>>34190514
>[ ] Mother fucking Anthony Grant, leader of the 1st Panzer Division, that's who! Christen the ship yourself.
We don't give ourself enough credit for just how awesome we are. We need this. Besides, this aint Merica no more.

>>34190514
>[ ] Do it together with Lilac
Engineer pride world wide.

>>34190514
>Hand the bottle to Judicature. She can probably throw the bottle at some crazy angle and make this the most bad ass christening ever.

>>34190514

>>34190569
>>34190671
>>34190684

Let's just all christen it together. We'll find a way to make it work!

>>34190514
>>[ ] Do it together with Lilac
I want us to have to bend over to break a bottle on the ship.
I can't picture it now and its adorable.

>>34190514
>[ ] Hand the bottle to Lilac. She designed the thing, that's pretty important.

>>34190725
>>34190671
Going with this due to time run out.

[+1 Dwarf Holding]
[+1 Engineer Pride(World Wide)]
[+1 Inebriated QM]

2 days a night isn't getting too much for you is it? If you're having trouble keeping up with 2 days a week it's better to just keep it on one day.

Man, its a quiet thread today, huh?

>>34192273
Well I was too late to vote, and I usually get here halfway through the thread.

>>34192273

We are all in harmony.

Besides, peace and quiet beats reading like 50+ posts of waifu arguing, right?

>>34192374
I don't know really, I never read the things people post.
I just don't like seeing a thread go an hour without atleast someone saying something. Makes it feel lonely.

>>34192411
Yeah, it is oddly quiet tonight. Maybe people are just busy doing things?

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>>34190904
“Then we should both do the honor.” You respond.

“What?”

“We're both important cause we designed it, and you're a lady. I think. There's only one way to be sure.”

“Are you saying you want to check?”

“Only if you're offering.” You smile and point to her to denote you're only joking.

She remains silent for a while before saying, “I can't reach that far.”

“Huh!?” Did she just offer? Well, you could always kneel or-

“The ship.” She says, “I can't reach the ship.”

“Oh! Right.” That makes sense. Of course she meant to the ship! What the hell were you thinking!? Stupid things, that's what.

You wrap your hands around the sorceress and lift her up.

Lilac speaks, “I christen thee...!” She winds up the bottle like a bat and you swing your body, and her with it. Her arms unfurl and the bottle shatters on the iron hide. “Manifest Destiny!”

You shout, “Engineer pride world wide!”

The crowd cheered. It was made up of <49erS> workers and anyone who was curious about the land-ship. The ensemble on the stage also begins to applaud the event. The leader of the <49erS> then began to give a speech on the great feat that has been completed this day. You didn't really pay attention.

Lilac climbs up onto your shoulder and away from your grasp.“You know, I've always wanted to christen something I made.” She says.

“They didn't let you do that?” You reply.

She chuckles and looks down to you with a smile. “Well, electronic systems and explosives don't make good christening material. Turns out breaking wine bottles on them is dangerous.”

“Are you saying you tried it before?”

“No, no. I just thought about it from time to time.”

“Well, I'm glad I could help you with your dream.”

“I wouldn't say dream, more like strange want.”

“Then I'm glad I could help you with your strange want!”

>>34192547
She gets a good chuckle out of that. “Some times you're too nice, you know that?”

“A man should always help people he cares about.”

She gives you a soft smile. “You should stop doing that before we do something we'll both regret.”

“What?” You respond. That seemed to come out of nowhere.

She hops down from your shoulder. “Nothing!” She says, “Just...” She shakes her head. “Forget I said anything.”

You give her a very confused look. The hell is she talking about.

Then Derogation unleashes a yell that breaks your thought process. “PARTY ON THE SHIP!”

Party on your ship!? You didn't authorize that! But then again, these guys had worked hard on this thing; they probably deserve a nice party on the thing they built.

The crowd began to chant, “PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY!”

One by one they all began to climb up the ladder onto the deck of the ship. Barrels of liquor and beer flowed like fountains and Trove leads in song for everyone.

“Farwell and aideu to you Spanish ladies!

“Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain!

“We just received orders to sail for New England

“And we very soon hope to see you again!

“And we'll rant and we'll roar!

“Like good Yankee whale men!

“We'll rant and we'll roar!

“On deck and below!

“Until we sight Gay Head above Matha's Vineyard,

“Straight up the channel to New Bedford we'll roam!”

The workers and crew, and just about anyone off the street are all congregating with each other. You look around. You're not very good at parties; that more of Canis' thing, but you know how to keep yourself from being a wallflower, unlike your brother, and that's good enough.

>>34192571
[ ] Mingle with the randos. Never a bad time to start recruiting.
[ ] Schmooze with the <49erS>. Maybe you can get one last deal or two before you leave Boulder.
[ ] Socialize with the two <Sweet Cake> girls. What the hell did Lilac mean by that statement anyways?
[ ] Speak with the <Morning Star>. Always a good idea to be friendly with the law.
[ ] Sing with Trove. It's been a while since you sang a good sailor shanty.
[ ] Other

>>34192594
>[ ] Sing with Trove. It's been a while since you sang a good sailor shanty.

>>34192594
>[X] Schmooze with the <49erS>. Maybe you can get one last deal or two before you leave Boulder.
Free tanks, people.

>[x] Sing with Trove. It's been a while since you sang a good sailor shanty.

I think he is the party member we know the least about anyways and we should sing with him more often

>>34192594
>[ ] Speak with the <Morning Star>. Always a good idea to be friendly with the law.

I'm guessing noone wants to try "Takeshi's Intervention, Part 2"?

>>34192594
Morning Star. Our brother needs help once word of his "accomplishments" catches up to him.
We also need to drunkenly call up our friend and rub in the awesome party he's missing in his face.

>>34192827
What accomplisments? Fake burning down a town, getting tricked into thinking he murdered a person or threatening a bunch of landers?

>>34192860
We dont know what. I'm operating from what our character knows.

>>34192594
>[X] Mingle with the randos. Never a bad time to start recruiting.
Let's get this good shippin' crew filled out!

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>34192827
>>34192717

>>34192684
>>34192617

Dice god! Give unto me, your drunken servant, the path I should follow!

1) Morning Star
2) Trove

>>34193015
Dice gods have been drinking

>>34193015
All hail the dice gods!

>>34193015
[+1 Rollin' down to Old Maui]
[+1 Singing Mastery]
[+3 New, Drunken Friends]

>>34192717
I wanted to try but I didn't see a chance for it. I guess in retrospect morning star might be a good idea for that route but i figured our group psychiatrist is a good start.

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>>34193098
Recruitment? Recruitment!

>>34190514
キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!
sorry I'm late to the party shep

>>34193309
Same boat. Just got off work. At least I get off earlier today than I do on Tuesdays.

>>34193309
>キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!
Is... Is that a good think?

Still writing.

well with that intro I guess there's two ships about to set sail.

>>34193569
it's a Japanese emoticon meaning "Its here!!!!!" with as much excitement as an emoticon can have

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>>34193098
“Tis a damn touch life,” Your pirate friend belts out, “Full of toil and strife,

“We whalermen undergo!”

You push through the crowd till you're at the edge of the open circle around Trove.

“And we don't give a damn when the day is done.”

You begin to let out loud claps to the beat. Soon the entire crowd joins in.

“How hard the winds did blow!

“Cause we're homeward bound from the artic round!

“With a good ship, taut and free!

“And we don't give a damn when we drink our rum,

“With the girls of Ol' Maui!”

This is the part you know, so you join in.

“Rollin' down to Ol' Maui, me boys!

“Rollin' down to Ol' Maui!

“We're homeward bound, from the artic round!

“Rollin' down to Ol' Maui!”

With the chorus complete, you go silent again.

“Once more we sail to a northerly gale,

“Towards our island home!

“Our main mast sprung, our whaling done,

“And we ain't got far to roam!

“Six hellish months we passed away,

“On the cold Kamchatka Sea,

“But now we're homeward bound from the artic round,

“Rollin' down to Ol' Maui!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pla7nDYciI4

The song goes on and soon every has their arms around each other's necks, shifting left and right to the beat of the song.

Everyone sings as hard as they can for the last chorus, which doesn't sound too terrible, but then again, you started drinking already, so your judgment probably isn't the best right now.

“Rollin' down to Ol' Maui, me boys!!

“Rollin' down to Ol' Maui!!

“We're homeward bound, from the artic round!!

“Rollin' down to Ol' Maaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!”

Everyone begins to cheer and clap and whistle and yell.

You look to the guy you have your left and around. Some no guild who probably came up from off the street. Some wolf-hair that's a 50 Guardian/50 Mason named Edifice. You look to the guy you have on your right. Some half-alv 60 summoner/45 Tailor named Tarot. Both are without a guild.

>>34194587
“Hey!” You say to the two, “How're you two likin' the party?”

“It's good!” Edifice shouts over the white noise crowd.

“We're no intrudin' or anything are we!?” Tarot adds.

“Nah!” You shout back, “The more the merrier! Anyone tell you otherwise, you throw them off my ship!”

“This is your ship!?” The mason asks, his surprise on his face.

“Hell yeah! I designed it and the <49erS> made if for me! It was my prize for winning the race!”

“Holy shit!” Tarot screams, “You're the guy!”

“I'm the guy!!” You respond.

“Wait right here!” The guardian says, “I need to introduce you to my friend!”

Soon a new person arrives, a human being lead by the wold-hair.

“This is my friend, Carnegie!” Edifice says, “He's a high school robotics teacher!”

Carnegie is a tall elf druid of level 50, with 50 levels in the Champion subclass. You've never heard of the subclass, but it certainly sounds fancy.

You shake his hand and say, “Nice to meet you!”

“Nice to meet you too!” He responds, “So, how'd you build this thing!? Whenever I tried to build things, the gears refused to touch! It's like the thing was made of two cow magnets facing the same pole!”

“The engineering subclass!” You respond, “My friend how helped design this ship had the same problem! Then she guessed that it might have something to do with the subclass! Turned out she was right!”

>>34194609
“You're kidding me!” The teacher responds.

“Nope! That's all you need!”

“Well shit, I'd probably switch subclasses if I didn't like this title so much!”

“Is that Carnegie!?” You hear a familiar old man's voice shout.

You and the rest turn to the leader of the <Morning Star>, who has wasted no time wrapping his hands around the druid's hand. “I thought you retired!” He says.

“I did, but I heard of another new expansion coming out, and after so many years out of the game, I thought it'd be time for me to come back!”

“Well, I don't mean to cut into your conversation, but I have read every single one of your posts in the PvP forum and I reckon you could teach my guild a thing or two!”

The champion laughs, “Well, I've been away for so long I'm sure they'll have more to teach me than I do them!”

The cleric leads the the teacher away. Did Brimstone just steal a possible recruit from you?

[ ] Recruit these two before the <Morning Star> strike again!
[ ] What's Takeshi up to?
[ ] Follow Brimstone and steal the champion back.
[ ] Other.

>>34194635
>Recruit these two before the <Morning Star> strike again!
Party member get x2!

>>34194635
>[X] Follow Brimstone and steal the champion back.
ROBOTICS AND ROBOTICISMS GET

>>34194635
>[ ] Recruit these two before the <Morning Star> strike again!
We need more power in our guild!

>>34194635
>[x] Recruit these two before the <Morning Star> strike again!

Even if this is a quest about MMOs, poaching potential members still makes my blood boil.

But making a whole lotta drama about it usually doesn't help. Besides, Edifice is one of Carnegie's friends. If we get in good with him, Carnegie becomes easier to attain.

>>34194635
>[X] Recruit these two before the <Morning Star> strike again!
If we have time afterwards,
>[X] Follow Brimstone and steal the champion back.
He knows mechanics, after all. We need a repairman for our ship. And he can fight, too. Holy shit.

>>34194635
Other. We try to get the teacher dude to join friends list. I think the prospect of us trying to make spare parts for him to see how things go might be a great opportunity for both of us. He gives engineering advice on stuff whether or not Lilac suddenly changes her mind and we get a dood who teaches us how to make robot claws or creates experiments for us to try even if it's just some instructions every once in a bit.
At the very least it's a source of income since we need gear upgrades.
We're some supremely gimp motherfuckers right now.

>>34194635
>Recruit these two before the <Morning Star> strike again!
being a friend of a friend helps. Do the friends list thing too.

>>34194769
>poaching potential members still makes my blood boil.
About half of my Wild Star guild left because the top raiding guild on the server promised them faster raid progression than we can give, so I know that feel.

>>34194884
>>34194873
>>34194769
>>34194711
>>34194676
[+1 Friendly Conversation]
[+1 Promises of High Adventure]
[+2 ????????]

>>34194997
Guess that means they both either go for it or not.

All or nothing!

>>34194997
if we get his 2 friends he will probably join us?

>>34194997
i cant believe i missed the lilac options shep
dam work interfering with mah dwarfu

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>>34192571
>She gives you a soft smile. “You should stop doing that before we do something we'll both regret.”

>“What?” You respond.

Fucking please Ambrosis.

>>34195829
We will get some dwarf lovin by the end of this thread I think. After that statement its hard to not go for it.

>>34195887
we better
i will be displeased if we dont

>>34195829
I spent a good 5 minutes figuring out the meaning of this image rather than writing.

I'm sorry.

>>34196417
You really should watch Haganai if you haven't already.

>>34196417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHie04JYNaE

>>34196477
He really shouldn't, unless you want the quest to turn to shit.

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>>34194997
Fighting over one potential member when you have two right here is foolish. If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, then two in the hand it probably worth far more than one in the bush. Especially if the one in the bush is tied to on in the hand.

Or something like that. Metaphors were never your thing.

“So, you two aren't in a guild are you?” You ask.

“I haven't been on since vanilla,” Edifice explains, “And Tarot hasn't been on since the first expansion.”

“Then we come here for the...” Tarot says, “What is this, the tenth!?”

“The expansion wasn't out yet!” Edifice comments, “It was coming out in a few days!”

“I heard Japan got it already!”

“That wouldn't make any sense!” You interject, “They'd have to update all the servers with the new data, so why not just let us use it then!? I mean, I know I preordered the damn thing for my brother and then myself, so there's no reason to release it to others and then us! It's from an American company anyways!”

“Yeah, you're right!” Tarot responds, “It must have been some left over hate from those Final Fantasy MMOs!”

“Never played!” You say, “What were they like?”

“In short...!” Edifice explains, “The Japanese were like super gods of the game, and we Americans had to toil in the dirt!”

“Really?” You say.

“No, but it felt like it! It felt like they out did us at everything, and they always got their expansions a month ahead of us!”

“I heard...” Edifice says, “That they really just did it to get away from Americans for a month because we were just disruptive assholes in their eyes!”

“Were we actually being dicks or-?” You ask.

“Of course we were!” Tarot responds, “We're the well meaning dicks of the world! It's the American way!”

“We should invade Japan.” Edifice shouts suddenly. “That'll show them for flaunting their power in Final Fantasy Eleven!”

>>34197145
“Are you crazy!?” Tarot shouts in response, “With how they play MMOs they probably all know the secret to food with taste and have flying laser-fortresses! We should be more worried about them invading us!”

Edifice adds, “We should go to Big Apple to find out how to make food with taste! Then we'll open up a shop to get enough money to buy enough land-ships to destroy all their laser fortresses!”

You feel this is a good time to speak, “Actually, we're heading for Big Apple soon. My brother knows the secret of how to make food with taste, and we'll be meeting with him soon, but I can't say he'd share the secret with non-guild members.”

“Please don't encourage him.” Tarot responds.

“Ignore him!” Edifice shouts, “Encourage me all you want! Just tell me the secret!”

You hold up your hands in a shrug. “I don't know it. My brother's the only person I know who does, but we'll meet with him soon enough. The crew for the ship isn't large enough, but if you want to travel with us to Big Apple, I'm sure you'll learn the secret sooner or later.” You pause, “Not to mention crazy things seem to just be attracted to me. We fought a level 89 monster from another server at one point, which we only killed with an item that's not supposed to be accessible by PCs.”

“With that kind of power, we could defeat the Japanese invasion force!” The mason says.

“Please stop.” The half-alv laments, “There is no Japanese invasion force.”

“That we know of!” The wolf-hair continues, “They could be off the shore of California right now!”

“So...” You interrupt, “If you guys want to join the crew you can join my guild or-”

“Anything to stop the Japaneses Invasion Force!” Edifice pauses. “What's that as an acronym? JIF? We must stop the JIF at all cost!”

>>34197174
The tailor sighs. “Well, if I can taste real food once before my friend here can start an international war, sure. I'll go.”

You send both of them a guild invite and then <1st Panzer Division> appears above their heads.

[ ] Personally introduce the two to the rest of the crew.
[ ] Get someone else to introduce them to everyone while you do something else (Secondary vote if this wins.)
[ ] Other.

>>34197198
>[ ] Personally introduce the two to the rest of the crew.
Ask them about Carneigie

>>34197198
>Personally introduce the two to the rest of the crew.
I bet Trove is gonna love 'em!

>>34197198
>[ ] Personally introduce the two to the rest of the crew.
And now we have a secondary goal of invading Japan. Should be fun. I would have preferred the second option but I feel like leaving it to the rest of the group would scare off our new recruits.

>>34197198
>[ ] Personally introduce the two to the rest of the crew.

>>34197198
This party is terrible anyways. Introduce them to the rest. I'm sure Edifice and Takashi will get along great.

>>34197264
>>34197261
>>34197260
>>34197247
>>34197245
[+1 Personal touch]
[+1 Avoiding Takeshi]

>>34197334
>+1 Avoiding Takeshi
Why do I feel like we really fucked up now?

>>34197389

At least it's not a +5 Vorpal Avoiding Takeshi?

>>34197334
>Takeshi vs Edifice

It's going to be so delicious. Summoners are more useful than samurai.

>>34197490
He's an assassin, not even a samurai.

And so /pol/ joined the crew.

>>34197574
I don't mind. At least we'll hear "HAPPENING" almost every week.

Wait, when did we actually form a guild?

>>34197927
During the three day jump last session.

Still writing.

>>34197941
Two threads ago, rather. Damn me for not checking first!

>>34197389
Hey, hey, heeeey. We'll cross that bridge when it comes. And by cross that bridge I mean avoid Takeshi for even longer.

>>34198819
>>34197389
Well not like he can't come to us.

>>34198961
Well we've actually succeeded in letting him relax on his own and meditate, and have him not interact for a few sessions. All we have to do is stay on course, and that problem sort of handles itself.

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>>34197334
“Let me introduce you two to everyone!” You say. You look around the crowded party and quickly realize that Trove is the obvious first choice. “This is Trove.” You motion over to the man you've been standing next to the entire time, “Trove! These two have just joined the guild and will be going with us to Big Apple.”

“Yarr!” The pirate responds, “It be nice to meet you!” He holds out a hand, which they both shake.

“So,” Tarot asks, “Do you always talk like a pirate?”

“Yarr! I do!”

“Why?” Asks Edifice.

“I don't be seein' why I shouldn't! Yarr!”

The two new members look to each other and shrug. They don't seem to have a reason for him not to.

“Trove's been with us since we left from South Angel.” You say, “In fact, everyone's been with us since then. You two are the only ones who haven't.” You ponder for a while before saying, “Anyways, we have more people for you two to meet! You'll have more time to talk with Trove and everyone after introductions, though!”

You lead the two through the crowded deck. You look around to see if you can spot any other guild members. That is when you notice the not-samurai standing around, not doing much. “Ta-!” You stop yourself. Talking to him would probably be a bad thing, now that you think about it. You turn away from him, trying to avoid his gaze. “Uh, let's see if we can find someone over here!” You say to the two. “Oh!” You say, having spotted someone in gold, “Judi!”

The duelist turns around to see you. “Did you know Carnegie's here!?” Is all she has to say as response.

“Yeah,” You say, “I talked to him a bit.” You motion to the two behind you, “These two are friends of his. They'll be going with us to Big Apple.”

>>34199352
The cavalier's eyes widen as she looks at the two, “You two are his friends!? I- Uh- I...” She holds out a hand. “P-p-p-pleased to meet you. I-I-I'm Judi... Cature. Judicature! My name is Judicature! Well, not my name, my screen name! Do you think you can help me talk to Carnegie, not that I don't want to talk to you, but I've been trying to talk to him and I don't know how to get into the conversation. Why am I still talking!? I'm sorry!” She begins to scoot off from you three, but you grab her and truck her back over to the new two.

“So,” You say, “This is Judi. She's very shy and likes old, French movies.”

“Casablanca's not French...” She mutters.

“Okay, fine, old movies.”

“Judi, this is Tarot and Edifice. They'll be going with us to Big Apple.”

“Oh. Uhh...” She responds, holding out a hand.

Edifice is the first to shake her hand, “Nice to meet you, Judi. I'm Edifice, and this is my friend Tarot. You said you wanted to talk to Carnegie?”

Judi responds with a nervous nod.

“Hey Carn!” Edifce shouts out to the man standing less than a couple feet away, “Come talk to this lady!”

You look over to Judi, who is fidgeting. “M-maybe I should just leave before I screw something up...”

Carnegie is upon the group in a flash. “Someone need me?”

Judi blathers incoherent sounds for a while before laughing nervously and turning to walk away again.

You grab the blonde once more and force her to confront the champion. “This is Judi.” You say, “She's a fan.”

“Nice to meet you.” Carnegie says, holding out his hand.

“Ahhh... umm... I....” She quickly grabs the man's hand and begins shaking it quite violently, “Nice to meet you! I'm Judicature!”

“So I've head!” He says with a laugh, “Something you wanted to ask me?”

>>34199368
“I... Umm... You... are really good at... umm... PvP guides...” She begins laughing nervously again.

He laughs once more. “Well, thank you for that! I'm surprised people still read that old thing! It's been, what, twenty years? Geeze. I feel old now.”

“I'm sorry!” She suddenly shouts, “I didn't mean to make you feel old!”

“It wasn't you, it was time that made me feel old.” He then looks to his two friends, “Did you two join a guild without me!?”

“We had to to stop the JIF!” Edifice responds.

“The peanut butter?”

“No! The Japaneses Invasion Force!”

Tarot only offers a shake of the head and, “Just don't ask. It'll only make your head hurt. All you need to know is we're heading to Big Apple to find out the secrets of food with taste.”

“And with it we'll fund a project to stop the JIF!”

“I made up the invasion thing!” Tarot shouts, “What part of that didn't you understand!?”

“That doesn't mean it's not happening!”

“It's not happening!”

“IT'S HAPPENING!” Edifice goes screaming through the party, “IT'S HAPPENING~!”

Carnegie puts his hand to his face. “I'll go get him.”

“No,” Tarot responds, “I'll go get him.”

The summoner goes wading through the party goers after his friend.

“So,” You say, turning back to the champion, “Think you might be interested in going with us to Big Apple?”

“Seeing as Edifice is going with you, I feel I'd owe you a debt if I didn't.” He then looks around, “Hey, where'd that... Judi girl go?”

You look around too. She's gone.

[ ] Go find Judicature. She needs to learn to not be so nervous around people.
[ ] Keep talking to the legendary Carnegie. Judi is probably fine, she just needs some time.
[ ] Go introduce Carnegie to people that are not Takeshi.
[ ] Other.

>>34199388
>[ ] Other.
Introduce everyone to Takeshi, our coolest bestest friend.

>>34199388
>[ ] Keep talking to the legendary Carnegie. Judi is probably fine, she just needs some time.
She will have the entire trip to talk to him. We need to keep on a talkin' to him.

>>34199388
>[X] Send that old man a guild invite. Old men love guild invites.
Then,
>[X] Go introduce Carnegie to people that are not Takeshi.

>>34199388
>[ ] Keep talking to the legendary Carnegie. Judi is probably fine, she just needs some time.
It's a party. Perfect time to get to know out new legendary guildmember.

>>34199388
>[x] Go find Judicature. She needs to learn to not be so nervous around people.

>>34199388
>“IT'S HAPPENING!” Edifice goes screaming through the party, “IT'S HAPPENING~!”

YES! The /pol/ack is very amusing.

>[ ] Keep talking to the legendary Carnegie. Judi is probably fine, she just needs some time.

She'll come around, but we need to know more about this guy and why his e-peen is bigger than ours.

>>34199388
>Go introduce Carnegie to people that are not Takeshi.
Sweet! Expert party member get!

>>34199388
>[x] Keep talking to the legendary Carnegie. Judi is probably fine, she just needs some time.

>>34199388
>call judi
>tell her if she doesn't come back in the next 5 seconds you are telling everyone her deepest secrets

>>34199426
>>34199456
>>34199457
>>34199476
>>34199525
[+1 Knowledge (Legendary PCs)]

>>34199543
Sure, why not!
[+1 Bully Judicature]

I'm kidding. Maybe.

>>34199543
>>34199588
FUCK!

>>34199588
pls no bully

pls

>>34199588
>bully
Its only bullying if she doesn't come back, and when she does we hit her upside the head and remind her that no one cares.

Hello?

>>34200436
Hi

>>34200436
Oh hey, there's still someone else here! I kinda thought the thread was dead.

>>34200436
>>34200448
howdy

>>34200449
I guess OP takes a mighty long time to write.
I checked and the time between two posts was around three hours.

>>34200449
thread dont die till shep says thread is die
das how it works here

>>34200449
>>34200453
>>34200459
Yeah it takes him a while but it'll happen. I think. We just haven't been as talkative tonight so It feels empty is all.

>>34200459
I don't know why, but I'm starting to write slower and slower as time goes on.

I'm very sorry.

Thank you for still being here.

>>34200459
Maybe he passed out/died? TinyShep is usually faster than this.

>>34200459
cant rush quality anon

>>34200479
no worries shep is good mang just plz more dwarfu

>>34200482
I would never rush quality...
>>34200492
Dwarfu worstfu

>>34200479
Don't worry about it!! We're all just glad this is still going on.

>>34200500
Dwarf Waifu is best, damnit. How can you not understand this.

>>34200500
anon plz

>>34200479
No problem Shep, quality over speed is what's important.

>>34200523
When you go to sleep at night you often want someone you can spoon/cuddle.
NOT someone you can stick completely inside your pillow case or drop into a decent sized sack.

>>34200646
Clearly you do not know the glory of dwarf women. I weep for you, brother.

>>34200646
>tfw nobody to spoon/cuddle

>>34200676
>tfw I secretly spoon a dwarf sized pillow every night.

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>>34199588
“So, Carnegie, why do you have so many fans?” You ask.

“Hm? Oh. About twenty years ago I was the best PvPer in North America. That's how I got this title.” He points to the name plate above him, “They had a monthly tournament and people who won could swap out their subclass with the Champion subclass. So, after the first tourney, of course I it. After a while, though, I realized it probably wasn't the best subclass to take!” He chuckles, “The worst part is that its bonuses only work in tournaments, not open PvP, and the only way to level it up is to win more tournaments!” He chuckles again. “By the time I left, I'm pretty sure I was the only person who had the title.”

“Wow!” Is all you can think to respond with, “So, you're really the best in the world?”

“In North America.” He corrects, “I quit in vanilla, before they started having the world tournaments, back in the... third expansion? I'm not too sure, I was focusing on school at the time.”

“Huh. Well, it's still very impressive.” You says, “What's this I hear about a PvP guide, though?”

“Oh, I wrote this PvP guide back before I quite called... Uhhh... The Art of PvP? I never actually read the Art of War then, but I wanted it to sound like I knew more than I did. That's the kind of things a thirteen year old does.” He chuckles, “Geeze, there were so many people who wanted to know my secrets back then. I kinda liked explaining my secrets really; it's probably the reason I became a teacher.” He laughs, “You know, when I got curious about the game again and checked the forums I saw my guide still on the front page with some... twenty thousand posts in it. It was quite a trip.”

“So... What WAS your guide? I mean, what did it say in it?”

>>34200776
“Just some advice on positioning and the like. It was mostly about tournament PvP at first, but then some people started asking about open world, so I started talking about bottle necks, ambushing, and the like. The thing to realize is that it's just one huge mind game.” He laughs, “I just remember when people said you can't ambush people because they show up on the minimap, but all you need to do is just not look like you're forming an ambush. Twenty people sitting on a ridge? Of course that looks like an ambush, but five people? No one would find that suspicious, which is why you have them just wait till the target shows up and have your main forces standing in the middle of the forest far enough away that the minimap won't see them. Then you have the five in the middle of the road hit them all with slows and stuns and other CC. When they do that, you have your main forces come rushing in while your targets can't get away. Of course now that I posted that, people knew to look out for that and sent scouts out into the forest, so to counter that you'd have to take out the scouts without them realizing they were being attacked by other player...” He laughs and shakes his head, “I'm sorry, I'm rambling.”

“No, no.” You say, “Please, go on.”

>>34200784
“Well, what'd you do is round up a bunch of monsters with a Tracker, drag the mob train over to the target's scout, then have the tracker disappear, putting all the aggro on the scout. BUT because I also posted that people knew to look out for that as well, so you'd report an ambush when you'd see a tracker disappear with a mob train, so people would just start retreating when they saw that, so what you would do then is have the scout report an ambush when they were already far PAST your ambush, you'd actually follow them from forever away, have them retreat with the tracker, and then ambush them while they were trying to retreat. After that people stopped retreating backwards, so then you'd need to ambush them BEFORE they get to ambush so they would charge right into it. Then they would run off the road and... I think you see where this is going.” He starts laughing quite heartily. “And, the crazy part is, back when I looked on the forum a couple days ago, people started going back to the five guys in the middle of the road technique because everyone was expecting something less obvious!”

“Are you some kind of tactical genius?”

He shakes his head, “No, I was just some kid just trying to counter my own arguments after I posted them.”

You're not quite sure how to respond until you suddenly realize, “Oh! I completely forgot to invite you to the guild! You don't mind, do you?”

He waves away your comment. “No, I don't mind. Anything to help me keep tabs on Edifice. He's... Well, we all have our troubles now. I'm sure everyone that wants out is acting that way.”

You hand him an invite and he accepts.

He smiles, “Ah, a tiny guild. I much prefer things this way, but with me here, I'm not sure how long it will stay tiny.”

>>34200803
“Not too long, I hope.” You say, “I intend to have an entire division of land-ship steam-tanks.”

“And take over all of America?” He responds.

“So you heard that speech?”

“I don't think anyone didn't hear it.”

“Well, we all have to do something to keep ourselves busy. Some like to build things. Some like to make money. Me? I'm gonna get to Big Apple, talk with the head of <Swich Licour>, and hopefully get a deal to fund the building of more land-ships.”

“Well, at least you're not enslaving people.”

“Heh, I... what?”

“You haven't heard? There's some players going around enslaving Landers.”

Worry creeps into your mind. What if Aideen runs into these slavers? She'd probably resist them. They'd probably be level 90, so they could... kill her. You can't even bring yourself to think how this would affect Canis.

[ ] Begin launch procedures. It's time to catch Aideen and Canis.
[ ] Introduce the legendary PvPer to the crew. You're just worrying too much.
[ ] Go find where Judi went.
[ ] Other.

>>34200822
>[ ] Go find where Judi went.
Oh fuck

>>34200822
>[ ] Begin launch procedures. It's time to catch Aideen and Canis.
Its time to continue our quest. We'll probably run in to our brother on the way.

>>34200822
introduce him to the crew especially lilac asap so she will be more likely to come with us

>>34200822
>[X] Introduce the legendary PvPer to the crew. You're just worrying too much.
A few hours' delay won't affect things in the grand scheme much, right?

Right?

>[X] Call Judi
"We're planning on leaving soon. And Carnegie is in my guild now. Wanna join? Either way, hurry back or you'll get left behind."

>>34200822
>[ ] Begin launch procedures. It's time to catch Aideen and Canis.
And learn more about these slavers.

>>34200822
>Introduce the legendary PvPer to the crew. You're just worrying too much.
Tell him about Aideen

>>34200822
>Go find where Judi went.
I don't think we're going to launch in the middle of the part and I'm sure Trove can handle the introductions. Let's go find our missing party member!

>>34200822
introduce him to crew, call lilac to come,
while we wait, make small talk and ask him if he thinks it would be possible to power a railgun with high level players magic

>>34200822
>[ ] Go find where Judi went.

>>34200822
>[ ] Go find where Judi went.

I'm starting to get worried for her.

>>34200822
>[ ] Introduce the legendary PvPer to the crew. You're just worrying too much.

With how far behind them we are I don't think we can really effect the outcome of anything.

>>34200822
>[4] Begin launch procedures. It's time to catch Aideen and Canis.
>[1] Introduce the legendary PvPer to the crew. You're just worrying too much.
>[2] Go find where Judi went.
>[3] Other: Let the party last 1-2 more hours. Thank everyone for everything. Give small inspiring parting speech. Tell the <49ers> to keep making them, and make sure that they find a way to spread this knowledge. We want every guild that proves their worth of being good folk having a tank.
We want America to be back to the way it was best as possible before the Databasing. Lastly, admit to them publicly the secret to engineering. We have to build it ourselves. Tell them we need to act like we're in the real world once again and-

How the fuck does no one there realize this means ACTUALLY COOK THE FOOD AS THEIR SUBCLASS AUGH. MAYBE AMBROSIS SHOULD REALIZE THAT THE RETARD. Where was I.

>-and to make sure we make this world we are stuck in, change for the better, because we are Adventurers. No. That is not the term we should use now. Adventurers worked when the world around us did not change. That it did not have the dangers present we cannot ignore forever. We are now HEROES. Heroes would stand against oppression. Darkness. Evil. And I(Ambrosis) know that we'd all want to be the heroes of this world. Let's become that.

>>34200822
>[x] Go find where Judi went.

>>34200822
go hit on lilac

>>34200933
>>34200924
>>34200897
>>34200886
>>34200860
First to 5.

[+1 Introductions]
[+1 Has anyone seen...?]

>>34200994
Ambrosis is great when he needs to make a bullshit/inspiring/rousing speech. It's like he was born to be a politician. Or cult leader. Or Superhero.

>>34201061
Cult leader

Hourly bump to keep this a little active to give Shep time.

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>>34200994
You shake the thought from your head. They're probably off somewhere stupid like Canada.

Okay, maybe not Canada, but maybe certainly somewhere far away. The leader of the <Morning Star> is here, there's no way there are slavers anywhere near here. You just need to calm down.

“Hey, let me introduce you to the rest of the crew.” You say, leading the legendary old man away. “You've already met Judicature, we'll probably catch up to Canis in a few days. He went on without us. There's also Takeshi, but you can meet him later. He's...” You try to think of a good word. “Stupid. He's stupid. That's probably the best way to describe him.”

“Oh. I see.” He responds.

“You haven't met Trove yet!” You say, “He's pretty much our main tank and main source of booze once we get on the road.”

“Oh, a brewer. Don't suppose he found a way to make it taste real yet.”

“If he did we'd probably have a ship twelve times as big.”

“Yeah, good point.”

You push past the crowd and back to Trove who had just finished a great rendition of Leave Her, Johnny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fVQwzv5Qfc

“Trove!” You shout, “This here's Carnegie! He's also joined the guild and the crew!”

“Yarr!” The pirate says, “It be nice to meet'cha!”

“It's nice to meet you too!” The champion responds, shaking Trove's hand. “You've got a great singing voice.”

“If ye worked like I did, you'd also be good. Yarr!” He responds.

“I'm sure I would!”

You begin to think to yourself. He's met Trove and Judi, you don't want him to meet Takeshi yet, and Canis is missing. Who does that leave? Ah! Lilac.

You look around, but can't see the dwarf anywhere. She is very short, so it's to be expected.

“I have one last person to introduce you to!” You say, dragging the old man away. “She's a dwarf so it's hard to see where she is...” After a while you focus on the UI and see the arrow associated with her pointing down.

I don't know whats delaying Shep, but 5 bucks says its Takeshi's fault somehow.

>>34202325
Did she leave the ship? No, she's just below deck. She's probably more interested in the mechanics of the ship than she is in the party. You vaguely remember where the stairs are from your drunken rampage yesterday. You travel down the stairs and threw a metal door. Middle deck is pitch black once the door closes behind you.

“Bug light!” Both you and the druid shout, which brightens the area with lights.

You follow the arrow to the central area of the deck, the sleeping quarters. You get close to the entry way when you hear Judicature.

“He does!” She laments, “He thinks I'm stupid! All I could do was stand there and babble on! Argh! Ambrosis saw everything! Give me some rope so I can hand myself!”

“You're over reacting.” Lilac's voice responds, “Also, I don't have any rope.”

“Then I'll just suffocate myself with a pillow!”

“That's not going to- Okay, fine, but you're still over reacting. I don't think he even cares.”

A light bug orbits around you and into the room. You see Judi laying on a bed, head down in a pillow, and Lilac sitting on the bed across from her. The green light from the bug gets Lilac's attention, which she doesn't seem favorable towards your sudden appearance. She attempts to silently shoo you both away.

Carnegie speaks, “Something wrong?”

Lilac palms her face with both hands.

Judicature raises her head from the pillow and slowly turns to look at you two.

You raise a hand to motion for her to calm down, but all Judi does is yell out, “I- I gotta go do a thing!” She then leaps out of the bed, runs to the opposite exit of the room, and runs off into the darkness.

You faceplam with a sigh.

“Smooth as always, Melon.” Lilac states.

“Melon..?” Carnegie responds, “Wait... Rouge? Is that you?”

“You've figured it out, Melon. Congratulations.”

>>34202336
You look between the two. “Do you know each other?”

The champion nods and says, “Rouge was my personal tailor back when I played.”

“He hit on me constantly.” The sorceress adds.

“Well, I was thirteen, it was a confusing time.”

Lilac remains silent.

“Yeah...” The champion says, “I'm really sorry about all of that.”

An awkward silence blankets you. You need to do something to stop it, or at least get away from it.

[ ] Go find Judicature before she runs head long into a wall and knocks herself out.
[ ] “Hey, let's talk about something else!” Try to change the conversation to something else.
[ ] Other.

>>34202332
I swear if I had a dollar for every post I made 30 secs before it became irrelevant...

>>34202350
>Back when I played
>20 years ago
Lilac confirmed for at least Christmas Cake

>>34202350
>[ ] Go find Judicature before she runs head long into a wall and knocks herself out.
Why is Judi Hanako?

>>34202350
>But you guys are friends all the same, right?

>>34202350
How old is Lilac?

>>34202389
If she was the same age as Carnegie, mid 30s. Probably not older than 50 though, since 30 year olds don't tend to pick up new mmos

>>34202389
I won't answer with a direct number, but the order of ages within the party from oldest to youngest are...

Trove
Lilac
Canis/Ambrosis
Judicature
Takeshi

>>34202350
>[ ] Go find Judicature before she runs head long into a wall and knocks herself out.
Girl needs a bit of positive reinforcement. And by a bit I mean a metric fuckton.

>>34202368
Women are like a fine wine.

>>34202435
Well we certainly can't ask lilac how old she is, lets go ask Trove and get a rough number

>>34202435
>Trove
Wow I wouldn't have guessed he was the eldest the way he never breaks character. Maybe he learned all these old sea shanties back when they were new.

>>34202435
>Takeshi lowest
I bet he's 12 or something.

>>34202471
He mentioned hes a high schooler. So no matter which way you look at it, hes still an idiot.

>>34202443
Too young and you're chewing on vines and too old and you're ingesting bacteria riddled tar?

>>34202484
Year 8, anime/japan club goer.

Calling it.

>>34202484
Well yes I have yet to meet a teenager, high schooler or otherwise, that wasn't an annoying worthless shitlord. Myself included.

>>34202486
>not chewing on vines
But they're filled with sweetness!

>>34202494
Also his dad beats him and his mom is dead because "muh tragedy and escapism"

Trove is probably a 50 year old wizard that lives with his parents or in a shack. May or May not be a 200% hardcore red fair guy. Most likely demands all his drinks be served to him in a leather mug he made himself. listed on a minimum of one federal watch list.

>>34202350
>[x] Go find Judicature before she runs head long into a wall and knocks herself out.
Mini pep talk, tell her he's just another dude who's now in my guild so -don't worry- he tolerated us and we're pretty certain we're awful people.

>>34202530
>leather mug
what?

>>34202350
>[x] Go find Judicature before she runs head long into a wall and knocks herself out.

>>34202350
>[X] Go find Judicature before she runs head long into a wall and knocks herself out.

>>34202368
Confirmed for creepy japanese shit. Also that shit's japan only. In america, we don't shit all over a woman after 26.

>>34202585
I wish I understood a word of what you just posted

>>34202350
>Go find Judi

>>34202598
He shits on women after 27

>>34202580
>>34202571
>>34202440
>>34202370
>>34202546
[+1 Wandering into the Dark]
[+1 Pep Talk]
[+1 Knowledge (Lilac)]

>>34202598
Christmas Cake is a japanese businessman term mean when a girl is 26 years old or older, she's useless as wife material, so don't marry her.

In America, we call that a cougar.

>>34202617
>post 26
>cougar
no.
thats past 40, get your shit straight

>>34202626
Then what's the term for a woman from 26-40. Just "A woman" because we're not as crazy as Japan?

>>34202673
middle aged

>>34202678
I thought that was 40-60

>>34202693
Not nowadays

I fell asleep for like 7 hours and we're still going? Shep and you guys are really dedicated! And now I feel bad because I missed most of the fun

>>34202678
That's more..35 to 60. No, 26-35 is something else. Just 'adult' most likely.

Well I need some sleep, so don't fuck things up with our waifu, gentlemen.

>>34202968
our waifu is Lilac or Judy? I can fill in for you, anon.

>>34203005
Clearly, our waifu is Judi

>>34203030
>not dwarfu
disgusting

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>>34202614
You need to get away from this, you can't stand the silence and you don't want to be standing between these two if something happens.

You take a step away and head out of the section into the main area of the deck. You start to walk around the large, empty section, seeing the light dance across all of the closed gun ports and the metal flooring. In retrospect you probably don't need this much room to move around and fight in, you probably could have given people some better beds. Then again, it's only open right now because you don't have any cannons yet.

You walk over to a hunched over figure in the fetal position.

“You okay?” You ask, sitting down next to Judi.

“No.” She responds, “Go away.”

“Really?” You sigh. “You really need to learn how to stop giving a shit. You stutter in front of some guy! Who cares!?”

She lifts her head to look at you.“It was not some guy! It was Carnegie, author of the Art of PvP! Even after nine expansions people still use his guides! Everyone in the guild reads his guide! And now he thinks I'm an idiot!”

“He doesn't think you're an idiot.” You say, “And if he does he's not worth caring about. Hell, if he thinks you're stupid I'll toss him overboard myself, legendary PvPer or not!”

“You'd do that for me?”

“Of course! No one insults my friends!” You think for a moment, “Except me. Some times. When no one's around.”

“Y-you make fun of me behind me back!?”

“No, no. I make fun of Takeshi, Some times Lilac, Canis on very rare occasions, but never you. Yet. I think. There was that one time we had that really awkward conversation when I first heard you sing. I might have made fun of you then.”

“You're not helping!”

“Sorry! I'm just trying to be honest, but think about it. When I first met you I thought you were an idiot, and now I know the past me that didn't like you is a jackass. First impressions really aren't as important as people make them out to be.”

>>34203066
She mumbles something, but you can't hear it.

“What was that?” You say.

“You're the worst.” She responds.

“Why do you say that?”

She remains silent for a while, but then says, “First you make me sad, then angry, then happy, then angry again, then happy again. You're the worst.”

“Well, you're happy in the end, so that's all that matters to me.”

The light of your bugs go out. The effect must have run out. You should probably light them again, but you just don't feel like it right now. The darkness is relaxing right now.

“I WAS NINE!” You hear Lilac scream. You are so glad you got out of there. “DO YOU REALLY THINK I KNEW ANY BETTER!?”

“I said I was sorry!” Follows the voice of the new recruit, “What more do you want from me!?”

“I DON'T...!” Lilac's voice quiets down and you can't hear it anymore.

You rest your head on the bulwark of the ship. You should probably see to that, but it's just so comfortable here.

[ ] Get up and go see what the two are yelling about.
[ ] Just stay here and relax. They're adults, they can deal with their shit on their own.
[ ] Other.

>>34203076
>[X] Just stay here and relax. They're adults, they can deal with their shit on their own.

So Lilac is 29?

>>34203076
Stay, relax, and get comfy

>>34203076
>I was nine
did they E ARRRR PEE?

>>34203076
[x] Just stay here and relax. They're adults, they can deal with their shit on their own.

>>34203076
>[x] Just stay here and relax. They're adults, they can deal with their shit on their own.

Damn. i really wish i hadn't been so sleepy last night. The one time I absolutely had to be there and -Holy fuck we're still going?
>>34202673
The closest thing i can think of in that age range is milf since that's when suddenly all of your friends you didn't see for a while have kids.

>>34203076
>[ ] Get up and go see what the two are yelling about.
Now, Judi, this is going to be incredibly uncomfortable for both of us, but we need to sit this through while keeping a straight face.

>>34203096
>>34203137
>>34203109
Time ran out. Going with this.

>>34203269
Good morning LH quest. How the fuck are you still running Tiny? It's been hours!

>>34203269
Crap I passed out at 4:30
Good Morning

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>>34203269
You just relax your muscles. You can still hear Lilac and Carnegie bickering. You really don't care as much as you should. You hope Lilac won't leave because of this. You let out a sigh. Life is stressful.

He hear a dull thunk and Judi cry out. “Ow!”

“You okay?” You ask, “Need me to turn the lights back on?”

“N-no! I-I'm fine!” She says.

“Okay.” You close your eyes. You can barely tell the difference in light, but it helps you get more relaxed. Maybe you'll just sleep here for a while.

You feel some pressure on your hand. You instinctively look towards it, but it's still pitch black. You feel around with your fingers and realize there is a hand in your palm.

“Judi, is that you?”

“Yes.” She whispers. “Do you mind?”

“Not... really, I guess.”

She squeezes your hand. “Do you like me?” She asks, “In... in a more than friendly way?”

“I don't know.” You respond, “I'm just... confused right now.”

She stays silent for a while and then asks, “Would you mind if we stay like this for a while?”

You think it over for a couple of seconds and respond with, “No. It's... it's fine.”

“Okay.”

There is a moment of silence and then you hear a metallic thump and a light coming from the sleeping quarters. Lilac goes storming out of the room, swings the door to the deck open, and leaves. Carnegie runs after her shouting, “I said calm down!”

Then the world is quite and dark again. You lean your head back and let out a sigh. “Things are stressful.”

Judicature squeezes on your hand. “It'll be okay.”

---
END SESSION

Over 12 hours of writing and only 6k words. I'm doing terribly.

>>34203556
Go home TS. you're drunk.

>>34203556
Night Shep! Or morning I guess.

>>34203556
Alright maybe I'll take a Judi over a dwarfu

>>34203556
>Lilac
>Judi
>Pick one

Life is suffering

>>34203579
>>34203573
>>34203571
Thank you all for reading.

Feel free to post questions or angry comments.

>>34203615
Well Judi is gaining a LOT of points in my books right now and Lilac recently lost a LOT with the whole "I was lying" incident

>>34203556
>this post
>that hand holding
Why are these sad feels?
Oh right, my romantic life has been shit since my first girlfriend who was just like this
;_;

>>34203556
>HAND HOLDING
>ON MY /tg/

FILTHY HERETIC SCUM!

My kokoro is going doki doki, Judi confirmed best girl

Hearing a person talking about the Japanese as superior(and being serious about it) at final fantasy was like a time warp. It's kinda funny how they devolved into a last resort once they stopped having "unfair" advantages over everyone.

>>34203689
Also, I just wanted to add, that was really brave of her.

Can we hold her close to our selves so she feels safe?

Judi is love

Thanks for the amazing session, shep!

>>34203625
I still prefer lilac, dam me and my ability to always miss important votes for lilac scenes
How old is ambrosis btw? I forget

>>34203556
Thanks for running so long tonight Shepherd, even if I did just get here when it was basically over.

>>34203717
>Can we hold her close to our selves so she feels safe?
With how Ambrosis currently feels? No. He's too unsure of his feelings right now; however, due to choices, he is certainly leaning towards Judi more heavily.

>>34203625
If all the Judi shippers on tonight make lilac leave I will sad, curse my shitty timing

>>34203909
;_;

>>34203909
Damn it Ambrosis, get it together!
>>34203913
She's not going to die just because we choose another girl, you know.

>>34203961
This, and as far as I can tell shes pretty much trying to shove us and judi together

>>34203909
TS, how much does Judi like to cuddle?
Can this end up happening regularly?

>>34203913
>lilac leave I will
>lilac leave will
>lilac will leave

Illuminati secrets or complete gibberish?

Only time will tell.

Unless it's already happened.

>>34203979
>TS, how much does Judi like to cuddle?
Spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers.

>>34204074
Spoilers! My ultimate nemesis, we meet again!

>>34204074
you could at least lie and trick us like you usually do

>>34203556
Aw man I wonder what went down between those two. Even if we do wind up waifuing Judi I hope Lilac is doing alright.

>>34204074
Well then.
Clearly the way to beat the spoilers is to cuddle with Judi and find out!
Time to make our waifu blush and be happy!

>>34204074
Speaking of spoilers, I'm starting to wonder when Judi will spring her sudden but inevitable betrayal on us.

>>34204114
>get drunk
>find judi
>cuddle while complying about shit
I want it

>>34204129
>Judi
>Betraying us
You're funny.

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>>34204129
And here I thought everyone forgot.

>>34204152
Remember when we all hated you? You're doing it again.

Awesome thread Shep, has it been archived?

>>34204152
Didn't she already betray us by handing over the horse?

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>>34204152
Your happenings are hard to forget, Shepard

I just remembered, wasn't Lilac the liar?
God damn it tiny

>>34204172
Man, he was dropping hints way before she did that.

>>34204135
Would prefer to do it while sober.
But yes I want to do it too

>>34204102
That was pissing people off.

I've mostly stopped.

>>34204166
It's all going to be okay.

>>34203615
We can have an harem you know...

Nah,only pick Judi

>>34204152
...Wait what?

>>34203972
Might need to ringup for some love advice on this and inform him about the slavery thing.

>>34204210

>>34204166
Meant >>34204164
Oops.

>>34204230
...So Judi will keep being best girl then

>>34204319
Spoilers? Spoilers!

I wake up to you lot hand holding Judi.

Goddamnit.

DWARFU, PEOPLE! DWARFU!

This better be a temporary thing until shortstack love is upon us.

>>34206036
I think the ship is sinking, captain.

It was a valiant effort to say the least.

>>34206036
Nope, I'm going with Judi.
The dwarf can go with someone else.

>>34206173
Yes.
Yes it has.
Judi is love - she even killed a Genius

>>34206173
Goddamn what time is it where you lot are posting from? It's fucking 4 am where I'm at! Shepard I take my hat off to you. And Lilacfags better pick up the motherfucking pace if they don't wanna miss out. Judi is putting the moves on the MC, thats endgame tier shit in waifu war terms, yo.

Wake up to see the last two choice and its great Shep, I love it. As much as I love Judi cuddling though I gotta admit, I really want to know what the hell the other two were arguing about.

>>34206610
It's a little past noon for me.

I think I have insomnia.

On the subject of Lilacfags v Judifags, the Judifags pretty much have it in the bag at this point. It'd be an uphill battle for the Lilacfags at this point. I just hope the Judifags don't confuse confirming their victory and pushing Lilac out of the party.

>>34206835
I don't want to push Lilac out.
I just want to romance Judi, is all - I'm hoping that the first meal that tastes good will be given to her by us

Hey TS...
When's the next thread?

>>34207065
Tuesday, probably, but if it's not it will be Saturday.

>>34206835
I dunno, we know a whole hell of a lot less about Judi than we do about Lilac. If Judi does something to drive a wedge between her and Ambrosis, and if Lilac actually makes it clear she has feelings for him, it will pretty much level the playing field. Don't underestimate /tg/'s capacity for fickleness, Shepard.

>>34207191
The next session will certainly be an interesting one.

>>34207578
Yep gonna be interesting reading all those posts where we cuddle with Judi

That Sudden But Inevitable Betrayl will be upon us. Lilac, for what it's worth, the worst she did was lie to us about something she was dumb about. Judi however will betray us in the future, after all the way we treat her! Clearly Lilacfags must keep up the pace in this.

>>34207746
Stop trying to start shit as anon Tiny

>build land ship
>flirt with dwarf for past few threads
>jump ship the same night for another ship
It's like I'm playing AA2

>>34207796
That wasn't me.

I know better than to remind people of the title each character holds.

They're supposed to be surprises that I told you about forever ago. Except Takeshi's. His was a joke.

>>34207882
But they're all jokes right Tiny?
say no and I will find you and kill you

>>34207918
Are you saying Lilac wasn't a Liar this entire time?

It's okay, though, because everything will be fine.

There will be pizza in the morning.

>>34207882
Not answering is a no no

>>34207845
Judi killed a Genius, she was literally killing herself to get us to this place faster.
She's awesome.

Erm, TS?
You know that when there's talk of how Judi is going to betray everyone... it kind of encourages those who are hoping for her to try and force Lilac away.
I don't want to do it mself (as said before I just want cuddling with Judi), but it's a thing.

>>34208088
No one cares if she was a liar, we do care if you specifically designed your characters to be a specific thing and do specific things forever, that's called being a bad QM

>>34208099
A what?

>>34208125
I just realized Judi is literally a throw away character, she is a bundle of little quirks, she is damn near useless in all things, and she will eventually betray us giving us no reason to keep her around
God you suck at being a QM Tiny

>>34208159
Remember after the race?
She oneshot that creature, gave Coyote and her husbando a chance to be on their own.

>>34208166
>Useless
What the fuck are you on about
She's awesome, have you not been reading the quest?

>>34208193
What has she done besides drive us? and do something anyone holding the wand could do?

>>34208209
Slowly killing herself to get us there faster?
Volunteered to come and join us?
Been around to talk to us (she's known more about the game and was willing to talk about it) when she could've just been doing her mission?
Joined us in the race (even though she certainly didn't have to)?

>>34208209
Man, Lilacfag, stop bitching.

>>34208248
>Slowly killing herself to get us there faster?
I said besides driving
>Volunteered to come join us?
Yes and?
>been around to talk
Okay?
>when she could of been doing her mission
So she decided to do nothing instead of something? 10/10
>joined us in the race
Still driving us
>>34208268
I'm a Judifag, I'm just pissed at Tiny for being a shit writer and making characters that are objectively shit in things not waifuy

>>34208088
>It's all going to be okay.
You were wrong

>>34208166
Now you're just jumping to conclusions.

>>34208209
>What has she done besides drive us?
Got everyone out of the murder mansion safely.

>>34208317
I guess I was.

>>34208343
>jumping to conclusions
>REMEMBER GUYS BETRAYAL IN COMING
>CHOO CHOO BETRAYAL
>DON'T FUCKING FORGET BETRAYAL
>jumping to conclusions
Fuck yourself Tiny

>>34208343
>got everyone out of the murder mansion
I actually forgot that one, fair enough, but one thing ain't exactly making her a character

>>34208343
I told you that you were doing it again, I fucking told you man, hate train is coming to town

>>34208377
you seem quite mad
I actually like how things are progressing

>>34208469
>you seem quite mad
You're damn right.

>>34208377
>>CHOO CHOO
No.
I don't think a single session has actually gone the way I envisioned it, not that I mind.

>>34208404
Perhaps, but removing her main mechanical benefits is like asking "What has Ambrosis done besides heal and engineer?" or "What has Canis and Trove done besides drink and sing?"

Also, Judi watched over Lilac when Lilac was over working herself. Does that count?

>>34208425
It keeps happening.

>>34208540
>does that count
Half way.
also
>stupid shit Judi does
>comparable to making TANKS
>FUCKING TANKS
also I didn't expect anything out of Trove or Canis

>>34208540
You should start heeding my warnings, I'm always right

>>34208577
Tanks count as engineering.

>>34208597
>Tanks count as engineering
Of course they do? When did I imply otherwise? Are you just being an idiot now? You drunk?

For what it's worth, TS, I like Judi.
Hoping we can spend more time with her next thread.

>>34208626
The challenge put forth was something that wasn't engineering or healing, which are Ambrosis' main mechanical benefits. Which are comparable to Judi's main mechanical benefit of riding/driving skills.

The fact that you are pointing to one character and saying, "Look how little she has done! She must be a throwaway character!" when I just pointed out that by your standards NONE of the characters have really done much and, by your logic, must all be throw away characters.

I doubt you'd believe me, but very few characters are throw away characters. I think the only ones that were were the racers and the <49erS> engineers that showed up that one thready.

>>34208791
So you're being retarded. Got it.

Holy shit you're still here.

I'm glad I didn't try to stay up and watch the thread end, jesus.

Good job Shep.

>>34208836
Yes.

You caught me.

I was being retarded the entire time.

>>34208840
I can't sleep, so I've been here stirring the paranoia pot.

>>34208176
So monsters that are Demi gods?
Which I'm assuming the map man was who was also the thing she hit and we found that tooth of that also killed a dragon and destroyed the first land ship.

>>34209292
Geniuses are a special type of monster which did not exist in the world when it was still a game. They have many special abilities, which generally revolve around controlling any beat-man race (Mobs, NPCs, and PCs) and having some kind of game-breaking ability, assuming their ability even follows the rules of the game.

tKiI's special power, which I kept neglecting to explain, was that if he touched someone, their equipment would be sold, but they would get no money from it. How strange.

Tabula was specifically supposed to say that he saw the "Are you sure you want to sell?" menu pop up a bunch of times before vanishing.

>>34208791
This is why waifuwars are shit. It gives people nothing but butt flustered neckbeards who carry on like toddlers who don't get their way.

Leave the shipping to the East India Company.

>>34209362
>Leave the shipping to the East India Company.
This phrase is amazing. I will probably use it some time later in my life.

>>34209359
So ya, basically demigods then.
Interesting.

MiB mind controlling them perhaps? Who knows.

>>34209409
If you're implying MiB is a Genius with mind control powers: MiB isn't a Genius, he was in the game before the databasing.

If you're implying MiB is controlling the Geniuses: As Coyote explained, MiB is no more. He has been replaced by "something."

>>34209491
I wasn't implying he was a Genius, but a raid boss that had become aware of them and used his own abilities to dominate one or two. Sort of like kidnapping and brainwashing an infant or a knight having a dragon for a pet.

>>34209359
Welp, don't matter now, since he's dead.

He's not dead is he

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>>34209525
Well, he probably would have if he knew about them.

Getting stabbed a bunch of times probably didn't help either.

Being buried where No one could find him definitely didn't help.

Am i the only one who cares more about takashi and what his deal is, rather than all the waifu wars?

>>34209706
>Caring about Takeshi
Yes. I mean, if it were Canis or something, I could understand.

But not Takeshi.

>>34209815
Why?

>>34209706
I wouldn't be surprised if he woke up one day and started spouting (heavily broken)japanese.

>>34209838
Because it's fun to shit on him. Everyone has an annoying friend like that.

>>34209871
Thats a pretty shallow character, and i doubt TS would make an annoying friend, when he seems to put at least some thought into them. Mystery surrounds the samurai, which no one has cared to look into. Makes me q.q

>>34209706
I care about Takeshi.

But I probably know too much about him not to care.

>>34209706
No, actually. I'd also like to see why he acts that way whereas waifu shenanigans don't do a lot for me.

>>34209952
::^D
Takeshi best waifu.

>>34204152

I like the quest but I wish you would stop emulating SM's QMing practices.

>>34210059
Never read his quest. I was just stirring the pot to reach the bump limit so I could finally post one of those last second prophecies. I've been trying to do it for the past 5 threads and have never been able to because we're never reached bump limit in that time.

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>>34210124
Pretty sure we've reached the bump limit. You waiting for page 10 or something?

>>34210124

Stirring the pot with conspiracy, HAPPENINGs, and Doompaul is what he used to do all the time.

It did not go well with the playerbase after a while and he eventually had to cut back or risk alienating most of his players.

>>34210254
I've heard the story before.

People seem to be quite sensitive to the strangest things.

I didn't even say anything half the time. Although, the comments were certainly suggestive, I must admit.

>>34210252
Yeah, I generally wait for page 10, but I'm starting to finally feel tired now, so I'll probably make an exception just to get some sleep before my body decides its not tired anymore.

>>34210252
>>34210279

Five lines

And five lines

This is not a coincidence.

All you need to do is

Stick them together.


You know, every time I look at them, I think to myself, everyone must have figured this out by now and this hint will just make everyone look at me like I'm an idiot, saying, "Well, duh! We already knew that!"

Oh well.

Ignore the unforeseen part. It is gibberish.

>dneedo was
Dneedo was who, captcha!? Dneedo was whoooo!?