>>34347289
>Hey just send Squid Face to take on most of the army by himself. We'll back him up later.
Caster edition powers activate!

>>34347289
>Reconnect with Witch Boy and talk about dumb dolls.
Yes, time for lolis to seduce shotas, I mean tiem for shax to learn stuff

>>34347289
>Reconnect with Witch Boy and talk about dumb dolls.
Squidface is cheating. We should only pull him out for fun stuff.

>>34347289
Has any of Shax's artifacts recharged yet?

>>34347461

All the daily stuff should be good to go.

Alright. BORING TALKING it is. Give me a d20 to see how much of it Shax understands!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>34347508

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>34347508
Very little, if I had to guess.

>>34347472
>http://pastebin.com/U3hKZfAd
hmm.

>teleport in his face
>become HUGE
>pick him up/grappling hook
>throw him over demon army and into Squid Face and Clown
>Maniacal Squid laughter

Rolled 23 (1d120)

>>34347508

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>34347508
Hey Chief, didn't we earn a boss point last thread? I don't recall spending it but the OP doesn't say we have one.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>34347508
>>34347610
That is not what I meant to type.

>>34347625

Oh! Sure, yeah you've got one. Anyway. It looks like Shax did a pretty good job listening! Writing.

Allonces walks over to you as you ponder your next move. "Hey, doesn't Franklin know a bunch about these god vessels? I mean, I try to pay attention, but you know how he gets..." Who is Franklin. "So, I actually have no clue how they work outside of the few more obvious things. If we wanna kill this guy, it'd be good to know how, right?" You give her a blank stare. "Witch boy." Oh!

She's got a point. Making a great deal of haste, you have your various companies start to surround the demonic and kobold army as you retreat back to witch boy's house. You burst in through the door, with him hunched over some doll thing. What a creep. "Hey. Tell me how to kill one of these things if they are filled up with a demon already or whatever. I gotta figure it out or the whole forest might burn down. Including your house." You pick up one of his paint brushes and start picking your teeth with the pointy end of it.

"Wh-what! Knock! I might have been in the middle of something important." Witch Boy seems very flustered and upset. Walking over to you, he snatches the brush from your hand. "As for vessels, you have to first sever the aetheric cord binding them to the material plane." This is it. Your greatest challenge. You'll have to pay attention through the whole lecture.

And you pull it off. You learn that the hardest step, killing the summoner, is already finished. Now you have to smash a crystal of some kind, which Squid Face points out is definitely not a phylactery, and also crush the aetheric stabilizer within the god vessel itself. Seems simple enough. The aetheric stabilizer has a planar field around it, so it can only be pierced by certain objects. Luckily, witch boy has some! You're so lucky!

>Penetrate Demon Vessel's army with an elite task force designed to assassinate the target!
>Have Squid Face solo the army or something.
>Screw this let's go to the elven forest and grab the last orb.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>34347844
>Have Squid Face solo the army or something.
And while he's doing that.
>Screw this let's go to the elven forest and grab the last orb.

>>34347844
>Have Squid Face solo the army or something
Casters OP.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>34347844
>Have Squid Face solo the army or something.

>>34347844
>Have Squid Face solo the army or something.

Slow thread today.

>>34347844
>Penetrate Demon Vessel's army with an elite task force designed to assassinate the target!

Alrighty! Give me a d100 to determine how much of the enemy's army Squid Face destroys and then reanimates in his solo attempt!

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>34348024

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>34348024
Dice don't fail us now.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>34348024

>>34348043
85%? Hopefully.

Being optimistic.

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>>34348043

yes

writing

>>34348081
Is it going to be rated H for hentai?

Can we all agree that Squidface is best dad?

>>34348167
Oh course what other dad would turn an army into a scene from my Japanese animaes.

>>34347964
Looking at the time, we're going to wish it'd had been slower when it's over.

>>34348362
Well it's 8:30am in Ausabong land I'm not sure of the time in the states though.

Just came in to say that though it is regrettable, I must miss participating in this thread, as I still have to catch up on the last one, and I am not in a state where I can pull another all-nighter(it's 00:22 here). Hopefully nothing horrible happens that my presence could've prevented.
sage for blogshit
Glory be to the One True Boss, Ruler of Gods, The Mighty Shax! May her reign be long, illuminating, and Full of raiding!
You faggots better get on those elemental thrones and Maid Points. Or Sitri Points, if you can.Please?

You cross your arms. Reports said that the enemy army has grown even more in the short time it took you to go to Witch Boy's house. Your companies are keeping it contained for now, but you ain't got much longer. This guy has got to go down. And from the description of what all you need to do to take him out, it is going to take some time. You won't be able to concentrate on taking him out with a billionty kobolds coming at you, driven on by demonic task masters.

"How are we supposed to deal with that army?" Milda asks.

Sitri shrugs, "We've got a reasonably sized one, but it isn't like goblins are typically super mega warrior demigodesses."

Allonces sighs, "Typically we'd bring out our war mages in conflicts of this size. Arcane might can even up numbers very quickly."

"The court magii would often act in concert to destroy enemy armies. If only we could apply that amount of force in this situation. Unfortunately, the goblin tribe has very few practiced wizards. They're mostly shamanistic at best."

Squid Face clears his throat and raises one rotting hand. "I mean. I could do it. How about it, Shax? Wanna let me show off?" Everyone stares at him. There is whispering to be had. "I can read your minds you know. You're all thinking 'let him go off by himself and get himself killed.' That's a little rude, don'tcha think?" Squid Face crosses his arms with a sigh. "Well, I don't really care what any of you folks think, but Shax is my friend, you know? Tell ya what. I'll go take care of this and round you up another army, alright? Then we won't have to worry about silly things like 'strength of numbers' anymore. Haha!"

Squid Face gives you a wave and a friendly waggle of his tentacles and heads out towards the enemy forces. A few dozen minutes later the explosions start. Your scouts come back from the front lines and say they can no longer watch. Apparently it is that horrific.

As you head towards the command tent of the enemies encampment, you have to travel through untold amounts of horrors. There are various exclamations as you walk through the skeletal remains of several hundred kobolds, before you reach the tail end of a zombie-like army of kobolds. The ones who no longer have legs and things like that. Before long the skeletal kobolds arrive, escorting you to Squid Face. The last bit of the army are various flesh and bone golems, and other stitched together abominations.

"Hey, Shax! I made my own company. Mind if I join up? Hahaha," Squid Face covers his belly and gives a hearty laugh, tentacles outstretching as you walk through the ruination of his assault. "Oh man, these kobolds have tasty brains." A few cyborgs hide behind Xab. "Hahaha, just kidding. I wouldn't eat a kobold brain. I prefer goblin." He winks a milky red eye at Xab. Xab hides behind the dark elf stalker. "Anyway, I took care of most of these guys. The rest all ran away. You're basically in the clear to attack the boss." Squid Face gives you a thumbs up. What a cool guy!

You get your boys ready, an elite squad of highly trained killers! Not really, it is mostly just your main crew. You approach the command tent. A barrier against undead has been put up, and several gargoyle like demons are perched on either side of the tent, scanning the area. They've probably seen you already.

>Ranged battle! Have Bearbreath, Dorle, Mani, and Fetidclaw bombard the tent and drive the leader out into your arms!
>Blitz! You, Allonces, Blaise, and Brokagh will assault the tent, and then the ranged guys will back you up after you enter.

>>34348582
>Blitz! You, Allonces, Blaise, and Brokagh will assault the tent, and then the ranged guys will back you up after you enter.

It's not fun if we don't hit things with our sword.

>>34348582
>Blitz! You, Allonces, Blaise, and Brokagh will assault the tent, and then the ranged guys will back you up after you enter.
It's best not to give him time to prepare.

>>34348582
>Blitz! You, Allonces, Blaise, and Brokagh will assault the tent, and then the ranged guys will back you up after you enter.
Is everyone asleep or something?

>>34348582
>>Ranged battle! Have Bearbreath, Dorle, Mani, and Fetidclaw bombard the tent and drive the leader out into your arms!
There might be all kinds of traps and trickery.

>>34348582
>Blitz! You, Allonces, Blaise, and Brokagh will assault the tent, and then the ranged guys will back you up after you enter.

GOBLIN ELITE
NEVER RETREAT

Alright! D20 check!

Let's see how well this assault goes.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>34348802

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>>34348802

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>34348802

>>34348823
We're being oddly competent again.

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>>34348823

Pretty good! No one even dies! Probably.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>34348872
That's good you can't score more maid points with a dead maid.

>>34348929

I don't know if I can kill Blaise off, if she got reincarnted unluckily there would be riots. Actual riots.

The risk is too great.

>>34348950
That is the power of meido

>>34348950
I dunno, if Blaise reincarnated as a goblin, it'd be pretty funny.

>>34348996
Well nothing is as pure as the love between cute goblin girls.

What if Shax died and got reincarnated as an elf boy

>>34349038
We can wait a day and kill ourselves.

>>34349038

but my commissions

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>>34349038
Heresy.

>>34349058
Also OWQ dominions 4 mod when?

"Okay!" You point at the tent from behind a rock. "Here's the plan. We're going to sneak up on those things. And when we get in, we're going to 'bam!' 'slam!' murder that doll real fast!" You stand up and wave your arms. The gargoyles swivel their heads to look at you. "He'll never see it comin'. After we get him torn up then we can start severing those aetherical strands from this crystal doohicky and stabilizer."

Allonces makes a surprised face, "Wow, you actually paid attention?" She gives you a very respectful nod, and like taps her chest or something with a fist. It looked sorta like a salute?

>You've earned the 'Even Allonces is Impressed' achievement! Somehow you've earned her respect for listening to a lecture?

The gargoyles let out a keening shout. Milda points up, "I think maybe the plan needs to be revised. Might I suggest you hit things with your sword?" You think Milda has a good solid head on her shoulders. You give her a grin and wave at the tent, signaling a charge.

Breaking for it, you enter a full stop run. A gargoyle belts out a ball of fire which you take square on the cape, shrugging it off. The two stone monsters look at each other and give a 'what is this shit' kind of shrug when you collide with one, chopping it in half.

You see Brokagh dash into the command tent first. An excited 'Hoo boy' is heard as a conflict starts. Milda and Dorle take out the other gargoyle, the cleric growing to a larger size and holding the stone beast down as her brother shoves an explosive charge into it's throat. You look in the tempt and see the demon boy lounging on a couch, surrounded by pretty ladies with claws and horns. Brokagh has a pretty happy look on his face as he punches a kobold's skull in.

>He's not ready yet! Go straight for the kill!
>Let's clear the room and surround him.

((Sorry for delay. Family showed up to grill. I will continue updating!))

>>34349426
>He's not ready yet! Go straight for the kill!
Plans are for people who get killed by goblin girls with big swords.

>>34349426
>He's not ready yet! Go straight for the kill!

>>34349426
>He's not ready yet! Go straight for the kill!

>>34349426
>He's not ready yet! Go straight for the kill!

Don't give him a chance to pull some demony magic stuff, just chop him in half, or at least keep him from doing anything other than trying not to die.

Drinking from the chalice earlier may have been handy, just in case he set up some illusions or anything like that, but I think we'll be alright.

>He's not ready yet! Go straight for the kill!

>>34349426
>An excited 'Hoo boy' is heard as a conflict starts.
>[...] lounging on a couch, surrounded by pretty ladies with claws and horns. Brokagh has a pretty happy look on his face as he punches a kobold's skull in.
C'mon now. Eyes on the prize, buddy.

Or, y'know, the actual prize. The looting comes after the fighting, even in cases where the loot is people.

>He's not ready yet! Go straight for the kill!

Oooh, give me a d20, and you might wanna reroll if it is a 1.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>34349700
>if it is a 1
Pshhh, how would that even happen?

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>34349700

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>>34349700

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>>34349700
>>34349730
but of course!

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>>34349730
You've gotta be kidding me.

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>>34349700

>>34349730
So, about that boss point we have.

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>34349730
rolling to kill this player

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>>34349780
Rolling to kill myself

>>34349766
Yeah sure, we could get a whopping 14 instead!

>>34349809

Better a 14 than a crit fail

Soooo you keeping it? Or spending that boss point?

>>34349836
Spend it.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>34349788
Rolling to assist

>>34349836
Spend.

>>34349832
Yeah I know, just disappointed is all.

>>34349836
Spend it.

>>34349836
Definitely spend, an end-game boss fight is not the time for a nat 1.

>>34349836
don't spend i wanna see what happens

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>>34349884

Alright. This one vote overrides the others because

Wait, no. It doesn't! Writing.

>>34349933
heh damn so close.

How would Shax do as an airline stewardess?

>>34349933
that man face

>>34350007
Probably try to break out of the tin can prison, and then wonder how the hell it's so high up after breaking out.

Brokagh at your side, you charge straight at the demon boy, roaring out a powerful bellow! It was really more of a girlish shout, but Brokagh said to always describe your warcries as 'bellows' in stories, because it made you sound way cooler, and you're pretty sure he is right. Also he said that your shouts were really girly, and you gotta cover it up or the boys would never respect you. You're pretty sure you hear him snickering at your shout right now.

He isn't snickering when one of the women double over, splitting as a portal opens up, and three brass spears lance out of it. You barely react in time, bring your sword down to cut their tips before they skewer Brokagh in several different ways. Blaise comes charing through the tent flaps just as another portal opens up, a snaking brass chain with ten spikes lancing towards her. You're not sure if you can save her in time, but Allonces comes in and accidentally trips the maid with her spear. She's not used to the size yet, she keeps insisting. But for some reason, only Blaise ever gets tripped up by it. It saved her life, though, as the maid collapses just as the chain passed through where her head used to be.

This place is dangerous! Your minions flinch back, but he can't have many more tricks up his sleeve? You decide to press onwards, the next two traps being flame based, provoking a 'come on, really?' response as the fires lap helplessly around your cloak from one of the demon boy's assistants.

You cut through the last two before they split open to unleash whatever nasty surprise they might have, and come face to face with the demon boy!

He's actually kind of cute.

Wait, no, this is just that 'influence' thing Milda was saying higher level demons had. He draws a sword and stands up, readying for an assault.

>Pop cooldowns and go totally sick house on him.
>He's just a chump with a blade. Deal with him so your assistants can start locating the resonating crystal and aetheric stabilizer pins.

>>34350382
>Pop cooldowns and go totally sick house on him.
No holds barred. Shax gon give it to ya.

>>34350382
>Pop cooldowns and go totally sick house on him.

>>34350382
>Pop cooldowns and go totally sick house on him.

>>34350382
>He's just a chump with a blade. Deal with him so your assistants can start locating the resonating crystal and aetheric stabilizer pins.
Give him the D.

Should we recruit demon boy?

>>34350382
>Pop cooldowns and go totally sick house on him.
Rape his shit and send him back to shitty demon land.

>>34350382
>Pop cooldowns and go totally sick house on him.
All out let's do this gents.

>>34350460
No, stop asking.

>>34350488
I-I never asked before...

>>34350505
I though you were that guy going on about fucking demon boy every thread. It's getting kind of old.

>>34350530
someone wants to fuck the demon boy? ew.

>>34350548
Yeah the guy hasn't shut up about it since we killed dragon lady.
See:
>>34347384

Shax gon' give it to ya?

Alright! Give me a d20 because I enjoy it.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>34350604
Dice pls.

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>>34350604

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>>34350604

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>34350625
it has been given

>>34350625
We're goblins and we're proud. Fuck Muppet demons.

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>>34350625

>>34350604
>>34350625
It has be-
>>34350643
Goddamnit

>>34350625

oh well that fight is going to eat less of the thread than I thought it would

>>34350676
No breaks on the Shax train when there's maid points to be gained.

>>34350625
FUCK WAITING FOR YOU TO GET IT ON YA OWN SHAX GON DELEVER TO YA

>>34350707
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkOJ9uNj9EY
Been on repeat since we killed a dragon.

He levels his rapier at you, but in his movement, you notice something. The earring he was wearing was a small, blue crystal. Almost perfectly diamond shaped.

'The Stabilizer is going to be in the chest cavity, surrounded by a protective aetheric field. You can only access it by destroying a crystal housing the shielding matrix. It should be on his person somewhere.'

You teleport behind him. He spins to face you, and you bring your holy smiting sword in a hook, slicing his ear off. The demon boy's eyes go wide. "Brokagh!" The orc runs, and does a flying kick to catch the crystal in mid air, smashing it into the ground with a grin. The demon boy immediately begins summoning a gate, a massive demonic hand grasping the portal, trying to pull it wider. You put on your mask, growing in size, and kick the hand back in the portal while spinning and batting the vessel with your sword. "Allonces!" The elf snaps to attention, lancing the god vessel in mid air, leaving him dangling on her spear. "Maid!"

"You couldn't say my name?" Blaise says, grumbling as she stands up, readying her axe and then charging in and splitting open the vessel like pinata. His top half reacts, lifting his hand to open portal as his bottom collapses to the ground, the aetherial stabilizer exposing itself. Several fiery hydra heads poke out of the portal as Milda shuffles in, stabbing the stabilizer with the pins required to seal away the demon.

You put your hands on your hips, "Hahaha! Just like we drew it up, right?"

"That wasn't too bad. Are you sure he was a boss?" Allonces puts a finger on her chin and tilts her head at you.

Sitri runs into the tent with Brokagh and Fetidclaw. "Alright! Reinforcements have arrived, here to save the- Oh. You got him. Never mind." She claps her hands and tells everyone to leave.

>Triumphantly march to Manderlay and make them call you Savior Shax
>Get Blaise to sneak you into Manderlay so you can find those cultist.
>Go bother elves for orbs.

>>34350940
>Triumphantly march to Manderlay and make them call you Savior Shax
The cutest and the best.

>>34350940
>>Go bother elves for orbs.

>>34350940
>Triumphantly march to Manderlay and make them call you Savior Shax

>>34350707
Shax gon give it to ya, she gon give it to ya
Shax gon give it to ya, she gon give it to ya

>>34350940
>Triumphantly march to Manderlay and make them call you Savior Shax
We did it for the meido

>>34350940
elves and orbs

>>34350940
>Go bother elves for orbs.
Time for ascension.

>>34350940
>Go bother elves for orbs.
No one cares about Manderlay anyway.

>>34350940
>Get Blaise to sneak you into Manderlay so you can find those cultist.

>>34351062
we need to keep priorities straight we only hav e a couple more threads.

>>34351079
Yes so get those orbs when we can

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>>34351149

Good, meganes are the worst

>>34351149
thank sea mom for that.

>>34351196
Best god ever.

>>34351190
>the worst
You take that shit back, motherfucker.

>>34351323
We're all entitles to our opinions, even if meganekko are the best. Just pay the anon no mind.

>>34351398
But how can someone have taste that shit. I just don't understand.

>>34350940
>Go bother elves for orbs.
ANGRY ABOUT ELVES

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>>34351442

Everyone sort of stands on guard and just watches as the god vessel's body stops twitching. When it finally returns to its original appearance, there is a collective sigh heard. It twitches one or two more times, but no one was paying attention. Everyone filed out of the tent to check out how the army was doing. Many of the captured demons were evaporating, and you could only assume this was the case for the rest of the realm. Blaise puts a hand on your shoulder, "Good job, Shax! You've saved Manderlay!" With a beaming smile, she turns around and walks off.

>Wow look at all these maid points there has to be, like, eighty of them think of all the upgrades these could potentially buy

Allonces yawns, "So, are we, like, going to go into Manderlay and sack the place, now? Or are we saving it and allying it or whatever? You're pretty impossible to predict."

You run a finger across your chin, "Hmmm. I think we should... Go beat up elves for that last orb! Alright, boys, lissen up!" You stamp your foot and address the small amount of goblins willing to travel into the middle of Squid Face's undead horde. "We're going to go back to the elf place! The main army ain't gonna be too happy with us, but we ain't gotta pay them no mind if we don't want to. The plan is that we're gonna beat up some elves and take an orb from them! With that thing we're gonna figure out some real neat things to do. Well, for me to do. Basically it only benefits me. But there's always loot to be had, right?!" There is some confused cheering. But there is always cheering for loot, and that is what matters. "Alright! So let's get ready! We're gonna go take Valenwood by storm! Again!"

You leave most of your forces back at the base, and are trying to decide which companies to take with you.

Pick one.

>Squid Face Undead Horde
>Goblin Diplomatic Cadre
>Standard goblin company (two groups of spider cavalry, six groups of goblin skirmishers, two groups of priests, one group of warlocks).

>>34351323

Meganes are okay on principle, but too many worst girls wear glasses.

>>34351844
>Squid Face Undead Horde

>>34351844
>>Squid Face Undead Horde

Squid Face!

When can we redeem our maid points. When can we get our Grade S Zettai Ryouiki upgrade?

>>34351844
>>Squid Face Undead Horde

>>34351844
>Squid Face Undead Horde
Undead truly are the best and Squid Face is awesome too.

>>34351844
>Squid Face Undead Horde
Dress them up in something.
Up to you, I'm not clever enough to think of something.

>>34351844
>Squid Face Undead Horde

>>34351844
>>Standard goblin company (two groups of spider cavalry, six groups of goblin skirmishers, two groups of priests, one group of warlocks).

I dunno mang. Elves be tricky. So far, they let us off easy since we're cute goblins. Once we start throwing eldritch abominations at them and a skeleton army pinched together by one caster, things might get dicey.

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>>34351844
>Squid Face Undead Horde

>>34351943
>So far, they let us off easy since we're cute goblins.
The way I remember we beat them every time they went against us and only stopped because we got called back to the main army.

>>34351943
>So far, they let us off easy since we're cute goblins.
They were like the biggest pussies ever. We solo'd their strongest fortress during a drunken bet.

>>34351889
THIS

Maid points when?

I hope we have enough to secure a dual ascension.

No one thinks this is a bad idea? What?

Hahaha okay.

>>34351844
>Goblin Diplomatic Cadre

>>34352097

If there is a diplomatic issue you can't solve with the hordes of the undead, I'd like to encounter it so we can do it anyway.

>>34352097
This is a bad idea.
And it is precisely why it needs to be done.

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>>34352097
>a bad idea

>>34352097
I do (really I just love me some Shaxian Diplomancy), but I'm way late so what can you do.

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>>34352097

>>34351889
But I thought we were going to use the maid points to waifu Blaise?

>>34352233
>implying we need points to do that

>>34352233

A maid without a Grade S ZR is not worth mentioning, let alone waifuing.

>>34352233
Haven't we already married her?

>>34352323
Not officialy, atleast.

doesn't squidface not want us to ascend?

>>34352368
I guess we better let her know that she's married now. Well have to tell Sinclair as well.

>>34352412
He wants us not to get eaten by the hungerer.

>>34352412
He wants to zombify us for our safety. But we gotta take a stand.

"Okay! Squid Faaaace!" The alhoon pokes his head from around a abomination and walks up. "We're going to elf country! C'mon, let's go get me that last ascension orb thing."

Squid Face plants his hands on his hips and shakes his head, tentacles flopping about, "Still wanting to ascend? That is just crazy, Shax. You can't kill the Hungerer. I'm being really for real serious about that. But, hey. If you wanna try, then I guess I can't really stop you. Also, what do you mean by 'elf country'?"

You poke your head, and lean forward, "Didn't you say you could read minds, dummy?"

Squid Face crosses his arms, "I try to stay out of yours, if I can help it."

"Jeez! Well take a peek! We're goin' to the Valenwood." You snap your fingers, and give a grin.

Squid Face puts his hands up, "Wooah, there is that baelnorn lady who hates my guts over there. She's seriously no good, Shax. If I march an undead army into there..."

"Ehhh, it doesn't matter. All these people hate you, too." You hook a thumb at your friends, "But we both know you're an alright guy! So c'mon! Let's go murder a break that orb thing so I can get the shards to give to an elven goddess ghost."

Squid face leans forward and squints, "Goddess... ghost? You're one crazy lady, Shax." He chuckles and makes an 'oh you' gesture with his hand. You get your company and Squid Face's horde together, and start to make a move. You tell the various goblin clans that they can loot the country side, but they can't loot it too hard. If they loot it too hard it will be trouble later on! Blaise isn't too happy with that, but you did save the whole country from being smoked by demons, so she lets it slide.

It isn't long before you're in Valenwood, and you're pretty astonished at the change that has happened. The forest definitely looks like it is dying. Maybe those orbs probably shouldn't have been smashed?

>>34352583
>Maybe those orbs probably shouldn't have been smashed?
Screw that, they imprisoned gods for artificial prosperity enhancement. They deserve it.

>>34352643
Agreed.

Maybe when we're a god we can convince the gods we freed to help the forest a bit.

You earn:

>65/64 BtB exp
>67/64 MSiF exp
>52/56 CyRCTHaM exp

What's the BtB skill you're grabbing??

) If you Feed Them - You like being fed. It is one of many traits you share with wild animals, and you know how to use food as a diplomatic tool! Everyone has an increase in morale, and you can tame wild animals easier!

) Everybody Calm Down Right Now! - This ability allows you to force a conflict to a stop through sheer personality. You'll be given a brief moment to resolve things through diplomacy! If that fails, the conflict will continue.

Double vote! What's the MSiF skill you're grabbin'!!?


) Tokka Form! - While in the Wary Tortoise Stance, you can lash out with one arm. You won't be able to make a precise strike, but you might be able to land some blows in a crowded environment!

) Improved Improvised Dual Wield - Sometimes when you're hackin' and whackin' you find yourself outgunned. In those situations, it is handy to pick something up and get twice the smackin' for your trouble! You're really good at incorporating every day blunt objects in your attack patterns now.


) Struggle of the Sea Turtle - Sea Turtle babies fight for their lives the moment they are born! The trials of these adorable reptiles are something you can sympathize with. You get a large increase in general toughness!

) RISING METEOR'S FINAL JUDGEMENT PENANCE SLASH - The power of your comrades, lost and present encourage your every move. You are the boss. You decide fate on the battlefield. Only you can wield this colossal blade for the justice you believe in! - Requires 8 points in this tree to be purchased.

OR

SMASH N CRASH!!!

This tree will let you become a juggernaut of destruction! Wait, you already are. But it turns your body into a lethal weapon, not just your sword!

Where's the chart when you need it?

Anyone still have that handy chart?

>>34352690
>) Everybody Calm Down Right Now!
>) RISING METEOR'S FINAL JUDGEMENT PENANCE SLASH

>>34352708
https://i.imgur.com/D4WUHhV.png

>>34352690
>) Everybody Calm Down Right Now!

>SMASH N CRASH!!!

>>34352690
) Everybody Calm Down Right Now! - This ability allows you to force a conflict to a stop through sheer personality. You'll be given a brief moment to resolve things through diplomacy! If that fails, the conflict will continue.

We'll need this now.

>SMASH N CRASH!!!

>>34352690
) If you Feed Them

) RISING METEOR'S FINAL JUDGEMENT PENANCE SLASH

>>34352690
>Everybody Calm Down Right Now!
>Struggle of the Sea Turtle

>>34352690
>Everybody Calm Down Right Now
>SMASH N CRASH!!!

>>34352690

>If you feed them

So we can grab With Great Power

>SMASH N CRASH

aw yiss new tree

>>34352690
) Everybody Calm Down Right Now!

) Struggle of the Sea Turtle

Guys, TURTLES ARE CUTE.

Is it greedy if I want you to ramp up the EXP gain since we're already way in the endgame?

>>34352690
) Everybody Calm Down Right Now!
RISING METEOR'S FINAL JUDGEMENT PENANCE SLASH

>>34352817
change first to if you feed

>>34352690
>Everybody Calm Down Right Now!

>Struggle of the Sea Turtle

What happened to turtles? That's been an endgame plan for forever

>>34352852
>been
so we can get the smash and crash.

>>34352690
>Everybody Calm Down Right Now!
>Struggle of the Sea Turtle
Jesus you guys, why are you forgetting that we wanted Turtles are Cute? We don't need more trees.

>>34352878
What happened to our ent friends anyway?

>>34352852
Apparantly new skill trees that won't get much exp since it's the end game are more 'shiny red button' than turtles are.

>>34352915
Hey shax would go for the shiny red button everytime.

>>34352690
>Everybody Calm Down Right Now!
>Struggle of the Sea Turtle
Never stop voting for turtles.

>>34352867
I would've sworn it was for Turtles are Cute. Not that it's a particularly big deal, but Turtles are Cute sounds funner. And cuter.

>>34352907

They're hanging out in Shax Company under 'irregular heavy hitters'

I mean, unless you want them to go retire in Shax's Eternal Beach Plane

>>34352952
'irregular heavy hitters'
our entire company you mean?

>>34352983

Hey! Don't call Nost fat, he doesn't like it.

Anyway. Everybody calm down right now seems to have won, and same with Struggle of the Sea Turtle.

Alright! Well, it's been slow. The past few threads have, in fact, been slow. I think the later time has killed off a lot of the playerbase, or maybe something about writing.

No biggie! I only have about two threads left of story left that I know of, so the next seven may be pretty improv and side quest heavy. Hope you, uh, didn't want to ascend any time soon.

Anyway! I hope you guys had fun. Thanks for reading, thanks for playing, and show up next time! Next thread is going to be Monday. Hopefully in the early afternoon EST.

Hope to see you then!

As always you can see the next thread being announced on Twitter, and you can ask me literally anything in the world and I'll answer on my Ask.fm.

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Fouldrinking
Ask.fm: http://ask.fm/ChiefGloombreaker

>>34353051
>. Hope you, uh, didn't want to ascend any time soon.
DAMN

>>34353051
I always have fun. Thanks for running chief.

>>34353051
Well we still have plenty of stuff to do like that quest for sea mom and marry Blaise.

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>>34353051
Not like we can't ascend and do sidequests then.
Right?

What does Turtles are cute do?

>>34353087
>That little turtle in the Turtles are Cute box
I am dead.

>>34353051
>so the next seven may be pretty improv and side quest heavy
Does this mean beach episode this better be a beach episode.

>>34353161

Seamom, Meido,and Turtles.

>>34353180
and a cute sun dress with a big floppy hat. Shit's so cash money.

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I was right!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shax#Marquis_Shax
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sitri#Prince_Sitri
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alocer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vapula

>>34355126
>steals money out of kings' houses, carrying it back to the people. He also steals horses and everything the conjurer asks. Shax can also discover hidden things if they are not kept by evil spirits, and sometimes gives good familiars, but sometimes those familiars deceive the conjurer

That's our Shax!