As we can see, the Tyranids seem to be very intelligent, sans their Abloobloobloooooooo!!!!

Fuck it man, it needs some kind of smart ass and competent alliance, but this whole galaxy is soo stuck up, that they stuck their heads down their arse, then it vcame up their mouth, and buried itself again into it's ass.

I give up.

At least I can hang out with these cute chicks from omega 5 and can believe the delusion that everything's gonna be okay.

Sanity out!

Question!

What if - now bear with me, this may sound crazy - what if we DIDN'T immediately scrap every piece of alien tech? Especially the ones that we don't understand?

>>34866206
Have we considered asking the ordo malleus to borrow some of their warp storm projectors/bombs. Launching those at an incoming hive fleet will rob it of most of its biomass before it even makes planetfall.

Of course we need a detachment of guards for each unit, preferably battle sisters or the 666th.

>>34866304
Oh right, before I totally go out:

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!111

YEAH SURE, and people here aren't gloryhogs but really concerned for the Imperium and the citizens.

Okay, but for real now:

I am out, wake me up when you'Re not retarded anymore.

>>34866304
Heresy, someone shoot that guy.

>>34866304
Don't say that, the radicals will start shouting about xeno corruption being worse than daemons. I think there's like 1 xeno race that would actually bother to "corrupt" humans to a different belief. And that's the TAU. An empire that maybe 3% of the imperium even are located close to.

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>>34866206
I, TOO, HAVE A QUESTION!

WHEN DO WE START PEEING INTO THE BUTTS OF ELDAR?

I FEEL I NEED TO SMITE THEM.

WITH MY PENIS.

>>34866206
Alright you all ate gonna think I am crazy, but some of my contacts have encountered a Human-Eldar halfbreed that can control the Tyranids.

Maybe we should reconsider my interbreeding program to produce halfbreed soldiers?

>>34866747
Why don't we just shoot all the radicals?

>>34867117
because you're the pus, they need to erase.
Radically.

>>34866206
Yes, I was thinking, what if we tried pitting one of the ruinous powers against the swarm?
Minions of the lord of decay might do well enough, being concerned with the destruction of flesh. We should probably set up the servants of the prince of pleasure to assist and then betray the rotten cultists once they complete their mission. Then while the two are infighting, we come in and exterminatus the lot of them.

>>34867208
.... but my interbreeding program.

>>34867208
Right, then we'll have CHAOS Tyranids to deal with, what a brilliant idea!

Someone shoot this idiot.

>>34867263
... so will you support my idea?

excuse me, Inquisitors, but what if we try to create an anti-tyranid alliance with the more negotiable xenos?

We could tell the Tau that destroying the hive fleets is for the greater good, and trick them into thinking that we will join them if they are totally annihilated.

The Ordo Malleus supposedly works with the Eldar to fight Chaos, and the fact that they are all psykers means that the shadow in the warp is painful to them, so they shouldn't be too hard to persuade.

Finally, we could convince the Orks that fighting the Tyranids will be the most entertaining fight possible.

>>34867387
Then we backstab and slaughter them, right?
Sounds like a wonderful plan.

>>34867383
For the thousandth time, Reh'alder, no, your perverse and depraved xenophilic urges are not the solution to every problem in the galaxy.

>>34867383
Somehow Half-Eldars sound a lot worse than Chaos Tyranids.

>>34867433
... s-shut up... I already have 3 minor craftworlds on board to send volunteers (... and 10 kabals...). All I need is permission! Think of it! Adorable halfbreeds slaughtering the enemies of the Emperor!

>>34867450
How so? My outlined plan makes sure we keep tabs on the volunteers and halfbreeds!

>>34867550
Oh, yes, dealing with the Dark Eldar also, are we? That's it, gimme your rosette.

>>34867117
Because then you're the radical. Just not the radical Puritan. Also have fun being servitored/flagranted

>>34867663
But what if we just shoot everyone?

What the hell am I doing here? And why are there so many inquisitors here?

>>34867631
Officailly we don't recognize the differences in the Eldar sub-races. And I AM authorized to deal with them. Eldar are my specialty and I have never overstepped my bounds. That is why I have been asking permission to carry out my plans and not simply doing it.

>>34867752
shh just sit back and lisssten

>>34867786
If you say so I guess

>>34867730
Then everyone shoots back.

How bout you go shoot the tyranids

>>34867776
Officially, yes, but I'm an Inquisitor-Theoretical.

Tell the victims of a thousand exterminated worlds how much of an "ally" the perfidious Eldar are.

>>34867776
What do you mean officially? My friends at the local deathwatch watch station have entire libraries of data regarding the 2 subspecies. And that's just combat analysis, who knows what cultural gleanings we could get by going through some of the other scrolls.

That is if one of you hasn't spilt the emprahs holy coffee on important battle plans again...

>>34867416
Still sounds like heresy. How bout we kill these xenos last, and start with the nids

I believe, a considerable army of demon hosts might solve our problem. I might actually have one... or twenty... at my disposal.

We'll, looks like I am going to being dealing with Ordo Xenos inquisitors. This shall prove to be an interesting evening

>>34867842
(Your just mad that Farseer turned you down...)

I have used my contacts to help Imperial forces deal with xeno threats Eldar or whatever. You Cannot claim I am not doing my job. I got a Biel-tan farseer to DEFEND a Forge world!

>>34867965
Did somebody say demons?

>>34867990
No, now go before I get one in here to feed on your warp energy.

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My fellow inquisitors! I come interupting your meetings with news of a far greater threat than your petty xeno squabbling.

There exist Xanthite inquisitors among our ranks, ones who believe in heretical methods offensive to our God-Emperor. We must deal with them first before moving onto outside threats.

What say you all?

What if we. Now hear me out!! What if we just let the Ultramarines increase their chapter size and make them only fight bugs.

>>34868024
You openly use demons and people call ME the radical...

>>34868024
Bring it on, I got "friends" in high places

>>34868058
>Ultrasmurfs violating the Codex

>>34868043
We should find and eliminate the threat immediately. I might have the perfect something for that.
>>34868065
You can't prove anything.
>>34868067
You might actually prove useful.

>>34868105
You have THREE deamonettes behind you!

>>34868058
You fool, The ultramarines would never increase their numbers past their ordained limit, if we are to create an over strength chapter to battle the Tyranids, i suggest the black templars. perhaps the Salamanders could be convinced their aptitude with flamers could prove useful...

>>34868131
These aren't daemonettes... those are my uh secretaries!

>>34868105
When I says friends in high places, I do mean high places. As in the highest beings of the warp high places

>>34868131
I see no daemons, i see, uh, maidens from the planet hornia?

>>34868159
(Can you provide a contact for me?)

>>34868175
Which one?

>>34868067
>>34868105
Quit yet squabbling, we have more important things to worry about.

Why the hell did we kick kryptman out, he had some good ideas on this issue?

>>34868151
I have fought against She Who Thirsts forces many times. Those are deamonettes! You even tried to give me a few last week.

>>34868214
Please don't mention her

*cough*

Hmmm... things aren't exactly as they should be in here, but i cant place my finger on what it would be...

>>34868241
Gee, I wonder what I could be?

>>34867416
The way I saw it, based on the amount of time necessary, by the time we eliminate the Tyranid swarms, we'll have enough trust in each other that we won't need to fight each other, and can keep the alliance permanently.

perhaps after we have destroyed the hive fleets, the alliance can be used to destroy chaos.

>>34868268
... why did you say that now they will never agree...

Welp, i see nothing wrong here. Carry on fellow inquisitorial brethren.

I'm off to route out lords who have obviously been corrupted.

>>34868326
You have fun with that

>>34868314
say what? I'm just being optimistic.

>>34868453
Oh, sure you are. You are also playing right into Tzeentchs plans

>>34868496
NOT ANYMORE FOUL CREATURE!

>>34868453
... I have been trying to broker peace for awhile. Everyone treats me like a dangerous radical because I have an occasional fling- I mean meeting with Eldar.

>>34868532
I was wondering when you would show up. How you been Big E?

>>34868564
Pretty good, had a good nap for a thousand years. Right now just waking to get back to busi- HEY WAIT, BE GONE FOUL DAEMON! YOUR WHISPERS HAVE NO POWER HERE

>>34868532
So my Emperor, about my plan...

>>34867042
*BLAM*

Never

>>34867984
Yes, I can. Consorting with the xenos is heresy.

>>34867113
You mean the rainbow haired furred hybrid we distected earlier? If so, no

>>34868608
Wait, I was talking to you last week! Who are you and what have you done with the God-Emperor of Mankind?

>>34868619
Oh, um hey... you... i uh remembered i left the...uh... astronomicon on back in the palace.

gotta go!

>>34867260
Dead

>>34868619
Woah, I have seen Emps nope so much since that sex tape of him and Slaanesh popped up on the warp

>>34867550
DEAD,

>>34868681
> Left the astronomicon on
Isn't that how it's meant to be...

DAMNIT INQUISITOR, YOU SCARED OFF THE EMPRAH!

>>34868651
It is my JOB to work with them! I provide 8.27% of ALL the intel we get on the Eldar for the entire Galaxy! I have never wavered in my duty.

>>34868743
I know, it hilarious, right?

>>34868663
No I meant the child of Farseer Taldeer and some rogue assassin.

>>34868803that sounds older familiar... Oh wait I know now where I heard about that. Big E and Slaanesh were arguing about who gets her soul

>>34868743
What did I say!?!

>>34868861
You mentioned your plan

>>34868858
Who won...

>>34868803
But you know that is a genetic anomaly. By definition, she shouldn't be alive

>>34868895
Pretty sure Big E did, though I shan't go into detail about what he had to do to win.

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>>34868043
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We Xanthites are willing to do anything to protect the Imperium of Man.

We fear not Death, for what is death, compared to standing in the glorious light of His Throne?

We fear not Damnation, for what is one mans soul compared to the untold Billions that serve Him?

We do not fear persecution from our Brothers in arms, for what is exile and torture compared to Victory in His Name?

A lifetime in shadows, fighting the Ultimate battle of Mankind's Survival. Life on the run, forever moving onward to the next battle. Blood and Tears we spill, Body and Mind we sacrifice, yes indeed, our very Souls we corrupt, all in the Name of the Holy Throne. All ending in an unmarked grave on some forsaken world. And You call Us Heretics?

In Nominate Imperator, we will succed!

>>34868754
Look, you just need to read "Monodominance" by the esteemed Lord Inquisitor Goldo. It'll explain everything.

I'd really like to think this thread is what Inquisitional Conclaves are actually like.

>>34868927
Would you like to make a deal?

>>34868907
Which is why my research lead my to beleive it can be done! We just need the right volunteers. Both Human and Eldar. We CAN do this.

>>34868942
link?

>>34868709
How do we move a million plus worlds...

>>34868964
Would you like some help to speed up the process?

Hey guys can you wrap it up here?

The Emprah's Day Festival planning committee booked this room in 5 minutes.

Oooh oooh ahh ahh!
*creates palm-held lascannon out of desk lamp and autoquill*
eeh eeh!

>>34869053
I make it a habit to avoid random voices and the warp in general.

>>34868995
It's in the archive.
>>34868927
The wages of Chaos are damnation and destruction! I move we have this witch boiled in holy oil!

Also, Sebastian is a man's name.

>>34869101
Quiet down, you.

>>34869103
Smart man. The last inquisitor I met in the warp became a demon prince of Malal. I had nothing to do with that, I was just there for it of course

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>>34869145
*disintegrates technological marvel and sulks*
ooh ooh....

>>34869145
Your not one of my volunteers...

>>34869180
Fire? Oh, I am so scared, you know, being a thing that does not have its own physical form!

>>34869145
What is THAT ?!

>>34869202
*offers banana*

>>34869245
Nothing you need to worry about, I'm sure

>>34868743
So, for those of you who aren't psychically inclined, I have just felt the Astronomicon turn off.

Well, on the bright side, at least the 'Nids aren't heading towards Holy Terra anymore.

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>>34869285
>>34869145
*eats banana, throws skin at strange pointy-eared mean person*

>>34869202
Gea's tits, stop looking at me like that.
You just don't want to draw too much attention to yourself.
>>34869210
I have no idea what you are talking about.
>>34869245
I am Inquisitor Deasún's acolyte. My name is, er, Hugh Mann. As you can tell from my shambling apelike demeanor, I am a cors- er, pirate that he dealt w- uh, captured.

>>34869053
OH GOD THE SCREAMING, HES SCRAPING AT THE DOOOO... Oh shit man, is that you? Long time no see.

>>34869318
Hey, an Eldar. This is going to be interesting

>>34868950
I'll direct you to my subordinate Magos Velkman, he'll be most interested in making a "deal" with you...

>>34869112
My name is Sebastian Lorn, and I am most assuredly am not a woman, nor a witch. The woman you see in the Vox Pic is my mistress and mentor, Thalia, Mistress of the Eraktus System.

Now, I will gladly accept Damnation and Destruction, if that means the same happens to the enemies of Man

Thought of the Day: He sees not effort nor intention, but Victory

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>>34869318
Hugh Mann? Now there's a name I can trust.
Here;s the codes to arm the cyclonic torpedoes, take them to the weapons room won't you? chop chop.

>>34869342
Hey man been a while. I'm sorry but where have we met before?
>>34869360
Been a while since someone was actually stupid enough to take me up on that offer

>>34869344
A what now? I assure you, I am as much a mon-ke... that is, a human, as anyone here!
>>34869363
Why thank you, Lord Inquisitor, I shall definitely go do human things like... breeding... and murdering innocent exodites with this.
>>34869317
(By Eldanesh, why did the Old Ones have to create these things?)

>>34869318
You are an Eldar... from Yme-Loc maybe? Anyway I am Lord Inquisitor Reh'alder XII.

>>34869422
Good work soldier.

Now, gentlemen, where shall we send wave after wave of men next? I hear Abaddon's 13th Black Crusade is a real meat grinder. Do Chaos Space Marines have a kill limit?

>>34869380
Don't you remember that party in eye, during the launch of the 32 black crusade? We smoked warp stone of Cultist tits

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It appears you Inquisitors have had too much time to think. You should be more like me - a Lord General of the God-Emperor's Astra Militarium. Your little ideas conflict with one another, and are irrelevant. Give me a thousand Leman Russ vanquishers, and I shall show the Tyrannid swarm the power of the Imperium!

>>34869360
The only damnation and destruction you will bring upon your head will be that of whole worlds! Chaos cannot be mastered by a sane man!

Thought for the Pious: All Daemons are Falsehood. They are lies given the shape of creatures by the fell power of Chaos.

Most venerable inquisitors, I have arrived with the obligatory meeting-time snacks.

Sadly the Imperial-11 was out of Amasec and sweetmeats, so I got us this cheese platter instead.

>>34869476
You must be thinking of a different voice, because I don't remember that.

>>34869422
> innocent exodites

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

man how did you become an inquisitor, you could have become on the imperiums best comedians.

Can you make up a good one about smashing those stone thingies Eldar seem to like?

>>34869477
General, dance for my amusement before I have you hanged, drawn, and quartered.

SO DEN 'UMIES

I 'ER DERS A BIG FIGHT GOIN' ON, AND WE WANTS IN.

NO LOOTZ TO BE 'AD FROM 'NIDS THO', SO YOU JUS' GIV' ME SOME GUNZ AND GUBBINZ UP FRONT RIOGHT AND I'Z SMASH 'EM FOR YA.

Uh, hey guys. Sorry to interrupt. But I've got the emprah's day festival planning committee waiting outside. They did book this room, as written here. So can i let them know you will be wrapping it up or what?

>>34869509
I'm afraid Inquisitor that I cannot bow to your request. I feel my Laspistol shall be of sufficient backing in this regard.

>>34869508
You do realize that if it wasn't for those stones, Slaanesh would just be eating their souls ever time they died right. Aw but what do I know, I'm just a random voice of the warp, so please continue doing that

>>34869517
They have loot, just bring us Nid heads and we will pay you for certain amounts. Interested?

>>34869445
No, from Il-Kai- waaaait a minute.
>>34869475
Yes, so I am told. Make sure to sent lots and lots of meat sh-, that is, Guardsmen!
>>34869508
...No. No, I cannot.

>>34869477
Fuck, that's an underalotment of resources. You can have that and 5 baneblade battalions, with navy support. I'm sure cadia has enough people watching it right now to not need them.

Ok then. I'll just let them know you guys are going to be a few more minutes...

>suddenly the intercom, and every inquisitor's vox caster start to project the same voice.

Even fighting alongside the xenos will not be enough to ensure the destruction of the devourer. you need the help of the legions of chaos to obtain certain victory.

Don't bother trying to trace this signal, I payed my Alpha Legion and heretek contacts the top price to have your communications bugged securely.

But where was I? oh yes I can all but promise assistance from the XV Legion for a small price. Let's say, the total extermination of the Space Wolves?

>>34869583
I'Z BEEN WORKIN' FOR TRICKSY 'UMIES BEFORE, I'Z SMASH 'EM, BUT YOU PAY ME GUBBINZ OR I'Z COME BACK AND SMASH YOU

>>34869628
Obviously a thousand son

>>34869517
Inquisitor Green-Skin please control yourself! There's no need to shout.

Perhaps some cheese would cheer you up?

>>34869628
BOG OFF SPIKY BOYZ, I'Z GOT THIS

>>34869551
I will get you those tanks if you can help me "negotiate" with some Dark Eldar kabal that took some of my volunteers. Interested?

>>34869650
DOES 'CHEESE' HAVE PLENTY OF DAKKA? I'Z GET ME MEK TO 'AVE A LOOK AT IT

>>34869503
Sweet, cheese! You're promoted, Stormtrooper.
>>34869551
I outrank you and your pretty little laspistol, "Lord General". Now unless you want to be bumped down to latrine duty using your tongue, I would suggest you take that pathetic piece of hardware out of my face and dance.

>>34869627
Why are you still here?

>>34869611
A thousand Vanquishers is all I need. Ensure that the crews served with me on Vraks, and that they are properly fed before battle. The Emperor Protects.
>>34869662
I see through your ruse, Xenos swine. A warrior from Krieg does not back down!

>>34869744
Or does He?

>>34869761
A thousand times no!

>>34869604
I have 16 volunteers from there! You know Ancanea? She joined my project. Nice girl.

>>34869628
Someone get our maleus friends, someone is trying to start shit again.
>>34869517
We can provide large amounts of gear of all kinds, from titans to lasguns. If you're so inclined, I know phil keeps all kinds of ork tech in his bunker if you need it requisitioned.

>>34869744
Again, General, why are you trying to order around men who answer only to the Emperor? You are not my equal.

>>34869713
>>34869744

WHY YOU BOYZ 'AVIN A ROW WHEN DERZ SCUTTLY BOYZ TO SMASH. GET ME GUNZ AND GUBBINZ AND WE CAN DO SOME PROPA FIGHTIN'

>>34869706
Cheese is made from the milk of bovine-like animals. So if by 'dakka' you mean 'healthy vitamins and nutrients' then yes, yes it does.

>>34869713
>>34869662
Thank you sirs, all in a days work.

>>34869790
Inquisitor we all answer to the God-Emperor, however a soldier who has seen combat is far superior to a man who sits behind the lines. Have you seen combat, Inquisitor? I was on Vraks, and the Stagler's have a history of unbridled ferocity.

>>34869788
I GOTZ PLENTY OF ORK STUFF I NICKED OFF UVA ORKZ ALREADY. I WANT SOME PROPA DAKKA LIKE SOME OF THOSE BLUE BOYZ GUNZ.

GET ME SUM OF DAT AND I'Z SORT YER NID PROBLEM OUT REAL GOOD

>>34869777
Are you sure?

>>34869795
Stormtrooper, I could use men like yours in my group. Tell your squad they are now in the employ of the ordo xenos. Leave your gear with your regiment, we have far better equipment for you here.

(Haha, now I have people who can deliver my cake, all the way from terra to the segmentum obscurus)

>>34869782
I have not been... home... in quite some time. Perhaps you have heard of Raelis' Razorhawks. That was me.

And if you will, ask Ancanea if she can return the necklace I gave her.

(And shut up about me being an Eldar)

>>34869791
Begone, Ork, I have no time for you uncouth scum.
>>34869865
Naturally - yes.

>>34869839
My work "behind the lines", as you say, Stagler, has saved entire sectors while you were fighting your petty wars. Do not get an ego above your station, it is not good for your health.

>>34869878
Seeing as how my squadron was already seconded to the Inquisition for a while, that will be no problem.

But we'll be keeping our equipment, it's served us well.

>>34869954
>>34869839
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the meeting-room!

>>34869901
Do you know what lengths he has gone through just to protect to puny guardsmen, well one guardsman and one guardswoman

>>34869983
How do you feel about becoming a "Tempestor", or whatever they call it?

>>34869901
HAHA, PUNY LITTLE 'UMIE RECKONZ HEZ GONNA SMASH THE NIDZ ALL ON 'IS OWN, HAHAHAHA

>>34869993
I would have no regrets over accepting such a promotion, sir. It's not like my job exactly gets less dangerous by taking it.

>>34869954
Vraks was a petty war, Inquisitor?
I beg to differ.

Though it seems you are as stupid as your title sounds. How appropriate.
>>34869983
He is an idiot of the highest order and must be put in his place. A fighting soldier is inherently superior to rear-echelon troop - which this so-called Inquisitor barely, even then, qualifies for.
>>34870013
Silence, Ork! A thousand Krieg Vanquishers is enough to destroy an Ork Empire! Get out of my sight!

>>34869858
Please ask some of your small green orderlies to fill out the requisition papers and you'll get all the supplies you'll ever need. Thrones are no problem for the inquisition.

>>34870102
Sounds like someone hit a nerve

>>34870097
Excellent, you start today. In my retinue. I'll be needing an elite team for exfiltration and pillaging missions.

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>>34870102
LOOK 'OW PUNY YER 'UMIE GEAR IS COMPARED TO MINE, HAHAHAHA

>>34870102
Without "rear echelon troops" such as myself, the entire surrounding sector of Vraks would have been lost to Chaos and darkness.

Do not presume to understand the importance of an Inquisitor's actions. 90% of the job of the Inquisition is research.

>>34869990
daemon pls go

>>34870148
I called him first, how do you think we'll survive without protection for our cake deliveries?

>>34870237
How about, no

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>>34870111

OI, GROTZ, DO DA 'UMIE WOTZ-ITZ SO WE CAN GET DA GUBBINZ.

I SAW ONE OF DEEZ OUT BACK, I WANTZ ONE.

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>>34870181
Disgusting Ork. A single Vanquisher can conquer the universe!
>>34870213
Commissar Lord Jurten was responsible for intelligence and recon on Vraks, and made a very good job of it. You appear to be the one attempting to seize a position quite above your station. A very dangerous game, Inquisitor.

>>34870148
It'd be an honor, of course. Cheese? The platter's still quite full.

>>34870102
Regardless of intellectual limitations, we cannot all be on the front, Lord-General. I respect your position as a leader of men, but I don't think arguing with an inquisitor of rank will end well.

Would anyone care for some cheese? If the platter is not to the Ordo's liking, I could acquire something else.

>>34870250
Use a couple veterans, they're cheaper.

>>34870280
I would not mind some cheese. Is there Boursin?

>>34870275
Astounding that you- um, that is my fellow primates allow this kind of cheek.

Hey guys, its me again.

Just letting you know the emprah's day planning committee decided to use a different room. Luckily nobody showed up for the Eversor Assassin Survivors support group so that one ended early.

So you have the room for longer.

>>34870280
It is your duty to be at the front. A wise man once said that the gap between the fighting forces and the supporting forces should be significantly smaller. I quite agree with that statement. The Inquisitor, however, seems to think that supporting forces can win wars single handed - a rather unjust and peculiar assumption.

>>34869788
is saving the galaxy from those extra-galactic swarms considered shit now?

Through my deal, you gain the help of the most brilliant minds in the galaxy, and the possibility of receiving further aid from additional legions. And all you have to do is destroy Fenris, and officially admit that the VI are the kin-slaying traitors that they are.

>>34869900
Hello fellow inquisitor, I'm trying to document craft worlds and meetings with the tau to figure out what the taus plan is. Don't suppose you have any information on that front, you seem to have experience with these Eldar.

That is some great disguise work by the way. A little bit of makeup and I would mistake you for an Eldar.

>>34870275
I am losing my patience with you, General. Silence your nattering before I have you neuro-scourged and every regiment under your command decimated.

Do you know what Inquisitor Clemen Sauw said about war? He said it was too important to be left to the generals.

A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords at dawn.
>>34870280
Don't mind if I do.

>>34870353
Just be quite, no one cares about you anyway

>>34870250
I'm sure you could induct other troopers, Lord. May I suggest the Cadian 8th? They have quite a reputation to live up to.

>>34870307
Let me see... Ah, yes there is!

>>34870329
I think the Inquisition takes priority over planning for festivities. Also 'Eversor Assassin Survivors support group'? That sounds like a honeypot operation to me.

>>34870346
While I agree with the comment as well, arguing with the inquisitor is a very unwise idea. They have a way of making people... Disappear.

>>34870353
IT WASN'T ALL WAYS THAT WAY. PERHAPS WE COULD SIMPLY...REMOVE SOME OF THE LEADERS AND TROOPS?

SPECIFICALLY THE WOLF RIDERS AND KHORNE DAEMON AXE USERS

>>34870329
Speaking of which guys, were we going to do a float in the parade? I haven't heard back from them on that.

>>34870418
Thank you very much young, easily corruptible storm trooper

>>34870355
He is Eldar. And why would't you ask me? I am an expert on the Eldar and even have a mistress- I mean important contact on Biel-tan.

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>>34866206
Dark Heresy Supplement - Genestealer Cults.pdf

>>34870406
Heresy! You are a heretic! Calling for the decimation of Krieg regiments which have never once been so much suspected of heretical taint!

This man is a heretic! You are all my witnesses!
You won't hear the last of this, Inquisitor!

*stalks out of room angrily*

>>34870355
Well, I have had few personal dealings with the Tau, but I have heard tell of what their wicked plan may be.

Of course, you would not want to focus on the Eldar, they aren't the real threat.

And thank you. My skills in... disguise... have served me well.

Fucking hell.

>>34870329
> Eversor Assassin Survivors support group

Who puts funding towards groups like this? Like anyone who's ever survived is going to come fow.... Wow, there's like 1 person. Can someone get the commissar to this guys house, I think he needs to be dead.
>>34870346
> space between the front and the back should be smaller.

I'm not sure if you're aware of how many guard forces have been lost to the last man when someone pushed all their men within a 200m square area and got destroyed by artillery.

I like you though, you've got fighting spirit.

>>34870485
You're welcome Mysterious Voice Coming from the Void Between Worlds.
Wait. Something about that seems off.

And I am pleased to announce that the Amasec is here. Sadly I will have to see ID for all of you, as I'm not allowed to serve it to minors.

>>34870599
Oh come on, I am older than everyone here. I have existed since before humanity came into existence, and you ask for MY I.D.! You clearly are stupider than I thought you were

>>34870599
Friendly reminder that rejuvenant makes you look a lot younger than you are. Some people thought my ID from M39 was false.

>>34870500
Serving under an impertinent wretch such as yourself may have tainted them.

(Note to self, have that man killed tragically by ork snipers.)

Gentlemen I have a question if you might.

Why haven't we tried exterminatus on a hive fleet. Literally flining cyclonic torpedoes at it.

If that fails, I suggest we try to ram a spacehulk into a Hive Fleet.

And then we blow it.

>>34870494
You really should be gelded.

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>>34870599
CHILD

DO I LOOK UNDER 18?

NOW POUR IT INTO THE ALLOTTED HATCH.

IT BETTER BE 150% ALCOHOL

>>34870599
Son, I am four hundred and seventy-six. Do I appear underage?

>>34870649
Yes, yes, I've heard it all before. Now either give me your card, or take a hike.

>>34870683
I'm sorry sir, this is simply procedure. Blame the regulations, not me.

>>34870711
If I may speak on a matter (somewhat) above my pay-grade: The problem is that will disperse the hivefleet, instead of simply destroying it, leading to its continued existence. As for a spacehulk, those have a tendency to be unreliable solutions at best. Or full of Genestealers, either/or.

>>34870494
Well? Answer me. Necklace, or no?

>>34870725
Why is that? I know you subscribe to Craftworld Illustrated. As well to a few other things. *smiles at you*

>>34870768
Ahem, would you like to know what happens to puny mortals when I should invade their heads for more than three seconds?

>>34870768
But wouldn't the Tyranids lose unity. Thousands of disparate fragments are easier to handle than a full on Hive fleet if I remember well from my years on Typhon

>>34870785
She gave it to her... partner in my experiment... well one of them anyway...

>>34870736
To be fair, you don't look like anything more than a large metal walking coffin with some arms and legs stuck on. That said, very well.

And... Sure, of course it's 150% alcohol. The only kind they make around here.

>>34870764
Touche, Lord. I'll let you have at the drinks then.

Guys, new idea.

Why don't we abduct a shit tonne of kids (we're inquisitors, who'se going to stop us?) and have them done with the same procedures as space marines, just not attached to a chapter.

Boom! Retinues of space marines.

>>34870768
This is what I get for taking gene therapy to look like a little girl
*searches power armour pockets for rossete*

>>34870736
Congrats on your promotion my friend!

>>34870813
You cretinous heretical blackguard, I shall have you flayed for your outrageous accusations!
>>34870850
Good lad.

>>34870855
the astartes may not like that...

>>34870830
A HIVE SWARM IS LIKE A ASTEROID. IF YOU DESTROY IT, IT SPLINTERS, CREATING HUNDREDS OF TINIER ASTEROIDS THAT SPREAD OUT IN HUNDREDS OF DIRECTIONS. THIS IS GOOD WHEN PROTECTING A SINGLE PLANET.

A SECTOR? NOT SO MUCH

>>34870821
Now sir, you may be able to invade my head, but that won't get the drinks to appear any sooner.

>>34870830
I believe in terms of a cost-benefit analysis the following logic is employed: Thousands of fragments may become impossible to track, but a single threat is both easier to track, and easier to predict.

The Imperial response seems to be to just smash the threat all at once and let the rest handle itself.

>>34870855
... I'm somewhat disturbed by that comment, sir, but I will refrain from saying anything.

>>34870895
All in a day's work, sir, all in a day's work.

>>34870840
...I see.

That belonged to my late mother, of whom not even a trace was found. Not... even a stone...

Where was it this breeding experiment was being held again?

>>34870895
Relax... have a drink.

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>>34870877
YES, IT IS NICE BEING AWAY FROM ALL THOSE WOLF FUCKERS FOR A WHILE. I WAS AFRAID NEXT TIME I WOKE UP, I WOULD BE IN A GIANT WOLF ROBOT OR SOME NONSENSE

>>34870909
A lot of people don't like what I do. I removed a planet from the imperial tithe just so we could have a planet myself and several other inquisitors could constantly recruit from without having to worry about it not having enough people to give out. To me, my suggestion is an improvement on the plan.

>>34870980
Now that would be hilarious

>>34870850
AHHH...NOT QUITE AS GOID AS THE OLD ALE OF FENRIS, BUT TIS FINE YOUNGLINH

>>34870909
I CAN VERIFY THIS, GENE SEED IS LIKE A MANS CHILD. YOU DON'T KIDNAP THEM.

>>34870855
Sigh. You mean the Red Hunters, JC?
>>34870972
Loose lips can be dangerous, "brother".

>>34870967
> sir
Check your privilege, trooper.

>>34870968
Oh! Is that an heirloom? I will see if I can get it for you. As for where... I have 319 different research stations in the nearby sectors alone, why?

>>34866206
WE SHOOT THEM WITH THE SHOOTAHS!

>>34871043
The one she is in, if you don't mind.

I'd like to... chat... with her.

DICKS

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Greeting Lords.

We have news from Mars, thanks to your mandate, we have been able to reverse engineer the fragmented weapons and systems of the Necron machine called "World Engine".

Thanks to a newly recovered STC fragment and this technology, we are currently constructing our own blessed engine, one we have nicknamed "Death Star". With it, we will have firepower unmatched ever before since the Golden Days of the Omnissiah

We will let you know shortly of the advance of this endeavor.

>>34871028
No no. The red hunters are an actual chapter.
What I mean is we create space marines maybe 5-10 at a time, and simply use them as retinue, like a standard acolyte in power armour, but An astartes. No chapter affiliation, just the tech needed in creating space marines.

I have some friends in the gene stock vaults, which chapter gene seed should we use for this?

>>34871023
Oh by the way I found an old ship that your chapter will want back. It's name is "the Fursonna". I told my men not to board it. I knew the Wolves would be displeased.

>>34871126
NO! NO! BAD MAGOS!

>>34871032
It's a gender-neutral form of address in the case of military superiors, inquisitor, think nothing of it. But I will do so at my earliest convenience.

>>34871023
You're more than welcome, of course. I would direct all appreciation to the brewers in question.

>>34871126
That strikes me as a bad idea, Lord Magos. Care for some refreshments?

>>34871126
Wonderful! Send me the reports and I will see if we can help you out!

>>34871129
Ultramarines, obviously, but count me out of this.

>>34871126
Remember not to drop the experimental power core this time. Do you remember how long it took it figure out what happened to the previous subsector you tested this in.

>>34869047
We'll need to take the webway from the eldar fucks hiding it

>>34871126
SOUNDS INTERESTING. KEEP ME POSTED

>>34871003
I LEFT AS SOON AS WHAT I SAE HAPPENED TO MY DRINKING BUDDY MURDERFANG AND THE OTHER DREADNOUGHTS. WOLF HEADS? REALLY?

>>34871138
DESTROY IT.

DESTROY IT NOW.

>>34871058
I LIKE THIS PLAN!

So, which chaos god do you inquisitors hate the most?

>>34871167
INDEED. WHO ARE THEY SO THAT I MAY THANK THEM?

>>34871167
Apologies trooper, I get a bit tetchy without my alcohol. Here is my rosette and my old info card.

>>34871234
B-but it is a holy relic of your chapter! We have reason to believe it was Leman Russ's personal ship for Legion bonding and recruitment rituals...

>>34871290
Don't get him started

>>34871234
Aside: Lord Bjorn, we have received your request for, and I quote, " Four tech-bitches" to assist in the holy rites required to maintain your armor. We have already transferred the personnel along with the artifact implant we have recovered on the world of Fallius III.

I think you will be pleased with this new implant, yet I have no idea why one such magnificient being of the Omnissiah's glory would require the return of his, and I quote "Dong".

>>34871118
I am afraid she made request to keep her location secret. If you are interested in the program I have brochures...

>>34871277
Ah, it all appears to be in order, here you are, Lord. I'm sure you'll be... Invigorated by it.

>>34871260
Braston and Sons, "Finest Amasec makers in the Imperium". I'm sure they'll be glad to hear it is to your liking.

>>34870451
Bullshit. the wolves attacked Prospero 10,000 years ago.

Are there any further objections to my no chapter space marines project? I think this could be quite a benefit to us inquisitors, having standard acolytes as astartes.

My mago biologis mates are on hand and ready. We just need the kids. We can take them from that world that was recently raided by the dark Eldar, it's not like those grieving mothers need their children now that their husbands have been stolen.

That's what the bean counters tell me anyway.

>>34871397
Right, let me talk to some... friends. I'll get back to you.

Well this is odd. Usually Nurgle would have shown up by now. Guess he must being treating Isha to a fancy dinner or something

>>34871290
IT CONTAINS LEMAN RUSSES
/PERSONAL/ DATA BANK, A ENTIRE DATABASE OF DATA FROM THE DARK AGE OF TECHNOLOGY TO NOW. THE WOLVES FOUND IT MILLENNIA AGO, BUT THANKFULLY, I THREW BACK TO THE WARP. IT WILL ONLY INCREDIBLY WORSEN THE SITUATION

I REITERATE
DESTROY IT

>>34871362
MY ARMOR IS A ANCIENT PIECE OF INTERACATE INCREDIBLY ADVANCED SOFTWARE. I AM THE PERFECT COMBINATION OF FLESH AND METAL. DO NOT QUESTION MY NEEDS.


>>34871405
*Rips off a gold metal* SEND THIS TO THEM. I DO NOT NEED IT.

>>34871413
YES, I AM AWARE OF THAT. I WAS THERE

>>34871568
Goddamnit tzeench, we know you come to every one of these meetings, you don't have to hide it.

Or are you just a greater daemon of tzeench? Theoretically a chaos god probably wouldn't waste their time giving their full attention to a meeting like this. But they would assign a lackey to it.

>>34871663
I am not aligned with the big four if you must know, I am just a random voice in the warp, who happens to be stuck in a guardswoman's head because Tzeentch thinks it is funny

>>34871659
B-but the knowledge from a primarchs personal database could yield so many lost technologies...

>>34871563
Also, what did you think of Isha and Nurgle's wedding? I found that it was quite entertaining

>>34871786
I don't know who posted the servo skull video feed for that on the warpnet, but the Gray knights came and stole everyone's recordings of it. Do you have recordings of it malal? I thought it was quite entertaining when all those captured Eldar delegates exploded in a shower of pus.

>>34871876
Are you implying that I'm Malal. Because I am not. In fact don't mention him at all. Bad things happen when you his name to many times

>>34871659
You were there? how?
>>34871738
on the one hand, if you don't destroy it, you can show the imperium what filth the VI Legion really is. on the other hand, destroying it means the wolves will feel what it is like to lose something precious to them. tough call.

>>34871738
DE
STROY
IT

LESSER MEN HAVE DIED LOOKING AT ITS CONTENTS. I SWEAR THAT SHIP ONLY HOLDS NIGHTMARES OF THE WORST KIND.

I MEAN, IF THE STASIS TANKS FAILED, IMAGINE THE EMBARRASSMENT

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>>34871958
DO YOU NOT REALIZE WHO I AM?

>>34871979
Oh, so that where samus ended up.

Listen to the dreadnought, that ship needs purging.

>>34871958
You sure are dense for a marine who values knowledge above all else

>>34871659
Thank you, sir. I'm sure the brewers will be happy to hear of your approval.

Are there any other refreshments you would all like? I'm sure I could get some crackers or... Something sent up.

>>34871979
... is it like >>34871028
Secret stash of reading materials? Say no more.

... (I kinda want to see it now)

>>34872081
Ever had Fulgrim beer?

>>34872126
No, and I daresay trying any brew made by an arch-heretic would be decidedly unhealthy.

What's it like?

>>34872126
I remember that stuff! Ah, haven't had that stuff since before the Heresy... I mean I am totally not a perpetual... brochures anyone?

>>34872029

if it was Samus we'd already be dead

>>34872006
>>34872076

the security camera is in terrible black and white. I can tell by your voice and your silhouette that you are a dreadnought, but that's it.

>>34872126
If it was made pre heresy, have 10 kegs sent to my quarters.

I must be off fellow inquisitors. Continue solving the tyranid problem. Of not.

Excuse me, my lords, but I had an idea.

What if - and follow me here - we asked the Emperor for his advice?

>>34872204
Have you ride the latest edition?

>>34872259
I tried...

>>34872259

we did

he told us to stop bothering him

>>34872267
edition of what? The beer? Then no I don't drink stuff brewed by the enemies of man.

>>34872226
I can wait to see the look on your face when out finally figure out who he is

>>34872334
theirs no way a dreadnought can be maintained for that long. he can't be old enough to have been there.

>>34872006

when did you become an Inquisitor?

>>34872544
Oh it's possible

>>34872544
*starts laughing*

>>34872544
Figure it out yet?

>>34872605
>>34872607
not unless they were so important that....and talks of the king of rabies like he knew him personally...
...
...
...
You are lucky it was so expensive to have this place bugged, or else i would have this place blown in half

>>34872810
You know I am a being of pure warp, and that explosions have no effect on me right?

>>34872810
... are we gonna tell him?

>>34872868
I think he has figured it out by now

>>34872845
not you. idiot. the wolf.

>>34872029
HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW THA- NEVER MIND. YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO MEET HER, ESPECIALLY IF I RECALL THE LAST TIME I MET HER

>>34872081
ASTARTES SIZED PRETZELS AND ANOTHER TANK OF MEAD

>>34872214
THATS WHAT THE STASIS TANK IS FOR, ALONG WITH THE OTHERS..AND NO, ITS NOT JUST DATA. IT IS MUCH MUCH WORSE. SOOOOOO MUCH WORSE

>>34872226
>>34872544
I ALMOST HAD FORGOTTEN THAT AS ALTHOUGH THE WOLVES HAVE FALLEN, THE SONS HAVE FALLEN TWICE AS HARD.

PERHAPS YOU SHOULD COME MEET ME YOURSELF, FOR I DOUBT YOUR EXPLOSIONS WILL HURT ME
>>34872593
WHEN THOSE INQUSITORS CAME TO DESTROY THE WOLVES, ONE CRASHED NEAR MY CHAMBERS. WHEN I WENT TO INVESTIGATE, HE WAS HALF DEAD AND A TOUCH BRAIN DAMAGED, SO HE GAVE ME HIS TITLE AND KEYS TO HIS SHIP.
*A small panel pops out and reveals rossarie from a small cubby*

>>34872868
NO, HE MUST FIND OUT FOR HIMSELF

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THIS SESSION, PLEASE COME TO ORDER! We have a LOT of ground to cover and we've come to nothing approaching a consensus on even the first order of business - how do we respond to the Tyranid thread?

For the sake of expedience lets remove the obvious "no" solutions.

No, we are not going to ally with and/or have sex with the eldar.

No, we are not going to ally with and/or have sex with the tau.

No, we are not going to ally with and/or have sex with the orks

No, we are not going to ally with and/or have sex with chaos.

No, we are not going to ally with and/or have sex with the tyranids.

What we need to do is *clear* - we need to host another founding and establish one, if not several, new chapters of Space Marines devoted exsclusively to the eradication of the Tyranid threat. It has come to my attention that the Ultramarines - yes, I know some of you hate them - have a whole Companies worth of Tyranid War veterans. I believe that they, combined with our own Death Watch Veterans, will form a skilled basis for this new founding.

Secondly, we need to study in great detail the military efforts of the other races in opposing the Tyranids, namely both the Tau and the Orks, who have recently won victories against Fleet Tendrils in their respective sectors.

>>34872905
You do realize that I got all 4 chaos gods backing me up, don't you? I would advise against calling me an idiot, and would strongly advice against Callimachus the wolf

>>34872963

Samus is in stasis?

I could have sworn I'd seen her on a planet that later exploded

>>34872963
... About the ship... some girl in orange powerarmor was found floating in the void. she some how took control of a ship and is heading for the nids...

>>34873112
Well fuck

>>34872986
I LIKE YOUR IDEA. I COULD PROBABLY TALK THE FIRST GRAND COMPANY INTO HELPING YOU.

I ALSO HAVE SOME DEBTS WITH SOME OTHER LEGIONS I COULD PULL UP.

ALSO, YOU FORGOT TO INCLUDE NECRONS.

>>34873084
IT IS COMPLICATED. ITS LIKE DRAIGO OR THE SANGUINOR

>>34873112
WHAT? NO, THIS IS BAD. QUICK, BLOW IT UP. THE TYRANIDS MIGHT GET THE PRIMARCHS PERSONAL GENE-SEED AND DNA, THE FUCKER PISSED ON EVERYTHING AND CU-.......

DESTROY IT

>>34873112

huh guess I did see her

oh well aim her towards the nids

>>34873197

Yes, wise words Elder Bjorn.

No, we will not be allying with or having sex with the Necrons

>>34872986
My program is the future! However I think a new founding is a great idea.

>>34872986

sounds good

>>34873197

I pity the guy who has to write the paperwork

Well, I have to go now so bye

>>34873197
If only I had my halfbreed soldiers to hunt her down... ah well. See is long gone.

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>>34873275
>>34873230
>>34873197
I have three seconds, so if we could move forward on a vote: Establishment of another founding of Space Marines to go on a dedicated Crusade towards the end of eradicating and ending the Tyranid threat perminantly, all in favor depress the Aye rune upon your console.

AYE.

>>34872986
I may just be a Tempestor in the Militarum Tempestus, but I don't see any of that happening.

Helping the Xenos seems to be a bad idea in the long-run, particularly in regards to the Tau.

>>34873322

Hunting her is a good way to a planet

>>34873339
Aye

>>34873368

we're not heping we're finding out their tactics and seeing if we could use any of them

>>34873339

Aye

>>34872963
know this wolf. you shall pay for Prospero. Do not think you will go unpunished for destroying the homeworld of our legion and banishing us from our place at the Emperor's side while feigning loyalty.

>>34873368
I RECOMMEND WE PUT DOWN THE TAU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. THEY ARE DANGEROUSLY ACTIVE IN THE RESEARCH FIELD AND HAVE THE CHANCE TO CONVERT CAPTURED TROOPS. THERE IS CONFIRMED REPORTS OF A CONVERTED INQUISTOR AMONG THEIR RANKS AND EVEN RUMORS OF CONVERTED SPACE MARINES.

>>34873376
>>34873322
DO NOT WORRY. I WAS ENTRUSTED WITH THE BACK UP PLAN INCASE OF SUCH EVENTS.
*Slight beeping sounds*
THERE. THE IMAGE I HAVE SENT TO HER HELMET SHOULD HAVE CONFIRMED HER MENTAL PROGRAMMING. SHE SHOULD BE SCREAMING SOMETHING ABOUT A CHILD OR KID OR SOMETHING.

>>34873468
YOU REALIZE YOUR PRIMARCH MADE DEALS WITH THE GOD TZNEETCH BEFORE HAND, CORRECT?

I PITY YOU THOUSAND SON. YOUR FATE WAS SEALED THE MOMENT YOU FOUND YOUR PRIMARCH.

>>34873490

by the emperor

does anyone else hear a woman screaming about a child

am heading to my ship

emperor be with you

>>34873413
>>34873381
>>34873339
All Opposed!? Too fucking bad we're carrying the motion anyway cry about it ya little bitches.

WHATS THE NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS?

>>34873556
HOW SHALL WE DEAL WITH THE TAU?

>>34873556
My funding for my program?

>>34873634
WHAT IS IT THIS TIME? AND IT BETTER NOT BE ASTARTES BREEDING. I DO NOT WISH FOR CHILDREN.

>>34873545


hmm the planet isn't gone yet

I guess I was wrong


>>34873556


Wenches and Ale?

>>34873490
My experience with the Tau is that they tend to be far too smart for their own good. A las-bolt between the eyes is the only things those degenerate xenos deserve.

>>34873413
It sure sounds as though we're helping them, sir. Still, I will defer to your superior judgement.

Whats ub a dub dub Biaaaatches.
Just developed a anti ork fungal spray and Anti tyranid virus

Whaaaats up with you guys?

>>34873625
Shoot them, I assume.

Seriously, the only reason they aren't all dead is we're busy with more important shit.

Lets uh... Send them a custom tailored plague and use human sleeper agents 'converted to the greater good' to spread it.

We should probably get the Officio Assasinorium and the Mechanicus on that

>>34873678
No the Eldar one... I am not a sicko...

>>34873532
LIAR! Magnus saved our legion from the flesh change. It resurfaced while fighting alongside yours. Your primarch brought it back to begin his plan to replace us as the emperor's second most beloved legion. I'm sure of it.

>>34866304
You know that issue is easily solved if we just slap a purity seal on it and call it Imperium tech.


Seriously, that's all that matters.

>>34873719

>Secondly, we need to study in great detail the military efforts of the other races in opposing the Tyranids, namely both the Tau and the Orks, who have recently won victories against Fleet Tendrils in their respective sectors.

study them

not help them

>>34873822
If I may say so, Lord. I highly doubt anything will be as easy as that. Studying will require us to interact with them more. Which could get... Messy, Sir.

>>34873822
>>34873862

I mean, seriously, the Tau beat a fleet tendril and all we know is that they were "more adaptive"? What the shit is that? It's like they have bullshit mary sue powers. if they weren't damn near blanks i'd say there's warp fuckery afoot, so it must be something else. Maybe the Eldar or the Necrons are helping them

GOOD NEWS


TURNS OUT CHAOS UNDIVIDED WAS A COVER RELIGION SET UP BY TZEENTCH IN ORDER TO SUPPRESS THE POWERS OF A 5TH CHAOS GOD THAT APPARENTLY FUCKS THEM ALL OVER IF THEY GET TOO STRONG BY STEALING ALL OF THEIR POWER, AND HAD WE NOT KNOWN THIS, TZEENTCH WOULD HAVE STOLEN IT'S POWER TO MANIFEST IN THE MATERIUM VIA USING OUR GLORIOUS EMPERORS DEFEAT INTO A GOD OF ORDER TO FURTHER THIS TO I'S BROTHERS RESULTING IN A HUGE FINAL BATTLE CLUSTERFUCK OF CHAOS GODS WALKING IN REALITY


WE JUST HAVE TO SEND A MESSAGE TO DRAIGO TO RAID LORGARS HOUSE WTH AMPLE EVIDENCE OF THIS 5TH CHAOS GOD AND THEN ALL THE HERETICS GET FUCKED

WHICH SPACE MARINE LEGION DO WE SEND TO THE CANNIBAL HERETIC HATEFUCK FLEET TO EMBARK ON THE RECONNAISSANCE NEEDED

OH, AND APPRANTLY THIS GUYS ARTEFACTS EAT DAEMONS, SO MUTATION AND WARP CORRUPTION HAVE POSSIBLE CURES, WHEN PLACED IN THE HANDS OF THE IMMUNE TO WARP INFLUENCE.

ADDITIONALLY, THERE IS A GIANT CACTUS HERESY APPROACHING.

>>34873862

life is messy

>>34873868

"more adaptive"?

hmm we need more intel then that

>>34873760
SUCH SADNESS AND JEALOUSY. MAGNUS WAS TO SMART FOR HIS OWN GOOD. ONE DAY YOU'LL LEARN THIS

>>34873868
THIS IS WHY THEY MUST DIE. THEIR PLOT ARMOR EVEN BEATS THAT OF US SPACE MARINES

>>34874109

send samus

>>34873987
Yes, but 'pulse rifle liquefying your head' isn't the kind of messy I feel is best avoided at all possible.

>>34873868
Perhaps we could create some more of this 'plot armor'? I'm sure it must be better armor than what is currently available to us.

Alright hear me out... halfbreeds space marines. Think of the plot armor those would have!

>>34874506
WHAT DO YOU THINK SPACE MARINE ARMOR IS MADE OF? IT IS ONE OF OUR GREATEST SECRETS.

>>34874884
So the Emperor... my friend of Terran decent... I knew I was right!

>>34874884

although some is thicker then others