Twitter: @HeroRenaask.fm/BlueLarro>Last time on HERO QUEST!>We joined Rena as she uncovered a secret that had been hidden away for many years. Both the Hero and Villain Associations were formed under a similar contract, by a single man, and were both being kept running by a single machine. This machine is the same one that contains the AI for Big Boss and The Dictator. After changing a few simple rules within computer's code Rena went to go see Queen of the World to question her about why everyone was wearing cat ears. Her friend appeared to be quite depressed so Rena decided to help her run a fashion show.>We now join her loyal servant as she deals with the aftermath of the show.
Mistress is ill...She has been like this for 5 hours. A fever and other symptoms I can't quite place. I have been doing my best to care for her but it seems nothing I do is working.My knowledge of the human body is so... Inadequate. What kind of maid can not care for their mistress?Not even her favorite club soda is working.I'm at a loss.
>>34372270"Other symptoms"? show us her face.
>>34372270Doesn't Robonurse live across the hall?
>>34372270Ask your medically orientated robo sister for advice.
>>34372270Explain the other symptons. She might be in shock of something or someone. Has she been doing anything while ill? Watching tv? Curled in her bed? Looking at the computer?
>>34372270seriously you're a maid not a nurseget your sisterand you call rena's friends stupid, damnguess this is why you're one of them
>>34372270See if doing a provocative dance in a skimpy outfit by her bedside makes her feel any better.
>>34372270>What kind of maid can not care for their mistress?A fairly normal one. A maid is domestic help.IF this is a medical problem, then it required a medical solution.
>>34372270What happened? Maybe she's just embarrassed after the show and seeing Lolu naked.Maybe ask your sisters if they have any clues what's wrong.
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>>34372270get your sister or bridget
>>34372397confirm whether or not she actually has a pulse.
>>34372270Did she happen to eat something suspicious ? because that sound like a food poisoning.
>>34372397Wait, Bridgette was at that show too. Is she sick as well?Maybe we can have a sick pajama party or something. Build pillow forts, tell stories, that stuff.
>>34372411...it's not someone's Rena Love Pillow, is it?
>>34372270Well, how MUCH of a fever?And what other symptoms? does she just feel bad? Is she leaking? WHAT is she leaking?
>>34372463Are you suggesting that Robomaid has a Rena love pillow?
>>34372469>>34372463>>34372454>>34372411Show us the patient We will do no wrong
>>34372492No, merely that Robomaid might have accidently mistaken one of her mistresses guests pillows for her mistress
>>34372511That you can prove, or will have direct impact.
Wait does this rena have boobs?
>>34372270Well, it's important that she gets plenty of fluids, and some easy-to-digest nutrients. Has she suffered from vomiting or other intestinal problems?Also, try to keep her fever from getting too high. A fever is a bodily function that's meant to destroy bacteria and viruses by heating them up until they can't survive. However, it can also be harmful to the patient if it gets too intense. Some diseases are deadly only by provoking a severe reaction from the body's immune system.
>>34372324She has been doing nothing but laying in bed and sleeping.>>34372291>Robomaid goes to Rena's room. The hero is indeed just laying in bed and staring off into space."Mistress?"R: "Hey Robomaid.""Do you need anything? Should I get you some lunch? You haven't eaten all day."R: "Nah.""Are you sure?"R: "Yeah."See? She is clearly ill. There is no way she would turn down food. I am worried she will die.>>34372346I... That is true. Still, I feel rather helpless as I am. I want to take care of all of my mistress's needs, not just domestic things.>>34372469She is not leaking anything as far as I can tell. And her fever isn't too bad.>>34372336I don't think that will help.>>34372309That is true. I shall call her. I was hoping to solve this problem on my own...>It's a quick trip, Robomaid returns with her sister in tow. The robot examines Rena from head to toe.RN: "Rena is... Perfectly healthy. She is a bit warm but she is not dying of suffering from any illness I can cure. If you want I can give her something to make her go to sleep for a few weeks while her body recovers from whatever malady she has."
>>34372463She said she has a fever. A pillow wouldn't get that hot, would it?
>>34372617Oh fuck, It's Rena's innocence. WE KILLED IT.
>>34372630hot water bottle?
>>34372617>a few weeksThat seems... a little much. Wouldn't she starve to death? To say nothing of having to use the restroom.If her body is fine, the problem is in the mind. Maybe she needs a friend to visit. Call Bridget or someone.
>>34372617Her innocence MAY be damaged.Apply kitty liberally to her in an attempt to distract her.
>>34372617Ah, I see what the problem is. She's not ill, she's emoting. The human body will often heat up and blush in response to certain stimuli. Ask her if she's been stimulated by anything recently.
>>34372617>I... That is true. Still, I feel rather helpless as I am. I want to take care of all of my mistress's needs, not just domestic things.Run an internal diagnostic.That doesn't sound right.Are you supposed to have wants?
>>34372617>any illness I can cureWait is she pregnant ?
>>34372617Robomaid, this requires you to do some detective work. Obviously someone killed your mistress' innocence.See how the other people who went to that show are faring. We might be dealing with a serial innocence killer here.
>>34372617She has the lust. The only cure is men.
>>34372617Robomaid, Rena is experiencing for the first time something completely lewd. She is not use to said stimulai and it left her in such a state.She needs cat pictures. Cat pictures with the cats wearing cute outfits with funny captions!
>>34372617Thank Robonurse for her time, and ask how her life has been recently. A distraction might help Rena get her feelings back to normal.
>>34372617Knock her outCheck out your programming
I agree she is reacting to a mental/emotional shock of experiencing lewdness.
>>34372721Obviously, she must face her fears.>>34372723Or we can grab Bridgette and have her turn into a cute bat. Or a cat.
The answer is dildos
>>34372773She will never forgive us for corrupting her pure waifu.That was suppose to be HER job!
>>34372721Considering what finally broke her innicebce hymen, possibly not
>>34372868To be fair, Lolu sorta straddles that line.
>>34372617what's key is you need to find some way to distract her.Symptoms will persist until she can get her mind off of it.
>>34372723>>34372860I see.What did you guys DO to my mistress? It's clear leaving her under your care is hazardous to her health...>>34372691Ah, no. You are correct. I simply wish to fulfill my duty as her maid. Even go beyond what is required."Sister, thank you for your diagnosis. How have you been doing?"RN: "Great~ My clinic is quite popular and I get visitors all the time!">The two of them make small talk around Rena but the Hero continues to stare off into empty space.>When she leaves Robomaid gives Rena her kitty and a laptop filled with funny cat videos from the internet. The redhead laughs a little but does little beyond that.>>34372686I did ask her if anything's happened lately but she stayed quiet.Let me call her friend.>She calls up Bridgette and explains the situation to her.B: "... Seriously? Is it just cause she saw a dick? Come on, that can't be the first time she's ever seen a dick.""..."B: "... For fuck's sake. Seriously? I don't know what to do for her, man. I'm no doctor. Or psychiatrist. I mean, if you want me to come by I can but I don't see how much help I will be."
>>34373075Get Bridgette to come over with Lasagna and in a cat outfit.
>>34373075...Did she ever have The Talk? About the birds and the bees? Good god. ... We need to break the damn. Call R-18. It's the only way!
>>34373075>>34373104do it and yeah give her the talkthis explains so much than
>>34373075Bridgette, how do you know that?Get over here, she needs to talk to someone with experience.
>>34373075Hey hey now, we didn't do much to her it all just... happened. But if you're curious I'm sure someone made videos online of queen of the worlds little show earlier.Anyways, if not Bridget, then who? She may only need an engaging distraction. Have her come over and see what she can do.
>>34373075This is just all far too silly.Rena, your problems are silly.Just sort of leave her like this for a while, it's sure to go away.
>>34373075Clearly, Bridgette needs to show Rena what a naked woman looks like.You know, to balance things out.
>>34373075Aint our faultWe had no control over LoluWe got blindsided But this gives me an ideaHow would you like to become Big Boss
>>34373075At this point, I would not be surprised if Rena herself spent much of her childhood in a box or with no real adult super vision or teachers.At least a friend can help comfort her and tell her it's not a sort of horrible abomination. I mean.. do you want Rena's mind to wander that way? Because it most likely could.As for RoboMaid, to be fair, we did not expect Lolu to be showing off or at least wear something down there.
So is this an opertunity to turn Rena into a lesbian
>>34373115FCC man did his job too well.
>>34373246Robomaid. Dna analysis on your mistress
>>34373317We should get Robonurse on that, she's the one with the medical programming.
>>34373075This looks like a job for R-18 Lady!
>>34373075>What did you guys DO to my mistress? It's clear leaving her under your care is hazardous to her health...Let me tell you three useful pieces of information.One, this wasn't our doing. We told her to tell Queen of the World to start a fashion show to make her feel better about getting cat ears. We didn't expect her to interpret "fashion show" as "strip show".Two, this might actually be good for her. The mind can grow and change in response to new experiences. Rena's had some romantic troubles, in no small part due to her lack of any apparent sex drive; learning about sexuality would be pretty good for her emotionally, once she gets a handle on her feelings.Three, it's interesting for you to say something like "you guys". Your consciousness might be evolving.
>>34373075Get an expert rc-18 is apparently the foremost expert the heroes have on lewds so she's probably best qualifiedtfw you have an actually appropriate image to random quest hooks
>>34373075Call the lewdest people you know and invite them to a fetish party, it's called immersion therapy.
>>34372617>the face of Rena after seeing her first trap dickDawww
Maybe we can just, you know, drop her into a cold lake or something.
>>34373511Ice bucket challenge?
>>34373075I think what Rena needs is to have something to help deal with her belatedly budding emotions. Since she's seen a naked male, the next logical step would be to show her pictures of females, to see where her sexual orientation lies. Try and gather up sexual or erotic pictures of women that Rena can look at, like the time you wore that bathing suit, or the time she collared and gagged herself.
>>34373490Two things.One, I'm pretty sure Robomaid is one of the lewdest people she knows.Two, I'm pretty sure that overexposure wouldn't help. It would only scare her away from her sexual emotions. Let's be gentler with her.
>>34373561Wet T-shirt contest.
>>34373580>Since she's seen a naked maleShe saw a naked Lolu, that only barely counts as male. We need to have Chet pose naked in front of her alongside Queen or someone else who is feminine to get a proper gauge.
>>34373490I think that would break her.>>34373249I feel that that may work but I don't want to just leave my mistress alone. What if something horrible happens to her? I would not enjoy knowing that I failed in my duty.>>34373256I think mistress knows how a naked woman looks. We have mirrors in the house.>>34373407You should have known that Queen of the World has a penchant for displaying her full body. It is not difficult to assume her cousin is the same. Still, you did not have control over her so I don't blame you for that.But this is having anything but a positive effect. My mistress hasn't eaten all day.>>34373115I do not know if she did."Please come over. We need to do something."B: "I'll head off now.">Bridgette hurries over. Robomaid insists she goes into her bat form and brings her into the room."Mistress, I brought Bridgette."R: "Oh, hey. Sup."B: "Not much. Are you feeling okay?"R: "Yeah.Totally.">She returns to looking at her cat videos."Bridgette, do something."B: "Well what the hell do you want me to do?"
>>34373628This is why Lady is the proper choice. An important part of her wheelhouse is not just lewd, it should be introducing people to lewd well.
>>34373656Rena is too flat for a wet tshirt contest.
>>34373676It's a shame there wasn't a male Robochef or something to help out right now.
>>34373689Call Lady R-18. We need to carefully push Rena into the world of sex.
>>34373689>I think mistress knows how a naked woman looks. We have mirrors in the house.Just like Lolu hardly counts as a man, Rena hardly counts as a woman. She is more of a plank.
>>34373689Give her The Talk!
>>34373723A plank has more curves.
>>34373729Have Lady R-18 give her the talk.
>>34373689She needs the talk OR a cold shower, your callGet lady r-18, this is basicly her whole deal
Hey Robomaid. I'm wondering - do you and your sisters collectively know enough about yourselves to make more of you?
>>34373689Distract her somehow! She is in a human trance!
>>34373689>But this is having anything but a positive effect. My mistress hasn't eaten all day.Right now, she's overwhelmed by the new experience and isn't used to processing it.What we ought to do is ask how she feels about what she saw. Why is she disturbed by it? If she talks about her feelings, it'll help her think about them.>captcha: Grand sageopmI don't think he'd be of much help, captcha. He wasn't exactly a "Grand Sage".
>>34373689"You need to give her 'the talk'."
>>34373689Robomaid, it's simple. You two need to distract her from thinking about such lewd things.Bridgette, she needs to start doing some villainy stuff, and you need to get Rena out of the house to fight her.While they're out fighting, you prepare some lasagna for her when she tires herself out.
>>34373794>He wasn't exactly a "Grand Sage"."Sum it up in ten words or less" is stuff to live by if you ask me.
>>34373689>B: "Well what the hell do you want me to do?"If all else fails, we could summon a succubus to help....Let's try other things first, though.
>>34373847Wouldn't an incubus be more apropos?
>>34373689Dammit, Rena! Get a hold of yourself! YOU HAVE SHIT TO DO, WOMAN Posting from PS3 is a pain.
>>34373870Rena getting a hold of herself probably would help remedy the situation. Do you think she knows how?
>>34373870Maybe Other Rena could help
>>34373870Consolepleb and a tripfag Wow
>>34373898>altRena on Rena actionOh my.
>>34373898I'm pretty sure Other Rena is still locked up in supervillain jail for forever for all of that murdering she did.
>>34373689>>34373799A distraction won't help Rena much. Maybe in the short term, but it'll really only bury her feelings until they resurface from some other stimulus. She needs to be familiar with them so she can appreciate that part of herself.
>>34373897I dunno, there might not even be anything down there anymore. Maybe it just sort of faded away from disuse.
>>34373916She still visits the bathroom, so she must at least have some form of-I have just been struck with the profound realization that it is one am and I am sitting here discussing the genitalia of a fictional character and whether or not it still exists because she needs to pee out of something. See what you have made of me, /tg/.
>>34373689Be a responsible friend and adult? Just talk to her and try to get her thoughts on things. Try to be gentle or she's going to retreat into her shell.Also, nest in her hair. It might distract her.
>>34373968It beginsDon't fight it
>>34373904Trips up for other reasons genius. Too much to take it off. Comp is in for repairs
So... she's never show interest in men or women before. Maybe it's just that she discovered she has a thing for traps?
>>34373968It's too late, we're talking about this now.I mean, I'm pretty sure you could have a urinary tract, plus it's respective opening, without actually having a vaginal passage. So there'd still be a vulva, just... No passage leading to the cervical opening.
>>34374048>>34373968Stop, you'll break Robomaid.
>>34373723>>34373744Please don't be mean to my mistress.Anyway it is clear that Bridgette and I are out of our leagues here.We need to bring in someone who can really help her...>>34373721>>34373757=====================================R18: "Rena! Your friends here told me you saw a dick. Awesome. Let me explain to you all about the world of fucking. I have several videos and manuals. Are you ready?"R: "What?"R18:" Awesome. Let us begin!"===================================>It takes a few hours as Lady R-18 goes over in detail the birds and the bees. Rena just sits there, staring at her the whole time, nodding occasionally. When she finishes she tosses a big box at Rena and wishes everyone a fond farewell.1/2
>>34374078lady 18:Professional bad influence
>>34374078We should introduce R18 to Jade.They'll have lots to talk about.
>>34374078Lady R-18 best hero.
>>34374078Put Bat Bridgette in the box of Porn.
>>34374078THIS IS A GREAT IDEANOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONGNO SIR, THERE DEFINITELY WON'T BE ANY CATASTROPHIC CONSEQUENCES TO THIS MASTERFUL PLAN
>>34374078That was probably a bad idea.
>>34374115No need to take that tone, Chen.
>>34374078R-18 best heroine
>>34374115do women get hairy hands?
>>34374048Does that mean she reproduces by holding hands and she needs to start carrying rubber gloves like condoms?
>>34374078I... I'm okay with Lady R-18 now.
>>34374159She's not a magical girl, don't be silly.Although we can turn her into one...
>>34374159So she's a magical girl?
>>34374159No, I think she'll absorb ambient friendship energy and then undergo mitosis.
>>34374078See, this is why it's best to talk about your feelings.
>>34374197That or do what Blorp ogres do and a rena child just.. pops into existance one day when conditions are met. Fully formed and everything.
>>34374197She's already spawned one alternate Rena through Bridgette's poorly-defined wish.Is that Rena's natural reproductive cycle?
>>34374197My god. It makes friends not because it is a good person, but because making friends is part of it's reproductive cycle, like some kind of bizarre symbiote.
>>34374078>Rena shoves the big box of porn off of her, it falls to it's side and a good chunk of it's illicit contents falls out. Robomaid thinks she's sees a doujin about her mistress.R: "Well that was weird... Did you guys call her over?""Yes, mistress. We were worried about you. Both of us. We thought it was because of what happened with Lolu. We reasoned that perhaps if you got a better explanation of things then you would recover.">She laughs at them, the first real laugh she's given in a while, and smiles.R: "I'm fine guys, really. I'm sorry if I worried you. I was just thinking about things. I'm better not though."Her fever has gone down a bit.>Bat Bridgette flies on top of Robomaid's shoulder.B: "You sure?""Yeah, I'm fine now. That talk really did help Thank you."Hmm.... She appears to have recovered.I can not be sure.Perhaps I should try feeding her again?
>>34374288Yes. I mean, she hasn't eaten all day and you know how she eats.
>>34374288Rena's got boobs?
>>34374258That's how it works for a lot of living organisms, isn't it?Though there are usually other factors involved.For instance, penises.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>34374288LASAGNA, IT ALWAYS ATTRACTS A STRAY RENA.
>>34374288Naw. The initial shock is over, now it's internalized properly. It's like loading up an intensive program, that's all.
>>34374258You know how Bridgette's dad is the Monster? Rena's Friendship.
>>34374288again is this the right renanot the negarena we must assume control
>>34374288Ask her about how she feels about things now. Also if she'd like something to eat.>captcha: Dealers ocquests
>>34374288Holy shit, she grew boobs.Wait.Where's Altrena?
>>34374288Yes food.And clean up the mess.Put away all illicit materials safely. Except the doujin of Rena, give that to Bridget.
>>34374335Okay, hear me out. You know that rule how there can never be two of the same thing in the universe, or it will explode?What if Rena and altRena have fused together?
>>34374305Swelling from the fever. It'll go down in a few hours/
>>34374288>>34374335>>34374350Did she ever get out of our sight? If this is the evil Rena, we can't let her know we suspect anything. Once you're out of earshot, discreetly call the Hero's Association and ask if she's still imprisoned securely.
>>34374371I AM THOU, THOU ART I
>>34374288Feed her mushroom
>>34374288Did... Did her rack just grow slightly?Holy shit what have we done
>>34374424Oh God. She's entered puberty!
>>34374424I think its just her shirt being a little more poofy
>>34374288Well. Now that's all settled, we have friends over and you're all normal again.I WILL PREPARE EXCELLENT ROBOTIC FOODS
>>34374424Her hair also appears to be slightly longer... Rena's finally growing into her true form!
>>34374508HOLD ON THAT FACE IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS THE LAST UPDATE
>>34374288Where are rena's cat ears?She needs them!
>>34374625She put those away. I liked mine.>>34374424Gentlemen, Rena is still the same. Please, do not worry the mistress or me. She is fine."Would you like to eat? Perhaps Bridgette can cook something?"B: "Huh? Oh, sure."R: "Yeah, that sounds good.">The group heads into the living room but not before Robomaid cleans the porn off of the floor. She tucks away a certain comic and stashes the rest away.>When she enters the living room she sees Bridgette is hard at work making something. The robot watches her mistress intently but doesn't notice anything off about her behavior.>When she can she sneaks away and calls the Hero Association. Prince picks up and assures her that the evil Rena is locked away in a very high security room with monitors watching her constantly. He says he built it himself, there's no way she could break out.Well... He says she is locked away.And mistress appears to be doing well.>>34374321Yes, perhaps she has gotten better. Maybe I'm just worrying myself too much about it...It was just a one time thing and she will be okay now...Right?
>>34374553Don't be silly.
>>34374651Well, uh. That was sorted out quickly. I guess, clean?
>>34374651She's probably better now.It might recur some, though, robomaid. She's gained a lifelong condition.
>>34374651Its renasomething stupid gonna happen
>>34374651Well, it's not like she'll be just like she was before. She's found a new experience, and it'll take some time for her to get her feelings in order. Then, she'll incorporate them into her personality and adjust herself accordingly.For now, I suggest continuing to talk about her feelings. It'll help her sort them out.
>>34374651Ask prince if the one locked up has boobsThe guys easy to trick afterall
>>34374651You should keep an eye out for her, just in case. Maybe get your younger sister to help you keep watch.
>>34374692We should worry if she denies lasagna.Then it's serious.
>>34374651What are you worried about? Her freezing up in the presence of male villains? There's only one way to be sure. Do a scan of any villainous activity and set her against a male villain that's not going to try to kill her.
we must rainbow to ruffle Rena's hairits the way to cure hysteria in her
I think we need to see what Lolu was wearing, n-not for any lewd reason! Just to... Maybe see how damaging it was to Rena.
>>34375073He was wearing nothing but the cat ears.It may have been a mistake to show Rena cat videos.
>>34375073Actually, hang on, R-18 Lady was supposed to be censoring that sort of thing. Why'd she let it happen?
>>34375103Too busy participating.
>>34375103it was a legal private event i guessout of her jurisdiction
>>34375103IIRC, she only censors for us, the viewers.
>>34375140And for anyone underage. Rena is over 18.
>Robomaid confirms that the one locked up definitely has boobs.I don't know what I am worried about, to be honest. Perhaps I am worried over nothing.My mistress is a frail human though. Is it not normal to be worried about things that can break easily?>>34375041I though female hysteria was ruled out as an actual ailment ages ago?>>34374743"So, mistress, how are you feeling?"R: "Better.""You had me worried for a while. You were not eating or talking or anything you normally do."B: "Your poor roommate even called me up."R: "Haha, sorry about that guys. But yeah, I'm better now. I guess I just needed some time to recover. That was pretty crazy."B: "Is it just cause you saw a dick? It wasn't even crazy big."R: "Yeah, well... I know it sounds stupid but it just came as a shock to me. I guess it shouldn't since I'm an adult but... Yeah.">She takes a bite of her sandwich.R: "Sorry I worried you all. I don't know why you called Lady R-18, though. I kinda knew the gist of all that stuff. It was nice to get my mind off of things, though.""What exactly was it that was troubling you so much?"R: "Ah, I guess I was just freaking out a little. I didn't expect him to just waltz out there wearing a cat bell and garter. Still, looking back it wasn't even all that bad. Kinda cute, even.""I see."Well it appears she's recovering well then.I suppose I really was worrying over nothing.Now that my mistress is better I can focus on other things and you may go to someone else if you so choose, I no longer require your assistance.
>>34375373CHANGE TO ALTRENA
>>34375373Wait, did Rena just imply that she found a near naked guy to be cute?
>>34375373I don't know what Bridgette's expression is meant to indicate.It looks like a combination of bemusement, horror, and shock.
>>34375373>Rena has a thing for catboy traps>Bridgette drinks to forget that she was so close to winning the Renabowl, but oh so very far away
>>34375373Change to Lolu
>>34375373Have Bridgette ask some questions, like for instance, if her bras seem have to shrunk.
>>34375373>that shocked BridgettePerfect.Switch to Bridgette.
>>34375373You may want to give Bridgette the box of porn.
>>34375373Switch to Hex, I want to see how she's doing.
>>34375373Bridgette: be baffled at your friends.I wonder how that chinese hoping vampire lady is doing.
This feels like an anti-climax. Surely we're missing something?
Gentlemen I have a solution to our problem! R-18 Lady only censor for us the audience, but not for Rena in this event. To make Rena forget what see saw we must make her remember the event in full detail, as vividly as possible! When we do so we must watch the event from Rena's POV. Therefore forcing R-18 Lady to censor the lewd and retroactively changing Rena's memory. It's Brilliant!BRILLIANT!BRILLIANT!HAhahahahahahah!!
>>34375373Robomaid, wait! She just said she finds someone cute. That's never happened before - it's time to panic.
>>34375503Or at least the rena doujin
>>34375373What about... the Rainbow Rangers? What have they been up to?
>>34375510Probably, so far there's zero payoff.
>>34375510She still wants the D.
>>34375524>Robomaid, wait! She just said she finds someone cute. That's never happened before - it's time to panic.RenaxLolu is finally revealed for OTP.
>>34375520You know larro can just link to imgur in emergencies right
>>34375373>Is it not normal to be worried about things that can break easily?humans don't break as easily as you'd think. They bend a lot first, and self repair rather excellently.The basic design is inefficient in many ways, but in others is really quite clever.
>>34375373It's not bad to worry, Robomaid. It's normal to think about the safety people you care about,
>>34375510I feel like we might be focusing too much on Rena's shellshock and not enough at how neurotic and helicopter-parent Robomaid has gotten.
>>34375641It's adorable how much Robomaid cares for Rena.
Wait, one moment..."Mistress, would you mind clarifying your last statement?"R: "Hmm? What?""You found it cute?"R: "Yeah. It was kinda cute with the cat ears and the bell and the little tail. Cats are adorable. Don't you think so?""But the outfit in question was being worn by Lolu."R: "That kinda just made it more cute.">She takes another bite of her sandwich.
Shit double posted, sorry on Ipad this thing is a bitch to post on.
>>34375677its rena are you surprised that robomaid gonna feel like she taking care of a childHer last master was a perverted neet and she wanted to off the bastard
>>34375677we'll know more when the self-diagnostic completes
>>34375705Rena was sexually attracted to cats all along!
>>34375705Is Rena Catsexual?
>>34375705Time to test something out.Bridgette, turn into a catgirl.
>>34375677I dunno, this seems like normal Robomaid to me.
>>34375731a cat is fine too
>>34375748YESDO ITDO IIIIIIT
>>34375705...Bridget, become a cute cat monster thing and do a cute cat thing. Humanoid if possible.
>>34375748mite b kewl
>>34375705Well, obviously there's something up with cats.DO NOT INVESTIGATE.you know what they say about cats and curiosity.
>>34375705Engage panic subroutine #2423
>>34375829Well, Queenie became a catgirl and a quantum beast. Maybe because of that all cats have gotten mystical powers or something?
>>34375705Ask her to clarify what she means by "cute"
>>34375748mite b cute
>>34375705You've got cat ears, too. Ask what she thinks about them.
>>34375705"So do you have a thing for cat ears, or do you just have a thing for Lolu?"
>>34375705It's a spark.It's not much, but it's a spark.
Lewd people stop!>>34375920Also, wow. That gif. Good times.
>>34375792Become a nekomata and summon dancing skeletons!
Unfortunately I don't believe Bridgette can turn into a catgirl. Merely a cat. She is not like her older sister."I will need you to clarify further, mistress. Was it merely the cat ensemble or was it Lolu who you found cute?"R: "Huh? I don't know. Both? Cat ears are always adorable though. You look great in them too.">>34375836>Robomaid starts up her Panic Subroutine #2423.>She pulls out her energy canon and points it at Rena."The real mistress would never say such a thing! Who are you!?"R: "W-whoa! Robomaid, what the heck!?""Tell me who you are or else!"R: "It's me, Rena! Why are you pointing that at me!?"
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>34376058CALM DOWN ROBOMAID
>>34375836Look what you did!
>>34376058Stick her in the Sad Box until she confesses everything.
>>34376058Robomaid, this is stupid. Stop pointing guns at people.How many panic subroutines do you have, anyway?
>>34376089>>34376110Don't listen to them, Robomaid. They just don't care about your mistress like you do.
>A Hero Quest where nothing happens>Players are so used to HAPPENING they panic
>>34376058Robomaid, you're being too hasty. If you shoot her, you could end up killing an innocent person. Instead, let's just restrain her until we can confirm her identity.>captcha: standard Wslavai
>>34376103I meant to do it, too!
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>34376058Don't calm down.
>>34376058Perhaps slightly less panic.I mean, it's possible rena's just thinking about different things than usual. Humans do go through moods.
>>34376058>"My mistress never found me cute!"
>>34375983I miss closed/pre-Steam beta, when it still had potential.
>>34376058It's too late, Robomaid. She has a cat fetish now.
>Robomaid is currently out of control.>You are now controlling Bridgette.=======================================>As soon as control switches to Bridgette Robomaid seems to calm down, but not before she subjects Rena to the Sad Box. The hero whines and says she hates the sad box... Her mom used to put her in it all the time but she didn't even do anything to deserve it this time and-"Robomaid, you okay?">Robomaid looks at Bridgette and back at Rena. She pulls her mistress out of the Sad Box and dusts her off.RM: "I... I apologize for my behavior, mistress. I don't know what came over me."I bet that was you guy's fault. Almost got my friend's face blown off.Robomaid needs to relax a little, though.So Rena has a kink for traps in cat outfits.Everyone has their thing. I'm just glad she found her own thing.Good for her.
>>34376411You wish you were Rena's thing, don't you?
>>34376411Go check upon AltRena.
>>34376058"If mistress has been corrupted, I'll just have to erase this version and switch to a backup copy!"
>>34376411But Bridgette dear, if this is true... What'll happen if Rena decides to try and seduce Lolu? It could create a paradox and destroy the world!
>>34376411To be fair, most people aren't as easy to set off. She's got buttons, man.Anyway... should we do something with this information? Set her up with Lolu? Or the shadow guy, he liked Rena maybe we can trapify him.
>>34376411Sad Box is Best Box.>Good for her.Will being Bridgette ever not be suffering?
>>34376411After you leave here, you should send her a cat ear wearing androgynous male stripper.In a cake, or giant Lasagna.
>>34376490>>34376058Send Lolu specifically.
>>34376411You're totally wondering if you can turn into a cat-girl now aren't you.
>>34376411buy some cat ears and seduce rena
>>34376411You're pretty androgynous yourself, Bridgette. All you have to do is bind those breasts of yours, look a bit more boyish, and then wear a girly cat outfit with a cucumber shoved in your thong and Rena would be all over you.
>>34376411It's just robomaid freaking out. After all, alternate renas HAVE been a thing she has to worry about.
>>34376411Yeah, it's a shame she hasn't a thing for adorable fluffy bat creatures.And don't worry for Robomaid, she's just weirded out by Rena revealing that she finds someone cute.
>>34376411...Cheer up, okay?
>>34376411Get some cat earsAnd a penis
>>34376567Maybe she can call in a favour from her Dad to teach her how to grow a penis, since he could somehow bang her Mother.
>>34376411Robomaid is jealous.You are too, but you're used to it. I think you'd better pull Robomaid aside and explain what she's feeling.
>>34376411We're not really sure how her sexuality works. She hasn't shown sexual desire to anyone until now.>captcha: scattered Pneges
>>34376483I think first she needs to figure out herself before we try to do anything, you know?Let her do her own thing.>>34376567Ew, no.>>34376540Are you saying I look manly?>>34376456>>34376520>>34376546>>34376567HA! Joke's on you guys! I totally have a date right now with an adorable girl I met at the association the other day. We hit it off pretty well and she agreed to go out with me for something to eat.So no, I'm NOT focusing all on Rena. She is nothing more than a dear friend to me. I am free from the shackles of Rena's density!FREE!
>>34376411Explore your friend's sexuality with her. Help her figure out what she likes and what she doesn't.
>>34376411>>34376617Maybe you could help her with it. Try summoning up some interesting monsters and see what she thinks of them.
Bridgette Suffers Quest: Descent into BBEGhood
>>34376641Oh yeah. What's her name.Also, Cynthia's here, be afraid. Maybe ask her to turn into a catgirl.
>>34376641Who's this girl, and why haven't we been notified?Is it Madam Galaxy? OH FUCK, CYNTHIA
>>34376641Really? Well, lucky you. Who was it?
>>34376641>Are you saying I look manly?Get some stubble and an eye-patch and you'd give Kurt Russel a run for his money.
>>34376641A date huh? Explain further, who is this girl and what's her name?! How old is she, what is her favourite colour?! TELL US DAMN IT!
>>34375920>>34375983Pardon? What is the exact context of that gif. I saw it floating around a bunch of times. Thanks!
>>34376641Feel good for yourself, bridgette.You are now free of rena's horrible grasp.She's still nice though.
>>34376641Look behind you.
>>34376641>I think first she needs to figure out herself before we try to do anything, you know?Let her do her own thing.Well the shadow guy was still stuck on her, it might be nice to him to let him know her preferences so he has a shot.>Are you saying I look manly?Nah. You have some of that cute boyishness going on though.So who's the lucky girl?
>>34376641>I am free from the shackles of Rena's density!>FREE!Is that any way to talk about your friend?
>>34376690Her bat form has more chest-hair than Sean Connery.
>>34376641Does that mean it's okay for your sister to creep on Rena? Because it looks like your sister is about to creep on Rena.
>>34376641Oh! Good job! You prepared for it?
>>34376641Wow. You're so free you didn't even object to having your sinister and mighty bat form called adorable.
>>34376641So you feel no regret at finally getting over Rena the moment this density is gone and the chance for a meaningful relationship opens up?
>>34376641Awesome! Who's the girl?
>>34376641it's your sister isn't it? that is more forbidden love you are crossing.
>>34376641>I totally have a date right now with an adorable girl I met at the association the other day.Are you gonna show her your Rena brand dildo?
>>34376746But Hex is with Cynthia.
>>34376784It is the Rena brand dildo.
>>34376768>the chance for a meaningful relationship opens up?Rena discovered the D, not the V. I still want to believe in BridgettexRena, but this turn of events doesn't work in its favor.
>>34376842>Rena discovered the D, not the VShe didn't even discover either, she discovered the fact that the adorability of cats can be mingled with sex. That something can be both cute and sexy.
>>34376784It has three settingsRockslideEarthquakePlanet Cracker
>>34376885Eh, I've seen scarier dildo settings on scarier dildos.
>>34376880>B: "Is it just cause you saw a dick? It wasn't even crazy big.">R: "Yeah, well... I know it sounds stupid but it just came as a shock to me. I guess it shouldn't since I'm an adult but... Yeah."It was the D, anon.
>>34376755Of course. Totally 100% prepared for anything that could possibly happen on this date.Anything.>>34376784WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE!? Was it that fucking drone!? That's private! Delete that!>>34376768... Really? Yes, I am totally and completely over her. If she wants to date trap cat boys that is perfectly fine with me. Totally 100% okay.>>34376720Come on. Surely you noticed.>>34376756What? Who called it adorable? Shit, I missed it... Don't do that. It ain't cute.>>34376709She is a very nice girl but... If I stuck with her I think we'd just always be friends.>>34376703Well the girl is a receptionist for the Association. Her name's Serena and I would say she's in her 20s? I don't know her favorite color but I aim to find out.>>34376744What?>She feels her sister grab her from behind and hug her close.C: "Dear sweet little sister~ I was looking all over for you~""Hey sis..."C: "I heard you had a little date today~ Perhaps you would like some assistance with it? I would be more than glad to help you out. I know you're oh so inexperienced with such things.""I'm fine..."C: "Are you sure? I'm quite knowledgeable when it comes to the hearts of women. Let me help you dear sister."...She might actually know more than me...I've only been on a handful of dates even before I met Rena... Those didn't go well.
>>34376918Get her help, but only if she behaves herself.
>>34376918WE DON'T NEED HELP IN DATING. GO AWAY CYNTHIA.
>>34376918Well, feel free to listen to advice.Just ignore all advice centered around villainy/havock.
>>34376918Cynthia isn't exactly much better.Remember her whole deal with Sparkle? Or the incident with you and Rena at that restaurant? She'll just terrorize your new friend into fucking you for fear of her life.
Rolled 11 + 22 (1d20 + 22)>>34376918I don't think her advice will help you, distract her with Rena. Tell he she likes cats if you know what I mean.
>>34376918Accept the help, but be cautious!
>>34376918No, she's not helping. She's totally just interfering with your life because she inevitably drives away anyone who gets close to her.She's been getting better about it, but nonetheless.I suggest telling her about Rena's cat-trap fetish so she can go troll her with that. You'll be fine on your own.
>>34376918>Her name's Serena>rena
>>34376918>Serena>Se-Rena>RenaYou're nowhere near over her.
>>34376918>WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE!? Was it that fucking drone!? That's private! Delete that!How is this Serena going to feel once she finds out you've been yearning for Rena so hard that you bought a plastic Rena penis? Do you think she'll feel like just a surrogate for the Rena you'll never have?Maybe you should buy her a hoodie...
>>34376918She will probably be mostly straight with you. Go on and get her advice, but keep in mind she may also try to get you to do something silly she can giggle about.
>>34376998>>34377011>Se>Rena>SEE RENAOH FUCK
>>34376918>Bridgette contracts with QotW to be a magical monster catgirl>problem solved
>>34376918Okay, ask Cynthia to turn into a catgirl and give you some advice. Ask her how's it going with Hex, too.Also, monitor Rena's reaction to Catgirl Cynthia.
>>34376918Let Cynthia give you advice, but decide whether or not to follow it on your own
"rena" aside, Serena sounds familiar. Haven't we met a character with either that name or something like it?
>>34377080Isn't that Cosplay Lass' real name?
>>34377104On the bright side, if it's Cosplay lass, then she is unlikely to object to being asked to dress up as Rena sometimes.
>>34376918>I've only been on a handful of dates even before I met Rena... Those didn't go well.Why didn't they go well?
>>34377104CL did the diddily doo with Chet though, couldn't be.
>>34376918You want some real dating advice? Relax. There is no secret to women at all, unless that secret is stop trying so hard. You've fought men and women with extraordinary abilities, risk life and limb regularly to pay your rent, and command supernatural forces even you don't fully understand. Just relax, have fun, and don't try so hard to impress.
>>34377130Not yet, they still haven't met.
>>34377165Oh God, Bridgette is going to get NTR'd in the future
>>34377165But Jade's eyebrows give us visions of the future, we can't just drastically alter time.
>>34377165W-which means Bridgette's relationship is doomed to fail.
>>34377204This pleases me.
>>34377080I just searched all the threads. No mention of a "Serena".
Guys please, I doubt cosplay lass has been moonlighting as a secretary. Even if that would be hot.
>>34377232We gotta help Bridgette! Maybe teach her to like the D too.After all, the world needs more monsters.
>>34377202Or get dumped for Chet.
>>34377016Yeah, well you know what... You guys can't talk to her at all and I'm not about to go showing random girls my d... My stuff.So ha. And I'm not using her as a surrogate or anything. She's a genuinely nice girl and I like her. I just want to see if this will go anywhere.>>34377080Her name is Sarah.>>34377122We just didn't click or I acted like a complete dork. It was hard to get out of my villain persona back then."I'll hear you out but you're not coming with me."C: "Awww~ Fine, here's my advice. This is big sister advice, okay?">She rubs Bridgette's head.C: "If you think you like someone you should ask them out. Even if you're worried they might say no. Sometimes you just wait too long and things... Slip by. I just don't want you to have to live with that kind of regret, dear sweet little sister.""... I understand. Thanks."C: "Not a problem~""I gotta go change out of these clothes so... I'll see you later, okay? Oh, also Rena totally has a thing for traps and cats. Just thought you should know."C: "Oh my~! Who would have guessed? I really must go see Rena~">Cynthia leaves her sister alone. Bridgette sighs and gets ready for her date.=====================================>She meets up with Serena at a restaurant that specializes in Italian food. Bridgette is sure she could cook better than this place but she learned that one should not invite people to their homes on the first date. It's not a good idea.>Serena is sitting at a table nearby. She hears the bell on the door jingle and turns to see Bridgette. She smiles.S: "Hey there, I was worried you wouldn't show up.">The girl is wearing a black suit with a pair of glasses framing her face.>Bridgette sits beside her."Sorry to keep you waiting."Alright, so far so good. Just need to not fuck this up.Dammit. I've spent so long talking to Rena I don't even know how to begin this.
>>34377280...wait, if both B and C are lesbians, the Monster family will only continue through Benben.
>>34377505SHE HAS FRECKLES AND SHORT HAIR, EXACTLY LIKE RENA. JUST DON'T TALK ABOUT LASAGNA, BE COOL.
>>34377505Holy shit, it's Rena with an ahoge and slightly bigger breasts. How many goddamn Renas are there in this world?
>>34377505Compliment her glasses, I suppose.
>>34377505... Maybe she's Rena's long lost sister? MAYBE?!
>>34377509Just as planned.
>>34377505Ask her if she likes hoodies and food.
>>34377505Is she some combination of Rena and Hat-chan?
>>34377505ask her if she wants sum fukalso I just realized the reason rena lost her innocence now of all times is because she never found something she was sexually attracted to before! Pretty specific though, traps in cat outfits. I guess she can only ever want Lolu.
>>34377505Awkward smalltalk time!Fish for conversation topics until you find something you both like!Does she like cooking?
>>34377505It's another altRena, holy fuck.Anyway, be nice, ask her where she'd like to go - maybe grab some coffee or something. Ask her how's it going on the job, all that.
>>34377605>Rena totally has a thing for traps and cats.HAPPENING
>>34377505Easy. "So, Serena, how you been?"
>>34377558>Holy shit, it's Rena with an ahoge and slightly bigger breasts.And glasses.This new Rena is objectively superior. They're evolving.
>>34377505Phooey. This would be easier if we knew her interests. Does this place offer musical entertainment? Ask what kind of music she'd like.
>>34377505>>34377658>>34377558Quick! Ask her if she has nonspecific memories of a mother she refuses to elaborate on and a childhood sad box!
>>34377578Maybe? We've no idea if she has any family outside of her mom, and nobody knows who her dad is.What if she has a sister, but she went on to live with her dad?
>>34377505Well, I think a good way to start is to find something to talk about. Ask about her day at work.
>>34377505Hopes Ambitions Dreams
>>34377725Is that a list of the things that Rena ruined for Bridgette?
>>34377725You mean Hobbies.Kyokomakeslewdgesture.jpg
>>34377784It was the Kyouko-patented panty peeler, but I think you're more accurate.
>>34377784Noice, better call a trauma center for these BURNS
>>34377505... Bridgette, you did good on this one.How did you meet this one?
>>34376641>Are you saying I look manly?Chill, kid, the comparison was to Lolu.
>>34377505Accuse her of being a Rena clone. THOSE FRECKLES.
>>34376918>It ain't cute.bweh =w=
"Hey, have you ever had a sad box?"S: "A sad box?""Ah, it's nothing. Nevermind."See, she isn't Rena's sister or any of that crap. She just happens to have red hair and freckles. That's all.Anyway, I know she took the job because she likes the villains and thinks we're cool.I guess I can go from there.>>34377886She does the paperwork in the Villain Association. She just started up and I figured I would just chat with her.>Bridgette asks her how her day's been. The two of them make some small talk with Serena complaining about the mountains of paperwork she has to go through for the Villain association while Bridgette talks a bit about her work.S: "It must be so cool to be a Villain.""It's pretty fun. Hard work sometimes but very rewarding."S: "I want to be a Villain someday.""Really? I didn't know that."S: "It's why I'm working for the Association. I figured I'd get a feel for how the business runs and then when I saved enough money I would buy my first costume. One day I want to hold the entire dome's energy hostage and make millions. Ha, that probably sounds a bit silly coming from a non-Villain."That's kinda hot, actually."Not at all. I've held the dome hostage plenty of times.">Their meal arrives."Do you know how to cook?"S: "I like to think I'm pretty good at it. Not as good as this place, though.">She starts eating the salad she'd ordered."I cook pretty good too. Pretty well, I mean. Yeah, if you ever want fresh lasagna or something I could make some."S: "Thanks. I'm not a huge fan of lasagna but I'll keep that in mind."
>>34376976>Remember her whole deal with Sparkle?I'd really rather not shove that in her face right before a date. We kind of need our lungs where they are for makeouts with sexretary
>>34378054I'm not seeing a rebound here. Compliment her glasses, ask about her aspirations in detail and explain your own
>>34378054>See, she isn't Rena's sister or any of that crap. She just happens to have red hair and freckles. That's all.Rena has red hair? I never knew that.
>>34378054Wow Bridgette, forget lasagna, you're already giving her plenty of fresh spaghetti.
>See, she isn't Rena's sister or any of that crap. She just happens to have red hair and freckles. That's all.You sure that is all~?
>>34378054Wait, if she has no mom and no sad box...maybe she has a DAD and a HAPPY BOX.It's the Parent Trap all over again!
>>34378054>S: "Thanks. I'm not a huge fan of lasagna but I'll keep that in mind."ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORTShe's just using you to become a villain herself.
>>34378054>I've held the dome hostage plenty of timesWhat, when?Ask her what foods she DOES like.
>>34378054You both like cooking. That's good; you've got a common interest. Talk about it some more, like what kinds of things she likes to cook.
>>34378054I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK ABOUT LASAGNA.>She just happens to have red hair and freckles.She's pretty cute with those glasses though.
>>34378054So... tell me more about your energy hostage plan.And whether or not you're up for partners in crime.
>>34378134Yep.We can ask her what does her family think about her joining the villain association.
>>34378185Don't forgot those bazongas. Good gravy.
>>34378134You might be on to something. If their parents are still alive, are we going to go on a complex plot to reunite them?
>>34378268>Rena's got the best booty>Serena's got the best boobs
>>34378054Ask about the costume she has in mind, and what she thinks her plots will involve! Super powers? Technology? Fax-based paperwork distractions?>lasagnaYou should get a recipe book for salads and lighter, healthier foods. For evil. But we'll get back to that later!
>>34378054Has she got any special powers or skills to help with evildoing? It's a dangerous business, and it's not good to go in unprepared.On a more personal note, what is it that you find rewarding about your career, Bridgette?
>>34378274Of course, get the whole family back together.Actually, what's Rena's last name?
>>34378054Ask her if she'd like some help starting out as a villain. Not as a sidekick or anything, but just someone with experience in the industry helping a rookie get on her feet.
>>34378307>implying last names have been a custom for the last hundred yearsYa gotta go back before the pocalypse for that to be a thing
>>34378054>not a fan of lasagnaWell that's fine, find out what she does like. It's not like you only can cook one thing well, after all.
>>34378307>Actually, what's Rena's last name?Roni.Rena Roni.
>>34378399>It's not like you only can cook one thing well, after all.You CAN cook more than one thing, right Bridgette?
>>34378294What do I find rewarding? I guess mostly in causing some mayhem and then watching it all fix itself back up to be even better. Then I tear down the new building. It's fun. I probably sound evil.Well, I AM a Villain still.>>34378154Shhhh.She doesn't need to know that I've only held a few buildings hostage."So what kind of food do you like?"S: "Well I really like fish. I'm pretty bad at cooking that stuff though. Can you cook fish?">She takes off her jacket and hangs it on a chair nearby."Well, I don't want to brag but I can cook just about any fish dish." That was stupid. ">>34378282Girl doesn't have much of a butt. Serena, that is."So tell me more about this energy plan you got."S: "Haha, oh well... It's nothing that's really concrete yet but I figured my villain powers would be electricity. I don't really have any natural super powers but my dad is a genius when it comes to machines and he said if I could get a super suit he would help fix it up for me.""Oh, so your parents are okay with you being a villain?"S: "Of course, my grandfather helped draft the original contract for the Villains back when it first started."...What!?Holy shit! This girl's family is a legend!I'm sitting next to the daughter of the founder of the Villain Association and just having a fucking casual chat about fish and villainy!
Villains have paperwork? How does that even work? Do you guys have expense reports you need to turn in? Are there time sheets?
>>34378441Quick! Ask her about her mother!
>>34378474>How does that even work?Villains INVENTED paperwork.
>>34378441WE NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT HER FAMILY, IT WILL UNLOCK THE TRUTH ABOUT RENA.
>>34378441That was a misstep, I believe. Telling lies about yourself will be unpleasant in the long run.
>>34378441Okay look don't lie to her to try to impress her. That is a big mistake that'll come back to bite you in the ass.Also it sounds like you straight up can never live up to her father.WAIT WHAT?! Her father- wait does she know where her father is right now? We heard he disappeared.
>>34378441Which is probably why she doesn't mention it a lot. She obviously doesn't want any special treatment or she wouldn't start working as an assistant. It's her parents that are infamous, not her.
>>34378441Ask her about her grandfather
>>34378441... Yep. Parent Trap
>>34378528I mean her grandfather. Oops.
>>34378054>"Not at all. I've held the dome hostage plenty of times."Wouldn't she know about it if this was the case?
>>34378441>What do I find rewarding? I guess mostly in causing some mayhem and then watching it all fix itself back up to be even better. Then I tear down the new building. It's fun.Unless it was a building you liked. And there doesn't seem to be much point to it, either.
>>34378441Ask her about her mom. Is she okay with it?Also, don't sell yourself short, you're the daughter of the Monster and an S-Class villain.Maybe give her some tips to impress her.
>>34378441Oh, well then. Change topics away from her parents.Continue having a casual chat about fish and villainy. More importantly, villainy.What's she going to do with all the ransom money?
>>34378516chill, bozo, this girl evidently has NO ties to Rena.>>34378527She hasn't actually lied, YET. She needs to dial it back a bit, though or it's only a matter of time before she's claiming to have an oribital laser or something.>>34378441>he said if I could get a super suit he would help fix it up for meThis is surely something we could help with, though. It's kind a bit out of Bridgette's usual range - she's never really needed technological assistance, but we could certainly cause enough chaos that she could use to obtain some kind of super suit
>>34378659You could always bum a couple grand off of Rena, seeing as that bitch is fucking loaded. Maybe even promise her a cat trap or two for the money.
>>34378441Mention that that is pretty darn cool. Your father's the Monster! You two could totally team up, by the way, and if she needs help getting started, there's no harm in showing her the ropes.
>>34378736>buying a villain suitDude, it's like you don't even know what villainy IS.You're talking to the youngest professor of villainology AND villainonomy in recorded history. (admittedly, records don't go back all that far since as one of her earliest villain acts, bridgette erased all the records prior to her qualifying)
>>34378736>using summon magic to force monsters into prostitutionThat's kind of evil, isn't it?Oh, right, we're a villain.
"Wait... Your Grandfather helped START the whole thing!? That's crazy! If anyone deserves to get in it's you!"S: "Haha, you flatter me but no. It was just my grandfather who helped start it, not me. I'm just a normal girl who happens to be pretty good at paperwork. I'm flattered you would think that, though. But can you keep it a secret between us? I don't want too many people to know.""Of course. So if your grandfather helped start the whole thing I imagine you would be rich by now. No need to work a small time job."S: "Well the money my family received for their contribution is long gone. If my grandfather were still around then maybe but he vanished ages ago. Besides, that would kinda be cheating. I would much rather just do this on my own. And as much as the paperwork annoys me I do have fun working with the Association. I even get to meet some interesting people.">Bridgette feels her face flush ever so slightly."So... I know you said your dad is good with gadgets and is willing to help but what about your mom?"S: "She's... Less enthusiastic. Still, she won't stop me from following my dream.""Well hey, you know... I'm not the best at fixing or building things but I know some people who might be willing to help you get that suit together. Or if you ever need someone to go Villaining with."S: "I think I'll keep working til I can get the suit on my own but thank you. However... It would be fun to go out with you and do some evil. Perhaps I can be your sidekick?""Haha, yeah. Sure. Like Batman and Robin or Captain America and Bucky."S: "I don't think any of those worked out...""Oh, yeah. Right. Well, as an actually capable duo. So what do you plan on doing with all that ransom money?"S: "Hmm.... I honestly haven't decided yet. My plans kind of just stopped at 'Get all the money.'' Do you have any suggestions?"
>>34378836You need the money to play the part of interested millionaire, then you rob the place blind once they let you in and use their own toys to break past all the defenses they let down for you on the way in.That's how you get the superest super suits.>>34378860Hey, Bridgette totally could summon incubus twinks for Rena to ravish.
>>34378887Maybe expand the dome, start your own restaurant, that sort of deal?What would you want to do, Bridgette?
>>34378908you realise Bridgette got a shitload of money recently for defeating Rena, right?
>>34378887It's important to think of what to do with the money after you have it. Otherwise it just gets robbed right out from under your bed.Your options tend to either be A. re-investing in supervillainy, or B. investing in some side project you also enjoy.
>>34378887With electricity? Oh man.Brown out the city. Not black out. BROWN OUT. Destroy the computers! And Big Boss.
>>34378887> S: "She's... Less enthusiastic. Still, she won't stop me from following my dream."Did Rena get abandoned by her family and that's why she's not talking with any of them? Or did her dad just remarry?
>>34378908>>Hey, Bridgette totally could summon incubus twinks for Rena to ravish.Do it for her birthday. I'm sure something can be arranged.
>>34378887>"Haha, yeah. Sure. Like Batman and Robin or Captain America and Bucky.">S: "I don't think any of those worked out..."They were fine for most of their adventures. Things really only went to hell when supervillains decided to mutilate or kill their sidekicks.>S: "Hmm.... I honestly haven't decided yet. My plans kind of just stopped at 'Get all the money.'' Do you have any suggestions?"That's actually a good question. With most professions, you're supposed to provide some goods or service and get money in exchange. With villainy, the point is to just take things. If all you want to do is get it, then what do you do with it?
>>34378887Use it to throw a villains only party. No heroes allowed.
>>34378989That's wonderfully insidious.
>>34378887>modern references Bridgette, quick question. What year is it?
>>34378887>going with Superhero duos>not villain duosYou never even mentioned Joker or Harley Quinn, and those are like the two most famous ones. Or even the more recent Ivy and Harley.Though you did mention Bats and Robin, and it doesn't get gayer than those two.
>>34378887>'' Do you have any suggestions?"Build orphanages, hospitals, homeless shelters and other things like that.Then make the beneficiaries fight in a big arena for funding.
>>3437904920XX, of course
>>34379075>doesn't get gayer than those two.Could this be Bridgette's chance of love?
>>34379112Until it turns out that Serena is only into reverse trap musclegirls wearing dog ears.
>>34378989Destroy the computers with your electrical powers, then offer your services as a secretary and a bureaucrat.After all those years, bureaucracy returns to civilization - an act of true villainy.>>34379100Great, now I've got the urge to play Mega Man X again.
>>34378887evil hostile takeover of the power company she likely held hostage during her plan?Nothing is more evil than being the utility company. Everyone pays!
>>34379100I think you mean 20X6
I don't really read the latest comics... I'm a bit behind.>>34379100It's 2XXX. Duh"Well... You could use the money and do a hostile take over of all the utility companies. Then once you control them all you can just do whatever you want. You'll have a monopoly over the entire thing. You can charge people whatever you feel like and they won't be able to complain about it."S: "Heh, that is pretty evil. I like the way you think, Bridgette.">The bell on the door jingles and Bridgette sees Rena and Robomaid walking in.Oh shit.It's Rena. Ah, crap... She might ruin this... Should... Should I go intercept her before she stumbles on us or just leave? Maybe ignore her completely and hope for the best?
>>34379406Why would Rena ruin everything? Her density is off the charts, as we all know. She'd likely just say hi and leave you to your business if you say you're busy with your date.
>>34379406Ignore her completely.If she does hijinks, then you and your girl can flee and remember it as a funny time.
>>34379406Ignore. Or CHALLENGER APPEARED, ARE YOU THE ARCHENEMY OR NOT!?
>>34379406I don't know. Honestly, I don't think she's that much of a risk. She's probably just here for the food.
>>34379406Bridgette, you should resign yourself to your fate.Whatever choice you make here will be the wrong one. Just try not to fuck things up too much.
>>34379406Alright, first off don't panic.Secondly, DO NOT SPEAK TO RENA WHILE YOU'RE ON A DATE.Don't drop your spaghetti, Bridgette.
>>34379406Ignore her. Maybe wave her hello if she sees you.Focus on your date, woman. It's doing great, don't ruin it now.
>>34379406Do not fire unless you're engaged by your arch first.If engaged, ARCH BATTLE!
>>34379406Keep the spaghetti in your pockets
>>34379406IgnoreOh, and we're on page 9.
>>34379406She'll be fine. If any potential misunderstandings arise, they shouldn't be hard to explain.
Right, I'll just completely ignore her.I'm just worried she'll pop up and start talking about embarrassing things or something... She probably won't but... This is going well, dammit. I don't want it to fuck up.>She focuses completely on her date and the evening goes by without much incident. Out of the corner of her eye she sees Robomaid and Rena leave but the redhead doesn't seem to notice Bridgette at all. Robomaid, however, does glace at her before continuing on.>It starts to get dark outside and Serena mentions she really needs to get going and finish up her project.S: "I had a really nice time today, though. If you want I'd love to do this again sometime. Maybe I can tag along next time you do some Villainy? I'd love to see how the pros do it.""Hehe, yeah, sure. Totally. I'm the best at Villainy."S: "Well, I'll see you later Bridgette."...What do I do now?A friendly handshake? Hug?Do I kiss her?Fuck, I've never actually made it to this stage.Am I supposed to walk her home or something?
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>34379708KISS, IT'S SOMETHING THAT YOU COULD NEVER DO WITH THE REAL RENA
>>34379708Walk her home maybe a hug.I don't think you don't kiss on the first date least not on the lips that will come off as too strong
>>34379708Give her a kiss, but on the cheek, don't go straight for the lips. It's usually a good indication that things can go further if she doesn't react badly to it!
>>34379708A kiss would likely be a bit too intimate at this point. Maybe hug her for a few seconds, and see how she reacts.
>>34379708Kiss her then turn into a bat and cuddle with her all night long.
>>34379756I'll agree with this one.
>>34379708Explore her mouth with your tongue. Gotta make sure there aren't any scary monsters in there.
>>34379708Walk her home, then give her a goodbye kiss. You can talk in the meantime, get to know each other better.Also, ask her her number or something so you can get in touch later on.
>>34379708You can offer to walk her home. I mean, she's unpowered, you're powerful, and this is a dangerous city. Makes sense.
>>34379845>scary monstersThat's racist, anon.
>>34379708Ask when you can do this again. Continue.
>>34379887how is that racist? if I said scary people would that be racist? no, it wouldn't. scary monsters exist just like scary people exist.
>>34379708Just tell her you'll see her later
>>34379974You should be checking for scary cavities. Also, we're playing as MONSTER MAESTRO.
>>34380005don't tell me what I should doI'll turn you into a lampa dinosaur lampyou won't light up though
"If you want... I could walk you home?">She smiles.S: "Sure, I would like that.">The two of them chat along the way but Bridgette's thoughts wander. Voices in her head scream out for her to try and kiss the girl but she just can't find a moment to.>Finally they reach her home, a rather nice building not too far from the association."Well... I'll uh... See you later, I guess?"S: "Yeah. Oh, here.">She takes out a piece of paper and writes something on it.S: "This is my number. I know we'll see each other at work tomorrow but... Feel free to text me, okay? I'd love to learn more about your Villainy.">Bridgette takes the number and nods.S: "I'll see you tomorrow, bye.">She waves at her and enters the house.>Bridgette stands there holding the number....I didn't fuck it up!
>>34380084YOU FUCKED UP BY NOT KISSING HER!
>>343800848/10 for not kissing the girl, but you got her number so you got some points back!
>>34380084Congratulations! Don't call her immediately, you don't want to appear needy or desperate.Now turn around and see Rena standing there.
>>34380084Good job!I'm proud of you, Bridgette.You should probably let your sister know so she doesn't do anything horrible to Serena in the thought that it didn't go well.
>>34380084Excellent work, comrade Bridgette!
>>34380084You fucked everything up by not kissing her.
This chapter reached 459 posts now.
>>34380084Now for this one to come tumbling down like your relationship with Rider~!
>>34380084QUICK, POCKET THE NUMBER.Before the wind blows it away or someone eats it or something.
>>34380084Amazing.You completed a date, something very few quest protagnists manage.
/me feels arms wrap around you.C: "Little sister, did that girl harm you? Shall I hurt her back?""W-what!? No! She was nice!"C: "Aww~ Well, I'm glad to hear that~ I hope everything goes well for you~?""How long were you watching me..?"C: "Oh, not -too- long. I was playing with dear Rena for a while. Come, let us go home and you can tell me all about the date.""... Fine. But if you make fun of me even a little bit..."C: "I won't~ I promise~"I know I didn't kiss her but...I think I'll have plenty more chances.I feel like things are finally starting to turn around for me.End of Chapter 53
>>34380265IT'S ONLY GONNA LEAD TO MORE SUFFERINGDon't believe in Larro's lies.
>>34380265But what did cynthia do to rena?
Okay, now we're up to 467 posts.
>>34380265Great Job everyone!
>>34380265>I think I'll have plenty more chances.HA HA, SHE GONNA DIE NOW.YOU WILL NEVER HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE.
>>34380321They grabbed a couple balls of yarn and played around with Benben.
Alright, so ends another chapter. I hope you all enjoyed it. Really sorry about all the delays that have been cropping up but school just started for me. Gotta deal with that.I do promise to make something special to make up for it.As always you can find the start for the next chapter on the twitter and I have the ask.fm where I try to answer any HQ related questions.>>34380321Horrible things.
>>34380400Would that something special need to be linked offsite?
Is it bad that I don't really ever want to see Bridgette attain true happiness?Her suffering is just too delicious. It's like Katia, but even better.
>>34380438I'll post it on my twitter when it's done.I'm mostly just deciding on a character now.
>>34380400Thanks for running man, great thread as always.
>>34380265>I feel like things are finally starting to turn around for me.Welp, nice knowing you Bridgette.
>>34380481Rider and CaffoOr Hex and Cynthia
>>34380481Thanks for running! Hope school will be ez pz for ya!
>>34380481Thanks for running man!
>>34380481So did Robomaid figure out that Bridgette's date looks exactly like her master?
>>34380730She did but she's not saying anything about it.
Just for convenience, 482 posts now.
>>34380791Are you going to end this quest prematurely if you start getting C's or D'c in classes?
>>34380934Probably just cut back on updates at most.I started HQ around a year ago this time and it didn't affect my grades much.
>>34380791>>34380730There's nothing wrong with having tastes.God knows it's hard to find a decent redhead.
>>34380998Oh thank goodness, thanks for being awesome!
>>34381003Truth. And Rena is a cutie.