i attack the darkness

>>34490416
You lean down and wrap the small hobbit in a hug, leaning her away from the jail bars, you hold the tiny woman gently, kissing her on the cheek, "Tessa, I apologise with all the fibers of my being for what you just went through, I will do all I have in my power as a king and a man to put this right." You turn to the wizard next to you, "If you want, Akomi can make you forget, but it might end up being worse. We don't know."

The halfling stares up at you, fear in her eyes, "Take it." The wolf nods, stepping forward, she starts scribbling and tracing across the hobbit's forehead, she bucks and heaves, but her head remains locked to the wizards claw.

Then with a flash of green behind her eyes, it's done, "I-I-I, mylord? Why am I in a dungeon? I remember the Queen and then.... a bath.... and there were hands... or were there?"

>My mother?
>Nothing happened
>Don't worry, you just had a nightmare

>>34490646
>My mother?

>>34490646
>my mother?
I CALLED IT I SO CALLED IT
>>34490156

>>34490682
Looks like we're going to pay our mother a visit and make a sibling.

>>34490646
>My mother?

>>34490646
"Don't worry, everything is all right now. However, if you have anything to recall, you must tell me: My mother?"

>>34490646
>"It's alright, my sweet, you just had a nightmare." Give her your brightest smile, and a real bear hug this time. "Now what I don't understand is what would be so scary about my mother that she would exist in your bad dreams!"

>Give a small chuckle, tuck some of her hair behind her ear. "Would you mind telling me about what why you met her in this dream?

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>>34490646
>Lets go stab the our bitch mom!
>Make uncle grumpy pants our second in command
>Take down other kingdom dad tried to destroy (he wasn't a pc so of course he lost)

>>34490765
I love you, anon.

>>34490765
Maybe you should leave actions to the QM.

>>34490765
Getting a bit too descriptive there Anon, let QM do that shit

>>34490646
>>My mother?

>>34490765
i like this guy, a real romantic

>>34490765
This

>>34490765
And this is when we stopped being a spoiled prince, and took our first step towards becoming a real king.

>>34490765
yih

>>34490765
>>34490819
>>34490914
>>34490874
>>34490931
>>34490940
"Calm down Tessa, you just had a nightmare," You rub her under the chin, giving her your full force white toothed smile, you wrap her up for another hug, "Now what I don't understand, is why my mother is so scary to be in your dreams, you silly goose." You tuck a fiery lock behind her ear, hoping to hope that this won't relapse her. "Now why don't you tell me about this dream of yours?"

The halfling shifts about uncomfortably, "Well, the Queen, she summoned me during the feast, when you were talking with lady Leliandre, said she was scared of losing her son. So she was to get people to say things to you, to drive you to protect." She beats her head with a fist, "But... I didn't say it, I was supposed to call her a.... well a name and you'd want to defend her honour." The halfling trembles now, still thumping her head.

You grab her wrist, "It's ok, sweet Tessa, have a lie down now, I think I understand."

The girl nods and lies down, passing out almost immediately. You have Akomi levitate the girl upstairs for you, taking her through the silent halls to your bedroom, you lay the hobbit down on your own silken sheets.

"Your mother had you nearly killed, because she thought you were pulling away." The wizard comments.

>That can't be true, I'll go ask her about it
>I'll go confront her now
>Seems that way, I'm gonna need some friends, just in case. (Who will you bring?)

>>34491147
>Seems that way, I'm gonna need some friends, just in case. (Who will you bring?)
All of them. FRIENDSHIP
Horse, wolf, elf girl, elf dad, new guard, orc.

The reason our mother has been pampering us so is that she wants to use us as a pawn.

She wants us to be a pushover that she can easily discard on his coming of age.

Our mother is next level yandere

>>34491231
OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!

>>34491147
>>I'll go confront her now

>>34491231
>>34491279
Actually it might just be that she wants us for herself and is a mad yandere, like >>34491273 said.

Either way, confront her, bring the monstergirls and the guards that are on our side.

>>34491147
>>I'll go confront her now

>>34491147
>I'm going to need some friends
Time for Humie/Orc/Centaur/Dog shenanigans.

>>34491231
I fucking called this so hard last thread, none of you listened. You all thought it was the Uncle BUT I KNEW.

This is kinda similar to a plotline in a BBC show called Musketeers, except without the mind control

>>34491366
>except the mind control
So it still has copious amounts of monstergirl smut?

>>34491366
really? huh never seen it

>>34491214
>>34491318
>>34491329
You bring a contingent of guards, ;edby Darronos, who's loyalty you feel rather guilty cashing in on after how you earnt it, as well as Akomi, Leliandre and Shan.

"My mother is a sick woman, she nearly killed me, just for the sake of having me love her. And she needs to be stopped." You explain to the group. They all nod grimly.

Shan bursts the door to the throne room in with a warhammer, retrieved from the armory. The on duty guards swarm around your mother as you stride in.

Your mother smiles sunnily from the throne, "Ah, my royal son enters court? How are you this morning sweety? And look at all the new friends you made! How... unexpected."

>What will you do?

>>34491578
fuck me

>You bring a contingent of guards, led by Darronos

This is why you dont stay up til 8am writing monster smut boys and girls

>>34491578
>"Bitch, you cray cray."

>>34491578
Escort her to your bedroom.

>>34491578
>sex her good

>>34491578
To the gist of: I know the truth, since you're queen I won't have you beheaded, just imprisoned for life.

>>34491578

"Mother, we believe the stress of leadership has been a great burden to you. You should step down and retire to your rooms in the palace, where we shall visit you regularly."

>>34491711
This.

Or rather, where "I" shal visit you regularely

>>34491578
Yeah it's not REALLY similar, just reminded me of the storyline it's a damn good show, you should watch it. Got the new Doctor Who in it

>what will you do?
"Mother I've discovered what you did to Tessa and Elf Guard. Why?"

>>34491865
Royal we.

>>34491865

Well, you know, royal "we" and all that. ;)

>>34491868
This, let her answer for herself before we try to take her place

>>34491948
>;)
Look at this faggot.

>>34491868
This. Don't throw accusations or threats, give her a chance. Then we rape her.

>>34491981

;)

>>34491710
>>34491711
>>34491865
"Mother, I believe that you have remained in power too long, the stress of the position is deteriorating your mind, and I believe you should step down from the throne and that you be confined to your rooms, for your own safety." You announce to the court.

Her guards stare up at your mother, her continues smiling, "Ohhh, is someone feeling hungry?" She pulls a fold of her dress down, revealing a full swollen breast, "He always gets cranky when he's missed a meal." Shan shifts her grip on her hammer uncertainly, "If any of those WHORES move, kill them." She says simply, a row of guards raise their crossbows at your group. All the guards you brought were trained as swordsman, so they all shrink back.

>What will you do?

>>34492040
"Mother, I am the KING. Please fix your clothing and call off your guards. If a single shot is fired I will be forced to announce you a traitor."

>>34492040
try to convince her to talk to us in private.

>>34492040
Tell your guards to retreat. Carry your mother to your room.

>>34492040
Magic the crossbows. Jesus christ mother, what the fuck. Put your tits away.

>>34492040
Drink milk to put her in a false sense of security. Then pick her up and run.

>>34492040
"Bitch you Cray-cray."

>>34492040
Command the crossbow men to arrest your mother for treason.

>>34492040
Get angry. "You would raise arms against your KING?"

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>>34492040

try to convince her to talk to us in private.
Tell your guards to retreat. Carry your mother to your room.

basically
>>34492133
>>34492144

>>34492115
This. If she doesn't then magic the crossbows

Appeal to authority wont work here.

She is a max level yandere

>>34492115
I agree, we shouldn't let her be in private with us like Anons are suggesting because she might try to mind control us or some shit. Better to deal with her in the open.

What we we hold ourselfs at knife point?

>>34492040
Appeal to honor and logic with the guards. "Can't you see she's unwell? I am your king, etc."

>>34492133
>>34492144
>>34492171
>>34492292
The room is tense as you respond, "I... yes mother, I'm ever so hungry, perhaps I could eat in private though?"

Your mother relaxes, "Oh of course honey," She turns to a guard, "He's a good boy, he just gets shy some times. Come along baby."

She sweeps up out of the throne, breast still hanging out for the world to see, she crooks a finger at you impatiently.

You motion for the rest of the group to stay, still, in case the guards do anything else.

You follow your mother all the way to your room, where she sits upon a setee, patting her lap with one hand, she prods at a breast with the other. "My milk is just starting to leak out, better hurry my love."

>What will you do

>>34492430
knock her ass out

>>34492430
Demand she explain herself

>>34492455
Fuck her brains out you mean

>>34492430
Incapacitate.

>>34492472
yeah with a mace to the temple

>>34492472
She's not a monster girl Anon, not worth the time. Let's just get her to confess then lock her in the dungeons or some shit

>>34492468
This is probably what it should be, seeing as we're at the end now.

>>34492430
Incapacitate her

>>34492430
Let us ask her why she did what she did.

If she is doing this because we slept with other women tell her that we did it because we wanted to practice on them so you could impress her.
Proceed to seduce mother

>>34492430
Demand an explanation and then make babies with her.

>>34492430
"Bitch, you Cray-cray" and then stab her. or "Stab" her.

>>34492468
>>34492510
>>34492518
>>34492557
>>34492565

"Mother, all I have to ask... Is why, why try to kill me? Or whatever this sick plan is about."

She smiles, "Plan, there's no plan, all I wanted was to ensure you're love for me, now that you're growing up. You're such a big boy now, and I wanted to make sure you always loved your mother. So I asked a few people to insult me in front of you, to see your reaction. Faeron did very well, He proved you loved me very much, and we had such a nice time in my pavilion, didn't we?" She squeezes more milk from her breast, her smile hitching up another few degrees.

"But... why did they attack me?"

"I told them I wanted to get your heart racing when you thought about me. Faeron suggested the idea to me, and I passed it on to the girl."

>What will you do?

>>34492699
See >>34492693

>>34492699
Maybe she's been manipulated.

Have some refreshing milk

>>34492699
Incapacitate her, then ask wizard about mind control.

>>34492699
Take control.

She is clearly batshit crazy, and as king it is our responsibility to stick our dick into it.

Fuck her since that is exactly what she wants.

We can't leave her in control though, we want t o be able to fuck other things as well. Detain her to her room.

>>34492699
Eh, why not.
Disrobe and take a drink.
Fuck her senseless, and once she's sleeping, quietly take full control of the kingdom and the guards, then confine her to her quarters where we can visit her often, but make sure that she can't leave or affect the outside world.

Give her the D

>>34492850
As long as we visit her daily I dont think she will mind

>>34492850
She's clearly not in charge here, she's batshit insane. Slap her and lock her in the room, then we go find Uncle.

>>34492948
you can be insane and in charge at the same time

she has been this way our entire life, remember?

>>34492948
I just think that fucking her unconscious would make tying her to the bed and gagging her much easier, and would make taking full control of the guards in the castle less troublesome.
Not to mention, our Court Wizard did say she felt a feminine presence in the elf captain; our mom could have some magic of her own, and fucking her unconscious would be safer than just leaving her around to cast spells against us.

>>34492978
>>34493021
What if she mind controls us hile we're fucking her? We don't want that shit, just slap the bitch out then just up and leave. We run this shit

Daily reminder that sticking your dick in crazy is never a good idea.

>>34493061
Why wouldnt she just mind control us right now?

Or while we try to attack her?

Really.

>>34493061
Nah. All challenges are overcome with hard dickings. That's a fact.

I like seeing you having fun, Charlie. Keep it up.

>>34493081
>>34493103
Fine. But only because I want Chuckles to write more smut for us He is still here right?

>>34493078
A king must make sacrifices for his country.

>>34493103
this.

>>34492798
>>34492850
>>34492863
"Very well, mother. That's all I need to know for now." You decide to humour her, leaning down you suck on the exposed nipple, lapping the warm milk from her.

Your mother purrs with delight, "Mmmmmm, it feels so good." She strokes your hair gently, "Mother loves her baby. So much."

You push her backwards over the setee and onto the floor. She "Oofs" in surprise, but doesn't raise an alarm. She smiles as you straddle her waist, tearing at her dress, ripping it off in chunks, "Mother loves you." She keeps cooing, as she lowers a hand to your crotch, squeezing.

You disrobe, tearing away the lower half of her dress, "And baby loves mother." She says as you position yourself at her entrance. "Show me how much you love me!"

You thrust in to your mother, she doesnt have the tightness of any of some of the girls, nor any of the tricks or imagination of the rest, but still, something about years of repression and guilt and shame, makes this feel amazing.

You plow into your mother without shame or mercy, she moans in complete bliss, until you stuff a rag from her dress into her mouth.

The coupling is short and intense, your mother hasn't taken a lover in twelve years, the floodgates were creaky, shall you say?

She sprays a fluid over you as her insides ripple, eyes rolling upwards and toes curling, you barely feel the urge to finish, the woman below you just inspires nothing inside you, you feel empty, the thrill of fucking your mother faded.

Pulling out of your mother you slowly go soft, as she rolls around senseless on the floor.

>What will you do?

>>34493142
Tuck her into your bed and lock the door behind you.

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>>34493142
Oedipus complex complete.

>>34493142
make the murder look like a suicide

>>34493142
>tuck her into bed, wait for her to fall asleep, then tie her down
>go back to throne room and demand her guards stand down
We RUN this shit.

>>34493142
>drink more milk to revitalize yourself
>now we can get down to business

>>34493238
This shit, always.

>>34493142
ask akomi to seal her into her own room with a magic wall
take the throne

>>34493200
This, then go out and establish control.
Station guards at her door, not to let her out / anyone in except us, of course we need to see to that she gets fed etc, so assign her a handmaiden that we can trust.

But yeah, we run this shit now.

>>34493142
Pull back the covers of our bed, put Mother up there, and tie her arms and legs to the four posts with the remains of her dress. Make sure she's properly gagged, and that she can't simply spit it out. Pull the covers back up over her, give her a kiss on the lips before re-gagging her, tell her we'll play with her later.
Then leave the room, lock it behind us, and go take control of the guards.
WE are in control now, not the Queen Mother, and make sure that all of the guards know it, and acknowledge it.

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>>34493264
>>drink more milk to revitalize yourself
Jesus christ

As long as we end up with a harem I'm fine.

>>34493200
>>34493238
>>34493285
>>34493290
>>34493319
You drag the woman that birthed you to your bed, finding Tessa, still wrapped in your overlarge tunic there, dozing away.

You gently lift the halfling girl off the bed placing her on the floor for now. You then drag that woman up onto the bed, binding her with the rope you'd prepared, one limb to each post of your bed. That accomplished you gag her once more with her dress, before tying that down with more rope, you recover the woman and kiss your fingertips, brushing them against her forehead.

You turn away and stoop to carry the halfling outside. She wakes on the way downstairs and you set her on her feet. She asks why you look so grim, but you don't answer.

Striding into the main hall, you address the still hostile guards, "My mother has abdicated, for her mental well being, she is to be brought three meals a day in my old room. I am to take the crown now." The guards look uncertain about this development, but Shan swings her hammer overhead in a rapid circle, and Akomi pops her knuckles menacingly.

You ascend the throne and take your place as king of Certes.

_______________

Four years later, the castle is constantly cacophonous, ringing with the cries of children and happy chatter, the castle now more open to the public, invites conversation and happiness.

You sired many children with your lustful antics, but for now, you lack the support to fully overturn the monogamy laws, leaving you with only a few legitimised children, despite your care for all of them, the next in line for the crown is the spawn of you and the wife you chose first, a beautiful half human, half

>Hobbit
>Centaur
>Elf
>Lumin
>Orc

>>34493625
>>Elf

>>34493625
>Orc

>>34493625
>Centaur
warrior king here we go

>>34493625
All of the above

>>34493625
>Orc
She gave us the best sexings

>>34493625
>Centaur

>>34493625
>Centaur

>>34493625
Hobbit, we owe that girl a life of luxury

>>34493625
>Orc

>>34493625
>elf

>>34493625
>>Centaur

I liked her the best.

>>34493625
Orc girl is best girl

>>34493625
>Elf
lets be real guys a half centaur can't even sit on a throne it is not fit to be king

and how the fuck can you even be half centaur? 3 legs? a centaur is already half horse

>>34493769
>implying she didn't go back to changing our bedsheets every day.

Centaur may be my favorite, but she isnt really fit as queen.

Nor is the Orc.

I vote elf.

>>34493625
>Elf

>>34493810
Maybe he's mostly human except for horse ears, a horse tail, and a giant horse cock.

The centaur doesnt even like nobility.

She wouldnt want to be queen.

Elf.

>>34493625
>>Centaur
Our daughter is named clip clop

>>34493625
Elf her father is a knight

>>34493625
I think we might need a final destination vote

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>>34493810
>3 legs?

centaurs dont like politics and shit like that, dont force them into it. Just because they arent next in line doesnt mean we dont love her

>>34493625
>>Centaur

Could be a faun/satyr sorta deal. Otherwise, centaur monarch, why the fuck not?

Elf, because they are fit for that kind of thing.

Elf to be queen then, orc and centaur as king's royal guards/dick warmers?

>>34493926
This please

>>34493937

I'm from /d/ and I approve this message.

ANYWAY, whoever or whatever gets "sired" could easily have grown up in the royal court among politics and intrigue. So I don't buy the "they aren't into politics" argument.

>Half elf and half centaur marry to become a royal incestuous couple
>Everyone is happy

>>34494021
what would a quarter elf quarter centaur quarter human be? a very humanlike satyr?

>>34494097
what's the last quarter?

>>34494097
3/4?

Centaur please

>>34493625
elf for self

>>34494126
>>34494138
>3/4
math is hard :(
half human

inb4 Spoiled Prince III: Generations of Doom

>>34493865
>>34493859
>>34493822
>>34493810
>>34493783
>>34493689
Half human, half elf, your daughter, Faeros, is destined to be your successor.

Her mother, Queen Faewin sits beside you on your throne, still as fresh and beautiful as the day you sired your first daugter by her, her father stands at the foot of the royal dias, free of Her corruption.

Opposite him, across the dias, stands another of your lover's, the towering orc, Shar'naq, stands, hammer ever at the ready, her small green son giggling at her feet, playing with the satyr daughter you'd sired.

Turns out that a half centaur results in a satyr, so that's one for the history books, The satyrs mother still avoids the court at all costs, spending her days tending to the burgeoning royal cavalry, ready to defend the nation.

Your much hairier daughter dashes into the room, piggybacking her half hobbit half sister, "Father, father, Mary says she's small enough to fit to climb up my mothers chimney, but I was smart, I didn't let her, a mean witch might have lit her on fire!"
You tussle the half wolf's hair, as the hobbit mother catches up, Lady Tessa pants in her silks, having been bestowed the title for her "Hard work in your service" She still trembles when she passes the barracks to this day, but remains chipper otherwise.

If you have your way, soon the other's will all be able to claim legitimacy as well, and will become ladies of the realm.

Yes, you have shed the skin of the spoiled brat you had been. Now, you believe, you've earned the right to call yourself a king.

>>34494240
The End


Thanks for an awesome two threads OP

Your the best chuckles. wait, no dog kid? Fuck off and die!

just kidding, thanks for running. now get some sleep.

>>34494293
>Your much hairier daughter dashes into the room, piggybacking her half hobbit half sister, "Father, father, Mary says she's small enough to fit to climb up my mothers chimney, but I was smart, I didn't let her, a mean witch might have lit her on fire!"

Wolf daughter

>>34494240
But what about our mother? Any children/siblings?

>>34494293
she was the one carrying the hobbit

Now if you'll all excuse me, I've been writing filth for 18 hours straight.

If you like my writing enough that you could stomach it without as much filth and monster girls, try checking out my retarded pokemon thing. ITS YURI-RIFIC!

Or just follow me on twitter where ill presumably post threads when they happen, where im Chuckles ButtTickler

now im gonna go die, cos I have to go to work in 4 hours

>>34494336
We don't talk about Steve

>>34494362
Thanks for the quest.

>>34494362
Thanks a lot OP.

I'm afraid I don't like Yuri

>>34494362
Go get some sleep you beautiful bastard.

>>34494336
the whole thing at the end was that mother kind of disgusted the protag, why he didn't even call her mother by the end, so, no son brothers

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>>34494362

Thanks for the fun and filthy quest!

(pic unrelated to anything but I've been wanting to post it all thread)

>>34494433
you were the guy that wanted to fist the elf knight huh?

>>34494586
Go to sleep chuckles

>>34494586

Haha, no, I think that was someone else. I think I might have been away from the computer for that bit.

>>34494426
Dayum shame