Sitri - Apparently she got invited to the Land of Devouring light and was given quite a few favors. There are various scandals that she is the mistress of Shax, and the savvy satyxis did little to disabuse these rumors. It's not true, though. They're just super good friends! Sitri acts as a personal messenger of Shax. Though she doesn't deliver news to people, she delivers stories to the goblin, always eager to hear something new and interesting from the clever bard.

That Metal Elemental - Still wondering what the hell is going on outside.

Tree Guys - Establish their own community on an island turtle. Light elementals spawn from this isle regularly. They're reportedly favored by Shax who has referred to them in dreams to priests as 'pretty rad guys, you guys'

Yselathe in general - They got one turtle. It is an ancient scarred animal that is constantly covered in conflict. Apparently, it is also the source of all shoujo love interests.

Rachel, the blacksmith - Leveraged that she smiths for an actual immortal god to boost sales. Bought out her competitor, Rebecca. Married her. Apparently made savage lesbian love to the girl every night in Shax's castle. Everyone pretended that their lovey-dovey relationship didn't make them uncomfortable. But it did.

Kurohana, the demon swordswoman - Eventually forgave Sitri for deceiving her. Traveled the land in order to increase her skills, and wound up marrying an actual Satyr. Had three kids who all died in sword fights.

Chief Fouldrinker - Got his stone lizard body. Apparently swims around the ocean visiting random communities, and helps construct devious traps. Got a reputation as the 'dungeon lizard'.

Allonces' Stupid Brother - Shows up at the monster community looking for his sister. She tells him that he's too late to marry Shax cause she's an actual goddess. He asks her why he'd ever marry you, and instead helps found the elven community in the new civilization.

>>34867262
S-since when was Allonces so,,,voluptuous?

>>34867370

Since she gave birth to an entire elven subspecies via her fucktrillion Dark Elven butlers.

>>34867370
Getting tons of dosh from being a totally famous and intimidating pirate and then having thirty butlers to wait on you hand and foot probably helps.

Might want to link on twitter, Chief.

>>34867262
Allonces a big-hipped slut
Those hips man
Geez
Those hips

>>34867448
Those are some lucky Dark Elves.

Apparently /tg/ has /a/'s temporary thread archiving now, so the proper archive should have everything. We good.

>>34867299
I think this fits Sitri better than if she would have "won."

She's the type that comes and gos and seems more likely to be that person you invite when you want to try out a threesome than a person who gets married.

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>>34867299
>Rachel, the blacksmith - Leveraged that she smiths for an actual immortal god to boost sales. Bought out her competitor, Rebecca. Married her. Apparently made savage lesbian love to the girl every night in Shax's castle. Everyone pretended that their lovey-dovey relationship didn't make them uncomfortable. But it did.

>>34867262
She ditched the Oversized Spear?

>>34867448
Approaching Wakfu levels... I like it.

>>34867506
She found a better use for it than fighting

So Chief, if you do another quest, will it be based on this quest's world?
Because being a pirate on the high seas, raiding underwater civilizations and island turtles sounds awesome.

>>34867509
Hips are like 60% the reason I like Wakfu.

And Elins.

>>34867370
She tested the limits of her abilities granted by that one god so much that eventually eating too much made all the fat go to her breasts and and thighs.

>>34867299
> Yselathe in general
What happened to those darkness guys that gave us the map to the light altars?

>>34867535
I'd love to do this setting, but honestly - as long as the quest is just as fun and the MC is just as amazingly ridiculous I don't mind what Chief does; I'll be there.

>>34867568
Prepare for harem quest.

>>34867554
Oh yeah, she did get a blessing from that one elf god.

Come to think of it, wasn't that a fertility god? That'd likely do it right there.

The Dinosaur! Mr. Lizzie Scales - For some reason, devotees of Shax ended up getting the ability to summon a crab armed t-rex mount, though there are very few documents that ever reference Shax using it.

Shining Victory, the Gold Fish - Became a supereme light elemental. It swam through the ocean, spreading it's guiding light to any greedy adventurer who got lost, like its master had so many times. So many freaking times. Anyone who wants to loot in the wide open sea could always find their way home from this guy, always ready to cheer people up when they started to get down.

That Fucking Clown - Disappeared when Shax ascended. Got killed by Sinclaire years later for unknown reasons.

The Faerie you Saved? - Eventually established an unseelie court in Shax's domain. There were reportedly lots of dullahans to be found. Priests of Shax were reported to say that 'dullahans are pretty sweet'.

Allonces' Mom - Continued to be the hottest woman on the planet. Eventually had a lot more kids, all as insufferable as Allonces. Leader of the death cult to this day.

Allonces' Dad - Died shortly before the floods began. Reportedly said the 'future was too bright' or something like that, with a smile on his lips.

BLAISE - Became the God of Devotion. Established and protects the frozen lands of man, great glaciers where people moved to when they grew tired of the turtles. Icy bears, owl bears, and shadow beasts roam these lands. Apparently everyone has excellent manners, though.

It is one of the most hotly contested debates among priests as to wether or not Shax is Blaise's lover. There are entire conflicts born of this, often referred to as shitstorms. As far as this chronicler is concerned, he'd think it'd be super cute.

>You want a canon statement though, don't you? They're bound together for eternity as twin deities. Shax never married, and neither did Blaise. As far as they are concerned, they're partners. Romantic or not, is up to you.

>>34867506
Clearly it's used as the mast of her ship so she can penetrate other ships on the high seas

>>34867614
HOW MANY KIDS DID ALLONCES HAVE?

SHAX - Became a super sweet goddess who gets all the loot. Likes turtles, lizards, and gold. Has lots of jewelry. May have saved the lives of everyone on the planet. Has lots of friends she hangs out with and takes life pretty easy. Occasionally tries to make all the other gods build fortresses so she can raid them. No one ever does, though.

ANYWAY

That's the quest!

I hope you guys enjoyed it.

I'll see you around maybe later sometime?

>>34867614
>The Dinosaur! Mr. Lizzie Scales - For some reason, devotees of Shax ended up getting the ability to summon a crab armed t-rex mount, though there are very few documents that ever reference Shax using it.
I am glad you did not forget Lizzie.

>That Fucking Clown - Disappeared when Shax ascended. Got killed by Sinclaire years later for unknown reasons.
Thank fuck.

>It is one of the most hotly contested debates among priests as to wether or not Shax is Blaise's lover. There are entire conflicts born of this, often referred to as shitstorms. As far as this chronicler is concerned, he'd think it'd be super cute.
D'awwww

Thanks for the quest Chief! It was a ton of fun!

>>34867614
Lets fandom decide: Its clearly lewd.

>>34867614
>Allonces' Dad - Died shortly before the floods began. Reportedly said the 'future was too bright' or something like that, with a smile on his lips.
Aww, elf dad finally came around to the Shax side. Hope his spirit ascended to our plane

>>34867655
Thanks for running Chief
It was a great ride

>>34867655
When is later? Please keep writing! I love this quest so much and wish to see more from you! Thanksssss!

>>34867614
Blaise is clearly subservient to us though, right? Representing devotion and all, she'd do everything to please us, I imagine.

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>>34867614
>The Dinosaur and Goldfish are even in there

Best epilogue

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>>34867655
Best quest ever?

Best quest ever.

>>34867655
>I hope you guys enjoyed it.
Certainly did!

>I'll see you around maybe later sometime?
Hope so!

Do you lurk /qtg/ or plan to keep checking your ask.fm?

If I were to post Shax fanart someday I want to know where to shoot it.

>>34867655
>SHAX - Became a super sweet goddess who gets all the loot. Likes turtles, lizards, and gold. Has lots of jewelry. May have saved the lives of everyone on the planet. Has lots of friends she hangs out with and takes life pretty easy. Occasionally tries to make all the other gods build fortresses so she can raid them. No one ever does, though.
The End
shit I made myself cry

I only barely managed to catch up in the end Chief, but it was fun. If you ever come back I'll definitely be around from the beginning this time

>>34867702
That's too lewd to get a canon mention, anon.

>>34867614
>That Fucking Clown
WHO WAS HE/SHE/IT?

>>34867614
>'dullahans are pretty sweet'
Damn right they are.

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>>34867655
I love you, Chief. I love this quest.

I'll never forget how much fun I had here!

>>34867731
Oh? Whatever could you be implying?

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>>34867614
>Shining Victory, the Gold Fish - Became a supereme light elemental. It swam through the ocean, spreading it's guiding light to any greedy adventurer who got lost, like its master had so many times. So many freaking times. Anyone who wants to loot in the wide open sea could always find their way home from this guy, always ready to cheer people up when they started to get down.

Aww man, best quest is finished :(
Time for newgame+?

>>34867754
>subservient
>devotion
>everything to please
I'm on to you, comrade.

>>34867765
>you are SHAX, a young goblin in a little fishing village who earns for HIGH ADVENTURE and LOOT
>wat do?

>>34867655
>I'll see you around maybe later sometime?
I'll keep checking your twitter account.

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>>34867655
I've been here since thread one. I still remember eagerly awaiting for the first thread after you threw up the pitch in QTG.

OWQ best quest. Chief best QM. Shax best girl.

Thank you so much for the fun threads.

>>34867655

YOU FORGOT THE SEA MOM.

AND THE AUNT.

AND THAT ONE LOLICON DROW GUARD WHO WARNED US WHEN WE WENT TO RECRUIT FROG-BROS!

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS INJUSTICE

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>>34867614
>You want a canon statement though, don't you? They're bound together for eternity as twin deities. Shax never married, and neither did Blaise. As far as they are concerned, they're partners.
>They're bound together for eternity as twin deities
>twins
yes.
Yes.
YES.
TWINS THEY WERE.

>>34867814
THIS

>>34867815
Twincest is wincest.

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>>34867815
They're "twins" in the same way these two are "twins."

>>34867785
Are maids not supposed to be all of those things?

>>34867655
Chief, from start to finish this was joyful, wondrous and so incredibly fun! Thank you.

>>34867877
Oh they are. But you can't show that in a Christian quest.

>>34867614
>>34867655


Lewdocity Is guaranteed.

After all, Shax wants to raid things, and Blaise is duty-bound to build fortresses for her to raid, and Blaise is ALSO Duty-bound to point out that she, as a NOBLE WOMAN! Is loot.

>>34867655
Well alright then

It's been a hell of a ride. This has been the best quest on /tg/ for a while now.

When will we see you again, Chief?

>>34867814
Did he even mention Sweater Drow?

>>34867815

Some body write some Blaise/Shax lewds, dammit.

Also, I'm kinda sorry we offed that girl with the spiked club. She coulda been interesting.

>>34867950

No one cares about Sweater McThighs.

>>34867921

Shax "raids" Blaise so fucking hard all the time, it makes ALL THE OTHER GODS feel inadequate.

>>34867950
Maybe she already died, fuck if I kept track of that.

>>34867976
I care about thighs

They were good thighs

>>34867951
We never even ended up using the Tetsubo either.

There is one plot hole that bothers me thoughWhat ever happened to Blaise's mark of destiny/The Stars that showed up during oversized confrontations? Did it fade after she became Shax's maid and that's why it didn't show up in the final battle?

This has always been such a fun quest. Thanks for running it, Chief.

>>34867976
Sea mom would never feel inadequate!

>>34868017
It didn't show up because we were underground, silly, you can't see stars from there.

>>34868017
At that point Blaise and Shax had kind of entwined their souls together through their rings. They were sharing a soul so they shared a star.

>>34868017

Her Star of Destiny faded after she accomplished her Destiny, which was to be our Maid.

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>>34868046
>entwined their souls together

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>Shax will never be able to leglock Blaise because she's missing a leg

>>34868119

She got a replacement leg. Made from crystal.

So there.

So what is Shax the goddess of?

>>34868147
I take this as implicit confirmation that leglocking has taken place. Lewds confirmed for canon.

>>34868147
is it encrusted with turtle shell and has tiny light goldfish swimming around inside? cause now it does

>>34868028
She just hums to herself and pretends she can't hear anything.

But she knows.

She knows.

>>34868147
>"Shax please, you're too heavy I can'-"*CRASH*

>>34868147

Indirect Confession.

Lewdness has been confirmed.

>>34868157
Light, Avarice, Turtles, Raiding, Loot, Adventure.

Being greedy god means you could get whatever domain you feel like.

>>34868157
Murderhobo laser turtles.

>>34868212
Add being a boss to that and we have a deal

>>34868147
Can you answer >>34867814

>>34867976
Hey those were my favorite pair of sentient thighs in this quest!

>>34868157
Being the Boss!

>>34868189
Sound travels around four times faster through water, you know. Sea Mom'll know before anybody else.

>>34867814
And thighs mcgee.

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>>34868260

>>34867814
>>34868236

Sure

Sea Mother - All her plans came true and she lived happily ever after like Charlie in the Chocolate Factory complete with Gene Wilder being all nice to her in the elevator at the end.

Auntie - Grumbled she never got a more Shaxes. Always compared new kids to Shax. Several generations of goblins had inferiority complexes because of her. She died happy, cackling at some idiot.

Loli Drow Guard - Ended up marrying an elf vampire who got turned when she was young. They live in a mansion with each other, happy for eternity.

>>34868147
Leglocking is canon

>>34868260
>>34868189
>>34868028


Sea Mom has tentacles.

Blaise also has Tentacles.

Shax might have Light Tentacles.

Sea Mom is connected to Shax via Mortal Blade and Ring.

Sea Mom is Connected to Blaise through Shax and Ring.

Blaise is connected to Shax through Ring, MAID!, DESTINY, and Lewd

Obviously, Sea Mom joins in sometimes.

And then the Universe was tentacles.

>>34868304
Thighs?

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>>34868304
>Loli Drow Guard - Ended up marrying an elf vampire who got turned when she was young. They live in a mansion with each other, happy for eternity.
Best possible end.

>>34868328
I thought thighs died along with dragon lady.

>>34868323
Eww, sea mom obviously is dating sky dad you dumby!

>>34868323
>and then anon died of the lewd disease

>>34868359

Cause of Death: Too much Lewd.

>>34868304
what ever happened to that Bird guy we reincarnated?
and who was that clown dude?

Give it to me straight, Chief.

Did you have any idea this quest would end in godhood when you started it?

>>34868304
Thank you for the wild ride, Chief.

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>>34868323

>>34868344
... but... thighs...

>>34868555
There will always be more thighs, anon.

>>34867262
>allonces got fat

I will hunt you down Chief.

>>34868742
BIG
FAT
SLUTTY
ELF
THIGHS

>>34867615
You know the mast is the vertical bit holding all the sails, right?
Were you meaning to say the bowsprit?

>>34868807
probably.

Maybe the NG+ should be about Allonces' daughter.

>>34868806
Yes. It is disgusting.

>>34868806
Super. Mother. Fucking. Good

>>34868832
>You are Allonces' Daughter
>She's too busy being a self-indulgent bitch to give you a name
>What do you do:
>Bitch (About What)
>Whine (About What)
>Act like a vapid whore

Just kidding Allonces was actually not terrible in the end. I mean, being a pirate lord is respectable.

>>34868893
Yeah, and being a bratty young pirate would be a pretty good quest MC.

I'm going to be honest with you guys, because I feel you deserve it, even though you won't like what I had to say
I don't like this ending all that much. In fact, I believe the quest was more fun when we were still a Goblin raiding villages, and I think Shax would have been happier leading raids with his personal entourage for a few years before settlig down and establishing a small community. I think we were all too caught up in the promise of godhood to really consider Shax's happiness and her life as a whole, I don't think she was ready for it
Now I'm not blaming anyone, and you did a lovely job QM'ing this Chief, but I felt this was something I had to say.

>>34868832
Oversized Thighs Quest?

CHIEF WAIT

Did he mention what happened to that one dark elf that was assigned to teach shax raiding at the start?

I don't remember his name so I can't tell if he did
I want to know what happens

>>34868915
a bratty pirate elf who becomes an adventurer-priest of Shax

>>34869065
Also, thighs lady that was the go between for shax and the dragon

>>34869065
That was Beyto.

>>34869065
That was Beyto. He got his thing earlier. He narrowly avoided getting shanked to death by Allonces' mom, quit the army and opened up a tavern.

Even odds on his being responsible for one of the "a lot more kids" mentioned in Allonces' Mom's bit.

>>34869139
>>34869098
Beyto! right

>>34869007
I honestly think toppling a god just cause she wanted to keep her soul is a very logical progression of Shax's character, but I get where you're coming from. Even though I suspect you're just not a fan of these kind of epic adventure endings and such.


Shax seems completely happy.

>>34869186
I admit that it was colored by my bias and tastes, and maybe it is a natural progression of her character, but if so then I think it happened way too soon. The early leveling felt nice and smooth, and then at the end we just snowballed into a god.
I suppose it's because of the quest format and Chief's plans/boredom though. And besides, it's a comedy quest after all.
I'm not sure what my feelings on generic epic adventure endings are, sorry.
I will reiterate that I srill enjoyed the quest, it's just that I enjoyed the earlier parts more.

>>34869325
That's understandable but while I think you may have a bit of a point with the power progression, the whole looking out for Shax's happiness and not being ready is just nonsense, man.

If it's just your bias then admit it. 4chan likes to talk about how it hates people who like what you don't like but mostly it's because people take offense to how people try to present their preferences in ways like that.

Besides, readiness was never a thing with Shax. She got thrown into situations she never could prepare for and thrived, then did crazy impossible on impulse with no regards for the consequences. That's who she is.

>>34869413
Shax is pretty much PC-incarnate, isn't she?

>>34869413
>>if it's your bias then admit it
I, did?
>I admit that it was colored by my bias and tastes
I'm pretty sure I stated that this was my feelings and opinion which I felt I needed to share, not an objective analysis which should be printed in gold-lace hardcovers.

>>34869544
I was saying the part where you went on about looking out for Shax was kind of unnecessary.

>>34869576
Sure it was, but it was still a part of what I felt, and that's why I included it. My whole post was unnecessary, after all.

>>34869637
True. it just sorta sounded like a passive-aggressive attempt to guilt trip people that disagreed with you; is all. Something a dumb argument is started over.

Technically it's the only reason I responded.

>>34869637
>>34869723
When are you two gonna stop making pedantry laden passes at each other and get to fucking? Because seriously.

>>34869793
Never, anon.
It'll never be canon.

>>34869723
What would guilt tripping people even accomplish at this point? I don't think even the most skilled manipulator could do a lot to this quest.
But I suppose I see what you mean, and can't eliminate the possibility that I had subconsciously intended that. Regardless, I hope that it has been cleared up now.
>>34869793
Oh darn it, I've neen found out! Oh well, nothing to it, let's get down to business other anon.

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>>34869974
Alright. Nothing for it, I guess.

>>34870002
room 133, the password is biased puffy vulva
See you soon!

>>34870158
On my way!

I can't stop picturing Shax pestering the other gods about the fortress thing. Or for a bunch of other things.

She's like the little sister of the pantheon.

I wonder what the other gods think of what has happened

>>34870272
>pantheon has gained adorable twincestuous imoutos
I think I just found religion. It appears to have been in my pants.

>>34870386
I kind of get the impression she's simultaneously pissed off, baffled, and delighted a majority of them.

She changed a whole lot of things about the world and did something every other god was too fucking afraid to do.

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>>34870386
'Yooooo what the fuck'
'How did that even happen I haven't been paying attention'
'Why is there an ocean where my worshippers used to live'
'The Hungerer is dead, long live The Hungerer oh wait'

I haven't read this quest before. What did I miss?

>>34871759
Well, all of it.

>>34871759
It's over

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It's been a wild time. But Fouldrinker's Wild Ride is finally over. Thanks for the laughs, the tears, the frustation, and the lewds. May all of ya'alls your days be filled with the childlike wonder of Shax's, your friends as true as her Boyz, and you and your companion stay true as the new god pf Devotion.

Here's hoping for one last low-roll.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>34872018
Good job doofus.

Favorite Quest is end.
Waiting for Chief's Smut Quest with Thighs and Thickness.

>>34867262
Mmmm, Milf Allonces.

>>34869063
Not just those thighs, those lips. Those lips. Those wonderful of lips.

>>34873796
Anon here has some good taste

>>34867655
>Occasionally tries to make all the other gods build fortresses so she can raid them. No one ever does, though.
Wow. What a bunch of dicks, the lot of them.

Anyways, I love you Chief. Thanks for all the fun times.

This is to all the weepers and the disbelievers, the hanger-ons and the rejectors. The Quest is done, and the characters you loved and people you supported are gone. And though they'll be mention of them in other threads where the rapport we players used to share flares up agin, this quest is dead. But that doesn't matter. What matters was that you were a part of this, and that you stuck with it to the end. This Quest wouldn't have been able to succeed if it were just Fouldrinker by his lonesome, no matter how stubborn, cheerful, and determined he is. So hold your head high, and don't let this epilogue get you down. They will be other quests, and they will be depending on YOU to make them as funny, epic, and satisfying as this one was. Go! March on, you lurkers and you contributors and you creators! You patient, funny, intelligent Anons, you clever, witty, trolling Anons, you imaginative, skillful Anons! You are what makes this board great! And though we may have stumbled, I'd never say I had to play alongside a truly bad player in this Quest. Good Night, and Good Thread.

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>>34867795
that is gif is so cute, got sauce on it?

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>>34867262

Thank you.

>>34877680
copy and pastaed

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>>34867711

Oh cutegoblin :3c

>>34878371
Ah my goddess. Think it might be season 2.

I've been lurking and reading this for a while, often in the archive. It was a real blast. Entertaining writing, really gave Shax a voice and personality all her own. One of my favorite quests I've read.