I am Daniel Speltin, top tier waste of potential and mid tier student, all round unimportant person about town.I'm currently being tongue molested by a fire shooting ladybug demon which bounded over to me, joy of joys. I try and shove it off me, as its' tongue shoves into my pocket, "Hey, what the hell?"With a swift movement, its tongue withdraws, snapping my wallet and pack of gum into it's mouth, gulping, before belching a cloud of smoke.I get to my feet, bashing innefectually at it's head as it smiles contentedly, "Gimme back my shit! I had twelve dollars in there!"Mia stands behind me, sketchbook in hand again, as she stares still, wide eyed at her drawing apparently come to life.The chadbros have all dispersed, scurrying down alleys and into stores, as I try to punch the thing again, my fist phases through it. The thing fades into thin air in front of me.Panting from the exertion, I notice my wallet and pack of gum have dropped onto the floor. "Oh." I stoop to pick them up, before turning back to the girl in the large coat.>What do?
>>34926290"Well that was random and terrifying, nice to meet you Mia, but I have to get home."then head homebut pick up some condoms on the way home, put that $12 to good use
>>34926378Ill second this guy.
"Well. That was an experience, both random and scarring." I dust myself off, "Nice to meet ya, but I'm going home before anything else insane happens to me today."On the way I stop by a pharmacy, awkwardly avoiding contact with the clerk, as I purchase some condoms, stuffing my remaining four dollars back into my wallet, I love being broke.Claire's resting on the fence on my lawn, whistling something tuneless, "Sup nerd?" She greets me. I sigh, readjusting my bag.>Well, I got kidnapped>Some shit went down with this Mia chick>Nothin'>Write in?
>>34926542>Well, I got kidnapped>Some shit went down with this Mia chick
>>34926542>>Well, I got kidnapped>>Some shit went down with this Mia chick
>>34926542>>Well, I got kidnapped
>>34926542>Well, I got kidnapped>Some shit went down with this Mia chick>So nothing much
I lean on the fence with one shoulder, "Well I got kidnapped, thanks for the rescue on that one by the way, then I texted you, no answer, again thanks." She just gives me an overzealous thumbs up. "And then I met this Mia chick, you know, the one always carrying the sketchbook around?"Claire scratches her chin as she tries to recall, "That the girl who's always wearing that jacket?" I nod, "Yeah she's weird, never takes that thing off, even in phys ed, even in summer!"Strange, oh well. I lead her inside, hand placed in hers, dinner's already over for everyone else, so we scarf down some leftover casserole.The house goes into lockdown mode for the night. Claire and I even manage to score the living room TV, the rest of my family locking themselves in their rooms.I lay across the couch, head in Claire's lap, as we channel surf, as she absently strokes my hair. >Have some lewd fun>Get /fit/>Just chill out for the night>Write in?
>>34926669>>Just chill out for the night
>>34926669>>Have some lewd funTurn on dat pay per view
>>34926669>Have some lewd fun>Kiss and lick her abs
>>34926669>Just chill out for the night
>>34926669>Have some lewd fun>Get /fit/
>>34926669>>Just chill out for the nightIt's nice to just chill every now and then
We pass the time watching terrible reality TV, something about giant robot engineers, same old same old.I stretch out, dozing as Claire scratches my scalp."Oh yeah, school says they can't pay for my tutor anymore, so now I'm really fucked." She eventually mentions."Hmm?" I snap back to awake mode. "Today was my last tutoring lesson, which means I'm fucked for math from now on." She twists her mouth, staring into the screen. "You're good at that nerd shit, right? You wanna tutor me?""I'm not that good, only compared to you." I point out."Yeah, but you pass without even studying." She retorts, a valid point, I think I've spent all of two hours studying out of class in my entire schooling career.I sigh, pulling my glasses off, "Fine>I'll do it for you>But you gotta pay me with...
>>34926894>>I'll do it for you
>>34926894>>But you gotta pay me with...That sweet ass
>>34926894>>I'll do it for youat least we're less likely to get kidnapped
>>34926894>I'll do it for you
>>34926894>I'll do it for you>But you gotta pay me with...wakeup blowjobs and being an awesome girlfriend who doesn't get into superhero/villain shit
>>34926894>I'll do it for youKiss her
>>34926915This. It's basically the same as doing it for her but it's funny plus we get lewds
"I'll do it for you." I grouse, pinching the bridge of my nose.She smiles down, scratching my scalp again, "Awww, thanks Danny." She leans down, kissing me on my eyelid, I bat at her in mock annoyance, and she just giggles into my face. "What, you don't like it?" I bring my knees up, as she refuses to let go, licking my eye."Get off me, you lunatic." I growl, jabbing her in the side softly.She drops be back into her lap, smiling as she continues flicking channels, scratching at her stomach.>Time to get /fit/>Y'know, I bought some condoms earlier>Bed time>Write in
>>34927050>Y'know, I bought some condoms earlier
>>34927050>Time to get /fit/>Y'know, I bought some condoms earlier
>>34927050>>Y'know, I bought some condoms earlier
>>34927050>>Y'know, I bought some condoms earlier>>Time to get /fit/
>>34927050>Y'know, I bought some condoms earlier>Time to get /fit/
"Y'know.... I bought some condoms earlier." I tell her, tracing fingers along her side.She just squints at me, "Coulda used that information earlier cocknozzle.""Hmmm?" "I just bought a load of pills." My grin spreads wider."So, what you're saying is...."She cuffs me over the head, "That shit cost me fifty bucks. Now I'm broke!""Well sorry, you're the one who didn't pick up their phone." I point out. It's her turn to sigh, leaning back into the couch "Whatever.">llllllllllllllllllewwwwwwd>/fit/ness first>Write in
>>34927255>llllllllllllllllllewwwwwwdTime to go at it bareback.
>>34927255FITNESS FIRST IT MAKES THE SEX BETTER
>>34927337DisMy fetish right there
>>34927255>>llllllllllllllllllewwwwwwdNow we're both broke
I roll off the couch, tugging her over to my room. "C'mon let's break those bad boys in." I close the door, locking it tight, as she's already half stripped. I tug my shirt off, going to follow it with my pants, before she jumps on me, legs wrapping around my waist, she locks her lips to mine.Mmmm, soft. Agh, heavy. Bitch arms, don't fail me now. I quickly waddle over to the bed, falling on top of her. She lets me go long enough to strip down, before hooking her legs back around my waist."C'mon Danny." She pines, licking a finger and rubbing it against my lower head, I feel a whole body shiver run through me. Bliss in a touch.>How do?
>>34927398See if we can get her some kinda flying ability, bang in midair.
>>34927398kiss her all over, then lick her pussy until shes soaked, then prone bone her, after that, attempt experimentation to achieve >>34927428
>>34927449This but we get head instead of her
>>34927428This is so absolutely batshit crazy it just might work.
>>34927473>not wanting to bang your super-powered waifu in midairWhy live?
>>34927534How would you even go about doing that
>>34927578Chuck her out a window as you cum
>>34927578With superpowers obviously. Open your eyes anon
"Alright, any idea, what I touch to make you fly?" I ask, as I kiss up her chest.She shrugs, "Uhhh, maybe you.... shit I dunno. I don't even know if I can fly." I fool around a little bit, trying various tricks; neck nothing, chest nothing, back nothing, clit nothing, face nothing, no flying it seems. On the other hand, all this touching's got her all hot and bothered "Dangit." I pout, drawing a laugh from her."What, super strength, ghost shit and all the other stuff not enough?" She asks spreading her legs some more."I mean.... it would have been cool." I tell her, bending at the waist. I cut myself off, attacking her clit with my mouth. I pleasure her, softly but surely, pulling longer and longer moans from her, until I can feel her fluids staining the bed sheets below me. I straighten up, as Claire begs me to keep going, pulling at my arm>On the bed>Against Ericas wall for laughs>Other?
>>34927657>>On the bed
>>34927657>On the bed
>>34927657>On the bedLet's not entirely fuck the mood over for a cheap laugh. We can screw around with dearest sister at any other point in time.
>>34927657>On the bedthen>Against Ericas wall for laughsthen>On the bed
>>34927657Against the wall of course
>>34927657Flying is anal isn't it>On the bed
>>34927657>Against Erica's wall.
>>34927657>On the bedGotta do this properly, son.
>>34927657I've cracked the code.If you kiss her she feels like she can take on the world, if you pleasure her she feels like she might just melt through the bed/wall/etc, if she has an orgasm it feels like time stands still, and if she holds hands it feels like all her pain just goes away.What else is there, Anons?
>>34927717We discovered this a few threads ago Anon
>>34927728I've been reading through the logs and not paying much attention to discussion. there were lewds to read.
>>34927717When you hold her in your arms? When you smile for her? When you tell her you love her?
>>34927797When you draw your last breath?
>>34927797we need to do all of these after the lewds, before we fall asleep in each others arms
>>34927797>Nothing can hurt her.We can hold her and make a barrier, possibly?>???No clue>There's nothing that can be wrong with the world.The love one probably is a reality-bending thing to make things not be shitty.>>34927808>It simply cannot be/someone will pay.Probably a free revive. Maybe all powers trigger simultaneously in a bloody rampage.
I lean over her, kissing her on the lips, before I guide myself into her, groaning, I'd already forgotten how amazing she feels inside, but now it's even better barebacked.She pulls me down by the neck, shoving her tongue in my mouth, she coaxes me into hers, where she softly bites and sucks on my tongue.I shift in and out, striking up a rhythm, bedsprings squeaking, as she groans and moans into my throat, the vibrations running all the way down me, into my gut.Her hands shift downwards, onto my back as she separates the kiss , gasping for air. She scratches my back, hard. Feels amazing.She tosses her head to the side, eyes glazing with liquid lust as she stares into the wall, panting.I run my tongue up her neck, just as she cums. Her whole body contracts, neck seizing under my tongue, pussy clenching tight around my plowing dick.Her head rolls back up to face me, as I pull up for another stroke. Suddenly she seems to be moving fast. Real fast.Her hands shift to my hips, and she slams herself upwards, onto me, pushing me deeper inside her, bam bam bam bam bam! Until she looks like she can't take any more.I finish, cumming deep inside her, I groan out my orgasm, as she seems to slow down. I collapse straight down, head resting just below her chin."Phew!" She nuzzles her chin against the crown of my head, "That was fun!" She manages, recovering her breath>What do
>>34927848Did we just get sanic'd?>>34927867this
>>34927848"Fun is an understatement."lets get /fit/ to use up any energy we still have, then fall asleep with her in our arms
>>34927882We should try pressing our woman.
>>34927848Roll onto side and sleep
>>34927899fuck yes, benchpress and do pushups with her on us, or see if doing lewds with her while getting /fit/ makes things happen
>>34927903also >"I love you, y'know that?"
>>34927808>When you draw your last breath?But anon, Danny sucks at drawing.
>>34927882>>34927899>>34927913Have you ever tried doing anything after sex? I don't think we have the energy anons. Especially after she went fast into us>>34927848>pull her into us and cuddle>tell her we love her>sleep
>>34927934Very, VERY good point.
>>34927920Nah man, probably true because they've been friends for ages but you gotta drag that out. Save it for something dramatic
>>34927920this this this
I pull out with a wet, lewd sound, gasping as I pull myself up enough to roll her and wrap into a hug. "Hey guess what?" I ask her."Huh?" I nestle in, whispering in her ear, "I kinda love you, y'know that?"From my spot beside her head, I can't see her, but I can feel her smile, cheeks stretching into mine, I can hear it, the wet crackle of lips parting. She hugs me tighter, "Danny..."She starts lifting off the bed, slowly. I panic, exhausted and post orgasmic, I drop off her onto the bed, as she raises to the ceiling.Huh, that's how it works? Shoulda tried that before fucking. She pushes off the ceiling, drifting slowly back down through the air, she clutches to me, intertwining her legs in mine to anchor herself.I kiss her forehead again, as she slowly lowers fully back to the mattress, "Neato." I comment on the new trick."Love you too Danny." She whispers, nuzzling into me. Without another word, we both fall asleep.In the morning I wake up being presented a bowl of cereal, wrapped in blankets, by a full clothed Claire, "I thought I should probably not try cooking anything." She scratches the back of her neck awkwardly.I take the bowl with a kiss, "You were correct."I finish breakfast, redressing and showering alone, Claire having already done so.>You wanna ditch today?>Go to school>Write in
>>34928089>>Go to school
>>34928089>Go to school
>>34928089>go to school
>>34928089>Go to school>help tutor Claire
Because I'm a contrarionist asshole and because I like shy girls I'm now a Miafag
>>34928282I also like Mia, only because she's background character like us
We head to school, separating to our classes. Mia waves at me, with a barely noticeable movement of her wrist.Mr O walks in, as the douchebags in the back row once more visibly straighten upright.I suffer through another few hours of hearing Nej talking about the advantages and disadvantages of the sporty girl vs the honour roll girl. I fantasise about sharp objects, as I doze through class.Eventually the lunch bell rings, I stuff my textbooks into my bag. I ignore whatever the hell Joey Joe is saying as he takes three hours walking past my desk, something about being pissed off at that sparkly faggot near the windows.Mia is still sitting at her desk too, trapped by the flood of people walking past her.>Go to the library>Go talk to Mia>Go have lunch with Claire>Punch Nej in the face>Write in?
>>34928310But Mia's drawings come to life, definitely not a background character.
>>34928320>Go talk to Mia
>>34928320>go talk to Mia
>>34928320>>Go have lunch with Claire
>>34928320>Go talk to MiaMia, what was that shit yesterday?>>34928330There are background hero and villain characters, anon.
>>34928320>Go talk to Mia>Go have lunch with ClaireStill stuck between claire and mia but gotta have some new social link here
>>34928320>Go talk to Mia>Go have lunch with ClaireMaybe get Mia to join? The three of us could all stand to gain a new friend
>>34928320>go talk to MiaNothing wrong with making a new friend, plus we spend a little too much time with Claire.
>>34928320>>Go have lunch with Claire in the library, get tutoring.
>>34928320>Write in?Talk to Mia and invite her to lunch with Claire. Eh, we could afford to have another social outcast in our motley crew.
>>34928320Seconding >>34928369But bring Mia along
>>34928355but we get attacked whenever claire's not nearby
>>34928393Mia's drawings can protect us
>>34928410they can also steal our wallet
>>34928424So? We got it back
I walk over to Mia, she remains at her desk, noodling away at her notebook, even when everyone's gone. I drag the chair in front of hers around to face her."Uh, hey." I start, not really sure where to go from there.She finishes, closing her book, I catch sight of an eyeball, standing on a stem and surrounded by petals. Odd.I cough as she looks up at me, small smile playing across her lips, "So, uhhh.">What's with the jacket? It's spring.>Do your drawings come to life all the time?>How boring was that class huh?>Write in?
>>34928436Bitch still stole it. Fucking ladybug demon monster things.. She stole our fucking gum, too!
>>34928444>Do your drawings come to life all the time?>What's with the jacket? It's Spring>Wanna have lunch?
>>34928410I still think we shouldn't spend too much time with her
>>34928444>>Do your drawings come to life all the time?
>>34928444>What's with the jacket? It's spring.>Do your drawings come to life all the time?>Lets go grab lunch I wanna introduce you to a friend of mine
>>34928444>What's with the jacket? It's spring.>Do your drawings come to life all the time?>Hungry?
>>34928444>How boring was that class huh?We both know what we're going to ask. But we're not going to make it easy on either of us.
>>34928444>Do your drawings come to life all the time?
"What's with the jacket? It's spring." She mutters something unintelligible, pulling it further down so her hands disapear inside the sleeves. "Alright then." I pause a little, "So.... do your dra- sketches, do they usually protect you from bullies?"She shakes her head, "(no, never happened before)"I lean back in my chair, "Ah, listen, do you want grab some lunch? I have a friend I want you to meet. And it might help clear some stuff up."She nods, shoving her sketchbook into her pack. She follows in my wake through the crowd of the school, looking around nervously as we wander through the cafeteria, I don't think I've ever seen her in here before.I meet Claire at our usual table, tucked into a dingy corner, fluorescent light flickering over head, the tabletop barely cleaned."Yo, Mia's gonna eat with us." I explain."Uhhh, ok?" Claire says, between bites of apple, spraying juice as she talks, she waves cheerily at Mia, "Yo.">What do?
>>34928628"Mia meet Claire, all around droppout who's my best friend and girlfriend, and sometimes has superpowers, Claire, meet Mia, her drawings came to life and protected her from bullies, and also stole my wallet."
>>34928667"Don't worry, I got it back afterwards."
>>34928628"Mia, this is Claire, my girlfriend and all-around terrible student. Claire, this is Mia, whose sketches came alive for the first time yesterday. I was thinking she might, you know, have the same ability."
So you guys think Mia's powers change if we fuck her?
>>34928795Worth a shot, methinks.Anyone up for it?
>>34928795That's sick, we're with Claire, you animal! Yes
>>34928810Sexually liberating shy innocent girls is my fetishI am behind this 100%
>>34928795probably, but we ain't cheating on Claire
>>34928810>Anyone up for it?Nope, we ain't gonna me some harem scum like NejWe be loyal to Claire
>>34928810Anon we just told Claire we love her, we can't just go and cheat on her now even if it is for science.
>>34928825It's not cheating if we ask permission and it's also a threesome
>>34928795What about when she draws lewd things?Awesome hentai artist on the making, 10/10 would masturbate.
>>34928858>would masturbate.you got it the wrong way anon, the drawings would masterbate you, violently
>>34928851Fuck off Nej
"Mia, meet Claire, general fuckwit who happen's to have lucked into the role of being my bestfriend/girlfriend. Also she sometimes gets superpowers. Claire this is Mia, her sketch came to life yesterday, and she says it was the first time it happened. I was thinking she might, I dunno have the same thing as you."Claire's brow furrows, "Wait, my powers only work when you.... Wait did you...?" Her eyes dart back and forth between Mia and I, "N-"Mia interrupts, "(he shook my hand and then my sketch of Bjorkles came to life.)" she mutters, barely audible over the cafeteria, Claire's mouth shifts in to an O of understanding, as she winks at me. "Gotcha. So you reckon Danny helped you do it? Seems to be how it works for me." She inquires, slipping her hand in mine as I bite into my sandwich, mmm ham.Mia nods, "(it's never happened before, and when we shook hands, I felt... something.)I just shrug, "You're the one with the powers, you tell me." She stares upwards, "I guess, but for me it was more a... feeling in my brain then like, a physical thing." I snort, "Are you sure that wasn't just you thinking?" She digs me in the ribs with an elbow, crunching into her apple."Well Mia, you wanna test it out some more after school? Try drawing something else." >I didn't agree to this>Sounds fun>Maybe she has other powers too?>Write in?
>>34928889>>I didn't agree to this
>>34928889>Sounds funThreesome route unlocked
>>34928889>>Sounds fun>>Maybe she has other powers too?Now, it would be really funny if Claire suggests a threesome.
>>34928866But thats when a artist sells out and starts whoring art!>>34928889>sounds funSo, i'm new on this quest but... we give powers to people by touching then when they have strong feelings on us?This must suck on a fight.
>>34928889>Maybe she has other powers too
>>34928946We're still not certain of our powers but that seems to be the gist of it.
>>34928889>>>I didn't agree to this>>Sounds fun
>>34928962Wait, can we form the D league?A group of super powered girls that we bone FOR JUSTICE?Can we have a D-mobile?A D signal for booty calls?
>>34929017No, we are not doing that
"Sounds fun." I manage through a mouthful of ham and bread. "Let's meet up at.... fuck just meet outside our class Claire." Mia is already quietly tracing something in her book, but nods in agreement. Then a chocolate milk explodes against our table.It splatters into my glasses, blinding me, Mia gasps, whipping her book off the table, leaking brown drops everywhere as her jacket stains brown, Claire spins on her chair.I hear laughter, Chad, Nej and his cocksleeves, Cherise. "Who the fuck did that?" I yell wiping my glasses with my forearm.More laughter, no answers.>Ignore them, leave>Sic Claire on them>Check if Mia's ok>Write in?
>>34929109>Check if Mia's okClaire is much stronger in willpower, so we don't need to check on her
>>34929109Check if both of them are OkHopefully Claire can help Mia in the ladies washroom
>>34929109>Check if Mia's ok
>>34929109>Check if Mia's ok>Check on Claire too
>>34929109Make mia draw a stun gun then erase-it.Time to show these douches a ... shocking lesson.
>>34929109>Ignore them, leave>Check if Mia's ok
>>34929109>Check if the girls are okay>Sic Claire on them
>>34929109seconding >>34929158>>34929171we should practice and experiment with such things in a more controlled environment anon, we don't want knowledge of these powers getting out
>>34929206Sound logic.See if they are ok and get the fuck away from douches.
>>34929109>Write in?Get one of Mia's sketches to come to life and fucking maul Chad.That way, we can claim no fault because it was just an independent simulacrum who beat the shit out of him, not any of us.
>>34929287Excellent idea, anon. Seconded
>>34929109"I really need to invest in a combat knife..." Just mutter that to noone in particular. Then giggle internally at people's faces.
Claire's fine, growling angrily at the audience, mopping her face off with some napkins. Mia on the other hand seems close to crying as she stairs down at her book and jacket, both sodden.I move around the table, passing her a wad of napkins too. "C'mon Claire, we should get out of here, before anything gets.... messy. Er."She makes a slicing throat motion at Nej, the closest table, before standing and walking out with you."Oh, Mia, come on it'll be okay. It's alright." The blue haired girl is staring despondently at her book still, napkins wadded in her hand, unused. Claire grabs the napkins, dabbing at her face. "Mia, you should probably take the jacket off."She hunches deeper into the jacket, collar raising up to her nose.>C'mon Mia, it'll get stained if you don't wash it>Claire, leave her be>Write in?
>>34929365>Claire, leave her be
>>34929365>>C'mon Mia, it'll get stained if you don't wash it
>>34929365>Claire, leave her beShe's obviously hiding something but let's not be the insensitive ones who reveal it to everyone
>>34929365>C'mon Mia, it'll get stained if you don't wash it
>>34929365>It'll get stained."Let's get you to a bathroom. Me and claire will mug some asshole for a new one...I think that's about chad's size, don't you think Claire?"
>>34929365>Write in?Get them to girls toilet or somewhere private so claire can know whats wrongIts girls busiess
What if she's like Yakuza or something and has a shit ton of tattoos on her that she can will into existence now that we've unlocked her potential? That should would be tight
>>34929405>Mugging Chad/Nej for a new Jacket.
>>34929365>>34929406This seems like a better idea
I lead them outside to a shaded area by a water fountain, "C'mon Mia, it'll stain if you don't wash it out." She nods again resignedly, handing Claire her book, she tugs the zipper down with shaking hands.Nothing strange so far, just a Tshirt and - oh.Claire gasps as Mia pulls her arms out of the jacket, shoving it under the tap, she starts blasting water on the browning spot.Tears run down her face, dropping past arms with long scars, not faded, not exactly new, running from her forearms to her wrists, as she scrubs at the jacket mindlessly.I stare at Claire questioningly, she shrugs, stunned.>What do?
>>34929536Shrug "I know the feeling."
>>34929536>"Cool scars." Then move on with cleaning shit.Trust me, if you don't mention something like this, tension will just grow and grow. Even if you don't feel it, they will.
>>34929564>>34929551Both of these
>>34929536>Pat her on the back"This is nothing to be sad about"
>>34929536Suicide attempt?Shit. This one then >>34929551
>>34929536"I know the feeling. Let us help with that."Help her get the spots out before it stains. Maybe we can hold both Claire and Mia's hands and get those scars to clear up.
>>34929579>>34929551No, don't be sympathetic. Implies there's something wrong with the scars, which she's clearly VERY self-concious about."You know, those are actually pretty badass. If you didn't wear your jacket so much, I don't think you'd have that many issues with Chad."
>>34929536Seconding >>34929613>"You know, those are actually pretty badass. If you didn't wear your jacket so much, I don't think you'd have that many issues with Chad."
>>34929613Dis guy knows it
>>34929551>I know the feelingYes belittle her emotional pain that will work, just ignore them
>>34929677I had burns over a large part of my upper arm, and was self-conscious about it for a good few weeks. You wanna know how I got over it?I was in 7th grade, and people kept pestering me to see them when the bandages came off. They thought it was the coolest shit ever. Now, at worst, I look at the scar as proof of how well I can deal with shit. It's not belittling emotional pain, it's convincing her that what she sees as a flaw is actually pretty damn cool looking. Which it is.
>>34929613Yeah, might wanna check if they're self inflicted or not. If they are, I don't think we should encourage it.
>>34929613>those are actually pretty badassYeah, sure lets encourage her self harming fuckwit. Also I'm sure she should show her scars off to everyone I mean what they going to do, bully her even more about it
>>34929677It's not belittling her feelings, it's not making a big deal over it.
So are we Haruhi or Kyon?
>>34929771Either of those is a main characterWe're Kyon's male friend
I step in, helping her scrub out the milk, "Your scars... They're actually kinda badass. If you didn't wear the jacket so much, I bet you'd have less problems with Chad and shit." She stares up at me, tears still streaming from her eyes, but a ghost of a smile playing off her lips, "(you think?)" She asks."Sure, I think they just see it and go, 'hey that person's probably insecure, and I'm a cunt, so I'm gonna prey on that.'." She giggles softly, "That sounds like them." She says, surprising you by speaking at a regular volume, pulling the sodden but cleaned jacket out. Claire steps in too, hanging off my arm. "Yeah, they used to make fun of me for exercising all the time, until they realised I was stronger than most of them. And now...." She flexes one arm, winking at the girl. I chime in, "But, if you feel the urge to... y'know, again.... maybe talk to us instead?"Mia smiles, hanging her jacket over a bench, she wraps us both in a hug, "(Thanks guys.)" She takes her book back from Claire, "(I'll whip something up before class ends.)"There's still a few minutes of lunch left, before class ends.>Anything else?>Head back to class
>>34929771Kyon maybeAll around us have superpowers except us
>>34929729>burns over a large part of my upper armUnless they are self inflicted it's different and even if it is it's till different due to the image behind it. Saying we have felt what she has could be extremely insulting to her, she could have had a very rough life and we cant relate. Also self harm scars don't look cool you retard
>>34929790>>Head back to class
>>34929790"So, revenge plan, yes or no?" Might as well bring it up now.
>>34929790>>Head back to classEither that or convince her to ditch school with us
>>34929790>Anything else?Let's check over Claire's homework real quick. Might as well start tutoring her, and try to bring up our grades as well.
>>34929859We've formed the DnD trinity. We have a mage, a rogue, and a fighter. The Mage (Summoner) is Mia, the Warrior is Claire, we need to be the Rogue, with technical skill and knowhow
>>34929899We still need a healer, though.
>>34929899I think we're more on the Bard side of Rogue, if you know what I mean
>>34929899Just have her give us a cloak of +20 agility and a knife of +20
>>34929914Think of Claire as a paladin. Or us as having Cantrips.
>>34929899Anon the holy trinity is tank/DPS/healer. If Claire's the tank, Mia's DPS, we're the healer/support.
>>34929899>DnD trinity.You mean Mage, Mage, Mage?
>>34929926Which, let's be honest, is still what's happening.
>>34929954Yeah but we're definitely not a Rogue.
>>34929971We're a Bard, which can fill the Rogue roll pretty easily.
>>34929996Oh yeah I wasn't disagreeing that. We're definitely a Bard but we're more healing/support focused than Rogue-y
I check over Claire's homework briefly, she's spelled Pythagoras as 'pythogoran' for one thing, as a justification for an answer. "The capital of Turkey is not giblets, Claire." She grins at me, smartass.I point out her most glaring mistakes as quickly as I can, before the bell rings.Heading back to class, I even half manage to pay attention to the stuff that isn't a repetition of everything we've been learning for the last five years, I think I wrote more notes today than I have all month.As the bell dings, Joey Joe bustles past me, tailing the sparkly faggot again, who's in turn licking his canines oddly. Whatever, not my problem.Claire shows me her new drawing, some surreal lady with a head... thing with stuff around it. I don't get it, 2surreal4me, I guess.Claire meets us outside, leading us back to the shaded area, where we cleaned Mia's jacket, which now resides in her school bag."Alright, test it out." Claire instructs.I grip Mia's hand, shaking softly as she smiles. The... stuff forms out of the air behind her, being all abstract and shit. It turns it's head staring at us, it raises a hand waving at me.I wave back and Mia's crosses the drawing out lightly. The thing fades away.>Not bad, this could be cool>Maybe you have some other powers...>If you want, Claire could try healing your scars?>Write in?
>>34930006A bard is still expected to do all the lockpicking in a fight, and all the trap disarming. We still need to get smart.
>>34930024>If you want, Claire could try healing your scars?>Can you try drawing giant robots?
>>34930024Way to confuse your names together Chuckles
>>34930024>"Okay, that's cool...maybe draw a pile of money?"
>>34930024>>If you want, Claire could try healing your scars?
>>34930024>Not bad, this could be cool>Write in?"Hey Claire, want to see if we can get your powers to mix with Mia's?"Play it cool, like this is for SCIENCE!.
>>34930024>Maybe you have some other powers
>>34930024>Not bad, this could be cool>If you want, Claire could try healing your scars?
>>34930024>not bad, this could be cool>Claire could try healing your scars>>34930050Anon that's getting dangerously close to villain territory
>>34930024>Not bad, this could be cool
>>34930065It's practical, and it's a good way to test if there's a difference between creatures and simple objects.
>>34930070Are you in WA or do you always stay up this late?
>>34930045>>34930057>>34930062>>34930065>>34930067Healing the scars goes against what we were saying to her back during lunch.
>>34930089wa, but I also stay up monstrously late
>>34930099Well it's 2am in Brissythanks for the run though
>>34930090True, but that was more so as a tension breaker. This is if she wants them removed, assuming she does want them gone...
>>34930090we can still ask,no even sure if it would work
"Not bad Mia." I tell her, "Hey... if you want, Claire could give healing your scars a go?"She stares down at her forearms, considering, "(No, I think they're important to who I am. Or was. I'll keep them)." I shrug, letting the point drop."Well, do you know what'd happen if you drew a big pile of money?" I ask hopefully.Claire chimes in, "Don't think that'll work to well, her stuff seems to disappear real quick." She points out, "Might work if we buy something real quick, though."I sigh, "Well damn it. Hey Claire, wanna see if we can mix yours and Mias' powers together?"Both girls stare at me, confused, "Whattaya mean?" Claire asks."I mean, you two>Write in
I don't think we should ask straight up if she wants the scars goneMention the healing ability and that we've noticed that some blemishes and things have gone. Use that to lead in
>>34930179>"Ehrm...actually, I think she should know how that kinda works maybe..."Begin a slow, awkward explanation of how the powers work.
>>34930179>"...could hold hands."
>>34930179Maybe you could make Claire a sparring partner?
>>34930179have them make a super hero themed comic?
>>34930179"Hold hands while you each try one of your powers, or one tries doing a power that the other has."
>>34930179 ..actually nevermind">>34930215terrible idea
Lets try the robot thing.Maybe a trebuchet aiming at the school.
>>34930179In the name of science it'd be a crime not to do it, we must push emotions to the side so we can create a utopia for all mankind
>>34930179"I don't know actually. Mia's comes from drawing and Claire's is just her. Don't know what I was thinking."How the fuck do you mix those two powers?
>>34930297Have Mia draw Claire doing something.
>>34930326That's a good idea actually. Do that
>>34930326No, fuck that. We have Mia draw an army of Claire clones.
>>34930342Naked of course
>>34930362She'd need references and I doubt that we'll be able to get them.
>>34930377We can't ever succeed without trying
"Mia, do you reckon you can draw Claire?" I ask her, she taps her chin, staring at Claire. "I can try." She tells me clearly, "I'm not super used to doing realistic people, but I can try."She stares at Claire for a second, one eye shut. She walks over and starts inspecting Claire more closely, looking at her angles and dimensions and other art drawing stuff.Mia tilts Claires' chin in a few different directions, revealing the row of hickeys I'd left on her neck. Whoops. Mia ignores them, examining the angles of Claire's body a bit more, before she starts scratching away.Claire tugs her collar back up, as we let her work in silence, every so often she stops to check out Claire's knees or something. Around five pm she dusts her hands off. "(Done.)" She clears her throat a few times, before showing us the page.It shows Claire with six arms, two holding axes, the other punching dudes in the face as she flies over them, "Badass!" Claire tells her, "I wanna do that!">Maybe not....>Try it out>Maybe we should test if you can do anything else?>Write in?
>>34930404Still makes me chuckle.
>>34930459"Try it out, FOR SCIENCE!"
>>34930459>Try it out
>>34930459"FOR SCIENCE!" Yell this out as we do that.I want those to be our final words.
>>34930459>Try it outGo somewhere quiet so we can test out our Mortal Kombat, ok Sheeva?
>>34930459>>Try it out
>>34930459>Try it out>Look out for Nej and his harem, they might fuck everything up
>>34930459"Are you sure?"
>>34930459>Maybe not...This seems like it's bound to turn Claire into the monster of the week.
"And that's why I love you." I tell her. I shake Mia's hand, "FOR SCIENCE!" I yell, staring at Claire. She doesn't sprout any more arms or axes, but she does start levitating again, with a degree of control she didn't have earlier. "Aw man, I wanted axes." She pouts, shrugging as she spins upside down, floating towards us.This leaves her in a compromising position however, as her shirt flops down over her face, revealing her whole torso, bra at eye level.Beside me, Mia's gona a soft pink, looking over to me instead.>Help her cover up>Give her a quick fondle>Give Mia a wink>Maybe it only works if I touch both of you?>Write in?
>>34930653>Help her cover up>Give Mia a wink>Maybe it only works if I touch both of you?
>>34930653"Ya know Claire, much as I like the view I'm not sure how Mia here feels about it." Engage shiteating grin.
>>34930653>Maybe it only works if I touch both of you?Grab for Claire's hand, and pull her towards us.
>>34930653>>Maybe it only works if I touch both of you?
>>34930653>Write inHave Mia start a new drawing, then try doing something with that, seeing if her being embarrassed has an effect. Completely ignore any and all degrees of exposure with regards to Claire.
>>34930653>Write in?Spiderman kiss.
Mia shuts the book, embarrassed, "Wait a minute, maybe it only works if I touch both of you at the same time?" I grab Claire's wrist, spinning her right side up, before grabbing Mia's hand again.A light shines from Mia's book, pulsing through me in a second and into Claire. She drops to the ground, sprouting arms, fangs, horns and fire gushing from her eye sockets.Shit!I let go and the change instantly reverts. "Ok, maybe let's try that some other time. With a fresh book." Claire shakes her head a few times, "Aw fuck!" The new arms tore 4 holes in her shirt. "Dude, this was my favourite!" Mia opens her bag, offering her jacket to Claire. "(Here, more useful to you.)" Claire blushes, taking it with a mumbled thanks."Alright, let's try this out some other time." I tell them.>Now kiss you two>Well, that's enough wackyness for one day. I'm going home>Let's go....
>>34930876>Now kiss you twoCan't blame a man for trying
>>34930876Lets... go jome
>>34930876>>Well, that's enough wackyness for one day. I'm going home
>>34930876>Well, that's enough wackyness for one day. I'm going home
>>34930876>Well, that's enough wackyness for one day. I'm going homeWanna help me teach Claire maths some day, Mia?
>>34930876>"Ya know, I wonder what'd happen if you two kissed..."
>>34930876>Let's go...To our place. We need to tutor Claire, and Mia could use a quiet place to draw.And dad will have another thing to quietly approve.
>>34930876>Well, that's enough wackyness for one day. I'm going homeGive Mia a headpat as we leave
>>34930876>>Well, that's enough wackyness for one day. Let's go home
>>34930876>Now kiss you twoWe already determined that the two powers can mix through contact with us. Have them kiss while we hold their hands.
>>34930998And sis gets jelly but dunno how mom react tho
>>34930876>Now kiss you twoSome times, a man has to take risks to get somewhere in life.
>>34931014This will either be pretty damn cool or devastatingly bad.Seconding.
>>34930876We've got to tutor Clare we did promise.
>>34931107Am i skelleton fuck?
>>34931127>>34931107No, I am Skeleton Jelly
"Let's go home, you need some lessons" I tell Claire, "Mia, you wanna tag along? We can test out your drawings with a buncha other cool stuff."She nods, tagging along as we walk home. Along the way I explain that Vlad the Impaler is not in fact a sex position to Claire.Arriving home, I hustle them both to my room, better than having them interact with my family at this point.Mia quietly sketches stuff at my dusty and unused studying desk, back turned to us, as I explain the pulmonary system to Claire."No, the sacs are called alveoli, the amniotic sac is what babies develop in." I massage my temples. "You got all that stuff right last time we were studying bio.""Well maybe I need a more physical lesson." She tells me, grinning and leaning forward, she forces an open mouth kiss on me, gently sucking the air out of my lungs. A suffocating kiss, but it feels so good. She pulls off me again, "Yeah, that helped.">Maybe another would help further?>Back to work>Maybe you and Mia should study it together?>Write in?
>>34931174>Maybe you and Mia should study it together?
>>34931174>Write in"If we're having that sort of lesson, then leaving one of us out seems unfair, if Mia's alright I'll be our teacher for tonight."
>>34931174>>Back to work
>>34931174>Maybe you and Mia should study it together?So, does Claire have C's ?
>>34931174>Maybe you and Mia should study it together?Hey, may as well turn this into a group study session. Holding hands, soft caresses along her neck and back, and kisses for right answers.Give her a motivation to get things right.
>>34931174"maybe another would help further?"
>>34931174>Back to workJust met this Mia chick.
>>34931174>Vlad the Impaler is not in fact a sex position to ClaireMy sides>>34931199seems gewd
>>34931174>Back to work>Maybe you and Mia should study it together?
>>34931174>Back to work"Let's keep that part private. Come on, Mia's here. Unless she would like to join in?" <wiggles eyebrows>
>>34931199Seconding that, seems good.
>>34931174>"Ya know, we shouldn't keep doing that. Mia might feel left out."
>>34931174>Back to work
"Well if we're gonna be having that sort of lesson, don't you think leaving Mia out is unfair?" I ask her, wiggling my eyebrows.Claire twists her mouth, eyebrow quirking, before placing a finger to her lips. She slips off the bed, sneaking up behind the artist.She wraps her arms around her waist from behind the chair. Mia squeaks in surprise, looking up as Claire looms over her."(Um-)" Claire leans down and kisses Mia, causing my pants to instantly become less comfortable.Sadly, or not I suppose since it's my room, nothing dramatic happens as the two girls touch. Claire spins the chair, tugging Mia upright and jerking her thumb at the bed.Mia smiles goofily as she wanders over, "(So-)" Claire pounces again, "Biology lesson, it's happening." She kisses Mia again, knocking her elbows out as she falls to the mattress.>What do?
>>34931390>"Great, now -I'M- feeling left out..."
>>34931390Get sister to join in
>>34931390Time to watch. And wank.
>>34931390Mia eats out Claire, we eat out Mia.
>>34931390Give a biology lesson, using Claire and Mia as models.As much fun as all of this lewd can be, we do need to tutor Claire.And our grades and Mia's could stand to be improved as well.
>>34931390Claire can do whatever the fuck, we should give the other a lickity lictor
>>34931390Give biology lesson.
Oh yeah, can someone archive this?I gotta sleep
>>34931447Start with this, while we're stripping everyone, then go to >>34931449 or >>34931426
>>34931390Biology quiz. First one to get the answer right gets a kiss. Only a peck of course
>>34931482this isn't background character quest, it's main character porn quest
>>34931471Seconding that, seems for the best.
Could we have Mia draw a huge dick with attached, and have it come true?
>>34931469Everything on /tg/ is archived by default on archive.moe>>34931482I like this
>>34931492That what i was thinkingWhat the heck happen?
>>34931492Shit you're right, sorry!
>>34931531We got a girlfriend. We got another girlfriend. We have super powers.
>>34931531Chuckles happened. He blames it on us but we all know he wants the lewd as much as we do
>>34931492Nah. We're the slutty shrine maiden everyone in the party is supposed to protect but porks insteads.
>>34931586I will admit he doesn't seem quite so strong on making us a beta spaghetti etc etc, like he stated. I suppose we've gained enough alpha points or something
>>34931586allllll youre fault ALLLLLL YOUR FAULT
>>34931492>>34931531>>34931540Maybe we got sucked into a spin-off of the main show. Popular side-characters or background characters tend to have that happen to them if they amass enough fans and/or demand.
>>34931644So we're poorfag then?
>>34931623Just give us a giant robot.Or Mia can draw a trebuchet in front of chad's house.
>>34931653More like We're the Cleveland Show to the rest of the world's American Dad.
>>34931669Cleveland was a supporting character rather than a background character though, poorfag was 100% background
I pull Claire back off her, putting on an authorial voice, grabbing Claire's chest, I run a hand down Claire's torso, tracing a finger along her, "Now Claire, this is the windpipe." I trace further down over her chest, rubbing slightly, "And the lungs are around here." Claire points at Mia's chest, "Here?" She asks jokingly, reaching downwards, only for her wrist to be grabbed. "(Guys. I don't- think I-I'm ready- I'm not- I mean, kissings fun- but)"Claire retreats her hand, but stays in place, straddling the other girl, grabbing my hand and swirling it over her chest with a purr.Uhhhh>What do?
>>34931713"Then we can stay at just kissing..."Motion for Claire to start kissing her neck and everything above, as we start to go downwards with our kissing.
>>34931713alright, cut it out, back to studying
>>34931713Move on to the navel. Then the delicious thighs.Oh hell, we need miniskirts for the girls.
>>34931713>"Well then, I suppose it's back to science..." Kiss her, see if she develops strength.
>>34931713Ask her if she would rather watch instead.It's okay if we take it slow with Mia. She'll be wanting the D soon enough
>>34931713>>34931713>Claire retreats her hand, but stays in place, straddling the other girl, grabbing my hand and swirling it over her chest with a purr.Omnidirectional boner achieved.Seconding >>34931742
>>34931713Aight she's clearly uncomfortable with this let's just do >>34931482 since she seemed to like the kissing
>>34931713"That's okay, we can just keep it at kissing, Mia."We can take turns with Claire in kissing Mia.Hands stay on Claire, though. And continue the lesson.
This is getting kinda date rapey, guise..
>>34931713Back to study. We had booty yesterday, and we need those sexy grades.Videogame after study.
>>34931774They're letting their Inner Chad come out.
>>34931774nonsense it's not even a date
>>34931760Seconding that, if she doesn't want to watch then >>34931742I don't want to piss off Claire, since he obviously wants to continue
>>34931792I think it's Claire's influence really, she seems to want us to claim Mia
>>34931774Agreed. Rape is bad.
>>34931897Never though I'd see that on /tg/
>>34931897Let's just back off and say, "Sorry, Mia...Claire's been a terrible influence on me. We can get back to studying if you're not comfortable."When Claire objects, just say, "Shush you. You need to study more than you need another round anyways...we'll just get to it later."
>>34931963Really? With all the White Knights running around?
>>34931774>>34931897 All aboard the consent train! Toot toot!>But actually, let's not do that if she's not cool with it.>"Well, you heard the lady - Kissing's fun!"
"Alright, we can stick to kissing then, isn't that right Claire?" I ask her, trying to throw some authority into my voice.She laughs, "Of course. I'm not some creepy weirdo who goes around diddling people in libraries after all." Mia looks confused, until Claire leans back down, kissing her again.I massage Claires' chest a little more, trailing kisses down her neck from above, sliding my other hand downwards, to the waist band of her shorts.I pull the hand on her chest up to her neck, raising Claire slightly so they break apart, "Alright, which artery goes to the lungs?" I quiz."Pulmonary." She gasps. I let her go, she dips back into the kiss, as I slide my hand into her shorts, giving her the slightest of teases. Claire wiggles her hips at my touch, another purr.Then a knock comes at the door, the girls both freeze, heads swivelling to the door. FUCKING GOD DAMN->I'm busy can it wait?>Answer it>Hide Mia
>>34932009>I'm busy can it wait?>Hide Mia
>>34932009>>I'm busy can it wait?
>>34932009>I'm busy can it wait?
>>34932009>"Whaddaya need?" Casually as possible, motion to hide Mia.
>>34932009>I'm busy can it waitMake sure we move the girls out of the compromising position they're in
>>34932009>Answer itAfter making sure that Claire's clothes and Mia's are in place. We ARE tutoring them, after all.
>>34931971Yeah, I guess all the /a/ in here
"I'm kinda busy.. studying at the moment, can it wait?" I ask.A deep grunt resides from the hall, and I hear something plastic being set on the floor outside the door. Heavy footsteps walk away, "Thanks dad." I call after him.Claire rolls off Mia, pulling her up, I can already see a few bite marks on the quiet girls neck. Claire doesn't hold back I guess. "Danny's turn." She tells Mia, nudging her to me.She startles as Claire pushes her on top of me, we fall backwards, clunking heads. AGH. Mia rubs her forehead, as I feel Claire's hand trace up my thigh."Uh, hi." I repeat to the girl above me. She leans down, quivering, she freezes a few centimetres away from me, eyes closed and mouth parted a tiny fraction.>Maybe not...>Tender>LEWD
>>34932200>>Tenderbut then remember that we need to actually study and get back to work
>>34932200>Gentle as a gentleman we are
>>34932200>TenderProbably her first kiss. No need to go all out.
>>34932200>TenderWe should check what dad left for us later.
>>34932236Why are you such a faggot wrenloft?
>>34932200>>TenderMight as well own the situation. One hand goes after claire's "downstairs" and the other wanders on Mia... Like a BOSS.
I lean up to kiss her, slowly and softly, her eyes fly open as Claire's hand squeezes softly on my crotch. Mmmmm.Wait, something's cold. My lips are cold. I open my eyes, Mias' skin is fading to blue, the hands I'd placed on her hips are freezing too. I whip them off, pulling down and away from her.She pushes herself up onto her knees, steaming wafting from her hands, having left icy crystals on the blankets where she pushed off. Claire backs up to, "Holy shit." She pulls me off the bed, out from under Mia, as she stares at her hands in horror. "I, Danny, Claire- What? Please!" She trails off begging us to help without words, as icy crystals spread upwards from her knees, climbing up and outwards>See if it changes back>What happened?>Write in?
>>34932458>What happend? See if it changes back?
>>34932458>Write in?Tell her that Claires power changed depending on what we did with her. Maybe she's the same.
>>34932458>W-well, that's new...uhm...Don't worry, it usually wears off pretty quick..."
>>34932458>Write in?"Calm down. Claire's powers changed depending on whether we kissed or held hands; you're probably the same. Don't worry, it's only temporary."Calm her down.
Alright, so she got a power that physically pushed her away from us when we kissed herthat can't be a good herald
>>34932458>>What happened?>>Write in?See if we can melt it off with stuff. Maybe a hair dryer or something
>>34932554What? Its an ice power
>>34932554The hell you talking about? It's clearly ice based. Though I am curious how the kiss made her go ice
>>34932575yeah, but if >>34927717 is right, then her getting iced up when we kiss her, making us unable to touch her is probably a bad sign
>>34932604What do you mean? She's nervous and freezes up at the kiss.
>>34932627>Later when she is more comfortable with kissing, she ignites herself in passion.
>>34932664My keks are ready.
"Mia, look at me, ok?" She stares into my eyes, "Don't worry, you'll be ok. Claires powers changed depending on how I touched her too. I'm sure this will go away, just like your sketches."She nods, tears steaming as they roll down her cheeks, before they freeze, near her chin.After a few minutes, her skin fades back to her usual pale tones, and she sighs with relief. Claire and I both step forward, wrapping her in a hug.I stroke her hair gently, apologising for not explaining sooner as she shakes in my grip.Claire says to give her some space, telling her to have a nap. I nod, agreeing. We pull the sheets back for her and blanket her up. I toss the semi melting ice crystals out the window.Leading Claire out, I stoop to grab what dad left at my door, some plastic package, no return address, odd.>Open it>Nope.mp3
>>34932777Have Claire open it after being kissed
>>34932777"Okay, all my domestic terrorist senses are tingling, and while I hate doing this...I'm gonna kiss you, you're going to go outside, and then you're gonna open it. That way, if it's something bad..."
>>34932777>"This reeks suspiciously of plot.">Open it
>>34932777Open it, we're not a pussy bitch
>>34932777>WHATS IN THE BOX?!
>>34932777>Open itIt's dad. Probably a box of prophylactics, or an advance allowance. He's actually proud of us now.
>>34932872He's always known. He probably had a running bet with mom. We've won him a few nights of all sorts of fun. He's just returning the favor.
>>34932777>Open itPower Claire up, have her do it
>>34932777>Put our ear up against it.
>>34932817If we could get her x-ray vision we wouldn't even have to open it.
>>34932959Try lying to her?
"Well this rings of suburban terrorism!" I comment, rattling the package. "Or at the very least, this is full of Chads' shit. Either way, can we open this outside? As much as I hate to ask, can you do it? If it explodes, you can actually survive." Claire pouts, but takes it, leading out to the front lawn.She rattles it one last time after I give her a kiss and retreat around the corner of the house,she doesn't seem to get any satisfactory results. She tears the package open. "Uh, Danny?" I walk over, on the ground is a box and a note.I stoop, gingerly picking it up, "Bet this'll give me ebola won't it?""What's it say?" She asks.I scan the note, "Dear Mr Speltin, enclosed is something I hope aids you. Please continue in your endeavours. M."Claire hands me the box, "Ribbed for her pleasure. What in the fuck?"END OF EPISODE 4
>>34932777>>Open itWhat's in the box? MIGHT BE A BOAT!
>>34933096As always, fun thread and thank you for running Chuckles.You handsome chuckling fuck you.
>>34933096Oh Chuckles, you and your Harmless Shenanigans
>>34933132golly im blushing
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>>34933096Thanks for running dude.M. ? That our psychiatrist?
>>34933096I don't get it
>>34933096God fucking damnit Chuckles.I knew you wanted the lewds are much as we did. Thanks for running mang
>>34933429I'm on to you Chuck
>>34933096I fucking knew it. I have no idea who M is, but I saw those condoms coming from a mile away.
>>34933488Its definitely MoriartyThanks for running, oh wondrous tickler of butts