You are REINHOLT KRAFTBOHRER, and you are currently sleeping off the aftereffects of your - well, your death yesterday. The last 72 hours have been a whirlwind of excitement - you were inducted into the HJ, attracted the special attention of Heinrich Himmler himself, were shipped off to Berlin to attend the Academy for young SS applicants, and lastly, were ambushed yesterday afternoon by a deranged girl and her CYBERBEAR, Jozef. You engaged the CYBERBEAR in honorable knife combat - but lost the battle. Although the bear attempted to kill you, you were somehow rescued from DEATH ITSELF. You were carried to the Academy's morgue - whereupon you received a terrible and bleak vision. How much of the vision is true - you do not know - but you do know that you and the KRAFTBOHRER BLOODLINE are somehow tied up with the very existence of the Reich itself. Upon your resuscitation, you were moved to the Infirmary on Der Headmaster's orders, a mysterious and hulking man who rules the Academy though fear and strength. Last night, you received a telegramm from your father, DIETRICH, explaining that he detected your death, and revealing that your grandfather, HELMUT KRAFTBOHRER, had become involved with mysterious and arcane forces before his disappearance in 1905. Somehow, your grandfather extended some kind of protection against Death to the whole family - but your father warns that "enemies of the family" have taken notice of this, and will seek to destroy you.All this seems to run through your head as you awaken in the infirmary - even as a curious pressure seems to settle in your guts. An icy feeling, it encircles your heart. It feels like DEATH is attempting to steal the warmth away - but cannot quite do so. -----BONUS GAINED-------The Kraftbohrer Legacy seems to defend your lifeforce against hostile effects. Whether there are further consequences, you simply do not know.
>>34886757As you dress yourself in the SS uniform folded on the bedside table, several nurses enter the room."Herr Kraftbohrer - you will enter the Academy today. Please prepare yourself." An icy grin spreads simultaneously over the nurses's faces. Perhaps yesterday was just the beginning of your troubles here. You quickly gather your belongings - but not before noticing that your father's Luger is missing from your personal bag."Where is the gun?!" you demand. The nurses calmly explain that firearms are not allowed to students and that "you are free to collect the waffen if you survive the semester."Well.They herd you along several hallways, before you reach a long hall - with a glass room. Looking below, you see about a hundred SS applicants seated at four long wooden tables, eating breakfast. It seems that you travel in a small elevator to the room below. The nurses all but shove you into the elevator, and quickly step out again before the elevator begins to descend. As you cross the glass panes, you hear the lively breakfast conversations stop. The silence is eerie, as the faces of young blonde men and women track your movements to the floor. As you get closer, you begin to hear the whispers, "It's him! - the Boy Who Lived!" and other variations.You reach the floor and step out of the elevator - seeing Der Headmaster seated at the opposite end of the hall, as a high table for faculty.Der Headmaster's voice booms over the students. "STUDENTS - A NEW APPLICANT ARRIVES. REINHOLT KRAFTBOHRER." and then, directed at you. "WE HAVE SEEN HOW YOU HANDLE BEARS. LET US NOW SEE HOW YOU HANDLE WOLVES."Three students rise with wicked grins, knives and forks in hand. Looks like you're on the menu today. The two men and one woman charge you, all of them with small wolf-head lapel pins. Plan of defense?>dodge all attacks, test the waters?>all out offensive?>cautious?>ROAR IN DEFIANCE AND MEET THEM HEAD ON
>>34886900>ROAR IN DEFIANCE AND MEET THEM HEAD ON
>>34886900FUCK YES GPGGPPGQPGQ TIME>dodge all attacks, test the waters?lets use our intelligence and powergame, instead of being retarded like last threaddamn you timezones, its 3:30am here, good luck anons, make sure to make Anna, that student who attacked us with her bear, our pet
>>34886921>a player!Nice. We'll wait another minute or two and see if anyone else wants to play.Also, there's a pastebin for background here.http://pastebin.com/PzD9jjqn
>>34886961you might want to give it more than 5 minutes OP, but this >>34886960 is heading to bed now, I hope more players join in
>>34886977Fair enough. I also missed my own launch time by an hour. I'll update the pastebin with new characters and your new bonus in the meanwhile.
>>34886900ROAR IN DEFIANCE AND MEET THEM HEAD ONWE FEAR NOTHINGFOR DAS REICH UND VATERLAND
>>34886900>>dodge all attacks, test the waters?
>>34887000intelligence is our strong point anon, being retarded like you are got us killed last thread...you would disgrace our blood and our name with such terrible powergaming
>>34886921>>34886960>>34887000>>34887018>tied so farFuck it, you'll meet them head on, howling like a maniac, and then dodge their initial attacks.Gimme a d20, people.
>>34886757>>dodge all attacks, test the waters?>>if one is a female, give them a seductive look to throw them off
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>34887056HAHAAHAHA
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>34887056
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>34887056ARYAN PRIDE AND FURY
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>34887056OP can we have a youtube song for this scene?
>>34886757I humbly ask you make it possible for us to negate one or two critfails per thread in the future. Something like the Fortune perk from Persona 4 Golden Quest would be good.Best of 3d20 is very crit heavy. So even if we end up as an ubermensch we"ll still horribly fuck up just as often.
>>34887092I'll second this, we gotta get out powergame on
>>34887092>I humbly ask you make it possible for us to negate one or two critfails per thread in the futureSuch a thing works well for Khornette Quest, and with the way this quest is, I reckon it would be a welcome addition
>>34886757>>34887092Yeeeaahh....OP, we"ll crit more than every four rolls.
>>34887069>>34887070>17's it is>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SUzcDUERLo (you are Drago, obviously)Without a moment to spare, you let loose a roar and sprint towards the two men - the young woman with the steak knife is clearly hanging back slightly, waiting for an opening.As you approach the blonde men, you quickly juke left, dodging the bulkier man's stabbing attempts, and get in a quick jab to his face. He staggers back a moment, and calls out to his companion, "Franz, now!". The thinner and quicker man steps forward, fork in hand and mocking calls out - "I'm going to take your eyes, new fish." Jesus Christ, you think.At any rate, Franz's attacks never even get close, you bob and weave effortlessly around his striking hand, and growing frustrated, he leaps forward, attempting to strike at your neck. ----INTELLECT FLASH-----You haven't seen the girl in some time - and hearing a footstep behind you, realize that she means to stab you from behind.-----------The attack has slowed and momentum is shifting, how do you respond?>catch Franz and toss him into the girl>spin the girl and shove her forwards, so that Franz stabs her >grab Franz's forth and take his fucking eyes?>write-in
Here's what GoldenOP had for his quest:>Fortune, Rank 1: Once per thread, you may add +7 to one roll. This cannot negate or produce a critical. This must be used before the story post for which the roll is made is posted (basically you cant use fortune to retcon a future post).>Fortune, Rank 2: Once per thread, you may increase or decrease a roll result by 1. This can negate or produce a critical. This must be used before the story post for which the roll is made is posted.>Fortune, Rank 2... And a half: You negate the effects of the first natural 1 you roll each set. Mind you, this was after around 30 threads of playing.
>>34887092>>34887110>>34887133>>34887170>Actually, this is already in the works. The Kraftbohrer Legacy bonus you activated on your death will allow you to re-roll one critfail per thread. I wasn't going to reveal this until you guys actually did so, but no matter.
>>34887207>spin the girl and shove her forwards, so that Franz stabs herDelicious justice
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>34887207>write-inCounter the girl by grabbing whirling around, grabbing her stabbing arm, then using her to stab Franz, then throwing the girl into him.
>>34887223>Not a bad system. However, this quest probably won't make it to thread 30. Don't worry, you're going to accrue serious bonuses every thread or two.
>>34887207>Spin the girl and shove her forwards so that Franz stabs herWe need to get our Aryan bros up here with us. Two extra sets of hands and eyes would be extremely useful. Also, if they can smuggle at least daggers in for us, that would be useful.
>>34887207>>spin the girl and shove her forwards, so that Franz stabs her
>>34887235>>34887241>>34887271Sounds good to me. Gimme another d20, fellas.
>>34887207>spin the girl and shove her forwards, so that Franz stabs her
>>34887207Throw her friend into the blade for the glory of der fuhrer.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>34887292ROLL FASTER
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>34887207
>>34887292BLITZKREIG THAT BITCH!
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>34887292
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>34887318gott in himmel...
Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>34887334reroll plspls
>>34887326>Nice. Don't forget our +2 bonus because of Aryan purity! That 18 becomes a nat 20.Without a second thought, you spin quickly on your backfoot, knocking the woman's arm aside, grabbing her inner elbow, and throwing her forwards - Franz is unable to stop his momentum and squarely stabs the woman in the neck, just as she guts him with the butter knife. They fall to the ground - the woman clearly dying and Franz screaming at the top of his lungs and holding his stomach. You quickly scoop up the woman's butterknife and turn to the stockier SS applicant, who is fearfully staring at his dead friends. "Liza! Franz!" he grieves. ----INTELLECT FLASH -----This guy is panicking - he clearly was expecting to tear you pieces with his friends, but now both of them are dying or dead. Attacking now would be too easy. (+4 bonus to attack roll)--------You flip the butter knife from hand to hand as you approach the stockier fellow.How do you attack?>throw the butter knife into his eye>slash his throat>force him to submit>write-in
>>34887412>mfw I rolled us a Nat 20
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>34887412>force him to submit"Both of them are going to die, what's say we don't waste the blood of the reich any more than we have to?"
>>34887412>put knife against his throat>force him to submit
>>34887412>slash his throatTrust noone.
>>34887412>Force him to submit.We need to set a clear example. We're top wolf, now. Also, can we give medical aid to Lisa and Franz? If we can't get our Aryan bros here with us, best set about making friends and allies among the population here.
>>34887412>slash his throatAll this Aryan blood being spilled. They could have died killing Americans... or Slavs...
>>34887428>>34887438>>34887449>>34887474>>34887484>Alright, nonlethal approach and force him to submitGimme another d20.
>>34887412Force him to submit, act a bit pomp and dramatic.Stomp our boot against the floor. I cant think up anything that doesn't sound spergy. But something along the lines of:>If a cyborg bear can't make us die when we are killed, what makes you think you can?In thick, loud german
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>34887526DICE DON'T FAIL ME NOW
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>34887526
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>34887526
>>34887545one.. post.. late..
>>34886757OP, nazi femdom/dominatrices when?
>>34887569You didn't see the one with the bear?We should waifu her. She was able to put us down. Clearly she is one of a kind.
>>34887568They should only count when OP calls for d20s and they're linked. The guy just forgot to turn off his dice roll
>>34887592You've lost me. Op Asked for a d20 guys rolled. What did I miss? I am fail at reading comprehension?
>>34887412>>34887622He didnt ask for a d20 at that post. So it's:>>34887537>>34887541>>34887545
>>34887537>>34887541>>34887543You advance quickly, even as the SS applicant throws up his arms and attempts to slash at you in a frenzy. Timing his strikes, you catch his arm and twist strongly, causing him to drop his knife. You hold your butter knife against his throat and say "SUBMIT! This fight is over."His eyes open wide and staring at you, he responds, whispering, "You don't understand. There is no surrendering here. You must kill me. Death is better! I cannot surrender openly like this." His hands are shaking, and his eyes are open wide. He truly believes what's he's saying.Is everyone in this place insane? You waver a moment, unsure what to do. The other students, who had been catcalling and eager to watch the fight, now expectantly watch your knife.Well, do you kill this guy?
>>34887645Nah someone deleted their post. There was a 3 in that mix. Here >>34887543Guy tried to snake delete it.
>>34887543Tsk tsk.Powergaming is allowed, but outright cheating is not, anon.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>34887654Knock him out.
>>34887668Not sure it can be called cheating if it didn't work
>>34887654The Reich needs Solders not corpses. You must better yourself to fight the true enemies of our great nation.
>>34887654>No.Have him swear fealty to us.
>>34887694Only cheating if you get caught. He got caught it's cheating.
>>34887654If he will not surrender then we should make him incapable of fighting, break his arms.
>>34887714>Cheating is the getting of reward for ability by dishonest means or finding an easy way out of an unpleasant situation. Neither of that happened.
>>34887705If the other two are living we should take them to medical and make them all swear fealty. We must form this hapless horde into a military unit.
>>34887654>DEUS NON VELIT ILLUD (God does not will it)Disarm him, say it is dishonorable to fight a man who cannot fight. Give some bullshit about how spilling our own blood while the Slavs & Jews wait for us to be sufficiently culled by ourselves is suicidal
>>34887654>>34887737This... we shall slowly turn this school of fighting insolent children into a uniform fighting force as it should be.
>>34887737Agreed. >>34887654We need to get him to help carry his comrades to the infirmary. Once they're seen to, they can join us.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>34887654"You'll be needed on the front" or some shit.Roll to pimphand
>>34887654Beat him up so he cant just 'surrender openly'. Give some militant speech about comradery. I like the idea of him swearing fealty to his for sparing his life
>>34887785If the others don't well just kill them in the infirmary.
>VATER: Dietrich Kraftbohrer is a man of incredible strength and breeding, and is incredibly proud of you - you can count on his eternal support and loyalty, so long as you uphold the Kraftbohrer name and the Reich. ProfessionallyWas this cut off, OP?
>>34887654Cant we just bullshit how we whispered something where he begged for death, but we felt it better for him to live in dishonor, since death is the easy way out?
>>34887672>>34887694>>34887697>>34887705>>34887714>>34887721>>34887734>>34887737>>34887748>>34887758>>34887759>>34887774>>34887785>all this discussion. ExcellentYou whisper back - "The Reich needs soldiers, not corpses. Try to disarm me, and I will send you to the infirmary, not the morgue." Your meaning is clear to the man, and after an imperceptible nod, he throws a looping hook towards your face - you easily dodge it, dropping the knife, and drive a fist into his kidney. Keeling over, you drive a hard left into the side of his head, and he is unconscious before he hits the ground.The students around you look surprised that you did not kill him. Finally, a taller applicant stands up from his place at the head of one of the breakfast tables, where the students with wolfhead pins appear to be sitting. "Kraftbohrer, was it? Delightful. After hearing of your...escapades yesterday, we were concerned that the rumors were misplaced. Nonetheless, you have the pure fighting spirit of the Aryans, and I salute you. I formally invite you to the Wolf Squad."Another man at another table stands angrily, and shouts, "The Wolves are runts, Kraftbohrer. Lightning Squad is where you'll find your true potential."Another two SS applicants rise from the last two tables, even as servants carry out the unconscious and dead students you just fought. They both shout over each other, saying that Boar Squad and Eagle Squad are where you'll find true Aryans.----INTELLECT FLASH----A quick glance over the students at the tables:Lightning Squad: Tall, proud students with cruel faces. The purity of their heritage shines through them - they regard calmly and as equals. There are relatively few of them.Eagle Squad: Far to the left of the room, these young men and women seem to be nondescript - until you notice the faint, glowing runes that appear to cross their skin, rippling slowly with glowing light.>still writing
>>34887953The symbol of the Reich is the Hawk not the Eagle... I'M ON TO YOU AMERICANS!
>>34887953Boar Squad: Heavyset men and young, they clearly prize strength - and many of them appear to be wearing unusual metallic gloves of some kind. There are even fewer of these students than in Lightning Squad.Wolf Squad: The table nearest to you, the Wolf Squad is numerous and seems to contain the students that don't neatly fit into the other categories. Many of the students are of pure heritage, but some have browner hair than the other, and true to their name, have a feral cast about the eyes.-----------------------------------Time to pick an allegiance?>Lightning>Boar>Wolf>Eagle>Or go it alone? ou'll be missing out on some cool bonuses, but could be cool for plot reasons
>>34887857Probably, let me fix that.
>>34888008>LightningWe strike as primal lightning, pure and strong
>>34887992Actually, the synbol of Imperial Germany is the Eagle. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ReichsadlerNazis also used it. >>34888008>EagleAlternatively, whichever have the most good looking white wimmun But really. Eagle. We come from an aristocratic family. It only fits we join that which represents the long line of Germany.
>>34888008"No, you will find a true Aryan with me, Hawk Squad shall be our name!2
>>34888008>EagleI like the looks of those runes
>>34888008>EagleGotta go with what's probably the Old Guard group
>>34888143What if we went to the gold or blue rooms?
>>34888143You take one last moment to look over the hall - and then begin striding to the Eagle Squad's table. At once, whispers of various kinds erupt along the other tables, strategies and plans quickly modified, you can only assume.The Eagle Squad member who spoke out steps forward and grasps you by the hand, a pleased smile on his face. "Welcome, Kraftbohrer, to Eagle Squad. We're eager to have a man of such storied heritage join us. My name is Stadtler. If you don't mind, we must move swiftly to our lecture, Nordic Runes. Students are only safe when in lecture or in their dormitories."Looking around, you notice that the other students have already begun filing out of the hall, using separate doorways. Quickly, the Eagle Squad gathers in a regimented formation and you join Stadtler at the front of the Squad.As you walk swiftly through the hallways, Stadtler launches into an explanation of the Academy practices."Kraftbohrer, this Academy is designed to produce the strongest and select few to lead the SS. Casualties are not only expected, they are encouraged. The Reich wants strong and capable leadership, not a large swath of mediocre officers. We lose an Eagle Squad member about once a week - but Wolves tend to die much faster. You arrived on your own to the Academy - but typically about 20 new applicants arrive per month. Half of these do not survive their first week. We must work together to stay alive. In a year's time, if you still live, you will graduate, and enter active duty. This is the most dangerous school of all, Reinholt. If you do not learn quickly, you will die. Trust no one, not even me. Kill or be killed. These are the attitudes that the Partei wants us to hold."Even as Stadtler speaks, you can't help but notice that his eyes seem to catch the light a little too brightly - even when his face is in shadow. At the same time, the Eagle Squad constantly rotates formation, and changes routes without any set pattern to throw off ambushes.
>>34888194>you would have seen a different vision and garnered a slightly different version of the Kraftbohrer's Legacy bonus. Be careful - you may find yourself in that place again.
>>34888342After a few minutes, you come upon a large wooden door, and after Stadtler kneels before it, pronouncing it "clean", the Eagle Squad enters, and takes seats at small wooden desks aligned into rows. A small man with large glasses rises out of the floor. You rub your eyes slightly, before realizing that there must have been a hidden panel of some kind.The man clears his throat, and looks directly at you."Hello Kraftbohrer - my name is Earnst. Welcome to Nordic Runes. A moment of introduction for the new student please, everyone? Nordic runes are an ancient form of Aryan magic - perhaps the most ancient. As you all know, the Aryan race was created two seperate lines of man merged - the Ar, coming from the eastern steppes of Russia, and the Yans, a race of men we believe to have always resided in the woods of Europe. Only when these two peoples merged did civilization begin in earnest, and their most ancient writing holds mystical power."He goes over the some of the basic rune forms - words like Strength, Faith, Power, and Storm. Each provides a different effect depending on how they are inscibed. "To achieve a permanent effect on oneself, you must only properly inscribe the rune on your flesh, preferably on the part of your body that you would like to enjoy the effects. I have provided a small vial of gold dust for a rune - a present from myself to you, Kraftbohrer - but only if you convince me you deserve it."Earnst looks at you expectantly for some kind of answer. Roll a d20 for an intellect flash and then you can craft a response.
I think we should have joined the Wolves and taken over, but I suspect we can do the same in the Eagles.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>34888505>>34888521I feel like the bonuses in the Eagles will be better.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>34888505
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>34888505
>>34888555>>34888567>>34888593>16+2, bretty gud>writing
>>34888620Two 6, two 16Remove the 1 and it's 666
>>34888620-------INTELLECT FLASH--------You take a moment to look Earnst over - a thin man, dressed in an immaculate faculty uniform - black, and trimmed with gold around the collar. Behind his spectacles, his eyes are examining the students constantly. Altogether, he looks like a sharp and grim man. Flattery and flowery words will get you nowhere here - a quick and clever response might do the trick.------------Give me a quick and clever response and roll a d20, best roll wins (best of 3 rule doesn't apply here).
>>34888663>If you gave it to someone else and they died, it'd go to waste. I didn't die even when a bear killed me.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>34888728>>34888663Roll, forgot it.
>>34888663Lets just procure some gold dust ourself, ain't that hard.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>34888663>Because I'm willing to show you that I do. I was not raised with a silver spoon, Herr Earnst.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>34888663Can I roll for someone else because>>34888728This is sounding pretty good
>>34888793Seconding that, we don't need his dust
>>34888793>We'll get some later, don't worry.Any other responses?>>34888814If not, we'll use this.
I say we should have the runes on our scar
>>34886757>Not using the superior version...
>>34888888Triple Heil Hitler get!
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>34888505>I am villing to convince you vith action, not words. Or, ask him how. Scoff a bit, maybe. Like "Am I supposed to do a little dance?"He doesnt want flattery after all.
>>34888923>>34888925>>34888928>888888 get bonus!!!!This rune business is about to get CUH-RAZY
>>34888814"Herr Earnst, I am willing to show you that I do. I was not raised with a silver spoon."The professor smiles slightly at this. "Come then, Reinholt, receive your first rune. What would you like to bolster?">Faith>Strength>Power>Storm>these are the basic four runes that are common knowledge. Other more powerful runes exist, and with some gold dust and Aryan heritage, you can inscribe them on yourself.
>>34888987Can you explain them briefly before counting votes?Say, Strength vs Power
>>34888987I only came in here because of your sex, so feel free not to count this, but as someone with absolutely no contextual knowledge of this quest, I'd choose Storm. Mystery box+cool sounding
>>34888987Storm? Are we to become the living blitzkrieg? Im sold.
>>34888987StormBecome the living blitzkrieg. Or one of themOr just control lightningThat would be cool
>>34889093As i said, I'm an outsider who came in here because of the hexa8. I saw that post, and decided to share my opinion that Storm sounded cool.
>>34889128>the hexa8The what the fuck now?
>>34888987Seconding >>34889017If you don't want to explain I'll go with>Storm>>34889128>hexa8That's not much of an explanation. What is hexa8?
>>34889017Sure.A quick note - Reinholt currently rolls d20s because that is "average" human tier. If Reinholt increases his die to d30, that means rolls of 21-30 are considered crits, and 30 itself is a supercrit.This system may be retarded, but let's see how it does first.Faith -> Reinholt rolls d30's for spiritual defense purposes. This will become a factor as magical attacks increase in frequency.Strength -> d30's for physical attacks.Power -> d30's for magical attacks.Storm -> Allows you to roll a d20 (success on 18+) to trigger your transformation into a "Storm Aryan", a three-round burst of increased physical attributes (+8 to all physical rolls). No limit on trigger attempts.Storm is probably overpowered, but what the hell.
>>34889190You mean Sturm, right?Sturm Aryan>>34888987STURM (AKA Storm)
>>34889190yeah, gonna stick with stormIt is pretty cool
>>34889190>[x] StormHow could we not go super sayian?>>34888987
>>34889190Why isn't there one for a social roll?
>>34889190>>34889226Aryan = Arisch Sturmarisch? Arischsturm?
>>34889253Dont we get a +4 when trying to charisma fellow aryans?
>>34889190Is storm a free action, if not Strength
>>34889272Yep.>>34889321Triggering is a free action in the first round of the fight, otherwise you can only defend.
when are we gonna re-meet the woman and the bear?
>>34889190Storm/Sturmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f__lLLoe6D0And for this as our themesong when transformed, to inspire fear and awe into enemies of the Volk
>>34889226>>34889229>>34889245>>34889399>>>34889462Storm it is.You stride over to Herr Earnst and unbutton your SS uniform as you do so. Your scar is revealed, and everyone sits back, shocked. "I pick Storm, Herr Earnst. Right on the scar, if you can." Herr Earnst sets to work with a tiny brush and the gold dust, and soon the tiny nordic runes stretch across the entire scar. Earnst summons his Aryan power, and a small golden aura envelops the runes, as they seem to sink below your skin. But then - something else happens.The runes begin to flicker brilliantly, and rippling, multiply across your chest and down your abdomen - a glowing field of merging runes, shifting and changing."It shouldn't be possible! Look at the grammar!" Earnst bends closer, with his spectacles on. You feel power bloom within your chest, and the sensation of a vast pool of energy to be tapped.Suddenly, you feel a trembling in the round - a vast churning earthquake, getting closer. The desks begin to rattle and the Eagle Squad students leap to their feet, confused and alarmed. Herr Earnst is enthralled by your new runes, and barely takes notice. The crashing, grinding noise grows louder and louder until out of the very ground, the tip of a massive drill emerges.
>>34889658The drill continues upwards, piercing the ceiling, as the Eagle Squad students flee the room in terror. Earnst seems to speak a few words and suddenly vanishes under the floor, as soon as he appeared in the first place.A side wall on the drilling machine opens, and a metallic monstrosity with Wehrmacht insignia strides forth."GET. READY. TO. DIE. SS. SCUM.">OH FUCK! WEHRMACHT ROBOT ATTACK!>go Sturm Aryan and dismantle this contraption>attack>run>write in
>>34889717>>go Sturm Aryan and dismantle this contraption
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>34889717>>go Sturm Aryan and dismantle this contraption
>>34889717>>go Sturm Aryan and dismantle this contraption>go Sturm Aryan and dismantle this contraption
What does our PC look like? Pic maybe related? >>34889717 >>Sturm Aryan!
>>34889746>>34889754>>34889760>>34889771>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1OVaxjqzg0You summon forth your Aryan power, and it leaps into your body into massive waves! The Nordic Runes have reacted with your extremely pure bloodline and waves of golden power ripple forth from your scar, scorching your surroundings!The Wehmacht bot screechs loudly. "POWER. SOURCE. IDENTIFIED. THREAT LEVEL: EXTREME. PURGE. PURGE. PURGE" and advances, waving huge arms.Roll a d20 to control your transformation and attack!
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>34889856FOR THE REICH!
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>34889856"Extreme? Hah, remember to bring this back to your masters, there's a level above extreme, it's ARYAN!"
>>34889828That's pretty much exactly what I had in mind, so it's canon now.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)>>34889869>>34889875>>34889887You take a small step forward - or at least, that's what you attempt to do. Instead, you launch yourself at incredible speed through the air, tumbling wildly and collide with the giant robot, smashing it back into the drill. You pry yourself loose from the huge steel chestpiece, sparks flying in all directions, and you stand, totally unharmed, and see the arms of the robot descending on you!>Roll a d20+8 to defend! I'm rolling for the robot.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>34889967>move and rip off the arm
Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>34889967
Rolled 7 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>34889967HAHA, COUNTER ATTACK
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Rolled 84 (1d100)>>34889967
>>34889991I vote for this to be negated. It's our first transformation scene!
Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>34889967
>>34890021Nah, we rolled a 1.
>>34889991Even Sturm Aryan is no match for RNG
>>34889977>>34889991>>34889997>you can't critfail in Sturm Aryan mode, no worries.You leap into the air as the two arms of the robot clatter against the ruined chestplate."DAMAGE: MODERATE. ENEMY STRENGTH: EXTREME." Extreme indeed, you think. You swiftly run down the side of the robot, and latch onto one of the legs of the great steel beast - with a great wrenching pull, the steel begins to curl away from the robot, exposing the wiring and cables instead.Reaching inside, you tear and snap the inch-thick cables, as excess power bleeds away from the robot."POWER LEVELS CRITICAL. POWER LEVELS CRITICAL. INITIATE ESCAPE POD."Suddenly, you hear a hissing and banging, and looking up, see that the head of the robot is detaching!-----INTELLECT FLASH------There's someone piloting this robot! You need to question him to learn the purpose of the attack.--------Roll a d20+8 to scramble to the escape pod and prevent it from launching!
Rolled 7 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>34890206I'M BRINGING YOU IN BITCH
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>>34890225>18You make several incredible leaps, carving handholds into the steel as you go, before finally reaching the neck of the monstrosity. You clap two hands on the side of the head, and force the steel into handholds. You crash and stamp feet, planting them firmly into the wiring and mechanics of the robot.Then, the booster rockets underneath the robot head begin to fire.Roll a d20 to hold on!
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>34890350
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Rolled 3 (1d20)>>34890350WE ARE THE MASTER RACE
>>34890386Not today we're not.
What the fuck is wrong with the dice?
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>34890615The Jews.
>>34890371>>34890378>>34890386>failed rolls make Speer sad :(Try as you might, the Aryan wellspring of power within you has begun to run dry, and you simply cannot keep your grip on the rocket-powered escape pod - it tears free and smashes through several layers of floor and ceiling to reach the open sky, and you're left staring at the hole.You collect yourself and walk out of the drill machine, and as you drop to the floor, the great wooden door to the class room explodes upon - but it's Der Headmaster, and as soon as he sees you, he commands "KRAFTBOHRER. REPORT." So you relay in a few sentences that the robot attacked from the drill and that you managed to fight off the assault alone, as Earnst and the students fled."IMPRESSIVE." Der Headmaster responds, and then more quietly, "You are truly of pure stock, Reinholt. I believe I can trust you - an attack like this should not be possible. Only faculty here are aware of the Academy's defenses, and they should be enough to keep Bohring's little toys from interfering with our work. You must realize, that even we are small fish to the greats - Himmler, Goring, and so on. You belong to the SS, and the SS belongs to Himmler. Beware Wehrmacht agents, young Reinholt. Even within the Reich, factions jockey for control.""To my point - there is a Wehrmacht spy within the students. Find him and kill him for me, Reinholt, and I will reward you." Der Headmaster turns to leave, stomping through the debris. >Do you ask anything of Der Headmaster before he leaves the room?
>>34890615moot hates the idea of an upstanding, noble-blooded german succeeding and not getting his shit reckt by a girl
>>34890648>Bohring. Shit, I meant Goring.
>>34890648>>34890671you dropped your trip
>>34890648>>34890671And I got it back. Damn you, Moot.
>>34890671>Bohring>not the perfect name for the mastermind behind a drill robotStep up your game.
>>34890648>Who and where is Bohring? >gib me my gun back plz
>>34890648>Loot the fucking robot before anyone does>Ask about our gun and Bohring
>>34890648>go look for the girl and bear>loot robot>if challenged offer the drill to the bear if he beats us
Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>348906488+2 due to aryan heritage would have passed, right?
>>34890692>>34890704>>34890741>implying I chose Kraftbohrer randomlyJust you wait, friend.>>34890704>>34890741>>34890761"Headmaster, wait! Why does Goring want to kill us? Can I get my gun back?"The headmaster continues to walk away, but he answers - "Goring is a good Nazi, Reinholt. He disagrees with Himmler about how to lead the Reich. Violently disagrees. About your gun - it is confiscated, and all confiscated weapons are kept in the security room on the third sub-level. You would need to punch through three inches of steel to retrieve it." And with that, he turns a corner and disappears.Turning, you look back and examine the robot - but asides from the Wehrmacht insignia, you can't make heads or tails of the robotics. But you know someone who can - the girl who attacked you in the courtyard and created a cyberbear. Do we set out to find Annika?>y/n?
>>34890773Nah, when in Sturm Aryan mode, the +8 bonus replaces the Aryan Purity bonus.If you powergame hard enough
Rolled 7 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>34890853But we didn't have a +8 for that roll, so it would have been +2.
>>34890836>I HAVE WRESTLED YOUR BEAR, DIED AND CAME BACK TO LIFE.>NOW GET ME SOME INFO ON THIS SHIT PRONTOY AS FUCK
>>34890836>About your gun - it is confiscated, and all confiscated weapons are kept in the security room on the third sub-level. You would need to punch through three inches of steel to retrieve itI'm tempted to infer that as a challenge and nazis doctrine if nothing else tells us that it is the right of the strong to take what they want from those weaker.
>>34890836Yes and we must have a rematch the bear
>>34890836>yoh god are we secretly a powerdrill
>>34890836yThis can only be a good idea.
>>34890868>>34890872>>34890875>>34890880>y as fuckYou leave the room just as Stadter and the Eagle Squad begin to filter back in the area."What happened? Where are you going?" Stadtler asks. "Stay here and guard the area - a Wehrmacht robot attacked me." you respond, and follow up with "Where is Annika kept? The girl who made the Cyberbear?" Stadtler looks at you with glinting eyes, before replying "In the psychiatric ward on the second floor - or at least until she manages to escape again. She's very unstable - do you really think she could help?""Only one way to find out." you grin - and march off.>end of thread drei>thanks for playing! I'll stick around for a quick Q+A
>>34890968Do you have a twitter or do I just need to keep praying I catch you in QTG before you launch?
>>34890968Does Pure Aryan Seed act as a truth serum?
>>34891038Yep. @tgSpeer.>>34891043Nope. Pure Aryan seed already creates pure Aryan children - isn't that magical enough for you?
>>34890968When are we gonna get to use our artifacts? Better yet, when while in Sturm Aryan mode?Will it be possible to take over the Reich and restore the Empire?
>>34891099Well, you're still wearing the Skullhead belt, you just don't know how to use it just yet.As for the Kaiser's field googles, you'll find a use for them pretty soon, maybe next thread?Yes, probably before the end of thread 20
>>34891080Next quest when? It better be soon? Answer>>34887569
>>34891137When we arrive in the psych ward.
>>34891137Next Monday, most likely. Small chance of running earlier but I won't promise anything.>>34891137Nazi dominatrixes will certainly play a role. I have a certain character in mind that you guys haven't met yet.
Rolled 20 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>34891177Can we dominate them to become sub sluts?
>>34891195With that goddamn roll we can.
>>34891177reinholt pegged by a crazy annika w/a drill dildo when
>>34891235>implying that Reinholt will tolerate degeneracy in any form
Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>34891265What about >>34891195?
>>34891265YOU CANNOT DENY THE DICE GODS!
>>34891134>>34891099Ironically, Goring would be our most trustworthy ally for that. Since unlike Goebbels and a few others, Goring was strongly pro-nobility.
>>34891177>Nazi dominatrixes will certainly play a rolePretty much anathema to this:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder,_K%C3%BCche,_KircheGiven our players social background I cannot see him being buddy buddy with such women who don't want to be good housewives
>>34891295>implying taking our rightful dominant place and stopping their degeneracy would be degeneracy
Rolled 4 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>34891368We can just believe that we can fuck them back into there.
>>34891411>Pre-marital, non-romantic, lustful sex>Not degenerate
>>34891582>not embracing your pagan roots and accepting lust is the driving force behind reproduction
>>34891619>not embracing your teutonic roots as a true aristocrat should instead of fucking like peasants
>>34891661>not taking whom you will as concubines
>>34891669>Not having mistresses over concubines while you maintain a public image as being a family man who would never cheat on his wife
>>34891265Are you a dirty yuropoor?
>>34891265Oh come on speer. He already looks a bit effeminate. Make it a critfail bad end at least