>>34543914
>Just relax with Janice.

Mess about with best girl

>>34543914
Awwwww yiss, PJWitches Time! I actually caught a thread!

>Other
Why not check on Elsa while bringing Janice with?

>>34543914
>>Just relax with Janice.

We need some time off.

>>34543914
>>Just relax with Janice.

>>34543914
>>Just relax with Janice.

>>34543914
>Just relax with Janice.

>See how Elsa is recovering.
then
>Just relax with Janice.

>>34543914
This anon >>34543954 has a point.

>>34543981
>>34543954
Yep, more Elsa time too

>>34543914
>>Just relax with Janice.

Been too long without janice

>>34543914
hmmm.>>34543954
is good. So..
>See how Elsa is recovering.

>Just relax with Janice.

>>34543914
>>Other
Find out pet Chinese witch.

>>34543914
>Just relax with Janice

>>34543914
>>Just relax with Janice.
Hey PJ time~

while we wait here is something to fear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL5DaUtrRsU

>>34543914
>Other
Ask Janice to accompany us as we check on Elsa and the Chinese POW (were they able to reattach her arm?).

>>34544310

checking in on the pows a nice idea.

bet janice knows how to speak chinese.

>>34543914
>>See how Elsa is recovering.
Then relax with janice.

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>>34543914
You decide to kill two birds with one stone and bring Janice along to check up on Elsa. She had taken a pretty bad hit to the leg. Even with magical healing, the doctors still insisted she stay in the hospital to make sure everything was all right, much to the German girl's chagrin.

"Morning, Janice." You say when you run into your XO and girlfriend.

"Morning, Will!" Janice says and kisses you on the cheek. "So, day off, huh?"

"Yep. I was thinking we'd check in on Elsa."

"I was thinking the same thing." Janice nods. "Poor thing, bedridden all this time."

"I should know." You grimace, your own hospital stay fresh in your mind.

The two of you head over to the base hospital, which was much shinier and more high tech than what you were used to in Ramstein. They certainly weren't lying when they said the Japanese were on the cutting edge of medical technology. You head over to where Elsa's room is, and find out that you're not the only visitor today.

"For the last time, Elsa, you will stay in bed until the doctors officially clear you for duty." Hessler says with that typical German sternness.

"But Elisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa." Elsa whines like a child. "Why do you get to have all the fun torturing the trainees?!"

"This isn't about 'fun', Elsa." Hessler sighs. "This is about your health."

"I'm perfectly fine"! Elsa grunts as she leaps out of her bed and stand upright. "See?!"

"Irrelevant. I take the doctor's word with more credence than yours." Hessler retorts.

(cont)

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>>34544472

Wow, they almost sound like a married couple.

"Hey! PJ!" Elsa points at you. "You're a doctor too, right? I'm perfectly fine!"

"Ummm, I'm technically not a doctor..." You start and pause when you see Hessler glaring at you.

You look around for Janice and see that she's actually taken a few steps back to stay out of the argument, content to let you take all the heat.

She just smiles innocently in response to your poisonous glare.

Traitor!

>Elsa looks fine to me.
>You should listen to the doctor, Elsa.
>I PLEAD THE FIFTH.
>Other

>>34544493
>>You should listen to the doctor, Elsa.

It's the responsible thing to say.

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>>34544493
>>I PLEAD THE FIFTH.
I summon thee, the powers of the Constitution of these United States of America!

>>34544493
>>I PLEAD THE FIFTH.
"you are in Japan now, Captain"
"But..."

>>34544493
>"Does anything hurt and/or are you bleeding? No, then you sound alright."

Who listens to doctors?

>>34544493
>>You should listen to the doctor, Elsa.

>>34544493
>I PLEAD THE FIFTH.

>>34544493
>I PLEAD THE FIFTH.
Elsa should just talk to a doctor and beg them. I pretty sure that's all Pierce did to get out.

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>>34544493
>Other

Let's flag down a nurse and get an update from the Elsa's doctor. Surely she's fit and ready to go, and with the word of the doctor not even Elisa can say no.

>>34544493
>Rub some dirt in it, you wimp

>>34544493
>Other
Take that medical keyboard doodad and pretend to check shit out with a worried expression for a good minute, then just shrug and go "Idunno."

>>34544493
[]Have Red check her out.

Red is a healwitch, right?

>>34544612
So is Janice.

>>34544608
supporting

>>34544608
I like it!

>>34544740
>>34544699
>>34544608

Do you not fear Fräulein Hesler's retribution if we went down that road?!

>>34544608
Support!

>>34544493
This>>34544608

>>34544772
No dude, it actually takes all responsibility in the argument off of us. We're just claiming we can't make a call one way or another. Plus, it's funny.

>>34544493
>>You should listen to the doctor, Elsa.

Somehow i got this thinking since our Chinese Witches lost her arm already, some... questionable fellow on Japanese ranks will use her to test their own prosthetic.
Then our Chinese Witches will escape, get new Striker, and demand some rematch with Red.

>>34544772
She will silent with 'I certainly not amused here so stop fooling around' look. Enough to make Pierce check his pant for stain.

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>>34544493
"I plead the Fifth." You say quickly.

"Huh?" Elsa and Hessler both look at you, confused.

"Captain, they're German, and operate under a completely different legal system from ours." Janice points out politely. "On top of that, we're also in Japan. I don't know if the Fifth Amendment applies here."

"Quiet, Janice, do you see how I'm doing my best to extricate myself from this?" You grunt.

"Surprising. I thought all you Americans lacked tact and forward thinking." Hessler grinned as she crossed her arms. "Anyways, thank you for rescuing Elsa. She always did have a knack for getting herself into trouble."

"Heeeeeeeey." Elsa frowned. "Last I checked, you actually had more citations than me on the Academy record!"

"Because I was covering for you otherwise you would have been expelled!" Hessler rolls her eyes.

"They're like a married couple, aren't they?" Janice whispers in amusement.

Yep.

"Anyways, I don't see why you had to volunteer for that mission. The Americans and Japanese have no shortage of special forces that could've done the job."

"Hey, they asked me, so I was obligated to answer. Can't just turn down a juicy mission like that!" Elsa grins. "And it all worked out anyways!"

>Ask her what exactly she was scouting, anyways.
>Politely excuse yourself.
>Help Elsa get discharged early.
>Other

>>34544824
>>Ask her what exactly she was scouting, anyways.

>>34544824
>Ask her what exactly she was scouting, anyways.


was it a METAL GEAR!?

>>34544824
>Ask her what exactly she was scouting, anyways.

>>34544824
>Ask her what exactly she was scouting, anyways.

>>34544824
>Ask her what exactly she was scouting, anyways.

And lay the bait of getting her discharged early if she doesn't feel like talking.

>>34544824
>Ask her what exactly she was scouting, anyways.

Also,
>Help Elsa get discharged early.

>>34544824
>>Ask her what exactly she was scouting, anyways.
and make no promise or tell her yet but work toward
>Help Elsa get discharged early.

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>>34544824
>>Ask her what exactly she was scouting, anyways.


Bet it was some Grey Men shit.

>>34544858
Maybe shagohod

>>34544824
>>Help Elsa get discharged early.
sure why not

>>34544824
>>Ask her what exactly she was scouting, anyways.
>>Help Elsa get discharged early.

>>34544824
>Help Elsa get discharged early.
We've done this shit before!

>"On top of that, we're also in Japan. I don't know if the Fifth Amendment applies here."
Please Best Girl, the Constitution of the United States of America knows no bounds!

>>34544824
>>Ask her what exactly she was scouting, anyways

>>34544824
>>Politely excuse yourself.

>>34544824
>>Ask her what exactly she was scouting, anyways.

>>34544824
"Anyways, Elsa." You say, leaning against the wall. "What exactly did the brass send you into the middle of China for? MOST of the time, when they send someone like you on a suicidally dangerous mission like that, it's for a good reason."

"Hm, well, I suppose there's not harm in telling you. The mission was authorized by your Colonel Kelsey anyways." Elsa shrugs.

"Elsa!" Hessler snaps. "You shouldn't be freely giving away classified information like that!"

"Captain Pierce here saved my ass! It's the very least I can do." Elsa retorts and turns back to you. "The brass think the Chinese are up to something. Some kind of new weapon project. Now, their tech is nowhere near our level, so the common opinion is that they're going for size and brute force. If that factory I scouted is any indication, they were right on the money."

"Any idea what it was?" You ask.

"Not really, but it might be some kind of tank." Elsa frowns. "We saw huge tread marks inside and outside the facility. Whatever was there, we just missed it. Considering that satellites and surveillance planes haven't been able to spot something that big so far, the Chinese are going through a lot of effort to keep it hidden."

"I see." You nod.

"Anyways, that's all I got." Elsa shrugs. "Maybe that Chinese witch you captured might know something, but I doubt it. Plus that's something for the spooks to figure out, not us."

"I suppose you're right." You nod.

"Excuse me." A meek Japanese nurse pokes her head through the door. "It's time for the patient's daily checkup."

"All right, let's get this over with." Elsa sighs. "Think you should go, Captain. A girl needs her privacy."

You give a respectful nod to Elsa and Hessler as you and Janice leave.

"It seems that girl is still brimming with energy." Janice chuckles. "She reminds me of Red in some ways."

"I think one Red is enough to handle." You laugh.

>Have some alone time with Janice.
>Go check on someone else (specify).
>Other

>>34545244
>>Go check on someone else (specify).
Check on Chinese pet witch.

>>34545244
>Have some alone time with Janice.

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>>34545244
>Have some alone time with Janice.
Mucking-about time...

>The brass think the Chinese are up to something. Some kind of new weapon project
Overlord Tanks When

>>34545244
>Have some alone time with Janice.
>Overlord Tanks
Goddammit.

>>34545244
>>Go check on someone else (specify).
Well, check our trophy witch.

>>34545244
>Have some alone time with Janice.

>>34545244
>>Have some alone time with Janice.

>>34545244
>>Have some alone time with Janice.

Somewhere quiet.

>>34545307
GATTLING CANNON WILL BE READY. SOON.

>>34545361
FUUUUUUUUUCK!

>>34545244
>Have some alone time with Janice.

>>34545244
>Have some alone time with Janice.

>>34545373
I just hope the Chinese are not developing Emperors or nuked-up Overlords.

>>34545244
>Have some alone time with Janice.

Life is fleeting enough as it is.

>>34545399
lets panic when we run in to witch dr thrax!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAxmvNm6Uv0

Gonna need to put a hat or cap on the door to our shared room.

>>34545244
>>Have some alone time with Janice.

>>34545418
More like Leang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mgoz1a8ugI

>>34545418
The Tigress is much scarier.

>getrikt effec
Captcha seems to agree.

>>34545500
>not Ironside

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I wonder if Merc plans on going to Red Alert silliness as well...

>>34545489
>Tigress Leang commands an all-witch unit with nuked-up Emperor Strikers

>>34545527
say hello to my cryocopter's!

>>34545522
>Ironside
Welp, why could I forgot him?
>>34545527
>Japan develops Floating Fortresses

>>34545566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knX78mE0MuI

>>34545552
> tank witches with cryo weapons

>>34545578
>I got three things to teach ya, kid: How to Lose, How to Cry, and How to Die

Imagine Ironside leading a joint task force in Poland.

>>34545610
How about
>Chrono witch legionnaires

>>34545628
fuck that I want to see him punch the fuck out of volgen!

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>>34545656
Is it bad I'm seeing "Colonel" Volgin and not Volgen?

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>>34545244
"Hey Janice, you don't happen to know any places where nobody can disturb us, right?"

"Oh, want to play?" Janice says seductively, sliding her finger across your chest.

"We're still on duty, Janice." You laugh. "I was thinking something a bit more tame."

"Oh, well that works too." Janice grins. "I know just the place!"

---

"I was not expecting this." You say.

"Well, since we're not on call, it's obvious nobody is going to be at the hangar!" Janice says happily.

The two of you were on the roof of the hangar, basking in the light of the afternoon sun. You were lying on your back, head comfortably nestled on Janice's thighs. Yeah, this was bliss.

"You seem to be enjoying this quite a lot." Janice chuckles.

"Well yeah, who wouldn't?" You grin. "I'm the luckiest guy in the world."

"Oh, stop!" Janice says, blushing.

>Talk to her about something.
>Just enjoy the moment.
>Other

>>34545751
>Talk to her about something
ask her bout the thing at the hotsprings

>>34545751
>>Talk to her about something.

I want to tempt the Fates and talk about post-war stuff!

>>34545751
>>Talk to her about something.
We don't get to spend much time together

>>34545751
>Just enjoy the moment

>>34545751
>Just enjoy the moment.

Sometimes, it's just nice to enjoy each others company. Also, she should ruffle our hair. It's only fair since we do it to every other Witch.

>>34545751
>Just enjoy the moment.

>>34545751
>>34545768
I'm okay with this. I can't think of anything else, mostly.

>>34545751
>>Just enjoy the moment.

nuzzle into her bermuda triangle

>>34545751
>>Just enjoy the moment.

>>34545777
and say a pineapple salad will a nice treat?

>>34545751
>>Just enjoy the moment.

>>34545751
>other
Face down

>>34545813
>pineapple salad
Might as well bring the full monty. Get a guitar and a scotch, let's do this chaps

>>34545768
>>34545751
Kinda curious about this.

Wonder if has anything to do with the whole androphobic thing she had.

>>34545768
>>34545777
any of these

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>>34545877
>>34545813
>pineapple salad

No, we should drink some pineapple juice.

You guys know why guys REALLY drink pineapple juice, right?

>>34545911
because its fucking good? I am drinking some right now

>>34545911
Endurance Juice?

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>>34545938
No, it makes your semen taste sweet.

>>34545911
if you're shooting blanks, they'll be tasty blanks

>>34545768
Um, you're going to have to be more specific about this.

>>34545984
>>34545998
Why would you even know that?

>>34546021
I'm assuming it's about the time Pierce and Janice probably had sex at the hotspring.

>>34546021
Lewd banter

>>34545984
So does a fruit based diet numbnuts.

>>34546051
>probably

my keks

>>34546021
it's about her androphobia
that and lewd banter

>>34546051
>probably

Someone pull out the planefag screencap about that subject.

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The IJN should seriously look at destroyer witches

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>>34545751
"You know, if we have the time, maybe we should go back to that hotspring." You say. "Just the two of us."

"Well, we did have a wonderful time there." Janice nods. "I wouldn't object. The staff were very accommodating, too!"

"Though we probably won't get another opportunity until after the war." You sigh. "Assuming it's still standing by then."

"Oh, don't be like that!" Janice slaps your forehead lightly. "You should think positive!"

"But did you see that place? It was a ghost town. We were literally the only people there for miles."

"Just war jitters. I'm sure the exact same thing is happening in Germany, and, god forbid, if the war ever came to the US, the same thing would happen there, too. Once the threat is over, the people will return."

"I guess." You sigh and nestle your head up a little higher up her legs.

"Keep doing that, Will, and we'll be well past the 'tame' part." Janice says with her usual smile.

"Well, you know me. I always like to push the edge." You grin.

"Oh dear." Janice's familiar suddenly manifests, her floppy dog ears twitching. "There's somebody here."

"Aw nuts." You slowly get up and peek over the edge of the hangar. Below, you can see one lone girl. A Japanese witch, you assume. Looks like she was looking for something, or someone.

>Go see what she wants.
>It's somebody else's problem.
>Other

>>34546210
>>It's somebody else's problem.

She's not in danger, and if we were needed they could use the PA system. We need to spend more time with our girlfriend.

>>34546210
>>It's somebody else's problem.

Not today

>>34546210
>Other
Peek on her, see if you can discern why she's there with your DEDUCTIVE REASONING.

>>34546210
>>Go see what she wants.
I like where this is going.

>Just war jitters. I'm sure the exact same thing is happening in Germany, and, god forbid, if the war ever came to the US, the same thing would happen there, too.

War is coming home:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-oUOlNySY0

>>34546210
supporting
>>34546243
Make it guessing game with Janice.

>>34546210
>>Go see what she wants.

>>34546243
That girl... is a Japanese Witch!
>Ace Detective

>>34546210
>>Go see what she wants.

>>34546210
>god forbid, if the war ever came to the US, the same thing would happen there, too.

red invasion 2!

>>34546210
>>34546243
>>34546269
This could be fun.

>>34546311
>Now with unmarked freighters

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Merc, you forgot to discuss Janice's fears that she touched on in the hot springs.

No matter though, just thought it's a waste that you prepared that.

>>34546322
it should be.
This remind me to Hyouka when someone deduced real story behind an unusual PA without leaving the room at all.

>>34546334
>and 200% more Raikov!

>>34546243
>>34546269
these two have my vote

>>34546396
>200% more Raikov!
Run for the hills!

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>>34546396
more like
>and 200% more NTR and RAPE

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>>34546424

>>34546424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDHXI05yDPY

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>>34546424

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>>34546424

>>34546424
>Tate no yuusha
shit, you remind me to all rage i feel.

>>34546483
...shit.

>>34546506
Man I am never gonna read that manga. If half of what /tg/ says about it is true it would give me a conniption by the third chapter.

>>34546506

IT IS A GOOD PAIN

>>34546541

Ye a coward and a fag. Read it.

Venerate Khorne.

>>34546210
"So, Janice, who do you think it could be?" You ask. "All we know is she's a Japanese witch."

"Hmmmm." Janice peeks over the edge as well. "She's VERY well kept, to a very high standard. Not just to look pretty, but to uphold a certain image. Not for herself, but anybody that might see her."

"Uh huh." You nod. "The way she walks is very refined, too. Seems more like from private training than from a military boot camp."

"And her uniform stands out." Janice points out. "It certainly doesn't look like the ones Jetstream and Euclid wear. Maybe IJN?"

"Hmmmm, now we're getting somewhere." You say. "And that's a really fancy sword, too. Didn't Jetstream say that only witches from certain families or with exceptional skills carry those?"

"That is true." Janice nods. "That leads me to only one conclusion."

"Which is?"

"Well, she's a princess, of course!" Janice beams.

>Holy shit.
>What does a Japanese princess want with us?
>You're pulling my leg, aren't you?
>Other

>>34546541
It worth the pain.
Socmed exist for reason. Or just drink your favorite booze.

>>34546542
A REALLY GOOD PAIN.

...though from little spoiler i got, i worry it will become so generic later.

>>34546564
>What does a Japanese princess want with us?

>>34546564

>>You're pulling my leg, aren't you?
>>What does a Japanese princess want with us?

>>34546564
>>What does a Japanese princess want with us?
its
a) some black op mission directly by emperor himself
b) they ask us to do something bout certain Marine.
c) we are that famous.

>>34546564
>>What does a Japanese princess want with us?
Is this Katsumi, or are we getting a new hime-sama?!

>>34546424
>then red snaps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2miG1A4J0I

>>34546568
>i worry it will become so generic later.

It does... It really does.

>>34546564
>What does a Japanese princess want with us?
Good lord. What now.

>>34546568
it's pretty good.
later they fight lich dragons, sell some drugs, and kill some gods
>>34546564
>What does a Japanese princess want with us?

>>34546602
>>34546609

goddamnit.
Oh well. At least it sounded it still entertaining.

>>34546564
>>What does a Japanese princess want with us?
I pray that Jess did not follow her here.

>>34546564
>>What does a Japanese princess want with us?
Keep playing.

>>34546564
>>What does a Japanese princess want with us?

>>34546639
Unlikely.

>>34546564
>>>Cor' Blimey, Detective Janice, wot do you fink a membah of the Jap'nese royalty'd want with the loiks of me?

>>34546564
>You're pulling my leg, aren't you?

>>34546564
>What does a Japanese princess want with us?

You know, I just realized. Even though our unit was originally formed to do what we usually do, just with witches in the mix, we were also meant to be a poster and publicity unit for the Air Force. To be a counterpart to the Navy's poster Eagle of Tanna,

If most of the spec ops shit we do is still top secret, but said spec ops shit was meant to raise our renown and hype the public about us and increase AF recruitment, how are we support to hype the public if most of our hype material will get us shot if it gets out?

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>>34546767
The Air Force is the dumbs some times.

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>>34546767
Because merc didn't think this through, she should be the PR focus instead :^)

>>34546821

That's like the last thing she would ever want.

>>34546850
Which makes it even better!

>>34546821
>>34546850
Ma'am, Ma'am, is it true you had the Eagle of Tanana under your command?

Was he totally awesome and dreamy as they said?

>>34546767
because anon finds spec ops missions to be the same tier as big red buttons.

>>34546850
>>34546821
"Is that your lover? Tell us all about him! We'll have an inspiring TV movie about your love out within the year!"

I will be right back I need to get my free shit in star trek online

>>34546879
>>34546905

good way to piss her, i think.
At least she will be annoyed.

>>34546879
>>34546905
See Hornet? It's not rocket science.

git gud merc-kun

>>34546879
>Reporters ask questions
>She shows them navy mug
>Crushes mug
>cardcrusher.gif

>>34546821
I think that little rescue mission Red went on in Germany to hot extract those green berets while we were laid up in the hospital should be low enough on the secrecy tier to make a movie/headline article about while still being sufficiently gritty enough to hype the public and get our name at least out there.

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>>34546767
Because not everything PJs do are ultra classified. The AF is looking for their chance to pull of a high profile rescue op.

And you're pretty much already famous in SF circles.

>>34546564
"I dunno, what does a Japanese princess want with us?"

"Well, we could always ask her, silly!" Janice laughs.

>Yeah, why not.
>Nah, I don't want to get involved.
>Other

>>34546951
>>Yeah, why not.

>>34546951
>Lets keep watching.

>>34546951
>>Yeah, why not.

>>34546951
>>Yeah, why not.

>>34546951
>Yeah, why not.

>>34546951
>>Yeah, why not.
Jump from above, make flashy entry that will make Janice shake her head.

>>34546951
>>Shout at her in a Bad Russian Accent, telling her we have her surrounded

>>34546951
>Yeah, why not.


Fine merc, fine, we'll poke the shiny button!

>>34546951
>Yeah, why not.

This can't go wrong.

>>34546951
>Yeah, why not.
'S gonna be bout the warcrimes brigade eh

>>34546921
I like to think she'd open her mouth to answer the bit about Bishop, see Will walk in from somewhere off camera, forget about the interviewers and run up to him, then she hears the question about Will and her.

I think she then turns redder than her hair.

>>34546951
>Yeah, why not.

>>34546951
>Yeah, why not.
]
>then she removes her mask revealing [/spoiler]Raikov!

>>34546951
Just yell at her from the roof. Fuck walking.

>>34547011
IPAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>34546951

Pierce is pretty much perfect recruitment material.

Officer
Spec Ops
Good looking
Dating that hot witch in his unit, hot damn

>>34546951
>>Yeah, why not.

>>34546951
Maybe we can rescue a high profile somewhat popular political dissenter from a Russian gulag in the middle of Siberia and have the media jump all over that when he continues his or her dissent safely in the west.

That or we hot extract people after being shot down in something equivalent to the Doolittle raid.

>>34546951
>>Yeah, why not.

>>34546951
>Yeah, why not.

>>34547111
>Russian scientist with monocle who's developing giant tank for soviets plans to defect

>>34546951
>And you're pretty much already famous in SF circles.

Really? Does this mean we get to make our own custom unit patch?

>>34547189
Still top secret. We need something or someone to go and remain very highly visible and public. Hell, I don't even think the guys he's working with know he was extracted from Russia except for their bosses

>>34547244
Do we have someone like Seryozha Nikanor?

>>34546951
"Yeah, why not." You sigh, heading for the access ladder. "You coming too?"

"Well, of course. It's not every day you can meet an actual princess!" Janice says happily.

"Baby, I get to see an actual princess every day!" You say jokingly.

"Oh, stop!" Janice chuckles, her face turning beet red.

The two of you make your way down to the ground level, where you see the Japanese witch is still there, now taking the time to examine the gear being stowed here, like the unit's strikers. Janice's deduction that she was a princess would make sense, since it would explain how she could have gotten past all the security.

"Excuse me, can I help you, Miss?" You call out.

"Oh, my apologies!" The Japanese witch pauses and gives you a polite bow. "I am Princess Katsumi of the Japanese Imperial Family. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance."

Holy shit, Janice was right.

"Well, um, it's our pleasure as well, Your Highness." You say, unsure of how to properly address her.

"No need to be so formal. Katsumi is fine, or you can just refer to me by my military rank. I'm a Lieutenant Commander, by the way."

"I would've thought you'd be a General or Admiral or something along those lines." Janice says.

"Well," Katsumi grins. "despite our royal heritage, Imperial Family members must still EARN their military rank. It's something we take great pride in."

"I see." You nod. "Anyways, what brings you here?"

"Actually, do you happen to know a Rex Bishop?" Katsumi asks.

Oh boy. It just never ends.

>I'm sorry, he's already taken.
>Yeah, I do. What business do you have with him?
>I don't know who you're talking about.
>Other

>>34547360
>"Can you pick up Jess too? If your that Katsumi that is."

>>34547360
>>Yeah, I do. What business do you have with him?
Well, Katsumi can't be looking after rex for something romantic... so maybe it something about Jess.

>>34547360
>Can I ask why first?

>>34547360
>>I don't know who you're talking about.
Let's feign some ignorance.

I like the first option but that sounds too familiar when we just met Kat.

>>34547360
>Yeah, I do. What business do you have with him?

>>34547360
>>Yeah, I do. What business do you have with him?

>>34547360
>Yeah, I do. What business do you have with him?

>>34547360
>I'm sorry, he's already taken.

>>34547360
>>Yeah, I do. What business do you have with him?

>>34547360
Hey guys, here's our ticket into the records and files of the EPD. Lets ask some questions and see what shit Unit 731 has been up to and see if we should intervene.

>>34547360
>>34547435
Fucking this

>>34547360
>>I'm sorry, he's already taken.

>>34547360
>>I'm sorry, he's already taken.

>>34547360
>>I'm sorry, he's already taken.

>>34547360
>>Yeah, I do. What business do you have with him?

>>34547360
>>Yeah, I do. What business do you have with him?

>>34547360
>>Yeah, I do. What business do you have with him?

>>34547360
"I'm sorry, but Rex is already taken." You say flatly.

"I'm sorry, what?" Katsumi blinks in confusion before comprehension finally dawns on her and she laughs. "Oh no, it's nothing like that! I just wanted to see him!"

"For what?" You ask.

"Well, his sister, Jessica happens to be my personal bodyguard."

Oh yeah, that would explain a LOT.

"And she always speaks so highly of her brothers. I've actually had the privilege of flying side by side with Frank Bishop himself. I would love to be able to meet and see one of his brothers in person!"

"Where's Jess, then?" You say, eying the hangar carefully.

"Ah, so you did meet her!" Katsumi laughs. "Don't worry. I know how she gets sometimes when she's around family, so I left her behind in the palace for the day... along with the rest of my bodyguard."

"That sounds awfully dangerous."

"There's more than enough security on this base." Katsumi smiles. "My Royal Guard mean well, but sometimes they can be a bit too... restrictive. Plus, I have a feeling I will be in good hands with the two of you!"

"Mmmmm, I really like her." Janice beams.

"Of course you would." You sigh.

>Okay, I'll help you find Rex.
>Actually, there's one matter I'd like to talk to you about first...
>Other

>>34547724
>Actually, there's one matter I'd like to talk to you about first...

>>34547724
>Okay, I'll help you find Rex.
>>Actually, there's one matter I'd like to talk to you about first...

>WhyNotBoth.png

>>34547724
>>Okay, I'll help you find Rex.
We can go into the war crimes and biological warfare issues with her after shes chummed up to us a bit.

>>34547724
>>Actually, there's one matter I'd like to talk to you about first...

>>34547724
>>Actually, there's one matter I'd like to talk to you about first...

Fuck Unit 731.

>>34547724
>>Actually, there's one matter I'd like to talk to you about first...
Is it about that bio-weapon?

>>34547724
>Okay, I'll help you find Rex.

>>34547724
>>Actually, there's one matter I'd like to talk to you about first...

>>34547724
>Okay, I'll help you find Rex.
>Actually, there's one matter I'd like to talk to you about first...

>>34547724
>Okay, I'll help you find Rex.

>>34547724
>>Okay, I'll help you find Rex.

>>34547724
>Okay, I'll help you find Rex.

Spoil mood later, not now

>>34547724
>>Okay, I'll help you find Rex.

>>34547724
>Actually, there's one matter I'd like to talk to you about first...

>>34547724
>Okay, I'll help you find Rex.


Kkthx

>>34547724
>Okay, I'll help you find Rex.

>>34547724
"Actually, there's one thing I want to talk to you about." You say. "I'd rather not ask of this, but I think it's a problem only your family can solve."

"Really? Please state your concerns." Katsumi says.

"First, you know what the Epidemic Prevention Department is?"

"Yes, by reputation." Katsumi nods, her expression darkening slightly. "What business do you have with an organization like that?"

"Well, on an op we did not long ago, we were supposed to destroy a bunch of stockpiled Chinese bioweapons." You say. "But instead, the EPD just swoops in and whisks it all away. Got a couple of guys killed, too."

"And what do you want us to do?" Katsumi asks.

"I just want to make sure those bioweapons are properly disposed of. That was their main reasoning for taking them in the first place." You say. "Surely you or the Emperor can set them straight."

"That is troubling." Katsumi nods. "My father was never a fan of the EPD. Yes, their services were necessary during the Martian War, but he thinks they are an old war relic, now. The problem is that the EPD has some very deep connections with the IJN and IJA, so opposing them is not so simple."

"Well, anything would help."

"I will be sure to mention to my father to keep a closer eye on them. But I cannot promise you anything." Katsumi says. "Will that be acceptable."

"That's all I'm asking." You nod.

"Excellent. Then shall we be going?" Katsumi asks. "Where can we find Rex Bishop?"

>Check the beach.
>Check the clubs.
>Check his quarters.
>Other

>>34547724
>>Actually, there's one matter I'd like to talk to you about first...

>>34548107
>>Check his quarters.

>>34548107
>>Check his quarters.

>>34548107
>Check the clubs.

>>34548107
>>Check the clubs.

>>34548107
>>Check the beach.

Hes probably with Ghostdiva.

Quarters is too lewd and Ghostdive and Rex were never really club folk.

Bet they're enjoying a nice walk on the beach.

>>34548107
>>Check his quarters.

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>>34548107
>Check his quarters
he's probably still in bed with Ghost
knowing how Yandere Ghost can be perhaps he may be a bit tied up at the moment

>>34548107
>Check the beach.
I think he was heading there from the last week's thread.

>>34548107
>>Check the beach.

Just because.

>>34548107
>>Check the beach.

Chance to see Ghostdiva in swimsuit, go.

>>34548107
>>Check the clubs.
Euclid!!!!

>>34548107
>>Check the beach.

>>34548107
"You know, I have a feeling Rex is at the beach." You say.

"Really?" Janice looks at you inquisitively.

"Just a hunch." You shrug.

So the three of you head over to the beach that ran past the base. Part of the stretch was considered base property, so civilians were normally kept out. That made if a perfect spot for off duty personnel to relax. Indeed, you see quite a number of men and women on the sand and in the water, evenly divided between Japanese and foreign personnel. Most of the Japanese personnel immediately stiffen as they see Katsumi approach, and she has to do a bit of smooth talking to convince them to pretend she's not there. The foreign personnel, on the other hand, don't recognize her and wonder why their Japanese compatriots were causing such a fuss.

"Do you get this often?" You ask Katsumi.

"All the time." She sighs, suddenly extremely tired.

"Ah, there they are!" Janice points.

And there, you see Rex and Ghost out in the water. Ghost was pretty far out from the shore, waving at Rex to come follow her, while Rex was giving her a bit of a skeptical look.

>On the other hand, they look kinda busy...
>Well, there he is. Let's go meet him.
>Other

>>34548596
>>Other
Shove him.

>>34548596
>>Well, there he is. Let's go meet him.

>>34548596
Wait and watch, this show's just about to begin

>>34548596
>>Other

>Man Overboard! Man Overboard!!

So....is Frank had someone like Pierce who would you push him towards?

>>34548596
>On the other hand, they look kinda busy...
Pierce withdraws cooly

>>34548596
>Well, there he is. Let's go meet him.

>>34548596
>>Well, there he is. Let's go meet him.

Theres a princess here

>>34548622
DO IT

>>34548596
>On the other hand, they look kinda busy...

>>34548596
>>Well, there he is. Let's go meet him.

>>34548596
>On the other hand, they look kinda busy...

>>34548657
Bunch up all the girls, get them talking about something, maybe Frank.

Push Frank, loaded down with rope, white sheets and some candles.

See what happens.

>>34548596
>Well, there he is. Let's go meet him.

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>>34548657
what?

>>34548685
>>34548622
Kat should've really brought Jess in so we can have someone to dive-tackle Rex into the water.

>>34548596
>>Well, there he is. Let's go meet him.

>>34548596
>On the other hand, they look kinda busy...

leave the man be goddamn Pierce has meddled enough

>>34548706
Do you not understand the question or do you just don't know an answer?

>>34548596
>>Well, there he is. Let's go meet him.

>>34548596
>>On the other hand, they look kinda busy...
I think he has earned some alone time with his yandere girlfriend.

>>34548596
>>Well, there he is. Let's go meet him.

>>34548743
No, you typed "is" when you meant "if". Got confused for a bit.

>>34548596
>>On the other hand, they look kinda busy...

let's not ruin their moment.

>>34549016
Sorry, about that it's 2 am and playing warthunder but yeah.

If Frank had someone like Pierce who would he push towards

>>34548596
>>Well, there he is. Let's go meet him.
And introduce Ghost too, maybe?

>>34549088
Different anon here. Maybe Wendy? Lady needs a good Air Force dude.

>>34549107
Ja, I see.

>>34549107
Frank is Navy.

>>34549147
Oh, I was answering under the assumption that the "pusher" would be Frank and the "Pierce" would be some other dude. Basically I thought we were talking about a Pierce and not Fronk.

Sorry need to go pick up a relative so posting will be delayed by 30 mins.

>>34549190
Nah, I meant since Pierce keeps pushing Rex around I was wondering if Pierce was Frank's associate.

What would Pierce push Frank to decide on who?

Wendy was the brit who every other Brit hated right?

>>34549206
Drive safe Merc!

>>34549210
Yep. Flight Lieutenant Malloney.

With regards to your question, I think Ice.
I dunno, gut feeling.

>>34549210
I don't know who he would push him towards. All I know is that he would smack Frank upside the head and say "Stop leading these girls on already."

>>34549287
Honestly, it feels more like the girls are leading themselves on by having expectations, hopes, and dreams about someone they find really attractive. Frank isn't obligated to respond to such attentions, especially when his life's on the line on a regular basis. He's got shit to worry about before 'which witch wuld i fug'.

>>34549287
I think that is more complicated then you think though. I feel Frank has a mixture of denseness and more focused on the war then relationships.

I have a picture, if Pierce were to push Frank into.

>>34549210
Hard to say.

He'd give priority to first dibs which I guess is Ice but also to 'not a silly teenage crush' which basically disqualifies everyone but Brigitte

>>34549144
I sense Wendy lewds. Hornet you bad, bad man.

>>34549337
What does Frank look like, we never got a clear description of him did we?

>>34549360
What do you by that?

>>34549337
>>34549347
Yes, but he could at least vocalize that. Instead of just alternating which witch he shows romantic attention to every few days.

And don't tell me "He's too dense to realize". He's been flirting with them and he knows it. And even if he somehow didn't know it, Mav pointed it out to him.

>>34549419
He hasn't shown romantic attention to any of them, unless you think being a generally decent person who doesn't act like an outright jerk is "romantic".

>>34549419
Oh, I'm not saying he's too dense just a little dense in this regard.

Also vocalizing this is a little hard considering all the shit has happened to him, between coma, testing, the possibility of dying, and trying to come out of this more or less alive has kind of consumed his time.

I don't really blame him. I think his situation is more complicated.

>>34549419

Which lends credence to the idea that fronk is trying to score with all of them.

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>>34549451
He has openly flirted with all three of them several time. We, collectively, have voted for that option several times.

Stop denying the obvious. This isn't Young back in WW2 dealing with Minna. Frank knows that he has several women in love with him and he's flirted with them with that knowledge in mind.

>>34549520
Flirting does not mean "romance". What the fuck do you think this is, a Bioware RPG? Choose the flirt option 3 times, get laid?

>>34549417
Ice and Slider like Fronk because he's like the only dude they've spent a significant amount of time with since graduating from dyke academy. Katya likes Fronk because he saved her that one time. Konstantina likes Fronk because she was programmed to. Brigitte likes Fronk because she's kind of the bad kind of crazy and thinks he is too.

>>34549520

And propositioned slider for a 3some.

Several times.

>>34549520
I think a good 50% (60% tops) is mostly joking and chewing the shit on his part. Spellcaster is more or less a family at this point and if Feelthy's snippets on Slider she also confirmed they do this to mess with each other.

Katya is more of the same.

Ice, well it's just his attempt to make her relax.

>>34549544
Oh man in ME3 I picked what seemed like reasonable nonromantic conversation options with like 3 different party members and ended up dancing with the gay dude in a bar somehow

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>>34549544
It does when we fucking know that the women in question are in love with us you utter maroon.

>>34549602
No, you need to calm your tits and stop pretending that romance is as simple as jokes and flirting.

And you should probably stop assuming that romance is the center of his or any other character's world when you know, there's a war on.

You're only mad because nobody's gotten the D yet.

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>>34549144
At first I thought this was nothing.
Then >>34549417 happened.

No Hornet-san, no!

>>34549557
Ice and Slider maybe but also because he's a decent guy and they do generally care for them in their own way.

Katya is kind of sick of the 'rescue-romance' it might have started that way but after revealing what she did in Afghanistan, she thinks of him more then a knight in shining armor.

Konstantina is less programming and more like she thinks of Frank as if jet combat were given the male gender.

Brigitte is more or less spot on but Ghost confirmed (for now) it is more for a fling.

>>34549637
>me writing lewds again

Nope.

>>34549664
Will you do more POV of Ice, Slider, or Katya again.

I enjoyed those immensely then the lewds themselves also for the fact Katya has Frank in her clutches in France of all places!


Nah, just joking on that last part more important issues to deal with but those snippets I really did enjoy,

>>34549664
>and there was much rejoicing
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yciX2meIkXI

Wendy non-lewd POV when

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>>34549632
>And you should probably stop assuming that romance is the center of his or any other character's world when you know, there's a war on.

If you can't see that this isn't true (especially in Ice's case), even after other characters have rubbed our noses in it, there is no hope.

Why are we having waifu wars for a character we haven't even seen in this quest?

Take it back to SW'89 guys

>>34549602
But again more important issues. We're bleeding slipping into comas, getting tired, sleepy, nightmares, and weaker in general.

Frank has issues and having solace of his family/connection to spellcaster hasn't made him drop dead yet.

>>34549587
>Ice, well it's just his attempt to make her relax.

Why doesn't Frank simply whisk Ice away from her desk, bring her over to a private place and have a one-to-one and set the record straight on what they mean to one another.And maybe hold hands for a bit.

It would do a good deal to help Ice think about what she wants from him and clear up one position in the hierarchy.

Because I'm not convinced everything is on Frank, and this situation is as much due to most of the girls being unsure about who has first dibs as it is about Frank being too much of a nice guy.

>>34549777
Meeting other characters from SW 89 and the fact we're actively pushing Ghost and Rex together because they like each other led to a discussion of this.

Also boredom, will probably drop when Merc start posting

>>34549779

Fucking THIS

>>34549813

Because waifu wars.

>>34549813
Redirecting my reason to this.
>>34549779
Frank has issues, and we're constantly busy or fighting. The small breaks in England and France was done to give the girls a nice time as well as give him time to recover his strength.

I wonder if there will come a time when Pierce et. al will be called in to extract a shot-down Spellcaster...

>>34549915
I'm sure that would happen if Merc and Ghost get together and talk it. Would be interesting, but it's up to them.

>>34549767
Oh fuck off, you butthurt autist. Go get your whackoff material somewhere else.

>>34549813
Not to mention the fact if even that were to happen it will either result in her giving him all her magic and not being a witch anymore or having to share with two or three other witches to keep him alive according to Bridgette.

I think regardless of what happens the one think Ice really want from Frank (as well as the others in Spellcaster) is to stay alive.

I think that is what's on the mind of these witches.

>>34549915
Like that particular mission on Ace 5 when Nagase got rekt'd?

>>34549993
That particular mission would be more like Janice is shot down and Pierce is forced to withdraw for a day until he is sent out again.

He doesn't want to leave, but he has to.

>>34549993
>Sloidah gets shot down outside Seelow

>PJ's get to her just to see her holding a trooper in a "hug" with her tail.