I am Daniel Speltin, top tier waste of potential and mid tier student, all round unimportant person about town.It's early Sunday morning. A mug of cold tea sits in front of me, resting a top the book my sister threw at me. Claire snores away with her head in my lap, as I sit outside my sister's door, waiting.She had closed it as soon as she saw me waiting here earlier, eyes red and puffy.Eventually she opens the door entirely. Walking past without acknowledging my presence at all, she 'absently' kicks the mug of tea over on my sleeping bag, puddles of it spreading towards Claire until i block them with my arm.She starts walking down the hall, shuffling steps carrying her towards the kitchen.>Wait here>Follow her and...>Go to bed
>>35063369>Follow herY'know, is what we did really that big a deal? We didn't let it go on for too long, and we apologized. If anything, wouldn't Eri be at fault for getting all obsessed over someone she just met? Also, why is it our fault that we're surrounded by cute girls and she's not? She needs to be more active about what she wants, instead of just waiting for "the One."
>>35063369>Wait hereWe've done everything we reasonably can. Now she's gotta get over it herself.
>>35063427"Let's bait Ms Forever Alone."I don't think she's popular or has any friends. So, we sort of removed a friend and crush at the same time. Not good.
Link to previous ones, seems interesting
>>35063369>Wait herejesus christ I'm in the same fucking country as you Chuckles and you start this at midnight...
>>35063369>>Wait hereDammit all Chuckles do you have any idea what time it is in my time zone? How long do you plan on running for?
>>35063536well where i am its 10 soooooo>>35063537probably a few hours, like 6+
>>35063572And it's nearly 2 am here, that's like the most inconvenient time for anything if you got shit to do the next day. Which I do. What would you say are the odds of getting some interesting character development and/or smut in in the next couple of hours?
>>35063572Fuck me you need to get an actual schedule, I've seen this start 4 hours from now, and 4 hours ago and it makes it very hard to make the threads
>>35063615Hey man, if you got stuff to do you should head to bed, archives always there>>35063616... yeah i should probably try to do that sometimes, though in my defence, I did give ample warning for this one on twitter
>>35063645So when approximately should I check your twitter page? Helps to know at least which days of the week you run this quest, otherwise I'd have to check your page constantly.
I stay where I am, Claire turning in my lap a few times, drool streaking down my leg, as she smacks her lips in her sleep.Mia and Rosa both went home for the night, Rosa saying her parents missed her and Mia saying she was expected home.Erica steps over me, her own cup of tea steaming in her hand, before she slams her door shut.Claire jolts awake on my lap, "Huh? Is she still menstruating everywhere?" She asks, rubbing her eyes blearily.>"Pretty much" Go to bed>"Don't be mean." Knock on her door again>Other?
>>35063698>"Don't be mean." Knock on her door again
>>35063685well considering i'm doing a thread every other day or so, you might wanna check it once a day, roundabout 6pm WAST idk man
>>35063645>I did give ample warning for this one on twitterAmple warning does not change the fact that I can maybe only make 1 in 3 threads because you run them all over the fucking place.Have some kind of routine for fucks sake otherwise you'll wonder one day where all your players are when you start at bumfuck o clock and we've given up on you ever having a reliable schedule.>>35063698>"Don't be mean." Knock on her door again
>>35063698>>"Pretty much" Go to bed
>>35063712Why did you start including prompts? I think it was better promptless.
>>35063698>Other?"I do kind of deserve it."Stay here.
>>35063698>>"Don't be mean." Knock on her door again
>>35063736dude, if you've a good write-in, then write it in and it'll get support, but prompts are very helpful
>>35063698>>35063698>"Pretty much" Go to bedGive her space, try and talk to her later maybe.
>>35063749It's far better for discussion, which means consensus and decisions are easier to reach. That being said, counting them is a bitch.
>>35063736there have always been prompts
"Well I kinda deserve it." I mutter, shifting my ass into a more comfortable seat on the floor.Claire shrugs and dozes off again, breath warm against my still glittering thighs. I try to keep my eyes open, I really do, but staying up the whole night is taking it's toll and my eyelids close, chin bumping into my chest.I awaken with a noise, I'd hunched over Claires' head, leaving my own trail of drool down her shirts shoulder. I can feel pain in my nose, where my glasses dug into it at a fucked angle.A sticky note is stamped to the door at door knob level. I peel it off, dragging it down for a closer look. I squint at her chicken scratch handwriting, "Gone to library, fuck off and die."I'm not sure if that's meant to damn me, or a sign she's at least returning to her somewhat normal attitude.My mother clucks her tongue in exasperation as she walks past us, telling us to stop blocking the hall, as she explains to Mike that if he doesn't get a job soon, she'll kick him out.>Stick up for Mike>Go scope out the library>Call Mia over again>Get /fit/ with Claire
>>35063741Yeah, why not.
>>35063923>Get /fit/ with Claire
>>35063923>Stick up for MikeHe is family. Just because we're fulfilling mom's dreams doesn't mean he has to right now too.
>>35063923>Get /fit/ with ClaireDuhhh.
>>35063923>>Get /fit/ with ClaireShe probably won't kill herself in a library, we can wait til she gets back
>>35063923>>Get /fit/ with Claire
>>35063923>Get /fit/ with Clairethen>Go scope out the library
>>35063923>Get /fit/ with ClaireReally, we should give Erica some space, while showing that we are concerned for her.
I shake my head, at least she's not bitching me out."C'mon, I need to hit something." I tell Claire, who was lying in my lap still, awake and staring at the ceiling.Heading to the basement, I have her hold the punching bag, as I wail inexpertly at it for a solid fifteen minutes. Claire keeps trying to correct me, but I'm mostly just getting aggression out, so she leaves me to it, doing some crunches on her own instead.I sweat out some time on the wheelless bike as well, it does help to clear my head as I push myself to the point of exhaustion.I half collapse off it, leg melting under me as I try to walk. Claire drags me to the old couch we shifted down here, returning with a glass of water, which she dumps some powder in. "Brought this from home." She tells me, "Don't spill any, this cost me a shit tonne of money."I take a sip, nearly gagging on the flavour, but I down the glass as she cracks her knuckles. Now it's my turn to collapse in her lap."I really fucked up, huh?" I ask."Yeah, instead of just fucking her." Claire responds with a grin."Not the time or place." I tell her, running a hand over my eyes.She just ruffles my hair, "C'mon, I got something that might cheer you up, I brought it in my boooox oooof stuuuuff." She wiggles her fingers ominously at the last few words>Whatever this is, I doubt I want part of it>Alright>Maybe we should check up on Erica>Mike could probably use my help
>>35064181>AlrightWe'll check on Erica when she gets back.
If she walks in on us rutting, the retribution would probably be swift and legendary.Or she could join in.Or both.
>>35064181>>AlrightThis smacks of funtimes and I want in
>>35064181>>Whatever this is, I doubt I want part of itbut>>Fine
>>35064181>>Whatever this is, I doubt I want part of it
>>35064181>>Maybe we should check up on EricaWelp I'm casin' out. Try not to fuck big sis anons.Or do, if that's your cup of tea. I don't care.
>>35064181>>Maybe we should check up on Erica
>>35064181>AlrightI'd say wait until Erica's back before we check up on her again.
>>35064223this is good
>>35064181>AlrightI think we can solve Eri's problems by just sexing her up in 63 mode.
>>35064422just being in 63 mode fucked things up, it would take one hell of an effort to fix things in 63 mode
>>35064438Where there's a will, there's a way!
I take a prolonged breath. "Yeah, alright."She helps me upstairs, half dragging me, as I hack up phlegm that had congealed in my lungs the workout.She sits me on the bed and places a box in my lap. Smaller than the other one I'd seen her grab. I have the suspicion she split this one up from the rest."Open it, ya nignog." She commands, rapping me on the head with her knuckles.Removing the lid, reveals a rather weedy looking cactus plant. “Where the hell did you even get a cactus?”“Found it.” Is all she has to say.“How do you find a cactus?”She’s bustling around in her bags by this point. “Uncle Jimmy gave it as a present.” She straightens and turns around to smile at me. “I called it Danny y’know.”“Aw, that’s actually kinda sweet.” I can't help but give her a smile.“Yeah, it’s a skinny prick that depends on me for survival.” My smile disappears as she leans over and taps me on the nose. “Boop.” She returns from her rummaging, handing me a framed picture of the two of us, from my tenth birthday, she's got cake smeared up her face in the photo, and I'm staring, dead eyed, into my gameboy.>What do?
>>35064483>"Well at least I can go for ages without water!"
>>35064483Help her unpack her stuff in our room. Find some place on the window sill for Danny, and put the picture up on our desk.Consider getting a better picture of us taken to be framed.
>>35064483Reminisce about childhood
>>35064181> Maybe we should check on Erica.
>>35064628Nah. We should stop kow-towing to her, and just go about our lives as usual. Our sister being mean to us isn't anything new. However, we should take good care of that Shadow of the Colossus figure.
>>35064683>However, we should take good care of that Shadow of the Colossus figure.we should also fix the one she threw against her door
>>35064483>Get the second half of Sword Art Online and prepare to watch with your sister
>>35064735Why would you do that? I thought we wanted her not to hate us
>>35064735>Sword Art Online>Good for reconciliation>Not the equivalent of a flaming sack of shit
I give her a kiss on the cheek, a silent thanks for being uncharacteristically thoughtful.She wraps a hand around my neck, "Love ya, shitcunt." She murmurs."C'mon, we should probably unpack some of your stuff." I tell her after a minute.I shunt my half my wardrobe aside, allowing her to squeeze her clothes and shit in. I place the cactus on the window sill and give it a few drops of water, sunning it.The picture, I place on my desk, placing it next to the figure my sister presented me with, I shift the frame in front of it a bit, it helps ease the guilt knotting in my gut. I do however blow a puff of dust off the figure.Claire joins me, looking at the picture, "Heh, look how dumb your haircut was." I turn to her, "You literally have a bowl cut in this. No wonder we never had any friends."She grins, resting her head sideways on my shoulder, digging some of my headphones from her pocket. She shunts one in my ear, before placing her own in. She's got my phone, playing a song I don't recognise for a few seconds, before it clicks, "Find. Me. somebody to LOooOOOVE!">Slowdance>Fuck that>Awkward loser dancing, it's what I'm best at
>>35064824>SlowdanceFinally some private time with the best waifu
>>35064824>SlowdanceSing alongGet Claire to sing alongIt's Queen and Freddie would be disappointed with you if you don't
>>35064824>>Slowdancemaybe start crying for being such a fuckup with Sis situation because that would be pathetic and we haven't really been that pathetic in a while
>>35064824slowdance with no sing alongspend some nice quality time
>>35065030>be a pathetic crybabyThat's Sheen's gimmick, and the whole thing with the sister isn't that bad, she'll get over it, probably.
We belt out along to the song, out of tune of course, as I wrap my arms around her hips.We spin in place, her head nestling into my shoulder for a while, as she bellows up into my free ear.She pulls away, indicating for a spin, I try to duck her into a dip kiss, but you know, bitch arms.I drop her to the floor, but her head thankfully lands on a pile of misplaced shirts as she drags me down with her.She giggles as the headphones scatter uselessly, pulling me in for another kiss. When our lips seal, she starts to lift a little off the floor, floating upwards again. Sprawled atop her, I cling on to her, breaking the kiss in instinctual fear of loss of control. She laughs at the look of fear on my face. "You're a nerd, ya know that?" She asks.She reaches above me and pushes off the ceiling, sending us sailing to wall above my door.>What do?
>>35065095"Yeah, but I'm your nerd and you love it."
>>35065095>Take off clothes and see if they float tooYou know, for experimental purposes
>>35065095"And you're my beautiful, cute, slightly worryingly fine with polygamy, girlfriend."
>>35065095"And that's why you love me."
>>35065120i like this one
>>35065095"And you're a musclehead. And I love you, Claire."
I cling tighter, "Yeah, but I'm your nerd, and you love it." She kisses the top of my nose before I continue, "And you're my beautiful, cute, slightly worryingly fine with polygamy, girlfriend."She winks, clicking her tongue reassuringly, "You know it." She reaches her arms out, stopping us from bashing into the wall. Pushing off the roof, she floats us downwards.She spins at the last second, dropping me off on the floor and pushing back up to float around my fan.The floating cuts abruptly, and she falls, crashing into my bed, her head bangs against the bed frame slightly. "Ah dick!" She grouses, rubbing at her head, her finger comes away, thin streak of blood trailing down her forehead.>Treat it with medicine>Toughen up >Use her healing shit
>>35065291>>Use her healing shit>"We just gotta hold hands to fix that right?"
>>35065291>Treat it with medicine
>>35065291Examine the injury so we can triage if it needs healing shit or just sleep.
>>35065291>>Treat it with medicineDoting_girlfriend.mkv
>>35065291>stop bleeding with medicine>use her healing shit to close it>wash it upIn that order. Any bleeding on the head or face is a bitch, because it tends to bleed a lot.
>>35065291>>Treat it with medicine
>>35065318>>35065327>>35065340>>35065376I still don't get why you guys think we need to use medicine. Ours power-dispersal-powers have proved reliable enough thus far that I have no doubt we can heal her magically, and as such dicking about with medicine will only cause delay until she feels better (not that she probably cares, the lovable musclehead)Inb4 gotta clean wound - last time it was when she'd punched a tree and had splinters in her hand, we removed them but we did nothing about cleaning the wound before it healed.Lastly, it's so much quicker to simply hold her hands briefly before going to find a medical kit that why the hell not?
"Aw diddums." I croon, parroting her mockery back at her. I have her sit, examining the wound. Not deep, she just poked her forehead a bit too hard on a corner of something. "C'mon, I'll be your sexy nurse."I lead her to the kitchen, sitting her on the bench, I clean her up, she hisses as the iodine presses to her, as I keep pressure on the cut.That done, I set everything aside and offer my hands, "Here." Sure enough, she grasps my hands, and the wound forces itself shut, she groans, clasping at her gut for a second. I stare at her and she shakes her head, "S'nothing."I shrug, wiping her face off for any remaining blood."Thanks Danny, you're the best girlfriend a gal can ask for." She tells me, kissing a finger and mashing it into my cheek.At that moment, Erica walks in through the front door, keys clattering on the bench as she throws them down on the bench.She heads straight for the fridge, taking a long slug of milk, straight from the jug. She wipes her mouth, without looking she says, "I want to talk to you. Alone.">What do?
>>35065531Doting, not getting reliant on them for every little thing, doting, sexy nursery, doting
>>35065544Talk to our sister. Alone.
>>35065544>Alright. Now and where?
>>35065544>Shoot a meaningful look into Claire's eyes>Go and speak to her aloneAlso, Claire just regenned her hymen
>>35065544Get the lube and prepare our anus cuz she is going to tear it and us apart.
>>35065544Ask Claire if she could wait for us in our room; she's free to play whatever videogames she wants.
>>35065595 here, this anons got to get some sleep, damn you Chuckles and your retarded runtimes
Claire shunts me into the hall after her, collapsing on the couch to watch K dramas with Mum.I follow Erica to her room, pushing the door open, she barely has me inside, before she shoves me back against the door, hand pressed into it over my shoulder, to keep it shut."What you did was retarded and weird." Good start. No fist swinging yet.Her lips curl in anger. Growling in frustration, she asks me>"Why the fuck didn't you come to the library?"
Man, I hope we can get all this drama sorted out by the time this thread's over. Drama is good as a plot device, but if it goes on for too long everything just gets kinda bleak in a world where we can give girls (or guys?) super powers by kissing them. So what I'm saying is, let's not dwell on drama too much and have fun.
>>35065725>"Uhm...uuuhhhh...."Just stare at her dumbly.
>>35065725Slap our face."Shit, I JUST KNEW there was a reason you left that note, I was just too fucking blind."
>>35065725>You said to fuck off and die. Does one do that at a library?
>>35065725>Because I don't think you could have told me in any more explicit terms that you were not interested in talking to me then.
>>35065725"I didn't think you'd want anything to do with me."
>>35065725Wait, you wanted us to come to the library? I turned into a girl temporarily, that doesn't mean I can understand the indirect request girls make.
>>35065725"You said to fuck off and die. I thought you needed more time to yourself."
>>35065725>"It... was not apparent from the note that that was what you wished me to do."
>>35065725"All your note said was to fuck off and die; I thought you wanted more time to yourself."
"Your note said, and I quote, 'Fuck off and die'. How was I supposed to interpret that?" This some bullshit.She slaps her forehead, "Rrrrg, how the fuck did you get any girls to like you. That's girl talk for come meet me at the library!"I just quirk an eyebrow, "Are you sure it's not crazy bitch for come meet me at the library?"Her eyes droop again, tears starting to well in them, "I thought I found someone nice." She murmurs, "Someone that actually liked me. All the girls in my course... they call me Ericunt. Not even behind my back. They all make fun of me for being a weeb....">What do?
>>35065876not suggesting this is what to say but man this is funny considering she yelled at us to hide our power level.
>>35065876Hug her."Well, I ain't got tits, but I'm sure I like you well enough."
>>35065876>Say "Don't ruin this." and just hug.
>>35065876>Hug>C'mon sis, I like you. Maybe not how you thought Danielle did, but I do care about you.
>>35065876>Hug tightly>"Most people are shits. You just gotta find the one's that aren't. Claire's been my only friend for as long as I remember, it's only recent that I've had anything to do with anyone else at all">>35065888Not really, that's plain simple human nature to mock others for personal traits you wish you didn't have
>>35065876"The kids in my grade make fun of me for the same shit...me and Claire have made some effective plots to murder a few and hide the bodies over the years. I've learned that I don't need anyone to think I'm cute so long as I've got at least one person who can tolerate me."
>>35065947>Maybe not how you thought Danielle didNo.
>>35065955I know it's human nature but it's still damn funny.
>>35065977Well then I agree, it IS pretty darned funny when people do that
>>35065876Hug her."Look, I know how it can be. Up until just a week ago, Claire and me were in the same exact boat. Until I came along, so was Mia. "Until you find the one or two people in your course who aren't complete and utter cunts and assholes, we can be here for you."
>>35065876>Hugs>"But I do like you."
>>35065956>Seconding, along with,"Hey, you wanna go fuck up their day with superpowers?"
I lean forward, wrapping her in a hug, she flinches for a second, but allows it. "C'mon Eri, I like you."She sniffles loudly into my shoulder, "Shut up."I shake me head, "No I do, really. Look, I get it, I've only had one friend as long as I can remember. Mia had it even rougher until a week ago." Another sniff, I can feel the tears staining through my shirt now, "Really?"I nod into her shoulder, "Yeah, but I realised, I don't need everyone to like me, most people are just huge cunts, as long as I had one person to tolerate my bitching."She pulls back, "But I don't have any friends, not really.""Well, until you find someone in your classes, you can talk to me and Claire and even Mia. Ok?" A weak smile breaks through her tears, like a sun shining through a parting in clouds, "That's the spirit." I tweak her chin, "Cheer up sis."She slaps me across the face, hard. I can taste blood where I bit my cheek in surprise. "That's for tricking me." She rights me again, before pecking me on the forehead, "And that's for not being a shit.">What do?
>>35066143"I... think I deserve more of a hit then that."
>>35066165That just makes it sound like you're getting off on it.
>>35066143>Kiss her"I'm sure I don't need to say what that's for."
>>35066143>"Wow, uhm...well, you sure hit like a girl."
>>35066143Stumble off and find Clair. Let the bonding over vidya begin.If mom asks about the red, we were practicing a dramatic presentation for English.
>>35066143>>35066165"There's some stuff in the basement if you want to join us in training."
>>35066143>"By the way, it seems I have the ability to give people super powers when I display them affection. It doesn't have to be anything major, Mia's drawings come to life simply when I hold her hand. Wanna see what you can do?"
>>35066143Offer to keep her company with Claire. "Hey, come on, hang out with Claire and me. As foul-mouthed and insensitive as she is, she does like you, you know."As for Mike, I dunno. On the one hand, we've been treating him like shit. But on the other, he treats everyone else like crap.
>>35066182Are you forgetting she is our sister?
>>35066143Seconding >>35066231 and >>35066191>As for Mike, I dunno. On the one hand, we've been treating him like shit. But on the other, he treats everyone else like crap.Leave him be, he has his waifus, he needs nothing else.
>>35066247Not for an instant.
>>35066231>As for Mike, I dunno. On the one hand, we've been treating him like shit. But on the other, he treats everyone else like crap.Help him with life or something as Mom's throwing him away soon if we do nothing
>>35066198This, I wanna know what sis' powers are
How about we don't kiss her
>>35066252>>35066261He can be NEET-ish, but he still needs to get a job, even if it's a part-time one, to at least afford a small apartment, electricity, and an internet connection.
>>35066261How exactly do we help a NEET? Shove a 2.5D cosplayer in front of him to drag him off to anime-cons wearing mildly respectable anime outfits?
>>35066247>pic related>>35066143>>35066165>>35066193>>35066182>>35066198Why are all these options yes?
>>35066261Maybe we can make it a family project, Make Mike not suck,.
>>35066295>>35066296 Use Claire to subdue him and kidnap him into a trip to a less weeb place.
>>35066198This, at the very least we should tell her about it all.
>>35066260What's wrong with you?Inb4 you want us to fuck our sister
>>35066311pls no>>35066316Sounds like a good challenge.
>>35066349You know the old adage, you can't spell 'win' without 'incest'
>>35066296>drag him off to anime-cons wearing mildly respectable anime outfits?Make him think he's doing a Pheonix Wright cosplay?"Come on, man, get in character. You're a defense lawyer now."
>>35066325He'd wither and die.Why don't we tell him to learn IT?
well this vote is a cluster fuckthrowing it to strawpoll for clarity votes close at 40 minutes past the hourhttp://strawpoll.me/2631192
>>35066367But you can, has all that inbreeding made you retarded
>>35066404Ah, he's thinking of wincest
>>35066403Over 40 votes. Do we really have that many people here or is there some samefagging going down?
Can we please not make this weird again? I mean, weirder? We seem like we come from a regular, non-incestual family.
>>35066439And yet he'd still have fucked it up, should have been "you can't spell wincest without win" rather than "you can't spell win without wincest"
>>35066403por que no los cuatro
>>35066493It's almost like it was deliberate...
>>35066478What do you think retard? Strawpoll is even easier to samefag then 4chan
>>35066482I would not call our family normal by any stretch of the word
>>35066478Actually it counts choosing more than one option as more than one vote
>>35066505I do find it interesting that "Kiss Her" has shot from barely any votes to the lead in the last minute or so.
>>35066478Over 50. Seems like some samefagging might be happening.Hoping for no incest.
>>35066509no, it actually ddoes not
>>35066500>I was only pretending to be a retard
>>35066530The samefaggers are pushing for it pretty hard.
>>35066535Yeah, it does.
>>35066539>And you fell for it
alright votes are closedseeing if she has powers is ahead by enough of a margin that it will be done singularly
>>35066561Just look if I vote x and y then it counts 2 votes not one use a proxy to find out, good luck finding one that hasn't been used
>>35066594>seeing if she has powers is ahead by enough of a margin that it will be done singularlyIt's only above by 4 votes, that's less than a tenth of the entire vote.
>>35066561oh, I must have miscountedstill most votes for "Hang out with her Claire" came in within the first couple of minutes
>>35066639What, damage to my anonymous reputation that disappears into the void the moment I don't reply to you anymore?
>>35066508This family isn't normal?
>>35066640Look everyone knows that was samefagged as fuck, at least the incest samefags didn't get their way.
>>35066712I voted for Hang out with her Claire.I'm not even opposed to incestuous happenings, but this seems like a really bizarre moment to try and force them.
>>35066594I think you should stop using strawpoll,or at least shorten the time limit
Wait, the kissing thing was as in a proper kiss and not on forehead or something?
>>35066745Yeah, announce it in advance and then only hold it open for a minute. Shouldn't be enough time for samefagging to make much of a difference
>>35066777As in full on wincest
>>35066777Yes, mouth to mouth.
>>35066777It was the last episode of Oreimo.
>>35066799>>35066795Oh....huh. Well, good thing it didn't win then, I guess.
>>35066777I believe so
>>35066782yes, that should work
>>35066782That's a pretty good idea. I hope you're listening, Chuckles.
"Well this is gonna sound crazy any way I put it, but it seems I have the ability to give people super powers when I display them affection or junk. It doesn't have to be anything major, Mia's drawings come to life just from holding hands. Wanna see what you can do?" I ask.She twiddles her fingers uncertainly, "So that's how you healed my foot then?" I nod. "Well... alright then." She reaches a hand out, and I take hold of it. Nothing happens for a beat, then she disappears.I can still feel her palm, warm in my hand, but I let go. "AH! Where'd I go?" She screams.I step away, as a knock comes on the door, my foot is jabbed into painfully and I fall to the floor yelping, her figure, some giant robot with sunglasses, jabbed sharp into the soft meat of my foot.The door creaks open, Mum stands in the doorway, staring at me on the floor. Erica, still invisible, takes a step back, only noticeable by the slight depression her foot makes in her carpet."Daniel, why are you snooping around in your sister's room?" I notice she's got a roll of plastic bags in her hand.>What do?
>>35066782not a bad idea for the future actuallyinb4 people complaining about, muh not enough time
>>35066862>I notice she's got a roll of plastic bags in her hand.OH FUCK NO>She told me to grab a textbook. What are you doing snooping around in her room?
>>35066862Searching for any dirty magazines she might have, of course.
>>35066862I was fetching some notebooks she needed for the library.
>>35066862she called and asked me to look some stuff up for her from her room.
>>35066862>roll of plastic bags in her handI don't get it.
>>35066862"She asked me to drop something off for her in here when she got back from the library, but I didn't know what she wanted so I was waiting in here for her.""Also, ow, knock next time."
>>35066862"I dunno, why are you up here with a bunch of plastic bags?"
>>35066917Going to try and throw her stuff away.
>>35066910this version seems best
>>35066862"She wanted me to try and fix one of her figures for her, but I couldn't find it...till I stepped on it. OW!"
>>35066917She's come here to throw away all of our sister's weeb stuff.
>>35066888Yeah, hence why announcing it before giving a link, give people time to watch the thread like a hawk>>35066862>"Got lost. Do you plan to use those plastic bags as I think you do? Because I don't think you should"
>>35066862"She asked me to clean up her little toy robots. I didn't realize they'd hurt that much if I stepped on them. Anyway, what do you need, mom?"
>>35066862"Depends. What's with the plastic bags?
>>35066917Surprise moving party.I'm surprised she didn't start with Mike, since she's not a NEET.
>>35066928>>35066943What?! Why? No. Stop this. Not cool mom.
>>35066888How else are we meant to samefag?
>>35066918This seems good.
>>35066862>"She asked me to drop something off for her in here when she got back from the library, but I didn't know what she wanted so I was waiting in here for her.">"Also, ow, knock next time."Good idea is good.
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>35066862>>35066897seconded
I raise a hand out, holding it over my sister's closer foot, "Well, she asked me to pick something up for her in here, for when she got back from the library. Buuut I didn't know exactly what she wanted. I was about to call her when I stepped on this thing." I gesture at the mech. "Shouldn't you knock before barging into your daughter's room?" I ask.She looks at me suspiciously, "This is my house Daniel, if I don't want to knock, I don't have too." Then she looks down, picking up a stray robot limb. "All these things do is gather dirt." She tucks it in her pocket, along with the roll of bags. She gathers most of the larger pieces and heads out the door, shaking her head. "Can't get a boyfriend with all this stuff lying around." She comments, as she enters the hall.A few seconds later, Erica rematerialises with a gasp, a hurt look in her eye. "I was gonna fix him up." She says in a small voice.>What do?
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>35067094They see me rollin'
>>35067121Get That Doll
>>35067121"Why don't I have Mia transform me into the ideal boyfriend who loves anime then? We could probably get it back then."
>>35067121>" Don't worry, I'll buy you a new one. You could consider it a reconciliatiom gift or something." Then ask someone for money.
>>35067121If we can turn her invisible again, getting the parts back should be simple enough.
>>35067121>Commence Operation Virtuous Mission
>>35067121A mission, to be completed.Ask her to go and make out peace with C while we handle this.
>>35067177>>35067165One of these, or both.
>>35067121"How would you like to fuck with her?""We make you invisible again, and you can put them all on display in mom and dad's room. She'll have no idea how it happened."
buy her a new one by stealing mikes neetbux
>>35067217we can't turn invible though
>>35067278She'd just throw them all out.
>>35067121"I could turn you invisible again, and then you could take it back."
>>35067291Doesn't mean we can't punch mum out and then get the figure back or do it sneakily or something.
>>35067309>punch mum outTerrible.
>>35067318So terrible it's good?
>>35067309 Punching her is a bit too much. She is a cunt, but she is doing it for Erica's sake.
>>35067318She wants Claire to find some douchebag boyfriend like Chad. I think Dad needs to be engaged in this.
>>35067355So terrible it's... terribly good?
>>35067333No, she's projecting what she thinks Erica should be. That's terrible.>>35067332>>35067345One does not care to punch their mothers. Snub them out out of spite at the wedding, sure.
I beckon her to follow me into the hall. "We're getting him back, Ok?"We creep down after, a slight limp in my step, I peer around into the kitchen, mum's set the pieces on the bench, having answered the phone, seconds away from dumping them in the bin, the lid lies open, waiting.>Send Erica>Grab them yourself
>>35067402>Grab them yourselfIf Erica de-cloaks she'll be in a shitload of trouble.
>>35067402>Grab them yourselfBe a MAN.
>>35067400 I mean she has no ill intent. What she is doing is retarded, but it's not like she wants to make Erica suffer.
>>35067402>Grab them yourselfIf moms catches us we can be like "They're very speshul to me pls dun throw out pls"
>>35067402>>Grab them yourself
>>35067402>Grab them yourselfWe must save our sis' Gurren Lagann
>>35067402>>Grab them yourself>"If you're just planning to throw the pieces out I can think of a better use for them"
>>35067402>Grab them yourself
>>35067402Turn Erica invisible and send her in.
>>35067402>Grab them yourselfZero fucks given. If mom asks, we tell her that if she feels so strongly about it, she should actually TALK to her daughter rather than going behind her back.
I indicate for her to wait in the hall, creeping out into the kitchen, Mums' back is half turned, facing away from me at a sixty degree angle. "Oh, that's good to hear..... " She repositions the phone, "Well.. they're ok, Danny got himself a girlfri~end EXciting! Erica? No she hasn't found a man yet, sadly. Mike? No still no girls... Or a job for that matter." She tells the person on the other end of the line, twirling a strand of her hair around her finger.I reach out, trying to grab some of the pieces, before Mum swats my wrist away, without even looking, she slides them closer to the bin with a shake of her head.She turns to me and mouths, 'I'm on the phone!'Claire, however is walking through the kitchen, "Hey Mrs Speltin, where are the glasses again?" She asks innocently, giving me a look.Mum sighs and turns to the cupboard. I snatch the pieces and stow them into my pocket, casually strolling back to the hall.Releasing the breath I'd been holding, I pass the pieces back. "Thanks Danny." She gives me another kiss on the forehead, "You're almost making up for what you did." She adds with a smile.Claire joins us in the hall, "Why are we being all James Bond and shit over some plastic bits?"Eri just thanks us again and heads for her room.>Tag along with her>Try and get more /fit/>See what Mike's up too>Other?
>>35067661>>Tag along with herFuck Mike
>>35067661>Tag along to her roomWITH Claire
>>35067661"Pretend it's one of my games, or a key from my laptop.
>>35067661>>Tag along with her
>>35067661>Try and get more /fit/"Because my mom seems determined to alienate her children rather than admit she may not actually understand them."
>>35067661>Ask if she'd like to join us in /fit/, I mean she would be able to hit us harder next time so we might actually learn something from it
>>35067661>Tag along with her
>>35067661Ask Erica to get /fit/ with us. Any weebo could use some exercise. + we can bribe her with watching Clare exercise.
>>35067661>Go see what Mike is up toMaybe he's doing something creative when he's not wacking it to loli rape.
>>35067741Next time we could have Mia change us to a chick and bribe her with watching Us exercise.
>>35067770Oh yeah, that sounds like a /fantastic/ plan
>>35067770Will probably bring up bad memories.We could have some fun with Mia changing the looks, or making some /fit/ gear.
>>35067661>OtherInvite Erica to watching Claire work out while we try to get /fit/. Whisper to Erica that Claire really does like her, just doesn't show it because she doesn't know how, and would love to have Erica watch her as she gets all sweaty partly naked.
>>35067770We could change her into a man, maybe she'll get over her penis envy?
>>35067840She doesn't have penis envy?
>>35067837She our GF. skip the "really does like her, just doesn't show it because she doesn't know how," part, or it will be awkward.
>>35067837>Whisper to Erica that Claire really does like her, just doesn't show it because she doesn't know how,Really?
Hey, we should turn Mike into a 3D Pig Disgusting.
>>35067837No. You're retarded.
>>35067851Of course she does, why do you think she's lesbo?
>>35067837Nah, that there's creepazoid waters.
>>35067886Turn Mike into a little girl.
>>35067886He already is 3DPD. We should make one of his waifus come to life. Then NTR him.
>>35067886Could... could Mia make him a 2D chinese cartoon? We've not tried it that way before
Okay idea to prank Mike.He is into lolis right?Have Mia draw a loli, with horse dick, and have her confess love to Mike.
>>35067948No thank you.I'd rather not whack a hornets nest AGAIN
>>35067926Yeah, but it might light a fire under his ass.Not saying it's a good idea, though. Just saying it might be a slightly less horrible idea than it seems.
>>35067948This is too cruel.Do it Chuckles
We tag along to her room, Claire and I sitting on her bed as she tries to glue her figure back together. "Ah! These stupid drills, why don't you stay in place." She complains.Claire nuzzles my shoulder as I look around, "Thanks for the Colossus by the way Eri." I notice a copy of the game on her shelf, but decide to leave it for now. "It's really accurate." She grunts, still trying to fix her toy, "Fuckin' better be for sixty bucks.""Sixty bucks!" Claire exclaims, "I could live off that for a week!"I roll my eyes at her, "To be fair, you'd eat like shit on sixty a week."She starts looking around, "How much is all this stuff worth?" she asks in wonder.Eri blushes, there's a reason she can't afford a car for herself, "I don't know... probably in total... seven/eight grand?" She stares around at the horde of weeb shit.Claire shakes her head, "The stuff I'd do with eight grand..." She says wistfully.I snort, "Please, you'd use it to buy a dildo made of obsidian or something.""Ok. Ew." Eri interrupts, as Claire grins in contemplation. "AHA." She seems to have gotten it working now, it stands in a triumphant pose, giant drill haning off his hand.>Eri, you should stick up to mum>Wanna go fuck with Mike>Wanna go get /fit/?>Bed Time
>>35067948Why not, you know, just talk to him like a normal fucking human?Tell him that if he's really that unable to do anything himself, there's drugs that will fix his neurochemical problems.
>>35067948 Make Mia draw a qt 3.14 loli and make her tell him that she will have sex with him if he gets a job.
>>35068047>>Bed Time We've fucked with our siblings enough today, I think
>>35068047>>Wanna go get /fit/?Being /fit/ is our goal in life, apparently.
>>35068059We need a convoluted scheme that will likely backfire.Otherwise its not all that fun.
>>35068047>Wanna go get /fit/?
>>35068047>>Wanna go get /fit/?We must get stronk
>>35068047 Time to get /fit/
>>35068047>Wanna go fuck with MikeThe people demands it Chucks
>>35068047>Wanna go get /fit/?It'll be good for her self-confidence, which will help with sticking up to mom and maybe moving out.Because if she stays here, mom's going to throw away all of Erica's figurines at the slightest chance.
>>35068047>>Wanna go get /fit/?
>>35068047>>Wanna go fuck with Mike
>>35068047>Wanna go fuck with MikeDraw ourselves to Holk Hogan (or something else, mortal combat chicks maybe?)Make him get /fit/
>>35068047>Wanna go get /fit/?"And you can watch Claire like a creep. It's what I do to make the process tolerable."
>>35068047>Wanna go fuck with MikeJust find out the name of a chick in one of the stories he's reading, and we'll leave little notes for him from her. c:
>>35068121We don't have Mia right now you know.
>>35068142Welp, lets try that next time.
>>35068047>Wanna go fuck with Mike?
>>35068047Try to lift Mike as a weight, together with Claire and Erica?Bro do you even lift yourself? Because I am lifting you!If we can.
Discovrr is our abilith works with men woth Mike. Make it as awkward as possible.
>>35068231*Discover if our ability My keyboard is fucked up.
>>35068231Brotherly love ain't awkward.
"Let's go get fit." I tell the two girls."Now?" Eri asks as Claire bounces too her feet. "I'm not really dressed for it.""Your wardrobe is literally a metre away you lazy shit, now get ready." She sighs in resignation, as we wait in the hall for her to change.She comes out in a pair of shorts and scrappy torn old shirt. She even sets up a personal alarm on her door, little bell on a wire to tingle if someone just shoves the door open.This time I start with crunches, setting my reps up to ten now, I think I can actually see a muscle on my left arm. That's right, a whole muscle.Eri watches as I explain the proper technique in apprehension as Claire slogs through cardio on the bike, before switching to sit up crunches. I can't help but notice my sisters' eyes drifting to her as well."Hey," I snap fingers in her face. "Less drooling, more lifting." She manages two sets before she gives out, four minutes on the bike to follow. "Not gonna lie, bit of a pathetic start." She hangs her head, "But you can only go up from that."Claire agrees, as I collapse on the couch again, "Your technique on the dumbbells is a bit off though." She positions herself behind Erica and guides her through the motions.>Harmless fun, let her be>Should stop this now
>>35068369>Harmless fun, let her be
>>35068369>>Harmless fun, let her beGiven how much we fuck around with other girls, let her have her fun
>>35068369>>Harmless fun, let her beClaire has no issue with whatever may happen, and we trust her enough.
>>35068369>>Harmless fun, let her be
>>35068369>>Harmless fun, let her beWe should get swedish wall. Much fun training on it.
>>35068369>Harmless fun, let her beBesides, when it comes to /fit/ stuff, Claire is usually all business.
>>35068369>Should stop this nowNOSTOP HAVING FUNIM A MASSIVE HYPOCRITRAAAAAHNo idea why this is even a choice to be honest
>>35068522This is like tying the penis to railroad lol.but since we don't have any better ideas-Waiting for next post.
Claire instructs her through it, squeezing her upper arms while she's at it."Heh, if you keep at it, you might even get some of these." She lifts her shirt, baring her midriff, sculpted into abs. I almost lick my lips at the sight.I also note that Ericas' eyes linger there too, before she set's back to work. Soon enough, she collapses to the floor, crying and clenching her gut.I grab her a bucket to vomit in, just in case. I've been there. She manages to keep her lunch down, but asks us to help drag her upstairs.Setting her down in the bathroom, Claire starts the shower running before closing the door on my sister, a ghost of a smile on her lips.>What do?
>>35068614HEAL!and repeat. We can test the Get sronk fast trick on someone else!
>>35068614"Well now, since we'll have to shower anyways...wanna do our own 'cool down' in my room?"
>>35068614"What are you grinning at?"
>>35068638This. It's always good to work your way back down after a workout with some other form of exertion.
>>35068650PLEASE SAY SHE KNOWS HOW TO TAKE BIRTH CONTROL PILLS RIGHT
>>35068614"Ah, how much longer until I get myself some of... ~these~"Touch the yummy abs
>>35068614"W-what are we gonna do in the bathroom Claire?"
>>35068632>Background Character Quest becomes HUGE QUEST
>>35068632>>35068638>>35068661>>35068662>>35068663>>35068677>>35068680>>35068681Why aren't we worried about these sudden stomach pains guys?
>>35068700This. Worry the fuck over her.
>>35068700Second, we need to worry about her
>>35068700It's her first time doing /fit/, of course she's in pain.
>>35068700As someone who threw myself into working out far too hard far too quickly after being completely out of shape. It's not that unusual.You feel like shit afterwards. I had to sit down for an hour in the changing room wondering if I was going to throw up.
>>35068614Both us and Claire are outside the bathroom, right?"Huh. I half expected you to help Erica shower. Because seriously, I don't know if she could undress herself right now."She IS completely wiped, after all.
>>35068700>>35068724Wait, double checking, the one in pain was sis right?
>>35068700She's getting fit for the first time. She over worked herself it happened to us.
>>35068724Whoops, thought it meant Claire's tummy was hurting again.Like it did>That done, I set everything aside and offer my hands, "Here." Sure enough, she grasps my hands, and the wound forces itself shut, she groans, clasping at her gut for a second.
>>35068700Who, Eri? She was just exercising for what was presumably the first time in ever. And unless I missed the part where we grew a dick while disguised as Danielle and fucked her, I fail to see how it could be anything else.
>>35068758Yeah, the heal time was when her hymen repaired itself, bet you anything
>>35068700 You never did a lot of excersie after not doing shit for months? I threw up like a bitch.
>>35068778Or her child started growing.
>>35068614>Gently but sternly warn her about teasing Erica too much.We JUST got through dealing with Eri's feelings. We're not saying don't do it, just... be careful.Also,>"Whatcha grinning at?"
alright since everyone got kinda side tracked there>See if she can heal me>Lewd>Ask what she's smiling about
>>35068875>Ask what she's smiling about
>>35068737>>35068779Man, either I didn't work out hard enough, or I was just lucky.I just couldn't walk the next day beyond a snail's pace because of the soreness in my legs and abdomen.
>>35068875>>See if she can heal Erica>Ask what she's smiling about
>>35068875>>Ask what she's smiling about
>>35068875>Ask what she's smiling aboutAlso tell her to not tease Eri TOO much
>>35068875>Ask what she's smiling about>Lewd>>35068912It was more me being an idiot. Hadn't worked out in a long time, went through all the weights once, decided I still felt pretty good, and I should do a second circuit.That was fucking horrible.
>>35068956its not funlast time i did it i vomited for a solid 5 minutes, then couldnt walk right for about 3 days
>>35068956For me, it was going from not running at all to "hey, I can jog 3 miles without stopping".I did it, but my muscles made sure that I regretted it for the next two days.
>>35068875>>See if she can heal me
>>35068956>>35069001You guys ever heard about a ting called moderation?Seriously. I have trained after being sick for 3+ months of nothing but sleeping and crawling to bathroom, and I have never gotten sick from exercise.You do couple of reps, then rest. then couple again, till you are tired.Next day you do a bit more. And so on.
>>35069079No-one ever taught me how to do it right. I even joined a gym which advertised that they would give lots of advice and pointers to new members, who then did fuck all to actually teach me anything.I've basically had to puzzle it out on my own.
>>35069079I wanted to see what my limits were.A man's got to know his limitations.
>>35069079>>35069106It's actually not a difficult concept, though I DO find that on occasion, it can be good to remind yourself where your limits are.
>>35068956>>35069001 I was worse. I did nothign but like 4 months and then decided that eating some cake left in the frige before oging to the ygm was a good idea. But I just threw up once and was fine after a few minutes of rest.
"What are you all smiley about then?" I ask, a seed of paranoia sprouting in a split second.The smile spreads fully across her face, "Oh nothin'. Just thinking about how similar the two of you are. That's almost exactly how you reacted the first time You tried to work out. You were such a little bitch." She laughs, scratching her stomach idly as she does."Hey... Shut up!" Good one Daniel. She kisses me on the lips, before bodily lifting me under the armpits. I kick at the air futilely, before I remember there's no way I'm escaping her super grip. She pins me into the wall and trails some kisses down my sweat covered shirt, pushing her lips into the skin of my stomach.This moment is interrupted by Mike walking past, carrying his laptop. "Normies." He says by way of greeting, strolling past.>Wait for the shower>Ignore him, go lewd>Hey bro, what's up?
>>35069171>scratching her stomach idly as she doesBUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>35069171>>Wait for the shower
>>35069171>Wait for the shower"Thank you."Then lewds in the shower.
>>35069171>Wait for the shower
>>35069171>I expect you would know a lot about normies, seeing as that you watch them in 2D all the time.
>>35069171>Ignore him, go lewdHe's seen worse albeit from guro hentai
>>35069171>Hey bro, what's up?>Ya know if you get a job, it gets you money, that gets you stuff you like. Speaking of, could you gimme some cash?
>>35069171>>Ignore him, go lewd>>35069199We must go lewd to test my hypothesis
>>35069171>>Ignore him, go lewd>Ignore him, go lewd
>>35069171Ask him if you 2 can join him in shower, and why he is taking laptop with him to shower.
>>35069318He's not going to use the shower....
>>35069318Dismiss that, I am going to sleep, I no longer make any sense.
We ignore him and he moves on to the lounge room, pulling up some video about some Rose chick, he's always watching that shit.Soon enough, Erica exits, towelling her hair off and pulling at her still sweat stained clothes, "Uh, sorry." She says before strolling off.Huh? Claire strolls in, "Phew, she vomited." A hand quickly jerks to her mouth, "Hoo boy. The smell's got me."She dashes to the toilet, racking dry heaves coursing through her body, I rub her back patiently, trying to cover the smell with the air freshener, thankfully I don't have to hold her short hair back.Eventually she straightens off the bowl, still kneeling next to it, and wiping a string of watery vomit from her mouth.I help heave her upright, forcing her to brush her teeth before I'll kiss her again.>Shower Lewd time>Maybe later
>>35069171>Ignore him, go lewd
>>35069515>Shower Lewd time
>>35069515>Maybe laterNot the best time for lewds after dry heaves. Unless you're into that stuff.
>>35069515>>Maybe laterthat is rather worrying
>>35069515>Shower Lewd timeTry to get a bj, we eat her all the time
>>35069515>Shower Lewd time>smells triggering nausea>pain in the abdomenGoddammit. We need to go and buy a pregnancy testing kit.
>>35069515>Maybe laterThat kinda exertion can make it happen again.
>>35069515>>Shower Lewd timeBut only if she seems in the mood for it
>>35069515>Shower definitely, lewd only maybe later.
>>35069571Isn't it a bit soon for that. I mean we only started fucking her a few days ago.
>>35069515Shower Lewd time
>>35069515>Maybe laterBut take a shower with each other.
>>35069571Morning sickness that fast? Nah.
>>35069515I'd say later. Lewding after heaving isn't very nice.
>>35069571I agree, it's probably a good idea at this stage just to check. Not that it'd bother our mother, who'd be overjoyed at finally securing her grandchildren, or Claire's dad I'd imagine
>>35069595Yeah.It'd be at least two weeks for the symptoms to start kicking in.
>>35069602>>35069595Maybe her healing powers helps the child grow?
>>35069569Second.Also if Erica's vomited everywhere we should clean it up.
>>35069569>Just puked>stomach acid still in mouthWhy don't we ask her to eat a bowl of hot wings, while we're at it?
>>35069634New power unlocked!Instant Pregnancy
>>35069571>pain in the abdomenI thought that was Erica?
>>35069649Dude, we just had her wash out her mouth.Did you not see that?
>>35069515>>Shower Lewd time
>>35069653That's my fetish.
>>35069571This>>35069595>>35069602Accelerated healing and otherwise more active system m8.>>35069661C's was earlier
>>35069661Both of them had pain in the gut.Claire got it when we healed the cut to her head.Erica got it because this was the first time she ever worked out.
>>35069515>>Shower Lewd timeQuestion her about the 'special occasion' she talked about for anal.
>>35069670Brushing her teeth=\= washing her mouth.Doesn't go near as deep as a dick.
>>35069741Brushing teeth normally includes also swishing out the mouth. Many people also gargle, too.
I tug her into the shower, it helps the aching in my muscles ease and relax a little, blasting it cold for a second to help blood flow.I pull Claire in for a deep toothpaste-y kiss she squeals as I spin her, pinning her against the tile below the shower head, somehow barely managing to fit the both of us under the stream of water. Fuck you laws of mathematical ratio!I run my hands along her body, squeezing at her chest as I bite down her neck, my other hand grabbing a hand full of her ass. She reconnects the kiss, moaning into my mouth, spearmint flavoured happiness. Her blunt nails scrabble at my wet back for purchase, finding none, as my dick swells against her.>What do?
>>35069822>Go with the flow
>>35069822>>35069833I support this well worded action
>>35069822Still angling for that BJ.
>>35069884Anon, you bring a tear to my eye
>>35069822Be lewd for a little bit longer, then get out, towel off, and see how Erica is doing. Don't use up all of the hot water. Utility bills are bad enough as it is.
>>35069822Can healing powers be used to grow back hymen?
>>35069878I really don't think this is the time for that>>35069833support
>>35069878I'd rather wait for that. Claire says she's got something special in mind, and I wouldn't want to ruin the surprise.
>>35069822>Cut to when something interesting (other thatn lewd) happens.
Hi, I read some of the last thread, and though I don't know anything beyond that, I just came here to say that it was a shitty decision to do /tg/ dice in regards to whether or not to stop the sister. It was a pretty important decision and you didn't even do final-destination style voting. I personally would've gone for the non-scumbag choice and stopped her then came clean, but that's not my business.That's all I wanted to say, and also that the correct choice would've been to tell the sister outright before asking about "her brother" which I believe actually got the most votes anyway but wasn't used.
>>35070015>I don't know anything beyond thatThat means you go back to /qtg/ and stay there, you twat. Or come back after reading all the threads.
>>35069833Fuck the flow>>35069878Take her now
>>35070015Should probably crack the threads open. Sister relationship is a bit more complicated.
>>35070037>implying I came her from /qtg/But okay, it's understandable of you to say that, though I did state outright that I only came here to state my opinion on the matter.
>>35070070Then get out and stay out. Your opinion is shit and no one cares what you think, beyond that you've taken a shit in the middle of the room where people were talking.
Fuck it go with the flow, I'll let her lead. She picks up on this and brings a hand between us, wrapping a warm hand around my length.At first I think she's about to guide me inside her again, but instead, she maintains solid eye contact, her hot wet hand sliding up and down my shaft.She licks a line, straight above my heart, all the way up my jugular, before she bites gently into my ear, all the while stroking me back and forth. It's enough to pop little stars and fireworks behind my eyes, as she keeps repeating. "Look at me, I want it all." Like a mantra, broken by the occasional kiss.Being the perfect boyfriend I am, I happily oblige. I blast of stream of cum into her stomach, groaning as I rest my forehead into hers.She kisses me again, before scraping some up on a finger and shoving it in her mouth. "Mmm. Not bad, wanna try some?" She tries to shove a finger in my face with a grin.I smack it away, not happening. The shower washes away the stream of potential children, as we finally clean ourselves.Emerging from the shower, >it's time too
>>35070156>talking>literally voting for what kind of smut scene they want and waiting for deliveryI wouldn't exactly call this quality discussion, and the thread is already past its bump limit mate, no need to get so angry. I will not respond to this thread anymore after this though, to make you feel better.Hope you'll find a way to get rid of all that tension in you, it's not a good way to live through life
>>35070238>Go check on sis
>>35070238Bed. Chuckles... do.. do you sleep?
>>35070304I do not require sleep, I have evolved beyond such petty requirements of the flesh
>>35070330Hint: he runs off of porn.
>>35070330Truly... Australia is the land of walking nightmares.
>>35070330Sustenance from smut?
>>35070238Go to our room and watch Youtube video's with Claire on our bed. Call up Mia and Rosa, ask if they want to hang out.
>>35070263Does noone else think this a good idea?
>>35070238Actually, let's check on Erica. See if she's okay after her /fit/ and barfing session.
>>35070238>Check on sister>Whisper into Claires ear that she can fuck our sister if she wants it.
>>35070362we did that yesterday and tomorrow is school>>35070454no
>>35070454No. It's probably going to happen sooner or later, but that's just kind of creepy.
>>35070454Dude you creepy.
>>35070474>tomorrow is schoolOh shit!Tutoring and homework!We completely forgot about that!We need to do that now!
>>35070511This. Claire needs to git gud.
>>35070511well, we did do some of that
>>35070572Some of it, but we didn't finish.>>35070238Changing >>35070362to>>35070511
>>35070511We could stay home sick. Tell mom that whatever caused sis to throw up got in me and Claire to and stay home.
I knock on Erica's door, Claire telling me she wants to go to bed for school tomorrow, I bet she needs more then four hours sleep to function the pussy."How you holdin up champ?" I ask, when she says I can enter.She just groans, laying in a T pose on her bed. "Why did I let you do this to me? I am in so much pain." She whines."Well at least you aren't throwing up any more." I point out. Daniel Speltin: optimist.She just rolls on her side and whines as the movement pains her, "Git gud ya scrub, once you break through the pain barrier, it'll way easier.""Please stop." She rubs her temples in exhaustion.I decide to let her go, for now at least, "Well remember, if you continue, you get more lessons from Claire." I inform her, before heading to bed as well.In the morning, mum informs us as were almost out the door. "You two, it's a student free day today."Claire and I exchange surprised looks, shrugging and accepting it, "Ballin, what for?" Mum waves her hand nonchalantly, "Something about an alien octopuss and cats and the school being levelled. Who knows. Enjoy your day." END OF EPISODE 7
>>35070684The cliffhanger of a suddenly free day to do things with... That's a new one Chuckles, I'm proud
>>35070684>alien octopuss and cats>catsfuckmuffins
>>35070684Hooray, a whole day to do a pregnancy test.
>>35070684>"Something about an alien octopuss and cats and the school being levelled.OH FUCK MIA NO
>>35070684>>35070732>>35070774I FUCKED TOLD YOU GUISE TO WATCH THAT FUCKING CAT!
>>35070797What did the cat ever do to you?
>>35070804Threatened to steal our harem.
>>35070865/Please/, more like 'offered to optimise' our harem...
>>35070774Looks like we get to sex her back to 100% because the cat couldn't take our sauve nature.
>>35070893>shilling this hard for the catPlease go.