The planet of Ysai Ydumee ended up presenting far more of a challenge than you could have ever hoped. Between the Grey Knights and regular Space Marines, you had your hands full on multiple fronts. The arrival of a friendly (relatively) Lady of Change, Ignitrix, made it so you could flit between fields of combat with ease. This allowed you to get the drop on several Grey Knights before being cornered. You fought courageously, eventually bringing down seven of the ten Grey Knights in all with aid from your daemonic companions. In the end, with further help from Acerea and Ignitrix, you ended up securing both the only spaceport on the planet and the daemonic gateway relic. There’s just one little loose end left: You have to attend dinner with a Rogue Trader in command of a ship capable of blowing the Raptor into dust. His vessel, the Faithful Inferno, removed the Space Marine starship harassing the Slayer of Raptor with a single volley. In return for his assistance, all you had to do was agree to this dinner. You’re pretty sure he thinks you’re a normal, human Inquisitor ripe for the bedding, yet dinner could also be a trap. After all, you never did find out what happened to the remaining three Grey Knights. Plus there’s the matter of the Raptor being stuck in orbit while it undergoes repairs. It’s a culmination of undesirable circumstances that makes you wish Ignitrix was actually good at her job.Welcome to Khornette Quest.
>>34466527Twitter: @ELHMk1Normal Run Time: Thursdays @ 8pm EST (GMT-5)Archive Link (includes sup/tg/ & moe links, waifu references, and other info): https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZlPV-W2T9xDEzsSxYq8OLHnB7CKfB0eUAQyH4vj2lU8/edit?usp=sharingCinder’s Character Sheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10H9COxlc2Qaqkx5DTaihQJHazhc-_KKIS-Aon-VxluA/edit?usp=sharingIf you’re a die-hard lover of canon, I suggest you turn away now. I like to think I do Chaos and 40k in general justice though. The key thing at the end of the day is to have fun, whatever that means in this instance.All rolls will go against a specified characteristic in the style of Black Crusade. You’ll want to roll under the characteristic value in order to pass the check. The more degrees of success (every multiple of 10 counts as 1), the more awesome of a result. A 1 is a guaranteed success, and a 100 is a guaranteed failure. Best of three rolls when it’s called for, with a 1 or a 100 instantly taking precedence. If multiple characteristics are being rolled for, each 1d100 counts for its respective test. Any rolls prior to the call for one and those not linking said post will be ignored.You may burn (i.e. gone forever) 10 infamy to completely reroll a check (i.e. three new 1d100). If you have above 10 infamy, you are allowed a single additional 1d100 roll for any check during a session. If you have any questions/etc, now’s the time. Otherwise, I’ll push the first update in about 10 minutes. It should be said that tonight will probably be RP heavy as opposed to the usual combat overload. Excessive meta goes to QTG. Blatant Samefaggotry will be ignored.You may find this 4chanX filter list useful: http://pastebin.com/QxMu8Rrr
time to kick the birdy!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkcNLtn2gtk
The first order of business after gaining control of the archway is a long bloodbath and actual rest. It’s strange,in a way, letting your consciousness drift away from your actual body. Before in the Warp they were one in the same. Combined with the fact time was irrelevant there, you’re experiencing something entirely new. You don’t let all of your awareness go of course. Only a foolish mortal would do such a thing. Still, after eight hours of being nestled between warm satin sheets, you’re feeling right as blood rain.Until you remember the fact you have to attend a Rogue Trader’s Dinner Party. And that you found a rather puzzling picture in your suite before drifting off to sleep. The former is ten hours away though, so you can temporarily push the feeling of revulsion away. You need a clear mind for the day ahead after all. As your newest outfit, the twisted Inquisitor’s garb, is largely destroyed, you simply don your old, classic outfit for the time being. Which just serves to remind you that you’ll need something for tonight unless you plan on going in full combat gear. Decisions Decisions.As for the picture, it largely speaks for itself. It’s a family portrait of the former Captain’s: him, his wife, and a certain Blank in a Commissar’s outfit.So much to do today, so little time.> You only have so much time before the dinner party, and each event may not be available at later times. Choose wisely.>  Start the day with a visit to Wormbag. You need your Pauldrons fixed and a new outfit made.>  The best part of waking up is a warm bloodbath with friends. Or the closest thing to them anyways.>  You should visit Lazerus and see how the repairs are progressing>  Perhaps you should check on Mr. Silent. Or is that Commissar Silent?>  Write in
>>34466795> The best part of waking up is a warm bloodbath with friends. Or the closest thing to them anywaysbath first then wormbag!
>>34466795>  Perhaps you should check on Mr. Silent. Or is that Commissar Silent?
>>34466795>1All work and no play makes one a demon princess
WERE IS EVERYONE!!!
>>34466795>  The best part of waking up is a warm bloodbath with friends. Or the closest thing to them anyways.
>>34466795>>  Start the day with a visit to Wormbag. You need your Pauldrons fixed and a new outfit made.Remember Daddy asked Wormbag to upgrade our claws.
>>34466795> The best part of waking up is a warm bloodbath with friends. Or the closest thing to them anyways.
>>34466795>>  Start the day with a visit to Wormbag. You need your Pauldrons fixed and a new outfit made.
>>34466911>wereWhereBut we'll come trickling in over the next 20 minutes or so.
>>34466795> The best part of waking up is a warm bloodbath with friends. Or the closest thing to them anyways.After that we can get our new shiny claws.
>>34466527BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
I do believe a Bloodbath has won out. Writing...
>>3446679>2to start our day right.
we need to put the 40k version of a GoPro on and record our slaughter sometime
>>34467109>we post videos of our slaughters on 40k youtube
>>34467204shame we did not have one for the fight with the grey cunts
>>34467204More like liveleak.
>>34466795>1I WANT MUH TERMIE ARMOR GODDAMN IT
>>34466795In contemplating where to begin the day, you find your gaze wander towards the bubbling bloodbath. It seems silly, in retrospect, to have gotten dressed without properly cleaning yourself. At least the crimson pool will let you mull over things more. Speaking of…As you slip into the delightfully pleasant plasma, you squeeze your microbead to activate it. “Acerea, Ignitrix, feel free to join me at your leisure. Bring your towel.”Acerea’s the first to answer, chipper as always. “I’ll be right up~”The second she’s done talking, Ignitrix cuts in. “We don’t need towels. Our skin absorbs the blood and converts it to…”You squeeze the microbead again and place it within arm’s reach. Perhaps ten minutes pass before the first knock on your door. To your surprise, it’s the Lady of Change.“I just happened to be nearby! Don’t get the wrong idea!” she exclaims, discarding her own robes and slipping into the bath across from you.“Which is why you brought a rubber ducky, right?” you snicker as you point at the blue-colored toy that has popped up in front of her in the blood.She immediately huffs and begins playing with her duck. After a few minutes of this, she starts to mumble, “Okay maybe I was looking forward to…”“I’m here!” interrupts Acerea as she practically cannonballs into her own little corner of the pool. This causes a wave to wash over both you and Ignitrix, much to the bird’s dismay.“Do you have to be so immature?” she asks.“Duck,” you state calmly.“HMPH!”“Soooooo,” Acerea coos, “what’s on your mind? Or is this just a nice bonding moment for us?”>  You might all be daemons, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a little girlish fun. Relax, tease Ignitrix, etc etc>  Discuss the plan for dinner that night>  Write in(This is where we see if ya'll can do write-ins worth using)
>>34467298ITS GREY KNIGHT SHIT! WE CAN'T TOUCH IT!
>>34467320WE GOT OUR CULTISTS TO DO IT
>>34467315>>  You might all be daemons, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a little girlish fun. Relax, tease Ignitrix, etc etc
>>34467315>  You might all be daemons, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a little girlish fun. Relax, tease Ignitrix, etc etcits time!
>>34467315> You might all be daemons, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a little girlish fun. Relax, tease Ignitrix, etc etc
>>34467315> You might all be daemons, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a little girlish fun. Relax, tease Ignitrix, etc etcAs for the dinner, it'd be nice to have a dangerous looking strapon handy in case the dickwad still wants to try something
>>34467315>  You might all be daemons, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a little girlish fun. Relax, tease Ignitrix, etc etc
>>34467315>3"There's plenty to discuss about how to bring glory to our various gods, and as none of you are particularly fond of Slaanesh, I won't butcher you for doing that unless you get in my way.""Besides, teasing Ignitrix is fun, if that's what you want to call bonding then I'm fine with that."
>>34467315>3Go see Wormbag.
Well, seems you're going to tease feather-tits. As to be expected. Writing...If you have any choice ribbings, I'll try to work the first couple non-shit ones in.
>>34467501we don't HATE you! you just respond so well to it!
>>34467501Ask her how she became so talon-ted at magic.Yeah, it comes naturally, but does she need to study?
>>34467501Mock her about her tits being larger than ours despite being a loli
>>34467501"I see you brought you own flotation devices."
Do you think that we should bring a small part of our 'retune' to Dinner this evening?Also, we may have to go shopping, or find someone who knows how cloths work...
>>34467742Mr. Silent and Cultist-chan.
>>34467771>Mr. SilentYou want to take the guy whos presence makes us vulnerable to this meeting ?Do you want to get us killed that bad ?
>>34467837maybeBut seriously, it's a good trump card to have. Especially if we strap him with explosives beforehand.
>>34467315“Well I figured after a job well done, we deserve a reward. That and I figure it’s a good time to learn more about one another. We really haven’t talked outside of battle in length, and knowing one another will let us work better together in the future.”Ignitrix stares at you in disbelief. “Who are you and what have you done with Cinder?”You wink at Acerea, then sigh. “And here I thought some as wise as a Lady of Change would realize the value of teambuilding. I mean, if I, a Herald of Khorne…”“Are you trying to say I’m dumb?!”“No, I’m just saying you might have more feathers than brains up there sometimes.”She tosses her ducky at you then sinks lower in the blood. “I don’t know why I hang around you two…”“Mmmm, because you love us, dearie~” chips in Acerea. “And you’re good at what you do.”Ignitrix fires back, “Love? Hah. It’s more like a seesaw of hate from Cinder.”You purse your lips and fake pout. “I don’t hate you. You just respond so well to my teasing.”“That’s… I…”“And weren’t you the one who basically asked to come with me?”By now, only Ignitrix’s head is above the crimson liquid. “Give me my duck back.”“I’ll trade it for my hat,” you say before tossing it back anyways. “What was with that anyways?”“...I like hats,” is the only answer you get before she returns to her duck. Acerea and you share a glance and shrug. >  Ask Acerea about her story>  Wait for Ignitrix to stop sulking and ask her her story>  Write in
>>34467837he kills for khorn so he's cool in my book
>>34467916>>  Ask Acerea about her storyPress Ignitrix afterwards.
>>34467865No its not a good trump card to have. Unless there is a massively mpowerful Elder psyker on board of that ship there is literally nothing in the universe as vulnerable to his presence as us. In any given fight we would suffer more from his presence than any possible enemy.
>>34467916>Ask Acerea about her storyTHEN>Wait for Ignitrix to stop sulking and ask her her storykeep writing
>>34467916>  Wait for Ignitrix to stop sulking and ask her her storyShe's a pretty high ranking daemon, isn't she? Must be a story there
>>34467916> Ask Acerea about her story
>>344679161 then 2
>>34467995It's probably just a matter of whether we want to push Ignitrix or let her cool off a bit more.
For once, it seems you're letting the Lady of Change calm her tits.Writing...
>>34468075letting them cool makes for a more noticeable heating effect....
>>34467916“So, Acerea,” you begin, stretching all the while. “What’s your story? I have no idea how you Plaguebearers come to be. Do you just grow from clouds of pestilence or…?”The green-skinned daemon brightens and practically bubbles as she answers. “Not quite. I’m sure some plagues and diseases become so prevalent that Papa Nurgle elevates them, but that’s not where I come from. My origins are rather simplistic actually. There’s a moon elsewhere in the Calixis sector that just happens to intersect with a Warp Storm. A small one, but enough that it corrupted the moon utterly.”She pauses and rubs some blood into her arms before continuing. “I more or less emerged from a conglomeration of Warp flowers fully formed. I wasn’t the only Plaguebearer to do so, but I was the first to return to tend to Papa Nurgle’s Garden.”“That sounds... peaceful. I would have gone insane,” you offer. “I started off with Wormbag yelling at me and having to wrestle Blood Dragons.”Acerea giggles in her usual motherly way. “My my, you’ve had to fight from birth. I suppose that’s what makes you strong.”You shrug. “That or the fact I come from the massacre of Ograrth. Planetary desecration tends to be a powerful source of warriors for Khorne.”She nods in an understanding way and falls silent. As a pair, you turn to look at Ignitrix.“What?” she grumbles, still batting at her duck.“We’re curious about you, silly,” muses Acerea.“I’m certainly interested in how you became so talon-ted at magic,” you add. “Even if it’s not something I approve of.”The duck flies at you once more. It makes a quacking noise as it bounces off your horns into the pool before you.“If you must know,” Ignitrix starts, “I used to be an acolyte, long long ago.”>  Pull rank immediately>  Let her finish>  Write in
>>34468609>  Let her finishTease later
>>34468609> Let her finish
>>34468609>  Let her finishInteresting.
>>34468609>talon-tedHardy har har. Does she even have talons?
Cinder has conversational awareness, color me surprised.>>34468769Her feet definitely are like a harpy's, but her hands are more human in design. Her current reference sheet needs fixing.
>>34468769She's a bird. It's a bird joke.
>>34468609The Lady of Change waits as if expecting you to interject. When you don’t, she straightens up slightly. “Nothing? No ‘Inquisitor Cinder’ nonsense?”“Would you rather I did?”“Not really…” Her voice drops to a whisper. “Thanks…”Acerea aww’s, then prods Ignitrix along. “Go on dear. If you want to, that is.”“It’s fine. Just… been a while since anyone cared enough to ask. Anyways, yes. I used to be in the service of that blasted Corpse God in the Inquisition. Ordo Malleus, just like Gaelos was. I was one of those adepts the Inquisitors like to stick in libraries of the damned until they either go insane or come up with new ways to kill daemons.”“And did you?” you ask, lightly tossing the duck back over to her.“Yes, to both. When they tried to get rid of me, though, I ended up discovering I was a nascent psyker. I literally turned my former cell mates to ash.” She plucks up the duck and turns it into a larger, teddy bear sized one and hugs it. “After that I just… ran. And ran. Eventually I ended up in a Compact with other heretics. Long story short… Tzeentch took notice of my work and elevated me.”“Do you need a hug?” asks Acerea, halfway out of the bath already.“No, I’m fine. That’s all in the past anyways.”Well, you weren’t expecting that. But at least now you understand where they both come from.>  Discuss Dinner Plans>  End the bath, head elsewhere>  Write in
>>34469157>>  Discuss Dinner PlansAnd after that we head to Wormbag
>>34469157>  Discuss Dinner PlansAre we going to just kill them and take the ship, or dinner first?
>>34469157Wait a second, she's a daemon princess, not a lady of change!
>>34469157>Give birdbrain a headpat. Not a hug, a headpat.>Then discuss dinner plans.
>>34469157>  Discuss Dinner PlansWhile teasing the poor bird, of course.
>>34469157> Discuss Dinner PlansSo, how do we kill this guy and sieze control of his ship ?
>>34469157>>34469304I'm okay with this.
>>34469157> Discuss Dinner PlansGive a very patronizing head-pat for the birdie.
>>34469157head pats, then dinner plans, finally talk about female demon things
>>34469157In a rare display of compassion, you stand and wade over to pat the Lady of Change on the head. She immediately puffs up and moves away, but with the hint of a smile. Who says Khornate daemons lack empathy?“Thanks for sharing,” you remark, moving back to your usual spot. “Now that that’s out of the way, we need to figure out what we’re doing for the dinner tonight.”Ignitrix poofs away her duck. “I still can’t believe you agreed to it. Then again, after seeing how easily they knocked the Thunder out, I suppose it was the right choice. Regardless, it still feels like a trap.”“Oh? How so?” asks Acerea, tilting her head to the side.“Indeed,” you agree. “It seems rather convoluted to lure us onboard for… whatever… when they could have just destroyed this ship and bombarded us from orbit.”“Convoluted is what I do, remember?” responds Ignitrix. “Even if there’s nothing sinister behind his offer, what are you going to do when he sees that you’re a daemon?”>  Well you were hoping she had something for that>  You’ll be fine. Rogue Traders are known for trying to fuck anything that moves>  Write in
>>34469596>>  Well you were hoping she had something for that
>>34469596>We're going to kill him and take over his ship. They won't fire on us with a dead captain.
>>34469596>  You’ll be fine. Rogue Traders are known for trying to fuck anything that moves
>>34469664I'm pretty sure it's not his first rodeo, he's probably prepared for such an attempt.
>>34469596>  Well you were hoping she had something for that
>>34469690The Grey Knight was prepared for us too.
>>34469596>>  You’ll be fine. Rogue Traders are known for trying to fuck anything that movesIf anything, we should prey on this idiot's foolishness.
>>34469596>It's a little impressive he blasted the Thunder like that, but it'd be good to have a plan.
>>34469690If he's dead, the worst he could have done his give orders to destroy the ship, which doesn't matter because we got a better one then.
>>34469596 Worse comes to worse I can just do what I usually do when things are an issue. Claw it to death, if it's not fixed, apply more claw! Simple right?
>>34469596&"If he asks, we're radicals. Considering he shot up marines at the drop of a hat I sought he'll give a shit."
>>34469596>You’ll be fine. Rogue Traders are known for trying to fuck anything that moves
>>34469742Or his crew could destroy OUR ship, and then destroy their own.
>>34469742>If he's dead, the worst he could have done his give orders to destroy the shipHis OWN ship, maybe. RTs tend to be selfish fucks.
>>34469596"I was just going to go with the intent of killing everyone, but if you have a better idea, would you care to share it with the group? Hey, we could all go! Make an evening of it, see who can gather the most influence over the ship during the course of the evening... If all else fails, I could just give him Small Horn and call it quits..."
>>34469596>>  You’ll be fine. Rogue Traders are known for trying to fuck anything that moves
I *think* the general consensus is  with a bit of write-in flare. Someone yell at me if I'm wrong, else I'll get to writing.
>>34469894Seems to be a lot of 1 as well
>>34469918Yeah it's damned close. Went and recounted at  barely wins out.
Chances the RT has/is a Slaaneshi Demon(ette)
>>34469596“I thought I might just say I’m one of the more radical Inquisitors. He did just blow a Space Marine frigate out of the sky without hesitation. I’m sure that sort of thing will go over fine.” You chuckle to yourself, then continue, “Besides, if that doesn’t work, I’m sure I can apply the classic ‘claw it until it’s yours’ approach.”“It did work once before,” points out Acerea.“Eh… I’d be less concerned if I could disguise you as a normal human for the duration of the affair. Of course that would mean I’d have to come with you as well. Something to think about…”Indeed it was. Speaking of… you really should wrap this up before you waste the entire morning in the bath.“I’ll think about it,” you say. “In the meantime, I suppose you both are free to remain here as long as you want.”A peppy and a muted “Thanks” meets your ears as you pull yourself out of the bath and begin dressing once more.>  Visit to Wormbag. You need your Pauldrons fixed and a new outfit made.>  Perhaps you should check on Commissar Silent. >  Visit Proditus to check and see if there’s been any whispers along the Astropath network>  Write in
>>34470148>>  Perhaps you should check on Commissar Silent.
>>34470148>>  Visit to Wormbag. You need your Pauldrons fixed and a new outfit made.
>>34470148> Visit Proditus to check and see if there’s been any whispers along the Astropath networkANYONE TALKING SHIT ABOUT US!?!
>>34470148> Visit to Wormbag. You need your Pauldrons fixed and a new outfit made.Claws and muuh Armor.
>>34470148>  Visit to Wormbag. You need your Pauldrons fixed and a new outfit made.
>>34470148>  Perhaps you should check on Commissar Silent.
>>34470272Seems you're visiting Wormbag. Writing...(Ignitrix will have an updated reference on the archive page shortly)
>>34470148Long coat is a must, fancy gauntlets a must. Sweet hat a triple must.
>>34470373This Anon should become Fashion Anon , that sounds classy as fuck.
>>34470566>we replace our old hat with a nicer one>Ignitrix starts scheming to take it from us>as soon as she does, we go get an even sweeter hat>featherloli trapped in an endless stream of fancy hats, forced to live in the closet in order to store them>featherloli becomes touhou character, ditches plotting for the joy of lasers
>>34470148Between Wormbag and Lazerus, the former Inquisitorial district is now a mighty Forge capable of producing and corrupting even the most blessed of weapons and armor. Great waterfalls of recycling blood sit next to cascades of molten brass, steel, and other such metals. Various anvils are strewn throughout the place, but the mightiest and largest of them all is worked solely by Wormbag himself. In all, it’s a rather impressive feat of engineering and Warp ingenuity.Weaving your way between the bare-chested humans working the lesser anvils, you arrive in front of Wormbag in short order.“So the glorious new Herald graces us with her presence,” remarks Wormbag sarcastically. “And here I was worried you’d forgotten about the one who helped make you what you are.”“I don’t recall you wrestling Ork Warbosses or slaying Grey Knights. In fact, all I seem to recall you doing is working away at your…”He holds up a clawed-hand. “Save it lass. Despite evidence to the contrary I’m actually amazed and pleased you made it this far. Now what do you want?”“Well first…” You summon forth your ruined pauldrons. “I need these repaired.”“Hrm… bolter round?” His eyes rove over the torn metal appraisingly. “Blessed and just missed you?”“Exactly. Can they be fixed?”“Simple enough. I can have them done within… what do these apes call it… a half hour?”You sigh. “And here I thought you were a master Furnace-Daemon…” He snorts. “Fine, you whelp. 15 minutes. What else do you want?”“I believe our patron mentioned something about my claws.”“Right, BESIDES that. I’ll get to those after the Pauldrons.”> What else do you want?> Write in(I’m limiting the write-ins to a 10 minute period, then we’ll vote on the leading one(s))
>>34470759>> What else do you want?I want that weapon upgrade Daddy strongarmed Wormbag into giving us. Or do you remember it?
>>34470759>Acquire Bitchin Hat>Acquire Bitchin Cape>Acquire Bitchin Boots>Use the Bitchin set bonus to just walk in and OWN that fucking Rouge Trader.Hey dress for success right?
>>34470759>I'll bring over some Grey Knight Terminator Armor for you to fiddle with later.
>>34470802> “I believe our patron mentioned something about my claws.”Handled already
>>34470802Oops, disregard that, I suck cocks.I just missed the line, sorry. I should probably take that as a queue to get some sleep
>>34470759>> What else do you want?>Terminator Armor. TERMINATOR ARMOR:
>>34470842>>34470815Terminator armor isn't that great guys. It severely limits our agility and makes us rely on armor and toughness instead.
>>34467141Those are shitty ass graphics.
>>34470759> Well, I got all this new, slightly bloody collection of Terminator suits...
>>34470759>Some cool Inquisitor regalia
>>34470759>Write inMUH TERMIE ARMORMUH NEMESIS WEAPONS
>>34470868It's not for us, it's for him to fiddle around with.
>>34470868Awwwww, Alright.I'd like to add to >>34470921>perhaps we could use the materials for an armor more suited to my style?
stop with the termie shit we are not a space marine
Well 10 minutes is up, let's go through...>>34470813>>34470932Could you be a little more specific? Else I'm likely to exercise artistic freedom and you'll end up with something similar to pic related.>>34470951What specifically would you like done with the Nemesis weapons? I'll casually point a certain natural 1 roll in the past, but it's your call.>>34470973Using such material will confer onto you a forcefield that cannot overload. I can go into more details about that if people don't know how they work in 40k.
>>34470868Would be a great tool for our chosen mortal followers, though.
>>34471061>What specifically would you like done with the Nemesis weapons?I want give it to Wormbag to corrupt fully. Nemesis blade, the one we killed the Grey Knight with specifically.Next, I want to ask him if he has any ways he can infuse daemons inside the weapon, so it can be powered. If that involves us bashing a bloodletter into it, so be it.
>>34471061Yeah taht works for me, it looks pretty damn good to me, though i would think it should need some more leather segments so you're not overly exposed on the arm, leg and chest area since you never know when flames of Holy Might are used against you.That and we run into fire alot...actually I think we might have a problem....
>>34471112Wouldn't that kind of ruin the point of having a nemesis weapon? we could just hammer a bloodletter into a regular sword and get the same result.
>>34471061>Could you be a little more specific?Black and red-trimmed greatcoat worn as a cloak (I.e. arms out of the sleeves), fancy hat, long gauntlets of some sort with open fingertips for our claws, fancy hat, rest I dunno.
>>34471228It's the principal of the thing. Plus, a nemesis weapon is already particularly well suited to channeling psykic energy, is well-crafted from high quality material, and is has likely seen several decades or perhaps centuries of service that would result in a useful weapon spirit to serve as the base.
>>34471303I'd prefer to wait until our chainclaws are upgraded before we talk about weapons. Heck, I'd just stick with our claws!
Would getting a Jump pack be a feasible equipment option? having one might help close the distance or DODGE...
>>34471424You'd be better off just getting more Agi. Jump packs failing is never a good thing.>>34471112Wormbag just stares at you like you’re insane. “You want to hammer a daemon INTO a blade?”“I’m not repeating myself.”“Hah. You’ve developed a greater backbone. Yes such a thing is possible. In fact, it’s a common practice. Well, it is in the Warp anyways. In conjunction with Chaos Sorcerers, those of us in the hell-forges can fuse souls of slain mortals and daemons into new weapons. Unfortunately, there’s none of those here.”“Would a Lady of Change do?”“If you want her to be stuck here all the time, then by all means.”---Otherwise, Wormbag will make you up a new outfit as outlined along with everything else. Something stronger and less flammable than before for certain. You'll also gain a forcefield of strength 20. Now the way forcefields will work in this quest is thus: If an action (failed roll or otherwise) results in Cinder potentially taking damage, I'll let you know before writing. You will then have the opportunity to roll against that strength value to see if you negate the damage. You may only use this once per session, just like the reroll.Unless there's anything else, we'll say you exchange the usual "You suck" banter with Wormbag until he kicks you out to work. You have some spare time.>  Perhaps you should check on Commissar Silent. >  Visit Proditus to check and see if there’s been any whispers along the Astropath network>  Write in
>>34471456>  Perhaps you should check on Commissar Silent.
>>34471456> Visit Proditus to check and see if there’s been any whispers along the Astropath network
>>34471456> Visit Proditus to check and see if there’s been any whispers along the Astropath networkWe haven't visited him in, have we ever ?
>>34471456>  Perhaps you should check on Commissar Silent. Ask where he stashes his hat
Mr. Silent it is. Writing...Also - I updated your claws on the sheet too. You now have the ability to pull people at range (not extreme range) towards you with Warp Chains by rolling BS+20
>>34471456>  Visit Proditus to check and see if there’s been any whispers along the Astropath networkMr. Silent won't have much to say, and besides, I wanna know how much our reputation has spread.
>>34471674>"GET OVER HERE!"
>>34471674GET OVER HERE!
>>34471682But the hat!
>>34471696>>34471674My body is ready
>>34471456> visit Commissar Silent.
>>34471456Leaving Wormbag behind to work in peace, you make your way towards the Medical Bay. There servitors wander between the patients and those treating them. At the moment, most of those present are “victims” of the arenas on the higher decks. Lacerations, broken limbs, and missing limbs are all commonplace. As you pass by, some reach out or offer prayers and praise towards you. It seems you’re slowly amassing a religious following somehow. You’ll deal with that later though.Mr. Silent is in a bed far away from any other patients. Most of his body is wrapped in bandages, save his head. He’s currently reading a data slate but has otherwise not noticed you approaching yet.>  THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THIS PICTURE?>  Actually finish walking to him before speaking>  Write in
>>34471881> THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THIS PICTURE?
>>34471881>  THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THIS PICTURE?
>>34471881>WHERE IS THE HAT??
>>34471881“So do you want to explain why you’re in this picture?!” you yell towards Mr. Silent. He jumps and watches you approach with unease. Once you’ve reached the foot of his bed, you toss the photo onto his chest and fold your arms. “Well?”He takes up the photo gingerly. After running a pair of fingers over the image of his mother while frowning, he tears the side containing his father free. This bit of scrap is immediately balled up and discarded. The remainder of the picture is propped up on the small bedside table before he returns his attention to you.To your surprise, he offers out the data slate. A string of large text is displayed:==Sorry==>  Explain. Quickly. (Aggressive)>  Explain. (Neutral)>  Fuck it, you heard one sob story today. Might as well hear another.>  Write in
>>34472126> Explain. Quickly. (Aggressive)
>>34472126>  Fuck it, you heard one sob story today. Might as well hear another.
>>34472126>>  Fuck it, you heard one sob story today. Might as well hear another.
>>34472126> Explain. Quickly. (Aggressive)>No, seriously, wheres the damn hat ?
>>34472126>  Explain. (Neutral)
>>34472126changing >>34472176to>  Explain. (Neutral)
>>34472126Isn't 2 and 3 kind of the same thing?
>>34472126> Explain. (Neutral)
>>34472270 you stand there and get a short version you grumble and pull up a chair for the long version.Sorry if that wasn't clear.
>>34472270I would hope to is not listening to his sob story beyond the answer to our question.The sob story is probably asking why he hates his dad or some shit.
>>34472289Makes sense now
Short version wins with 6 votes. Unless I can't count. Writing...
>>34472289The only part I care about is how we managed to become a Commissar despite being a Ship Captain's son.
>>34472363That explains nothing.
>>34472408Didn't Blanks become either Culexus, or pariahs, or Pariahs?
>>34472457It still doesn't explain how he became a Commissar, especially since Commissars have to inspire people.
>>34472457There are several levels of negative warp presence, the Culexus being at the most extreme.
>>34472126You exhale through your nose and reign in your anger. “I don’t have a lot of time today. Just tell me why you’re no longer a Commissar, and whether or not you’re okay with a daemon being in charge.”His eyebrow furrows as he withdraws the pad. After a bout of furious taps against the surface of the data slate, he offers it out again.==That picture is years old. Mom/Dad divorced. Dad took over this ship and left us behind on Ograrth. I was part of the defence forces when the daemons attacked. I couldn’t save her. I was forced to escort nobles and high ranking officials to safety instead. I haven’t been able to speak since then.==There’s a bit of spacing, then:==I don’t mind you or that green one==So he doesn’t know about your relation to Ograrth, and his mother dying is what prompted him to turn to Chaos. It’s something you’ll have to deal with sooner or later you suppose, but not right now. As for the latter bit, at least he’s not typing “Die Daemon Die.” Plus he did apologize…>  Tell him you expect him on his feet as soon as possible>  Tell him to get some rest and return when he’s able>  Just nod and walk away>  Write in
>>34472491The Commissar's job is to ensure that their men are more afraid of those behind them than those ahead. Blanks inspire fear at the most basic level just by being there, never mind once he starts doing things.
>>34472592>>  Tell him to get some rest and return when he’s able
>>34472592> Just nod and walk awayToo many sob stories for one Herald.
>>34472592>  Tell him to get some rest and return when he’s able
>>34472592>  Tell him to get some rest and return when he’s ableAsk him where his hat is
>>34472592> Just nod and walk away>I don’t mind you or that green oneHow generous of him ...
>>34472659Friendship Level 2I'm semi-serious. Or you could just find another commissar and beat him to death for it.
All those bleeding hearts here. Holy shit.Guy fucked up on his job and nearly got us killed.
>>34472592 Well wishing is for the weak.I'm intrigued by the implication that he DOES mind Ignitrix. Did she have a hand in events, I wonder.
>>34472592> Just nod and walk away
>>34472701He hasn't seen her yet.
>>34472592>>  Just nod and walk away
>>34472725As far as you know.
>>34472697fuck you dude
>>34472592Rather than offer any sort of encouragement or disciplinary remark, you simply nod and begin to walk away. This seems to sit fine with Mr. Silent as you hear him return to reading with a few slow taps. Wait… you forgot to ask him his actual name. Oh well. You can just have someone else look it up later.For now, you have just enough time to pick up your gear from Wormbag before having to head to the shuttle bay for your dinner carriage. >  Go with Ignitrix’s plan to disguise the pair of you>  Go by yourself, in full armor>  Bring along the gals>  Write in
>>34472866> Bring along the gals and go in full armor.
>>34472866>  Go with Ignitrix’s plan to disguise the pair of you
>>34472866Not a total disguise, though. Just cover up the feet, shrink down the claws and horns, maybe move our skintone a few shades closer to normal. Getting caught trying to look completely human makes it look like we were trying to infiltrate, whereas getting caught just mitigating features makes it loom more like we're just trying to look a bit less off-putting to our host, in addition to being much more explainable in the event that we need to rend some fuckers.
>>34472866>Go with Ignitrix's plan>Bring along the gals
>>34472866>  and , just in case things go south (in space?)
>>34472866>&>Go with gals in full armor
>>34472945More importantly it keeps us intimidating.
>>34472945Yea, I think this is our best bet to avoid the two biggest issues at hand.
>>34472945This while bringing Acerea along.
>>34472981>>34473010>>34473041>>34473120>>34473124>people actually liked one of my suggestions for once
 and  are tied.Would you like to just combine the two?It should be said that she's only able to do >>34472945 in that case. Total disguise is only available when it's the two of you. But I think you guys are going for the mix anyways.
>>34473203Nah, I say we leave Acerea to hold down the fort. Plus, nice as she is, nobody really wants to have a Nurglette at the dinner table.
>>34473203Yeah combine it.
>>34473258She is our first mate, though I would like to keep all the important friends close by and not in places that can be turned into space dust in case we fuck up.
>>34473203We can need her around in case it goes south though, I'd rather keep our important crew members Those two,Close by.
>>34473310Nurgle's shit is tough, she'll be fine. In any event losing the ship would just toss her back into the Warp for a while.
>>34473203If all three can be somewhat disguies, yes.
Alright, seems the gals are coming along and Ignitrix is making you all seem less daemonic.Acerea will even be given the illusion of wearing clothes!Writing...
Something like this? I lament that she isn't flat since I'm not the best drawer of breasts.I also have no idea how to clothe her, despite the reference image(s).
...can Ignitrix just pass herself off as 'Inquisitor Cinder'? It's not like the rogue trader knows anything about us other than our voice. And surely a Lady of Change would love to get her claws on another pawn for any present or future schemes.
>>34473399Cute. I suddenly like her now
>>34473399She can be flat-ish if you want. Chaos and all that. Go for an ornamental robe of sorts.>>34473423She could indeed.
>>34473445Yeah, Feather-tits would know more about how an Inquisitor acts, wouldn't she? Y'know, when they are not enslaving people in their daemonic libraries.
>>34473550She's too easily flustered to pull off a good Inquisitor act. We've got the blunt, forceful personality for it. She can be our personal scribe or something.
>>34472866It doesn’t take you long to assemble your fellow daemons together in the Docking Bay. Well, the important daemons sans Wormbag, anyways. Ignitrix already looks like a sanctioned psyker, complete with white hair and psykana robes. Acerea is less green and her occasional boil less prominent. She’s also sporting a black cloak that makes her actually socially presentable. As for you, you’re in full war gear.“You sure that’s what you want to go with?” asks Ignitrix, already weaving the illusion that will shrink your horns and make it so your feet appear clad in boots. “This way it’s less infiltration and more mitigation for our host’s sake,” you reply.“No, I meant the armor and what not.”“Hi, I’m Cinder.”She sighs. “Fine. If you change your mind about who you want to act as the actual Inquisitor on the way over, let me know. But as soon as that door opens and he hears you speak, I can do only so much illusion wise.“Fair point. Seems our shuttle is ready.”Five minutes later you’re out into the void of space. The shuttle will make use of the planet’s gravity well to easily slingshot you to the Inferno. You have a few minutes to finalize your plan.>  Stick with what you have. =][= Cinder, Ignitrix scribe, Acerea ???>  Have Ignitrix be the =][=, you’ll be a mute bodyguard, and Acerea…>  Write in
>>34473670>>  Stick with what you have. =][= Cinder, Ignitrix scribe, Acerea ???
>>34473670>  Stick with what you have. =][= Cinder, Ignitrix scribe, Acerea ???Letting the bird pretend to be us is going to lead to a world of pain.
>>34473670> Stick with what you have. =][= Cinder, Ignitrix scribe, Acerea Medicae?
>>34473670>Should Acerea be our second in command?
>>34473670second choice asks for nongood shenanigans.
>>34473670>  Have Ignitrix be the =][=, you’ll be a mute bodyguard, and Acerea…can be the Inquisitor's wife!
>>34473670>  Have Ignitrix be the =][=, you’ll be a mute bodyguard, and Acerea…Acerea can be something Jurgen-esque. Pass it all off as a skin condition. As for occupation, our xenobiologist.
Cinder sticks to her guns. Well claws. Writing...
For weaponry purposes, I think as it stands the best kit we can eventually end up with goes something like thisOne daemonically possessed chain fist, with an integrated storm bolter, also possessed.The other possessed chainfist should have the Nemesis blade we looted integrated into it, allowing it to slide out and stab the enemy.Or, considering the way chainfist are, we could simply wield the Nemesis blade along with the chain fists, if so put another Storm Bolter onto that.
>>34473670>1Though, why is Cinder in full armor? I thought we were just combining 1 and 3?
>>34473670A soft thud notes your landing in the Inferno’s Docking Bay. After checking yourselves over one last time, you pop the hatch. Outside, a man in the gaudiest set of clothing you’ve ever seen is flanked by two militant-looking women with bolt pistols on their belts. The six of you square off with one another, only for the man to come forward the second before the silence becomes awkward or tense. “You must be Inquisitor Cinder, judging by your extravagant skin.” He takes up your hand and shakes it without pause, adding, “I am Lucius van Rosmalen, at your service.” He pulls away, bows, then motions at the vessel around him. "Welcome to my ship, the Faithful Inferno. Though, now that I've seen you in person, I'm afraid it's less impressive than I'd hoped. My Inferno's light pales in comparison to your radiance unfortunately. Still, she's served me well as long as I've been Captain. Just like any woman, you see," he smirks. "Treat her right and she'll treat you right back.">  This mortal can’t be serious (Per)>  This is just a Rogue Trader being a Rogue Trader>  Write in
>>34472697You can't blame him man, he's a blank, Grey Knights are not only shpasse mareehns, but all of them are psykers too, so ones powerful enough to warrant termie armor could have probably felt him on the ground from orbit.What is a soft, squishy mortal going to do against slightly less soft and way less squishy majorly longer-lived mortal supposed to do?
>>34473895>>  This mortal can’t be serious (Per)
>>34473895>  This is just a Rogue Trader being a Rogue Trader
>>34473912>ones powerful enough to warrant termie armorThat would be all of them.
>>34473895>>  This is just a Rogue Trader being a Rogue Trader
>>34473895>1Play the part, but keep an eye on him. I still hold he is a Slaneeshi in disguise...
>>34473895Nigga what. He sounds nothing like he did over the vox.
>>34473436Glad you like it.>>34473445Ehh, but you specifically mentioned she isn't - even if it might be just her trying to out-perform Cinder and Acerea. I'll just hold off on making her DFC until it actually happens for reals.Anyway, ornamental it is.
>>34473938And most of them make a regular spess marine look like initiates in comparison.If you go by fluff, anyway.Also way more heretical, if you go by fluff, what with one or two wielding daemon weapons and what not.
>>34473399>>34473999Oh, also related to this. Since I'm not that deeply versed with WH40K stuff, does Chaos have its own language or runes or symbols? I tried googling but couldn't find anything.
I believe staring really hard at him has won (barely)1d100 go!
>>34474028So does that one space wolf. And one of the minotaurs, I think.
>>34474060Not particularly. You have the 4 major marks of the 4 major gods, but it's pretty much bunk after that.AFAIK, anyways.
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>34474064
>>34473780This sounds overkill as fuck.That being said, we'd effectively be able to kill nearly goddamn fucking everything if we Made them lightning claw-chainfists
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>34474064Khorne bless my dice.
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>34474064
>>34474085>>34473780Is this actually fucking possible?
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>34474064What do we spy with our Khornate Eyes....
>>34474088Just -barely- passed, apparently.
>>34474088>>34474087>>34474084You pass by 2. Writing...>>34474113Not really. You'd need terminator armor just to power all of it, not to mention swing around
>>34474083So there's a red god, a blue god, a green god, and a purple god (there's even a black-white god), but are there yellow and orange gods?
>>34474083Aww man. Guess it's okay to go with generic mystical magic marks then for decorative things.
>>34474128ONE THREAD I WILL NOT DROP MY TRIP. ONE THREAD.
>>34474132Yellow is the Emperor. Orange is the Emperor on a bad day.
>>34474132They're Gods, not Power Rangers....Wait a minute....
>>34474128Can't we power it with ANGER AND HATRED?
>>34474128If it needs power, why don't we just power it with MAGIC?
>>34474132Big E and Khala Mensha Khaine Respectively
>>34474113Lightning Claw/Chain Fist combos are a thing, and made by ~Mortal~ hands using Conventional Non-Warp logic.The master of the Space Sharks has it.BEHOLD, THE ULTIMATE EXPRESSION OF KHORNE WORSHIP.
>>34474128>Not really. You'd need terminator armor just to power all of it, not to mention swing aroundConsidering our strength, in black crusade we're easily within capabilities of having it one-handed like that, 60 strength is pretty stronk.Powering comes through daemonic possession, so does the ammo.Although I think gaining some sort of powered armour would benefit us, I'm not sure terminator armour would be best as it is.
>>34474132What bout Gork and Mork? That makes three green gods.
>>34474194so we just need to get some "Competent" chaos spess marines then.
>>34474194>Gaining Power ArmorI bring you a Thing that I found, and liked.
>>34474157>>34474167That's why you hammer a daemon into it.Works with ranged weaponry after all, they suddenly gain infinite ammo.>>34474180It's lightning claw/chain fist/integrated storm bolter or Nemesis blade.I was more thinking along Horus' Talon lines though, with the fingers of the fist itself being the claws, while we have the "Chainsword bayonet" design on the end
>>34474229a sister of khorne? Nice.
>>34474229I like it as well. Is that a Khornate Sororitas?
>>34474279The picture is named "Khorne SoB" so I'm assuming that yes it is.I like it, though apparently Khornate possession removes the armor tits.
>>34474229I personally was thinking about the Incubi warsuits, which are power armour as well, but unlike the Imperium it thankfully retain's the user's agility.
>>34474331Oh god, I'm getting an artificer boner from how fucking overpowered this all sounds
>>34474332It's a thing that happens, and it makes a HELL of a lot more sense than anything the Grey Knights do.>>34474356Heretek* Artificer boner, my friend.
>>34474332Yeah, Sisters who fall to Chaos are super lame, but if we could somehow sabotage a convent's teachings to where we'll have a bunch of Khornate Sisters one day, then that'd be swell.
>>34474377We're an Inquisitor, we can just order someone to build it.
>>34474372Artificer is a blanket term.But seriously, oh god, Incubi power suit means agility while hauling around insta-death gauntlets which fire chaos bolts because possessed, but they can also do ranged attacks because chain-fist shenanigans
>>34474377Or we can just abduct a bunch of little girls and form our own Cinderian Sisterhood of Slaughter.
>>34474377I like it!>>34474399But that's not subtle at all, and even though I like the way Khorne - and Cinder - thinks, that kind of thing requires subtlety, doesn't it?
>>34473895You might be imagining it, but there seems to be a small quiver to the Rogue Trader’s voice. And not the kind that comes from seeing a daemon in the flesh. No, this is something else entirely, if it’s there at all. Deciding to follow a hunch, you ask, “I’ll take your word for it. But I’m curious, did you simply assume my skin would match my name or…?“Oh but of course!” he quickly replies. “You Inquisitors are an enigmatic bunch after all, not unlike us Rogue Traders. But come, come! We have dinner to attend! No sense standing here amid a filthy docking bay and risk dirtying your beauty.”Khorne why.>  Stare really hard once more (Per)>  To dinner, you guess.>  Write in
>>34474422> Stare really hard once more (Per)I smell a spy
>>34474422> Stare really hard once more (Per)And by stare, I mean perceptivly glare at him
>>34474422Oh god he fell in love with us.Or he's planning an ambush.Or he's a spy.Or he's not actually the Rogue Trader.
>>34474422>3"I'm a daemon, not that I'm unwilling to have dinner but I'm just making it painfully obvious I'm a daemon"
>>34474417Fine, we'll order Feathertits to do it. She's subtle.
>>34474422Did nigga ain't the rogue trader. He's a proxy.
>>34474448Second, if we're going to murderize them then lets do it.But otherwise we should make it clear
>>34474422> Stare really hard once more (Per)> The Hardest
>>34474406Yeah, I can see it now:>Cinder's in charge of the Adeptas Khornate>Acerea's in charge of the Nurglite Hospitaller>Birdbrain's in charge of... priests and confessors will be replaced by sorcerors.
Commence with the glaring1d100
>>34474460She's also a qtp
>>34474469Fuck no, dude, that's second-course talk at the earliest.
>>34474422+ Stare hard while going to dinner.
>>34474422Is Cinder black/tan right now?
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>34474491>Khorne on the cob
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>34474491
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>34474491Crits for the crit god! Rolls for the roll throne!
>>34474528That was almost a crit, therefore you are dangerous to have around.
>>34474511GET THE PYRO!
>>34474511We glared at him so hard, our glare refracted back to us, and then returned to him amplifying our glare ten thousand fold.
>>34474511>>34474513>>34474528You stare the hardest anyone's ever stared before.Writing...
>>34474571I'm depressed that I got that reference so quickly.
>>34474571HOW DID YOU FIND US IN THE FUTURE!?!
>>34474578To what? It's a generic "I'm staring at you" thing.
>>34474571I loved her
>>34474592In anime. Hence the depression.
>>34474571>mfw I can honestly see Cinder humming this under her breath as she stares.
>>34474578Actually, I was thinking of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUy9iQMpLlY
InB4 Rogue Trader Shits pants
>>34474640I think you mean>She stared at him so hard, he came and started farting.
>>34474422Before waving your hand to let him lead on, you glare at him for a solid three seconds. He’s human, no doubt about that. No trace of sorcery or mind control that you can detect. Ignitrix hasn’t said anything either. Lucius believes what he’s saying, that much is for certain. The way the rest of the crew look at him seems to suggest he’s actually the Rogue Trader and not a stand in. So why is there that tinge of nervousness underlying his voice? Could this mortal actually think he has a chance with you? Or is there something more…The moment passes. You wave for Lucius to guide you with a simple, “After you.” The Arch-Militants, or so you guess, flank your party as your combined group exits the Docking Bay and proceeds down a corridor towards an elevator. On the way, you make it a point to whisper to Ignitrix to check if she feels anything odd in the surrounding area. She nods, then furrows her brow. Knowing that she’s having to maintain the illusion at the same time, it’ll probably be a bit before you get an answer back.Within ten minutes, you’ve ascended in two elevators and walked down several corridors to arrive at a grand banquet hall. A veritable feast is laid out on an ornate wooden table that could easily seat twenty. It seems it will just be the six of you, though.“Ah, Madam Inquisitor, I thought you might wish to honor me by sitting to my right.”Nothing from Ignitrix yet, though her eyes seem distant. Obviously there’s nothing going on with Lucius, but perhaps she’s checking the whole ship to be sure.>  Sit to his right>  Sit to his left>  Tell him you’re a daemon and you’re an Inquisitor. You’re taking the head of the table.>  Write in
>>34474696>  Sit to his right
>>34474696>4You're taking the head seat or he's sitting on your lap vice versa is good too
>>34474733This is very tempting.Fuck.
>>34474733FUCK IT THIS!
>>34474696>  Sit to his left>  Have it so one of his crew sits on his right.I think those three GAYknights are in here.
>>34474696> Tell him you’re a daemon and you’re an Inquisitor. You’re taking the head of the table.We may have to cough loudly and correct ourselves to daemonhunter, but well burn that bridge when we come to it.Then we'll cast the wreckage into the river for ships to crash onto. This will be followed by sowing mines into the roads leading to the bridge, and possibly burning any nearby towns.
>>34474733Fun fun fun, this.
>>34474696>>  Write inJust take the head seat and offer the seat to your left
>>34474780Shit, we could have summoned in Small Horn via portal to sell this.What better way to prove it by *BLAM*ing a daemon in front of the guy?
>>34474733This is perfect, and dumb.How much Taller is Cinder compared to him? I imagine quite a bit, she's as tall as Spuhss Muhreen in Termie armor, so I assume the spell only made her slightly shorter, so still really, really tall.
So it seems you're taking the head of the table, possibly with sexual innuendo to throw him off guard. Writing...>>34474819She is a normal person to Verne troyer
>>34474861>SexualIt's for a hostage situation, if we're sitting on his lap or the other way around, we can easily turn around and claw his face off, take him hostage, etc etc.Not to mention, if the chairs have traps then we'll also be able to evade them, while also proposing something he SHOULD like
Khorne is the god of violence right? why can i not stop thinking that a khornette would have rough passionate sex
>>34474926Well that escalated quickly
>>34474809I imagine confusion.RT:so you hunt daemons?C:damn straightRT:you don't look it.C:explain or dieRT:you look more like one, with that red skinC: up yours, i'll prove it-summons small horns, shoots him to deathC:see, dead daemon.RT:yes, but..C:what?RT:well, you summoned it.C:so?RT:i would think that summoning daemons would be more on the supply side of evil.C (to ignitrix and acerea):he's figured it out! kill everything!
>>34474926Khorne is the god of war, and in war you have spoils.Women have commonly been part of the spoils since the first millennium.
>>34474926Angry hate sex?
>>34474926Some people get off on battle soooo
>>34474966Wargasms?I regret nothing
>>34474950>RT:i would think that summoning daemons would be more on the supply side of evil.Inquisitors do it all the fucking time>>34474960Is correct
>>34474696Acerea’s been blushing as if she’s been the subject of Lucius’ affection since the moment he introduced himself. What you do next causes her to flush even further.“Captain Rosmalen,” you state rather clearly as you proceed to stare down at him. “You will be sitting to MY right. I would make a joke about sitting on another’s laps, but it seems your pants would be unable to take the strain.”Lucius’ face goes beet red as he quickly glances downward. His pants, of course, are in pristine condition and showing no signs of any arousal whatsoever. It’s enough to confirm your earlier suspicion that he actually thinks he has a chance. That or the man of words has never had a daemon return the favor before. You don’t care to find out which at the moment.Before you sit at the head seat, with Acerea to your left, you eye the chairs perceptively. They appear to be solid oak, much like the table. Again, no discernible traces of warp energy to you. So you do the only “natural” thing to do and sit. The other five follow suit shortly after. Lucius quickly recovers from your jab and offers a toast:“To my most recent friend, may her radiance bathe the cosmos in her crimson...”Ignitrix snaps back to reality and interrupts him with a shout, “DODGE!”(Roll Agility)
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>34475023NINJA TIME
>>34474980>WargasmSounds like a metal band name.
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>34475023Boffo.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>34475023DODGED
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>34475023
>>34475032>>34475034Well, we just did a triple back flip and then seven somersaults and ending with a handstand to avoid a full-auto burst of whatever the fuck it was.
>>34474950>Explain or dieHah! Made my chuckle.
>>34475032>>34475034>>34475045Can't fucking touch this. We'd better be pulling some wire-fu flipping shit.
>>34475023>I would make a joke about sitting on another’s laps, but it seems your pants would be unable to take the strain.”Well that was basically what no one wanted, and proved to completely eliminate the purpose of the venture as well. Congratulations.
>>34475071"I hope the wire fighting team is ready"
>turns out all we dodged was him trying to grab our ass
>>34475034>>34475023The chair and you go careening backwards just as a Grey Knight comes tumbling from the ceiling. His sword embeds itself in the deck and causes him to roar in frustration.“YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DISTRACT THEM. THIS WAS THE TERMS OF OUR DEAL.”Lucius has dived behind his militants and is shaking profusely. “I… I’m betting on the three daemons over the one Grey Knight! S-Suck it!”“LUCIUS VAN ROSMALEN, I SHALL HAVE YOUR HEAD AFTER HERS!”>  Haha, no. (WS)>  It’s time for a dance. A DANCE OF CHAINS (BS+20)>  Acerea, Ignitrix? Rain hell.
>>34475023Goddamnit, Not, that shit is hilarious. Also I knew it! Claim the ship!
>>34475118>and we did three backflips while trying to do so
>>34475123NEW SHIP AND BITCH
>>34475123>  Haha, no. (WS)"I've got a fist with your name on it!"
>>34475123>Haha, noRIP AND TEAR. MAKE A GOBLET OF HIS SKULL AND RAISE A TOAST TO KHORNE.
>>34475123>  It’s time for a dance. A DANCE OF CHAINS (BS+20)KILL MAIM BURN DESTROY
>>34475141>>34475155Our BS is bullshit low, shouldn't even try.>>34475123>1
>>34475123> It’s time for a dance. A DANCE OF CHAINS (BS+20)Let's try something the remaining Grey Knights have not accounted for.
>>34475123>>  Haha, no. (WS)
>>34475123>  It’s time for a dance. A DANCE OF CHAINS (BS+20)We need to shout "DINNER AND ENTERTAINMENT? YOU'RE A MARVELOUS HOST LUCIUS." at the top of our lungs.
>>34475123Why is everyone using our worst stat to fight a GREY KNIGHT with? It's fucking stupid.>  Haha, no. (WS)
>>34475123>  Haha, no. (WS)
Changing mine>>34475155to>>34475148because of>>34475167STILL, DESTROY
>>34475177Changing vote to 1, but still want to quip.
>>34475123Can you explain how the whole chain thing works anyway?From what I know of chainfists it's basically a chainsaw on a fist, rather than anything actually to do with chains
I uh... think normal clawing wins out.Roll for WS
>>34475123ONE.>1.Our ballistic skill with our gauntlets is THIRTY ONE, 31, 30+1, 11+20.It is our absolutely WORST STAT.
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>34475211Blood God!!
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>34475211Answer >>34475208 please
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>34475211ripmaimkill
>>34475208Our claws are mini-chainsaw when using the gauntlets.Our ballistics thing is where we summon ethereal warp chains to drag mo'fuckers to us to be clawed to death normally.
>>34475208It's a little chainsaw attached to a power fist. If you've played the Lonesome Road DLC for New Vegas, think of an Industrial Hand.
>>34475226>>34475227Good Khorne, we're on fire.
>>34475227>>34475226>>34475232Yeah I think you got him. Writing.>>34475208You basically have a clawed gauntlet that has warp-energy teeth along each claw. With the latest upgrade, you can manipulate that warp-energy into an actual chain like Mortal Kombat. Weremole's art of Cinder hinted at this.
>>34475227>>34475226>>34475232DEATH.BLOOD.GET FUCKED.Man, this Rogue Trader is really a gentleman, dinner-side entertainment.
>>34475250He needs a reward
>>34475227>>34475226So, that's..four or five degrees of success?Yeah, that GK doesn't even know what's gunna hit him.
>>34475247So it's basically a GET OVER HERE with warp energy then?
>>34475257>we kill the Grey Knight>nonchalantly sit back down and get right back to business
>>34475257"Not being brutally murdered" is a reward for this.But, the reward for destroying the SM ship is us continuing to have dinner after we split the GK in half.
>>34475257His reward will be continuing to live a while longer.
>>34475274This.I like this.By extension, I like you also.
>>34475226>>34475227>>34475232THIS IS THE BEST THING
>>34475274>>34475279Like the Inquisitoress we are.
>>34475257He was ready to betray us though. His reward is a gutting.
Guys, lets rip open the grey knight and eat him instead of the food.I think that'll have enough of a scary impact on the rogue trader
>>34475306Oh shit, I like it. Properly gory.
>>34475306Or, he will suddenly discover his guro / vore fetish.He's a Rogue Trader man, They can be deviant enough to make a SLAANESHI WHORE look prim and proper and get away with it.
>>34475306No thanks all the wards and shit might kill us
>>34475123While the Knight’s sword is stuck in the deckplates, you charge over and slam his head into the ground with a single overhead blow."DINNER AND ENTERTAINMENT? YOU'RE A MARVELOUS HOST LUCIUS," you roar, right before your claws take the head of the Grey Knight. Blood immediately begins spewing from the severed neck, much to your delight.“Any more, Ignitrix?” you ask, wrestling the skull from the helmet.“Nope, that was the last one. I guess the other two died on the Thunder.”“WELL THEN…” You turn to Lucius, “Empty out that shitty drink you call wine and fill our glasses with this ape’s blood. Or I’ll be drinking yours instead.”As he hurriedly dumps the glasses onto the floor next to the table, you take his chair and replace yours with it. Propping your feet up on the table, you exclaim, “It’s good to Inquisitor.”Lucius promptly faints. His militants barely catch him in time. Suffice to say, you're going to have a damned good dinner tonight.(Housekeeping next post)
>>34475322Vore is eating whole though.
>>34475339>“It’s good to Inquisitor.”It sure is
>>34475339Oh dear we need to toughen him up
>>34475306MFW: I will never sit down with my beautiful wardemon waifu for a meal of wine and victim.
>>34475339I love you, man. This stuff is beyond entertaining.
>>34475339+2 infamy for killing the Knight and making the RT faint.Thanks for proving I can do almost no combat and still pull an audience.Think that's it. Usual blah about questions until the thread dies and all that
>>34475339I guess Inquisitor is a verb now.
>>34475339Aww shit.>Bully Feathertits (Gently)>Bully Cowardtrader>Bully Mr. Silent>Have nice, pleasant conversation with Boilbum.>Call Forgedaemon a faggot and be called a whore in turn (The daily greeting) >Casually murder a few of the cultists every morning, The Best Part of waking up is severed fingers in your cup!Being Inquisitor Cinder is paradise.
>>34475385>>34475353GDocs ate the "be." It just wouldn't let me have this one typo-free post.>>34475381You're at 36 infamy by the way>  5 to 1 characteristic>  2d3 to 1/2
>>34475381How long until we run into some Slaanehi whores to maim/burn/kill?
>>34475381Thanks for running, boss.
>>34475385It's always been a verb.Now shut up, or I WILL INQUISITOR YOU.
>>34475381Its not the combat, its the writing.That's what keeps me coming back to the quests I follow.But please twitter a few hours ahead of time that you're running so I can make it. I almost missed this one.
>>34475400>  5 to 1 characteristic
>>34475400Oddly enough, "It's good to Inquisitor" works.Also, >
>>34475400Fel? Should we add 5 to Fel?
5 to which characteristic?>>34475412I usually do for extra sessions. The Thursday static one I just assume people know about. I can try to remember to do reminders though.
>>34475430It's good to Inquisit?
>>34475433I'm leaning towards Perception or Fellowship, even it out to 40.
>>34475381Can we go into the warp and smash a daemon into our sword yet?I want to use that nemesis blade alreadyAlso, opinions on >>34474331 >>34474241 >>34474194
>>34475400+5 to Agility. Ninjaflips best.
>>34475447(Per) or (Fel)
Are...are GK's our Goblins?Guardsmen are our Kobolds.
>>34475447Thanks. Some quests have wonky schedules, or QM's have complicated lives. Also, I am easily confused.
>>34475480We've typically just rolled really well when facing them, they can still fuck us up.
I think Ag and S are tied (or they were as of the time I hit submit)>  Ag>  S>>34475402Until ND has permanently banished to the warp, no Slaaneshi. Maybe a pleasure cult on a Hive World or something, but no actual purple daemons.
>>34475447T or S
>>34475537>  Ag
>>34475447Toughness.Or agility. I don't care which.
>>34475537>  S
>>34475537>>  Ag
>>34475537>  S
>>34475537Can't we just do what >>34475457 said, and just go to the warp for the explicit purposes of beating a daemon into our weaponry?As I understand it, in BC Slaaneshi whores actually give some of the best bonuses to weapons, unnatural agility, dazzling effects, concussive strikes, Etc.
>>34475537>Until ND has permanently banished to the warpSo never, then?Good.
>>34475537 >  S
SO.When the RT awakens, are we going to have another, PROPER Dinner?I'm fairly certain it will confuse to shit out of him.
>>34475577Yeah, not a bad plan, I think. I'm assuming the stronger the demon, the better the possession?
You find a book by Pikkoro Junia: "How to Dodge: The definitive guide"45 agility>>34475577Worry not about min-maxing your weapons but about the Tyranid Fleet behind you. Or the other daemons which will come after you in due time.
>>34475632Actually, with >>34474241's equipment, we should easily be able to solo an entire hivefleet assuming they wouldn't do orbital bombardments.By the way, any storm bolters on those Grey Knights? They do so love that shit
>>34475653You have a few back on the Raptor with the Termie armor. Plus one in your warp hole. Oh my.
>>34475674Alright, can we order up Wormbag to prepare to fit those stormbolters into our armor/chain fists? Because that's a combination that might actually work with our BS, considering we can punch and shoot.It'd be best if we possessed them first though, that means limitless ammo...maybe we can get the daemon pricess lady of change on that
>>34475674>Plus one in your Warp HoleOh my~Won't Ignitrix be surprised when comes face to face with it!
>>34475726Please do not bully the Feathery Loli (much)
>>34475734Can we bully her lots if it is gentle?
Shit, missed ANOTHER thread. That's 4 in a row now...Y'all faggots did great though. Dem crits... If the RT doesn't wake up by the time the main course gets here, let's have our daemonic retinue wake him up as they see fit.
>>34475709Sure I guess. He'll literally just move a pair of bolters from one pile to another. I'm sorta keeping your claws on a tiered upgrade system though. Otherwise shit gets too crazy too fast. Good ideas for future tiers though!
>>34475800Integrated Storm BoltersUpgrade from Chainfist to ThunderclawsAddition of another chainbladeAddition of power fist shenanigansNemesis blade addonDaemonic possession (Although that would be earned rather than tiered, right?)
>>34475394> Bully Commissar SilentNo no no, it's:> Bully Small Horn> Befriend Commissar Silent for his hat
>>34475800Bolters aren't stormbolters, they're hugely different.Storm bolters are far more close ranged, higher rate of far, far less accurate, but still very deadly.
>>34475827>Daemonic possession (Although that would be earned rather than tiered, right?)Yes.
>>34475800>Otherwise shit gets too crazy too fast>Khornette having a Blood Bath with a Puss-filled Nudist and a Tsundere Birdloli who is mad crushing on said Khornette, and may or may not have a stalker-shrine dedicated to said Khornette with the Center-piece being her Inquisitor Hat.>They adventure around pretending to be an Inquisitorial party, slaying the Evil Knights of Grey and Liberating Planets of their Mortal Chains, Diplomancing Cowardly Traders and giving loot from their campaign of liberations to the poor people who should be in insane asylums.Can't get much Crazier boss!I love it so much, holy shit.
>>34475849 When do we get Abaddons Arms?
>>34475846To that I say: Chaos. I ain't gotta explain shit.(He can screw with the ones there easily enough. Unless you're trying to argue such an upgrade belong outside of the tier system)>>34475852>MFW
>>34475884What arms?(When you find him and win)
>>34475827But we don't have a chainfist. We have chainclaws, and the chains are just rippy teeth of warp energy. Chainfists are different.
>>34475886I'm just saying stormbolters are a different weapon from normal bolters yo
>>34475886The worst part is.I wasn't even trying to be sarcastic, it can legitimately be taken as that from an outside perspective, what with 90% of our Cultists being refugees who are exercising religious freedom that would have them executed from their Oppressive Rulers.
>>34475800>Otherwise shit gets too crazy too fast.Other daemons are going to ambush us while we're trying to eat a pizza topped with skin and blood sauce, aren't they?
>>34475904It's basically a chainfist as it is
On the next Thread:We argue whether or not we should fill the blood bath with tiny Inflatable Rubber Skulls to represent our God, or our own tiny Rubber Duckies that wear brass armor and have VERY ANGRY EXPRESSIONS, or a mixture of both.And then.We weaponize them against Guardsmen and the more Annoying Cultists.>Khorne's face when the skull of a Spess Muhreen Chaplain appears on his throne with a rubber ducky wearing brass armor crammed inside of it's eye socket.
>>34475827So we shoot things full of bolter rounds with tearing into them with out claws? This is the bloodiest blood to the blood god.
>>34475919Cinder in a pope hat. Think about it.>>34475923Well they're certainly not going to drive by in their own starship that has TWO bloodbaths, thus causing a mad race to see who can pimp their ride faster.
>>34475852I just want to cuddle with that bird loli. She's 2cute.
>>34475982We need to make that shit start bubbling, but not boiling.Fuckin' Blood Jacuzzi mang.
>>34476003It does already.
>>34476018Well.Shit.Now we just it to start producing tiny blood dragons to do combat with Rubber Ducky.
>>34476050If Khorne bathed I am 2000000% certain that his bath is just the blood ocean and he watches as his bath water kills itself and everything near it.
>>34475961Rubber duckies with their heads replaced with skulls with angry expressions. Red, blue, and green.
>>34475924Compare them. >>34475904Go ahead, I'll wait.
>>34475577The first Slaaneshi whore we find, we are punching them into our sword
Dunno who requested it, but check out this pic of Ignitrix that was just done in a drawthread.
>>34477877This fills me with a burning passion to watch Cinder discipline the bird-loliOh so very gently