>>34905799
You can…feel, four of them. You don’t know how or why but you know that four of them are waiting for you to come get them. They know you are missing from them as you know they are missing from you. But the others…the others you don’t remember at all. You don’t remember how many of them or what they were like. All you know is that they are missing and you want them back.


You never thought it was possible to hate something with your entire being. You almost did. But you fought it back. The hate is still there, burning away in a tiny corner of you. But you are filled with resolve. A resolve to get them back, to get your girls back; to remember and hold them and love them once again. Nothing is going to stop you. No person or obstacle or hated laughter will keep you from your girls for a second longer than necessary.

That is your vow. That is your promise to them.


You are currently in the first step of keeping that vow. You strange friend just kissed you, transporting you to a place you’ve never been before. You’re wearing a longs stiff white jacket, currently done up near your neck, along with a matching set of dark blue pants. You aren’t currently in the world, not quite. But your friend is standing next to you.

(There are two in this world,) she says to you, (The no longer sad one and the now open one. You need to choose which one you will go to first.)

>No longer sad one.
>Now open one.
>Leave this world, go to a different one.

>>34905799
>>Harem Status 0/13
;_;

>>34905817
>>No longer sad one.
Lets get our Cuddlezerker!

>>34905817
>No longer sad one.

>>34905817
>Now open one.

Let's start with HARD MODE first.

>>34905817
>>No longer sad one.

>>34905817
>No longer sad one.
I'm coming Cuddles!

>>34905817
>>No longer sad one.

>>34905817
>>No longer sad one.


So I take it since we are not the MC in these worlds that we have less ability to affect these worlds? Either we involve ourselves with the plot or somehow hijack the MC status to be able to do what we were able to?

>>34905817
>No longer sad one.

>>34905895
>>34905858
>>34905844
>>34905839
>>34905838
Damn John you take this promise shit seriously.

>>34905817
>>B-both?
>>No longer sad one.

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>>34905799
>Now open one.
I have a feeling my vote will be meaningless, but hey, gotta vote to rescue my favourite girl first

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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Guide why did it have to be today, I wanted to play Rome 2.

Fuck it, let's roll!

>No longer sad one.

>>34905817
>>No longer sad one.

>>34905906
We have our Enchantment, Cooking and Flexing to fall back on.

>>34905909
Yessir. Not that we don't care about Chris or want to save her just as much, but a promise is a promise

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>>34905799
Last time, on Harem Protag Quest!

>>34905916
I was thinking of voting for Chris on grounds of she being the first one we met, but Tatsuko needs us more.

Also, even though I really wanted to go get Karasuba, we should probably go to Akeno after this world. Girl went literally comatose after Issei died, and what happened with us probably hit her at least as bad

>>34905919
ArcheAge is opening for launch in 2 hours, but here I am.

>>34905817
>No longer sad one.

>>34905817
>>No longer sad one.

>>34905817
She nods at your choice.

(We will start with her then,) she says, parts of the world blurring out and others coming into a tighter focus.

(You will get three chances to get to her,) she continues, (That is all I can provide you. Some chances may be harder than others, I cannot control this, the world must retain some agency or it can break.) (You must also remember that this world is not yours, so it will try to reject you,) she tells you, (The longer you are inside it the more it will reject you.)

You nod at the information.

(It is only necessary for you to reach her once for her to come back to you,) she says, (But she will not remember this with only one. If you complete two she will remember and be able to join you. If you complete all three, it will weaken your enemy enough for me to help you in other places.

>Mechanics of this trip
>There will be (up to) three scenes where you can try to get back each girl.
>You only need one to save them, two will allow them to help you, three will allow Slendere to bend things in your favor at a later date.
>Each scene (Post) in the world will subtract 1 PP from your total. Every scene will increase this by 1. So first scene -1 per post, second scene -2 per post. This resets with each girl. You currently have no income, you aren’t in your show and you have no harem.
>There will be an easy, medium and hard scene. Order will be determined by a dice roll, with me using a randomizer to determine what the number corresponds to. This means you won’t know which scene you are in, you’ll have to determine the level based on judgment.
>You may skip a scene entirely if you feel it is in your best interest to do so.
>There may be additional scenes in a world, you can visit them by choice.
>Secondary characters may have their own worlds to visit if you want to rescue them.
>Subject to change if I feel it needs adjusting based on my own or player input.

>1d3 please.

>>34905962
fuuuuuuuuu I forgot about that too!

I hate everyone forever...

>>34905916
As much as i like her, Cuddlezerker isnt my favorite character. Karasuba is. I still voted to get the Cuddlezerker first, we DID make her a promise.

>>34905956
ggggOOOOD FUCKIGN DAMNIT I DIDNT NEED TO SEE THAT YOU FUCKING SHIT

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>34905972

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>34905972

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>34905972
shit, rolling

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>34905972

>>34906004
Writing.

You can feel free to ask me questions here if you'd like.

>>34905906
On the contrary, remaining a background character as long as possible provides us with far more advantage than heavy involvement, because the camera isn't on us any more. So long as there aren't any important characters around, we can affect events however we please. Everything we do will only be important on hindsight, when everything falls precisely into place.

>>34906014
are optional scenes going to be after each 'rescue mission' or are they mixed in?

>>34905956
Fuck you asshole!

>>34905972
Wow, you put a lot of thought into this. I gotta say, I'm a little impressed. It sounds like you had this planned for a while, meaning that the House, the gang and all that stuff was just like... what, Arc One?

>>34906004
Hm. Unfortunately, I didn't get to study the battlefields in time, so my luck is only thing I can put to use.

>>34906034
No idea about this place at all. I know DXD and Serekei or however the hell you spell it.

>>34906028
They can be both. If I offer you a "new bubble" you'll have to go for them.

But there will be other character interactions in the middle as well.

>>34906032
It was arc one. This is arc two. But you will be going back.

>>34906034
hopefully we weren't rolling for difficulty level

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>>34905956
Wow, uh... that's...

>>34906014
Will choices need to be made alongside dice rolls in the same post? As much as I can read a situation, I'm less qualified than those who have experienced >85% here.

>>34905972
Behold, the power of pre-writing!

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>>34905817
I wonder what would have become of John had he give in to the rage...

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>>34905956

>>34906045
Hah, man, forty parts for arc one? We were caught so unaware man.

I haven't been here for a couple of threads, did our show get canceled or something?

>>34906094
It'd probably be something about how the rage will be his only defining character, its direction and purpose eaten by the void.

>>34906112
No, uh, anons decided to press an unassigned plot point that came up, no numbers attached, and it was rigged by the Others (the ones hassling Kaede and the ones who kidnapped Chris)

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>>34906077
They shouldn't be.


>>34905956
Snrk.

>Implying DxD would ever even get that far.

>>34906112
We pushed to plot a little to hard, and now it's fighting back.
Or something.

>>34906144
Ever read the LNs faget?

>>34906094
With his sword skills, pure physical ability and aptitude for enchanting, i think even god would quake in his boots

>>34906094
We would have become the monster that tears through all the shows attempting to kill the MC's.

Most likely we would have become the one who needed saving.

I SEE WHAT YOU DID GUIDE I STILL SEE!

>>34906144
>Implying DxD would ever even get that far.

I guess Editor-kun finally made himself useful.

>>34906155
Do i detect a troll?

>>34906155
Been a while, but I was caught up about a year ago. Still don't think anything like that's happened.

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>>34905972
You suddenly feel yourself pushed into the world. Landing with what you might consider a thud, you are nevertheless standing upright and unharmed. Looking around quickly, you see a battle going on between a purple haired girl dressed in a strange get up with some kind of steel pole fighting…

(Golden hair flashes in the sunlight. The feel of her body against yours on a cold night. Hesitant lips touch yours as hands twine.)

Damnit that’s…that’s one of your girls. You don’t remember her name though. A quick flurry of blows and the two separate, a smaller brown haired girl you don’t remember comes up behind yours, they talk like they’re friends for a minute, the purple haired one seems to be wary now that there are two of them.

>Go interrupt them.
>Wait and see what happens.
>Leave the scene.

>>34905956
I think I chipped a tooth

>>34906204
>>Wait and see what happens.

We need to assess the situation

>>34906204
>>Wait and see what happens

>>34906204
>Wait and see what happens.
Oh boy

>>34906204
Chrissss!

>Wait and see what happens.

>>34906204
>Wait and see what happens.

Wait. That's Chris. We're looking for Tatsuko. Either we misunderstood which one was which, or we're about to get ambushed by the Cuddlezerker.

>>34906204
Majikoi fans, how far into the game is this scene?

>>34906204
>Wait and see what happens.

>>34906249
Very very end of true route.

>>34906255
Fuuuuccckkk. I never got to true route since >forever 85%

>>34906255
You just had to use the route that hasn't been translated yet, didn't you?

>>34906204
>>Wait and see what happens.

>>34906274
>>34906282
My powerlevel is high enough that I used text-hooker.


Anyway, you're clearly waiting and seeing.

Writing.

>>34906255
Damn you 15%!

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>>34906295

>>34906295
Fuck, and I bet for FMP you'll use scenes from the untranslated light novels! YOUR EVIL, GUIDE!

>Wait and see what happens.

>4906204
>(Golden hair flashes in the sunlight. The feel of her body against yours on a cold night. Hesitant lips touch yours as hands twine.)

Ha, When did John become Thane Krios.

>>34905972
>>You only need one to save them, two will allow them to help you, three will allow Slendere to bend things in your favor at a later date.
>>Each scene (Post) in the world will subtract 1 PP from your total. Every scene will increase this by 1. So first scene -1 per post, second scene -2 per post. This resets with each girl. You currently have no income, you aren’t in your show and you have no harem.
Does this mean per one of our posts, or per one of yours?

>>34906337
... God, i hate trying to post on my phone.

>>34906204
>-1pp

The two girls talk a little bit, probably discussing the fact that they suddenly outnumber their opponent, who seems to be slightly injured. But then the purple haired girl suddenly barks an order, drawing your attention to somebody…

(Body pressed against yours in the shade. Soft feelings in the shower. Overwhelming protectiveness.)

That’s…Tatsuko.

The name comes to you unbidden, like a damn breaking. All of your memories of her flood back to you, every touch and word spoken, every gentle moment where you just held her in your arms. It staggers you, making you take a step forward as it all hits you in a rush.

By the time you’re able to look up again you see….

Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Tatsuko is in berserker mode. Full on raging berserker mode and…she just ripped a stop sign out of the ground. Both girls dodge out of the way as she starts coming towards them, swinging wildly with an incredible strength as she simply moves past them on a rampage towards something else.

You need to do something, but what? Reaching down you don’t feel a sword on your hip, it’s just you and your wits at the moment.

>Try and stop Tatsuko with your fists.
>Try and follow her, see if you can stop her somewhere else.
>Break up the fight hear, see if they can help you.
>Other.


>>34906347
Mine.

>>34906347
I'd assume guide's posts, otherwise John is already dead.

>>34906374
>>Try and stop Tatsuko with your fists.

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>>34906374
>>34906374
Supposed to be attached here.


>>34906347
My story posts specifically.

>>34906374
>>Try and stop Tatsuko with your fists.
what could go wrong

>>34906374
>Mine.
>>34906391
>My story posts specifically.
Just wanted to make sure.

>>34906374
>Other.

Call her name! Cuddle! HUG THE HUG ZERKER!

>>34906374
>Break up the fight hear, see if they can help you.
>Other

This may be me thinking this is going to go down a different way thanks to me being a romantic sap. However I think we should try to stop her here, with our definition of stopping her being pulling her into a tight hug and hoping she remember's us just like we remembered her.

Do you guys think it's a bad idea?

>>34906374
>Try and stop Tatsuko with your fists.
Grope her tits!

>>34906374
we do the stupid thing, of course
Hug

>>34906374
>>Try and stop Tatsuko with your fists.
If we can get a hold of that signpole, or yell at Chris to borrow her sword, this might work. We just have to show her we're a bit capable.

>>34906374
>>34906391
Didn't Tatsu already have sex at this point?

>>34906374
>Try and follow her, see if you can stop her somewhere else.
Fuck man I don't know. I just know we might want to get a berserking Tatsuko away from others

>>34906374
>>34906423
>>34906422
I'm down for the hug train.

>>34906423
Not bad. Something like this!

If I have to vote:


>Try and stop Tatsuko with your fists.
>TATSUKOOOOOOOOO!

>>34906423
Yes, as much as I want for it to go down romantically, yes I think we will get punched.

>>34906423
Terrible idea.
Not that going bare-knuckles against Tatsuko is any better, she's in a three/four way tie for 'strongest being in setting' and that's without the ridiculous training the others have.

>>34906374
Can we spend a few points to say we DO have our sword with us?

I know we're on a very limited budget here, but I'd really feel more comfortable if we had our sword.

Stop her with a hug. Have her remember us.

>>34906374
I'm pretty sure we promised to stop her if she ever enters this mode.

#36:
>“You need to stop that,” you say to her quietly, but firmly, “You’ve done nothing to not deserve me, so don’t you say that again.”
>You feel her stop enough to say something, but you squeeze her tightly.
[...]
>As time passes, you eventually feel her fall asleep against you, her body relaxing completely, apparently trusting that you’ll still be there when she wakes up.

>Hug her from behind.

>>34906374
>>Break up the fight hear, see if they can help you.

>>34906476
>Terrible idea.
Yes it's terrible, but Hugs are pretty much our thing with Tatsuko. Hopefully they could help jog her memory.

>>34905919
>I wanted to play Rome 2.
Kek

>>34906374
also voting for a hug
it's going to get us hit by that stop sign, but I don't want to have to fight any of our girls (except Karasuba, but only because she really likes fighting us)

>>34906374
>Try and stop Tatsuko with our hug.
FTFY

>>34906498
does Rome 2 even work yet?

>>34906503
We can take a stop sign. Also Karasuba fight will be friggen awesome.

Alright, it looks like try to stop her with your fists/try and give her a hug is what you're trying to do.

I'll get to writing.


I also want to point out that you CAN fail these scenes. The difficulty of course is all in what level it is along with what you do.


>>34906477
>20PP for summoning your sword.

>>34906423
...well, John has been known to do impulsive things before. I guess yeah, lets try and hug it out. From her back, and get ready to put her in a hold

>>34906518
It's been patched to death. AI can actually seige properly now. Though sometimes you still get some jittery lag. Overall the longer it's been since you've played it the more of an improvement you should see.

>>34906518
I uninstalled it after the first day, so I wouldn't know

>>34906476
Who are the other three?

I bet guide's gonna throw em at us

>>34906527
Yeah, It's not going to be as easy to bring her around just be hugging her.

>>34906527
Guide, can we hug her from behind, so that in case the hug fails we can get her in a submission hold? It's risky but at least not entirely stupid

>>34906527
>20PP for summoning your sword.
Just for this scene or do we keep it?

>>34906527
>I also want to point out that you CAN fail these scenes. The difficulty of course is all in what level it is along with what you do.
of course. but cuddling the Cuddlezerker is just thematic, even if it ends horribly

>>34906527
If we summon our sword, will it stay with us through multiple encounters? Multiple worlds?

>>34906551
>>34906551

I'll let you keep it.

>>34906527
>>34906549
Yeah, if we're going for a hug, can we be smart about it? A hug from behind with an opportunity to grapple her

>>34906518
nope. Just play Shogun 2

What are some other memory triggers that might work?

-Happy Birthday
-The promise
-Steak dinner (not possible here)
-Hose shower (also not possible here)
-Hugs, which seems to be the plan
-Getting beat the hell up (which seems like the logical result of said plan)
-"I love you very much"

>>34906546
Momoyo, Tesshin and some butler faggot.

>>34906569
might as well summon it now

>>34906590
Dai-suki

>>34906569
>>34906527
I say we summon it. We'll need it for the fight when we get to sekirei, no doubt about it. Might as well summon it now if we're going to have to summon it. (unless guide will give it to us for cheaper/free in a scene later)

>>34906590
"Dai suki"

>>34906590
>-The promise
Probably the easiest to do, but requires us to get horribly maimed first unfortunately

>>34906569
Summon the blade!

>>34906614
Right we should say that.

>>34906614
>>34906605
if we don't die immediately, we really need to say this

>>34905972
>Each scene (Post) in the world will subtract 1 PP from your total.
>You currently have no income, you aren’t in your show and you have no harem.

So how does this work if we're technically at 0 at the moment?

>>34906614
I FULLY SUPPORT SAYING THIS WITH THE HUG

>>34906573
>nope. Just play Shogun 2
>nope. Just play CK2
FTFY

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Vote her please.

Summon Sword for 20pp.

Yes
No

>>34906527
Fuck yeah, just got back from my first long run in a while and now Harem ProTag

Today is a good day

>>34906636
We have no income, but we still have our stockpiled points, which we sort of smuggled outside of our show.

Gif-fag here. Got work coming up. Have your reserve gifs ready :(

>>34906647
No

>>34906647
Yes

>>34906636
we aren't at zero we >>349
just dont earn any more at the moment

>>34906647
Yes

>>34906605
"Dai-suki, Tatsuko. Did you have a good birthday?"

>>34906374
>Other
Grapple her and hug her tight, then talk to her, calmly, about how she needs to calm down, that this isn't her anymore.

>>34906647
No no no no no

>>34906647
no

>>34906647
No

>>34906667
God we would look a weird motherfucker

>>34906647
no

>>34906647
yes

>>34906647
Yes (If we don't use it in this fight, and go purley for the hug)

>>34906647
No

>>34906647
We won't need it here. A hug and a word should be enough.

>>34906647
No
that's 6 scenes in the next world, especially when we could potentially find a weapon

Though we will need to summon it if we go to Sekirei-land without finding one

>>34906647
no

>>34906647
no

>>34906701
If it isn't, god help us all.

If we don't get zerkered real hard for trying this shit ill be disappointed

>>34906647
No

>>34906667
*tips*

>>34906647
Yes

>>34906683
We're showing up near the end of the route in the middle of a battle with no foreshadowing whatsoever.

Just being here looks weird as hell to the viewers.

>>34906614
>>34906670
>>34906667
>>34906570
Some combination of these, Guide

>>34906683
>God we would look a weird mass of black
Fixed. Knowing the role of "intruders", I'm almost expecting them to see us as we did Kaede's puppeteers.

>>34906647
No.

And we're getting the Angels next so we can get our combat buffs. We really should have done that first.

>>34906749
No we're getting Karasuba.

>>34906749
Nigga we're getting Akeno next so we can bisect Issei.
No compromises.

>>34906749
>not heading to Karasuba before that so we can fight her the way she always wanted

>>34906667
I'm for that. Hug from behind, sentimental line, then attempt to put in a submission hold if all else fails

>>34906758
Yeah we need her if we are going to survive crazy power level universes

>>34906749
>>34906758
>>34906767
You're all wrong

Kaede next

>>34906758
Yeah, and we need to get an early scene so that we can wing her before the faggot does.

Looking like Grapple/Hold/"Dai Suki" is the way to go.

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>>34906374
You can’t let Tatsuko go on a rampage like this, not again. You aren’t sure of the details of the last one, but you remember her crying in your arms like a baby, telling you that she didn’t deserve you in her life because she’d killed somebody. You decide that you need to stop her NOW, because you don’t know this world lethality level and even if you did, you don’t want Tatsuko to be like this for a second longer than she has to.

As Tatsuko strides powerfully down the bridge, the others keeping out of her way, you instead chase after her, suddenly drawing their attention for the first time.

“What the heck are you doing you idiot!” shouts the blonde haired one you should remember, “You’ll get hurt!”

“Tatsuko!” calls the purple haired one, drawing her attention back towards you charging at her.

“RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!,” is all Tatsuko says in response as you close within swinging distance. You barely manage to dodge the swing, the ground cratering as she hits it with her unwieldy weapon. Another upswing dodged by a hairs breath and you are forced to back off and reconsider your approach.

Without your sword, Tatsuko has the advantage here. You can try and grapple her, but all your training is focused on bladed weapons, not exactly ideal for trying to peacefully subdue someone. But you can try anyway, though, you’re probably going to get hurt. Maybe a lot.

>Try and grapple her.
>Pull back.
>Summon sword and fight her your way.
>Leave scene.
>Other.

Man we better not kill Yamato

I don't want Miyako and Momo on our ass

>>34906749
nope
Karasuba and Akitsu

>>34906731
You got to remember this is the first encounter out of three with her. This level of affection when she hasn't met us in this setting may end in disaster.

>>34906803
Last thread the vote went Here then Karasuba.

we need to snag her fast before she goes blood rage monster time.

>>34906809
Tackle, grapple, Pin, kiss.

>>34906812
We could actually probably defeat them without trouble.
You know, assuming we have our sword.

>>34906809
>Try and grapple her.

>>34906809
>>Try and grapple her.

>>34906809
I really want to say grapple but we are a sword dude and a sword dude without a sword is just a dude. So I think i'm gonna have to say, summon sword and use that to disarm her.

Then grapple.

>>34906809
>Try and grapple her.

>>34906809
>>Try and grapple her.
She's worth the pain.
It was this or Flex.

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>Some guy comes literally out of fucking nowhere
>Tries to rape Tatsuko in the middle of her berzerking

>>34906809
>>Try and grapple her.
I'll be damned if I let this happen again

>>34906838
We don't know the counter to Momo's regen hax, she'd just outlast us

>>34906809
Grappling

>>34906809
>Summon sword and fight her your way.
Relying on nonexistent affection points is mind-bogglingly stupid, we need to defuse the situation first.

>>34906809
>>Try and grapple her.
We need to get inside her weapons arc.

>>34906882
Decapitation should work.

>>34906809
>>Try and grapple her.

>>34906809
From Chris's words, our form is retained, then? If not, we're on a bridge, over water, right?

>>34906809
>>34906876
Actually rethinking changing to
>Summon sword and fight her your way.
seems like a good idea to not getting our shit slapped

>>34906912
Yes, you look like you dressed up in a school uniform.

Clearly this is a full combat situation so we definitely need the sword.

Just had an idea too, what if we sang "Happy Birthday"? We never did make her a cake...

>>34906809
>Try and grapple her.

Rolled 77, 5 = 82 (2d100)

And it looks like you want to try and grapple her.

Please give me

2d100.

How much PP do we need to keep being the Protagonist, again? 10 per harem member?

>>34906809
>>Summon sword and fight her your way.
We promised not to get hurt, and we need our sword to make that happen. We should aim to disarm her and then grapple.

>>34906888
>Diffuse the raging, homicidal bezerkergang by fighting them.

Your uh... your point, sir.

>>34906923
All I can imagine from this is just some random guy in a school uniform going "out the way I got this! "

Rolled 79, 83 = 162 (2d100)

>>34906941

Rolled 70, 14 = 84 (2d100)

>>34906941
Fuuuu, ROLLING!

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>34906941

Rolled 5, 20 = 25 (2d100)

>>34906941

Rolled 96, 86 = 182 (2d100)

>>34906941

Rolled 24, 8 = 32 (2d100)

>>34906941

>>34906950
Nice

Rolled 21, 31 = 52 (2d100)

>>34906941

>>34906956
What the fuck.

3 seconds late

Rolled 81, 60 = 141 (2d100)

>>34906941

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>>34906941
>>34906950
We prob lose the first, but we win the second.

>>34906950
RULES OF NATURE!

>>34906967
I TRIED MAN

>>34906967
Guide generally counts multiple rolls for outcome. He's cool like that.

>>34906950
That roll isn't terrible! Tatsuko likely beat us on the first roll due to her physical advantage, but we beat her on the second by a wide margin.

>>34906950
Maybe we wont die

>>34906950
Good roll. Writing.

>>34906947
Ever seen that comic from the elder scrolls where the peasant hands the Dragonborn his basket when the dragon comes by and says "I got this."? That's what you look like.

>>34906994
Good, Automatic Chris affection points too.

>>34906994
oh man thats perfect

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>>34906994

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>>34906994
>Ever seen that comic from the elder scrolls where the peasant hands the Dragonborn his basket when the dragon comes by and says "I got this."? That's what you look like.

>>34907015
Thank you mon saucier.

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>>34906994

>>34907039
Good try Anon, but to late.

>>34907042
To late, or not to late?
That is the question, anonymous.

>>34907015
Goddamn John why you so epic?

>>34907062
Because love and masochism, mostly

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>>34906809
Taking a breath, you decide that you need to try and get in there to grapple her anyway, despite the very high likelihood of you getting hurt.

Tatsuko is still growling at you incoherently, though you think you hear a name in there somehow. It…it should be something you can make out, but you can’t. Like it’s distorted somehow to your ears.

After another swing impacts the ground near you, you move forward, trying to get close to her. You can move fast enough, but Tatsuko is just as quick. A dodge to the side to avoid the whipping signpost brings you into direct contact with Tatsuko’s fist coming from the other side.

>-1 wound for John.

However much it hurts though, you’ve had much worse and you manage to power through, taking the arm she hit you with and then managing to duck behind her, pulling the arm with you, immobilizing it just in time to move your head out of the way of a wild backswing. You manage to get the other arm as well, but before you can try and get her legs, it’s all you can do to hold on.

“RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Tatsuko is now held by you, your arms straining as you try and keep her from escaping or flinging you off of her. You’re both usually evenly matched, so with her in Berserker rage you’re not sure how long you can keep this up or if you can anything at all really. But now’s your chance to try something.

>Tatsuko, calm down, you don’t want this.
>Tatsuko, I love you.
>Tatsuko, remember our promise?
>Leave the scene.
>Other.

>>34906994
I can just imagine the scene, John leaps at Tatsuko, and then the Dovakhiin theme plays

>>34907179
>>Tatsuko, remember our promise?

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>>34907062

>>34907179
>>Tatsuko, remember our promise?
>Tatsuko, remember our promise?

>>34907179
>>Tatsuko, remember our promise?

>>34907179
>>Tatsuko, remember our promise?

If she keeps going someone is going to to get hurt.

>>34907179
>>Tatsuko, remember our promise?

This'll work.

>>34907179
She's in zerk mode, just put all of our emotion into a yell and grapple hug the hell out of her

>>34907179
>Tatsuko, remember our promise?

>>34907179
>>Tatsuko, remember our promise?

>>34907179
>Tatsuko, I love you.
>Tatsuko, remember our promise?

Well gentlemen, here it is. Our first moment of truth. Godspeed to us.

>>34907197
Dude you should put a band aide on that or something.

>>34907179
>>Tatsuko, I love you.
>>Tatsuko, remember our promise?

>>34907179
>Tatsuko, remember our promise?

>>34907179
>Tatsuko, remember our promise?

>>34907179
>>Tatsuko, I love you.
>>Tatsuko, remember our promise?
This so much.

Rolled 95 (1d100)

1d100 please.

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>34907258

>>34907179
>>Tatsuko, Dai-suki.
>>Tatsuko, remember our promise?

>>34907258
we are fucked

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>34907179
>Tatsuko, remember our promise?
>Tatsuko, I love you.

>>34907258

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>34907258

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>34907258

>>34907179
>>Tatsuko, I love you.
>>Tatsuko, remember our promise?

>>34907260
Well fuck.

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>34907258

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>34907258

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>34907258

>>34907197
>Daily reminder that this is what we'd be playing if we'd gone rage.

>>34907258
oh fuck

>>34907258
>>34907260

Fucking god damn piece of shit.

>>34907260
Hate is a strong emotion and I feel it for you

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>>34907260
IT BEGINS

>>34907258
>>34907260
FUCK

>>34907260
Yep.

That just happened.


Writing.

>>34907260
I can almost hear the laughter coming to haunt us again.

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>>34907260

>>34907258
At least the sight of our broken body will snap her out of it, right?

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>>34907258
>>34907260

>>34907258
>>34907260
That went well.
Can we protag points to tell critfails to fuck off?

>>34907258
>>34907277
Please, Guide. Be merciful.

>>34907312
no amount of protag points can stop this now

>>34907312
Bad ended by tatsuko

This makes me sad

>>34907295
>And this is how John became an astronaut

>>34907260
RIP John

>>34907307
Only if we say "I'm sorry I couldn't keep my promise to you" before we die.

But then again, we're still dead.

>>34907277
Well I sure was late

>>34907331
Our last words should be dai suki

>>34907258
>>34907260
>>34907295

>Panic
>Panic more
>Panic a lot

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>>34907260

>>34907260
Anon... Why?

>>34907343
Just like the Old Chosen One

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>>34907260
...fuck. That... I mean I wasn't expecting instant success, but jesus fuck man

I need a new inspirational picture for suffering and overcoming trials

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I still hope we have chance to reach her in this scene.

>>34907343
I always thought Karasuba would kill us. That tiny ninja lady was right...

I second Dai Suki as last words.

>>34907323
Can we fall from space like an avenging comet of pure hate for the universe?

I hope she doesn't beat herself up for this.

>>34907426
Damnit, you know she will. Maybe utter failure will help in that regard?

I want to hope.

>>34907399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

>>34907412
Nah Cuddlezerker will cripple john and then Chris will have an irrational hatred for Zerker and they will fight to the death. Everything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Guys.
I'm ashamed in you all.
We should have stopped her with glorious flexing.

>>34907453
That's what I'm talking about ready to fight the good fight

>>34907463
Fuuuuuu- didn't even think about that option!

Shit. Hell of a thing to catch up to.

So how long do you think you'll be running today Guide?

>>34907463
From now on, we walk around shirtless.

>>34907485
I hope double thread late. Please be double thread late

>>34907488
Provided we retain our torso after this.

>>34907179

> This is you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKIR9Kz-vLg


“Tatsuko,” you start, trying to get to her through the berserk rage, “Tatsuko do you remember our promise?”

That gets you nothing. Not a single thing from her besides more roaring. Suddenly she reaches back and rips you off of her with incredible strength. There’s nothing you can do besides flail as she begins to beat you against the ground again and again and again. Suddenly you’re thrown up into the air like a projectile.

Looking down, you manage to get a glimpse of Tatsuko waiting for you at the bottom of your arc, holding the stop-sign like a baseball bat and waiting. You close your eyes. This is going to hurt, a lot.

“Dai-suki Tatsuko,” you mutter even as you plummet towards the ground.

It hurts quite a bit.

>Scene over. Scene failed.

You wake up with a gasp, your friend kneeling over you concernedly.

(That was foolhardy of you John,) she says, brushing your hair back over your forehead, (The middle of a battle is not the place to try and tell someone you love them.)

You shake your head, “I had to try.”

She shakes her head back at you.

(It was still crazy. But do you want to go back already, I have healed your wounds for the moment, but if that happens to many times, you will start losing power.)

>Further losses will result in -10 pp.
>You now have 341 pp.

>Go back right now.
>Maybe…maybe try someone else.
>Go to another world.

>>34907502
Maybe the horrible gashes and gaping hole in our chest will end up being attractive?

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>34907504
>Go back right now.
I hate it when dice rolling controls 90% of the plot.
We may as well just roll a dice right now and say if she's back or not.

>>34907504
>>Go back right now.
Resolve

>>34907504
>Go back right now.

>>34907523
Not with that roll we shouldn't.

>>34907504
>Go back right now.
I ain't giving up

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>34907536
Not like we have a best of or an averaging system, so it's not like one roll can completely cripple us or anything.

>>34907504
>>Go back right now.

>>34907504
>Go back right now

>>34907504
>Go back right now.

>>34907504
>Go back right now.
Fuck it, we're committed.

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>>34907399
How about this?

>>34907504
>Go back right now

>>34907504
>>Go back right now.

>>34907504
>Go back right now.

>>34907463
>>34907488

People.

John's love for the girls is greater than his flexing

>>34907504
Alright, calling here.

And just so you guys don't get discouraged, I'm telling you straight up that that was Tatsuko's hard scene.

It wasn't going to be an easy one one way or the other.

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>>34907504
I'm so sad, is it over for getting Tatsuko back or will we get another chance?
>mfw she's me favorite character

>>34907536
Excuse me, but 42 is the perfect number. An instant proof that that is the one and only true choice.

>>34907504
>Go back right now.

>>34907601
Good to hear?

>>34907601
Will memories from that scene carry over?

>>34907601
Does the further losses penalty apply only until we get Tats, or for the rest of the worlds?

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>34907601
That was a nice 7 posts there.
Glad we...oh wait, we didn't do anything this thread.

We need to cook for her. The way to our girls hearts is thru their stomachs.

>>34907634
He means calling tha vote.

>>34907634
He called the vote dude

>>34907651
>>34907647
Stop paying attention to trolls

>>34907634
what

Guide isn't stoping the thread here, dude. We're going to the next scene.

>>34907645
We need to find some combination between cooking, flexing, and enchantment.

>>34907671
>if we hadn't fucked up,
You mean if we had rolled high.
Because that's what the entire of that last scene hinged on, rolling, not decisions.

>>34907616
Don't worry she'll never remember us and we'll lose her forever. Compounding the situation Chris and Cuddles will fight and be maimed or otherwise damaged and totally forget about us.

>>34907675
That's called a relationship.

>>34907601
well clearly with your rolls its only going to be
>Hard
>Pain
>Suffering

>>34907601
>that was Tatsuko's hard scene
Well, I for one am bawling. I sincerely apologize for sending us down that path.

>>34907504
Your friend shakes her head at you, but then leans down and kisses you on the forehead once again.

(You are determined,) she says, (But don’t lose sight of the fact you need to get back to them as well.)

You nod.

With a flash you are propelled into the world once more. Blinking, you look around, once again hearty and hale as well as on your feet. You’re on a small path beside a slowly moving river. There are other people around, some of them in similar clothing to you, but not a lot. It seems to be sometime in the mid-afternoon. The mood is…lazy if you must pick it.

You can feel a couple things you might be able to do. That damn bridge is nearby, still a large imposing structure that seems to be able to carry lots of car and foot traffic if the current load is any indication. There’s also some residential area’s behind you that you could go explore. Finally, the rather large bank of the river you are by is calling out to you, there’s some shade nearby and it looks like the perfect place to just go take a nap.

>Explore the bridge
>Explore the residential area.
>Go take a rest.
>Leave the scene.
>Other?