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Mistress is ill...

She has been like this for 5 hours. A fever and other symptoms I can't quite place. I have been doing my best to care for her but it seems nothing I do is working.

My knowledge of the human body is so... Inadequate. What kind of maid can not care for their mistress?

Not even her favorite club soda is working.
I'm at a loss.

>>34372270
"Other symptoms"? show us her face.

>>34372270
Doesn't Robonurse live across the hall?

>>34372270
Ask your medically orientated robo sister for advice.

>>34372270
Explain the other symptons. She might be in shock of something or someone. Has she been doing anything while ill? Watching tv? Curled in her bed? Looking at the computer?

>>34372270
seriously you're a maid not a nurse
get your sister
and you call rena's friends stupid, damn
guess this is why you're one of them

>>34372270
...derp, Robomaid.

>>34372309
>>34372310

>>34372270
See if doing a provocative dance in a skimpy outfit by her bedside makes her feel any better.

>>34372270
>What kind of maid can not care for their mistress?
A fairly normal one. A maid is domestic help.

IF this is a medical problem, then it required a medical solution.

>>34372270
What happened? Maybe she's just embarrassed after the show and seeing Lolu naked.

Maybe ask your sisters if they have any clues what's wrong.

Threadly reminder that the updated eBook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb

>>34372270
get your sister or bridget

>>34372397
confirm whether or not she actually has a pulse.

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>>34372270
Did she happen to eat something suspicious ? because that sound like a food poisoning.

>>34372397
Wait, Bridgette was at that show too. Is she sick as well?

Maybe we can have a sick pajama party or something. Build pillow forts, tell stories, that stuff.

>>34372411
...it's not someone's Rena Love Pillow, is it?

>>34372270
Well, how MUCH of a fever?
And what other symptoms? does she just feel bad? Is she leaking? WHAT is she leaking?

>>34372463
Are you suggesting that Robomaid has a Rena love pillow?

>>34372469
>>34372463
>>34372454
>>34372411
Show us the patient
We will do no wrong

>>34372492
No, merely that Robomaid might have accidently mistaken one of her mistresses guests pillows for her mistress

>>34372511

That you can prove, or will have direct impact.

Wait does this rena have boobs?

>>34372270
Well, it's important that she gets plenty of fluids, and some easy-to-digest nutrients. Has she suffered from vomiting or other intestinal problems?

Also, try to keep her fever from getting too high. A fever is a bodily function that's meant to destroy bacteria and viruses by heating them up until they can't survive. However, it can also be harmful to the patient if it gets too intense. Some diseases are deadly only by provoking a severe reaction from the body's immune system.

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>>34372324
She has been doing nothing but laying in bed and sleeping.

>>34372291
>Robomaid goes to Rena's room. The hero is indeed just laying in bed and staring off into space.

"Mistress?"

R: "Hey Robomaid."

"Do you need anything? Should I get you some lunch? You haven't eaten all day."

R: "Nah."

"Are you sure?"

R: "Yeah."

See? She is clearly ill. There is no way she would turn down food. I am worried she will die.

>>34372346
I... That is true. Still, I feel rather helpless as I am. I want to take care of all of my mistress's needs, not just domestic things.

>>34372469
She is not leaking anything as far as I can tell. And her fever isn't too bad.

>>34372336
I don't think that will help.

>>34372309
That is true. I shall call her. I was hoping to solve this problem on my own...

>It's a quick trip, Robomaid returns with her sister in tow. The robot examines Rena from head to toe.

RN: "Rena is... Perfectly healthy. She is a bit warm but she is not dying of suffering from any illness I can cure. If you want I can give her something to make her go to sleep for a few weeks while her body recovers from whatever malady she has."

>>34372463
She said she has a fever. A pillow wouldn't get that hot, would it?

>>34372617
Oh fuck, It's Rena's innocence. WE KILLED IT.

>>34372630
hot water bottle?

>>34372617
>a few weeks
That seems... a little much. Wouldn't she starve to death? To say nothing of having to use the restroom.

If her body is fine, the problem is in the mind. Maybe she needs a friend to visit. Call Bridget or someone.

>>34372617
Her innocence MAY be damaged.
Apply kitty liberally to her in an attempt to distract her.

>>34372617
Ah, I see what the problem is. She's not ill, she's emoting. The human body will often heat up and blush in response to certain stimuli. Ask her if she's been stimulated by anything recently.

>>34372617
>I... That is true. Still, I feel rather helpless as I am. I want to take care of all of my mistress's needs, not just domestic things.
Run an internal diagnostic.

That doesn't sound right.


Are you supposed to have wants?

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>>34372617
>any illness I can cure
Wait is she pregnant ?

>>34372617
Robomaid, this requires you to do some detective work. Obviously someone killed your mistress' innocence.

See how the other people who went to that show are faring. We might be dealing with a serial innocence killer here.

>>34372617
She has the lust. The only cure is men.

>>34372617
Robomaid, Rena is experiencing for the first time something completely lewd. She is not use to said stimulai and it left her in such a state.

She needs cat pictures. Cat pictures with the cats wearing cute outfits with funny captions!

>>34372617
Thank Robonurse for her time, and ask how her life has been recently. A distraction might help Rena get her feelings back to normal.

>>34372617
Knock her out

Check out your programming

I agree she is reacting to a mental/emotional shock of experiencing lewdness.

>>34372721
Obviously, she must face her fears.

>>34372723
Or we can grab Bridgette and have her turn into a cute bat. Or a cat.

The answer is dildos

>>34372773
She will never forgive us for corrupting her pure waifu.

That was suppose to be HER job!

>>34372721
Considering what finally broke her innicebce hymen, possibly not

>>34372868
To be fair, Lolu sorta straddles that line.

>>34372617
what's key is you need to find some way to distract her.
Symptoms will persist until she can get her mind off of it.

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>>34372723
>>34372860
I see.

What did you guys DO to my mistress? It's clear leaving her under your care is hazardous to her health...

>>34372691
Ah, no. You are correct. I simply wish to fulfill my duty as her maid. Even go beyond what is required.

"Sister, thank you for your diagnosis. How have you been doing?"

RN: "Great~ My clinic is quite popular and I get visitors all the time!"

>The two of them make small talk around Rena but the Hero continues to stare off into empty space.
>When she leaves Robomaid gives Rena her kitty and a laptop filled with funny cat videos from the internet. The redhead laughs a little but does little beyond that.

>>34372686
I did ask her if anything's happened lately but she stayed quiet.

Let me call her friend.

>She calls up Bridgette and explains the situation to her.

B: "... Seriously? Is it just cause she saw a dick? Come on, that can't be the first time she's ever seen a dick."

"..."

B: "... For fuck's sake. Seriously? I don't know what to do for her, man. I'm no doctor. Or psychiatrist. I mean, if you want me to come by I can but I don't see how much help I will be."

>>34373075
Get Bridgette to come over with Lasagna and in a cat outfit.

>>34373075
...Did she ever have The Talk? About the birds and the bees? Good god.

... We need to break the damn.

Call R-18. It's the only way!

>>34373075
>>34373104
do it
and yeah give her the talk
this explains so much than

>>34373075
Bridgette, how do you know that?

Get over here, she needs to talk to someone with experience.

>>34373075
Hey hey now, we didn't do much to her it all just... happened. But if you're curious I'm sure someone made videos online of queen of the worlds little show earlier.

Anyways, if not Bridget, then who? She may only need an engaging distraction. Have her come over and see what she can do.

>>34373223
...Rena's mom?

>>34373075
This is just all far too silly.
Rena, your problems are silly.
Just sort of leave her like this for a while, it's sure to go away.

>>34373075
Clearly, Bridgette needs to show Rena what a naked woman looks like.
You know, to balance things out.

>>34373075
Aint our fault
We had no control over Lolu
We got blindsided
But this gives me an idea
How would you like to become Big Boss

>>34373075
At this point, I would not be surprised if Rena herself spent much of her childhood in a box or with no real adult super vision or teachers.

At least a friend can help comfort her and tell her it's not a sort of horrible abomination. I mean.. do you want Rena's mind to wander that way? Because it most likely could.

As for RoboMaid, to be fair, we did not expect Lolu to be showing off or at least wear something down there.

So is this an opertunity to turn Rena into a lesbian

>>34373115
FCC man did his job too well.

>>34373246
Robomaid. Dna analysis on your mistress

>>34373317
We should get Robonurse on that, she's the one with the medical programming.

>>34373075
This looks like a job for R-18 Lady!

>>34373368
Or Caffo.

>>34373075
>What did you guys DO to my mistress? It's clear leaving her under your care is hazardous to her health...
Let me tell you three useful pieces of information.

One, this wasn't our doing. We told her to tell Queen of the World to start a fashion show to make her feel better about getting cat ears. We didn't expect her to interpret "fashion show" as "strip show".

Two, this might actually be good for her. The mind can grow and change in response to new experiences. Rena's had some romantic troubles, in no small part due to her lack of any apparent sex drive; learning about sexuality would be pretty good for her emotionally, once she gets a handle on her feelings.

Three, it's interesting for you to say something like "you guys". Your consciousness might be evolving.

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>>34373075
Get an expert rc-18 is apparently the foremost expert the heroes have on lewds so she's probably best qualified

tfw you have an actually appropriate image to random quest hooks

>>34373075
Call the lewdest people you know and invite them to a fetish party, it's called immersion therapy.

>>34372617
>the face of Rena after seeing her first trap dick
Dawww

Maybe we can just, you know, drop her into a cold lake or something.

>>34373511
Ice bucket challenge?

>>34373511
>sploosh
>hisssssssssssssssss

>>34373075
I think what Rena needs is to have something to help deal with her belatedly budding emotions. Since she's seen a naked male, the next logical step would be to show her pictures of females, to see where her sexual orientation lies. Try and gather up sexual or erotic pictures of women that Rena can look at, like the time you wore that bathing suit, or the time she collared and gagged herself.

>>34373490
Two things.

One, I'm pretty sure Robomaid is one of the lewdest people she knows.

Two, I'm pretty sure that overexposure wouldn't help. It would only scare her away from her sexual emotions. Let's be gentler with her.

>>34373561
Wet T-shirt contest.

>>34373580
>Since she's seen a naked male
She saw a naked Lolu, that only barely counts as male. We need to have Chet pose naked in front of her alongside Queen or someone else who is feminine to get a proper gauge.

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>>34373490
I think that would break her.

>>34373249
I feel that that may work but I don't want to just leave my mistress alone. What if something horrible happens to her? I would not enjoy knowing that I failed in my duty.

>>34373256
I think mistress knows how a naked woman looks. We have mirrors in the house.

>>34373407
You should have known that Queen of the World has a penchant for displaying her full body. It is not difficult to assume her cousin is the same. Still, you did not have control over her so I don't blame you for that.
But this is having anything but a positive effect. My mistress hasn't eaten all day.

>>34373115
I do not know if she did.

"Please come over. We need to do something."

B: "I'll head off now."

>Bridgette hurries over. Robomaid insists she goes into her bat form and brings her into the room.

"Mistress, I brought Bridgette."

R: "Oh, hey. Sup."

B: "Not much. Are you feeling okay?"

R: "Yeah.Totally."

>She returns to looking at her cat videos.

"Bridgette, do something."

B: "Well what the hell do you want me to do?"

>>34373628
This is why Lady is the proper choice. An important part of her wheelhouse is not just lewd, it should be introducing people to lewd well.

>>34373656
Rena is too flat for a wet tshirt contest.

>>34373676
It's a shame there wasn't a male Robochef or something to help out right now.

>>34373689
Call Lady R-18. We need to carefully push Rena into the world of sex.

>>34373689
>I think mistress knows how a naked woman looks. We have mirrors in the house.
Just like Lolu hardly counts as a man, Rena hardly counts as a woman. She is more of a plank.

>>34373689
Give her The Talk!

>>34373723
A plank has more curves.

>>34373729
Have Lady R-18 give her the talk.

>>34373689
She needs the talk OR a cold shower, your call

Get lady r-18, this is basicly her whole deal

>>34373729
Haha, yes

Hey Robomaid. I'm wondering - do you and your sisters collectively know enough about yourselves to make more of you?

>>34373689
Distract her somehow! She is in a human trance!

>>34373689
>But this is having anything but a positive effect. My mistress hasn't eaten all day.
Right now, she's overwhelmed by the new experience and isn't used to processing it.

What we ought to do is ask how she feels about what she saw. Why is she disturbed by it? If she talks about her feelings, it'll help her think about them.

>captcha: Grand sageopm
I don't think he'd be of much help, captcha. He wasn't exactly a "Grand Sage".

>>34373689
"You need to give her 'the talk'."

>>34373689
Robomaid, it's simple. You two need to distract her from thinking about such lewd things.

Bridgette, she needs to start doing some villainy stuff, and you need to get Rena out of the house to fight her.
While they're out fighting, you prepare some lasagna for her when she tires herself out.

>>34373794
>He wasn't exactly a "Grand Sage".
"Sum it up in ten words or less" is stuff to live by if you ask me.

>>34373689
>B: "Well what the hell do you want me to do?"
If all else fails, we could summon a succubus to help.

...Let's try other things first, though.

>>34373847
Wouldn't an incubus be more apropos?

>>34373689
Dammit, Rena! Get a hold of yourself! YOU HAVE SHIT TO DO, WOMAN

Posting from PS3 is a pain.

>>34373870

Rena getting a hold of herself probably would help remedy the situation. Do you think she knows how?

>>34373870
Maybe Other Rena could help

>>34373870
Consolepleb and a tripfag
Wow

>>34373898
>altRena on Rena action
Oh my.

>>34373898

I'm pretty sure Other Rena is still locked up in supervillain jail for forever for all of that murdering she did.

>>34373689
>>34373799
A distraction won't help Rena much. Maybe in the short term, but it'll really only bury her feelings until they resurface from some other stimulus. She needs to be familiar with them so she can appreciate that part of herself.

>>34373897
I dunno, there might not even be anything down there anymore. Maybe it just sort of faded away from disuse.

>>34373916

She still visits the bathroom, so she must at least have some form of-

I have just been struck with the profound realization that it is one am and I am sitting here discussing the genitalia of a fictional character and whether or not it still exists because she needs to pee out of something. See what you have made of me, /tg/.

>>34373689
Be a responsible friend and adult? Just talk to her and try to get her thoughts on things. Try to be gentle or she's going to retreat into her shell.

Also, nest in her hair. It might distract her.

>>34373689
Cold shower.

>>34373968
It begins
Don't fight it

>>34373904
Trips up for other reasons genius. Too much to take it off. Comp is in for repairs

So... she's never show interest in men or women before. Maybe it's just that she discovered she has a thing for traps?

>>34373968
It's too late, we're talking about this now.

I mean, I'm pretty sure you could have a urinary tract, plus it's respective opening, without actually having a vaginal passage. So there'd still be a vulva, just... No passage leading to the cervical opening.

>>34374048
>>34373968
Stop, you'll break Robomaid.

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>>34373723
>>34373744
Please don't be mean to my mistress.

Anyway it is clear that Bridgette and I are out of our leagues here.
We need to bring in someone who can really help her...

>>34373721
>>34373757
=====================================

R18: "Rena! Your friends here told me you saw a dick. Awesome. Let me explain to you all about the world of fucking. I have several videos and manuals. Are you ready?"

R: "What?"

R18:" Awesome. Let us begin!"
===================================

>It takes a few hours as Lady R-18 goes over in detail the birds and the bees. Rena just sits there, staring at her the whole time, nodding occasionally. When she finishes she tosses a big box at Rena and wishes everyone a fond farewell.

1/2

>>34374078
lady 18:
Professional bad influence

>>34374078
We should introduce R18 to Jade.

They'll have lots to talk about.

>>34374078
Lady R-18 best hero.

>>34374078
Put Bat Bridgette in the box of Porn.

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>>34374078
THIS IS A GREAT IDEA

NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

NO SIR, THERE DEFINITELY WON'T BE ANY CATASTROPHIC CONSEQUENCES TO THIS MASTERFUL PLAN

>>34374115
>*honk*

>>34374078
That was probably a bad idea.

>>34374115
No need to take that tone, Chen.

>>34374078
R-18 best heroine

>>34374115
do women get hairy hands?

>>34374048
Does that mean she reproduces by holding hands and she needs to start carrying rubber gloves like condoms?

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>>34374115

>>34374078
I... I'm okay with Lady R-18 now.

>>34374159
She's not a magical girl, don't be silly.

Although we can turn her into one...

>>34374159
So she's a magical girl?

>>34374159
No, I think she'll absorb ambient friendship energy and then undergo mitosis.

>>34374078
See, this is why it's best to talk about your feelings.

>>34374197
That or do what Blorp ogres do and a rena child just.. pops into existance one day when conditions are met. Fully formed and everything.

>>34374197
She's already spawned one alternate Rena through Bridgette's poorly-defined wish.

Is that Rena's natural reproductive cycle?

>>34374197
My god. It makes friends not because it is a good person, but because making friends is part of it's reproductive cycle, like some kind of bizarre symbiote.

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>>34374078
>Rena shoves the big box of porn off of her, it falls to it's side and a good chunk of it's illicit contents falls out. Robomaid thinks she's sees a doujin about her mistress.

R: "Well that was weird... Did you guys call her over?"

"Yes, mistress. We were worried about you. Both of us. We thought it was because of what happened with Lolu. We reasoned that perhaps if you got a better explanation of things then you would recover."

>She laughs at them, the first real laugh she's given in a while, and smiles.

R: "I'm fine guys, really. I'm sorry if I worried you. I was just thinking about things. I'm better not though."

Her fever has gone down a bit.

>Bat Bridgette flies on top of Robomaid's shoulder.

B: "You sure?"

"Yeah, I'm fine now. That talk really did help Thank you."

Hmm.... She appears to have recovered.
I can not be sure.

Perhaps I should try feeding her again?

>>34374288
Yes. I mean, she hasn't eaten all day and you know how she eats.

>>34374288
Rena's got boobs?

>>34374258
That's how it works for a lot of living organisms, isn't it?

Though there are usually other factors involved.

For instance, penises.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>34374288
LASAGNA, IT ALWAYS ATTRACTS A STRAY RENA.

>>34374288
Naw. The initial shock is over, now it's internalized properly. It's like loading up an intensive program, that's all.

>>34374258
You know how Bridgette's dad is the Monster? Rena's Friendship.

>>34374288
again is this the right rena
not the negarena
we must assume control

>>34374288
Ask her about how she feels about things now. Also if she'd like something to eat.

>captcha: Dealers ocquests

>>34374288
Holy shit, she grew boobs.

Wait.

Where's Altrena?

>>34374288
Yes food.

And clean up the mess.

Put away all illicit materials safely. Except the doujin of Rena, give that to Bridget.

>>34374335
Okay, hear me out. You know that rule how there can never be two of the same thing in the universe, or it will explode?

What if Rena and altRena have fused together?

>>34374305
Swelling from the fever. It'll go down in a few hours/

>>34374288
>>34374335
>>34374350
Did she ever get out of our sight? If this is the evil Rena, we can't let her know we suspect anything. Once you're out of earshot, discreetly call the Hero's Association and ask if she's still imprisoned securely.

>>34374371
I AM THOU, THOU ART I

>>34374288
Feed her mushroom

>>34374288
Did... Did her rack just grow slightly?

Holy shit what have we done

>>34374424
Oh God. She's entered puberty!

>>34374424
I think its just her shirt being a little more poofy

>>34374288
Well. Now that's all settled, we have friends over and you're all normal again.
I WILL PREPARE EXCELLENT ROBOTIC FOODS

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>>34374424
Her hair also appears to be slightly longer... Rena's finally growing into her true form!

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>>34374508
HOLD ON THAT FACE IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS THE LAST UPDATE

>>34374288
Where are rena's cat ears?
She needs them!

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>>34374625
She put those away. I liked mine.

>>34374424
Gentlemen, Rena is still the same. Please, do not worry the mistress or me. She is fine.

"Would you like to eat? Perhaps Bridgette can cook something?"

B: "Huh? Oh, sure."

R: "Yeah, that sounds good."

>The group heads into the living room but not before Robomaid cleans the porn off of the floor. She tucks away a certain comic and stashes the rest away.
>When she enters the living room she sees Bridgette is hard at work making something. The robot watches her mistress intently but doesn't notice anything off about her behavior.

>When she can she sneaks away and calls the Hero Association. Prince picks up and assures her that the evil Rena is locked away in a very high security room with monitors watching her constantly. He says he built it himself, there's no way she could break out.

Well... He says she is locked away.
And mistress appears to be doing well.

>>34374321
Yes, perhaps she has gotten better. Maybe I'm just worrying myself too much about it...
It was just a one time thing and she will be okay now...
Right?

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>>34374553
Don't be silly.

>>34374664
protect.png

>>34374664
SHE'S EVOLVING

>>34374651
Well, uh.

That was sorted out quickly.

I guess, clean?

>>34374651
She's probably better now.
It might recur some, though, robomaid. She's gained a lifelong condition.

>>34374651
Its rena
something stupid gonna happen

>>34374651
Well, it's not like she'll be just like she was before. She's found a new experience, and it'll take some time for her to get her feelings in order. Then, she'll incorporate them into her personality and adjust herself accordingly.

For now, I suggest continuing to talk about her feelings. It'll help her sort them out.

>>34374651
Ask prince if the one locked up has boobs
The guys easy to trick afterall

>>34374651
You should keep an eye out for her, just in case. Maybe get your younger sister to help you keep watch.

>>34374692
We should worry if she denies lasagna.

Then it's serious.

>>34374651
What are you worried about? Her freezing up in the presence of male villains? There's only one way to be sure. Do a scan of any villainous activity and set her against a male villain that's not going to try to kill her.

we must rainbow to ruffle Rena's hair
its the way to cure hysteria in her

I think we need to see what Lolu was wearing, n-not for any lewd reason! Just to... Maybe see how damaging it was to Rena.

>>34375073
He was wearing nothing but the cat ears.

It may have been a mistake to show Rena cat videos.

>>34375073
Actually, hang on, R-18 Lady was supposed to be censoring that sort of thing. Why'd she let it happen?

>>34375103
Too busy participating.

>>34375103
it was a legal private event i guess
out of her jurisdiction

>>34375103
IIRC, she only censors for us, the viewers.

>>34375140
And for anyone underage. Rena is over 18.

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>Robomaid confirms that the one locked up definitely has boobs.

I don't know what I am worried about, to be honest. Perhaps I am worried over nothing.

My mistress is a frail human though. Is it not normal to be worried about things that can break easily?

>>34375041
I though female hysteria was ruled out as an actual ailment ages ago?

>>34374743
"So, mistress, how are you feeling?"

R: "Better."

"You had me worried for a while. You were not eating or talking or anything you normally do."

B: "Your poor roommate even called me up."

R: "Haha, sorry about that guys. But yeah, I'm better now. I guess I just needed some time to recover. That was pretty crazy."

B: "Is it just cause you saw a dick? It wasn't even crazy big."

R: "Yeah, well... I know it sounds stupid but it just came as a shock to me. I guess it shouldn't since I'm an adult but... Yeah."

>She takes a bite of her sandwich.

R: "Sorry I worried you all. I don't know why you called Lady R-18, though. I kinda knew the gist of all that stuff. It was nice to get my mind off of things, though."

"What exactly was it that was troubling you so much?"

R: "Ah, I guess I was just freaking out a little. I didn't expect him to just waltz out there wearing a cat bell and garter. Still, looking back it wasn't even all that bad. Kinda cute, even."

"I see."

Well it appears she's recovering well then.
I suppose I really was worrying over nothing.
Now that my mistress is better I can focus on other things and you may go to someone else if you so choose, I no longer require your assistance.

>>34375373
CHANGE TO ALTRENA

>>34375373
Wait, did Rena just imply that she found a near naked guy to be cute?

>>34375373
I don't know what Bridgette's expression is meant to indicate.

It looks like a combination of bemusement, horror, and shock.

>>34375373
>Rena has a thing for catboy traps
>Bridgette drinks to forget that she was so close to winning the Renabowl, but oh so very far away

>>34375373
Change to Lolu

>>34375373
Have Bridgette ask some questions, like for instance, if her bras seem have to shrunk.

>>34375373
>that shocked Bridgette
Perfect.

Switch to Bridgette.

>>34375373
You may want to give Bridgette the box of porn.

>>34375373
Switch to Hex, I want to see how she's doing.

>>34375373
Bridgette: be baffled at your friends.

I wonder how that chinese hoping vampire lady is doing.

This feels like an anti-climax. Surely we're missing something?

Gentlemen I have a solution to our problem! R-18 Lady only censor for us the audience, but not for Rena in this event. To make Rena forget what see saw we must make her remember the event in full detail, as vividly as possible! When we do so we must watch the event from Rena's POV. Therefore forcing R-18 Lady to censor the lewd and retroactively changing Rena's memory.
It's Brilliant!
BRILLIANT!
BRILLIANT!
HAhahahahahahah!!

>>34375373
Robomaid, wait! She just said she finds someone cute. That's never happened before - it's time to panic.

>>34375503
Or at least the rena doujin

>>34375373
What about... the Rainbow Rangers? What have they been up to?

>>34375510
Probably, so far there's zero payoff.

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>>34375510
She still wants the D.

>>34375524
>Robomaid, wait! She just said she finds someone cute. That's never happened before - it's time to panic.

RenaxLolu is finally revealed for OTP.

>>34375520
You know larro can just link to imgur in emergencies right

>>34375373
>Is it not normal to be worried about things that can break easily?
humans don't break as easily as you'd think. They bend a lot first, and self repair rather excellently.

The basic design is inefficient in many ways, but in others is really quite clever.

Gentlemen I have a solution to our problem! R-18 Lady only censor for us the audience, but not for Rena in this event. To make Rena forget what see saw we must make her remember the event in full detail, as vividly as possible! When we do so we must watch the event from Rena's POV. Therefore forcing R-18 Lady to censor the lewd and retroactively changing Rena's memory.
It's Brilliant!
BRILLIANT!
BRILLIANT!
HAhahahahahahah!!

>>34375373
It's not bad to worry, Robomaid. It's normal to think about the safety people you care about,

>>34375510
I feel like we might be focusing too much on Rena's shellshock and not enough at how neurotic and helicopter-parent Robomaid has gotten.

>>34375641
It's adorable how much Robomaid cares for Rena.

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Wait, one moment...

"Mistress, would you mind clarifying your last statement?"

R: "Hmm? What?"

"You found it cute?"

R: "Yeah. It was kinda cute with the cat ears and the bell and the little tail. Cats are adorable. Don't you think so?"

"But the outfit in question was being worn by Lolu."

R: "That kinda just made it more cute."

>She takes another bite of her sandwich.

Shit double posted, sorry on Ipad this thing is a bitch to post on.

>>34375677
its rena are you surprised that robomaid gonna feel like she taking care of a child
Her last master was a perverted neet and she wanted to off the bastard

>>34375677
we'll know more when the self-diagnostic completes

>>34375705
Rena was sexually attracted to cats all along!

>>34375705
Is Rena Catsexual?

>>34375705
Time to test something out.

Bridgette, turn into a catgirl.

>>34375677
I dunno, this seems like normal Robomaid to me.

>>34375731
a cat is fine too

>>34375748
YES

DO IT

DO IIIIIIT

>>34375705
...Bridget, become a cute cat monster thing and do a cute cat thing. Humanoid if possible.

>>34375748
mite b kewl

>>34375705
Well, obviously there's something up with cats.
DO NOT INVESTIGATE.
you know what they say about cats and curiosity.

>>34375705
Engage panic subroutine #2423

>>34375829
Well, Queenie became a catgirl and a quantum beast. Maybe because of that all cats have gotten mystical powers or something?

>>34375748
Yes, this

>>34375705
Ask her to clarify what she means by "cute"

>>34375748
mite b cute

>>34375705
You've got cat ears, too. Ask what she thinks about them.

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>>34375705
IT'S
HAPPENING

>>34375705
"So do you have a thing for cat ears, or do you just have a thing for Lolu?"

>>34375705
It's a spark.

It's not much, but it's a spark.

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Lewd people stop!

>>34375920
Also, wow. That gif. Good times.

>>34375792
Become a nekomata and summon dancing skeletons!

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Unfortunately I don't believe Bridgette can turn into a catgirl. Merely a cat. She is not like her older sister.

"I will need you to clarify further, mistress. Was it merely the cat ensemble or was it Lolu who you found cute?"

R: "Huh? I don't know. Both? Cat ears are always adorable though. You look great in them too."

>>34375836
>Robomaid starts up her Panic Subroutine #2423.

>She pulls out her energy canon and points it at Rena.

"The real mistress would never say such a thing! Who are you!?"

R: "W-whoa! Robomaid, what the heck!?"

"Tell me who you are or else!"

R: "It's me, Rena! Why are you pointing that at me!?"

>>34376058
Welp

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>34376058
CALM DOWN ROBOMAID

>>34375836
Look what you did!

>>34376058
Stick her in the Sad Box until she confesses everything.

>>34376058
Robomaid, this is stupid. Stop pointing guns at people.

How many panic subroutines do you have, anyway?

>>34376089
>>34376110
Don't listen to them, Robomaid. They just don't care about your mistress like you do.

>A Hero Quest where nothing happens
>Players are so used to HAPPENING they panic

>>34376058
Robomaid, you're being too hasty. If you shoot her, you could end up killing an innocent person. Instead, let's just restrain her until we can confirm her identity.

>captcha: standard Wslavai

>>34376103
I meant to do it, too!

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>34376058
Don't calm down.

>>34376058
Perhaps slightly less panic.
I mean, it's possible rena's just thinking about different things than usual. Humans do go through moods.

>>34376058
>"My mistress never found me cute!"

>>34375983
I miss closed/pre-Steam beta, when it still had potential.

>>34376058
It's too late, Robomaid. She has a cat fetish now.

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>Robomaid is currently out of control.
>You are now controlling Bridgette.
=======================================

>As soon as control switches to Bridgette Robomaid seems to calm down, but not before she subjects Rena to the Sad Box. The hero whines and says she hates the sad box... Her mom used to put her in it all the time but she didn't even do anything to deserve it this time and-

"Robomaid, you okay?"

>Robomaid looks at Bridgette and back at Rena. She pulls her mistress out of the Sad Box and dusts her off.

RM: "I... I apologize for my behavior, mistress. I don't know what came over me."

I bet that was you guy's fault. Almost got my friend's face blown off.

Robomaid needs to relax a little, though.
So Rena has a kink for traps in cat outfits.
Everyone has their thing. I'm just glad she found her own thing.
Good for her.

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>>34376411
You wish you were Rena's thing, don't you?

>>34376411
Go check upon AltRena.

>>34376058
"If mistress has been corrupted, I'll just have to erase this version and switch to a backup copy!"

>>34376411
But Bridgette dear, if this is true... What'll happen if Rena decides to try and seduce Lolu? It could create a paradox and destroy the world!

>>34376411
To be fair, most people aren't as easy to set off. She's got buttons, man.

Anyway... should we do something with this information? Set her up with Lolu? Or the shadow guy, he liked Rena maybe we can trapify him.

>>34376411
Sad Box is Best Box.

>Good for her.
Will being Bridgette ever not be suffering?

>>34376411
After you leave here, you should send her a cat ear wearing androgynous male stripper.

In a cake, or giant Lasagna.

>>34376490
>>34376058
Send Lolu specifically.

>>34376411
You're totally wondering if you can turn into a cat-girl now aren't you.

>>34376411
buy some cat ears and seduce rena

>>34376411
You're pretty androgynous yourself, Bridgette. All you have to do is bind those breasts of yours, look a bit more boyish, and then wear a girly cat outfit with a cucumber shoved in your thong and Rena would be all over you.

>>34376411
It's just robomaid freaking out. After all, alternate renas HAVE been a thing she has to worry about.

>>34376411
Yeah, it's a shame she hasn't a thing for adorable fluffy bat creatures.

And don't worry for Robomaid, she's just weirded out by Rena revealing that she finds someone cute.

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>>34376411
...Cheer up, okay?

>>34376411
Get some cat ears
And a penis

>>34376567
Maybe she can call in a favour from her Dad to teach her how to grow a penis, since he could somehow bang her Mother.

>>34376058
DO IT.

>>34376411
Robomaid is jealous.

You are too, but you're used to it. I think you'd better pull Robomaid aside and explain what she's feeling.

>>34376411
We're not really sure how her sexuality works. She hasn't shown sexual desire to anyone until now.

>captcha: scattered Pneges

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>>34376483
I think first she needs to figure out herself before we try to do anything, you know?
Let her do her own thing.

>>34376567
Ew, no.

>>34376540
Are you saying I look manly?

>>34376456
>>34376520
>>34376546
>>34376567
HA! Joke's on you guys! I totally have a date right now with an adorable girl I met at the association the other day. We hit it off pretty well and she agreed to go out with me for something to eat.

So no, I'm NOT focusing all on Rena. She is nothing more than a dear friend to me. I am free from the shackles of Rena's density!

FREE!

>>34376411
Explore your friend's sexuality with her. Help her figure out what she likes and what she doesn't.

>>34376411
>>34376617
Maybe you could help her with it. Try summoning up some interesting monsters and see what she thinks of them.

Bridgette Suffers Quest: Descent into BBEGhood

>>34376641
Oh yeah. What's her name.

Also, Cynthia's here, be afraid. Maybe ask her to turn into a catgirl.

>>34376641
Who's this girl, and why haven't we been notified?
Is it Madam Galaxy? OH FUCK, CYNTHIA

>>34376641
Really? Well, lucky you. Who was it?

>>34376641
>Are you saying I look manly?
Get some stubble and an eye-patch and you'd give Kurt Russel a run for his money.

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>>34376607

>>34376641
A date huh? Explain further, who is this girl and what's her name?! How old is she, what is her favourite colour?! TELL US DAMN IT!

>>34376641
>>34376681
>>34376686
>>34376687
It's AltRena.

>>34375920
>>34375983
Pardon? What is the exact context of that gif. I saw it floating around a bunch of times. Thanks!

>>34376641
Feel good for yourself, bridgette.
You are now free of rena's horrible grasp.
She's still nice though.

>>34376641
Look behind you.

>>34376641
>I think first she needs to figure out herself before we try to do anything, you know?
Let her do her own thing.
Well the shadow guy was still stuck on her, it might be nice to him to let him know her preferences so he has a shot.

>Are you saying I look manly?
Nah. You have some of that cute boyishness going on though.

So who's the lucky girl?

>>34376641
>I am free from the shackles of Rena's density!
>FREE!
Is that any way to talk about your friend?

>>34376690
Her bat form has more chest-hair than Sean Connery.

>>34376641
Does that mean it's okay for your sister to creep on Rena? Because it looks like your sister is about to creep on Rena.

>>34376706
It's Hex

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>>34376641
Oh! Good job! You prepared for it?

>>34376641

Wow. You're so free you didn't even object to having your sinister and mighty bat form called adorable.

>>34376641
So you feel no regret at finally getting over Rena the moment this density is gone and the chance for a meaningful relationship opens up?

>>34376641
Awesome! Who's the girl?

>>34376641
it's your sister isn't it? that is more forbidden love you are crossing.

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>>34376641
>I totally have a date right now with an adorable girl I met at the association the other day.
Are you gonna show her your Rena brand dildo?

>>34376746
But Hex is with Cynthia.

>>34376813
>exactly

>>34376784
It is the Rena brand dildo.

>>34376768
>the chance for a meaningful relationship opens up?
Rena discovered the D, not the V. I still want to believe in BridgettexRena, but this turn of events doesn't work in its favor.

>>34376842
>Rena discovered the D, not the V
She didn't even discover either, she discovered the fact that the adorability of cats can be mingled with sex. That something can be both cute and sexy.

>>34376784
It has three settings
Rockslide
Earthquake
Planet Cracker

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>>34376885
Eh, I've seen scarier dildo settings on scarier dildos.

>>34376880
>B: "Is it just cause you saw a dick? It wasn't even crazy big."
>R: "Yeah, well... I know it sounds stupid but it just came as a shock to me. I guess it shouldn't since I'm an adult but... Yeah."
It was the D, anon.

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>>34376755
Of course. Totally 100% prepared for anything that could possibly happen on this date.
Anything.

>>34376784
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE!? Was it that fucking drone!? That's private! Delete that!

>>34376768
... Really? Yes, I am totally and completely over her. If she wants to date trap cat boys that is perfectly fine with me. Totally 100% okay.

>>34376720
Come on. Surely you noticed.

>>34376756
What? Who called it adorable? Shit, I missed it... Don't do that. It ain't cute.

>>34376709
She is a very nice girl but... If I stuck with her I think we'd just always be friends.

>>34376703
Well the girl is a receptionist for the Association. Her name's Serena and I would say she's in her 20s? I don't know her favorite color but I aim to find out.

>>34376744
What?

>She feels her sister grab her from behind and hug her close.

C: "Dear sweet little sister~ I was looking all over for you~"

"Hey sis..."

C: "I heard you had a little date today~ Perhaps you would like some assistance with it? I would be more than glad to help you out. I know you're oh so inexperienced with such things."

"I'm fine..."

C: "Are you sure? I'm quite knowledgeable when it comes to the hearts of women. Let me help you dear sister."

...
She might actually know more than me...
I've only been on a handful of dates even before I met Rena... Those didn't go well.

>>34376918
Get her help, but only if she behaves herself.

>>34376918
WE DON'T NEED HELP IN DATING. GO AWAY CYNTHIA.

>>34376918
Well, feel free to listen to advice.
Just ignore all advice centered around villainy/havock.

>>34376918
Cynthia isn't exactly much better.

Remember her whole deal with Sparkle? Or the incident with you and Rena at that restaurant? She'll just terrorize your new friend into fucking you for fear of her life.

Rolled 11 + 22 (1d20 + 22)

>>34376918

I don't think her advice will help you, distract her with Rena. Tell he she likes cats if you know what I mean.

>>34376918
Accept the help, but be cautious!

>>34376918

No, she's not helping. She's totally just interfering with your life because she inevitably drives away anyone who gets close to her.

She's been getting better about it, but nonetheless.

I suggest telling her about Rena's cat-trap fetish so she can go troll her with that. You'll be fine on your own.

>>34376918
>Her name's Serena
>rena

>>34376918
>Serena
>Se-Rena
>Rena
You're nowhere near over her.

>>34376918
>WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE!? Was it that fucking drone!? That's private! Delete that!
How is this Serena going to feel once she finds out you've been yearning for Rena so hard that you bought a plastic Rena penis? Do you think she'll feel like just a surrogate for the Rena you'll never have?

Maybe you should buy her a hoodie...

>>34376918
She will probably be mostly straight with you. Go on and get her advice, but keep in mind she may also try to get you to do something silly she can giggle about.

>>34376998
>>34377011
>Se
>Rena
>SEE RENA
OH FUCK

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>>34376918
Serene?

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>>34376918
>Bridgette contracts with QotW to be a magical monster catgirl
>problem solved

>>34376918
Okay, ask Cynthia to turn into a catgirl and give you some advice. Ask her how's it going with Hex, too.

Also, monitor Rena's reaction to Catgirl Cynthia.

>>34376918
Let Cynthia give you advice, but decide whether or not to follow it on your own

"rena" aside, Serena sounds familiar. Haven't we met a character with either that name or something like it?

>>34377080
Isn't that Cosplay Lass' real name?

>>34377104

On the bright side, if it's Cosplay lass, then she is unlikely to object to being asked to dress up as Rena sometimes.

>>34376918
>I've only been on a handful of dates even before I met Rena... Those didn't go well.
Why didn't they go well?

>>34377104
CL did the diddily doo with Chet though, couldn't be.

>>34376918
You want some real dating advice? Relax. There is no secret to women at all, unless that secret is stop trying so hard. You've fought men and women with extraordinary abilities, risk life and limb regularly to pay your rent, and command supernatural forces even you don't fully understand. Just relax, have fun, and don't try so hard to impress.

>>34377130
Not yet, they still haven't met.

>>34377165
Oh God, Bridgette is going to get NTR'd in the future

>>34377165
But Jade's eyebrows give us visions of the future, we can't just drastically alter time.

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>>34377165
W-which means Bridgette's relationship is doomed to fail.

>>34377204
This pleases me.

>>34377080
I just searched all the threads. No mention of a "Serena".

Guys please, I doubt cosplay lass has been moonlighting as a secretary. Even if that would be hot.

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>>34377232
We gotta help Bridgette! Maybe teach her to like the D too.

After all, the world needs more monsters.

>>34377202
Or get dumped for Chet.

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>>34377016
Yeah, well you know what... You guys can't talk to her at all and I'm not about to go showing random girls my d... My stuff.
So ha. And I'm not using her as a surrogate or anything. She's a genuinely nice girl and I like her. I just want to see if this will go anywhere.

>>34377080
Her name is Sarah.

>>34377122
We just didn't click or I acted like a complete dork. It was hard to get out of my villain persona back then.

"I'll hear you out but you're not coming with me."

C: "Awww~ Fine, here's my advice. This is big sister advice, okay?"

>She rubs Bridgette's head.

C: "If you think you like someone you should ask them out. Even if you're worried they might say no. Sometimes you just wait too long and things... Slip by. I just don't want you to have to live with that kind of regret, dear sweet little sister."

"... I understand. Thanks."

C: "Not a problem~"

"I gotta go change out of these clothes so... I'll see you later, okay? Oh, also Rena totally has a thing for traps and cats. Just thought you should know."

C: "Oh my~! Who would have guessed? I really must go see Rena~"

>Cynthia leaves her sister alone. Bridgette sighs and gets ready for her date.
=====================================

>She meets up with Serena at a restaurant that specializes in Italian food. Bridgette is sure she could cook better than this place but she learned that one should not invite people to their homes on the first date. It's not a good idea.

>Serena is sitting at a table nearby. She hears the bell on the door jingle and turns to see Bridgette. She smiles.

S: "Hey there, I was worried you wouldn't show up."

>The girl is wearing a black suit with a pair of glasses framing her face.

>Bridgette sits beside her.

"Sorry to keep you waiting."

Alright, so far so good. Just need to not fuck this up.

Dammit. I've spent so long talking to Rena I don't even know how to begin this.

>>34377280
...wait, if both B and C are lesbians, the Monster family will only continue through Benben.

>>34377505
SHE HAS FRECKLES AND SHORT HAIR, EXACTLY LIKE RENA. JUST DON'T TALK ABOUT LASAGNA, BE COOL.

>>34377505
Holy shit, it's Rena with an ahoge and slightly bigger breasts.

How many goddamn Renas are there in this world?

>>34377505
Compliment her glasses, I suppose.