>>34645041

...That's actually sad, when you think about it. The Equerry of the most powerful Officio in the world, powerful enough to warrant an actual fucking moonbase - and she can't even smoke without having to care where the smoke ends up? You'd think she'd be able to at least indulge herself freely without being guilted into being considerate.

...Jesus. Is that what's going to happen to you? Christ, not like you didn't have enough reasons to hate this job already.

"Alcohol's a nice enough poison to kill your sorrows with, I'll grant you." Vintage inhales another mouthful of smoke, before gesturing towards you with the willowy stalk of her cigarette holder. "But seeing as you need to keep up appearances for the rest of your Officio, and that never stops even when you're behind closed doors, well..." The Equerry shakes her head. "You dry out sooner than later. And then you'll really wish that you never got that promotion."

...

Vintage opens her mouth to talk again, before seemingly coming to the realization that she'd been the only one talking ever since she offered you a cigarette. "...Listen to me, will you?" She shakes her head mournfully, the motion dislodging Reginald from its perch on her scalp, the nearly-spherical raptor squawking in derision. "We haven't even finished sharing a single cigarette together and already I'm bending your ear with things you probably already know, or just about to."

An apologetic smile curls the Equerry's lips as she takes yet another deep pull. "I apologize. It's the whole...being away from actual human company for too long, again. It takes me a few days to relearn everything."

The shorter Magical Girl lets out the smoke she'd inhaled in a sigh, before looking up at you again. The smile returning to her face. "...Everything, including the bit where I realize that you've been patiently waiting for me to get to the point. Why I called you out here, tearing you away from your party."

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>>34645069

You nod, confirming her suspicions. ...Yeah, you've been waiting for her, sure.

"Well, we'll get to that soon enough. Just give me a bit more time to savor this moment...feel the old stomping ground underneath my feet again." Another smile, this time much more genuine than her last one. "There's nothing like it, you know. Nothing like it at all."

Like what?

"Being home."

...Ah. Well, Sayaka did say she was a former Warmaster, so...yeah. The nostalgia's probably getting to her. That's understandable, you suppose.

You wonder if you'll ever live long enough to be able to do the same thing.

And then, apropos of nothing, she tugs on your sleeve, once - before hobbling forward on her cane. Making her way towards the elevators in a slow, leisurely walk. "Come on. Show me around, Warmaster. I want to see what's changed from the last time I dropped by."

...What? So you're a tour guide now? But your ratification--

"We'll be back in time for everything that should occur TO occur, Warmaster, I promise you that. Takane-san has a special talent of being able to keep everyone occupied for hours." She continues to hobble down the corridor, leaving you behind. "She does a very rousing beatbox, you know."

Beatboxing? What? Since when did idols beatboxed? ...Wait, you're getting left behind!

What do you do?

[]Play along. ...Maybe you'll learn something from her on the way.
[]I don't really have time for this. Can't we cut this short?

>>34645107

Best_time_of_day.jpg!

[x] Play along. Let's learn something.

IT BEGINS

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>>34645107
>[x]Play along. ...Maybe you'll learn something from her on the way.

>>34645107
>[x]Play along. ...Maybe you'll learn something from her on the way.
Fine, fine!

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>>34645107
Oh boy! Its time for Magical Girl Persona Quest!

>>34645153
Wow how rude. Mai angel is hard as hell.

>>34645107
>[]Play along. ...Maybe you'll learn something from her on the way.
Let's go, Mr Driver.

>>34645107
>[X]Play along. ...Maybe you'll learn something from her on the way.

>>34645107
>[X]Play along. ...Maybe you'll learn something from her on the way.
Time for PLOT

>>34645107
[X]Play along. ...Maybe you'll learn something from her on the way.

keep a certain level of guard up though, Heed Sayaka's warning.

>>34645107
>[X]Play along. ...Maybe you'll learn something from her on the way.

The most exciting time of the day!

>>34645107
>[X]Play along. ...Maybe you'll learn something from her on the way.

>>34645166
>midori
>hard
she's pleasantly squishy

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>>34645153
The Hat will not be amused with you bashing his waifu.

>>34645153

Goddamn that gaze. So alluring. I'm saying I'm harder than neutrium

>>34645107

Ha! Now I want to know the description for other modo.

>>34645107
>[x]Play along. ...Maybe you'll learn something from her on the way.

>>34645041
> The very picture of sphincter-clenching, white-knuckled, squinty-eyed passive-aggression

REMOVE SMOKERS
REMOVE SMOKERS

[x] play along

>>34645107
>[X]Play along. ...Maybe you'll learn something from her on the way.

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>>34645041
[X]Play along. Let's learn something.

(Image courtesy of Trash)

>>34645197
Think you fucked up there Anon.

>>34645107
[x]Play along. ...Maybe you'll learn something from her on the way.
Maybe we can get some Warmastering advice. She used to be Warmaster of the Ninth, and was good enough to be promoted to Equerry of the First.

Christ, is being a member of any Earthbound Officio like being a viola player to the First's violinist section?

>>34645107
>[x]Play along. ...Maybe you'll learn something from her on the way.
a

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>>34645153

>>34645107
[X]Play along. ...Maybe you'll learn something from her on the way.

>[x]Play along. ...Maybe you'll learn something from her on the way.

>>34645107
>[]Play along. ...Maybe you'll learn something from her on the way.

I like Vintage's design, it's really nifty. But what's the deal with that flower/purity seal she wears on her hair?

>>34645107
>[]Play along. ...Maybe you'll learn something from her on the way.

>>34645107
>[]Play along. ...Maybe you'll learn something from her on the way.
When the Equerry with the fucking MOONBASE asks you for a moment of your time, you can put the tedious idol/ceremony business on hold.

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>>34645107

>>34645197
Midori Mode
Wendy Mode
Iori Mode
Pinky Mode
Mumi Mode
Ruri Mode

>ping Midori
"Having a friendly private chart with the First. If I'm not back in an hour, tell Kyuubey to nuke the moon"

>>34645290

It's a Japanese hair comb/pin. Part of the fancy kimono ensemble, but Decu added a purity seal instead of beads.

If someone has Enishi's design sketch handy, I used a similar pin in her concept design

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>>34645238
>>34645197
>>34645193
>>34645166
Technically, it is true. Waifuing Midorin didn't take much effort at all.
Don't get me wrong. I like Midori. I just like poking fun at her too. She's squishy like that.

>>34645317

What about NECO Mode, cat?

>>34645317
>>34645197
>Midori Mode
>Wendy Mode
>Iori Mode
>Pinky Mode
>Mumi Mode

I have no argument with this assessment.

>>34645345
Harder than Ruri mode - you have to get her to respect you first.

>>34645341

Waifuing Midori took two years of butting heads with Decu. And we get Wendy shoved in our face at every opportunity. I think you got it backwards

>>34645345
That's MGNQ:Golden.
NECO would be Marie. Shoe horned into everything. Fatlus' Lightning.

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>>34645361
Bull, I remember the scene where you were disappointed when Chiaki didn't want to punish you beneath the sheets.

>>34645317
Mumi confirmed for BBEG. REMOVE MUMI

>>34645380
There's more to a route than sleeping with someone, nya~

>>34645380
She's a hack, nyanon. She would do anything for a scoop.

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>>34645361
Cat. Shoot yourself. Some good might come out of it.

>>34645385
If Decuddly reads these comments, even occasionally, he'd know that a lot of the following think this or something similar.

I don't think he'll be that obvious.

>>34645317
Dammit now I want to go on the Idol modes

>>34645375
In MGNQ:Golden can we get the option to becomes friends with the dolls and/or the Transcendent one?

>>34645413
I dunnyo, anyan. The last time someone tried to shoot me it turned into a big cheesy guilt trip speech. That's nyot my style.

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>>34645398
Lood

>>34645367
...Are you high?
Midori had a crush on us before we even met her. She followed us around like a puppy pretty much instantly.

>>34645469
Yes, but Decu wanted us with Wendy Oldbag

>>34645469
>infatuation = relationship
Well done there stalkernon.

>>34645497
>implying there's a real difference in the grand scheme of things

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>>34645442
Do it cat. Witch out. I dare you. Do it faggit.

>>34645469

And it's taken us two years to get anywhere with Midori while we get Wendy shoved in our face every other scene. What's your point?

>>34645523
She needs to be a magical girl to do that. Sofar, her only connection to Magical Girls is being infatuated with Malal.

>>34645529
>Not liking Midori until she put out
For shame, anon.

>>34645529
To be fair, it's taken years to do a lot of stuff. I love this quest but the pacing is slow.

>>34645578
How will Midori die?

>>34645675
Quality takes longer.

>>34645688
Autoerotic kneecapping
She'll bleed out

>>34645069
>...already know, or just about to."

>Since when did idols beatboxed?


Slow down a bit, sempai. You're slipping up more than usual today!

>>34645497
>stalkernon

Ah-ha

>>34645447
Good, good.

i missed the last two drawthread, can someone post mgnq related stuff please

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>>34646020
GLADLY

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>>34645675
>Yuma was a year ago

it's like we'rereally on a boat

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>>34646020
Better off not doing that, we'd reach 300 posts too quickly.

But this is my favourite.

>>34646029
ahahaha what

>>34646055
Isn't it wonderful

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>>34646032

>>34646020

I did a banchou Chiaki which I thought turned out pretty nicely if anybody wants to post it

>>34646161
sure

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>>34646161
I'd actually love to see a set of these, with delinquent Midori and gangbanger Wendy or something.

>>34646195

Why would Chiaki needs a chest-binder?
What's there to bind?

>>34646195
Wendy gets gangbanged enough already.

>>34646195
Souji with a white suit, pink shirt with massive lapels, doing a bump of coke off of Kharns ass

>>34646195
O-oh. Oh my.
Excellent work, Hat-chan.

>>34646195

I should have some time this weekend. Remind me on Sunday.

>>34646214

Chiaki is small, not flat. Well, kinda flat. Rea is super flat, though

>>34646261
I'll try to remember!

>>34646261

That's cause Rea and the other Imoutos are Imouto-tier. If they were any flatter, they'd be concave.

Chiaki have no such excuses!

>>34646284

Rea is like seventeen, anon. She's older than Kumatora and around the same age as Midori. She's just tiny.

Summon Deculture.

>>34646308
Why is she so tiny? Did it have something to do with Kirika?

>>34646308
she's small for the same reasons Midori is tall and Chiaki is noodly.

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I made a thing two weeks ago because I thought it would be useful.

Then I realized it wasn't very useful.

Oh well.

>>34646420
Didn't Midori wish for her family's business to be successful?

>>34645131 >>34645139 >>34645169 >>34645180

...Fine. You decide to play along for now. After all, it's not everyday that you get to play tour guide for someone who's not only a former Warmaster of your own Officio, but also someone who managed a high-ranking position in The First. Who knows, maybe you'll even learn something along the way, a cheap trick or two to make it easier on you, and the Officio you're going to try your best not to run into the fucking ground.

And so, with the Warmaster's Hat on your head and a half-spent cigarette on your lips, you give The Equerry of the First, Karasawa Vintage, a tour of the Ninth Officio Assassinorum Headquarters. Due to your ratification ceremony, the place is thankfully deserted, which meant that no one had to hear you mumble and stumble around some places that you've forgotten about, and places that you never even realized existed until Vintage herself directed you to them. Despite your obvious lackluster performance as an impromptu tour guide, the Equerry seems to be having fun, with affectionate sighs and gleeful giggling coming from her in equal measure whenever the both of you passed by something that sparked her interest.

And you learned why, too. She made sure you did. Like how one of the Silent Rooms - particularly the Silent Room beside the one where Midori had been held captive - was where Vintage had tortured her own share of prisoners, breaking them to the point of Witching Out and murdering them before they could complete the transformation.

Or how a particular equipment storage room in the Eversor Wing had been a popular makeout spot, not only for amorous Eversors, but for ALL ranks. This was because the storage itself had been a Silent Room previously - and while the machinery involved had been deactivated and stripped away from the room, it somehow obtained a few...peculiarities.

[1/2]

>>34646420
I thought Midori wished to be loved.

>>34646439
I thought she was doing MG work to support it?
Though it does sound like Hanegawa's is rather popular...

>>34646439
I have no idea. If people think the chart would actually be useful I can update it easily, but I do not know all the wishes.

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>>34646454

One of which was the ability to make anyone inside to effectively 'disappear' from hawk-eyed Rank Leaders eager to prevent any flagrant instance of fraternization.

"We even organized a schedule for it, for those of us in the know. To eliminate any chances of bursting in on someone unexpectedly and all that." Vintage smiles wistfully, her dainty fingers brushing upon the storage room's doorknob. "We got away with it for three years before a Vanus ratted us out. Three months of menial duty for that one."

...And what happened to the Vanus? You found yourself asking, after you scribble down the storage room's location on your journal. The one that ratted them out?

Vintage's only answer here is another smile, her eyes glittering darkly behind her glasses, before hobbling onward. You shake your head at this, before following suit, shoving your journal back into your inventory.

You could probably guess, anyway. From what you can remember from Mami and Kharn, the Officio wasn't as...clean-cut back then, when the system itself was still young. Not as regulated. Not as disciplined. Not as safe.

"I may as well ask, since I'm all but dragging you along this trip down memory lane." The Equerry of the First suddenly pipes up, acting as if she hadn't just left you hanging a moment earlier. "How are you holding up so far, as Warmaster? I realize it hasn't been long since you assumed the rank, but are you acclimatizing well to your duties?"

How do you respond?

[]I'm taking it one day at a time. I'm...not really sure I'm cut out for this, but I'm trying.
[]It's a bum rap, I've been framed.
[]I can't wait to do more paperwork. It's all I do now.

>>34646439
We don't know the exact wording, but Midori's seemed to be something along the lines of "to be loved".

>>34646420

It could be very handy if it's more comprehensive, anon! Just need to scour old writefags' answers and such for their meguca's wishes.

>Wendy's wish
>Become best girl
>She should demand a refund from her cat, it's a fraud.

>>34646483
>[X]I'm taking it one day at a time. I'm...not really sure I'm cut out for this, but I'm trying.

>>34646483
>[x]I'm taking it one day at a time. I'm...not really sure I'm cut out for this, but I'm trying.

>>34646483
[X]I'm taking it one day at a time. I'm...not really sure I'm cut out for this, but I'm trying.

I'm fine with the other too.

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>>34646483
>[x]It's a bum rap, I've been framed.

>Max Payne reference
mfw

>>34646483
>[X]I can't wait to do more paperwork. It's all I do now.

Maybe she'll give some sort of advice..?

>>34646483
>[x]I can't wait to do more paperwork. It's all I do now.
a

>>34646483
[x]It's a bum rap, I've been framed.

FRAMED BY MAMI

REMOVE MAMI

>>34646483
>[X]I can't wait to do more paperwork. It's all I do now.
we are a watch wearing dildo

>>34646483
>[X]I can't wait to do more paperwork. It's all I do now.

>>34646483
>[x]I can't wait to do more paperwork. It's all I do now.
deadpan

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>>34646465
>>34646439
>>34646420
During the interrogation in the Silent Room Midori claimed that she was in an accident and her wish was to heal her legs or something. But she also lied about her Family-name back then so it might have been a lie as well.

Especially since in the Siberia arc she implied that her wish was silly and that she would never tell Chiaki because she is afraid Chiaki would make fun of her.

>>34646483
>[]It's a bum rap, I've been framed.
I'm actually amazed that I've just about made it to ratification.

>>34646483
>[x]I can't wait to do more paperwork. It's all I do now.

>>34646483
>[X]I'm taking it one day at a time. I'm...not really sure I'm cut out for this, but I'm trying.
>[X]Kneecapping idiots is fun though.

>>34646483
>[]I can't wait to do more paperwork. It's all I do now.

>>34646483
>[X]It's a bum rap, I've been framed.

>>34646483
>[x]It's a bum rap, I've been framed.

>>34646483
[x]I can't wait to do more paperwork. It's all I do now.
I do hope we will do a better job of protecting whistleblowers who bring security lapses to light, instead of letting them get raped to death by their former friends.

>>34646483

[x] It's a bum rap, I've been framed.

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>>34646483
>[x]It's a bum rap, I've been framed.

>>34646483
>>[x]It's a bum rap, I've been framed.

>>34646483
[x] I can't WAIT to do more paperwork. It's ALL I do now. It LITERALLY brings me to throes of PASSION. I just LOVE the feeling of stationery in my hands and properly signing EACH and EVERY form feels practically ORGASMIC.
With sarcasm dialed to 9001.

>>34646483
>[]I can't wait to do more paperwork. It's all I do now.

>>34646483
>[X]I'm taking it one day at a time. I'm...not really sure I'm cut out for this, but I'm trying.

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>>34646483
>[]It's a bum rap, I've been framed.
Claim your revenge! Start with the king who seduced your mother and cuckolded he who should have been your father. The aunt who neglected you and then feared you when you came into power. The friends who turned on you. The village that cast you out, the bandits who tried to kill you, the informants who framed you, the camp commandant who blackmailed you, the refugees who tried to make you what you weren't, the petty officials who forced you into outlawry, the authorities who hunted you like an animal, the lovers who betrayed you, the followers who deserted you, the nobles who thought you beneath their contempt, the mediocrities who ordered you about, the aristocrats who wanted you for what you were not, the elf-lady who dared not love you, the populace who all against your will made you king! What do you owe any of them but pain to match your own? They all - all! - made you suffer when the power was theirs. Why should you retrain from responding in kind now that you have the upper hand? What have you ever known in this world but ugliness and wickedness and violence? You tried kindness, and what did that get you? The world responds to nothing but the whip. Lay on, then, with all your might, and make it bleed!

>>34646697

What. I'm an uncultured pleb, anon, is that supposed to reference anything?

>>34646483
>>[]It's a bum rap, I've been framed.

>>34646717
Quick google search says page 311 of a book called 'The Dragons of Babel'.

I have no idea what it is.

>>34646717
machiavellian truth. With a dash of nietzschean bullshit.

it's all a lie anyways.

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[X] Somebody's ambushing the Polecats.

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>>34646483

[X] It's a bum rap, I've been framed.

>>34646562
Could you find sauce on that? Don't thing I remember anything of the sort.

From what barrier arc hints at, Midori's wish seems to have been in the lines of "I want to be special (like someone)"

>>34646483
>[X]I can't wait to do more paperwork. It's all I do now.
Maximum Sincerity Mode

>>34646844
Midori's wish was something bullshit like *i wish to live* or something. iirc she was in a traffic accident and was about to die.

>>34646866
That was Mami's, you doink.

>>34646866
That was Canon Mami.

>>34646882
Midori's Midoris are comparable to Mami's Mamis, so I think it's understandable to get them confused.

>>34646866
Either you confused Midori and Mami or Kyuubey is organizing traffic accidents to boost recruitment rates.

>>34646912
Except that Kyuubey wasn't Midori's original Incubator

>>34646924
I wouldn't put it past Jyuubey, though.

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Here's how we win MGNQ:

We kill Vintage. The First will declare war on us, then we declare war on them. We make it look like an act of self-defense, leading to a schism between the Officios, leading to Officio War One. Chaos ensues around the world, and all the renegade meguca factions come out of hiding to take revenge while they can. War also ensures that every Officio will use their most powerful asset in order to win, bringing all the Golden Weapons out of hiding. If non-Officio megucas/non-megucas have some, then they'll be found and taken because they're powerful. Using Chiaki's ability/Pinky's help, we win, and we kill Pinky.

NOTHING CAN GO WRONG

Actually, this anon is right >>34646866

Midori said she was hit by a truck while out on delivery. She was in the hospital when Jyubey offered her a wish.

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>>34646912
>Aaaanndd let's make all the traffic lights in this part of town green.

>>34646912
>>34646924

I wouldn't put it past Dicbutt.

>>34646952
This assumes we survive long enough to make this happen. I strongly suspect that the 20 girls in the First are entirely capable of crushing the Ninth before the schism has an opportunity to finish forming in the first place. This is not an engagement we can with with power.

>>34646985
Hell, it's debateable whether we could kill Vintage. Given that her bird has already demonstrated it's capable of ridiculous speeds, that's two on one odds.

One doesn't get to be as old a Meguca as Mami or Vintage without knowing a few tricks. Even with time stop, I honestly wouldn't want to try and predict an outcome to this.

>>34646985
Its always been a bit unclear to me how they can be so powerfull that just one or two can kill entire officios.

If Chiaki activates her time stop now, pulls out that mini-nuke and shoots Vintage with it at point blank range, how will Vintage survive?

>>34647077
Magic.

>>34647077
Because Deculture loves hyperbole.

>>34647077
She doesn't, but in that case, the Officio is already dead.

>>34647077
how u know that's really vintage?

>>34647077
If it wasn't for Pinky, the power to stop time would by First-tier.

And the user is a useless good for nothing.

>>34647077
As long as her soul gem survives, she'll live.

So, if one had the means to recall the soul gem in times of crisis, for example (and bearing in mind the 1st is has incredible tech, including teleportation, then there's no reason she couldn't be reconsituted somewhere else.

Just off the top of my head.

A better question is, how would WE survive it?

>>34647123
Valid point. Chiaki pre-Pinky could singlehandedly take out entire squads easily as shown in the Kharn flashback.

I guess it might make sense if all in the first have powers equally hax as timestop. I wonder what Vintages power is.

>>34647119
could be fake, double or illusion

>>34647119
She knows the Officio better than we do, that she's an ex-ninther, and is recognised by half the Warmaster's Office, and that we have several adept Callidus.

Aside from all that? We don't, really.

>>34647077

The obvious counter to time stop that everyone as accomplished as Vintage is aware of is that you don't let her use the time stop.

It requires a fairly blatant gesture to use, giving anyone plenty of time, especially if you have already seen it once. That's not even touching on how Mami had dealt with it in Rebellion.

>>34647139
If that were the case, then the meguca in the First would not be in any way special, and it would only be the supertech of the first that would always save them.

The implication I have is that the warmaster of the first could just walk inside the ninth officio, and singlehandedly kill everyone, with nothing but her own skills.

But then, Homura could indeed have done just that when her timestop was fully working so I guess its plausible.

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>>34647077

If it gives you a better scale to their power, Nanoha is in the 1st. If she wanted to, she could wipe out a city EASY. But she only does that when the city has been evacuated and all the paperwork filled out.

Granted, time stop is crazy strong. But just being able to stop time isn't enough for some of the more broken magical girls. Or other reality warpers.

>>34647228
That's just an example, not a fact. It is ONE way in which they might be significantly more powerful than the average officio.

There could be others. They could be using several at once.

>>34647228
>The implication I have is that the warmaster of the first could just walk inside the ninth officio, and singlehandedly kill everyone, with nothing but her own skills.
Many MG's have bullshit hax. The first gets first dibs on pretty much everyone that powerful, and has arguably the best tech-base to back it up.

You know, even not, I'm not sure Mami's approach of "kill all meguca" back in Timeline 3 was actually the wrong one.

>>34647378
"kill all meguca" might be plausible approach under some twisted way of thinking, but that was just an emotional overreaction starting with her friends. It only means anything if you try to kill ALL of them, and starting there makes that an unlikely goal.

So, question since I have to go to work. If we wanted to submit a write-up, who/where would we send it to?

>>34647539
/qtg/ (^:

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>>34647535
I can think of one person trying something like that...

>>34647539
I guess DMs require mutual following. Probably just mention him on there and work it out that way, or I guess his email at yak.deculture.no.future at gmail dot com.

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>>34646697
I formatted it, gave it context, and found a more appropriate picture.

Claim your revenge!

Start with the Goddess who scorned you and detested you after you saved her - again!

The mentor who claimed to love you, yet betrayed you for her own purposes. The friends who lied you. The churches that cast you out, the bastards who tried to kill you, the informants who flout you, the idols who loved you, and disgraced you when you loved them not, the authorities who hunted you like an animal, the lovers who were too weak to come after you, the followers who deserted you, the nobles who thought you beneath their contempt, the mediocrities who ordered you about, the lady who dared not love you, the populace who all against your will made you king!

What do you owe any of them but pain to match your own? They all - all! - made you suffer when the power was theirs. Why should you retrain from responding in kind now that you have the upper hand? What have you ever known in this world but ugliness and wickedness and violence? You tried kindness, and what did that get you?

The world responds to nothing but the whip. Lay on, then, with all your might, and MAKE. IT. BLEED!

>>34647653
Thanks, much appreciated.

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Initiate Decu summoning procedure.

Posting Legs.

It's worth noting that the writer considered Homura's power the Least Powerful of the original 5.

Consider this, if you will.

>>34648017
I would suppose that based on Homura being forced to use modern weapons and equipment, with all the limitations that imposes, whereas the other girls have magical weapons, suited to killing witches.

>>34648127
That and Urobuchi can be a bit of an idiot when it comes to the potential applications of powers that don't directly affect his HEALING WRITING.

>>34648017
It's a force multiplier, really. Homura's power will make a huge difference when combined with any other magical girls power set, but in and of itself Time Stop isn't inherentlty an offensive power.

However, Homu had all the time in the world to "git gud" with it.

>>34648017
Pretty much this;>>34648127

Homura was suited to killing Megucas who were unaware of her abilities more than Witches. Least offensively powerful, but I'd still take her ability over any of the others.

Not as it is in MGNQ mind.

>>34648017
her time-stop hax allows unlimited potentials though

>>34648127

We could compare her time stop to other time stops. Specifically the fact that it can be trumped by a length of string.

Other time manipulators I can think of have far more control over who and what is being manipulated. Or can cause spatial anomalies by halfway dragging things into the time warp.

>>34648242
To be fair, the Bag of Holding side effect is very nice, though.

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>>34646020
I saved some more.

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>>34648017
You know nothing, Anon-kun.

Homuhomu confirmed for best girl.

>>34648316
I wonder why Homura does not just store a huge battleship or something else weighing thousands of tons in the hammerspace, and then basically pull it out so it crushes the target, then put it back in, then pull it out again, and repeat as needed.

Basically use the eiffel tower or something as a club or something.

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>>34648365
>>34646020

>>34648316
>>34648351

Yeah, she really does have a nice bag o holding. But it's not something time warpers usually need. As they can just take their time and recycle the knives they were throwing or some shit like that. The bag is there to help deal with the fact that her time stop is really fucking unstable. To mitigate the limited time she can use it before witching out.

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>>34648383
>>34646020

>>34646535 >>34646543 >>34646550 >>34646552

Acclimatizing well to your duties? You consider the question as you echo it quietly. Well, if she's talking about paperwork, then sure. You're acclimatizing the fuck out of your duties then. It's all you do, now. In fact, you can't wait for the ceremony to conclude, so you can get back to your office, sit your ass back down on your chair and do some more paperwork. Read, sign, stamp. Read, sign, stamp. Ad fucking nauseam. Paperwork, all day, every day. Until the sun goes out, until the stars themselves wink out of fucking existence--

"Alright, alright, you've made your point." Vintage chuckles. "Dear me, I never thought I'd find someone who hates paperwork as much as I do. Maybe even more, from the way you were snarling." She shakes her head as the both of you continue to make your way down one of the headquarters' many corridors.

There's a brief silence here, one filled with the sound of footsteps and the tap, tap, tap of a walking cane - before the Equerry of the First speaks again. "Paperwork is...well, I won't lie, it's one of the most distasteful things you'll ever do as Warmaster. It's tedious, it's boring, and when you get up off your seat at the end of the day you'll hear cracks and pops from places in your body that you never thought could crack and pop in such a manner."

She makes a face. "...But it's not unimportant work. It's as vital to the Officio as a good sword hand for an Eversor, or a clear line of sight for a Vindicare. Any Warmaster who forgets that quickly learns the hard way - and it's usually with their entire Officio ripped clean away from underneath them, before being folded into other, more well-managed Officios."

Vintage nods here. "Sometimes, paperwork can win wars just as easily as a well-placed shot from a vantage point a mile away."

[1/2]

>>34648344
Who's that on the left?

>>34648401

...Huh. Really? Paperwork is THAT important? You figured it was, but not to that extent--

"No, of course it isn't." The kimono-clad Karasawa laughs. "That was an exaggeration."

You frown here. Then why the fuck--

"To make sure you're listening. You are, so that's good." Perched upon her shoulder, the fat raven - or crow, you forget which - named Reginald turns its head to stare at you with its beady crimson eyes. "Now, seriously this time, paperwork is important to the Officio. It's important that the Warmaster knows how to deal with it in some capacity. But at the same time, the Warmaster doesn't need to always be swamped in it. She doesn't need to suffer it every day, as she has more important things to do than push bits of paper around."

...So what is she saying, then? That you get someone to handle the paperwork for you? Because Mami already handles most of the bulk of it, you only get around five percent or something--

"A small amount, but nevertheless a small amount of the entire thing. Which means you had to deal with a substantial pile that you didn't necessarily have to look at." Vintage nods. "Have Tomoe Mami give you the most important ones, and let her handle the rest. Then, have her report to you at the end of every day for anything that needs to be brought to your attention - be it a problematic client, or supplies not coming in as fast as they should be. Anything that needs your authorization.

"If this is done regularly enough, you'll establish a routine where all the important decisions you need to make will be on your table in the morning, and all the other, less important ones you can mull over later - when you're relaxed enough to think clearly, and in the presence of someone who has all the figures you need to make a decision."

...Huh. That...well, that doesn't sound so bad.

[2/3]

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>>34648440

"It took me half my tour of duty as Warmaster to figure that out on my own." Vintage makes another face, this one eerily similar to Noriko's own expression of extreme distaste. "Of course, now I'M the one having to deal with the bulk of the paperwork, so it's not as fun for me when I taught her the same thing, but..." She shrugs again, the epaulettes of her own greatcoat tinkling with the movement. "You'll be able to perform your other, more important duties much easier if you don't have the threat of paperwork looming over you all the time, like some sort of guillotine."

Yeah, that makes sense.

Wait. What other duties? Does she mean like, missions and such? Because you don't have a problem with those--

"Oh, no, not just those." Vintage blinks at you. "Other duties, like visiting other Officios to remake alliances or forge new ones. Handling social responsibilities of your Officio's home country and city. Ensuring the morale of each and every member of the Officio. Accompanying the Incubator whenever he sets out on an official trip to...wherever he's needed. Meting out judgement on sanctioned trials, and carrying out sentences." She blinks again. "...Hasn't anyone told you about these things?"

No! Well, some of those you've got an idea about, but the others...!

"..." Vintage matches your own sullen, panicked silence, before shaking her head. "W-well, I'm sure you'll learn quickly. It's not the most glamorous life, being a Warmaster, but you will be in the spotlight and there'll be so much to do. Even when all you want is to be is a Magical Girl again." She smiles brightly, most likely in an attempt to cheer you up. "Anyway! Is there anything you'd like to ask me, then?"

[]...Did you ever regret becoming Warmaster? Or becoming a member of the First Officio?
[]What's it like up there in the moon? Is it...out of this world?
[]Shake your head, no. You're still trying to wrap your mind around everything. Let her continue on her nostalgia trip.
[]Other.

>>34648440
My paranoia is increasing.

>>34648440
>...Huh. That...well, that doesn't sound so bad.
sounds like what we already do, in point of fact. We just haven't made any judgement calls of the value of the paperwor, yet, mstly deferring to Mami's judgement. But then, thats also what Vintage is suggesting with
>>34648440
>Have Tomoe Mami give you the most important ones

>>34648490
>[X]What's it like up there in the moon? Is it...out of this world?

I wish I were unscrupulous enough to vote multiple times, because I want this pretty bad.

>>34648490
>[]Shake your head, no. You're still trying to wrap your mind around everything. Let her continue on her nostalgia trip.
must be nice, to have nostalgia

>>34648490
>[X]...Did you ever regret becoming Warmaster? Or becoming a member of the First Officio?

>>34648490
>[]...Did you ever regret becoming Warmaster? Or becoming a member of the First Officio?
>[]What's it like up there in the moon? Is it...out of this world?
>Is it... out of this world?
Yes, Chiaki, let the Attarou consume you

>>34648490
>[]What's it like up there in the moon? Is it...out of this world?

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>>34648316

By the way, every magical girl in MGNQ has doraemon inventory. If I ever gather the leverage and guts to make some sort of a difficulty chart of learning individual new things with magic, bag of holding effect would be the first thing anyone learns. Even Kharn could do it. It ust mostly has joke value.
Common sense says that normal inventories can be accessed by other people, though.

And of course, Chiaki is the only person we've seen that can asspull tanks.

>>34648490
>[]...Did you ever regret becoming Warmaster? Or becoming a member of the First Officio?
>[]What's it like up there in the moon? Is it...out of this world?

[]Other
Let's bang.

>>34648490
>[X]What's it like up there in the moon? Is it...out of this world?

>>34648490
[X]...Did you ever regret becoming Warmaster? Or becoming a member of the First Officio?
[X]What's it like up there in the moon? Is it...out of this world?

>What's it like living so close to the largest single witch in recorded history?
>Don't actually ask that.

>>34648490
>[x]What's it like up there in the moon? Is it...out of this world?

I want to know more about the 1st.

>>34648490
[]Other.
So then what does the first want then?

>>34648490
>[]Other.
"What other advice can you give me about being a Warmaster abroad?"

>>34648490
>[X]Shake your head, no. You're still trying to wrap your mind around everything. Let her continue on her nostalgia trip.

>>34648553
>Let's bang.

For a moment I thought you meant that as, "Lets go shoot someone."

I'm still not 100% sure.

>>34648490
>[X]...Did you ever regret becoming Warmaster? Or becoming a member of the First Officio?

>>34648490
[X]...Did you ever regret becoming Warmaster? Or becoming a member of the First Officio?

>>34648536
We've never pulled out a tank though, or have we?

>>34648490
>[X]Other.

>How do you balance being a warmaster with, well, your private life? Can you even have one?

>>34648644

We stuffed a bunch of MiGs in the shield and pulled Tiny Pete out of it too. A tank, or several tanks, is feasible

>>34648644
There's no way there aren't several in there. You don't fill the warehouse three times with just fireworks.

>>34648710
Doesn't Homura pull a submarine out of her shield in the anime?

>>34648644
>>34648710

To add, I doubt that battleship that she was riding in the anime while fighting WPN got into the Mitakihara Bay area on its own.

>>34648490
>like visiting other Officios to remake alliances

This, we really need to establish relations with other officios as the new Warmaster. The 2nd seems obvious choice if we can talk about it with Kyoko and Sayaka.

>>34648764
A frigate or a cruiser. Russian, I'd guess, because of the launch tubes.
Give that Russian a launch tube, Russians love launch tubes.

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>>34648795
>Chiaki visits the Thirteenth
>sticks the Rafflesia in her shield

>>34648490
Well, it looks like Chiaki is going to have to beg Dildoes for a crash course on social etiquette. Poor girl.

>>34648883
>Sticks the space witch in her shield
>all problems solved

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>>34648490

>>34648972
I don't remember seeing this one before
Haruka a cute

>>34648861
I have a feeling that might not be smart.

>>34648795
I seem to recall Deculture put that as the limit for this quest. So Chiaki can store objects the weight and size of a battleship in her shield, but she unfortunately cannot store the entire moon there (that would certainly be a way to defeat the First Officio).

However it does seem like it could work as an effective weapon. I think it was even mentioned that when Chiaki pulled out the container with Tiny Pete, she crushed a car in the process.

So it seems that Chiaki really could bludgeon things by summoning absurdly huge objects from her hammerspace and dropping them on people. Especially since we recently got that bonus from Braids when it comes to pulling items from the shield.

Granted, summoning a battleship in say an office building would not exactly be subtle. And QB might get rather upset at the rebuilding costs of this type of fighting.

>>34649015
High altitude battleship bombing when?

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I don't have anything for today, I just wanted to post this from the last drawthread.

>>34649015

I don't remember a limit being mentioned at all, but that sounds like common sense. Could ask Decu after the thread is over

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>>34649050
And this one.

Have a nice thread, see you again.

>>34649015
thanks anon now I'm imagining Chiaki dropping a piano on someone

>>34649050
>>34649075
no one will be safe if Heather gives in to the lewd.

>>34649086
We have to do this Loonie Toons shit!

We have to!

>>34649086
>tfw Chiaki is now Jerry from Tom & Jerry

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>>34649086
>just a piano

There are way better things to use.

>>34648913
Good idea for next time we meet Pinky

>>34649086
>dropping a piano
Not a single Homu agrees with this distasteful waste of Pianos.

Use a safe or something;

>>34649132
Why haven't we thought of it before?

>>34649064
Pretty sure he put a battleship in some Q&A but I might be wrong.

But yeah, its common sense for it to have some limit, or Chiaki really could win battles by just putting buildings, mountains, moons, suns and so on into her hammerspace.

Pretty sure the battleship was the biggest Homura summons in anime, so thats what Decu said was the biggest here (I am pretty sure).

Ofcourse, he might have changed his mind. I admit Chiaki putting the entire moon in her shield has a certain appeal to it.

>>34649030
>battleship
Or just rocks. A huge battleship-sized rock falling to the ground from a thousand miles away would do a lot of damage. So just board a high-altitude balloon and drop huge boulders while laughing maniacally and twirling your moustache.

>>34649127
>>34649130
so we test this toon stuff on sayaka before using it on battle?

>>34649165
so a anvil then

>>34649165
Anvils are traditional.

>>34649212
>an anvil
A battleship-sized anvil? But it must be from a balloon, while wearing a monocle and a fake moustache that we twirl.

>>34649212
That conversation is going to be fun.

Four minutes of Sayaka shouting "What the FUCK?"

>>34649108
Heather was always lewd. Just like Attarou

>>34649212
anvils are too unreliable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgD6E-LT9dg

Guys why aren't we carrying food with all this space
Hell, why haven't we stored more nuclear missiles in there?
WHY HAVENT WE STUFFED MIDORI IN THERE SO SHE DOESNT KNOW WHEN WE FUCK WENDY

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If items inside the shield are kept in stasis I'm sure there are many useful applications.

What if you sucked a RPG-7 warhead in flight into the shield?
I wonder if it would keep its momentum.

>>34649273
Because putting people in the shield isn't a thing.

>>34649298
>Set the nuke off in our shield
>Time freeze it
>Hail of RPG fire
>Time freeze it
>Storm of bullets
>Time freeze it

We now hold the ultimate weapon to killing anyone

>>34649343
>using conventional firearms
Did you learn NOTHING from Godzilla?

>>34649369
I-I haven't watched it

We absolutely have to try out all this shit as soon as we have 5 minutes for ourselves.

>>34649306
You could probably put their bodies there, so long as you kept the soulgem out. Could be a handy way to smuggle in a squad of meguca. For example, put the bodies of Kyoko and Sayaka into the shield and pocket their soul gems.

Then go somewhere clearly alone.

Then suddenly pull their bodies out and touch them with the soulgems and instant reinforcements.

>>34649369
Put Godzilla in the shield?

>>34649393
Technically this stuff is all possible, and it would actually be rather fitting of Chiaki did try some shield hammerspace shenanigans considering Deculture gave us the shield-use bonus from letting Braids play the piano.

And I admit I do really want to drop an anvil ontop of Sayaka. I really really want to.

>>34649456
I want to drop a giant blueberry pie on her. Because

>>34649456
We should also make sure to pull the "bucket of water on top of a door" prank on her in that case.

Hell, we don't even need a door.

>>34649267
Heather denies her lewd its purpose.

>>34649501
We don't even need the bucket.
Wait, how would that work? Water is a thing. Things can be put into the shield.

>>34649489
I support these reasons.

>>34649501
Actually, we should do it as a follow up to the pie gag, so she can clean up afterwards

>>34649456
>And I admit I do really want to drop an anvil ontop of Sayaka. I really really want to.
for some strange reason I want to also want to see this happening! It would be hilarious!

>>34649547
the bucket is a clasic anon we have to use it

>>34649547
Could Chiaki drain the oceans?

>>34649108
stick her in the shield

>>34649456
>I admit I do really want to drop an anvil ontop of Sayaka
Hey, we should do it with Mami first to test if it's too heavy or something. And make sure she's transformed and wearing her soulgem on her cap like always. I really want her heading the list of "people whose heads we've anvilled"

>>34649690
>Heading the list
>Heading

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>>34649415
>>34649391
>>34649369
>>34649343
>>34649298

Oh anon.

>>34649729
Well she already passed on her chance of being the head of a major corporation.

Of course, the most important thing to do once we start killing people by pulling shit out of our shield is:

We need to come up with sweet pre-mortem and/or post-mortem one liners when we do it.

>Unleash a torrent of ocean water from our shield
>"They were a bunch of wash-outs anyway."

>Moment before dropping an anvil on someone
>"Heads up."

>Kill someone after disabling them by dropping a pail onto their head
>"What a shame, she really kicked the bucket this time."

>Hit them with a live RPG round
>"Catch."

>Summon battleship
>"Time for you to...ship out."

>>34649896
>Summon battleship
>"I ship that."

>>34649896
>Summon torrent of vibrators
>"Get fucked."

>>34649896
>Unleash a storm of McRibs onto someone
>Read a haiku
>Nature slowly dies
>Children starve in Africa
>The McRib is back

>>34649896
>douse them in liquid nitrogen so they turn solid
ICE to meet you

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>>34648344

Here is another one he signed.

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>>34650013

>>34649967

That would only be funny if it was two battleships and once, and both Kancolles.

>>34650013
Might as well steal a few from that shitty Batman movie...

>"Let's kick some ice."
>"Hell of an icebreaker."
>"It's very ice to meet you."

And some others:

>"Guess she got cold feet."
>"Chill out, girl."

>>34650013
" chill out"

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>>34650070
>>34650086

>>34650070
>>34650013
These would be perfect for Odette.
Maybe for when the Hooks finally get to her.

>>34650038
>>34650136
>C'mon, don't get upset. That's not cool.

>>34650136
what's the problem anon Chiaki has to break the ice somehow

I regret only drawing two angry Odettes

>store bolts of lightning
>"What a shocking turn of events."

>>34650198
Quickly, we need more Odettes getting angry at ice puns!

>>34650198
You're still cool, Hat-chan!

What we do is steal a loaded oil tanker.
And then we drop the sucker on a bitch.
Then light it and walk away.

>>34648515 >>34648523

Still reeling from the list of watch-wearing dildo duties that Vintage had just rattled off, you're barely able to nod at her question. Y-yeah. Yeah, you have a few questions to ask her. While you'd much rather curl up into a ball in a corner somewhere and scream your lungs out from the hand that Fate had cruelly dealt you, you have enough wits about you to realize that this was indeed a rare opportunity. A rare chance to ask what you've always wanted to know about the First, ever since you heard them being talked about in hushed tones.

"Well, ask away, then!" Vintage grins. "I'll answer to the best of my ability!"

Right. Well. Here goes nothing.

You take a deep breath.

"What's it like up there? On the moon?"

The Equerry's smile fades somewhat, but only a little. "Oh, hah! I get this question all the time! Well, it's--"

"--Is it out of this world?"

Silence. Stark, cold silence, as the eldest Karasawa sister works her jaw up and down in stunned silence, before finally closing it.

"..."

"..."

"...I see." Vintage narrows her eyes at you. "You've been holding that back for the longest time, haven't you? Waited all your life to ask that?"

No. ...Yes.

The Equerry of the most powerful Officio in the world lets out a sigh, before shaking her head, snorting softly. "Yes, well. I don't blame you. I'd probably have done the same, in your place. Still, it kind of feels..."

Lame?

"Kind of. Anyway." She shrugs. "It's not really all that fun, after the novelty of low gravity wears thin. It's climate controlled, for one, but they never really get it right so sometimes it's too cold, other times it's too hot." Another face of distaste. "And there's literally nothing to see other than a few rocks, some craters, and...well, that thing hovering in the dark side of the moon. Which we often have to go out and inspect from time to time, and it's never as exciting as it sounds."

[1/2]

>>34650407

Really? But you thought, well, a moon base would be more fun than that, more entertaining--

"It's a facility, not an amusement park." Vintage cuts you off now, the huffy tone in her voice reminding you of a particularly healthy Callidus. "There is literally nothing to do except to watch, and observe, and ocassionally be called down to provide assistance. In which case, everyone PRAYS they'll get picked for planetfall. Anything to get off that fucking rock for an entire day, or even an hour - and actually have the company of other people than fucking vegans or uppity nudists or even annoying sadomasochists who grovel at your feet and beg you to spank them with some sort of spiked ping-pong racket!"

...

Well. Sounds like the First is just a ticking time bomb waiting to happen, huh?

Vintage looks blearily at you, before shaking her head. "...No, no. Nothing like that. No matter what I say, we are still the First. The chosen of the Incubators' progenitor. The universe's only hope of salvation. We're just..." A sigh escapes her lips as her shoulders droop. "...it just doesn't help, being cooped up with each other like that. It's driving me crazy. Probably already did."

...Does she regret it then? Being a Warmaster? Being accepted into the First?

"No, and no." The Equerry smiles, but it's a lonely, tired smile. Older. "Yes, it's hard. More often than not, it's as thankless as it is violent, and dangerous, and harrowing. But I wouldn't dream of trading away those bloody, tiresome years wearing the hat for anything." She reaches up with a tiny hand to adjust your own hat, centering its brim - and you could feel her run a thumb over the stitching. "You find out who you truly are, wearing that hat. You find your limits, and if you're willing to do whatever it takes to exceed them.

[2/3]

>>34650439

"As for being in the First..." It's here that she chuckles. "Well, no comment. But I will say that it's nice to be able to eat real food - the ones that come in plates and bowls, not the sort you squeeze out of tubes."

...That sounds horrible.

"More than you know, I assure you." Vintage murmurs darkly. "Replacing my tube of miso with speckled beige acryclic...you'll have your just desserts, Tenko, and no mistake."

The both of you continue your tour in relative silence, with Vintage considerably a bit less talkative with teaching you how this particular room was relevant to her, or how this particular bathroom stall was infamous for a certain Incident that apparently involved an oversized mail-order back massager, some peanut butter, and someone's trained Caucasian Shepherd. Instead, she simply stopped by these places, staring at them in cold silence, before nodding at you and moving on.

It took the both of you thirty minutes to reach Kyuubey's Office - Vintage did mention that she wanted to check it out - and as soon as you spy the white-painted double doors leading to the mutant cat's habitat is when you also see the Incubator himself, sitting right in the middle of your path.

"Ah, Karasawa. Right on the dot, as you promised." Kyuubey gets up off of his haunches, stretching briefly before padding closer to the both of you. "Thank you for bringing Matsuda here. I couldn't exactly pull her out of there without attracting undue suspicion."

What? What the hell's going on?

"Don't mention it, Kyuubey. Needs must, and all that." Vintage waves a hand. "Sorry. I'm sure you noticed, but I took the time to look around. The Warmaster here was kind enough to lend me her ear while I reminisced." She smiles at you, then down at the mutant cat. "Everyone's busy downstairs of course, no doubt listening to Takane-san doing a whole lot of damage to her throat with those beastly death metal songs."

[3/4]

>>34650460

Kyuubey nods. "I see. Well, we don't have much time, then." The doors to Kyuubey's Office swings open, completely on their own accord. "Now, Matsuda, if you'll step this way--"

Wait! What the fuck is this?! What's this cloak and dagger shit, in your own fucking Officio?!

+ Someone's been following you. Hiding in the shadows. + Dildoes' voice, a pained whisper, brushes against your mind. Weak and feeble. + Be careful. +

How do you react?

[]Pull out your Desert Eagle, aim it at one of them. Start demanding answers.
[]Calm down, and force yourself to ask these two what fucking game they're playing.
[]Ask for whoever it is to reveal themselves first. You're not going to be fucking shadowed in your own goddamn building.

>>34650525
>[]Calm down, and force yourself to ask these two what fucking game they're playing.
Aiming guns is not wise right now.

>>34650525
>[]Pull out your Desert Eagle, aim it at one of them. Start demanding answers.

>>34650525
>[X]Ask for whoever it is to reveal themselves first. You're not going to be fucking shadowed in your own goddamn building.

>>34650525
>[X]Ask for whoever it is to reveal themselves first. You're not going to be fucking shadowed in your own goddamn building.

>"--Is it out of this world?"

Attarou what did you do to deculture

WHAT DID YOU DO

>>34650525
>[X]Calm down, and force yourself to ask these two what fucking game they're playing.
>[X]Be ready to defend yourself at a moment's notice.

>>34650525
>[X]Calm down, and force yourself to ask these two what fucking game they're playing.

>>34650525
>[X]Ask for whoever it is to reveal themselves first. You're not going to be fucking shadowed in your own goddamn building.

>>34650525
[x]Pull out your Desert Eagle. Fire a warning shot towards the general direction of the creeping shadow.

>>34650525
>[X]Calm down, and force yourself to ask these two what fucking game they're playing.

>>34650525
[x]Calm down, and force yourself to ask these two what fucking game they're playing.

I hope getting your lame joke in was worth missing out on more funny stories.

>>34650525
>[X]Calm down, and force yourself to ask these two what fucking game they're playing.

>>34650525
>[x]Calm down, and force yourself to ask these two what fucking game they're playing.
>[x]Ask for whoever it is to reveal themselves first. You're not going to be fucking shadowed in your own goddamn building.

>>34650525
[X]Ask for whoever it is to reveal themselves first. You're not going to be fucking shadowed in your own goddamn building.

>>34650525
>[]Ask for whoever it is to reveal themselves first. You're not going to be fucking shadowed in your own goddamn building.
blunt instrument, as always

>>34650622
I would have asked her about Malal, but I wasn't here to suggest it.

>>34650525
>[X]Calm down, and force yourself to ask these two what fucking game they're playing.
let's not pull a gun on your boss's office

>>34650525
>[]Calm down, and force yourself to ask these two what fucking game they're playing.

>>34650525
[X]Calm down, and force yourself to ask these two what fucking game they're playing.
[X]Ask for whoever it is to reveal themselves first. You're not going to be fucking shadowed in your own goddamn building.

Find out what this is about first.

>>34650525
>[]Calm down, and force yourself to ask these two what fucking game they're playing.
>[]Ask for whoever it is to reveal themselves first. You're not going to be fucking shadowed in your own goddamn building.

>>34650525
>[x]Calm down, and force yourself to ask these two what fucking game they're playing.

>>34650525

>[x]Calm down, and force yourself to ask these two what fucking game they're playing.

>>34650525
Should we perhaps covertly check who it is first?

>>34650724
we have no idea. Only reason we have any idea at all is Dildoes told us.

I thought about pulsing Midori, but if it's not her, it'll probably just worry her.

>>34650525
>>[x]Calm down, and force yourself to ask these two what fucking game they're playing.
>>[x]Ask for whoever it is to reveal themselves first. You're not going to be fucking shadowed in your own goddamn building.

>>34650525
[x]Check for Callidus bullshit. Again.

>>34650525
>[X]Ask for whoever it is to reveal themselves first. You're not going to be fucking shadowed in your own goddamn building.

Why does it even have so many shadows? We should install more lamps.

>>34650838
I'd rather not get into the habit of exposing our soul gem every time we suspect callidus bullshit.

Being aware that it could be in play is often as effective as confirming it.

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I wonder if it's Enishi who's stalking us? Trying to listen in on us talking with her big sister?

It's probably Midori.

>>34650900
Or it's the fucking bird.
Or it could be Karasawa herself and the one we've been talking to is the bird who is also a callidus and QB is an illusion and this is a test.

>>34650896
and frankly there's little scope for basic callidus bullshit there. I am reasonably convinced that Vintage is who she claims, and I have zero reason to suspect fucking Kyubey, since this is completely in character for him.

>>34650940

That's what I'm thinking. She seemed uneasy at Chiaki's departure during the ceremony.

>>34650525
>[]Ask for whoever it is to reveal themselves first. You're not going to be fucking shadowed in your own goddamn building.

>>34650940
Wendy would have been my first guess.

Midori isn't a good ninja, by her own admission.

>>34651004
To be fair, a good ninja wouldn't have been detected so easily.

>>34650940
>>34650977

Bet it's Wendy

>>34651051
No, it's Homura.

>>34651048
On the other hand, it was Dildoes who detected it.

Dildoes seems to be the "knowledge" aspect of the three stooges, so its possible he/she is highly skilled and it required centuries of experience to detect.

>>34651004
>>34651048
A good ninja wouldn't admit to being a good ninja either.

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>>34650525
>I bet it's Midori
>I bet it's Wendy
>I bet it's Enishi
You're all wrong. IT WAS ME, DIO!

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>>34651095
no it was me

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>>34651095
>>34651106
Wendio and MidoWRYYY