>>34808571
>Well... that was kind of cool
But more importantly, HOW?

>>34808571
>>Well.... that was kinda cool.
But be grumpy about it
Also, can't sleep due to insomnia go to /tg/ find this and now my sleepless morning is better

>>34808594
This

>>34808571
>>Well.... that was kinda cool.

>>34808571

>Well.... that was kinda cool.

>>34808571
>Well.... that was kinda cool.

>>34808571
"That would lore more impressive if you didn't have your shorts around your leg, and girlcum running down your thighs"

>>34808594
It's magic

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>>34808594
>>34808607
>>34808648
>>34808669
>>34808685
I let out a pained sigh, rubbing the bridge of my nose, "Well.... that was kinda cool..... I guess." She jumps down, walking over to me, legs cracking the floor slightly with each step.

"I just realised I wasn't wearing shorts when I did that." She points out, flustered again. covering her privates with her hands she hurries off, looking for her lost clothes.

I find her getting dress again in the shell of the office we'd been messing around in. "Alright, how the fuck did that even happen?" I ask.

She looks up, smiling, "I dunno, s'never happened to me before. I thought that fuck off rock was gonna kill me, and then I was stronk, like ox." She flexes in a 'dynamic' pose again.

Another sigh from me, as I take my glasses off and start wiping them with my shirt, "Alright, just so we're clear;

>You aren't becoming a superhero, fuck that
>We aren't going out, I'm not getting kidnapped by inevitable some arch rival bullshit
>Write in?

>>34808782
>We're staying friends no matter what happens from here on out. Right?

>>34808782

>You aren't becoming a superhero, fuck that

>If you do I'm probably going to get kidnapped or something.

>>34808782
>>Write in?
What exactly are you intending to do now?
No need to get all demanding

>>34808782
>you aren't becoming superhero, fuck that
>but if you do were not going out, I'm not getting kidnapped by inevitable arch rival bullshit

>>34808782
"Mind keeping your super-hero-ness a little low-key? I know it's fun for you, but the high will start to wear off when people start trying to kidnap your friends and family, cause collateral damage to your house and belongings, etc."
"And to be honest, I don't want to be part of these shenanigans until I can fire laser beams from my eyes"

>>34808782
>>You aren't becoming a superhero, fuck that

>>34808820
Seconding that

>>34808816
this

>>34808820
Ye, this is good.

>>34808820
Seems the most reasonable

>>34808819
This.

>>34808820
That's a little too serious, try and be lighthearted about it.

>>34808820
Yeah, this is cool.

Is there an archive anywhere?

>>34808847
You think any of the options are light hearted?
Srs nigga, this gonna turn into shouting and screaming if we aren't reasonable

>>34808820
That being said, tell her to put her clothes back on too

>>34808859
http://archive.moe/tg/thread/34711005/#34711005

>>34808861
But what if she feels like super fucking?

>>34808880
Then we go to one of our houses

>>34808859
Yeah, it's cooled archive moe, dumbshit.

>>34808861
>>34808820
Seconding putting on clothes

>>34808782
>>34808808
Seconding

>>34808816
This

"We're both gonna keep this on the low key, alright? I know it all probably seems fun right now. But when Badly McSwirlytache, or whatever the fuck, starts kidnapping your friends-"

"You mean you?" She points out.

"And family-"

"You mean my piece of shit dad?"

You plow on, "Or starting blowing all your shit up, the fun will run off."

She gasps, "No, not my stuff." Before addin, with a grin, "I live in a caravan, what stuff?"


"AAAAAAAnd I don't want to be caught up in any dumb superhero shenanigans.... at least unless I get some god damn superpowers." You trail off.

She snorts, "Why would a twiggy loser like you get superpowers? At least I'm awesome, that's why I get them." She punches me in the shoulder, by arm tears backwards, nearly flying out of the socket, "Whoops." She adds with a snort, before flexing her fingers.

She tries punching the column she'd thrown the rubble into, her fist comes away unmarred, by the whole thing only rumbles in place, "I think.... it's fading, hell's this bullshit!?"

You just rub you head, "I don't know, I just want to go home and sleep for like thirty hours."

She punches me in the arm, the other one this time, only a normal dead arm this time, "Ah quit being a pansy. C'mon let's go grab something to eat."

>Fuck off, I'm tired
>Sigh, "Fine."

>>34808924
>>Sigh, "Fine."

>>34808924
>sigh "Fine"

>>34808924
>Sigh, "Fine."
"Maybe my kisses give super powers or something, after I never kissed a girl before you"

>>34808924
>Fuck off, I'm tired

>>34808924
Calling it now, the source of her powers is sex and we've gotta help keep her swole to fight the bad guys.

>>34808924

>Sigh, "Fine."
>Could it have been my diddling on you that did this?

>>34808942
>>34808947
>>34808951
Probably.
Either that or super adrenaline

>>34808924
>"'kay"
No sigh

>>34808947
Excitement more than sex, I believe

"Uhhhhghhhhg. Fine." I tell her. We regather our shit, clambering over the hull of the powered down robot, out of the school.

Claire orders a steak the size of her face, when we reach the diner, where I just content myself with eggs, I'm low on dosh at the moment anyways.

"So how did that happen, like really? Do you..... think that stuff we were doing had anything to do with it?" I ask tentatively.

She snorts, "Oh yeah Danny, I got super strength because you made my heart go doki-doki, ya fuckin' weeb."

"Shut up, I thought you wanted to watch something girly." She snorts again as I trail off.

"I dunno, but it was rad. I'm gonna see if I can do it again tonight." She stands as the burly waiter walks past, "Oh yeah, thanks for paying Danny." She tells you, smiling, already halfway out the door.

The bill comes to $36, you have 48.

>Pay it
>Dine and dash, roll a d10 (7+ needed for success)
>What say?

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>34809064
>>Dine and dash, roll a d10 (7+ needed for success)
Fuck paying

>>34809064
>>Pay it
>What say?
Compensated dating? Claire I thought you had more class

>>34809064
>Pay it
>No need to be a lawbreaker.

>>34809064

>Pay it

"The shit I put up with. See you tomorrow."

>>34809064
Whap her over the head
"We're splitting the cost or we're eating at my house, your choice."

>>34809064
>>34809092
This.

>>34809064
>order takeout
>dine and dash
>get takeout, have Claire pick us up and supersprint into horizon

>>34809064
Pay it. Monsters drop cash, right?

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>34809064
Pay your share, leave the rest

>>34809092
Seconding that

>>34809092
Guys I think we already ate

>>34809064
pay it..

>>34809109
Forgot the addition of "next time we eat"

>>34809064
>Pay it
We'll get her back somehow

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You foot the bill, yelling after her, "Why do I put up with your bullshit?"

She waves through the window, "Seeya tomorrow Danny!" She gives an overenthusiastic thumbs up.

Cunt.

Arriving home, my mum waits at the door, "You're late, we were about to call the police." I check my phone, it must've shifted to vibrate in my pocket.

She inspects me closely, brushing rubble chunks from my hair and shoulders, eyes narrowed

>"Where were you and who were you with?"

>>34809168
>Answer honestly
>Except for the super power part

>>34809168
"Not my fault, I was holed up in the library during the latest monster attack. Bloody whatsisface ain't doing his job properly"

>>34809168
"Got stuck in the library with Claire but we're both fine."

>>34809179
Second

>>34809179
this

>>34809179
Makes sense.

So, I think it's clear by now what's happening, or should I say, fappening.

Us jacking/jilling people off gives them superpowers.

>>34809250
So... why aren't we a deity by now?

>>34809250
How do you know we're not, and that the entire world around us hasn't been shaped directly by it?

>>34809250
It's probably kissing, considering when we do it to ourself we only get cum

>>34809266
'Cause we already have the superpower to give people superpowers. I don't think it would stack.

>>34809250
I don't know, I just read back over episode 1 and Claire fucks up Chad and his cuntmates without us doing anything lewd. Maybe it is just adrenaline that gives her superpowers.

>>34809301
That is just her being strong though
And she has said she never had powers before today

>>34809301
wouldn't her adrenaline have been pumping in a fight with chad and his cutmates?

>>34809301
And getting into a fight where you're outnumbered isn't enough adrenaline to manifest any powers? If I remember correctly she just beat them, she didn't punch their heads off. What happened in the library is a whole different level.

>>34809301
There's "Fighting off some douchebags," and there's "Fighting off some giant monsters."

>>34809179
"Ok, look, it wasn't my fault. I was holed up in teh school library during the monster attack. Blame Sheen for not doing his job."

She frowns, you know you're supposed to come straight home when there's an attack. We've been over this Daniel." Oh she's using that 'say your full name to diminutise you' trick , cool I love that one.

"Sorry Mum." I mumble, just trying to get through this.

She dusts me off, "Was it Claire you were with?" She asks.

>Yeah
>No
>It's not like you think it was

>>34809378
>>Yeah

>>34809378
"The giant monsters weren't exactly going to wait for me to get fit and then run over here mom."
"And who said I was with someone?"

>>34809378
>Yeah,yeah

>>34809395
Second

>>34809378
>Yeah
"I fell asleep waiting for field hockey practice so I could cheer her on. She came looking for me."

>>34809390
>>34809406
>>34809436
"I mean, yeah, I went to go cheer for her at hockey tryouts. They got cancelled, but she came looking for me, then the thing showed up."

She grabs me by the chin, tilting me up to stare into her eyes. "I wish you'd stop hanging out with that girl, she always gets you in trouble, and her grades are so poor.... not to mention her father..."

"Yeah her dad's a cocksucker alri-" She slaps me across the face.

"Language Daniel!" she rotates on her heel and walks back to the house.

Dinner is a terse affair, but mum seems to have gotten all her yelling at me out for the day, instead she keeps asking my sister, "Why don't you at least try dating a boy honeyyy. You can't be sure you don't like them if you don't try, right?"

My brother and I squirm in our seats, thankful it's not us on the emotional chopping block.

When dinner's done, I stack my plate in the sink, fuck if I'm cleaning it. The door deadlocks for the night, as I decide to...

>What do?

>>34809512
>Play videogames with big bro?

>>34809512
>Masturbate in the hope it gives us superpowers

>>34809512
GET /FIT/ NOW

>>34809512
I support the attempt at Fit.

>>34809551
>>34809555
Sounds good but we don't know the first thing about doing so. We're much better off just getting Claire to whip us into shape. Probably literally

>>34809512

Do some exercise, or research in a way so that if shit ever hits the fan, we'll be able to not be complete dead weight.

There's no rule background characters can't be good or effective at combat, Gundam Unicorn's early episodes have entire scenes dedicated to it.

>>34809569
Pushups and situps/crunches are fairly standard fare.

>>34809529
We already have a superpower tho.

OH MY GOD

Maybe it only activates once we jack off, and then we can only implement it by jacking other people off.

>>34809569
Sprinting and middle-distance running. So we don't get fucked when shit hits the fan. Discretion is the better part of valor and all that shit. Some parkour might help as well.

Secondarily, we want to be able to hold our own in a fight, but that won't be happening for quite a while.

>>34809638
No to parkour, too much parkour.

>>34809638
Yeah, we'll just run laps around our bedroom
>>34809605
True but I don't think Danny can do that for an evening, though it wouldn't hurt to try

>>34809605
I am in support of this.

>>34809638
We're not going to be able to hold our own in ANY fight, have you forgotten what quest this is? "The fastest fleeing civilian" sounds achievable, though.

>>34809629
Our superpower is the Reverse Social Link. The closer people get to us, the more their own abilities are improved. When Claire RANKU AHP-ed, her natural fitness was intensified many-fold, but flaunting her powers in front of us lost her affection points because it offended our background character sensibilities.

>>34809674
Honestly I doubt even that
What we do need to be though? "Not the slowest fleeing civilian" that'll do

>>34809689
Sounds as reasonable as any other theory.

>>34809674
I didn't mean that we should be able to beat down the Monster of the Week, but maybe getting slapped around less by Chad might be nice?

I head to your my, clearing a space on my floor, I start trying to do some situp crunches. I manage about 3, hoping your pulling the technique off properly, before collapsing to the floor.

"UUUUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhhhhhhH." I whine to the room, "This is harrrrrd."

Something heavy slams into the wall connecting to my sister's room, "Shut up. I'm trying to study!"

"Fuck you bitch!" I call back, alright let's just try some jogging on the spot.

I manage about 5 minute of that, trying to throw in sprints sporadically, until my legs physically collapse under me, I fall, smashing an elbow on the floorboards, I yelp in pain.

My sister bashes my door in, "Jesus christ, shut up!" She walks over and kicks me in the side as I try to pull myself upright against the bed.

>I'll tell mum your bullying me
>So tsun tsun oneechan
>Other?

>>34809695
I just want "faster than the monster can catch up". What if we're the only bystander there - something that will be rather likely as long as we're sticking with Claire?

>>34809712
But that's History's Strongest Disciple territory.

>>34809729
>>So tsun tsun oneechan

>>34809729
>so tsun tsun

>>34809737
See as long as there are slower people than us in the crowd that is our speed
Because we are a background character all we need is to not be the one separated by being too fast or too slow and the to be made an example of

>>34809729
>Will you stop adding to my pain? Just turn up your music, jeez.

>>34809729
>I head to your my
gr8 spelling m8...

>so tsun tsun

>>34809729
>Moan like a bitch from getting kicked.

>>34809729
>>So tsun tsun oneechan

Can't stop the taunt.

>>34809757
Or the bulk of the crowd that gets stepped on by a giant monster.

>>34809729

"So am I just that abusable to dykes? Is my pain a siren's call to your people? God, grow up and learn to share the house."

>>34809761
Don't talk to me

>>34809729
>my
>you
>I

Pick a POV and stick with it, already!

>>34809780
Well yeah but we have a greater chance of dying by being noticeably ahead or behind
Really what we should be doing is finding and learning about every bolt hole, drain and other easily accessible safe area that MC's can rescue us from

"Ohhhh Onee-chan, so tsun-tsun!" I grit through my teeth. She kicks me in the ribs again at that. I fall back to the floor, coughing in pain.

"Stop with the god damn moon speak too." She adds, "You're just embarrassing yourself. Fucking learn to hide your power level."

"S-sugoii." I reply.

She growls in frustration and turns to leave,

>Anything else to say?
>Let her go, I'm gonna

>>34809834
Yeah, dark, secluded areas to do the ol' rough and tumble in to get the super strength or speed and whatnot.

>>34809853
>>Let her go, I'm gonna
>Training montage until we collapse again

>>34809853
>Laugh

>>34809798
Fudger please go.

>>34809853
"I'm sure you know all about power levels with your 'refined' tastes."

>>34809853
>Play videogames really loudly.

Y'know, I hope that this quest only verges into incest territory in the event of an emergency.

>>34809853
"Using 'hide your power level' unironically? Pot, meet fucking kettle."

>>34809910
Seconded!

>>34809853
>Let her go, I'm gonna
Play a game to distract ourselves from the pain

>>34809853
>>34809910
>>34809900

Seconding something along these lines.

And then back to trying to not suck at physical activity.

>>34809910
this pls

>>34809910
seconding!

>>34809910
This

"Hide your power level? Hello pot, my name is kettle, you are black." She just flips me off as she slams the door shut behind her. Bitch.

I struggle to my feet, nursing my ribs, I lock the door, before switching the TV on, blasting Shadow of the Colossus at max volume into her wall.

She slams on the door, "Overrated garbage!"

You spend the rest of the night playing that as loud as possible, passing out on the couch.


VVvvvVVvvv

A text alert wakes me up, buzzing in my pocket, "Hry up crepe, skols strts son." Claire.

Taking a moment of silence for the English Language, I slather myself into a change of clothes.

Apparently half the roads are submerged in deep rain water. We’re still expected to go to school of course.

“Just stick to dry streets with sewer grates.” Mum tells me as I grab my handful of cereal from the box. I grunt in acknowledgement. “And if that thing shows up again, don’t be a hero.” She yells as I swing out the door.

‘Don’t be a hero?’ Why the fuck would I? What am I gonna do? Grovel at it until it returns to its home planet or whatever? A pointless demand, really.

Claire’s just arriving at the front of my house, walking today. It’s obvious shes trying to be stealthy, careful to not be seen by anyone who may be lurking at the front door. “So how was your quality family time?” she asks once I get down to the path.

>Shit, as always
>Pretty funny
>Well, my mum hates you
>Other?

>>34810100
>>Pretty funny
>>Well, my mum hates you

>>34810100
>Shit, as always
>Well, my mum hates you

>>34810100
>shit, as always

>>34810100
>Pretty funny

>>34810100
>>Pretty funny
>>Well, my mum hates you

>>34810100
>Well, my mum hates you

>>34810100
>>Shit, as always
>>Pretty funny
>>Well, my mum hates you

>>34810100
"Not important, did you figure out how your powers work?"

>>34810100
>>Shit, as always
>>Pretty funny
>>Well, my mum hates you

"It was shit, as always, though it was pretty funny, my sister got yelled at for being a dyke, then she got butt hurt over me pointing out how much of a weeb she is. Oh, and my mum hates you." A fun night at the Speltin household, all in all.

"Your mum's just mad, cos she knows I got it going on and she doesn't." She mushes her chest together at, "She wishes she had this bid'ness going on."

"You know I hate it when you say it like that."

She leans in, "Bid. Ness."

I sigh, "Whatever, did you figure out how your super powers or whatever the fuck that was, work?"

"Nah, I tried for ages, but nothing seemed to jump start it, nothing. Just back to regular old Claire." She puts me in a headlock, giving me a rough noogie, "Still tougher than you though."

I don't know why I put up with this.

We arrive at an intersection, the road leading to school leads down a hill, the lower half of which looks flooded to ankle height. The other road leads in a round about route to school, but adds another 20 minutes to the walk.

>Hill
>Roundabout way
>Ditch?

>>34810281
>>Roundabout way

>>34810281
>Ditch?

>>34810281
>Roundabout way
If the streets are that badly flooded, nobody would fault us for going around.

Plus, that's 20 minutes we won't be in school.

>>34810281
>>Ditch?

>>34810317
If we had more than $50 I might be willing, but we dirt broke.

>>34810281
>>34810281
"We should ditch and experiment, the thing you fought was robotic right? It probably recorded the entire fight, not to mention the library cameras."

>>34810281
Hill.

>>34810281
>Roundabout way

>>34810331
This.

>>34810331
robots tend not to have viscera and the library was levelled

>>34810454
Both very fair points.

"Ditch?" I suggest, after half a minute of contemplating the awful fate of wet socks.

“Ditch.” She agrees.

Of course we’re both losers, so we have no idea what to do whilst ditching. We just eventually end up in a mostly dry park. I sit down, leaning against a tree and Claire flops onto my legs, head resting on my shin. “I always imagined this would make me feel more cool and edgy.” She sighs.

“Yeah I thought we’d meet some dealers and pimps, fall into the wrong crowd and become crack whores in the first few minutes, making baby boomers question what’s wrong with society today.” I try and readjust my legs so her hairclip doesn't dig into the bone so much, no luck.

“Didn’t your mum dump your dad, then drop out of high school to go and be a roadie for some shitty band?”

“That she did. ‘The Harmonic Convergence’. My aunt told me she only quit when she got herpes, and not even from one of the band members. It was to pay off her bar tab or weed dealer or something.”

“But only now is society standing on the brink of moral collapse?”

>>34810566
“Well yes.” I tussle her hair and she makes a half hearted attempt to bat my hand off. “Y’see the homosexuals are conspiring to steal all her potential grandchildren. Apparently.”

“Mike’s not gay.” She mentions.

“No, but he’s lacks the ability to talk to girls. Even more than I do.” She lets out a low whistle to signify how impressive a feat that is, I give her hair a soft tug as a retort, auburn strands separating from her hair as a I pull away. “So he might as well be, as far as my mum and her family are concerned.”

“Dad read anything interesting?”

“Some shit about the invasion of a country I’m sure you’ve never heard of. Some fratbro soldiers were caught being cunts in Arabistan. Pillaging and raping, trying to re-enact some shooter level or other, the usual fratbro pastimes.”

"Huh, that sucks." Is all she has to offer.

A comfortable silence falls, barring that hair clip still trying to perform a bone marrow extraction on me. Over lunch, we figure we should actually do something in the afternoon

>What do

>>34810587
Wanna experiment on superpowering?

>>34810587
>More sexual experimentation

>>34810587
>Get Claire to train us

>>34810587
>Get Claire to train us
>Experiment on superpowering.

>>34810626
>>34810629
>>34810655
It's a trade: she helps us not be pathetic, we help her figure out what made her go all superpowery.

>>34810626
>>34810629
Have Claire train us, then we "train" her

>>34810587
>Attempt to strike cool poses
Otherwise
>More sexual experimentation
Because we horny teenager.

>>34810655
sexual experimentation= Experiment on superpowering ?
Ask if she tried that.
I think that she needs Orgasm + adrenaline to superpower.

>>34810587
this
>>34810629

>>34810587
>Training montage

>>34810623
>>34810626
>>34810629
All of these in that order

>>34810756
Agreed.

>>34810729
And if she asks, point out that it's clearly not adrenaline, since that should have triggered something drastic well before yesterday.

"Wanna try and figure out your superpowers some more?" I ask

With a shrug she bounces to her feet, shadow boxing the air. "Alright... maybe I need to crack my back in a specific way.... or I dunno maybe I have to be in life threatening danger or-"

I cut her off, "Or maybe it only works when you have an orgasm?"

She just gives me a look, "Still trying that one are ya? Nice try Danny."

She turns and punches the tree we'd been leaning on, fist coming away with splinter's stuck in her fingers. She pulls them out with a hiss of pain.

>What say?

>>34810854
Maybe it's just from excitement in general?

>>34810854
Try to remember what felt different back then.

>>34810854
You know, there's some hard wood can beat off right here...

>>34810854
>"Ready for my plan yet? Or do you wanna break a couple more fingers first?"

>>34810854
>"Here, let me help you with that."
>"I don't think just going around punching things is the answer, soooo..."

>>34810854
"Lets look at it this way, there's four things that happened before you wrecked that octopussy's shit."
"One, you had an orgasm, two you got a kiss, three you got an adrenaline boost, four you had a near death experience."
"So if you don't want to test the first two, the third is invalid since you've fought and got an adrenaline rush before, and the fourth, if it's not the case, then you'll die."
"So, your choice on what we do next.

>>34810899
>Gets punched in the gut very hard.
That's not hard at all.

>>34810854
>"I don't think just going around punching things is the answer, soooo..."
then: >>34810921

Hey, once school gets out, wanna go with Claire to try and steal one of the haremettes away from that douche's harem?

>>34810921
This is good. Real nerdy too so it fits our character

>>34810921
This.

>>34810921
Deciding my vote here

>>34810921
Let's try surprising her with a kiss while pulling some splinters out.

>>34810921
Good plan.
Also
>>34810896

Time for research!

>>34810921
Add on top- if you don't feel like doing that, we could make out anyway, I really like you.
OR something better worded.

"Well, walking around punching shit doesn't seem to be an efficient plan, sooooo... let' review our evidence."

She sighs, leaning against the tree, "Fuckin' nerd."

"Look, four things happened before you wrecked octopussy's shit. One you had an orgasm, two you got a kiss, three you had an adrenaline rush and four you nearly died."

"And?"

"Well the adrenaline rush theory doesn't really work our, since you get in fights all the time and this never happened." She nods slowly, "And testing the near death experience is just dumb, because you could die. That only leaves two possible things that could have triggered it."

Her blush has returned now, she tries to hide the pinkening lower half of her face in her jumpers' collar, "So you're saying..."

"I'm saying, you need

>A kiss
>An orgasm.

>>34811014
Hahahahahaha, fuck no you little beta shithead. No wonder we can't get pussy with little kids like you around

>>34811068
>>A kiss
Work our way up

>>34811068
>>A kiss or an orgasm.
>"You get to pick which we try first."

>>34811068
>An orgasm.
>Surprise her with a kiss.

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>>34811068

>A kiss

If it was the second, she would've figured it out long before we came (dohoho) into the picture.

>>34811068
"I'm saying that you need to test having another climax brought by another, or getting a kiss, you should be able to work that out yourself."

>>34811068
>>34811081
This.

>>34811068

>A kiss

and if that doesn't work we can always go to the next step.

>>34811068
>A kiss
Or lesbian porn

>>34811074
I am trying to be in character. My english in just not that good.

>>34811068
A kiss or An orgasm

>>34811093
What if it's a climax given to her by another though?

>>34811095
Seconding that

>>34811068
Kiss.

>>34811095
Seconding that, don't make a move, make her come to us.

>>34811095
Second

>>34811095
This pls

I walk towards her, "You obviously need a kiss, and since no one else is around...."

She sighs, tucking her hands in her jacket pockets, she pulls her chin up, "Fine. Let's just.... get it over with."

I grin at her as I close in, "And if that doesn't work, we can always try the other thing." A flurry of arm and she's punched me on the arm she nearly dislocated, "Ow."

>Tender
>Lewd

>>34811211
go from Tender to Lewd

>>34811211
>>Tender

>>34811211
Deadpan.

>>34811211
tender to lewd

>>34811211
>>Tender
It would be more entertaining to make her uncomfortable with our sincerity

>>34811223
Seconding.

>>34811211
>Tender

>>34811230
Seconding that, she has to work for lewd or tender

>>34811211
>>34811230 This

>>34811230
This, she's obviously uncomfortable about it so lets not make it any worse.

>>34811211
>Deadpan.

>>34811211
>Tender

>>34811230
Agreed

>>34811230
This
>>34811211

>>34811211
>Tender

>>34811230
All hail the cockblock votes, winning ever since 'pomf'.

>>34811211
>>34811230
>Deadpan, let her set the tempo.

>>34811340
Well it's what makes us a background character. We don't get to have nice things by virtue of universal law.

>>34811340
Why do you think she knows mike isn't gay?

>>34811211

>Tender, let her decide if she wants to take it further

Let's not be assholes about it, can't be good for her self-esteem to have the other seem like they feel absolutely nothing over kissing her.

>>34811374
Exactly, which is why she won't aim higher in the future and instead remain with us.

>>34811374
Yeah true, changing my vote from deadpan to this.

>>34811211
>Tender to lewd.

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>>34811356
Befitting of the girl to be a complete slut

>>34811211
>Tender

>>34811385
Pretty sure that line of thinking just leads to what-could-have-beens and friendzones.

>>34811407
We put her in the friendzone, she'll do whatever she can do get out of it.

>>34811211
Tender

>>34811434
Like go to someone else for instance

>>34811434
Or she just moves on like a normalfag.

>>34811474
Like who? Why hasn't she already?

>>34811476
Move onto who? Not to mention, that also means giving up the whole super power Schtick for awhile as well.

I walk forward and press my lips to hers, softly, resting an arm against her shoulder, I pull her off the tree in to me.

Her eyes widen as she stares at me, before something in that softens slightly, melting from a solid to a liquid. She presses into me slightly more.

The faintest traces of a tiny contented noise run vibrations up her body and into mine, until she pulls away, gasping.

"Th-that should do it." She turns around to the tree again and-

She splinters the midsection of the tree with a single kick, toppling it. "Ha, I did it!" She screams.

At that moment some asshole wearing a set of what seems to be samurai armour from the future (given its garish aluminium and bright blue LED highlights) bursts out of the wooded area of the park and threatens the pair of us with his laser sword.

I sigh pre-emptively and we glance at each other.

Claire punches through his chest entirely, with a "Take that fucker!" Her arm emerges on the far side, holding his still beating cyber heart, arm covered in blue cyber juice.

Oh shit, now Jerry's here to deal with this. "Never fear young civilans for the valiant Quantaman is here to-" Claire drops the heart and the corpse dissolves into nanites, or whatever future nonsense, "Oh G-god what happened?" He asks staring between the two of us.

"Hey Jerry." Claire greets him, waving.

"J-jer-? No civilian, I am Quantaman, hero of the continuum. Now what happened here?"

I sigh, shoving my hands in my pocket, "Yeah whatever Jerry, now the thing is

>What do

>>34811583
His chest exploded! His heart just burst right out of it! Thank God you saved us Quantaman I DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU HAD THAT POWER!!!

>>34811583
>>34811602
This is fine.

>>34811583
How should I know you're the hero Jerry

>>34811602
This, pointedly nudging Claire to shut up.

>>34811583
"I have super powers!"
"Watch, I possessed Claire to defend me against this evil...super, villain, thing!"
"He threatened us with a katana!"

>>34811583
Remind me, who's Jerry?

>>34811602
this

>>34811602
Yes, this.

>>34811641
Quantaman

>>34811666
No, i mean, he's a class mate, right?

>>34811602
This

>>34811681
thats the joke yes

>>34811696
What's the deal with all our classmates being main characters?

>>34811775
Read the title of the thread.

>>34811583
Are we the Ando of the Universe?! Let's kiss Quantaman to see if we amplify his powers!

>>34811775
Did you even read the quest name?

>>34811775
He's probably a supporting character, most likely the first to die when shit hits the fan.

I cough, changing my tone, "His chest exploded! His heart just burst right out of it! Thank God you saved us Quantaman I DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU HAD THAT POWER!!!"

He just stares blankly from behind his totally indentity hiding mask of tinted plastic, "Y-yeah, I did that, tha-that's me." He clears his throat. "Good job young lovers, this wicked foe shall bother you no more." He hands Claire a tissue from his utility belt, to wipe the not-blood off her arm.

She takes it as delicately as possible, but her pulling it still nearly pulls your classmate over. You laugh as Claire cleans herself off, Jerry sprints down the street, dumb red outfit flowing behind him.

"You know what this means right? We don't have to be in any more dumb hostage situations anymore!" Claire points out, "That would've been like the eighth one this year if I hadn't taken him out."

>I said keep it low key
>Yeah you're right.
>Other?

>>34811791
*Swoon* Thank you for ss-saving me! Kissu

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>>34811791
Nah, we are more like this guy, I don't remember his name, from Kenzen robo Daimidaler

>>34811870
Let's do this now >>34811873

>>34811870
>>Yeah you're right.
but we still need to keep it low key

>>34811870
>I said keep it low key

>>34811870
>>I said keep it low key

>>34811870

>Yeah you're right.
>Let's try and keep it low-key anyway before some retard figures out the trick and just separates us beforehand.

>>34811791
Blah if this is the case, Chuckels should had vent with orgasm.
We could be the Post-Clotal-Man!
Or Powerfucker.

That would be a cool ability.(especially if most heroes are male lol)

>>34811870
>>I said keep it low key

>>34811870

>>Yeah you're right.
>>but try to keep it low key just in case

>>34811870
>"Ya know, if a kiss gets you stronk, I can't help but wonder what some...other things might do. Wanna head someplace less public and find out?"

>>34811870
"Only if we're together at all times and have enough time to kiss each other before something comes in to stomp our shit."
"We need to test if indirect kisses work, if the kiss determines the length of your powers, if it's only my kiss, or if it works with anyone else."

>>34811870
>Yeah you're right.
But let's not get crazy, yeah?

>>34811946
Seconding this with a waggle of a finger

>>34811946
This pls

>>34811946
Soudns good

>>34811946
Second

>>34811946
This but not including the "If it's only my kiss, or if it works with anyone else"
No one else is kissing our girl

>>34811946
Seconding that.

>>34812005
Yeah but realisation that it's only us that can trigger it makes her a lot more dependant on us

>>34812020
But what if it's not just us anon

>>34812005
What we do is offer it, and have her kiss our sister to see if she's a dyke or not.

>>34812024
Then she'll figure that out one day or another, but if she's seen kissing random people villains will soon realise the source of her powers and deprive her of them

>>34811943
We could fucking die fucking.

"Well yeah, that'll work, but only if we're together at all times, and we have enough time to kiss each other before something comes to stomp our shit."

She scuffs her foot in the grass, it only kicks up a dust cloud apparently, "Yeah but come on this is exciting!"

You start listing off more facts, "We should test it out more, like if indirect kisses work and if the length of it determines how strong you get."

"And if it's only you or anyone doing it will work." She adds.

"... I... let's stick a pin in that one for now."

"Alright, super Claire is a GO!" She punches another tree, only to come away with another fist full of splinters, "SHIT!" She screams.

>Help her with it
>Laugh
>Time too head home anyways

>>34812101
>laugh and help her with it

>>34812101
>Help her with it
Seems it lasts longer the more 'intense' the experience is?

>>34812101
>Help her with it
"Be careful Claire, we're in this together now."
Strategically, it would be a bad idea to have multiple people knowing of her powers

>>34812101
>Laugh

>>34812101
>>Help her with it
>>Laugh

>>34812101
>>Laugh

>Help her with it

>>34812113
This

>>34812101
>>Help her with it

So our power is meta awareness, right? Like Deadpool, but squishier and less of a badass, and more of a weeb.

>>34812101
>Help her with it

>>34812101
>Help her with it
We could see if an orgasm also works, or lasts longer.

>>34812149

At this point, I'd say it's not so much meta awareness as pattern recognition.

>>34812127
Yea, remind her not to tell people abut this stuff, and don't show off.
We need to have some Bojin kind of secrecy.

>>34812101
>Sniker and help.

>>34812121
>>34812127
Seconding that, don't laugh.

>>34812101
>Help her with it
>Laugh

We wouldn't be Best Worst Friends if we didn't do both.

>>34812149
Not really, it's simply using our brain.

>>34812101
Help her, no laughing.

>>34812149
We're genre savvy. That's not a superpower.

>>34812185
>Friends
I don't think that's going to last much longer.

>>34812149
I actually got bored wrote up our dear protagonist here as a FATE character with that idea in mind. Aspects included "Extra In A World of Heroes" and "He Who Fights Tropes"

I snicker at her, moving over to help her pull the splinters out, as she tells me to shut up.

"Here." I take her fist, examining it, I try tug one of the splinters out, causing her to yelp in pain. She tugs the hand away, but I pull it back up, "Claire, I'm trying to help."

She stares into my eyes, her own watering in pain, but she relent's arm drooping in my grip. Before I can ever touch her hand again, the splinter's shove themselves out, the flesh knitting itself together behind it.

>How did you do that?
>So you get healing too? That's some bullshit
>Other?

>>34812227
nice

>>34812227
I would be interested in more. You got the sheet?

>>34812101
>Laugh
>Help her with it

>>34812227
although you forgot 'Impotent Repressed Rage' if thats a choice

>>34812245
>So you get healing too? That's some bullshit

>>34812245
>>So you get healing too? That's some bullshit
We need to come up with a way to figure out all her powers
And to make a very emberassing superhero name for her

>>34812245
"Healing...did it do that last time you punched the tree?"
"If it didn't, seems you have a hand holding power too."

>>34812263
you can put down pretty much anything as an aspect

>>34812245
>>So you get healing too? That's some bullshit

>>34812245
>So you get healing too? That's some bullshit
>Shit-eating grin

>>34812245
"How did you do that?"

>>34812275
Seconding that, we need to catalog this shit.

>>34812245
>>So you get healing too? That's some bullshit

>>34812284
well there you go i dont into FATE

>>34812275
Second.

>>34812275
We are THE AMP
Powers of giving others powers by lewd

>>34812245
>Well, then... That's that settled. For the record, I'm incredibly jealous right now.

>>34812245
>So you get healing too? That's some bullshit
Also save the girl, save the world?

>>34812275
This

>>34812245
...I think I figured it out.

There are two possibilities. Either Claire is the focus, or we are the focus.

If claire is the focus, it's triggered by emotions. Arousal begets strength, resignation begets healing, etc. It'll be a pain figuring out which emotion will beget which power.

Alternatively, it could be us, with reciprocated affection being the catalyst. If we're concerned for her health, and the person likes us enough (physically and emotionally), then boom. Perfect health.

If the person is in danger from something that needs strength, or speed, or whatever...bam.

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>>34812249
Here. I've been waffling on the skills, since giving him more than Fair (+2) in anything would go against the whole Background Character thing. I also gave him more stunts to emphasis his supporting character nature and force him to take compels if he wants to accomplish anything. Word of warning, I was listening to "Get Lucky" at the time, so some of these may be a bit hammy.

Current Skill Draft:

+1 Athletics, Contacts, Investigate, Lore, Notice, Physique, Rapport
+2 Decieve, Empathy, Provoke, Stealth, Will

>>34812263
That would make for a pretty Good Trouble. Less sappy than what I've got so far at any rate.

>>34812317
The super date?
Lewd wire?
Power Perv?

>>34812275
This please.

>>34812313
aspects are just like, details about a character that can be brought up in different situations. One of my favorite is, "I've seen how I die and it ain't this."

>>34812338
I like it

>>34812334

Or it could just be that every time we do lovey-dovey shit, she gets super powers out of it. Instead of specific emotions, it could just be romance-powered.

Or it's magic and we're not figuring it out to a science because magic is a fickle bitch of a mistress that does as she pleases.

>>34812401
We could always test it put by double-teaming one of those harem girls. Question is, which girl do we NTR away from that... whatshisname... Thad?

>>34812275
Maybe add "Fuck it. If this keeps happening, we may need to take you on an all-out date just to catalog everything you can do."

>>34812465
No, lets try it on our sister not a skank.

>>34812338
nice

"You get healing too.... this is some bullshit. You didn't do that last time you punched a tree did you?"

She stares at her hand, "How often do you think I punch trees? Either way, no."

"Well you did punch one twice today, to be fair. If not, it seems like you have hand holding powers, as well as kissing ones." She punches me again, eliciting another snicker. "Sure would be fun if I got that." I mention, tugging at the bandage still stuck below my eye."

"Bitch, bitch, bitch." Is her mocking response, she checks her phone, "C'mon it's basically time for final bell."

>Head home
>Write in?

>>34812465

>NTR

How about we don't. Even if he's got a harem of them, that's like the biggest possible dick move you can ever pull on another man and massively violates the man code of conduct.

I mean, I'm all for fucking with him, but we gotta have some standards here. Not hit him in the place where it hurts more than a kick to the nuts.

>>34812465
Nej Smackton

>>34812482
"We should organise a weekend where we test this fully."
"Until then, I recommend staying at my house in case any cyber ninjas appear when I'm not there."

>>34812482
>>Write in?
walk her home, talk about something.

like, what is it she want's to do after highschool or whatnot.

>>34812482
>"Can we drop by your place? I honestly think that if I'm gonna survive long with you being all super-powery next to me I'm gonna have to start training. 'Cus, like, I don't trust you not to dislocate my face by accident"
>>34812491
Wait, why do you give a shit about Chad? He's bullied us for as long as we can remember

>>34812491
If he liked it then he should've put a ring on it.

>>34812514
>Being this mushy

>>34812513
Second.

>>34812482
>>Head home

>>34812527
chad is a different character

>>34812527
>>34812513
Combine this, seems like the best response.

>>34812527

Not Chad, why the fuck would the dudebro incarnate have a harem? I'm talking about Mr. Protagonist. Fuck Chad.

I just realized, who our main protagonist is.
It's Bueno Excellente, in his teen years

>>34812552
Chad is a blanket term used for anyone who appears "Alpha", commonly appears on /r9k/.

>>34812513
This please.

>>34812552
>>34812562
Oh, sorry, I thought Chad had one too and moreover had the one we were referring to. I agree, it seems excessively mean to fuck with Jerry's stuff

>>34812513
This.