>>34534690
>Wear a cute swimsuit, and sunhat.
It's time

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>>34534690
>Wear a cute swimsuit, and sunhat.

>>34534690
>>Wear a cute swimsuit, and sunhat.
why is this a question?

>>34534690
>>Go in a t-shirt and shorts because you're afraid of being fat.

Okay! Writing.

>>34534690
>Wear a sporty swimsuit and bring a volleyball.

"Hey, Shax!" Oh it's Allonces. Who even CARES what she is going to say? "What are you going to wear to the beach party you're throwing? I don't think I've ever seen you buy a swimsuit."

Confused you look at her, "Why do I need a swimsuit? I don't think I've ever worn one before."

"Eh? So you don't get wet," Allonces taps a finger on her cheek, "You really have never worn one? I guess... that shouldn't really surprise me, actually. Did you, like, go swimming in your goblin rags or something?"

You nod while chewing on a haunch of meat, "Yep! I liked the ocean a lot. It was clean. Pretty. I'm glad I got one near my giant crystal castle!" You give a very wide grin at Allonces, the smile seeming to eclipse your entire face.

She gives a strange expression, then goes, "I've probably got a swimsuit you can borrow. Come one, let's go try it on!" The elf grabs you by the arm and drags you away. You end up in "her room" in the crystal castle. She's practically completely moved in here. When has she even had the time to accumulate all this stuff?! An entire wardrobe full of clothes is revealed as she rustles through them with alarming speed. "Ah! Here we go!" She reveals some sorta weird thing.

Trying it on, you look at yourself in a crystalline mirror. It's a two piece suit, with a skirt and a top that is incredibly frilly. It's black with pink polka dots. Looks pretty cute, but you're not sure why you can't just wear your armor.

"And this is to finish it off!" Allonces slaps your head, and when you open your eyes you see a wide brimmed sun hat on your head, "Alright. Now you're ready to go charm those boys!" With a wink and a raised finger, the elven girl gives you a grin.

The butler approaches you. He says that typically he has more than a zero minute warning to arrange parties, and asks if you had anything in mind.

>Volleyball contest
>Smash watermelons
>Grilling food and eating with all your friends!
>Watching fireworks.

>>34535298

I forget, can Shax swim? I'd think so since she's Sea Mom's blade n' all, but I can't remember if it's come up before.

Also
>ALL OF THE ABOVE.

>>34535298
>Everything Duh
Can't have a proper beach episode if you skip stuff.

>>34535298
>Now you're ready to go charm those boys!
You mean charm Blaise. Cause I know that's what I'll be voting for.
>Everything!

>>34535298
Volleyball's maybe a little bit weird, but smashing things (and then eating them), eating tons of food (after lighting it on fire), and launching things way up into the sky and then watching them explode all seem right up our folks' alley.

>>34535298
>Grilling food and eating with all your friends!

>>34535298
>All of the things

>>34535298
>Grilling food and eating with all your friends
>low key pick up game of volleyball
>swimming with turtles
>fireworks with desert at the end of the night

Looks like you've set up a solid schedule there, boss.

Alright! Writing.

>>34535458
>swimming with turtles
Yesssss, can we add this to the schedule?

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ITS HERE!! THE PROMISED BEACH EPISOOOOOOOOODE!!

We need the cast in swimsuits! Especially lewd ones! Like Allonces!

"Hey, Shax!" Oh it's Allonces. Who even CARES what she is going to say? "What are you going to wear to the beach party you're throwing? I don't think I've ever seen you buy a swimsuit."

Confused you look at her, "Why do I need a swimsuit? I don't think I've ever worn one before."

"Eh? So you don't get wet," Allonces taps a finger on her cheek, "You really have never worn one? I guess... that shouldn't really surprise me, actually. Did you, like, go swimming in your goblin rags or something?"

You nod while chewing on a haunch of meat, "Yep! I liked the ocean a lot. It was clean. Pretty. I'm glad I got one near my giant crystal castle!" You give a very wide grin at Allonces, the smile seeming to eclipse your entire face.

She gives a strange expression, then goes, "I've probably got a swimsuit you can borrow. Come one, let's go try it on!" The elf grabs you by the arm and drags you away. You end up in "her room" in the crystal castle. She's practically completely moved in here. When has she even had the time to accumulate all this stuff?! An entire wardrobe full of clothes is revealed as she rustles through them with alarming speed. "Ah! Here we go!" She reveals some sorta weird thing.

Trying it on, you look at yourself in a crystalline mirror. It's a two piece suit, with a skirt and a top that is incredibly frilly. It's black with pink polka dots. Looks pretty cute, but you're not sure why you can't just wear your armor.

"And this is to finish it off!" Allonces slaps your head, and when you open your eyes you see a wide brimmed sun hat on your head, "Alright. Now you're ready to go charm those boys!" With a wink and a raised finger, the elven girl gives you a grin.

The butler approaches you. He says that typically he has more than a zero minute warning to arrange parties, and asks if you had anything in mind.

>Volleyball contest
>Smash watermelons
>Grilling food and eating with all your friends!
>Watching fireworks.

>>34535857
spooky beach groundhog day episode is a go.

You're a bit disappointed that the butler didnt' comment on your swimsuit, but you manage to not pout too hard, and give him your ideas for the day. First, you're going to start off with a big meal. Because that is that is the best plan, then you'd let the boys cut up and play games while you eat more food. After that people can go swimming, but not you because you'd have cramps. So instead, you'd eat some food. After that you can watch 'fireworks,' whatever THOSE are, while snacking down some.

Allonces slaps you on the back grinning, "Not bad, Shax! I'll give you one Allonces Point."

"What are Allonces Points?" You ask, screwing up your face in confusion, "What those even do? Why would anyone want to collect points of some kind? Points sound stupid."

The divine architect of the universe begins to sob uncontrollably.

"They don't do anything. But you should covet them, I don't hand them out lightly," Allonces gives a short laugh. She'd describe it as a giggle, but it really is more of a cackle, and slaps you on the back.

Before too long, you're out on the beach. Brokagh is in a speedo, obviously, posing and challenge people to 'volleyball' matches. Especially women, who are mostly goblin ladies. Apparently Dorle and Mani, who are in standard trunks, are harassing him endlessly about it. Milda shows up in a daring outfit, a high cut one piece with a low neckline. Her grey body is pretty toned! She greets you with a beatific smile, with some papers in hand. "Hey, Shax, I saw the itinerary. Pretty solid plan, you come with it yourself?"

You nod, with two hands on your hips, "Yep!" Your sunhat practically falls off from the motion, "The butler was whining that he didn't know what to do to treat all my guests so I basically came up with it in one minute."

"Oh, I see. Well, I'll see what I can do till the fireworks, then. I gotta make sure Mani and Dorle don't mess them up." With that she walks off with a wave.

>Eat pork ribs!
>Eat chicken thighs!

>>34535909

I have no idea how that happened. It wasn't even on my clipboard.

>>34535960
>Eat chicken thighs!

I have forgotten, which minion got turned into a orc woman?

>>34536042
Fetidclaw got turned into fetishclaw.

>>34536042
Fetidclaw

>>34535960
>Eat chicken thighs!
Also that craps thing is not a real thing that really happens.

You guys don't like ribs? WOW

WOW

Quest is over I can't write for people with such shit taste

Everyone go home

No ending

Anyway, writing.

>>34535960
Allonces Points: Not as valuable as Maid Points, but you should probablly still hold onto them. They could prove useful....maybe.

>>34536264
I was surprised to, but it wasn't worth a potential time wasting tie situation.

>>34536264
I came in too late to vote, but if it makes you feel better I'd have voted for ribs.

>>34536264
What flavour marinade are the thighs cooked in

>>34536412
Barbecue sauce.

>>34536467
Pass

>>34536527
That's goblin cooking for you.
Blaise is in charge of the ribs.

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>>34535711

Delivery.

Sorry it's kinda crap, I don't have a tablet anymore so I gotta use a mouse. If anyone's wondering, that's also why I still haven't finished that other thing I asked for character help on ages ago.

>>34536742
Nice work anon!

You play in the water for a bit with Milda and the duergars when Allonces shows up. She's wearing a daring one-piece, with a strappy back, and one of the lowest cut top imaginable. Around her shoulders is some kind of see-through shawl thing. "Hey, Shax," She says, pulling her sunglasses up and giving the boys a wink. Dozens of low-hanging fruit jokes are discovered, taken, and then made. It is a good thing Sitri isn't here to see the death of comedy at the hands of these brutish goblins.

At first you thought it was polite to not comment on people's swimsuits since no one mentioned yours, but now everyone is giving Allonces praise for her daring choice. What a bunch of lameos! You decide you'll go to somewhere more interesting when the smell of scorched meat lingers near your nose. Oh. That smells good.

Bearbreath has one hand on hip, and is flipping over meat on some sort of firepit. "Whatcha got there, Bearbreath?"

The grizzled gnoll looks up, "Oh, not much, just some chicken thighs. Got some paprika, roasted them up, hit them with some rosemary and thyme. Just keeping an eye on it till it is seared just right." The smell is making mouth water like you had sprung a leak.

wiping your mouth with the back of your arm you tap him on the shoulder, "Hey. Hey can I have some? Hey, let me have some."

Fetidclaw lets out a laugh. The orc woman is wearing swimtrunks and bandages around her chest. "Traditional gnollish cooking can't be matched, Shax! But if you think that outcast's paltry meat is nice, get a load of my rack of ribs!" Proudly, the orc woman displays a set of meat that smells too good to be true. "Smoked with a sweet barbeque and applewood, these ribs are so flavorful, so tasty, they'll leave you in tears. Go on, Shax. Give it a whiff." You practically die while waiting for the food to be prepare,d and the thighs come up first, so you devour them.

>Play volleyball with Brokagh's team.
>Play volleyball on Sitri's team.

>>34536830
>>Play volleyball on Sitri's team.

While eating ribs obviously.

>>34536742
Of course Allonces would wear the lewdest swimsuit.

>>34536830
>Play volleyball with Brokagh's team.

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>>34536742

It looks great!

I had actually had her in this.

>>34536830
>Play volleyball with Brokagh's team.

>>34536961
Is that... Parsee?

>>34537001

I accidentally realized that Parsee and allonces looked a ton a like abotu a dozen threads ago.

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>>34536904
>>34536990

The Brokagh's have it, then. I guess.

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>>34536961
>>34536742
>>34535711
>>34536884
>>34536759

Now with added canon.

>>34537195

Nice! Wow.

You voraciously devour the thighs for several minutes, going through half of the grill. "Whoa, save some for the rest of the group, alright?" The druid regards you with a surprised expression. You don't really eat much well cooked food. So you take this as a pretty rare event, and savor the food as much as possible. But you start to slow down and notice that Brokagh finally has lasso'd enough of the boys together to get a game of some kind going.

It looks like the captain of the other team is Sitri, who is wearing a sporty top to a swimsuit, and the standard nothing below. No one comments on it, but you can tell several people just realized she never wore any pants at the moment they saw her. She seems to have sunglasses sitting on top of her head, too. You wonder where all these sunglasses came from. You like your widebrimmed hat just fine.

"Hah! I know you think you're hot stuff, Brokagh, but I'm not gonna lose to a musclehead like you. Volleyball is more than a game of power. It requires strategy, quick thinking, and," Sitri gives a grin, and leans over, "A little charm. You haven't even a hint of any of those qualities, last time I checked."

Crossing his arms, Brokagh scoffs. "You talk big, goat girl, but you'll have to move those shaggy legs pretty quick to keep up with my stunning moves. I'm a physical specimen, you know?" Brokagh does a showy pose for the crowd, and seems to notice you as you watch. "Shax! Hey! You'll join my team, right? Together we can show this arrogant satyxis who the true king and queen of the beach are, right?"

Sitri shakes her head, "Are we competing for that title? Does that make me the king?"

"There can only be one king of the beach, Sitri! Come on, Shax!" You reluctantly join him. The first few sets are a blur of incompetence as both sides are taught the rules by the only people who seem to know them: Sitri and Brokagh.

>Try to sneak sabotage Sitri's team.
>Play your heart out! Let's win this thing!

>>34537520
>Play your heart out! Let's win this thing!

>>34537520
>You voraciously devour the thighs for several minutes
lewd

also
>play to win
use your super lifting powers to throw brokagh high enough to spike it.

>>34537520
>Play your heart out! Let's win this thing!
Underhanded trickery against the minions would be rude, especially where Sitri is concerned.

>>34537520
>Play your heart out! Let's win this thing!
Enhanced carry weight for the win.

>>34537558
seconded

>>34537520
>Play your heart out! Let's win this thing!

RISING METEOR'S FINAL JUDGEMENT PENANCE VOLLEY

>>34537520
Use your enhanced lifting powers to carry the team.

Very well. Give me a d20 check to see if you can carry the team! The gloves are off. A high DC awaits you. Can you handle this pressure?!

>>34537739
Ain't no thang.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>34537739

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>34537739
CMON
MISTAAAAA DANGEROUS

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>34537744
>dic
Fuc
Rolling.

>>34537749

Shax gets a college scholarship based off Volleyball, learns accounting, lives a happy life until the end of her days.

Quest end.

Only way to continue the quest was to hit a 20. Sorry. Wasn't joking about the high DC.

Just kidding! Writing.

>>34537820
Wait, how would getting a crit prevent us from getting a scholarship?

>>34537904
She's such a volleyball superstar that she skips college and forms the greatest volleyball team in the world. Ignore the fact that it'd be one of the only teams in the world.

Sitri leaps up, a crescent of sand arcing through the air and she slams the ball downwards in a spike. This is it, the moment you've been waiting for. This will decide the game. You go diving across the sandy court, managing to catch the ball in two outstretched arms. It was the third close save in this volley alone. Both teams were firing on full cylinders. The ball bounces back and forth a few times. Sitri was out for blood. She had never thought Brokagh could put up such a stiff resistance, in all honesty.

Before too long you see a chance and leap for it, sending the ball hurtling to a weakend are of Sitri's team. The goat girl dives for it, attempting to cover for an exhausted team mate, but doesn't reach it in time as the ball collides with the sandy dunes. You've won! Congratulations!

Sitri dusts her furry legs off and gives you a satisfied smile and sigh, "Well, Shax. I'd rather lose to you than that meathad over there. The guy is insufferable when he wins." Brokagh makes several disparaging comments about the goblins on the losing team, and also about their mothers. Scratching the back of her head, she looks pretty disappointed, "Guess that means you've earned a Sitri Point?" What is with all these points all of the sudden?!

You grab yourself a victory snack, Brokagh personally recommending some of his favorite meals before everyone starts swimming.You paddle alongside some turtles. It is very relaxing. The guys all splash water around and start getting into fights, but you mostly sit out of the conflict. Still, it isn't long till the butler sends a rock lizard to inform you that they will be dimming the lights soon.

Oh, right. You don't really have a sunset out here. Guess the lights have to dim artificially. It isn't long before it is dark enough for fireworks to be visible and you can hear Dorle and Mani arguing.

>Go help them set up the fireworks.
>Go find another minion to spend time with (specify who)

>>34538372
>>Go find another minion to spend time with (specify who)
Blaise, obviously.

>>34538372
>Go find another minion to spend time with (specify who)
Let's go hang out with Sitri some more. We all know Blaise is going to win this vote.

>>34538372
>Go find another minion to spend time with (specify who)
meido

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>34538372
>Go find another minion to spend time with (specify who)
Blaise

>>34538453
>>34538494
>>34538528
Fourthing.

>>34538372
Gather everyone, then set up fireworks together.

Once the fireworks are ready and they go off, take a big group photo of everyone in front of them.

MUH NAKAMA

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>34538372
>Go find another minion to spend time with (specify who)
Meido time.

>>34538372
>>Go find another minion to spend time with (specify who)
Meido! Meido! Meido!

>>34538372
>Go find another minion to spend time with (specify who)
Spend tiem with Whoop! Yeah, this will most definitely lose to maid

>>34538372
>Go find another minion to spend time with (specify who)
Blaise

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Blaise won?! How are you supposed to make sure the fireworks go off properly now...

Writing!

>>34538685
She's the one in charge of fireworks? Well then we're just going to have to help her, of course.

>>34538734
It is important to help your wife.

>>34538685
Isn't it Milda's job to make sure her brother's are on task?

>>34538769
Exactly.

>>34538734
We have lasers.

It's gonna be the best firework show ever

You settle in on the beach, having enjoyed a nice relaxing day off, and turn over to the maid who watched over you the entire trip. "Hey, Blaise."

"What is it, mistress?" Blaise says, with a sigh.

You pat the sand next to you, "C'mon, sit down. Mani and Dorle are supposed to be launching fireworks, you know?"

Brushing her maid outfit down, she settles on the beach. "Hey, Shax?"

"Yo, what up?" There is a commotion ahead as Dorle and Mani do something that sets a goblin on fire. He flails a bit then runs into the ocean.

"I was thinking. What are you going to do when you ascend? Isn't the hungerer a really scary monster? I hear most of the other Pantheons have never messed with him. The main reason goblins have ever really been tolerated is that they're under his protection."

You give a big yawn, "I dunno. I just don't wanna get eaten when I die. I've spent my whole life not getting eaten, you know? Seems like a waste to just let it happen after you get yourself killed." You lift a fist up to the dimmed sky, "So I figured, hey? Don't I have a big sword now? Aren't I a lot stronger? Then I should just take out that mean old Hungerer. Then I won't have to get eaten."

"That's it? You're just taking out one of the most horrible gods in the multiverse just so you don't cease to exist?" Blaise looks pretty skeptical. Some fireworks tube falls over, shooting sparking jets of explosives into a small crowd of goblins. There is panicked screaming.

"Yep." That's simply the only reason. You give a big yawn, "I could ask you something similar. Why are you hanging out with us? I dunno if anyone in my army could really stop you now, and Mandlery lay is still pretty safe."

Blaise is silent, the smell of burnt goblin filling the air as the shouting intensifies. After a few moments she responds. "I don't know."

>We should ascend together! Then we can fight the Hungerer as master and maid!
>After I ascend, how about you become my mortal blade?

>>34539254
>We should ascend together! Then we can fight the Hungerer as master and maid!

>>34539254
>We should ascend together! Then we can fight the Hungerer as master and maid!

>>34539254
>We should ascend together! Then we can fight the Hungerer as master and maid!

>>34539254
>We should ascend together! Then we can fight the Hungerer as master and maid!
The purest form of love.

>>34539254
>We should ascend together! Then we can fight the Hungerer as master and maid!
This is probably how her dad's prophecy get's fulfilled.

>>34539254
>We should ascend together! Then we can fight the Hungerer as master and maid!
This is when we get married right?

>>34539254
C'mon, you can't spell "mortal blade" without "m[...]ade".

...Shax gets to battle homonyms after taking out the Hungerer, because they're going to be even harder to defeat. They're like a super secret out-of-the-way JRPG boss or something.

>>34539254

>We should ascend together! Then we can fight the Hungerer as master and maid!

This seems like a pretty close vote so I'm gonna extend it by ten minutes.

Just kidding! Give me a d20 fellowship roll. Shax gets bonuses out the ass for this sorta thing, so don't worry too much.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>34539513

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>34539513
Common 20

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>34539513

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>34539513
I INVOKE THE PETER PARKER QUEST CURSE
NAT1'S AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>34539513

>>34539558
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE NOT WRENLOFT!

>>34539523

That probably passes I guess FINE

Writing

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>34539513
go

>>34539523
This plus maid points should do it.

>the demi-lich said Shax was Avarice+Purity
>Shax's primary motivation is basically just survival
>A more pure, healthy desire to take out hedonistic desire

Shax is basically on her way to becoming the driving force behind every creature's will to live, adapt, and evolve.

>>34539906
Well shax is the spiritual daughter of seamom so i guess that fits

I forget, how does Reincarnate work in relation to goblins?

>>34540054
By being very fast. Think of a delicious goblin flavored sandwich you're about to bite into. And then someone slaps it out of your hand.

>>34540430
I was more asking if the ex-goblin's soul still counted as goblin for the Hungerer to still have his claim.

>>34540521
Well the soul doesn't change, only the body does. So yes I'd assume so.
Unless you want to delve into the topic of oversized weapon quest world soul metaphysics.

Blaise looks a little certain, "I don't know. Ascendancy is a very permanent thing. It isn't like you can just hang up your god hat and go 'yeah I'll just be a radical mortal now' or anything." She sighs, brushing at her dress, "Still, it isn't an offer you get everyday." Taking in a deep breath, the maid turns to you. "Very well, if the time should come that you want to ascend, then I shall be honoured to ascend with you." Blaise then gives you a very practiced curtsey and a very genuine smile.

You give her a grin and a thumbs up, and her look falters a bit. Clearly not the emotional response she was expecting. You spend the rest of the evening making small talk with her, then with Allonces when she shows up, and then with Whoop, Gneb, Nost, and Mani when they arrive. Towards the end of the night a thoroughly drunk Sitri shows up, and everyone goes to bed soon afterward. It was a nice, relaxing day!

At the end of the day, you retire to your castle, and sleep a nice restful sleep. When you get up, you collapse the tunnel behind you and continue on your way. What's the plan, boss? You were headign to the duergars to convince them to swap sides last, but that plan isn't set in stone. Do you still want to do that?

There is also the option of heading straight for the last elven orb. You more or less know where it is at, or could ask Allonces' brother where it is at fairly easily.

Other than that, there really isn't much left to do!

So, what's the plan? Go try and convince the duergars or go for the orb?

>Orb! Enter END GAME
>Duergars! Delay for at least the rest of this thread and some of the next.

>In all honesty, I'm running out of ideas. I don't know if I can even make it to thread 60. This isn't to discourage you, but to let you know to not be surprised if this quest ends sooner than that. Also I went and grabbed supper so I'll extend the quest another thirty minutes to make up for it.

>>34540592
ORB
ORBORBORB
BRO

>>34540592
>>Orb! Enter END GAME
It must be done

>>34540592
>Orb! Enter END GAME

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>34540592
I don't want it to end.
Rolling WILL check to continue onto endgame, DC 19.
If pass, Orb. If not, Duergar.

>>34540592
>Find Allonces' brother and go to town on the cultists before grabbing the last Orb.

Maybe develop those tree people? They're just sort of...there.

If we get the orb, can we run the last errand Sea Mom gave us before ascending? She's been cool.

>>34540759
Of course we would. Sea Mom's been best mom all throughout, we couldn't forget her last request.

>>34540759
Ya, we still need to activate the sceptre thing for sea moms

>>34540759
I do hope we get another chance to do that. Sea Mon is the best and we shouldn't be making enemies of gods while we want to become one.

>>34540592
Duergars.

>>34540798
Hasn't this been the only time she's asked us to do something?

>>34540852
I suppose it is technically the only request she's directly given us, come to think of it. That makes it that much more important; it is both her first and last request before we ascend.

>>34540880
This is true. She's done nothing but help us the whole quest. It would be a huge dick move not to help her out the only time she asks.

Lookin' like orb is the choice, then? Alright! Give me a d20 to see if you can rustle up some info on where it is at.

>>34540759
So Sea Mom, then endgame?

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>34540977

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>34540977
good luck

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>34540977
Psh, Shax knows right where that orb is I'm sure of it.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>34540977
MY FIRSTROLL GOOOOOOOO

>>34540995
sue might as well gain backup against the maw

>>34541108
And it was pointless! Good, though.

>>34541018

Alright. Writing!

>>34541193
wow man that's harsh
Couldn't you sugarcoat it for the guy

You put a finger on your cheek and turn to Blaise while you and your companies ready, "Alright, I think we should probably just go get that orb. There is no guarantee it is always gonna be around, right? We oughta grab it as soon as possible."

Blaise shrugs, "If that's what you want. I can't really see many reasons to be in this forest outside of that, myself. This war is soon to resolve itself, and there is little we need to do in regards to that. Just look at how the underworld army falters even now." Blaise waves her hand dismissively, "Let's just get the orb and get out of here.

You call Allonces over, and ask her were the last orb is. "Uh, I know where exactly it is. But are you sure you want to go there? I mean, my mom and dad are probably going to be there. You're super strong, but these guys are on a whole 'nother level. Seriously. Not even making this up."

"If they are your parents, then we don't even need to fight them! Probably," You wink and give Allonces a thumbs up, your standard method of assuring someone that you have a solid plan. The plan of telling her to ask her parents to give us the orb so we can break it. Allonces gives you an uncertain look before shrugging.

"Fine," She says with a sigh, "I'll tell you where they are at. But don't come crawling to me expecting me to fight them. Cause or not, they're my parents and I won't actively hurt them." She seems pretty adamant about that. You thought most elves hated their family, but you're used to dark elves so maybe thsoe don't count.

Your army cuts through the forest quickly, not even wildlife rising up to oppose you in any real way. The place seems dead, though healthier the closer you get to the temple Allonces detailed on your map. Before too terribly long you are in a lush clearing, a marble temple rising up before you. This has got to be the place! One last raid, then? Surely a raider like you can pull it off!

>>34541707
Damnit guys, we were supposed to kill the cultists first to get on Allonces' parents' good side.

That's it for tonight! Thanks for playing and reading along, everyone. I know it might not have been the most exciting of thread, but I had fun. I'm thinking about running Wenesday, so please keep an eye out then! At the current rate I can only really see two or three more threads at most. I'm sorry! I feel like I've run out of steam and so have my players. Regardless, things can hopefully progress at a good pace!

Anyway! I hope to see you then! Goodnight!

>>34541774
Were we goblin enough?

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>>34541774
>I can only really see two or three more threads at most

Say it ain't so

>>34541774
>two or three more threads
Well, as long as we get to waifu Blaise before this is all over, I'll be content.

>>34541774
Thanks for running, boss.

>>34541870
I'm thinking
thread 1: get orb
thread 2: help sea mom
thread 3: Marry Blaise become a god

>>34541870

But maids are for rape, not for marrying

>>34542033
We don't like your kind around here Shax is not for lewds.

>>34542033
Get out.

>>34541774
Wait, even though she isn't ascending with us yet, we are keeping Allonces, right? I mean, we did promise that she'd be our pet forever...

>>34542175
She can be our mortal b̶l̶a̶d̶e̶ pawn if Blaise is ascending and thus ineligible for the position.

>>34539906

Oddly fitting, when our goals for our friends / race would be to evolve them to be capable of living in the World seamom wants.

As in, neolithic era type shit.

Except with giant island turtles.

requesting the cast in swimwear

allonces/sitri riding a turtle with spread legs and making a charming face

brokagh the green hunk

I ship Sitri x Brokagh

>>34542303
>Okay, Allonces, you get to be my Mortal Blade!
>Huh? Sure, whatever.
>Wait, what!? Sha-Mistress, I already gave her a giant darkness lance, she's MY Mortal Blade!
Allonces is now the chosen one of TWO gods.

>>34547077

Isn't she the chosen one of that lame elf God?

>>34547465
OWQ sequel: Allonces Divine Harem Quest

>>34547465
>>34547630
So...Allonces has a Lawful(elves), Neutral(Blaise, at least relatively speaking), and Chaotic(Shax) patron god.