Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=homeless+mutant+questPastebins:http://pastebin.com/UuVeJFighttp://pastebin.com/98mpGLrhYou are John James Green, mutant vagrant.You sway. Smoke rolls through the dark, sticking like musk to the undersides of your nostrils. The lights are thin and wry and the club seems to spin through the mist. Or that could just be you, you’ve had a lot to drink. The table groans as the cards go down, you see the bright, immaculate white of Remy’s teeth flash in the dark. “Royal Flush, boys.”Where did this night go so right?You came to the Tabbycat to discuss a job with a Cajun. You ended up playing piano for over an hour and then… then everything gets kinda blurry. There were lots of drinks – Remy’s treat – and many games of poker, mostly against the table of solid guys sitting near the back of the club. You think they might be supervillains – one or two of them are definitely dressed like supervillains – but you’re not quite sure. They can’t be all too good at their jobs, though, because you and Remy are slaughtering them on the table, crushing their hands, seeing them driven before you, hearing the lamentation of their wallets.Granted, Remy is cheating. You spotted it about an hour ago, but by then you were in too deep to be complaining.“This one’s on you, Herman.” Blurts out the blonde guy – the Free Bird guy, actually – with the boomerang on his belt. His morose companion struggles up from his seat to the bar, patting down his weird overall-things (you swear it looks like some kind of mattress padding or something) for his wallet.“’Nother round, mes amis?” You’re not sure your liver can take any more. You’re handling your drink better than you remember, but… there has been a lot of it. These other guys are absolutely shattered (whereas Remy’s glass only ever seems to go down when you’re not looking).
>Present Time: 8:35 PM>Hunger Level: 3>Current Funds: $775>[ ] Whatever MORE DRINK MORE POKER.>[ ] Wait we should be going we’re working tomorrow.>[ ] Maybe you should go over your plan for tomorrow before you get any more smashed up.>[ ] Write in.
>>34298325>[ ] Maybe you should go over your plan for tomorrow before you get any more smashed up.>[ ] Wait we should be going we’re working tomorrow.We can get totally smashed with Remy once we've completed the job.
>>34298325>[ ] Wait we should be going we’re working tomorrow.hobo needs money badly>[ ] Write in.booze pls
>>34298325>>Current Funds: $775Should that number not be dramatically increasing as we rob these guys blind with poker?
>>34298319>Vagrant & Gambit whooping Shocker and Boomerang at pokerHoly shit, I love Crusty.
>>34298325>>[ ] Wait we should be going we’re working tomorrow.>>[ ] Maybe you should go over your plan for tomorrow before you get any more smashed up.>[ ] R-Remy, is that a Pink Skrull I'm seeing?
>>34298387>Haphazard & Gambit whooping Shocker and Boomerang at poker
>>34298319hahahahaha.Nice.>>34298325>[ ] Wait we should be going we’re working tomorrow.Always cut your losses while your winning.
>>34298376Yeah, I'm curious about that as well. If we're cleaning up, that number should be bigger
>>34298325>>[ ] Maybe you should go over your plan for tomorrow before you get any more smashed up.>>[ ] Wait we should be going we’re working tomorrow.We should avoid consumption of further many alcoholic beverages until such point as we don't have all the things to do tomorrow.Also>Hell yeah we fleeced Shocker
>>34298387>>34298394>Patchwork & Gambit whooping Shocker and Boomerang at poker.
>>34298319RIP in piece Superior Foes (november issue is last issue)
>>34298325>[x] Maybe you should go over your plan for tomorrow before you get any more smashed up.>[x] Wait we should be going we’re working tomorrow.
>>34298319>Pastebins:>http://pastebin.com/UuVeJFig>http://pastebin.com/98mpGLrhWhy won't you ever list all the other hidden pastebins that are completely nondiscoverable except by bugging you to post them or meticulously taking our own notes of them as we pore over the archive.Why crusty.Why can't you stick them all in your copypasta OP notes like you said before?
Kind of wish JJ would be calledThe raging Hobojust so that when people ask who saved them that is what they had to say.
>>34298387>Spook & Gambit whooping Shocker and Boomerang at pokerHoly shit, I love Crusty
>>34298352But anon.More poker means more money!
>>34298325>>[ ] Maybe you should go over your plan for tomorrow before you get any more smashed up.
>>34298442Oo, Spook's good. I like that.
>>34298434>anything but Haphazarddisgusting
>>34298325>>[x] Wait we should be going we’re working tomorrow.
>>34298434>not liking the name Haphazard>the name that came from the mouth of the waifumugga you disgusting
>JJ & Gambit whooping Shocker and Boomerang at poker
>>34298444It's Gambit's money, he's the one playing poker. Why would any of it go to JJ?>>34298481>JJ & Remy whooping Herman & Fred at poker
>>34298462Haphazard is dumb, though. It's not a name, it's a verb. OH GEE, LOOK AT HAPHAZARD, GOING THROUGH LIFE SO HAPHAZARDLYno
>>34298500Haphazard is not a verb
>>34298500>it's a verbI think you might need to repeat 3rd grade, anon.
>>34298500>It's not a name, it's a verb.shit taste AND retarded?
>>34298519It's an adverb
>>34298498> you and Remy are slaughtering them on the table, crushing their hands, seeing them driven before you, hearing the lamentation of their wallets.Read the OP.That does not make any fucking sense if JJ is just being Remy's eyecandy draped over his shoulder and giggling drunkenly at his hands.
>>34298537No it's a fucking adjective
>>34298376Losers are paying for drinks.Gambit has some pity.
>>34298546No it's an adverb
>>34298537>It's an adverbLook at him. Look at him and laugh.
>>34298549>losers are paying for drinksso we should have more money?
>>34298567JJ's liver does not convert free booze into money.
>>34298549how sober are shocker and boomerang then.
>>34298557[ad-vurb] Examples Word Originnoun, Grammar1.any member of a class of words that function as modifiers of verbs or clauses, and in some languagesIt's a modified verb
>>34298598I can't tell if you're just trolling at this point or you're really sincere, but whatever you're doing keep going.
>>34298598Haphazard would be considered a descriptor in this case. Doubly because its being used as a name.e.g. They were in a haphazard pile in the corner.Frankly at the end of the day the name is still valid for a superhero name.
>>34298598First you say it's a verb.Then you say it's an adverb.And now you're back to saying it's a "modified verb".So even you think you're retarded.
>>34298619Well that seals it.
>>34298663Haphazardly is the adverb in this case, haphazard is the adjective. People will still make dumb jokes that we're going haphazardly through, but whatever
>>34298325>[x] Wait we should be going we’re working tomorrow.Sorry muggas, work before pleasure.
>>34298690Well duh, but they're not smart enough to know that.
>>34298319On the bright side, our healing factor should both give us an edge in being not drunker than the others and lessening the upcoming hangover, if not nullifying it. Should still get JJ some water though.
>[X] Go over plan. >[X] Man it's late should be git goneYou glance at your watch and your eyes almost pop out. And roll across the table. And explode into liquor. “Oh man, Remy, it’s getting kinda late…” “True ‘dat, mon ami.” Remy says mon ami far too often. Like, at least every other sentence. He leans over to drag a shot glass toward him as Herman, tipping drunkenly towards the table, arrives with your drinks. “You lookin’ pretty good, though, all things considered.” Yeah. You don’t feel awful. You guess your liver is augmented. Mutated. “Uh, yeah, well, y’know, we have…” You glance up at the others. Blondie (his name is Ted right?) is busy being a dick to Herman, and the clearly teenage girl is all but asleep on the racer-guy’s shoulder. You’re not sure where the other dude went, the one with the obnoxious fast-talker thing going on. You lower your voice anyway. “…that, that thing going on tomorrow. You know. That thing.”Remy leans back, rolling his shoulders, and shrugs. “Suppose we do.” He drags himself up, gathering his cards. The both of you throw back the last two shots (eurgh, shit, absinthe, ffffffffffff–) and say your goodbyes, meandering out into the street. “So…” You interrupt yourself with a jolly hiccup. “Just to clarify…” >[ ] “We get there at 7’o’clock. We go in through the main entrance and mix it up until eight. I locate the private room where the meet is taking place.”>[ ] “We get there at 7’o’clock. We go in through the main entrance and mix it up until eight. You locate the private room where the meet is taking place.”>then…>[ ] “You stay nearby, just in case.”>[ ] “You stay with the party, to avoid suspicion.”
>>34298802>[ ] “We get there at 7’o’clock. We go in through the main entrance and mix it up until eight. I locate the private room where the meet is taking place.”we are invisible and bad in social situations>[ ] “You stay nearby, just in case.”I like having back up
>>34298802>>[x] “We get there at 7’o’clock. We go in through the main entrance and mix it up until eight. You locate the private room where the meet is taking place.”>>then…>>34298802>>[x] “You stay with the party, to avoid suspicion.”He is better faceman then we are.
>>34298802>>[ ] “We get there at 7’o’clock. We go in through the main entrance and mix it up until eight. I locate the private room where the meet is taking place.”>[ ] “You stay with the party, to avoid suspicion.
>>34298802>[ ] “We get there at 7’o’clock. We go in through the main entrance and mix it up until eight. I locate the private room where the meet is taking place.”>[ ] “You stay nearby, just in case.”We have super-senses & Invis, so we scout, but backup is always great.
>>34298802>>[ ] “We get there at 7’o’clock. We go in through the main entrance and mix it up until eight. I locate the private room where the meet is taking place.”>then…>[ ] “You stay with the party, to avoid suspicion.”
>>34298840Except we're supposed to go in with no indication someone was there. If Remy is nearby, then that'll heighten suspicion someone is watching.
>>34298802>[x] “We get there at 7’o’clock. We go in through the main entrance and mix it up until eight. You locate the private room where the meet is taking place.”If he can locate it through being a handsome Cujan and conversing people, if not, we probably know what these guys look like, right?>[x] “You stay with the party, to avoid suspicion.”Maybe he can try to stay a bit nearby while still with the party, do we have an earpiece or something?
>>34298840Changing my "stay close pls" to a more balanced "Stay with the party but have a clear path in case shit goes down and I need help."
>>34298802Ask about some sort of recording device we can have and use at the meeting.
>>34298802>>[ ] “We get there at 7’o’clock. We go in through the main entrance and mix it up until eight. I locate the private room where the meet is taking place.”
>>34298884>>34298892These two i back.
>>34298892Like a tiny video camera that can take good quality video
>>34298822>we are invisible and bad in social situationsBut... we also have to roll dice to find the room.
>[x] “We get there at 7’o’clock. We go in through the main entrance and mix it up until eight. You locate the private room where the meet is taking place.”He knows the place better, or at least has more experience with this kind of james bond shit. Our senses may be superior, but that doesn't count for shit unless we know what we are looking for.>[x] “You stay with the party, to avoid suspicion.”And if shit goes south, he bails. We'll get out alive, or die trying.Slip him our card in case telecommunications are compromised.
>>34298868OOC, he's ex-Thieves Guild in most Marvel forms, so he should be fine.But I meant more along the lines of "him camping off in a good position nearby to come save us if need be". Close as in "within earshot of the crackbitch explosion".
>>34298917Even a basic audio recorder would be fine.
>>34298802>>[ ] “We get there at 7’o’clock. We go in through the main entrance and mix it up until eight. You locate the private room where the meet is taking place.”>>[ ] “You stay with the party, to avoid suspicion.”Sad as it is to say, he's probably better at the actual stealth thing than we are. Our hobo invisible notwithstanding.
>>34298892>>34298917>"Alright Mikey, scan the room for bugs">"Sure thang, boss.">"Umm, boss? The thang says there is some over here and.. oh shit, its moving!"
>>34298983Yeah, that's what I'm worried about.
>>34298983that's why we sneak in after they do the scan.
>>34298924but we'd be alone when we fail and the last time we B&E'd, everything turned out fine
>>34298983>JJ starts making insect noises"BZZ BZZ! JUST A FLY! BZZ BZZ!"
>>34299012If we can sneak in, and they haven't kept the room dead bolted so that no outsiders can get in
>>34298983>not putting it on the opposite side of the room as a red herring>not putting another one in the lights for extra red herring
>>34298952In actual skill and experience, totally. But we're more agile and have better senses, so that helps us.
>[X] “We get there at 7’o’clock. We go in through the main entrance and mix it up until eight. I locate the private room where the meet is taking place.”>[X] “You stay with the party, to avoid suspicion.” You think back through the haze of cheap booze and laughter. “…We get there 7’o’clock. We go in through the main entrance and mix it up until eight. I locate the private room where the meet is taking place. You stay with the party, to avoid suspicion, while I go in and put names to faces.” It’s a good plan. You couldn’t have come up with a better one yourself.“’That sounds just ‘bout right.” Responds Remy, digging through his pockets. Eventually, he fishes something free, and the moon gleams across a slim, silver watch. “We keep in touch wid’ these. Just gotta press down on the casing, and it’s a short-range radio link.” You reach out to catch the device as Remy tosses it in your direction. Damn. Very James Bond. Looks classy, too. “Also… might wanna meet me at the office. Gotta get you into your suit.” Oh, right, yeah. Can’t attend some fancy gala thing in old jeans and a frayed hoodie. >[ ] Cool, got it. >[ ] Wait up, you got more questions [insert].>[ ] Write in.
>>34298928I like the card
>>34299044>[ ] Wait up, you got more questions [insert].ask about audio/video recorders.
>>34299044>[ ] Cool, got it.>[ ] Wait up, you got more questions [insert]."What about my ears and eyes? And other little "gifts"?"
>>34299044>[ ] Cool, got it.
>>34299044>[ ] Cool, got it. JJ gets a suit!
>>34299044>[ ] "Cool, got it. "And then should we go find another shower, to freshen JJ up some more, or do that the day of the job?
>>34298928Holy shit that name. My sides are in the Danger Room. It's locked on X-treme mode.
>>34299044>>[ ] Cool, got it.
>>34299044>[ ] Wait up, you got more questions [insert].ask about a recording device.
>>34299073Oh god, THIS QUESTION.
>>34299073We can "mingle" with the party while invisible on the ceiling
>>34299089>Holy shit that name."Johnathan James Green"?
>>34299073Blonde Phantom didn't ask us to record or get a video feed, the Johnson just wants us to put faces to names and tell us what went down in that meeting
>>34299044>>[ ] Cool, got it.>“Also… might wanna meet me at the office. Gotta get you into your suit.”Come tomorrow, ZZ Top goes on the playlist
>>34299138I think he's referring to the name of the station.
>>34299073Given the sort of shit they will be discussing, it could be a supervillain gig. and we could run into Creeper too.Other than that, I guess we could wear a turban or a bowler hat? contact lenses for the eyes maybe?
>>34299200>JJ in a turbanCrackbitch Sheik
>>34299089Does that give us a bonus modifier on rolls?
>>34299200We should probably get some fancy duds and some hair dye and contact lenses, just in case
>>34299232He'll have to wear a formal hat and sunglasses indoor.*tips fedora*
>>34299290Damn, JJ pretending to be a sheik would've been hilarious.
>>34299290I don;t think JJ could pass as an Iranian oil prince. He is too nice.
I'm late but:>Superior Foes CameoFuck yes
We're going to have to use Remy's eye-covering method, since we both have the same problem there. But how to deal with our lizard-elf ears?
>[X] Write in.“Wait up…” You had a thought a second ago. Marginally, somewhat, sort of important. Um… “What about my ears? And my eyes?” Remy frowns, looking you up and down, and for a moment you can’t help but feel like you’re on some kind of very unconventional fashion show. He’s just got that sort of look. “Well…” He pauses, blinking behind his glasses. “We gonna have to get you a nicer set of shades, for sure.” “And my ears?” He shrugs. “Eh, everyone gonna assume you got money. Nobody cares what’s up in your genes after ‘dat. You seen half the circuit we bein’ paid to look out for?” He’s got a point there. The superpowered and the weird tend to float straight to the top of the criminal food chain. “The eyes, though, they might freak some sorts out just a bit. No offence.” “None taken.” They freak you out a bit. You guess that’s it. All that’s left now is… well… the rest of the night. The two of you part, Remy saying something in dubious French that you assume to be ‘good night’ or ‘see you’ or something of the like, and you set out on your way through the dread land of Brooklyn by night. Eurgh, you really need to piss.>[ ] Stumble home.>[ ] Whatever, just find somewhere warm. >[ ] Write in.
>>34298928>Dat card thoughThat's awesome
>>34299351>[ ] Stumble home.
>>34299351>[ ] Stumble home.Don't make Laura get pissed at us again.
>>34299351>[ ] Stumble home.don't wanna worry the others. we've been out all day
>>34299351>[ ] Stumble home.>Possibly use a public restroom on the way back.Don't want to worry the Hobo Clan.
>>34299351>[x] Whatever, just find somewhere warm. Just for a sec, while our augmented healing kicks in. We are going to be too visible if we try to get home like this. A policeman arrests us and it's all over.
>>34299351Do we have a phone with us? If yes just call home and have them pick us up.Otherwise >[ ] Stumble home.
>>34299351>[ ] Stumble home
>>34299351>[ ] Stumble home.>[ ] Write inPiss in an alleyway.
>>34299351>>[ ] Stumble home.>>[ ] While Invisible
>>34299351>>[ ] Stumble home.>[ ] Find somewhere to piss on the way
>>34299384>pick us upAh yes in the old reliable hobomobile
>>34299405I was more thinking abour Laura carrying us home.
>>34299398>>34299388>Invisible Hoboes pissing in alleywaysNot a vote, just an amusing observation.
>>34299351So does JJ's healing factor work similarly to that one comic where Wolverine gets drunk with Spider-Man on his birthday? As in, he should get over the drunkness and get right into the hangover portion much faster?
>>34299417Yep.Oh geeze, Gabby will not approve and Layla will likely be a pain if/when she finds out we got drunk.>Hungover JJ dealing with a pack of Laylas early in the morn
>>34299455But Laura worrying 'bout JJ could be cute.
>>34299452The hangover shouldn't last very long either.
>>34299351>>[ ] Stumble home.>>[ ] Go piss in alleyway>>[ ] Call Laura, let her know we're on our way
How much did we win from poker?
>>34299471Oh, I agree. It's some of the others I'm thinking who would care in a different way. Doubt the others would really care as much as Mexi-Christian-Otter.
>>34299524The losers paid for drinks, that's where the money went
>>34299524it was loser pay for drinks. we just didn't spend money on booze tonight
>>34299524all the money we won went to drinks
>>34299524You missed >>34298549
>>34299578Yea, just joined a thread, so I sorta skimmed.
>>34299591Bad quest etiquette man. Its like voting for what you don't know anything about or not reading the archives before you join.
>>34299639It wasn't an update post though, so it's not that bad and was easy to miss, being so small.They just gotta Ctrl-F Crusty's name more systematically.
>>34299652True. Its like a Faux pas that anything really negative.
>[X] Stumble home.You plod and lurch and stumble your way home, stopping in a nice dark alley for a quick piss (invisible piss! Ghost piss!). You haven’t drunk like that in years, by your reckoning. Maybe never – you’d generally be keeled over in a suspicious puddle by this point, chasing little drops of fire through the confusion of your brain. Kinda nice to be able to just let loose once in a while. You call Laura on the way, letting her know you’re coming. Her voice is funny. It’s thirty-past nine by the time you make it to the outskirts of the scar. Your head aches as you make your way through the ruins – feels like the drink’s already catching up with you, like stormcloud bulging in your skull, splitting down the middle with mad, green lightning. You pass by a graffiti, by distant fires. Off, somewhere in the tundra of broken pavement, you see a lone, stooped figure ferrying a trolley through the snow, its tail waving to and fro. It stops, regarding you from the distance with bright, nocturnal eyes, and continues on its way. The graffiti goes on, the snow goes on, the distant fires – “all flatscans must die” – “the dragon has teeth” – “Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobos!” – “Magneto Was Right” – skulls, fire, bones, guns – “the Father is among us.” It’s all piss. Descending into the station, you check your watch. Quarter to eleven. Where’d the night go? Heat rises from the stove. You can smell the remains of beef stew in the air. You flicker between the thermal and the visible for a moment, picking out five masses of heat slumped though the tent. The sixth lies near the entrance, curled up in a sleeping bag. You guess Laura isn’t all that comfortable with enclosed spaces. Or other people. >[ ] Get in the tent, sleep.>[ ] Curl up next to Laura, sleep.>[ ] Write in.
>>34299771>[ ] Curl up next to Laura, sleep.
>>34299771>>[ ] Curl up next to Laura, sleep.
>>34299771>[ ] Curl up next to Laura, sleep.This'll be funny.
>>34299771 >>[ ] Curl up next to Laura, sleep.
>>34299771>>[x] Curl up next to Laura, sleep.
>>34299771>[ ] Curl up next to Laura, sleep.Why even ask?In case anyone asks, it's so we don't stink up the tent with our breath.
>>34299771>>[ ] Get in the tent, sleep.Oh no what have you done.
>>34299771>“Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobos!”This amused me more than it should have.>>[ ] Curl up next to Laura, sleep.As if it's even a question at this point.
>>34299771>>[ ] Get in the tent, sleep.Do not get close and personal with someone this afraid of contact in the morning
>>34299813Oh anon, why are you pissing in the wind with your invisible ghost piss
>>34299771>[ ] Get in the tent, sleep.In an attempt to avoid 2lewd possibly sleep cuddles and, dare I say it? Hand holding.
>>34299771 >[ ] Curl up next to Laura, sleep.
>“the dragon has teeththese muggas know what's upI want to vote >[x] Get in the tent, sleep. but since >[ ] Curl up next to Laura, sleep, at least shift one of our arms into the wing thing and cover her with it, like a bed sheet.
>>34299771>>[ ] Get in the tent, sleep.
>>34299836You are amused by a slur discriminating against our africanamerican friends? Cause that what ninja is now apparently.
We likely smell of booze and piss, not typically the best to smell for a waifu with or without super-senses. But then again she is a clone of Wolverine, so maybe?
[sudden need to vote intensifies]
>>34299908wat, dude what are you talking about, who the fuck uses the word ninja to describe black people?
>>34299915We are hobos. We smelled worse.
>>34299771> “the dragon has teeth”Uh-oh. I think word's spread a bit about JJ and what happened when he berserked.> “the Father is among us.”okay now this is probably more worrisome if it's referring to Whats-His-Face Typhon.>[ ] Curl up next to Laura, sleep.
>>34299908>>34299933Timerlake used it as an obvious SFW pun on 'nigga' that he wouldn't be allowed to say, duh.
>>34299771>[ ] Curl up next to Laura, sleep
>>34299933Well, you can't see either at night. Obligatory racial joke is done.
>>34299937This, at least JJ was already reasonably clean before getting piss drunk.
>>34299946I think we really should be more worried about the Magneto endgame we are steering to here. That guy will slap the shit out of us.
>>34299946>“the dragon has teeth”>Uh-oh. I think word's spread a bit about JJ and what happened when he berserked.I think it's referring to: "Never wake a sleeping dragon." or something similar.
>>34299840We've women up next to Laura before, no one's been stabbed, though we did fry her neck that one time...
>>34299985It's true though.
>>34299908Pretty sure Ninja is a racial slur referring to female muslims, not blacks.
>>34300004Woken*, not women haha
>>34299985>reporting the news accurately is baitDo you have a better explanation for why someone would compliment Madonna by calling her a "mother chucking ninja", except using it as an exercise in punning when he can't swear?
>>34300010Pretty sure Ninja ain't a racial slur, just a terrible class that should be avoided at all costs.
>>34300004>>34300022How do you women up next people though. I'm curious now
>>34300052Just ask JJ. He's done it before.
>>34300052Hush, I'll tell you when your older
>>34300040Truth has no bearing on something being bait or not, so long as it gets a rise and argument going.
>>34300004>womenhow polygamous of you anon
If we're going to pointless drive the thread pass bump limit with meaningless discussion, can we at least talk about something fun instead of tumblr esque topics?favorite X-men vidya?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MrRqivXJ8s
>>34300086Hey, anon was confused by anon's obfuscated allusion, they required an honest explanation.The bait was itself baited.
>>34299946Finally, someone posts about something except waifuing.> “the Father is among us.”I saw that too.Based genetic prophecy.
>>34300134More like a hint that JJ's dad is still alive and the mastermind behind everything.
>>34300105No. This is all on topic. Also we're waiting for Crusty's return as we discuss how to women up to Laura.
>>34300168Is women upping like man upping? You gotten women up for cuddles and handholds?
>>34300163"Green" doesn't mean "Father of Monsters".
>>34300181Yup, and SCISSORING
>>34300163forgetting about our clingy friend Typhon, The Father of all monsters?
>>34300134>Mfw Typhon winds up taking some unique, personal variant of the Joshua Tree mutations and starts doing exactly what some anons wanted JJ to do, but with better resources at his disposal and with malevolent intent.
>[X] Curl up next to Laura, sleep.Drums shake the dark behind your eyes. You feel terrible. Like you’re… stuffed. Full of static. Stretched out to dry. You curl up next to Laura, feeling her warmth shift and flutter, her heart chattering in her chest. She moves through the dark, shifting closer to you. You can smell her hair, her sweat, the tiny consistencies of her scent. She breathes in and out slowly, steadily, as if measuring the progression of second, minutes, hours… You fall into her scent and drift to sleep. You see images of fire cascading through black clouds, and huge shadows moving in the mist, their forms indeterminate and strange, footfalls soft despite their size, names familiar but impossible to grasp. You bask in the dream and fall further, further, further, spiralling, shooting, like a star. Your throat is dry, you realize, suddenly, as you feel yourself awakening. The air is cold and sharp about your ears and the comforting warmth of Laura’s form has vanished. You feel… okay. You feel great, actually. The headache is gone, and the dank, hung-over stiffness in you limbs has seemingly bled out into the ether. You feel fresh, cleansed, and bright, like the dawning of a new day. You squint at your watch. >Present Time: 10:25 AM>Hunger Level: 4 >[ ] Eat.>[ ] Just relax a while.>[ ] Talk to [insert]. >[ ] Write in.
>>34300206Is there any reason for that name? Like what monsters has he made?
>>34300237>[ ] Eat.>[ ] Just relax a while.
>>34300237>[ ] Eat.full English breakfast or the hobo equivalent
>>34300206It's weird, I almost miss Broseph. He always seemed like a creepy asshole, but I can't help but feel interested in his intentions.
>>34300231And with horrific side effects, cause hes not pure JJ.>>34300237>[ ] Eat.And drink>[ ] Just relax a while.
>>34300188>>34300206>HurrDurr green doesn't mean what it means it's all typhon durrsee pic
>>34300240you need to read up on you greek mythology.
>>34300237>[ ] Write in.Find something to brush teeth with.
>>34300240Typhonin the Greek mythology is literally called "The Father of all Monsters"
>>34300237>>[ ] Eat.>[ ] Write in. See if anyone wants to go for a run and chat.
>>34300309They regrow on their own, were fine in the dentistry department.
>>34300240He's quite the Hellenist menace that boy our Joey T.>>34300265He's rather nice. I would not say he was an asshole or a dick. Definitely Evil, but not an asshole.>[x] Eat.>[x] Talk to [insert]. Kevin man. Talk about work, the Daily Bugle, shady characters stalking him, newspaper sellan. Reminisce about the good old days.
>>34300240Jack.And the mutation serum he used on himself, the prototype for which was derived to make Jack.
>>34300237>>[ ] Eat.>>[ ] Just relax a while.Ah. This is the life.The hobo life.>>34300279Welp, I'm convinced.
>>34300237>[ ] Eat>[ ] Talk to our hobo clanSee how they're doing
>>34300334I am more concerned about the smell.
>>34300334It's more bad breath than cavities that JJ should probably worry about, especially if he needs to get nice.You ever smell after-morning drunk breath? It's like old socks dipped in whiskey. Smells like shit.
>>34300265Joseph did nothing wrong.Hell he's clearly quit working for Weapon X now anyway now that he has what he needs.
>>34300237>[ ] Eat.>[ ] Just relax a while.>[ ] Talk to everyone who will listen about how we're going to a fancy party and beat super-villains at poker.
>>34300237>[ ] Eat.>[ ] Talk to Laura.>>34300309>>[ ] Write in.>Find something to brush teeth with BRUSH YO TEETH, BRUSH YO TEETH, BRUSH YO GODDAMN TEETH
>>34300376he invented Jack and the process to make it.
>>34300344I don't know, beating the everloving shit out of Laura and forcing himself into JJ's memories seems like something an asshole would do.
>>34300265he tried to mind control us, after that we can't ever really trust him.
>>34300402Inventing the formula for Jack isn't wrong in the same way that kidnapping people to mass produce it is though.
>>34300401>>34300309Seconding tooth brushing, or at least rinsing as much as possible.
>>34300453Joseph pls go
>>34300422Nope.>>31307286>he wasn't actually trying consciously. He was dreaming much like you were.He just subconsciously wants to be bros. Consciously too obviously.
>>34300511Knowledge, wealth and powerThe trio of: Having it isent wrong, its what you do with it and how you got it.
>>34300511It was supposed to be a supersoldier serum! Not what it ended up as.
>>34300453And how do you think Typhon managed to figure out how to create Jack in the first place, anon?Hint: it probably wasn't by taking voluntarily-given mutant tissue and blood samples.
>>34300411>beating the everloving shit out of LauraHe wished her a merry chrismas first, and didn't kill her despite being able to. Laura attacked first too. Not saying he is all sugar and rainbows, but that act strikes me more as neutral than full blown evil.>forcing himself into JJ's He's lonely, desperately so. Jackie Chan tulpa lonely. It's childish, he wanted to connect but didn't know how. But even so, he crossed a fucking line there. Can we trust him, when he has shown he is willing to completely rewrite history in his favor?
>>34300556>It was supposed to be a supersoldier serum!As if that excuse hasn't been given every time some experiment in the Marvel Universe goes awry.
>>34300561>And how do you think Typhon managed to figure out how to create Jack in the first place, anon?He didn't invent Jack intentionally. It was supposed to be a super soldier serum.>>34300576Who doesn't want to make their own Captain America?
>>34300571>>Not saying he is all sugar and rainbows, but that act strikes me more as neutral than full blown evil.I recall he broke her arm and made it into a full curved circle, then proceeded to break her other arm and use it to show her the time, then wish her merry christmas. And that's onyl what we saw, remember that Laura wasn't exactly in tip top shape when we woke up, and she has haxxor regen.
Wait we actually have people defending Typhon in these threads now?
>>34300650You will find people willing to be abused everywere.Its how sociopaths get into relationships.
>>34300650They failed their willpower checks
>[X] Eat.>[X] Just relax a while. >[X] Write in.One thing that doesn’t feel too nice? Your breath. And yes – feel. It’s almost solid. In fact, were you to be grilled on the exact term appropriate for this level of hangover-brewed halitosis, you would have to settle on ‘turgid’. Congested. Bulbous. Generally nasty.But you are the hobo of the future. You take care of your teeth with the brilliant toothbrush invention. Springing to your feet, you exchange a sleepy nod with Kevin before heading off to find your brush and a tube of toothpaste. Once you’ve freshened up, you head back, asking the four near the stove – Layla, Lucas, Kevin and Gaby – what they had for breakfast (it was bacon, you nose tells you. You just want to make some conversation), and settle for finishing off the remains of their food. >Hunger Level: 3Lucas asks how your meeting went, to which your response is swimmingly. As in, you were swimming in booze and victory, two of the best things in life. You kinda expected some sort of chastisement from Gaby but either she holds it in or her upbringing was more liberal than you assumed, as she has nothing reproachful to say of excessive alcohol consumption. Layla, on the other hand, does: “Drowning your sorrows, eh?” She lifts her nose comically high. “Pathetic.” >[ ] “Your face is pathetic.” >[ ] Ask where the others are. >[ ] You’re feeling SUPER. Who wants to do some POWER TRAINING? >[ ] DITTO. Who wants to go see a movie? >[ ] Or you could shave and bathe and stuff, you know, do boring stuff.>[ ] Write in.
>>34300701>>[ ] “Your face is pathetic.”>[ ] DITTO. Who wants to go see a movie?
>>34300701>>[ ] “Your face is pathetic.” >>[ ] Ask where the others are. >>[ ] You’re feeling SUPER. Who wants to do some POWER TRAINING?
>>34300701>[ ] You’re feeling SUPER. Who wants to do some POWER TRAINING? We should set up some kind of makeshift hobo obstacle course.
>>34300701>>[ ] Or you could shave and bathe and stuff, you know, do boring stuff.
>>34300701>[ ] “Your face is pathetic.”>[ ] Ask where the others are. >[ ] You’re feeling SUPER. Who wants to do some POWER TRAINING?Then bathe before actual training>[ ] Or you could shave and bathe and stuff, you know, do boring stuff.
>>34300701>[ ] “Your face is pathetic.” >[ ] Or you could shave and bathe and stuff, you know, do boring stuff.
>>34300701>[ ] You’re feeling SUPER. Who wants to do some POWER TRAINING? haha! time for team bonding!
>>34300701>[ ] You’re feeling SUPER. Who wants to do some POWER TRAINING?
>>34300701>[ ] Write in.>"Wonder what that makes you then, since you live off the cash i bring in and all.">[ ] Ask where the others are. >[ ] Or you could shave and bathe and stuff, you know, do boring stuff.
>>34300701>[x] DITTO. Who wants to go see a movie? >[x] Or you could shave and bathe and stuff, you know, do boring stuff.First bathe, then movie.
>>34300701>[ ] “Your face is pathetic.” So long as its combined with a finger on the eyelid and sticking our tongue out.
>>34300701>[x] “Your face is pathetic.” >[x] Ask where the others are. >[x] You’re feeling SUPER. Who wants to do some POWER TRAINING?
>>34300701>>[ ] You’re feeling SUPER. Who wants to do some POWER TRAINING?
>>34300701>>[ ] You’re feeling SUPER. Who wants to do some POWER TRAINING?We can do the shave'n'bathe after our moderately psychotic workout session.
>>34300701>[ ] Ask where the others are. >[ ] You’re feeling SUPER. Who wants to do some POWER TRAINING? >[ ] Or you could shave and bathe and stuff, you know, do boring stuff.in that order
Power training, then movie?
>>34300701>[ ] “Your face is pathetic.” >[ ] You’re feeling SUPER. Who wants to do some POWER TRAINING? >[ ] Or you could shave and bathe and stuff, you know, do boring stuff.>[ ] DITTO. Who wants to go see a movie? We need to shave and bathe for the job, people!
>>34300701.”>[ ] “Your face is pathetic.” >[ ] Ask where the others are. >[ ] You’re feeling SUPER. Who wants to do some POWER TRAINING? >[ ] Or you could shave and bathe and stuff, you know, do boring stuff.
>>34300411>beating the everloving shit out of LauraHe disabled her when she tried to kill him.>forcing himself into JJ's memoriesHe was just dreaming, he wasn't doing anything on purpose.That's like complaining "he kicks in his sleep when we're floating naked together in the womb"
>>34300743Why would you bayhe before training. Shouldn't you do that after?
>>34300701>.>>[ ] You’re feeling SUPER. Who wants to do some POWER TRAINING?if we get back wings and agility 5 and tactical telekinesiscould we fly around juggling babygrande pianos when invisible playing them the entire time
>>34300824Better idea, use the movie as incentive to get these shlubs to join you in training.So:>Train.>Get cleaned up.>Movie time.
>>34300865And remove the pheromones and manly smell from our body? No wonder you have no girlfriend!
>>34300885Yes! I like this. Also ask where the other slackers are. Time to make the tunnel snakes stop lazing around and pull their own weights for once.
>>34300861He showed an excessive amount of force, and he didn't care. That last bit sends shivers down my spine. Typhon is disconnected, wilfully ignores the unpleasant consequences of his actions while claiming his actions are for a greater purpose. He's fucking nuts.
>>34300884We shouldn't reward Layla's bad behaviour.
>>34300701>[ ] “Your face is pathetic.” >[ ] You’re feeling SUPER. Who wants to do some POWER TRAINING? >[ ] Or who wants to go see a movie? JJ is in a good mood.>We'll clean up after, like at 3-4 maybe?
>>34300885Do this Crusty, this
>>34300951This, he broke her arm because he could. Cocoon-time give him feral impulses. He's very similar to Victor Creed
>>34300701>[ ] “Your face is pathetic.”>[ ] Ask where the others are. >[ ] You’re feeling SUPER. Who wants to do some POWER TRAINING?
>>34300951Yeah he's bonkers.Didn't do anything irredeemable, yet, though.
>>34300885But what about “Your face is pathetic!” It is clearly integral to the entire day's plan.
>[X] “Your face is pathetic.” >[X] You’re feeling SUPER. Who wants to do some POWER TRAINING? “Your face is pathetic.” Ohhhhhhhhh. Sick burn. Not your best, really, but it’s ten’o’clock. That’s nearly morning. Layla is lucky she even merits your slightest attention. “Which face?” Bip bip. Two more Laylas.“All of them. Forever.” While Layla takes a trip down to the burn ward, you take a moment to just chill. You breathe in slowly, tasting the air. Fresh, cold, clear. Sometimes you forget that, in a way, the scar is one of the cleanest places in NY – nobody around to spew litter everywhere, no cars, very few hungry hungry hobos pissing and vomiting everywhere (you seem hellbent on changing that last bit, intentionally or not). It’s almost like the rest of the world, the world outside the mirrored grey of the city, is slowly moving to reclaim it. “I feel great.” You declare. “How do you feel, Kevin?” He considers this carefully. Eventually, his conclusion is that he feels “Pretty good.” “Gaby?” “Me too.” She pauses. “Um, pretty good, I mean…” “Lucas?” He flattens out his palm and wobbles it back and forth, the universal indicator for “eh, so-so.” “Patheticface?” “Harder, better, faster, stronger!” Each word is exclaimed by a different Layla. Oh, really? “The time has come.” You say, with ample dramatic flair.>[ ] Make up the rules. >[ ] Find Laura, Laura is the queen of training.>[ ] Write in.
>>34300701>>[ ] “Your face is pathetic.”Power training and BATHING. You have a thing coming up.
>>34301158>[ ] Find Laura, Laura is the queen of training.
>>34301158>>[x] Make up the rules.Who ever cheats the most wins.
>>34300701Voting for this:>>34300885
>>34301158>[ ] Make up the rules. It shall be Hoboball. It's like Calvinball but with hoboes.
>>34301158>[ ] Find Laura, Laura is the queen of training.GET EXCITED!!
>>34301158>[ ] Find Laura, Laura is the queen of training.What could possibly go wrong with having Laura be the drill instructor?
>>34301158>[ ] Make up the rules.uhhh... tag?
>>34301158>[ ] Make up the rules.>[ ] Find Laura, Laura is the queen of training.
>>34300885Voting for this.Also, ideas for training. >Noriko Give energy to bishop, then try to take it back, then put it back in. Should be good control training for both.>Kevin 1. Train using metal and wood at same time, try to make it so that it only does one and not the other. >This determines if his ability ramps up the power to deal with different situations or if the output is steady.2. Try to make the power cleave through, rather than wither. >Allows medical use of his ability>Layla, Laura and GabyTry to hit JJ with a snowball. Delivery method is up to them.Tactics, fitness and teamwork training.
>>34301158>While Layla takes a trip down to the burn wardCrusty, my sides can't take it.
>>34301158>>[ ] Find Laura, Laura is the queen of training.
>>34300743>[ ] Find Laura. Laura is the queen of training.
>LauraObviously far away, thinkgen of JJ. Give her some time. Unless we cuddled with an evil clone last night (her voice sounded funny, funny how?) but that's probably Quesada talking.>[x] Make up the rules. Three men, 2 women and 13 Lasylas enter. Only one leaves.We split into two groups. The searcher team and patheticface team + JJ. JJ's team will have a 30 minute headstart. We'll help hide the Laylas -ALL THE LAYLAS- nearby. Searcher's team will have to find them all within 3 hours. If they win, Pizza is on us.
>>34301158>[ ] Make up the rules.>>34301249 understands what we need to do. Laura should participate, but I think it's time for JJ to beta-up.
>>34301305>(her voice sounded funny, funny how?)She was doing celebrity impressions over the phone, but JJ was too drunk to properly appreciate them.
Welcome to bump limit Tunnel Snakes!
>>34301351Maybe if we ask nice we can convince Crusty to forgo sleep and do a double issue tonight
>>34301343Laura can do a hell of a Steve Buscemi impression.
>[ ] Find Laura, Laura is the queen of training.
>>34301305Same guy, an evil thought just occurred to me. to ensure Layla doesn't cheat in favor of the searcher's team; if she wins, she gets to choose the movieReveal this only if it's clear Layla is giving away her clones locations though.
>>34301343she was flicking her bean to the sound of JJ's voice
>>34301351I wonder if Magneto has piercings in his dick so he can fuck with the force of all-powerful magnetism.
>>34301502Snikting her bub?
>>34301491Sure. Though if she does cheat, then we let Gabby or someone choose the movie.
>>34301529His loves call him 'metal clad'And sometimes the little Juggernaut.
>>34301351God damn, record time.
I'm guessing the healing factor sort of got rid of his hangover. I'm also guessing that since Gambit didn't have a healing factor, he is horribly, horribly hangover.
>>34301601>I'm also guessing that since Gambit didn't have a healing factor, he is horribly, horribly hangover.Yup.
>>34301610He probably drinks constantly though, so he has an inbuilt resistance.
>>34301601>Remy’s glass only ever seems to go down when you’re not lookingI don't think he was really drinking. More like getting us drunk.
>>34301642That's called alcoholism.
>>34301491her voice sounded funny, funny how? I mean, funny like she's a clown? She's here to fucking amuse us? What do you mean funny?
>>34301649Most likely trying to see what we act like when we're drunk and trying to figure out JJ's character for the Blonde Phantom.
>>34301649Hmm... good point
>>34301531she does like cutting herself...
>>34301649>I don't think he was really drinking. More like getting us drunk.Oh most likely.
>[X] Locate the training queen.“Hey, Laura!” You call out, hoping for your voice to carry. Her scent is relatively fresh, so she can’t be too far. When there’s no immediate response, you pull yourself up, heading toward the stairs – though, not before a quick “don’t go anywhere” to your victi– companions. Following her trail, you find her sitting nearby, beside a small outcropping of snow-glazed debris. She’s not alone. Noriko huddles down against the cold beside her, shivering slightly in her honestly kinda inappropriate jacket. Leaning in perilously close to Laura’s face, another girl sits nearby – you soon recognize her as the fairy-looking chick rolling around with Paige and her weirdo friends. She’s talking fast, a big, floppy smile on her face, though you can’t tell what she’s saying at this distance and you’re not sharpening your ears up just to eavesdrop on friends. As you trudge closer, she seems to notice you, glancing up over Laura’s shoulder. A brief panic pass through her eyes (her incredibly creepy, pitch black eyes) and she vanishes in a blast of psychedelic colours, leaving behind her the faint aroma of saffron and candy-canes. Weird. Laura turns to you, watching your approach in silence. Noriko waves. “Hey-up!” >[ ] “What was that about?”>[ ] “Why’re you guys out here?” >[ ] Training time. Take it to the limit, pump it to the max.>[ ] Write in.
>>34301649Trying to seduce us?Well he did say JJ 'looked good'...
>>34301661Get the fuck outta here, Tommy!
>>34301686>>[ ] Training time. Take it to the limit, pump it to the max.Do not allude to secret girltalk. Never ever.
>>34301686>[ ] “What was that about?”Then>[ ] Training time. Take it to the limit, pump it to the max.
>>34301686>[ ] “Why’re you guys out here?”>[ ] Training time. Take it to the limit, pump it to the max.
>[x] “What was that about?”>[x] Training time. Take it to the limit, pump it to the max.Welcome to the Limit.
>>34301686>[ ] Training time. Take it to the limit, pump it to the max.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
>>34301686>[ ] “What was that about?”>[ ] Training time. Take it to the limit, pump it to the max.Something smells fishy and it ain't the fish.
>>34301686>[X] “What was that about?”Better not be tryinna steal our murder waifu.
>>34301686>>[ ] “What was that about?”>>[ ] “Why’re you guys out here?”
>>34301686>[ ] “What was that about?”
>>34301686>>[ ] “What was that about?”>>[ ] Training time. Take it to the limit, pump it to the max. Eye of the Tiger edition
>>34301686>>[ ] Training time. Take it to the limit, pump it to the max.
>>34301739Needs more energy.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDkshOzqreQ
>>34301686>[ ] “What was that about?”>[ ] “Why’re you guys out here?” Right, who wants to train!?The answer is youBoth of you
Now would be a good time to suggest training plans, while we are waiting for CJ next update and being already past bump limit and all.
>>34301686>[ ] “What was that about?”>[ ] Training time. Take it to the limit, pump it to the max. If you're not busy, Laura.
Looks like they wanna beat on some Jack dealers and probably checking if the Corsairs know anything
>>34301790Tag, maybe some one on one fights, group attacks (like Laura, Layla and Lucas against just JJ or JJ, Kevin and Noriko), etc.
>>34301686>[ ] “What was that about?”>[ ] Training time. Take it to the limit, pump it to the max.
>>34301814tag just doesn't really work with Kevin...
>>34301836He can use gloves or be the ref.
>>34301814Good for the acrobatic guys (Laura, JJ, Gaby and maybe Noriko if we can stand a few third degree burns -and that 'we' includes Gaby-).
>>34301814Tag/Keep-away catch for mobility and Kevin power-control? Would seem a bad idea to ask Kevin to play normal tag.
>>34301686>[ ] Training time. Take it to the limit, pump it to the max.
>[X] “What was that about?”>[X] Take it to the limit, pump it to the max.“What was that about?” You nod in the direction of the dissipating colour-swell still fuzzing up the air. Laura seems to think carefully for a moment, her gaze dipping toward the ground. She looks… kinda more confused than usual. “I don’t know.” She eventually admits.“Yeah.” Interjects Noriko, her voice bobbing up and down in the cold. “She just sorta popped up and started asking Laura loads of questions.” Laura nods. “She has done this before.” Huh. “Huh.” That’s weird. “That’s weird.” “Totally.” Says Nori. “She’s kinda funny, though. In a dopey sort of way. Anyhow, what’s up with you?” “Training.” You say.She raises an eyebrow. “Ah…” Sighing, she lifts herself up out of the snow and stretches her back, yawning quietly. “Yeah, well, you can count me out of that…” >[ ] Persuade.>[ ] Bribe.>[ ] Taunt. >[ ] Eh whatever, horses, water, etc. >[ ] Write in.
>>34301992>[ ] Bribe."If you and the others train with me, we'll go see a movie."
>>34301992>[ ] Persuade."Don't you want to be in tip top form when finally do something about the Jack dealers?"
I wonder if Paige will attack us this time too?>probably trupspaCaptcha says she'll go after Trupspa.
>>34301992>[ ] Persuade.>[ ] Bribe.
>>34301992>"If you and the others train with me, we'll go see a movie." tommrrowafter I rent a motell so we can all get showered up
>>34302012Are there still drive-in cinemas, or something that doesn't require Nori to be confined within a building with lots of electricity around?
>>34301774>dos gym scenes>dat hotel room scene>dos blatantly lustful stares>dem eyes full jelly10/10 would go gay Arnold
>>34302042>Are there still drive-in cinemasYeah, but I think only during the Spring/Summer and they're pretty rare.
>>34301992>[x] Emotionally blackmail'aww man, me and the others are going to miss you'
>>34301992>>[ ] Persuade.
>>34302042>drive ins in urban new york>in the winterkekjust have her shoot her electricity load before we go
>>34302023Let's go with this, better than my crap.
>>34301992>>[ ] Persuade."Are you sure? I can bitch and whine with the best, yaknow."And I'm falling asleep, so I'll catch up in the morning.Nobody do anything we'll regret, allright?
>>34302042Super rare and tend to only be open during the summer.The one near my place got burned down and we had a 2 year long debate on whether to rebuild it or not because finding a screen that size is so damn hard.
>>34301992>[ ] Persuade. It's good to git gud and control your powers, plus exercise is healthy ya lazybutt>[ ] Bribe. Movie bribe>[ ] Flaunt. Majestic Lizard-Elf muscles and nigh-Spiderbooty, show off agility and stuff.
>>34302082We should really buy her a chargable car battery with an electric engine attached to it, so she can get rid of excess power without Lucas
>>34302108Seconding. It's the perfect combo.Who can resist the Crackbitch Spiderbooty?No one.
>>34302108>and nigh-SpiderbootyDoes JJ only get Spiderbooty at level 5, or does his ass get nicer as the levels get higher?
>>34302023>>34302036>>34302060>>34302099>>34302108>Persuade Check>DC13>+2 modifier
>>34302142Maybe have her power a lightbulb for as long as possible without overloading it?
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>34302169
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>34302169
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>34302169
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>34302169Rolling
>>34302185silver tongued devil
Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>34302169Da booty
Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>34302169GO TIME!!
>>34302162His ass becomes more... aerodynamic. Probably Namor tier right now. 9/10 would destroy alternate Earths with Thanos tier. It regrets nothing.
>>34302186Damnit, but at least we passed.
>>34302183>>34302184The dice gods laugh at our attempt at rolling. The only reason >>34302185 is here is to lift us up, so the fall will worse.
>>34302221I thought I was gonna be rolling a one, honestly.>>34302211>Probably Namor tier right now.How good is that?
>>34302211Is Namor-tier above or below Nightwing tier for booties?
>>34302235Namor is the manslut of the seas.
>>34302235Namor gets a lot of women, not Spidey level. hH also dislikes redheads from what I can remember from one comic page.
>>34302281pretty dang, with a +2 bonus against married blondes
>>34302300this is why typing in the mods is a waste time
>>34302300My reply was delayed for some reason. It said it was accepted but I kept hitting updated and never got anything.
>>34302281Kinda meh honestly but Susan Storm seems to like it.
>>34302336Yet more proof that this is the Dice Gods' world, we're just playing in it.
>>34302261No one can rival the Dick, all the ladies love Dick, hell even I love Dick.
>>34302337>Kinda meh honestly but Susan Storm seems to like it.JJ ends up sleeping with Invisible Woman.
>>34302388I don't see it happening
>>34302403>I don't see it happeningNeither did she.
>>34302385Truer words were never spoken.
>>34302388How awkward is fully invisible sex? Like all participants are invisible.
>>34302462It's about as awkward as finding a disembodied vagina in a haystack.
>>34302426See the steam comming off of him? Yeah, that hot.
>>34302462>How awkward is fully invisible sex? Like all participants are invisible.Would the fluids be invisible or not?
>>34302462Sounds like sex at night with the lights off.Pretty sure when your that entwined with someone visibility is not really required to explore them.
>>34302507JJ didn't explain how long his ghost pee stays invisible after he pisses it out!
>>34302462Well, JJ has super-senses, so he'd probably be fine.
>>34302447>>34302473Guys, I don't see what's so funny about this
>>34302535>Guys, I don't see what's so funny about thisNeither does Ruth Aldine.
>>34302424>>34302549You two are bad at this.
>>34302571>You two are bad at this.
>>34302535Eye don't understand it either
>(1/2)>>34302185>18>buenoThink fast. “Okay, you could do that.” Yes, she could. No need to confirm it, JJ, jeez. “But we’re gonna be seeing a lot more shit pretty soon, a lot of it probably involving the guys responsible for Jack.” She stops. The air crackles around her shoulders. “Plus, uh, we’re gonna see movie after.” Yep, that’s right, that’s something that will happen. As of now. For a moment or two there is only the silence of stones, her distant, faceless quiet calling attention to how quiet the scar can be. You’re waiting for that sudden, quicksilver shock up the back of your spine, that indicator that something’s about to go wrong. But it never comes. Instead, she just turns around, looking entirely defeated. “Alright.” She mutters, barely above a whisper. Alright. You turn to Laura. “So, uh, what would you recommend? Like, for all of us?” She looks up at you, her eyes suddenly reminding you of the night before, of the softness of her breath, of her warmth. She smiles very slightly.
>>34302731brace for suffering
>>34302771It's fiiiiiiine, anon.
>(2/2)Thirty minutes later, after a brief warm-up run through the snow, you and the gang are taking a breather in the courtyard beside the nearby school. Laura takes the opportunity to explain her plan to you, and suddenly this is starting to seem less and less like a good idea. “That… that can’t be fair…” “It is…” She insists. “…fair enough.” Enough. You don’t like ‘enough’. “Your abilities make you the best candidate.” Elaborates Laura, her tone leaving about as much room for argument as a ton of solid steel from above. “You are the fastest, you possess the greatest manual dexterity, you have the ability of flight. In any other scenario you would be unchallenged.” “Yeah… maybe…” Maybe, operative word. “…but, I mean, isn’t it a little dangerous?” “If you can’t perform acceptably here you will surely die later.” She says, absolutely deadpan. Okay. “I think this is a good idea.” Says Layla, grinning broadly. Urgh. Laura nods in acknowledgement. “We will begin on the count of three. You” – she motions to the others – “will have thirty seconds to cover as much ground as possible. You may use your mutant abilities in any way that is not directly offensive. The pursuer” – this time she turns in your direction – “will then enter the game. Once you have been caught, you are out. Are there any questions?” Silence. >[ ] Yes! Questions! [insert] >[ ] Nope, you’re good.>[ ] Objection! For [insert] reasons!>[ ] Write in.
>>34302731>playing the Jack cardNo, JJ, nooo! You should've used the booty!
>>34302792>>[ ] Nope, you’re good.
>>34302792>[ ] Write in."What about you?"
>>34302792>[ ] PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
>>34302792>[ ] Nope, you’re good.
>>34302403I can't believe that we've managed to avoid that pun for so long despite playing an invisible man.
>>34302792>[ ] Nope, you’re good.LETS DO THIS
>>34302792>>[ ] Yes! Questions! What will you be doing?>>[ ] Nope, you’re good.
>>34302842she's... had 'training' already.the kind that means nothing at this level can push her any higher.
>>34302844>[ ] PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT>>34301739>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
>[x] Objection! For [insert] reasons!"I can smell you guys all the way from here to the Empire State. in the spirit of fairness, I demand you blind me with a whiff of perfume or something"
>>34302792>[ ] Yes! Questions! [insert] "What's the safe word in case somebody breaks something by accident?"
>>34302792>>[ ] Nope, you’re good.laura has great plans
>>34302844Heaven or Hell, lets rock!
>>34302899ARGH!seems to cover it
>>34302792>How many Laylas do I need to catch?
>>[ ] Yes! Questions! What will you be doing?>>[ ] Nope, you’re good.
>>34302959One clone to rule them all.
>>34302792>[ ] Nope, you’re good.Let's start!
>[X] Push It. You let the silence drag on, rolling your shoulders and crouching down to one knee. The snow hisses, barely perceptible, against your palms. You’re good. You’ll have this wrapped up before lunch. Possibly. Layla might be trouble. She will have to fall first. You nod, indicating that you’re reading, and Laura raises three fingers into the air. “One!” You breathe deep, letting their scents weave their way through your skull, pinning them down in your grey matter. “Two!” Your claws nudge, just very slightly, at the walls of your fingertips. It’s an excitement thing, you guess. “Three!” Kicking up tufts of snow in their wake, they dart of in different directions, vanishing into the desolation of the scar. Thirty, twenty-nine, twenty-eight, twenty-seven… -------------------------------------------------------------------->HMQ85: END>Congratulations! You've earned an X-Point!>Congratulations! You’ve got a cool James Bond watch! >Congratulations! Some Relationships improved a bit! Back at the Tabbycat, Ted had four friends with him. Three were at the table at the time. One was missing. Who was that friend?
>>34303120Animal Affinity or bank
>>34303120>>Congratulations! Some Relationships improved a bit!Some you say. Mysterious.
>>34303120Animal Affinity, we will use our squirrel pals to track all the Laylas
>>34303120How many x-points do we have?Also, BANK!
>>34303120Thanks for running crusty!Wish i knew my villains better.Voting for X point bank please.when run next?
>>34303120 Animal Affinity
>>34303120Bank, whether it be for Spiderbooty, steel-cutting claws, better tasers, or whatever.
>>34303120Overdrive? Speed Demon?
>>34303208>>34303174>>34303172>>34303160man people, if this isent a samefag then at least put more than the power name. Shit like this is disconcerting
>>34303120>Animal Affinitywill be perfect to track them down
>>34303120BANK pls.I don't want to burn up that Utility slot now when we have existing powers to upgrade.
>>34303120Electrostatic cloud generation
>>34303240BANG! Speed Demon was indeed missing, having collapsed, drunk, in the bathroom.>>34303206She was there.YOU NOW HAVE TWO X-POINTSVoting will commence momentarily.
>>34303136>>34303146>>34303160>>34303172>>34303174>>34303178>>34303208>>34303230>>34303238>>34303262Wait what. I don't.
>>34303274You're a funny anon.
>>34303275>YOU NOW HAVE TWO X-POINTSClaws 2
>>34303275Genetic Mimicry to better infiltrate the party right guys? guys?
>>34303275Animal Affinity + Taser Hands 2: The Taser-handening.
>>34303120Claws 2 pls
>>34303300Why not just get Adhesive 2 and be invisible on the ceiling all the time?
>>34303303That would require three.
CLAWS!changed from bank.
I'm for taserhands and or claws
I wonder what happened to all the guys who wanted Healing vitae last thread.
>>34303317>AA 1 = 1 xp>Taserhands 2 = primary = 2-1 = 1xp
>>34303317Hurry up, we're on page 9.
>>34303275Claws 2 based Crusty>>34303316Although I am equally down for this.
>>34303332We'd need three points to get it, which we don't have
>>34303347Taserhands isn't primary.
>>34303275Taser 2 please, it should be able to knock out most peak humans and possibly some tougher guys too.
>>34303291We can already use Chat if we need spy squirrels. We don't have a way to kill every camera within a block radius if we need to give the group cover to escape to safety.
>>34303332Guess they want AA now?
>>34303347Only Senses and Invisibility were primary mutations.
>>34303332the genetic memory guy(s) from last thread probably got some illwill>>34303348tg isn't that fast a board anon
Quick numbered vote. Remember the rules, guys. Nothing but the number. No greentext, quotes, etc. Post,>1 for ANIMAL AFFINITY>2 for CLAWS & FANGS>3 for ELECTROSTATIC TOUCH>5 to BANKREMEMBER THE RRRRRRULES!
>>34303361Thought it was locked as one of our three primary powers, with Agility/Healing/Str secondary, and Adhesive and one other tertiary. Derp, my bad.
>>34303350Oh. I thought it was just 2 points.
>>34303363Err... you can't do that with anything actually. The electrostatic cloud has a limited range.
>>34303507I don't get the joke.
THE CLAWS WILL RISE AGAINthough seriously, probably vote for tasers after this myself.
>>34303507Huh, I was wondering what option 4 was. Thought it would be adhesive touch.
Speed was on the boat, wasn't he? He was the man sized blur.
>>34303525Does it look like I'm fucking joking?
>No autonomic sequencing => muscle memory / kinesics anons this thread.Ah well, maybe next time.
I really think we should try to get more levels in our primary/secondary/tertiary powers before getting blinded by the array of extrapolatives. Honestly I think the fact that they all stay available was a strange choice by Crusty, as we have enough options to fuel shitstorms mid-thread now. That only really happened with the phasebros before.
>>34303576Since it's not funny, no.
Claws wins with 10 votes.
ANIMAL AFFINITY8>>34303396>>34303403>>34303422>>34303431>>34303438>>34303453>>34303472>>34303514CLAWS & FANGS9>>34303395>>34303404>>34303407>>34303426>>34303429>>34303440>>34303461>>34303468>>34303485ELECTROSTATIC TOUCH8>>34303413>>34303419>>34303435>>34303436>>34303439>>34303441>>34303445>>34303489
CLAWS & FANGS it is! Slice, dice, etc.
>>343036019 votes manand AA was 8.
>>34303619Anon, it's over.
Woah, I never noticed this extrapolative before.>MAGNETIC MESH CHARGE>Requires: Level 3 Subdermal Bioweave, Level 3 Electrostatic Touch>Cost: 1>JJ runs a current through his mesh armour, charging with a reversed magnetic field. This increases the resistance that ferrous materials will experience when breaching his skin.That's a pretty interesting way to improve JJ's durability against bullets.
>>34303605>>34303615Claws has 10 votes you missed one, you suck at this.>>34303405
>>34303613>CLAWS & FANGS it is!Fuck yeah!
>>34303619Look at him.Look at him and laugh.Also this outcome makes me suspect that Animal Affinity folk, let's call them "Affurries", are a vocal minority.
Why are we getting Claws 2? I don't understand why you guys want it
>>34303637Has a link in the post, Therefore does NOT count.Old rule of Crustys vote offs.You sir, suck at this.
>>34303613This is the "can cut through steel" tier, right?>Mfw this quest has been running for so long and we're only just now voting to put more points into Claws.
I kinda hope we get zapped by Nori next thread. We could then go for Electrostatic and keep with the power mimic/chameleon theme.
>>34303662Or that people who jumped on board AA saw that they could get Claws 2 instead, and banked on that
>>34303667We can cut through steel now.>>34303672>This is the "can cut through steel" tier, right?Yes.>>34303674No, that theme is annoying now. Plus I hate having our power choices dictated for us by those fanatics that follow it.
>>34303667Steel cutting utility, for the main part.
>>34303637You're right anon, I did. Thank you for pointing out my mistake.
>>34303667>I don't understand why you guys want itI'm still looking to get Autonomic Sequencing + Muscle Memory and Kinesics, but I guess the folks who usually push for it weren't around today.I voted for Claws because I didn't want to see Animal Affinity win, and cutting through steel is pretty fucking useful.
>>34303636Bullets, pointy ends, and blades! Adamantium can't be stopped by armor, but magnets work wonders with it.
>>34303389>4 is missingdid you like. forget Genetic Mimicry but plan to include it?
>>34303687Every power we have had access to is because we were exposed to it. At least the initial base power anyway. You can find folks for them through all the archives with the exception of the first few were we went with the chameleon theme.Not really restricted.
>>34303613Alright, now that we're done for the day I have to ask, how much would Laura have appreciated us brushing our teeth before heading to bed?
>>34303711What, for the two people who wanted it?
>>34303705I'm pretty neutral about it, as combat really isn't everything. But I can see it's a decent idea with merit.
>>34303715>Not really restricted.Yes, because of people wanting to stick with a "plan" of just copying everyone we come across.
>>34303662 I was 10 seconds late...
>>34303708on a meta level:Bad idea. Magneto controls magnetic powers. we would be having the same weakness as Laura and wolverine.
>>34303672That's because people jumped on the new shinies every time they could.
>>34303672>Mfw this quest has been running for so long we're voting to put more points into Claws.
>>34303705Why didn't you want to see AA win?
>>34303705True that, no idea what brought up the AA crowd so fiercely today.
>>34303731No. Thats your perception of it. Folks are quite happy to go off on a cool tangent.
>>34303715Except photo, though considering the whole ship debacle, it's highly likely we ran into someone like that.
>>34303762>Folks are quite happy to go off on a cool tangent.When?
>>34303724Well why else did he skip the number 4 if not SOMETHING was missing, and what else was mentioned?
>>34303708Getting both Bioweave and Electrostatic to 3 would take a lot of points though, unfortunately. I doubt we could convince people to save up for them.>>34303747Because I personally don't like it. That's really all there is to it, I don't have any deep reasoning to give you.>>34303727Both Claws and Muscle Memory have many more uses outside of just combat, anon.
>>34303734I'm pretty sure it has an on/off switch anon. Can we get some confirmation on this, Crusty?
>>34303778He could be tired and mistyped 5 instead of 4.>>34303785>Because I personally don't like it. That's really all there is to it, I don't have any deep reasoning to give you.Not that anon, but I totally understand. I disagree with the choice, but I understand.
>>34303748Samefagging.>>34303776The geointuitive vision power springs to mind for this.
>>34303732Sorry man, it happens some times.
>>34303734Except Laura and Wolverine had their bones bonded with metal at one point or another (I think thats how it went.) JJ's claws are still 100% organic. I think.
>>34303803>The geointuitive vision power springs to mind for this.JJ met Cyclops when he was younger.
>>34303785Most powers do have out-of-combat uses. Some of them are more interesting then claws, in my mind. I'd rather not discuss why, as power discussions lead to shitstorms.
I just wanna say I'm glad we were able to keep the power politics to the end today. Proud of you!
>>34303734Yoo wouldn't be magnetized all the time.
>>34303785It's not like it'd be only for magnet armor though. Bioweave is something people instantly agreed to upgrade when it appeared, and the more Volts the more better.
>>34303803>samefagging, because he doesn't want to believe people actually like Animal Affinity or its extrapolatives
>>34303830Did not know Cyclops had that, i thought he was just so trained that he could pull stupid stunts with it.
>>34303835Same, Crusty's break from the thread really helped.
>>34303864The explanation varies.
>>34303859Quite happy to believe that anon, but when 3/4 posts that are identical pop up right next to each other, it looks fishy as all hell. Want me not to accuse? put more than just the power in the damn post.
>>34303803Not samefagging, just observing they didn't seem nearly as active last time from what I recall.
>>34303851we really need to bank more.there are much higher priorities than level 1 animal affinity.heaing vitae or upgraded existing powers.
>>34303667Improved H2H.Stacks with strength, which taserhands does not.
>>34303884He was answering your wonder about why Affurries seemed more numerous and active.He was accusing them, not you.
>>34303882wha, but putting more then just the power in the post could easily fucking cause samefagging. Are you retarded?
>>34303828I think he was referring to the Magnetic Mesh, which technically would make him vulnerable to magnetic manipulation, because magnetic fields interact with one-another.
>>34303886I'd say upgrades, tasers would be nice to have better knockout power or a ranged option. Alternatively, better mobility things so we can run instead of fight.
>>34303828What if JJ's claws are like spider fangs?Shit has tons of metal in it,
>>34303886since we got Claws 2 today next on my list is Echolocation and Wings 3.
>>34303906English, doth thou speak it?I presume you mean to say that it wouldn't change anything. But if it makes people take longer to type shit out just a bit, would help even out the perception immensely. This is an argument about what it seems.
>>34303882It's easier to samefag fake posts with encouragements or other dumb shit to fool the five minute counter then to post identical posts
>>34303886>there are much higher priorities than level 1 animal affinity.Like muscle memory.
>>34303904Ah, my mistake. Single comment replies like that tend to look more like accusations the longer you spend on 4chins.
>>34303958Huh, if you say so.
>>34303983I know so, I've done it in quests like Hellborn that don't do by the numbers votes often
>>34303959Might be cool. Do the Taskmaster thing and watch random shit on tv to get skills like improving your golf swing and whatnot.
>>34303662Look, just because you want to get Genetic Mimicry so you can turn this into a homeless transvestite quest doesn't mean you need to start insulting everyone who doesn't share your degenerate world views.
>>34303886>healing vitaethat's pretty far down my list of priorities (around the bottom) but I agree with the rest, upgrading our existing arsenal is best course of action right now, we can't beat everyone with 16 level 1 powers, and we need to make our basic stuff not-shit.
>>34303983Can't make the same post less than 5 minutes apart.Any variation reduces the timer to 1 minute.Hence, number only and nothing else.
>>34304042Don't forget the vampire brain eating
>>34304039I was thinking more rapidly learning better stealth techniques from Laura. JJ uses his invisibility as a crutch, if he was as good at stealthy shit as she is on top of it he'd be a total ghost.
>>34304056Ah right.well that makes sense, thanks.
>>34304090>I was thinking more rapidly learning better stealth techniques from Laura.Agreed.Be like Batman, but without tech and with superpowers.
>>34304090Yeah, that was the commonly mentioned one. But JJ seems like the kinda guy that would use that would use that power to watch Iron Chef and git gud at mincing and whatnot afterwards.
>>34303732>I was 10 seconds late...What?No, you were 4 minutes late.
>>34304146He could watch Iron Chef, Mission: Impossible and The Silence of the Lambs all at the same time.
>>34304058yesdelicious brainscan't forget brain eating
>>34304146Whoops, record skipped there. But yeah, I can see JJ being more excited about mundane utility first then following Laura's observation of how it will make training more efficient.
I want chlorophyll sometme down the road, mostly to see JJ freak out from his blood turning green
>>34304090we know, it gets advertised every thread.
>>34304220isent that the stuff that would accidentally mutate plants we bleed on that then react to defend us?e.g. flying trees, flowers that have flame spouting abilitys etc.
>>34304269it also does that yes
So close yet so far to Warp Spasm, though I like if we ever do get it JJ's agility and strength will probably far exceed the initial requirements
>>34304289I wonder how that will affect it.Same for having wings, too.
>>34304322Berserker JJ being even faster and stronger as well as having the ability to achieve liftoff? Probably a bad thing for surrounding populations.
>>34304289>WARP-SPASM>Requires: Level 3 Claws & Fangs, Level 3 Healing Factor, Level 2 Enhanced Agility, Level 2 Enhanced Strength, Level 2 Electrostatic Touch.>Cost: 2>JJ may enter a horrific riastrad, his features contorting, muscles expanding, and flesh producing intense levels of metabolic heat. His blood and saliva become nearly akin to liquid fire. He becomes immensely stronger and faster, but loses all but the barest vestiges of self-control, lashing out indiscriminately at his surroundings. The ability is exhausting and temporarily drops his Healing Factor by a level in the aftermath.Good luck convincing anyone to actually buy this, considering the kind of backlash we saw for Dragonbreath. JJ already has issues controlling his predatory nature, I doubt most anons in these threads would want to exacerbate that.
>>34304289That is a good point. Getting Warp Spasm to help control it could be quite useful. I think praising the sun to keep hunger lower could help with that too.
>>34304363We already Warp Spasm, dude. I'm thinking this version of Warp Spasm would allow some more control over it
It looks like getting Claws Rank 2 unlocked a whole mess of possible extrapolatives.>ELBOW BLADES>Requires: Level 2 Claws & Fangs>Cost: 1>This ability allows JJ to protrude a pair of long, razor-sharp biological blades from his elbows. They have all the qualities that his current Claws & Fangs level bestows. >ELBOW SPINES>Requires: Level 2 Claws & Fangs, Elbow Blades>Cost 1>This ability allows JJ to extend his elbow blades atop a set of chitinous, spiny cords, roughly two meters in length. These cords are moderately prehensile. >FOREARM PLATES>Requires: Level 2 Claws & Fangs>Cost: 1>JJ becomes capable of protruding a set of armoured bone structures across his forearms and hands. These plates to not cover his joints, but they do provide a certain level of protection to this area, and can be used to block nasty attacks.>SPINAL TAIL>Requires: Level 3 Claws & Fangs>Cost: 2>JJ becomes capable of extending a highly prehensile, chitinous tail. It is moderately dexterous and possesses a serrated barb equivalent to his current level in Claws & Fangs. >ELECTROSTATIC EMITTERS (TAIL)>Requires: Level 3 Claws & Fangs, Spinal Tail, Level 2 Electrostatic Touch>Cost: 2>JJ’s tail becomes capable of delivering an electrical shock one level less powerful than that described in his current level of Electrostatic Touch.Tail could be useful if we upgrade electrostatic, on top of all the other uses for a prehensile tail.
>>34304360That'd make a fight with Riastrad!JJ and Hulk fucking awesome.>>34304363Well, with the power it'd become more acceptable.
>>34304476Don't forget horns
>>34304475I know that we do, but nothing in the description seems to indicate it would let him be that much better at controlling it, or at least not enough to be worth the possibility of a rampage. It just says he "loses all but the BAREST vestiges of self control" and "lashes out indiscriminately".
>>34304476>2 prehensile, 2 meter long elbow tentacle-bladesShit, that's pretty fucking metal
>>34304500Oh right, I forgot about the horns.>>34304511We'd basically be Omega Red.
>>34304500>Don't forget hornsAnd Crusty did say they were similar to Loki's horns, albeit smaller and more gnarled.I asked about it in an earlier thread, though I forget which one
>>34304476>All those juicy upgrades that only cost one or two points.I could totally go for Elbow Blades/Spines + the tail. Plates could be cool too, if it lets us go all Wonder Woman when attacked.
>>34304556I'd rather just do blades and tail, if we buy any.
>>34304569Tail needs lvl 3. I'd say Elbow blade/tentacles are good enough.
>>34304585True, but I'm not sure about the tentacles.How prehensile is moderately prehensile?
>>34304569Yeah, I'm more interested in the prehensile shit than having armor. Imagine how tricky JJ could be if he had three extra prehensile limbs (two arm blades/tentacles and a tail)?
>>34304585The thing about the tail is it makes it even harder for us to interact with normal society.
>>34304596Lady Deathstrike would need to prepare getting her shit wrecked
>>34304585Level 3 Claws and Fangs might be worth pursuing anyway. What level is Adamantium-tier?>>34304605No, it doesn't. Much like the claws, all of these upgrades are retractable.
>>34304476Why can't crusty just link these mysterious pastebins in his OP copypasta?why won't he update his notes
>>34304605I'm thinking the tail would function the same as wings, claws and fangs in that they would probably go back into our body
>>34304632Someone should link them to his twitter just so he remembers to include them in the OP of the next thread. These are all the ones I have.http://pastebin.com/UuVeJFighttp://pastebin.com/zFvxDsKihttp://pastebin.com/JYrcDPPkhttp://pastebin.com/98mpGLrh
>>34304681>http://pastebin.com/zFvxDsKiCrusty never posted this one. Just the other three.https://archive.moe/tg/search/text/pastebin.com/username/Crusty/type/posts/That is fanmade. You can see it has a different author.
>>34304777Well dang. Was that one made because Crusty wasn't putting together one for base powers, or does a Crusty-made one exist?
>>34304632Those are all in the Extrapolatives pastebin, which is the second one Crusty always posts in the OP.
>still haven't gone into space>still haven't traveled through timeJJ will never be an X-men at this rate
>>34304895Good, young x-men either die or become wallpaper.