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>>34466527

Twitter: @ELHMk1
Normal Run Time: Thursdays @ 8pm EST (GMT-5)
Archive Link (includes sup/tg/ & moe links, waifu references, and other info):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZlPV-W2T9xDEzsSxYq8OLHnB7CKfB0eUAQyH4vj2lU8/edit?usp=sharing

Cinder’s Character Sheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10H9COxlc2Qaqkx5DTaihQJHazhc-_KKIS-Aon-VxluA/edit?usp=sharing

If you’re a die-hard lover of canon, I suggest you turn away now. I like to think I do Chaos and 40k in general justice though. The key thing at the end of the day is to have fun, whatever that means in this instance.

All rolls will go against a specified characteristic in the style of Black Crusade. You’ll want to roll under the characteristic value in order to pass the check. The more degrees of success (every multiple of 10 counts as 1), the more awesome of a result. A 1 is a guaranteed success, and a 100 is a guaranteed failure.

Best of three rolls when it’s called for, with a 1 or a 100 instantly taking precedence. If multiple characteristics are being rolled for, each 1d100 counts for its respective test. Any rolls prior to the call for one and those not linking said post will be ignored.

You may burn (i.e. gone forever) 10 infamy to completely reroll a check (i.e. three new 1d100). If you have above 10 infamy, you are allowed a single additional 1d100 roll for any check during a session.

If you have any questions/etc, now’s the time. Otherwise, I’ll push the first update in about 10 minutes. It should be said that tonight will probably be RP heavy as opposed to the usual combat overload.

Excessive meta goes to QTG. Blatant Samefaggotry will be ignored.

You may find this 4chanX filter list useful: http://pastebin.com/QxMu8Rrr

time to kick the birdy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkcNLtn2gtk

>>34466527
Hello.

The first order of business after gaining control of the archway is a long bloodbath and actual rest. It’s strange,in a way, letting your consciousness drift away from your actual body. Before in the Warp they were one in the same. Combined with the fact time was irrelevant there, you’re experiencing something entirely new. You don’t let all of your awareness go of course. Only a foolish mortal would do such a thing. Still, after eight hours of being nestled between warm satin sheets, you’re feeling right as blood rain.

Until you remember the fact you have to attend a Rogue Trader’s Dinner Party. And that you found a rather puzzling picture in your suite before drifting off to sleep.

The former is ten hours away though, so you can temporarily push the feeling of revulsion away. You need a clear mind for the day ahead after all. As your newest outfit, the twisted Inquisitor’s garb, is largely destroyed, you simply don your old, classic outfit for the time being. Which just serves to remind you that you’ll need something for tonight unless you plan on going in full combat gear. Decisions Decisions.

As for the picture, it largely speaks for itself. It’s a family portrait of the former Captain’s: him, his wife, and a certain Blank in a Commissar’s outfit.

So much to do today, so little time.

> You only have so much time before the dinner party, and each event may not be available at later times. Choose wisely.
> [1] Start the day with a visit to Wormbag. You need your Pauldrons fixed and a new outfit made.
> [2] The best part of waking up is a warm bloodbath with friends. Or the closest thing to them anyways.
> [3] You should visit Lazerus and see how the repairs are progressing
> [4] Perhaps you should check on Mr. Silent. Or is that Commissar Silent?
> [5] Write in

>>34466795
>[2] The best part of waking up is a warm bloodbath with friends. Or the closest thing to them anyways


bath first then wormbag!

>>34466795
> [4] Perhaps you should check on Mr. Silent. Or is that Commissar Silent?

>>34466795
>1
All work and no play makes one a demon princess

WERE IS EVERYONE!!!

>>34466795
> [2] The best part of waking up is a warm bloodbath with friends. Or the closest thing to them anyways.

>>34466795
>> [1] Start the day with a visit to Wormbag. You need your Pauldrons fixed and a new outfit made.

Remember Daddy asked Wormbag to upgrade our claws.

>>34466795
>[2] The best part of waking up is a warm bloodbath with friends. Or the closest thing to them anyways.

>>34466795
>[2] The best part of waking up is a warm bloodbath with friends. Or the closest thing to them anyways.

>>34466795
>> [1] Start the day with a visit to Wormbag. You need your Pauldrons fixed and a new outfit made.

>>34466911
>were
Where

But we'll come trickling in over the next 20 minutes or so.

>>34466795
>[2] The best part of waking up is a warm bloodbath with friends. Or the closest thing to them anyways.
After that we can get our new shiny claws.

>>34466527
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

I do believe a Bloodbath has won out. Writing...

>>3446679
>2
to start our day right.

we need to put the 40k version of a GoPro on and record our slaughter sometime

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>>34467109
like this?
http:images/1409240269888.webm

>>34467109
>we post videos of our slaughters on 40k youtube

>>34467204
shame we did not have one for the fight with the grey cunts

>>34467204
More like liveleak.

>>34466795
>1
I WANT MUH TERMIE ARMOR GODDAMN IT

>>34466795

In contemplating where to begin the day, you find your gaze wander towards the bubbling bloodbath. It seems silly, in retrospect, to have gotten dressed without properly cleaning yourself. At least the crimson pool will let you mull over things more. Speaking of…

As you slip into the delightfully pleasant plasma, you squeeze your microbead to activate it. “Acerea, Ignitrix, feel free to join me at your leisure. Bring your towel.”

Acerea’s the first to answer, chipper as always. “I’ll be right up~”

The second she’s done talking, Ignitrix cuts in. “We don’t need towels. Our skin absorbs the blood and converts it to…”

You squeeze the microbead again and place it within arm’s reach. Perhaps ten minutes pass before the first knock on your door. To your surprise, it’s the Lady of Change.

“I just happened to be nearby! Don’t get the wrong idea!” she exclaims, discarding her own robes and slipping into the bath across from you.

“Which is why you brought a rubber ducky, right?” you snicker as you point at the blue-colored toy that has popped up in front of her in the blood.

She immediately huffs and begins playing with her duck. After a few minutes of this, she starts to mumble, “Okay maybe I was looking forward to…”

“I’m here!” interrupts Acerea as she practically cannonballs into her own little corner of the pool. This causes a wave to wash over both you and Ignitrix, much to the bird’s dismay.

“Do you have to be so immature?” she asks.

“Duck,” you state calmly.

“HMPH!”

“Soooooo,” Acerea coos, “what’s on your mind? Or is this just a nice bonding moment for us?”

> [1] You might all be daemons, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a little girlish fun. Relax, tease Ignitrix, etc etc
> [2] Discuss the plan for dinner that night
> [3] Write in

(This is where we see if ya'll can do write-ins worth using)

>>34467298
ITS GREY KNIGHT SHIT! WE CAN'T TOUCH IT!

>>34467320
WE GOT OUR CULTISTS TO DO IT

>>34467315
>> [1] You might all be daemons, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a little girlish fun. Relax, tease Ignitrix, etc etc

>>34467315
> [1] You might all be daemons, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a little girlish fun. Relax, tease Ignitrix, etc etc


its time!

>>34467315
>[1] You might all be daemons, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a little girlish fun. Relax, tease Ignitrix, etc etc

>>34467315
>[1] You might all be daemons, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a little girlish fun. Relax, tease Ignitrix, etc etc
As for the dinner, it'd be nice to have a dangerous looking strapon handy in case the dickwad still wants to try something

>>34467315
> [1] You might all be daemons, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a little girlish fun. Relax, tease Ignitrix, etc etc

>>34467315
>3
"There's plenty to discuss about how to bring glory to our various gods, and as none of you are particularly fond of Slaanesh, I won't butcher you for doing that unless you get in my way."
"Besides, teasing Ignitrix is fun, if that's what you want to call bonding then I'm fine with that."

>>34467315
>3
Go see Wormbag.

>>34467315
> [1] You might all be daemons, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a little girlish fun. Relax, tease Ignitrix, etc etc

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Well, seems you're going to tease feather-tits. As to be expected. Writing...

If you have any choice ribbings, I'll try to work the first couple non-shit ones in.

>>34467501
we don't HATE you! you just respond so well to it!

>>34467501
Ask her how she became so talon-ted at magic.

Yeah, it comes naturally, but does she need to study?

>>34467501
Mock her about her tits being larger than ours despite being a loli

>>34467501
"I see you brought you own flotation devices."

Do you think that we should bring a small part of our 'retune' to Dinner this evening?

Also, we may have to go shopping, or find someone who knows how cloths work...

>>34467742
Mr. Silent and Cultist-chan.

>>34467771
>Mr. Silent
You want to take the guy whos presence makes us vulnerable to this meeting ?
Do you want to get us killed that bad ?

>>34467837
maybe

But seriously, it's a good trump card to have. Especially if we strap him with explosives beforehand.

>>34467315

“Well I figured after a job well done, we deserve a reward. That and I figure it’s a good time to learn more about one another. We really haven’t talked outside of battle in length, and knowing one another will let us work better together in the future.”

Ignitrix stares at you in disbelief. “Who are you and what have you done with Cinder?”

You wink at Acerea, then sigh. “And here I thought some as wise as a Lady of Change would realize the value of teambuilding. I mean, if I, a Herald of Khorne…”

“Are you trying to say I’m dumb?!”

“No, I’m just saying you might have more feathers than brains up there sometimes.”

She tosses her ducky at you then sinks lower in the blood. “I don’t know why I hang around you two…”

“Mmmm, because you love us, dearie~” chips in Acerea. “And you’re good at what you do.”

Ignitrix fires back, “Love? Hah. It’s more like a seesaw of hate from Cinder.”

You purse your lips and fake pout. “I don’t hate you. You just respond so well to my teasing.”

“That’s… I…”

“And weren’t you the one who basically asked to come with me?”

By now, only Ignitrix’s head is above the crimson liquid. “Give me my duck back.”

“I’ll trade it for my hat,” you say before tossing it back anyways. “What was with that anyways?”

“...I like hats,” is the only answer you get before she returns to her duck. Acerea and you share a glance and shrug.

> [1] Ask Acerea about her story
> [2] Wait for Ignitrix to stop sulking and ask her her story
> [3] Write in

>>34467837
he kills for khorn so he's cool in my book

>>34467916
>> [1] Ask Acerea about her story
Press Ignitrix afterwards.

>>34467865
No its not a good trump card to have. Unless there is a massively mpowerful Elder psyker on board of that ship there is literally nothing in the universe as vulnerable to his presence as us. In any given fight we would suffer more from his presence than any possible enemy.

>>34467916
>Ask Acerea about her story
THEN
>Wait for Ignitrix to stop sulking and ask her her story

keep writing

>>34467916
> [2] Wait for Ignitrix to stop sulking and ask her her story
She's a pretty high ranking daemon, isn't she? Must be a story there

>>34467916
>[1] Ask Acerea about her story

>>34467916
1 then 2

>>34467995

It's probably just a matter of whether we want to push Ignitrix or let her cool off a bit more.

For once, it seems you're letting the Lady of Change calm her tits.

Writing...

>>34468075

letting them cool makes for a more noticeable heating effect....

>>34467916

“So, Acerea,” you begin, stretching all the while. “What’s your story? I have no idea how you Plaguebearers come to be. Do you just grow from clouds of pestilence or…?”

The green-skinned daemon brightens and practically bubbles as she answers. “Not quite. I’m sure some plagues and diseases become so prevalent that Papa Nurgle elevates them, but that’s not where I come from. My origins are rather simplistic actually. There’s a moon elsewhere in the Calixis sector that just happens to intersect with a Warp Storm. A small one, but enough that it corrupted the moon utterly.”

She pauses and rubs some blood into her arms before continuing. “I more or less emerged from a conglomeration of Warp flowers fully formed. I wasn’t the only Plaguebearer to do so, but I was the first to return to tend to Papa Nurgle’s Garden.”

“That sounds... peaceful. I would have gone insane,” you offer. “I started off with Wormbag yelling at me and having to wrestle Blood Dragons.”

Acerea giggles in her usual motherly way. “My my, you’ve had to fight from birth. I suppose that’s what makes you strong.”

You shrug. “That or the fact I come from the massacre of Ograrth. Planetary desecration tends to be a powerful source of warriors for Khorne.”

She nods in an understanding way and falls silent. As a pair, you turn to look at Ignitrix.

“What?” she grumbles, still batting at her duck.

“We’re curious about you, silly,” muses Acerea.

“I’m certainly interested in how you became so talon-ted at magic,” you add. “Even if it’s not something I approve of.”

The duck flies at you once more. It makes a quacking noise as it bounces off your horns into the pool before you.

“If you must know,” Ignitrix starts, “I used to be an acolyte, long long ago.”

> [1] Pull rank immediately
> [2] Let her finish
> [3] Write in

>>34468609
> [2] Let her finish
Tease later

>>34468609
>[2] Let her finish

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>>34468609
> [2] Let her finish

Interesting.

>>34468609
>talon-ted
Hardy har har. Does she even have talons?

Cinder has conversational awareness, color me surprised.

>>34468769

Her feet definitely are like a harpy's, but her hands are more human in design. Her current reference sheet needs fixing.

>>34468769
She's a bird. It's a bird joke.

>>34468609
>[2] Let her finish

>>34468609

The Lady of Change waits as if expecting you to interject. When you don’t, she straightens up slightly. “Nothing? No ‘Inquisitor Cinder’ nonsense?”

“Would you rather I did?”

“Not really…” Her voice drops to a whisper. “Thanks…”

Acerea aww’s, then prods Ignitrix along. “Go on dear. If you want to, that is.”

“It’s fine. Just… been a while since anyone cared enough to ask. Anyways, yes. I used to be in the service of that blasted Corpse God in the Inquisition. Ordo Malleus, just like Gaelos was. I was one of those adepts the Inquisitors like to stick in libraries of the damned until they either go insane or come up with new ways to kill daemons.”

“And did you?” you ask, lightly tossing the duck back over to her.

“Yes, to both. When they tried to get rid of me, though, I ended up discovering I was a nascent psyker. I literally turned my former cell mates to ash.” She plucks up the duck and turns it into a larger, teddy bear sized one and hugs it. “After that I just… ran. And ran. Eventually I ended up in a Compact with other heretics. Long story short… Tzeentch took notice of my work and elevated me.”

“Do you need a hug?” asks Acerea, halfway out of the bath already.

“No, I’m fine. That’s all in the past anyways.”

Well, you weren’t expecting that. But at least now you understand where they both come from.

> [1] Discuss Dinner Plans
> [2] End the bath, head elsewhere
> [3] Write in

>>34469157
>> [1] Discuss Dinner Plans
And after that we head to Wormbag

>>34469157
> [1] Discuss Dinner Plans
Are we going to just kill them and take the ship, or dinner first?

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>>34469157
Wait a second, she's a daemon princess, not a lady of change!

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>>34469157
>[3]

Give birdbrain a headpat. Not a hug, a headpat.

>[1]

Then discuss dinner plans.

>>34469157
> [1] Discuss Dinner Plans
While teasing the poor bird, of course.

>>34469157
>[1] Discuss Dinner Plans
So, how do we kill this guy and sieze control of his ship ?

>>34469157
>>34469304
I'm okay with this.

>>34469157
>[1] Discuss Dinner Plans
Give a very patronizing head-pat for the birdie.

>>34469157
head pats, then dinner plans, finally talk about female demon things

>>34469157

In a rare display of compassion, you stand and wade over to pat the Lady of Change on the head. She immediately puffs up and moves away, but with the hint of a smile. Who says Khornate daemons lack empathy?

“Thanks for sharing,” you remark, moving back to your usual spot. “Now that that’s out of the way, we need to figure out what we’re doing for the dinner tonight.”

Ignitrix poofs away her duck. “I still can’t believe you agreed to it. Then again, after seeing how easily they knocked the Thunder out, I suppose it was the right choice. Regardless, it still feels like a trap.”

“Oh? How so?” asks Acerea, tilting her head to the side.

“Indeed,” you agree. “It seems rather convoluted to lure us onboard for… whatever… when they could have just destroyed this ship and bombarded us from orbit.”

“Convoluted is what I do, remember?” responds Ignitrix. “Even if there’s nothing sinister behind his offer, what are you going to do when he sees that you’re a daemon?”

> [1] Well you were hoping she had something for that
> [2] You’ll be fine. Rogue Traders are known for trying to fuck anything that moves
> [3] Write in

>>34469596
>> [1] Well you were hoping she had something for that

>>34469596
>We're going to kill him and take over his ship. They won't fire on us with a dead captain.

>>34469596
> [2] You’ll be fine. Rogue Traders are known for trying to fuck anything that moves

>>34469664
I'm pretty sure it's not his first rodeo, he's probably prepared for such an attempt.

>>34469596
> [1] Well you were hoping she had something for that

>>34469596
> [1] Well you were hoping she had something for that

>>34469690
The Grey Knight was prepared for us too.

>>34469596
>> [2] You’ll be fine. Rogue Traders are known for trying to fuck anything that moves

If anything, we should prey on this idiot's foolishness.

>>34469596
>[1]
It's a little impressive he blasted the Thunder like that, but it'd be good to have a plan.

>>34469690
If he's dead, the worst he could have done his give orders to destroy the ship, which doesn't matter because we got a better one then.

>>34469596
[3] Worse comes to worse I can just do what I usually do when things are an issue. Claw it to death, if it's not fixed, apply more claw! Simple right?

>>34469596
[2]&[3]
"If he asks, we're radicals. Considering he shot up marines at the drop of a hat I sought he'll give a shit."

>>34469596
>You’ll be fine. Rogue Traders are known for trying to fuck anything that moves

>>34469742
Or his crew could destroy OUR ship, and then destroy their own.

>>34469742
>If he's dead, the worst he could have done his give orders to destroy the ship
His OWN ship, maybe. RTs tend to be selfish fucks.

>>34469596

"I was just going to go with the intent of killing everyone, but if you have a better idea, would you care to share it with the group? Hey, we could all go! Make an evening of it, see who can gather the most influence over the ship during the course of the evening... If all else fails, I could just give him Small Horn and call it quits..."

>>34469596
>> [2] You’ll be fine. Rogue Traders are known for trying to fuck anything that moves

I *think* the general consensus is [2] with a bit of write-in flare. Someone yell at me if I'm wrong, else I'll get to writing.

>>34469894
Seems to be a lot of 1 as well

>>34469918

Yeah it's damned close. Went and recounted at [2] barely wins out.

Chances the RT has/is a Slaaneshi Demon(ette)

>>34469596

“I thought I might just say I’m one of the more radical Inquisitors. He did just blow a Space Marine frigate out of the sky without hesitation. I’m sure that sort of thing will go over fine.” You chuckle to yourself, then continue, “Besides, if that doesn’t work, I’m sure I can apply the classic ‘claw it until it’s yours’ approach.”

“It did work once before,” points out Acerea.

“Eh… I’d be less concerned if I could disguise you as a normal human for the duration of the affair. Of course that would mean I’d have to come with you as well. Something to think about…”

Indeed it was. Speaking of… you really should wrap this up before you waste the entire morning in the bath.

“I’ll think about it,” you say. “In the meantime, I suppose you both are free to remain here as long as you want.”

A peppy and a muted “Thanks” meets your ears as you pull yourself out of the bath and begin dressing once more.

> [1] Visit to Wormbag. You need your Pauldrons fixed and a new outfit made.
> [2] Perhaps you should check on Commissar Silent.
> [3] Visit Proditus to check and see if there’s been any whispers along the Astropath network
> [4] Write in

>>34470148
>> [2] Perhaps you should check on Commissar Silent.

>>34470148
>> [1] Visit to Wormbag. You need your Pauldrons fixed and a new outfit made.

>>34470148
>[3] Visit Proditus to check and see if there’s been any whispers along the Astropath network

ANYONE TALKING SHIT ABOUT US!?!

>>34470148
[1]

>>34470148
>1

>>34470148
[1]
Get swag.

>>34470148
>[1] Visit to Wormbag. You need your Pauldrons fixed and a new outfit made.
Claws and muuh Armor.

>>34470148
> [1] Visit to Wormbag. You need your Pauldrons fixed and a new outfit made.

>>34470148

> [2] Perhaps you should check on Commissar Silent.

>>34470272

Seems you're visiting Wormbag. Writing...

(Ignitrix will have an updated reference on the archive page shortly)

>>34470148
[1]
Long coat is a must, fancy gauntlets a must. Sweet hat a triple must.

>>34470373
This Anon should become Fashion Anon , that sounds classy as fuck.

>>34470566
>we replace our old hat with a nicer one
>Ignitrix starts scheming to take it from us
>as soon as she does, we go get an even sweeter hat
>featherloli trapped in an endless stream of fancy hats, forced to live in the closet in order to store them
>featherloli becomes touhou character, ditches plotting for the joy of lasers

>>34470148

Between Wormbag and Lazerus, the former Inquisitorial district is now a mighty Forge capable of producing and corrupting even the most blessed of weapons and armor. Great waterfalls of recycling blood sit next to cascades of molten brass, steel, and other such metals. Various anvils are strewn throughout the place, but the mightiest and largest of them all is worked solely by Wormbag himself. In all, it’s a rather impressive feat of engineering and Warp ingenuity.

Weaving your way between the bare-chested humans working the lesser anvils, you arrive in front of Wormbag in short order.

“So the glorious new Herald graces us with her presence,” remarks Wormbag sarcastically. “And here I was worried you’d forgotten about the one who helped make you what you are.”

“I don’t recall you wrestling Ork Warbosses or slaying Grey Knights. In fact, all I seem to recall you doing is working away at your…”

He holds up a clawed-hand. “Save it lass. Despite evidence to the contrary I’m actually amazed and pleased you made it this far. Now what do you want?”

“Well first…” You summon forth your ruined pauldrons. “I need these repaired.”

“Hrm… bolter round?” His eyes rove over the torn metal appraisingly. “Blessed and just missed you?”

“Exactly. Can they be fixed?”

“Simple enough. I can have them done within… what do these apes call it… a half hour?”

You sigh. “And here I thought you were a master Furnace-Daemon…”

He snorts. “Fine, you whelp. 15 minutes. What else do you want?”

“I believe our patron mentioned something about my claws.”

“Right, BESIDES that. I’ll get to those after the Pauldrons.”

> What else do you want?
> Write in

(I’m limiting the write-ins to a 10 minute period, then we’ll vote on the leading one(s))

>>34470759
>> What else do you want?
I want that weapon upgrade Daddy strongarmed Wormbag into giving us. Or do you remember it?

>>34470759
>Acquire Bitchin Hat
>Acquire Bitchin Cape
>Acquire Bitchin Boots
>Use the Bitchin set bonus to just walk in and OWN that fucking Rouge Trader.

Hey dress for success right?

>>34470759
>I'll bring over some Grey Knight Terminator Armor for you to fiddle with later.

>>34470802

> “I believe our patron mentioned something about my claws.”

Handled already

>>34470802
Oops, disregard that, I suck cocks.
I just missed the line, sorry. I should probably take that as a queue to get some sleep

>>34470759
>> What else do you want?
>Terminator Armor. TERMINATOR ARMOR:

>>34470842
>>34470815

Terminator armor isn't that great guys. It severely limits our agility and makes us rely on armor and toughness instead.

>>34467141
Those are shitty ass graphics.

>>34470759
> Well, I got all this new, slightly bloody collection of Terminator suits...

>>34470842
NO

>>34470759
>Some cool Inquisitor regalia

>>34470842
No.

>>34470759
>Write in
MUH TERMIE ARMOR
MUH NEMESIS WEAPONS

>>34470868
It's not for us, it's for him to fiddle around with.

>>34470868
Awwwww, Alright.
I'd like to add to >>34470921
>perhaps we could use the materials for an armor more suited to my style?

stop with the termie shit we are not a space marine

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Well 10 minutes is up, let's go through...

>>34470813
>>34470932

Could you be a little more specific? Else I'm likely to exercise artistic freedom and you'll end up with something similar to pic related.

>>34470951

What specifically would you like done with the Nemesis weapons? I'll casually point a certain natural 1 roll in the past, but it's your call.

>>34470973
Using such material will confer onto you a forcefield that cannot overload. I can go into more details about that if people don't know how they work in 40k.

>>34470868
Would be a great tool for our chosen mortal followers, though.

>>34471061
>What specifically would you like done with the Nemesis weapons?
I want give it to Wormbag to corrupt fully. Nemesis blade, the one we killed the Grey Knight with specifically.

Next, I want to ask him if he has any ways he can infuse daemons inside the weapon, so it can be powered. If that involves us bashing a bloodletter into it, so be it.

>>34471061
Yeah taht works for me, it looks pretty damn good to me, though i would think it should need some more leather segments so you're not overly exposed on the arm, leg and chest area since you never know when flames of Holy Might are used against you.

That and we run into fire alot...actually I think we might have a problem....

>>34471112
Second

>>34471112
Wouldn't that kind of ruin the point of having a nemesis weapon? we could just hammer a bloodletter into a regular sword and get the same result.

>>34471061
>Could you be a little more specific?
Black and red-trimmed greatcoat worn as a cloak (I.e. arms out of the sleeves), fancy hat, long gauntlets of some sort with open fingertips for our claws, fancy hat, rest I dunno.

>>34471228
It's the principal of the thing. Plus, a nemesis weapon is already particularly well suited to channeling psykic energy, is well-crafted from high quality material, and is has likely seen several decades or perhaps centuries of service that would result in a useful weapon spirit to serve as the base.

>>34471303
I'd prefer to wait until our chainclaws are upgraded before we talk about weapons. Heck, I'd just stick with our claws!

Would getting a Jump pack be a feasible equipment option? having one might help close the distance or DODGE...

>>34471424
You'd be better off just getting more Agi. Jump packs failing is never a good thing.

>>34471112
Wormbag just stares at you like you’re insane. “You want to hammer a daemon INTO a blade?”

“I’m not repeating myself.”

“Hah. You’ve developed a greater backbone. Yes such a thing is possible. In fact, it’s a common practice. Well, it is in the Warp anyways. In conjunction with Chaos Sorcerers, those of us in the hell-forges can fuse souls of slain mortals and daemons into new weapons. Unfortunately, there’s none of those here.”

“Would a Lady of Change do?”

“If you want her to be stuck here all the time, then by all means.”

---

Otherwise, Wormbag will make you up a new outfit as outlined along with everything else. Something stronger and less flammable than before for certain. You'll also gain a forcefield of strength 20.

Now the way forcefields will work in this quest is thus: If an action (failed roll or otherwise) results in Cinder potentially taking damage, I'll let you know before writing. You will then have the opportunity to roll against that strength value to see if you negate the damage. You may only use this once per session, just like the reroll.

Unless there's anything else, we'll say you exchange the usual "You suck" banter with Wormbag until he kicks you out to work. You have some spare time.

> [1] Perhaps you should check on Commissar Silent.
> [2] Visit Proditus to check and see if there’s been any whispers along the Astropath network
> [3] Write in

>>34471112
Seconding

>>34471456
> [1] Perhaps you should check on Commissar Silent.

>>34471456
>[2] Visit Proditus to check and see if there’s been any whispers along the Astropath network

>>34471456
> [1] Perhaps you should check on Commissar Silent.

>>34471456
>[2] Visit Proditus to check and see if there’s been any whispers along the Astropath network
We haven't visited him in, have we ever ?

>>34471456
> [1] Perhaps you should check on Commissar Silent.
Ask where he stashes his hat

>>34471456
[1]

Mr. Silent it is. Writing...

Also - I updated your claws on the sheet too. You now have the ability to pull people at range (not extreme range) towards you with Warp Chains by rolling BS+20

>>34471456
> [2] Visit Proditus to check and see if there’s been any whispers along the Astropath network
Mr. Silent won't have much to say, and besides, I wanna know how much our reputation has spread.

>>34471674
>"GET OVER HERE!"

>>34471674
GET OVER HERE!

>>34471682
But the hat!

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>>34471696
>>34471674
My body is ready

>>34471674
BRUTALITY

>>34471456
> visit Commissar Silent.

>>34471456

Leaving Wormbag behind to work in peace, you make your way towards the Medical Bay. There servitors wander between the patients and those treating them. At the moment, most of those present are “victims” of the arenas on the higher decks. Lacerations, broken limbs, and missing limbs are all commonplace. As you pass by, some reach out or offer prayers and praise towards you. It seems you’re slowly amassing a religious following somehow. You’ll deal with that later though.

Mr. Silent is in a bed far away from any other patients. Most of his body is wrapped in bandages, save his head. He’s currently reading a data slate but has otherwise not noticed you approaching yet.

> [1] THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THIS PICTURE?
> [2] Actually finish walking to him before speaking
> [3] Write in

>>34471881
>[1] THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THIS PICTURE?

>>34471881
>[1] THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THIS PICTURE?

>>34471881
> [1] THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THIS PICTURE?

>>34471881
>[1] THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THIS PICTURE?

>>34471881
> [1] THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THIS PICTURE?

>>34471881
>WHERE IS THE HAT??

>>34471940
This

Cripes. Writing.

>>34471881

“So do you want to explain why you’re in this picture?!” you yell towards Mr. Silent. He jumps and watches you approach with unease. Once you’ve reached the foot of his bed, you toss the photo onto his chest and fold your arms. “Well?”

He takes up the photo gingerly. After running a pair of fingers over the image of his mother while frowning, he tears the side containing his father free. This bit of scrap is immediately balled up and discarded. The remainder of the picture is propped up on the small bedside table before he returns his attention to you.

To your surprise, he offers out the data slate. A string of large text is displayed:

==Sorry==

> [1] Explain. Quickly. (Aggressive)
> [2] Explain. (Neutral)
> [3] Fuck it, you heard one sob story today. Might as well hear another.
> [4] Write in

>>34472126
2

>>34472126
>[1] Explain. Quickly. (Aggressive)

>>34472126
> [3] Fuck it, you heard one sob story today. Might as well hear another.

>>34472126
>> [3] Fuck it, you heard one sob story today. Might as well hear another.

>>34472126
>[1] Explain. Quickly. (Aggressive)
>No, seriously, wheres the damn hat ?

>>34472126
> [2] Explain. (Neutral)

>>34472126
> [2] Explain. (Neutral)

>>34472126
> [3] Fuck it, you heard one sob story today. Might as well hear another.

>>34472126
3

>>34472126
changing >>34472176
to
> [2] Explain. (Neutral)

>>34472126
Isn't 2 and 3 kind of the same thing?

>>34472126
>[2] Explain. (Neutral)

>>34472126
>[2] Explain. (Neutral)

>>34472270

[2] you stand there and get a short version

[3] you grumble and pull up a chair for the long version.

Sorry if that wasn't clear.

>>34472270
I would hope to is not listening to his sob story beyond the answer to our question.
The sob story is probably asking why he hates his dad or some shit.

>>34472289
Makes sense now

Short version wins with 6 votes. Unless I can't count. Writing...

>>34472289
The only part I care about is how we managed to become a Commissar despite being a Ship Captain's son.

>>34472126
> [2] Explain. (Neutral)

>>34472340
Blank.

>>34472363
That explains nothing.

>>34472408
Didn't Blanks become either Culexus, or pariahs, or Pariahs?

>>34472457
It still doesn't explain how he became a Commissar, especially since Commissars have to inspire people.

>>34472457
There are several levels of negative warp presence, the Culexus being at the most extreme.

>>34472126

You exhale through your nose and reign in your anger. “I don’t have a lot of time today. Just tell me why you’re no longer a Commissar, and whether or not you’re okay with a daemon being in charge.”

His eyebrow furrows as he withdraws the pad. After a bout of furious taps against the surface of the data slate, he offers it out again.

==That picture is years old. Mom/Dad divorced. Dad took over this ship and left us behind on Ograrth. I was part of the defence forces when the daemons attacked. I couldn’t save her. I was forced to escort nobles and high ranking officials to safety instead. I haven’t been able to speak since then.==

There’s a bit of spacing, then:

==I don’t mind you or that green one==

So he doesn’t know about your relation to Ograrth, and his mother dying is what prompted him to turn to Chaos. It’s something you’ll have to deal with sooner or later you suppose, but not right now. As for the latter bit, at least he’s not typing “Die Daemon Die.” Plus he did apologize…

> [1] Tell him you expect him on his feet as soon as possible
> [2] Tell him to get some rest and return when he’s able
> [3] Just nod and walk away
> [4] Write in

>>34472491
The Commissar's job is to ensure that their men are more afraid of those behind them than those ahead. Blanks inspire fear at the most basic level just by being there, never mind once he starts doing things.

>>34472592
>> [2] Tell him to get some rest and return when he’s able

>>34472592
>[3] Just nod and walk away
Too many sob stories for one Herald.

>>34472592
> [2] Tell him to get some rest and return when he’s able

>>34472592
> [2] Tell him to get some rest and return when he’s able
Ask him where his hat is

>>34472592
>[3] Just nod and walk away


>I don’t mind you or that green one
How generous of him ...

>>34472592
> [2] Tell him to get some rest and return when he’s able

>>34472659

Friendship Level 2

I'm semi-serious. Or you could just find another commissar and beat him to death for it.

All those bleeding hearts here. Holy shit.
Guy fucked up on his job and nearly got us killed.

>>34472592
[3] Well wishing is for the weak.

I'm intrigued by the implication that he DOES mind Ignitrix. Did she have a hand in events, I wonder.

>>34472592
>[3] Just nod and walk away

>>34472701

He hasn't seen her yet.

>>34472592
>> [3] Just nod and walk away

>>34472725
As far as you know.

>>34472697
fuck you dude

>>34472592
>1

>>34472592
>> [2] Tell him to get some rest and return when he’s able

>>34472592

Rather than offer any sort of encouragement or disciplinary remark, you simply nod and begin to walk away. This seems to sit fine with Mr. Silent as you hear him return to reading with a few slow taps. Wait… you forgot to ask him his actual name. Oh well. You can just have someone else look it up later.

For now, you have just enough time to pick up your gear from Wormbag before having to head to the shuttle bay for your dinner carriage.

> [1] Go with Ignitrix’s plan to disguise the pair of you
> [2] Go by yourself, in full armor
> [3] Bring along the gals
> [4] Write in

>>34472592
>[3] Just nod and walk away

>>34472866
>[3] Bring along the gals and go in full armor.

>>34472866
> [1] Go with Ignitrix’s plan to disguise the pair of you

>>34472866
>3
>2

>>34472866
[1]
Not a total disguise, though. Just cover up the feet, shrink down the claws and horns, maybe move our skintone a few shades closer to normal. Getting caught trying to look completely human makes it look like we were trying to infiltrate, whereas getting caught just mitigating features makes it loom more like we're just trying to look a bit less off-putting to our host, in addition to being much more explainable in the event that we need to rend some fuckers.

>>34472866
>Go with Ignitrix's plan
>Bring along the gals

>>34472866
> [1] and [3], just in case things go south (in space?)

>>34472866
>[2]&[3]
>Go with gals in full armor

>>34472945
seconding

>>34472945
More importantly it keeps us intimidating.

>>34472945
sounds good

>>34472945
Second

>>34472945
Yea, I think this is our best bet to avoid the two biggest issues at hand.

>>34472945
This while bringing Acerea along.

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>>34472981
>>34473010
>>34473041
>>34473120
>>34473124
>people actually liked one of my suggestions for once

[1] and [3] are tied.

Would you like to just combine the two?

It should be said that she's only able to do >>34472945 in that case. Total disguise is only available when it's the two of you. But I think you guys are going for the mix anyways.

>>34473203
Nah, I say we leave Acerea to hold down the fort. Plus, nice as she is, nobody really wants to have a Nurglette at the dinner table.

>>34473258
Agreed.

>>34473203
Yeah combine it.

>>34473258
She is our first mate, though I would like to keep all the important friends close by and not in places that can be turned into space dust in case we fuck up.

>>34472866
[1]

>>34473203
We can need her around in case it goes south though, I'd rather keep our important crew members
Those two,
Close by.

>>34473310
Nurgle's shit is tough, she'll be fine. In any event losing the ship would just toss her back into the Warp for a while.

>>34473203
If all three can be somewhat disguies, yes.

Alright, seems the gals are coming along and Ignitrix is making you all seem less daemonic.

Acerea will even be given the illusion of wearing clothes!

Writing...

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Something like this? I lament that she isn't flat since I'm not the best drawer of breasts.

I also have no idea how to clothe her, despite the reference image(s).

...can Ignitrix just pass herself off as 'Inquisitor Cinder'? It's not like the rogue trader knows anything about us other than our voice. And surely a Lady of Change would love to get her claws on another pawn for any present or future schemes.

>>34473399
Cute. I suddenly like her now

>>34473399

She can be flat-ish if you want. Chaos and all that. Go for an ornamental robe of sorts.

>>34473423

She could indeed.

>>34473445
Yeah, Feather-tits would know more about how an Inquisitor acts, wouldn't she? Y'know, when they are not enslaving people in their daemonic libraries.

>>34473550
She's too easily flustered to pull off a good Inquisitor act. We've got the blunt, forceful personality for it. She can be our personal scribe or something.

>>34472866

It doesn’t take you long to assemble your fellow daemons together in the Docking Bay. Well, the important daemons sans Wormbag, anyways. Ignitrix already looks like a sanctioned psyker, complete with white hair and psykana robes. Acerea is less green and her occasional boil less prominent. She’s also sporting a black cloak that makes her actually socially presentable. As for you, you’re in full war gear.

“You sure that’s what you want to go with?” asks Ignitrix, already weaving the illusion that will shrink your horns and make it so your feet appear clad in boots.

“This way it’s less infiltration and more mitigation for our host’s sake,” you reply.

“No, I meant the armor and what not.”

“Hi, I’m Cinder.”

She sighs. “Fine. If you change your mind about who you want to act as the actual Inquisitor on the way over, let me know. But as soon as that door opens and he hears you speak, I can do only so much illusion wise.

“Fair point. Seems our shuttle is ready.”

Five minutes later you’re out into the void of space. The shuttle will make use of the planet’s gravity well to easily slingshot you to the Inferno. You have a few minutes to finalize your plan.

> [1] Stick with what you have. =][= Cinder, Ignitrix scribe, Acerea ???
> [2] Have Ignitrix be the =][=, you’ll be a mute bodyguard, and Acerea…
> [3] Write in

>>34473670
>> [1] Stick with what you have. =][= Cinder, Ignitrix scribe, Acerea ???

>>34473670
> [1] Stick with what you have. =][= Cinder, Ignitrix scribe, Acerea ???

Letting the bird pretend to be us is going to lead to a world of pain.

>>34473670
>[1] Stick with what you have. =][= Cinder, Ignitrix scribe, Acerea Medicae?

>>34473670
>[1]
Should Acerea be our second in command?

>>34473670
[1]

second choice asks for nongood shenanigans.

>>34473670
> [2] Have Ignitrix be the =][=, you’ll be a mute bodyguard, and Acerea…
can be the Inquisitor's wife!

>>34473670
> [2] Have Ignitrix be the =][=, you’ll be a mute bodyguard, and Acerea…

Acerea can be something Jurgen-esque. Pass it all off as a skin condition. As for occupation, our xenobiologist.

Cinder sticks to her guns. Well claws. Writing...

For weaponry purposes, I think as it stands the best kit we can eventually end up with goes something like this

One daemonically possessed chain fist, with an integrated storm bolter, also possessed.
The other possessed chainfist should have the Nemesis blade we looted integrated into it, allowing it to slide out and stab the enemy.

Or, considering the way chainfist are, we could simply wield the Nemesis blade along with the chain fists, if so put another Storm Bolter onto that.

>>34473670
>1
Though, why is Cinder in full armor? I thought we were just combining 1 and 3?

>>34473670

A soft thud notes your landing in the Inferno’s Docking Bay. After checking yourselves over one last time, you pop the hatch. Outside, a man in the gaudiest set of clothing you’ve ever seen is flanked by two militant-looking women with bolt pistols on their belts. The six of you square off with one another, only for the man to come forward the second before the silence becomes awkward or tense.

“You must be Inquisitor Cinder, judging by your extravagant skin.” He takes up your hand and shakes it without pause, adding, “I am Lucius van Rosmalen, at your service.”

He pulls away, bows, then motions at the vessel around him. "Welcome to my ship, the Faithful Inferno. Though, now that I've seen you in person, I'm afraid it's less impressive than I'd hoped. My Inferno's light pales in comparison to your radiance unfortunately. Still, she's served me well as long as I've been Captain. Just like any woman, you see," he smirks. "Treat her right and she'll treat you right back."

> [1] This mortal can’t be serious (Per)
> [2] This is just a Rogue Trader being a Rogue Trader
> [3] Write in

>>34472697

You can't blame him man, he's a blank, Grey Knights are not only shpasse mareehns, but all of them are psykers too, so ones powerful enough to warrant termie armor could have probably felt him on the ground from orbit.

What is a soft, squishy mortal going to do against slightly less soft and way less squishy majorly longer-lived mortal supposed to do?

>>34473895
>> [1] This mortal can’t be serious (Per)

>>34473895
> [2] This is just a Rogue Trader being a Rogue Trader

>>34473895
[1]

>>34473912
>ones powerful enough to warrant termie armor
That would be all of them.

>>34473895
>> [2] This is just a Rogue Trader being a Rogue Trader

>>34473895

>1
Play the part, but keep an eye on him.

I still hold he is a Slaneeshi in disguise...

>>34473895
[1]
Nigga what. He sounds nothing like he did over the vox.

>>34473436
Glad you like it.

>>34473445
Ehh, but you specifically mentioned she isn't - even if it might be just her trying to out-perform Cinder and Acerea. I'll just hold off on making her DFC until it actually happens for reals.

Anyway, ornamental it is.

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>>34473895
>[2]

>>34473938

And most of them make a regular spess marine look like initiates in comparison.

If you go by fluff, anyway.

Also way more heretical, if you go by fluff, what with one or two wielding daemon weapons and what not.

>>34473399
>>34473999
Oh, also related to this. Since I'm not that deeply versed with WH40K stuff, does Chaos have its own language or runes or symbols? I tried googling but couldn't find anything.

I believe staring really hard at him has won (barely)

1d100 go!

>>34474028
So does that one space wolf. And one of the minotaurs, I think.

>>34474060

Not particularly. You have the 4 major marks of the 4 major gods, but it's pretty much bunk after that.

AFAIK, anyways.

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>34474064

>>34473780
This sounds overkill as fuck.
That being said, we'd effectively be able to kill nearly goddamn fucking everything if we Made them lightning claw-chainfists

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>34474064
Khorne bless my dice.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>34474064

>>34474064

>>34474085
>>34473780
Is this actually fucking possible?

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>34474064

What do we spy with our Khornate Eyes....

>>34474088

Just -barely- passed, apparently.

>>34474088
>>34474087
>>34474084

You pass by 2. Writing...

>>34474113
Not really. You'd need terminator armor just to power all of it, not to mention swing around

>>34474083
So there's a red god, a blue god, a green god, and a purple god (there's even a black-white god), but are there yellow and orange gods?

>>34474083
Aww man. Guess it's okay to go with generic mystical magic marks then for decorative things.

>>34474128

ONE THREAD I WILL NOT DROP MY TRIP. ONE THREAD.

>>34474132
Yellow is the Emperor. Orange is the Emperor on a bad day.

>>34474132
They're Gods, not Power Rangers....

Wait a minute....

>>34474128
Can't we power it with ANGER AND HATRED?

>>34474128
If it needs power, why don't we just power it with MAGIC?

>>34474132
Big E and Khala Mensha Khaine Respectively

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>>34474113

Lightning Claw/Chain Fist combos are a thing, and made by ~Mortal~ hands using Conventional Non-Warp logic.

The master of the Space Sharks has it.

BEHOLD, THE ULTIMATE EXPRESSION OF KHORNE WORSHIP.

>>34474128
>Not really. You'd need terminator armor just to power all of it, not to mention swing around
Considering our strength, in black crusade we're easily within capabilities of having it one-handed like that, 60 strength is pretty stronk.
Powering comes through daemonic possession, so does the ammo.
Although I think gaining some sort of powered armour would benefit us, I'm not sure terminator armour would be best as it is.

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>>34474132
What bout Gork and Mork? That makes three green gods.

>>34474194
so we just need to get some "Competent" chaos spess marines then.

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>>34474194

>Gaining Power Armor

I bring you a Thing that I found, and liked.

>>34474157
>>34474167
That's why you hammer a daemon into it.
Works with ranged weaponry after all, they suddenly gain infinite ammo.

>>34474180
It's lightning claw/chain fist/integrated storm bolter or Nemesis blade.
I was more thinking along Horus' Talon lines though, with the fingers of the fist itself being the claws, while we have the "Chainsword bayonet" design on the end

>>34474229
NotaDaemon/10

>>34474229
a sister of khorne? Nice.

>>34474229
I like it as well. Is that a Khornate Sororitas?

>>34474279

The picture is named "Khorne SoB" so I'm assuming that yes it is.

I like it, though apparently Khornate possession removes the armor tits.

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>>34474229
I personally was thinking about the Incubi warsuits, which are power armour as well, but unlike the Imperium it thankfully retain's the user's agility.

>>34474229
>chaos SoB
Gross.

>>34474331
Oh god, I'm getting an artificer boner from how fucking overpowered this all sounds

>>34474332

It's a thing that happens, and it makes a HELL of a lot more sense than anything the Grey Knights do.

>>34474356

Heretek* Artificer boner, my friend.

>>34474332
Yeah, Sisters who fall to Chaos are super lame, but if we could somehow sabotage a convent's teachings to where we'll have a bunch of Khornate Sisters one day, then that'd be swell.

>>34474377
We're an Inquisitor, we can just order someone to build it.

>>34474372
Artificer is a blanket term.

But seriously, oh god, Incubi power suit means agility while hauling around insta-death gauntlets which fire chaos bolts because possessed, but they can also do ranged attacks because chain-fist shenanigans

>>34474377
Or we can just abduct a bunch of little girls and form our own Cinderian Sisterhood of Slaughter.

>>34474377
I like it!
>>34474399
But that's not subtle at all, and even though I like the way Khorne - and Cinder - thinks, that kind of thing requires subtlety, doesn't it?

>>34473895

You might be imagining it, but there seems to be a small quiver to the Rogue Trader’s voice. And not the kind that comes from seeing a daemon in the flesh. No, this is something else entirely, if it’s there at all.

Deciding to follow a hunch, you ask, “I’ll take your word for it. But I’m curious, did you simply assume my skin would match my name or…?

“Oh but of course!” he quickly replies. “You Inquisitors are an enigmatic bunch after all, not unlike us Rogue Traders. But come, come! We have dinner to attend! No sense standing here amid a filthy docking bay and risk dirtying your beauty.”

Khorne why.

> [1] Stare really hard once more (Per)
> [2] To dinner, you guess.
> [3] Write in

>>34474422
>[1] Stare really hard once more (Per)
I smell a spy

>>34474422
>[1] Stare really hard once more (Per)

And by stare, I mean perceptivly glare at him

>>34474422

Oh god he fell in love with us.

Or he's planning an ambush.

Or he's a spy.

Or he's not actually the Rogue Trader.

>>34474422
>3
"I'm a daemon, not that I'm unwilling to have dinner but I'm just making it painfully obvious I'm a daemon"

>>34474417
Fine, we'll order Feathertits to do it. She's subtle.

>>34474422
Did nigga ain't the rogue trader. He's a proxy.

>>34474448
Second, if we're going to murderize them then lets do it.
But otherwise we should make it clear

>>34474422
>[1] Stare really hard once more (Per)
>[3] The Hardest

>>34474406
Yeah, I can see it now:
>Cinder's in charge of the Adeptas Khornate
>Acerea's in charge of the Nurglite Hospitaller
>Birdbrain's in charge of... priests and confessors will be replaced by sorcerors.

Commence with the glaring

1d100

>>34474460
She's also a qtp

>>34474469
Fuck no, dude, that's second-course talk at the earliest.

>>34474422
[1]+[2] Stare hard while going to dinner.

>>34474422
Is Cinder black/tan right now?

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>34474491
>Khorne on the cob

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>34474491

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>34474491
Crits for the crit god! Rolls for the roll throne!

>>34474511
Based Anonder.

>>34474528
That was almost a crit, therefore you are dangerous to have around.

>>34474511
GET THE PYRO!

>>34474511

We glared at him so hard, our glare refracted back to us, and then returned to him amplifying our glare ten thousand fold.

>>34474511
>>34474513
>>34474528

You stare the hardest anyone's ever stared before.

Writing...

>>34474559
Jiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>34474571
I'm depressed that I got that reference so quickly.

>>34474571
HOW DID YOU FIND US IN THE FUTURE!?!

>>34474578
To what? It's a generic "I'm staring at you" thing.