>>34094457
>"If it makes you feel better, I'm not sure I want to spend the night at YOUR place either, lady."

>I'll sleep with the birds outside, thanks.

Fuck all of these bitches.

>>34094457
>>"If it makes you feel better, I'm not sure I want to spend the night at YOUR place either, lady."
They're the ones with the parasites.

>find a bar and spend the night drinking

Waiting a few more minutes for responses and then writing

But it looks to me like you want to spend all night drinking

>>34094457
>"Hey! I'm a clean man! I bathe once for every week we're at port!"

>>34094512
>find a bar and spend the night drinking
This! Gotta celebrate our almost victory.

>>34094645
And gambling! Also we should try to find some wenches.

>>34094457
>"If it makes you feel better, I'm not sure I want to spend the night at YOUR place either, lady."
>I'll sleep with the birds outside, thanks.

>>34094457
>"If it makes you feel better, I'm not sure I want to spend the night at YOUR place either, lady."

>I'll sleep with the birds outside, thanks.

Looks like we want to spend the night drinking

Sound like a plan?

If so, then I write!

>>34094457
>I'll sleep with the booze in the bar, thanks

We're a pirate, and that means we have a god-given right to alcohol poisoning.

>>34094735
Sounds good. Just need to make sure we have some of the local currency so we can gamble it all away.

>>34094735
There's only two votes for that, Announcer, the rest is 'sleep with the birds'

>>34094871
Argh, Alright, birds it is.

>writing

>>34094871
Make that three, I should say

>>34094898
Four

>>34094871
Three for both, actually.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>34094898
Then it's a tie, how about a coin toss?

1. Sleep with the birds
2. Spend the night drinking

>>34094901
Oh, well then

>Spend the night drinking

Coin toss for good measure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt4AmH35png
grumpy lass needs to have a listen to this sometime

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"Har. And what makes ye think that I want to spend the night with you either, lass?"
"Huh?" She's taken aback by your statement.

"Do you know what men do when they win big at anything? Once I get my payment for this battle, I intend to spend it. Though I do appreciate the offer, Lass." You laugh

Aligot laughs, of course another man would understand, Fritelli and Atsuko only stare in shock.
Fritelli manages to choke out her reaction, "J-Just don't go catch some kind of weird disease."
"Ha!" You laugh, "Only fools spend their hard-earned winnings on wenches, I intend to spend it on the best friends I ever had, Drinks and Brewery."
Your mouth waters just thinking about the kind of exotic drinks this strange place has to offer. You take out your flask and have some of that. If it's anything like this, then you would be a fool to not partake in some excessive drinking for the night.

"That is, after I get paid." You eye Fritelli closely, she only sighs in response.

"Fine with me. Just don't go get in a barfight or anything."
"No promises, Lass." You take another swig from the flask. You can feel the ichor beginning to work already.

The castle draws into sight in silence with the rest of your entourage, Aligot takes this moment to break the silence.
"...If you want, I'll go with you tonight." He says, adjusting his coat slightly. "I'm not much of a drinker, but I have tomorrow off anyway."

>Why not! Boy's night out!
>Sorry Lad, I dun' need no escort with my liquor.

>>34095351
>Why not! Boy's night out!
The more the merrier, as long as they're not sticks-in-the-mud.

>>34095351
Boys night out all the way.
Let's see if we can molest him too.

>>34095351
>>Why not! Boy's night out!
Didn't we molest his sister? Hes gonna try and kill us isn't he

>>34095351
>Why not! Boy's night out!

Party hard.

>>34095351
>Tha more tha merrier! Why, we could even swap bar songs!

>>34095415
The bar fight will be wonderful.

>>34095351
>>Why not! Boy's night out!

>>34095431
YES! Time for drinking songs!

>>34095415
We're in the kingdom of Can't Die, remember? At worst, we'll wind up naked.

And that might happen regardless, if we drink enough.

>>34095351
>Why not! Boy's night out!

Sounds like Consensus!

>A few more minutes and then writing!

>>34095505
>sister comes to check on him
>we're running around with him naked chasing after girls and molesting their fluffy bits
>all while singing

>>34095505
Although we'd still have our hat on, of course.

>>34095529
If anything even remotely like this happens, I will be so happy.

>>34095351
>Why not! Boy's night out!
Also see if we can get his sister to come along, I mean if we put beer in her I'm pretty sure she will open her legs for us

>>34095587
>"Ha!" You laugh, "Only fools spend their hard-earned winnings on wenches, I intend to spend it on the best friends I ever had, Drinks and Brewery."

I don't think Jack's really interested in getting laid right now.

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Anything ever come of that guy saying he was going to run his own Dog Days quest?

>>34095618
Nah he just knows he doesn't need to buy pussy as he can get it for free

>>34095669
Evidently not. I have yet to see or hear of any other Dog Days quest.

Although I only ever give the qtg a cursory glance every now and then, so who knows, it might be in the works.

>>34095689
>implying there will be cats

>>34095689
I dunno man, chloroform ain't cheap.

>>34095732
The girl effectively allowed us to molest her in the centre of a hall, she is definitely down for it

>>34095729
I believe the army we just lost to was cats, no? So they are probably still around. Maybe.

>We're going to run into thong cat man at the pub

>>34095915
We better call them pussies

>>34095948
>Yaar. What ye pussies be doing?
>Just having a pint. Care to join?
>...Yarr.

>>34095915
Also the princess, since she apparently likes pub crawling too.

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"Do it, I would be a sad sack to seriously drink alone."
"Great! Let me get some things done at the castle."

Right, you need to get your clothes back anyway. Plus your money, your prior experience with working has left you paranoid that your employer would try to weasle out of any of your deserved goods.

Your party approaches the castle entrance and goes completely ignored by the guards. Good, none of them even bothered looking at you, the 'friendship' that is blooming with the guards must be paying off.

Alicot is at the entrance again, greeting people as they step inside the tremendous gateway. She hops toward us as we approach.

"Brother! Fritelli! How did it-"
She looks in your direction, her eyes cast downward at the stone tiling.
"..was everything okay at the battlefield?"
"Yep!" Her brother exclaims, "It was a close loss, but...um.. Sis is everything okay?"
Her hair protrusions perk upward at her behavior being exposed,
"Y-yeah! I'm fine! Just thinking about other things I need to do around here before the princess comes back."
"Right, Alicot, I need to finish a few things up in the Library, but me and Jack were going to hit the tavern in town. I'll be back by morning."
They argue some about him being a terrible drinker, but it doesn't really concern you. You follow Fritelli to the Armory to get your stuff back.

>cont.

>>34096115
I feel ever so slightly bad, maybe we should molest her again

>>34096158
She obviously wants the M

>>34096115
Guys, I think we traumatized Alicot.

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>200+ years from now legends will speak of Mad Jack: Despoiler of Ears

>>34096215
>What happened then?
>Then, he came out of the dark, and pet her ears!

>>34096293
That monster! A-and then what happened?

>>34096389
Nobody knows. But some say, on nights like these, you can still hear his hands, rubbing his last victims into submission

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>>34096115
Fritelli emerges from the back just as you finish putting on the Captain's coat. In her hands is a small sack that rattles and clinks with her movement.

"Okay, this is your battlepay, and it's quite handsome. I'm treating you like a mercenary that is typically paid by the month or by the battle. So don't go and blow it all, because I won't give you an advance on next month salary."
"Is that a common problem?" You've never heard of someone requesting an advance on their salary before. It sounds like a good way to get left behind at the dock empty-handed.
"Sometimes, especially for people who hit the bar frequently." She sighs as she hands it over.

You're pretty much set to go, you return your weapons to the racks and make your way to the door.

"One more thing!" Fritelli shouts from behind you
She approaches and whispers, "People around the castle, they keep their professional lives and drinking lives separate. So try not to make a big deal out of anyone you meet there, okay?"
"Yar, yar. I know how it is."
You make your leave out the door with a wave.

As you approach the gate of the castle, you notice that it's Aligot being scolded by his sister.
"-And another thing! I don't want to have to come drag you back home! I have enough trouble in the morning handling my own chores, so-"

She notices you and jumps back. Immediately changing her done after doing so.
"Oh! Hello Jack! I was.. um."
"Lass, is something the matter? Just spit it out and tell me if there is."
She blushes ever so slightly, "Err. It's a long story so, I won't keep you two waiting! Have fun you guys!"
She scurries off in the opposite direction, leaving Aligot and you standing at the gateway, looking perplexed.

Both of you exit the castle proper and head in the opposite direction of the battlefield, toward a collection of structures and houses situated not too far away from the castle.

>>34096611
>LET'S GET FUCKED UP.

Pull out the flask, and offer some to our companion.

Also, ask him what options we've got for bars.

>>34096611
The history books will say the worst part about Black Jack was how his victims came to him willingly.

>>34096611
...Or is it that molesting her has actually inadvertently charmed her?

I can't tell at this point.

>>34096611
Were we supposed to do a write-in here?

>>34096718
Yeah, "inadvertently."

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>>34096611
By the time you get to the town, night is already beginning to fall. On your way in, you see some more of those giant birds pass by as foot traffic gradually increases as the town slowly envelopes the scenery.

Aligot leads you to a fancy looking building with three whole stories stacked atop of it. A very rare sight for you to see buildings with more than one floor, mostly because the places you sailed were prone to storms and flooding. So seeing a building that actually looked like it had been properly maintained for maybe hundreds of years is an interesting curosity to you. It's already by far one of the largest buildings in the town. Inside, you can already see a crowd forming.

"This is it, the largest Inn in the region. So large that it doesn't even have a name besides 'The Inn'. If you had a kind of alcohol in mind, they probably have it." Aligot has a kind of pride in his voice. He must think very highly of this place.

You both enter, and the first thing you notice is just how large it is on the inside. There's enough tables to easily seat a hundred people. Looking up, you can see more tables on the edge of the balcony on the second floor, as well.
But what fascinates you the most is the bar, it starts from one corner of the building and runs along the inside walls to the other. There are no less than four bartenders mulling around behind it.

"Wow" Is all you can manage.
Aligot laughs, "I knew you'd like it! Come on. Let's get a seat."

You start walking toward the bar when Aligot notices something. Walking away from you, he walks over to a table where a girl who is wearing a hood is already sitting, surrounded by empty glasses and mugs.

He pulls out one of the chairs and sits down, you sit down at the edge of the table.

>Cont.

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>>34097370
In his best shout-whisper, he starts chastising the girl,
"(What are you doing here!? You have a meeting in the morning. AND you have classes in the afternoon. My sister is only going to ignore so much of this behavior!)"
"Awhel, Alrigot, yer alwayz such a straight edge." She replies with a slight slur to her voice. "I'm onnry tryin to enjoy the great day Is had."

Under her hood, brown hair spills out, as well as a really goofy looking smile. She takes another swig of a mug in front of her.

"Yar, Princess?"
"Heya Pirrate Jack, Good show at the battlefieldds today. Though I thought you woulds have been ready to go to bed with Atszuko by now HAH" she slowly starts to burst into laughter again.
"Just r-remember," She continues, "She seems like the kindda girl who needz it in the back before you try the front." She holds up her hand to show her pinky and two fingers extended before bursting into laughter again.
"(Princess! That's it, I think I should take you home.)"

>"Pfft it's fine, what's the big deal? She's having fun, we're having fun."
>"I think we should just leave her be."
>"You can go do that, I'm going up to the Bar"
>"Do whatever you want, I'll be at the bar."

>>34097413
The Princess is pretty predictable, huh?

>"Pfft, it's fine, what's the big deal? She's having fun, we're GOING to have fun."

>>34097413
>"Pfft it's fine, what's the big deal? She's having fun, we're having fun."

Her advice about ice lass is probably spot on.

>>34097413
>"Do whatever you want, I'll be at the bar."
Disregard princess, acquire booze
Wait no fuck that
>MOLEST THE SHIT OUT OF HER EARS

>>34097413
>>"You can go do that, I'm going up to the Bar"

>>34097413
>"Pfft it's fine, what's the big deal? She's having fun, we're having fun."

inb4 drunken songs, dancing and molestation

>>34097413
>"Pfft it's fine, what's the big deal? She's having fun, we're having fun."

I'm not sure that advice is accurate, but I'm not ruling it out either.

>>34097413
>>"Pfft it's fine, what's the big deal? She's having fun, we're having fun."

>>34097413
>"Do whatever you want, I'll be at the bar."
And here I thought she couldn't get any more crass.

>>34097567
Seconded.
Let's try and pet her ears.
Shit, it ain't like she'll remember.

>>34097413
>"Pfft it's fine, what's the big deal? She's having fun, we're having fun."
Maybe she can stop being a giga-cunt with the magic of ALCOHOL

>>34097413
>"Pfft it's fine, what's the big deal? She's having fun, we're having fun."

Her ears will be ours!

Sounds like we want to stay with the princess!

A few more minutes and I'll write

>>34097413
>"Do whatever you want, I'll be at the bar."

>>34097413
>"Pfft it's fine, what's the big deal? She's having fun, we're having fun."
>"Know any good drinking songs princess?"
LET THE REVELRY BEGIN.

My god, she's like a genderswapped Robert Baratheon.

>>34097735
Except she doesn't take up half the castle with her girth, like Baratheon did.

>>34097735
;_;
We are not letting her go hunting

At the end of the night we should teach them a new song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcSqI1KZiLI

>>34097801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzHqXzcuWuE

>>34097790
>implying we aren't the predator here

>>34097735
...Holy crap, you're right.

A gender-swapped, fox Robert.

>>34097861
Oookay?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXoZsgNHquM

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"Oh lighten up, would ya? We're all havin' fun here. What's the harm in a leader taking off for a day or so."
"Yoou, sad it." She giggles and she slumps over, the hood lazily draping off of her hair protrusions.

"(Princess! Your ears are showing! The highlights in your hair are a giveaway as to-)"
"Oh calm down" you say, scooting your chair over and propping her up. You let her hood droop all the way off. "Everyone else here has marks on their... ears you say?"

You run your hand through her exposed scalp, she giggles softly as your thumb brushes against the delicate flaps of skin on top of her head. They twitch slightly at your touch.

"Er." Aligot looks confused for a moment. "Yeah, ears. You're touching her ears."
Your thumb lightly touches the fuzz on the outset of the flap of skin. She wraps her arms around your waist to support her head as it buries itself against your chest.
Aligot sighs, "Jack, seriously, that's our princess"
"What? They're just ears, right?"
"Yes, and fondling them in public is like... is like.. I don't even know how to compare it. But it's like something couples should do and not something a random stranger does to a drunk girl."

>cont.

>>34098220
And, tangentially related, the average adventurer's theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ef6i9P7y3Y

>>34098272
>implying the pirate cares
kek

>>34098272
>not something a random stranger does to a drunk girl
Good thing Jack's a random stranger then!

>>34098272
It's like he doesn't understand

>>34098272
Sweet jesus, the mental image is just adorable.

>>34098272
And now Jack has context. He just doesn't care.

>>34098356
The first time someone says to stop - if it ever comes - and he does will probably blow their minds.

>>34098402
>implying he would
Fuck that shit, we're pirate we do what we want, when we want, and how we want, especially if it involves women, gold or booze

>>34098356
All the fluffy ears be our booty.

>Your thumb lightly touches the fuzz on the outset of the flap of skin. She wraps her arms around your waist to support her head as it buries itself against your chest.

Welp, I know what I'll be fapping to tonight.

>>34098272
>But your sister didn't seem to mind...
>oh. I should have said that, should I?

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>>34098272
"Huh" You think to yourself, "I guess that explains the reactions I was getting earlier. Not that I'm really convinced, I mean."
"Leik youd know wut couples do anyway, HA" she says, voice slightly muffled in your coat.

"Just one more thing I need to know." You say as you slowly push her off your chest, she groans at the moving sensation.
Delicately, you lift up her sideburns, before letting them fall back down to her cheeks. You can feel that shocked feeling at what you find bubbling up inside. You slowly balance her against the back of the chair again.
"Har, Aligot. Lift the hair on the side of your head real fast."
"Huh? Like this?"
He lifts up his sideburns, revealing hair and skin, but it's missing something rather important.

"What were you expecting to find?"
You lift up the blonde mess of hair at the sides of your head. Revealing your ears, still free of any cuts or chunks taken out of it.
"Oh." Aligot replies, looking extremely shocked. "They look like some kind of.. pastry."

Before he can finish his thoughts, he scrunches forward over the table and grabs the Princess' hood, yanking it over her head and her ears.

A few seconds later, a waitress approaches.

"Ah! Friends of the young lady?" She giggles, "What was everyone wanting to drink?"
"Er. Something light, Please."
"A'NOUTHR ROUND!"

>Something stiff
>Something hard
>Whatever he's getting
>What this girl is drinking
>[Booze aficionado OTHER category]

>>34098558

>Something stiff
>Something hard
>Whatever he's getting
>What this girl is drinking
>>[Booze aficionado OTHER category]
SING A SEA SHANTY

EVERYTHING

>>34098558
>sideburns
Uh, Announcer, pretty sure we just call those bangs.

Sideburns are something... much more specific.

>>34098558
>>What this girl is drinking
She seems to know her way around the booze.

>>34098558
>>What this girl is drinking

>>34098558
>Something stiff
>Something hard
>Whatever he's getting
>What this girl is drinking
>[Booze aficionado OTHER category]
Yarrr, drinking time is here, which also means singing time

>>34098558
>Something stiff
>Something hard

>>34098558
I feel like killing some cockroaches

>>34098558
>What this girl is drinking
>Also ask what the popular bar songs around here are

>>34098558
>What this girl is drinking
>Make it a double

>>34098558
More shit they use to kill cockroaches, if that doesn't bother us much the regular shit they have won't do shit

>>34098645
Actually, instead my vote's this

>>34098558
>Whatever drink you use to kill cockroaches
>Ask what popular bar songs are around here

So I'm seeing what the girl is drinking, as well as a bar song!

Sound good?

>>34098751
works for me

>>34098558
You are a pirate and you don't ask for rum? The fuck is this?

>>34098779
You mean grog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CCq2qvslCM

>>34098751
They best have a good ten year old whiskey or equivalent. Give me hope for this ass-backwards land Announcer.

>>34098779
Rum only goes with sodomy and the lash.

>>34098751
>inb4 shes drinking shit thats worth more than we are

>>34098857
We'll put it on her tab

>>34098802
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OT-cTUoo52M
skip to 1:30 for the grog

>>34099120
How fast would you die if you actually drank a mixture of all that shit?

>>34098751
Why not a sea shanty with maybe a 4 Horsemen as a drink?

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"Har! How about whatever the girl is having!"
"Ye dats the stuffs."

"Oh ho, you must like the tough stuff, then, you just asked for almost ten year old whiskey. Coming right up for the three of you." She says with glee as she bounces off toward the bar.

"(Tuile, seriously, haven't you had enough to drink?)" That's the first time you heard Aligot not just call her 'princess'.
"aw I'm fine, I'm fine you'll not did."
"Yar!" You say, "We haven't even started singing yet!"
"S-singing?" He says, with a nervous laugh.
"Of course! What is alcohol if you don't have a good song to go with it?" Tuile laughs. Aligot only sinks his head onto the table.

Tuile finishes her mug, "Hay! You know Camille is back in town?"

He freezes, completely unable to say anything.
"Camille? She's back? Seriously? I thought she was busy with the demon hunting business."
The princess giggles and points to the bar.

Sitting at the bar is a girl with messy brown hair, and yellow protruding ears. In this light her hair looks almost blonde.
Another strange thing to notice, is that her ears and tail have brown-colored tips of hair on them. Highlighting the rest of the same outfit that Atsuko wears.

Aligot almost leaps to his feet, but then slowly sits back in his chair.
"It's been a year since I last saw her. I'm not even sure what I would say to her at this point." He sighs
"Aw stop being such a wuss." You laugh, he only groans in response.

Suddenly, the princess is waving, looking over to the spot she pointed to, it seems this 'Camille' has noticed your table and is waving back.

>Motion for her to come over
>Naw, too full here already
>Try to change the subject
>Coerce Aligot to go to her

>>34099413
>>Motion for her to come over

Get over here wench

>>34099413
>>Motion for her to come over
we need four for a drinking song

>>34099413
>Coerce Aligot to go to her
Throw him if you have to, Besides if he was around he would just keep us from fondling the princess

>>34099413
>>Motion for her to come over
We need to at least be a quartet.

So we're gonna fondle her fuzzy bits while he watches right?

>>34099413
>>Coerce Aligot to go to her

>>34099413
>Coerce Aligot to go to her
Go awkwardly talk to your crush while we get drunk & sing already.

>>34099492
No.
We're going to sing

>>34099413
>Coerce Aligot to go to her
Ye be a man ain't ye fella?

>>34099469
Seconded

>>34099413
>>Coerce Aligot to go to her

We're getting him laid no matter what it takes.

>>34099413
Why don't we invite her over, talk, sing, then leave with the princess leaving him and his crush.
Everyone wins

>>34099413
>Coerce Aligot to go to her
Threaten to go and fondle her if he doesn't go talk to her

>>34099413
Coerce Aligot to go to her

Well this is a close vote

So far

>6 for Go over there and be a man
>5 for Get over 'ere!

Anyone want to recount or shift the vote?

>>34099620
After a recount, it's now

7-Go over there!
5-Get over 'ere!

Anyone else?

>>34099686
It's been twelve minutes. Everyone who wanted to vote already has.

>>34099708
Just wanted to make sure.

If everyone is happy, then

>writing

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"'ey, Go over there man."
"W-what, Me?" Aligot looks extremely confused right now
"Who else would I be talking to? Ye said you haven't talked to her in a year, right?"
"Y-yeah, but."
"THEN GO TALK TO HER! That time is only going to go up if you wait around like a pansy."

The waitress comes back with our drinks, The princess immediately starts on her mug. You pass yours over to Aligot.

"'Ere, take a shot of liquid courage and go talk to the girl."
"b-but I don't think that's-"
"Just do it, lad, many men accomplished great things with just the right liquor."

He sighs, takes a swig from your mug, and stands up. Walking over to the bar. You can see that Camille starts chatting with him before he even gets all the way to the bar. His once-somber face now filled with a new kind of confidence as he starts to shed his shell and talk with more bravery and confidence.

"Good luck, kid" You say, taking a drink yourself.
"Oh, that's the good stuff, you know how to pick your drinks, Princess."
"mmhmm." She says, almost finishing her own mug. She waves at the waitress to bring another round.

"Hey, you know what I usually do when I drink?"
"mm."
"I sing, liquor isn't as good when you're not having fun with it. Cmon Princess, let's show this bar a good time."
"Y-ahhhgh." She slumps over back onto your chest. Perfect. Liquor in one hand and girl in the other. You know the perfect song for just the occasion.

"Yooooo I-" you cut yourself off with a drink, and then keep singing.

Huh, you've suddenly had several drinks now, you wonder when that happened. You pay it little mind and keep on singing. Tuile does her best to carry along at this point through slurred words.

>cont

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>>34100267
Your words slur and the princess can only giggle and laugh, but you pay this no mind and keep drinking. You down the rest of your mug.

Huh, Aligot and Camille are sitting across from you two. When did they get here. Why are there so many more mugs laid out on the table. They only laugh and talk as best as they can over your revelry. Some of the bar has joined in on your singing. You take another swig of your mug.

Now, Camille is singing, too. Aligot has found a comfortable place to put his head on the table, and the princess is mumbling some words over her complete weight on your chest. The table looks to be full of empty mugs and glasses.
Har, tonight has been a good night, you think.

You take your next swig from your mug. "This is the good one" you think, "The last drink I can remember is the best."

>cont

>>34100267
>>34098292
Never has a song been so appropriate before.

>>34100335
We're petting the princesses ears right?

>>34100414
We better be.

>>34100414
We damn well better be

>>34099258
quick and painful id reckon

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>>34100335
You're on a ship, tossing and turning amongst the storm-chopped seas. You can hear the captain yelling something, but it doesn't matter. The storm has you, it tosses your ship like a mere toy.
"CAPT'N" you scream, "THE KNOT CAME UNDONE, THE SAIL IS LOOSE."
The mast turns and spins as the wind catches it, shearing the wooden post as several men desperately try to get it under control.
You pull and strain at the rope, until you can feel it. The freely-hanging rope has been taken by the unforgiving wind and has put its full force straight into your back. Sending you tumbling over the railing and into the unforgiving sea.

You feel a splash. The cool feeling of spring water rushes over you as you tumble into the inky abyss. Most of it entering your mouth and your nose.
For seawater, it's oddly fresh, and warm.

Sweep, sweep.

There's no hint of salt at all in this water. You take a gulp of it, now you're quite sure that it's merely fresh water. But why was your ship sailing in fresh water seas?

Peck, Peck, Peck
Sweep, Sweep

Slowly, your eyes open, letting the cool water wash over your lids and your face.

You're sitting in the small stream that runs along the outer edge of the shrine you were at earlier. Beside you is a tall bird, Looks like Atsuko's bird, gently pecking at your head.

Looking toward the shrine, you notice that Keiko is standing near the riverbank, sweeping the dirt and a walkway into proper orderly fashion.

"Good morning, Hero!" She raises her hand and waves at you.

"Sorry about leaving you there, but you fell asleep outside the shrine last night, and Atsuko said you smelled like death, so she had Mimi here pick you up with her beak and put you in the stream to rinse the death off you!" She says in an oddly excited tone.
"So, do you want breakfast?" She grins really big from ear to ear.

>"Ugh, Fine. "
>"Wait, what happened last night? Was that all? "
>"I'm going someplace else for breakfast" (Where?)
>"Where's Atsuko now?"

>>34100773
Where am I? Who are you? Who am I? What do you mean I smelled like death? Meat.

>>34100773
>>"Wait, what happened last night? Was that all? "
Just another day for the Cap'n

>>34100773
>"Wait, what happened last night? Was that all? "

>>34100815
No Trappin The Cap'n.

>>34100773
>"Ugh, fine."
>"So what kinda rabble-rousing did the Princess and I get up to at The Inn? Oh! And did Aligot get lucky? Last I remember, he looked right tuckered out!"

>>34100773
What happened last night? Did we rub the princesses' ears?

>>34100773
>"Ugh, Fine. "
>"Wait, what happened last night? Was that all? "

>She says in an oddly excited tone.
We must have done something real fucked up last night.

>>34100773
>"Wait, what happened last night? Was that all? "

Keiko's a good girl. Better we hear about our drunken exploits from her first so we're prepared when Atsuko decides to yell at us about it.

>>34100882
Maybe we rubbed the ears of every girl in The Inn, in addition to the Princess.

>>34100894
>when Atsuko decides to yell at us about it.
>implying we have to sit there and take it

we'll just leave.

>>34100773
>"Wait, what happened last night? Was that all?

>>34100773
>>"Wait, what happened last night? Was that all? "

>>34100920
>where are you going?!
>drinking, it sounds like I had a good time.

>>34100937
Ah yes. The best cure for too much alcohol: more alcohol.

>>34100988
I wonder if it's true that Sprite is a hangover cure....

>>34100773
>>"Ugh, Fine. "
>>"Wait, what happened last night? Was that all?"

Okay!

>"What happened last night? was that all? Ugh, I'll have some breakfast"

Writing!

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"Ugh, fine." You rub your head as you stand up. Your clothes are soaked, but this is probably the cleanest these clothes have been in a while.
"By the way, young lass, what happened last night?"

"Um." she thinks for a minute, "I don't really know. You woke us up early this morning with some really off-key singing. Then you kind of fell asleep. What were you doing last night, Hero?"
"You'll find out when you're older, Young Lass."

We walk down the path a short distance before you notice someone standing in front of the shrine. She looks oddly familar, but her garb is completely different from the last time you saw her.
"Is that, Atsuko?"
"Yes, she's doing the morning rituals for the local spirits."

She's burning candles at each corner of a block of some kind, waving a stick around while occasionally dancing. You can very visibly see the outlines of small creatures that have gathered to watch her do this.
She finishes her little dance by bending over with some powder that she sprinkles over the block. The spirits gradually fade away, leaving her alone, bent over the white stone.
In her current posture, you notice that she's a lot more gifted than her usual outfit shows of her.

Her head snaps upward and she notices you and Keiko staring. Keiko waves at her, but she only blushes and wraps her arms around herself before walking inside.

"Aw. She didn't wave back." Keiko says, leading you into the main building of the shrine.

>cont.

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>>34101450
>You'll find out when you're older, Young Lass
Looks like we got some tail last night.

>>34101592
Yar, Shipmate Carlos! Do ye wanna walk the plank?

>>34101592
carrrrrrrrrrrrrlos!

>>34101649
Keelhauling is better.

>>34101649
You mean just like the princess did last night?

>>34101691
I dunno, that's not a very good euphemism, Anon

>>34101823
I dunno, I thought it was pretty good.

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>>34101450
Keiko gives some tea inside of a plate to you for some reason, and then a serving of fish garnished with rice. You and Keiko start eating until Atsuko walks in.

"Ah! Atsuko, how did the ritual go?"
"Fine. fine." She says, looking at her toes.

All three of you start eating in silence around a very short table. You suppose it must be made for very short people of some kind.

"What were you doing last night, Jack?" Keiko asks
"Celebratin' of course! Nothing says a job well done than some singin' and drinkin'."

"I'm wondering more how you found your way back to the shrine, on foot, while intoxicated." Atsuko says, taking a drink of tea.
"Aw that's nothin', Lass. I've gone days before like that. A short walk won't bother me."
You feel prideful at that statement, but Atsuko only sighs and looks down at her food.

"Why you so glum, Lass?"
"Because. There's an old friend coming to visit today."

You've been around wenches enough to know what that means, you throw your napkin to the table and bolt upward, "Well it's been fun, but I'm going to spend the day at the castle an-"

"NO! No no no no! Not THAT kind of old friend!" she yells, blushing profusely while Keiko only stares confused.
"An actual old friend! She's a demon hunter who went off on a mission a year ago. I'm the one who took over in her place here at the shrine, even."

Huh, you seem to remember hearing about a demon hunter, but you're not entirely sure where.

>cont.

>>34101856
I'm imagining the face Atsuko makes when she realizes we met her old friend, and her old friend greets us with delight with 'Hey! You're the guy from last night! It was so fun!'

>>34101895
>do that thing with your fingers again
She means sleight of hand

>>34101856
>You've been around wenches enough to know what that means
I don't get it.

>>34101942
not sure if joking

>>34101856
>You've been around wenches enough to know what that means, you throw your napkin to the table and bolt upward, "Well it's been fun, but I'm going to spend the day at the castle an-"
I like Jack.

>>34101952
You mean you didn't before?

>>34101942
You might not be neutronium dense, anon, but damn you're trying.

>>34101951
I'm really not.

>>34102037
Jack thought she was talking about a boyfriend. One she fucked. With her vagina.

>>34101942
>>34102037
Go find a sword to polish, Shirou.

>>34102049

Not following you here

>>34102049
Oh.
Thanks, I was thinking of something completely different.

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>>34102049
Yeah, gonna have to admit that it was either this:>>34102067 or another euphemism.

>>34102067
What did you think it meant?

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>>34102079

>>34102107
I don't know, like a cop, or something.
Look, I haven't had much sleep.

What if they reproduce by mitosis and their tails are the vessel for new bodies?

Male and female are more the difference between red and white blood cells.


%100 canon

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>>34101856
"Anyway, I just wanted to show her that I've been doing a good job keeping up with the place, and I'm worried about what she'll think."
"Why care what she thinks? If she cared so much about the place, she shouldn't have left."

She plays with her food some more,
"I guess someone like you wouldn't understand what it means to be responsible."
"I take offense at that, Lass. If I'm not responsible while I'm doing my job, I die."

Suddenly, a bell rings outside. You recall a bell being attached to a small booth in front of the shrine.

"That's probably her, she's here." The color drains from her face as she slowly stands up.
Though, she's having problems actually walking to the door, she walks several paces and then stops just before she opens the sliding door.

Keiko stops behind her, her short green tail is wagging profusely.
"Um, Atsuko, aren't you going to open the door? I want to see Camille-san."
"Y-yeah, in a second."

You can already see the silhouette of a person standing on the other side of the door. You finish your food and grab the door away from Atsuko, sliding it open.

"Har! Hey Camille!"
"Oh! Jack! I'm amazed you're even standing this morning after last night!"
"L-Last night!?" Atsuko studders while blushing

"Yeah! We met at the inn last night and he showed me a wild time."
"A WILD WHAT?"
"Har! Is that what happened last night?"

"Of course! You really showed us how to use those hands of yours. I'm amazed you could do that while singing."
"His hands?!"
"Yep! He's a master with them. But you know."

She leans over to Atsuko.

"It wasn't really a wild night until the Princess joined in."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Atsuko collapses into the fetal position, Keiko only looks more confused.

A few seconds later, Camille loses her sly smile and bursts into full-on laughter.

"AHAHAH! Atsuko! You're so easy to tease! I'm so glad you haven't changed a bit." She wraps her arms around Atsuko as she only squeaks in response.

>Cont.

>>34102174
Just another night for Cap'n Jack.

>>34102191
>"Every finger a fish hook"

>>34102174
Everything I wanted and more.

Camille. I like you. Keep being you.

>>34102174
I still wanna know what actually happened

>>34102216
She wasn't joking

>>34102174
"Of course! You really showed us how to use those hands of yours. I'm amazed you could do that while singing."
I don't get it.

>>34102216
Jack knows how to use his fingers:>>34102212

>>34102229
He jammed it in.

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>>34102229

>>34102242
Jammed what in?

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>>34102216

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>>34102216
Well you see anon, when a pirate and several animal-people get extremely drunk, the pirate begins singing sea shanties while simultaneously caressing their fluffy bits with his strong skilled fingers.

Then, if this were an R-rated story, they would vigorously fuck in a back alley. But it isn't so that probably didn't happen. Probably.

>>34102275
To quote the immortal Black Jack

>"You'll find out when you're older, Young Lass."

>>34102304
>back alley

Oh come on. It was a princess.

She'd rent a room.

>>34102304
>in a back alley
Please. That would require moving more than an insignificant distance. Under the table would be more accurate.

>>34102310
Find out about what?
What'd they do?

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>>34102174
You keep laughing, that was really good, even if the joke is on you somewhat.

"Speaking of which, what happened last night?"
"Oh, the princess fell asleep after you pet her tail for like an hour, and Aligot took her home. Then you walked away mumbling something about fuzzy ears. You did try to grab mine as you were leaving."

She laughs, but you only feel the hard knock of a fist against your shoulder. You look over to the still-blushing Atsuko, who looks like she could burst a blood vessle at any minute.

"Anyway! I slept at the inn last night instead of coming over because I wanted to visit you early. I'll probably be here for a few weeks, anyway."
"w-why? Weren't you on assignment? Do you have to go back out again."
"Oh that can wait a couple of weeks, it's been more than quiet on that front. Besides, I have to wait for the castle to finish a work order to rebuild something."
"Rebuil-"

Atsuko sticks her head out the door, looking around the Shrine area proper.

"Camille, where is your airship?"
"Oh! Well that."

She puts on a gigantic grin.

"I crashed it."

The blood drains out of Atsuko's face again.
"YOU
WHAT?"

"I crashed it. All gone. All the charms, idols, seals, all of it, gone."
She laughs a bit.
"I felt the same way you look right now for a while, but after walking across the continent, I learned to laugh about it."

Atsuko slowly loses her balance, and falls over into you. Looking at her face, you can tell she's out cold.
Camille keeps laughing, "Oh Atsuko, you can't sweat the little things like you do."
You shake her a few times, nope. Nothing.

"Now would be a good time to leave her in the river." You think to yourself.

>>34102335
You mean a 'Princess' anon.

Tuile would probably be up for the back alley. Or under the table.

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>>34102365

Okay, that seems like a good stopping point for this thread.

Yar, thanks for the thread, Mateys!

Let me know how it was before I doze off myself.

>>34102399
I still wanna know what happened.

>>34102399
It was good fun, Announcer!

The only thing is that I think you let the vote period go on a little longer than necessary sometimes.

>>34102365
>Camille didn't let us pet her
NEW TARGET ACQUIRED

>>34102365
>"I felt the same way you look right now for a while, but after walking across the continent, I learned to laugh about it."
Or she went crazy one.

>>34102399
Good run. You seem to be growing faster too. And don't forget the archive. G'night.

>>34102365
I'm kind of sad we didn't get any ear petting in.

I suppose fluffy tails will have to do. For today.

>>34102420
See the last post Anon. Camille already told us the real deal.

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>>34102422
>The only thing is that I think you let the vote period go on a little longer than necessary sometimes.

I'll try to time it. I use a watch and allow about 15 or 20 minutes per votes

>>34102424
>Good run. You seem to be growing faster too. And don't forget the archive. G'night.

Good night!

>>34102428
>>34102423
>I suppose fluffy tails will have to do. For today.
Soon.

>>34102440
No, I mean this:
>You've been around wenches enough to know what that means, you throw your napkin to the table and bolt upward, "Well it's been fun, but I'm going to spend the day at the castle an-"

>>34102365
>We pet Princess Tuile's tail for like, an hour

I wonder if she's going to remember any of that.

>>34102463
...That was explained too, Anon. Jack thought she was talking about an old flame coming around again.

>>34102365
>we drunkingly petted the princess for an hour straight
>she fell asleep
>the devil known as Aligot took her away
I knew there was something evil about him

>>34102457
10 minutes for voting is fine. Hell, five minutes can work sometimes.

>>34102475
The key point was that she fell asleep.

We need to practice our petting skills, it seems.

>>34102471
An old flame?
I'm not sure I follow.

>>34102399
Pretty good.

>>34102428
Well we did a little bit back when we first met up with Tuile. Then we were told that was indecent so we apparently switched to the tail instead.

Information gathering missions for next thread:
1. Is tail rubbing more, less, or equally indecent compared to ear rubbing?
2. What is this "air ship" and what does it do?

>>34102492
Nah man, shes a fox thing, if thats anything like a cat or a dog we did a damn good job, if you don't consider that it took an hour

>>34102457
>>34102485
For a quest like this, shorter vote times are better.

If we were making huge tactical decisions, I might be in favor of a longer vote time, but most of the time, we're playing Jack, doing Jack things.

Also to add, next runtime is hopefully next Thursday as per the Tuesday/Thursday schedule.

Hopefully by then, I'll have a pastebin up to deal with all these furry varmits who appear in-quest.

>>34102515
>>34102485
I'll keep that in mind for the future

Thanks everyone!

>>34102518
You're doing god's work, son.

>>34102049
>>34102037
It's referring to her period, guys.

>>34102934
I could see that, but I can also see the old boyfriend.

Which one were you going for, announcer?

Glad I saw this thread before I went to bed.

>>34103036
I was going for period, but you can interpret it the way that is the funniest.

>>34102512
She's a dog/wolf, anon.

>>34103774
I need to pay attention more, my point still stands though