>>34305460

Twitter: @ELHMk1
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZlPV-W2T9xDEzsSxYq8OLHnB7CKfB0eUAQyH4vj2lU8/edit?usp=sharing

Cinder’s Character Sheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10H9COxlc2Qaqkx5DTaihQJHazhc-_KKIS-Aon-VxluA/edit?usp=sharing

If you’re a die-hard lover of canon, I suggest you turn away now. I’d like to think I’ll do Chaos and 40k in general justice though. The key thing at the end of the day is to have fun, whatever that means in this instance.

All rolls will go against a specified characteristic in the style of Black Crusade. You’ll want to roll under the characteristic value in order to pass the check. The more degrees of success (every multiple of 10 counts as 1), the more awesome of a result. A 1 is a guaranteed success, and a 100 is a guaranteed failure.

Best of three rolls when it’s called for, with a 1 or a 100 instantly taking precedence. If multiple characteristics are being rolled for, each 1d100 counts for its respective test. Any rolls prior to the call for one and those not linking said post will be ignored.

You may burn (i.e. gone forever) 10 infamy to completely reroll a check (i.e. three new 1d100). If you have above 10 infamy, you are allowed a single additional 1d100 roll for any check during a session.

If you have any questions/etc, now’s the time. Otherwise, I’ll push the first update in about 10 minutes

Excessive meta goes to QTG. Blatant Samefaggotry will be ignored.

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(Sorry about the slight delay, char limit and internet problems)

Hello.

Time to get us some more nifty hats

>>34305460
Disregard material beings, acquire hats.

Does the Tsundere of Tzeentch have a name that we know of?

“Ignitrix.”

“I’m sorry?”

“My name. It’s Ignitrix.”

“I didn’t ask it.”

The Lady of Change scoffs as she continues to weave her sorcery in an attempt to make the pair of you a portal. “Just keep those mortals back for a little bit longer. You can do that, right?”

You laugh as your claws render the last Guardsman standing headless. The forces outside guarding the approach to the excavation site have tried twice now to retake the relic room. “What happened to it only taking a short time? Have you forgotten how to weave your spells?”

“SOME of us are also trying to figure out where those Knights went, thank you. I know you can’t see past the enemy in front of you but…”

“So where are they then? And it is your fault they got away in the first place.”

Her eye twitches. “Like I said, I’m multitasking…”

You return your focus to the tunnel leading up to the relic room upon hearing the thundering sound of Astartes boots coming down it. Despite Ignitrix’s belief otherwise, you could see the bigger picture. And it wasn’t pretty.

Should they fail to recapture the archway, it’s highly likely that the Marines will use their Nova-class boat above to glass the southern continent. As for Acerea, she could be in even greater trouble now that the Grey Knights have disappeared to parts unknown. If they returned to the Imperium vessels above, however, the entire planet might be facing exterminatus. Plus the longer you let those boats float amid the stars, the greater chance they’ll try and get a message out for help.

It’s a complete mess, but you have time to weigh the options as you deal with the Marines coming towards you.

> [1] Standard Operating Procedure: Whirlwind of Death (WS x 2)
> [2] Attempt to collapse the tunnel using fallen weaponry and the like (Per, Ag)
> [3] Write in

>>34305653
> [1] Standard Operating Procedure: Whirlwind of Death (WS x 2)

>>34305653
>> [1] Standard Operating Procedure: Whirlwind of Death (WS x 2)

>>34305653
> [1] Standard Operating Procedure: Whirlwind of Death (WS x 2)

>>34305653
>[1] Standard Operating Procedure: Whirlwind of Death (WS x 2)

Well I'd say that's pretty cut and dry. Go ahead and roll.

Rolled 82, 75 = 157 (2d100)

>>34305750

Rolled 55, 10 = 65 (2d100)

>>34305750

Rolled 36, 68 = 104 (2d100)

>>34305750

>>34305774
>>34305800
>>34305802

36 and a 10. More than enough to pass. Writing...

>>34305830
>
Excellent

>>34305653

The first Marine to zealously charge around the bend doesn’t even realize he’s been sliced in half at first. His legs continue walking for another ten feet past where his upper torso falls. The second is wiser than his fallen comrade. Rather than rush blindly forward, thinking the Corpse God will protect him, he advances slowly and cautiously. As such, he parries your first swing and pushes you back. Despite that you still have the sensation that the Astartes is moving in slow motion. It’s likely the leftover adrenaline and rage from killing the Grey Knight, but that will only last for so long. Even for a daemon like you.

A quick four-step waltz of clashing blades and sparks later sees you wrenching the blade from the Marine’s hands and delivering a fatal blow to his chest. For good measure, you go so far as to grab one of the many fallen bolters around you to blast his helmet into oblivion. They’ve tried the possum trick on you once already and it wasn’t going to happen again.

“Whenever you’re done playing with corpses, the portal’s ready.” Whirling, you see Ignitrix standing next to a translucent, pulsating oval of pure Warp energy.

“And what of the Knights?” you demand, tossing the bolter aside as you stride over to her.

“Two outside. Four above. Two in the Capital City. I’ll take that ‘Thank you’ now.”

“You’ll be thanked if and when this portal goes somewhere useful and not just to the middle of the Formless Wastes.”

She looks at the portal and fakes a gasp. “Oh, I forgot to set the destination. Silly me.”

You don’t buy it for a second. But this does present an opportunity to decide on the next course of action.

> Multi-tier choice ahead
> [1] Split Up. Ignitrix goes one place, you go another.
> [2] Stick together. Who knows what this bird brain will do on her own.

>>34306187
> [2] Stick together. Who knows what this bird brain will do on her own.

>>34306187
>2

>>34306187
>[2] Stick together. Who knows what this bird brain will do on her own.

Plus she'll be useful finding those Marines.

>>34306187
>[2] Stick together. Who knows what this bird brain will do on her own.
W'll better keep an eye on her.

>>34306187
>> [2] Stick together. Who knows what this bird brain will do on her own.

Your choice of destinations include:
> [1] The capital city to help Acerea
> [2] A surprise aerial insertion on the Grey Knights outside
> [3] One of the many transports going to/from the vessels above
> [4] Back to the Raptor
> [5] Write in

>>34306353
1

>>34306353
>> [1] The capital city to help Acerea

>>34306353
>[1] The capital city to help Acerea
We're gonna need the full crew for whatever comes next.

>>34306353
>1
this hivemind is nuts, yo

>>34306400
Great minds think alike

Off you go to help Acerea then. Writing...

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>>34307054

>>34307083
>>34307054
WE MUST PAINT THIS THREAD RED WITH BLOOD, THEN BECOME ORKS, SO RED WILL MAKE OP TYPE FASTER!

>>34307123
Can't argue with that kind of logic!

>>34307123
Seems like overkill.

>>34306187

“How close can you get us to wherever Acerea’s holed up?”

Ignitrix puffs out her chest with pride, which has the added effect of making her plumage flare as well. “I can put us right on top of her head if you want.”

You resist the urge to tease her for the moment. “Just… somewhere nearby will be fine.”

A wave of her hand later sees the portal displaying an image of Acerea talking to someone unseen. “After you~”

“If I don’t end up where I should…”

“Oh relax. I need you here in order for my plans to work out.”

Grumbling, you step into the vortex of energy. One disorienting swirl later sees your feet coming to rest on a broken concrete floor some thirty feet from Acerea. From your surroundings, you hazard a guess you’re now in the sewers beneath the capital city.

“Cinder? How in the world did you get here?” the plaguebearer asks, obviously pleased to see you.

“That would be…” You turn and point just as Ignitrix materializes behind you. “Her.”

For a moment the two daemons just stare at one another. Then Acerea breaks the silence. “Well, at least she isn’t purple. I’m glad you brought help though. There’s Grey Knights running around in addition to the multitude of PDF forces keeping my little pets from finishing their jobs.”

“I know, I killed one already.”

Ignitrix sighs. “Well I hope you have a plan for killing the four that are here now. I’m a fan of strength in numbers, but they’re still the kind of foe we can’t underestimate. Of course, if you don’t, I guess I’ll just have to come up with something…”

> [1] Go help out Acerea’s zombie...things. If they’re freed up you can use them to overwhelm the Knights with sheer numbers.
> [2] Surgical strikes against the Knights themselves. Ignitrix can find them easy, right?
> [3] Let Ignitrix come up with something
> [4] Write in

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>>34307123
Finger painting!

>>34307145
>> [1] Go help out Acerea’s zombie...things. If they’re freed up you can use them to overwhelm the Knights with sheer numbers.

>>34307054
>>34307083

My net's gone out five times thus far. Highly frustrating but not much I can do short of glaring at my modem. If it doesn't stop being shit, I'll just suspended this session until tomorrow. I do apologize though. I know it's not fun waiting this long.

>>34307145
>[2] Surgical strikes against the Knights themselves. Ignitrix can find them easy, right?

>>34307168
>not fun waiting
No, it's seriously not a big deal at all. It just entertains me to post that stuff.

>>34307145
>1

>>34307147
Yes my child, finger painting.

>>34307145
>[2] Surgical strikes against the Knights themselves. Ignitrix can find them easy, right?

Might as well hit the problem hard enough until they die, also let's make it a thing to never refer to our Tzeentch friend by name. Just call her things like "You" or "Bird brain."

>>34307145
>> [2] Surgical strikes against the Knights themselves. Ignitrix can find them easy, right?

>>34307168
I am watching jojo's on crunchy while eating so take yer time

>>34307168
Ouch, I've had those nights. Hope the issue becomes less persistent and thanks for slogging through it.

>>34307145
>> [1] Go help out Acerea’s zombie...things. If they’re freed up you can use them to overwhelm the Knights with sheer numbers.

>>34307145
>> [2] Surgical strikes against the Knights themselves. Ignitrix can find them easy, right?
We are the hunter, they are our prey.

>>34307145
>> [2] Surgical strikes against the Knights themselves. Ignitrix can find them easy, right?

>Other. Unless of course Ignitrix has a plan she isn't shareing

>>34307266
Would we really listen to her plan? Unless we're going to bully her about it?

>>34307300
I want to bully the birdloli.

>>34307300
plsbully

>>34307300
Exactly. The point is to ask and then bully her.

>>34307145
> [2] Surgical strikes against the Knights themselves. Ignitrix can find them easy, right?

>>34307312
Yes, we must bully her for our amusement. We shall also bully her while denying her access to our blood hot tub.

>>34307334
Why would we deny ANYONE that sweet blood Jacuzzi action?

>>34307367
Fine, we can bully her by denying access to it, but eventually let her in. Maybe if she begs or does something adorable.

>>34307367
I dunno, has Little Horn really earned a space in the blood Jacuzzi ?

>>34307396
Hahahahahahaha no!

>>34307396
Nah

>>34307396
That rhetorical sarcasm is delicious.

>>34307396
Fair enough, Little Horn a shit. But our burdfriend is useful.

besides, Little Horn is a subject of Khorne, lazy bastard can make his own.

>>34307367
We denied Nurglette access for being too gross.
>>34307396
After we get done bullying Ignitrix about not being allowed in the tub, we should let her in so we can mock Smallhorn by showing him he is worth less to us than a loli Tzeenchette.

>>34307449
That idea I like, it's always fun to bully Small Horn. Then we can continue to bully Ignitrix for being a shortie.

>>34307145

“Well, you boasted about being able to drop us onto Acerea’s head. I see no reason why we can’t apply that to the Knights themselves.”

“I…” Ignitrix rubs her chin in thought. “I suppose that would work. It’s not as elegant as my plan to crash the Faithful Inferno into the Heaven’s Thunder though.”

Acerea chimes in. “Um, but how does that handle the Grey Knights?”

“I’m pretty sure five miles of metal crashing down onto their heads isn’t something they can live through.”

“Until they teleport away again,” you point out before patting Ignitrix’s head. “Nice try though, Bird Brain.”

The feathered daemon wriggles out from under you and squawks, “I HAVE A NAME.”

“Oh my~” Acerea giggles at Ignitrix’s protest. “But yes, maybe Cinder’s plan is the better one for the time being.” She walks over and bends down to be at eye level with the now puffed-out Lady of Change. “Could you be a dear and find us a Knight all on his lonesome?”

A grumble is all she gets in return, but you can feel Ignitrix’s mind expand beyond the room.

> [1] Why not help a little? (WP)
> [2] Meh, she’ll figure it out.
> [3] You know… maybe the ship plan has merit with modifications…
> [4] Write in

>>34307478
Who says we won't stop bulling her, we will just let her in the tub

>>34307449
But.. Nurglette is allowed in the tub, right? She's been in there before.

>>34307487
>> [1] Why not help a little? (WP)

>>34307487
>[1] Why not help a little? (WP)

We have the option, so we might as well.

>>34307487
>[2] Meh, she’ll figure it out.

>>34307487
>> [2] Meh, she’ll figure it out.
Trust your specialists

>>34307518
She said she was just gonna go make her own with more pus and disease.

>>34307518
She's only allowed in the tub because we had it modified to have her diseases and shit not affect the blood.

>>34307520
Eh, couldn't hurt. Right?

>>34307487
> [2] Meh, she’ll figure it out.

>>34307518
Acerea has fought and killed together with us, that means she is allowed in. As long as she doesn't pollute anything.

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>>34307487
>> [3] You know… maybe the ship plan has merit with modifications…

There's no better kill than overkill.

>>34307561
Right, so we have the bird lady prove her worth for hot tub rights.

Whereas Little Horn will never prove his worth, and always remain a little bitch.

>>34307487
>> [1] Why not help a little? (WP)
Can't think of why not to.

>>34307578
This. This could work, if we had a way to stop them from teleporting out.

I would love to see cinder suplex a bitch

>>34307487
>[1] Why not help a little? (WP)

And we can keep an eye on her.

>>34307487
> [1] Why not help a little? (WP)

>>34307487
> [1] Why not help a little? (WP)
Mind-raping bloodletter time!

>>34307646
Production on the Skull Wrestling Ring needs to start immediately

I think trying to help wins out. Just be aware that if you screw up royally, someone's going to give you shit for it. (Roll)

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>34307693

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>34307693
Yeah thats kinda the problem with trying to muck into someone elses speciality.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>34307693

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>34307693

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>>34307646
I'd like to see her suplex one of pic related

>>34307685
ever seen deathmatch wrestling? that shit would be up her alley!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAipdnxbRQE

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>34307693

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>34307705
Shit, wrong die.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>34307693
Time for rollin, boyz.

>>34307705

d100 Anon.

>>34307714
>>34307718
>>34307722

A 35 is enough. Writing...

>>34307487
>> [1] Why not help a little? (WP)

What could go wrong.

>>34307742
Goddamnit, the only time that i roll not only is it late, but it is awesome.

>>34307728
and yes THAT IS REAL BARBED WIRE!

>>34307773
Holy hell. This is what we must do.

>>34307797
don't forget the flaming tables!

>>34307834
And if the crowd gets into it. they can hop in any time.

>>34307870
hell we can record it and use it on imperium tv or what ever they use now!

have some more with thumb tacks this time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STM3WTZUk4U

>>34307909
I'm sure it'd make Daddy Khorne proud! We'll have to keep special copies to offer him.

>>34307960
TAPES FOR THE BLOOD GOD'S COLLECTION!
Doesn't ring as well.

>>34307987
hey! I am sure he watches tv on his off time!

Say, what are some accomplishments you all would like to see Cinder and Co. have one day? How 'bout we make a list?

>1. Recruit a WAAAGH! to fight for us.

>>34308005
He probably has a whole Blood Bowl league in his plane of the Warp. Maybe if we get sent back to the Warp somehow, we can try joining a team or make our own.

>>34308031
kill a primarch

>>34308005
He's gotta watch something on that throne

>>34308031
Complete Go Go heresy ranger squad.

>>34308031
>2. Make the entire Ultramarine Chapter fall to Chaos, through destruction or turning Heretic.

>>34308031
start a chaos wrestling promotion

>>34308031
Crash a planet into Terra.

>>34307487

In both an effort to speed things up and to double check on Ignitrix’s work, you try to cast out your own mind towards the veil of the Warp. Between all of Acerea’s toys running around and the archway itself, it seems the barrier between realms is rather weak around this planet. Thus, you have little difficulty projecting your consciousness above the city like a bird of prey.

Now that you’re getting a good look at it, you’re starting to wonder whether the place even rates the term “city.” The only thing worthy of note is the spaceport that consumes a majority of the area. Outside of those landing pads and warehouses, though, there’s little besides an Imperial-Age slum. And of that there’s few buildings which aren’t either covered in pulsating masses of fungi or dissolved messes.

But you’re not here to sight see, you’re here to find Grey Knights. Except you have no idea what signs to look for. Just when you’re about to give up, you notice your gaze keeps shifting away from a spot on the fringes of the city. “Zooming in” reveals a literal blank bubble where reality seemingly ceases to exist.

“Found them~” Your concentration is broken by Ignitrix piping up. The image in your mind fades instantly. “One’s currently standing watch over one of the PDF regiments. Or perhaps he was trying to rally them. Hard to say with all those wards about him. Two are holding the western Spaceport advance by themselves. The final one is on the edge of the city, I think.”

> [1] Drop on the PDF Knight
> [2] Two for the price of one!
> [3] Why is there a Knight on the edge of the city?
> [4] Write in

>>34308074
GOOD FUCKING LUCK!

>>34308083
Sculpt the planet into a wrestler performing an elbow drop before hand.

>>34308031
>3

WHY

>>34308094
>[3] Why is there a Knight on the edge of the city?
I dont like this at all!

>>34308094
>[3] Why is there a Knight on the edge of the city?

Could be a trap?

>>34308094
>> [3] Why is there a Knight on the edge of the city?

>>34308094
>[3] Why is there a Knight on the edge of the city?
He is the one that might try to get away.

>>34308094
>> [3] Why is there a Knight on the edge of the city?

>>34308094
> [2] Two for the price of one!
Can't let them get off planet, now can we?

>>34308094
>[3] Why is there a Knight on the edge of the city?

>>34308147
I doubt they'll leave the planet if one is still trying to rally the PDF. If they were going to leave they'd do it by now.

>>34308031
Teleport fractal nukes or the 40k equivalent into Commoragh.

>>34308094
> [4] Write in
Wait, where's mr silent? Maybe he was the bubble that we saw?

>>34308031
Go up to Abaddon, look him in the eye, and tell him he's a failure and that Horus was a whiny faggot with daddy issues.

>>34308213
Mr.Silent didn't come down. That was the one grey knight.

>>34308216
Yeah, how can a mere human spread Chaos as effectively as a Daemon of Chaos? He needs to learn his place.

>>34308031
>>34308216
Also, get Caiaphas Cain's autograph.

>>34308094

You rub your chin in thought. “The one in the outskirts is either trying to lure us into a trap, is a coward, or isn’t a Grey Knight at all.” You look over at Acerea. “Have you seen our resident Blank lately?”

“EXCUSE ME WHAT,” interjects Ignitrix, “YOU HAVE A BLANK?!”

“Remember how I said I had the means to kill you if I changed my mind? Yeah.”

“Of all the stupid…” She stops herself from inflating again. “Alright so there’s no way of knowing if that one is your pet abomination or a Knight. Or both. There were four Knights here not ten minutes ago. I don’t think their packs recharge THAT fast.”

> [1] Proceed with the portal-drop
> [2] Pick a different target
> [3] Write in

>>34308279
>> [1] Proceed with the portal-drop

>>34308279
>[1] Proceed with the portal-drop

>>34308279
>[1] Proceed with the portal-drop

>>34308265

He and Acerea shared the same shuttle down. Must have been a fun ride for her. Or maybe she's just not bothered as badly as Cinder is. Might be worth finding out when you're not mid-battle.

>>34308279
>1
WHATEVER

>>34308279
>[1] Proceed with the portal-drop
time to ZA WARUDO!

>>34308265
We sent Mr. Silent down with Acerea to go take over the space port. That blank bubble is him, unless we managed to find another blank.

>>34308329
Grey Knights do that too.

>>34308279
> [1] Proceed with the portal-drop
It's time for some rip n tearin.

>>34308031
Turn that one Librarian Half-elf ultramarine mad Racist against the Eldar and make him hunt them down always keeping his Helmet on which you've managed to corrupt which causes his impending anger.

Or do it to any guy who looks like he could pull a Pelnial Whitestrike 40k edition.

Best a Malal Daemon or follower in combat and take it's parasitic Daemon eating weapon so you've got a tool that gets stronger with each kill you make, that also dispenses amusing chatter.

Sneak into Lorgar's place.

Baby blender/Baby Armour made from living babies

Make a shield out of the largest bloodthirster 5head as possible.

>>34308317
we so need to drop a tank on a fucker someday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IiFKbPCvJ8

>>34308279
>> [1] Proceed with the portal-drop

>>34308356
>Sneak into Lorgar's place.

We might as well prank all surviving Primarchs while we're at it.

>>34308279

You shrug. “Worst case, we end up making sure our anathema is still alive. Best case, I have a complete set of arms.”

“As you wish…”

It takes a moment for Ignitrix to set up another portal and shift its exit to a spot above the conundrum. The same bubble of non-existence is visible on your end before you hop in.

This time, you start to fall through the air when the transition is complete. But once you see what’s below you, you’d rather you weren’t falling at all.

A Grey Knight has strapped Mr. Silent to the back of his terminator armor. The latter is very much alive (if not “thrilled” to be there) at least.

> [1] Roar back at the portal opening for Ignitrix and her wings to save you
> [2] Attempt to maneuver your fall so you DON’T land in a bubble of death (Ag)
> [3] Go for it anyways (WS)
> [4] Write in

>>34308553
>[3] Go for it anyways (WS)
At best we cut right through him, and eliminate the problem.

>>34308553
>3
Fudge it

>>34308553
> [3] Go for it anyways (WS)
GOD DAMN IT!

>>34308553

> [3] Go for it anyways (WS)

>>34308553
>[3]
Mr.Silent getting kidnapped by our enemies to be strapped against them as shield, sounds like a great running gag.

>>34308553
> [3] Go for it anyways (WS)
He dares take OUR pariah? This guy is toast.

I'd recommend praying to Khorne for this one. Roll.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>34308630
Shite.

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>34308630

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>34308630
If everything goes well, we have two skulls after this!

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>34308630
In khorne's name!

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>34308630

>>34308662
... CAN WE PLEASE HAVE THIS ONE?! PLEASE?!

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>>34308649
>>34308654
>>34308658

Would you like to use your reroll on >>34308662?

>>34308649
>>34308654
>>34308658
>>34308662
Oof

>>34308662
YES.
KHORNE SAVES US AGAIN.

>>34308649
>>34308654
>>34308658

>>34308662
>>34308668

Welp, ähm, reroll ?

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>34308662
Again, the second time that i roll and it's too late and awesome....
Yeah>>34308676
Time for a reroll

>>34308668
....Welp, that was a close one.

>>34308630
If we still have the reroll/extra dice I say we use it for >>34308662

>>34308676
yes, please

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>>34308662
>>34308668

I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE.

>>34308676
YES, USE IT!

>>34308553
>> [3] Go for it anyways (WS)

>>34308676
Yes. Yes I would

>>34308676
Yes.

>>34308676
Yes please.

So... okay... yeah... using that nat 1 then...

Uh... go ahead and roll me a d10. Just one person will do.

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>34308740

>>34308740
Not it.

>>34308751
Not sure if good or bad result.

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>34308740
Let's see how this goes! (btw, i rolled the 1).

>>34308751

Danké

Writing...

Dice gods wtf

>>34308775
I BLAME BIRD LOLI!

>>34308780
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO BULLY HER SO HARD FOR THIS!

>>34308826
I say we pinch her cheeks SO FUCKING HARD!!!!

>>34308851
WE WILL PINCH HER CHEEKS AND PICK ON HER FOR BEING SHORT!!!

>>34308904
I say we pick her up by her feet and spin her around like this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktSASMqjJ-s

>>34309027
Yes, this we can do.

>>34309027
>>34309058
lets steal his uppercut while we are at it! think of the damage we could do with our claws!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPBXmmnu74Q

>>34309027
Actually, do y'all think Birdbrain might be the reason we're getting one reroll per thread?

>>34309130
Maybe if we bully her, we can get more.

>>34309158
But if we do that, she might reroll whenever we get a success!

>>34309205
An acceptable loss to bully the birdloli.

>>34308553

An idea pops into your brain as you fall. An idea so crazy that it’s insane even by daemonic standards. But you didn’t get where you were today by playing it safe. And if you pulled it off… Well, even Feather-Tits wouldn’t be able to challenge you anymore.

The first step is banishing away your current set of claws. They’d be absolutely useless in Mr. Silent’s aura anyways. They fade to your little pocket in the Warp with a single thought.

Next, you bring forth the Grey Knight arm you had in storage.

“HEY ASHTRAY!” you roar, “I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU!”

The exact millisecond his head starts to move, you fling the fleshy mass that was still inside the terminator armor at him. It’s both a distraction and step three.

Step four is to summon Tuska’s Power Klaw.

It’s still too big for you. But what matters is it covers your hand and arm all the way up to the shoulder. Just enough cover so that you can don the terminator arm temporarily.

By now the Knight has knocked the limb of his fallen comrade aside and raised his own sword in preparation to block your blow.

Pouring every ounce of primal fury and willpower into the space around your fist, you plunge it into the Terminator Armor and take hold of the Nemesis Force Sword through the double-wrapped gauntlet.

It immediately explodes into a ball of crystalline fire.

Time stops.

You feel a massive presence in the Warp turn its gaze towards you.

Your swords connect after an eternity.

The very air explodes.

You land at the Grey Knight’s feet.

Along with his head.

As the body falls, twitching, your acquired armor shatters along with the sword.

You’re going to need a moment.

*I* am going to need a moment. Hexer would be proud of the level of chuuni I swear

>>34309027
This shall be our theme song when dealing with birdloli: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11dZECTzZyc

>>34309269
>>34309276
Oh the ironing.

>>34309269
MY GOD KING!

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>>34309269
GLORIOUS!

>>34309269
Pure magnificence.

>>34309269
KHORNE WOULD BE PROUD!!!

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>>34309269
GLORIOUS!

>>34309269
for some reason "till my body is dry" started playing in my head

>>34309269

The moment passes. And with it a literal fountain of blood spews from the severed neck of the Astartes. Seemingly endless, it soaks the surrounding area and you while you proceed to check on Mr. Silent. He’s badly burned, but still breathing. Nothing a little rest won’t fix. As for you, well…

You look down at yourself, checking for any injuries. You find none. Not a single scratch. When you look up, you’re no longer on Ysai Ydumee.

You’re in front of the Skull Throne, holding the skull you just claimed.

A voice beyond all other voices, containing both every single bit of rage ever to exist and a perverse glee, speaks.

“PRESENT THE SKULL.”

> And now we deal with your early ascension to Bloodthirster hood

>>34309512
>PRESENT THAT SKULL!

Knew Khorne would be proud of us.

>>34309512
>PRESENT THAT SKULL LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

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>>34309512
>PRESENT THE SKULL!!!
Time for a well deserved upgrade!

>>34309512
C-Cinder's growing up...

>>34309568
KILL IT WITH HOLY FIRE AND AUTO CANNON FIRE!

>>34309582
Don't bully your mutant imouto, anon.

>>34309582
What are you gay, she just wants to hug your innards

>>34309604
Only bully the Birdloli.

>>34309604
>>34309608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcA24RTmnF8

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>>34309618
Well yeah. Birdlolis are made for bullying.

>>34309512

"Daddy, I got you a present!"

>>34309638
And Little Horns, or Small Horns, I forget his name. He was born to be bullied.

>>34309649
he was born to be our bitch!

>>34309649
Bullying implies an intimacy that smallhorns has yet to earn and never will. Smallhorns just gets abuse plain and simple.

So I should note that I'm doing the rank ups a little different. And that I can't remember half my notes properly apparently. Here's the current upgrade path

Herald (30) -> Bloodthirster (60) -> Daemon Princess (90) -> ??? (120)

So yeah. I'd say killing a Grey Knight protected by a Blank shield gets you auto-bumped to 30 infamy.

That means you get to read three books before we even deal with what being a Herald gives you.

SOOOOOOO...

> [1] +5 to 1 Characteristic (3x)
> [2] 2d3 to 1/2 Characteristic(s)

>>34309674
Well we could decide to REALLY freak out Small Horns and go all 'big sister' on him now that we're becoming a Bloodthirster.

>>34309693
> [1] +5 to 1 Characteristic (3x)

>>34309693
>[1]

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You know... this epic roll reminds me of some clip I saw on youtube of some space marine missing every shot against a puny ork, only for the ork to get a godly roll and land a headshot.
Wish I remembers the name of it.

>>34309693
>[1] +5 to 1 Characteristic (x3)

>>34309693
> [1] +5 to 1 Characteristic (3x)

>>34309693
> [1] +5 to 1 Characteristic (3x)

>>34309693
Oh, we're being a Herald, not a Bloodthirster? That's legit I guess...

Time to find a Juggernaut or Blood Throne to ride into combat, or maybe summon one.

>>34309693
>> [1] +5 to 1 Characteristic (3x)

>>34309782
>>34309741
>>34309733
>>34309730
>>34309718
>>34309723

Which 3 characteristics?


>>34309766

Yeah I always forget that Thirster > Herald stat-wise.

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>>34309604
Just remember: we have someone whose irritating presence can cause spontaneous mutation in service to Khorne in our retinue.

>>34309800
S, Tx2

>>34309800
Fel, Per, WS

>>34309766
We're going to need two other Bloodletters to man it.
Unless Acerea and Ignitrix count?

Also, do Acerea and Ignitrix also level up?

>>34309850
Well we already have Small Horns, we just need one more if we go for a Blood Throne.

>>34309766
>Time to find a Juggernau
NEW PUPPY!!!

>>34309834
Yeah, we really should have sent her instead of a blank, someone who doesn't get along with people. Chaos needs a faceperson to gain followers.

>>34309873
hey we can feed it small ho- na small horn's bones would make it choke and die

>>34309850

Ignitrix is already a Lord of Change so there's not really a place for her to go short of the big chair itself.

Acerea hasn't spread enough of Papa Nurgle's love yet to get noticed.

>>34309845
>>34309849
Unless another option presents itself, I'll call for a vote on these shortly.

>>34309849
Sounds good to me!

>>34309849
Supporting.

>[1] +5 each to Fel, Per, WS
>[2] +5 to S, +10 to T

>>34309910
>Ignitrix is already a Lord of Change so there's not really a place for her to go short of the big chair itself.
So she technically outranks us. Then again, Cinder isn't one to care about ranks I believe.
Also, can't Ignitrix become a Daemon Princess?

>>34309964
>[1] +5 each to Fel, Per, WS

>>34309910
Nurgle notices her. He's always proud.

>>34309964
>[2] +5 to S, +10 to T

>>34309964
>>[1] +5 each to Fel, Per, WS

>>34309964
>[2]
RIP AND TEAR

>>34309979

She'll probably have to pull a CREEEED moment first though.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>34309964
Flipping a coin.

>>34310009
Or she could outCREEEED CREEEED. We will help!

>>34310035
>outCreed Creed

Impossible by definition.

>>34309964
+5 each to Fel, Per, WS appears to have won.

Now instead of witty book titles, here's what being a herald gets you:

* Daemonic multiplier goes up to (3). That means S & T go up to 72 in most cases.
* You now have a max of 25 wounds. Comes with a free heal to full. Your regen is still stunted though.
* Wormbag receives orders from DA BOSS to upgrade your claws again.

I'll update all that, and then we'll get back to the narrative.

>>34309964
>>[1] +5 each to Fel, Per, WS

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>>34310076

<3 you to 4chanX

>>34310076
>upgrade claws

Nah, I'd get an axe.

>>34310076
See? Didn't even need to upgrade strength or toughness, we got it automatically anyway.

>>34310076
When will we actually get PROPPA armor with subjugated daemons bound to 'em?

>>34310093
4chanX isn't really a necessity with the built-in stuff, you know...

>>34309512

You do better than that. You present TWO Grey Knight skulls. As soon as you kneel and raise them above your head, you find yourself back exactly where you were on Ysai Ydumee. But perhaps not exactly what you were. A greater appreciation for leadership skills and a greater sense of strength stand out immediately. You might also be imagining it, but your horns feel larger too.

Regardless, it’s probably a good thing no one’s around to see your tail wagging stupidly fast.

“Cinder?”

Well almost no one.

Looking up, you see Acerea and Ignitrix looking down at you through a window in the Warp. You hastily hide your glee and motion to the body of the Grey Knight.

“Turns out it was both our Blank AND a Knight. I handled it though, no need to worry.”

Ignitrix silently mouths “what” before hopping through the portal herself. Only when she’s properly kicked the dead Astartes and verified Mr. Silent’s aura does she speak.

“That shouldn’t be possible. You shouldn’t be possible. THIS should not be possible.”

“Remember to breathe, dearie~” calls Acerea as she joins the pair of you. “It’s best not to think about it too hard.”

“I DON’T NEED TO BREATHE. NONE OF US BREATHE. WE’RE DAEMONS. SHE…”

Her yells are cut off by Acerea’s hand over her mouth. “What should we do about our friend?” The Plaguebearer nods over at Mr. Silent.

> [1] Leave him
> [2] Try and get an Evac Shuttle for him
> [3] Bring him with you
> [4] Write in

>>34310503
>[2] Try and get an Evac Shuttle for him
get our blank/husbando out of here

>>34310503
> [3] Bring him with you
I r8 him 8/8, m8

>>34310503
> [2] Try and get an Evac Shuttle for him
> [3] Bring him with you

I don't care which of these win. I just want our Blank safe.

He's like our own Jurgen.

>>34310503
> [2] Try and get an Evac Shuttle for him

>>34310503
>2 and if we can't then 3

>>34310503
>[1] Try and get an Evac Shuttle for him

No touching the Blanks, please, we'll be sent to the Warp.

>>34310503
>[2] Try and get an Evac Shuttle for him

>>34310503
>> [2] Try and get an Evac Shuttle for him

>>34310503
> [4] Get a grenade, set it off, attach it to Mr. Silent's body, and throw him up into the air. He has proven to be more trouble than he's worth with his blankiness and getting captured by Grey Knightsiness.

>>34310503
>[2] Try and get an Evac Shuttle for him

>>34310503
> [3] Bring him with you
He can shield our presence from the GKs, but if the GKs see a bubble of non-existence with their witchsight, then they would just go to that location...

>>34310503
>[1] Leave him
I know its a futile attempt to lose the characterb that is only dangerous and trouble without any benefit for us.

>>34310734
>no benefit

Are you kidding? Wait till fucking Eldar show up.

>>34310756
You mean until they too use his presence to perma kill us ? Awesome, can't wait.

>>34310503

It takes a moment for your vox’s signal to bounce off of a relay and to the Raptor that’s currently hiding in the shadow of the planet. Proditus’ voice answers as soon as the line connects.

“I-I’m sorry but Inquisitor Cinder isn’t able to-”
“It’s me, you idiot.”

“Oh thank Khorne. We’ve been playing cat and mouse up here keeping the planet between us and the Heaven’s Thunder. Meanwhile the Rogue Trader in charge of the Inferno keeps trying to raise us on comms and…”

“Yeah that’s great Proditus. Sadly I don’t care unless you have Grey Knights tearing through my bloodbath. Just keep the Void Shields up and keep doing what you’re doing. Oh, and I need a shuttle yesterday for an evac.”

“B-b-but it’ll get shot down…”

“I don’t want excuses. I want a shuttle to pick up a certain Blank and move him somewhere that isn’t the middle of the battlefield. Or do I have to come up there personally and…”

“Three are on the way m-m-m-mistress!”

“Good boy.”

You disconnect from the vox channel and sigh while pinching the bridge of your nose. “I need to get a better Brass Herald…”

Acerea giggles. “I’ll take him if you don’t want him~”

Ignitrix rolls her eyes. “So are we babysitting this thing or are we going to keep moving?”

> [1] Protect the Blank!
> [2] Time to drop on some Knights…
> [3] Maybe it’s time to deal with the problems in space...
> [4] Write in

>>34310768
Or until the Necrons recall him.

>>34310768
Don't most Elder have a deeper connection to the warp than most? I'd think a Blank would make them go full autism

>>34310643
+1

>>34310781
>[2] Time to drop on some Knights…

>>34310781
>> [2] Time to drop on some Knights…

>>34310781
> [3] Maybe it’s time to deal with the problems in space...

>>34310781
> [2] Time to drop on some Knights…

>>34310781
1 and 3

>>34310781
>[2] Time to drop on some Knights…
Better clean up.

Aerial Insertions and claws. Someone write a rock ballad already.

> [1] PDF Knight
> [2] Doublemint Twin Knights

>>34310881
> [1] PDF Knight

>>34310881
>[2] Doublemint Twin Knights
We're gonna need the space port anyway.

>>34310790
We are also literally made out of Warpstuff.

Blanks are far more of an anathema to us than to Eldar.

>>34310881
>PDF Knight
Once the GK is gone, the PDF can be corrupted by Acerea, which will be a great supply of meatshields.

>>34310881
>[1] PDF Knight

>>34310881
>> [1] PDF Knight
We are using our Inquisitorial Authority to requisition these troops, Knight.

>>34310881
>> [1] PDF Knight

>>34310781

“He’ll live. Not much we can do for him anyways,” you reply.

“That’s the first sensible thing you’ve said all day. Now which Knight is next?”

“I believe it’s time for Inquisitor Cinder to requisition some troops.”

Ignitrix rolls her eyes and starts the process of boring a hole through the Warp. Soon you’re looking down at a Knight pacing rows of Planetary Defence Forces (PDF). His hands are in constant motion, leading you to believe he’s either mid-speech or very upset. Or both. In any case, you have all the time in the world (within reason) to plan your next move.

> [1] Flying Cinder Bomb (WS, S)
> [2] Shift the portal to ground level, then walk out and proclaim any PDF who slays the Knight shall be allowed to live (Fel)
> [3] Acerea/Ignitrix artillery opening (BS+30)

(Net's being dumb again. If I disappear, you know why)

>>34311279
>> [1] Flying Cinder Bomb (WS, S)

>>34311279
> [1] Flying Cinder Bomb (WS, S)

>>34311279
>[1] Flying Cinder Bomb (WS, S)
you can hear JR now...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKqYlqTE-DI

>>34311279
1

>>34311330
This is it. Cinder's entrance into the Khorne Wrestling Federation.

>>34311279
>> [1] Flying Cinder Bomb (WS, S)

You know what to do.

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>34311397

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>34311406

Rolled 26, 65 = 91 (2d100)

>>34311397

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>34311397

>>34311279
> [4] Open two portals directly above and below the Grey Knight.

>>34311425

That's 1 roll. Remember it's 2d100

Rolled 33, 76 = 109 (2d100)

>>34311397

Rolled 80, 76 = 156 (2d100)

>>34311397

Rolled 16, 63 = 79 (2d100)

>>34311397

Rolled 13, 50 = 63 (2d100)

>>34311397

>>34311447
Apparently, we didn't all quite know what to do. Might as well spell it out everytime, mate.

>>34311447
Clearly we did not know what to do.

Just found that amusing.

>>34311443
Damnit, an agreement was reached before I could vote!

>>34311492
>>34311469
>>34311425

Huh, first roll is the lowest (26 and 65). Writing.

>>34311516
>>34311520
Irony.

Rolled 50, 62 = 112 (2d100)

>>34311397

>>34311541
Can there be like a 10 minute voting window in case of write-ins?

>>34311687

There usually is. With my net being wonky though I've erred on whatever majority seems to be if it's like 5 to 1 within 3 minutes. Assuming no samefags of course.

>>34311722
Okay, though it's really a shame my plan went unused for I think the portals would have been pretty effective.

>>34307603

>2 Quadrillion Fuckyears later
>Littlehorn became a Great Bloodthirster and favored of Khorne
>Cinder is still a Khornette
>He brags
>Cinder kills the fuck out of him with zero effort

Such is the fate of Littlehorn, to always be a bitch.

>>34307603
we should sell him to some slan daemons for a favor or two if we can

>>34311891
A Bloodthirster is still nothing compared to an Avatar of Khaine, and an Avatar of Khaine is still nothing compared to an Ultramarine.

>>34311929
Even Small-horn is above Slaaneshis, anon.

>>34311948
YOU WISH!

>>34311279

On your end of the portal there’s ample room for a lead-up charge. After bending down and assuming the runner’s pose, you leave your daemon friends a word. “This time, actually back me up.”

Then you’re off, squeezing every ounce of power from your legs which each footfall. When you reach the portal threshold, you turn slightly to the side and stiff-arm your elbow. Time to test out the new bones against terminator armor.

On the other side gravity rapidly adds to your speed. Mid-way through the Knight’s recant of the Emperor’s Proverbs, you impact the back of his neck to send the pair of you tumbling across the ground. You catch yourself after the first roll by digging your claws into the ground and bringing yourself to a complete stop. The Knight keeps going for a good thirty more feet, on all his face, before he comes to rest.

A collective gasp goes up among the gathered PDF. Those nearest you scatter immediately for fear of being caught in the middle.

Rather than hitting the Knight while he’s down, you calmly wait for him to rise and face you. A certain sense of smugness creeps over you upon seeing his helmet dripping with mud.

“YOU SHOULD HAVE KILLED ME OUTRIGHT, FOULSPAWN. NOW YOUR ARROGANCE WILL BE YOUR UNDOING!”

Just as you open your mouth to retort, four other Grey Knights step into reality all around you. This could be a problem.

> [1] Start clockwise and work your way down (WS x 2)
> [2] Dodge? Dodge. (Ag x 5) (Chance to avoid all damage)
> [3] Direct Acerea/Ignitrix in suppressive fire (BS+20, BS+30)
> [4] Write in

>>34311937
Therefore, we must become Ultramarines.
Time to steal a copy of the Codex Astartes!

>>34312021
>[3] Direct Acerea/Ignitrix in suppressive fire (BS+20, BS+30)

>>34312021
>> [1] Start clockwise and work your way down (WS x 2)

>>34312021
> [2] Dodge? Dodge. (Ag x 5) (Chance to avoid all damage)
DOOOOOOODGE!

>>34312021
>> [3] Direct Acerea/Ignitrix in suppressive fire (BS+20, BS+30)

>>34312021
>> [1] Start clockwise and work your way down (WS x 2)

Kill them. KILL THEM ALL!

>>34312021
> [3] Direct Acerea/Ignitrix in suppressive fire (BS+20, BS+30)
I hope they don't close the portal.

>>34312023
We will become Marneus Fucking Calgar, then.
No, Roboute Motherfucking Guilliman himself.

>>34312021
>> [1] Start clockwise and work your way down (WS x 2)