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Welcome to Harem Protag Quest. You are John Galt, the sentient protagonist of a harem show. Aside from having to gather and keep your harem, you will have to deal with various other obstacles at the Cassandra College of Witches.

>Mechanics: http://pastebin.com/MuXRzApY
>MC: http://pastebin.com/TdBKC27p
>Other Characters: http://pastebin.com/SCdW9jJi
>Magic system: http://pastebin.com/jKt3dEkR
>Irisviels list: http://pastebin.com/TSc1d6JV
>Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Harem%20Protag%20Quest
> Thread 29 is here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33886129
>Twitter: @HaremProtaGuide
>Current Stats:
>Protag Points: 416
>Mana 40/40
>Harem Status 7/11

You are John Galt and today has been an interesting day. Well, you’re a harem show protagonist so most of your days are interesting in one way or another really. But today you nearly made a locker room full of athletic and attractive girls wet themselves at the sight of you, confirmed that yes, your entire party is sentient and oh wait that’s an angry girl coming at you screaming about something you’re not really sure about so maybe you should pay attention.

“You!” screams the girl once again, to which you raise your eyebrows, “You’re the one who did this. You gave these filthy plebeians their new equipment! I demand to know who you got it from! Who did you pay off?! I know you didn’t do something like this yourself, you’re a MAN! Tell me damnit!”

By this time the girl has walked up to you and while she’s continuing to yell, mostly vague insults and threats about you, she’s actually not all that intimidating because she rather petite and shorter than you. Not that she’s probably not a great witch or something it’s just that she’s only going for physical yelling and not magic.

>Kindly ask her to go screw herself.
>I’ll tell you if you (insert list of absurd demands here.)
>I did it myself thanks.
>Ignore, go back to talking to Aurora.
>Other.
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>>34818465
>I did it myself thanks.

We take pride in our bullshit enchantments.
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>>34818465
>>I did it myself thanks.
"Now if you're quite done making a fool of yourself, -"
>>Kindly ask her to go screw herself.
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>>34818465
>I’ll tell you if you (insert list of absurd demands here.)
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>>34818465
It's a fair move. Screaming about it wont help you.
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>>34818570
I've been waiting 3 Days to post that.
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>>34818465
>I did it myself thanks.
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>>34818465
I'll tell you.
I may even tell you how to do it.
IF YOU BRRRING ME... A SHRRUBERY!
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>>34818465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0UzpSzkeys
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>>34818660
:D I will vote for this.
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>>34818465
"You're a rather rude person, aren't you?"
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Sorry for this guys, but I have to disappear for roughly 30 mins to drop off some stuff for my family that they forgot and can't come get because they're working.


I'll be back as soon as I can, meanwhile check out the pastebins (Irisviels list especially) and chat about stuff.

See you soon.
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>>34818570
Seconding!
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>>34818465
>Other
"Enchantment!"
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>Angels: They need some loving! (Actual loving honey, they need you to choose or that blue haired one might jump you again.)
we should probably do the ceremonial orgy after the witchball game
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>>34818465
>Well aren't you adorable /headpat.
then
>Ignore, go back to talking to Aurora.
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>>34818660
You just made me joke on my pizza.
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>>34818717
Speaking of the pastebins - in OtherCharacters, the Headmistress is there twice.
Unless she's secretly twins.
I'm fine with that.
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>>34818465
"You haven't met the new Enchanting professor yet, have you?"
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So I know that there has been talk of enchanted armor, have we considered making a belt to summon armor on us? (this may require becoming less terrible at summoning).
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>>34818660
This.
then if she dose prove it with a demonstration make a non magic off brand swifter super good rite before her eyes.
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>>34818957
bueno
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>>34818660
this. and if she acually gets a shrubbery, or stays belligirent-

"of course I didn't do it all on my own. Kaname helped."
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>>34818465
"Rude."
go back to talking to Aurora
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>>34818957
Think of the merchandising!
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>>34818465
>Ignore, go back to talking to Aurora.

Come on, the last agressive person we did gave a fuck about had an army and a tank.

And that's not counting the horrors from beyond the fourth wall
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So, about that upcoming trip to the beach. Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoM0EgBskeg
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>>34819095
but then we blew up the tank and took the army. Sarcasm and belligerence paid off
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>>34818957
Yes in fact that was already discussed. IIRC we can even probably do it now withour ststupid enchantment making up for our shot summoning though better summoning would let us do it over interstellar or interplanetary distances. Or even work if people took ot off the sending unit paired to the belt.
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>>34819121
they our not from the same school
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>>34819115
no
bathing suits on all the girls
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lets have aroura handle the rude talking girl
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>>34819095
But you forget annon, we are John Galt belligerent sarcasm is our automatic response to all forms of hostility and aggression. We Have to snark at the bitch who just insulted and totally dismissed us for being a man, it's like a law of the universe or something.
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>>34819121
I meant: if you want John Galt to acknowledge you as an enemy, you at least need a tank and an army actually attacking him.

Though, it was before he got through the majority of his well-needed training
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Alright, back.

Give me a minute to count votes and stuff.
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>>34819233
At this point, you basically need to be a near Demi-god for us to not snark you out of the fucking room.
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>>34819115
Sexyness is like christmas presents: half the fun come from guessing and unwrapping
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>>34819313
Demi-god or part of our harem. Whichever comes first.
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>>34819323
MAH NIGGA
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>>34819276
Alright, so I think the winner is actually "Bring me a shrubbery"

Followed by a pat on the head and then talking to Aurora.

Writing.


I also RE-updated both the pastebins. Sorry, no twin headmistresses. That'd be too much delinquent sexy.
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>>34819374
Never too much delinquent sexy, Guide.
Never
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>>34819401
Your entire army isn't enough?
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>>34819374
>Sorry, no twin headmistresses. That'd be too much delinquent sexy.
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>>34819457
Never
Enough
Delinquent
Sexy
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>>34819457
Speaking of we really should do something with them at some point. I keep forgetting that we actually have our own small army at our command if we ever need it.
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>>34819457
Guide, do you honestly think we would limit ourselves to 'just' an army?

One of my family's sayings: "Not more because more is better. More, because MORE IS MORE."
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>>34819374
...how many points would we have to spend for Monty Python to have existed in this setting and everyone to get the reference?
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i think i found the perfect song for Ms Black
i dont know if i should post the link yet
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>>34819568
"Use your fist and not your mouth" ?
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>>34819568
Do eet
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here watch and listen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3fZP7QC4PE
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I was busy during the last thread and it was fairly short so I didn't get to participate. Just wanted to say, Guide thanks for making our enchantment idea a reality. That really made my day.

>for variable enchantments is the plan to use feedback from the user to control the adjustments, or is the enchantment doing its thing independently from what the user wants?
In theory we could make it automatic based on the user's thoughts, that's really complicated though so the one we just made is more like a stick shift. We also need to think about adding some kind of safety mechanism that puts power back into defence if you take a hit while channeling power to something else. TLDR the prototype works, needs polish.

>Also trying to snipe while skiing is fucking impossible
But not totally impossible! I was a pretty good sniper back in the day, to the point where I would play as a sniper in deathmatch games and top the boards sometimes.
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Threadly reminder that the updated eBook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
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>>34819640
It seems appropriate only in that it is lethal, though only lethal in that it make me want to fucking kill myself.
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>>34818465
“I will tell you,” you say seriously, “for a price.”

“John, wait…” says Aurora her face turning a little panicked.

“Silence you!” shouts the angry girl, “Fine, name your price. I’m sure that the Sayn-Wittgenstein family can meet it.”

“I would like you…” you say, dragging it out.

“Yes what?” asks the girl, clearly eager to hear what you have to say.

“I would like you to bring me a shrubbery!” you finally say, voice shooting into an annoyingly high-pitched and nasal tone.

There’s a pause, where you’re looking at Say-Wittzergarble or whatever her name is seriously, she’s looking like you just spouted an extra head and Aurora is trying and mostly failing not to laugh in the background.

“What…” is the blonde girls only response.

“I said if you brought me a shrubbery!” you say cheerfully, “But actually I’m not going to tell you since I made every last one of those enchantments myself and you just insulted me, my friends and my work.” You reach out and ruffle her hair. “You may want to work on that negotiating technique of yours.”

The blonde is now turning beet red and her mouth is working slowly in anger.

You turn towards Aurora, who is now openly laughing.

“I wasn’t that funny was I?” you ask her.

“No, but to see you bring her down a peg like that, that was worth the fright you gave me earlier.”

You look at her and fake a sad face. “I’m hurt, did you really think I’d sell you out like that?”

She shakes her head, “No, I mean not now. I just got worried for a second because she’s done things like that before and managed it.”

You open your mouth to say something else but then there’s a yell from behind you, causing you to turn.

“How dare you embarrass me like that you dirty commoner!”

Oh and there’s a hand coming your way to slap you.

>Dodge.
>Let her hit you.
>Hit her back.
>Other.
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>>34819374
>I also RE-updated both the pastebins. Sorry, no twin headmistresses. That'd be too much delinquent sexy.

which pastebins?
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>>34819839
Other characters and Irisviels list.
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>>34819816
>Dodge.

We aren't getting ourself ejected from the match for fighting and we promised Tsu (and probably others by now) not to get hurt if it's avoidable.

>continue conversation with Aurora as if nothing's happening while continuing to dodge
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>>34819816
>CROSSCOUNTER
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>>34819816
DOOOOOOODGE!!!!
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>>34819816
catch her hand
only women we love get the right to slap me
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>>34819816
>Catch it
>Then catch the follow-up slap
>Hold Them for a few seconds before asking if she's done
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>>34819640
>>34819568

I don't see whatin this make you think of Ms. Black.

She needs an epic fighting music
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>>34819816
HIGH FIVE!
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>>34819816
>>Hit her back.
CrossuCounta!
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>>34819816
>>Dodge.
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>>34819816
Let her hit you.
Then ask her to make it even, and point at your opposite cheek. (I despise assymetry)
Follow up with another tousle to her hair, as if she were a 5 year old having a tantrum.
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>>34819816
ether
>Let her hit you, Kaname will hit her for it we don't hit girls that's why we have girlfriends to protect our honor.
>catch it
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>>34819816
>>Dodge.
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>>34819816
>>Let her hit you.
stand your ground!
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>>34819938
You'd encourage a five year old to hit you?
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>>34819816
>Other.
>grab her hand before she can actually land the hit
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>>34819816
>Dodge.
>>34819929
>HIGH FIVE!
>pic
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>>34819929
Changing to this. Maximum snark!
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>>34819900
seconding
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>>34819929
supported
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>>34819816
>Dodge.
>Do the motion for a counter and stop right before her face.
>Tell her she needs to work on her technic here, too
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>>34819965
No. Two unrelated statements.

The tousle is an added insult, implying that we think of her outburst as childish and insignificant.
I want this bitch fuming.
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I am >>34819945
I change my vote to >>34819929
sneaky HIGH FIVE
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>>34819816
>Other.
Grab the hand before it hits you and have your butler escort her away.
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>>34819929
Yes.
Shout "YEAH!" as we do this.
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Alright, gonna call it here.

Between the alternate "catch it" votes and "High-five" I think we have a winner.
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>>34819929
It must be done
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>>34819929
This

"I admire your spirit miss, but even with reconcilatory hogh five the answer is still no."
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>>34820081
Could we have a run off? I'm fine with "catch it" but the HIGH FIVE option doesn't do it for me.
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>>34819816
>Sayn-Wittgenstein
No wonder she's such a bitch.
Spoiled rotten, I'd bet.

Also, this has real world implications. Guide, what are you doing?
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For people that wonder who this girl is:

http://strikewitches.wikia.com/wiki/Heinrike_Prinzessin_zu_Sayn-Wittgenstein
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>>34819816
>Hit her back.
419
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>>34819457
Speaking of sexy delinquents. Have Lydia and our army improved in image as well as demeanor? I'm sure some of our charm has been rubbing off on them.
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>>34820176
im conflicted about this picture
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>>34819929
>>34819913
i support these. It shows how little we give a shit about her.
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>>34820153
According to her wiki page, she's actually charismatic and can be nice, but she has a 0% tolerance on failures, including her owns. And no idea of how the real world work due to an harsh and sheltered upbringing

We're probably the first one to ever tell her to fuck off, and she was already pissed because of the match
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>>34818957
No.
No.
We are not Wizard. Wizard is one of the worst kamen riders ever.
No.
I'm all for being a kamen rider, but for the love of god don't ever make us use a belt that says "shabbadoobie touch to henshin".
Or one that so blatantly rips off KARAS.
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Anons, we can't touch her hands! We'll ruin her for marriage!
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>>34819816
catch her hand.
thats just naughty
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>>34820209
I'm not.
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>>34820267
Could be worse, could be Den-O
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>>34820285
She'll have no choice but to join our harem.
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>>34819929
oh yes
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>>34820319
Am ok with this.
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>>34820335
im not we have limited room
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>>34820311
I'd take Den-O over Wizard.
I'd almost take OOO or Fourze over Wizard, but their suits are either boring as hell (OOO) or really really weird with a cumbersome and way-too-big belt (fourze).

In fact, we might as well make up our own rider, because then we can just power it with harem enchanting bullshit instead of something guide has to rip out of yet another show.
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His depiction in The Sandman was very touching.
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>>34820247
I was actually thinking of the real world sayn-Wittgenstein family, German nobility, have a county named after them.
Thought guide was pulling from real life instead of a show.
Not sure why...
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>>34820335
>>34820319

She's tsundere for her witch rival
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>>34820360
what?
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>>34820360
Oh yeah, definitely.
We're talking about the Spider-Man villain, right?
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>>34820360
Zere vill be no Emperor Norton in this thread unless Guide wills it so.
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>>34820399
...don't worry about it anon
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>>34820382
Pretty sure she's based on a guy form this German noble family who was a prince and a pilot.
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>>34820393
Does this mean we can have an actual lesbian character instead of one who will miraculously turn out to be straight the moment guide wants to force her into the harem?
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>>34819816
The girl is pretty fast you admit, but between the fact that you’re much faster, you’d be dead if you weren’t, and the fact that she gave you a heads up by yelling at you, you don’t really have to be worried about it. Plus, angry and fuming girls who can’t do anything without appearing like an even bigger ass are cute, even if they generally want to murder your ass later.

So you just stick out your much bigger hand in her path.

“High five!” you yell out, even as your hand wraps around hers, holding it in place, which keeps her off balance and struggling a little bit.

Then, ignoring the fact that you’re holding her, you turn back to Aurora.

“They’re so adorable at that age aren’t they?” you ask lightly.

Looking at you with slightly wider eyes, Aurora then smiles a bit more, “They are aren’t they,” she replies.

A grunt gets your attention and you turn back to the short angry girl. She’s nearly hanging off of your hand, using her body weight to try and get you to let go. Honestly you’re exerting a little effort, but she’s not going to get out unless she involves magic or you let go.

As she struggles just a bit more….you let go. She doesn’t fall on her ass, but it comes close. She glares at you and huffs even more angrily.

“I’ll get you for this!” she says before turning around and storming off.

“Nice to meet you too!” you yell back, before turning to see Kaname stepping up beside you.

“Think that’ll be an issue later?” she asks you as you both watch the angry girl beginning to extort her team.

>Don’t know, don’t care.
>She spouted off a fancy name, so maybe. I can deal.
>Nope.
>Other.
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>>34820455
No, no lesbian for you. Back to the u/ boat
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>>34820360
Non sequitur gloria mundi
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>>34820480
>>She spouted off a fancy name, so maybe. I can deal.
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>>34820493
Similar rights to the Emperor of the homeless, I expect.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton
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>>34820359
Huh, I'll need to watch more wizard. I mean I admit the belt was silly but den-o had boring finishing moves, shitty characters, and subtly horrifying bullshit played off for laughs,
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>>34820480
>>She spouted off a fancy name, so maybe. I can deal.
we have a way with words and bullshit. If anyone wants to take this up with us, we'll just have to inform them that we were willing to make a deal, but her business attitude left so much to be desired, we had to withdraw our offer.
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>>34820480
>>Other.
could inquire Chris about her?
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>>34820480
>Don’t know, don’t care.
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>>34820480
>deadpan mode engage
Not really.
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>>34820480
>Maybe? It sounds like she's got Money, so I expect a little flak."
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>>34820480
>>Don’t know, don’t care.
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>>34820480
>She spouted off a fancy name, so maybe. I can deal.
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>>34820480
>Only if she wants to admit to everyone she tried to assault me because she was frustrated by not getting her way with my wonderful engine.
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>>34820480
>She spouted off a fancy name, so maybe. I can deal.
ill ask chris about her
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>>34820480
"Probably. Still, I'm not going to put up with people I don't know insulting me, my work and my friends as a means of introduction."
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>>34820480
I hope so. The troubled ones are always worth it in the end.
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>>34820480
>>She spouted off a fancy name, so maybe. I can deal.
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>>34820575
Literally flak.
As in flak cannons, knowing this school.
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>>34820616
this
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>>34820480
>She spouted off a fancy name, so maybe. I can deal.
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>>34820480
>>Don’t know, don’t care.
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>>34820480
>She spouted off a fancy name, so maybe. I can deal.
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Alright, calling and writing.
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In any case, let's make sure this does not either compromise the trip to the beach or make the headmistress do more paperwork.
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>>34820480
>She spouted off a fancy name, so maybe. I can deal.
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>>34820541
Wizard's suit is terrible, the character is bad, the enemies are bad, the finishers are generic, the gimmick is AWFUL, the transformation is ripped off from one of the best Toku OVAs of the 2000's, and it, along with OOO, literally killed Kamen Rider's sales until Gaim started and kicked the industry in the ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugZ9guPHqS4
just in case there are people who don't know how based KARAS is, and how bad a job wizard did at ripping it off.
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>>34820729
>based

yeah, no.
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>>34820616
That's a good answer. Too late for me to vote, though
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>>34820729
I actually rather liked OOO, and I did like wizard's standard styles (the dragon ones where a bit silly).
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>>34819115
I would prefer something more along these lines;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqR4mKGLFMU
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>>34819920
Her favorite album has to be Anvil of Crom
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Speaking of the harem it's getting rather large. In the beginning of the quest we had limited slots but a girl we "maxed" would free the slot for another. That system was changed a few threads on so that we buy slots but the slots are permanent.

In theory, being a harem anime there is no real size limit. But in practice Guide can only write so much. We've already got one girl for every day of the week, I think a upper limit would be something like 16. 2 girls for the first 6 days of the week, and the 4 angels on sunday. Counting everyone who lives in the house we have Tatsuko, Akeno, Chris, Kaede, Kaname, Nanoha, Reila, Imca and the 4 angels. That makes twelve. Outside of the house we have Karasuba and the Headmistress. Irie (our house) makes 15. Slendy doesn't count towards the cap.

So we can probably fit one more without stressing the boundaries too much. (Unless we go full swaglord and add another 6 girls to the first part of the week). I know everyone has their favourites, some of the other Sekirei were mentioned. We will likely get into conflicts with the other school power groups so we'll probably meet Crimea waifu again in some capacity. Off the top of my head I can think of a number of blue haired girls that would fit in well.

In particular I would very much like to see Isara from VC1. If for no other reason then that she deserves a happy ending
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>>34820480
“Maybe,” you say, falling back to the sidelines with Kaname as the other girls get ready to get the match running again.

“Why’s that?” she asks, sitting next to you and resting her head on your shoulder.

“She spouted off some fancy German name, said something about money,” you reply, “So I bet she’s old world aristocracy or something. I bet she could give us a little trouble if she wanted.”

“Why’d you piss her off then?” she asks as the referee blows the whistle for the start of the next half.

“I'm not going to put up with people I don't know insulting me, my work and my friends as a means of introduction, it sets a bad precedent,” you say, wrapping your arm around her waist.

“Hmm, well at least you had a good reason,” she says, snuggling closer.

“Mhmm,” you say, before letting yourself get lost in the ending of the match.

The second half goes much differently from the first. Wargle-blargle’s team is much more aggressive, tossing magic around like it’s candy, ignoring their own defenses and generally trying to push your team into a corner where their speed won’t be as much use to them.

It works…somewhat, at least allowing them to pull closer towards the end. They never really quite had it though. Their final gasp is when blondie herself and a flying v of her friends tries a direct push at your teams goal. It goes well for a bit, but they get picked off one by one until it’s just her and Aurora. She tries to bull her way past. Aurora has your upgraded shield. It didn’t end up like blondie expected.

In the end your team wings by a good but not amazing margin and blondie has to go get her nose healed by her teams medic. Their entire team seems dejected, while yours are in great spirits while they lift you and Kaname up onto their hands and cheer.
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>>34820722
Guide, as an alternative, since she spouted off a fancy name... Can we go talk to and charm the ever loving shit out of her rich ass parents? Perhaps dress up some of the better delinquents and show them up as Charm School graduates, with better proper decorum than their daughter, which is a travesty, and will certainly bring shame to the family.

We're willing to mentor her and teach her to behave like a proper lady... for a price.
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>>34821068
Nearly a half hour and several too many gropes to various parts of your body later, you and Kaname manage to extract yourselves from the still happy group. As you’re about to leave, Galland and Aurora come out of the crowd, both of them still rather giddy looking.

“John, John, my friend,” says Galland as she wraps an arm around your shoulder, “You are the best enchanter ever. Nobody has beaten them in nearly six years! But we did thanks to you!”

Aurora nods as well, smiling that smile she has. “We’re going to have a victory celebration later at one of our houses, we’d like to invite the both of you to come since you helped us out so much.”

You look at Kaname, who shrugs. Looks like it’s up to you.

>Sure, we’ll be there.
>No, sorry, I’d love to but we have plans.
>Other.
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>>34821054
We have to make it so that the girls like the other girls too, that way everyone has someone to cuddle each day of the week.
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>>34821129
>We can move the party to my place. I can throw another barbecue.
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>>34821129
>Sure, we’ll be there.
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>>34821129
>Sure, we’ll be there.
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>>34821129
>>Sure, we’ll be there.
or>>34821163
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>>34820934
Gaim pretty much ruined every other kamen rider for me if they didn't have a standout point I could latch onto, like Hibki's focus on zen and manliness and music, or W's Eternal.

Also, on the subject of not turning our protagonist into one of those two, can we please NOT pick the henshin that makes us look like a sex offender?
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>>34821129
>Sure, we’ll be there.
can we bring others?
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>>34821129
>Sure, we’ll be there.
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>>34821129
>Sure, we'll be there. Mind if I bring some friends along?
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>>34821129
>>Sure, we’ll be there.
I'm fine for offering this though >>34821163
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>>34821129
>>34821163
this
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>>34821111
While I love outside of the box thinking, that really wouldn't work.

While you're delinquents are getting better >>34820176
(answer for you)

None of them could really pass for charm school graduates.

And while she was kind of a bitch to you, she knows her etiquette. She'd win.
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>>34821209
I'unno, I feel we owe Kaname a day with us to herself
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>>34821129
>Sure, we’ll be there.
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>>34821243
There's magic to be had here. Slendy could posses one. No one's classier than an elder god.
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>Sure, we’ll be there.
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>>34821054
We have 7 girls in the harem - our current cap is 11. I think our official maximum cap is 15, IIRC.
So, Chris, Kaname, Tatsuko, Akeno, Ms Black, Nanoha, Kaede, are in already, plus the four angels, plus the Headmistress, plus? Slendere and Irisviel. Between 1-3 spots left, depending on whether Slendy and Iri count.

>>34821129
I'll back >>34821163
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What had we after the Witchball? The trip to the beach?

>>34821054
I say 15 is our limit.
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Alright, calling here.


>>34821312
Day off, then trip to the beach.

>>34821279
No possessing NPC's with elder gods to win an etiquette contest anon.

You can win in other ways when/if she comes back.
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>>34821292
Well, it seems people really want to give an happy ending to the sekirei (though I don't know anything about her), so I say we got her as the last one.
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>>34821341
The fact that you just uttered that sentence really just goes to show where we are...
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>>34821341
>Day off

I say we spend some time during our day off helping around school. The headmistress comes with us to the beach, and we can't let her worry about work during this.
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>>34821054
Solomon had 1200. Just sayin.
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>>34821111
Dude, she seems sexist as hell and probably learned that at home. Better to be their worst nightmare.
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>>34821440
Bah, Solomon was a NPC skirt chasing skrub.
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>>34821440
And he probably never slept with the majority more than once, to say nothing of having a loving relationship.
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>>34821410
...that's a really good idea. It'd be a nice way to make up for all the chaos we cause just by existing.
So long as we don't accidentally break the world or something in the process.
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>>34821111
We never did get that shrubbery.
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>>34821410
I'm cool with that.
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>>34821491
I'll take your word on it, I never met the man.
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>>34821111
You I do like her.
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>>34821129
>Invite harem
Cook
???
Profit
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>>34821440
Solomon never had cuddles with all twelve hundred I bet.
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>>34821129
“Sure,” you say, “We’ll be there. Actually if you want I could have another barbeque at my place…”

Aurora grins and shakes her head at you. “It’s not THAT kind of party silly,” she says, before pulling Galland off of you, “If you know what I mean.”

“See you later Johnny boy,” Galland says as her and Aurora go back to their girls.

You look at Kaname.
“I hope I didn’t get us in too deep,” you say to her.

She just looks at you and shakes her head.

Several hours later you are at one of the large, if slightly non-descript generic houses that the university rents out to various students and student groups. Judging by the lights and the noise coming out of the place, there is one hell of a party going on.

You look at Kaname, who is dressed up slightly nicer than normal. She just grins at you. “You picked this fate,” she says, before opening the door.

Inside is…well it’s a college party. A college victory party no less, fueled with plenty of alcohol and lots and lots of mildly to scantily clad girls. You think you see…nope, that’s just a tomboy with a short haircut. Damn.

Entering the house gets a cheer from most of the assembled girls and you get swarmed by well-wishers attempting to give you drinks, touch your muscles or more often both.

You see Galland break through the crowd, a bottle of wine in her hand.

“John!” she says as only a happy drunk can, “You came! Come, drink up with us!” She offers you the bottle.

>Drink.
>Don’t drink.
>Other.

Part 2, John should be a
>Anime lightweight. The fumes are already getting you drunk.
>Lightweight. A few drinks and you’re going to be down.
>Moderate. Your BAC follows the chart near exactly.
>Heavyweight. That bottle may get you tipsy if you drink it all.
>Other?????
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>>34821647
>Other?????
Extremeweight
there isn't enough alcohol at this party
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>>34821647
>Drink.
>Moderate. Your BAC follows the chart near exactly.
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>>34821647
>Don’t drink.
>Anime lightweight. The fumes are already getting you drunk.

I am amused.
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>>34821647
>Drink.
>Heavyweight. That bottle may get you tipsy if you drink it all
Alcohol, drink all the alcohol.
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>>34821647
>Don’t drink.
>Moderate. Your BAC follows the chart near exactly.
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>>34821647
>Drink.
>Heavyweight. That bottle may get you tipsy if you drink it all.
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>>34821647
>>Drink.
and
>>Anime lightweight. The fumes are already getting you drunk.

We unlock drunken master now
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>Drink.
>Inebriated polyglot, get drunk to speak languages you don't know fluently.
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>>34821647
other
im part Irish
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>>34821695
>>34821647
also
>Drink
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>>34821647
>Heavyweight. That bottle may get you tipsy if you drink it all.
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>>34821647
>>Drink.
>>Other?????
SuperKnurd. Your mere prescence makes alcohol less effective.
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>>34821647
>>Drink.
>>Moderate. Your BAC follows the chart near exactly.
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>>34821647
>Drink
>Standard chef über alcohol tolerance

We cook with beer, wine and liquor, we should be able to handle it (though it sould also still encourage us to loosen up and make bad decisions).
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>>34821647
>Drink.
>Moderate. Your BAC follows the chart near exactly.
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>>34821647
>Drink
>Heavy
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>>34821732
seconding because it makes sense
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>>34821647
>Drink.
>Heavyweight. That bottle may get you tipsy if you drink it all.
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>>34821647
>Drink.
>Moderate. Your BAC follows the chart near exactly.
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>>34821647
>Drink
>Heavyweight Champ
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>>34821647
>Drink.
>Anime lightweight. The fumes are already getting you drunk.

Where we're going we won't need sobriety!
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>>34821647
>>Don’t drink.
>>Othe: still be decontracted and fun

We have work tomorow and cuddles this night.

>>Moderate. Your BAC follows the chart near exactly.

Neither our build nor our habits give us peculiar resistance to alcohol, but we're still a young adult with an healthy body.
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>>34821647
>Drink.
>Heavyweight. That bottle may get you tipsy if you drink it all.
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>>34821647
>Lightweight. A few drinks and you’re going to be down.
I'd go with anime lightweight, but >>34821732 makes too much sense to ever justify that.
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>Drink.
>Standard chef über alcohol tolerance
> Take off your shirt and do some flexing.
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>>34821647
Drink
I AM PART IRISH weight
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>>34821647
>Drink
>Chef class Heavyweight
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Well, I hope we won't be trashed tonight and tomorow
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>>34821647
>Drink.

>Lightweight. A few drinks and you’re going to be down.

We'z just tipsy!
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Alright, looks like you're drinking.

And you have a rather high tolerance from being

A chef/part Irish/just that damn good.

Writing.
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>>34821732
That sounds about right, we can get drunk if we want to but it takes the GOOD stuff.

>Drink
>Heavy
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>>34821695
seconding, with all our points in physical our metabolism better be akin to a greek demi-god
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>>34821858
I dunno guys. It seems like John is just perfect in everrything he does. I know we would get rekt in a magic fight, but it would be nice to have some drawbacks than deliberately choosing to ignore some of the mechanics.

Though I admit chef alcohol adaption does make some sense in this instance.
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>>34821864
Actually greek demi-gods were lightweight by modern standards.
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>>34821950
I would rather not have him drink.
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>>34821950
John can't swim
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>>34821954
>Actually greek demi-gods were lightweight by modern standards.
Really?

Huh that's actually kinda interesting to know
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>>34821950
Stop being a bitch, it's nice to have a character without flaws every now and then.
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>>34821996
second
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>>34821950
we have a flaw we a snarky basted and that causes problems for us down the line
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>>34821647
>>Lightweight. A few drinks and you’re going to be down.
we cant be anime we need to be able to cook with alcohol for some things and lightweight is fun.
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>>34821647
heavy weight
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Guide mentioned that the witchball team was only wearing jerseys. What did our magic engines look like again? IIRC our final form was to be an infinite stratos with magic angel wings instead of the floaty bits. Maybe our angels could help us with that.

From the sound of it witchball is very much a sport for casters. Lots of offensive and defensive magic getting thrown around. Do you think a skilled summoner/enchanter/mystic would have the skills to contribute to a match directly? Granted we don't know much about mysticism in general.

>>34821983
I bet the wine of the gods is some serious shit and should not be consumed near open flames.
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>>34821981
That's pretty endearing.
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>>34821996
Whatever you say, dude.
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>>34821981
im ok with this actually
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>>34821647
You know your tolerances. At least you do now because it’s the first time this has actually come up for you. Reaching down you take the bottle from Galland and put it to your lips. Then you chug. There’s a silence at first, besides the rocking beat, but then there’s some cheers and when you finish it everyone around you lets out a roar.

You cough a bit. Damn that was definitely college level wine. Meaning not that great but highly alcoholic. Grinning, you hand the bottle back to Galland.

“Let’s have some fun,” you say to her shocked face, to which she grins and nods.

The rest of the night goes by in a little bit of a blur. Mostly you remember girls trying to ply you with drinks, which you often take but between them getting knocked around, your tolerance and some attention spreading to poor Kaname, you manage to be mostly in control of your faculties. You dance a little, not as much as the witches would like, you talk a lot and you manage to keep your shirt on, despite several attempts to get it off of you. You don’t think taking it off here would be a very good idea.

As the party is reaching its height, with some drinking contest going on all around, you find Kaname sitting on a couch, drunk talking to Georgette, who also seems out of it.

You are suddenly pulled around by several hands and thrust towards…

Oh geez.

In addition to a rather large chest it appears that Aurora has a rather nice set of abs herself. And is also not wearing many clothes at the moment. And is currently being used as one of those body shot people by the rest of the house.

“John, your turn!” say several voices, pushing you towards her.

Aurora just grins at you, clearly intoxicated herself.

“Where do you want it Johnny boy?” she says, sounding a little eager for you to pick.

>Ah…nowhere, thanks though.
>Stomach.
>Cleavage
>Other.
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>>34821983
Well, remember that Greeks served wine by taking a small quantity, then pouring it in a large jar of water and putting honey in it. Then everyone in the meal drank this watered-down, honeyed wine (though it was closer to sugary water with a bit of wine, really). Yet, there is myths of heroes and demi-gods getting incredibly drunk by drinking it.

Heck, the gigantic Cyclops dropped into drunken stupor by drinking pure wine.
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>>34822066
>I bet the wine of the gods is some serious shit and should not be consumed near open flames.

Not really. Gods didn't drink wine, except for Dionysus and his pals. And it was the same wine mortals drank.
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>>34822171
>>Ah…nowhere, thanks though.
No.
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>>34822171
>Cleavage
yes
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>>34822171
>>Cleavage
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>>34822171
>Cleavage
Cause why not.
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>>34822171
Delicious abs
>Stomach.
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>>34822171
>Ah…nowhere, thanks though.
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>>34822171
>>Stomach.
Mmm...abs.
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>>34822171
>Stomach
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>>34822171
>>Ah…nowhere, thanks though.
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>>34822171
>Cleavage
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>>34822171
>Other.
"Fuck it, surprise me!"
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>>34822024
Buh-Buh that's not a flaw! Just look at Harry Dresden and how good he's got i--- Oh.
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>>34822171
>Everywhere
I am not strong enough to pick
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>>34822217
>>34822232
>>34822236
>>34822240
>>34822247

We're in committed relationships, guys.
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>Other.
"Fuck it, surprise me!"
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>>34822171
>>Ah…nowhere, thanks though.
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>Cleavage
Not until she buys us dinner. So:

>Abs

>>34821950
>but it would be nice to have some drawbacks than deliberately choosing to ignore some of the mechanics.
Hey, don't sell Guide short. Even if we have a high tolerance for alchohol that doesn't mean the intoxication of the people around us will have no effect.

If we lose our shirt for any reason at any point during this party we are not going to escape the house alive.
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>>34822171
>Cleavage
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>>34822282
So? It's a party enjoy the damn thing don't be a bitch!
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>>34822282
She's a friend it's a party. We're slightly inebriated. She's a communal body shots board not just ours.
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I really can't believe this.

really.
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Waterfall it, down the cleavage, to the abs. More fun to clean up.
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>>34822282
And we're eight commitments away from reaching our limit.
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>>34822282
>We're in committed relationships, guys.
It's a shot. We're not voting to decide what part of her to rub John's dick on.
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>>34822171
Clearly this will be a tequila body shot.

>tequila on her navel
>lint of salt between her cleavage
>like in her mouth

Show these girls how it's done.
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>>34822171
>Ah…nowhere, thanks though.
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>>34822306
>>34822308

>I was drunk so it's totaly ok

Don't come crying when our girlfriends are pissed at us.
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>>34822333
If it comes to that I vote Abs.

>>34822331
Eight. Meaning if we truly wanted to we could establish a relationship with the apparently glorious captain of the witchball team.
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>>34822351
This is unusual how
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>>34822351
Girlfriends Plural. Meaning if they get bent out of shape over a body shot boy are the going to be pissed when they find out what we've been doing with each other.
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>>34822171
>Cleavage
Oh yeahhhh
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>>34822351
We won't, mainly because we aren't playing some highschool beta-faggot like you seem to think we are.
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>>34822171
>Cleavage
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>>34822171
>Stomach.
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>>34822386
No that ok because the all share us and are all committed it is the going out of the Harem that is the issue.
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>>34822171
>stomach
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>>34822171
>Cleavage

And let's take our shirt off.
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>>34822282
this is a college party, get that stick out of your ass.
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Calling.

It's always the votes I don't think will matter....

Anyway.

Looks like John's more a boob man.

With some possible other option.
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>>34822171
>>Cleavage
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>>34822386
Not really. The harem is a committed relationship, which we are all in and aware of.
But going outside the harem? That's not on.
There's a vast difference between being a polygamist and a slut.
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>>34822171
We are an Harem Protagonist. That means we should flail around pathetically and end up either forced to take a shot from the cleavage, or punched for being a pervert.

However, we are more than that.
We are a Man. And a man doesn't shy away from challenges, nor turn down liquor. Especially if said liquor is placed on the cleavage of a hot college girl.

>Cleavage.

Then
> Stomach.

Body shots from the tights are reserved for our private parties with our harem.
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>>34822385
>>34822386

Do you guys want to pursue a relationship with Aurora? because she will probably try to make things escalate. Then the whole party will crash.

What I'm saying is that we should be clear of who we are interested in and who we are not. Not being clear about that is what make shitty harem protagonists shitty.
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>>34822476
Well fine then... you've forced the issue. We must now waifu the captain.
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>>34822514
Aurora is pretty legit. Granted she hasn't had enough screen time to truly grow on me. Clearly this is her opportunity!
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>>34822514
Aurora? Take on the whole team man. Tightbody orgy hnnnnnnnnnnng
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>>34822565
Anon stop.
I can't take thinking the rest of the team is built like her.
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>>34822473
Still voting tequila Stomact > Cleavage > Lips option.
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>>34822514
I'm on the fence about aurora.
On one hand, she's QT. on the other hand, we need to fucking slow down. On another hand, I kind of like this Q/Bond bro thing we have where we make her shit and she destroys other shit with it.
wouldn't a relationship with her as the supplier of her team's equipment look bad for her?
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>>34822514
If you were worried about responsibility you should have chosen light weight providing an easy out.
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Alternative: body shots off Kaname's tits
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>>34822470
I suppose you're alright with losing attraction. Good on ya. Let's enjoy the ride and see where Guide takes us.
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>>34822514
I'd like to see where things go before making a firm commitment, but yes.
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>>34822590
Actually, let's save that and use Kaname as a victi- test subject to determine whether the idea is viable.
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>>34822514
This, we don't have many reasons to take her. Except tits.
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>>34822589
But they are. Think of the butts.
>That one Defensive girl with large, pillowy breasts, that's just a slab of delicious muscle and curves
>That Lithe, hard bodied offensive player, with modest breasts, but tighter than hell.

Unf
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>>34822602
I actualy chose not drinking.
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>>34822514
I think little Say-Wittzergarble the cutest.
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>>34822600

We already told the prude council to fuck right off so I don' think that's worth worrying about.

Clearly bro's before ho's so we've got to take a body shot off our bro here.
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>>34822606
Kaname next! Lick her with liqour!
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>>34822609
>>34822609
This.

John's supposed to care about people close to him, even if he doesn't care about much else.

But I guess the ride never end
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>>34822664
Look what you've done!
We need to become witchball team manager
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>>34822664
Anon please, I can only get so erect.
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>>34822746
Jesus... Kaname and a bottle of tequila. I can think of maybe 10 things that'll go really, really right, and a lot of things that can go oh so wrong.
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>>34822786
>>34822779
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>>34822694
You do realise that body shot come on the "ho's" category, right?

Unless people do that between friends and that I was misinformed
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>>34822606
This
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How have we progressed with the Angels so far? Is us going wild going to affect our trials with them?
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>>34822826
I've seen both, just gotta judge the situation. These girls seem straight up, and there's what, 15 guys on campus? Can't be all that many turbosluts. Besides, we've already recruited half of them (Kaede and the Delinquents. Which would make an awesome band name...)
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It's like you guys don't trust Guide to make things work out just fine.
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I think anons need to chill, its a body shot, not a one night stand. We're not plowing her, christ
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>>34822845
I believe we passed already, we just need to do the lewd in church, at [u] exactly [/u] noon.
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>>34822845
Doing A body shot =/= wild. Jesus /tg/, you're like Bizarro world Baskin Robins. There's 32 flavors, and they're all vanilla.
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>>34822845
Maybe. I can think of Love and Honesty being fucking pissed off at us if we mess up here.
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>>34822171
“Ah…” you say, just a little inebriated, “Uhm…” But while your brain is deciding whether or not this is a good idea, your eyes are having just a little bit of trouble staying away from certain parts of her anatomy. Mainly her frontal armor, which is quite sloped…

“Ah Johnny boy, don’t be shy,” says Aurora, her eyes lighting up as her hands reach out, one going towards a bottle of…oh dear that’s some really hard stuff.

There’s some more motion from behind you, where you’re then pushed forward, right next to Aurora. Her hand cups her cleavage forming a nice valley that the liquor is poured into.

“Just a little fun,” she says sloppily, some of the liquid pouring out over her generous mounds.

Then she takes your head gently in her hand and pulls you down.

Sadly, you can’t say that this is the best experience of your life, because while Aurora’s breasts are certainly nice, Tatsuko, Akeno and even Nanoha have equally comparable breasts. But it is the first time you’ve drank high-proof tequila out of some.

There’s some slurping sounds as the shot disappears. Then Aurora leans over and whispers in your ear.

“When you get up,” she says, clearly not as drunk as she was acting, “Go grab your girl casually and get out of here. Some of them are planning on getting you out of that shirt whether you want to or not. I’ll distract them.”

>Do as she says.
>Don’t do as she says.
>Other.
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The way some of you guys suggest things, John will be going on the way of a washed up rockstar, drunk of his initial success making bad decision to indulge himself and losing the thing that made him so great in the first place.

I just hope our harem will make it by themselves once John dies from a heroine overdose after contracting an STD from a cheap prostitue on the poor side of the town.

Ought to be interesting nontheless.
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>>34822933
>implying Love isn't schlicking herself into a coma right now, thinking back on that kiss.

Honesty might be a bit miffed, but that's if we lie about it.
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>>34822779
Dude I don't want to alarm you but you should probably handle that... it looks painful
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>>34822953
>Do as she says.
I knew it!
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>>34822953
Bro-tier best girl

>Grab Kaname, take off shirt outside door, throw to partygoers and leave while they fight over it like jackals.
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>>34822953
>>Do as she says.

Sadly ladies, we don't have enough harem slots for all of you.
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>>34822779
>we need to waifu the witchball team manager
ftfy

>>34822771
Are you seriously worried about the harem getting pissed off at us for having fun with other girls? Like, y'know, all the other times we added girls to the harem? This is a harem anime, we know that, they know that. Doing stuff like this is literally what makes the world tick. Trust in Guide, Faith in Guide.

>>34822953
>Do as she says
Now or never chaps.
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>>34822953
Look at watch then grab your girl and leave in a hurry.
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>>34823005
Jesus, who is this semen demon and where can I get more?
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>>34822953
>Do as she says.
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>>34822953
>>Do as she says.

Thank her.

She is confirmed for bro. We waifuing now.
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>>34822953
>Do as she says.
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>>34822953
>TAKE THE SHIRT OFF
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>>34822953
Don't do as she says, she's trying to trap us. She a the most dangerous one here.
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>>34822953
>Do as she says.
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>>34822953
>Do as she says
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>>34822953
>>Do as she says.
Discretion is the better part of valour.
Aurora is more bro than expected.
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>>34822953
>Do as she says.
>Make sure there is no traps/tricks on the way

Well played, Guide
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>>34822953
>Do as she says.
Thanking her sounds like something we should do as well.
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>>34822953
>>Do as she says.
send her a thank you text right after we make good on our escape.
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>>34822953
>Do as she says.
we should probably avoid getting ræp'd, because as we know it's not rape if you're a man (magic world has some weird double standards)
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>>34822953
> Do as she says.

>>34823005
Long live guide our god and emperor!
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>>34822953
>Do as she says.
Aurora is great.
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>>34823092
We should give her a fruit basket enchanted to keep the fruits eternatly just as rip as they need to be.
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>>34822953
>>Do as she says.
Bless you woman.
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>>34823166
That... is a good idea anon. Either that, or a ring that is also a tazer for use on witchball field
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Calling here.

It's like you guys don't trust me or something!
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>>34822953
>>Don’t do as she says.
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>>34823166
We already gave her a bitching witchball... thing.
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>>34822963
...
What, exactly, brings you to this slippery slope argument?
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>>34823253
He's an idiot. Ta-da.
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>>34822953
>Do as she says
>Thank her
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>>34823166
Oh, god what has magic done.
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>Do as she says.
Aurora is great.
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>>34823264
Fair point, sir.
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>>34823223
Yeah but that was for allying with us. Here she probably saved our abs' ass.
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>>34823253
I believe he is attempting to use hyperbole, unsuccessfully.
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>>34823297
I'm reasonably sure our muscles would have survived any assault brought by these women. We could have posed them all into a stupor if necessary.
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>>34823333
We're in a room full of /fit/ women.
They'd have us pinned before we even knew what was happening.

Also, nice quads.
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>>34823414
They were brought about by the power of flex. Now you see those women would have had no chance.
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>>34823209
Oh we trust you guide, it's just sometimes we trust you to screw us over/remind us that actions have consequences.
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>>34823273
Skipped leg day from the looks of it.
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>>34823447
Yes. Such a taking a shot out of the cleavage of the team captain saves you from being molested and secures a new target for your affections.

This was the best plan ever.
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>>34823499
kek
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>>34823502
I'm still not convinced about her. She's pretty bro, but I don't see her with John.
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>>34822953
You manage to nod slightly into her cleavage.

“Good boy,” she says, you can hear that damn smile in her voice.

“Thanks,” you whisper as she lets your head up.

“No problem,” she says, before leaning in and giving you what for all intents and purposes is a light peck on the lip, “But I still got what I wanted.”

>+5 Attraction to Aurora. Currently at 15

There’s a gasp and then she grins at you, before turning and pushing you into the crowd, which parts simply due to the force at which you’re pushed and how big you are. You’re already halfway to Kaname and then you hear a whoop from behind you.

Glancing back you see…well you don’t see much because there’s a crowd but that’s definitely Aurora’s shirt she’s flinging around above her head. There are some more gasps, but you don’t have time to look, you get to the couch and pick up Kaname, putting her on your shoulder before she has time to say anything.

Normally you’re sure she’d complain, but with how drunk she is she just giggles and waves by to Georgette. There’s some more screaming, happy screaming behind you and you hear Kaname say, “She’s got some big boobs…” and then just as you’re about to exit the door you hear a different voice.

“He’s getting away!” someone yells.
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>>34823548
CHEESE IT!
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>>34823548
Seat of the pants Invisibility enchantment!
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>>34823548
Normally, you could fight them off. Normally, you’d stand your ground. Normally you didn’t have a drunk Kaname on your shoulder and your opponents weren’t simply drunk, overeager girls that were a little boy deprived.

So you run.

You run like the hounds of hell are on your heels, which it sounds like, but mostly it’s just girls upset that they didn’t get to touch your abs.

You have such a horrible life don’t you.

But since you’re just as fit, if not even more fit than the rest of them and much less drunk, you escape easily.

Almost back to your house, Kaname still over your shoulder, you hear her ask you a real question.

“John…” she says slowly, slurring her words just a little bit, “Did you drunk booze out of that girls…clea…clea…boob space?”

>Yes.
>No.
>You’re imagining things Kaname.
>Other
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>“He’s getting away!” someone yells.
DEPLOY THE ABS.
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>>34823548
And brave Sir Galt bravely ran away!
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>>34823589
>Maybe
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>>34823589
"Yeah, if you hadn't been so deep in Drunkersation I would've done it out of yours. Maybe next time?"
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>>34823589
>Yes.

No lying.
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>>34823589
>You’re imagining things Kaname.
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>>34823621
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>34823589
Yeah maybe a little
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>>34823589
>Yes.
Be honest.
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>>34823589
>Yes.
Never lie to waifus guys,
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>>34823589
>Yes.
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>>34823621
It's Castle Anthrax all over again!
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>>34823589
>...kinda. Yes.
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>>34823589
>"Kaname, you're drunk."
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>>34823589
>Yes.
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>>34823589
>>Yes.

>>34823621
Pfft.
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>>34823589
>Yes.... would.. would you like to try it?
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>>34823589
>Yes.
Be disappointed it wasn't her boob space.
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>>34823678
You mean "Kaname, you're drunk, and yes. They were glorious." right?
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>>34823589
>Kaname, you're drunk, go home.
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>>34823589
>Yes.
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>>34823621
Christ... We need more Monty Python references.

/spoiler/ MARGE! There's a penguin on the tele!
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>>34823589
"I'm just glad it wasn't Tatsuko's. I'd be dead..."

MAXIMUM SNARK!
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>>34823589
"I did. I didn't know you could do that." Look directly into her eyes and give her a crooked smile, "I think I might try it again when we get home. For science I assure you."
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>>34823729
Shit.
I'm retarded.
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>>34823589
>Yes, would you like me to take a shot off you?
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>>34823641
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>>34823788
We can't have any goofy time here. Goofy Time is unly fur poonishment.
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On this, I'm going to bed.

Thanks for the thread, Guide!

>>34823589
>Other

Give her some whater
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Still an honest dude all the way.

Writing.

May be last one of this thread.

MAY run another one.

We'll see.
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>>34823817
It's not goofy time, it's "are you trying to trick me again dinald"
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>>34823856
>Have killer interview
>Guide runs good thread with best girls (Especially if Tatsuko and Akeno are involved, and Kaname being a drunk lesbian)
>May even keep running

IT IS A GOOD DAY! PRAISE THE SUN!
>>34823878
Gooby pls
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>>34823856
Gotta add a drunken I love Tequila!!!
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>>34823933
Indeed.

...I miss Teal'c
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>>34823972
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>You run like the hounds of hell are on your heels, which it sounds like, but mostly it’s just girls upset that they didn’t get to touch your abs.
Sorry girls, we're saving that for the championships

>>34823023
Sadly that picture is a one-shot. I looked up the artist on iqdb and they mostly draw traps, only a few of the pictures are of older women.

>>34823856
Well it was either run away or come home shirtless looking like a hickie-spotted leopard.
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>>34824071
artist name?
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>>34824071
...I'ma need that name.
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>>34824104
>>34824113
4chan has had image search built in for a while now.
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>>34823589
“Yes Kaname, I drank a shot from Aurora’s cleavage,” you say near automatically.

“Ah thunk so…” she slurs, “Bet it was a lot.”

“Well…ah…yes,” you say. You aren’t really sure you know how to proceed when your drunk girlfriend is commenting on the fact you drank booze out of another girls cleavage. You don’t think too many people do.

“Mine wouldn’t hold that much…” she says morosely. You feel her shift behind you. You think you have a pretty good idea what she’s doing and you’re only mildly upset you can’t see it.

“You have perfectly sized breasts for your size Kaname,” you say, hoping she doesn’t remember a lot of this in the morning, “If you had boobs that big you’d just look silly.”

You hear Kaname grumble behind you. “Maybe…” she finally admits as you reach your front door.

Entering, you see most of the house is asleep. Stepping into the living room however, you see Akeno and Tatsuko waiting for you, watching some late night movie, with what appear to be their own couple bottles of wine in front of them.

Huh, you didn’t know that you even had alcohol in the house.

Akeno turns and looks at you, opening her mouth, then closing it, then opening it again.

“What happened?” she asks, Tatsuko looking on.

“Shots,” slurs Kaname before you can get a word out, “John did bo…booby shots from the booby monster.”

You glance back at Kaname, who appears to be almost asleep, but not quite.

Then you look at Akeno and Tatsuko, both of whom raise their eyebrows.

You nod.

They grin at you in a way you know you’re not getting out of.

After Kaname gets put to bed for being way too intoxicated, with water and aspiring next to her, you go to bed as well.

After you get very, VERY drunk.
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>>34824026
Thank you, kind sir.
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>>34824209
It's like we're drowning in a sea of titties!
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>>34824209
Oh my.

>>34824131
>>34824113
>>34824104
Eh I already have the tab open.

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=851472

The pic is SFW, the rest are definitely not.
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>>34824209
Alright, that's the end of this thread.

Give me, 30 minutes or so and we'll see if I'm up for another thread. I have work at 8 in the morning tomorrow and I haven't ate anything yet.


So, comments?

Concerns?

Thoughts on another thread?
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>>34824266
Thanks for another great thread, Guide!

Just in time, niggas
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>>34824266
I wouldn't mind a shorter thread if you want to keep going.
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>>34824209
That image just reminds me of the Jojo gif.

>>34824224
I'm not sure what I'm being thanked for but you're welcome? Have another.

>>34824252
>Eh I already have the tab open.
I've just always been more of a 'teach a man to fish' guy.
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>>34824266
If you feel like you can do another, do another.
You're good people, guide.
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>>34824266
More boobs.
Concerns? More ass, more explosions.
Thoughts? Pic related.
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>>34824266

Thanks for running guide. If you feel like running another I will participate. If not I will go to bed. Such is the way of things.
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>>34824266
I'm OK with another thread, but don't wear yourself out too much guide.
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>>34824266
Thanks for running Guide!
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>>34824266
Can't believe I made it time for the end. That said, if you want to run another, shorter thread or something, I'd LOVE it.
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>>34824266
Thanks for the run. I'll be here all night.
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>>34824266
Up to you Guide. If you decide to run long go eat something first, we can wait.

What WOULD have happened if we had just ripped our shirt off on the spot?
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>>34824266
Can we get all the angels and the reaper in our harem now? We've bonded with all of them.
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>>34824412
we would be molested
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>>34824266
>So, comments?
Loved it in the beginning. Loved it midway through. Still loving it.
>Concerns?
That my body can't take much more, Cap'n.
>Thoughts on another thread?
My body is ready if yours is.
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>>34824266
If you have work in the morning, leave it at this for tonight. I love the quest, but don't push yourself too hard.
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>>34824295
>>34824308
>>34824309
>>34824318
>>34824324
>>34824329
>>34824333
>>34824357
>>34824403
>>34824412
>>34824419
>>34824441
>>34824445
Thanks guys. Glad you enjoyed it.


As to your questions.

If you had taken off your shirt...bad things would have eventually happened. To you or somebody else.

Angels and Reaper are waiting to get in your harem. Once you do the ceremony, they'll all be Permanent Harem tier.


As for running again tonight.

I've decided that I should eat, sleep etc so I'm ready for work tomorrow.

I'm off at 3:30, then I can run a double tomorrow, which is actually more conducive to what I have planned.

So, as normal, I'll be around for until this thing dies for questions.

After that, I'll see you tomorrow.
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>>34824576
Guide... You're too good to us.
Quick question though: what time zone are you in?
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>>34824576
Sounds great. Dunno if I'll catch it, but I'll do my best.
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>>34824639
Eastern.
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>>34824576
thanks guide I liek you
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>>34824576
>I'm off at 3:30, then I can run a double tomorrow, which is actually more conducive to what I have planned.
Pic related.

Sleep well man. May you wake surrounded by beautiful, loving women.
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>>34824665
Alright, I'll see you tomorrow then.
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>>34824576
See you tomorrow. Hopefully.
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>>34824711
Not going to happen anon.

At least I have my puppy. She's about as close as I'm gonna get.

>>34824673
>>34824715
>>34824755

Thanks guys, see you tomorrow.
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>>34822514
Is being able to set off a general orgy with people we're not in a committed relationship with really so bad?
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>>34824576
'Night OP. Thanks for a great run and I'll see ya tomorrow.
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>>34824755
Taiga route when
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>>34824816
When Illya gets her roite
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>>34824816
It'll be out just after the Illya, Rider and Maids routes, same as the Ayako and Caster routes.
I've heard it's 85% done!
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>>34824576
There is something you could clarify for us. We seem to be filling up the harem rather quickly. What happens when we hit the hard cap? Are we supposed to stop interacting with girls outside of the harem? We seem to be a little torn between interacting with girls (which is the whole point of our existence) and avoiding them to stay true to the girls we already know. We don't really go out and hunt girls, they just sort of gravitate towards our gentlemantly self. So at some point are we supposed to turn them away?

Oh and Show ratings! How high on the richter scale have we hit in terms of fangirl squees?
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>>34824781
Rest well Guide. When you're leaving for work, I'll be finishing my 12 hour overnight shift. I really hope I catch tomorrow though.
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>spoiler
Well acquainted with that feel, bro. At least you have your puppy. I keep meaning to see about a new dog. It's been about 4 years.
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>>34824878
See pic.


>>34824879
When you reach the hard cap, you can still attract girls, seeing as how most aren't likely to be at permanent level. However, they will not grant you benefits and cannot get benefits from being in your harem.

IE leveling up etc.

I'll let them be your friends and stuff, but the show may be pushing you away from getting physical with you.

As for ratings. That'd be a spoiler.


>>34824902
Get one if you can possibly afford it. There's a reason they're called mans best friend.

Had at least one my entire life, so I doubt I'll ever go without.

Unconditional love man, great thing.
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>>34824878
now you've made me sad because I remember that anon who was running the caster route CYOA.
and then he quit.

>Rider route
why can't we have nice things
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>>34824879
I imagine that the major power players will take notice of our group and start putting pressure on us and any people we associate with, so from then on most of the girls at the school will keep a polite distance and silently (and not-so-silently) admire us from afar so they don't get their shit wrecked and conscripted as cannon fodder.
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>>34824964
I would suggest you run your own, but you're already doing best Digiquest, so eh.

>why can't we have nice things
Because can you imagine trying to fit all those routes into Hollow Ataraxia? Shit's impossible.
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>>34824964
>that anon who was running the caster route CYOA.
>and then he quit.
That hurts to read

>Rider route
Muh dick! Muh heart! Muh dick! Muh heart! It won't end!


>>34824962
>Get one if you can possibly afford it
It's not a money issue. It's just finding the right one, ya know?
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>>34825131
True.

I've always had labs/part labs.

But we've always had the area to hold them and let them run, so I understand the issues.
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>>34825085
I'm also pretty bad at nasuverse to the point where I didn't even catch the mistakes G.Blessing made in In Flight.

So while I dearly want to run that "European Extreme" Grail War Quest, I still need to git gud.
or just be incredibly vague about how things work, which isn't nasu at all.

>best digiquest
you flatter me anon, but I'm not that good.
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>>34820455

This is a harem series. All lesbians are just going through a phase.
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>>34825232
Gale, I had a similar idea for a Fate quest at one point. But I'm equally bad if not worse at the lore.

Actually, my idea was so completely non-nasu it'd mostly be stealing the fate name and the grail war and little else.
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>>34825316
more or less the same, except I got handed the notes by a friend who couldn't run it any time soon.

I've since made some changes, but the all-star cast has only gotten better.

We should talk about this later at some point.
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>>34825232
>I'm also pretty bad at nasuverse to the point where I didn't even catch the mistakes G.Blessing made in In Flight.
You're right, that is bad at nasuverse.

What's this 'European Extreme' idea you had? All yurop all the time?
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>>34824962
>I'll let them be your friends and stuff, but the show may be pushing you away from getting physical with you.
Makes sense... we're gonna get BEFRIENDED a lot aren't we. At this point we can probably track the witchball team's attraction rating as a single number, sans Aurora.

Do Irie and Slendere count towards the cap?

>>34825166
I don't know much about dogs, but I've had a cat for over 10 years now. She's been an outdoor cat for as long as I've had her, and pretty lean and mean from climbing trees and stuff. See pic, raccoon's face when. Cat love is kinda conditional compared to dogs, but they take care of themselves for the most part.
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>>34825364
I'm trying. Really.

>What's this 'European Extreme' idea you had? All yurop all the time?
It was the difficulty settings. Each one got more and more outrageous until you get to Dante Must Die/Revengeance difficulty, which was European Extreme. I just call it that because what else would /tg/ pick?
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>>34825357
Twitter is our friend.

>>34825372
Yes, you are going to get BEFRIENDED. However, you're also going to spend lots of time with your girls.

I don't like Cats as much, but they aren't bad. Just depends on what you want. I like my cuddles.

Like you couldn't tell that already.
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>>34825420
Eh, as long as it has ancient hellenic waifus I approve of your concept, even if you think Servants are stronger than in life and can't tell the difference between a TYPE and a regular alien.
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>>34825467
I've heard it said that vanilla is the most boring of flavours. But once you go and try everything else it lets you appreciate it that much more.

Incidentally I've been looking through my picture folders and set aside any remotely related to the quest. I can stop posting them if it gets annoying.
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>>34825564
Nah, I haven't noticed anything, so if you think they're related and you don't image dump, go ahead.


And Vanilla is the basis of most of the flavors, without it you can't have the rest of them.
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>>34825564
Right in the feels. My cat just got put down recently.
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>>34825557
>stronger than in life
according to apocrypha, Different with new powers? yes. Stronger? meh.

>TYPES
That I know. Now.
I've read more since then.

>helenic waifus
n-no promises.
we'll see
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>>34825658
They're pretty explicitly weaker than in life, even if they can do some new stuff they couldn't before due to the influence of their legend.
A full-powered heroic spirit is practically an anti-continent weapon, not that there's any way to get a full-powered heroic spirit, so we have to make do with shitty knockoffs that only encapsulate a small fragment of the whole.
That's where Servant classes come in, btw, a class is sort of like a mold that determines the ratio of 'parts' that a Servant will be made from, so a Lancer will take a higher percentage of the source's speed than a Saber, but less toughness.
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>>34825801
I gathered the class part, but thanks for the info on the first.
I still have some gud to git, of course.
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>>34825860
We all do, Gale, noone can keep up with the Mad Mushroom's reckless retcons.
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>>34825232
>>34825420
>>34825316

If you guys are into Nasuverse going fucking crazy F/SA was pretty excellent. It boggles the mind that AC-Guy was able to produce a clusterfuck like that and have it BE GOOD and MAKE SENSE.

That said, it does have it's problems, like how the last couple of threads went straight to hell. Though it is on an extended Hiatus if you did want to read/catch it up.
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>>34826005
That fucking bike.
I really should go back and finish it, but once the hiatus on-off began and AC-GUY started to intensify...
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>>34825801
>>34825860

Actually the 'weaker than in life' thing isn't an absolute. Servants roughly have a power-level of X because the mana for 7X is the amount needed to summon the grail.

It just so happens that the world has a relatively limited supply of mana in it, so with increasing populations means a decrease in average potency. The Servants therefore being weaker than the 'real' ancient heroes and stronger than the average modern man would be a reflection of those facts without implying direct causation.

Gilgamesh, for instance, was so outlandishly powerful in life because he was one of a few thousand humans running around and genetically slightly more than 50% god.

In theory, in theory mind because it would be very difficult to actually accomplish, you could pump enough magic into a servant vessel to bring even Gilgamesh all the way beyond his original powerlevel he had in life.

But this would never happen in a Grail war, because the entire thing is a trap designed by the Einzberns to kill everyone else and give them their mastery of the third Magic back.

>>34826176

>AC-GUY intensify

You mean the anti-QM attitude developing, or the fact that his skill seemed to decline somewhat because of/as well as his erratic schedule?
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>>34826225
I meant both the erratic schedule and his utterly horrific luck.

>servant power levels
that's also very helpful. Thanks, anon.
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>>34826288

There's actually direct proof that Servants being weaker than the originals in the canon source material in Archer(Emiya), given that he was set for Servant PL for the war even though as a Human Mage he was a bit weaker and as a Counter Guardian he was a bit stronger.

>Schedule/Luck

What's funny about the luck thing to me is that while he does have shit luck, /tg/ exaggerated it a bit and then everyone looks at the exaggerated joke version and goes 'bullshit' and get angry at AC-Guy for it.

And it is bullshit and exaggerated, by a collective third party AC-Guy asked to stop a couple of times. Which I find hilarious, because sympathetic friends/fans screwing him over by showing concern is a pretty fantastic example of him getting fucked in a roundabout way.

What makes it funnier to me is I first came to /tg/ when AC-Quest got underway because I was so happy it managed to get him out of his funk. And now it's slowly sending him back into the dark place it once pulled him out of. Which is terrible, but a very typical thing to happen to him.



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