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>>34861114
>Follow the fleeing goblins. See if you can't get some information from them.
Maybe we can cripple him, I mean say hi to the goblin ghosts and stuff

>>34861114
>>Follow the fleeing goblins. See if you can't get some information from them.
Let's talk to these dorks

>>34861114
the fanart for this quest is so AWESOME. Is there an album to see them all?

>>34861114
>Follow the fleeing goblins. See if you can't get some information from them.
It is a pretty crappy religion...

>>34861114
>Follow the fleeing goblins. See if you can't get some information from them.

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>>34861114
>That's the worst religion I've ever heard of
That's almost exactly what Shax said back near the beginning of the Quest.

>>34861187
I saved quite a bit of stuff but not everything, I'll just post what I have in my OWQ folder throughout the quest.

>>34861114
I don't suppose we're anywhere near our new pearl allowance, huh?

>>34861114
>>Follow the fleeing goblins. See if you can't get some information from them.
Hey ghostblins, what the heck's the deal? You've gotta tell us because even though you're dead we're the chief and goblins are supposed to listen to the chief (except for when they're beating up the chief so that they can be the new chief like we did.)

Hey, maybe Dead-Chief Fouldrinker's in here. He might have some choice words for us about our ascension!

>Congrats! You're now the boss. You killed me.

>Heh... you're pretty good. Just remember that only a fool trusts his life to a weapon.

...but what does he know anyway.

>>34861255
what does he know? he died! what a loser!

>>34861255
especially since our godhood is directly linked with our weapons and equipment.

>>34861114
>Follow the fleeing goblins. See if you can't get some information from them.

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>>34861255
Pssh. We're also trusting ourselves to a maid and a pair of rings. We're good.

Alright! You're the chief of these lame goblins! Time to get them to fess up!

Give me a d20 fellowship check!

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>>34861320

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>34861345

Shax gonna give it to em

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>34861345

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>34861345
Panic

>>34861354
>>34861360

This is going to be a magical thread

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>>34861345

>>34861235
Our ring is hooked up to our domain so we could probably use that in place of a pearl for some things.

>>34861354
>>34861360
amazing

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>>34861382
I'm scared of these dice.

Good thing we have a boss point.

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>>34861360

OH BOY HERE WE GO

Writing.

>>34861360
>my first roll of OWQ ever
Super good

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>>34861416
I-Isn't the hungerer technically the boss of us? Does he revert our boss point with his own?

>>34861348
I feel like we've been woefully low on crazy spinning maneuvers these days, haven't we.

>>34861431
So was it Amazingly bad or Terribly good?

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>>34861433
I hope you keep being lucky because we seem to really need it.

>>34861187
Chief said he'd try to get the stuff together somewhere, but then he goblin'd.

>>34861470

Shax is more of an independent contractor these days

>>34861431
Is this going to be one of those fail so hard it turns out alright things?

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>>34861484
>>34861477
I guess we got one more chance to correct that. Go out with a spinny bang.

>>34861481
It was terribly amazing.

>>34861470
Nah, he ain't the boss of us. We're schisming. We're gonna nail our turtle reformation thesis to his face with our huge sword.

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>>34861511

>>34861354
>>34861360
This has been the whole quest hasn't it?

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>>34861564
20 and 1 combos happen so many time i think its a glitch in the dice addon.

>>34861564
preetttty much

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>>34861605
More like, the dice gods are divided on whether to support our ascension, or to oppose us.

Blaise gets her axe ready and starts to walk towards the cave mouth. You grab her sleeve and point in the opposite direction. "Hey! Let's go talk to those guys some more. Maybe they can tell us more about the Hungerer." In the distance a great roaring is heard. It's a horrible, ear splitting sound. The entire cave rumbles, and you feel a deep fear, one born from the dawn of time, from your conception, one you've carried your whole life, shake in the very core of your being.

It quickly passes. You've got courage beyond that of a goblin, after all! Blaise, however, looks rather shaken. "Shax was that? No, of course it was. Get your head in the game, Blaise." Your maid slaps her cheeks and puts on a brave face, then gives you a thumbs up.

Still, the roar made it horribly difficult to find any of the ghosts. Those you did find were almost catatonic. After a moment, however, you find a tall ghostblin who scoffs when he sees you, cowering behind some rocks. "So, you made it here, huh? You don't seem dead like the rest of us." You're not sure, but he seems kinda familiar. "How's the crown treating you, kid? Thrown it all away on some suicide mission?" Oh, it's Chief Fouldrinker!

"Hiya, Chief! I'm the boss now, but it's pretty surprising you're still around." You wave at him.

He shrugs, "This afterlife ain't so bad. Don't get eaten. I've been practicing that my whole life. Still, what are you doing here? You crazy?"

You give him a wink and a thumbs up, "Gonna kill the Hungerer, Chief. Mind telling me about him? I don't know anything except the legends."

"Kid, it is nothing like the legends. It has arms. So many arms. And a giant mouth with more teeth than you can imagine. It charges around at a speed you can't believe, grabbing and consuming everything it can. Get out of here. While you still can."

>Ask him if there were any sort of weaknesses he can think of.
>Wave goodbye and try to find someone more useful.

>>34861585
Still best.

>>34861644
>>Ask him if there were any sort of weaknesses he can think of.
C'mon he used to be a chief, he's gotta be at least a little useful

>>34861644
>Ask him if there were any sort of weaknesses he can think of.

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>>34861644
>Ask him if there were any sort of weaknesses he can think of.
We'll probably have to roll for this, and the dice will give us some silly result again.

>>34861644
>Ask him if there were any sort of weaknesses he can think of.

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>>34861701

>>34861644
>>Ask him if there were any sort of weaknesses he can think of.

>>34861644
>>Ask him if there were any sort of weaknesses he can think of.
We got this.

This is the point where our Pearl would have been super useful.
Also, it would've been a great idea to use our smite sword for the ascension thing if we had the dual wielding skill. I'm pretty sure the guy who created an entire species just to eat their souls after they die is objectively evil.

>>34861644
>Ask him if there were any sort of weaknesses he can think of.
I feel like having a whole lot of arms would be a hassle. They'd get in the way of each other a whole lot if your whole life was spent trying to grab stuff and stuff it in your mouth.

>>34861613
>>34861701
>>34861732
Who did these again? Should have gotten them to do one for Blaise when she joined up..

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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>34861732
>>34861797
Like I said, our ring does something with our domain so we may not need em.

Chief, what does our ring do in terms of light powers and stuff?

>>34861644

>Ask him if there were any sort of weaknesses he can think of.

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>>34861826
Woops, forgot dice.

>>34861826
Larro.

>>34861853

Who knows! You don't have long to experiment with it, either. Your sword is very straightforward, but the ring might just be more powerful in subtle ways.

Anyway! Give me a d20 fellowship roll again.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>34861902
Shax a best

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>34861902
#1 fellows.

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>>34861884
And how to link properly, too!

>>34861902

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>34861902
The dice are gonna be fun today.

>>34861922
SHIT SON.

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>>34861922
Nice!

>>34861922

Fellowship of Goblin Bosses?

>>34861922
>OWQ
Neverending crits edition

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>>34861922

Uh, alright.

Writing.

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>>34861987
Red Glasses Shax a cute, although to be fair all Shax's are a cute

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>>34862033
Shax is the definition of cute!

>>34862059
Shax is the definition of lewd!
ftfy

>>34861884
God damn I want a Shax daki. There are places that will print one with custom images right?

>>34862033

Cute and for lewd

Someone post the Decu Shax

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>>34862074
I hope this doesn't curse our dice again.

>>34862059
There needs to be a cross over with Maria from AToW as some point. The world couldn't handle that much cute.

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>>34862088
I got ya covered.

>>34862088
Probably.

>>34862106
>yfw chief and hex team up

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>>34862107
>>34862106
Yeah, I agree. I love AtoW too.

>>34862115
Cheif's speed with Hex's mastery of cute would be awesome.

>>34862106
Whats AToW?

>>34862127
I'm pretty sure most people who read OWQ, read ATOW too.

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>>34862127
Couple pics of the Domain coming up.

>>34862144
http://archive.moe/tg/search/subject/A%20Tale%20Of%20Witches/tripcode/%210JnhV%2FMfcY/type/op/order/asc/

>>34862147
Not surprising. Both communities are pretty great anyway.

>>34861114
archive reader here.
going to be voting and actively playing even when it's 4am here since I want to participate in at least one thread.

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>>34862144
A Tale of Witches.

The MC, Maria, has quite a lot of similarities to Shax. The biggest being super cute and the best girl of her quest.

>>34862147
ATOW?

>>34862147
I don't, in case you were interested. Too many threads for me not to be discouraged by blatant lesbianism.

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>>34862198
And that's all I got!

Here's the pic that started it all, though.

Someone wanna post the "oniichanitstoobig" image from the first few threads?

"Ehhh, wait a second. Didn't I kill you, like, forever ago?" You try to remember how far back its been. At least a few months. "How'd you survive this long?"

The ghostblin crosses his arms, "Like I said. We've all been preparing for this our whole lives. I've been watching that thing, learning its movements. Some people get to be chief through sheer power, like you. But me? I had to do it through cunning."

You whistle, crossing your arms, "Watching it, huh? Well, how about telling me if you've learned any sort of weaknesses. I'm here to kill it, you know. Tell ya what, if I take it out I'll see if I can't get you a stone lizard body or something." You look over at Blaise, mouthing 'is that even possible'. The maid shrugs, clearly intent on letting you solve your own damn problems.

Fouldrinker thinks on it for a long while, "Alright. Sounds good. I get out of this hell, and you get rid of this ageless tormentor. I'll tell you what I know."

It's a long series of things, but you think you figure out what there is to know. First: It's mouth is completely unnatural. You cannot fill it. It is always hungry. Second: It's rear is solid plates. Hacking through it is, well, maybe not impossible. But it would take more than one blow. By then the arms might get you. Third: Do not get grabbed. If you get got, chop the arm immediately. If you get in the mouth, you're done. Fourth: There are no discernible eyes or ears or anything like that. Fifth: Do not ever stop moving. Sixth: It has to have a weakness. A core that holds it on this plane (Like your sword and rings.) It would be on it's body. Find it, and you've won.

You look at Blaise when the chief is done talking. The ghostblin gives you a salute, "I wish you luck, I really do. You're going to need it. Try to not disappoint the entire goblin species, alright?"

What a nice guy.

>Let's go kill a god.
>Is there anything else you gotta do? (I really don't know. Suggest something.)

>>34862177
Blaise>Shax>Allonces>Sitri

>>34862214
>literally twelve seconds after someone posts it.

Best coincidental timing.

>>34862221
Blaise is best waifu. But she ain't best girl.

>>34862210
I really like this picture of a cute goblin girl, but it really doesn't resemble Shax at this point.

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>>34862210
>>34862214

Well then.

>>34862089
Besto version.

>>34862220
>Let's go kill a god.

>>34862220
>Is there anything else you gotta do?
TEST OUT NEW POWERS
>Let's go kill a god.

>>34862220
>Let's go kill a god.

>>34862220
Let's give Blaise a quick probably not needed peptalk

>>34862220
don't we have that ring or something?
also, time to test out our cuttle against dem plates

>>34862270

No need to alert the fat fucker some one on his plane is here to kill him and has the power to do so.

>>34862270
This.

Though that's going to draw attention so set up some kind of trap for when the Hungerer comes looking for us.

>>34862220
>Let's go kill a god.
Is this really the last thread ;_;?

>>34862299
If we set a trap first we can turn that into an advantage and get some info on our abilities.

>>34862220
>>34862270
>>34862305
Fucking this.
Set up a trap and than test out our new ring powers which also draws the hungerer towards us.

>>34862289
DR and Hardness-ignoring stuff is the best. Mountain Hammer all day every day.

>>34862289
I wonder if we could use the Cuttle power on the laser blast. It's technically a sword attack.

Also wonder if our connection to the Sea Mom through the rings will suffice for Tidal point replacements if we run out.

>>34862220
>Sixth: It has to have a weakness. A core that holds it on this plane (Like your sword and rings.) It would be on it's body.
I feel like it's gonna have one gold tooth in its crazy mouth or something.


>Is there anything else you gotta do? (I really don't know. Suggest something.)
Loot the plane of Avarice. Catching the Hungerer by surprise doesn't seem like it'll do much since all he does is snatch up things and eat them anyway and he doesn't have any apparent senses to hide from. There's bound to be some sweet loot lying around that might help us out.

It's literally a plane about wanting to get all of the stuff. It'd be crazy if there wasn't any stuff here.

>>34862361
inb4 boss point
man I'm going to miss you guis ;_;

Do we have our equipment with us? If so we should use it when cutting through the plates.

>>34862220
Cheif, can we use new lazer sword attack while doing regular attacks? I'm fairly certain even the Hungerer's plates won't stand up to all this at once
>As Expected of Me!
>Bite the Hand that Feeds You (maybe?)
>Spin to Win
>MEGATON SKY HAMMER
>There is Nothing My Choppa Cannot Chop
>Bite of the Snapping Turtle(?)
>Grouchiness of the Terrapin(?)
>Softshell Soft Belly(? we know for certain where the weakpoint is with this)
>Super Sneaky Tech
>Everything Has a Weak Point
>There is Nothing My Cutter Cannot Cuttle
>super duper extra special oversized sword
>lazer attack
Even if not all of these apply, there's a pretty hardcore finisher combination in there somewhere

>>34862409
>mfw this is the only large quest which has a decent non-shitstorm fanbase

I'm honestly surprised Allonces hasn't found a way to muscle in on this yet somehow.

>>34862400
This is a good idea too, I honestly can't think of a trap to set with what we have outside of a bunch of explodey birds and whatever we might be able to pull off with our rings ala turtle summons and such so finding something would be best.

>>34862449
Didn't we agree to make her our mortal blade after we're a god?

So Chief? What ever happened to that quest on Akun you were going to run?

>>34862449
There is alot of thread to go anon.

>>34862449
I honestly don't think Shax would be willing to make her into a god, since she's a lazy meanie.

>>34862439
>Softshell Soft Belly
I almost forgot about this.

This is a pretty useful ability to have right about now.

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If only we had Rising Meteor's Final Penance Slash.

>>34862449
SHe gets to be our high priest.
We just gotta make her into an adorable lizard boy to fit the part

>>34862220
w-wait g-guys
what if
We combine all the ideas?
First we search for anything noticeable, than we use anything we found + stuff we have on us to create a trap before testing out ring powers to draw the hungerer to us.

The biggest suggestion was setting a trap for the hungerer while testing out your rings? Okay!

Let's see those d20s kids. Don't panic.

>>34862439
Don't forget giant mask and strength belt.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>34862506
panicing intensifies

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>34862506
Why would we panic? That'd be silly!

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>34862506
Maximum Panic

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>34862506
Pithy remark.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>34862506
haha, here comes fun!

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>>34862506

Shaded the comic I finished yesterday, I dunno if you saw it.

Also, can we try drowning the hungerer?

>>34862473
I image she is bratty enough that she would nag us enough that we make her a minor deity of goblin tea-parties just to shut her up.

And in a hundred Goblin tea service is the envey of the world. The parts not underwater at least.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>34862506
Mind responding to this >>34862439 plus strength belt and giant mask?
I'm sorry for my dice

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>>34862506
I'm panicking Chief.

>>34862441
nope
this fanbase is very shitstorm prone
chief just doesn't steer into shitstorm territory

>>34862521
>>34862527
>>34862533
Shax being shax as usual I guess.

>>34862533
Could be worse. At least you insulated us from
>>34862536
>>34862537

>>34862540
Also meant "a hundred years".

>>34862539
I don't think we have the water thingie anymore, do we?

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>34862521
>>34862527
>>34862533
This is the lewd Shax pics fault. Not a good start.

>>34862533
How average.

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>>34862533
>>34862527
>>34862521

Revise statement. Begin panicking.

Writing.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>34862551
I guess, whatever.

Not sure what makes you think that but not interested in the argument, either.

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>Shax loses to the Hungerer

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>>34862588
I am not worried. Big sword stronk.

Hmmm, is it possible to use the powers we gained from Sea Mom while in this realm?

The Hungerer might be able to block it.

>>34862588
No, chief, give us a boss point for the trap idea! This is a stressful environment and it took a lot of willpower and smartness to not just rush in!

>>34862614
If this happens we better continue the quest.

I do not care how, but that is an unsatisfactory ending.

>>34862588
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
We rolled a 10 damn it.
That's like average for shax

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>>34862588

>>34862588
Chief, when are you gonna make that imgur album/dropbox of all the art?

Also, did you see
>>34862539

>>34862604
because there are 2-3 questfags on /tg/ that tolerate anything outside their happy place in quests, and the rest all throw a bitchfit and drop as soon as they might not be an ultra super special snowflake anymore

that's what makes me think that

>>34862649
No, that's actually reasonably good!

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>>34862676
Hardly, we're all just being bitches on purpose. It was already known from the beginning Shax would fuck up hard. It comes with the territory of being a cute little girl.

No one roll is the end of anything.

We've just got off on a bit of disadvantage. We still got a Boss Point to save us from a real screw up and plenty of other chances.

Just start thinking hard on how to take care of the Hungerer.

We need to keep moving, and we got some go fast equipment, we should open with that to get behind it and pull off a real strong cuttle attack on the back.

If we can flood, try doing that, and knocking the Hungerer over with a laser blast. After that Blaise can freeze the Hungerer in and we can take the moment to find it's weak spot.

>>34862676
The closest thing we had to a shit storm was when we reincarnated the bird dude. I think we are safe.

>>34862723
We've got soft shell mate, we should be easily able to find the hungerer's weakspot with shax logic.

>>34862717
You don't even know what I'm talking about.

>>34862740
Only because Chief coddles you guys like the babies you are.

SOMEONE ANSWER ME.

Is this last thread?

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>>34862805

"We've got time," Blaise says, hands on her hips. "Why don't we try practicing with our rings? We don't really know what they do yet, other than that we infused them with some of the domain's power."

You put a finger on your chin, running it there with a thoughtful face. "Hmm. Are you sure? I mean, this is his plane. If we do stuff like that then won't it draw a bunch of attention?"

"Hah! Then we have a trap ready for him." Blaise gives you a wink, tilting her head with her hands on her hips, "And we'll smack him right in his dumb face, yeah?"

Better plan than yours. You were just going to hit him with your sword till he gave up. You nod. "Alright. Let's try to figure things out. It might be useful to know what these do in the fight, after all!"

"Right?" Blaise says, laughing. She lifts up her ring, and closes her eyes in concentration. A light starts to surround her, sparkles filling the air. A roar is heard. It's already noticed?! And its heading this way! A grinding sound is heard as a light seems to fill Blaise from the inside, causing her to glow. You see a long, spindly arm reach out, grabbing the cave wall. It has six fingers, and its huge claws were yellowed. Then another arm comes out, then another. Half a dozen arms apear, and a massive, gibbering maw with rows upon rows upon rows of teeth appears. It roars once more, this time the sound almost splitting your skull.

And it starts moving towards you.

Impossibly fast.

You tap Blaise on the shoulder, "Uh, what's that ring do because we're gonna have to probably kind of use it right now in a few seconds Blaise okay?"

"It's amazing Shax! I feel-" She gets cut off, a hand slapping down right behind her. Aw crap, it's time to fight!

>There is only one star of Destiny! This big dumb thing doesn't even have a weapon, much less an oversized one! You'll win with a little confidence, a little moxie, and a little luck! Let's go!

What's the plan, boss?

>>34862676
>>34862717
>>34862740
>>34862779
>>34862805
This is really not worth the argument.

It's the last thread; we don't need this.

>>34862823
Use soft shell to figure out where it's weakspot is while using speedboost item to circlestrafe and GTFO.

>>34862823
See >>34862723
Go fast, smack him down behind with a powerful slash and laser blast, try some water flood shit, get Blaise to freeze him and his arms.

>>34862823
Laser Sword Cannon it's face

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>34862823
Chop it.

>>34862823
Cuttle + Soft shell + lazer sword + etc.
What gear do we have chief?

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>>34862823
You need to make a quest based on the sword saint system that was almost totally ignored throughout the quest, Chief. I feel this would be a worthy cause if you'd still be interested in make more quests. I have no plan because I am not a clever man.

>>34862823
Stab him till he dies to death from being killed.

>>34862805
I know right! Shax should have died on the first nat 1. It's the only proper way to do it.

>>34862829
Just chalk it up to background noise anon. Faggets gonna fag and what not.

>>34862823
Hop up and try to start hacking limbs off. Try and get Blaise to use her sea-mom mojo to pin point is aethric core or whatever.

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postin' the colored version of
>>34861924
cause I didn't see it posted in the art dump

>>34862823
Have Blaise freeze it's many arms so that it cannot grab you, then use softshell to figure out its weakspot like others have mentioned.

>>34862823
Blaise needs to freeze shit to slow him down.

Also spin to win and hack those fucking limbs as we barrel toward him.

>>34862944
My Little Goblin Can't Possibly Be This Cute

>>34862649
If you convert "best of 3d20 = 10" into 1d100 terms, it's like we rolled a 9.

As expected of dice.

>>34862823
Half-a-dozen arms isn't a lot of arms at all!

He's got a big mouth and moves fast, but we dunno if he can turn fast too. I'm guessing no, since otherwise he wouldn't need big, heavy plates on his back because he could just turn around real fast and eat whatever was there instead.

Get around to the side of him and start lopping off arms if he gets grabby. Every arm we get rid of on a given side makes being on that side of him safer.

Softshell to try and pinpoint the weak point when we're no longer at immediate risk of getting scooped up by an arm.

>>34862823
Water > Freeze arms > Soft shell > >>34862439

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also, have the finished version of
>>34862089
that isn't wearing
>>34862254

>>34862823
Cut off the arm that grabbed blaise

>>34862959
>Also spin to win and hack those fucking limbs as we barrel toward him.
This.

Spinning is always best option, especially with speed boost added to the momentum.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>34862959
>>34862950
>>34862870
>>34862823
These guys know what's up. Supportan'.

>>34862676
>drop
I wish

>>34862823
Blaise tries ranged debuffs and CC, joins in if she sees an oportunity whlie we distract it
Do the most of >>34862439 that we can for max damage and try to end it in 1 slice, use walls to confuse it, rely on instincts for ring, maybe see if it reacts to our bird-light-bombs

>>34862823
Cut off all it's arms.

>>34862959
>>34862986
These spin + Speed boost + cuttle followed by laser.

>>34862823
cuttle cuttle cuttle

>>34863009
>end it in 1 slice

Unless we figure out where it's stupid god-heart thingy is I imagine it will just regen. The other stuff is good though.

>>34862983
>puffy vulva
Way too lewd, man, we're doing a life or death battle here, don't distract us!

>>34862823
spin and cuttle and laser and ice and magic birds and softshell and and and...
just cut the damn thing.

So lets use There's Nothing my cutter Cannot
Cuttle! on those plates at his back.

>>34862984
>>34862823
For real, it was one the fucking instructions.

>>34863058
Behind the plates. Only way to get to the core is through the mouth.

Blaise lays down suppressing fire while you spin by, damaging as many arms as possible while trying to scan for a weak point and get behind it?

A good plan! Have a boss point.

But can you pull it off? Roll a d20! (friendly reminder that crit fails will probably want to be rerolled, obviously.)

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>>34862959
spin2win

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>34863114
Let's do this.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>34863114
fuck the dicegods

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>34863114

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>34863102
I was jinda thinking that when the former cheif talked to us. But the I also imagine >>34863114

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>34863114
Time for pain!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>34863114

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>34863114
>But can you pull it off?
Probably!

>>34862898
>there can only be black and white
>grey does not exist

>>34863002
Yeah, me too.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>34863114
The spinniest

>>34862823
Can't we just chop off all the Hungerer's arms?

>>34863127
...

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>>34863127
Of course.

>>34863127
reroll this shit

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>34863127
Re-roll dat shit!

>>34863127
And that's one boss point down!

>>34863127
BOSS POINT!
Not fucking losing out on that 19

Hahahahah that's a boss point

>>34863127
Shit.

Boss point, boss point.

>>34863114
Fuck, reroll please.

>>34863127
Knock that shit out.

>>34863127
>deleting rolls
Retard.

>>34863127
Spend that Boss Point!!!

>>34863127
>[Deleted]
It won't help us now, anon, you better make up for your blunder by getting us another Boss point.

>>34863127
This is what happens when you lewd the Shax.

>>34863127
You guys should have made an effort to stockpile more boss points.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

Shave off some plates.

>>34863127
Why would you delete?

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>>34863127
We can all still see that shit if you delete it so stop being a faggot.

>>34863127
>deleting rolls in OWQ
uwotm8?

>>34863127
>Deleting your roll
HERETIC.

>>34863196
But that would have been boring.

I need to feel the chance of failure to truly appreciate the victory.

I think a 1 got deleted there?

>>34863196
The only way to stock boss points is to make awesome plans. Anon cannot into plans.

>>34861114
>yfw over 20 posts within a minute
dem lurkers

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>>34863127

As expected! Would you like to use a boss point he-

Oh. I guess you guys do. Alright, one BP down. You have one boss point remaining!

Writing!

>>34863231
Yeah. I am truly glad Chief is kind, and probably won't punish us all for one person being a shit.

>>34863231
Pretty sure this boss fight is "roll a 1 and it's game over" though.

Also known as everyone's worst nightmare with the 3d20 system.

>>34863282
Punishing for deletion is just asking for trolls to roll and delete anyway; it's far from productive.

>>34863270
Alright Chief, real talk. Will you only award Boss point for plans which actually get implemented, or do we get some for even coming up with stuff, even if it gets outvoted?

>>34863293
Well we did kick the shit out of Dragon lady with one good roll, so it makes sense.

>>34863114
Can we distract it? Shax distracts it, Blaise herds a bunch of goblin ghosts into one place, uses her ring to draw the Hungerer and while it's busy with the all-you-can-eat buffet, full assault on the plates to break its armor?

>>34863270
I bet you this thread will hit 1k posts at the rate it's going.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGx6K90TmCI

Shax gon' give it to ya.

>>34863293
>"roll a 1 and it's game over" with 3d20
Who ever does this is stupid and should be hit with socks full of bricks.

>>34863307
Usually if it's good it gets included, even without majority support.

>>34863301
That is true but I swear I have seen it done. Even if it is kinda dumb.

>>34863332
>doesn't even post the right version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr1c2jlhuGg

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i finally catch up to the thread and i don't know what to draw

here have a sleeping shax

>>34863342
I was thinking I could try and spam plans so we get as many BP's as possible, so some might be contradictory, you see.

>>34863315
Seems a'ight.

>>34863382
>min maxing/being a munchkin in OWQ
heretic

>>34863374
Nice anon!

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>>34863374
I want to protect that smile.

Also this thread in general.

>>34863374
dem ears

>>34863382
Coming up with good plans is good enough in itself. As they'll save our ass more than just rolls.

Rolls don't decide everything!

>>34863413
>min maxing
>planning ahead for our lord and saviour Shax
pick one, Shax is smart

>>34863382
I get the feeling that your idea would result in Shax getting grabbed because she was standing around thinking up plans instead of fighting.

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>>34863445
>Rolls don't decide everything!

>>34863452
>Shax is smart

>>34863452
>Shax
>Smart
pick one

>>34863489
>>34863523
>Little goblin girl becomes a god through sheer stubbornness and a bit of luck
Okay, maybe smart is not the best word, but she definitely knows how to play her cards to come out on top. Besides, all these battles must have polished her instincts and got her sixth-sense style reflexes.

Blaise spins around, the hand behind her causing her to jump. "Holy crap Shax" She says, and you don't have time to reprimand her for slip in decorum. You're a generous mistress, after all! Oh, also you're fighting to the death here.

"Blaise! Freeze those arms!" You shout, and see her toss out a pearl out of the corner of your eye, the blue sparkle shimmering in the cave air before it bursts in a powerful nova, ice spikes shooting out like rays from a sun, and freezing everything they touch. Holy crap. That's certainly what you ordered. You start spinning, kicking a familiar little dance as you move towards the Hungerer. A hand comes at you, a ferocious growl when it stretches out. You manage to hack it right off, the bone splitting as the beast lets out a surprised yelp. You're careening away from it's mouth, your foot falls practiced and true as you avoid the maw, squeaking through one side, chopping down two more arms. It seems to be growing more from it's back, the limbs crawling up its skin until they are on its side.

There is another sound, like the air breaking. You see a massive nova of ice again. Blaise must have used another pearl. Well. It's time to do what you do best. Skidding to a stop, you look over the beast. Nope, no weak point on the back that you can tell right away. Still, that shell has to be hiding something! You lift up your sword, and leap into the air. Your ring shimmers a bit as you channel tidal energy, stronger than you have before, and deliver a blow to the weakest looking plate you can find. There is a cracking sound, followed by a scream, louder than you've ever heard before, as the plate splits in two, your sword sinking into the widening crevasse.

Dang, son.

Using your blade as a lever, you send half the plate flying with a sickly sound. There, deep inside its back, the glowing core can be seen!

>Alright! You know where it's at! But the beast won't be distracted forever by Blaise. What's your plan?

>>34863452
Shax is like - I don't know - a shonen protagonist. She's only smart in way that can be confused for blind instinct.

>>34863436
dat nightcap
dat dream

awesomely cute picture

>>34863578
Laser Cannon right at the exposed spot

>>34863578
Rapid fire laser cannon sword with every single buff we can possibly put into it.

Have Blaise spam all her gems to keep it sat still.

>>34863578
Try for a flood attack using Blaise's ring and blasting the exposed spot with a laser cannon.

Send flocks of explodey birds to distract and destroy limbs.

>>34863578
Beam spam time.

>>34863578

How about materialising a turtle inside the exposed spot? Assuming it's a proper wound.

>>34863578
>What's your plan?
WE FIRE OUR LASERS! All of them! Especially the one we got in the sword now.

And if the Hungerer stops being distracted by Blaise, we can start distracting it while she goes for the core. Teamwork!

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>>34863315
>But the beast won't be distracted forever by Blaise.

>a bunch of goblin ghosts
I feel like this is the big issue with making a race so prolific that you'll never run out of food even though you're always eating: there're going to be a whole lot of them.

I mean, there are goblin ghosts still running around, which means goblins are dying faster than he can find and eat them. Having them run interference seems like a great plan.

Sure there's that whole 'primal fear telling you to run from the god that was predestined from your birth to eat your immortal soul' bit, but goblins are nothing if not really good at running around like crazy. And that's really all we need them to do; to take a little bit of pressure off of Blaise so she can do her job without getting scooped up and eaten.

>>34863578
Use all our pearls at once at the core

>>34863578
I'd vote laser the thing. I don't want to be on its back for long, seems like it could go wrong.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>34863578
Sword with whom I have lived,
Sword with which I now die.
Strike true, and allow me victory just once more!

>Throw sword

>>34863578
Teleport belt directly to core, and attack for massive damage!

>>34863578
Ah, glowy weak points! Shax can definitely work with that.

Huge blast of exploding birds to stun, then pop another plate off.

>>34863675
All of our 0 Pearls?

>>34863657
>end flocks of explodey birds to distract and destroy limbs.
This is a good idea.

>>34863674
Yeah I'd agree with that.

Maybe the ghosts of our fallen troops can rally the rest?

I'm just pretty sure there's more to be done here than lasers.

>>34863698
>Implying Shax will die

That'd be lying

>>34863578
just smash the damn thing.

>>34863720
... I kinda assumed that since one of the options to godhood said we'd lose all our pearls it meant we had some

>>34863674
This is a really good idea. If lasers fail, we should really try to tilt the playing field in our favour. That was one factor in defeating the dragon.

>>34863698
Ya fucked it up.

http://youtu.be/-qC2P7QYjaE?t=2m20s

>>34863578
Lazer strike right in there, maybe use the hacked off plate as a shield. Eneter Wary stance and do the defense thing if we must, get ready to teleport as soon as needed, but if we must then we should circle to his front and teleport to his exposed flesh at the moment when he attacks.
Can we teleport in the air? spinning meteor strike cuttler+chopper stab into weak point as sneak attack when?

>>34863711
Save the teleport for when we need to get out of the way of something or save Blaise.

>>34863657
>Send flocks of explodey birds to distract and destroy limbs.

Yeah, this is a good plan, seems like it could help.

>>34863674
>I mean, there are goblin ghosts still running around, which means goblins are dying faster than he can find and eat them. Having them run interference seems like a great plan.
Shit, I like this plan! Shax has the charisma to pull it off, probably. Especially if we play up the whole, "help me kill this guy so you schmucks won't get eaten!" bit.

...And now I'm imagining a musical number like in The Lion King when Scar is giving a pep talk to the hyenas, except instead of "Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again!" it's "Stick with me, and you'll never get eaten again!"

>>34863739
It's from Flight of Dragons.

And depends on your perspective. She won't be a living mortal any more.

>>34863755
Yes. Then we ascended, and just like it said, we used them all.

>>34863578
Maybe that create crystalline spear thing could come in handy? I think it has a greater reach than our sword.

>>34863769
Eh, good point. I was thinking more that a proper swing would do more damage than lazors, but we want to move fast, hence teleport.

But either way I suppose it's unlikely that we'll be able to drop him in one, so it's probably best to save the 'port for more dire circumstances.

>>34863764
I'm this anon, add in the glowy birds as distraction, can we teleport together with Balise btw? Tell Blaise to try and freeze his flesh around the wound so he can't close it through regeneration.

>>34863792
>>34863818
Yeah this ascension used all our pearls

Actually, how about a stab and a laser cannon thing while the sword is embedded? At least we won't miss like that, assuming the laser is shot from the tip.

>>34863818
What part of NO PEARLS, GOOD LUCK are people failing to grasp?

We can't fling spears. We can't summon turtles. We can't open a portal and bug out to our plane.

>>34863857
Good thinking.

Chief, how easily did we cut through his armor with our juiced up slash? If it was like butter, then we can let up a bit on the cuttler aspect and opt for our more normal damage bonuses, like stances and shit.

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>>34863857
Sounds like a pretty brutal way to go. Let's do it.

>>34863857
Fine with me

Okay! Birds as distraction, stab with sword, precision laser blast? Blaise keeps running interference? Alright. Seems like a pretty decent plan! You can have a boss point, because the birds on hands thing was pretty clever!

Give me a d20.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>34863923

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>>34863923
For the love of God no 1's.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>34863923
fuck the dicegods

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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>34863923

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>34863923
Boss Points just left and right

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>34863923

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>Everyone assuming that our sword now has a laser

>>34863923

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>34863923

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>34863923
Yay! I came up with the birds thing.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>34863923

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>34863923

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>34863923

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>34863923
Please

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>34863923
Oh dear...

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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>34863923
Let's go ladies.

>>34863965
Because it does

>>34863923
If we boss point and boost it to 21.
Does that mean we've killed the hungerer?

>>34863954
Acceptable!

>>34863965
It does have a laser, we were told at the end of last thread. It got mad buffs, and can now shoot cannon-lasers.

>>34863965
I figure people got that impression from
>>Weapon Proficiency (Laser Cannon Sword The Size of You)
and
>Okay, your sword is upgraded! It becomes a LEGENDARY ARTIFACT. It is now known as The Gloom Breaker, does enhanced damage to shadow based entities, it shines as if it were supremely polished. It can now shoot a cannon like laser.

>>34863958
>why were you crying :[?
>thignken of corpses

>>34863954

Then they shall be fucked, anon.

>>34864000

Ho, do you want to listen to this anon?

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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>34864000
That would be boring.

It needs some kind of turn around or "not even my final form" moment. It can't just die like a chump!

>>34863954
>yfw this is highest roll
Should we buff this even further in hopes of finishing fight or save the boss points for a critfail?

>>34864000
Probably not

>>34864000
Major skull fucking sounds like fun.

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>>34864000
Let's save the full nuclear option for the roll after this, if it doesn't finish him. Just in case of a crit in either direction.
>burn all boss points to buff a crit success
>pic related happens