>>34870472
>Everything's fine, same old same old

>Everything's fine, same old same old. How are things in your life?

it was smart to follow your twitter

>>34870472
>Everything's fine, same old same old
Nothing of interest to note. Nope, none at all.

>>34870472
>Everything's fine, same old same old
stick to party line
say nothing

>>34870472
>Everything's fine, same old same old

>>34870472
>Well, I'm caught up in a bunch of superpower nonsense apparently

Let's try see where this goes

>>34870472
>Write in
Everything is the equivalent of being doused in petrol, being set alight, chained to one of those prison-ball things to stop them running away, and thrown out of a plane into the pacific ocean.
So yeah, I'm fine.

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"Oh, y'know, everything's fine. Same old, same old." I manage. She nods, smiling her weird therapist smile, staring me in the eyes still, as she scribbles something on the sheet.

"So you don't feel angry orrrr, I don't know.... alone ever?" She pushes me.

I repress the urge to sigh, "No, everything's fine, just been hanging out with Claire." (I'm not going on a shooting spree any time soon) I add in my head.

She nods again, more scratching on her paper, what looks like a clear cross shape. "So glad to hear it Daniel. I hear you even went to Chad's big party last weekend, good for you." She smiles, stretching her face. "But, if you don't mind me asking, where have you been getting these bruises?" She points at my arms, face and neck.

>What do?

>>34870949

>ive been working out, some boxing. It's pretty fun actually.

>>34870949
>Lack of coordination with weight training equipment

>>34870949
>>34871018

Backing

>>34870949
Working out, falling down stairs, playfully wrestling with people, boys will be boys after all.

>>34871018
this

>>34870949

>>34871018
seconded

>>34870949
>I fell down some stairs

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>>34871018
>>34870949

Perfectly good excuse.

I never realized how straight up creepy the girl from PP looked out of context till now.

Best not tell her about the various beatings and bites, "Oh y'know...." She stares at me expectantly, "I've been working out some with Claire, lifting weights and stuff, just had some accidents, dropped them on my face and stuff a few times."

Her smile becomes a degree more comfortable to look at, "Oh that's good, you know, excersise is very important in a teenagers life." She scribbles something else.

"Uh, yeah I guess. Was there anything else?" I'm desperate to get out of this.

Her eyes dart downwards for a fraction of a second. "I... oh yes, how's life going at home?"

>Everyone's a dick, the usual
>Ah, it's fine
>My sister beats me, my brothers a NEET, my mother's emotionally abusive and my father is distant
>So what are you doing later?
>Write in?

>>34871363

>Everyone's a dick, the usual
>My sister beats me, my brothers a NEET, my mother's emotionally abusive and my father is distant

>>34871363
It's going as normal.
>So what are you doing later?

>>34871363
>Write in?
"My mom is not approving of Claire, but you know how her dad is."

>>34871363
>>Ah, it's fine

>>34871363
>Ah, it's fine
>So what are you doing later?

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>>34871363
>So what are you doing later?

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>>34871383

seconded

>>34871363
>My sister beats me, my brothers a NEET, my mother's emotionally abusive and my father is distant

So... normal.

>>34871363
>So what are you doing later?
She's making us uncomfortable, let's do the same to her.

>>34871383
Backing

>>34871383
Why would we tell her that?

>>34871363
>My sister beats me, my brothers a NEET, my mother's emotionally abusive and my father is distant

Million watt grin.

>So what are you doing later?

>>34871363
>So what are you doing later?

>>34871471
Because she cares!

"Ah, it's fine. My sister beats me, my brother's a NE- shutin, my mum is emotionally manipulative and my father's distant." I rattle off. She looks stunned at the statement, pen clattering out of her hand onto the desk.

I lean forward, elbows on my knees, "But what are you doing later?" She coughs, before snapping back to me.

She scribbles some more stuff down, eyes locked on the paper. "Ummm, tonight, I'm going over and putting together a general report for the principal. After what you just said though, it sounds like I'll be needing to talk to you again." I go to speak before she cuts me off, "Sorry Daniel, your time's up." She waves me at the door.

I turn away, grinning at my escape, as I shut the door behind me. The sun hangs low in the afternoon sky, streaking the blue into orange.

Down the hall, I hear the sound of someone closing the art room door behind them. I check my phone, "Go hme witut mi prctic rnnng lte" reads the message from Claire.

>Walk home
>Check out the arts room, no ones supposed to be in there
>Surprise Claire at practive

>>34871731
>>Check out the arts room, no ones supposed to be in there

>>34871731
Can I get a translatoin?

>>34871761
"go home without me, practice running late"

>>34871731
>Walk home

Good thing come to those who ignore the fuck out of shit that isn't their business.

>>34871731
>>Walk home

>>34871731
>Surprise Claire at practive

No way. Super hero shit is going on last thing we need is to be alone and attacked by some godawful whatever.

>>34871731
>Surprise Claire at practive

>>34871785

best advice, curiosity is for main characters.

>>34871731

>Surprise Claire at practive
>But first look, then act

>>34871731
>Walk home

>>34871731
>>Walk home

>>34871789
Come on. We are a Lois. We are literally immortal unless it serves to advance the MC's plot arc.

>>34871731
>Surprise Claire at practice

We need to explain text edict. This witutmi shit is unacceptable.

>>34871731
>Surprise Claire at practive

>>34871833
Or we're Uncle Ben.

>>34871833
So are we the female in this relationship?

>>34871731
>Check out the arts room, no ones supposed to be in there
Why not may be a good place to get laid

>>34871731
>Surprise Claire at practive
May as well fuck her again

>>34871731
>surprise Claire at practice

>>34871872
We are the person designated to make the unrelateable super being relatable. Though this:
>>34871863
Would also work I suppose.

>>34871872
You REALLY haven't noticed?

>>34871937
Just confirming.

Not that we might get kidnapped and experimented on.

>>34871937
>>34871872
We're the female out of the bed, but in bed? We are king.

>>34871988

>kawaii in the streets. senpai in the sheets

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>>34871988

Sure we are, Unreliable narrator and all.

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>>34872054
Oh god, my sides.

I head out to the field, as a parade of girls whack at each other's shins. Claire made team, of course, didn't even have to cheat, apart from giving half the girl's minor concussions in our escape.

I wait for her to finish, sitting on the stands, I even dig my uneaten orange out of my bag for her, fuck if I'm eating it.

As practice wraps up, she's never even looked in my direction, turning her back, she head's to the locker rooms. The other girls, despite not figuring out who was in that stall, give her a wide berth after what Claire did to whatsherfucks knee.

>Follow her in
>Wait outside
>Write in?

>>34872140
>>Wait outside

>>34872140
>Wait outside
No need to lewd so quickly.

>>34872140
>Wait and fantasize what is happening in the locker rooms.

>>34872140
>Wait outside
Lets stay out of this shitstorm

>>34872140
>>Wait outside

>>34872140
>>Wait outside

>>34872140
>>Wait outside

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>>34872170
>>34872140

This is in character and I support it whole heartedly.

>>34872140
>Eh, walk home, eat the orange.
We don't want to appear as clingy.

>>34872416
>Go to her house, fuck orange repeatedly, wait for her to get home
We'll NTR the shit out of her

>this quest
>our love interest is now an MC
>the way this seems to be we may be able to pull the alpha out enough to be an unpowered MC in our own right
>already have a rival/enemy
i do not know why i haven't joined this quest earlier.

>>34872140
>Wait outside

>>34872503
>fuck an orange
>getting all that citric acid on your unprotected penis
Are you a masochist?

>>34872565
Yes, why do you think we hung out with Claire?

I wait outside the door at a non-sex offendery distance, closing my eyes as completely false images float through my head, steamy showers, girls giggling and soaping each other up. Of course the change room didn't even had a shower, but facts are nothing to my teenage mind.

"Ew. It's that faggot again." Cherise, who somehow made captain, walks outside with her cumdump cronies. They all stare at my painfully obvious erection, laughing.

Claire walks out, freshly changed, staring at the girls in front over her, scowling.

>What do?

>>34872565
Of course I also meant for a condom to be worn.
Wouldn't want our orange to get pregnant our first time together.

>>34872670
>Wave and offer to walk her home!

>>34872670
>Look at the girls and shit grin "Jealous?"

>>34872565
Yes?

>>34872670
Walk up, kiss on the cheek. That should be sufficient for her to fuck that painted whore up should she so choose.

>>34872670
>>34872697
Backing

>>34872670
Use our background character powers to blend into the background!

>>34872670
walk away

>>34872704

>>34872670

This + flipping them off.

>>34872670
>>34872713
Aaand
>>34872704

>>34872697
Just this.

Remove >>34872704
>>34872745

>>34872670
Is Cherise one of Nej's girls? If so tell her he only has like, a fucking Mike & Ike down stairs. Thats why he hasn't fucked any of them yet.

Walk away, didn't give a shit about them before, we don't give a shit now.

>>34872713
>>34872704
Guys, I thought we were trying to remain covert about this?
That's why we had Claire slap us last thread?

>>34872857
>>34872785
This PLEASE.
Remain COVERT

>>34872859
I thought that was about the super power thing.

>>34872829
No, Cherise is just the alpha bitch, she's not part of Nej's harem.

>>34872896
It was about both, so, you know, Claire doesn't have to deal with being bullied.

>>34872892
Seconding being COVERT

>>34872918
Oh shit, right.
Changing
>>34872779
To
>>34872857

>>34872670
Yeah, sure. Lets be covert. With our massive erection. Because that is pretty amusing.

I just walk around them, avoiding eye contact as they giggle themselves around a corner. Bitches.

I hand Claire her orange, "Here, fucked if I'm eating fruit."

She takes it, still frowning, "Y'know, just a little peck and I could probably snap their spines."

I rub my chin, "Tempting, but no, we're keeping this undercover remember?"

"Your funeral." She shrugs, heading for the school exit, shoving her face into the half peeled ball of citrus, slurping loudly.

"Just think about all the lady's I'm depriving of that talent by keeping you to myself." I chuckle.

She just digs me in the ribs again, still devouring the orange.

The sun dips the horizon, as we head to

>My place
>Her place
>The movies
>Other

>>34873078
>A love hotel.

>Or our place.

>>34873078
>The arcade
>>Specifically, the DDR machine
We've done much in the strength area of /fit/, now to test dexterity.

>>34873132
>>34873078
This

>>34873078
>>The movies

>>34873078
>The movies
or
>My place
Might as well try to have a good time

>>34873078
>The movies

Fuck, lets try something new. But only if something cool is playing.

>>34873078
>The movies

>>34873132
>>34873142
Second

>>34873141
I think Claire know plenty about our dexterity. Namely that it is completely average for a less than healthy 17 year old boy.

>>34873078
>The movies

“Man, that was shithouse!” I exclaim as we leave the theatre, drawing the ire of a passing mother, who clamps an ineffectual hand over one of both her children’s ears. “Why do we ever see what you want?”

She waves a palm at me dismissively. “Yes, my fun is invalid because it doesn’t meet your standards."

"Your god damn right it is!" I yell, only partly joking. The mother clucks her tongue and shoves past us into an elevator. Claire mimes throwing her drink into the back of the women's head.

It's really dark now, as we exit the theatre, Claire nudges me in the side, gesturing with her chin.

Pink hair girl, forget her name, is shooting pink bolt things from a pink bow at some snake lady thing, a bolt paffs against the wall next to us, leaving behind a smell of strawberries and puppies and whatever the hell else girly magic smells like. Her pink skirt swirls around her as she dodges the snake lady's counter attack, an acidic wash, which sloughs through the pavement.

>Get Claire to join in
>Not our problem, walk away
>We already have popcorn, let's watch

>>34873520
>We already have popcorn, let's watch
>Try to angle yourself for pantyshots

>>34873520
>We already have popcorn, let's watch
Always good to watch a fight

>>34873520
"You need to get a costume before you join in that sort of thing."
>Not our problem, walk away

>>34873520
>We already have popcorn, let's watch
I feel something is going to happen.

>>34873520
>>Not our problem, walk away

>>34873520
Ask if she wants to join in. If so, get her to wrap a damn scarf around her head or something: no need to let the half dozen villains in our class know there is another MC/Super around.We have our popcorn so we are cool with whatever.

>>34873520
>We already have popcorn, let's watch

>>34873594
Seconding that

>>34873520
>>34873620
This. She needs to relieve some of that stress from the bitch squad.

>>34873620
We have villains on our class? All I recall are the Heros MCs getting mentioned

>>34873520
>>We already have popcorn, let's watch

>>34873520
>>We already have popcorn, let's watch
"We need to get you a costume first."

>>34873620
This.

>>34873665
Dude if there are heroes in class then of course some of the other students and staff are villains
standard high school setting rules
The villains at least know how keep a better cover at least

>>34873665
Come on. The class mate who is secretly a villain is so common, we probably had that shit down to pat before middle school was done. We are a background character who has survived through close to a dozen years of public education in a world that is made for faggots like Nej, Magical girl #2335 over there, and Sheen. Also fuck Sheen.

>>34873813
Y'know, sometime soon we'll either have to kill Sheen, or get him laid.

>>34873813
Im betting that's why that counselor was so fucked up
She figured we were going to be monster of the week
Shit is that why claire got powers?
She fits the bill to be honest
Bad home life
Isolated and hated by the rest
Carrie in the making given this verse

>>34873901
Hey, woah, our class is full of tools, but Sheen doesn't deserve special hatred. He just has an annoying voice and sucks at his job.

>>34873901
I would definitely play "Get the faggot laid or we all turn to tang quest."

>>34873916
Dat clear blue psyco-pass. She is literally too bad at her job to get depressed.

>>34873942
hence why he said get him laid.
also i bet we are gonna end up superpowering to save our waifu from when she inevitably gets her ass handed to her by something.

>>34874011
I kinda prefer the idea of saving the day via backgrounding because the rest of the heroes have a terrible supporting cast.

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>>34874011
Nah that aint our schtick. One of the girls from before will turn up to save her and show here the true power of lesbia... friendship.

>>34874104
yeah no, i'm still pulling for harem protag by the end of this, thats probably the best end you can get.

We are an background character.

Why should we even give a fuck. We can just enjoy life.

No need to save others to do evil. Just live life the best we can.

No superheroing, no supervillian.

Let that shit for the protags. They get the power and everything but they have to deal with the plot.

We are weak but not bound by plot.

We are free.

>>34874135
that's why we eat popcorn.

>>34874125
Go play Harem Protag then.

>>34874077
Yes. /tg/ can be shit at questing but we have to be better than Gendo, at least. Not that it is saying much.

>>34874077
Why should we?
it looks like status quo is god is in effect
given there different genres in effect at the moment
>>34874135
amen brother

>>34874135
>>34874153
Fuck. I mean, There is no need to save others OR do evil.
>>34874125
The fuck? Go to Harem Quest like this guy said.
>>34874164

>>34874187
Eating popcorn isn't evil. We're watching the show. Background character gets front row seat. If we accidentally get drawn in like those sheep characters that get murdered en-mass we've got Clare to save our ass. It's a win win.

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I point out a bench to sit on, where we can get a good view of the fight. Placing the popcorn bucket between us, we watch the exchange of blasts.

A blast of acid sloughs through a closed burger joint, ironically making it smell better than when it's open, while a blast of pink flies loose, paffing against Claire's forehead, she shakes her head, spreading gay little love hearts and glitter everywhere.

The fight rages on for a few more minutes, Claire gasps, as a bolt of acid wizzes by pinky's head, dissolving the pink shirt along her ribs. Pinky winces, but somehow that let's her activate her super mode, blasting a huge bolt into the snake lady, leaving her as little more than a black scorch on the linoleum floor.

Claire claps her hands mildly as the pink haired girl collapses to her knees, then her stomach, as her tiny cat thing reforms out of her bow and her pink outfit transforms back into street clothes.

>Go help her up
>Welp, that was fun, let's go back to....

>>34874232
Nah. I just did a spelling error.
From "No need to save others to do evil. Just live life the best we can."
to
"There is no need to save others OR do evil."

>>34874125
You mean worst end I hope. BGC just wants all this shit to fuck off. He can put up with some of it because Claire being his waifu the first girl who would let him stick it in but past that I doubt he cares enough to deal with a harem of anime mary sues.

>>34874232
>implying we still count as a background character when we are in fact a primary love interest for an MC
No our bigass problem right now is making sure we do not die as lolpowerup #2783872378347834878734349 for the MC.

>>34874267
>>Go help her up

>>34874267
>Go help her up
WAHAHAHA

>>34874267
>>Welp, that was fun, let's go back to....
Our house.

>>34874267
>Welp, that was fun, let's go back to....
Home.

I'M ON TO YOU TINY MAGICAL GIRL!

>>34874281
Would having threesome flings with Claire and other girls count as a harem?

>>34874267
>Welp, that was fun, let's go back to....

"So popcorn is fucking delicious but let grab something with a bit more well, anything. Though I guess that Burger-joint is a no go."

>>34874267
How far do you think you could punt that cat thing, Claire?

>>34874348
Go
Fuck
off
>>34874267
>Go help her up

>>34874183
True. I'd rather not save the world at all. But if it HAS to happen, I'd rather we do it as a background character rather than randomly supering up.

>>34874267
>Go help her up

>>34874267
>Go help her up

>>34874363
>>34874267

Yisss.

>>34874267
>Go help her up
>Welp, that was fun, let's go back to....
we must do all of the things, also we should make sure we never actually get NTR'd, as a primary love interest, this is an actual concern, as well as easily the makings of a supervillain if we are not way careful.

>>34874267
>Go help her up

>>34874267
>welp, that was fun, let's go back to...
let's go find something to eat

>>34874267
>>Go help her up

>>34874267
>Welp, that was fun, let's go back to....

>>34874267
>Welp, that was fun, let's go back to....
Our place. Maybe move Claire's workout equipment to our place on the weekend. Because seriously, her dad's a piece of shit and should be forced to be alone for what remains of his life.

>>34874267
>Go help her up

>>34874267
>Go help her up

>>34874267
>go help her out

>>34874267
>Go help her up

>2012 + 2
>wanting to have shit to do with Misha

>>34874302
>>34874303
>>34874369
>>34874402
>>34874403
>>34874411
>>34874415
>>34874445
it's like you WANT to get dragged into life threatening PLOT
background. character. we don't GET waifu's, we ARE the waifu

>>34874518
We're already a supporting character, lets fucking support

>>34874539
Background character, anon.

>>34874575
We're fucking a main character, goddamn it.

>>34874511
>implying Misha isn't best girl
>implying you never wanted a Misha route
its okay to cry anon

>>34874586
Read the name of the quest.

>>34874609
So what? We're supposed to break out of it.

>>34874518
idiort listen for a second, we are already the Waifu to Claire, who is a MC, that already makes us a supporting character which means we are stuck in life threatening situations by the nature of how things work, so from here we need to decide what to do.

>>34874168
Nope. It's literally impossible to be better than Gendo.

http://lparchive.org/Princess-Maker-2/

>>34874628
>We're supposed to break out of it.

[citation needed]

>>34874518
it might not lead to plot

We move over to the girl, the cat thing stares at us with it's cold unblinking eye. I pull the girl up by the collar, she's passed out cold.

"Hey didn't you have a crush on her?" I ask, nudging her over.

"Shut up, jackass. Is she hurt or anything?" I shake my head, a shower of glitter trailing loose from my hair. Fuck me, that'll take forever to get out.

The girl blearily opens her eyes, jolting away in fear at us, as we loom over her. "Who're you guys?" She asks fearfully, resting on her elbows.

>What do

>>34874593
Misha a fat. Also inner ear problems. Would fall over all the time then laugh. Loudly.

>>34874706
>Pedestrians.

>>34874706
"Grand waste of space Daniel Speltin reporting for duty."

>>34874706
>Concerned faceless citizens. You need a doctor?

>>34874706
You good?
Dump her at a docs and leave it there

>>34874706
Just a concerned citizen. Were you hurt in the attack?

>>34874706
"Animal control. Your cat bit someone and will need to be be put down to ascertain if it has rabies."

>>34874706
>>34874756
seconded

>>34874706
harmless bystander #812

>>34874706
"Just a couple of folks checking to see if you are ok, you look like you got your clock cleaned hard."
Reminder use the whole one day healing mess so we stay a ackground charactor behind the plot.

>>34874706
>Pedestrians.
>You alright there?

>>34874706
>Concerned faceless citizens. You need a doctor?

>>34874706
>John and Jane. You alright?

>>34874747
Second

>>34874706
First >>34874774
Then
>Kidding. Doesn't matter right now, you need a doctor or anything?

>>34874743
>>34874756
>>34874761
>>34874769
>>34874774
>>34874788
>>34874793
>>34874805
>>34874814
>>34874848
>lying straight out to an MC
>implying she won't immediately try figuring out who we are, thus dragging us hard into the land of PLOT which screws our plans over.

also
>we will never be the Endboss to everything here
;_;

>>34874923
all of those weren't lies

>>34874923
>lying
>implying we're more than just a bystander
read the quest title

>>34874923
Fuck off.

It the simple truth. We are concerned faceless citizens.

And it better off we stay that way.

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>>34874923
MCs are, by definition dumb as hell. See, Claire.

Also:
> ;_;

"Some random fucks." I tell her.

She just stares at us, fear and lack of understanding in her eyes. She moves to push herself up further, but screams, falling flat on her back again, holding the ribs where she'd been hit by the acid.

She rolls in pain for a few seconds, her screams jabbing into my ears, I cover them and look at Claire, who's shouting something at me.

"What?" I say, uncovering them.

"Do you think you can heal her like you did with me?" She asks, clearly perturbed by the screaming. She grabs at my hand and nods towards the girl below.

>Try and heal her
>Nah let's take her to the doctor
>She'll be fine, let's go

>>34874923
Fuck off Hero boy

>>34875021
>>Nah let's take her to the doctor

>>34874726
>those traits
>bad
Shit taste reaching beyond all shit tastes
>>34874706
>>34874756

>>34875021
>Nah let's take her to the doctor

>>34875021
>Nah let's take her to the doctor
We don't have clue whats happening so ya the docs it is

>>34875021
>Try and heal her

>>34875021
>Ask if she mean diddling her.

>>34875021
>Nah let's take her to the doctor
I think it was your power, not ours.

>>34875021
>nah let's take her to the doctor

>>34875021
Let just call 911. I'm sure they have special ambulances for people like her.

>>34875021
>>Try and heal her
>Try and heal her

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>>34875021
>Try and heal her

Why not? Claire just gave us the go. So hand hod the fuck out of the pink haired autist.

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>>34874923
Dude, we're high school students. Concerned faceless citizens are practically us.

>we will never be the Endboss to everything here
>actual desire for endboss status
no

>>34875021
Try and heal.

>>34875073
>"claire, for shame! I am not some 10 cent slut who just holds hands with anyone in the street"

>>34875021
Try and heal

>>34875021
>Call an ambulence

>>34875021
>Try and heal her

definitive chance to test to see if we got powers.

>>34875021
>take her to the doctor
What if it doesn't work? We'd be sexually harrassing a fucking protag. Not good.

>>34875021
>Nah let's take her to the doctor
There got to be a healer supporting char for this shit

>>34875021
>Try and heal her

Fuck it.

>>34875186
We'd be holding her hands. How the fuck is that sexual harassment?

>>34875186
>denying our waifu's desire to see us holding another women's hands

huh

>>34875021
hold the shit out of her hand

>>34875021
>Nah let's take her to the doctor

>>34875215
Dis nigga don't know about dat hand holding. I told you nigga's about dat. Ya gosta take responsibility,

>>34875021
>healing

haven't been here since the first one, have we discovered that we're the one with the super power to give out temporary super powers yet?

>>34875021
>Try and heal her
Maybe not by holding hands with a stranger, but by comforting her and helping to soothe her pain.
>Get her to the doctor.

>>34875215
Romance manga rules are in effect mate

>>34875295
No.

>>34875021
>Try and heal her

>>34874706
IT WAS CLARE'S IDEA

>Heals

>>34874706
>>34875021
Crap shes a madoka Magical girl isnt she?
This is bad fucking news
Get her to a doc and never get involve again

>>34875345
>as her tiny cat thing reforms out of her bow
It's not a Coobie cat. We're not completely screwed.

>>34875345
Hey, if we have sex with her, all that grief can just be used up killing sperm, so basically it's a win-win

>>34875345
Is... the cat Kyubi? BAIL BAIL NOW RUN RUN AWAY OH GOD

>>34875388
Fuck off Harem fag.

There a quest for that.

>>34875021
>Try and heal her
Ugh. Just do it.

>>34875295
>be so background bent that we literally walk around and give free superpowers out.

>>34875021
>Nah let's take her to the doctor
>NotOurProblem.jpg

>>34875345
Not sure if we are at that period yet. Faggot Sheen hasn't been disposed of for being such a shit at his literal "one fucking job" so I think we are currently still in a "safe" spot so to speak.

>>34875447
>leave someone dying on the street
>not our problem
>implying this won't lead us quickly down the badguy route.
>especially since our current love interest now has superpowers.

>>34874706

the cat thing stares at us with it's cold unblinking eye
>>34875379
>>34875393
Always check the pet man
Only way to know
And that thing is to business man
Not a good sign
Dump at docs and pray it dosent look at claire

I stoop next to her, grabbing onto her flailing wrist, I hold her still, her screaming making it hard to concentrate on whatever the fuck I'm trying to do.

"It's not working!" I tell Claire.

"Shit!" She exclaims, bending down, "Wait try this." She reaches her own hand out to me, grabbing Pinky's free hand.

I focus on the warm feeling of Claire's grip, letting go of the screaming girl, I stare into Claires' eyes.

The screaming fades, it worked? I stare downwards, as the girl looks befuddled, sitting up as she grasps at her ribs, "I- I- huh?"

Claire takes her time letting go of her hand, standing up with me. "You ok?" She asks.

The pink girl pulls herself up, the cat thing climbing onto her shoulders as she does so. "I-thank you. Whatever you did, I feel fine." She bows to each of us, more 'thank yous' pouring from her mouth.

>What do

>>34875493
Go home

>>34875493
"Congratulations", Then leave. We have better stuff to do.

>>34875493
Go home

>>34875493
Go home

>>34875493
oh shit, we have healing powers officially.
god damn it we arn't a normal anymore, fuck.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
GOD DAMN IT!

>>34875528
This. We have some serious boning to catch up on.

>>34875493
Tell her we didn't do anything. Leave.

>>34875545
is that it though?

>>34875493
"See ya later. Try to remember not to get hurt next time."
Phone home that we're bringing Claire again.
Go home with Claire.

>>34875493
>You can thank us by buying a soda next time we meet.
>Go home.

It only works when we're together?

Ye gads, it all makes sense.

SEKIHA LOVE LOVE TENKIYOKEN when?

>>34875545
Yea now we are the medic supporting char
Just got to avoid joining the main cast

>>34875569
fine chuckles
Were still a waifu for a super though, so even then thats not normal.

>>34875545
Calm your pussy anon

>>34875515
>>34875528
>>34875531
>>34875540
>>34875555
>>34875573
Come on, guys. Aren't we going to Claire's place so we can workout and get /fit/?
What about our gains?

>>34875566
this

>>34875545
Pretty sure Claire and us are meant to be a pair. We help her actually receive the powers, she's the one who actually uses them.

>>34875545
Mate those are Clare's powers, it didn't work with us touching her.

>>34875573
This.

>>34875493
Well, glad your better. Later

>>34875493
Clare has powers activated by love/care etc. She probably could have done it on her own.

>>34875493
go home
>>34875545
didn't work til claire grabbed her

we're more like a battery I suspect. claire has the powers, but she can't use em unless we "recharge" her. Whether it works with anyone else, has yet to be discovered. It's also pretty obvious that we don't actually grant power, since pink didn't gain anything from contact with us. unless it's an emotional connection shtick, which would explain why Claire didn't have power until we diddled her

still not normal, but hardly superpowered

>>34875611
Nah it's just affection. She never noticed her powers due to shit home life. Once she realizes this she'll leave us.

Prepare your feels.

>>34875636
Clare didn't touch the mahou though. It traveled through us, or our special power is to act as a battery and conduit for Claire's powers.

We are the shrine maiden.

>>34875697
We're the feelings at the moment. My guess is she does that with anyone who actually cares about her.

>>34875719
Or we could be two halves of an ancient soul that was split in half, with one carrying the keys and the other carrying the power.

In short, this was inconclusive to the nature of our powers. Thanks, chucklebutt.

>>34875719
>My guess is she does that with anyone who actually cares about her.
So...no one other than us currently. Sounds like a tragic backstory to me...which makes her even more a MC, eh?

>>34875697
>She reaches her own hand out to me, grabbing Pinky's free hand.

Probably the latter. Unless
>>34875667 is right. Though we're still way too close to Claire to get NTR'd.

>>34875697
>Clare didn't touch the mahou though
Maybe you need to take some remedial reading comprehension classes?
>>34875493
>She reaches her own hand out to me, grabbing Pinky's free hand.
>I focus on the warm feeling of Claire's grip, letting go of the screaming girl
Claire grabbed the girl's hand, while we let go of Pinky's hand that we were already gripping.

Giant robo Eva style Hero
Super hero
Demon hunter hero
and magical girl hero
And all the buildings have armor plating
This is not a good verse

>>34874726
Fuck you and your spoilers.
I'm taking that route right now and I've been doing my best to figure out what was wrong with her.

>>34875697
>She reaches her own hand out to me, grabbing Pinky's free hand.
*cough*

>>34875877
Ought to go to bed then.
>>34875911
>*cough*
Stop that.

>>34875911
>*cough*
*unsheathes katana*

>>34875902

So at what point do we come into contact with alien invaders or a Sentai hero group?

>>34875937
>>34875957

mah bad brah-seph.
won't happen again.
brah

"Uhhh yeah, geegee with the battle, try not to get hurt next time. Laters." I quickly tug Claire away, as Pinky yells another thanks at our back, scratching the cat thing behind the ears.

I text mum, telling her Claire's staying over again tonight, my response is riveting. "." Whatever that means.

As I go to unlock the door, Claire grabs my wrist, "So are we ever gonna tell your parents about us?"

>Lol no
>Sure might as well let them know
>I was thinking more of telling them about the fact you're a mutant or something

>>34875966
Isnt alien invaders a staple for Giant robo, Superhero and magical girl?
But yeah there must be a sentai group around

>>34876000
Kenji?

>>34875907
Not actually a spoiler. Game doesn't even actually explain why though people assume it's some kind of minor mental problem. Or she just decided to enroll without having an actual disability, which can be done.
No Misha route though.
M-muh Misha ;-;

>>34876013
>Sure might as well let them know
Half of them must know what with all the noise we make

>>34876013
>sure might as well let them know

>>34876013
>>Sure might as well let them know
In the most blunt way possible. Just to piss off our mom.

>>34876013
>Sure might as well let them know

>What'sTheWorseThatCanHappen.jpg

>>34876013
"Depends, how am I going to tell the story of us getting together?"
"I mean, I could go on about diddling you in a library and you saving me from a giant monster, but honestly, from the way my mother doesn't like you already and the rest of my family are assholes, I don't think that's a good idea."
"You ever going to tell your parent about us?"

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>>34876013
>>Sure might as well let them know

Let them know we're an item? Mom should at least be shaken a bit from her catatonia. Don't know about Dad, though--he might not just give any fucks about it.

>tfw we will never gain the approval of our father about anything

>>34876013
>Sure might as well let them know

>>34876013
>Sure might as well let them know
Ha! Like we care what they think, /rebelrebel

>>34876013
>Sure might as well let them know

>>34875966
Right after we meet a man that does 100 Push-ups, 100 Sit-ups, 100 Squats, and runs 10km every day.

>>34876084
Seconding that

>>34876084
Second

>>34876013
>Lol no

Fuck them. They never care about me or you. Once we graduated, we leave and never see them again.

>>34876013
I'm hoping for an awkward conversation about what 'us' actually is

>>34876013
>Sure might as well let them know
"See, mom? Not gay."

>>34876084
>"You ever going to tell your parent about us?"

Mehta in the actual fuck anon no

>>34876084
This.

Let not tell them.

>>34876161
What?

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>>34876102

>>34876102
>not being bros with saitama
>not letting him basically kick everybodys ass without trying and avoiding danger shenanigans by simply not trying to do hero bullshit.

>>34876013
>Sure might as well let them know
>>34876158
More like we told her already. Night of the party we straight up said, "meet my boyfriend!"

>>34876085
Mom faints at the revelation that no, we're not gay.
Dad turns to the next page in acknowledgement but nothing else.
Bro calls us out as being affiliated with the disgusting 3DPD enemy.
Sis is probs jelly we got a girl before her.

>>34876084
This.

>>34876196
Is sis a lesbian?

>>34876196

Our sister's a lesbian?

>>34876013
>Lol no

>>34876233
Mom kept bitching about it so...

>>34876194
Remember how king got his position?

>>34876233
>>34876250
>>34876260
Bisexual probably

>>34876043
I know right?
Shizune's fine though.
I guess...

>>34876262
Yeah. He really tore open the House of Evolution with the King Engine.

>>34876304
Oh you forgot that every thing saitama kills gets attributed to someone else?
So we would me declared a hero in seconds?

>>34876271
And Claire's bisexual....

You see where I'm going with this?

>>34876383
Yes, I was already thinking of it.

>>34876383
Keep her away from the waifu.

>>34876383
1. no, just no.
2. she's outright stated to be lesbian, go read the threads again
3. it's heavily implied, if not also outright stated, that we can't stand each other

>>34876383

If you're asking for a threesome involving apparently-now-girlfriend Claire and our sister, I'd have to decline.

"Sure might as well. Should probably leave out the part about us fucking in the library. And the locker room. And that night I said we were studying." I tell her, twisting the key.

Everyone's already sitting around the table, as mum asks Mike how many jobs he applied for today, getting a derisive snort in response.

Grabbing a plate of the mediocre curry, we sit at the table. No one even acknowledges our entrance. Claire holds my hand under the table, squeezing gently.

I clear my throat, "Oh yeah, guys, uhhh, me and Claire are going out now."

A brief silence, "Y-you're not gay?" Mum literally falls out of her seat in joy. I look across at Dad, who gives the barest nod of his head, which I can barely catch over the top of the paper.

Mike mumbles something about 3DPD and 'THE FEMINISTS' so I tell him to go change his shitjug, while Erika just scowls, tossing a bread roll at me, before crossing her arms, wherein I fling a spoon at her face.

Claire just smiles, squeezing my hand harder.

Mum eventually recovers, telling everyone she's going to lie down, without another word. Dad just keeps thumbing through the for sale section.

We stack our plates in the sink, as a fork sails over my head from my sister.

A happy Speltin dinner.

>What do?

>>34876423
She's just mad we won't give her the D.

I hope we can manage to stay away from incestual relationships.

>>34876423
>1. no, just no.
Yes, oh yes.

>2. she's outright stated to be lesbian, go read the threads again
So was Claire.

>3. it's heavily implied, if not also outright stated, that we can't stand each other
Lust is a curious thing.

>>34876442
She wanted Clare.

>>34876438
Go to bedroom

>>34876438
Thank your mother for the dinner then go upstairs and have loud, sweaty sex.

>>34876438
>return hand squeeze. Enjoy Foods. This is the best dinner ever.

>>34876438
>What do?
Subtly ask our dad whether he prefered our mother on the pill or with a condom

>>34876438
>"You're just jealous cause I stole the only other lesbian in this god-forsaken dump."

>>34876438
Go to the bedroom

>>34876438
Bring Claire to our bedroom.
Have her help us with some basic exercises.
Gotta get swole.

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>>34876438

Hang out with Claire in our room, maybe play some vidya or watch a movie? Y'know--benign, innocent romance shit.

>>34876438
>Knife Fight with Sis