

The tension is breath-taking.
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>>35080925

Sheesh, get a room you two.

seriously, let's not go overboard in public though. And Racquel will probably faint.
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>>35080951
>And Racquel will probably faint.
not seeing the bad side
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>>35080891
>>35080918
Seconding these.
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

yo, are we gonna roll for this

lemme warm up the dice

20
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>>35080859
>do it some other way

Slowly and deliberately eat the entire piece of cake in front of her. Look her in the eye the entire time.

Don't do this. Seriously, it's a joke.
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>>35080951

Racquel does not care for the het unless it's her and Reya.
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>>35080943
all relationships are psychological warfare, she fired the first shot but we cut her off before she could finish. now its time to set the stage and see who can out cute/embarrass the other, like chicken but with cake
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Guys, guys, can't you see she's trying to manipulate us to get the upper hand?
Feeding her was our idea and we should go through with it as we intended, not change our plans in attempt to spite her. Besides, she's our loved one.
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>>35080859
Get some on the corner of her mouth and kiss it off
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>>35080961
May the dice Gods be favorable to us.
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>>35080981

This isn't spiting, anon.

It's a war of love.
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>>35080981
>we should go through with it as we intended, not change our plans in attempt to spite her.
what change of plans, this is how I planned to feed her from the beginning
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恋は戦争


>書いています
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>>35081006
I thought it was a battlefield?
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>>35081006
Damnit, I'm too lazy for google translate.
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>>35081006
I don't speak your moon runes archelon
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>>35080981
pretty sure this is how it was always gonna go down
>Later
>How could you embarrass me like that Reinhold?
>Should've clarified how I planning to feeding you before you sent me to get cake.
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>>35081006
Feed her the first bite. And while she's eating it, french her.

Luciana is no stranger to the game of Lewd Chicken, but that doesn't mean we can't go down flaming. Or something along those lines, aynway.
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>>35081006
私は勝利を計画戦争
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>>35081006

戦場での愛の咲く
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>>35081006
>Sadaharu

For those who forgot.

That's the King from the tiiiny kingodm of Kinsei.

The one who married a kitsune and had a beautiful trap son. They're bros with the Gibleaut boys and fetched Matthias for themselves.

>>35081017

It's what he's saying.
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>>35081019
I tried to go to Google translate with only my mouse hand, but it was a fruitless task.

One day, anon. One day.

>Love is war
>Writing
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>>35081036

愛には、ダイニングテーブルに咲く。wwwwwwwww
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>>35081054
ダイニングテーブルも戦争。
>>
ウェエアボおspェアせsペアk円gぃshください
>>
>>35081054
>>35081064
>>35081076
Caneuicmo, cdub fedr dra suuh nihac. Ed'c yhhuoehk yc cred. Cbayg al bhed ehcdayt.
>>
I'll show you people a real war that involves no love if you don't start speaking English again.
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>>35081054
>>35081064
>>35081076

Do prdele, nechte si ty japonský čmáranice na >>>/int/
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>>35081064
>>35081076
No hablo moonspeak.
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>>35081064
JIBUUUN WOOOOO
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>>35081064
I wish I was playing earlier.
I would of voted holding the fork just in front of our face and told her "Come and get it"
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>>35081099

オノ!プリーズストップ!

F-fine.
>>
The lady wishes for her cake, and that is what she will get. But it will be in the manner that -you- choose, not her.

"As my lady wishes," you say as you cut off a small piece with your fork. (or is it Luciana's fork?) "Now say 'aah~'"

Making a big show of it, you hold your fork up to the Princess's mouth.

"Aaahn~" With her eyes closed, Luciana opens up her mouth and leans towards you.


>properly feed it to her
>bop her nose with it instead
>>
>>35081165
>properly feed it to
If she's willing to play along, No need to be a dick about it.
>>
>>35081165
kiss her instead
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>>35081165
>properly feed it to her

Wait until the third bite to get frosting on her nose.
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>>35081165
>bop her nose with it instead
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>>35081165
>properly feed it to her

Soon.
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>>35081165
>properly feed it to her

we have to give her the first few bites properly or it's to obvious.
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>>35081165
>bop her nose with it instead
she can be so clumsy sometimes
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>>35081165

>Other. Just hold it there, not feeding her.
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>>35081165
>properly feed it to her
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>>35081165
>properly feed it to her
Lull her into a false sense of security before we strike.
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>>35081165
>properly feed it to her
Shit's too kawaii
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>>35081165
>bop her nose with it instead the kiss it off
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>>35081165

>properly feed it to her
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>>35081165
>properly feed it to her
>>
>>35081165
>>properly feed it to her
after that, the game begins
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>>35081165
>properly feed it to her
Let's not betray her trust the very first time she offers it to us.
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>>35081165
>properly feed it to her
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>>35081181

Wait, shit. You guys are right.

>properly feed it to her

We gotta hold off on this for sure and wait.
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>>35081165
>properly feed it to her
>bop her nose with it instead
WE CAN DO BOTH
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>>35081165
>properly feed it to her
We must wait for the perfect opportunity.
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>>35081165
>>properly feed it to her
Not yet.
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>>35081165
>>properly feed it to her
>>
>>35081165
>>properly feed it to her

Feed her properly the first time
>>
We've spent an entire thread on a piece of cake.

There is no going back now.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

roll to feed cake

dc is 10
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What have I done.


>writing
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>>35081165
Properly feed her the first time.
Then bop her with it.
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>>35081262

You challenged us by presenting Luciana as the mistress of tease.
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>>35081262
>What have I done.
I have no idea, but whatever it is I support it.
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>>35081262
As the Dan Kim would say.

Cake.
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>>35081262
you started this, some of us wanted to feed her in cutsie ways you just gave everyone else time to jump on board the train
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>>35081262
Maximum teasing.
>>
Instead of doing anything odd, you hold your fork steady and guide the piece of cake that it contains into your girlfriend's mouth. Once you feel the resistance of Luciana's teeth gently biting down on it, you slide it out of her mouth and watch as she slowly chews on the cake a few times before swallowing it, licking her lips once she's finished.

Something about this seems extremely lewd, but you're too invested in it to care.

"Mmm, delicious!" Luciana giggles. "More, pleeease..."
"Very well," you reply as you cut off another piece with the fork and move to feed it to her.


>[1/?]
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PGQ 197: Cake Edition
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>>35081328
>"Very well," you reply as you cut off another piece with the fork and move to feed it to her.
It Begins Now
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>>35081328

REMEMBER

"SAY AAAAH~"
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>>35081328

A good thing Spinelle never had the same idea.

>>35081330

Cake eating is 15% of PGQ by my estimations.
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>>35081328
>Something about this seems extremely lewd, but you're too invested in it to care.
luckily the voices in your head that tell you what to do are not
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>>35081341
And tea don't forget the tea.
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>>35081341

>15%

I wish.

Namek arc was tragically short on cakes.
>>
Their kids are gonna have serious issues if these two keep acting like this.

And then it'll be their "aunts" job to cheer them up.

>>35081359

Well, there was Alicia...
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>>35081328
That detailed description, all we need is a few head tilts and we'll have fully entered -Monogatari mode.
>>
Just think, right now we could be feeding cake to Meido and Best Girl right now if we had made the right choice
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>>35081379

That must requires quite a bit of coordination.

Honestly, I think it'd probably be best/worst with Marianne. Cakes seem like cocaine to her.
>>
>>35081328

As you continue with... whatever the hell this is, you scan the room to see who's watching. Karel's staring at the two of you with her mouth agape as she repeatedly hits Emilio on his shoulder in order to get his attention. Once the Prince realizes what you're doing, his face turns almost as red as his hair and he spins around so that he can no longer witness your sensual feeding of his elder sister.

Racquel's watching with the widest, lewdest grin that she can possibly manage... or at least she does up until Valerie notices as well and snatches away her glasses so that she can't see. She then calls for their father to ask for help, but Sir Vincent doesn't seem to see anything wrong with her watching the two of you.

And then there's Marianne... she turns away the second she notices what you're up to, but her father does no such thing. He's busy laughing like mad while slapping Arnaud on the back and encouraging him to do the same.


>[2/?]
>>
>>35081386

>And Gregory is nowhere to be seen, but you feel again strangely antsy...
>>
>>35081379
There is always the VN, right?
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>>35081386
thispleasesgaga.jpg
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>>35081394
>can't let Rein out preform me
>getting me wife
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>>35081386
Poor Emilio, Rein's got more points with Mari and he is gonna bang his sister
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>>35081386

Yes, yes, YES.
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>>35081386

<Good.>

To think, we could've done this with Marianne.
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>>35081386
And now is the time to strike, everyone is watching and she has no where to run
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>>35081394
Elena is gonna be soo mad she missed this, so much older sister teasing material
>>
>>35081386
>[3/3]

Nicolette and Melanie don't seem to be very interested in your antics at all, however, instead preoccupied with their own conversation. You can see both girls start to blush as they talk.

As for Takamaru... he seems to be the most uncomfortable person in the room.

Having been pulled into the momentum of things, you continue to carefully feed Luciana her slice of cake bit by bit, taking care to make sure that each and every piece makes its way into the Princess's waiting mouth. And every time you pull back the fork, Luciana licks any and all frosting tnat may have grazed her lips until they're glistening.

But now there's only one piece left. Your heart begins to race as you spear the pastry with your fork, gently pick it up, and then guide it towards your girlfriend's mouth...


>bop her in the nose with it
>make like you're going to feed it to her normally, then eat it yourself
>>
>>35081437

She' still at an age where she think all this stuff is gross.
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>>35081426
I feel you

>>35081386

As Turkey handle has the wet dream scene, Cake scene with all girls in PGQ VN.
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>>35081453
>bop her in the nose with it
>make like you're going to feed it to her normally, then eat it yourself

Why not both?
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>>35081426

Or Sylvie. Or Carol. Or Rana. In her dragon form

Oh well, fortunately there are no bad girls among the romanceables.
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>>35081453
Bop her nose with it, and eat the remainder.
>>
>>35081453
Neither
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>>35081453
>>bop her in the nose with it
>>make like you're going to feed it to her normally, then eat it yourself

Bop her on the nose.

Then EAT IT
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>>35081453
>bop her in the nose with it
>make like you're going to feed it to her normally, then eat it yourself

Both, of course.
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>>35081453
>Nicolette and Melanie don't seem to be very interested in your antics at all, however, instead preoccupied with their own conversation. You can see both girls start to blush as they talk.

*sigh*

>>35081457
>>35081461

This.

>>35081459

Rana's a pretty bad girl.
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>>35081453
>>>bop her in the nose with it
>>>make like you're going to feed it to her normally, then eat it yourself
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>>35081467
Yes, let's do both. This is probably a terrible idea, but I'm voting for it anyway.
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>>35081453
>bop her in the nose with it
>>
>>35081453
Both obviously!
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>>35081482

we either go full retard or half retard

and baby

we HAVE to go full retard
>>
>>35081453
>bop her in the nose with it
Then eat it
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>>35081482

The really terrible idea would be to smear it on her nose, then lick it.
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>>35081453
>>bop her in the nose with it
then wipe the frosting off and eat it
>>
>>35081453

>just give it to her

>>35081474

Yes, but it's the *good* kind of bad.
>>
>>35081453
>>bop her in the nose with it
>>make like you're going to feed it to her normally, then eat it yourself
>>
> Smear it all on her nose
> Lick it off
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>>35081504
Nah if we're gonna lick it off we should bop her on the cheek
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>>35081453
>>bop her in the nose with it
Then eat it. YES
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>>35081453
>>bop her in the nose/cheek/face with it
>>make like you're going to feed it to her normally, then eat it yourself
then eat the frosting on her face, I want her to turn as red as her hair
>>
>>35081453
>>35081538
I forgot to add, remember to swipe the frosting off her nose and then eat that too.
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>>35081540

That would have us beheaded.
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>>35081551

GUYS

THIS IS IMPORTANT
>>
>writing
>>
Bad End incoming.
>>
>>35081581
Y'know, Arch.

Sometimes you can make ">writing" sound so very ominous.

I mean, it's just one word, and you're being polite, letting us know something's coming.

But every so often when you do I just get this vision of everything going down in flames.
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>>35081663
Mega lewd.
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>>35081663

>...but Luciana leans in and closes her mouth on your finger before you can eat the frosting yourself. You feel her tongue moving around the tip of your finger, licking it clean of all remnants of frosting.


Boys, we've won.

But we're fucking dead.

IT'S NICE KNOWING YOU BOYS
>>
>>35081658

A turtle being able to write is intimidating enough as it is.

>>35081663

Bah.

We could at least have rolled to decide the outcome.
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Carefully, you move the cake closer and closer to Luciana's face... but just before it would pass through her waiting lips, you flip it up -just- enough so that her mouth is missed entirely and the cake ends up bopping her on the nose.

"...oops," you say as Luciana opens her eyes and looks down at the frosting that's now resting on the tip of her nose.
"Reinhold..." she glares at you.
"Sorry, it was an accident," you reply as you let the fork rest on the plate and move your hand towards her face. And ever so delicately, you wipe the frosting from your girlfriend's nose and collect it on your index finger.
"It best have been," she mumbles.

And since you're not one to waste food, you move your finger towards your own mouth... but Luciana leans in and gently bites down on your finger before you can eat the frosting yourself. You feel her tongue moving around the tip of your finger, licking it clean of all remnants of frosting.

"I thought I told you," Luciana says as she draws her head back and licks her lips, "You're feeding -me- the cake, not yourself."

Her words sound angry, but her expression is anything but.


>[1/?]
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>>35081692
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>>35081685
We won by losing.
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>>35081692
Oh. Oh wow.
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>>35081700

Yeah, pretty much.

WHO'S NICOLETTE DOJO HYPE HERE?
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>>35081700
>We won by losing.
That's the /tg/ way!
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>>35081692
>>
>>35081692
so much cake
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>>35081692
>[2/2]

Once the initial shock of Luciana doing... THAT wears off, you regain your composure and reach for the fork once more.

"Uh, one more try?" you ask.
"Don't miss this time," Luciana replies.

And so, you once again pick up the fork and guide its contents towards Luciana's mouth. But this time she keeps her eyes open as if she's expecting you to try something funny a second time.

Unfortunately for her, she wasn't expecting you to do -this-.

Just before it would reach her mouth, you pull the fork back and make to eat the final piece of this slice of cake yourself. As she realizes just what it is that you're doing, Luciana's eyes widen and she starts moving towards you...


>roll 1d20
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>35081753

panic
>>
Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>35081753
>>
>>35081753

We had a good run.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35081753
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>35081753
I don't care. Let her do whatever she wants to
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>35081753

i want to faaail
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>>35081692
Damn. She's good. We made the right choice with this one folks.
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>35081753

Her lips are no doubt closing in on the cake! Move own lips in to intercept!
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

if this is a 1 can we just have this roll instead
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>>35081758
>>35081762

So it all depends on the DC.
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During this entire exchange, I've been asking myself what the hell I'm even doing.
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>>35081776
Is she trying to take the cake from our mouth?
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>>35081793
Trying to hide your boner?
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>>35081793

Since the "feed her" suggestion?

Are you at least feeling better?
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>>35081793
Don't question yourself just go with flow.
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>>35081793
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>>35081793
Gods Work.
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>>35081793
eating cake
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>>35081793

The right thing, of course.
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>>35081793
Being Cake
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>>35081793
Making me laugh, that's what.
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>>35081793

Just as cake-aku.
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>>35081807
I think I need context for this Gif.
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>>35081793
Don't forget

You now need to write a different variation of cake eating for each girl
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>>35081793
In the anime adaption I'd imagine this pretty much handled as the toothbrushing scene
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>>35081826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDE2TTeYfsQ

Just watch this. Don't question anything, just watch.
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>>35081793

You know you liked it.
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Am I the only one eating Cake right now?
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>>35081840
PLEASE, TAKE THIS
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Just as you're about to devour the cake, you see Luciana's face speeding towards yours with her mouth wide open. Almost as if she's practiced this before, she clamps down on the fork and thus robs you of your victory, then pushes your fork arm away as she continues to lean in.

You feel Luciana's arms wrap around your back, holding her steady as her lips press against yours... and then you feel something pass through them!?

Cake.

She's force-feeding you the cake that you tried to steal from her.

Mouth-to-mouth.


>[1/?]
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>>35081852
Oh god, too much.
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>>35081852

Guess shes not mad anymore
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>>35081842

I'm going for a run soon so I can't.

>>35081852

Maximum overlewd.

Also this girl has faster reflexes than Arnaud.
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>>35081852
She truly is a master of Lewd Chicken.
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>>35081852
I've completely changed my mind. Best girl. Best route.
I'm sorry Marianne, I'll still pick you first in the VN ;_;
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>>35081852
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>>35081852
Please tell me we're gonna have a rape flashback now. Please.
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>>35081852
Yes
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>>35081852
raquel is having a field day today
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>>35081868

I always said that Lucie, if not Best Girl, was still up there, but you guys were too blind to see it.

>>35081872

No, it's the moment arch reveals Marconetti's royal family has rape-insecs-from-the-south-insect in their ancestry and she's pushing eggs down our throat.
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>>35081852

[PTSD intensifies]

Just surrender, Reinhold. That way you'll enjoy it too.
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>>35081892
I've had her among my top 3 since her introduction.
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>>35081852
Mouse to mouse.
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>Cake.

>She's force-feeding you the cake that you tried to steal from her.

>Mouth-to-mouth.
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>>35081852

>[x] Counter by embracing
>[x] Lose self in the embrace
>[x] There is no cake now. Only Luci.
>[x] pass out
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>>35081852
>[2/2]

As the sweet, slightly-chewed cake mush enters your mouth, you find yourself swallowing it by reflex. Once she's satisfied that her goal has been attained, Luciana let's go of you and pulls away, only a thin thread of saliva remaining as proof of what she just did to you.

"Didn't I tell you that you weren't allowed to feed -yourself-?" Luciana says, licking her lips as she triumphantly folds her arms across her chest.
"L... Luciana..." you mumble as a bunch of memories of Bad Things mix with pleasant memories of Luciana's sweet, sugary lips course through your mind. Suddenly the world starts spinning around you and your vision starts to go dark.

You start to feel your knees buckling from underneath you, but someone catches you before you end up falling in front of everyone.

"Whoa there!" Thierri laughs as he helps you back to your feet. "I know that that was a bit forward of her to do, but it's decidedly unmanly for the GUY to faint after a kiss!"
"Th- thanks, Your Majesty," you mumble.

Once you take a few seconds to regain your balance, the King lets go of you.

"Thanks for the delicious cake, Reinhold," Luciana says, smiling at you with a look in her eyes that can only be described as lust. "You can consider yourself forgiven for that joke from earlier today."
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>>35081939
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>>35081939

I can see Marianne cringe at the whole thing.
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>>35081939

>As the sweet, slightly-chewed cake mush enters your mouth, you find yourself swallowing it by reflex. Once she's satisfied that her goal has been attained, Luciana let's go of you and pulls away, only a thin thread of saliva remaining as proof of what she just did to you.

Therri's still the best.
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>>35081939
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>>35081939
>a look in her eyes that can only be described as lust
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>>35081939
Damn. If this is what we get for stealing cake what, what will we get for our gift?
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>>35081939
shes gonna rape us tonight
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>>35081939

Everything went about as well as could be expected.

Thanks for the thread, OP!
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And of course my sleep schedule normalizes or what passes as such for me on the night that I have to go to sleep earlier than usual because of class in the morning.

Tonight's thread was.. well, it was definitely SOMETHING. I was going to have Luciana tell you to feed her and then you guys suggested it on your own before she could and then it all escalated into MAXIMUM OVERLEWDS.

Still fun, though. Somehow.

The next thread will be on Wednesday night, with False Dendrite. Hooray for total tonal shifts!


And now for questions.
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>>35081981
>Everything went about as well as could be expected.
>Everything went better than expected.
fixed that
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>implying this wasn't smut
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>>35081995
Bugger, I was hoping we'd give her the books tonight.
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>>35081995

Cheers.

Are you feeling less annoyed?

Did Arnaud laugh along with Thierri?

How did the spectators took that final kiss?
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>>35081995
Thanks for running Arch!
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>>35081995
>Tonight's thread was.. well, it was definitely SOMETHING. I was going to have Luciana tell you to feed her and then you guys suggested it on your own before she could and then it all escalated into MAXIMUM OVERLEWDS.
>Still fun, though. Somehow.
love you to arch
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>>35081995
What if we had crit failed? or crit?
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>>35081995
Your purity is fading, Turtle. In due time you will be writing delicious interlewds.
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>>35081995

Thanks for the thread, arch.

Are we gonna get everyone's reaction to what just happened?
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>>35081995

Caketiem writeups for all the other girls, when?
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>>35082020
I think it was a composure roll, crit fail would be complete breakdown.
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>>35082020

We would have collapsed into a pathetic crying heap in such an incident that the dancing class one would pale in comparison
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>>35082020
On good a critical success would have been even lewder
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>>35081995

The other folk's reaction to that last bit?
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>>35081995

Are you revaluing your position on Luciana?
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>>35081995
Thanks arch

How scandalized is everyone by this blatant display of lewd?

elemental spirits, how powerful do they get, I know there are super powerful ones but does their power vary?
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>>35081995
I would love a rundown on the others reactions to the last bit there. Both the kiss and Reinhold collapsing.
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>>35082011
>Bugger, I was hoping we'd give her the books tonight.
That's what I had PLANNED, but then you guys decided to tease Luciana some more and this happened.

>>35082014
>Are you feeling less annoyed?
A bit.

>Did Arnaud laugh along with Thierri?
He's simply shaking his head slowly in that "oh you kids" way that older folks will do.

>How did the spectators took that final kiss?
That'll open the next thread.

>>35082020
>What if we had crit failed? or crit?
Critfail would have led to Luciana knocking Reinhold over with the impromptu kiss, then she'd end up on top of him and he'd get a handful of princessmelons and faint from the TRAUMA.
Crit success would have been the same thing, only without the fainting. Because this situation is both a failure and a success.

>>35082022
>Your purity is fading, Turtle. In due time you will be writing delicious interlewds.
please no my soul of a paladin can't take much more

>>35082039
>Are you revaluing your position on Luciana?
Nicolette is still Best Girl.

>>35082044
>elemental spirits, how powerful do they get, I know there are super powerful ones but does their power vary?
I see that question in the ask-fm list, I'll get to it tomorrow.


And now it is time for turtles to sleep. Thanks for playing!

For further questioning:
http://ask.fm/Maou_Zenigame
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>>35082105
Thanks for running. Can't wait for the next installment, but that next FDQ threads will probably be pretty great too.
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>>35082105
>he'd get a handful of princessmelons

Missed opportunities
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>>35082105
>Critfail would have led to Luciana knocking Reinhold over with the impromptu kiss, then she'd end up on top of him and he'd get a handful of princessmelons and faint from the TRAUMA.
>Crit success would have been the same thing, only without the fainting. Because this situation is both a failure and a success.
fuck, i wanted that 20 more than any roll this whole quest combat or otherwise
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>>35082128
>>35082130
Rein would have finally gotten to feel up his girlfriend
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>>35082150
i wouldn't be surprised if something happened when she gets her gift, maybe not quite as enthusiastic
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>>35081939
Great, now the bitch thinks it's fair game to use rape flashbacks as punishment.
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>>35082175
don't be a dumbass
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>>35082105

Best PGQ thread in a while.
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>>35082285
Yeah
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>>35081939
>>35081852
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>>35082285
It's really good when things actually happen
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Princesses and Cake.

A winning combination.
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I always miss the fun threads dammit!
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>>35083441
Cake and Redhead. What's not to love?
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>>35084292
Can't wait to present her with our gift.



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