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In the three weeks you’ve been in the mortal realm, you’ve turned an Inquisitorial vessel into a mobile shrine to Khorne. The Forge is currently working full tilt to produce new weaponry for the cultists onboard under the supervision of Wormbag. Hab Floors 1 and 2 have been repurposed into a series of Gladiatorial Pits, where the humans have been fighting for the honor of serving under you. The Pits have done wonders for the overpopulation problem and in weeding out the weak, but the most important thing is that they’ve contributed a fair amount of skulls and blood in the Blood God’s name.

All that might be well and good, but you need something proper to fight before you go crazy. Your one hope is that the planet ahead of you will hold a challenge worthy of your growing legacy.

What little did you know of what was waiting for you on the surface...

Welcome to Khornette Quest.
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>>34259772

Twitter: @ELHMk1
Normal Run Time: Thursdays @ 8pm EST (GMT-5)
Archive Link (includes sup/tg/, foolz, waifu reference, and other such info):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZlPV-W2T9xDEzsSxYq8OLHnB7CKfB0eUAQyH4vj2lU8/edit?usp=sharing

Cinder’s Character Sheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10H9COxlc2Qaqkx5DTaihQJHazhc-_KKIS-Aon-VxluA/edit?usp=sharing

If you’re a die-hard lover of canon, I suggest you turn away now. I’d like to think I’ll do Chaos justice here though. The key thing at the end of the day is to have fun, whatever that means in this instance.

All rolls will go against a specified characteristic in the style of Black Crusade. You’ll want to roll under the characteristic value in order to pass the check. The more degrees of success (every multiple of 10 counts as 1), the more awesome of a result. A 1 is a guaranteed success, and a 100 is a guaranteed failure.

Best of three rolls when it’s called for, with a 1 or a 100 instantly taking precedence. If multiple characteristics are being rolled for, each 1d100 counts for its respective test. Any rolls prior to the call for one and those not linking said post will be ignored.

You may burn (i.e. gone forever) 10 infamy to completely reroll a check (i.e. three new 1d100). If you have above 10 infamy, you are allowed a single additional 1d100 roll for any check during a session.

If you have any questions/etc, now’s the time. Otherwise, I’ll push the first update in about 10 minutes

Excessive meta goes to QTG. Blatant Samefaggotry will be ignored.
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>>34259772
>What little did you know of what was waiting for you on the surface...
HAT SHOPPING
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“It’s Ydumee, not Ydumcc.”

“Is it now? Well close enough right?”

You sigh frustratedly and give Acerea a disapproving stare. Sure, without her you wouldn’t even have known where the Slayer of Raptor was headed. Nor would you be able to control where the ship, your ship, exited the Warp. But did she have to completely vegetate the Navigator?

“This one time, maybe. Is it really that hard to get proper information out of the mushroom upstairs?”

“Mmm, I’d say it’s more a boon that he’s even able to vocalize at all.” The Plaguebearer accents her remark with a shrug before she sinks lower into her own little segmented portion of the bloodbath. Magos Lazerus had done a surprisingly good job with your specifications, making it so even Acerea’s naturally-occurring pestilence didn’t affect the purity of the blood in your pool. “So Ydumee then. Anything special about it?”

You growl and toss the data slate you were holding aside. “No. Absolutely nothing of note in the monkey databases. It’s just another frontier world out in the Golgenna Reach. I’ll be lucky if there’s even a wild beast worthy of hunting there.”

Hunting. Not even a real fight. Barely even a test of skill for one of your caliber. Unless it happened to be a leviathan. Or an ape encased within power armor. Now THOSE might be worthy prey.

“Always the pessimist, my dear Cinder. Gaelos must have wanted to go there for a reason.”

“Mortals don’t have reasons. They’re creatures of instincts which we feed on.”

“Oh I know you don’t believe that entirely. You’re just restless since there’s no one to fight with.”

The skull you’re currently using as a stress ball gives a creak as your tail’s grip on it tightens. She was right, loathe as you are to admit it aloud.

(cont)
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>>34259920

Before you can formulate a proper reply, a subtle rumbling signifies the Raptor’s exit from the Warp. Your microbead begins buzzing right on cue.

“Sorry to interrupt, but we have a problem.” Proditus sounds way more nervous than usual. The kind of nervous that invokes the mental image of the Astropath drowning in a pool of his own sweat. It’s rather impressive his heart’s still working, actually.

“Unless it’s a problem that I can tear in two and fill a chalice with…”

“Um… It’s complicated. You might want to come up here.”

That catches you off guard. The whimpering mortal knows better than to give you suggestions by now. Whatever’s going on must be serious.

Acerea beats you to a reply. “We’ll be up shortly sweetie~”

Five minutes later you’re glaring at a screen filled with an overlay of the space around Ysai Ydumee. And what’s there isn’t good. Two Imperial Navy vessels are in separate geosynchronous orbits above each of the main continents. The first, a Vengeance Class Grand Cruiser christened the Faithful Inferno, is resupplying with raw materials brought up via the spaceport near the capital city on the Northern Continent. The second is a Nova Class Frigate: the Heaven’s Thunder. It’s currently unloading every single piece of equipment into a dig site on the Southern Continent.

Which wouldn’t be a problem if the Space Marines on the Thunder weren’t trying to raise the Raptor on comms. They haven’t powered their weapons yet though, so there’s that.

(cont)
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>>34259937

If it weren’t for the message Proditus had sent out prior to you reaching him, you might just think the Thunder was here at Gaelos’ request and the Inferno was undergoing a routine layover. But now you’re not so sure. A Dauntless Class vessel like the Raptor might be able to sink a Nova without issue. The Grand Cruiser behind it though? It could vaporize the Raptor without taking so much as a scratch.

Every being present, ranging from Acerea to Mr. Silent to Small-Horn, is waiting for you to make a judgement call. The bridge is eerily quiet.

> [1] They want to talk? We’ll talk. (Fel)
> [2] Marines don’t send Daemons Emperor’s Day cards for a reason. Someone else should do the talking. Someone who ISN’T a being of Chaos. (Fel)
> [3] Haha, talking. The only talking you do is with Torpedos.
> [4] Contact the Faithful Inferno instead. You’ve got a Rosette. (Fel)
> [5] Buy time by faking a mechanical problem. You need to pour through Gaelos’ files again (Per)
> [6] Write in

(You cannot combine other options with #5. This isn't the kind of thing you can delegate)
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>>34259953
>> [2] Marines don’t send Daemons Emperor’s Day cards for a reason. Someone else should do the talking. Someone who ISN’T a being of Chaos. (Fel)
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>>34259953
>[5] Buy time by faking a mechanical problem. You need to pour through Gaelos’ files again (Per)
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>>34259953
> [4] Contact the Faithful Inferno instead. You’ve got a Rosette. (Fel)
no idea what this entails but it sounds fun, and using our rosette sounds fun
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>>34260039

Sounds like we'd be playing the old "I'm an Inquisitor and they're heretics" card.

Which could go either way, really.
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>>34259953
>[5] Buy time by faking a mechanical problem. You need to pour through Gaelos’ files again (Per)
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>>34259953
>[4] Contact the Faithful Inferno instead. You’ve got a Rosette. (Fel)
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>all those 30-point checks
why op
why
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Well we're tied at the moment between abusing the Rosette and going through the files attached to said Rosette. Guess I'll wait a bit longer.

>>34260159
No one said anything worth doing was easy.

That said, you don't ever really see the +/- modifiers to checks for a reason. Things like good write-in lines and ideas tend to help.
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>>34259953
> [4] Contact the Faithful Inferno instead. You’ve got a Rosette. (Fel)
No idea what we'd actually say to them but whatever.
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>34259953
>5

Get them to relay that the Vox was damaged during transit as a few 'Heretics' summoned a demon, then tried to take the ship. The issue was easily resolved, but the damage to the equipment is still being repaired.

Technically, none of that information was false, so it lends credibility...

Might be worth getting our psyker slave to impersonate the 'good' inquisitor when the time comes...
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>>34259953

(Well in the interests of moving things along...)

‘You,” you jab a claw at one of the three tech priests standing in for Magos Lazerus. “Come up with technical blather about how our vox was damaged and stall for time. Use a fire and smoke signals if you have to.”

The tech priest in question glances from side to side then begins conversing in binary cant with his fellows. Finally, he resumes his speech in low gothic.

++The primary Vox unit’s Machine Spirit has been in hiding since entry into the Warp. Is this sufficient?++

“It will have to do… Buys time to look through those damned files again.” You run a hand through your hair in frustration. “I’m a daemon damn it, not a secretary.”

Acerea giggles and starts to shoo the others present away. “Well you heard her. Go about your tasks and let one of us know if something happens. Or if they don’t bite the bait.”

(Roll for Perception)
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>34260482
woo 30
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>34260482
Hmmm
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>34260482

Eyes for the Eye Throne
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>>34260500
>>34260543
>>34260548

Cool, you can read today. Writing...
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>>34260482

Between Acerea and yourself the pair of you tear through Gaelos’ files like a chainsword through butter. Like most Inquisitors though, he had an infuriating habit of not keeping a paper trail. Vague notes, times, and references that are all more confusing than a Lord of Change’s pocketbook. Just when you’re about to throw the pile of data slates into the wall, a single line catches your eye:

“Experiment 18D: Failure. Relic on Yd still an unknown.”

So there’s a link between whatever is on the surface and the grizzly rituals he was performing on the side. And since he qualified it as a “relic,” that justifies why there’s a Space Marine vessel in orbit. Or maybe you’re assuming too much and Proditus’ message of “Help we’re being attacked by daemons” was received loud and clear.

Only one way to find out.

> [1] Time to answer the phone, personally. (Fel)
> [2] Daemons do not answer the phone. (Fel)
> [3] Continue the “Vox is broken” story until the Raptor is in orbit
> [4] Write in
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>>34260752
>[2] Daemons do not answer the phone. (Fel)
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>>34260752
>> [1] Time to answer the phone, personally. (Fel)
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>34260752
> [2] Daemons do not answer the phone. (Fel)

Get someone to pretend to be the Inquisitor
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>>34260752
>[1] Time to answer the phone, personally. (Fel)
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Decisions are hard apparently. Might as well roll for Fel though. Maybe a tiebreaker will come along while we do that.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>34260930
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>34260930
HI THERE, THIS IS INQUISITOR CINDER, NOTHING SHADY GOING ON HERE, NOPE, ONLY GOOD RIGHTEOUS PURGING
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>34260930
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>34260930
Here's hoping I can change our fate.
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>>34260752
>> [2] Daemons do not answer the phone. (Fel)
get one of the mortals to act as our messanger and representative
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>>34260752
>[1] Time to answer the phone, personally. (Fel)

We just have to make use of those
>>34260953
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>>34260976
Get the Cultist to answer the phone while we get drop pods ready to deploy on the planet's surface.
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>>34260976
I'm actually confused over the support for giving them the opportunity to rat us out. Do the comms here use video or something ? I don't think they do ..
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>>34260951
>>34260953
>>34260973

...welp. You have to option to use the 22 here >>34260975 but that'd be your one reroll for this session. Otherwise, I'm going to roll a d6 of my own on the side IRL here to break the tie and go from there.

>>34261028

Vox's can be video or audio-only. Unless you WANTED a video connection or rolled a 100, it's staying audio for now.
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>>34261052
>...welp. You have to option to use the 22 here >>34260975 but that'd be your one reroll for this session.
USE IT USE IT USE IT USE IT
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>>34261052
Don't use it. That could be useful later!
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>>34260930
It's a bit hard to make a decision when all the options look equally terrible.
If we contact them, we're found out, and we get obliterated instantly. If we don't, they get suspicious, and we get obliterated instantly. If we attack, we get obliterated instantly.
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>>34260752
> [1] Time to answer the phone, personally. (Fel)

>>34261052
USE IT!
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>>34261131
Yeah, we should probably use the reroll then.

>>34261052
I would like to change my vote from >>34261113
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>>34261052
>You have to option to use the 22
I would not use that. It might be useful later in dealing with the fallout.
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Reroll it is. Almost done.
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Why is there no option to have Acerea answer? Or are Space Marines well aware of the friendly mannerisms of Nurgle's spawn?
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>>34261196
> [4] Write in
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>>34260752
> [1] Time to answer the phone, personally. (Fel)
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>>34260752

It doesn’t take long to reassemble the war party on the bridge once you have this new information in hand. The tech priests seem to be far more chatty than before, prompting you to ask, “Well, did they buy it or will I have new…?”

You trail off and let their imaginations do your work for you. It turns out to be rather effective.

++The Techmarine has expressed interest in coming aboard to placate the Machine Spirit++

“Wonderful. Have you told him to go perform percussive maintenance on himself instead?”

++He is rather insistent. His dedication to the Omnissiah is admirable.++

Which means short of an Inquisitorial order, he’s not going to back off. Damn these mechanical types.

Acerea and you share a glance. “Should I…?”

“No offense Acerea, but you can’t sell the authority that an Inquisitor has. Sweet talking the Marines will get us nowhere.”

“Hey I can be mean!”

You roll your eyes and wave her suggestion away. Clearly she doesn’t understand what you meant. Turning to the mechanicus delegation, “Can you get me an audio link to this Techmarine?”

++Easily++

“Then why don’t I have one already?”

That and a snarl gets them moving. A headset is handed to you not twenty seconds later.

You clear your throat, then speak in the most normal, mortal voice you can muster. “This is… Inquisitor Cinder. What business do you have with me?”

A rather loud and powerful male voice thunders through the speaker a moment later. “We were expecting Inquisitor Gaelos. Where is he? What is happening over there?”

“He has met an… unfortunate end in the service of the Emperor. As his lead acolyte, I have taken over as per his last wishes.” You blanch silently at having to tell such a lie, much to Acerea’s amusement.

(cont)
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>>34261531

“Ah. A pity. He was a valuable and courageous man. Did he fall during his pre-emptive attack?”

Pre-emptive attack? You flounder for a few seconds before realizing that he might mean the message Proditus sent. It’s pretty common for messages sent via psychic choirs to be garbled in the Warp.

“Yes…” you begin, drawing out the word as you hastily think of a story. “Experiment 23D was a failure. That’s all I can say on the matter without being face to face.”

“I see. There has been no change to the relic either. What of your technical problems though? Do you need my assistance? I would be happy to…”

You cut him off. “That will not be necessary. Continue your work there. I will contact you when I have need.”

“As you wish, Madam Inquisitor.”

The line goes silent. You rip off the headset and toss it at one of the Tech Priests. “There, I handled YOUR problem for you. Now get out. The rest of you put us in orbit on the opposite side of the planet from them.”

You don’t even wait for an acknowledgement before practically storming out. Inquisitor Cinder? Really? Sure you had a defiled Rosette on-hand, but did you really need to slink around in the shadows? It feels wrong. A part of you does recognize the need for it on some level though. A single-minded warrior focusing on one path either becomes a master or perishes.

The question now was… what would you do now?

> [1] Head down to the relic site
> [2] Head down to the capital city
> [3] Start drafting up battle plans for taking down the Inferno and the Thunder
> [4] Write-in

(That 22 saved you)
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>>34261551
> [3] Start drafting up battle plans for taking down the Inferno and the Thunder
1) board
2) crash into planet
3) ???
4) BLOOD
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>>34261551
>[1] Head down to the relic site.

Why? Because we can claim this relic for Khorne! Just make sure to dress up as an Inquisitor for ultimate Imperial Swag level, with the defiled Rosette.
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>>34261551
>> [1] Head down to the relic site
hopefully we can draw some of them out of their ships and down to the planet, and then crash their ships into it
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>>34261551
It was a Catch 22!

> [3] Start drafting up battle plans for taking down the Inferno and the Thunder
but since Khorne is more using what's available rather than what might be there,
> [1] Head down to the relic site
to secure the relic before Imperials can get it off the planet or destroy it.

Also,
> [4] Unleash Acerea and the Cultist on the capital city.
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>>34261551
>[1] Head down to the relic site
Is that the smell of Macguffins?
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>>34261551
>Start drafting up battle plans for taking down the Inferno and the Thunder

The relic will still be there after the carnage.
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>>34261551
>[3] Start drafting up battle plans for taking down the Inferno and the Thunder
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>>34261637
Unless the Imperial ships crash onto it.
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>>34261551
>[1] Head down to the relic site
We can still destroy the ships on the way out.
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>>34261551
>4
Send mr. Silent down to the capital to encourage cults in the name of the blood god while we go to the relic
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>>34261648
Eh. That would resolve the combat issue. And we're here for blood not archeology. Tomb looting is bonus until The Boss tells us otherwise.

Unless its a relic devoted to The Uberwhore or Chicken Big, then planet crashing starships is extra good.
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>>34261705
>And we're here for blood not archeology.
No anon, we're here for both.

And hats.
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>>34261705
The problem with attacking the ships is one can completely wreck us. The only way we'd be able to take it is if we defeat the Marine ship first, and that'll have to be a boarding action. Then we'll have to defeat Marines plus their Serfs, which will be hard due to our main force being Cultists.
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>>34261702
same dude
we should also send so trust worthy cultists to speed up the spread
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>>34261722
Hats for us. Blood for the Boss. Archeology for bonus points.

>>34261735
Hence planning. If we can't figure a good plan, we abort to planet lootings.
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So it seems you're heading down to the relic site.

But are you going to try and blend in?

> [1] They're expecting an Inquisitor, might as well give them one. (+1 Hat) (But really a Per check)
> [2] A Space Marine could smell a daemon from four counties over. Best to play it safe and do some recon first. (Per)
> [3] Write in

As for the Capital City...

> [4] Mr. Silent's stories will garner the hearts and minds of the people. Right?
> [5] Acerea can go make a new forest
> [6] Write in

Vote for both if you will.
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>>34261765
>[2] A Space Marine could smell a daemon from four counties over. Best to play it safe and do some recon first. (Per)
>[4] Mr. Silent's stories will garner the hearts and minds of the people. Right?
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>>34261765

For the Relic Site
>[2] A Space Marine could smell a daemon from four counties over. Best to play it safe and do some recon first. (Per)

For the Capital
[5] Acerea can go make a new forest

Good luck, honey. You'll need it.
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>>34261765
>2
>4 send some trustworthy men with him
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>>34261765
>[1] They're expecting an Inquisitor, might as well give them one. (+1 Hat) (But really a Per check)
Don't say you are ne, its not lying or trickery if they make the mistake on their own!

> [4] Mr. Silent's stories will garner the hearts and minds of the people. Right?
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>>34261765
>[1] They're expecting an Inquisitor, might as well give them one. (+1 Hat) (But really a Per check)

And then.

>[4] Mr. Silent's stories will garner the hearts and minds of the people. Right?
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>>34261765
> [2] A Space Marine could smell a daemon from four counties over. Best to play it safe and do some recon first. (Per)
> [6] Write in
Have a certain somebody go attempt to capture it for kay-oss as a diversion.
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>>34261765
>> [2] A Space Marine could smell a daemon from four counties over. Best to play it safe and do some recon first. (Per)
I still want that hat, though.
>> [5] Acerea can go make a new forest
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>>34261839
Yes, we must make Mr. Silent take her with him, just for a few giggles.
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>>34261765
> [2] A Space Marine could smell a daemon from four counties over. Best to play it safe and do some recon first. (Per)
> [5] Acerea can go make a new forest
MAXIMUM CHAOS
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>>34261765
>>34261765
> [1] They're expecting an Inquisitor, might as well give them one. (+1 Hat) (But really a Per check)

> [4] Mr. Silent's stories will garner the hearts and minds of the people. Right?
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Seems you're going to play it safe. Sun Tzu probably as an apt quote about this. Go ahead and roll for Per.

As for Mr. Silent and Acerea, they'll go together. If he fails, she'll step in. Unless I miscounted the votes, that is.

If you'd still like to butcher an Inquisitor's Garb for this outing, make an additional Per check and specify that you're doing so. Picture references will garner you a +10 bonus to the threshold.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>34261925
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>34261925
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Rolled 63, 31 = 94 (2d100)

>>34261925
First roll for disguise PER, second for recon PER
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>34261925
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>>34261931
>>34261937
>>34261939

I see a 5 for the Recon. Writing...
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>34261925
Butcher nothing, I just want the hat. But I'll roll anyways.
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>34261925
rolling for INQUISITORS HAT

we should wear it completely seriously, and even after we're found out, we should keep wearing it, it shall be our hat of conquest for this planet, with a new hat for each planet
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>34262066
that outfit is fucking bitching

and we can let battle and blood butcher the outfit over time as we consecrate it for Khorne
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>>34262066
>>34262068
Y'know, a jacket like Obiwan Sherlock Clouseau's wouldn't be half bad either.
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>>34261939
>>34262066
>>34262068

You successfully get the hat. The symbol on the front switches between the Mark of Khorne and a normal skull at will. The rest of the outfit you'll see.
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>>34262088
Goddamn that art.

Just what the fuck Rogue Trader.
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>>34262093
Just like James Bond's licence plate.

We're so cool.
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>>34262088
I choose to believe that he is not a real Inquisitor and and just happened to pick up a Rosette from a dead one and no-one questioned the strangely-dressed madman who got results, outside of regular, covert, daemonic possession test.
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>>34262100
If that's your limit of WTF, then you should avoid any reference to Chaos Squats.

[wince in sympathy]
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>>34262088
Why does he look like an angry lighthouse caretaker
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>>34262233
Oh that ain't my limit, but that pic got me remembering playing Rogue Trader and its books
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Oh my word I'd forgotten about Khornette
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>>34262256
Personally, I have a certain affection for the old art. It was shameless, and quaint. And lacked the ridiculous skull and huge fetish of the current styles.
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Ysai Ydumee’s southern continent is dominated by a cold desert plateau. The snow and ice present is a culmination of countless centuries of weather, most of that being a driving wind. Certainly not the most hospitable of places, but you’re a daemon. It could be the vacuum of space and you’d still feel right as rain. The major thing is that the environment offers little in the way of vantage points. Which is a problem for your plan to do some recon first.

“Are you sure you don’t want me to come along?” Acerea asks as you wait for your respective shuttles to be prepped. “I’d love to…”

You raise a hand to stop her line of thought. “Yes I’m sure. I need YOU to watch HIM.” You point over at Mr. Silent, who’s currently on the opposite side of the docking bay with his own little group of cultists. “If it turns out he’s a bad egg, scramble him.”

“Did you just make a pun?”

“...This is what I get for reading too much of that mortal’s diary.”

“I think it’s cute.”

“I think my claws…”

You’re interrupted: ++Your shuttle is ready, Ms. Acerea++

“Hmph…” You offer out a gauntlet-covered hand to Acerea. “I expect you to return with good news about how I have an army being raised on the Northern Continent.”

She takes your hand and shakes it. “And you keep that lovely red tail of yours safe.”

Then she’s gone, wandering off to join Mr. Silent’s party across the way before the lot of them pile into the waiting shuttle.

(cont)
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>>34262530

Now that you’re alone for a moment, you take the chance to look over your new outfit. It’s an amalgamation of your old one and some of Gaelos’ old duds. Repurposed, reforged, and retailored by Wormbag, of course. A red storm-coat with black trim sits snugly over a brass-colored set of matching fabrics that cover half of your torso and your thighs. Shinguards made of the same materials as your pauldrons otherwise leave your taloned feet uncovered. Your arms and midriff are left bare as well, mostly because you saw no need for such superfluous fabric. All of that is topped off with a smattering of skull flairs throughout that shift to become the Mark of Khorne with a single thought.

Oh, and a hat that has holes for your horns. Wormbag wouldn’t stop giving you grief about that one until you beat Small-Horn senseless with it. Now he’s thinking of more ways to weaponize headgear. Blood God smile upon him.

Your moment of introspection is interrupted by the pilot of your shuttle paging you. Ten minutes later you’re making planet-fall. It’s exhilarating in a way, to fall without wings with fire all around you. It reminds you of all that running you did back when you were born. The freedom of it all. Crazy perhaps, but you’re a daemon. Crazy is what you do.

Which is why you’re now going to make an aerial insertion on top of a nunatak from 30,000 feet.

Without a parachute.

(Roll toughness)

Hold on to your hats. Also I stole this picture from QTG. Someone did my work for me.
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>34262559
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>34262559
ENGAGE HAT CLAMPS
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>34262559
How soft are we?
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>>34262588
>>34262616
Apparently we're really good at falling from orbit.
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>>34262588
>>34262597
>>34262616

Well, with two sevens, I'd say you're not soft at all. Writing...

I figure meaty updates work better, but if you'd prefer the shorter ones, just say so.
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>>34262637
and pretty good at retaining our hats
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>>34262651
meaty and short updates both have their places and work well appropriately
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>>34262652
Well with the horns and all, I doubt our hat will fall off any time soon.
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>>34262651
I'm digging the extra meat boss, but feel free to switch it up if you thank that's the way to make it work.
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>>34262651
Whichever you feel is best, boss, so long as you don't waste time on small stuff or skimp on the important things.
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>>34262651
Writing is fine. Meat when we need info, smaller to keep things moving.
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Man, it's going to be funny when Cinder turns out to be a halfway decent Inquisitor. I mean, she's already got the kooky entourage.
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>>34262690
But an Inquisitor for CHAOS!!!
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>>34262093
Did you know that if you draw a circle around the mark of Khorne it becomes a skull?
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>>34262712
most of them already are...
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>>34262712
You can never be sure with With those Ordo Malleus types.
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>>34262690
>Get called to deal with a chaos problem
>Turns out they're all Slaaneshi
>Be hailed as a ruthlessly efficient daemon hunter and continue to be summoned for our "skills in combating the Great Enemy"
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>>34262764
Hey, Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows.
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>>34262791
He'd really like it though if we killed a lot of Slaaneshi.
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>>34262764
the Emperor protects
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Leaping from the shuttle, you plunge in the bitingly cold air towards your destination. On the way down, you’re afforded a nice bird’s eye view of the excavation site. Carved out of the side of a mountain, the entrance is a large circular hole into what must be a series of tunnels. Around that are various encampments with armaments ranging from mounted turrets to actual tanks. Half are Imperial Guard, half are Space Marine. They’re largely deployed in a fan formation, facing east with their back to the dig site. A few patrols can be seen sweeping the general area as well.

None of them seem to note your descent. Which is both fortunate and to be expected. You land feet first on top of the elevated, exposed rock, forming a small crater as you do so. After a quick check to make sure your hat is still in place, you stride over to the edge to observe the soon-to-be-dead humans.

> [1] Try to flag down an Imperial Guard patrol and gain entrance that way
> [2] You know what this snow needs? A little Blood. But not a bunch of it. (Ag, WS)
> [3] Subtle? You don’t do Subtle. (WS)
> [4] Write in

(Have this starmap btw. Forgot to drop it earlier in the thread)
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Love dem High Altitude No Opening drops.
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>>34262832
>> [1] Try to flag down an Imperial Guard patrol and gain entrance that way
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>>34262832
>> [1] Try to flag down an Imperial Guard patrol and gain entrance that way
THE INQUISITOR IS HERE FOR INSPECTION
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>>34262832
>Try to flag down an Imperial Guard patrol and gain entrance that way
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>>34262832
>[3] Subtle? You don’t do Subtle. (WS)
We have already shamed Khorne once today.
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>>34262832
>> [3] Subtle? You don’t do Subtle. (WS)
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>>34262832
>[1] Try to flag down an Imperial Guard patrol and gain entrance that way

Khorne may be the Blood God, but a bit of stealth never hurt anyone.
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>>34262832
>Write in
Suprise Sacrifice time! Sneak. Slash. Repeat. Make a game of it. See how many we can bag before all Warp breaks loose.
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>>34262878
>Khorne may be the Blood God, but a bit of stealth never hurt anyone.

I never thought I'd see the day.

At this rate we'll start getting gifts from Tzeentch.
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>>34262832
> [1] Try to flag down an Imperial Guard patrol and gain entrance that way
Let's not get too murderhappy just yet.
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>>34262904
Good. We need something to wipe our butt with.
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You get a call from Acerea. She starts offering survival tips before getting into a Hind.

Writing...
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>>34262904
Hey, Khorne is about killing and spilling blood in all forms. Hunting is technically within his domain, which we're technically doing, stealthfully hunting our prey.
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>>34262904
Technically speaking Khorne is pretty lax about that sort of thing, doesn't matter how the blood is split and all that, as long as he gets it.

He just rewards you less if you use cheat codes like magic or any gifts not his own.
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>>34262904
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>>34262924
>Acerea was a Lady of Change all along!
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>>34262832

Given the swirling snow and otherwise low visibility, working your way towards the site without being seen is trivial. You lay low until one of the Imperial Guard patrols makes its rounds about the perimeter before you appear from the snow and hail them down. Their Centaur swerves towards you without hesitation and soon you have two Guardsmen and two Heavy Stubbers looking down at you.

“This area is restricted by decree of Inquisitor Gaelos. Leave now or we’ll be forced to remove you by… force…” says the first, stumbling over his last couple of words.

His comrade sighs and offers an apology. “He’s new. But this area is off limits unless…”

“Unless I have this,” you roar, offering out the Rosette as if it were a spear. The Guardsmen recoil instinctively.

“B-But you don’t look like…”

“ROOKIE SHUT UP BEFORE YOU GET US KILLED.”

> [1] Kill them anyways. You have a vehicle to sneak past the Marines with now (Ag, Fel)
> [2] Demand they take you to the relic immediately (S)
> [3] Write in (Good lines get bonuses)
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>>34263134
>[3] Kill the Rookie for Heresy. "You dare question an Inquisitor? Let me through now or may the Emperor have mercy on your souls."
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>>34263134
> [3] Write in (Good lines get bonuses)
"I am Inquisitor Cinder, Ordo Malleus. I'm led to believe a dangerous relic has been found. Take me to it. Now."
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>>34263134
> [3] Write in (Good lines get bonuses)
Have them drop us off at the relic site before returning to their patrol, we can walk the rest of the way and get a feel for the immediate terrain when this whole 'stealth' thing goes tits-up.
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>>34263134
>>34263191

>[3] Kill the Rookie for Heresy. "You dare question an Inquisitor? Let me through now or may the Emperor have mercy on your souls."
Supporting.
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>>34263134
>[1] Kill them anyways. You have a vehicle to sneak past the Marines with now (Ag, Fel)
First come, first served (to Khorne)
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>>34263191
This. Act like a real Inquisitor. Maybe quote a holy psalm or something.
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>>34263250
Quoting psalms will burn out our vocal chords for at least a few days.
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>>34263250
"A good soldier follows without question. A good officer commands without doubt."
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>>34263134
>>34263191

>[3] Kill the Rookie for Heresy. "You dare question me? Let me through now or may the Emperor have mercy on your souls."
This, but don't claim to be a Inquisitor. If they make a mistake its their problem.
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>>34263250
Or just make it up on the spot. Like, "He who impedes His glorious work shall receive no mercy nor forgiveness." It's not like they'll know the difference.
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>>34263134
seconding >>34263191
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>>34263328
Considering a Guardsman usually will never meet an Inquisitor in their entire career, saying any old bullshit is likely to convince them.
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>>34263349
Ir, for that matter, have accurate knowledge on how a Bloodletter looks like.
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>>34263378
or know any of the chaos gods
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>>34263134

"You dare question me? Let me through now or may the Emperor have mercy on your souls."

Your tongue goes dry at the mention of the Emperor, but you muddle through.

“BUT SHE HAS A TAIL! AND SHE’S RED! WITH HORNS! I’M PRETTTTTTYYY SURE THAT’S HERESY!”

The guardsman swings the barrel between you and his comrade, not sure who to focus on. You fix that by leaping forward and cleaving the gun, and the rookie, into eight pieces. As the man’s blood and intestines stain the snow around you a delightful red, you stand atop the Centaur with your coat-tails flapping in the wind.

“Now then…” You turn your attention to the remaining guardsman. “Tell the driver to get moving before I decide…”

You don’t even finish before the vehicle leaps into motions. Good boys. You decide not to kill them for now.

> [1] Hide inside the Centaur until you get to the entrance
> [2] Subtly? What’s that? You’re riding this thing until you’re shot off or it stops moving.
> [3] Kick the driver out and go for a joyride (Ag)
> [4] Write in
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>>34263378
>"Hmm, seems like she must come from a tomato agri-world."
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>>34263430
>We pass ourselves off as an abhuman
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>>34263426
>> [1] Hide inside the Centaur until you get to the entrance
SURPRISE INQUISITOR
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>>34263426
>> [3] Kick the driver out and go for a joyride (Ag)
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>>34263426
>[2] Subtly? What’s that? You’re riding this thing until you’re shot off or it stops moving.
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>>34263426
>[1] Hide inside the Centaur until you get to the entrance

Stealth don't fail us now!
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>>34263446
>abhuman Inquisitor
And THAT'S heresy.
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>>34263426
>> [1] Hide inside the Centaur until you get to the entrance
As funny as it would be to surf this thing all the way into the base, it'll be much better to step out of the car and watch the guards shit themselves.
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>>34263508
psykers are abhumans...
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>>34263508
Well I have noticed Inquisitors tend to have at least one Mutant Acolyte in their retinue, so technically if the Inquisitor did die and we gained command, it's totally legit and NOT HERESY!
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>>34263426
>[1] Hide inside the Centaur until you get to the entrance

Like a hot girl in a giant cake! Except with evicerating instead of...eating cake?
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Well I'll say this, you're gunna like what's inside the dig site at this rate.

Writing...
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>>34263544
I'm sure we'll discover we can totally cook and bake a Guardsman Cake. Out of Guardsmen. Literally.
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>>34263545
I-is it an eldar soul gem?
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>>34263585
What would we do with one of those? We're not Slaaneshi.
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>>34263585
damnit now I want the slaaneshi of our party to be a corrupted by physically pure craftworld banshee who we can cuddle with in our blood bath after a long day cleaving and killing
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>>34263626
Eldar are warriors though. Particularly non-dark ones.
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>>34263585
We're allies with Slaaneshi when it comes to Eldar, right?
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>>34263585
Who cares? Soul Gems are a Ultrawhore thing.

Now if it was a Blood Diamond....

[yes, I know it's just a name, but a Daemon can dream.]
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>>34263644
>corrupted by physically pure
corrupted BUT physically pure*
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>>34263644
If we do get a Slaaneshi, she needs to be endearing rather than a huge slut.
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>>34263530
>>34263542
Hmmm, I seem to have thought of Ogryns and Ratlings when I read "abhumans", not Psykers.

>>34263626
Is it a Daemonette? Hope it is a Daemonette
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>>34263646
I guess we could try to make a Daemon out of it, or something?
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>>34263644
>>34263664
>>34263665
Oh yes please
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>>34263665
Well not all Slaaneshi would need to be huge sluts, because Slaanesh is about all types of excess. We could get a drug addict, an alcoholic, anything.
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>>34263665
Perhaps there was a glitch in her summoning ritual?
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>>34263665
Yeah, like an artist or someone who possesses a skill besides sex. I must say that I was fond of the Filigree character from Sororitas Quest because she was primarily a gem cutter.
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>>34263718
>we get a small daemonette who really fucking loves collecting stamps
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>>34263718
What about excessive adorableness? Is that Slaanesh's territory?
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>>34263718
Yeah, this has got me remembering Filigree from SoB Quest all those years ago.

She was a daemonette of curiosity and like making jewelry when she wasn't having adventures with the inquisitor she was soulbound to
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>>34263748
anon, if its excess, its slaaneshi
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>>34263721
No, just not annoyingly stereotypical.

Something a Bloodletter would begrudgingly respect, like a perfectionist warrior.
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>>34263777
Bracing for Adorablette.
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>>34263426

Before anyone actually competent notices you, you open up the vehicle’s hatch and join the driver inside the Centaur. Given that you’re basically about the size of a Space Marine in his armor, it’s very cramped and slightly awkward.

About mid-way through the journey past the various fixed-weapons that probably would have eviscerated you, the driver breaks the silence. “So uh… you got any openings in your acolyte cells? I’ve been stuck driving shit around for ten years now and I’d kill for a change in scenery.”

“Really now? Well then I have a task for you.”

“Name it, Madam Inquisitor.”

“After you drop me off, I want you to obtain a skull. Any skull will do, so long as it’s from something you yourself killed.”

“Uh… I can do that… I guess…”

He falls silent, focusing on not driving into the roaming Space Marines.

Ten minutes later your ride has pulled up in front of the dig site entrance. There’s a pair of Marines standing guard right at the door, with another opposite against an erected wall. All three are eyeing the Centaur with suspicion.

> [1] Did someone order a Khornette? (WS x3)
> [2] Marines are a big deal, supposedly. Focus on one at a time (WS, Ag)
> [3] Write in
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>>34263859
>Step out completely nonchalantly and introduce yourself as the new Inquisitor.
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>>34263859
>[2] Marines are a big deal, supposedly. Focus on one at a time (WS, Ag)
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>>34263859
>[3] Present Rosette, if they try to ask any questions then come up with an excuse as to why we look like a Daemon.

For example Mutations, or a side effect from the previous mission that somehow went wrong. If they ask how WE of all people got the position, just say all the other Acolytes died.
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>>34263889
>>34263901

Space Marines will sadly know what a bloodletter looks like.
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>>34263859
>Write in

Hold up Rosette, grab loudhailer, tell them to get out of the way.
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>>34263859
>> [1] Did someone order a Khornette? (WS x3)
Our WS is better than our Ag.
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>>34263918

That they will. It's like Day 2 training.
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>>34263918
We don't look like a typical Bloodletter though, we could totally pull it off.
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>>34263901

Polymorphene's a Hell of a drug.
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>>34263931

Yes but this is more of a dodge thing if I had to guess. Every combat choice we've had thus far is either All-in, focusing on evasion and offense equally, or full evasion.
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>>34263859

> [1] Did someone order a Khornette? (WS x3).

>>34263939
See:
>>34263937
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>>34263859
>[1] Did someone order a Khornette? (WS x3)

While we're at it...

>[3] Order the Centaur driver to open fire on targets of opportunity.
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>>34263859
> [1] Did someone order a Khornette? (WS x3)
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Bolters tend to hurt. Hope you kill them before they get too many rounds off.

Roll.
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Rolled 49, 41, 90 = 180 (3d100)

>>34264031
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>34264031
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If they know the relic is Chaotic in origin, those three Marines will be Grey Knights.
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>>34263997
>>34264031

Can we include this? I'd like the Centaur to help too!
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Rolled 86, 37, 53 = 176 (3d100)

>>34264055
sorry using correct dive now
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Rolled 13, 18, 1 = 32 (3d20)

>>34264031
Rawlin
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Rolled 74, 50, 46 = 170 (3d100)

>>34264031
?
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>>34264060

I'm not that evil. Those are inside

>>34264068

Sure.

>>34264088

Goddamn anon. Writing...
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>>34264088
THAT ONE THOUGH, THAT ONE THOUGH!
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Rolled 34, 68, 2 = 104 (3d100)

>>34264088
Oops dont count that
used to different quest systems
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>>34264114
>3d20
Seriously, get 4chanX already.
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>>34264088
>(3d20)
So close...
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>dice rolled are no longer shown because HURF DURF EMALE FEELD IS GONE
thanks moot
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>>34264127

Yeah I noticed.

I see a 34, 37, and a 2. Which is better than the 40+'s you had before. Someone double check me.
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>>34263840
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>>34263945
>Polymorphene's a Hell of a drug.
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>>34264164
The 2 and 34 would be in the forth roll. So 41, 37, 46.
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>>34264156
>Rolled 34, 68, 2 = 104 (3d100)
The fuck are you on about?
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>>34264156
Show's fine for me.
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>>34264156
See >>34264127
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>>34263840
Would I count?
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>>34264308
No fuck off.
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>>34263835
I would highly enjoy it if the Slaanette was similar to pic related.
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>>34263859

Before you burst out of the Centaur, you give the driver one last instruction:
“I’m declaring the entire chapter of Marines heretics. Spread the word.”

“What the f-”

The top of the glorified tow vehicle goes sailing into the air as you burst forth. Almost instantly a trio of bolter rounds fly into it. The surrounding air becomes a storm of shrapnel as you leap at the Marine against the wall. A call of “FOOOULLLSPAWWNNNN” blares from his helmet as you pin him to the wall and drive your horns through his eye sockets and into his brain. Not a second later the two Marines next to the door unload another two bolter rounds at you.

The first is wildly off-mark, impacting the wall to your right and blowing it completely out. The second, however, hits you square in the shoulder. Even through the pauldrons, you feel that one (-4 wounds).

Whirling and dropping low, you heave the dying Marine attached to your head up and over the Centaur to block the next few bolter rounds. And not a moment too soon. By now your ride’s piecemeal, both of the remaining guardsman dead from the flying debris. That does make it easy to flip over though. Gripping the edge you send it flying after the Marine’s body. The two remaining Marines have to drop their bolters to catch the combined mass flying at them. Which gives you the opportunity to lunge over their heads and drive a claw into their backs.

Your muscles strain and, for a moment, it seems like both their Power Armor and enhanced biology will win out.

(Roll Strength)
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>>34263665
>>34263718
>>34263722
>>34263756
Clearly the Daemonette shall be... A BARD!!!
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>34264557
BEST STAT COMING THROUGH
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>34264557
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>34264557
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>>34264596
GOOD LAD! YOU DONE KHORNE PROUD!
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>34264557
Don't fail us now, swole gains!
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>34264557
8 IS THE NUMBER OR KHORNE
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>>34264596
I'm not rolling shit after this. My luck would summon the 100
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>>34264596
Cinder Stronk!
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>>34264596
Cool. Beans!
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>34264596
KHORNE WILLS IT
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>>34264557

Sadly for the Marines, you’re a daemon. And a damn good one at that.

A sickening crack resonates through the air as you gain purchase upon their spines. Reinforced or not, your claws have no problem ripping them forth. You let the bodies fall before you and their blood coat you as you laugh maniacally. It all just feels… amazing.

But then the moment of initial bloodlust passes and clarity fills the gap. You can’t stay here for long. The element of surprise is gone, and you need to secure whatever’s inside quick.

Shit, you forgot to ask for directions.

> [1] Follow the path of most resistance
> [2] Follow the path of least resistance
> [3] Find a vent and navigate that way
> [4] Write in
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>>34264127
The dice rolled are now shown in the post to begin with. 4chan X isn't needed for that anymore.
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>>34264765
>[1]
KHORNE MOTHERFUCKER
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>>34264765
> [1] Follow the path of most resistance
MORE BLOOD
MORE SKULLS
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>>34264765
>[1] Follow the path of most resistance

Well if they're guarding the relic, make sense they'd have people there to force back attackers. TIME TO RIP AND TEAR!
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>>34264765
>> [1] Follow the path of most resistance
Hey, if we find guards, it just means we're going in the right direction.
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>>34264765
> [1] Follow the path of most resistance
Let's see if we can find a vox along the way and declare the marines renegade. If we can get the Guard fighting them, we'll have a much more fun time.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>34264765
>> [1] Follow the path of most resistance
ASK FOR DIRECTION

REALLY LOUDLY

KEEP RENDING UNTIL SOMEONE GIVES US DIRECTIONS
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>>34264765
>> [1] Follow the path of most resistance
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>>34264765
>[2] Follow the path of least resistance

Inspiration has struck, lets find out what's down here
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>>34264765
I wonder if that driver got off word to the other Guardsmen about the whole Chapter being declared Heretics. Would be amusing if he did.
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>>34264596
THAT BETTER BE A CRIT
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>>34264895
m8 there's a handy dandy little button at the bottom of the page labeled "update"
use it well
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>>34263042
Her tendency to turn motherfuckers into mushrooms makes me suspect her for orkhood.
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>>34264947
Ohmygod, Cinder and Acerea should totally beat up a warboss and take his WAAAGH! for themselves!
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>34264895
Any dice we roll with an 8 in the result should give us a bonus.

Yo ELH, what do ya think?
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>>34264853
Seconding.
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>>34264987
What about the number 64?
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>>34265022
what about it?
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I really hope it isn't a daemonette. The more Slaanesh-free this quest is the better.
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>>34265050
8 times 8
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>>34264765

Deciding that maybe the place with the most guards is the place with the most important item, you storm down the metal walkway towards the sounds of alarm and rallying cries. It seems the bulk of the defending forces are outside at first, given that you only run into a few Imperial Guard that quickly are reduced to giblets. Then you reach the main amphitheater.

The cavern before you opens up into an almost perfectly spherical expanse. More fixed weapons and Marines, grey colored ones, are interspersed throughout, but they’re not focused on you. They’re focused on the relic. A three meter thick crystal arch shifting colors faster than the eye sits at the center of the room. Even from across the way, you can smell the pure Chaos that lies on the other side of it.

> [1] How dare they ignore you. You’re an Inquisitor! And having an intact spine is heresy! (WS)
> [2] Good things come to those who wait. Well, except that one time…
> [3] Write in

>>34264987

You basically do.
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>>34265117
>[1] How dare they ignore you. You're an Inquisitor! And having an intact spine is heresy! (WS)
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>>34265117
>> [1] How dare they ignore you. You’re an Inquisitor! And having an intact spine is heresy! (WS)
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>>34265117
>> [2] Good things come to those who wait. Well, except that one time…
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Oh dear
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>>34265117
>[2] Good things come to those who wait. Well, except that one time…

What is it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bko6tsJv2Ag
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>>34265117
>[1] How dare they ignore you. You’re an Inquisitor! And having an intact spine is heresy! (WS)
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>>34265117
> [3] Go for the arch, let the Chaos through somehow
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>>34265117
> [2] Good things come to those who wait. Well, except that one time…
we can play SURPRISE INQUISITION when the time is right gents
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>>34265117
Chaos? We sense Chaos in there?! THIS CAN ONLY GO WELL FOR US!
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>34265117
Rolling a 1d2!
1=[1], 2=[2].
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>>34265300

Cool, you broke the tie. Seems you're waiting. Writing...
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>>34265117

Hoping that patience will pay off, you hang back in the corridor. For a good eight minutes, nothing happens. Then, right as the ninth starts, the crystal arch spews forth blue and pink fire.

“HERE THEY COME! SEND THE DEVILS BACK TO THEIR HELL.”

Immediately after the Grey Knight’s shout, plasma fire and bolter rounds are emptied continuously at the archway. The reason becomes clear rather quickly. Despite the intense amount of destructive power leveraged against it, the archway is beginning to pour forth daemons. Great, ever-shifting masses of flesh, limbs, and flame-spewing orifices rip, tear, and incinerate all those they reach before expiring.

The Knights seem to be unfazed by any assault, but the normal Marines and Imperial Guards present are being torn to shreds. It’s only a matter of time before they’re overwhelmed completely at the current rate.

> [1] Well they don’t get to have all the fun! Pick a marine/IG and get to cleaving! (WS)
> [2] Good, the small fry are handled. You’re going whale hunting (WS)
> [3] Try to reach the archway and increase the rate the daemons are coming forth (Ag, WP)
> [4] Write in
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>>34265742
>[1] Well they don't get to have all the fun! Pick a marine/IG and get to cleaving! (WS)
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>>34265742
>> [2] Good, the small fry are handled. You’re going whale hunting (WS)
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>>34265742
>[2]

STABSTABSTAB
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>>34265742
> [2] Good, the small fry are handled. You’re going whale hunting (WS)
All we have to do is keep them busy long enough for the other daemons to overwhelm the defenders.
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>>34265742
> [2] Good, the small fry are handled. You’re going whale hunting (WS)
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>>34265742
>[4] Acquire a Heavy Bolter and unload it on the Grey Knights (Per, Str, WS)
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>>34265847
That wouldn't be WS, if we were to shoot with it, that'd be BS. Which we're shit at.
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Let's see if you can hit Moby Dick, roll.
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>34265882
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>34265882
Ere we go
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>34265882
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>34265882

Oh please King of Ones! Bestow your blessing upon me
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>>34265899
>>34265911
>>34265939
>>34265940
why
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Huh.
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>>34265940
NOOOOOOO!!!!!
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>>34265940
three seconds too late
why
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>>34265940
DAMMIT WHY?!!?
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We already used that reroll, didn't we?
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>>34265990

Yup. Them's the dice gods for you.

So uh... yeah, writing...
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>>34265990
Yep. This is what we get for serving Chaos.
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>>34265959
>>34265961
>>34265966

What am I not grasping here?

1 is an automatic success.
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>>34266050
It's best of three. That was the fourth roll.
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>>34266060

Ah.
Shit.
Right there, that's my luck. Only awesome when it doesn't mean shit.

Rolled 2 last time it didn't mean shit.
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>>34266100
Could be worse. You could be a nameless Guardsman who gets his face eaten by a Tyranid.
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>>34266130
I play Guard. Buddy plays Nids.

There is much face eating.
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>>34266130
I don't think Guardsmen get rolls to avoid getting their faces eaten by Tyranids. Seems like an auto-fail to me.
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>>34265742

In your zeal to join the fray you miscalculate the distance between the nearest Knight and you, as well as how fast he’ll react. As your claw goes up, his sword’s already coming down. You just barely knock it aside before it connects with your skull. His boot, however, does connect with your abdomen to send you flying into the wall (-3 wounds).

“WE HAVE NO BLIND SPOTS, DAEMON. NOW BEGONE,” he bellows, raising his sword for another slice.

You’re only going to get one shot at getting this right. He’s faster than the Marines from earlier too. Plus you’re on the ground, a position of weakness. So many problems…

> [1] Well you blocked one blow… (WS)
> [2] DODGE (Ag)
> [3] Cast out your mind towards the archway. Maybe you can get a little help here. (Wp)
> [4] Write in
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>>34266007
>>34266028
I'm perfectly fine with occasional failure, myself.
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>>34266214
> [3] Cast out your mind towards the archway. Maybe you can get a little help here. (Wp)
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>>34266214
>[3] Cast out your mind towards the archway. Maybe you can get a little help here. (Wp)

Officer Down! I need back up!
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>>34266214
>> [1] Well you blocked one blow… (WS)
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>>34266214
>[1] Well you blocked one blow... (WS)

This is bad, if we get beaten by a Grey Knight we're proper dead, no reviving in the Warp for us.
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>>34266214
>[1] Well you blocked one blow… (WS)
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>>34266214
> [1] Well you blocked one blow… (WS)
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>>34266226
>>34266244
What these two meant is
> [1] Well you blocked one blow… (WS)
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I'd uh, recommend not failing to block/parry here. Roll.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>34266352
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>34266352
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

BATHE THIS ROOM IN HIS FLUIDS AND WEAR HIS SKULL ATOP OUR HAT
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>34266352

Summoning the King of Ones
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>34266352
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>>34266363
GOOD LAD. GOOD LAD INDEED.
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We totally need to canabalize his power armor and power glaive.
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>>34266368
Why Khorne why? Why do you hate me so much?
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>>34266363
>>34266368
>>34266375

A 10 is plenty. Writing...
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>>34266385
If we have the time to grab anything, we'll have loads of armour and weapons to loot.
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>>34266385
You mean the armor and glaive inscribed all over to ward daemons?
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>>34266437
that's the one.
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>>34266385
I hope by cannibalizing it you mean literally eating the damn things.

After all, we can't call ourselves hardcore until we at least match up with the Nerevarine's gastrointestinal fortitude.
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>>34266437
No, the Space Marine shit.
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>>34266437
Wormbag can do SOMETHING with it.
Maybe we can ask Khorne himself or something too
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So those things of writhing flesh and stuff.

They're not some sort of Slaaneshi abomination, are they?
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>>34266214

The thought of having your saga ended by a single Grey Knight after a single mistake sends you into a fit of rage. But it is a good rage, a righteous rage that moves your arms before you even realize you’re moving them. This time, when that glowing blade of his comes down, your claws latch onto it. It’s enough to stop it dead in its tracks. That is, until, the force of the Knight’s mind clashes against yours.

Suddenly you’re fighting two battles: one in the real world and one in your mind. It’s no wonder why these Knights are the elite daemon killing machines they are. Which should make taking one down all the more glorious.

You throw the blade aside and use the opening to leap to your feet away from the wall. In the brief millisecond you have to look around, you’ll note that there are far less daemons than you’d like in comparison to the active Imperium bodies. Then it’s right back to a deadly game of cat and mouse with the Knight.

> [1] Focus on the Gray Knight in front of you (WS)
> [2] Focus on blowing out his mind (Wp)
> [3] Disengage and reassess (Ag)
> [4] See if you can’t get another charge from the daemons on the other side of that arch (Wp)
> [5] Write in

(I should note for those not familiar with 40k lore that Grey Knights, being the absolutely most retarded and OP faction, do actually have the ability to do all of this. So please, stab him hard.)
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>>34266572
>[4] See if you can’t get another charge from the daemons on the other side of that arch (Wp)
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>>34266572
>[2] Focus on blowing out his mind (Wp)
We're a Killer Queen
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>>34266572
> [1] Focus on the Gray Knight in front of you (WS)
Just cut him to bits.
Also....I'm we've got Khorne's collar right? Psyker shenanigans wouldn't work so well
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>>34266572
>[1] Focus on the Grey Knight in front of you. (WS)

Got to stick to our strengths, guys.
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>>34266572
>[4] See if you can’t get another charge from the daemons on the other side of that arch (Wp)

A little help over here!
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>>34266623

You do not. Might be something you want to pick up ASAP should you live.
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>>34266572
> [1] Focus on the Gray Knight in front of you (WS)
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>>34266572
>> [4] See if you can’t get another charge from the daemons on the other side of that arch (Wp)
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>>34266572
>> [2] Focus on blowing out his mind (Wp)
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>>34266572
>> [1] Focus on the Gray Knight in front of you (WS)

Mind-blowing isn't really a forte.
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I do believe [1] has won out (barely). May Khorne smile on your die
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>>34266572
> [1] Focus on the Gray Knight in front of you (WS)
RIP AND TEAR
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>34266732
Aw, I wanted to be dynamite with a laser beam.
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>34266732
For Khorne!
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>>34266753
I really don't want to roll now.
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>34266732
Rollan
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>>34266753
>>34266749
>>34266785

Goddamn Khorne. I get it already. You want that shit dead.

Writing...
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>>34266753
YOU HAVE HUGE PLOT ARMOR
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS
RIP AND TEAR
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>>34266753
8 is coming up a lot. Maybe Khorne is showing his support in us.
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>>34266753
THE BLOOD GOD WILLS IT
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>>34266214
>> [1] Well you blocked one blow… (WS)
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Grey Knights are really traitor Alpha Legion, right?
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>>34266572

Time loses meaning and your surroundings fade away as you focus entirely on the foe in front of you. Uppercut. Feint to the left. Backstep. Slice across the chest. Duck low. Parry and kick. If you were any more perfect in your movements the Prince of Pleasure might cleave to the thought of you. Every single fiber of your being is burning with a fury that you’re sure comes straight from Khorne himself. This is your fight. This is your time.

That Grey Knight’s arm is yours.

Quite literally in fact. It happens so fast that even you, a being for which time does not matter even in the Materium, have to stop and comprehend what happened. One instant your claws were coming down together in a whirlwind of death. The next you’re clutching the very arm holding the Knight’s sword, armor and all.

As he reels back in pain, reaching for his bolter with his remaining hand, you cock back your new flail.

“Make sure your Corpse God knows that is was I, Cinder, who slew you. Now die in vain, pathetic worm.”

“MY BROT-”

He doesn’t get to finish his sentence before his head is lopped off by his own sword.

You roar in delight and turn his still-falling body into a cadaver bearing Khorne’s Mark before turning to the room at large.

There’s eight other Grey Knights.

The lesser daemons have stopped coming from the archway. There’s only about 20 of them left.

> [1] Eight? You feel so pumped you could take eight hundred. (WS)
> [2] Now that you have a moment to concentrate, the arch idea might be worth it (Wp)
> [3] A dead daemon tells no tales. Nor does it earn glory. (Ag)
> [4] Write in

Be prepared to debate me on infamy whenever we finish
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>>34266900
Malally sleeper agents, actually. Alpha Legionaries are all loyalists.
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>>34267064
>[2] Now that you have a moment to concentrate, the arch idea might be worth it (Wp)

Only because now I'm curious.
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>>34267064
> [2] Now that you have a moment to concentrate, the arch idea might be worth it (Wp)

Eight is too much. Also can we use that Grey Knights sword or is to too triple blessed?
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>>34267064
>> [2] Now that you have a moment to concentrate, the arch idea might be worth it (Wp)
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>>34267064
> [2] Now that you have a moment to concentrate, the arch idea might be worth it (Wp)
We took a lot of time bringing down one GK, and that's only because the others were distracted. If we can force that gate open, we'll have the time to deal with them.
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>>34267064
> [1] Eight? You feel so pumped you could take eight hundred. (WS)
HAHAHAHA
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>>34267064
> [1] Eight? You feel so pumped you could take eight hundred. (WS)
YES YES YES
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>>34267064
>> [2] Now that you have a moment to concentrate, the arch idea might be worth it (Wp)
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>>34267064
> [2] Now that you have a moment to concentrate, the arch idea might be worth it (Wp)

We've killed a Grey Knight in single combat. I'd rather not press our luck further.
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Think Cinder think! You can do it! (Roll)

>>34267114
It's a Nemesis Force Sword. The only reason you could use it was because the Grey Knight's hand was still holding it.
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>>34267064
> [1] Eight? You feel so pumped you could take eight hundred. (WS)
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

I can't help but feel that Khorne is goading us with 8 GK's...

>>34267165
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>>34267064
> [1] Eight? You feel so pumped you could take eight hundred. (WS)
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>34267165
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>34267165
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>>34267064
>[2] Now that you have a moment to concentrate, the arch idea might be worth it (Wp)
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>>34267178
>>34267181
>>34267184
Shit...
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>>34267178
>>34267181
>>34267184

Well you'll still get something. But you might not like what you get. Writing...
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>>34267178
>>34267181
>>34267184
Khorne shames you coward with bad rolls.
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>>34267194
If it's Slaaneshi, just don't be stereotypical.
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>>34267165
But I want iiitt!
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>34267194
YAY SLAANESHI WHORES
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>>34267194
Probably a Bolt round to the face?
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>>34267194
>>34267199
If it's Slaaneshi, we leave it on the planet and perform our own exterminatus.
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>>34267216
No, if it's Slaaneshi we turn the tide and kill the grey knights, then we slaughter the Slaaneshi, THEN we open up the portal again and make this a daemon world for Khorne
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>>34267216
Concur
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>>34267216
nah, we need some eyecandy for our blood spa
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No, it's worse.

It's Tzeentch.
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>>34267229
>>34267216
Nah, let's at least try to get along with the Slaaneshi.

In the long run, it'll benefit us. Trust me.
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>>34267229
>then we slaughter the Slaaneshi
In bed?
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>>34267239
You're right.
We need an insecure Shota bloodletter
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Just thought I might ask of our char sheet's up to date since I didn't think we were already at 15 wounds...
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>>34267064

An archway to the twisting realm of your birth that was previous spewing out daemons seems like the perfect place to find new allies. Especially with eight more Grey Knights to fight, though the irony of that number is not lost on you. You cast out your mind toward the arch and are immediately met with an amazingly powerful wall.

“You’ve caught my interest, Cinder. You were slated to die here, today. To that very Grey Knight. Normally I’m supposed to prevent that sort of fate-defying thing from happening but… let’s just say I see great things in your future now. Would you like my help?”

> [1] WHY IS IT NEVER A DAEMON OF KHORNE?! (Turn down the offer)
> [2] What do you want in return?
> [3] Write in

>>34267267
It is
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>>34267267
probably not, we were fully healed before we got our first wound when we went SURPRISE INQUISITOR to the marines at the gate
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>>34267262
>We need an insecure Shota bloodletter

Yes, that would be a good love interest.

>>34267286
> [2] What do you want in return?

IT BETTER INVOLVE CINDER KILLING THINGS.
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>>34267286
>> [2] What do you want in return?
Tzeench damn it
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>>34267286
>> [2] What do you want in return?
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>>34267286
>[2] What do you want in return?

What Daemon is this anyway? I can't see anything saying if it's Slaaneshi or what.
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>>34267286
>3
Turn around and rip the grey knights to pieces.

Don't turn it down, just show him his predictions are bullshit
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>>34267286

What did I tell you? Shambling horrors mean Tzeentch.
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>>34267286
>[1] Juice not worth squeeze.
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>>34267320
>fate and other such nonsense

its a bird fucker
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>>34267286
>[2] What do you want in return?

Other than to hose us in the deal.
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>>34267320
Tzeentch, duh.
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>>34267286
>Tzeentch
NOPE
> [1] WHY IS IT NEVER A DAEMON OF KHORNE?! (Turn down the offer)
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>>34267324
Fucking this.
>Conspiring with fucking tzeentch
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>>34267347
Is this the face of a liar?

And you do realize he planned for you to turn down the offer, so it doesn't matter either way. We'll be alive.
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>>34267324
KHORNE DEMANDS IT
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>>34267286
>> [2] What do you want in return?

Internally think WHY IS IT NEVER A DAEMON OF KHORNE?!
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>>34267286
>[2] What do you want in return?

We kind of need this, guys.
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>>34267324
Has none faith in their own god?
This.
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>>34267390
We really don't.
Fucking seriously, trust in your own godddamn strength.

>>34267324
Seconding
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>>34267286
>[2] What do you want in return?
>[3] Choiced 1 but without the turning down part.

No point in wasting perfectly good anger.
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>>34267324
We're not a fucking pansy ass whore we needs another god, second
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>>34267432
>>34267397
Stop samefagging. It won't help you.
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>>34267413
I'd trust in our own goddamn strength against one or two GK's at once, but fucking 8? unless Khorne does some warp fuckery then we're fucked
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>>34267447
This. Tzeentch planned this shit.
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>>34267447
We wouldn't be fighting them alone.
It's us + 20 lesser daemons VS 8 GK
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>>34267413
Trust in your own stregth against EIGHT Grey Knights. As much as I want to rip and tear and emerge victorious like a khornite goddess of slaughter, we can't get THAT lucky.

It's crazy insane (stupid) gamble.
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>>34267477
We are alone. The herd got thinned.
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>>34267459
And that's a reason to give in?
Man, I'm surprised we even made it this far, Khorne should have gutted us in his own womb for being such a fucking coward
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The samefag is strong here. Just saying.

---

While you all continue to debate, have this mini update:

Luckily, this sort of conversation between daemons takes no time at all. So you have time to actually dig a little deeper.

“I’ve slain one Knight, I can slay eight more. I have no need of your foul sorcery.”

“Mmmm… as much as you think you’re ready for those Knights, you’re not. And your friend Acerea’s having problems of her own. Yes, I know about her too.”

“I will not be beholden to any tricksters or manipulators. Or anyone besides Khorne himself, for that matter.”

“Oh you don’t have to owe me anything. I just want your hat for now.”

> [1] Nope. My Hat. (Turn down)
> [2] Hat for help? You'll get another
> [3] Write in
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>>34267064
There’s eight other Grey Knights.

The lesser daemons have stopped coming from the archway. There’s only about 20 of them left.

>>34267490
What was that?
I can hear you over how stupid you are
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>>34267500
>[3] Write in

I'll have it cleaned and sent over.
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>>34267500
ELH, did Gaelos have another hat? if so then give it this one
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>>34267500
> [1] Nope. My Hat. (Turn down)
Believe in him
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>>34267500
>> [2] Hat for help? You'll get another
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>>34267524
Fuck you too, Anon.

20 lesser daemons isn't what I consider "help" against 8 Grey Knights.
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>>34267500
seconding >>34267529
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Gentlemen, might I be allowed to point out that letting him make his proposition by no means imply agreeing to it? Let him speak, we can always tell him to go fuck himself if what he asks for does not suits us.
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>>34267500
> [1] Nope. My Hat. (Turn down)
Khorne will hate us for this if we accept
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>>34267500
> [1] Nope. My Hat. (Turn down)
> [3] Try to summon more daemons. Proper ones, this time.
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>>34267500
> [2] Hat for help? You'll get another

There are many hats in the universe.
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>>34267546

There are many hats in his wardrobe. Plus Wormbag could make you another fairly easily.

I do so love the little shitstorms that happen any time a new daemon is introduced
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>>34267500
>[2] Hat for help? You'll get another
Comissaaaaaaaarrrr hat is way cooler anyway.

Seriously, way cooler.
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>>34267500
>> [2] Hat for help? You'll get another
This is a hell of a tough call, but we do have a forge demon who is appearantly an excellent tailor at our beck and call. Plus, I want to see what this blue bird plans on using it for.
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>>34267500
>"Are you sure? This one has some holes in it."
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>>34267500
> [1] Nope. My Hat. (Turn down)
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>>34267581
>There are many hats in his wardrobe. Plus Wormbag could make you another fairly easily.

This pretty much settles it.

>>34267586
Also, this so much. Commissar hats and greatcoats are GOAT.
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>>34267500
> [1] Nope. My Hat. (Turn down)
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>>34267581
Give us a loli khornette and all will be well. Trust me, I'm an expert.
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>>34267500

I'll second >>34267593 & >>34267529
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>>34267500
> [1] Nope. My Hat. (Turn down)
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>>34267500
> [1] Nope. My Hat. (Turn down)
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>>34267500
> [2] Hat for help? You'll get another

We can't wear hats if we get kicked back to the warp.
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>>34267500
>2
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>>34267611
no anon, we need a delicious slaaneshi eldar banshee to spill blood with and cuddle with in our blood bath
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>>34267500
> [1] Nope. My Hat. (Turn down)
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>>34267500
>>34267529
Seconded!
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>>34267500
> [1] Nope. My Hat. (Turn down)
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>>34267500
> [2] Hat for help? You'll get another
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>>34267500
> [1] Nope. My Hat. (Turn down)
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>>34267500
> [1] Nope. My Hat. (Turn down)
Who in their chaos infested minds would give their hat away?
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>>34267500
> [1] Nope. My Hat. (Turn down)
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>>34267702
I hope you enjoy dying then.
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You can stop samefagging now faggots, you couldn't make it any clearer
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>>34267500
> [1] Nope. My Hat. (Turn down)
>Turning your back on Khorne
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>>34267500
> [2] Hat for help? You'll get another

It's just a fucking hat.
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>>34267736
No it's not.
It's showing that you don't trust in Khorne, it's showing that you're willing to throw away your allegiance, it's showing that you do not value your father
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>>34267778
Arguably you betrayed Khorne each time you didn't rip and tear your way to victory.

Who gives a shit about working with other Chaos Gods so long as it serves the long term goal.
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>>34267730
I was thinking of mentioning it too but at the same time was wondering if I'm just using it as an excuse to promote my own choice of [2].

Anyway...

ALL VOTE FOR COMMISSAR HAT FOR HEAD!
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>>34267805
I vote in support of Commissar Hat. We can keep the inquisitor robes, for now.
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>>34267778
That makes no goddamn sense. Cinder hasn't even worn the hat long enough for it to have take any chaotic energies or whatnot.
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>>34267805
Only if we get a Skull Mask to go with it.
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>>34267816
This Anon knows what's up.

Did you know that Inquisitor Hat actually consorts with Slaanesh? Would Khorne support that? Would you?

Vote for Commissar Hat now!
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>>34267829
It's more about accepting his help than the hat itself.

The hat is not what Tzeetch really wants, he wants to know that we will accept his help, that we're not a devotee to Khorn, and once he gains that, he can do more. And more.

Until we're trapped in his big old web
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>>34267500
>>34267286

“You want… my hat?”

“Yes that’s what I said.”

“And that’s it?”

“Yes.”

“Nothing more?”

“Nope.”

“...why?”

You hear a sort of frustrated sigh. “Because trying to orchestrate a Black Crusade is hard and you’re proving to be a rogue element. If I can’t predict your movements I might as well ‘join your side’ and work it from another angle.”

That little confession causes you joy. “Oh so it’s actually that a greater daemon of the Changer of Ways needs MY help?”

“Shove it.”

“You first.”

“...”

“Fine. But if you become bothersome, I’m slaying you for good.”

“You lack that ability.”

“DO I?”

“...”

The wall vanishes. A moment later more fire spews forth from the arch. Another mass of Horrors comes rushing through, but so does a single humanoid figure. Feminine in shape with avian features, a Lord (Lady really) of Change steps onto the field. She holds out her hand in your general direction while using the other to drive the Grey Knights back with a torrent of fire.

“I’m waiting.”

You remove your hat and toss it over. Once the hat’s firmly atop her head, her full attention goes towards the psychic fire entrapping the Knights. Once driven into a corner, they teleport away. Presumably either back to one of the ships above or the Capital City. Either way, the battle here is over. For the moment.

> [1] Time to gloat about how you’ve mucked up this gal’s plan
> [2] She mentioned Acerea might be in trouble. Gloating can wait.
> [3] Write in

(Stop Samefagging)
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>>34267816
>mortal clothing
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>>34267866
>[2] She mentioned Acerea might be in trouble. Gloating can wait.

We best check in with our splatter buddy.
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>>34267866
> [2] She mentioned Acerea might be in trouble. Gloating can wait.

Also tell her to cut the bullshit and just tell us what her plans are. It's better if we know them and thus have no misunderstandings.
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>>34267866
>Implying samefagging
Don't listen to retards who have no fucking clue what they're on about.
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>>34267866
> [1] Time to gloat about how you’ve mucked up this gal’s plan
> [2] She mentioned Acerea might be in trouble. Gloating can wait.

Why not have both?
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>>34267866
>[2] She mentioned Acerea might be in trouble. Gloating can wait.
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>>34267866
>[2] She mentioned Acerea might be in trouble. Gloating can wait.

Can't let our favourite Nurgle girl die.
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>>34267866
> [2] She mentioned Acerea might be in trouble. Gloating can wait.

>(Stop Samefagging)
Doesn't work like that. And before someone mentions it, Final Destination Voting does nothing.
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>>34267866
Don't listen to anyone who says any other poster is samefagging unless they're a mod OP, there's no real way to tell if they are or they srent
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>>34267866
>[2] She mentioned Acerea might be in trouble. Gloating can wait.
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>>34267910
>>34267938
Could be he's agreeing with those who think there's samefagging?
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>>34267910
>>34267938
methinks, doth protest, etc etc
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>>34267946
Agrees on his own right, I mean. Obviously he agrees regardless.

Fuck it! Commissar Hat for head.
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>>34267938
I'm standing by the QM's statement in the opening explanation.
>Blatant Samefaggotry will be ignored.

If it looks like samefagging, some of it probably is. I'll let the QM make the call and stand by it. If I don't like it, I'll leave quietly.

Not everything has to be drama. Even here.
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>>34267252
I agree with this action!
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>>34267866
> [2] She mentioned Acerea might be in trouble. Gloating can wait.
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>>34267960
>Covering up our horns
If anything I suggest a brass tiara
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>>34267866
>> [2] She mentioned Acerea might be in trouble. Gloating can wait.
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>>34268008
Inquisitor Hat covers up great khornite horns, while Commissar Hat can be placed so it doesn't.

Do not believe the lites Inquisitor Hat's side spews.
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>>34267866
>3
LOOT THE GREY KNIGHT AND TAKE HIS SKULL
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>>34268045
lies! IN THE LIES!
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>>34267859
>that we're not a devotee to Khorn
you know what Khorne thinks of the birds games?

he couldn't give a fuck if we accepted the birds help, and then punched him in the face afterwards
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>>34268091
This. Khorne knows the best way to beat Tzeentch is to crush every single last chess piece into tiny bits.
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>>34268065
Just to be safe, I will not believe either.

There are four lites.
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>>34268060
Can we do this too?
I want to shove a bloodthirster into the nemesis power sword
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>>34267938
Shut up samefag
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>>34267938
Shut up samefag
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>>34268045
the =][= hat has holes in it for our horns to go through

>>34268060
>>34268119
uhh no, GK's skeletons are engraved with hexagramic anti daemon wards... like everything else they have...
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>>34268126
>>34268150
Oh the ironing.

>>34268060
Second, put everything in hammer space.
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>>34268177
But that hat also hides parts of our horns. Shouldn'y hide at all! Just like Commissar Hat wouldn't. Well, that'show I see it anyway.
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>>34268177
>uhh no, GK's skeletons are engraved with hexagramic anti daemon wards... like everything else they have...
So?
Just need bathe it in Khorn's essence for a few day's and throw a bloodletter inside it and they'll be PRO-Daemon markings!
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>>34268219
Hexagramic wards don't work that way...
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>>34267866
> [3] We must take the Grey Knight's skull as well as loot weapons from fallen Space Marines (Some lasrifles might be good if we use one powercell per shot)
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>>34268236
Chaos works that way!
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>>34268248
Sometimes...
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>>34268241
>>34268060
This pls.
We need moar weaponry, claws are kinda shit
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>>34268252
Just ask for it as a boon from Khorne or a high bloodthirster or something, he'll smash a bloodletter into it so hard it'll turn chaos
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>>34267866

After placing your acquired Knight arm in storage, you powerwalk over to stand before the newest arrival. Now that you have time to look at her, you realize she’s half your size. And sporting pigtails for some reason. “I’ll let the fact you just let my prey escape go if you tell me what’s going on with Acerea.”

With one flap of her wings, she’s back at eye level with you. “She’s currently dealing with the PDF and reinforcements from that Grand Cruiser in orbit. Or she was when I last looked. Lots of lovely zombie things running around.”

“I see. Well I suppose we should make short work of those outside so we can be extracted then.”

“No need, I can open a portal for us rather easily.” Did you imagine her frowning for a second?

“And what’s that going to cost me?”

“The knowledge that you had to rely on my help.”

“I can see we’re going to have FUN working together.”

“Would you rather I leave? Or if I was purple? We’re wasting time.” Her right eye is twitching at this point.

“Calm down short stuff. I’m supposed to be the one with anger and patience issues.”

“I AM NOT SHORT.”

“Sure you’re not.”

“YOU’RE JUST TALL!”

“Uh huh.”

(Housekeeping next post)
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>>34268271
You would be right, except they're CHAINclaws, so you're wrong.
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Well, at least the Tzeetch Demon was not an incarnation of Kuybey...
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>>34268305
>Chainclaws
>Compared to a nemesis powers word inhabited by daemons
Hah!
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>>34268343

I just soiled myself.
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>>34268300
That's so stupid that I can seriosuly imagine Khorne making it happen.
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>>34268304
>“I AM NOT SHORT.”

>“Sure you’re not.”

>“YOU’RE JUST TALL!”

>“Uh huh.”

Oh you.
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>>34268304

Holy fuckballs shitstorm.

+4 infamy for killing a Grey Knight
+2 infamy for the two natural 8 rolls you had tonight

Yes, the Lady of Change is basically your tsuntsun loli you get to bully for the time being. I know how you questers love those. Don't take that literally for the love of Khorne

You'll do some looting of the field before GTFO'ing. Some basic power armor from the Marines, a few plasma-based weapons, and the skull of the Grey Knight you killed.

Think that's it for now. Will answer questions as usual until the thread dies.
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>>34268343
We're already a demon. There's not much worse Tzeentch worshipers can do to us.
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>>34268376
Can we put the Nemesis power blade and the GK armor in hammer space too?
If not, why not?
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>>34268376
Thanks for running, OP! This is quickly becoming a favorite of mine.
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>>34268376
Question for you: If we got an Eldar Soul stone thing, could we do anything with it even though we aren't Slaaneshi?
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>Khornette/Nurglette dynamic ruined with loli Tzeentchette
Dropped.
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>>34268389
Oh ye of little faith.

Think of it this way. Imagine every GM's plan being ruined by players. All of them.

All those players are That Guy. And they all worship Tzeentch.

Fuck.
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>>34268376
>Yes, the Lady of Change is basically your tsuntsun loli you get to bully for the time being.
This is the best thing.

Now we must dress her up in frilly, useless mortal clothes to mock her. She will be even more fun to bully than Smallhorn.
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>>34268422
If we don't like he we can kill her you know
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>>34268376
Thanks for running.
Much fun is being had.
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>>34268437
I'm sure we can find something cute and frilly in our Inquisitorial wardrobe.
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>>34268422
I'm just glad it ain't Slaaneshi.

I'm also scared because it looks like we're going undivided and I don't want no Slannysluts on board the Bloodmobile
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>>34268412
The Nemesis Sword gets a pass because it's not being fueled by a Grey Knight's mind anymore. That's how they work - i.e. fueled by the psychic potential of the wielder

You definitely can't get the terminator armor.

>>34268420
You tell me.

>>34268422
Ye of little faith. She turns out not to work, I imagine you'll just have her hug Mr. Silent. Why do you think he's there? Subtle QMPC ho! But seriously, like all NPCs, I let them run their course to see what works and what doesn't
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>>34268376
Is the Lady of Change good at planning the takeover of entire star systems?
I mean, we could easily take over a planet, but being able to take out a system in the same amount of time would be a boon.

Also, can a lasrifle be made super powerful like in the Space Marine game if we use all the power in an energy cell for one shot?
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>>34268389

And then we wake up in the body of a Slaaneshi Demonette with the CoW grinning from across the room

not like that could happen though...

probably
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>>34268422
>Nurglette enjoys doting on Loli of Change, much to the latter's frustration
>Cinder likes bullying the Loli

Sounds like things are better.
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>>34268376
Thoroughly enjoyed ELH will most definitley come back for more!
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>>34268464
>Khorne worshipper in a Slaaneshi body

Now that is hell.
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>>34268456
Nurgle is fine, Tzeentch is tolerable, Slaanesh is right out. No self respecting Bloodletter would ever work closely with a Slanneshi demon.
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>>34268458
>You definitely can't get the terminator armor.
Why not? It's damn there. And if you're talking about balance issues just say that LOLWARDS + NEEDS FIXING

>That's how they work - i.e. fueled by the psychic potential of the wielder
So if we shoved a daemon in there...
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>>34268485
Like I said before, make the Slaaneshi a perfectionist warrior and suddenly Cinder will find her new best friend.
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>>34268422
Look at it this way: we can always just force her to be our loli secretary and shove her in a corner offscreen to deal with the logistics of our murderhoboing if she proves to be insufferable.

I for one look forward to giving Acerea full freedom to dote on the Tzeentchloli and generally make her uncomfortable.
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>>34268456
Hey, let's just pray to Khorne that whatever Slaaneshis we do encounter are more artful than smutty.
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>>34268496
Perfectionist Slaaneshi Warrior: "No no no! This isn't right at all! I was trying to cut that Guardsman into six pieces, not five! Now I've got to put him back together all over again!"

Might be funny.
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>>34268376
Thanks for the thread ELH

I hope we snagged a couple hats
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Though you all should know.
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>>34268460

Let's put it this way - I realized that you needed someone who could do that sort of thing. Acerea's for fellowship stuff. Unnamed Lady of Change (because I have yet to come up with a good one) for intelligence things. You don't HAVE to use them at all. But doing so might yield better results. Or not. Depends on their mood. >>34268499 gets it.

No that doesn't mean you have to start playing waifu harem simulator 41k.

>>34268490
It's more of you literally can't touch it with your bare hands. There's no way you're going to be able to stuff it into your little bag of holding without blowing it (the bag that's not a bag) to pieces.

>>34268560
>MFW
I guess I need to update the Waifu Reference now and make a new strawpoll
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>>34268560
ThoughT! THOUGHT! Goddamnit.
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>>34268485
what >>34268496 said

daemonettes are not all turbosluts and whores for the whore god

they are daemons of excess, in all forms

so who knows, we might get a daemonette who loves spilling blood and making pretty symbols in the air with it
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>>34268524
I was thinking more like a sniper or gunslinger.

We're the close range expert, Acerea is the tank/druid, and the Loli will obviously be the mage. So why not a long range weapons user to balance out the party.
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>>34268572
>Waifu Reference

That is super helpful, by the way. Thank you for it.
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>>34268572
>It's more of you literally can't touch it with your bare hands. There's no way you're going to be able to stuff it into your little bag of holding without blowing it (the bag that's not a bag) to pieces.
Call a lander down, have cultists bring it to the ship.
FUCKIN DONE
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The question is, Will our as yet to be named CoW enter the Bloodbath of her own accord or will Cinder or Acerea drag her in?

Also, SmallHorns is a Slaaneshi Demon in disguise. Explains why he keeps getting owned by Cinder...
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>>34268560
She needs bigger tits, like C cups, but looking good so far anon
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>>34268598
If I remember correctly, Cinder is a bit flat chested.
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>>34268496
Still would just rather not have one.

Ace is our party face, Loli of Change will be our plotter, and we're the muscle. We got the brains/brawns/babe trifecta down, why muddle it up with someone else who does the exact same thing as us?
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>>34268581
I assumed Acerea was a caster type with a relatively frail form.

I mean, since when is Ara ara~ strong?
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>>34268560
Breasts should be maybe a little larger.
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>>34268592

That would be great, but there's still like an actual Marine chapter and IG outside.

>>34268596
Small Horn is just a whiny bitch sadly.
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>>34268598
Thanks, and I agree.

>>34268610
Well, according to the waifu ref, her breasts are pretty big. Soft, red pillows of awesome.
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>>34268612
When it's completely immune to all forms of pain.

>>34268611
I strongly disagree and feel we should complete our little chaos undivided cult.

Slaanesh can be a huge slut at times, but they also got a shit load of combat drugs and easy corruption methods.
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Well since people are still around (and I remember)...

YOU HIT 16 INFAMY!

IT'S TIME FOR BOOK READING!

> [1] 5 to 1 characteristic
> [2] 2d3 to 1/2 characteristic
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>>34268651
>> [1] 5 to 1 characteristic
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>>34268651
>[1] 5 to 1 characteristic
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>>34268651
> [1] 5 to 1 characteristic
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>>34268651
5 to WP
Brings us to 50, which is great
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>>34268651
>> [1] 5 to 1 characteristic
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Mkay, 5 to one.

Which one?
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>>34268643
>combat drugs and corruption methods
Two things we don't need and don't care about. Combat drugs are for the week and corruption is insidious and sneaky instead of blunt and brutal.
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>>34268581
>"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds."
Autistic yandere sniper waifu when?
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>>34268700
Cinder might not need them, but we're gonna have a whole cult to manage.
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>>34268696
Toughness
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>>34268696
Toughness
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>>34268696
>Fellowship
Since people constantly vote for it anyway,
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>>34268696
Willpower.
Brings us to 50
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>>34268696
Toughness

Today was a close call.
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>>34268700
they are tools anon, tools to further the spilling of blood for khorne

what are you? some snooty ungrateful daemon not willing to shed blood for Special K?
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>>34268696
WP
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>>34268707
Why would we want a bunch of tweaker fops in our cult?
>>34268721
>siding with the one thing in the whole universe Khorne hates the most
We would have better luck dating a black guy as the daughter of a KKK grandmaster.
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>>34268748
We don't have to date the daemonette. We just have to use her to help us kill things.
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>>34268748
>We would have better luck dating a black guy as the daughter of a KKK grandmaster.
A black man successfully sued the KKK because he was not allowed to become a member.

Khorne don't give a fuck as long as we keep spilling blood and delivering skulls for him.

And besides, just think of how much Khorne will use our achievements and accomplishments to brag about to Slaanesh
>HA, SEE THAT WHORE, MY MINION KILLED MORE THAN YOUR MINION YOU STUPID SLUT
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>>34268696
WP, does a lot of shit we need
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>>34268696
WP
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>>34268781
>HA, SEE THAT WHORE, MY MINION KILLED MORE THAN YOUR MINION YOU STUPID SLUT

This.
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>>34268696
WP
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>>34268781
>>34268805
And then they'd hatefuck a warp storm into existence
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>>34268703
I am OK with this.
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>>34268518
>>34268581
>>34268703
An autistic yandere sniper waifu who uses an Earthshaker Cannon as her weapon of choice!
MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!

>>34268612
>I mean, since when is Ara ara~ strong?
ARA ARA IS ALWAYS STRONK!!!
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>>34268696
WP.
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>>34268865
It i~s?

Ara ara~
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I see mostly WP.

So you find a book. It's called "Critical Thinking" by Ivan D. Plot.
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>>34268703
>Autistic yandere sniper
Reminds me of Lisa.
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>>34268560
>>34268598
>>34268614
>>34268636
Okay, what size are Cinder's breasts actually suppose to be?

>>34268842
>And then they'd hatefuck a warp storm into existence
Ah, so a typical Thursday then...
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Or it could be an interior designer/architect who spends her every moment bedazzling our ship, sometimes even lowering our firepower capabilities to make it all more aesthetically pleasing to her bug eyes that can see all the colors.
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>>34268703
>>34268581
You know, I think I might be sort of okay with this. I'd still rather just not have any sort of Slaanesh presence, but gun sluts who can only get moist from a well placed shot are the best kind of sluts.
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>>34268934
>sometimes even lowering our firepower capabilities to make it all more aesthetically pleasing to her bug eyes that can see all the colors.
>lowering our firepower capabilities
And that's when we tear the whore's eyes out.
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>>34268909
http://media.desura.com/images/groups/1/3/2055/1287265230232.jpg

This, I think?
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>>34268909
Something like 28C in English bra sizes
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Newest reference is over to the left.

Hat Poll: http://strawpoll.me/2382037

An ACTUAL daemonette will not be introduced except at a comical thing you slay. that's current plan anyways.
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>>34268971
>No "No hat" option
>No GK skull option
Shit taste/10
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>>34268934
Pffff... why go with the stereotypical fashionistte?

>>34268941
Is it still alright if she uses an Artillery piece though?
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>>34268971
Sniper daemonette has some appeal, though.
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>>34269019
No.
If we're going that route she should be a captain of a tank she decks out with the finest weaponry.
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>>34269025
I thought we were doing Sniper CULTIST, not Daemonette.
Cultists can be turned and so such can be justified, outright Slaaneshi daemons are different.

>>34268971
At what infamy do we rank up to Bloodthirster?
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>>34269049

"Rank ups" are planned at 30, 60, and 90.
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>>34266060
1 and 100 ALWAYS override.
Read the rules post, dinguses
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>>34269049
>I thought we were doing Sniper CULTIST, not Daemonette.
Same here.

Or we could go with the Lisa idea from >>34268889 and have her be a corrupted Man of Iron.
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>>34269049
>I thought we were doing Sniper CULTIST, not Daemonette.
>Cultists can be turned and so such can be justified, outright Slaaneshi daemons are different.

Well, I'll defer to your superior 40k knowledge then.

I just think we need a dependable long range weapons user in our retinue.
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>>34269060
Fuck yaer.
I suppose at 100 we challenge the current Khorne for the throne
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>>34269097

No you just sort of get a pat on the head and a "I'm proud of you, daughter."

Maybe
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>>34268971
I say we give the Commissar Hat to the Loli of Change so that we can order her around and pull rank on her.
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>>34269114
Or we have angry hatesex and create Cindy MK2
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>>34269114
I don't see the nemesis power sword on the sheet.

Would punching a daemon into the sword so much it willingly sealed itself in there power it properly?
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>>34268963
Eh... I think the Waifu chart uses a different pic with a -1 cup size...

>>34268970
But that's only an American B!!!
...And she only has a 28 inch band?
That seems a bit scrawny chested for a Daemon of Khorne...

>>34268971
>>34269025
INDEED!

>>34269032
Nah man, she's got an Earthshaker Cannon she uses as a Sniper Rifle, one that she doesn't let ANYONE ELSE "Mess with..."
Cue Sniperette not being any help because she spent all her time getting her piece into position.
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>>34269154
Fucking stop, giving ANYONE an earthshaker is fucking overpowered as shit.

Actually, I'm back to not wanting a Slaaneshi daemon/cultist since it would just encourage ND that much more.
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>>34269114
So, is the Tzeentchette's height like a statement about Tzeentchian demons that says Horrors and Flamers can change themselves all they want but they must accept being changed by Tzeentch Him(?)self to become a Lord(?) of Change?
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>>34267611
I will piss into my own face if we get a goddamn loli
you people are borderline pedophilically obsessed with them
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>>34269148

It's in the note for the arm.

>>34269182

Something like that.
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>>34269205
Better start pissing, anon.
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>>34269154
Bra size =/= actual chest size.
Not sure how it works with other countries, but if you go up by 2 numbers and decrease bra size, said bra can actually fit you better, the reverse is also the same.
So effectively I'm saying she's an English D that should be a 30, but the best fitting bra would be a 28D.
After seeing that picture it looks more like it than what I proposed before
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>>34269205
Too bad, gaylord.
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>>34269205
You have already peed yourself.

That being said, I'd prefer a Shota bloodthirster that's insecure about his battle skills. Mainly due to the fact he goes Berserk and can't remember shit when he's ripping and tearing
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>>34269180
>Fucking stop, giving ANYONE an earthshaker is fucking overpowered as shit.
Dude it's just ONE artillery piece, Cinder has a whole damn cruiser under her command!
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Cinder will have decent breast size. According to the sheet, it'll be B-C. Point is, she'll visibly have breasts but not too big.
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>>34269263
That actually sounds even worse.
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>>34269263
Holy fucking shit it's good
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>>34269263
>Shota

No.

I learned that mistake with a certain bit of smut.
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>>34269325
/ss/ > /u/
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>>34268376
>>34269218
>>34269243
>>34269263
fuck
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>>34269342
Wait what's wrong with Shota?
Which piece of smut?

Shota can be a lot of things, it's like the word loli
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>>34269345
/murdehobo/ >>> /slaaneshi smutfaggotry/
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>>34269342
Dreams, crushed.
>>34269356
Just because we want to have a partner doesn't mean we want to fuck them 24/7
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>>34269350

Mr. Silent, what are you doing here?
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>>34269371
>we want to have a partner
YOU want some faggy shota, I just want to kill things.
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>>34269342
What's the problem with Shota man?
Can't stand small guys?
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>>34269382
>Faggy Shota
I want a bloodthirsty killing machine the acts insecure about his worshipping to Khorne when he's not in a berserk rage.
Stop assuming this shit
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>>34269355

Hint: It's the first thing ELH ever wrote and what helped create /wst/. He's gone on record as hating himself for writing it before.
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>>34269410
Can't you just link it damn it?
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>>34269402
You said yourself you want some insecure little kid to molest that is also the perfect killing machine with no flaws. It sounds dumb, snowflake as shit, and in no way adds to the quest.
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Eh. I'll go and wait and see what the GM whips up for Slannesh. Just because we're going to be a Black Crusade doesn't mean we have to give up our long term goal of drowning as much of the galaxy as we can in blood.
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>>34269435
What about an Autistic Daemonette who's only occasionally useful with her Artillery Sniping?
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>>34269435
>Shota to molest
Where the fuck did you get that from?
>Perfect killing machine with no flaws
Did you SERIOUSLY, just call someone who goes Berserk a killing machine without flaws?
Not only do their kill their own troops, but they're pretty goddamn reckless with their own life, and ignore any sort of strategy over BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD.
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Tracy Jordan, the Black Crusaders are coming for you.
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>>34269410
Wow that's a lot to live down.
Now post a link to it. Or at least give us name.
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>>34269460
Just shut the fuck up, fuck off and stop shitting up the threads, the same for the rest of you faggots bitching and moaning.
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>>34269485
No, I'm sticking around until Cinder either gets an Autistic Artillery Sniperette or a caricature of me gets cut down by her.
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>>34269468
>Where the fuck did you get that from?
see >>34269371
>we want to have a partner
>Not only do their kill their own troops, but they're pretty goddamn reckless with their own life, and ignore any sort of strategy over BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD.
Yet he gets away with it just fine, and all of these things are positive aspects when viewed through a Khornate lens.

It sounds like a really shitty concept that adds nothing to the quest that you only want in because it's your fetish.
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>>34269460
Or a daemonic version of that one archer lady who fell in love with her bow and the Eiffel Tower?
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>>34269536
...Elaborate.
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>>34269516
>a caricature of me gets cut down by her.

And just like that, all Slaanesh daemons suddenly no longer exist.

Yes I'm serious. Khorne's very happy about it.

Get out and never come back.
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>>34269527
Does a partner mean a fuck buddy?
No, it means partner in crime, battle, basically everything our Nurglette has been.

>Yet he gets away with it just fine, and all of these things are positive aspects when viewed through a Khornate lens.
Well yes, mainly due to the fact it's essentially a replica of Kharn that I'm thinking of here, someone that really does embody Khorne instead of ourselves
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>>34269550
Well later then...
Jeez Emergency Literary Hologram...
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>>34269550
ELH, you keep being fucking awesome and don't ever stop.
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>>34269550
Woo! Go Khorne!
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>>34269550
ELH, does punching a daemon into our nemesis sword to make him possess it power it?
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>>34269578
>basically everything our Nurglette has been.
Then why do we need him?
>Well yes, mainly due to the fact it's essentially a replica of Kharn
So you do admit that he is not only essentially flawless, but basically just a shota kharn for you to molest?
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>>34269550
I am now imagining Khorne and ELH performing the greatest high five of all time. Don't ever stop being so awesome man.
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>>34269599

I point to Tomb of Blood's pre-written adventure as precedence
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>>34269550
Do they get replaced by grotesque blobs of arms, dicks and vaginas that play musical instruments? Those would make fine lesser daemons. Besides, if we ever wanted a Slaaneshi ally, daemonettes are chump change. The Secret Kerpers are where it's at.
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>>34269607
>Then why do we need him?
I meant in social terms. He would be a partner in the terms that we are going to fight with him, not in the terms that he's our sexual or romantic partner.

>So you do admit that he is not only essentially flawless,
In Khorne's eyes he would not be flawless due to the fact he would be insecure outside of being berserk.
In a normal person's eyes he would not be flawless due to going berserk
>but basically just a shota kharn for you to molest?
Well sure, if you ignore the part where I said we wouldn't be doing sexual things with him Not that Bloodthirsters actually have genitals and other half of his character where he's insecure about his ability to serve Khorne
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>>34269669
>Secret Kerper
Hahaha, what is that even? I meant Secret Keeper.
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>>34269627
I have no fucking clue what you mean
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>>34269669

I hear good things about Malal.

I don't know. Chaos doesn't have to make sense. It could be Lelith Hesperax for all that it matters in the Grand Scheme of things.

No it won't be Hesperax.



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