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He seems about to say something but Jager returns to the room and drops a towel over his head. “You are dripping everywhere. Dry off or you’ll catch a cold.” She explains.

“Ah! Thank you!” He says in pretty messed up Engrish.

“What about me Jager?” You demand when you notice she only had one towel. “Am I to catch a horrible cold, and suffer forever? I can already feel the consumption taking me.” You let out some meek coughs. “Tell monologue I will never forgive her for the thing with the school bus.” What school bus thing now? We never did a school bus thing.

Jager starts messing around with something by the wall. “I thought you would prefer this.” Jager says turning around.

In her hand is a blow dryer and in the other a brush. You sonido in front of her facing away with a smile on your face. “I instantly forgive you.” You say happily.

Yuuki looks at the two of you and seems struck by inspiration. “Ah! She is motherly!” He notes.

After you dry off you look at Yuuki. “Okay, so why exactly where you fighting the divine blokes?” You wonder. “How even?”

“Well I was at home watching TV when I got a package. There was some weird belt inside, and when I put it on it suddenly vanished, and I was really strong! There was a note in the box which explained everything that was going on in the world, so I went out to stop it!” He answers.

“And none of that struck you as odd? Even slightly?” You ask.

“Not really.” He says with a confused look on his face. Ah, he is one of those sorts.

“Don’t you think this is all a little too coincidental?” Jager wonders. “This just all seems like a trap.” She narrows her eyes. “And speaking of a trap.”
(2/3)

The door opens and you see the nofunigami who agreed with you that the Lokitron is super trustworthy. “Ah, Ms. Schrodinger. I have some good news about the Mod Soul creation/infusion device. I just need some help on some small portion of it.” He says.

“Eh? The one you made based on me is done?” Jager asks.

“Well, more or less. Others are studying it now, but I wanted to do some other project. You don’t need to mind it.” He says.

Jager looks apprehensive about it. “I really don’t like where this is going.”

“I have no idea what you are all talking about.” Yuuki nods gravely.

So it looks like science nofunigami wants to do some mod soulin with you, but Jager isn’t too sure about it. You also have the mystery of Yuuki, and you could want to ask Azzy about him. “Why would Azzy know anything?” You wonder. Because Lucifer was the one who explained berserkers to you and Azzy is an angel too? I guess you could ask someone else about him to try and get some info, but how many clever people do you know?

[] Go mod soulin, you got some dark plans to be making
[] Go see Azzy about this yuuki kid.
[] Ask someone else about Yuuki (who?)
[] Where did your Sin-Fin go, you aren’t done snuggling her
[] Other, please specify
(3/3)

Intro Post:
>http://pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P

>>34958317
>[x] Go mod soulin, you got some dark plans to be making

Lets see what we/sciguys/loki did

>>34958317
>[] Go mod soulin, you got some dark plans to be making
Azure, you're giving me some bad vibes about this. I know this whole plan is going to bite us like they always do.

>>34958287
>Viral9 continues to be based
I really like that guy. Favorite drawfag of the quest. Ties with the guy who does the paintings in Hellborn for favorite drawfag in quests.

>>34958317
>[x] Where did your Sin-Fin go, you aren’t done snuggling her
Maybe she'd like to see him. Probably not, but sometimes SF is good exposition. Even if she doesn't know anything about the sprog, it should be interesting to see her be all sad and him try to shounen protag it up and it not working at all.

Or we could stand him next to Ryoko and then look at him, then her, then him, and back and forth while squinting and occasionally repositioning how they're standing and holding up our hands like a pretentious photographer and then end it all by looking like we had some massive epiphany before going "I have no idea what he is!" and walking off.

>>34958317
>want to go mod soulin
>but am incredibly nervous
I can smell the Loki in the air.
The meanest thing Azure could do right now would be to have nothing go wrong at all. We'd be freaking out even more until the end of the quest.

>>34958317
[] Go mod soulin, you got some dark plans to be making

I've got a bad feeling about this.

>>34958317
>[] Go see Azzy about this yuuki kid.

>>34958317
>The door opens and you see the nofunigami who agreed with you that the Lokitron is super trustworthy
Damn it Azure.

>>34958317
[] Go see Azzy about this yuuki kid.
Might as well take what Azure keeps hinting towards. This whole science thing fell apart once we started trusting other people.
Party dedicated to us is tomorrow right?

Questions, concerns, comments, etc. as usual for the first little bit by the way. Forgot to mention that.

>>34958621
he is the one who wanted to make a mod soul army, not the one who said they should do one pill at a time if that.

Looks like leaning towards seeing what the guy wants

Ehh... I hate the idea of the mod soul army. Fake Jager souls walking around disturbs me greatly.

>>34958783
I never understood why people were so crazy about it, but I don't really hate the idea of it.

>>34958820
A bunch of Psudo Jagers walking around altered to serve Loki.

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“Oh, he did his best, I may as well go grade his classwork.” You say standing.

Jager nods as you go and seems to consider something as you leave. That isn’t ominous. “Hey, what about me?” the boy asks before you can finish what I said you were doing.

“Hm? Oh, it is late, you should go to sleep or else you won’t grow” It is like, the middle of the night or so. “Oh good, I am bad at time. Yes, go home and sleep. You don’t want your parents to worry.” You say.

As you leave you see Jager write something down on a piece of paper and hand it to the boy, but you have no time to stare at them passing notes because you have science to look at! Science!

You go into the science building with a large raincoat and umbrella, to keep yourself safe from the rain. It is only after you are inside that you realize this means you can’t get Jager to dry you again and that makes you sad. You let out some very unladylike words, and note most of the science people are asleep. The guy leading you nods to two guards on duty, who then return the gesture, and you enter the room with the lokitron.

On the floor you see a large box of pills with the word “BLANK” written on the box. “Well then, I take it you have some dark plan?” You ask.

“Not dark. Look, we did the Jager mod soul and it worked out perfectly. The only problem is that stupid bi-“ he clears his throat “-there are some in the science division who think that we need to do a slow production, and a slow natural hollow evolution. I was willing to wait for them to let the single mod soul develop because if there was a problem I wanted to see it first hand, but now that I know there won’t be any issues we should step up production!” He explains.
(1/2)

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“So what do you want from me?” You ask.

“Go second release, infuse the machine with a ton of energy. Then I will use mod souls laced with a type of modified hollow bait to draw hollows to them, then to each other. They will turn menos, eat each other, become the higher levels, then tear their faces off at a phenomenal pace! Once the energy is in the device they won’t be able to get it out, so they will have to go ahead with the plan. Once we get this going we can push for some of the more wild experiments we have been considering.” He explains.

“Why the rush? Can’t we just keep the pace?” You wonder.

“We could all be dead at any point, we need to make advances in science now. Progress requires ambition.” He says in a hushed tone.

Seems the lad wants to get the science blokes all in a tizzy for his ideas.

What do we do?
[] Yeah, alright I will give you my second release juice
[] No, listen to the one chick who said take it slow
[] How about Third Form power? That will probably be super strong.
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>34958948
>[] Yeah, alright I will give you my second release juice


if its just for bit...

>>34958948
>[x] How about Third Form power? That will probably be super strong.
Whatcouldgowrong.png

>>34958948
[] No, listen to the one chick who said take it slow

>>34958948
Wait so is this super mod souls or feeding hollows mod souls? I don't want to have an army of hollows who think Jager soul and Risa juice taste fantastic

>>34958948
[] Yeah, alright I will give you my second release juice

Well....there aren't any tildes....and this bloke does have a commendable fire 'neath his gut.

>>34959007
Pretty much every hollow would love to eat us already. The reason that they don't is because we're stronger.

>>34958948
>[] No, listen to the one chick who said take it slow
Caution may be warranted. Unless it isn't.

>>34958948
>[] Yeah, alright I will give you my second release juice

>>34959007
The plan, was, from my understanding:

1) Infuse Mod Souls with arrancar power to supercharge them
2) feed those to hollows
3) Hollows become menos in the basement area, because Hueco is off limits for now
4) They become adjuchas and kill each other
5) Once maximum evolution is reached have them tear off their masks.

Will give a little bit for people to decide now remembering/knowing the plan

>>34958948
Can't we ramp up production at any time? WHy don't we take a peek at the results before giving him go juice.

>>34959092
de-scrubs scrubs and makes allies instead of finding them.

me likey

>>34958948
Third form.

>>34958948
>[] No, listen to the one chick who said take it slow
No no no no nononono.
It can't get much cleared how much of a stupid idea this is.

>>34959093
Because the woman in charge of the science parts doesn't want to ramp up production because she thinks lokitrons are super untrustworthy. That is why he is sneaking in at night.

>>34959136
We're sneaking into the science department to activate a device we've added loki's title to because it's so goddamn shady..

This is a horrible idea.

>>34959136
Oh yeah what we should actually do. Take a look at products ourselves.

>>34959176
Well, Lokitron is because it was actually built by Loki. He was masquerading as the science nofunigami for a while. For forever I guess would be more accurate.

>>34959178
>>34959133
>>34959046

>>34958948
Yeah, those Anons have a point. Seconding test trial and observation before we commit to further science.

>>34958969
>>34958983
>>34959046
>>34959083
>>34959131

How about we don't do the stupidest thing available to us for once. Even if this guy isn't Loki doing this while everyone else is asleep and bringing two guards in with him is sketchy as fuck. God damn, stop before we do this shit again!

>>34959206
Mod soul turns out to be in a body and it's got Jagers FUCK YEAH HUMANITY KILL THE EVERYTHING mentality and it's charged with our go juice.

>>34959203
>>34959199
Err, I meant to change this vote >>34959046
Just wanted to clear it up.

>>34958948
>[x] No, listen to the one chick who said take it slow

We need to see the results for ourselves before we commit.

Besides, we don't want to blow our load on creating version 1s. Better to wait until the process is refined so we can better control how they turn out.

Looks like leaning towards no?

Writing now

>>34959256
We like science, but, well... Loki...

>>34959256
EVERYTHING IS LOKIES

>>34959256
Wait wait wait
I vote for second release.
I want to see what happens. Paranoia never got us anywhere.

>>34959256
>>34959393
Well then I vote for not second release and waiting. Two can play at that game.

>>34959393
>>34959427

I wish you two caught fire.

Loki is one of the worst things to happen to this quest. Just the mere mention of his name turns anons into retards.

>>34959393
>>34959427
I vote for preemptively killing this scienist.

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>>34959427

>>34959473
Killing our allies is a plan I can get behind. Count me in.

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Who has the biggest tits in HQRverse?

top 3? 10?

>>34959595
Jaegerbombs, course.

>>34959595
Mendel
Mendel
Mendel

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“Let’s not amp up production.” You say

“What?” He asks.

“Well I would rather see the final result before I commit.” You explain.

“There isn’t enough time to do this the slow way.” He points out. “I know the mod souls aren’t a threat, and she refuses to use the changed mod souls because of some need to keep everything as natural as possible. We don’t need nature, we need science!”

“Still I don’t want to bother with it when we can do it whenever we want.” You say.

“And if people die before then? If this project could save all of us! You are just like her, afraid of progress. I understand the machine, even though none of the rest of you-“ He starts.

He never finishes because the door slams open. You turn on your cloaking and see the glasses wearing nofunigami wearing pajamas and with her curly twirly hair all messed up. “Wha?” She asks adjusting her glasses. “I knew I heard something. What are you all doing in here? I told you that we will do a slow natural progression! We can’t rush this, we don’t know that the machine is totally harmless!”

“I know it is safe, you are all just too foolish to see it.” He says with a snarl. “I will create what we need to save the world. I will protect all of us if you want me to or not!”

She seems to think on it for a moment then throws out a small cube. You recognize it as being similar to what Nobuhiko used all those years ago. The boy science guy goes wide eyed. “You can’t!” he shouts running towards it.

The woman lets out a small invocation and the cube devours the machine, locking it away in an in between place. The cube closes before the dangly part scrub gets to it and he falls to his knees. “You fool. You will be the doom of all of us.”
(1/2)

>>34959595
Charlotte

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The woman adjusts her glasses and lets out a huff. “I am performing the art of science in the best way anyone knows how. Slow and steady.” She explains leaving.

You decide it is probably best to leave before this gets more awkward. You make your way outside and feel exhaustion start to weigh you down, so you make your way into your room and sleep. You are thankfully not troubled by dreams.

You wake up and immediately roll to the side avoiding the lunging teenager who nearly got you. You look up at Ryoko and she pouts from your bed. “Sensei why did you, like, dodge?” She wonders.

“Natural reflex.” You reply looking around.

The air tastes funny.

“Hey, like, what are you doing today? You wanna hang out?” She asks.

You have your festival to get to later today, but you could spare some time. Or you could go collect people to go with you to the festival. It could be a gas.

[] Hang out with Ryoko and play around with her till the party
[] Go collect people for the party (Who?)
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>34959697
[] Hang out with Ryoko and play around with her till the party

- What kind of festival was it again? Fear?

>>34959697
>[] Hang out with Ryoko and play around with her till the party

>>34959725
Torture/orgy

>>34959697
>[] Hang out with Ryoko and play around with her till the party

Time to indoctrinate our loyal combat lieutenant to the ways of true debauchery and hedonism. I don't think anyone else will approve of what comes next aside from her anyways. Maybe Bitey?

>>34959753
Azzy so would.

>>34959697
>[] Go collect people for the party (Who?)

Ryoko, Caede, Azzy

>>34959753
Whitey would. Bitey would cry and be sad about it.

>>34959697
>that pic
Every time
>It could be a gas
We don't gas friends. If we do we don't talk about it in non-food company.
Not happy that we just wasted that machine and the time we spend on it. We didn't even get to eat anything.

[] Go collect people for the party (Who?)
Ryoko Caede and wildcard new guy. Azzy shouldn't come, her presence might mess things up.

>>34959854
New guy.. doesn't seem like the orgy type....

>>34959854
>wildcard new guy
HELL NO.

Yuuki's whole thing was going around killing pagan gods for "doing human sacrifice and other bad stuff".

I don't think he could kill us, but he'd definitely try and that would be a pain in the ass.

>>34959672
Great, so not only did we waste all the time we spent on that thing but we didn't even get anything out of the whole situation. All because a few people are too paranoid to take any risks. Even if he was mad we could have just destroyed the room with a wave of our hand.

>>34959697
>[] Other, please specify
Go see azzy about new guy, the sooner we figure out who his powers are from the better. I'm just waiting for some moron to mess that up though.

>>34959895
>>34959883
But we need to corrupt him while he's fresh and young! Those mortals age so quickly you know.
Whats the worst that could happen?
No really, it might be fun. We aren't killing anyone, might be a chance to shake his morals.

>>34959959
Or he'll see what's going on and try to have a drop down drag out fight with us and totally fuck up the festivities. Also I think Jager would be upset if we hurt a kid.

>>34959725
>>34959738
>>34959753
Hang with Ryoko
>>34959846
>>34959854
Grab people
>>34959923
Go see Azzy

Writing now unless the vote swings

>>34959984
You're right it might turn into a fight, I'm still going to look for ways to turn him around to our way of thinking though. Having a LG on our team will lead to complications. They might be fun complications, but still complications.

These days I only vote when it's really important, it feels like everything I ever voted for was a bad idea. Or to spite paranoia anons.

>>34960067
Send him to Azzies as daycare.

>>34960110
Well if you voted to

1. Put Go juice in a baby
2. JAGER WANT MOORE POWER poker
3. Deny Rioichi any sort of support or context on his abilities

You may have made some shit choices.

>>34960137
two for three. Extra credit for just about everything you didn't mention. I'm very lucky I'm not a Bleach Abomination Cat God or I would have been fucked over a long time ago.

>>34960119
>I-Is this some kind of bar? I'm too young to d-drink...
>No, It's my room. You can sit anywhere. Ahh, actually don't sit there. Or there.

>>34960195
Those were the three worst I could think of...

I'm guilty of the third.

>>34960238
Forgot all the fucking around where we backout of plans, or decide to talk to people when we are in the negatives in charisma.
N-not that I voted for any of that or anything. Nope.

>>34959923
It's not our fault that there's no internal logic as to when doing something reckless and stupid will work or not.

Also for all you know, not wussing out would have been even worse.

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“Oh why not. What did you have in mind?” You wonder.

“Well we can go out to x and do y and-“ She starts, but we don’t listen wondering why the air smells weird. It’s probably nothing though, or you failed your perception check.

“Anyway, it will be really fun, I promise!” She says.

The two of you spend an inordinate amount of time wandering around aimlessly. Eventually Ryoko takes you to a roller derby, and the both of you slam other skaters into the walls, take a few glancing blows from the other competitors, and all in all have a generally good day. You say farewell to Ryoko and quickly sonido away to your party.

The festival is just starting up when you make landfall. A few of the villagers bow their heads at your passing, but you just wave them off. You have stuff to do after all. You go to the shrine and see the two twins dressed in think robes next to Father John. Was it John? I have such a hard time remember little people. “Hello our…” The first twin starts.

“Goddess.” The second finishes.

“Good to see you, my creepy lovelies.” You say. “So we ready to get this shindig off the ground.” Love that word.

“More or less. The ports are closed, and the people are already starting on the alcohol. Fishermen seem to think any excuse to drink is a good time. That makes me somewhat nervous what with the harpoons.” John sighs. “Still, working men find any excuse to drink a good idea.”

“I am also concerned about harpoon usage, but we will address it next year.” You say. “For now let’s get to the festival.”

You turn but four hands wrap around you to stop you. “Wait a moment” The first twin says.

“Our goddess,” The second adds on.

“Our love”

“Our Queen”

“Our life.” They finish alternating between them. “You are not properly dressed. For one such as yourself.”

“You must dress to suit the part.” They finish.

“Do I really have to?” You ask.
(1/3)

>>34960775
>dress up
yay!

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“It is the best way to let the world know of your perfection.” They reply.

You feel cool fingers slip under your shirt and trace along your chest. A pair of hands slides down your side to remove your trousers and- “Not doing anything for me.” You say as they sensually remove your outfit. Well, it’s doing something for me. “Look, we agreed twins are creepy bastards who didn’t eat the other in the womb like the rest of us. Stay the course.” You say.

Oh, like you are Ryoko/Kyoko? “Bugger on.” You grump.

You are now dressed in a sheer robe, small chains leading from a ring on your ring finger into the outfit and coiling around your body with small spikes to tears at your flesh with every movement. They did your make-up, and you clean up pretty nice all things considered. A faint blush, a small dab of lipstick, some eyeliner which, honestly, you should wear more often. Plus that eyelash thing, bugger all what’s its name? “Mascara?” You wonder.

That’s the one!

You start following the twins, who both have a satisfied look on their faces like Ryoko did after that sleepover, but your inventory shakes. You remember the cell phone, and knowing how bothersome Mendel can be, answer the mobile. “What?” You ask.

“A good evening to you as well.” Mendel says. “I do apologize for interrupting your little party, but I am afraid I must make some rather rude demands.”

“Rude demands? This ought to be priceless.” You say.
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“Yes, well I do have bosses who are rather cross with me. Actually I made bosses who are rather cross with me. Always nice to have someone breathing down your neck for motivation. Anyway, I am afraid I am rather unhappy with how our relationship has been progressing. You have destroyed one of my bases, and taken a sample I would have rather liked. You got in the way of Izanami” Hey, get me the hookup. “And now you are gallivanting around as if you don’t have a care in the world.”

“So how is this my problem?” You ask.

“If you give us the young man you recently acquired, and made active efforts to stop attacking us, I will consider everything you have done water under the bridge. If I could I would ask you let us do some tests on Jager to get more data out of her, but I don’t think you will give her up.” Mendel sighs. “This could be the start of a mutually beneficial arrangement which I want you to consider carefully.” She explains.

“Can I think about it?” You ask.

“No, I am afraid you have to give me an answer now.” She says.

What do we do? Mendel seems sort of angry for, well, her anyway.

[] Fine, you can have the boy and I won’t mess around with you anymore
[] No deal. You are on the list, never compromise.
[] Other, please specify
(3/3)

>>34960862
>[] No deal. You are on the list, never compromise.

lets be honest, we're going to kill her anyway and she has not sweetened the pot at all, she'd get more out of a ceasefire than we would.

She better not ruin the festival or she dies ASAP

>>34960862
I was under the impression that she saw us as some dumbass kid who she could crush at any time and was only good for antagonizing over the phone every now and again.

>[] No deal. You are on the list, never compromise.

>>34960862

> []Other: One more threat and we kill the kid. He's our insurance until we settle this Gehenna business, anyway. If Mendel wants a trade though, we could offer her the underworld laser.

>>34960862

[] Fine, you can have the boy and I won’t mess around with you anymore

Why do we want the kid again?

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>>34960862
>[] No deal. You are on the list, never compromise.
Probably going to attack us, but never compromise with the L.I.S.T.©

>yfw you realize we will never cultivate worship and make more angels, or have any kind of power base ever

>>34961038
This is less about the kid than it is about Fuck Mendel.

>>34961038
BECAUSE MENDAL WANTS HIM THAT'S WHY AND BEING PETTY IS WHAT WE ARE GOOD AT!

>>34960862
"You're going to ruin the festival aren't you?"

>>34961084
She is isn't she.

>>34960323
>regret intensifies

>>34961031
Hey, this is pretty good. I'll second this.

>>34960999
Now that we are raiding with the raid bosses we are probably officially a major player now.

In retrospect, an army would be a nice thing to have now...

>>34960862
Can we ask her to explain her goals and intentions? Both in general and with the boy specifically?

She's asking us to trust her, but she has frequently manipulated and tricked us in the past, and she seems to enjoy ruining our good time.

Also I'm pretty sure she stands for total elimination of the supernatural.

>>34960862
>[] Fine, you can have the boy and I won’t mess around with you anymore
When someone comes by to collect the kid we eat em.
Fuck Mendel

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>>34961142
Such is unlife.

>>34960862

To be honest, I'm a bit curious about >>34961145
too.

If she wants to negotiate, there's going to be give and take. Telling us "give us exactly what we want and we'll totally promise not to antagonize you later despite you being a clear and present threat" isn't exactly something she'd do if she was seriously in danger, unless she has motivation for being so uncompromising with Risa.

>>34961216
If we have to, we can take her. We took Loki out, we can take her as well.

Maybe we should invest in our religion more.

>>34960862
>[] Other, please specify
"If you wanted to get along, you could have, I dunno, not been a colossal dick and screwed us over at every given opportunity. And the vague threats really aren't helping me think of reasons not to kill you."

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I kinda want to hire Mendel as science guy.

After we crush her forces and assert dominance and make the idea of going against us unthinkable of course.

hell plant the seeds in her head now.

the pay and hours are shit, but only one asshole boss to deal with (us) and lotsa creative freedom and you get to survive.

>>34961325
Except our objectives oppose eathother in a pretty extreme way.
Corrupting people is not our forte.

>>34960862
"...fine. If you help me out I mean."
I don't think you guys realize how easy Mendel has been going on us.

>>34960862
>[x] No deal. You are on the list, never compromise.

>>34961376
Probably very easy, she seems to control the entire human resistance.
On the other hand she is a massive cunt.

>>34961360
Not really. We don't know Mendel's objectives, and have none of our own.

For all we know, we could want the same thing.

Which is why this ultimatum is so obnoxious. It's like we can never get a break.

>>34961423
>she seems to control the entire human resistance
>Is a massive cunt
I wonder of those two have much to do with eachother...

>>34961472
I'd say she wants humanity to survive the end days by all means necessary and we want to survive by any mea...
Wait a minute...

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“What is your end goal anyway? You seem to be demanding a lot from me, and without giving much in return for this compromise.” You say tilting your head and noting how the finely shaped, well filled out backsides of the twins wiggles in an interesting way with every step.

“Demanding? All I asked from you was for you not to start murdering my people. Not to bother my operations and I wouldn’t bother yours. Wasn’t even a week after that you are charging one of my bases with one of the Seven Fallen. Say what you want about me, but at the very least I never actively bothered you.” She points out.

“Apart from that Amp thing.” You counter.

“Which I explained was a rogue agent, and I gave you information about him to help you on your way.” She says.

“That still doesn’t tell me your end goal. End of the supernatural? Ave Humanity?” You ask.

“Humanity is a bunch of squishy sacks of meat which are being thrown to and fro by any number of supernatural beast. We have angels, demons, devils, and the various gods all trying to kill us. Our claws are dull, our teeth utilitarian, and our skin laughably weak. I simply want humanity to thrive without being terrified of every shadow for fear it is a god made of ten thousand razor lined cocks here to violate your existence. With all of these monsters trying to kill all of humanity for vaguely worded reasons I have been charged with the duty of protecting humanity, and stopping all the ravenous things that want to tear us apart from doing so. How is that a bad thing?” Mendel wonders.
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“You made Sin-Fin sad.” You point out.

“I imagine it was cathartic for the poor girl, and I am sure you comforted her. I should also point out that only happened because you broke in to our operational space. We had no idea you were going to jump into our experiment, and I should point out I have been very lenient with your activities.” She says.

“How so?” You wonder.

“I haven’t randomly lasered you from space because I felt like it.” She says. “I did not take any real retaliation when you slaughtered my soldiers. Do you know how expensive they are? How hard it is to train them?” She asks.

You consider her words for a moment then look up. “Monologue, could use some input here.” You say.

Hm? Oh, uh. Mind break her so she needs your tails like the dirty fluff slut she is? “What?” You ask. Sorry, those twins have some phat junk going on in their trunks. “You are urban.” I am now! Look at them! It is criminal it is.

So, uh, Mendel. Right-o. What do you say?

[] Accept giving her the boy
[] Counter offer(What?)
[] Say no and go to your festival
[] Other, please specify
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>>34961578
>Let her talk... to the boy?

>>34961578

> [] Counter Offer: One underworld laser, visitation rights with the boy (testing to be conducted at our facility with associated amnesty to the inspecting agent [so long as they don't touch our stuff]), promise of cessation of immediate hostilities.

> All this in exchange for her not being such a raging bitch and giving us back Dr. Who. Clearly his kidnapping has only given us less to do with our free time leading to the aforementioned incidents.

>>34961578
She's lying about being reasonable. She planned all this shit to try to manipulate us.

Why the hell would she even be this lenient with us at all in the first place? She wouldn't. She just wants to use our plotrock for some sort of cancer man experiment thing.

>>34961578
>Counter offer
>Let her talk to the boy, just to see what she's getting into and we'll figure out a counter offer later. We have a unique project she may be interested in.
>Also we'll give the laser back
>If we get bikini pictures of her for Monologue

>>34961578
>[] Counter offer(What?)
a ceasefire, i leave you alone if you leave me alone. we ain't giving the boy. take it or leave

>[] Other, please specify
"The problem with your POV is you think humanity is its own thing. Its okay if you don't understand, you're only human. When you're done being a caterpillar and want to talk about cocoons and butterflies, call me."


She seems pushy, comes off as desperate to me. lets play hardball.

>>34961746
I bet she's being lenient because we left her behind when Risa died.

Poor bird, she's on the wrong side of 40.

>>34961740

Note, said doctor should probably pose as or be a martial arts expert of sorts. The boy will much more readily accept inspections under the guise of super kung fu training.

Fringe benefit of making him more useful for us.

>>34961578
>I haven’t randomly lasered you from space because I felt like it.
The word "lasered" sounds like a very Risa thing to say. Why did Mendel say it instead of just saying "I haven't randomly shot you with a space laser"? Is she trying to make us shadowrun about a connection with Risa? Is she using Risa-like ways of speaking to try to make us hate her less? Did Azure just get so used to writing about the use of lasers in that way that he slipped up and it actually has no meaning in-story?

>>34961740
>>34961578
Hurrah! Time for Jewing supportan' the hard bargain.

>>34961778
>>34961740
CHA is our dump stat, she'll persuade the shonen boy to her side over us with her HFY.

we give her the laser and we give her izanagi.

think guys, you're smarter than this

>>34961578
>[] Say no and go to your festival
>>34961509
Look, our survival and growth is based on eating things. At one time our diet consisted nearly entirely of humans and near-humans. One of our titles is God of Genocide, and we kill often and enjoy it. Humans die often as accidental losses during our fights, some of them work for the governments. Humans have done nothing for us except try to kill us many times and provide tasty gods. The only reason they are even a factor in this mess other then as a target is that Bitch. Imagine how it would be with her out of the picture.
The few allies we have gotten are a struggle to keep and we've lost a few good ones along the way. Mendel has threatened us and bothered us since we learned of her existence, to the point where we put her on the List. It would be an insult to their memories to become buddy buddy with the humans now after all the wars we fought. Remember the Alamo.

>>34961831

Giving her the laser doesn't mean giving her Izanagi, at least not in the short term. The old bag is alert now, and thus will likely be more difficult to subdue. Even then, we don't exactly need her for our plans in any meaningful sense. Azzy would be sad, but she would probably understand this decision. I will miss laser too, but it's the only piece of extra clout we have no immediate use for as far as I know.

>>34961578
Misquoted
WE GIVE HER NOTHING
DES VULT
WE WILL IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez6wfJWVCeI [Embed]

>>34961509
>I'd say she wants humanity to survive the end days by all means necessary and we want to survive by any mea...
>Wait a minute...
Risa is not part of humanity, Mendel told us as much herself and then she went on to say that she blames us for Ragnarok and the Christian apocalypse. In her eyes, we're a direct and massive threat to humanity and can get bent and if she can cobble together a better weapon by stuffing us into a tiny box made of stairs, pain, and mobius strips, then she'll do it in a heartbeat.

Mendel, dear Mendel

Poor twisted Mendel. Twisted impossible Mendel.

Brilliant mortal Mendel, Mendel all alone. Mendel pulled along in the wake of a mortal girl with purple hair and amazing dance fighting skills.

Pulled along in our wake as we drank, smoked, shot up, and did all manner of things. Stood by our side as we fucked, snuffed, and slack jaw drooled our way across sin and depravity.

Was daddy there? Did mother disapprove?

Mendel, what did you think when we said we'd done it all?

Mendel, what did you do standing over our quickly cooling corpse?

Did the coppers pinch you? Were you blamed.

Did we die and the world think us just a good girl.

How did we hurt you?

Or did we just leave you alone?

Do you still want to be alone, Mendel?

She can have the boy, provided she honestly explains her intentions to him and accepts.

Jager will be cross with us if we send a mostly innocent kid to get vivisected

>>34961989
>giving Mendel a weapon

>>34961989
That is quite true.

>>34961989
Knowing how she treats her own people and gods, as well as the angels, we can't trust her with the boy.
We will keep him in protective custody.

Mendel'll fuck us over in the end.
Only decent deal is giving her the laser back, so she doesn't nuke our island. And that's that.

I value Izanami's potential as higher than the boy's, so I'm gonna say no to laser trading right now.

Mendel Mendel like the Wendel moving with torches in a twisted line.

A dragon thought to scour the land, as frightened gods move on.

Those that stay find hell to pay, no dragon claws to snap and fray.

It's man, tis man! All his trickeries sway, as though under bear shirts for power.

So Mendel Mendel be our Grendel, the cost to Bulliwulf is but an arm.

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An army bearing the symbol of Risa can not be defeated in battle!
Someone feel free to make a better version, I'll be messing with it to fix it up.

“Well, a cease fire is certainly possible.” You say.

“I tried not bothering you, but that didn’t work out very well for me did it? No, with how much you have broken I need something to help make up for my losses. My bosses are made to be very insistent.” She answers.

“Well what about you coming to my shrine to run your tests?” You ask.

“I am not inclined to let you eat me.” She says.

Damn it. It was worth a shot. “So what if you explain it to him then?” You ask. “Make sure he doesn’t do anything he doesn’t want to.”

“You really think I can’t convince a teenager to do exactly what I want? Then you will get all in a tizzy about it, and I will never hear the end of it. No, I need you to tell me that you are giving up all intentions of the boy, as well as no longer getting in my way. It is a simple yes or no question Risa, this is what is required for me to leave you alone.” She say.

Seems the time for talking is over. What now?

[] Yes
[] No

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>>34962285
>[X] No

>>34962285
>[] No

Is flying into outerspace and destroying satellites an option?

>>34962285
>Yes.

Make sure the kid knows /precisely/ what he's going into, with cryptic hints.

>>34962340
Not so much, no.

>>34962285
>No
Give her nothing! Even things that we don't necessarily own!

>>34962285
I want to say no...but you have two things I want...

The who tapes and hints about my past.

If I say yes, can still interfere with each other a little. It was fun. He'll just set your space laser to low power and I will chase it's targeting dot around.

...kids a dunce but since he came to me first can I give him a send off? And if he busts out on his own, what then?

>>34962285
No.
>>34962373
How about a big laser?
Can we use our mining laser for that? Or get some angel help?

>>34962332
>>34962340
>>34962475
Guys, uh, we already pissed off the angels a bunch, you sure we don't need more breathing space?

If so, that's, well, fine.

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prolly gonna satelite laser us

3rd release and Zero laser duel?

Don't know, this is another one of those votes.
I feel like if we find an opportunity to raid her and get something our of it we should take the chance. But we are not strong enough to truly piss off a major player. Who has Doctor who videos.
Man.

>>34962285

Binary choice is bullshit.
> []No "But keep in mind, the last time you took my tapes, I went out and started killing gods to get my jollies. Tell me, Mendel, what do you imagine I'll do this time if you start trying to break my things? Cities will burn. People will die. You want humanity to survive all of this? I might make sure there isn't a humanity left for God and Lucy to destroy. I don't know where all of your bases are, but I know where there are cities and I know that you can't be everywhere at once. Scratch me, and I. Will. End. You. I will scream your name with an unearthly chorus as I write it on every building in the blood of the unwashed masses.

Will get cut off, so doesn't matter. Makes me feel better though.

>>34962285
>“I am not inclined to let you eat me.” She says.
She's lying. She totally has some kind of power armor or something she could wear if she had to come to a place where we were. What the bloody fuck is she hiding from us.

>>34962555
Sappy speech anon! I missed you! It wasn't the same without dramatic speech write ins around here.

>>34962285

Seems to ignore the fact that we were saying, send a REPRESENTATIVE. Why the fuck would we bother asking for Mendel herself?

>>34962600
Because she is the science person. She does the experiments and stuff.

>>34962518
We laser all the lasers.
Why haven't we found the angel who is the embodiment of lasers yet?

>>34962616

We ate one of her scientists and killed a half dozen more if you'll recall. She isn't some crazy old cat lady. Wait, scratch that, she is an elderly woman who spends far too much time and attention on a fussy cat. That said, she's not as lonely as your average bird. She has hired hands.

>>34962616
Apparently she is also upper-management person, who does all the planning and stuff.

I hope they only had one base in Japan.

>>34962285
If we say no, she's immediately going to just attack our shrine while we're not there to defend it and we'll have to choose between abandoning the festival and going back to save our allies. If we say yes, then Mendel gets more power to swing against us during the eventual confrontation that WILL happen.

This isn't even a "do you want to be friends with Mendel" vote, it's a "do you want to fight a slightly weaker Mendel now or do you want to fight a stronger one later?" question.

>>34962600
We do need to define the fact that the kid is, by even her own reasoning, included in the grouping of objects defined as "Risa's Stuff".

We can meet her representatives at a third party location for testing and ceasefire, which would prove both our intents to not kill each other or all of humanity.

>>34962285
Yes.

Because both choices are the wrong one, but saying yes might give us some breathing room to get our shit together.

>>34962285
Yes.

Because...Mendel won't expect it.

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[Paranoia intensifies]

>>34962521
Going to piss off a few people in WW3.
The teams were picked already anyway, we are just confirming them really.

>>34962518
The mining laser would not, and the angels are not pro risa at the moment. Plus proper angels see it as humans using free will, so they wouldn't get involved.
>>34962536
A fine bum


Leaning towards no at the moment it looks like.

>>34962536
>>34962795
>A fine bum
Of course. Our daughter got the good genes.

>>34962795
Here we go.
I'm getting a good drink.

>>34962795
By angel help I meant fallen ones.
Azzy ones.

>>34962285
>[x] Yes

Mendel clap if you believe

We'll make you fly

We'll make you grieve

Fairy dust to try

Once on high by snow fall

Perhaps by chance a vein

White hot the heroine

Plunging on in twain

>>34962776
But we like people because they're fun to mess with, make neat stuff, and all our allies like them as well.

>>34962893
Risa wasn't there for her growing up though. This makes us sad.
>>34962896
They had Ephemere green apple cheep at my booze shop today.

I did miss people rhyming at me some

Writing writing.

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>>34962982
but we'll be there for here now...whenever the next omake is (March if I had to guess)

>>34962982
Dammit.

Now our party is ruined.

>>34962982
>Green apple
Good stuff. Drinking Guinness and standby Jack myself. If things start going south I'll get the Beefeater.
I'd rhyme but I'm sure these anons have you covered.

>>34963054
Just cancel the torture part and only have the orgy part this year.

Assuming there will be any survivors....


RIP in piece Rape island

>>34962982
Long ago to rhyme compose

Amid the shadow and twixt your prose

There sat a babe of laughter borne

To laugh in twisted terror mourne

What glee we brought him that first fright

So signed his death warrant that same night

Naughty thing grew

Our foes he slew

A taste for murder come and by

A taste for more salacious and sly

Like mum so mad, no trust to be had

His betrayal expected and none were sad

The warrant a menu

His soul our meal

He stabbed our eve

His flesh we did steal

>>34963054
M-maybe she'll wait just a little bit longer before attacking us so that we can at least enjoy the party

>>34963130
Good stuff.
>His betrayal expected and none were sad
;-;

>>34963138
Of course, she was just calling us right before the celebration to give us a heads up. Rain check her, I'm sure she'll be a sport.

>>34963170
Though I scribed his first frail nursery rhyme

I do so mourn his passing

But look on in charm where life is time

We fostered a gentle caressing

Son in spirit returned to a womb he never knew

Think it quite simply he's home.

Where never he grew

Without the taught dome

>>34963123
Not like we did much for the place anyway. We've ignored it ever since we got it.
If we had focused more on our religion then we would be in a much better spot right now.

>Remembers King Fisher

We hardly ever used or got EF anyway.... T_T


pouring a .40 for Rape Island
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIqKWLkm2-g

This call is Mendel declaring that she will steal from us and there's nothing we can do about it. Either we hand over the little shitbird shonen protag or she ruins our fun and prevents the potential EF involved. There's no way to not lose something to Mendel here and she knows exactly what she's doing, but she'll still claim to be totally innocent of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGow4nmYkkA
This ones for you island. We never gave you the love you needed.

>>34963375
I feel like it'd be easier to say yes and then betray her than antagonizing her now.

I'm not sure why we kept attacking her stuff in the first place.

>>34963360
>>34963505
>not posting the obvious choice of song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CzcOcBb_ms

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>>34963375
she should totes be the first big player we kill.

all in favor?

>>34963529
First couple times were accidents/coincidences/we had no clue who the fuck she was and it was just a thing there that looked fun to fight. Then after that she was trying to killsteal something we wanted and then after that we just wanted to kill something and she had pissed us off enough with the constant phone tauntings that her people topped the list of stuff that would feel incredibly good to break.

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>>34963535

>>34963580
BUTTS!

>>34963580
I don't know, I really think that she's the only way there will still be a world when all is said and done.

>>34963580
Playing it by ear, and we won't even be able to reach her base still for some time to come, but yeah. Fuck her.
Remember the island. Remember the Alamo.

>>34963580
God that pic creeps me out. I can't not picture some kind of centipede abomination below the water when I look at it.

>>34963629
Just let the butts flow over you. Ignore all other things.

>>34963626
What Alamo? You mean when she hypothetically attacks the island right now because we said no?

>>34963661
Yep. I'm going to miss it.

>>34963626
She's not going to attack the island, she's going to attack our shrine and make us ditch the party, further cementing the irrelevance of our divine parts.

>>34963701
Consider both?
Maybe we can get azzy to house sit real quick while we are on the island? She owes us after all. I'm really hesitent to leave the island once again. We have ignored our god parts so much I feel like if we do it again at this point it would be the final nail.

>>34963661
That or she's actually going to nuke the shrine.

>>34963652
Just imagine the possibilities of such an abomination Rukia.

Boy Orange wouldn't know what to do with such a peach orchard.

>>34963783
Didn't Lucifer hire Natsuki for that specific purpose?

Also, the whole god stuff was never really explained that much. I guess we should have moved our base to the island instead of the shrine? And generally just been around more?

>>34963825
Strawberry wouldn't know what to do with one.

Prolly never got "the talk"

If Mendel knows Risa as well as she claims to, she'll know that attacking the shrine is going to be like smacking a hornet's nest with your cock.

The difference between us and Soul King when we decided that he must die was way bigger than between us now and Mendel's forces. Sure, we had help from Lucifer with SK, but I'm fairly sure he'd be down for REMOVE MENDEL and the 'good' angels are just itching for the slightest excuse to drop the hammer of God on her pompous ass.

>>34963877
We should fix that. We are the best at teaching. Also, we should give the Rukia bird those extra peaches.

>>34963844
Natsuki is only protecting us from angels, she won't help if its humans.

>things get taken away from us: The Thread

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“No, I am afraid we probably won’t be able to work this out.” You say with a sigh.

“You are certain?” Mendel asks shuffling some papers around.

“Pretty certain. There was a vote and everything. I took pictographs.” Like with stone? Or is that- “Those are lithographs.” You explain.

“You are certain?” Mendel asks.

“Pretty sure. The sides were more or less decided already anyway, this is just me confirming them.” You say.

“Well, I will not hide the fact I am disappointed. Still, it was understood that this might happen.” Mendel sighs.

“Binary choices are bullshit anyway.” You say.

“I was offering you a choice, we cannot just ignore you now, but I wanted to give you a chance to join our side. Still, if that is how you feel then I won’t force you. I did try to make this peaceful Risa, remember that.” Mendel says.

“Listen here, if you-“ you start what would have probably been a good speech but Mendel hangs up.

You tilt your head at the phone, but know there is nothing you can do about it now. You go to the festival.

Loud music assaults your delicate sensibilities, and you note the villagers seem to have already started partying. Alcohol flows freely, and the best food has been saved just for today. The twins lead you through the crowd, and you happily shock a few people on your way to the main hall. You sit down, and see several dancers perform what is maybe a sensual dance for the people present.

As the alcohol flow freely you see men get close and start feeling the dancers. Finally a group of them pull them into the pile, and you see clothes get scattered around the room as the debauched activities begin. “Does this-“ The first twin asks.

“Not please you?” The second wonders.

This party sucks, no one is playing our kind of music, there is no Swedish Fish, I want a nap, this outfit looks silly, etc etc. “It’s okay.” You say. Liar!

“Perhaps we can entertain you-“ The second starts
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“If you would find us to your liking” The first finishes.

The two take off their robes and you see they have weird hoops, and strings going into them. You pull one pink colored one from one of the twins and see her shiver and moan under your abuse. You send an electric jolt through the girl before stabbing your claws into her back and running a fine crimson trail from her shoulder to her full ass. She screams in joy while the twin slides her hands into your robe. “My sister is happy to be of use to you. Please continue to use her.” She requests.

You feel a tongue slide around your ear as you continue to torture the twin in front of you, then shiver as it slowly slides down your neck. It feels strange, you conclude, like a slug. Still you can’t shake the feeling something weird is going on when the twin who is licking you puts her hand on your butt and starts a sensual massage which- Oh, I know what that smell is.

“Monologue, I am being licked here.” You say licking fine crimson droplets off your fingernails from where you were clawing at the other twin. “This better be important.”
(2/4)

>>34963954
;-;
pls
pls azure

>>34963989
>You feel a tongue slide around your ear as you continue to torture the twin in front of you, then shiver as it slowly slides down your neck. It feels strange, you conclude, like a slug.
FUCK

THIS

IS

LOKI

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You grab a string of barbed wire and slowly run it down the back of the twin writhing beneath you. She arches her back in response, then you dig deeper making her shiver more. She glances back at you, and you can see a form of hunger in her eyes. “Please. Use me as you please.” She requests.

You feel the tongue slide up your spine as the twin in front of you falls to the ground writhing. You hold her hands in place by pinning her wrists to the small of her back, and delight in her suffering. Yeah, no, the uh, science energy is going critical.

“Whooza what now?” You ask feeling the cool fingers dance over your delightfully warm piercing.

Yeah, you may want to, er. Well, not much you can do about it now. May want to not die I guess.

Your eyes shoot open and you kick the twins away from you just in time. Your pants start to shimmer, then fade in between realities. The laser device stored in your inventory explodes with a strange reality warping energy. The shield around your island glows to absorb the tower of reality twisting energy that is emitted from your body. As your meat dissolves small shards of metal with green liquid pierce your body. The strange venom surges into your rocks, sending infectious death into your being.

Your plot rocks skip on the ground, and you focus on reforming. It takes you a moment, during which the twins start evacuating the people covered in barbed wire and stinking of sex to the mountain on your island. You finally form your upper body around your rock and see several comets streaking towards your island. When you finish reforming the drop pods have slammed into the ground around you, and you already have your sword out ready to fight.
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The several meter tall drop pods open, and you see large robots modeled after Jager Bots. They step out and assume a Muay Thai stance, and suddenly you are having flash backs to fighting in the Jager core. You feel a strange Jager like energy form above you, and look up. The satellite seems to have been upgraded with energy based on the giant Jager ship from before, though since you stopped the main cannon from firing you suppose it is just a cheap imitation. The orbital cannon slams against the shield on your island warping the bubble keeping you safe. You go wide eyed and leap to the side just before the shield breaks.

Your leg burns off in the energy, and you tuck into a roll as the meat regenerates. You feel a pain in your plot rock, and know you have been poisoned. The muay thai robots take up a familiar stance.

Well this is… this is bad right?

You bite down on your sword to release, then second release as soon as you can sending echoing laughter through the island. You dream walk around an assault, then kick off the air to negate a punch by a robot who was waiting for you to fall.

You skip on the ground and…

Mendel is trying to kill you!

[] Run, the island is lost.
[] Ha ha ha! This is what I call a party! Yes! Fight! Kill!
[] Other, please specify

Please roll 1d100, best of first five
(4/4)

>>34963580
Hm, a fine creature. When in canon Risa will have to meet such a beast for reasons.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>34964083
[] Ha ha ha! This is what I call a party! Yes! Fight! Kill!
Might I suggest 3rd release?

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>34964083
>[] Ha ha ha! This is what I call a party! Yes! Fight! Kill!

we knew this woulld happen

3rd release

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>34964083
>now this is what I call a party

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>34964083
[] Ha ha ha! This is what I call a party! Yes! Fight! Kill!

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>34964083
>Ha ha ha! This is what I call a party! Yes! Fight! Kill!
We brought Ryoko here right?

Tell her to take the Rainbow Road to get all our allies.

Also fuck you Mendel, you took away our chance to befriend Izanami, why is your timing so awful?

>>34964152
we could of brought people to the island

BUT WE VOTED TO JUST DICK AROUND WITH RYOKO instead

assume we're on our own

>>34964119
>>34964122
>Wanting to bust out 3r right at the start
No. It auto restores HP and juice when we use it, so we always want to use it once one of those gets down to low levels unless we're in a situation where the power boost is absolutely necessary to do anything.

>>34964083
>[] Ha ha ha! This is what I call a party! Yes! Fight! Kill!
ITS HAPPENING

>>34964083

> [] Begin plotting how we will make good on the threat we didn't get to utter.

Seriously, fuck it. The world can now be an all-day torture festival.

>>34964083
>[] Ha ha ha! This is what I call a party! Yes! Fight! Kill!

When this is over we should have someone send Mendel a text thanking her for making our festival more lively and fun. Its hard to enjoy erotica without a sex drive...

>>34964083
[] Ha ha ha! This is what I call a party! Yes! Fight! Kill!
Does the island give us any bonuses since it's owned by us?

>>34964083
>[] Ha ha ha! This is what I call a party! Yes! Fight! Kill!

>>34964227
Watching us fight a lot of robots might impress our worshipers, assuming they survive.

>>34964256
Nope. It probably would if we got far enough into the Divine tree, but we didn't because honestly all the Divine options so far have been awful.
I know we need to get the awful to get to the gud, but there's gud in other flavors already here and even the awful in the other flavors is less awful than the divine awful.

>>34964256
You do not have that buff, no.

You are alone.

Fighting in second release.

Since this thread seems to be music edition, I saw we
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MK7qz13bU

>>34964083
>Run, the island is lost

>>34964306
>No buffs
>You are alone.
What a life.
Out comes the Beefeater

>>34964306
We have a mental bond with Father John right? Can we tell him to call for backup?

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>34964083

[] Fight! Kill! [The rest, not so much.]

>>34964434
Father John is sort of a light weight honestly I don't think he'd be much help.

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>The sky is raining lasers and robot drop pods and god knows what else soon
>Our people have betrayed us anyone still wondering why were were getting such a shit power rate?
>We are alone

>>34964083
This is simply more proof that Mendel was going to try to kill us no matter what we did.

She burns.

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I hope the poison isn't too bad....

>>34964083
Seeing as this party has just gotten cuh-razy, we need to pull out Idemque.

>>34964753
That makes absolutely no sense, which is why I know that it's exactly what Risa is thinking right now.

>>34964796
I don't think it works on robots.

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>>34964700
>anyone still wondering why were were getting such a shit power rate?

We hardly ever do anything with it ever and never took divine powers?

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81-World serpent poison= Ugh, you could use a nap

You leap into the air and sonido over to the first robot and slam a leg into the side of its chest. It isn’t wearing boob armor however, so the force is directed away from its robot parts. That was a reference, we do those now. Several robots use some form of quick movement to close in on you and send out wave after wave of punches. You rotates around the attacks barely and slam a zero enhanced kick into the arm of one of the enemy robots.

The armor crumbles, and you feel an empty joy at the destruction without pain. You are momentarily distracted and when you glance up you see a robotic fist. You have no time to dodge so you grit your teeth and take the hit. You go weak at the knees at the pain of your arms breaking, and barely register skipping on the ground and forming a small trench.

You push yourself up as the robots charge you, and then throw out one of your zeros to hopefully take out one of them. The robots seem to have been expecting it, and they dash around the attack. You send out a bala to detonate the zero and catch part of one of them in the explosion. You have no time to consider this fact as the robots bear down on you.

You shift your body to a cracking twisting slithering mass of tumorous teeth and muscle. You carve strips off the robots while spinning around to keep the sharp attacks you are familiar with, and you think for a moment you have this in the bad. One of the bots grabs you, and you feel raw energy being drained from your body.
(1/2)

>>34964843
It's annoying, because I'm pretty sure our worshipers, or more specifically, their dreams, are the key to defeating our eldritch self seeing as that sweet lore we gleaned indicated that the purpose of dreams are to attract old ones.

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You fill that portion of your body with ceros, then cut it off and detonate it at once. The robots pull back pulsing with your energy and send out a beam of energy. You snarl something unladylike and throw up your shield. You deflect the blast away, but feel your energy straining against the power. You get ready to attack, but something out of the corner of your eye makes you reflexively block, and again your body screams while your bones break. A robot flanked you and delivered a strong kick which sends you flying. You send out a kick of your own in retaliation, but the bot doesn’t feel it because they feel nothing. They are machines, mate.

The robots leap after your flying body and start their assault once more. You roll around a flurry of punches, and send out your own rapid fire attacks. You don't care if you get hit, so long as you can hit them, and your body is missing chunks by the end of the assault. The ragged stump by your knee swings out with a pillar of twisting, violating tentacles. You grab onto one of the robots, then make saw blade like teeth. They carve deep into the metal abomination before the one behind you tears you off of him, slams his fist into your face, and sends you spiraling down into the ground.

You close your eyes before hitting the ground, and feel a sharp pain in your mid section. You open your eyes and see one of the robots intercepted you and let you slam down on his spiked knee. Balls that hurts.

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five

Damage: Moderate
Go juice: High
(2/2)

>>34964909
Doesn't that poison kill Thor?

>>34964843
And our two seemingly most devoted were plants. Already knew the townspeople were just giving us lip service, but this is pretty far past what I was expecting.
>It takes you a moment, during which the twins start evacuating the people covered in barbed wire and stinking of sex to the mountain on your island.
They had an evac set up as well.
If you read the party was meant for the townsfolk, not for us. Everything was like some festival for some holiday, not a celebration for an insane cat god. They might as well have called it an independence celebration.

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>34964941
shit

>>34964191
>brought people to the island
We were afraid Jager would disapprove of the torture. Should have stuck to orgies and LSD.

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>34964941
First time rolling since the update and I see no e-mail field. Here goes nothing

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>34964941
>>34964963
I don't see where you're getting the idea that it's a setup.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>34964941
Hate engine? Next turn I think we're gonna have to 3rd release.

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>34964941

>>34964994
I think this is going the way of the longest windup to a surprise HFY ending a la Tokyo Ghoul where the mc gets murdered and shoved into a suitcase.

>>34965009
should we wishbreaker or hate engine? or neither?

>>34965009
THANK YOU BASED COMMUTER
HATE ENGINE

>>34965009
Booya.

Now Hate Engine time. Spam Zeros like there's no tomorrow and then next turn we 3rd release to top off hp and juice and spam more.

>>34965020
we got poisoned by the shrapnel from the laser in our inventory exploding

>>34964994
No, I don't think it was a set up. But it's upsetting.

>>34964946
It killed many a thing, but yes. After seven steps if I remember right.

Would you like to hate engine?

FB: 3
WB: 1

>>34965041
Yeah that works.

Go all out and burn everything, and then third release.

I think this is not the time to hold back.

>>34965103
Hate engine please

>>34965103
I'd rather wishbreak to stop whatever they have tucked up their damn dirty mortal sleeve next, but HE works pretty well.

>>34965028
HE.

There are three robots, so WBing one of them is kinda meh unless I'm misinterpreting WB's mechanics and it treats groups of enemies as one entity.

>>34965103
Yes HE. Also, if the space laser breaks through our barrier again, I kinda want to try to deflect it onto one of the bots with our mirror.

>>34965103
good thing we're not Thor

sure, Hate engine

I just hope the poison doesn't get worse with time

>>34965125
>if the space laser breaks through our barrier again
I think the barrier is gone m8, but the mirror would be a good idea. It can deflect some pretty hardcore stuff at this point.

>>34965103
Can we, I don't know, spray all our blood out of ourselves?

Or would that not work because this is when we lose?

>>34965125
Does wishbreak even really do all that good against groups of enemies? As I understand it, it only hits one target.

What we want to deal with Mendel's swarms of robots is
>Toothy Grin: Use constant time rending abilities to debuff enemies in an area. General debuff((Requires a fatebreaker)) (H/O)

>>34965020
>Risa quinque
Absolutely horrifying.

>>34965156
>>34965127
Meant to quote this.

Also, I'm unsure myself how the WB targeting works.

>>34965103

>seven steps

Oh dear. We either need to finish this real quick or flee as quickly as time allows.

>>34965020
Wait, that's how it's ending?

>>34965103
Would WB work on all the robots or is it a one bot thing? It's only one, right?

>>34965217
TG? Yeah, the manga ended a week ago.

Kaneki got his shit pushed in by Arima. It's ambiguous as to whether or not he's dead, but best case is he's in supermax ghoul jail being farmed for quinques.

>>34965227
It would pretty much work on one.

>>34965217
>>34965276
If you meant the anime, though, no. That ends before the halfway point of the manga with the torture scene.

>>34965276
I have a rant about Tokyo Ghoul and the flimsy existence of the ghouls and where they likely came from. To end like that is...upsetting.

>>34965197
So probably 7 rounds of combat to end it or we're fugged

Assuming these robots are the only ones Mendy sent and no more orbital strikes.

Those damn humans. We'll show them. We'll show them all. They asked for this.
I bet it's hard raiding an island when you don't have a Japanese base.

>>34965331
We're fucked regardless.

It turned out that despite seeming really dangerous, the mod souls would have worked just fine.

And then we decided to bond with Ryoko like an asshole.

I think we crossed a line.

>>34965325
There's speculation about the series getting a part 2, though I have no idea who they'd have as the new mc if Kaneki is gone for good. Probably Amon if he isn't actually dead like CCG claims, though I'd love to see Juuzou be the new mc since he got a fuckton of character growth towards the end, especially the last couple chapters. There's a prequel manga already out that has Arima as the mc when he was in highschool, so he probably wouldn't be the mc of part 2. Or he might be. Who knows.

>>34965406
>I voted against all of that
What a feeling

>>34965463
Did you vote to side with Mendel?

Also, this fight is totally just a distraction for her real assault on the shrine, which has already claimed our allies probably.

>>34965463
I'm Sure Everything Will Be Fine.

>>34965463

Voted for a reasonable compromise. None of that got across to in quest dialogue. Not sure why I bothered with anything more than "yes" or "no".

>>34965518
Look, we finally stopped neglecting our god powers, and that was a cue for
>vote no to lose now
>vote yes to lose later

This is just... really frustrating.

>>34965492
>>34965502
>Monologue is still actually an angel who can manipulate memories
Theme for this thread is suffering. I'll poor one out for you shrine.

>>34965571
Don't worry Thor was a deity so perhaps the world serpent poison will only kill that part of us! Wait... we're made of God rock... never mind!

>>34965571
Like I can't really discern any consistent guides on what to do and what not to do.

If this is meant to be more than a crapshoot, then I'm really not seeing it.

I don't even know the last time we made a really good decision.

Alright, stop the paranoia and doom. We can win this. We just need to kill them all.
The question is how many resources is she willing to spend to deal us a blow. For all we know the robots and lasers are all she is deploying.

>>34965608
>Thor was a deity
No he wasn't and isn't. He fits into the animalistic archetype thing like dragons and shit. He's not divine, he's just a really strong motherfucker that people started worshiping.

>we're made of God rock
No we aren't. We're an Old One rock floating in a sea of hollow particles with a teensy weensy little smidgen of godrock floating around the OO rock while it makes mean faces at the slightly bigger (but still smaller than the OO rock) Grace rock.

We got this. Risas theme go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8fLOJswWtk

>>34965571

Honestly, I get this is supposed to be "here's your end game start", but I feel like we got the shaft on this binary road. It was either:

> Become Mendel's bitch and give her everything she wants
or
> Kung fu fight robots on the island, probably losing shit to Mendel hacks

I am under no particular illusion that we will die here. Pretty sure we'll survive, but fucked if I'm particularly interested in this present situation.

>>34965652
The problem is that she has a lot more resources.

The only sane moves on her part are to just keep throwing everything at us until we die, or the whole point of this is to just slow us down so she can do what she REALLY wants, which is attack the shrine.

This is why we should have surrendered.

>>34965709
I think Mendel really is who we should be siding with though.

She's just really bad at showing it.

>>34965709
> Become Mendel's bitch and give her everything she wants
Stop exaggerating you fuck.

>>34965713
I'm still hoping that Azzy sees something going on and helps defend the shrine seeing as she owes us a good one.
This is a sandbox right? We should be able to send a message to our priest to send a message to Azzy.
Honestly I don't know he would send the message to her in any time.

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95-World etc etc= You know what I want to do? Just enjoy Jager’s chocolate cheesecake. That's it. Maybe have some wine while we are at it.

You slip a fate breaker into a hate engine slot and it begs for more, because you have trained that metaphysical time slot well enough to make it want more. Your body vibrates in time, and puts you slightly out of sync to make you faster than all time itself. You sonido over to a robot and send a zero enhanced fist into his face.

You fly around him to send several kicks into his back, mutating your leg to turn into something more like a cat o’ nine-tails at every strike. You think you have it set, but then the machine starts emitting heat and he turns.

He uses the strange martial arts moves and lashes out at you far faster than you are used to in your super speed mode. Still, he is not as fast as you are. You kick the machine in the strange wedge shaped head, sending it skipping on the ground, and before it can get back up you send out a zero. The extraordinarily powerful marble clinks off the machine armor then detonates scattering chunks of your island and robot everywhere.

You turn to fight the others and something tears into your back. You turn back around and see the robot torso still operating, burning hot to barely keep up with you, and with several pods open on his chest. You feel your energy drain out of your wounds, and viscerally tear off the chunks of you infected with energy draining parts. You slam a half formed leg into his torso, shivering at the extreme pain the half formed meaty chunk that is your leg, and create a small crack in his armor. You stab your fingers into it and pull it open to expose the machine parts.
(1/2)

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You vaguely smell Amp, or chunks of him, lining every part of the robot, but have no time to think on it as you rain down blows on the open machine. The robot twitches, and you get a feeling something bad is going to happen so you fly away. Just as you escape a barrage of energy slams into the machine you were assaulting destroying it.

You kick off the air to spear tackle another robot. It grabs you, suddenly burning hot, but you simply shapeshift around his grasp and leave a zero behind. The detonation tears your lower body to chunks, but you simply shapeshift spider legs out of the gaping wound in your midsection to scuttle around while regenerating. You sonido around a slow attack from the machine you just zeroed, then send out a second blast to finish the job.

You are in mid air when a robotic fist slams into your side breaking most of your bones, and some of your organs. You skip off the ground and send out your ceros at the group of robots dashing across the ground to pound you into meat.

You bloom like a flower, then condense into your regular form. You feel your hate engine wearing off as the small rocks around you start floating and glowing blue. You dream walk away just as the laser strike hits a few places around where you were standing and you conclude the orbital cannons have rapid fire now. You throw up your shields to keep the tertiary damage from the explosions away from you

Please roll 1d100 best of first five

Damage: high
Go juice Fair
(2/2)

>>34965735

This point is fair. I'll admit I am exaggerating. Still, I feel it should have just been stamped on the tin that bargaining wasn't going to work.

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>34965810
pls
;-;

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>34965810
Damnit, we can't fight orbital cannons.

Especially not if they can just fire whenever they wnat.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>34965810

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>34965810
Painful.

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>34965810

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>34965810
we need 90s or higher

3rd release

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>34965810
>Damage: high
Do you mean Severe? "High" isn't listed on the damage scale.

Anyway, I think we might need to 3rd release

>>34965835
>>34965840
>>34965841
>>34965845
>>34965849
Normal Fatebreaker and Third Release?

>>34965859
Aw, anon. I rolled the 79. Maybe I shouldn't have rolled.

>>34965810
FB

Damn, I should have rolled.
>>34965873
No, I think we can last another round before we third release.

Tha'ts all that a 95x2 did? Really? Aren't there still two robots and god knows what else?

>>34965944
I think this is a strike team instead of a full invasion

>>34965944
Jörmungandr poison is a bitch.

>>34965944

Risa *is* being poisoned by venom from a legendary creature that plays a prominent role in an apocalypse.

>>34965944
I think we might be forced to flee, which will make us totally look like an asshole to our followers.

This reminds me of the demon fight where a nat 100 didn't really get us anything. One lesson to take away is that if we can't strike the first blow, we need to run like a bitch.

Would you like to break fate?

FB: 2
WB: 1
Y/N

>>34965944
That group of robots just got blasted by orbital fire thanks to the 95x2. They aren't out yet, but heavily damaged.

>>34965994
yes

>>34965994
Yes, whatever. Let's see what happens.

>>34965968
No, a full invasion would probably involve the island already being sand.
We need that FB

Someone should find a good song about paranoia and panic.

>>34965994
N

Two of them are gone now and a 78 isn't that bad. At the very worst, we tank a bot more damage before we kill it.

>>34965994
N