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Ayumi grips the hem of her skirt and gives an elegant curtsy. Her hair is blonde, and her outfit looks like someone was supposed to play a soldier in a classy ballet and added frills to it. Kotone is smiling wide, her hair a sort of green and her outfit an embroidered tunic with thigh high boots. Mana is looking the other way, and her outfit is a subdued black form fitting thing, she has black hair. “Right, what’s with the talking cat?” You ask because you have no subtlety.

Ayumi walks over to you and kneels down. The seemingly older girl gently ruffles your hair. “Now, now. You can’t talk to someone older than you like that.” She says with a smile.

“Hey D.B. is she going to join us? She’s a cutie.” Kotone says.

“Join you?’ You ask.

“That’s right! We’re magical girls! We are the ones who keep this city safe!” Kotone says making Ayumi sigh.

“You know it doesn’t work like that. Here which way is it to your home?” She asks still smiling.

[] Have them lead you to the train station so you can make your way home.
[] Tell them you are lost and try to get closer to them
[] Other, please specify

Sorry for the delay. Am going to grab a shower real quick then we can get starts. Questions, concerns, comments, accusations, butt discussion, etc for the first little bit as normal

Intro post:
>pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P
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>>34303037

[] Tell them you are lost and try to get closer to them

>>34303037
>[] Have them lead you to the train station so you can make your way home.
>[] Tell them you are lost and try to get closer to them

>>34303037
[X] Have them lead you to the train station so you can make your way home.

Lets see if we can make them jump in front of it, it will be just like old times.

>>34303037
>tell them you are lost and try to get closer to them

>>34303037
>[] Tell them you are lost and try to get closer to them

We held up more than yen fingers last time, didn't we?

>>34303241
*ten

>>34303037
Ask them to take us to the train station, because I'm pretty sure DB Cooper is way stronger than us.

Fapfic when?

>>34303037
Fairly certain D.B. cooper is the hellwyrm.

>>34303037
[] Tell them you are lost and try to get closer to them

So guys, what's our plan here? It's kinda obvious that Mephistopheles is up to something. Either he's trying to get a new court like Beezlebub or chilling like Asmodeus.

>>34303513
Dude. We were straight up told that the Hell Wyrm is a paranoid, jealous prick doesn't do subordinates, and that if he were in our position, he'd kill Jager and the gang just for fun. Cooper is obviously Mephistopheles, who does soul deals. Ever heard of Faust?

>>34303582
Oh... That makes sense. And my ability to predict plot twists is at an all time low... Still thanks for the info.

>>34303037
The plan is we go to the train station and try to leave, because Mephistopheles can kill us by sneezing.

>>34303084
>>34303170
>>34303236
>>34303537
Lost
>>34303158
>>34303305
>>34303791
Leave

Writing now

>>34304015
Making bad decisions is fun!

>>34304175
if it was a bad choice, it would had have the squiggle.

>>34304175

I'm pretty sure horrible ideas is our MO

>>34304350

Not so much horrible ideas, but more All or Nothing, Everything on 00 bets....

>>34304312
Again, not all bad ideas will have a little squiggle

>>34304312
Yet another reason why fighting the angels was a mistake and why Akira is awful.

Idiots think that the tilde means they no longer have to plan anything out.

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“W-well I’m not too sure where my home is.” You say finally looking around scared and confused as only little Risa can be. “I was wandering around, and I got lost.”

“Oh dear.” Ayumi says taking her hand off your fluffy soft hair. “Your family must be quite worried. Do you know your telephone number?”

“No.” You reply deviously.

“Ah, hey that ain’t good. Should we take her to a police box?” Kotone says looking worried.

“Hm, the closest one is several blocks away and is fairly understaffed. Even if we were to take her there, I doubt there is nothing that can be done till morning.” Ayumi sighs.

“Your place is big enough.” Mana offers, her tone making it clear she is sort of a Debbie Downer.

“Why, that’s a lovely idea! Risa-chan, how about you stay with this big sister? In the morning I can take you to the nice police officer, and he can take you home.” Ayumi says.

“Ah yes, a fine idea. Fine indeed. It is the duty of you with power to help those who do not have it.” Cooper says sagely.

“Eh? Are you going to be okay with this brat? Won’t you get lonely?” Kotone says with a sneer.

Ayumi seems to think deeply about the girl’s words then nods. “Yes, I suppose you’re right. How about you stay over too then?”

“Ah ha ha, sure sure!” Kotone beams far too happy to be told she can stay over.

The two girls look at Mana expectantly, but the cold girl only glances at them. “No, I am afraid I have something to take care of.” She says before fading into the shadows.
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“Well, it can’t be helped, can it? Come on Risa-chan.” Ayumi says and I may start filtering that out because seriously, that’s getting on my last nerve.

D.B. says he has to attend to some personal business and leaves you all alone. The two girls lead you to a high rise apartment with a very nice view of the city. You are helped into the bath, and have your hair washed by Ayumi, then get in an oversized shirt. The three of you sit around a table eating snacks while you wait for bed time.

“Hey, mind if I ask you about…”

[] Ask them something (What? Please specify)
[] Go to sleep, you have to call your mom tomorrow early after all
[] Other, please specify

>>34304470

Don't knock the tilde it still has the capacity to prevent gross stupidity.

>>34304523
>Mind if I ask you about why you lot about how much you know about monsters. Mommy says they aren't real, but I've seen things.

If they ask us if we're afraid of monsters, tell them.

>Nope. I eat monsters for breakfast, and angels with afternoon tea.

>>34304523
Guys, OOC question here, what if they were all bad ideas that are averaged out so our bad idea sensors didn't work?

>>34304523
Ask where you can get a talking cat.

>>34304523
I forgot, did we bring anyone magical girl hunting?
> Ask them something (What? Please specify)
What are you keeping the city safe from? How are you kids keeping the city safe anyway?

>>34304523
Would eating them gain us anything beneficial? Can we sense how strong they are?

>>34304523
>Other
Say "daddy says that mommy foisted ( pronounce fausted!) Me on him. I don't wanna go home." See if he flinches, if so he is Mephistopheles.

>>34304692
Hes not here anymore. What did beelzbub smell like again? Did we even meet him?

>>34304692
He's not here, and that's retarded.

Just fucking ask them what's it like to be superheroes and shit like that. Don't try to be clever because you fucking aren't.

>>34304729

Not sure if we met him but we've met his spawn and his daughter so we'd be able to pick that out.

>>34304729
Oh, I didn't notice that. Maybe the next time he is nearby.
Captcha: Frenchmen focaccia
I am horrified captcha. Don't mind if I do.

>>34304653
We did not, and don't call them kids when we're acting like we're younger than them.
>>34304565
Fuck no.

>>34304680
>>34304793
I mean the last part in the way of a child who would be worried about there being no adults rather then as a middle aged women would for clarification.

>>34304786
Why the fuck would you want to do that?

Do you not get how much more powerful than us he is?

>>34304817
Kids never request adult supervision.

>>34304785
I meant would we be able to tell hes a fallen angel from the smell of hellfire but then I remembered that we have met at least four fallen angels and they didn't smell like that so theres that plan down the drain.

>>34304835
Like a frightened child when she hears about monsters. "Oh no shouldn't we call the grown ups" sort of thing. I am not good at explaining

>>34304523
Ask them how they know Cooper, ask if they're magical girls and Cooper is their mascot, act really impressed and excited when they say yes, ask why Mana is so sad, etc.

>>34304872
Like the police can deal with magic?

I'm pretty sure Sailor Moon has been out for a while now, certain conventions are just understood.

>>34304793

yeah, I started writing one thing, answered a phone call, and finished on a different note while distracted. It did turn out like shit.

Or is that a fuck no because I forgot to take my trip off?

>>34304918
I guess but there's always someone in those shows who says to go to adults and I just want to get them to say what their powers are and see if we can get them to show them off.

>>34304949
If that's what you want, there are much better ways of getting them to show off.

Mainly just fangirl them hard.

>>34304921
It was more your inappropriate attempts at sounding tough that wouldn't even work as humor.

>>34305004
I just want them to be like we don't need no grown ups because we can do X. Besides they haven't done anything to fan girl about yet.

>>34305024
Cool.

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You sniff the air and pick up the faint traces of shampoo, clean clothes, the meat and… nothing else from them. You wonder why that troubles you, but then you realize you can’t smell their souls. It’s as if something scooped them out and is sending small pulses of soul energy at their meat to keep them walking around. You can’t get strong from eating things if you can’t eat the soul or reasonable facsimile.

“Hey can I ask something?” You wonder.

“Eh? Didn’t you just ask something right then?” Kotone teases.

“Go ahead.” Ayumi smiles.

“Um, okay. Where did you find a talking cat?” You decide to start off there.

“He came to us when we were,” Ayumi pauses and seems to find it difficult to explain. “When we were in a lot of trouble. He helped us get out of that trouble and in exchange we work for him.”

“What kind of trouble?” You ask.

“Very personal trouble.” She replies trying her best to be mature and move the subject aside.

You decide it would be unnatural to press the subject so you let it go and move on to something else. “What kind of work do you do for him?”

“Be surprised!” Kotone says leaping up. And striking a pose. “We are magical girls! Protectors of the city! Saviors of hopes and dreams everywhere!”

You blink a little shocked at her enthusiasm for being walking meat. She smells cold, I don’t like it. “What?” You wonder.

“Ah ha ha! I knew you wouldn’t believe it like that!” She says proudly. “Watch this!” She holds out her hand and you smell her soul pulse from somewhere to send energy into her body.

Her meat becomes augmented, her outfit changes into her trendy tunic thing, and in her hand is a sword pulsing with strange power. “Shocked? You’re shocked right?” Kotone wonders.

“If you’re magical girls, does that mean you have to fight monsters?” You ask.
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“Yeah, these really weird beasties. Some of them shoot out this smelly fire stuff, and they drool acids and-“ Kotone starts.

“Kotone.” Ayumi says with a harsh tone making her stop and look at her.

Ayumi glances your way and then keeps a sharp look on her until Kotone seems to get it. “Ah! Ah ha ha, yeah there are monsters but, um, we beat them up so you don’t have to worry! As long as I’m here nothing bad will happy to anyone in my city!”

You realize you need to act a little scared so you- “Pee myself?” You whisper. No, what? No, Gornabrious Bopfrod Risa, you just sort of tremble a little and nod like you understand. “Oh. I see. You must be really strong huh?” You ask.

“Well, I’m not bad! Ayumi is a bit stronger than me though.” Kotone says making Ayumi shake her head and smile pleasantly.

“No no, I simply use what I have more effectively. With a bit more training you will easily surpass me.” She says.

Of course you have no idea how strong any of them are, since you can only smell their meat. Ugh, I think we should go vegetarian for a while, it’s like smelling what goes into your fish fingers or something. “What kind of stuff can you do? Can you make people fall in love?” You ask.

“Buwahahaha! Cheeky kid, what are you asking about? Of course I can, but that has nothing to do with being a magical girl, it comes from being grown up.” The girl who you are pretty sure isn’t a grown up says with a laugh.

“Now, now. Let’s set out the Futons, okay? I think I have enough so we call all sleep together on the floor. Wouldn’t that be nice?” Ayumi asks.

[] One last thing before we go to bed
[] Help set up, you are the best at making fruitons. Futons. Groupons.
[] Other, please specify
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>>34305280
>[] Help set up, you are the best at making fruitons. Futons. Groupons.

>>34305280
>Help set up, you are the best at making fruitons. Futons. Groupons.
Wait a minute. If Mephistopheles is head of the envy demons, why is he giving little girls power to fight his own demons? Either D.B. is not Mephistopheles or they aren't fighting envy demons. Maybe we should capture one of the demons for interrogation.

>>34305368
I second this notion. But what if Mephistopheles is growing hellfire in their bits where there soul used to be? I am not good at intrigue.

>>34305469
Maybe its some other thing trying to dick with Meph. Or maybe its some civil war type thing because lol jealous demons and hes trying to deal with them. We should ask our companions knowledgeable in the subject of demons what envy demons are usually like or what mephy is like aura wise.

>>34305469
>growing hellfire in their bits where there soul used to be
>You blink a little shocked at her enthusiasm for being walking meat. She smells cold, I don’t like it.

Maybe not growing hellfire.

>>34305280

>[] Help set up, you are the best at making fruitons. Futons. Groupons.

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“Let me help! I am the best at croutons” Futons. “Futons!” You say rushing over to the closet you suspect the elusive food based tons are left.

You see a large number of blankets, sheets, and comforters and feel overwhelmed for just a moment. “Ara, Risa how about we do this together?” Ayumi asks.

“No! I totally got this. I will prepare a Risa special.” You say grabbing a large number of blankets, pillows, and the thick futons.

You enlist Kotone’s help and start stringing things together. Luckily Ayumi has some small fans which you use to prop up the inside and create a dome shape. Ayumi watches looking both amused and exhausted as Kotone figures out your plan. It takes the better part of an hour, and both you and Kotone are exhausted, but you finally completed it.

Inside the middle of the room is a large blanket/pillow fort. Kotone grabs a piece of paper and writes “No Boys Allowed” on it before sticking it on the front. You nod at Ayumi who is still somewhat bewildered. “And what is this?” She asks.

You and Kotone exchange glances then tilt your heads in perfect sync while you both answer at the same time “Futons, right?”

“And the sign?” Ayumi asks.

“We don’t want boys to get their icky germs on our awesome futons, right Risa?” Kotone asks.

“Too right you.” You agree.

Ayumi sighs and nods. “Well, you both put a lot of work into it. Let’s go to bed, shall we?”

The three of you crawl into the fort and situate yourselves in the smattering of comforters, pillows, and actual futons. You crawl under the bed and when Ayumi claps her hands the lights go out. You listen to the girls around you breathe, waiting for them to go to sleep. When they finally pass out you decide to look up at your brain parts. “Oi, monologue.” Hm? “We think he is Mephisto, right? Why would he off his own demons for these girls? I don’t get his end game.”
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Well, I can’t say I know exactly what his plan is either but I have an idea about his end game. “Do share.” You mutter as Kotone wraps an arm around you and nuzzles into you. Well say you were the fallen angel of envy. “Love playing pretend.” Right. You are the Fallen Angel of Envy, and work under someone who is called the Rebel King of Hell. So you become King of Hellfire, get the most demons, take the most human souls, but still. You never quite make it to the top, there is always that one bastard in your way. “So he’s a petty git is what you’re saying? Honestly he could likely just ask for Lucy’s chair. Doubt the fellow even cares that much about it.” You say

Well, yes, but then he would just covet the Throne of God, which I think Lucy may want? Maybe he just wants to kill humanity. I honestly don’t pay very much attention when he talks, his bum is too fine. Plus that collarbone. Unf. “Are we going to spend the night discussing your various fetishes?”

Well, I mean, we could if you want to. Tomorrow we can ask azzy about mephy for more info. You are about to make a snarky reply when you smell something enter the room. It pads around the fort, so you close your eyes and pretend to sleep. You smell the faintest traces of the purest hellfire, and become aware of something watching you.

Seems D.B. Cooper is back, and is watching you all sleep.

[] Actually sleep till morning. Don’t want to let him know you’re on to him.
[] No way, the farce is up. Open your eyes and say something to him (What?)
[] Other, please specify
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>>34305713
Pretend to be asleep but stay awake and see what he does?

>>34305713
>>34305762

Okay, I'll go with this.

>>34305713

Sounds like a good idea to me. Perhaps he'll speak with one of the other MGs before Lil' Risa "wakes up".

>>34305762

>>34305762

Sounds solid.

>>34305713

>>34305713

Fourth (>>34305762)

Well, this is terrifying. Also, I now have "Cat Scratch Fever" stuck in my head.

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You decide to pretend to be asleep, just to see what he does. You curl against your companion in pillow fort technology and play the waiting game. You hear the gentle sound of a swishing tail, as regular and precise as a metronome. It’s disturbing, all through the night he sits there quietly waiting and watching you.

You consider getting up and telling him to knock off the creeper routine, but think better of it as you feel the intimidating stare bore into your mind. Well, try to bore into your mind, the voices in your head bolted the door. Still, you shiver in cold sweat during the night at the intimidating presence, and only by clinging tightly to your companion are you able to endure his hard feline judgements.

Eventually morning comes, yet you hold your silent vigil. The girl you are clinging to seems to have drooled a little on her pillow, and has her foot caught between her legs. Still that feeling of oppression holds you down, silently poised overhead to strike. You wait until Ayumi yawns and stretches to mime her actions and see what’s going on. D.B. Cooper is sitting at the entrance to your fort staring at you three. Did he stay out because of the sign? That would be funny, so that is how I choose to remember it. “Ah, good morning D.B.-san.” Ayumi offers. “Will you be joining us for breakfast?”

“No, thank you but I have already eaten I fear. Did you sleep well?” He asks, and you feel like that was directed at you.

“Mmm, it was a little fun.” She says. “Ah, Risa, did you remember your number or anything?”

[] No, take me to the police box.
[] Yes, I actually remembered my big sister’s number (Call Asmodeus, it will be a laugh)
[] Yes…number (Call Ryoko, her lust for you will go over well in Japan)
[] Yes, I know my mom’s number. (Jager Little Risa calling Jager mom can’t turn out bad. Right?)
[] Other, please specify

>>34306186

>[] Yes…number (Call Ryoko, her lust for you will go over well in Japan)

>>34306186

> [] Yes, I actually remembered my big sister's number

We need to get boss cat. This guy DB is totally trying to jack his turf.

>>34306186
>[] Yes, I actually remembered my big sister’s number (Call Asmodeus, it will be a laugh)
Would this be tipping our hand?

>>34306186
>[] Yes, I actually remembered my big sister’s number (Call Asmodeus, it will be a laugh)

if we're going to tip our hand, do it with the big gun

>>34306186
>[] Yes, I actually remembered my big sister’s number (Call Asmodeus, it will be a laugh)
Can't expect me not to pick the best option.

>>34306186
Call snazzy azzy. It will confuse Mephistopheles so much. And to those of you with common sense, poking the eldritch or evil abomination isn't the best option but it is the most fun.

>>34306271
I am going to go out on a limb and say he has always suspected us of not being human.

I just hope calling Azzy doesn't flip this guys shit and have him go off on us. She's also in a semi-weak state isn't she? What with that whole dragon/angel assassin dealy.

>>34306186

> []Other: Does boss cat have a cell phone?

>>34306354
We could always bail to heuco and back quickly. Plus Azzy is in her own demi-plane isnt she?

>>34306186
>[] Yes, I actually remembered my big sister’s number (Call Asmodeus, it will be a laugh)

What could possibly go wrong?

>>34306186

By the way, trying to make calling out of nation inconspicuous is going to be difficult. That said, we should probably have a quick response for this (ie, Risa is foreigner). It also makes it easy to explain any of her quirkiness the others have caught. DB almost definitely knows what we are, he probably just wants to wait on confirmation for his theory, at which point he can get the little girls to beat up the littler girl.

>>34306186
Call Ryoko, don't tip off the guy who can kill us.

>>34306186
I don't think we want Mephistopheles to panic and jumpstart his endgame, so I'm pretty sure calling Ryoko would be a better idea.

I have a theory for you all. Suppose we win and eat God and/or Satan. what would Risa do with all that power?

Easy. send back a comically snarky walkthrough guide. To help us win.

Ergo we must have met this guide already. either inventory is future monologue, or Akira is OUR prophet sent to help us be strong enough to send a prophet back in time.

>>34306821
That implies we are bears?

Are we bears?

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>>34306821
This is actually the most intelligent thing anyone has said in this thread. Funny that.

>Sitting around waiting for everything to come tumbling down.

>>34306985
You could still vote for something else, he hasn't said he's writing yet.

Originally I wanted to call Jäger, because mothering instinct and all, but I see most of you want to call Azzy as our big sis, and I'm perfectly fine with that.

>>34307141

Azzy is level-headed enough to take care of matters. She can provide us information that we otherwise couldn't get a hold of on the present situation. We probably only get one call before Mr. DB turns into a problem. That said, Azzy can contact anyone else, and is level headed enough to do so. Jager would be much less likely to contact Azzy, and Ryoko would come in with great and fiery passion. We can't handle that much /u/ flavored justice right now.

>>34307189
We can.
We just decide not to.

>>34307141
>>34307189
The goal is to leave right now without tipping off Mephistopheles more than we already have.

Unless you think we can actually fight him, in which case you are retarded.

The problem with calling Asmodeus is it could make Mephistopheles freak out, in which.case he would murder us.

That's why I fucking hate you guys sometimes.

>>34307333
We could always use D.B and the magical girls to fool him while we escape.

>>34307333
1. Why would he freak out? Isnt he stronger than azzy?
2. Are you putting the phone on loud speaker or something?
3. 99% sure he already knows who we are.

>>34307333
If it was a bad idea then there would have been a - on the option
calm down you knuckleheadmcspazatron

>>34307399
see >>34304428

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“Yes! I remembered my big sister’s number!” You say.

“Oh, that’s wonderful!” Ayumi smiles while Kotone stretches in the early stages of waking up.

“Eh? What is?” She asks.

“Risa remembered her big sister’s phone number.” Ayumi says making Kotone tilt her head.

“Eh? But I haven’t given her my number yet.” She explains.

“No, her sister, not us.” Ayumi says.

Kotone makes a fake gasping sound and clings to you. “No, we can’t give her back now, I got my scent on her. The wilds will never accept her as she is, we have to raise her.” You feel her press her cheek against your own happily.

“Jeez, that’s enough out of you.” Ayumi reaches outside of the fort and grabs her cordless phone.

You hold your hands up for it, and she smiles. “Ah? You want to do it yourself? Here you go.”

You take the phone and take a few steps to the side. You push the random assortment of buttons which will get you to azzy’s place then put your ear against it. There is a few rings after the impossible combination of numbers, then azzy picks up. “Asmodeus’ emporium of dirty jokes, we write the smut so your brain doesn’t get stained.”

“That’s a very strange business to be in.” You note.

“Ah? Is that Risa? You went little again I take it. Honestly, you can’t just keep baiting pedophiles like that, it makes them jumpy.” She says with a sigh.

“That’s not what I was doing. Look, some stuff happened, and I got picked up by some magical girls. I told them my big sister was going to come pick me up, think you could swing by? Assuming you aren’t too out of it after almost getting got.” You say as Ayumi starts to cook something.
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Azure, when are we going to meet the flying spaghetti monster, or the ever revered jug of milk

>>34307333

We aren't going to shout, "Hey Azzy! We've got your psycho murder brother here who may or may not be using four little girls as meat puppets."

Though in point of honesty, I don't know what situation we find ourselves in here. If we try to leave, he may just kill us. If we blow our cover completely, he might have the girls kill us. We are in the maw of a great beast right now.

Honestly, I think the only "safe" option would be to ask Azzy to bring Boss Cat.

>>34307399
Except that's wrong you jackass who doesn't even read what the QM writes.

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“Oh, that isn’t even sort of what happened. I’m feeling alright, sure I can pick you up. Let’s see, I should probably avoid accidentally shapeshifting into the person they desire most, right?” She asks.

“Play it by ear.” You reply.

“Well, if you don’t want to drop your cloaking, and I don’t want to crush the city I am in with my awesome cosmic power, you should probably give me the address.” She says.

“Um, Ayumi?” You ask with me giving all the polite stuff these blokes fancy. “What’s your address? My sister says she can come pick me up.”

“I am so glad you got hold of her. This address is…” She gives it to you, and you repeat it back to Azzy.

“Right, should I be aware of anything?” Asmodeus asks.

“Well, one of them is a creepy magical cat thing and the two girls here are magical girls. Also there are demons, and probably something super spooky lurking around.” You say.

“Same as always then. Be there in two shakes of a quail orgy.” She says before hanging up.

“Is she on her way?” Ayumi asks as she sets out Japanese food for you.

“Y-Yeah.” You look down at the chopsticks and frown.

Your mortal foe.

Breakfast was messy. It was so messy in fact Kotone tried to take you back to her place to teach you proper chopstick usage and totally not kidnap you for herself due to your adorableness. Ayumi reminded her that was a felony, so you all ate in peace. There is a rapping at the door and Ayumi looks confused as she stands.

“Odd, I wonder if it’s my neighbor.” She says.

She goes over to the door and looks confused for a second before looking back at you. “Risa-chan? Does your sister have red hair and a cane?”

“Yes, is she here?” You ask.

“Ah, I wonder who let her in. Normally you have to get buzzed in but,” she shakes her head and opens the door. “Please come in. I’m Ayumi.”
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>>34307333
On the other hand, he's hunting demons with his magical girls. Tasty demons. We can work with this, and make him think we're working with him. Envy also equals Vain, you see, and we can talk about how the Hellfire Worm is in town and we that Azzy and Lucy seemed unable to help us, so we're looking for someone who's . . . strong.

We just have to get strong enough while working with him to be able to eat him when he eventually tries to fuck us over. Oh, and don't make any official deals except a sort of "our interests coincide, lets help each other gain more power" because the guy is seriously backstabby. Maybe even sell him out to angels down the line since they'll nuke him for free and we can play the "repent" card. It worked for Faust.

Honestly, though, I'd keep that under wraps unless we tip our hand like idiots.

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The sound of a cane on wood echoes through the house, and you notice D.B. stop moving and stare at the entryway. “Well, that’s rather hospitable of you. Thank you so much for looking after my little sister, I know she can be quite the handful.” Asmodeus says and comes into view.

She is looking back to normal, her obscene grace having returned her body to her former self. She raises a single eyebrow ad D.B. locks eyes with her. “Ah, how rude of me. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Asmodeus.”

“Little sister, is it?” D.B. asks.

“Used to have a whole host of them, just have my Risa now.” Asmodeus replies.

The two girls look between the two of them and seem lost. “Er, Ms. Asmodeus? You know Mr. Cooper?”

“Cooper? Ah, yeah I know him, I know him. How should I put it, we were in the same line of work some years ago. It was a laugh.” Asmodeus offers.

“Ah, you made, er, contracts to fight bad people?” Kotone asks.

“Well, we did this and that. Hey Risa, you ready to go?” Azzy asks.

“Yes. Thank you very much for looking after me.” You offer with a bow and leave.

Asmodeus keeps her gaze of D.B. for a while, slowly letting the tension fill the room, before she turns and follows after you. You turn to go ahead of her, but she scoops you up and puts your on her shoulders. “Ah, everyone is coming out of the woodwork these days, huh?”

“So you knew him?” You ask kicking your feet a little.

“He’s family. Goes by Mephistopheles, or Faust, or any number of names. Cheeky bastard loves lying.” She explains calling the lift.

“What does he want?” You ask as Asmodeus ducks in.

“Oh, the usual. Dominate all of hell, be king of all, oh look at me I am so cool and red I am the devil of all devils, kill the unicorn, buwahahaha.” She explains.

“Will he be after me now?” You ask.
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>>34307459
Kotone can't kidnap us if we kidnap her first! Lets add a magical girl to our Harem! Also, it could be fun seeing how Lucy's guard dog reacts. We are going to be best friends with all of Lucy's friends, except Beezy because he's a dick that took our sweet castle and plane of existence or whatever. Fuck that guy.

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“Who knows? Probably, but no more than he is seemingly after everyone else. He might be too busy with his careful master plans to bother with you too much. Or you could be his master plan, silly git has more layers than an onion." She grumbles.

She takes you outside making airplane noises which delight you for a moment. “So, what now?”

“Now I take you home and feed you porridge because our parents are clearly worried sick about you.” Asmodeus replies.

“You’re funny. Say, I saw two angels trying to mend some tear in reality, any idea what that was about?” You ask.

“No idea, that wasn’t my department.” Asmodeus says.

“Hey, do you feel like we are being watched?” You ask glancing around.

“Sure, but I feel that way all the time. I’m a bit of an exhibitionist so I don’t mind so much.” She says.

That means she likes orange juice more than milk in the morning. “You are going to get cavities.” You warn.

“That’s,“ she furrows her eyebrow, “I don’t think we are having the same conversation right now.”

You feel like you can ask her something while she takes you home.

[] Want to have a party again sometime?
[] want to go with me to gank something?
[] Other, please specify
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>>34307589
>[] want to go with me to gank something?

Captain Azzy and Lieutenant Risa Vs. The Zero Squad in Space!

>>34307589
>want to go with me to gank something?
C-can we do this? It seems a bit like cheating.

>>34307589
2)

(We need to eat Mephistopheles)

>>34307589
>[x] Other, please specify
"Y'know, you're the only one besides the plant who has all of their stats presented in the form of jokes. And your cane has roses on it. Are you a plant?"

>[x] Want to have a party again sometime?
I liked the party. Party was fun.

>>34307589
Ask if it's worth it trying to work with Mephistopheles, and if she wants to go gank something. But first, lets drag her to a costume shop and get her all warrior princessed up to that it's more of a fun game than a chore. I mean, she's way OP, but if she unleashed her powers then she calls down angels so . . . Let's get her to go out and mess with people with us, and see what we run into! Unless someone else has a plan for us to gank something. Hrm, we need god points. We have an Island.Let's go eat a Sea God so that we can reinforce our sexy torture festival with a good sea catch afterwards. Also, let's invite Azzy to the festival.

>>34307618
>>34307589
Seconding this. Former Soul Society is out of the Angel's periphery, so we can just go to town on those suckers without interference. Good eatin' too.

>>34307668
>>34307589
Can we query Asmodeus along this line of thought while we're on our way to whatever is next?

>>34307640
I dunno. I kinda like the wiggy little bugger and he hasn't really done anything to make us want to kill him. Besides, Beelz has to come first.

>>34307668
>worth it trying to work with Mephistopheles
>work with Mephistopheles
>work with the fallen angel of envy
>work with the fallen angel who loves lying
>work with the fallen angel with master plans out his asshole
How could this possibly go poorly?

>>34307755
Because we cheat!

>>34307589

> [] Other: "Want to come to my festival?"

>>34307634
Obviously we'll end up getting pitted against something absolutely ridiculous if Azzy joins in the fun.

It'll be like that one time her and Risa took on the massive swarm of angels. Azzy fought a few dozen of them, Risa fought one.

>>34307755
Well, we're already working with the Father of Lies. I mean, Mephy doesn't have that title. That's worked out okay for us so far.

>>34307589
[] want to go with me to gank something?

lets hurt people

>>34307816
Well, the Shoggothgami are pretty prime for her to do that for us, then. Maybe she can feed it to us like Ice Cream, or at the least give us some tactical knowledge on how to deal with the fuckers. They got the rest of us!

Wait. Do we want more Old God in us? Maybe it would be better to sell out their location to the Angels and let them do our dirty work for us, while building up some good will with them.

>>34307816

Sounds fun. She might even let us eat whatever it was.

>>34307795
>implying we could cheat Mephistopheles
>implying we would even be smart enough to cheat Mephistopheles
>implying we wouldn't just do exactly what he wants because we are dumb as two cinderblocks tied together
>>34307820
Yeah but at least he doesn't technically lie to anyone.

>>34307858
I don't think Angels do good will for deeds, just for repenting. They might not see that as a redeeming act, despite the fact that it "helps" them.

>>34307661
Maybe the plant's an angel.
Of course they're an angel.

>>34307858
Dude we just put ourselves on their naughty list. Besides we could just pick the hollow options.
>>34307883
I'm not even sure about how it helps them.

>>34307865

Are two cinderblocks tied together dumber than a single cinder block? Dumber than two respective cinder blocks? Are they like intelligence resistors?

>>34307858
Stop it with the "let's build good will with the angels" thing. Have you been ignoring Monologue and the other npcs more or less saying the entire time that it's not going to happen and even if we do get them to not hate us, their idea of repenting could very well culminate in a bad end for us?

>>34307865
Pffft, Mephistopheles is capable of outsmarting most people. He's used to that. We'll out-stupid him instead.

Also, he might might hold all the aces, but that just means we stop playing cards.

>>34307589
I like Azzy. She's fun.

>>34307946
Mephy will play poker, we'll be playing whatever crazy ass children's collectible card game is popular right now!

"Royal Flush"

"YOU'VE JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!"

>>34307944
I just don't want to get nuked by Michael, really. I'm not saying become bestest friends with them, I'm saying "We have enough high-powered assholes gunning for us, why did we go for the ones who seemed willing to leave us alone for a while. What the fuck." So, distract them with a bigger threat.

>>34307943
Normally I would have said thicker then two cinderblocks but I changed it to dumber just in case calling people thick is a colloquialism Americans were not familiar with.

>>34307976
Yeah, lets face it, EVERYONE can plot their way around us. We live with AKIRA for fucks sake.

He works for the Bears. And you're worried about Mephy?

>>34307858
I don't think the angels give a single flying fuck about Squad 0. They're all well and trapped in SS.

>>34307988
The problem is we just killed two angels in the middle of cease fire we had with them while we contemplate working with them against Lucy, so I don't think they're going to accept our help all that willingly.

>>34308018
We know that colloquialism.

>>34308029
Lets get Azzy to hunt them with us, then. Wait, do WE have a guaranteed way to get out, or do we need a hand with that? Also, not so sure that's attractive to Azzy, her idea of hunting might be different from ours.

OH, god, let's get her to teach us how to be a honey-pot. There have GOT to be some hornier than smart gods around.

>>34308071
You never know with americans.

>>34308103
We can always garganta and azzy clearly has some way of getting around.

>>34308120
Fair enough.

>>34307589

> [] want to go with me to gank something?
> She gets to pick what.

>>34308103
That's not gonna happen, pretty sure fighting isn't her style, nor should it be.

>>34308365
Tell that to all those angels she killed.

>>34307589
Gank something.

Squad 0 is an option which we might suggest if she asks. Otherwise, she picks.

Also, we should try making magical girls. We probably get the system now, after sniffing them.

Maybe Mepheey could trade us tasty demons for Meguca? Alternatively, we send Madoplant after him.

Oh, I know what we should at the end! We don't care about omnipotence, so let's give the throne to our plant! Illya deserves only the best!

>>34308430

Haven't we already sworn the world to our future daughter, she of the purple hair and mocha skin and deep, manly cat voice?

>>34308430
Well, we probably don't care because we've already been omnipotent. So in order to not care, we'd have to be it.
So the planing goes as:
>Become god
>Don't give a fuck
>Delegate power
>Chill out

?

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>>34308365
>>34308365
That's why I said get her to teach us to be a honey-pot! I'm sure it will end well trollface.jpeg

>Risa tries to be sexy for some being to entice them
>Risa rolls for sexy - critfail!
>Internal Organ Display, show him how healthy we are!
>Why is he running? Chase the mousey!

>>34308573
3rd and maybe 5th panel might get you in trouble

>>34308626
Nah, mods won't whine for Oglaf. I hope.

>>34308657
I . . . didn't think of it as sexy.

>>34308794
Sure you didn't.

You sick bastard

>>34308794
Neither should you, it's highly parodic.

>>34308430
Did you forget that Squad Zero is now way too strong for us without suffering heavy casualties.

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“We should do something.” You say resting your chin on her head.

“Hm? Like what?” Azzy asks.

“Gank something. Together, just full on murder some stuff, bathe in its blood, maybe do it in slow motion, record it and send the video to Ryoko. She would love it.” She would probably love it.

“Killing is not always my style, although after getting attacked like that I suppose I am a bit out of practice.” She says.

“Right, we also sort of want to dress you up as some sort of warrior princess. I think that means a bikini chainmail or something?” You ask as an office worker looks at the pair of you strangely.

“I am not certain I know what a warrior princess looks like. Historically I sort of get the idea, but the modern media has turned it in a rather strange direction.” She explains glancing back with a frown.

“Well let’s go with the modern media then. With a loin cloth which shows the perfect shape of your bottom, and something like animal skin for a bikini top.” You say. “Then Ryoko will be so jealous, and my already forgotten petty unhappiness with something she may or may not have done in the past will be complete.”

“Right, no more shoulder ride.” She says lifting you up and setting you down.

“Oh come on! Fine, then wear whatever you want, I will just make Ryoko explain why everyone keeps saying something about peanut butter in my head.” You say.

“No, that wasn’t why you had to get off. You were sort of bucking your hips all around and it was mussing my hair. The charm of short hair is it doesn’t require as much extensive upkeep unless people go mucking about with it.” Asmodeus says.
(1/3?)

>>34308895
I think thats why we are planning on doing it with the fallen angel as backup.

>>34308895
Azzy is a little beyond our standard retinue mate. She curb-stomped a dozen Angels and the Hell Wyrm has to call her "Mrs. Asmodues" unless he wants to get spanked. And we're just about Odin-tier ourselves.

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You realize you didn't listen for Azzy’s grace to infection and it seemed it made you sort of crazy. You look down and see your knees are slightly buckled. You look back up at her while straightening yourself out and narrow your gaze. “Monologue just pushed my party button is all.” What? The hell I did. “Monologue not now. Look, the shoulder ride was fun, don’t blow this for me.” You continue. No, that’s fine and all, but don’t go name dropping the party button. When I push the party button you will bloody well know it, all of them will know it! They will rue the day!

You ignore the fact you seem to have a party button in your head and take some tentative steps by Asmodeus. You finally get your sea legs back, and resume your walk next to her. She uses her cane, and at the relaxed pace even your stumpy little Risa legs can keep up. “Right, as I was saying we should go kill something. Your choice, we can make a whole day of it.”

“Well, it might do me some good to flex my muscles after healing up. Alright then, why not?” She sings happily.

“And the costume?” You ask.

“If you dress up I will too. As your older self, and something which shows off your legs.” She commands.

“Very well.” The pair of you make your way to find some outfits.

You change out of your little Risa form along the way, the pain nearly incapacitating you. You vomit up the breakfast you messily ate, then pull yourself up to walk slowly next to Asmodeus. “So, this Mephistopheles thing, think he’s a good guy to work with?” You pant.

“No. Don’t get me wrong, he is my brother and I love him, but he is also very untrustworthy. Besides, if you work with him Belphy and I will get jealous.” She teases.

“Can he even get jealous?” You wonder.
(2/3?)

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“Of course he can. He certainly finds it, and everything else, a pain but when he does finally move it is quite something to behold. With a single word he can darken stars, and collapse worlds. With a thought he can do anything he likes, except one thing.” She says.

“What’s that?” You wonder.

“He can’t kill God.” She explains.

You step into the costume shop and start getting dressed. You choose one of those high slit Chinese dresses which show off your legs "A high leg Cheongsam. Learn culture", While Azzy gets a barbarian woman outfit. The two of you leave, fully dressed and ready for your fight with. With, uh. Who? “Think about who you want to gank? Squad zero maybe?”

“As sweet as you are, and as delicious as your old one parts seem I would rather not run the risk of having a similar condition.” That’s a very fair point. “No, how about one of the Gods left in Japan? I would rather not risk over extending myself if I haven’t fully healed.” She says.

“I know where the Izanami lass is. She is in the underworld, and all sorts of crazy.” You also know Ryujin. “What? When?” You don’t pay very much attention during the slice of life bits. “No, I don’t.” Well, the story goes that you helped establish an empire for crustaceans by ousting Ryujin. There was a whole thing about you freeing the lobsters did- did we not do that? “I don’t recall.” Regardless you have a sort of idea where Ryujin might, just might, be. Or you could hit up the scarecrow god for some info, or troll on the internet.

“Hm, I would rather not kill Izanami. Honestly, I feel sympathy for the poor woman. We should invite her out sometime.” She says.
(3/4)

>>34308944
>“No, that wasn’t why you had to get off. You were sort of bucking your hips all around and it was mussing my hair. The charm of short hair is it doesn’t require as much extensive upkeep unless people go mucking about with it.” Asmodeus says.
d'awww

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“You want to invite the crazy dead goddess of-“ Yes yes yes! “Quiet. You want to invite crazy pants?” You ask.

“Not now, obviously, but I do like people who are crazy pants.” She says.

Well, what should you do? If you go back to the shrine you might have to deal with people.

[] Go to the shrine to seek out info on gods.
[] Go for the dragon, dragon. Ryujin ball Z
[] Other, please specify
(4/4)

>>34309120
>[] Go for the dragon, dragon. Ryujin ball Z

and bring melted butter

>>34309120
[] Go for the dragon, dragon. Ryujin ball Z

FOR THE CRUSTACEANS! Also, because he just might look like a fish. WE WILL CATCH A FISHIE

>>34309120
>[] Go for the dragon, dragon. Ryujin ball Z
Well, if that formulation ain't a pushover... Let's go for it.

>>34309120
Dragon of the Sea! It'll be a good way to reward our faithful after the festival, and we can make a temple from his bones! Or dildos from his bones, for the temple virgins! So much dragon boning we can do. Then we can eat these "free lobsters"! The price is right, can't beat free!

Also, we still need to invite Azzy to the temple.

>>34309120
>for the dragon, dragon. Ryujin ball Z
Is this related to that crab that kicked our ass that one time?

>>34309120
> Ryūjin lived in Ryūgū-jō, his palace under the sea built out of red and white coral, from where he controlled the tides with magical tide jewels.

LOOT! Shiny shiny loot! We can use this to draw people to our island and spread the word (and the lash(and other things)) for Risa the lucky!

>>34309120

> Crab God is going down. This time, it's personal...

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>>34309120
>Ryujin
inb4fightwithfourdragonkings

>>34309115
It's not like I want a gif of little Risa dryhumping the back of Azzy's head or anything.

>>34309572
I totally want that.

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“We need to bring melted butter.” You say. What? No, crustaceans are friends, fish are food. “What?” You release the fresh crustaceans caught at the market and everything. They have been leaving out little plastic bottles filled with water in hopes of keeping you away.

“I don’t recall.” You say again. There was a revolution and everything! There is now a giant magical crawfish down there just calling the shots of the tidal palace! “I should really not get so much free time.” You say calmly. “Right, how about Ryujin, the ocean dragon god guy? Think we can beat him up?”

“If you let me have his daughter.” She replies calmly.

“You- Yes. Okay, that’s fine.” Wonder what she wants her for? “You ever try building a cabinet without another pair of hands? Plus with one leg sort of off, has to be killer. You think you can justify this to your free will thing?”

“Gods like them don’t have free will, in the conventional sense. It might be bending the rules a little, but I would hardly call it breaking them.” Asmodeus explains.

“Well that seems fair. Right then, I think we are off!” You say sonidoing off.

Asmodeus flies behind you, taking appreciative looks at your legs, but eventually you make it to the beach. You look around at the happy people all mucking about with their summer days. Asmodeus slips her shoes off and wiggles her toes in the warm sand happily. A few people give you strange glances but you ignore it. You see a crab on the beach and it clicks happily to see you.

“Greetings Risa!’ it says.

“Since when can- Okay, hold on. This is weird. This is very weird.” You say confused.

“I am the familiar of Sir Winston, the Crab Mage Knight! I see you do not recognize my clever disguise.” He says.

“What- I just. Okay.” You agree. “I am used to gaps in memory, everyone else will have to figure it out as we go.”
(1/2)

>>34309572
>>34309673
Me too

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“We greet you! Though the palace is not yet fit to receive guests, our King shall have a banquet in your honor on the day we have it returned to its former glory!” He clicks.

“Right, quick question don’t want to waste a lot of time here, but have you seen Ryujin around? If you could just point me in his general direction that would be awesome.” You say the small crab. We speak crab, it’s a thing.

“Of course! There, to the south! A rock with a small shrine. He has hidden himself there since the battle of ‘This is far too many bubbles, stop it with the bloody bubbles already and get in my tummy you bloody kipper!’” He explains. “If you like I can show you the-“

“No, no I am sure you are busy with crab… things.” You clear your throat. “We will just, you know, grab a ferry or fly over there or something. Shouldn’t be too hard.” You say.

“Of course! Well, if you need our help, you know how to summon us.” He says walking back into the surf.

“What was that all about?” Asmodeus asks.

“I don’t know. I really want to know, but I just have no idea what the bloody hell it is all about.” You say. “Well we have a location then. Can I ride you there?”

“I am afraid it would take too long and you would break.” Azzy explains lifting herself off the ground.

You follow after her and nod appreciatively at her bum as you do. You make your way to the island and see a small shrine. Within the ocean depths the brave crustacean armies form a line which keeps the dragon at bay. You go over to the shrine, open it, and see a small mirror. “Well, once more into the breach, aye?” Asmodeus asks.

[] Yes, let’s plunge in
[] Hold on, let me ask how this will go down.
[] It is sort of off subject, but can I ask you something else? (What?)
[] Other, please specify

Have to run to the market for eggs real quick. Back in a little bit, discuss butts, collarbones, and crawfish
(2/2)

>>34309796

I am moderately confused by all of this. If I had to guess why the present situation has come to be, I am pinning it on Old Risa, she is clearly in league with the crustaceans and has overridden history to gather us these formidable allies, but why...?

>>34309796
>[] Yes, let’s plunge in


Cadbury eggs AE?

>>34309796
[] Yes, let’s plunge in

THE DRAGON FISH MUST DIIIIIIIIE

>>34309796
>Enthusiastic piratey YARRR!

>>34309856
It must be a scheme. Not that it is important right now, it's the deal of future Risa, witch we have yet to be.

>>34309796

Still questioning why we didn't go with "sexy female pirate" for costume choice, possibly with Ahab beard.

> [] Yes, let's plunge in.

>>34309796

[] Yes, let’s plunge in

>>34309796
[x] Hold on, let me ask how this will go down.
Like, should we loot his realm BEFORE we kill him, or will we have time to loot it after?

>>34310163
Why not loot his realm while we kill him?

>>34310198
Because we'll be killing him at the time, and then there's seeing if we can put him on a grill and barbecue him.

>>34309975
SEAWEED BEARD. IT MUST BE DONE. Also, I think any costume Azzy wears is sexy by default, and we don't want to break poor Monologue . . . or have him break us with his sudden Ahab lust.

>>34310261
But we can send our hand to loot while the rest of us kills him.

>>34310163
Kill. Loot. Burn. This is the proper order. So, obviously we should set ourselves on fire so that we can run around looting the place and he won't be able to touch us . . . . because of the fire!

We are the best at tag.

>>34310309
I always wondered if we could let our hand loose and have it shoot ceros at people while we fight them up close. Like we get their attention and then our hand shoots them in the back.

>>34310460

I'd use a tail, since it would be less noticeably missing.

>>34310460
Could we shapeshift into a mass of hands firing a Cero barrage?

>>34310822
Normal ceros (not Zero, not WG, not Pandora), yeah we probably could.

Don't see why we'd want to, though, since Zero is supposed to be more efficient with the juice->damage conversion.

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You give an enthusiastic Yarr then touch the mirror. You feel yourself get pulled into the mirror with Asmodeus clinging to you. You both land in a dark area coughing. “What? No comment on the Yarr? No accusations I should have been a slutty pirate?” You ask.

Asmodeus tilts her head. “Historically, there have been a great number of Chinese pirates. I thought you were going for some classy blend of pre postmodern with a statement about nostalgia.”

“That sounds complex, you know I have a very set limit to the number of things I can do! Why would you think that?” You ask.

“Well, I thought you liked playing dress up so you were well versed in the world of fashion.” She pouts.

“You having a giggle mate? Half the voices in my head flip their podiums over when we start playing dress up.” They aren’t really podiums as much as- “I was just waiting. Waiting for validation.” You sigh.

“Oh, I’m sorry. Would you like me to ask now?” She wonders.

“No, the moment is over. Just- just over.” You sigh.

“Are you finished?” A rough masculine voice calls out.

You look over and see what appears to be Shiba’s dad. “Shiba’s dad is a giant fish?” You ask. No, he’s a bloody dragon you- just. Look at it! “It’s got scales.” You say. And hands! And antlers! “Those are fins, and I guess it has a lot of calcium.” You explain.

“You.” It snarls glaring down at you. “Risa Schrodinger.” It spits out with such pure hate you fear you are going to wet your fancy dress. “Again you mock me! Very well! Let us do battle!” He shouts letting out a hiss of steam as a beautiful woman leaps down and opens a pair of fans to turn the mist into spears.

“Seriously, what did I do?” You wonder.

Hollow Quest Redux 104 end.

Okay, it is getting late. Around for questions, concerns, comments, accusations, etc. Going to try and get a few posts of an omake out before I become too tired for words.

>>34310858
Swarms. Crowd control. To bracket in an enemy while someone else attacks. To create a cloud of cover from throwing up dust/dirt/bubbles.

>>34310940
What did we do exactly? Is there a link to this undersea story?

>>34310940

Risa "McNulty" Schrodinger.

>>34310940
Is Mephistopheles the Blues Devil?

>>34310967
I vaguely remember we freed crustaceans from a market long long ago, after doing something with Go Juice. Or I am insane and that never happened

>>34311015
you can be both anon, you just have to believe in yourself

>>34311015
We got in a fight with an enormous crab at the beach once didn't we?
>>34310995
I thought Lucy was the blues devil.

>>34310940
thanks for running. you think you have another thread in you before the 25th?

>>34310967
Ha ha ha, it has been mentioned a few times in passing through the game. You kicked Ryujin out of his home through an armed uprising of crustaceans
>>34310995
He would say yes. Then again he also takes credit for WWII and inventing heavy metal so take that with a grain of salt.
>>34311065
Thanks for playing

Maybe, I want to say yes but I am not certain. Keep an eye on twitter and I will announce there when I will run.

Writing. Writing.

>>34310940
Archived and thanks for running

>>34311105
Thanks for playing and for archiving!

We should spend time with SF after this.

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You are Risa Schrodinger, and you are currently sulking at the shrine. What is the source of your melancholy you ask? Well you tell me, because you haven’t really shared anything at all lately. You were having a nice chat with Jager, then got all sulky when Hiroshi asked something. Come to think of it you get like this around Fuego too. Have you finally remembered something about your father and/or uncle? Cousin? Tell me when I am getting warm. “It’s none of that monologue. It’s just, there I am talking to Jager and Hiroshi walks in all sweaty after wrestling with Fuego and Jager ain’t even give me the time of day. What do they got that I don’t?” You ask.

Jager just has a healthy appetite which she restrains, and so sometimes she wants to sniff the desert tray for a bit. “She should just sniff me! I would not mind it at all! I enjoy the sniffingness.” You grumble.

Well, Risa, they are boys and Jager rather likes boys. “So am I.” You say. No, for the last bloody time, you are a girl. “What’s the difference then?” You ask.

Look at the bloody book. You pull out one of the lewd magazines Asmodeus gave you and look over the strange figures within. “Right, that one’s the bloke innit?” No, that is a fern. To be exact I believe it’s a Woodwardia fimbriata, commonly known as a Giant chain fern. I took a class. “Oh. That one then?” Drapes. Do not match the rest of the interior and the designer should be shot. “That one?” That’s the lady. The one with the sad looking man hanging off a tube.

“Oh.” You say nodding and tilting your head. “Huh. Did not see that one coming. So these sorts of people are the one Jager wants to give attention to?” Technically yes, but not in the way you are thinking. “Too late, I’m sold on the idea.” You say looking over the magazine.

You nod a few times then throw it aside and crack your knuckles. “Right then, think I got the gist of it.”
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Your body cracks and pops as the change comes over you. You throw up onto the floor and feel your skin and meat boil. Long fluffy hair is replaced with shorter, silky soft locks. A lithe dancer’s frame gets some extra muscle and a few inches. Your long nails recede, and other such male changes take place which I am pretty sure I am not comfortable describing. You push yourself up and look in the mirror.

“Well now this is- oh! New voice, that’s different. Sort of a velvety smooth rugged thing isn’t it?” You wonder. Do you know how many hotkey pronouns for your talking parts I have to reprogram now? “Doesn’t matter, Jager will have to like me now.” You say.

Think so? You are more of a pretty boy than a rugged manly man. “I don’t know what those words mean. She wants parts, I have parts. Let the dance begin.”

You change into some looser clothing, with an open shirt and pants which show the buns then throw open the door to your room. Standing there, with her hand raised like she was going to knock, is Ryoko. She blinks twice and you see her eyes roam over you. “Hey there, you new to the shrine? I didn’t hear anything about sensei getting you here.” She says.

Hm, seems you are unrecognized in this form.

[] Let the inner joker free. You are new, yes. We shall see where the rabbit hole goes.
[] Don’t do it Risa! Down that path is the dark side!
[] Cut the omake here, back to butt discussin

>>34311099
So he's not one of the Fallen Angels who value honesty.

>>34311418
Not even a little

>>34311396
Is this canon or what?

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>>34311396
[x] Let the inner joker free. You are new, yes. We shall see where the rabbit hole goes.

>>34311396
Oh shit, I was wondering when we'd do something like this.

>>34311396
>Sixty Threesa
Hah. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!

>[x] Let the inner joker free. You are new, yes. We shall see where the rabbit hole goes.

>>34311396
[] Let the inner joker free. You are new, yes. We shall see where the rabbit hole goes.

>>34311512
Our name is Raul Sixtythrisa.

Get it? Rule 63 Risa.

Raul kinda sounds like Rule.

Sixty three + Risa = Sixtythrisa.

Smart.

>>34311485
It will have no impact on the main game. Just a fun little "What If?" I wanted to play around with.

>>34311533
Then it's time to go wild.

>>34311396
>[] Let the inner joker free. You are new, yes. We shall see where the rabbit hole goes.

I always wondered what male Risa would have been like

How can we turn Jager gay?

Hard mode no peanut butter

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“Yes, that’s right.” You lean against the doorway like you imagine someone cool might do. “Risa recruited me just yesterday, but it looks like she isn’t here.”

“She sometimes goes off places without telling us. Since your new how about I show you around the shrine?” Ryoko wonders.

“Ah, well I wouldn’t want to impose.” You say trying to move on all sly and cool guy like.

A strong yet thin arm links with yours and pulls you along. “It’s no trouble. Just leave it to me.” Man she is strong.

Ryoko pulls you along the shrine ramming yoru elbow into her less than brilliant chest. “Oh, I’m Ryoko by the way. Like, what’s your name?”

“Raul Sixtythrisa” You say looking around.

“That’s an interesting name.” She says leading you over to the science lab. “Over here is the science lab, it- blah blah blah” You are tuning her out there at the end in case that wasn’t clear. Why are you tuning her out?

“I want to talk about cars.” You say. What, really? What about them. “I still don’t particularly care for or about them. That was a pointless talk.

“Over here is the main building which-“ Ryoko starts.

“Is where you stay?” You wonder.

“Ah ha? You move fast don’t you?” Ryoko asks with a small laugh. “I sometimes stay there helping out, but I have my own private area of the shrine I prefer to go.”

“Aren’t you going to invite me?” You ask. We love secret places.

“Wow, you really are forward.” She says chewing on her lip in thought.

“No more so that you.” You point out. You are absolutely right, everyone is forward to themselves. Mind=blown. “Right?”

“Ah, you, like, got me there. Hm, yeah, you are pretty cute. Alright, I never really do this but come with me.” She says grabbing your hand.
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She leads you to an old equipment shed by the playground and opens it up. You can see she has remodeled the insides with a bed, and some weird toys. “Well make yourself comfortable.” She says lighting some candles and closing the door.

You take a seat on the bed as she slowly moves closer, each step full of sensual grace. She undoes her top and- “Monologue, there is something in my pants that’s moving.” You say while she is distracted with her strip show.

Ah, yeah. That would be the poopin moose I put in there. You squint your eyes in confusion at that statement. Yeah, it’s like this windup toy moose which you put jellybeans in. Then it hops around and the beans come out of its butt. You continue squinting as Ryoko moves closer, her tan skin merging with the background almost in the candle light. “You are going to share, right?” You ask. What? Of course.

Ryoko looks confused for a second then her eyes twinkle. “Share? Like, share?” She asks.

“Yes.” What other kind of share is there other than poopin moose?

“Wow, you are sort of greedy.” She notes.

“That’s not what share means.” You protest.

“Like, I get it. Yeah, I am sort of into that kind of thing too. Guess we can see one of our own. Hm, but getting something together will take time. Plus with some new guy they don’t know…” She trails off. What is with the Japanese expecting you to read their minds?

“Don’t worry.” You say standing up. “I think a few words will convince them.” You say.
(2/3)

>>34311986
this can only end well

>>34311964

Uhh... Jelly?

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“Hm, okay. Ah, but don’t, like, touch Jager! Risa will get mad, and I'm kind of rooting for them, you know? Jager is the dark muscular one with the great rack.” She explains.

As you leave the shed you sigh. Of course you aren’t going to touch her. “How many of those poopin mooses can you get?” You ask. A couple dozen. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? “You’re my brain so how is that even a- never mind. Poopin moose party it is.” You agree. Jager can wind up her own poopin moose, she’s a big girl.

Right, then who to see first?

[] Sin-Fin, she could use some poopin moose party
[] Jager, maybe she will give you the attention you crave so badly now
(3/3)

>>34312009
Raul's a ladykiller. It probably helps that Ryoko is the biggest buttslut in the shrine, but wow.

>>34312061
>[x] Jager, maybe she will give you the attention you crave so badly now

>>34312061
>[] Sin-Fin, she could use some poopin moose party

she needed to get laid since well before the Roman empire was thing. introduce her to modern day caligula

>>34312061
>[] Sin-Fin, she could use some poopin moose party

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>>34312061
>[] Jager, maybe she will give you the attention you crave so badly now

>>34312061
>[] Sin-Fin, she could use some poopin moose party

No offense to Sin Fin but Jager is the prime focus, she goes last

>>34312061

[] Jager, maybe she will give you the attention you crave so badly now

>>34312061
>[] Sin-Fin, she could use some poopin moose party

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“Sin-Fin could use some poopin moose, but I should warn you I don’t like horses.” What? “Caligula, he was the bloke with the horse right?” You are the horse. “No, I am pretty sure I am a cat.”

You walk to the shrine and sneak through the barracks. You get a few inquisitive glances from the women nofunigami, but you ignore it like the rock hard piece of catnip you are. You climb up to the top and see Sin-Fin, as always, sitting on her bed looking dour. You take an appreciative look at her skin tight jester outfit and wonder if it comes in purple. Oh come on! “Hey there.” You say assuming your coolest pose.

“Hel…lo.” She replies. “I do not think I… know you.” She says glancing around. “I don’t like… strangers very much.” She ellipses.

“Well lucky for you I’m not strange. I’m good looking right? How many strange people do you know that are good looking?” You wonder.

“Risa is… strange. Jager is strange. Shiba is strange.” She explains.

“You like those people right?” You ask.

“Ye…s” She replies after looking next to her as if a giant spider was about to take a bite out of her.

“Well then, I suppose I am just like them.” You say finally.

“I see. You are good looking and… strange but that is… good?” She guesses.

“Precisely.” You say letting out a sigh, and feeling a little tingle of joy at being called good looking.

Seems she won’t try to make you kill yourself now at least. Now for the hard part.

Stuff is starting to kick in, so I will end it there. Oh, here is one of the pictures I hoped would come in before thread 100 but then spiders happened. I think I am waiting on one or two more. I may have went a little overboard.

Still here for questions, concerns, comments, accusations, etc.

>>34312367
Again, thanks for running.

go get some sleep/vodka

>>34312367
>forgetting Risa's hollow hole
Y-you too...

Nice pic though. Love the Ryoko.

>>34312428
Again, thanks for playing. I will in a little while

>>34312367
>but then spiders happened
wot

>>34312461
obviously he got attacked by a drow and her vagina

>>34312367
>I want to crawl inside Jager's shirt like some kind of small fuzzy animal

>>34312432
Glad it makes you happy anon. Insert life lesson awww here.
>>34312461
Spiders may be code for life. Who knows?
>>34312489
I'm not sure exactly what that means, but I am glad you like it.

>>34312531
>I'm not sure exactly what that means, but I am glad you like it.
I want Risa to become the third sweaterbunny.

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>>34312432
Here you go anon, your plight was heard by a soul too strange to live, too rare to die

>>34312541
Like that movie?

>>34312610
thankyou

>>34312797
I did nothing, the artist saw and jumped on it. Thank him.

>>34312877
Larro?

>>34312877
Thankyou mysterious hole drawer

>>34312891
Got it in one

>>34312367
>>34312610
Wow Jager was like half an inch away from having her boob impaled on SinFin's horn. Makes my nipples ache just looking at it.

>>34313033
It was Ryoko's face that gave it away

>>34313051
What would break first, the horn or her boob?

>>34313183
SF has higher durability in base form, and higher juice, and the horn is already a naturally harder thing.

So the boob would break.