>>34979656
>Karasuba and the purple haired lady.

>>34979656
Why do all of these feel like hard scenes...
>Karasuba and the purple haired lady.

>>34979656
ALRIGHT. IT BEGINS.

I know what the first and third scene are.
I don't exactly recognize the second, despite it seeming familiar.

Can we see how old the brown haired girl in the second scene is? Depending on the age, I either know the scene or it's completely new to me.

The first is a fight we do NOT want to be between, much like cuddlezerker not being cuddly. Second could also be bad for us. Third could be iffy.

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Our bodies are ready for your fun guide, can you say the same?

>>34979656
Harem Protag Quest 4? Oh boy, time travel!

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>>34979753
>Implying anything you've ever done with Karasuba has been "Easy".


>>34979774
See pic.

>>34979656
>Karasuba and the purple haired lady.
Huh I guess she's heading straight for Sekirei 01 Miya, the landlady of Izumo Inn.

>>34979656
>>Karasuba and the shower.
SNEAK ATTACK!

>>34979756
Dude, it's gotta be the scene with Yume when they go rescue Musubi

>>34979811
That's the most likely one, seeing as these are out of order, but there's several brown-haired girls Karasuba goes after. Depending on which it is, we're could be less or more fucked.

>>34979656
>Karasuba and the purple-haired lady

>>34979845
Meh, I'm not saying we're god tier, but wecan fight Karasuba. It won't be easy, but lets not panic

>>34979845
This is what sold me
>You also see another girl, with brown hair, moving through a series of corridors filled with soldiers
The whole soldiers thing makes it obvious to me.

>>34979896
We can fight Karasuba, yes, but we can't fight Miya. We are not that good.
Karasuba isn't that good.
And we have our sword with us.
If either of them gets it, game over.

>>34979916
Well, in that case
>Karasuba and the brown haired girl.
let's go for backstory.

>>34979961
Lets pray to both Ares and Mars that they protect us this coming battle, Athena too, cause strategy and stuff yo

Gentlemen, considering our interactions with her in the past, we need to be snarky as hell. Start thinking of dry one-liners to dish out, because we are going to need them.

>>34979993
And Aphrodite, because love is why we are her

>>34979656
>>Karasuba and the brown haired girl.

>>34980008
the best one-liners come as you need them. Pre-planned ones are weak and don't sound good.

Calling here.

Looks like we're going on our first safari!

>>34980022
And the magic lady that I can't remember her name, Circe?

>>34980037
Just better pray to them all, we gonna need that help

>>34980022
we might also want Hestia if it turns out we need to save Irie from F/Z to be our housemilf again.

>>34979993
...Ares ans mars are the same person

>>34980062
They come from two different cultures with two very different militaries, I'm gonna pray to both

>>34979993
And Nike

>>34980098
Which one is that again? I know the name but i can't remember what they controlled and did

>>34980156
Nike is victory.
So yeah, we want her on our side too.

>>34980156
Nike was the greek goddess of victory

>>34980180
>>34980183
You think she would be pissed if she found out overpriced shoes got named after her, seriously Humans would piss off a lot of gods if they were real

I'm trying to think of memories we could use to get through to her. How many encounters have we had with Karasuba that weren't kind of handwaved in timeskips?

- First Gym class
- Asking her to train us
- First training session
- "Need to work off some steam"
- The dinner
- The stABtacular duel
- "time to oil up"

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>>34979656
“I’ll go after…that one,” you say, pointing to the one with Karasuba and the purple haired lady dressed in a strange outfit. You’re not quite sure why you picked it of course, besides perhaps the fact that nobody in the scene has a visible weapon. Not of course, that that matters with some of the things you’ve faced, but it gives you a slight hope.

(Alright,) says your friend, focusing in on that scene.

(Do be careful,) she says, leaning in to once more give you a kiss, (The one you are going after is very dangerous and even more bloodthirsty in this world.)

Even more bloodthirsty…fuck.

There’s a flash.

You are standing off to the side as Karasuba approaches the purple haired lady, whom you now notice is carrying a shopping basket full of various groceries and is glaring at Karasuba with such vitriol that you wonder why she’s not dead already.

>Lets go stand between the two scary ladies.
>Wait and see what happens.
>Wander up and watch.
>Leave scene.
>Other.

>>34980229
>if
>not worshiping the great Jupiter

>>34980246
>Wander up and watch.

>>34980235
- "time to oil up"
YES! Any and all references to the Greco-Roman sparringare needed.

>>34980246
>Wander up and watch.
We risk life death anyways with Karasuba anyways.

>>34980246
>>Lets go stand between the two scary ladies.
we didn't need our limbs for anything.

>>34980246
>Wander up and watch.
middle ground between doing nothing and intervening. We found out what happens when we try to bulldoze through a scene with no tact. Let's not repeat that.

>>34980235
Hmm, if we're trying to re-create how we met, shouldn't we bring Tatsuki with us?

>>34980246
Stand between them act like you don't notice them, can we roll to stuff down our fear deep inside us?

>>34980246
>Wander up and watch.

>>34980246
>Wander up and watch.
But not too close.

>>34980246
>>Wander up and watch.
Don't get in the way, but look interested.

>>34980246
>Wander up and watch.
Just act as human as possible.
>>34980286
>Tatsuki

>>34980246
>Wander up and watch.

>>34980246
>>Wander up and watch.

>>34980246
>Wander up and watch.

>>34980253
I personally think that if we're gonna worship any god, we should go for Eshu

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>>34980286
>Tatsuki
HNNNNG

This shall be our in-universe pet name for her, because there is no way we will ever say any form of the word berserker in her presence.

And yeah, if Tatsuko having Karasuba's approval is probably a unique thing, like us. So that would be another good trigger.

Looks like you are getting closer to the two deadliest people in this setting.

Writing.

>>34980451
It's the John Galt way.

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>>34980451

>>34980416
>tatsuki
>good pet name
Nah, lets just call her by her name and not be a weirdo, that is also showing obvious favoritism

>>34980451
I'm not too familiar with the setting, but is getting in between these two similar to getting in between a bloodthirsty Revy and Roberta?

>>34980520
Roberta...and say, angry Balalaika?

>>34980503
Her pet name is already "Cuddlebug"

>>34980520
It's like stepping between two nuclear bombs about to go off, that have chainsaws attached, and gun turrets, and they're on fire

>>34980520
Miya's the closest to a God the setting has. Karasuba is just beneath her in terms of swordsmanship, though it's no contest when it comes to pure power.
Karasuba also is the reason Miya's husband is dead. Think about that for a second.

>>34980554
more or less this.

>>34980520
Miya hates Karasuba for a unexplained reason, Matsu mentioned that if those two fight half of Tokyo would be destroyed.

Gif fag here, family shit to do today. Carry the torch!

>>34980541
>>34980554
>>34980572
Well, I know what series I'm following next.

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>>34980246
>-1 pp 305pp remaining.

You decide that getting closer, but not too close, is probably a good idea. Glancing both ways, you decide that this is likely one of those thankfully unused anime streets that never have any traffic. Striding closer you begin to hear the two speaking to each other.

“Just this once I’ll pretend not to notice you,” says the scary purple haired lady, “I won’t forgive you the next time you set foot in Izumo inn.”

“Ah, you’re really good,” says Karasuba as they pass, “Same as always, so scary…It excites me.”

Both of them suddenly move as if they’re drawing swords at their waists, which neither of them have. The purple haired lady comes up with some kind of large vegetable…you’re guessing it’s a radish, while Karasuba comes up with nothing. The two of them glare at each other for a second.

>Clap.
>Ask if they do this often.
>Let them continue.
>Leave scene
>Other.

>>34980451
We have no chance in hell of ever stopping this with force, let's flex right beside them while whispering sweet nothings, also if we can get oiled up that'd be great

>>34980631
>Clap.

>>34980631
>Clap
>Say snarky things

>>34980631
>Clap.
>Ask if they do this often.

The amount of Fucks John gives is inversely proportional to the level of danger present.

>>34980631
>Clap.
>Ask if they do this often.

Give no fucks.

>>34980672
"They say its a problem, I call it my ultimate defense!"

>>34980631
>Clap.
>other
Offer to split the radish so they can have a nice, fair fight.

we're going to die.

>>34980631
>Clap
>Are you two rehearsing? That was a funny show.

>>34980631
>Clap.
>Ask if they do this often.
Gotta stay in style.

>>34980631
>>Clap.
"what amazing passion ladies, I feel inspired to cook, for you. pleas allow me to introduce my self John Galt."

play it us off as a famous cheff the cook for them ;)

>>34980631
>Clap.
SSSSNNNNNAAAAAAARRRRRRKKKKKK!!!!!!

>>34980631
And then John found a brand new radish sized whole in his head

>>34980631
Guide, do we have our sword?

>>34980631
>Clap.
>Ask if they do this often
>Other
Try and snag the apple Karasuba's trying to sneak away with.

>>34980744
Yup.

>>34980744
We need to hide that shit

>>34980726
>;)

Stop that. This is an image board for god's sake.

>>34980744
Lets toss it to best girl. And then run very very far away

>>34980764
Okay. I just want to make sure we have something to back up that snark, or we'd exit stage left just like with the cuddlezerker fight.

>>34980769
If they bring up the sowrd, we can say it was given to us by our mentor who we were very close to, but who was taken away from us suddenly and unexpectedly.

That might make things worse thou.

>>34980770
the best part is when an "antecedent" burns our shirt and we need to take it off

>>34980801
Bah, we are galt, we snark until our mouth gets blown off.

>>34980631
>Clap
>Ask if they do this often.
Although come now. Give the weaponless one a carrot or something. It only be fair.

>>34980840
Or we could toss it to her and say we owe her a sword anyway.

People capable of killing you:2

Fucks given:0

Writing.

>>34980631
>>Ask if they do this often.

>>34980840
that might jog Scary Number Four's memory, but I'm more worried about Miya in this situation. Sure, she's got the housewife facade still going, but underneath that she's fucking terrifying.

>>34980925
How do the kids say it these days "That's how we roll".

>Other
Challenge them to a swordfight using food. We're a legendary chef right? We got this.

>>34980973
a foodfight, even.

>>34980986
I would love there to be a three way fight break out, with tomatoes.

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>>34980973
IRON CHEFU BATTARU!!!

>>34980973
Challenge them to a cook-out instead. One of these characters is supposed to be a housewife, here.

>>34981011
>John pulls out a baguette
En Garde!

>>34980631
You start clapping. Why you start clapping probably involves complex psychological things you don’t understand, but one of your most defining features is that you give more fucks the less likely you’re about to die.

So in this place, with two very powerful women who are very clearly pissed at each other, you have zero fucks to give. You’d give inverse fucks if you could, but that’s not quite possible.

Both of them turn to you, surprised at your intrusion into their little drama. They don’t manage to say anything before you do.

“Do you two do this often?” you ask, “Because it was quite good. Very rehearsed, but I mean really, don’t you think that she should get a carrot or something, to make it more fair? If you’re street actors you should draw the crowd in a little more, they don’t like easy victories.”

The purple haired lady doesn’t seem to know what to think of you, but Karasuba at least gives you one of her grins.

“I think you should run along little man,” she says, “I’d hate for you to get hurt.” She glances down at your sword. “I don’t think that would do you much good here.”

>Shrug. “You’d be surprised.”
>Oh, I think YOU might be the one getting hurt.
>I’ve had worse.
>Other.
>Leave scene.

>>34980973
Do we get a bonus to swordsmanship if we use kitchen utensils? We should

>>34981074
>I’ve had worse.

>>34981069
>>34981037
>>34981011
You motherfuckers are making me hungry!

>>34981074
>Shrug. “You’d be surprised.”
>I’ve had worse.

>>34981074
>Other
>Silently rip our shirt off with flexing.

>>34981074
>I’ve had worse.

>>34981074
Shrug, say nothing, just shrug

>>34981074
>You’d give inverse fucks if you could, but that’s not quite possible.
sounds like we've found our next enchanting project.

>I’ve had worse.

>>34981074
Can we sit down in a nearby bench?

>>34981074
>Shrug. “You’d be surprised.”

>>34981074
>I’ve had worse.

No fucks.

>>34981074
"you're right, it wouldn't be a fair fight"
>unbuckle sword sword and toss away
>pull out a baguette

>>34981074
>>I’ve had worse.
>>34981145
A we going on trip to futa-ville? *shudders*

>>34981074
>I've had worse

>>34981224
>futa
I would drop this shit so fast
>800 posts calling me a faggot for not liking dicks on chicks

>>34981074
>"I'm not sure you really want to insult my sensei..."

>>34981262
Is it still a chick if it has a dick? Lemme find out real quick

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>>34981211
>pull out a "baguette"

>>34981074
Looks like a bit of everything.

Writing.

>>34981074
>Shrug. "You'd be surprised."
>I've had worse.

>>34981262
>>800 posts calling me a faggot for not liking dicks on chicks
Who says I'm not shuddering in excitement?

>>34981262
800 posts calling you a faggot for letting something as trivial as a dick get in the way of waifu snuggling

>>34981434
Your right, its just a dick, just snip it off. No big deal

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>>34981074
>-1pp. 303 pp remaining.
Seeing an apple laying on the ground near your feet, you reach down and pick it up, rubbing it on your shirt to clean off some dust. You simply shrug at Karasuba. “I’ve had worse,” you say, taking a bite from the apple, “and you might be surprised how much good it would do me, I had a good teacher.”

The purple haired lady has relaxed somewhat as you distract Karasuba, but as she sees you take a bite from the apple she sticks out her hand.

“That apple costs 143 yen,” she says to you.

“Oh, sorry,” you say, pulling out some random change from your pocket and handing it to her casually, “I should know better as a fellow chef, but I didn’t want to leave it on the ground.”

The purple haired lady counts the change in her hand and nods at you, before glancing at Karasuba and then walking off.

Karasuba looks at you curiously, as if she’s not sure what to think.

“Well, Number 1 likes you,” she says curiously, one of her languid smiles appearing, “And you seem to have a massive set of…confidence.”

“I had a good teacher,” you say as she approaches.

“I wonder,” she replies, almost right in front of you, “If you could actually back that up.”

You notice that she seems to be getting a little red in the face, her breathing increasing slightly. If she got too much closer…you could probably go for a kiss. That’s worked every other time.

>Try me.
>Just give her your most infuriating grin.
>I could kick your ass lady.
>Other
>Leave scene.

>>34981545
>Just give her your most infuriating grin.

>>34981545
>Just give her your most infuriating grin.

>>34981074
>I've had worse, but you look like you could do a lot worse. Mind sparring sometime? I bet you're amazing.

>>34981545
>>Just give her your most infuriating grin.

>>34981545
>Just give her your most infuriating grin.

dose anyone have a copy or link for the OtherCharacters paste bin from before we started dimension hopping?
Also sorry I cant play but I have larp till midnight. I may pop in on my phone but that is unlikely vote well everyone good luck to us all.

>>34981545
>>Just give her your most infuriating grin.

>>34981545
>Try me
>Just give her your most infuriating grin.

>>34981545
>You notice that she seems to be getting a little red in the face, her breathing increasing slightly. If she got too much closer…you could probably go for a kiss. That’s worked every other time.
>Karasuba is reacting to us in her own setting
>her own setting where she's even more bloodthirsty
this can only mean good things.

>Just give her your most infuriating grin.
this is the only answer.

>>34981545
>Just give her your most infuriating grin.

Wana spar?

>>34981545
Flare your nose, I hate when cocky assholes do it

>>34981545
>"You forgot the amazing abs that match the confidence."
>Give her your most infuriating smile

>>34981545
>other
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axZ6mG__ZqU

>>34981545
>Just give her your most infuriating grin.
>"Well sure, but the real question is what do I get if I win?"

>>34981679
This.

>>34981679
No don't say if, say when.

>>34981679
Oooh, this is perfect.

>>34981657
THIS!

>>34981679
Ooo this

>>34981668
She'll get ticked and stabb us while winged. We will Die

>>34981545
hey Guide, can we magic well in other settings?

>>34981679
Haha, that's pretty good

>>34981545
>>34981651 This is me changing vote
>>34981679 TO THIS!

>>34981679
This, but with "when I win".

>>34981211
Seconding

>>34981679
this

>>34981679
Looks like this is the winner. Writing.

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>>34981315
>"I'm gonna need two hands for this one"

>>34981679
>"Well sure, but the real question is what do I get if I win?"
When the inevitable "and what will I get" question comes up, turn our back towards her, flex our back muscles and say "I'll let you decide for yourself".

Remember Karasuba's extra credit? The first time we lost a fight with her she got rather close and personal with our back muscles.

>>34981679
I like the sound of this.
We did something similar in a previous meeting with her right?

>>34981890
We did indeed

>>34981849
hey guide the tital for the tread is wrong it says harem protag quest 4

>>34982037
I know, but it's archived right.

>>34982088
Funnily enough this is the fourth thread with interdimensional shenanigans.

>>34982088
ya so that's what counts

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>>34981545
>-1 pp 302 remaining.

“I could,” you say, “But what do I get when I win?” It’s here that you flash her your most infuriating smiles, which in fact is rather infuriating, a nice balance of cocky, shit eating and just plain annoying.

Karasuba steps forward, her mouth flaring into a rictus smile as her hand reaches out towards you. But you stand your ground even as she approaches; keeping your hand on your sword so she can’t grab it and shank you with it.

She gets right in your face, her own rather red, just inches from yours.

“I think I could give you more than you could handle little man,” she says, “I just wonder how much you could give me before you gave in.”

“More than you could handle,” you say back, still grinning, “I’ve faced worse.”

Her hand comes up and rubs your chin…almost as if she remembers.

“I sincerely doubt that…lover boy,” she says, her breathing irregular now.

You’re inches away from a very red Karasuba, who seems to be deciding whether to fight you or screw you.

>Try and kiss her.
>Headbutt.
>Pull away.
>Other.
>Leave scene.

>>34982088
>4
>The number of death
>Johnny's gonna die hard
I see your plot.

>>34982264
>>Headbutt.

>>34982264
>>Headbutt.

>>34982264
try and kiss her

>>34982264
>Try and kiss her.

>>34982264
>Headbutt and SWEEP THE LEG!

>>34982264
> Try to kiss

>>34982264
Question! Are we on the Inns property? I'm reasonbly sure the no fighting rule is in play and I don't want to get fucked up by a god.

>>34982264
Air kiss

>>34982264
>Headbutt.
>"Oh no, I know what happens when you get wings."

>>34982264
first, grab her hand
THEN kiss.

>>34982348
No, you are not on the Inn's property. You're just outside of it.

>>34982264
push her away and tell her only one person can call me lover boy

>>34982264
>>Try and kiss her.

>>34982264
>>34982349
Seconded

>>34982264
Sweep the leg John

>>34982264
Whatever option is chosen should involve lips so close they can feel each other's breaths. All I'm saying here.

>>34982375
I'm pretty sure she just recognized us.

>>34982264
>>Headbutt.
We'd better do it before she does it to us.

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>>34982264
I'm pretty sure if we kissed her, we'd wing her. In this world, that would be a very VERY big deal. Could be good or bad.

>>34982264
>>Try and kiss her.
Let's turn this into a stamina contest

>>34982427
thats the point she'll be forced to admit it

>>34982264
>Try and kiss her.

>>34982264
>Headbutt.

>>34982439
We winged her in our world too, remember?

>>34982264
trying to kiss her without warming up with a few bouts is the wrong choice guys.

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>>34982332
>>34982429
>>34982429
This, and then picture related.

>>34982483
That's what he just said, read it again.

I have a feeling that kissing her will turn out like Leloo in Fifth Element, with a "Never without my permission!" and a violent and brutal evisceration...

>>34982264
>Headbutt.

>>34982524
implying she wont get off on it an we cant fight her off

How about both headbutt and kiss? We earned our first kiss with her with blood, both ours and hers.

>>34982264
Kiss is the wrong choice, don't care if we sweep the leg or headbutt or both

Calling, give me a second to count.

>>34982264
>Headbutt.

>>34982588
Mkay...I'm going to write some stuff and then we'll see if you hunt me down later.

>>34982635
*raises pitchfork*

>>34982635
... Whelp, been nice knowing ya gents.

>>34982635
...
Well fuck

>>34982635
*Lights a torch*

>>34982362
Gale I had respect for you.

you lost it

>>34982635
The guys who voted for kissu: did you read Sekirei? Just curious.

Because I think we weren't supposed to break the tension with our own hand.

>>34982635
well im gonna go sharp-in my pitch fork

>>34982635
Would you like a hamburger and fries to appease (bribe) you?

Pretty sure kissing her is a trap. Just about every encounter with her involved fighting, the kiss only happened after the fight.

>>34982635
Alright, does everyone have their torches and pitchforks?

>>34982635
...
Guide. What are you doing. Guide?

>>34982574
Yeah, and if we can manage it, both at the same time

>>34982635
I'm guessing the headbutting was not the correct course of action...

>>34982697
can i substitute my pitchfork for an axe

The people who wanted to kiss her... They don't know what that does... right? And if they do, I didn't know we had so many suicidal masochists...

>>34982731
I did my own count. Kissu won by 2.
We got baited.

I didn't say it was bad guys, just jumbled. Don't kill me yet.

>>34982635
You can't fool me Guide. There are moree headbutt/leg sweep vootes than there are kiss votes.

>>34982635
Told you stupid fucks kiss was the wrong choice this early.

Should have gone a few rounds then gone for the kiss you impatience fucks.

>>34982751
were not we are just prepping

>>34982635
>slendy calling us an idiot
>John talking about how all reason goes out the window when facing killmcdeathpants

Its totally both
We're about to kiss her then fight her

And I think we might have technically won the scene already, but who cares

>>34982751
Did she roll a 1 or a 100 or something?

>>34982687
Oh shit, I completely forgot about forced winging. Miya is going to kill us.

>>34982828
I bet it was both. Just which roll applies to which reaction is the question.

>>34982858
Not if Karasuba does it first.

>>34982751
Guide. We aren't going to kill you. We might very well (temporarily) lose our shit depending on how this goes, but you're a solid enough writer and OP that we aren't going to just turn on you. Well, I'm not at least, I suppose it's probably a terrible idea to speak for the full player base here...still, you've earned a lot of goodwill by running a fun quest, and doing it well. You got this.

>>34982858
If we last that long, we've already won.

>>34982751
Hey we're holding the farming implements and fire... for now.

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>>34982919
Just getting ready for a slash-and-burn.

It's a good thing this is the easy scene.

Gives us a bit of a chance at survival, even if we make a bad decision.

>>34982961
Worst case senario Land lady sees us wing her things. Hey... I'll kill him because you dicked with my husbando.

*dancing with framing equipment intensifies*

>>34982990
I can't think of too many things that would leave ol' ara ara speechless, this is one of them.

>>34982671
w-what did I do?

>>34982984
From what I understood, the scenes are not in any order and we are supposed to figure out on our won what is the difficult scene.

>>34983037
You insisted on Lewd First.

>>34982858
Usually yes. But karasuba could straight up Kali ma us before we kiss her if she wanted, so things are a little hazier
I do still think headbutt is better, but I'm just waiting on Guide to see what the fuck we actually just did

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>>34982747
To be fair when have we not been a suicidal masochist when dealing with her? Getting her attention in the beginning always involved losing fights.

>>34982961
Burning or bleeding to death would prevent him from writing. I suggest an alternate course of action.

>>34982984
This might be the hard one. Pretty sure in canon Karasuba almost died here

>>34982990
> I'll dick him because you killed my husbando

Fixed for you. You didn't think we'd actually avoid Futamiya using her "Totsuga" on us

>>34983059
We could just kidnap him and lock him in a basement until he learns. Or just cut the legs off, those are unnecessary.

>>34983047
Oh. Well, what can I say?
I like reacting/remembering Karasuba.

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>>34983059
I was referring to the agricultural technique od Slash-and-Burn good sir. I believe farming knowledge is essential to play this quest.

>>34983141
we are a chef and we do like fresh ingredients

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>>34982264
You want to reach out and kiss her, so you begin to move your head. But it doesn’t get very far as Karasuba suddenly moves. You see it coming, but you don’t have a whole lot of room to dodge so you move forward as well.

Both of your heads collide, a loud “crack” echoing through the air or at least you think it does. Your hands are suddenly moving, fighting off Karasuba’s as they come after you. There are an intense few seconds where you’re not sure if you’re attacking her, she’s attacking you, you’re doing some kind of mating ritual or some combined version of the three.

Eventually somebody sweeps some legs, causing both of you to go down on the ground. Both of you try to roll and get the advantage, resulting in you tumbling around on the ground, a few punches hitting each of you in the face. You taste blood, maybe yours maybe hers you can’t tell. You feel your sword disappear from your side, stripped away by the tumbling and both of you clawing at it.

Eventually you’re in the dirt on the other side of the road, Karasuba on top of you, bleeding from something, her chest heaving.

“Looks…like…I win,” she pants out from about two inches from your face.

“I’m not done yet,” you say, some of your own blood splattering as you breath up into her, one of your legs between hers, rubbing…yup, “Just try me.”

Another quick flurry of blows between the two of you happens, then you feel yourself being nearly head-butted again, this time as two hungry lips seek out yours.

A familiar set of black wings flies out from her back, even as she moans into your mouth once more.

“Hey there lover-boy,” says your Karasuba once more, “Long time no see.”

“Hey there yourself,” you say with a grin, “Enjoying yourself?”

“You have no idea,” she says, leaning down in to kiss you once again, your tonsils feeling like they’re going to get sucked out even as her leg moves….

>>34983275
There’s a flash.

>Scene completed. Scene successful.
>301 pp remaining.

You wake up in the null zone, where Chris and Tatsuko are both immediately all over you as you drip blood on the…ground.

(Good job,) says your friend, (You’ve succeeded once again. Did you…)

She turns back to your “selection zone.”

There’s another scene along with the two remaining from Karasuba.

It depicts…a park. You can’t see anything else because it’s much too dark.

(Hmm…) says your friend looking at you once more, (That’s unexpected. Did you want to continue or go to a different world?)

>Karasuba and the brown haired girl.
>Karasuba and the shower.
>Dark Park.
>Another world.
>Other.

>>34983312
>Dark Park.

>>34983312
>Dark Park
I don't know how long this'll stay, so we should probably do it before Tue next karasuba scene

>>34983312
Dark park!

>>34983312
>>Dark Park.

In case this is one time only.

>>34983312
>>Karasuba and the shower.

>>34983312

Dark park

>>34983312
>Dark Park.
Ooo could this be the scene for Akitsu?

>>34983312
>>Dark Park.

Yume scene afterwards? I doubt we can beat it, but I'd like to try.

>>34983312
>>Dark Park.
What could possibly go wrong?

>>34983312
>Dark Park.

>>34983312
>Dark Park.
Akitsu time?

>>34983312
>Dark Park.
A mystery option? When has that ever gone wrong!

>>34983312
Will the dark park cost us PP? I still voted for it, but I'm curious.

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>>34983312
>Dark Park.
CONTINUE
THERE IS NO OTHER OPTION BUT THIS

>>34983425
Always if you want peace or never if you want things to stay interesting

>>34983312
> Dark park

is it to much to ask for another sword battle with Karasuba

>>34983467
We might do one more scene for her.

>>34983480
I want to try all of them

>>34983312
Dark park.

>>34983312
>>Karasuba and the shower.
The mystery box doesn't tend to end well. Fear the box of mystery.

>>34983480
ALL OF THEM. Previously I was unaware that doing all 3 got us Power ups.

>>34983480
We're doing at least one more. Gotta bring them all with us

So I wonder which one won?

Anyway, writing.


Was that good enough so you'll put away those pitchforks now?

>>34983525
i see no pitchforks here how bout you guys

>>34983312
>>Dark Park.
We're not afraid of you, plot!
Come get some!

>>34983525
It was perfect

>>34983525
I dunno about the others but I liked that scene we always seem to end up a bloody mess when we get intimate with Karasuba.

>>34983490
The problem is that fights take loads of posts, and right now each post costs us. Not much, but it starts to pile up quickly. Fights like we had with Chris would work best for us since it was told how the overall fight went over two decisions.

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>>34983505

>>34983550
We should be. Remember what happened last time?

>>34983525
What pitchforks?
>hurriedly throws pitchfork behind Gale

>>34983525
So far there's been nothing pitchfork worthy.

>>34983525
Hey, I was just moving haybales, I don't know about the rest of them.

>>34983467
I know the feeling, was somewhat hyped that we might be able to have another battle Karasuba actually involving rolls but it has not happened yet.

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>>34983525

>>34983583
Adventure?

>>34983525
No. But only on the grounds that I have no place to put the pitchforks, save on top of other pitchforks

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>>34983525
You had me grinning by the time I read "crack".

You are entertainer extrodinaire, my good sir.

>>34983525
If we don't actually have a Battle with Karasuba or anyone involving some dice rolls i'm lighting my Torch.

>>34983605
>>34983740
Guise, guise, look here:
>>34983562

The fights with dice are the best fights, but they take forever. We can not afford such luxury without risk of not getting everyone back.

>>34983795
curses logic-ed again

>>34983795
This is easy mode and I don't like it.

>>34983871
This is win-mode, and I like it

>>34983911
Victory is meaningless without the risk of failure.

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>>34983312
“I’ll take…” you say, pointing towards the strange new scene that just appeared. Your friend doesn’t get a chance to say anything, you feel the scene reaching out to you as well, pulling you in with a suddenness that surprises you. You let it pull you in, for some reason it feels…eager but not deadly.

There’s another flash.

You find yourself in the park you saw, the night dark and the inadequate illumination provided by the sodium vapor lamps casting dim shadows across the ground. You look around.

There are a few people around but they seem to be ignoring everything that isn’t themselves.

Finally, you see something…

It’s a girl, sitting on a bench by herself, wearing nothing but a shirt with blood on it.

>Approach the girl.
>Look around.
>Other.
>Leave scene.

>>34983965
>>Approach the girl.

>>34983965
Look around while approaching. We can multitask

>>34983960
When risk of failure comes because of random numbers going the wrong way, it's meaningless as well.

>>34983871
In te previous threads Guide said we could revisit these worlds and scenes that we didn't pick. After we get everyone we can asses if we can do more and go do them.

>>34983965
>Approach the girl.
Yay.

>>34983965
>>Approach the girl.

>>34983965
>Approach the girl

>>34983965
> Look around
> Approach

>>34983911
whats the point if we have no risk?

It would make the second arc basically just a long ass fetch quest.

>>34983965
>>Approach the girl.

>>34983965
>>Approach the girl.
>>Look around.

>>34983965
>Approach the girl.

>>34983965
>>34984005
This.
We're in an unfamiliar area with no idea who could be nearby. Be on guard.

we aren't getting blindsided by some little white haired faggot and his gay ninja

>>34983525
*lowers pitchfork slowly*

>>34984012
We have the top cryptologists at the Pentagon trying to decipher what you just said

>>34983965
>Approach the girl.
Ohhhh yes

>>34984005
>Look around while approaching. We can multitask
This.

>>34983965
>Approach the girl.

>>34984130
Nah man, you need the chinese cryptologists. Only they know the ways to read what I write.

>>34983965
>>Approach the girl.
...okay. I admit it.
I was wrong about the mystery box.

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>>34983911
I wasn't aware that we where playing skrub lord quest

>approach the girl

>>34984179
>I was wrong about the mystery box.
not yet you aren't.
in the series she's approached by a major player. That she's still here means he hasn't shown up. This could still go either way.

>>34983795
Who cares? Do you notice with each girl we build up how many points we get per thread? It'll cost us, but there's a nine point buffer

Writing, sorry, trying to find some stuff and it's not going well.

>>34984259
We also have to make sure we come back with ~100 if we don't want to get blindsided by the "true" protag.

>>34984315
Right but we are nowhere near close to that. I'm fine with caution, but we got like two hundred points before that happens, with build up based on how many girls we have.

>>34984259
We get 6 points per thread currently since we haven't done the second scene for Karasuba. I really don't believe this will be stay this easy and I guarantee getting the angels back is going to be long and involved process.

Feel free to vote what you want. I'd rather have a slow start and go all out in the end when it matters the most, but hey, them's the breaks.

>>34984382
We lost 46 points just saving two harem members. If those things interfere again we might suffer even more losses from unforeseen circumstances.


How many more harem members do we have left to save?

>>34984474
After Karasuba, I think four.

>>34984474
After we save Karasuba 7-8 I think.

>>34984535
>>Harem Status 3/13

>>34984535
You forget the angels, they were officaly added to the harem right before this mess began, weren't they?

>>34984535
7, but all 4 angels are in 1 world

>>34984580
two of those slots were added because we'd have hit max with all of the angels.

>>34984474
Done: Karasuba, Chris, Tatsuko
Pending: Kaname, Akeno, All 4 angels,
Unsure: Nanoha, Kaede, Irie, Reila, Imca, Headmistress.

We haven't spent much time with Reila and Imca yet so I'm not sure how close the girls have to be to us for them to get stolen. Only 11 of the girls were actually haremettes at the time of the event.

If you only include the harem we still need to rescue 8 people.

>>34984580
Two of those were empty though.
We had 11 filled before this

It'd be easier if Guide gave us Protag Points as an incentive for completing bonus objectives, otherwise its not worth the time spent

>>34984639
Karasuba isn't done. We've done one scene.

>>34984593
Shit, at this rate, I'm starting to believe those wankers waited for John to form more bonds than his protag role could actually manage.

At worst, we'd have to dip into the danger zone...

>>34984664
Just because there's no immediate effect doesn't make them not worth the effort.

>>34984639
>Headmistress.
Oh man
now THAT would be fun
Also, Ayaka

>>34984673
One was all we need to consider them rescued. Two lets them help us with rescuing the others. And three I assume lets them help us fight the one responsible for this.

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>>34983965

>-2pp 299pp remaining.

You approach the girl slowly, looking around as you go. You don’t see anybody too suspicious looking, but it’s still dark out so you don’t let your guard down.

“Hey,” you say to the girl as you approach, “Are you ok?”

“No,” says the girl, “I am broken, a failure as a Sekirei.”

You look closer at the girl, she’s got a funky tattoo on her forehead, she’s not dressed and she is currently rather despondent looking if you must be honest.

You take a seat next to her, looking at her closely.

“Why’s that?” you ask her, wondering if she’s like Karasuba. You don’t think you’ve heard the name Sekirei before, but you might have in passing.

“I can no longer be winged,” she says, still looking down at the ground, “I can no longer find my Ashikabi.”

“Is that where you get kissed?” you ask her

She looks up at you, mildly surprised.

“It’s alright, I’ve kinda got my own Sekirei,” you say to her.

“Ah…” she says, turning red and looking down again, “You don’t want me.”

>Tell her you don’t know her yet.
>Tell her you can try winging her if she’d like.
>Tell her you are kinda busy at the moment.
>Other.
>Leave scene.

>>34984758
Give her our shirt or something, it's probably cold as shit and we are in public

>>34984758
>>Other.
Why can't you be winged

>>34984758
>Tell her you don't know her yet
>Tell her you'd like to