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Welcome to Harem Protag Quest. You are John Galt, the sentient protagonist of a harem show. Aside from having to gather and keep your harem, you will have to deal with various other obstacles at the Cassandra College of Witches.

>Mechanics: http://pastebin.com/MuXRzApY
>MC: http://pastebin.com/TdBKC27p
>Other Characters: http://pastebin.com/SCdW9jJi
>Magic system: http://pastebin.com/jKt3dEkR
>Irisviels list: http://pastebin.com/TSc1d6JV
>Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Harem%20Protag%20Quest
>Twitter: @HaremProtaGuide

Thread 29 is here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33886129


>Current Stats:
>Protag Points: 261
>Mana 40/40
>Harem Status 6/11

You are John Galt and you are currently outside your house with Nanoha, trying to practice casting magic after having a day that was going so well. Learned of a beach trip, got a new, exciting enchanting teacher and had some good time with Kaname. But now, you are most certainly not having a good time.

“Really John?” asks Nanoha as you fail to cast a simple spark yet again, “You can make nearly anything with a rune, but you can’t cast a simple spark?”

“Hey, I’m good at what I’m good at,” you say, “Not all of us can be gifted casters like you and Akeno.”

“This is quite possibly the simplest casting spell in existence John,” she says with a grin,” I’m certain even you can get it right if you try hard enough.”

You sigh.

>Try again
>Beg off.
>Other.
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>>34330399
>Try again
Here we go!
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>>34330399
>Try again
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>>34330502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvM3bRovt4k
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>>34330399
>mfw late night HPQ


>Try again

Rape no breaks ect
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>>34330399
>Try again
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>>34330531
Here, I'm off work and I stay up all night, so I don't need anyone covering for the usual at the end.

So much quest. Much anticipate.
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>Try again

Suddenly, a wild Harem Protag appears!
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Alright, looks like you're trying again.

1d100.

I will add your modifier myself.
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>34330645
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>34330645
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>34330645
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?
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>>34330645
>>34330676
>>34330685
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>34330645
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>>34330706
>>34330685
>>34330676
The dice know what we're good at, it seems
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Looks like we really do suck at casting.
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>>34330676
>>34330685
>>34330706
And you continue to suck with anything that isn't enchanting. Writing.

>>34330722
Now the dice are just fucking with you.
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>34330645
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>>34330645
>>34330676
>>34330685
>>34330706
>>34330722
>>34330739
Well, that's pretty harem protag, I guess. Idiot savant in one thing, pathetic in everything else.

At least we didn't try to beg off like a bitch.
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>>34330739
The dice know when to succeed and when to fail. This can only benefit us in the future.
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>>34330739
We aren't the only thing that's sentient, I guess
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>>34330399

You try once again to cast spark. But apparently this is still too much for you despite Nanoha’s teaching and you somehow manage to zap yourself.

Cursing and swearing, you shake your tingling arm, even while Nanoha looks at you, aghast.

“I…I didn’t even know that was possible,” she says, as your arm finally manages to stop tingling.

“Yeah, well I told you I wasn’t very good at this,” you say, taking a seat on the grass, looking up into the night sky, “It’d probably be easier for me to just enchant my own lightning machine.”

Nanoha grins at you and then takes a seat next to you, looking up at the sky with you.

“For you, I’m sure it would be,” she says, laying her head on your shoulder, to which you wrap your arm around her waist. “But that’s not the point, the point is for you to learn casting magic.”

You sigh again and then look at her, “You just wait till it’s your turn and need my help with enchanting,” you say, “Then I’ll be the one asking why you can’t get it.”

Nanoha smiles and pokes your nose. “But at least I can do enchanting, enough for classes, unlike you.”

“Yeah, whatever,” you say, your face right next to hers.

>Give her a kiss
>Call it a night.
>Just hang out under the stars.
>Other.
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>>34331088
>>Just hang out under the stars.

My gut says to go with the middle ground for now.
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>>34331088
>Just hang out under the stars
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>>34331088
>Just hang out under the stars.
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>>34331088
>Just hang out under the stars.
Why not? Night sky is pretty.
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>>34331088
>Just hang out under the stars.
Gotta set the mood first.
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>>34331088
>Give her a kiss
>Just hang out under the stars.

Pussies. Sometimes a man has to make the first move. Some women like to know that they're wanted.
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>>34331088
>>Try to zap her.
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>>34331088
>>Give her a kiss
>>Call it a night.
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Looks like you're just enjoying the night.
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Holy Shit, I'm in time! Score! Any Drawfriends on to do Karasuba in a Swim Suit? I know we were talking about it last thread, and I put in a request, but it never happened sadly.
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>>34331302
There was one guy who said "give me an hour" on that request, but he never came back. Unfortunate, but I have more hope for him than anime guy.
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>>34331400
>All my hopes and dreams squashed ;___;
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>>34331302
>>34331434
Image helpfully drawn by Gale of Digimon quest.
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>>34331302
Look at his twitter page. Gale has already done one
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>>34331474
She doesn't need a sword. She can bisect people with that chin
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Guess they could use this as a base;
http://exhentai.org/s/07e41b3d1e/59954-8
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>>34331530
>http://exhentai.org/s/07e41b3d1e/59954-8
a panda ?
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>>34331571
Yes. A Panda anon. A very sad panda.
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>a panda ?
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>Not using the /tg/ image
Shamee hon hyuu anon.
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>>34331088
You take this opportunity to lay down, Nanoha following as the two of you give up all pretense of studying and simply enjoy the cool night air. It sounds a little weird, but it’s quite honestly odd for you to have just one girl demanding your attention at a time. It’s…relaxing, honestly, at least for a little bit.

As you watch the clouds roll by the moon, you feel Nanoha shift against you, causing you to look down at her. She notices and then gives you a small smile.

“I was just wondering,” she says musingly, “what’s up there, if there’s anything beyond this little world of ours.”

You don’t immediately answer, because you know that there is something beyond this little world of yours, a great big scary one that created yours for simple entertainment. But you don’t tell her that. You just hold her tight.

“I think there is,” you finally say, “But whatever’s out there, we don’t need to worry about it, at least not until we’ve dealt with all of the issues we have on our own little world.”

Nanoha turns her face up towards yours once again, a smile on her face. “Deal with the here and now, then worry about the future huh?” she asks, “A good policy.” She shivers slightly against you, her face still towards you.

>Call it a night.
>Pull her closer, give her a kiss.
>Other.
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>>34331694
>Pull her closer, give her a kiss.
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>>34331694
>Pull her closer, give her a kiss.
>On the nose
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>>34331694
>>Pull her closer, give her a kiss.
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>>34331694
>Pull her closer, give her a kiss
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>>34331694
>Pull her closer, give her a kiss.
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>>34331694
>Pull her closer, give her a kiss.
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>>34331694
>>Pull her closer, give her a kiss.
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Hmm, I wonder what's going to happen...

Writing.
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Gotta love the hivemind
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>>34331866
That girl from the public morals committee is going to show up and yell at us to "take it inside", then realize how (with some work) that word choice could be misconstrued and go all refaced and stammering?
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>>34331955
Doesn't Matter, Kissed Waifus.
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>>34331955
Who's dumb enough to tell Nanoha who and when she can kiss?
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>>34331967
...I initially read that as walrus.
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>>34331955
and we can point out she was peeping
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>>34331491
I-
I'm sorry, anon.
I tried.
I actually haven't drawn more than a couple things in the last month. I'm horribly out of practice.

>>34331877
when it comes to kissing a girl in a quest, there's usually a hivemind.
Just something I've noticed.
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>>34332048
This quest actually has the most often hiveminding I've seen on /tg/, even when kissing waifus isn't involved
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>>34332048
It looks great, it's just the art style is angular. I get that. I was just teasing. Bitch
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>>34332129
You weren't here for PapaN! were ya? That's the hive-mindiest quest out there.

>I miss Heretical Love Quest. So much. All the Hue.
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Here's hoping we didn't missread her as simply being cold and wanting to go inside. Then there's hoping that being a harem member means she doesn't mind a spontaneous kiss if true.
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>>34331694
“Yeah, I think so,” you say, pulling her soft body closer to yours and leaning down to give her a kiss. She responds, leaning into you and kissing back, the two of you dealing with the here and now like any couple would. You don’t spend too long outside, it is chilly, but it’s time enough for the two of you to enjoy together, little as it is. Soon after, you get called inside by Chris, to be shared once more, but you know that you appreciated it just as much as she did.

> +5 Attraction for Nanoha.

You go to bed shortly after and wake up like you usually do, with a pile of girls on top of, around and behind you. Breakfast starts out as normal, you preparing, everyone else setting up the places and then getting food. But it most certainly doesn’t end that way.

As you’re about mid-way through eating your meal, you hear the door slam open. You start to turn as you wonder who it could possibly be, and then a black and grey whirlwind appears and nearly slams you against the table.

Karasuba’s face is mere inches from yours, a near rictus grin on her face as her elbow sits on your ribs and her knee pushes against your groin.
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>>34332259
“I heard you had some fun without me,” she says, her face near orgasmic, “That you killed it without taking a scratch.” A quick breath is all she takes between sentences, “Then you fought another, even bigger. Again, not a scratch.” She smiles even bigger. “And you didn’t invite me. So you and me, are going to have out my share, just as soon as you get to the dojo.”

Just like she came in, Karasuba leaves, a whirlwind that is suddenly off of you instead of on top. Standing from the table you look at where she left, and then turn towards the table. Yup, they look just as happy as you thought they would. This ought to be fun to try and explain.


It’s not as bad as you thought, but it doesn’t go anywhere near as well as you hoped. Seeing as how Karasuba delivered her declaration rather publically as well as violently, the whole house decided to come and watch your duel, ostensibly to keep you safe. You had tried to get them to stay away, but apparently the fact that last time you did this you came home barely able to walk has made them…anxious. As you walked in, you saw Sayaka was here, she had apparently come in preparation for your duel tomorrow, but now she would get to see the real thing.

As Karasuba paces restlessly, you nevertheless take your time, getting your sword ready, mentally preparing yourself for what promises to be a rather painful endeavor. As you finish up, almost ready to start the fight, you get a strange compulsion too…stretch out. Perhaps even take your shirt off?

Do you do it?

>Yes
>Hell Yes.
>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING START POSTING IT ALREADY!!!!!
> No
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>>34332259
Is John going to lose his anal virginity?
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>>34332278
>>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING START POSTING IT ALREADY!!!!!

There's only one way.
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>>34332278
Ohboy time to make use of that 100 from last thread.
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>>34332278
>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING START POSTING IT ALREADY!!!!!
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>>34332278
>Yes
>Hell Yes.
>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING START POSTING IT ALREADY!!!!!
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>>34332278
>No
Nah, lets not do it shirtless
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>>34332278
>>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING START POSTING IT ALREADY!!!!!

You can call it... flex time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o
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>>34332278
>>>Yes
>>Hell Yes.
>>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING START POSTING IT ALREADY!!!!!

HOO HA HUAAHH
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>>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING START POSTING IT ALREADY!!!!!
GET ON WITH IT
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>>34332278
>Hell Yes
Time to get us some female viewers
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>>34332278
>>Yes
>>Hell Yes.
>>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING START POSTING IT ALREADY!!!!!
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>>34332278
yes. Yes.
It begins.
IT BEGINS.
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>>34332278
>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING START POSTING IT ALREADY!!!!!
Only way to start grinding up that Posingvskill
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>>34332278
Oh man Sayaka. Looks like we have collateral damage. And lets use up that 100.
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>>34332278
>>Yes
>>Hell Yes.
>>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING START POSTING IT ALREADY!!!!!
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>>34332278
Why did you even ask?
>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING START POSTING IT ALREADY!!!!!
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>>34332278
>>Yes
>>Hell Yes.
>>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING START POSTING IT ALREADY!!!!!
Maximum Jojo
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Calling it here.

Not that I expected any different.

Just finishing up a couple things.

Posting soon.
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You're super awesome Guide. Keep being awesome.
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As you reach down to pull of your shirt, you can literally feel every eye in the room suddenly lock onto you. Camera angles flash around you, hitting every side of your amazing frame. Music swells, then stops as your fingers touch the hem of your shirt.

There’s a shot of your fingers curling around your shirt, slowly.

Then you flex your arms upwards, pulling the shirt along with them.

You can feel the slow motion shot kick in, first showing lovingly taken shots of your lower abdominals, including just a hint of your pelvic muscles. Then as it moves upwards, a shot of your big, strong looking back, before it flashes to a clearly defined but not absurdly hard looking six pack.

That’s part of your appeal you realize, even as the sweaty sparkle affect kicks in, the fact that as a swordsman you aren’t pure, rock hard muscle. Instead, you are the perfect balance of strength, grace and flexibility.

Finally your entire abdomen is revealed, then your lower pectorals come into view, before a shot of your upper back rippling around your shoulder blades. Another flash around to your front, it’s a view of your entire upper body including your neck, then the shirts pops off of your head and your entire body, including your toned, muscular legs, is shown in clearly defined manly glory.
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>>34332573
You don’t need to turn and look to know that there isn’t a single girl not blushing in the place. You can feel the temperature in the dojo increase by a few degrees from how red their cheeks are. In fact, you don’t even need that. You can literally smell their want from across the room.

This is quite a feat, seeing as how, out of the fourteen females in the room, four are technically celestial beings, one was recently a rather hardcore lesbian, another you though could only be aroused by blood and slaughter and another three technically aren’t attached to you in any real relationship.

Despite this, you turn anyway, a knowing grin on your face as your eyes sweep over them.

Every face you see is near crimson. Out of all of them, Kaname, Nanoha, Sayaka and Riela look what you would call the most “normal”, simply extremely red in the face and mildly embarrassed looking. Imca and Chris both look like they’re about to faint, while Akeno and Elizasleyn appear to be in near heat. Kaede is a cross between the two, she looks like she can’t decide whether she wants to faint or touch herself more. Tatsuko and Ragsmuena both have the lightest dusting of red on their cheeks, but they look like they’re rather confused as to why that’s happening. Melodiana and Mehisha are both bright red and trying to hide behind their weapons, but between the peeking and how thin they are, it’s not working too well.
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>>34332600
Karasuba was already red in the face, but it has changed from pure bloodlust too…well bloodlust tempered with enough desire that you’re already concerned for your pelvis. And you haven’t even stretched yet.

As your eyes close to and you begin to flex, you hear the door to the dojo slide open and then perhaps the barest hint of a word, but whoever it is immediately stops upon seeing you and then the scent or aroused female around you increase by another increment.

But you ignore it as you limber up. You start slow, with your arms, then move onwards and downwards to your abs and oblique’s. Twisting and bending in slow, deliberate motions, you begin to feel something. You keep stretching, flexing different muscles as you go. A squat, some led stretches.

With each muscle group you use you feel better, from you head to your toes. As you get in the last flex, breaking down your body and then standing back up on you tip toes, you feel it as your arms reach above your head. You feel your body, every muscle, every ligament, every pulse beating through you.

As you come back off of your tip toes, you flex again. You can feel your muscles ripple. You flex a few more times, different directions, different strengths, quickly finding the best ways for each muscle to flex and your body lets you, guides you while you do it. After another minute you’re done, your entire body, every limb going through the same thing. As you come down off of your knowledge high, you realize that you feel better than you ever have before.

>+10 to Physical due to amazing muscle control.
>+10 permanent bonus to sexy flexing.
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>>34332631
It’s here, as you open your eyes, that you hear a thump. Turning your head back towards the girls, you can see that Imca apparently just passed out and landed in a heap on the floor. Chris is a little better you think, at least she’s still upright…no, she just passed out standing up. Kaname and Nanoha are bleeding slightly from the nose but neither seems to notice. Riela…well her hair has turned glowy blue and is now floating in the air, but her face is still just about the same. Sayaka has leaned up against the wall and appears to have rather trembly legs.

Akeno…Akeno seems to be just about to…yeah. Her mouth is open and she seems to be doing something with her tongue…what the hell is she doing? You’re not even sure she know’s she’s doing it. Elizasleyn she’s…she…are they allowed to show that on television? She seems to be groping herself, in several places, not all of them above her clothes. Kaede seems to be torn even more now, her legs nearly crossing, her hands drifting before she jerks them back suddenly.

Tatsuko and Ragsmuena both have fully red faces now, Tatsuko is covering hers with her hands, but the splayed fingers don’t do anything to prevent her from seeing you. Ragsmuena seems to just be really confused, even her dress floating awkwardly. Meanwhile, the room just got a lot more fluffy, as both Melodiana and Mehisha’s wings have deployed, flapping awkwardly as they continue to stare at you red faced.
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>>34332656
Finally, there’s a new face you come across. It seems the headmistress was the one who opened the door. Judging by her face, she’s just as affected as everyone else. Maybe more, seeing as how her breathing has managed to pop one…no, make that two buttons off of her blouse. You hope she doesn’t bill you for that.

There’s a ferocious growl that gives you just enough time to turn and duck as Karasuba swings at you, her face showing pure ecstasy. You roll easily out of the path of the blatant overhand swing, managing to snatch up your sword as you go. Karasuba’s grin gets even bigger, her sword pulling back to a ready position once more. Looks like she’s taking this one seriously.

>Attack. Currently +10, one wound to winner.
>Heavy attack. Even, two wounds for winner.
>Other
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>>34332656
>So arroused their wings pop out.
Yesssssss
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>>34332631
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>>34332694
Is this strictly a sword duel? If not, I propose a grapple attack, however that would work.
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>>34332694
>Heavy Attack with Distracting Pecs
Squeeze them so they bulge just right, while throwing yourself at Karasuba with wild abandon.
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>>34332694
>>Attack. Currently +10, one wound to winner.
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>>34332694
>Attack
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>>34332694
>Attack. Currently +10, one wound to winner.
>>34332712
Thats not a good idea
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>>34332600
>>34332631
>>34332656
>>34332694
>Finally, there’s a new face you come across. It seems the headmistress was the one who opened the door. Judging by her face, she’s just as affected as everyone else. Maybe more, seeing as how her breathing has managed to pop one…no, make that two buttons off of her blouse. You hope she doesn’t bill you for that.
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>>+10 permanent bonus to sexy flexing.
kek

>>34332694
>It seems the headmistress was the one who opened the door. Judging by her face, she’s just as affected as everyone else. Maybe more, seeing as how her breathing has managed to pop one…no, make that two buttons off of her blouse. You hope she doesn’t bill you for that.
Oh, goody.
>>Attack. Currently +10, one wound to winner.
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>>34332738
Most likely not, but it was worth my own amusement to at least suggest it.
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>Heavy attack. Even, two wounds for winner.

Good show, Guide.
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>>+10 permanent bonus to sexy flexing.
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>>34332573
>>34332600
>>34332631
>>34332656
>>34332694
That was simply beautiful. I'm pretty sure we are going to have a completely disentigrated pelvis by the end of this day.

I know the fangirls watching this show are happy too~

Oh, and
>Attack. Currently +10, one wound to winner.
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>>34332694
>Other

>Flex out of the way
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I tried. Meh,

Took longer than expected for a quick little drawing.Procrastination, watching cute girls play vidya games on twitch, playing CS:GO, and etc.
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>>34332812
I'm... Okay with this. And only round 2?
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>>34332694
>Attack. Currently +10, one wound to winner.
She's still better than us, even with an arousal penalty
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>>34332694
An attack with the bonus at first, then we'll go into heavy next time. We can't not give her our all after that show.
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

Alright, looks like a standard attack.

Give me a 1d100+10.


And I hope it lived up to your expectations.
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>>34332867
dice a shit
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You guys. Holding back while our woman gives it her all. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

>>34332867
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Rolled 81 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>34332867
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Rolled 26 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>34332867
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Rolled 59 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>34332867
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Rolled 57 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>34332867
>>34332879

Fffffucked the dice.

>>34332880
Not bad
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>34332867
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Rolled 57 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>34332867
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>>34332880
Looks like you're doing well to start.

Writing.
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>34332867
Lets go for another 100!
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>>34332917
...how many of her bonuses is she using though?
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>>34332880
I like you. Keep it up.
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>>34332956
She's a little distracted right now.

But she'll fix that soon.
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Shoulda gone with the heavy attack. There's no other way man, no other way.
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>>34333028
We probably wouldn't have won. We needed guaranteed first blood in order to carry this fight to the end
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Doesn't matter. Once blood gets onto us, she's going to be distracted all over again.
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>>34333138
Yep. The difference is that one kind is bad for our pelvis, while the other is bad for our organa
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>Cut hand, smear all over chest, Flex
>Watch Karasuba pass out from headrush.
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But you’ve got an advantage right now, she’s still distracted by her bloodlust and perhaps a newfound sense of arousal. You skim past her blade, close enough that you can feel it whip away some sweat, and then your counter-strike snakes out, lightning fast, gashing her leg.

She pulls away just as fast though, preventing more than superficial damage from your strike.

You see her visibly calm herself, using breathing exercises to control her desire.

It only takes her a few seconds, even as you circle, looking for an opening.

“You’re a lot better than last time,” she says, with a more restrained grin.

“I’ve had a good teacher,” you reply.

“Let’s see how well you’ve learned,” she says, then comes in once again.

>Heavy attack, -25. Two wounds to her if you succeed, two wounds to you if you fail.
>Attack, -15. One wound to her if you win, one to her if you lose. Win by 20, two wounds to her.
>Try to counter. -5 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, one wound.
>Defend, +5 to roll. Win, no wound for you.
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>>34333206
>>Try to counter. -5 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, one wound.
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>>34333206
>Try to counter. -5 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, one wound.
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>>34333206
>>Try to counter. -5 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, one wound.
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Rolled 69 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>34333206
>Try to counter. -5 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, one wound.
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>>34333206
>Try to counter. -5 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, one wound.
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>>34333206
>Try to counter. -5 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, one wound.
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>>34333255
Rolls don't count until I call for them.
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>>34333206
>>Try to counter. -5 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, one wound.
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>>34333206
>>Attack, -15. One wound to her if you win, one to her if you lose. Win by 20, two wounds to her.
Eh, just to be different.
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>>34333206
>Attack, -15. One wound to her if you win, one to her if you lose. Win by 20, two wounds to her.
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>>34333206
Are we going to die? Yes we are!

>Counter.
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>Counter
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

Alright, in the interest of keeping this moving, 1d100 here.

I'll add the modifier.
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>>34333206
>>Try to counter. -5 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, one wound.
Its probably the coolest
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>>34333206
Attack, -15. Offense has always been our style; let's just not be too reckless.
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>>34332573
>>34332600
>>34332631
>>34332656
>>34332694
What about the friend in our head
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>34333314
uh.
Okay.
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>>34333314
>Rolled 2 (1d100)
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>34333314
THIS TIME FOR REAL
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Rolled 10, 27, 11, 41, 20 + 5 = 114 (5d42 + 5)

GET GOOD
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>34333314
Oh shit.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>34333314
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>34333314
I hope that roll is the one opposing us.
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>34333314
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>34333314
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>>34333330
>>34333331
>>34333333
Not like you had a hard target to beat...

Anyway, writing.
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>>34333314
>>34333330
>>34333331
>>34333333
These rolls.

>>34333340
>>34333347
>>34333349
>>34333350
ALL DESE ROLLS!
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Rolled 58 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>34333334
WOOPS
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Damn that flexing really paid off
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>>34333333
Dem sextuples saved us.
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>>34333314
>>34333333
STANDING HERE
I REALIZE
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>>34333333
Thank fuck! We nearly lost to a rolled 2!

Also, nice hex.
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>>34333333
Den digits
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>>34333333


Fukken saved
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>>34333153
yes just yes
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>>34333206
You realize that you can’t push, not yet at least. She’s still better than you, even if you are roughly equal on the physical level. So you let her attack come to you, guiding it away from you.

Luckily you’ve seen this one before, she seems to have forgotten that you aren’t quite the novice that you use to be. That, along with the fact that you’re much faster than before, allows you to get past her defense easily, opening up a gash similar to the one you got last time along her stomach.

-2 wounds to Karasuba. -3 total. 5/8 remaining. 8/8 remaining for John.

She lets out a grunt, spinning away, her hand going to her stomach.

She grins up at you, wiping off her hand on her outfit.

“You’ve gotten much better,” she says, pulling herself together, “Maybe I should’ve paid more attention.”

“Maybe,” you say, circling back around as she remains defensive.

>Heavy attack, -35. Two wounds to her if you succeed, two wounds to you if you fail.
>Attack, -25. One wound to her if you win, one to her if you lose. Win by 20, two wounds to her.
>Probing attack. -15 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, one wound.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>34333578
>>Heavy attack, -35. Two wounds to her if you succeed, two wounds to you if you fail.
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>>34333578
>Probing attack. -15 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, one wound.
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>>34333578
>Heavy attack, -35. Two wounds to her if you succeed, two wounds to you if you fail.
Lets hope the dice gods don't shove their dick up our ass
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>>34333578
Heavy Attack

It worth the risk. If we prolong it, we just getting a lower risk/reward.

We need to push her.
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>>34333578
>Probing attack. -15 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, one wound.
A feints probably best here. This is where she gets serious
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>>34333578
we can afford two.
Heavy attack.
I want to see what happens when we win.
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>>34333578
Heavy, we can take it!
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>>34333578
>Attack, -25. One wound to her if you win, one to her if you lose. Win by 20, two wounds to her.

Attack her, you wound her either way, and don't get hurt
geh heh heh
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>>34333578
>Probing attack
as a fencer i know that in sword fighting caution pays.
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>>34333578

>Heavy attack, -35. Two wounds to her if you succeed, two wounds to you if you fail.
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>>34333578
>>Probing attack. -15 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, one wound.
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>>34333578
>>Probing attack. -15 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, one wound.
Caution's worked so far.

>>34333609
see
>>34333271
Don't be wasting rolls compadre.

>>34333640
>you wound her either way
No, we don't. We only wound her if we win.
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>>34333629
YOU'RE CORRECT GALE GOOD SIR.
>>34333578
>Heavy attack, -35. Two wounds to her if you succeed, two wounds to you if you fail.
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>>34333578
>>Heavy attack, -35. Two wounds to her if you succeed, two wounds to you if you fail.
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>>34333646
Even when facing fight demon mcgee?
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>>34333578

>Attack, -25. One wound to her if you win, one to her if you lose. Win by 20, two wounds to her.
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

Alright.

1d100 here.

I'll add the modifier.
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>>34333578
>Heavy attack, -35. Two wounds to her if you succeed, two wounds to you if you fail.

DO IT!
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>>34333578
Heavy Attack
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>34333724
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>>34333724
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>34333724
Hahahahahahaha

We die
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>34333724
DOOOO IIIIT
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>34333724
Fuck.
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>>34333724
Whelp
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>>34333724
WE ARE THE BEST FLEXERMAN!
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>34333724
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>>34333724
ITS ALL OVER ABANDON HOPE
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>>34333752
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>>34333741
>>34333749
Whelp....


>>34333752
Oh, looks like you don't die really badly this time.

Writing. Also eating, but writing.
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>>34333724
Remind me, ho big a penalty do we take per wound recieved?
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>34333767
Well fuck, Dice didn't take.
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>>34333752
oh jesus
are we still alive then?
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>>34333785
On this note of hilarity, I'm passing out for the night.
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We must wipe our blood over our chest in an effort to distract her again.
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>>34333785
>>34333795
Aww, missed it.
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>>34333789
Depends on how long the fight drags on, I think
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>>34333969
Either way, the heavy attack faggots just fucked us hard.
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>>34333578
Trying to end this on a quick note, you push in with a heavy attack. It’s not quite the blatant overhead one that you used when she gave you that opening before, but you don’t need that much of a swing for the same effort.

But just as she may have under-estimated you before, you under-estimate her now, or maybe you just were overconfident in yourself.

Either way, what you thought would be a good strike is deflected, causing you to catch a good slash along your upper chest. You hear a gasp from the gathered females as blood flies, leaking from your once immaculate chest.

>-2 wounds, John has 6/8 wounds.

You pull back, your turn to shake off the pain of the losing strike.

“You’re not that good yet,” she says with a grin, a little bit of a teasing tone coming back into her voice.

“You aren’t invincible either,” you say, referring to your previous hits.

“No, but I’ve had a lot more practice than you,” she says, then leaps forward, her sword swinging out at you in a heavy ark.

>Heavy attack, -15. Two wounds to her if you succeed, three wounds to you if you fail.
>Attack, -5. One wound to her if you win, two to you if you lose. Win by 20, two wounds to her.
>Try to counter. +5 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, two wounds.
>Defend, +25 to roll. Win, no wound for you.
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>>34334009
True
But it'll look great on tv
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>>34334022
>Attack, -5. One wound to her if you win, two to you if you lose. Win by 20, two wounds to her.
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>>34334022
>>Attack, -5. One wound to her if you win, two to you if you lose. Win by 20, two wounds to her.
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>>34334022
>Try to counter. +5 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, two wounds.
Probably our best bet
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>>34334022
Try and Counter. Keep it moderate. Overreaching isn't gonna help us any, since the dice gods want to fuck us.
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>>34334023
Yeah. I suppose no anime accurately portrays fencing of any kind.

It would be odd for this one to.
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>>34334022
>Attack, -5. One wound to her if you win, two to you if you lose. Win by 20, two wounds to her.
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>>34334022
>Attack, -5. One wound to her if you win, two to you if you lose. Win by 20, two wounds to her.

I believe!
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>>34334022
>>Heavy attack, -15. Two wounds to her if you succeed, three wounds to you if you fail.
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>>34334022
Counter. It's served us well before, and while it's not the 25 bonus, a +5 could end up saving our asses.
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>>34334022
>Attack, -5. One wound to her if you win, two to you if you lose. Win by 20, two wounds to her.
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>>34334066
Its because fencing is illogical in anime land where damn near everyone is Hulk2.0
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>>34334082
This, we're gonna get fucked otherwise.
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>>34334022
>Heavy attack, -15. Two wounds to her if you succeed, three wounds to you if you fail.
Once more, with feeling.
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>>34334022

>Attack, -5. One wound to her if you win, two to you if you lose. Win by 20, two wounds to her.
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>>34334022
>Try to counter
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>>34334022
>Attack, -5. One wound to her if you win, two to you if you lose. Win by 20, two wounds to her.
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>>34334022
>Attack, -5. One wound to her if you win, two to you if you lose. Win by 20, two wounds to her.
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>>34334086
See, strength really has almost nothing to do with actual swordfighting unless you're looking at magical weapons which cleave through everything or cyborgs and HF blades a la Metal Gear.

Weapons are great equalizers, and it seems it would make only more sense for combatants to be quicker and more reserved in their movements.
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

Looks like you're attacking.

1d100 here.

Also, think the mechanics are ok?

I know I've fucked with them a bit.
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>34334172
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Rolled 47 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>34334172
AN OPENING!
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>34334172
They seem fine, it's the dice gods that are to blame tonight.
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>34334172
Mechanics are good
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>>34334180
Looks like you get two.

Writing.
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>>34334172
>>34334180
okay, I was a bit nervous about the negative modifier, but now I'm a bit more positive about this.

we might actually do this.
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>>34334168
Anon, its anime land, ALL swords can cut through a building here
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>>34334208
I think we've just got it, since she usually has about 20 on our bonua
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>>34334218
Don't remind me
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>>34334192
>>34334223
Why are you deleting? Your shame is eternal.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>34334172
Rollin' anyway.
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>>34334272

Like your virginity!
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>>34332153
I miss Papa, I keep waiting for him... I've been thinking of going back and reading all this stuff again.
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>>34334022

Even as her sword flashes out at you, you can feel yourself bending backwards, ducking under the swing.

You feel her sword ruffle your hair, but your sword lashes out after it, catching her on her arm. You don’t quite get her muscle all the way through, but it’s enough to cause pain.

>-1 wound to Karasuba. 4/8 wounds left.

Blood whips from her arm as she pulls back, a grimace gracing her face once more.

“Looks like you’re hurting there,” you say to her.

“Don’t count me out yet,” she says, circling once again. She seems more defensively minded at the moment.

>Heavy attack, -35. Two wounds to her if you succeed, two wounds to you if you fail.
>Attack, -25. One wound to her if you win, one to her if you lose. Win by 20, two wounds to her.
>Probing attack. -15 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, one wound.
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>>34334386
>No option to stand there and wait for her to lose her patience
No you guide
>Probing attack. -15 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, one wound.
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>>34334386
Probe her! It's what she wants!
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>>34334386
>>Probing attack. -15 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, one wound.
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>>34334386
>>Probing attack. -15 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, one wound.
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>>34334386

>Heavy attack, -35. Two wounds to her if you succeed, two wounds to you if you fail.
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>>34334386
>Probing attack. -15 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, one wound.
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>Heavy attack, -35. Two wounds to her if you succeed, two wounds to you if you fail.
This shit is taking to long. [Spoiler]No it isn't
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>>34334386
Karasuba must be probed
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>>34334386
>Probing attack. -15 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, one wound.
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>>34334386
>probing attack

I have a bad feeling guys.
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>>34334386
probing attack.
we're both hurting now.
Play it lame, youknowwhatImean?
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>>34334386
>>Probing attack. -15 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, one wound.

I want to go heavy, but she gots us by the ropes if we do that.
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>>34334451
Drop your shield, Karasuba
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>>34334466
Remove pants before entry!
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

Alright, 1d100 here please.
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>34334495


OH BOY
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>34334495
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>34334495
1d100
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>34334495
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>34334495
HORAHORA!
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>34334495
okay, let's do this.
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>34334495
We're fucked.
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>>34334500
>>34334505
>>34334513
Looks like dice say...

Ouch.
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>>34334505
Figures it would backfire if I tried it again. Sudoku time I guess.
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>>34334500
>>34334505
>>34334513

We dead anon
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>>34334512
fucked up my roll
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>>34334505
>>34334513
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>>34334513
>>34334513
>>34334505
>>34334500
Y'all sonsa bitches.
>>34334516
>>34334527
You're okay.
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>>34334530
I blame you for not giving the choice of a full defensive action.
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>>34332812
Thats pretty good man.
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>>34334500
>>34334513
>>34334505

I am not liking these rolls.
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>>34334561
It's all gotta come tumbling down eventually.
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>>34334516
well fuck me.
I was three late. God damnit.
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>>34334550
Karasuba has plenty of patience when she wants to anon.

We could play the waiting game, but it would take time I'm not sure I have at the moment.

And you'd probably lose, because neither of you are in a position where you're going to bleed out yet.
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>>34334618
>not just standing there, staring each other off for three hours
>girls get tired of waiting and yell "JUST FUCK ALREADY"
>comply
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>>34334647
>Bring everyone else in
>BLOOD ORGY! HOORAY!
>Kaname looks visibly sickened, but jumps on it anyways.
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>>34334618
my bodie is ready guide
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Guys we lost at a probing attack, its not that bad
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>>34334386
>>Heavy attack, -15. Two wounds to her if you succeed, three wounds to you if you fail.
>>Attack, -5. One wound to her if you win, two to you if you lose. Win by 20, two wounds to her.
>>Try to counter. +5 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, two wounds.
>>Defend, +25 to roll. Win, no wound for you.

You’ve learned your lesson from last time, at least for now. You take a few probing swings at her, but she either parries them or steps out of the way.

Neither of you make any headway, at least not until you take one step too close to her.

Her sword whips out, faster than you thought she could still move, and manages to catch you in your arm. Again, it’s not enough to sever your muscle, but it still hurts like a bitch.

>-1 wound, John has 5/8 wounds remaining.

Pulling back, you shake your arm, blood running down your bare skin as Karasuba grins.

“I’ve still got an edge on you,” she grins, “But I am getting a little bored.”

“Ready to give up then,” you say to her.

“No, just eager to see how long you can withstand me,” she says with a grin, sword flashing out hard once again.


>Heavy attack, -15. Two wounds to her if you succeed, three wounds to you if you fail.
>Attack, -5. One wound to her if you win, two to you if you lose. Win by 20, two wounds to her.
>Try to counter. +5 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, two wounds.
>Defend, +25 to roll. Win, no wound for you.
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>>34334783
>>Heavy attack, -15. Two wounds to her if you succeed, three wounds to you if you fail
>>
>>34334783

>Heavy attack, -15. Two wounds to her if you succeed, three wounds to you if you fail.
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>>34334783
>Heavy attack, -15. Two wounds to her if you succeed, three wounds to you if you fail.
>NOW IS THE TIME TO STRIKE!
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>>34334783
>>Heavy attack, -15. Two wounds to her if you succeed, three wounds to you if you fail.

Let's do this!
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>>34334783
>Try to counter. +5 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, two wounds.
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>>34334783
>counter
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>>34334783
guys. Please. Pick the ones with the bonuses this time. Go big or go home isn't working here.
>try to counter
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>>34334783
>>Heavy attack, -15. Two wounds to her if you succeed, three wounds to you if you fail.

Balls to the wall yo.
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>>34334783
>Heavy attack, -15. Two wounds to her if you succeed, three wounds to you if you fail.
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>>34334783

>Heavy attack, -15. Two wounds to her if you succeed, three wounds to you if you fail.
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>>34334833
Agreed.
>Try to counter.
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>>34334783
>>Try to counter. +5 to roll, win, no wound to you. Win by 15, one wound to her. Lose, two wounds.

Let's be sensible here. Pfft.
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>>34334783
>Heavy attack

Gotta keep this waifu entertained!
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>>34334783
>>Heavy attack, -15. Two wounds to her if you succeed, three wounds to you if you fail.
>>
>>34334783

>>Heavy attack, -15. Two wounds to her if you succeed, three wounds to you if you fail.
>>
>>34334783
>Heavy attack, -15. Two wounds to her if you succeed, three wounds to you if you fail.
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>>34334870
>If we go all out, we get injured, but we also get laid

ALL OUT ALL OUT ALL OUT! HEAVY ATTACK!
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>>34334783
>Counter
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>>34334783
>>Heavy Attack, with muh dick
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

Alright, looks like heavy attack wins.

1d100 here please.
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>>34334783
>>Attack, -5. One wound to her if you win, two to you if you lose. Win by 20, two wounds to her.
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>34334930
>>
You guys can't into numbers, can you?

A success on a normal attack is easier, and it's only half again the margin to a double wound from the heavy attack with much less risk.
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>34334930
YES YES YES
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>34334930
Time to finish it.
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>34334930

GOGOGOGO
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>34334930
Please don't suck.
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>34334930
"Well, I wouldn't want to bore a lady."
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>34334930
Oh boy, here we go.
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>34334930
Curse my timing.
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>>34334938
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>>34334938
WE DID IT.
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WE GOOD! NO MORE ROLLS!
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>>34334938
The dice gods have apparently decided to smile on you today.

Writing.
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>>34334938

Oh yes Oh yes!
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>>34334938
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>>34334938
Yesss!

>>34334939
Fuck you
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>>34334938
Not too shabby. Well rolled anon, well rolled.
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>>34334938
Can you feel the love tonight!
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>>34334930
Damn, I gotta leave the thread early. Thanks for running Guide!
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>>34334930
>>34334938
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>>34334938
your are perfect just the way you are
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>>34334938
Who's awesome? You're awesome.
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>>34334938
thank you based anon.
we got lucky. Damn lucky.
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>>34335016
Here you go anon. I figured it was worth it to give it to you. Excellent choice.
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>MFW
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>>34335074
I fucking love you. Have my children.
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>>34334938
I agree his role is great but i just want to point out to everyone who voted for heavy attack that given what was rolled attack was just as good and safer it was almost totally the better move. I don't want us doing this stupid shit on a fight where there are actual negative consequences on a loss as opposed to this which is just a different victory ether way.

>Heavy attack, -15. Two wounds to her if you succeed, three wounds to you if you fail.
>Attack, -5. One wound to her if you win, two to you if you lose. Win by 20, two wounds to her.
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We brought her to one wound, but I don't want this to end.

I say we give her the kiss.
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>>34335107
>>34335150
Keep meaning to get around to that.
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>>34335150

A-anon, why..
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>>34335150
WHY ANON WHY?!
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>>34335107
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>>34335166
No anon, she wouldn't want that, she would want to fight to the end
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>>34335166
you are a sick twisted basted

lets do it
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>>34335183
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>>34335166
I... I agree.
>Fatality.
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>>34335166
I agree.
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>>34335166
Let's do it!
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>>34335202
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>>34335214
>>34335207
>>34335197
>not fighting the fightsexual
disgusting
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>>34335166
I don't think she would want us to do that. Plus she may have her own trick to show us.
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>>34335166
YES!
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>>34335225
>Implying this won't give her Hulk Rage and make her fight even harder, and make it all the better that our first kiss was in the middle of one of the best fights she's had.
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>>34335150
Why is this sad i dont get it
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>>34335247
We already kissed her
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>>34335166
>>34335207
>>34335214
>>34335220
>>34335244
Please keep your masochistic tendencies to yourselves. She will destroy us if she gets her Norito.
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>>34335262
Well then, I must've missed that one.
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>>34335166
OH GOD NO.
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>>34335223
that's very rude anon
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>>34335268
implying she cant do that know
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>>34335166
No, beat her to the ground and claim her as our own!
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>>34335276
Yes yes you did
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>>34334783
Once again you manage to deflect her attack. Except this time you manage to deflect it with strength.

Her blade slides past yours, down and off to your side while yours angles upwards.

Right into her stomach.

>-2 wounds, Karasuba has 2/8 wounds remaining. Karasuba has reached ¼ health, she will bleed out in two turns.

It’s with a cough and a bloody grin that she looks at you, apparently not noticing that your sword is almost through her spine.

“Good,” she says, blood leaking from her mouth.

“You’re being reckless,” you say back, “It’s not hard.”

“Maybe,” she says, “But I’m not done yet,”

“How’s that?” you ask.

She doesn’t say anything, but then lunges upwards and manages to catch your mouth with hers.

>-5 mana, Karasuba has activated Sekirei’s kiss.

Then she pulls herself back.

>-1 wound, Karasuba has 1/8 wounds remaining.

“Like this,” she says, a final manic grin on her face, her back still holding dark wings.

>Karasuba is going for an all or nothing attack
>She currently has +65 to your roll.
>For every 20 over your roll, she will score a wound.
>To win…survive.

1d100.
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>>34335247
dude, we already kissed her.
and winged her.

>>34335268
also this. I do not want more pain. I do not want us to break.
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>>34335268
Dude... We willingly chased after Karasuba, it doesn't get much more masochistic than that.
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>>34335254
This is my feelings towards that. If it's not. Read Muvluv.
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>>34335294

um.. umm... ummmm....

S-S... Survive?
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>34335294
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>34335294
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>>34335268
I think we would be incredibly lucky to survive even just one round with her using her sekirei ability.
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I don't think some anons understand kissing her would boost her skill, making the fight last longer
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>34335294
I think I am rolling right...
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>34335294
ohgod
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>34335294
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

Whelp, It's been a good run Gents.

Welcome to Die.
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>34335294
Please oh please oh please oh pleeeeeeease
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>34335323
>>34335324
>>34335329
Mostly a formality, but...
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>>34335294


>>34335323
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>>34335323
Well, she's dead.
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>34335294
OH SNAP
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>>34335323
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>>34335323
Fuck Yeah
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>>34335323
yes yes yes
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>34335294
oh. Oh fuck.
OH FUCK.

OH FUUUUCK

>>34335323
SAVE US ANON
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>>34335323
Thank you based god for allowing me to get such a good roll at this time.
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>>34335323
EVERTHING IS ALRIGHT!
Right?$
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>>34335347
>>34335351
She's very dead
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Beautiful!
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>>34335347
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>>34335347
>>34335323
95 vs 86.

Karasuba scores...0 wounds.

Writing.
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>>34335323
>>34335294
bodied.
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>>34335301
It wasn't bait, just never heard of Muvluv.
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I am really rolling well in this quest. The 100 for the sexy flexing and now this.

>>34335392
Yay
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>>34335347
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>>34335294
Looks like she took my suggestion

>>34335166
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>>34335415
your the based anon i love you
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>>34335392
Do you understand now Guide? No matter what you do, in the end, we will succeed, yours is a hopeless fight
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>>34335403
All dem glasses, dat ukelele strapped to his sword.... freaking ror haha
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>>34335424
I am >>34335233
and while i hated the idea of giving her the kiss i love the idea of her stealing one. well played Guide also if >>34335166 inspired it good call and if not good guess.
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>>34335447
I Swear we're gonna eat those words.
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>>34335392
So, by beating her we unlock her (Permanent Member) Side Quest, right?
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>>34335447
It could've been 140 anon. But she was too out of it for that.
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TSUGI NI OMAE WA

WE DID IT!

TOIU
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>>34335479
Nigga can eat his own words, I'm full.
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>>34335488
The only thing I hear is PJSalt.
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>>34335495
TOP KEK
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>>34335495
If we don't eat those words im totally ecstatic don't get me wrong.
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>>34335488
Taste like tears.
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>>34334783
>Heavy attack gooooooooooo! This is the only way to win!
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>>34335575
hey good to see you hows your quest going
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I love how Row Row Fight the Powah you guys are, mostly because I know that attitude will disintegrate the next time we get a one
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>>34335575
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>>34335392
How shit was her roll for that? There's only one possible way that we've pulled this off.
>Plot armor
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>>34335606
The first time we got a one in this quest was in the shower, with one of our waifus
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>>34335645
see
>>34335347

21 was a pretty shit roll.
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>>34335645
She rolled a 21 you dumb dumb
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>>34335645
>There's only one possible way that we've pulled this off.
Have you seen the rolls Guide's been getting this entire fight? We don't need plot armor for this one.
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>>34335658
That one of the more hilarious moments of this quest.
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>>34335645
Haha, no
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>>34335706
>Implying that being dommed by akeno isn't a good thing
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We're so over the bump limit right now
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>>34335743
yeah, but we still got 6 pages toi go before thread's gone
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You know what we need? A vampire or, even better, a werewolf. I'm kidding of course. We've got enough on our plate.
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>>34335766
>I'm kidding
I'm not lets go find one
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>>34335488
I've said it before and I'll say it again.

It's ok, I still and will always love you, Guide.
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>>34335766
Nope, we're missing a decent Yandere Monster Girl from the harem.
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>>34335766
Not enough blue hair.
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Of course I would upload the version with text.
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>>34335781
I'm still waiting for the vampire loli waifu.
Think we should check the cemetery?
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>>34335766
I've never seen that, but I've seen her. And I like her.

>>34335730
domming akeno is the sign of her love, though. It means she trusts us absolutely. I expect that's permanent status, or at 100 affection.

>>34335793
best girl from her show. Ruby a second.
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>We've got enough on our plate.
NOT ENOUGH BLUE

MUST YANDERE MONSTERGIRL

MOAR FOR THE HAREM GOD!

AND BY HAREM GOD I MEAN US!
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>>34335294
Even as she powers up, you brace yourself.

At least you appear too.

Then she dashes, sword coming around in an insanely fast, extremely dangerous slash.

But you aren’t there.

The second you saw her move, you dove forward, rolling under her swing. It was close, but you managed to slide under the swing with only a few bits of your hair getting sliced off.

Standing slowly, you see her stumble as her swing ends.

Her sword tumbles from her hands, even as she somehow manages to stay upright.

She looks back at you, blood dripping from her mouth.

“Looks like…you made it…lover boy,” she says, coughing once.

As she starts to fall, you step up and catch her, your arms slick with her blood as her head lands on your shoulder.

“Guess it’s time for you…to meet the family,” she says quietly, a smile on her face before she finally falls limp in your arms.

Then you are swarmed by the rest of the girls, Karasuba being taken from your arms to be taken care of as the rest fuss over your relatively light wounds.

But for once in the time you’ve been around her, Karasuba looks completely at peace.

>+20 Attraction to Karasuba. Karasuba now has 55 attraction points. Karasuba will reach permanent member upon completion of her side objective.

>+15 attraction to every other woman in the room.

>+10 to the headmistress.
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>>34335793
I've been waiting for her to show up ever since I first noticed the blue hair trend back in thread... three?
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>“Guess it’s time for you…to meet the family,” she says quietly, a smile on her face before she finally falls limp in your arms.

>But for once in the time you’ve been around her, Karasuba looks completely at peace.


>+20 Attraction to Karasuba. Karasuba now has 55 attraction points. Karasuba will reach permanent member upon completion of her side objective.

>+15 attraction to every other woman in the room.

>+10 to the headmistress.
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>>34335824
>+10 to the headmistress
Oh god yes
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>>34335819
If you're talking about the show, sure. in the manga; Kurumu=Mizore>Ruby>Inner Moka>Kokoa>Yukari>The Chinese BL.
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>>34335824
>>+15 attraction to every other woman in the room.
>
>>+10 to the headmistress.
The headmistress isn't a woman?!
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>>34335824
>Then you are swarmed by the rest of the girls, Karasuba being taken from your arms to be taken care of as the rest fuss over your relatively light wounds.
nooooooooooo, we have to take her home to heal and rest!
in full bridal princess carry!
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>>34335824
>+10 to headmistress
O-oh my~
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>>34335766
>>34335810
Why is Flannery giving a lapdance to a camera on the ground while Sabrina looks bored in the background and Shizune-route Hisao dances410 in his chair along with a loli maid?
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>>34335824
YEAH!!!
>meet the family
Oh shit.
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>>34335861
>headmistress isn't a woman
My trap dreams have come true
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>>34335824
>+15 attraction to every other woman in the room.

>+10 to the headmistress.
So did the headmistress get a total of 25, or is she not actually a woman?
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>>34335868
>>34335810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdBt9SbNV2k
shit I havent seen that in forever.
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>“Guess it’s time for you…to meet the family,” she says quietly, a smile on her face before she finally falls limp in your arms.
Image quite related.

>>34335861
Pretty sure the +15 is a blanket boost from the gun show & the +10 is in addition to that.
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>>34335824
Victory! Black Sekirei for life.
So when do we meet Miya, and the rest of the crazies?
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>>34335879
>That means we get to meet Tsukiumi

HNNNNNNNNG
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>>34335824
>>+20 Attraction to Karasuba. Karasuba now has 55 attraction points. Karasuba will reach permanent member upon completion of her side objective.
>>+15 attraction to every other woman in the room.
>>+10 to the headmistress.
The headmistress is a woman in the room. Does that mean she gets +25?
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Of course, this is the end of our adventure for the night folks, seeing as how I'm falling asleep.

>>34335903
>>34335897
>>34335890
>>34335861
She's outside the room.

She gets +10 since she was late.

Don't make me take it away.
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>>34335901
We'll get to meet Tsukiumi.
We'll get to meet Kazehana.
We'll get to meet Miya.
We might get to meet AKITSU.
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I'm not him but THANK YOU GUIDE!
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Flexing does wonderful things, now if only Posing was also available.
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>The headmistress isn't a woman?!
>>34335903
>The headmistress is a woman in the room. Does that mean she gets +25?

She peaked through the door to get a look, wise asses.
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>>34335915
Thanks for running! It was magical.
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>>34335915
>not a trap
do you hate me?
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>>34335925
and of course I forgot the image.
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>>34335862
Sorry Gale, but the rest of the girls weren't going to let that happen after the show you put on.

>>34335900
>>34335879
>>34335925
Soon anons, soon.
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>>34335925
Akitsu-chan!
We're using a slot for her, even if we have to fight Karasuba for it.
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>>34335954
Too much tit to be a trap
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>>34335948
We gotta see some Jojo level posing before we start posing like a mad man
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>>34335915
Thanks for another great thread-

>>34335937
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>>34335915
...aww.
We'll be good.
Delinquent teacher time will come
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>>34335955
There is not just no reason not to harem Akitsu.

There is literally a negative number of reasons to not take Akitsu.
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>>34335955
>namefagging
please stop
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>>34335973
I will fight tooth and nail for this. I will.
I may have lost out on Harribel in Bleach Quest, but not this. Not her.

>>34335960
Eagerly anticipating.

>>34335992
My thoughts exactly.
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>>34336019
Nope. No Akitsu.
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>>34336019
>>34335992
>>34335973
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>>34335915
Thanks for running man.

See you next time everyone & g'night.
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>>34335824

>+10 to the headmistress

AW yiss
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>>34336062
Not only would I take her home, I would go back out and put a bullet through the head of that little shithead Mikogami.
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>>34336062
Yes.
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>>34335973
>>34335992
>>34336019
>>34336062
If she ends up liking John you know he's just going to turn & stare at the others with puppy dog eyes until they just sigh & give in.
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>>34336062
WOULD I!?
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>>34336062
>filename
do you even. have. to ask.

>>34336098
I want Tatsuko and John to just spend a day hugging Akitsu. Because she really fucking needs it.
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>>34336141
>I want Tatsuko and John to just spend a day hugging Akitsu
Dear god, the cuddles. The sheer fluffy softness and warmth and quiet.
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>>34336062
>that confusing filename
It's almost as if you think there's more than one possible response. But that would just be silly.
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>>34336141
>>34336164
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>>34336141
>>34336164
>>34336186
>>34336189
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>>34336128
Would you?
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>>34336216
Don't you tease me you motherfucker. I couldn't handle it.

I mean, I know John's up to his gills in cuddles as it is, but-but AKITSU!
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I wish I knew who any of these characters are
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>>34336297
Cuddles and Akitsu are srs bsnss anon.

>>34336332
Read Sekirei, you'll have fun.

I know I did.
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>>34336332
Sekirei
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>>34336332
>>34336382
The anime is fairly legit. Had some genuinely funny moments in it.
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>>34336378
>Cuddles and Akitsu are srs bsnss anon.
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>>34336216
>>34336378
Don't do this to me, Guide.

>>34336332
>>34336396
the anime is actually not legit. It's far too lighthearted.
At its core, Sekirei is about the fear of loss and trying to live in a happy present while a bleak future looms on the horizon. The manga is all about this. The anime is all about fanservice and comedy.
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>>34336493
Stop namefagging
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>>34336493
Implying that Minato isn't going to wish everyone back together at the end of the manga anyway.
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>>34336539
+1
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>>34336541
that won't get me the ending with akitsu that I wanted. She'll go with Mikogami. Because he had to become a good person in the end.

The ancestor vision lied to us.
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>>34336588
Stop namefagging
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>>34336588
That's what fanfiction is for unfortunately.
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>>34336621
that's what THIS QUEST is for now.

I hope.
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>>34336662
Stop
namefagging
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>>34336493
>Sekirei

I ended up quitting the manga around the time when the main character's sister was kidnapped and her Sekirei sent on assassination missions for at least a month or two, and no one knew about it because the main character was too busy being a lazy shit who couldn't be arsed to call any of his family members (the majority of which he knew were involved in the plan heavily already), who if he had asked pretty much any of the single digits at all for fucking basic information about Sekirei, they would have told him that being an Ashikabi is genetic and his sister would probably attract a trap or three.

There's shonen protagonist ignorance, and then there's Minato-level ignorance.
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>>34336684
To be fair, Miya wouldn't let them tell him for the longest time and Minato was still scared of MBI.

Not that it excuses his utter incompetence, but it's not ALL his fault.
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Next fight with Karasuba. Will we include magic boosts? Casting, enchanment, etc?
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>>34336706

It didn't have to be Miya. Matsu would know. Kazehana would definitely know, since she had firsthand experience with falling for the wrong family member at first. Homura probably would have been able to tell him some basic information.

It's not like everyone is a brainless shit-tier girl like Mutsubi
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>>34336684
My problem with the show, that kid is a major waste of air.
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>>34336684
>>34336766

Minato didn't even know who his father was until recently. But for all his ignorance, he makes up for it by being a fucking great person and evolving into a rather competent emotional pillar for them all.

And that's not to mention that his mother and sister more or less scared him into just accepting things most of his life, if their conversations and his thoughts on them are to be believed.

>>34336745
I don't think we can really cast at a level that would be useful in battle. Enchanting, totally. Casting? Nah. I say we try and test some enchantments that will repel things we strike with the flat of our sword, so we can parry another blade and send it right out of their hands, or at least knock their arm completely to the side.
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>>34336765
At some point, I forget where, it was discussed about how Miya literally would threaten anybody who was going to tell Minato too much.

Which was basically everything.
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>>34336813
For the love of all that is good and holy, stop namefagging
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>>34336825
For the love of all that is good and holy, stop being a whiny faggot
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>>34336837
No.
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>>34336745
>>34336813
>using Casting outside of someone attempting to tutor us
>at all
So you plan on making our enemies laugh themselves to death then?

>>34336825
He's ignoring you for a good reason faggot. If you've got that much of a hateboner for him/namfags then filter him because you're the only one here that seems to give a fuck.
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>>34336825
hahahaha keep whining he'll stop eventually, I hope not tho.
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>>34336857
I will keep whining, thank you
>>34336856
Yes but I'm pissing you off, so its worth it
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>>34336822
this as well. Miya was very intent on keeping him in the dark. It was only when he flat-out asked her what the fuck was going on that she even told him anything.

Thankfully we don't have the same problems.

>>34336856
I'm not advocating casting. I'm all for ENCHANTMENT working in our favor. We're good at it, we need to make use of what we're good at.

The above suggestion could potentially let us quickly score a souls-esque riposte with minimal effort, or if we go full balls to the wall with the enchantments, allow us to deflect some heavy shit just by smacking whatever is coming at us.
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>>34336871
Great! But, you could you vary it a bit. Apply your self a bit more I know you can do better.
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>>34336889
Stop namefagging
>>34336896
But that would require effort
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>>34336871
>Yes but I'm pissing you off
It's 4am and I finished back to back 12-hour shifts just in time for the last 2-3 updates of the thread. I'm too tired to get anything resembling angry at anything short of a freak storm wrecking my house.
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>>34336909
>responding
Why? Its blatantly obvious I'm shitposting
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>>34336918
I have nothing better to do while I finish my sandwich and drink before sleeping.
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>>34336931
What kind of sandwich?
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>>34336906
hah You've been whining for like 30mins now
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>>34336970
Okay? That doesn't require effort though
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>>34336944
Rotisserie chicken with lettuce, tomato, and mayo on plain italian bread and a couple pickle spear...things. Chicken's leftovers sadly. Guess I'm doing some shopping whenever I wake up.

Good night.
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>>34336986
Good night sandwichman
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>>34336976
But friend, you've been using effort this whole time! You coulda watched something in that 30mins instead you futilely complained about something, thats dedication.
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>>34336996
Cool whatever, its not a lot of effort though
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>>34337011
daww don't get all embarrassed now cool guy.
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>>34337023
Okay, you too, passive aggressive guy
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>>34337032
Passive aggressive? All I wanted was you to entertain me more...
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>>34337083
Stop namefagging
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>>34337094
There it is!
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>>34337101
Stop namefagging
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>>34337111
Its too late friend, a new hero is born.
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>>34337113
Stop namefagging
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>>34337122
But how will you know its me?
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>>34337136
Stop namefagging
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>>34337144
I'm off to bed night friend.
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>>34337209
Stop namefagging
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>>34336813
>>34336856
I meant that in a fight with Karasuba with magic, both sides can. She is free to use casting if we use enchanting.
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>>34337453
oh, well in that case, we're fucked.
but if we could deflect what she casts, we may have a chance.

May. We only won this time because of luck and the distraction we got in at the beginning. We're going to need some secret weapons if we want to survive anything more dangerous than her.

we could enchant a glove with the repelling property and barehand parry attacks coming our way, and only use it when we can't actually avoid something, giving us a hidden line of defense.
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>>34337760
Or we can go the path of the flexer. I mean we're better at that than some other skills FFS!
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>>34337760
Stop namefagging
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>>34337778
we can parry blows BY FLEXING with this.
Think about it, the possibilities...
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>>34337822
Stop namefagging
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>>34337822
I approve of Flex-deflection.
Like damn, needs to be a thing.
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>>34338512
Stop namefagging



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