Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>34466281
Rollan

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>34466281

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>34466281

>>34466316
Low

>>34466337
Good.

>>34466342
Oh hey, look who leveled up enchanting.

Writing.

>>34466342
>>34466342
>Oh hey, look who leveled up enchanting.
and this is already a good thread

>>34466357
Score!

Threadly reminder that the updated eBook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
>>34466342
Dice gods know what's up.

>>34466342
perfect

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>>34466357
This is the proudest roll of my life.

>>34466357
Woot woot, love the sound of that

>>34466342
we're only just starting and already the dice are in our favor!

>>34466511
They will abandon us soon enough.

>>34466551
As soon as we try to use casting, at least

>>34466551
We'll be fine as long as we don't try any Casting.

>>34466576
>>34466578
no mysticism either.

>>34466594
Yeah well, we're 20 points better at that than casting. At least it isn't as likely to explode in our faces.

>>34466614
true, but mysticism and summoning will still fail. Casting'll just hurt us. We're reliable in fighting, enchanting, flexing, cooking, and waifuing. And once we add posing, we're basically set forever

>>34466594
Hey, our fuckup in mysticism got us Slendere. If anything, I like how we aren't that good at it.

>>34466664
>botch a roll in summoning
>"Oh hi Slendere."

>>34466680
i think that's a nat 100 now. Botch is Kaede's grandmother's boss fused with that thing that had a hold on Chris

>>34466711
And it's friends.

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>>34466281
In fact, it went so well that you feel even better about your level of enchanting. Between you and Kaname, who is with you for lunch, you think that you could probably out enchant any student on campus and a few of the teachers. With your recent knowledge, you and Kaname have been digging through her old book to see if you can find anything useful.

You’ve spent less time helping than she has digging through it of course, seeing as it’s her book and she keeps it rather close to her most of the time, but you feel that you’ve gotten a grip on it. Well, a basic grip. Her book is a goddamn goldmine, but half of it is in ancient languages that neither of you know and some of which you suspect are completely dead or forgotten.

It’s with a sigh that you lean back and rub your eyes, finishing off the last of your water as you do so.

“So, we’ve found two things that we could use,” you say to her, “One which is dead easy, the other which we’ll need to work together on.”

“But the added benefits to your combat ability are well worth it,” replies Kanami.

“True,” you reply, “But it’ll take some time.”

“Not as much as…” Kaname says, and then stops.

You look at her and then she blushes, but doesn’t say anything.

>Ask Kaname why she’s blushing.
> Ignore it, go back to your combat enchantments.
>Other.

>>34466772
>Ask Kaname why she’s blushing.
botherbotherbother

>>34466772
>Ask Kaname why she’s blushing.

>>34466772
>>Ask Kaname why she’s blushing.

>>34466772
>Ask Kaname why she’s blushing.

>>34466772
>Ask why she is blushing
The world needs to know

>>34466614
But it did.
Literally.
Remember how we met slendere?

>>34466772
>Ask Kaname why she’s blushing.
she totally enchanted an all-purpose magic dildo

>>34466867
*as* likely, obviously it does still happen

>>34466867
success or fail, John has never been a very low-key character

>>34466891
I'm trying to think.
Have we ever done ANYTHING subtly?

>>34466772
why do you ask question you know have only one answer.
>Ask Kaname why she’s blushing.

>>34466772
>Ask Kaname why she’s blushing.

Yeah yeah. Calling here.

Writing.

>>34466900
Flex.

>>34466900
i was going to mention that nice, quiet date we had with Chris way back when, but I think we animated chopsticks and freaked her out a little bit, so even that's out

>>34466946
no we thought about animating chopsticks. We decided against it. I think it was the only idea of mine we decided against.

>>34466945
top kek

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>>34466281
HPQ, on my off day! Thank you based Guide!

I'm the gif guy, for anyone who cares

>>34466772
>Ask Kaname why she’s blushing.

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>>34466772

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkAVfsw5xSQ Relevant.

Kaname doesn’t blush often, at least not unless you’re actively being physical with her. So it twigs you that she is blushing.

“Kaname,” you ask, “Why are you blushing so badly?”

She doesn’t speak for a few seconds, then starts talking while looking at the table.

“I…I found something,” she says slowly, “I think it could be…helpful.”

“What did you find?” you ask her.

“You can’t laugh,” she says seriously.

“I promise I won’t laugh,” you say, mouth already quirking slightly.

“I went…I went looking for love enchantments,” she says, her cheeks turning even redder.

You raise an eyebrow at her.

“I’m a girl ok, I wanted to know even if I already have you,” she says, “It’s just one of those things. So…to my surprise I found one.”

You raise both eyebrows at this, honestly surprised that she found anything.

“I was surprised too,” she says, “but it wasn’t quite what I thought it was. It turns out…it turns out it was a combat enchantment. A combat enchantment that was based on relationships, emotions, the stronger the better.”

“So…” you say, motioning her to continue.

“So…so it means that you could quite possibly be one of the most powerfully enchanted individuals ever,” she says, “As long as you keep…keep gaining girls,” she blushes.

>You can’t help but laugh a little…
>Ask for more details.
>Tell her you don’t want to do it.
>Other

>>34467245
>Other
>Let's do it!

We don't need the details.

>>34467275
I agree fully.

>>34467245
>I have you and the girls. Unless someone comes to me of their own free will, I don't really need anyone else

Frankly speaking, we're doing pretty damn good for ourselves.

>>34467245
"Sounds like it was made for me. Let's do it."

>>34467245
>Ask for more details.
As if we needed any more reasons to make the harem grow.

>>34467245
I didn't think the power of love was this literal.
Well, seconding >>34467305

>>34467275
>>34467305
both of these
it sounds like a great enchantment, but we shouldn't go chasing infinite power when we have plenty of women who care about us already

>>34467305
This guys got it

>>34467245
>Tell her you don’t want to do it.

>>34467245
>You can’t help but laugh a little…

>>34467245
>>You can’t help but laugh a little…
>Hysterical variety.
>The growth cannot be stopped
>ia ia harem phtagn

>>34467305
This but, kind of romantically

>>34467245
Sounds like one of those powers that may be needed to save the world some day. Good to have on reserve, even if we don't need it otherwise.

>>34467245
Chide her with "And Just how many would I need huh." start reciting the list of girls and then the army we have in the back and the witchball team. "Do i still need more?" Make the blush too great.

>>34467245
>>34467275
I support this course of action.

Alright looks like, you want to do this.

But you don't actually want to just grab girls willy nilly.

Writing.

>>34467245
>Let's do it
but...>>34467305

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>>34467483
Thanks for making sense of our rambling.

>>34467483
Yeah just sekereis. Is that the plural?

>>34467275
>>34467305
both fit pretty together pretty well, I think. After all, it's the strength of the bonds that matter, not the number

>>34467510
Sekirei is plural.
And no. We're not becoming Higa or Mikogami.
Never.

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>>34467305
I'm guessing it's something like
"Enchanted creature gets +X/+X where X is the number of 'Harem member' creatures on the field"

>>34467510
not all of them. Just akitsu

Did you know that there is no picture of her smiling? Feels bad man

>>34467555
and we make one for all the girls
preferably in the form of wedding rings

>>34467483
>But you don't actually want to just grab girls willy nilly.
Of course. It's quality over quantity.

Which makes me wonder if there isn't another guy on compass doing just that. Having an army of girls, but because he does it for power alone, the bonds are much weaker than ours is with our girls.

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>>34467568
But there is.

And it's more bad feels.

>>34467553
The point I was trying to make is that we're not gonna go against their concept of destiny and soul mates. That's what made those two so detestable in the series.

And we do our best to help her.

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>>34467669
I know. I'm just a tease.

I'm sorry.

>>34467669
oh god I forgot she smiled right before that happened why would you do that to me Gale

we have to help her

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>>34467701
Don't break my heart, Guide.

Akitsu ;-;

>>34467701
I'm sad now.

>>34467722
We will anon. We will.

>inb4 one of the bitchier sekirei call Akitsu 'broken' and we OHKO them

>>34467731
>>34467774
I said I'm a tease anons.

Not a cruel bastard.

You just have to wait.

>>34467774
All this sad Akitsu makes me want to read In Flight again.
For all its faults it did have a happy Akitsu with lots of funny interactions.

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>>34467796
>You just have to wait.

Waiting warmly.

>>34467796
Aye, though it might hurt our hearts and souls, we shall wait as long as needed to see a true, happy smile on her face.

>>34467836
Pretty much every good, long sekirei story has Akitsu. In flight is not the only one, and isn't even the best, though it is still somewhat decent.

>>34467931
Could you reccomend some?
The only one I've really read is In Flight, and that's thanks to TV Tropes.

>>34467836
No amount of sad Akitsu will ever make me want to read In Flight again.
Blessing is the worst kind of Nasufag, the kind that won't shut up about mechanics to the detriment of everything else *and* is completely wrong about said mechanics.
I do want happy Akitsu, though.
Mutsumi a shit.

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>>34467245
“Frankly speaking Kaname,” you say, making her look at you by touching her hand, “I think it sounds right up my alley, but I don’t need to be running around trying to add random girls to our group. I don’t WANT to be doing that. I want all of you.”

Kaname blushes at this as well, but she also seems to calm down slightly.

“Well, I like the sentiment,” she says, “But there are a couple things you need to know. For one, we…I can’t do it yet.”

You look up at her, “We can’t do it yet?”

She shakes her head, “No. It’s one of the most complicated ones I’ve ever seen and it requires a full body enchant for the main recipient, namely you. It also scales with…the depth of the bond, so it actually wouldn’t give you much benefit at first, if ever.”

“So, it’s actually a good thing that I don’t want to do that then,” you say.

“Yes, and a little no,” Kaname says, “If you can get that many girls to actually care about you…” she shakes her head, “I don’t know how powerful you could get. But it’s up to you.”

You’re interested in…

>First enchantment. 100% success rate. Provides boost based on Kaname’s enchanting level. Straight boost.
>Second enchantment. Will require roll for time. Provides a boost based on your and Kaname’s enchanting level. Straight boost.
>Love enchantment. Requires Kaname to reach Legendary level enchanting. Provides scaling boost based on harem level and harem member.

>>34468099
>Second enchantment. Will require roll for time. Provides a boost based on your and Kaname’s enchanting level. Straight boost.

>>34468099
>>Second enchantment. Will require roll for time. Provides a boost based on your and Kaname’s enchanting level. Straight boost.

We can add the love enchantment to our to-do list.

>>34468099
>Love enchantment also requires a small anchor for other parties.

>Such as a ring.

>>34468099
>Second enchantment. Will require roll for time. Provides a boost based on your and Kaname’s enchanting level. Straight boost.

>>34468099
>Second enchantment. Will require roll for time. Provides a boost based on your and Kaname’s enchanting level. Straight boost.

>>34468099
So what, we can't upgrade the level later?

>>34468099
>>Second enchantment. Will require roll for time. Provides a boost based on your and Kaname’s enchanting level. Straight boost.
>>Love enchantment. Requires Kaname to reach Legendary level enchanting. Provides scaling boost based on harem level and harem member.
Can we do one now and one later or only choose one?
If so love because we already love them very much.

>>34468099
They're aren't mutually exclusive are they?

>Second enchantment. Will require roll for time. Provides a boost based on your and Kaname’s enchanting level. Straight boost.

>>34468147
>>34468099
>>34468134
>>34468142
>>34468152
>>34468157
>>34468164
>>34468173


>None of these can stack as all are full body enchantments.


Sorry guys, I forgot this part. Don't kill me.

>>34468099
>Love enchantment.

>>34468099
>Second enchantment. Will require roll for time. Provides a boost based on your and Kaname’s enchanting level. Straight boost.

>>34468099
>Second enchantment. Will require roll for time. Provides a boost based on your and Kaname’s enchanting level. Straight boost.

>>34468099
>Love enchantment. Requires Kaname to reach Legendary level enchanting. Provides scaling boost based on harem level and harem member.

think of the long term games this is harem protag quest people

>>34468180
Then we should probably hold out for the last one. It'll take longer to kick in but it's our best boost.

>>34468180
I am a sucker for the love mechanism.

>>34468016
that depends entirely on what you're willing to read. If you want crossovers, then pick literally any crossover and you'll probably find Akitsu in there.
For non-crossovers, Warrior's Way is definitely one of my favorites- and it got me reading the author's work, which turned out to be pretty damned great- alongside Hopes of Ascension. There's only about 300 non-crossover stories on FF alone, and filtering through them will certainly cut that number down by a lot.

>>34468099
Let's go love. We can wait for it to work. We can totally wait.

>>34468099
>Second enchantment. Will require roll for time. Provides a boost based on your and Kaname’s enchanting level. Straight boost
We'll talk with everyone about the love enchantment in a while, when everyone does care for us that much

>>34468180
Oh well, then let's go with the Love one then. Longest wait, but biggest possible payoff.

>>34468099
>>34468176 This is me
Swapping my vote to Love enchantment due to

>>34468180

>>34468204
*gains

>>34468180
If we can only have one there is no reason not to wait for the best one.

Would this stop us from enchanting our body in other ways?

>>34468180
Oh, well in that case let's go with
>Love enchantment. Requires Kaname to reach Legendary level enchanting. Provides scaling boost based on harem level and harem member.

>>34468180
We'll wait for love, then

>>34468180
maybe revote because that changes our opinion greatly?

>>34468180
in that case, swapping >>34468231 to love enchantment.

>>34468180

>>34468157

Switching to Love.

>Love enchantment. Requires Kaname to reach Legendary level enchanting. Provides scaling boost based on harem level and harem member.

>>34468099
>Love enchantment. Requires Kaname to reach Legendary level enchanting. Provides scaling boost based on harem level and harem member.

>>34468099
>Love enchantment.

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>>34468180
You dun fucked up, Guide

>>34468180
I think that mattered a lot. It looks like love is now in the lead.

>>34468099
>Love enchantment. Requires Kaname to reach Legendary level enchanting. Provides scaling boost based on harem level and harem member.

I guess this because there is no stacking. Unless we can do temporary enchantments?

>>34468099
>>Love enchantment. Requires Kaname to reach Legendary level enchanting. Provides scaling boost based on harem level and harem member.
It's a long way off. People don't get Legendary status overnight. But... this is tg.
The mission of each true knight is a duty- nay, a privelige.

>wasting our tattoo on this
>when we can probably make a better version later on

>>34468180
While they don't stack, can they later be overwritten? cause I think most of us think the choice is final.

We're totally going to have to put some effort into making Kaname a force to be reckoned with now...

And since we can't stack these enchantments, until then we should probably focus on what we CAN do with our enchanting skills.

I hate to sound like this, but guys: parry magic. On our sword. We can just Souls our way through battles until we get that upgrade.

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>>34468099
The Power of Love is the strongest.
Its the perfect fuel for our spells.

>>34468222
Thank you, kind sir.

>>34468099
>Love

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>>34468180
>Love Enchantment

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Yeah, so I fucked up good.

To clarify.

These are all final, tattooed on enchantments, that will be invisible when not in use.

I will not be "teasing" you later with better possible upgrades. I'd like to get your enchantment stat into combat, but I know how creative /tg/ can get, so I'm going to keep it a little limited.

The love enchantment also requires a link to the other person. Something with permanence, like a ring or jewelry, perhaps another tattoo.

There are benefits to all of them, so I'm going to post here one more time.

Sorry.


>First enchantment. 100% success rate. Provides boost based on Kaname’s enchanting level. Straight boost.
>Second enchantment. Will require roll for time. Provides a boost based on your and Kaname’s enchanting level. Straight boost.
>Love enchantment. Requires Kaname to reach Legendary level enchanting. Provides scaling boost based on harem level and harem member. Needs and anchor on the other person.

>DO NOT STACK AND CAN'T BE REMOVED.

>>34468537
>Love enchantment. Requires Kaname to reach Legendary level enchanting. Provides scaling boost based on harem level and harem member. Needs and anchor on the other person.

>>34468537
>>Love enchantment. Requires Kaname to reach Legendary level enchanting. Provides scaling boost based on harem level and harem member. Needs and anchor on the other person.

>>34468537
>Love enchantment. Requires Kaname to reach Legendary level enchanting. Provides scaling boost based on harem level and harem member. Needs and anchor on the other person.

>>34468537
>Love enchantment. Requires Kaname to reach Legendary level enchanting. Provides scaling boost based on harem level and harem member. Needs and anchor on the other person.
Honestly, there really isn't an option here.

>>34468537
>Love enchantment. Requires Kaname to reach Legendary level enchanting. Provides scaling boost based on harem level and harem member. Needs and anchor on the other person.
ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE

>>34468537
>Love enchantment. Requires Kaname to reach Legendary level enchanting. Provides scaling boost based on harem level and harem member. Needs and anchor on the other person.

>>34468537
Or that ancient communication device that's made of gold we were planning to give everyone.

>>34468537
Alright we got it, and I think we're already clear on this, we're going for broke on the power of love.

What's Kanamis enchanting level at at the moment, anyway?

>>34468537
love is legitimately the only one we can possibly improve over time, even if it starts out weaker. We're trading in raw starting damage for scaling potential that can become monstrous.

>Love enchantment.

>>34468537
>>Love enchantment. Requires Kaname to reach Legendary level enchanting. Provides scaling boost based on harem level and harem member. Needs and anchor on the other person.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmezIIrFQmY

>>34468537
So whats the point of a full body tattoo when a few threads from now we could bullshit asspullery ourself a better one the size of a dime?

>>34468639
master, same as us. I think

>>34468537
>>Love enchantment. Requires Kaname to reach Legendary level enchanting. Provides scaling boost based on harem level and harem member. Needs and anchor on the other person.

>>34468663
because this requires legendary enchantment skills to do, period. Our bullshit asspullery would be letting us do the array at all

>>34468537
>Love enchantment. Requires Kaname to reach Legendary level enchanting. Provides scaling boost based on harem level and harem member. Needs and anchor on the other person.

>>34468620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-pFAFsTFTI

Calling here guys.

Sorry, I know I fucked up.

>>34468635
Everyone already has one.

>>34468607
>>34468639
>>34468649
There are legitimate bonuses to both.

>>34468663
Because there is a limit to bullshit asspullery. There's plot based asspullery, then there's complete bullshit. See>>34468706

>>34468537
>>Love enchantment. Requires Kaname to reach Legendary level enchanting. Provides scaling boost based on harem level and harem member. Needs and anchor on the other person.

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>>34468727
>Sorry, I know I fucked up.

Don't worry Guide, we still love you anyway.

>>34468727
it's all good man. I think the big issue was that people thought they could stack them at first

>>34468830
I didn't expect stacking , but I thought at first that we could just upgrade from one to the next

>>34468807
I'm fine with whatever, so long as we can work together with Nanoha and kaname to create a focus to turn our love for our harem into a beam of cohered destruction.

>>34468883
...
Yes.

oohh just a thought lets have the girls pick what they want as a binding to John when get the tattoo like if akeno wants a ring and chris wants a pendant or what ever

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>>34468727
Guide? Psst, Guide?
Can we do some posing a là
>>34468393
When we tell Kaname we chose the Power of Love?

I foresee her either asking us if we went crazy or having the mother of all nosebleeds. Possibly both.

I wonder how long we could get away with Princess Bride quotes before the girls notice

>>34469014
The odds of them or us being familiar with princess bride is rather low

>>34469014
They will never notice

>>34469055
inconceivable, even

>>34469062
It's inconceivable.

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>>34468936
I believe this version is more appropriate.

>>34469014
only one way to find out

>>34469014
>>34469055
good point, lets start quoting the Princess bride and find out.

>>34468537
>Love enchantment. Requires Kaname to reach Legendary level enchanting. Provides scaling boost based on harem level and harem member. Needs and anchor on the other person.

Looks like I have a movie to watch....

>>34469172
even if it weren't for the quest, it's a classic movie that everyone should see at least once.

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>>34469172
>Looks like I have a movie to watch....

You never watched the Princess Bride?

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>>34468537
“I think that we should look into the love enchantment then,” you say to her, “If only because I think it will go the longest way and I’m not sure how far we have to go,” you say.

“Alright,” says Kaname, nodding along with you, “I see your reasoning, even if it’s going to be a pain in my ass,” she looks at you, “You better stay the way you are John, or I’m going to regret this even more than just losing my time with you.”

You take her shoulder and pull her close, giving her a kiss on her cheek, which she takes and then places her head on your shoulder.

“You won’t Kaname, I promise,” you say.


It’s now much later in the day and for once you aren’t at home cooking. Not that you mind, it’s just unique enough to note. You promised all of your girls a date when they wanted one and Akeno was the first to jump on it. This was the first night you had free and she demanded it. You had no problems giving it to her, which gave you the sight of her smiling like a schoolgirl when you said yes.

The date has proceeded in a way that was…very normal. Except for the fact that Akeno has been dragging you around everywhere like an over-eager mastiff with its hapless owner. Dinner was at a perfectly average family restaurant, Akeno seemed eager to chat about completely normal girl things and now she’s taken you shopping at a perfectly average…

>Jewelry store.
>Lingerie store.
>Clothing store.
>Other.


>>34469203
>>34469208
I've watched part of it, just not all of it.

>>34469203
some always case me to be unable to finish that movie like fight

>>34469237
>Clothing store.

>>34469237
>Jewelry store.

Is there any hidden point to this?

>>34469237
>Lingerie store.
You know she would

>>34469237
>>Other
>>S&M Store

It's Akeno. She wouldn't take us anywhere else.

>>34469237
>>Lingerie store.
to for awkward moments

>>34469281
Here, I picked it because it allows us the oppertunity to do something with Akeno NOT sexually related.

Clothing store is possible exception.

>>34469237
>>Lingerie store.
>>34469288
You're probably right.

>>34469237
I'm torn. On the one hand, lingerie store's probably the most in character. On the other, jewelry shopping with Akeno is a fucking adorable concept.

rolling for it. Even lingerie, odd is jewelry

>>34469237
>Lingerie store.

>>34469237
>Jewelry
we can have her pick out her catalyst for the love enchantment!

>>34469281
Just what kind of interaction happens.

>>34469237
>Lingerie store.
Because she would

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>>34469288
I 100% Agree.

>>34469346
shit, let's try that again

>>34469172
I'd almost tell you to drop what you're doing and watch it now, but quest...
>>34469237
>Lingerie store.

>>34469237
>Lingerie store.
>The good one.
>No, the GOOD one.
>The S&M Lingerie Store.

alternatively
>Jewelry store.
Girls like shiney stuff right?

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>>34469172
>>34469237
>I've watched part of it, just not all of it.
...how did you stop watching it once it started? It's pretty much the perfect movie.

>>Lingerie store.
She would. And she'd find a way to lewd anywhere else, too. At least here, we're expecting it.

>>34469380
That's the name field, mate.

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No one wants to have a normal, happy day with Akeno. It's all the sexy times. Because that's all anons see her as

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>34469380
damnit

>>34469356
no we get the jewelry catalyst as a gift with out her knowing

>>34469237
>Lingerie store.

Alright looks like you're going shopping for undies.

Writing.

>>34469431
I want the jewelry as a surprise gift for the girls

>>34469237
I have to role play properly she would take use tp a lingerie store and we know it. Personally I want her to take us to an amusement park powered by magic ... cue tunnel of love or Ferris wheel.

>>34469431
don't be sad, anon.
They're not to blame if Akeno's sensuality overpowers her other, just as appealing personality traits in their eyes. They'll see how great she is one day.

>>34469455
Yes. We see which one she likes, but doesn't buy because it's too expensive, and that's the one we come back for. That's how it works.

>>34469431
I would love a jewelry store date. But it's in-character for Akeno to drag us into a lingerie store, even if it's just to tease us. Of course I also fully expect her to start crying and ask us why we like her, because she's extremely scared of rejection of any kind

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>>34469507
>We see which one she likes, but doesn't buy because it's too expensive, and that's the one we come back for. That's how it works.
Nigga gets it.

>>34469523
>But it's in-character for Akeno to drag us into a lingerie store
And what, never take us anywhere else? Is all she is capable off are things sexuality related?

>>34469431
Well, I disagree, Sir Anon. We are just choosing an option that sounds like something she would do.
That said,

>>34469237
> Clothing store

Because while she is normally a very flirty and, dare I say, Lewd girl, right now she is trying to have a normal date with her boyfriend, and nothing is more normal to a girl on a date than dragging her boyfriend to hold her shopping bags.

>>34469507
john dose not need any help i just knows

>>34469507
*He

>>34469557
Damn my atrocious writing speed!

>>34469431
Well I feel like a bastard now.

>>34469561
>>34469593
uh, what?

>>34469663
I think it's supposed to be, "John does not need any help he just knows.

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>>34469611
At least you care to think about. I fear to many anons see Akeno solely as 'Sex' or Tatsuko as 'cuddle' and nothing else. It's disheartening.

my hope is this we walk past the jewelery store see the ring or whatever a quick window stop by akeno john makes a mental note and the we had to the lingerie store
>>34469663

>>34469744
i was dealing with a phone call at the time

>>34469507
>Yes. We see which one she likes, but doesn't buy because it's too expensive, and that's the one we come back for.
absolutely. Or we request a custom job. Maybe a mirrored image of some kind, one side gold and the other silver, because of her being half angel and half demon?

>>34469550
>And what, never take us anywhere else? Is all she is capable off are things sexuality related?
Of course she is. That said, she really likes teasing John. Sexually and otherwise. And I want us to get her jewelry, but I want it to be a surprise what we get. Which means going alone after watching her walk by the store, rather than going shopping with her and not buying things she likes there, which would make her sad for a little while.

>>34469826
was it a good phone call?

>>34469876
plans for dinner

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>>34469861
maybe something like this?

>>34469920
is that good dinner or bad dinner?

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>>34469237
You are in a perfectly average lingerie store. This is of course where Akeno would take you, even if just to twit your sensibilities. So you are doing the normal boyfriend thing for her, standing outside the changing room awkwardly with a pile of lacey frilly things that while you’re sure you’d appreciate on her, it’s still a little…yeah.

Anyway.

Akeno hasn’t been in their too terribly long, but it’s been enough for her to go through several sets and the last one she took in was a slightly racy black set. Hopefully she gets done soon so you don’t have too…

“John, can you come here for a minute,” Akeno calls.

Shit. Well shit and not shit but now you have to go in there…

Glancing around, you make sure you aren’t being looked at, then you duck into the changing room.

Yup, Akeno is in lingerie and she’s standing there looking at the mirror.

“Does this make me look fat?” she asks, glancing back at you. You’re not sure if she’s kidding or not.

>No.
>Yes.
>Of course not.
>Other.

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>>34469962
>Of course not.

Damn, woman would look good in MUD.

...Mud.

>>34469949
what are we ganna eat for dinner tacos if your wondering

>>34469962
>>Yes.

>>34469962
"Wow"

>>34469962
ITS A TRAP
>Other.
>Akeno, wearing those you look just as beautiful as you always do.

>>34469962
>Other
>"Only your breasts."

>>34469962
>No.
>Of course not.

"Are you nuts? You're beautiful. You look amazing in this."

>>34469962
>Yes.

>>34469962
>Other
"What fat?"

>>34470017
i support this one
>>34469962

>>34469962
>Of course not.
"More gorgeous than usual? yes. Fat? never."

>>34469962
>Of course not.
>>34470041
>>34470017
Siding with these.

>>34470012
>>34470055
Trolls in the dungeon.
We should say "Not particularly, but I think I have and enchantment for that." We need to redirect this inquiry.

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>>34470036

>>34469962
How about,
"Akeno, it's physically impossible for you to be anything less than imcredibly sexy. I'm not even exaggerating here. You look gorgeous.'

>>34469962
>Yes

>>34470103
"Not particularly, but I think I have an enchantment for that." We need to redirect this inquiry. Sorry Typo

>>34469962
I think the general consensus is that we panic slightly, tell we think she's beautiful, and that she looks great it in.

And no you don't look fat

>>34470017
this. Then eventually remember how to talk, and move to
>>34470041

>>34469962
>Of course not.
*nose bleed*

guys she is trying to fluster us don't give in. ... at least not yet.

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>>34470174
>guys she is trying to fluster us don't give in. ... at least not yet.

If she's trying to fluster us:

1.) It's working

2.) Who cares? It's funny.

>>34469962
>Yes

whatcouldpossiblygowrong.gif

>>34469962
>Other
>No matter what you think of yourself, I will love you the same.

>>34469962
>Of course not.
>>34470004
Most women look good in mud.
>>34470010
Tacos are good dinner. It is good call. Original answer achieved.

Looks like

.....

Then "You look gorgeous."

>>34469962
Thats not how clothing works

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>>34470223
>Most women look good in mud.
Most women don't look good period.

>>34470218
that sounds like she's fat and we know. This kills the John

>>34469962
She's messing with us.
>>Yes.
"Immense. Truly gargantuan. Like a hippo, only less attractive. Oh, you is fat."
Total deadpan.
...
>>No.
>>Of course not.

>>34470243
TOP KEK

>>34470226
>Thats not how clothing works
this is so much better.
The snark is back

>>34470243
Unless you're in a harem anime setting.

>>34470243
Agree to disagree.

>>34470243
Yeah well, we aren't all as gay as you

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>>34470298
A good point.

And these snark ideas are alright, but I'm fine with honest to goodness enrapturement or dry wit.

Because think about, what might throw Akeno the most? A honest moment of love, or a joke she might expect of us? Especially if she's raring to go for a joke at our expense. It might throw her for a loop and make HER blush.

>>34469962
Smirk and say yes

Bitches love smartasses
Plus it's something John would say

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>>34470370
Disgusting women will never match the beauty and purity of traps!

>>34470243
Heh, what are you even doing here?

>>34470471
He's here to watch John flex

>>34470449
LEAVE from here and never return

>>34470449
Hideyoshi is neither woman nor man, for Hideyoshi is both and neither at the same time. Hideyoshi is unity. Hideyoshi is love. Hideyoshi is life.

>>34470449
>tfw no traps

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>>34470449
what about whatever Homura is now?

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>>34470522

>>34469962
>other
If it did, I'd still want you.

>>34470280
nah. She expects the snark. She doesn't expect an honest, loving compliment

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>>34470545
Futanari filth

"only the good parts"

>>34470574
is he futa now? I thought he was a male-identifying shemale or reverse trap

>>34470599
>is he futa now? I thought he was a male-identifying shemale or reverse trap
Homura still has the 'important part'

>>34470599
no its a full body change from male to female

>>34470568
Its a loaded question anon, there is only one answer, and it ain't snark

>>34470652
I know, but we are snarky enough for her to expect it

>>34470631
so probably shemale then. I don't think he ever mentioned getting a vagina

>>34470669
Thats not how women work anon

>>34470631
I think for a bit it was an in between issue. I think I remember one instance of "OH SHIT IT'S ONLY UP TOP!"

>>34470706
does that mean you believe all women think the same way?

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I know this doesn't fit into the predetermined schedule for this week, but could we squeeze in some time for a sentience meeting with our harem?

Kaede still needs to be informed shes sentient, as she doesn't realize it yet. And last meeting, before any serious discussion happened, we had to free Chris. Also, it would be a good opportunity to ask the girls what they have always want to do/try, as we can support them as only a harem mc can. Discussing OOC goals and and strategy would be good too.

Are the black abominations recognized in the show or they're just purely an outside influence?

>>34470725
The majority do.

>>34470696
Homura is officially female now, I thought.

>>34470730
seconding this

and the black abominations are in the show, but are sentient as well. The fight in the bathroom didn't have any kind of blocker so it was all caught on camera

>>34469401
The Rodents of Unusual Size got him.

>>34470707
>I think for a bit it was an in between issue. I think I remember one instance of "OH SHIT IT'S ONLY UP TOP!"
I seem to remember something like that, where at one point he's in between? Been ages since I read, admittedly

>>34470743
I think that is a bit of a jaded perspective, nevertheless I respect your opinion and your right to have it. Personally I have found huge disparity in the way people think both men and women.

>>34470767
>>34470730
Black shadows are not in the show in an official capacity.

>>34470730
Not to mention we need to test the angles before we add then to the harem then...

>>34470767
actually it did have a field up

>>34470794
>>34470799
ah, sorry. I though that was an actual scene, since we pushed a plot point

>>34470784
And I see your opinion and call you retarded for having it

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>Other
"Fat? Of course not." Then move in close for the kill "I think you look better in nothing at all."

>>34470827
>>34470798
well since the angels helped john in the field the monsters set up the sentient

>>34470794
So all people saw of that bathroom scene was John walks in, and then walks out with a fatigued Kaede and a bunch of startled women? Sounds hilarious.

>>34470890
god fucking dam it missed typed
*their

>>34470895
so a man walks into a bathroom, and walks out with a lesbian and a swarm of angels...

>>34470946
Not to mention when we had the swordfight she mentioned our bathroom battle specifically

Maybe it's taken as a cut scene or something?

>>34470946
>lesbian
Not anymore

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>>34470946
Just read this from the front page. What is this all about and could you please tell me more?

>>34471036
the aftermath of a fight scene between us and the black goo vomited out of the lesbian and then the lesbian's grandmother, which was like a more blatantly evil-looking slenderman

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>>34471036
She could be bi.
She should be bi.
Threesome-Train CHOO CHOO!

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>>34470946
>lesbian
Not anymore because of us, anyway

>>34471036
It's more then you want, but less then you hoped

>>34470895
I'm guessing the entire scene was never showed. It's plausible that the viewers cut straight to returning home after "Grandma" revealed she knew about Kaede being a lesbian.

The angels might have required some throwaway lines from the narrator, though.

>>34471036
Synopsis of one of the more recent threads in this quest.
And the lesbian MAY or MAY NOT have turned into a bisexual

>>34471076
Oh jesus, reading archives now.
>>34470794
Hey Guide, the OP has linked to thread 29 for quite a few threads now. May want to fix that.

>>34471030
yeah, she's probably bisexual now. Might still be full-lez though, which I would prefer. Every harem protagonist needs a bro that isn't in the harem, and she's the closest thing we're going to get in an almost all-female school

>>34470854
>Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
>Nothing at all!
>Nothing at ALL!

>>34471080
Sorry, meant to quote >>34471030

>>34469962
>Yes.

Nothing wrong with a little fat in all the right places.

>>34471107
Yeah, well, it's Kaede's decision whether she wants to be bro or lover, and if she decides we're just too sexy not to tap then it can't be our fault

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>>34471080

>>34471080
>sharing

>>34471100
thread 29 was misarchived. The link in the OP is the foolz version so people who want to archive binge can find that particular one.

>>34471162
Nothing wrong with girls the we enjoy enjoying each other as well.

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>>34469962
You don’t immediately answer, instead letting your eyes wander over Akeno once more. You take in her frame, near perfectly balanced, curves in all the right places, long, luscious black hair. All of your girls are attractive, you know this, they know this, everyone on campus knows this…it’s a moot point to talk about.

It’d be hard to even compare your girls, they’re all different enough from each other in height, body type and coloring that each has their own charm.

But.

If someone held you over a fire, tortured you for days on end and burned out every last nerve on your body making you say which one you found the most attractive…you’d give Akeno a slightly larger percentage than the rest of them for her name coming out.

But only after torture, because you’re not a goddamn idiot.

You’re not sure how long you check out while checking out Akeno, but it’s long enough that it requires her to snap her fingers under your nose to get you to pay attention again.

“John?” she asks you again, teasing you a little, “is it taking you that long to think of an answer.”

“No,” you reply, “I was just admiring how beautiful you are again.”

You’re not sure why or how, but something in your tone and wording makes Akeno blush deeply.

“You’re not supposed to do that,” she says, almost pouting at the mirror, “You’re supposed to say something that I can make you embarrassed for.”

>>34471107
except for Jeeves

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The amount of people still assmad at the idea of Kaede being a lesbian then becoming attracted to us/falling in love with us is hilarious.

>>34471215
Jeeves is, unfortunately, too awesome to be constantly in the show yet

>>34471200
“Sorry,” you say, walking up to her and wrapping one of your arms around her stomach and the other around her shoulders, holding her close to you, “But I’m just completely honest when it comes to how I feel about you.”

“Mmm,” she says, leaning back into you, “I guess that’s one of the reasons I like you so much,” she says, tilting her head to give you a kiss on your neck.

Smiling at her kiss, you tilt your neck so she has better access. You feel her push back against you, your arms wrapping tighter about her.

“So, Mr. Honest,” she asks, “Do you have any other things you’d…like to share at this moment.”

>Nope.
>I think there is…
>I think you should buy these so we can take them home and take them off again.
>Other.

>>34471200
What? The obvious nosebleed or erection isn't embarrassing enough?

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>>34471080
>Threesome
>not hexasome
Get on Galt's level.

>>34471239
>I think you should buy these so we can take them home and take them off again.

>>34471239
>>I think there is…

>>34471239
>I think you should buy these so we can take them home and take them off again.
Bueno

>Let me go pay for that, so I won't feel bad tearing it off you in 20 minutes.

>>34471239
>>I think you should buy these so we can take them home and take them off again.

>>34471199
Thats your opinion and its shit

>>34471239
>I think you should buy these so we can take them home and take them off again.

>>34471239
>>I think you should buy these so we can take them home and take them off again.
there is no other option.
Also, we'd be teasing HER with this, and Akeno is a secret masochist on top of her open sadism.
It's the only answer.

>>34471288
She can't help it, it comes from her father's side... Which is a whole nother basket of cats.

>>34471239
>I think you should buy these so we can take them home and take them off again

Not like we have anything else planned.

>>34471239
>>I think you should buy these so we can take them home and take them off again.
>>34471080
Threesome? really anon? Our first time was a threesome. One of the reasons for buffing our physical is to satisfy the entire harem at once

>>34471200
"You want embarassed?"
>Start rocking the changing room.

>>34471239
>>I think you should buy these so we can take them home and take them off again.

BOW-CHICKA-WOW-FUCKING-WOW

>>34471245
I can't fucking UNSEE THAT NIKE SWISH.

>>34471200
>>you’d give Akeno a slightly larger percentage than the rest of them for her name coming out.

Yeah, well, Akeno might be hotter but Tatsuko's boobs are better. You can't nap on Akeno's boobs, not nearly as much neck support for that

>>34471239
>>I think there is…
Embarassing, huh?
You just know someone on the public morals commitee will be passing by. I find I enjoy annoying them.