File: elena.png (34 KB, 262x336)

34 KB PNG

>"Since Reinhold said that you're the one who footed the bill for this cake, I owe you thanks as well," Marianne says as she hugs her father.
>"I had to make up for ruining your trip somehow, you know?" Thierri laughs. "And I got you to actually hug me in front of everyone, so-"

>And before he can even finish talking, Marianne lets go of him and pushes him away.

>"I should've kept my big mouth shut," Thierri sighs.


"Your Majesty?" Arnaud calls out as he walks towards the cake.
"Eh?" Thierri turns towards the butler.
"Far be it from me to rush things along," he says, cleating his throat, "but perhaps we should go about cutting the cake now? I believe that Sir Gregory mentioned before that he was worried about missing out on dinner back home, and I'm fairly certain that that goes for Princess Elena as well..."
"Oh. Oh yeah, that is right," the King laughs. "Well I guess that we should hurry up then."
"Thank you for the consideration," Sir Gregory chimes in.

He seems to be somewhat pleased that he'll be able to get out of here soon, but Elena is decidedly not.

>[1/?]

File: gregory.png (24 KB, 211x321)

24 KB PNG

>>35057051
>[2/2]

"Aww, I wanted to stay for the caaaake!" the little Princess groans. "I can go back with Luciana, can't I?"
"She probably wants to stick around for a whole so she can do gross couple stuff with Reinhold like holding hands, do you really want to be subjected to that?" Sir Gregory says to his niece.
"Nngh..." she makes an expression like she just tasted something sour. "...no, but I still want some cake..."
"We can stick around long enough for you to get a slice, alright?"
"Really!? Yay!"

Happy that she'll get a chance to taste this spectacle of a cake, Elena leaps into Sir Gregory's arms and gives him a big hug. Ever the dutiful uncle, he hugs her right back... though he does seem to be kind of embarrassed to do so in front of so many people.


>bother the marianne and thierri
>bother the nicolette and melanie
>bother the gregory and elena
>bother the arnaud
>bother the karel and emilio
>bother the reya

File: a468a6aa9aef76ab8dbb6415a(...).jpg (154 KB, 559x755)

154 KB JPG

>>35057075
>bother the marianne and thierri

Best girl, best king.

>>35057075
>bother the karel and emilio

>>35057075
>bother the marianne and thierri

>>35057075
>bother the karel and emilio

>>35057075
>bother the gregory and elena

>>35057075
>bother the marianne and thierri
Can rein get a run down about the message they got. Get caught up too if he can. Then...
>bother the karel and emilio

>>35057075
>bother the marianne and thierri

>>35057015
>>Congratulations, you are now a timid LLAMA!
>>Llamas are strong and hardy... but also rather skittish.
>>The Princess considers you to be her friend!
>>But while llamas may be majestic, they still don't count as people.
T-thanks for remembering arch...

>>35057075
>>bother the nicolette and melanie

>>35057075
>Bother Best In-Laws!

Go see Greg and Elena.

>>35057015
> Llama
> LLAMA
Fuk u tryna pull 'ere cunt¿

>>35057235
...well crap
I actually had an OP for this thread all done with and including the proper animal rank, but then laptop die and blahblahblah.

But it's too late to delete this thread and start anew...

>>35057075
>bother the gregory and elena

File: 1402758797348.gif (133 KB, 497x501)

133 KB GIF

>>35057075
>bother the marianne and thierri

I missed the second half of the last thread because of work but holy shit, dat Marianne
>mfw I suggested the llama cake

Now lets just hope it isn't full of cockroaches or something unpleasant.

>>35057316
Just post the new rank in its own post now.

>>35057404
Of course not, that's silly
They'll fall from a hole in the ceiling.

File: isidore.png (23 KB, 201x305)

23 KB PNG

ORIGINAL PGQ DO NOT STEAL

His name is Isidore Leontine, Knight of Showers of Gold.
He is the greatest swordsman from the distant yet far land of PabstBlueRibbon.
He is stronger than a behemoth being ridden by a bear being ridden by Vincent.
Sneakier than Gerhard and Gregory combined.
Gets more pussy than a dozen 10 year old Reinholds.
And he's here to fuck your waifu.

At the end of the thread, someone remind me to make sure that I remember to place the correct rank in the next OP.


>writing

>>35057547
>remember to place the correct rank in the next OP.
Remember to place the correct rank in the next OP.

>>35057570
I don't think this is the end of the thread

>>35057601
Well, it was until you replied.

>>35057541
He looks a little rapey

File: 1407273805047.png (133 KB, 400x400)

133 KB PNG

>>35057075
>so she can do gross couple stuff with Reinhold like holding hands

>>35057634
That's not what your waifu thought.

>>35057723
You are a bad person

>>35057680
Isn't she still mad at us?

>>35057749
Wait she's mad?
Break up time!

>>35057749
Not really, she might keep up appearances of being annoyed for a bit, but she's already forgiven us.

And she'll probably be happy about the Grimoires, so there's going to be plenty of hand-holding later tonight.

File: characters2.png (1.04 MB, 7327x1195)

1.04 MB PNG

Updated this with the latest batch of dreamselfys.
It looks like ass but it's functional. If anybody wants to make it look like not-ass they're more than welcome.

File: 1358162483636.jpg (141 KB, 820x662)

141 KB JPG

>>35057749
She's like Saber. Just bribe her with food or something and she'll get over it soon enough.

>>35057823
We've always got them grimoires for back up.
As soon as we get a moment alone we'll just hand her the grimoires and then POOF, she'll forget why she was even pissed.

We haven't given Nico that not-Japanese cook book for her Mom yet, have we?
If she's leaving with her Dad we should give it to her before she goes but if she's staying with meido and us a while longer it can probably wait.

How did you guys manage to get Luci pissed at you? I haven't read in a while.

>>35058037
We made a dumb joke about her being our fiance or something and it pissed her off because you don't tease a delicate maiden with such serious things.

>>35057908
Speaking of waifus... Could we maybe do something for Sylvie? Anything? Cuz I kinda feel bad that she missed out on this thing.

>>35058079
We could just never mention anything relating to anything we or anybody else did this day when around her. I'm sure she'll appreciate that.

File: marianne.png (27 KB, 242x346)

27 KB PNG

While you'd like to go and bug some of your other friends, you'd also like to stick around Marianne at least until she gets to try some of the cake. It -was- baked especially for her, after all.

"It's not too much, is it?" you ask.
"No, Father and Sir Vincent could probably manage to eat the entire thing between the two of them," Marianne sighs.

And then she turns to her father with a very stern look on her face.

"But this is -my- cake, so I trust that you won't do anything of the sort," she says to the King.
"C'mon, don't be like that," Thierri laughs. "This thing looks so good, I might not be able to help myself..."
"I don't care," she replies, pouting as she crosses her arms over her chest. "Even with everyone here, I expect to have plenty of cake left over for tomorrow."


>[1/?]

>>35058079
>Could we maybe do something for Sylvie? Anything? Cuz I kinda feel bad that she missed out on this thing.
Let her beat the shit out of Reinhold as a "training" session. She'll love that.

>>35058200
I think she would still rather beat the shit out of Luci

>>35058176
Save a piece of cake for Sylvie.

File: aquaman.jpg (36 KB, 700x394)

36 KB JPG

>>35058176

"I have to say," Arnaud says as he twirls a knife around in his hand, "it almost seems like a shame to cut this thing..."
"Yes, it's very cute," Marianne nods. "Especially the little llamas that are sitting on the different tiers of the cake."
"Oh, those are made of donut stuff," you reply. "Mrs. Wilhelm used powdered sugar to get them to look like that so they're completely edible."
"Whoa, really?" Thierri laughs. "I think I'll try one for myself..."

The King reaches towards the cake in order to pluck one of the donut llamas off for himself, but Marianne smacks his hand away before he can. Thankfully, the cake isn't damaged in the process.

"Father!" Marianne cuts him a sharp glare.
"What, it's just the one llama," he shrugs.
"It's just the one llama off of -my- cake," she replies.

Then she plucks one off of the cake herself, admiring its cuteness for a few seconds before chomping it down in front of her father.


>[2/?]

>>35058236
Luci a shit
therefore Sylvie wants to beat Luci until she no longer exists.

>>35058300
Marianne X Cake OTP!

>>35058300
2qt4me
hnnnnnnng.jpg

>>35058176
Hey, are Andreas and Ariane related? their character portraits share hair and vague eye color

>>35058371
Nope, it's just a coincidence.
Andreas -is- a very distant relation to Celestino, though.

>>35058300
Note to self, never mess around with Mari's cake

>>35058371
I was wondering where Guillame Migault gets purple eyes from.

>>35058263
This has gotta be a pretty reasonable compromise, I think.

>>35058300
>Then she plucks one off of the cake herself, admiring its cuteness for a few seconds before chomping it down in front of her father.
Here is where some primal meta part of Reinhold's brain wipes the sweat from its brow because of the implications avoided by his timely Animal Scale rank up.

>>35058300


"Mmm, it's delicious!" Marianne says with a joyful smile as she eats her treat.
"Really, Marianne?" Thierri grumbles.
"Yes, really," Marianne replies. "I get to eat the first one since it's -my- cake," she says as she takes another one off of the top tier of the cake. "And -now- you can have one."
"You're too kind..." he sighs as he takes the llama from her and devours it in a single bite.

Those do look pretty good... maybe you can get away with trying one for yourself?


>[3/4]

>>35058430
>Those do look pretty good... maybe you can get away with trying one for yourself?

B-but Reinhold, that's cannibalism!

>>35057800
>Lisette's kids have green eyes
>Celestino's first wife's kids have blue eyes
PGQ has the deepest lore

>>35058394
>Andreas -is- a very distant relation to Celestino, though.
Nepotism!

>>35058430
>[4/4]

But before you can, Arnaud begins to remove the rest of them from the top two layers on the cake.

"While the others wait for their slices, perhaps it would be a good idea to distribute these amongst them?" Arnaud suggests as he continues to remove the donut llamas from the cake and place them onto a plate.
"Very well," Marianne nods. "Save the ones on the bottom layer for later, though."
"As you wish, Princess."


>carry donut llamas to someone else
>stick here with princess and king

>>35058469
Nepotism doesn't score you treble-20 rolls, son.
Andreas is just the shit.

I'm way behind on the threads, at around #20. Just been looking at the rankings. Hasn't Reinhold been a Llamma for like, 40 threads though?

>>35058476
>carry donut llamas to someone else
Isn't it a boyfriend's duty to provide llamas for his woman... or something?

File: ciaran_and_sif.jpg (136 KB, 1080x739)

136 KB JPG

>>35058459
we direwolf now
>>35058476
>carry donut llamas to Gregory and by extension Elena

>>35058476
>>stick here with princess and king
Do your job

>>35058476
>carry donut llamas to someone else
Gregory and Elena
Share the cutest part of the cake with the cutest girl

>>35058469
>>35058489

>Feudal system
>Not being full of nepotism
Do you even nobility?

>>35058498
we're actually a direwolf. Arch forgot to update the OP

>>35058476
>stick here with princess and king

>>35058522
Remind me to remind him at the end of the thread.

>>35058476
>Help distribute cake slices and catch snippets of conversation from everyone.

>>35058476
>stick here with princess and king
We're not the wait staff.

>>35058476
>carry donut llamas to someone else
>Gregory and Elena

File: d5d099ea04caa3ea7ef55abb0(...).jpg (104 KB, 462x700)

104 KB JPG

>>35058476
>stick here with princess and king

>>35057015
>Llamas not being above filthy pleb humans.
I really have to question arches taste...

File: 1406678744850.gif (922 KB, 490x275)

922 KB GIF

>>35058476
>Save the ones on the bottom layer for later, though.
[shadowrunning intensifies]

>>35058641
It just says they're 'not people' doesn't say if its above or below them. Lamas are their own category.

>>35058476
Gregory and Elena.

>writing

File: 1266_joker__30875.jpg (66 KB, 444x657)

66 KB JPG

So hey, Arch, the 200th PGQ thread is coming up soon.
Quite a milestone.
You gonna celebrate with another 24 hour marathon?

...looks like a tie. I guess it's time for another round of FINAL DESTUNATION BLAHBLAHBLAH voting.

Respond TO THIS POST with the number AND ONLY THE NUMBER of your choice. All other votes will be discarded.

>1: gregory and elena
>2: marianne and thierri

The timelimit is five minutes.

>>35058753
2

>>35058753
1

>>35058753
1

>>35058753
2

>>35058753
>1

>>35058753
2

>>35058753
1

>>35058753
1

>>35058753
1

>>35058753
1

>>35058753
2

>>35058794
>Wrenloft
Shit, have you been around this quest recently?
I don't think I've seen your trip or people hating your suggestions in months.

>CLOCK OVER

>carrying donut llamas
Nothing in our army training has prepared us for this endeavor. We're going to fuck this up.

>>35058402
>I was wondering where Guillame Migault gets purple eyes from.
They're supposed to be blue.

>>35058460
>>Lisette's kids have green eyes
>>Celestino's first wife's kids have blue eyes
>PGQ has the deepest lore
Wow, someone actually noticed that.

Glancing over at Sir Gregory and Elena, you notice that the latter is getting kind of antsy. Not that you can blame her though, she's a little girl who's anxiously waiting for the chance to eat some tasty-looking cake. Arnaud's just finished removing all of the donut llamas though, so maybe one of these would be enough to sate her until she can get a slice.

"Mind if I bring one of these over to Elena?" you ask Marianne.
"You're certainly in a thoughtful mood today..." Marianne smirks. "Go ahead, I don't mind."
"You'd better bring one for Gregory too," Thierri says. "He'll be mad if he thinks you're leaving him out."
"...ugh..." Marianne rolls her eyes. "Yes, bring him one as well."

And so, you get a plate from Arnaud and carry the two cute donut llamas over to your favorite (small) Princess and her uncle.


>[1/?]

>>35058714
I hope so, the more PGQ the better.

>>35058714
...do you really want that?

>>35059105
Did we ask Greg about Adrien being a fake name yet?

>>35059126
Is that a trick question.

>>35059126
would not survive such an event

File: fat bird.jpg (21 KB, 319x395)

21 KB JPG

>>35059126
not if it kills you
man's got his priorities
maybe

File: doitfaggot1.jpg (376 KB, 700x627)

376 KB JPG

>>35059126
Only if you can manage it and not mess up your collage classes and health. Besides, it will get us closer to the goal of finishing this thing.

File: 1406415022600.png (18 KB, 200x200)

18 KB PNG

>>35059126
I... I wouldn't say no.
Though I could only ever do it on a Friday and I'd hate to miss out.

>>35059132
Not yet, but now doesn't seem to be the time for that.

File: ab3be64fe703de3ba48823e50(...).jpg (11 KB, 300x450)

11 KB JPG

>>35059126

Yes.

Though I still want PGQ in reverse. (where Marianne guards Reinhold)

File: tumblr_mc6zctykfI1ri1l76o1_500.jpg (41 KB, 500x281)

41 KB JPG

>>35059105

"Hm?" Sir Gregory immediately notices the plate as you approach the two of them. "What's that for?"
"Those're the llamas from off the cake, right?" Elena asks, jumping up so that she can get a better look at them. "They're cute!"
"Yeah, they are," you nod. "They're also donuts so I brought the two of you some to eat while you wait for Arnaud to cut the cake."
"Ooh, really!?" Elena gasps.
"Yup," you nod as you lower the plate for easy access. "Here you go."
"Thank you!" she says, a beaming smile on her face.


>[2/?]

>>35059206
> finishing this thing.
...Do we even have a win condition or capstone to this thing?

>>35059372
It exists we just don't know what it is yet.

>>35059372
More like capping off this section of an over arching story line and getting archelon to start working the PG:VN.

File: user36903_pic48395_1351532794.jpg (73 KB, 889x564)

73 KB JPG

>>35059287

"She used to be just as cute as that..." Sir Gregory sighs as he watches his niece greedily devour her treat.
"Hm?" you turn to him. "Who used to be?"
"N- nobody!" he replies as he snatches the remaining donut llama off of the plate and shoves it in his mouth.


>[3/?]

>>35059423
Don't worry, Gregory. We're working on it.

>>35059423
Greg's having a "They grow up so fast" moment?

That's... unexpectedly adorable.

>>35059423
>"Who used to be?"
Aww, how adorable.
It's Ariane

File: 1390209465709.jpg (178 KB, 500x500)

178 KB JPG

>>35059287

GUYS

G U Y S

I COME FROM THE FUTURE

YOU SEE THAT SMILE?

PROTECT THAT SMILE

KEEP PROTECTING THAT SMILE

OR BAD THINGS WILL COME

>>35059423
I think that bed mattress affair had been a tipping point where Princess had start to think differently of you then.

File: sample_1b6ddd22f20c157413(...).jpg (188 KB, 850x1022)

188 KB JPG

>>35059423

Naybe you just asked a question that you shouldn't have...

"Er- so, Elena!" you say, turning to the Princess in an attempt to change the subject.
"Hm?" Elena looks up at you while licking powdered sugar off her fingers.
"What brings you to the castle today? Were you playing with Valerie and Racquel?"
"Uh-uh," she shakes her head. "I wanted to hang out with Emilio today so I asked Reya to come with me."
"Crap, I forgot to bring him a llama too," you mutter under your breath as you look around for him...

...and he's standing over by Sir Vincent, laughing nervously while the large Knight playfully jabs him on the shoulder and Racquel hugs onto his arm. You feel pretty bad for the guy right now, but it's not your place to interfere.


>[4/?]

File: 1402097684332.jpg (50 KB, 461x523)

50 KB JPG

>>35059423
>we will never play pgq in the era of lil' Mari, lil' Nico, lil' Luci and lil' Sylvie
>we're stuck playing as stinky, dumb Reinhold
Why do you hate us, night-turtle?

>>35059515
>Implying the awkward teenage years aren't much better for drama

>>35059515
Keep it down....
Little Mari adventures will be the post quest extra later on

>>35059507
>[5/5]

"So we went looking for them for a while and then we found them in the library," Elena continues. "Mr. Gerhard said that him and Karel have been spending most of the day in there for like every day that we've been here since Emilio's teaching him magic or something," she shrugs.
"So you joined in?" Sir Gregory asks.
"Nah, they were going over baby stuff and that's boring so we went exploring around the castle instead," Elena replies. "We were gonna go and see what's up with the Archmage here since Valerie was telling me the other day that all of the maids are scared of him but we ran into Uncle Gregory instead and then they got into a race and Uncle Gregory won and it was super cool..." she takes a few moments to catch her breath from that long run-on sentence. "And then you showed up and we're about to have cake!" she says with a gleeful smile.

Well it seems like she had an eventful day.

"But, um... you got that cake for Marianne, right?" Elena asks.
"Yeah," you reply. "Since she wasn't able to go into the city with us today."
"'kay," she nods. "But, um..." she pulls down on your arm.

Assuming that this is because she wants to do something goofy, you lean down as she continues to do so until your ear is at her eye level.

"One thing, though," Elena whispers. "Mama said that you can't give other girls awesome presents without doing the same for -your- girl, that's how Giancarlo used to get in trouble a lot back before he got married. And now, too."
"Eheh, I'll keep that in mind," you reply as you stand back upright.

Fortunately, you have a gift waiting for Luciana once all this si done with.


>bug someone else?

>>35059691
Lets just mingle and see who wants to bug us.
That'd be fun.

>>35059691
Ask Gregory about Adrien's name. If we haven't done it yet.

>>35059691
Elena is a good girl.

Return to Princess.

>>35059691
start grabbing cake slices but not delivering them to anyone. See how long till Marianne notices us.

>>35059691
>taking relationship advice from an 8 year old
That's out Rein!

Go rescue the semi-dragon.

>>35059691
Go bug our other sister Karel.

>>35059691
Karel and Emilio.

>>35059691

Go sit with Luciana.

Damn, it's complicated. She hasn't forgiven-forgiven us yet, but avoiding her in front of everyone is just going to make things worse.

>>35059739

Perhaps once the party is over?

>>35059739
not right now.

>>35059739
Adrien's name is obviously ______Adrien__

>no clear choice

Poor archie.

>writing

>>35059739
Not really the appropriate time.
We know how much thinking 'bout Adrien pisses Greg off.

File: ara ara.jpg (28 KB, 106x190)

28 KB JPG

>>35059812

>>35059858
It reflects Reinhold's indecisiveness

>>35059884

Nope, he didn't know "Adrien", for some reason.

>>35059901
He knew him, but didn't immediately recognise the name because he knows him as "Raol"

>>35059901
He knows how Volker's friend just left Rein and Citrine at the brothel and we reminded him that that guy was called Adrien and he thinks Adrien's a dick for not bringing Rein and Citrine to the Eschenwald household.

>>35059927

You mean David Gauthier.

>>35059691
>Luci

>>35059691
Karel and Emilo

Opting to get away from Elena before she can give you any more "sisterly advice," you wave goodbye to her and Sir Gregory as you hurry over to the cake. It looks like they've already begun serving the cake while you were gone, as both Marianne and her father are busy stuffing their faces.

Like father, like daughter?

Since you don't much feel like spoiling the Princess's good mood by trying to interrupt her in the middle of cake-eating, you decide to make yourself useful by helping Arnaud and Melanie serve the others their pieces of cake.

Melanie's on her way to bring Sir Gregory and Elena their pieces... Sir Vincent and his daughters already have theirs, and he's laughing at Racquel's attempts to feed Reya a piece of her cake (after having already taken a bite using the same fork, of course)... poor guy.


>[1/?]

good night

>>35060130
>[2/2]

But Emilio's standing off to the side along with Karel, so you decide that they shall be who you first introduce to the deliciousness of the llama cake. As such, you procure two plates from Arnaud and head on over to them.

"So this is what you do when you go into town?" Karel laughs as you approach. "Buy giant cakes?"
"Only when I have reason to," you shrug. "Here you go, by the way."

Karel looks -quite- pleased when you hand her her piece of cake. Emilio, on the other hand, doesn't look so happy.

"C'mon, quit being so gloomy," Karel sighs. "I know you like sweets."
"Yeah, yeah..." Emilio mumbles.


>talk to them about a thing?

>>35060228
Ask how magic training is going, that should cheer Emilio up.

>>35060228

"So we're still good to hang out after that?"

>>35060243

This too.

>>35060228
Ask what they feel like doing later on, inquire on the magic training and press Karel for a duel

>>35060243
sure

>>35060228
These are good.
>>35060243
>>35060268

Well, it's three in the morning and I just woke up because whenever I have exactly eight hours of sleep I have a nightmare to help me wake up, so it'll be a bit before I can sleep.

On the upside, PGQ is still going thanks to Arch's godawful run times, so it's not all bad.

>>35060369
You should try being Australian, he runs perfectly for us.

>>35060392
True, but then whenever I have exacty eight hours of sleep and wake up in the middle of the night, I'm left with nothing to do.

File: lisette.png (29 KB, 192x302)

29 KB PNG

>writing

>>35060403
How can you wake up in the middle of the night after 8 hours of sleep?

>>35060425
Because my body is a trolling piece of shit.

>>35060392
Not when you have to work until 4, I always miss half the thread.

>>35060434
Go to bed later, you're not supposed to have more than 8 hours of sleep.

File: 1327042041598.jpg (51 KB, 317x265)

51 KB JPG

>>35060450
And that's why I have night shift.

>>35060422
Seems Celestino has good taste in women.

>>35060422

Looks the most like a stereotypical princess so far.

Though she also remind me of someone else...

How "close" is she with Gregory, exactly?

>>35060490
There are no Lannisters in this quest.
Or Targaryens.

File: 1318670214577.jpg (35 KB, 241x292)

35 KB JPG

>>35060511

>>35060543

I guess the closest thing we'll get to incest is Nico lusting after Luciana and Karel route.

Though technically Guillaume going after Sylvie, Bernard, Emilio and Giancarlo after Marianne, and Andreas after Luciana all constitute distant incest.

File: emilio.png (16 KB, 208x326)

16 KB PNG

"So Elena tells me that you've been hard at work teaching Karel magic," you say.
"Hm?" Emilio perks up a bit. "Yeah, I have..."
"So how's that going along?" No repeats of that water mishap, I hope.
"NO, there hasn't been," Karel says, glaring at you.
"Yeah, Karel's been a pretty quick learner at this stuff," Emilio nods. "He's picked up the nuances of spellcasting a lot quicker than I did back when Father first taught me," he sighs. "And Elena picks up on it like it's the easiest thing in the world..." he mumbles.
"Cut it out," Karel groans as she rests a hand on the Prince's shoulder. "Other people being better at something than you doesn't automatically mean that you suck. And besides, I very much doubt that they'd be as good a teacher as you are."

That seems to have cheered him up a little.


>[1/?]

>>35060570
Is it very important for you to have incest in this story?

>>35060695

Just don't want Reinhold to end up in a wheelchair by stumbling upon the wrong stuff.

Though I guess that with the high level of healing magic the setting got, cripples must be rare.

>>35060687

Hey, that wasn't cheering him up, that was a straight up compliment!

>>35060734
>cripples must be rare
Among nobles, at least.

>>35060748
It seems pretty easy to get a hold of healing scrolls though.

>>35060788
But you need to be able to at least cast magic to use one, don't you?
Most people don't know how to conceptualize script.

>>35060827

It's easier to use scrolls, and it wouldn't be hard to find someone who can do it.

>>35060827
Citrine can use them and she can't cast magic

File: karel.png (25 KB, 198x340)

25 KB PNG

>>35060687

"So what kind of stuff have you been learning?" you ask. "You're still on the basics, right?"
"Yeah," Karel nods. "I want to learn how to shoot fireballs and stuff, but a certain someone's insistent on making sure that I do everything in the so-called 'correct' order."
"That's because the proper order is important," Emilio replies, rolling his eyes. "You need to make sure that you master casting basic harmless spells before I'd be comfortable with teaching you something that could potentially blow up in your face."
"So you claim," she mumbles as she begins eating her cake.
"And I don't understand why you're so insistent on learning fire spells to begin with, you're already at a total disadvantage with that Flamberge of yours since your affinity is Water."
"I just want to be able to do something more than make water fly around and warm myself up when it's cold, that's all," she sighs.

>[2/?]

>>35060850

Does crossdressing count as being flamin' already if you're a girl?

>>35060850

Didn't we have a few mishaps because we were casting spells out of order?

File: hero-5.png (195 KB, 710x394)

195 KB PNG

>>35060879
Only if you do it to pick up other girls.

>>35060897

We had them because we casted spells without supervision.

Some people thought it was a good idea somehow.

>>35060827
from what I understand, you need magical potential. Not conceptualize, but have the mana to be consumed. At least, as far as I can tell, we have never seen someone cast a scroll that they explicitly didn't have enough magic for.

>>35060850
Sounds like she's trying to distance herself as much as possible.

>>35060915
What about when Reinhold cast Sanctuary? Wasn't that supposed to be one of the most heavy duty spells out there?

>>35060850

"And you will, I promise," Emilio says. "You just need to learn this stuff in order, that's all."
"Yes, Your Highness," Karel replies, rolling her eyes as she continues to eat her cake.

As she's about to cut off another piece with her fork, Emilio snatches it out of her hand.

"No cake for insubordinate bodyguards," Emilio says as he holds it up in the air.
"Hey, give that back!" Karel shouts as she tries to retrieve her cake... but Emilio's holding it too high for her to be able to reach.

Huh, so Emilio's the taller one of them. You hadn't noticed it before, what with Karel's usual confidence and Emilio's tendency to slouch.


>[3/?]

>>35060922

How so?

>>35060924

Nah, it's just impossible to cast it without a scroll if you're not religious.

>>35060929

Disaster incoming.

>>35060924
one the more difficult ones, yes, but it's requirements were twenty mana, and either a scroll or devotion to religion that Reinhold doesn't have. The was one of the reasons that Adrien didn't know Volker was able to cast it.

>>35060961
Just chuckle at them and make a mental note that these two are made for each other.

>>35060961
>sit back and watch

>>35060961
>other
>stay THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK outa this

>>35060961
>"Now now you two play nice. Give her the cake and I'm sure she'll behave from now on, right?"
Split the difference.

>>35060961
>Smile and laugh.

>>35060929
>[4/4]

"Only if you apologize for being a jerk," Emilio replies.
"Okay, I'm sorry!" Karel moans. "Now gimme back my cake!"
"And apologize for teasing me all the time, too."
"C'mon, man!" she sighs. "That stuff's as good as the cakes that my Mom bakes so I wanna eat it while it's still fresh!"


>tell emilio to cut it out and give karel back her cake
>tell karel to spologize for teasing emilio al the time

>>35060961

>well well, it seems your highness is gaining some confidence

>>35060961
>>35060994

Neither. You don't tell a Prince what to do, and accusing Karel of teasing would be hypocritical as fuck coming from us.

Maybe tease them ourselves. Say they act like an old married couple or something.

>>35060984
>her
>she

If Reinhold really did have voices in his head Karel's secret wouldn't have lasted very long.

>>35060994
Relinking >>35060978

>>35060994
Just walk away

Soooo... is this peaches time for Emilio and Karel?

>>35061004
Oh. Oops.

>>35061022

arch wouldn't dare have it in front of everyone, no?

Too much spaghetti.

R-right?

File: 1287114940164.jpg (51 KB, 800x600)

51 KB JPG

>>35061004
Just remember: he is that dense.

>>35061004
>calling them an old married couple
As funny as that would be, I can see us getting hit by a very flustered Karel for that...DO IT!

>>35061004
sure I'll go with teasing them

>writing

>>35060994
>forks are an illusion

>>35061117

I thought that was spoons.

>>35061125
all silverware is an illusion

>>35061117
And so are pants.

>>35061196

Holy shit Reinhold you sadistic chucklefuck. You'll have to personally bake Karel a cake to make amends after this.

>>35061196
>glaring art you.

>>35061259

Well, we *are* an artist, after all.

File: cute snicker.gif (141 KB, 500x361)

141 KB GIF

>>35061196
>The look of sheer frustration as the meaning behind your comment sinks in only serves to make you laugh even harder.

You could always ask Emilio to cut it out and give Karel back her cake. Hell, it wouldn't be too difficult for you to simply take the cake from him and return it to her. Or you could always tell Karel to just give in and apologize... but instead, you take a step back and watch the two of them bicker for a little while longer.

"Reinhold, help me out here!" Karel pleads. "Wouldn't now be a good time to play 'big brother' like you like to do when you're getting all in my business?"
"Unfortunately for you, Reinhold actually -is- going to be -my- big brother at some point so his loyalty is to me," Emilio taunts. "Family over bodyguard camaraderie, you know."
"Dammit Emilio, this ain't funny!"

Putting aside the issue of her cake for a moment, Karel turns to you.

"What the hell are you laughing about, anyways!?" Karel asks, glaring at you.
"The way that the two of you are bickering like a married couple, maybe?" you shrug.

The look of sheer frustration on her face as the meaning behind your comment slowly sinks in only serves to make you laugh even harder.


>[1/?]

>>35061280
looks like you're slipping, Arch.

>>35061290

N , that's him being his usual shell.

File: 1383025829285.jpg (24 KB, 500x518)

24 KB JPG

>>35061271
>The look of sheer frustration as the meaning behind your comment sinks in only serves to make you even harder.

File: reinhold.png (24 KB, 243x345)

24 KB PNG

>>35061280

But then you start to feel pangs of guilt over what was intended as an innocent joke, so you decide to try and apologize... but by then, Karel's already walking away from the two of you.

"Hey, where are you going?" you call out.
"I'm gonna go ask for another piece, since it's clear that I'm never gonna get back the one that I -was- eating," Karel replies.

Wow, so she'd actually go that far?

"Um, Emilio?" you turn to him.
"Huh, I wasn't expecting that," Emilio replies as he finally lowers the plate. "But oh well, that just means more cake for me," he says as he maneuvers the two plates he's carrying onto one hand and then starts to finish off the piece that Karel was eating. "Huh, this is pretty good. Now I feel like a dick for taking it from him."

A chill runs down your spine.


>[2/?]

>>35061322
Great...now we have to get her a present too.

>>35061316

Few know that Reinhold's association with metal go beyond his swordsmanship abilities.

>>35061322
>A chill runs down your spine.

Am I missing something there? Or is it just imminent Karelsplosion?

>>35061342

It's Reinhold's common sense tingling. Post factum, as usual.

Or maybe it's his assassin sense tingling... better stay alert!

>>35061322
>But then you start to feel pangs of guilt over what was intended as an innocent joke, so you decide to try and apologize... but by then, Karel's already walking away from the two of you.
Shit, we went too far...

>A chill runs down your spine.
And now we're about to be called out on it

>>35061367

More like an assassin will jump into the hall and fire poisoned shurikens at Emilio, but Karel leaps in the way to take the hit for him.
She dies almost instantly, depriving both Emilio and Reinhold of chance to apologise, but not before confessing her true feelings to the prince.

>>35061389
>Emilio reflexively thinking "ugh, he's gay, gross"
>Later
>[guilt intensifies]

File: racquel.png (31 KB, 177x343)

31 KB PNG

>>35061322
>[3/3]

"Ehehehehehehehe..." familiar laughter emanates from behind you.
"God damn it," you mutter under your breath as you place a hand over your face.
"Huh?" Emilio turns to see where the laughter's coming from...

...and of course it's HER.

"A Prince..." Racquel says to herself, laughing creepily as she licks her lips, "...and his bodyguard..."
"C'mon, Racquel," you sigh.
"Eating the same piece of cake after an argument," she giggles. "As an unheard apology, an indirect ki- HEY!"

Before she can complete her sentence of perversion, Reya pulls Valerie away.

"Leave them alone," Reya sighs.
"What, you're getting jealous that I looked at another man?" Racquel asks. "How flattering... but I'm afraid that your sister's also- OW!"
"Daddy doesn't understand your jokes bjut -I- do!" Valerie says, glaring at her little sister. "And I'm going to beat you up if you don't cut it out right now, you hear? You ought to know better than to act like that in front of everyone, even Uncle Thierri is here!"

As Reya and Valerie drag the little pervert away, Emilio turns to you with a look of total confusion on his face.

"Uh... what was that about?" he asks.


>how do you respond?

>>35061401

"Racquel has an interest in -that kind- of male bonding. Don't think too much about it."

>>35061401

>Racquel has a very... unique way of looking at things.
>A very lewd one.

>>35061401
"She's fucked in the head, your highness."

>>35061401
Believe me, you do not want to know. Just forget that all this happened and go apologize to Karel.

>>35061430

I think she'd faint from that.

>>35061401
Just ignore her, but we should probably apologize to Karel."

>>35061401
"You really don't want to know..."

>writign

>>35061482
>writign

>>35061515
>writign

>>35061482
You had one word, arch.

ONE. WORD.

>>35061520
>writign

>>35061529
>writign

"Well, Racquel is kinda-" you stop yourself. "...never mind, you don't want to know. Just forget that she said anything and go apologize to Karel."

Luciana would never forgive you if you corrupted her little brother with an explanation of Racquel's particular brand of lewd.

"Uh, sure," Emilio replies as he looks back at the odd scene. "And I guess I probablty should..."
"Should what?" Karel asks, having picked that exact moment to show back up with a new piece of cake.
"Emilio?" you turn to him.
"Geh..." the Prince sighs. "Sorry for taking your cake, Karel. And eating it. That wasn't right of me to do."
"You're damned right it wasn't right to do," Karel replies. "Prince or not, sometimes I wanna sm-"

Karel freezes up.

"What's wrong?" you ask.
"Y... you ATE the piece that you took from me?" Karel asks, turning to Emilio.
"Yeah, and I already apologized for it."


>[1/?]

>>35061552
Someone gonna get smacked.

>>35061552

Emilio's being surprisingly insensitive there.

>>35061552
HAHA! HE ATE YOUR SALIVA!

>>35061552
>[2/2]

"Umm, you're looking kind of flushed, are you feeling alright?" Emilio asks.
"Yes I'm just fine don't mention it I'm totally fine nothing at all wrong with me," Karel replies in a total monotone.

Maybe this is the time that you should make yourself scarce.

"...I think I'll go and get myself a piece of cake," you say. "Are we still good to hang out later?"
"Yeah, sure," Karel mumbles.


>time to go eat cake, but with who?

>>35061578
Luciana!

>>35061552
>>35061552

INDIRECT. KISSU.

>>35061578

Luciana, naturally.

What was the deal with that cake, anyway? I was expecting her to explode at him.

>>35061578
Are we really just abandoning Emilio here?
The guy could use some hell right about now.

>>35061590
It was an indirect kiss with the guy she has a crush on.

She's embarrassed.

>>35061578
I guess Luci
or
reya, haven't talked to him in a while.

>>35061615
>reya
Nope, leave him with Raquel

>>35061597
>The guy could use some hell right about now.
Hell's already on him.

>>35061611

I thought indirect kissu was only a big deal for crazy anime people.

>>35061624
I meant help, I have no idea how arch does this shit all night.

>>35061629
This is a somewhat anime quest, though. The tropes apply

>>35061622
He probably needs backup, Raquel hanging around all the time can't be good for his mental state.

>>35061629
But anon, she is a crazy anime person.

Also, she's kinda repressed due to her upbringing.

>>35061642
>somewhat

>>35061578
Eat cake with Reya. Try to save him from the trials of Raquel's lewd.

>>35061649

There's been no panty shot yet.

Going to have to call it a night here, guys. While I would very much like to keep going, my sleep schedule is all kinds of wrong for me, anyways and I've been struggling to stay awake for the past few hours already.

Cake and spaghetti time was fun, though... I had meant to keep going until it was time to see Luciana off, that's going to have to wait.

Next thread will be Tuesday night, with another Princess Guard.


And now I take questions for a little while.

>>35061671
I'm new here. Any hot springs episode yet?

>>35061671
At least Reinhold did walk in on Melon-tits and there's been plenty accidental gropes.

>>35061671
>Implying it didn't happen during the accidental peaches.

>>35061687
We've groped every girl except Luci, she must be jealous

>>35061685

Cheers.

Are we getting dumber or is that just me?

Also, speaking of Melon-tits, how could the ReinholdxNicolettexMelanie situation even be plausible? I still don't believe it could ever happen.

>>35061686

Nope.

>>35061706

No, we only did Marianne and Karel.

>>35061685


When is the next pantsu getter quest?

>>35061706
When did we grope Sylvie, Nico, Melon and Rana?

>>35061715
>Also, speaking of Melon-tits, how could the ReinholdxNicolettexMelanie situation even be plausible? I still don't believe it could ever happen.
Melon liked Nico, Nico liked Melon but was also crushing on Reinhold. Melon would have fallen for Reinhold if he had given her more attention. We'd end up with a rare situation where three people are all in love with each other.

>>35061718
"When Luiza finishes eating Matteo.

>>35061685
How easy is it for a random commoner to regrow a lost limb?

>>35061737


...i don't get it.

>>35061750

In false Dendrite quest, Luiza, in werewolf form, is currently mind-controlled by Charlotte, who is making her bite her own boyfriend's arm.

The fact that this Matteo guy is associated with rabbits only serve to make it more ironic.

>>35061715
>Are we getting dumber or is that just me?
I dunno, things had a tendency to get exceptionally stupid in the past.

>Also, speaking of Melon-tits, how could the ReinholdxNicolettexMelanie situation even be plausible? I still don't believe it could ever happen.

Basically, it's like
>>35061734
>Melon liked Nico, Nico liked Melon but was also crushing on Reinhold. Melon would have fallen for Reinhold if he had given her more attention. We'd end up with a rare situation where three people are all in love with each other.
said.

>>35061738
>How easy is it for a random commoner to regrow a lost limb?
It would take a LOT of money for most commoners to afford such a thing. One's best bet in such a situation would be to get in the good graces of a generous travelling magical doctor or the like and hope they know how to do it.


And now it is time for me to not ne conscious anymore. Thanks for playing!

For further questioning:
http://ask.fm/Maou_Zenigame

>>35061798
Thanks arch

>>35061798
>>35061734

It's more that I believed it to be out of character for the three of them, but eh. They're showing a lewder side since they came back from Marconetti.

>>35061798
Thanks for running

>>35061823
Well we didn't really hang out with Melon that much, so who knows

>>35061852
That'll be something for the VN...and we have a rare situation where a mariage de trois could work.

>>35061926
If it happens I hope it's an extra cos I also want their individual routes.

>>35061935

I think Melon would be the most likely to get cut among the three additional routes (her, Karel, Rana).

She's not a central character like Karel, she never showed interest in Reinhold ( compared to Rana), and she already has a love interest.

>>35060687
Wait, arch.
Reinhold did not say water mishap out loud.
Is Karel psychic?

>>35061999
I hope they all get done
>she never showed interest in Reinhold
Again inst that kinda our fault for ignoring her

>>35062043
Well we did have so many other enticing choices at the time, so it's understandable the maid the crazy wizard has a crush on kinda slipped through the cracks. Regrettable, but still understandable.

>>35062000
Probably just a punctuation flub.

>>35062214
>the maid the crazy wizard has a crush on
Shit, I wonder how Nick would take it if Rein and Melon got together

>>35062250
DUEL

>>35062250
>>35062254

Niklaus is too beta to say anything. He would probably sulk in his lab and refuse to see us until he forget who we are.

>>35062250
She already turned him down, but I think a reaction similar to the one when he found out that she wasn't into guys would be likely and he'd quickly resign himself to just admire her from afar.

>>35062254

If we had to fight for our love interest Luciana would never be our because Andreas would roll all the 20s.

>>35062440
nah, It's cool, Andreas can have her sister.

>>35061685
>Next thread will be Tuesday night, with another Princess Guard.
Goddammit Arch.
I've been getting like 3 hours sleep a night for the last 3 nights just in case you were running. Why are you trying to make me sleep at work and get fired?

>>35062250
He'd start calling rein chad

you know if rinehold finds a sealed king (the one of iron) he could have a marriage with both Marianne and Luciana
the reason the kings wont let another sealed king out of their hands so they agree to share him for the good of both kingdoms