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ROSTER AND STATS: http://pastebin.com/Wrrjy1RM
LOADOUTS: http://pastebin.com/D08i2GKc
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INFLUENCE: http://pastebin.com/2WDhpCRg

You are the PRODUCER, a former soldier hired to manage a group of teenage girls on their rise to stardom, assuming they don't get killed in the process!

Now, today is a special day, because both the Producers and his idols get the DAY OFF! While the Idols get to do (almost) whatever they want back home, the Producer has a day alone with Jenner to relax (hopefully)!

So the question is, which story do you want to follow?

>DATE HARD: DATE HARDERER
>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG
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>>34021995
>>DATE HARD: DATE HARDERER
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>>34021995
>>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG
Will we see the other side next week?
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>>34021995
>>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG
Idols are more interesting that Anons trying to fuck Jenner.
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>>34021995
>>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG
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>>34021995
>>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG

I don't even really follow this quest, but I can't not pick this option.
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>>34021995
>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG
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Note to P-San: DO NOT mention to Vahlen that we saw Cole naked twice (and by extension, her as well). God, this is getting confusing.
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>>34021995
>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG
I can't wait to see what kind of trouble they get in.
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>>34021995
>>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG

Let's do this.
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>>34021995
>>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG
Much rather deal with fallout from the date than the date itself.
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>>34021995
I kind of want to do both but are we eventually going to see both?
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Rolled 70

>>34021995
>>DATE HARD: DATE HARDERER

God dammit, I want both
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>>34021995
>>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG
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>>34022083
I highly doubt it.
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>>34021995
>DATE HARD: DATE HARDERER
Jenner and Lilith here we come.
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Cole Sidequest Things to do:
1. Subtly get DNA sample from Dr. Vahlen.
Perhaps we can meet over some coffee in a café for an innocent conversation about science (Nothing confidential). Get more info about what her father was like to see if Cole would have a reason to lash out. Collect DNA sample from used cup, straw, or napkin.
2. Match the DNA for confirmation and tell Cole about our findings.
3. Get Cole to talk about her past. Find out as much as she’s comfortable talking about or if possible and with consent, somehow probe her memories (though it could dig up something she prefers forgetting).
4. Investigate Cole’s first appearance in the Tombs
The arena manager seems to be influential and well connected. Ask him when the rumors of Cole started appearing, where she was first seen, who saw her, etc. Someone who’s a pariah usually has a memorable story as to why they’re avoided.
5. Introduction to each other
Invite Vahlen over for a private meeting at the Office (offhandedly mention that her father probably loved her very much?), and introduce Cole. Have her demonstrate her powers, and wait to see if the Doctor treats her as an experiment or as a person.
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>>34021995
>DATE HARD: DATE HARDERER
But can we have the other one later?
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>>34021995
>>DATE HARD: DATE HARDERER
Merc, why do you deny us one or the other.
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Also, I've totally been doing productive stuff this past week.

Totally.
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>>34021995
>DATE HARD: DATE HARDERER
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>>34022083
I don't really care? It's basically going to be eight hours of awkward talking before players vote to try to fuck Jenner. I'd rather spend a session on the idols than that: Producer still hasn't even talked to Nico outside of the entry interview.
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>>34022158
Think you can answer some peoples one question they've been asking?
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>>34021995
>>DATE HARD: DATE HARDERER

a change of pace would be nice, though good luck telling that to the same fags
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>>34022066
>>34022136

Yeah, I really don't think we should if we value our lives.
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>>34022158
Wow, you weren't kidding about a daughteru generator!
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>>34022192
It'd be a matter of PoV, the other choice would be idol hijinks with the popular ones.
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>>34021995
>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG
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>>34022136
Seems like an alright list, but I don't really like going back to the Tombs.
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>>34021995
>>DATE HARD: DATE HARDERER
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>Date Hard : Dating All Night

Here we go.
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>>34021995
> DATE HARDER
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Oh God, I finally caught up!
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>>34021995
>>DATE HARD: DATE HARDERER
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>Cole PoV never
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>>34021995
> DATE HARD: DATE HARDERER
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>>34022299
Welcome aboard the daughteru express.
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>>34022066
>>34022136
>>34022208
>>34022271
Or we can do things the really easy way and look up Dr Vahlen on facebook and find photos of her in her teenage years. Have our hacker break into her account if needed.

Also, while we at it, look up photos of Jenner as well. Focus on holloween costumes.
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>>34022158
Origami?
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>>34021995

>DATE HARD: DATE HARDERER
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>>34021995
>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG
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>>34022299
One of us. One of us. Etc.
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>>34022158
We can eventually do both right?

>>34022359
Morgan as Origami makes too much sense but does not at the same time
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>>34022235
Well, in general I'd rather see the idols: Jenner isn't terrible interesting outside of her being an adult female with breasts.
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>>34021995
> DATE HARD : DATE HARDERER
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>>34021995
>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG
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>>34022425
I kind of want to see Idol Hijinks too.

But I think Producer and Jenner Hijinks will be funny. Also 8-hours of awkward talking? I think Merc has something in store beyond that.

Besides how are we going to expand on Jenner if we don't give her a chance for character growth?
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Also, I want to let all the other anons know. We totally should have chosen charm, if only for the moment we realize that we seduced an older version of Cole.

That is all.
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>>34022525
Because she had her chance during dinner when Producer talked to her about her job as DEA? She's just not particularly interesting: Lillith had more interesting bits and she's appeared a third of the time as Jenner.
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>>34022425
>>34022525
I think the choice implies that it's going to turn out like the first Die Hard movie.

I hope we get to play as Jenner.
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>>34022565

Charm would have netted us some points too if we wanted to talk with her later.

Pragmatic just meant we're a guy who sees things with a good eye for cost/benefit.
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>>34022567
That was the only time we actually talked to Jenner.

Several times when we talked to Lilith was character exposition and her telling us what is wrong with our idols.

Also though Jenner had more appearances we don't talked to her as much due to focusing on the idols.
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>>34022525
M-maybe we could compromise and do Idol Hijinks next time?

Producer and Jenner will basically need a vacation from their vacation, or at least need to sleep in.
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>>34022583
Wait, to add to myself, if the first choice is a reference to die hard, then what's the second choice a reference to?
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>>34022613
I don't mind which goes first or not. Idols or Day Off.

I kind of want both
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>>34021995
> DATE HARD : DATE HARDERER
can't resist the urge
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>>34022611
No, Producer's talked to Jenner plenty. You just don't remember it because it wasn't memorable. Except that time her underwear was stolen, but that was more... dumb? than memorable.
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>>34021995
>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG

Well, okay! It looks like we're following the idols for now!

>CHOOSE YOUR VIEWPOINT IDOL!
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Is OP kill?

no
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>>34022640
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>>34022660
Ehh....Hmm...

Cole
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>>34022660
Cole. Best daughteru.
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>>34022660
Cole
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but we can finely find out why jenner and the cap duked it out
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>>34022660
>>CHOOSE YOUR VIEWPOINT IDOL!
Cole
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>>34022660
Cole
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>>34022660
Cole
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>>34022198
Pffft, fine.

https://2995c29805bc62632246266798940ee013527468.googledrive.com/host/0B31ASET0VYFvWjE5SEtwZWZmbjg/chara.swf

Don't let the moonrunes care you. It's easy enough to trial and error.
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>>34022660
Cole and her quest to eat a whole cake shop
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>>34022660

Rochelle.

I want to be the sane woman.
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>>34022660
I'm going to buck the trend:
Miko
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>>34022705
AKA we can now act like half jerks...Quite cathartic after playing a professional Producer.
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>>34022660
Cole beats out Rochelle

>>34022718
>Miko
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>>34022660
Cole. But please drag along Nico, Morgan, and/or Sparky: they need more screentime.
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>>34022660

Rochelle.

Cole is overrated.
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>>34022743
She barely has any screentime, and it would be interesting to see things from her perspective.

I know this will lose.
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>>34022660
Morgan.

Even if it will never happen, i'll try anyways.
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>>34022765

I posted smug background dancer because her name is Niko, not Miko.
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>>34022660
Rochelle.

Pissing against the tide, but whatever.
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>>34022657
Yes, but mostly discussing the idols, she's our assistant, it's not memorable is because she's helping us deal with our idols.

Her story and her bra incident was something that happened that didn't involve the idols
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>>34022786
Huh, that's odd. The character she is based off is Miko Nakadai, but ok.
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>>34022660
>YOU HAVE CHOSEN COLE!

You are COLE, a proud, independent girl that TAKES ORDERS FROM NO ONE. Well, at least ALMOST everyone. Producer is just about the only person you'd listen to, but mostly because he's nice and lets you eat all sorts of junk food and stuff.

You're currently back in your dorm sulking about, You're not sure why, but Producer having an entire day along with Jenner just seems to rub you wrong the way. It's not like you didn't trust her or anything, it was just...

AUGH! You need to do something or this boredom is gonna kill you!

>Producer said something about Umbrella being connected with your past...
>Sneak out and hang out with Kaneda
>Go hang out with some of the other idols.
>Go to the danger room and vent frustration.
>Raid the kitchen.
>Other
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>>34022872
>>Raid the kitchen.
Most important meal of the day.
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>>34022808
>Meanwhile in an alternate universe:
"Producer, you have to make Cole apologize for tossing red velvet cake into that princess idol's hair."
"Ok, Cole, apologize and we'll keep this bra I just pulled off her"
Grandpa would be proud.
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>>34022872
>Raid the kitchen.
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>>34022872
>>Go hang out with some of the other idols.
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>>34022872
>>Raid the kitchen.
No one can stop your feast
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>>34022872
>Raid the kitchen.
I suspect they have set up Anti-Cole traps and locks in there
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>>34022872
Raid the kitchen
Then drag along the other tombs girls while we go find something fun to do
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>>34022872
>Sneak out and hang out with Kaneda
Time to build connections with our fanbase.
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>>34022872
>Go hang out with some of the other idols.
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>>34022872
>>Raid the kitchen.
>>Other: Find the others. Recruit Stig. HUNT PRODUCER.
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>>34022872
>>Go hang out with some of the other idols.
>>Raid the kitchen.

Bring them on a raid.
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>>34022872
>Sneak out and hang out with Kaneda
>Producer said something about Umbrella being connected with your past...

Let's go raid a corporate headquarters!
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>>34022872
>>Go hang out with some of the other idols.


Didn't we just ate like a whole colony's worth of crabcake and a bakery's worth of cakes?
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>>34022872
>Other
Challenge Rochelle to another game! We have to beat her SOMETIME!
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>>34022872
>>Go hang out with some of the other idols.
>>Raid the kitchen.
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>>34022872
>Other
Raid the kitchen with the other idols. For today, DIET LIMITERS RELEASED!
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Poor cole
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>>34022872
>You're currently back in your dorm sulking about, You're not sure why, but Producer having an entire day along with Jenner just seems to rub you wrong the way. It's not like you didn't trust her or anything, it was just...
>AUGH! You need to do something or this boredom is gonna kill you!


Is this a father complex or she likes the producer a lot?

Cole is adorable but I want to know what you guys think
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>>34023004
Probably a dad complex thing seeing as she kinda sorta didn't have a dad, she had a father.
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>>34023004

Likes.

She has no sense of what a father is.

Also she went from not caring about producer seeing her naked at the start to being very concerned about being seen in the buff.

Also she hides behind producer when shes scared so yea.
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>>34023004
Could be a little bit of both. She is probably not mentally healthy or stable. Or it could be like Oreimo.
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Okay taking bets:
There is no food in the fridge and she has to avoid shenanigans while shopping at the grocery store like in the first Metalocalypse episode.
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>>34023047
That would be like hilarious.
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>>34023047
If there's no food in our fridge, then we should go raid Umbrella's fridge.
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>>34022872

>Sneak out and hang out with Kaneda
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>>34023047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB32073N4vY
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>>34022872
>>Go hang out with some of the other idols.

welp just another regular thread then without much of anything of note
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>>34023119

Hope merc lets us play through the date.
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>>34023145
Or something interesting starts and Cole gets dragged along into it.
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>>34022872
Well, if there was anything that was sure to calm you down, it was copious amounts of sugary and salty foods. Preferably at the same time. Problem was, the other girls and staff seemed to be catching on who kept eating all the food in the fridge. One time you had a bucket of water fall on your head when opening the door, which prevented you from frying the electronic lock on the fridge door, which now suddenly changed to an analog one. An oddly specific countermeasure.

And there it was. The kitchen, and inside, the industrial grade refrigerator that held all sorts of forbidden goodies inside!

You just had to figure out how to get in without setting off potential booby traps.

>Ah fuck it, you'll wing it as you go.
>You should recruit (ie: force) someone to help you.
>Maybe you should do something else...
>Other
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>>34023145
Considering he's out ignoring any questions about it. Doubtful.
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>>34023172
>>You should recruit (ie: force) someone to help you.

Rochelle and her robotdog
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>>34023172
>>Ah fuck it, you'll wing it as you go.

WE NEED NO ONE. They might want to share.
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>>34023172
>You should recruit (ie: force) someone to help you.
Recruit Sparky into breaching the fridge.
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>>34023172
>You should recruit (ie: force) someone to help you.

Sparky, the new girl. We haven't done anything fun with her and she likes bombs!
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>>34023181
>out right

>>34023172
>>Ah fuck it, you'll wing it as you go.
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>>34023181
Depends how much time we have, really.
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>>34023165
it'd still be like very other thread, even down to the crappy dice rolls.
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>>34023172
>Ah fuck it, you'll wing it as you go.

There's no plan like having no plan at all.
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>>34023172
>You should recruit (ie: force) someone to help you.
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>>34023172
>You should recruit (ie: force) someone to help you.

Sparky is pretty much the best choice really.
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>>34023216
So no.
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>>34023172
>You should recruit (ie: force) someone to help you.
>Everyone
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>>34023172
>>You should recruit (ie: force) someone to help you.

SPARKY

No collateral damage.

No damage to the FUUD
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>>34022872

seconding this >>34022872
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>>34023172
>>You should recruit (ie: force) someone to help you
Melissa and Sparky

Melissa likes the sweet stuff too so bribe her with ice cream

Sparky would want a chance to blow something up
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>>34023172
>You should recruit (ie: force) someone to help you.

Sparky had that delicious combination of no fucks and ability to crack locks.
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>>34023172
>You should recruit (ie: force) someone to help you.
Get Sparky, we could use the explosive assistance in exchange for some of the loot.
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>>34023209
>>34023210
>>34023238
>>34023261
>>34023285
I'm fine with Sparky but I think Recruiting Mellissa will be a good idea too, just because she likes sweet
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>>34023324

That's sweet that's not going to us.

We really only need Sparky.
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So been thinking on how armour should be distributed:
>Light (Bodysuits, Musclesuits, Sneaksuits, etc.): Morgan
>Non-Powered Armour (ballistic vests, carapace, conventional etc.): Rochelle, Julie, Cole
>Power Armour: Sparky, Melissa
Morgan’s going to need light armour due to not being in immediate danger, aid in mobility, and reduce noise when moving. She can also get to places or sniping spots that more heavily armoured people wouldn’t be able to reach such as vents and narrow areas.
Sparky & Melissa use Power Armour for heavy support in different ways. Sparky is geared towards anti-armour, and demolitions, while Melissa is geared towards an anti-personnel role with the LMG (Possible upgrade to a custom M2 Browning?).
Our remaining 3 girls wear Non-Powered armour in order to bridge the gap between Light and Power Armour.
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>>34023274
>>34023324

Cole doesn't believe in sharing her precious loot
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>>34023172
>You should recruit (ie: force) someone to help you.
Sparky and Niko.
They seem like bad girls enough to help us raid the fridge.
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>>34023344
In the far Cyberpunk future, the M2 Browning is still used with only 3 major modifications to the original design.
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>>34023344

Sparky is pretty much anti-everything.

Typhoon Pack and Pilum Dual-Purpose Missile Launcher ftw.
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>>34023172
Hm, well, you could always try to recruit Sparky or Melissa. They were the most likely ones to help you out with your current endeavor. Melissa loved junk food almost as much as you did, and Sparky had that magical combination of lack of petty morals and very good bombmaking skills.

Rochelle and Julie were too much straight arrows to go along with this, and you weren't sure how the other girls would react.

>Recruit Sparky
>Recruit Melissa
>Why not both
>Other
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>>34023394
>>Recruit Melissa
Divide it half and half.
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>>34023394
>Why not both

Ah, what the hell.
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>>34023394
>Recruit Sparky
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>>34023394
>>Why not both
The more the merrier.
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>>34023394
>Recruit Sparky
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>>34023394
>Why not both
Never know whos skills you will need to break in at certain points.

Plus, more hands = more food you can carry out of there!
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>>34023394
>Recruit Sparky

The less people, the more lewt for us.
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>>34023394
>Recruit Sparky
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>>34023370
>>34023344

Do they still use the M2 Browning in the future? It's pretty impressive if it's still in service.
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>>34023394
>>Recruit Sparky
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>>34023394
>>Recruit Sparky
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>>34023394
>Recruit Sparky
We don't want to split this job too many ways.
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>>34023394
>>Recruit Sparky
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>>34023468
Shit, the M2 is a workhorse. It's been in active service since, what, the 1915s?
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>>34023394
>Why not both
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>>34023394
>Why not both
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>>34023492
It's simple, durable, and punch through a foot of solid concrete. If it ain't broke, don't fuck it up.
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>>34023344

End game armour should be full powered armour for everyone.

The Zenith girls are all getting customised light powered armour.
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>>34023344
Wait so how does Melissa's armor work? Does she forgo her aug so she can directly interface with it, or is one arm part of the suit and the other is her regular aug?
(Also, make sure the auged leg has a hole in the boot for seismic sense)

>>34023565
It's certainly nice, but EMP can certainly be a bitch.
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>>34023468

Of course they do! If there are still AK's in this future, you can bet your tuchus that the M2 has survived, and it probably wouldn't be too much of a stretch to guess that the 1911 is still around, too. Perennial designs, all three--still ventilating bodies in an age of lasers, railguns, and plasma.
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>>34023586

EMP Hardening. The military versions probably have defenses against that or its too big of a weakpoint.
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>>34022338

Would Vahlen really be the sort of woman who leaves her Facebook profile set on public?
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>>34023394
>Why not both

Cole is willing to share if it's Melissa and we need Spary to blow shit up and character development.

Also I kind of want some time with Melissa so she has something else to do, like have fun instead of focusing on revenge
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>>34023667
I'm assuming that in the far cyberpunk future, people have moved on from facebook, but the data still lingers out there. Since it never goes away, we should be fine.
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>>34023667
Nah Myspace and Friendster made a come back
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>>34023394
>>Why not both
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>>34023394
>>Recruit Sparky
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>>34023596
I think the Producer has a replica 1911 in his holster when we tested Rochelle. So maybe?
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>>34023394
>>Why not both

Better to cover our bases, and also work on Cole's ability as a leader.
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>>34023394
Well, Sparky is probably the best for this. If you brought Melissa along, she'd ask for a bigger share, and you HATE that shit.

You head down to the workshop, since you were pretty sure a bomb nut like her would hang around there most of the time. Sure enough, you see her at one of the work benches, cobbling together more of those homemade bombs she was so famous for. You notice Falynn also in the workshop, though she was quite a distance away, most likely because shew as rather wary of all the volatile explosive materials Sparky had surrounded herself with.

Making sure you had your powers reined in, you carefully, CAREFULLY, approach the demogirl.

"Hey, Sparky." You say. "You doing anything right now?"

"Nah, just fiddling with some pipe bombs." Sparky shrugs. "Why?"

"I was wondering if you'd like to help me raid the fridge."

"Hmmmm, what's in it for me?" Sparky tilts her head and grins.

On the one hand, you could be friendly, but then you'd have to SHARE. On the other hand, you could probably force her to work for you...

>We'll split the loot.
>I'll beat you up if you don't.
>Because we're such great friends...?
>Other
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>>34023932
>I'll beat you up if you don't.
>Other: Flex muscles
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>>34023932
>Because we're such great friends...?
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>>34023932
>>Because we're such great friends...?
if that fails
>We'll split the loot.
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>>34023932
> Because I don't believe that you can blow up the fridge and leave everything inside in one piece.
Bluff!
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>>34023932
>We'll split the loot.

Forcing people to do your shit is not how you do business.
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>>34023932
>Other
Because you'll get to blow stuff up?
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>>34023932
>We'll split the loot because we're such great friends.
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>>34023932
>We'll split the loot.
>Other
Wanna try blowing up the lock on the door to the fridge without anyone noticing? It'll be a challenge.
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>>34023932
>>I'll beat you up if you don't.
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>>34023932
changing my vote from this>>34023969
to these
>>34023970
>>34023976
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>>34023932

Wait, switching from >>34023976
to >>34023970
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>>34023932
>We'll split the loot.

Good grief you whiny babies, just split the loot.
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>>34023932
>>We'll split the loot.
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>>34023932
>>We'll split the loot.
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>>34023932
>>Because we're such great friends...?
>I'll beat you up if you don't.

Cole hates sharing her loot
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>>34023932
>>We'll split the loot.
Hell with it, half or none
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>>34024004
No, fuck that. We're Cole now.
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>>34023932
>We'll split the loot.

Beating up the local bomb nut will go horribly badly.
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>>34023932
>We'll split the loot.

She doesn't need us, we need her.
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>>34023932
>We'll split the loot.

Threats will do little to the niece of Vinnie and the student of a certain Black Scottish Cyclops.
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>>34022136
I don't think that lab explosion was Cole's fault. Probably some mercs did it, captured Cole (not knowing of her powers), she went thunder god on their asses while in transit and wound up in the Tombs
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>>34023970
this as I figure this would motivate her.
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>>34023976
Hell yeah, we know she's a boom nut and can play to that.
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>>34024096
We really should have picked the Umbrella thing.

Cole digging into her past would have been fun. We can still do that after food is acquired, yes?
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>>34023932
>We'll split the loot.
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>>34024169
Sure why not. It just so happened that breakfast/brunch/lunch/linner/dinner/supper is the most important meal of the day.
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>>34023970

She isn't going to believe that for a second, especially since we mentioned the fridge.
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>>34023932
"Because I don't believe you can blow up the fridge and leave everything inside in one piece." You grin smugly. If there was anything that could get to a girl like Sparky, it was questioning her endless skill.

The deep frown Sparky gives is telling.

>roll 1d20+10
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Rolled 2

>>34024287
Gulp
>>
>>34024287
>>
Rolled 19 + 10

>>34024287
>>
Rolled 10 + 10

>>34024287
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>>34024325

Sparky's pretty good at her job
>>
Rolled 16 + 10

>>34024287
Rolling
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>>34024325
Cole and Sparky! Best buds!
>>
Looking back on everything all the way back to Thread 1 makes me realize our girls aren't like any other....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEClCAFjYHg
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>>34024325
"Fine, you really think I can't do it? Then I'll show you I can and we'll see who's the one grinning smugly after that!" Sparky grunts.

Check and mate.

"But I want a pack of twinkies if we're going to be doing this." Sparky adds.

"Deal." You nod. You could live with one less pack of twinkies.

"All right, let me pack up some of my special babies and let's go!" Sparky grins.

The both of you discreetly make your way back to the kitchen. Fortunately, nobody seems to be around, and you know the placement well enough that you can get around them. Well, you doubt Himawari would care that much, anyways. She had her own stash of junk food since she never left her room anyways.

"Okay, so how do you want to do this?" Sparky whispers. "The door is always the riskiest part, but...."

She then takes out what looks like a string of putty.

"I got some premium wall breacher right here! We'll make our own door!"

>No. No more damage than necessary!
>Sure why not.
>Other
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>>34024423
>>Sure why not.
We're playing as Cole today!
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>>34024423
>>No. No more damage than necessary!
>Other
Producer will kill us
>>
>>34024423
>>Sure why not.
>>
>>34024423
>>No. No more damage than necessary!

Hone- Producer will get angry
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>>34024423
>Sure why not.

TIME FOR SPARKY BRAND PROPERTY DAMAGE
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>>34024423
>No. No more damage than necessary!
We don't want to give ourselves away JUST yet.

Also, we should totally raid Himawari's stash after this.
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>>34024423
>Sure why not.
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>>34024423
>No. No more damage than necessary!
>>
>>34024423
>>Sure why not.

On one hand this is a bad idea, on the other hand this is Cole we are talking about.
>>
>>34024467
Or use Himawari's computer to hack into Umbrella.
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>>34024423
>However you prefer it.
>Hopefully you're ready for the consequences though.
>>
>>34024423
>>No. No more damage than necessary!
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>>34024423
>>Sure why not.
I see absolutely nothing wrong with this.
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>>34024423
>>Sure why not.
Pin the blame on Sparky.
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>>34024423
>>No. No more damage than necessary!
>>
>>34024423
>>Sure why not.
>>
>>34024423
>Sure why not.

Delicious property damage.
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>>34024423
>No. No more damage than necessary!
>>
>>34024423
>>Sure why not.
Time to let one loose.

>>34024386
They sure are anon...
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>>34024423
>Sure why not.
>>
>>34024423
>Sure why not.
As if Cole ever cared about collateral damage.
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>>34024423
>>No. No more damage than necessary!
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After spending about 8 hours in MS Paint.

Remember the Number: 3701
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>>34024423
"Sure, why not." You shrug. Not like it was YOUR wall or anything.

"Hey, wouldn't the Producer be pissed, though?"

"Don't sweat it, we'll just blame it on someone else."

"Because there's somebody else here that has as much explosives expertise as me that can effectively blow open a wall without damaging anything else?"

"Well, the Captain is still here. I think I can palm it off to her. She seems weird enough to do something like that."

"You have a point." Sparky nods, satisfied with your explanation. "Planting!"

Sparky then begins her devious work, drawing a girl-sized arch on the wall with the putty before sticking a detonator in and dashing around the corner. She then hands you the trigger. Heh, probably her little way to worm out of this by saying she never actually pulled it.

"Okay, it's all ready." Sparky nods.

"Fire in the hole!" You hiss as you hit the trigger.

>roll 1d20
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Rolled 12

>>34024667
>>
Rolled 1

>>34024647
Wow, sure is shadow runs.

When is Cole going to learn how to hack with her brain like Misaka from Railgun?

>>34024667
Blow'in
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Rolled 17

>>34024667

Well this won't end well.
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Rolled 3

>>34024667
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Rolled 6

>>34024667
BLOW ME
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>>34024696
>>34024689
>>34024683
Hey you were right.

Guys, can we keep this 1? I wanna see what happens.
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>>34024689
Standing, on the edge...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
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>>34024689
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN

That sir, is a nat 1!

Would you like to use STAR POWER to negate it? You have 2 points remaining!

>Y
>N
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>>34024725
>Y

NOTHING SHALL COME BETWEEN US AND FUDS
>>
>>34024725
>N

I'm Nuclear! I'm WILD.
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>>34024725
>n
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>>34024725
>N
FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES!
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>>34024718
This is comedy night, I might agree with you.
>>34024725
>N
Dis gun b gud.
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>>34024725
>N

We probably needed a door there anyway. Plus we can install a ladder through the new hole in the floor and ceiling.
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Rolled 2

>>34024725

>N

Let it ride, baby!
>>
>>34024725
> N
WHy not?
>>
>>34024725
>N

STANDING
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>>34024725
>>N

I'm sure everything will turn out hilarious fine.
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>>34024725
N
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>>34024725
>N


>>34024647
The only way I see this happening if it was branded to her arm, making her see the number upside down, and considering she was illiterate she could've mistaken a 1 for a C...

But that's a big stretch
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>Cole is grounded
>Umbrella knows her position
>everything goes to hell

>but at least Jenner had a good date
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>>34024783
Well, if we come across a random password or passcode, we know what to try.
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>>34024725
>>N
Time for you know what...
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>>34024799
No, it's more like the entire kitchen and the fridge get's blown up to hell, and the capt catches them doing it, so there is hell to pay.
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>>34024756

Why not a fireman's pole for quick access between levels? As well as providing any of our Idols with a means to exercise if they really wanna work dat core and upper body strength?
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>>34024647
And the shadowruns are off!
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>>34024725
>N
>>
>>34024647
>Cole was experiment number 3701

Eh.
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>>34024906
It could be a set of numbers, like she was experiment 01 from project division 37.

37.01
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>>34024725
Unfortunately, what was supposed to be a relatively subdued, quiet explosion instead turned out to be a HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT WAS LIKE A GODDAMN NUCLEAR WARHEAD YOUR EARS JESUS CHRIST.

"Whoops!" Sparky chuckles as your ears ring. "Guess I put a bit too much OOMPH in that one!"

GODDAMNIT, SPARKY.

As if to make things worse, the fire alarm goes off, whining throughout the whole building as sprinklers in the kitchen engage to put out the residual fires. Well, if the FUCKING NUCLEAR EXPLOSION didn't tip anybody off that something was up, the alarm would!

"WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!?" You scream, both in frustration and to drown out the sirens and the ringing in your ears.

"Don't worry! I got a contingency!" Sparky pulls out another bomb. "This one will fake a gas explosion! We plant this and GTFO, and we'll be home free!"

>Plant the bomb and GTFO.
>You still have some time! Grab as many snacks as you can!
>Other
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>>34024964
>You still have some time! Grab as many snacks as you can!
>>
>>34024964
>Other
PANIC!
>>
>>34024964
> You plant the bomb, I get the snacks!
Just like my shadowruns.
>>
>>34024725
>N

Hahahahaha
>>
Rolled 20

>>34024964
>>You still have some time! Grab as many snacks as you can!

Not muh snackssss
>>
>>34024964
>>You still have some time! Grab as many snacks as you can!

Do not lose sight of primary objective!
>>
>>34024964
>>You still have some time! Grab as many snacks as you can!
Every girl for herself! Screw Friendship!
>>
>>34024964
>>You still have some time! Grab as many snacks as you can!
>Plant the bomb and GTFO.
get the goods while she plants the bomb
>>
>>34024964
>>Plant the bomb and GTFO.
>>
>>34024964
>>34024994
This.
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>my face right now
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>>34024964
>Plant the bomb and GTFO.

Also, I just thought of a real dick move:
knock out Sparky with a shock, and leave her behind to take the blame.
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>>34024964
>>You still have some time! Grab as many snacks as you can!
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>>34024994
>>
>>34024964
>Plant the bomb and GTFO.

Ruuuuuuuuun!
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>>34024964
>You still have some time! Grab as many snacks as you can!
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>>34024994
This goddammit. Deeper into the rabbit hole.
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>>34025034
Do that and we'll end up with a minefield in our bed.
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>>34024964
>Plant the bomb and GTFO.
>You still have some time! Grab as many snacks as you can!
Do both, Sparky plants the bomb while we salvage what we can.
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>>34024964
>>Other
>PANIC!
>>
>>34024998

This, time to run damage control.
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Rolled 16

>>34024964
>>You still have some time! Grab as many snacks as you can!

We didnt come this far without a payoff.
>>
>>34024964
>You still have some time! Grab as many snacks as you can!

WE ARE DETERMINED TO GET SNACKS
>>
>>34024964
>>34024994
best option
>>
>>34024964
>>>34024964
This.
>>
So what should Cole's punishment be?

Extra singing lessons? Having to do a hazard course with water?

No dessert?
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>>34025164
She has to personally rebuilt that wall. Teach her how much effort goes into the stuff she destroys.
>>
>>34025164
No head patting and Producer being disappointed in her.
>>
>>34025164
Eat vegetarian meal for a whole day
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>>34024964
>Other
Sparky plants the bomb, we grab the snacks, then we GTFO.
>>
>>34025164
>/tg/
>punishing anyone

You're funny.
>>
>>34025200
This
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Rolled 1

>>34025164

Buy a quart of her favorite flavor of ice cream. Then, eat it in front of her. Ask the other girls to join in, too.
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>>34025287
Wow.
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>>34024964
Well, huh, let's put this up to a vote, then.

>Scavenge what you can.
>PANIC!
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>>34025287
The die has spoken?
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>>34025164
Tie her up, stick her in the back seat of the SUV and let Stig go wild. If he can tramatize the captain, then it should do the same to her.
>>
>>34025329
>PANIC!
>>
>>34025329
>Scavenge what you can.
Gotta prove Cole is worthy as second-in-command.
>>
>>34025329
>PANIC
I chose the silly option because shenanigans.
>>
>>34025329
>>Scavenge what you can.
>>
>>34025329
>Scavenge what you can.
>>
>>34025329
>>Scavenge what you can.
>>
>>34025329
>>PANIC!
>>
>>34025329

>Scavenge what you can.

Eyes on the prize.
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>>34025329
>PANIC!
When in doubt...
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>>34025329
>Scavenge what you can.
Surely we can salvage something out of this clusterfuck!
>>
>>34025329
>Scavenge what you can.

Cole can keep calm when the situation gets hot.

GRAB THE SNACKS AND RUN
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>>34025329
>>Scavenge what you can.
Roll a 20, might find a stealthed enemy combat idol.
>>
>>34025329
>>PANIC!
>>
>>34025329
>Scavenge what you can.
>>
>>34025329
>>Scavenge what you can.
>>
>>34025329
>Scavenge what you can.
>>
>>34025329
why not both?
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>>34025329
"Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit!" You dash into the kitchen. Thankfully, the blast seemed to have knock the lock on the fridge loose and you yank it open. Meanwhile, Sparky dashes to the stove to plant the gas bomb.

You, on the other hand, grab as many sweets and pastries as you possibly can.

>roll 1d20
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>>34025329
>Scavenge what you can.
>>
Rolled 3

>>34025487
>>
Rolled 17

>>34025487
>>
Rolled 6

>>34025487
Go Cole go!
>>
Rolled 14

>>34025487

Hopefully there's more than scraps left.
>>
Rolled 19

>>34025487
Grabb'in
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Rolled 9

>>34025487
>>
Rolled 2

>>34025487

SNACKS FOR THE SNACKS GOD
>>
>>34025497
>>34025499
>>34025501
Damn that was close.
>>
>>34025499
Success!
>>
>>34025499
Not that bad, still got the attention of the Captain I bet. Better run fast.
>>
>>34025539
Just throw a ho-ho at her and keep running.
>>
>>34025539
Our ass is grass if the Captain finds out.

Which she will. But hopefully we'll have put some distance between us and her when she does figure it out.
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>>34025499
We might make it out of here in time!
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>>34025582
Well we could always investigate Cole's past and evade the Cap'n at the same time.
>>
>>34025539
We can run for the motor pool and pray The Stig is in. Then hide behind him. He can ward the Captain way.
>>
Rolled 11

>>34025621

Maybe tarin has a sweet tooth
>>
>>34025621
>In order to hide from the Captain we take an uninvited tour of Umbrella

This works. Gives us an alibi
>>
>>34025621
>>34025660
That might be the single worst idea we've ever had. I love it!
>>
>>34025621
>>34025660
Ooh, good idea. Like he said, gives us an alibi.
>>
>>34025701
No, I'm pretty sure blowing up the fridge was the worst idea.

But this is a close second!
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>>34025710
Silly, we didn't blow up the fridge, only the wall leading to it,
>>
>>34025660
>>34025660
No. Do a tour of Toha.

Much safer.
>>
>>34025742
But Toha isn't connected to Cole's past.
>>
Rolled 20

Hahaha. By stealing all the snacks, we've basically labelled cole as the prime suspect.
>>
>>34025742
We don't have a reason for that. Umbrella, we heard some mumblings from P-san.
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>>34025742
Going solo into that prison of Handsome Jack's while wearing a swimsuit would be safer than Umbrella or Toha.
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>>34025499
You grab several packs of twinkies, a gallon of ice cream, some cinnamon buns, and a slice of chocolate cake before Sparky tells you she's done. The both of you hightail it the fuck out of the kitchen when the second bomb goes of with a bang. Not nearly as loud as the first one, but still pretty loud.

"Sparky, Sparky, we must never speak of this!" You gasp, handing her her promised twinkie pack.

"You got that right!" Sparky nods, laughing. "My lips are sealed! Anyways, this is my stop. See ya!"

Sparky then breaks off for you. Smart move, ditching the ringleader. You would've done the same thing.

Now you just gotta find a place to lay low and enjoy your spoils.

>Back to your dorm.
>On the roof.
>In the holding cells.
>In the garage
>Other
>>
>>34025787
>Other
Right here, stuff your face, NOW.
>>
>>34025787
>Snoop around Umbrella

ALIBI
>>
Rolled 11

>>34025787
>>Back to your dorm.
>>
>>34025787
> In Morgan's room.
She'd never dare rat us out. She looks like a wimp, after all.
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>>34025787
>>On the roof.
Take a good look at the city
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>>34025787
>In the holding cells

Nobody would ever look for a wanted criminal in jail.
>>
>>34025787
>On the roof.
>>
>>34025787
Niko's room. She'll never rat us out.
>>
>>34025787
>In the garage
The Stig is the natural Captain repellent we need.
>>
>>34025787
>In the holding cells

No one will expect us to punish ourselves!
>>
>>34025787
>>On the roof.
>>
Rolled 13

>>34025787
>>Other
Nico's room

Share the treats with the punk
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>>34025787
>>On the roof.

Seems traditional.
>>
>>34025787
>In the holding cells.
>>
>>34025787
>On the roof.
It's tradition, plus this way we can scope out the rest of the city from a good view.
>>
>>34025787
>>In the holding cells.
>>
>>34025904
Maybe see where Umbrella's headquarters is.

I STILL WANT TO DO THAT.
>>
>>34025787
>In the holding cells.
>>
Rolled 14

>>34025787
>>On the roof.
>>
>>34025787
>>In the holding cells.
>>
>>34025787
>>On the roof.

Stare at the sky where jenner and producer are.

Get angry and pout
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>>34025787
>Other: Buy a one-way ticket to Hollywood

It's the perfect cover. If Cole's off getting discovered in Hollywood, how could she have masterminded such a brilliant crime?
>>
>>34025787
>In the holding cells.
>>
>>34025965
Still wondering what a space elevator is doing so far north of the equator.
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>>34025787
>On the roof.
>>
>>34025998

Maybe not a true space elevator and just a low orbital. Like the one mentioned in accel world.
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>>34025787
You decide to hang out on the roof. People usually didn't go up there, so it was the perfect place to be alone for a bit. You surreptitiously step into the elevator and hit the button for the roof. You munch on a few twinkies as the elevator lifts itself up to the very topmost level.

>roll 1d20
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Rolled 6

>>34026140
>>
Rolled 10

>>34026140
>>
Rolled 15

>>34026140
Rolling to encounter Morgan.
>>
Please don't jump off the roof to see if we have levitation.
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>>34026164
The doors open and up there you see Rochelle and Morgan leaning on the railing, looking out towards Delta City's core of massive skyscrapers and the space elevator. You weren't sure what they were doing, probably something stupid, but it didn't seem they were aware of what was going on below. Now that you think about, you don't hear the fire alarms or anything like that all the way up here.

>Go greet them.
>Sneak around them and enjoy your spoils in private.
>Better relocate.
>Other
>>
>>34026228
>Sneak around them and enjoy your spoils in private.
>>
Rolled 15

>>34026228
>>Sneak around them and enjoy your spoils in private.
>>
>>34026228
>Sneak around them and enjoy your spoils in private.
>>
>>34026228
>Better relocate.
Let's make haste before the do-gooders nail us.
>>
>>34026228
> Hide and spy on them while enjoying our spoils.
>>
>>34026228
>>Go greet them.

If they're doing something stupid we wont rat each other out
>>
>>34026228
>Go greet them.
>Other
But put the food down first. And we better be quick before the ice cream melts.
>>
It just occurred to me, We. Have. Twinkies.

Who started making them again?!
>>
>>34026228
>Go greet them.
>>
>>34026270
Actually, they've recently began reproducing them again
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>>34026228
>Better relocate.
Cole is not sneaky.
>>
>>34026270
Hostess somehow came back and thus so did twinkies, putting an end to any plan to make the remaining twinkies a commodity
>>
Rolled 5

>>34026228
>>Go greet them.
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>>34026311
My stockpile awaits the apocalypse.
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>>34026228
>Sneak around them and enjoy your spoils in private.

Once we're done, >Go greet them.
>>
>>34026288
No, they are not breeding them. The company had to go though a bankruptcy restructuring to get out of it's problems and dump the unionize workers who demanded too much for their greedy selves.
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>>34026335
Your stockpile awaits someone else, mate...
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>>34026228
>>Go greet them.
>>
>>34026228
>>Go greet them.
>>
>>34026228
>>Better relocate.
>>
>>34026371
It's a stock pile of Snow balls
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>>34026228
>Sneak around them and enjoy your spoils in private.

Gota start with the quiet food
>>
>>34026500
Dammit, I wanted a ho-ho.
>>
>>34025200
you monster
>>
I really hope the vacation/date goes well for Producer and Jenner or are we going to play that after this?
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>>34026665
So do I buddy. Fingers crossed.
>>
>>34026665
Either next thread or we are going to hear about the aftermath. But yeah, hopefully it went well
>>
>>34026665

I want it to go well.

Well enough that the girls remark that jenner is growing
>>
>>34026665
Probably next thread or just something mentioned like, "You should've been there. Jenner's pretty damn good with a sword." Or other out of context things.
>>
>>34026687
>growing

I mean glowing

Damn autocorrect
>>
>>34026687
Jenner's growing in a few months that is.
>>
Although we may not have discovered a bit about Cole's past, we did find Twinkies.

I'd say it was worth it.
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>>34026694
I mean the title was DATE HARD: DATE HARDER... which makes me REALLY want to know what happened
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>>34026228
You decide to leave Rochelle and Morgan doing... whatever it is they're doing. You've got fucking ice cream and twinkies, and you were DAMN well going to enjoy them! You quickly slip away to the other side the roof, and take cover behind one of those super large AC ducts that seem to be everywhere. Grabbing a spoon that you always keep on you for situations like this, you take a big scoop of ice cream, pile it on top of a twinkie, and take one big bite out of it.

This was the fucking greatest day ever.

>And so ends Cole's little vignette! Where do we want to go next?

>DATE HARD: DATE HARDER
>IDOLS: NO SENSE OF RIGHT OR WRONG
>>
>>34026790
>>DATE HARD: DATE HARDER
Let's do it!
>>
>>34026790
>DATE HARD: DATE HARDER
>>
>>34026790
>>DATE HARD: DATE HARDER
>>
>>34026790
>DATE HARD: DATE HARDERER
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>>34026790
>>DATE HARD: DATE HARDER

Wooo
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>>34026790
>DATE HARD: DATE HARDER
Time for die hard now!
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>>34026790
>>DATE HARD: DATE HARDER
You're the Producer and right now, you're wondering how the hell you got into this mess of a firefight.
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>>34026790
>DATE HARD: DATE HARDER
you know what we want!
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>>34026790
>>DATE HARD: DATE HARDER
RATED DATER
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>>34026790
>DATE HARD: DATE HARDER
Let's see if this turns into some John McClane-style shenanigans, shall we?
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>>34026790
>DATE HARD: DATE HARDER
Im so fucking ready
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>>34026790

>DATE HARD: DATE HARDER
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>>34026790
>>DATE HARD: DATE HARDER

Hopefully we didn't miss anything.
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>>34026790
>IDOLS: NO SENSE OF RIGHT OR WRONG
Rin!
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>>34026790
>DATE HARD: DATE HARDER

I have been waiting for this!
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After this when we play rochelle, we need to crash cole's snack party.
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>>34026790
>>IDOLS: NO SENSE OF RIGHT OR WRONG
Rochelle or Niko maybe?
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>>34026790
>>IDOLS: NO SENSE OF RIGHT OR WRONG

Pissing against the tide.
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Taking Bets: Jenner's standing atop a pile of obliterated robots while holding a man portable minigun with Producer wrapped around her legs. A la Conan the Barbarian style.
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>>34026790
>IDOLS: NO SENSE OF RIGHT OR WRONG
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>>34026873

Nonono.

We dont play rochelle.

We must play happosai.

When producer and jenner are away.

We begin the great bra and panty heist.
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>>34026930
.....Actually that would be fun.

We steal Lilith and Jenner's

No idols/
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>>34026910
Producer gets taken hostage because he's a producer, he should make a good ransom. Jenner has to die hard him out of that.
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>>34026930
With Rin chasing after us with a Bamboo sword to beat the perversion out of us.
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>>34026910
Beautiful
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>>34026961
Hard mode: steal them off the captain.
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>>34026790
You have selected DATE HARD: DATE HARDERER!

Now, the important thing, which viewpoint will you choose?

>Producer
>Jenner
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>>34026983
>Producer
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>>34026930

Lilith, falynn, himawari and all our idols.
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>>34026981
Does the Cap'n even have need of them in the first place?

>>34026983
>>Jenner
Let's do something different.
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>>34026983
>Jenner
I want to know what makes her tick.
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>>34026983
>Jenner
Might be a nice change of pace.
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>>34026983
>Jenner

Dis gonna be gud.
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>>34026983
>>Jenner

Because producer wont make a first move for jenner.

With this, we can make producer ours.
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>>34026983
Jenner
"how do I get producer-san to notice me?"
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>>34026983
Jenner
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>>34026983
>>Jenner
we see evrything from the P-mans perspective.
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>>34026983
>Jenner

Need to know what makes her tick!
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>>34026983
>>Jenner
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>>34026983
>Jenner
IT'S TIME.
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>>34026983
>Producer
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We're gonna make an aggressive jenner arent we.

The bed in that suite is gonna get some pomf.
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>>34026995
Extra hard mode then.

Ends with him teaching the capt a new level of sleigh of hand.
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>>34026983
>Jenner
we must produce with the producer
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>>34026983
>Jenner
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>>34026983
>Assassin
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>>34027041
We're drunk and have been under appreciated for forever. Time to get our due!
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>>34027091
Not to mention that our ONLY vacation day is interrupted by terrorists or something. I'd be pissed too.
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>>34027077
lol.
"who are these badasses?"
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>>34026981
....I can see this.

I want this.

But I also what my favorite Commando in training though
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>>34026983
>>Jenner
FINNALLYY JJNEERR POVV
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>>34027102
The day ends in the typical action movie style with the big kiss before the camera slowly shifts to the police cars on the scene censoring the hot steamy lewd that happens.
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So Morgan and Rochelle were planning on spying on us?

Since they were looking at the space elevator?
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>>34026983
>Jenner
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>>34027102

Im gonna kill some terrorist... AND SCTACH THIS ITCH
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>>34026983
You are JENNER, and you actually didn't think this crazy ass plan Boss concocted would actually work!

But here you were, sitting in your own private suite while Producer was literally right in the next one over. You decided not to try and push things too far last night. You were afraid of coming on strong, and honestly, you were both pretty tired from the events before.

But, now it was a new day, and your opportunity to get Producer's attention without him being distracted by the idols. Yes, you loved all the girl as much as he did, but sometimes they could be such a handful. You were almost dreading what they could possibly be up to with the both of you gone...

NO! This was your vacation day! You couldn't think about things like that!

What you did have to think about, though, was what to wear.

>All business. Need to keep up that professional image.
>Casual. No need to make a big deal of it.
>Sexy. Sometimes the most direct route was the best.
>Other
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>>34027233
>>Casual. No need to make a big deal of it.
At least take him out to dinner first.
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>>34027233
>Casual
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>>34027233
>Sexy. Sometimes the most direct route was the best.
Subtlety is of no use to us if we want to get the point across to Producer.
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>>34027233
>>Casual. No need to make a big deal of it.
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>>34027233
>Casual. No need to make a big deal of it.
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>>34027233
>>Casual. No need to make a big deal of it.
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>>34027233
>Casual
Thats not to say you cant wear something that extenuates your features
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>>34027233
>Sexy. Sometimes the most direct route was the best.

>>34027243
I think we kinda did that last time.
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>>34027233
>>Sexy. Sometimes the most direct route was the best.

Come on jenner.

One day alone. Lets do it.
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>>34027233
>Casual. No need to make a big deal of it.
>Other
Sexy lingerie underneath. No telling what may happen tonight.
Will also make die harding even more fun
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>>34027233
>Yes, you loved all the girl as much as he did, but sometimes they could be such a handful. You were almost dreading what they could possibly be up to with the both of you gone...

Sparky and Cole just blew up the wall and raided the fridge

Pretty sure, Rochelle and Morgan are spying on them somehow.
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>>34027233
>you actually didn't think this crazy ass plan Boss concocted would actually work!

Wut.

The boss is actively trying to set the two up.
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>>34027233
>>Sexy. Sometimes the most direct route was the best.
Ah fuck it. No pun intended.
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>>34027258
>>34027289
Yeah, changing my vote to >Sexy. Sometimes we need to be a bit blunt.
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>>34027233
>Sexy. Sometimes the most direct route was the best.

Choosing is difficult.
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>>34027233
>>Casual. No need to make a big deal of it.
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>>34027350
I like my compromise >>34027305
Casual on the outside, sexy in the inside.
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>>34027233
>>Sexy. Sometimes the most direct route was the best.
Let's have fun.
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>>34027233
>>Sexy. Sometimes the most direct route was the best.

Normally I'd say casual but Producer has a case of Protagonist Density.
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>>34027233
Seconding >>34027305
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>>34024647
Cole! What do the NUMBERS mean!?
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>>34027233
>Casual. No need to make a big deal of it.
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>>34027233
>>Sexy. Sometimes the most direct route was the best.
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>>34027377
But we must continue the tragedy. And continue the tsundere goodness!
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>>34027233

>Sexy. Sometimes the most direct route was the best.
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>>34027377
And to think Producer could've been a police officer.
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>>34027233
>Casual. No need to make a big deal of it
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>>34027233
>Casual. No need to make a big deal of it.
Agreed on the lingerie though. Gotta plan for every eventuality!
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>>34027412
How different do you think this quest would've gone if Producer was a cop?
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>>34027233
You decide to dress casual. Keep thing simple. Shirt and jeans should do just fine. However, just in case, you decide to wear your "special" underwear. These were the ones you never brought near the office, for fear of Rin's grandfather somehow getting a hold of him. Damn perverted old man.

Nevertheless, you get dressed and step out into the main living room, and somehow, you find that you're done dressed before Producer has. Weird, how he always seems to arrive right after you do, as if he were doing it on purpose, or something.

"Morning, Jenner." Producer grins as he steps out of his suite. Like you, he's dressed casual, as well. Just a simple shirt and pants.

You wonder what kind of underwear he's wearing.

"Morning, Producer." You say, keeping your cool. "You look nice."

"You do, too." Producer nods in response.

You manage to maintain your poker face through the compliment and continue.

"So, do you have any plans for today?" You ask.

"Actually, not really." Producer chuckles awkwardly. "I was sort of assuming you had everything taken care of."

Typical.

Well, you could grab some quick breakfast, but afterwards...

>Shopping! You heard the hotel has some stuff that's normally not sold on Earth.
>Spa! You could really use some pampering.
>Swimming! You heard the Gravity Pool was a completely unique experience.
>Sightseeing! The hotel runs a shuttle service that does a full orbit around the Earth.
>Other
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>>34027233
>Sexy. Sometimes the most direct route was the best.
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>>34027412
?

>>34027428
Including walking barefoot on broken glass?
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>>34027454
>>Spa! You could really use some pampering.
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>>34027447
We will treat Cole as a delinquent, discipline but with potential.

Niko a similar fashion.

Julie will respect us more.

Rochelle a bit less but will warm up to us.

Rin more or less the same.

Morgan probably same.

Sparky, Don't know

Rin the same.
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>>34027456
During Producer's background creation, one of the options was cop. We chose military background.
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>>34027454
>Spa! You could really use some pampering
Let's start the day right!
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>>34027454
>Sightseeing! The hotel runs a shuttle service that does a full orbit around the Earth.
Nice and romantic, hopefully
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>>34027454
>Swimming! You heard the Gravity Pool was a completely unique experience.
>Gravity Pool

That sounds like fun.
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>>34027454
Spa, that way we can be casually less dressed and do lots of unnecessary stretching.
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>>34027454
>Spa! You could really use some pampering.
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>>34027454
>Swimming! You heard the Gravity Pool was a completely unique experience.

As an added bonus, we will get to see producer with, hopefully, only his speedos on.
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>>34027454
>>Swimming! You heard the Gravity Pool was a completely unique experience.
or
>>Sightseeing! The hotel runs a shuttle service that does a full orbit around the Earth.
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>>34027454
>>Swimming! You heard the Gravity Pool was a completely unique experience.
Sexy swimsuit in zero-g, what could possibly go wrong?
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>>34027454
>Sightseeing! The hotel runs a shuttle service that does a full orbit around the Earth.
Let's get the running around out of the way before we take it easy.
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>>34027454
>Spa! You could really use some pampering.
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>>34027454
>>Sightseeing! The hotel runs a shuttle service that does a full orbit around the Earth.

We can hold his hand in microgravity
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>>34027454

>Swimming! You heard the Gravity Pool was a completely unique experience.
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Guys lets leave the sightseeing for the last.

The romantic view from the shuttle leads immediately to the bedroom.
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>>34027454
>Swimming! You heard the Gravity Pool was a completely unique experience.
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>>34027561
>>34027501
I guess he does have a point, changing from
>sightseeing
to
>Swimming
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>>34027454
>>Spa! You could really use some pampering.

Shopping doesn't seem much like Jenner, but the Spa and considering the stresses she has will work wonders
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>>34027595
So what kind of things do they do there? Cosmetic Genemods?
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>>34027454
>>Swimming! You heard the Gravity Pool was a completely unique experience.
Yes
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I wonder if Dr Vahlen is going to make a move on the producer. I doubt she missed the connection between an electric idol and the idol looking exactly like her. Producer will probably be captured for "aggressive negotiations".
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>>34027610
Probably messages, Hot Tubs that weird mud face thing with the cucumbers
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>>34027641
So has there been anything else aside from that viral video about Cole (that may or may not have included her powers due to her being soaked for a good portion of the fight) using powers?
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>>34027641
If she does it today, Jenner will cunt punt her to Alpha Centauri.
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>>34027662
>>34027641

Cole hasn't really used her powers a lot in public, and the best thing they can possibly get is eye witness accounts.
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>>34027454
>Swimming! You heard the Gravity Pool was a completely unique experience.
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>>34027662
Yeah, I was thinking about that too. Do much did we publicize her electric powers? Makes for good marketing, but also exposes our secret.

>>34027668
which I hope does happen, so we get to do the pcunting.
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>>34027704
I don't think we published anything. All we did was train her to not rely on her powers and use conventional weapons and techniques. The only time she ever used it in front of civilians was at the Amusement park, but it failed.
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Woah! page nine warning Merc!
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>>34027734
It is also getting pretty late. I sure we can continue on another thread.
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>>34027726
>>34027704
>>34027662
It amazes me that we only have that viral video that shows Cole fighting, and even then, she never used her powers openly (only enhanced attacks)
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>>34027734
But it feels like we only just started!
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>>34027763

We've only just begun~
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>>34027749
I just assumed that the electric tsundere was part of our marketing package. Now we have to be more careful with Umbrella watching.

I have been trying to think up of a way to tell Dr. Vahlen and not compromise Cole's safety. All I have at the moment is an explosive collar around Dr. Vahlen's neck and 2 dead man's switch between the producer and Cole.
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>>34027795
I say invite her for coffee a few times, and have the final time at our office. Introduce Cole there, and have Fully Equipped Combat Idols waiting outside the door.
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>>34027749

Thank that nat 1.
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>>34027832
That nat 1 inadvertently saved our asses from being probed by Umbrella early...Never thought I'd say thanks for a Nat 1.
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>>34027813

I think thinkinh yhat umbrella would let one of their top researchers go anywhere without escort is a pipe dream.

Whats more, we've marketed her as our bad girl.

Considering that shes a combat idol, advertising one of her combat advantages does not parse at all.
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>>34027454
"Let's go try out the Gravity Pool." You say. "I heard that it's one of the most unique experiences you can get on this station."

"Yeah, sure!" Producer nods. "Um, that means we need swimsuits, right?"

"I'm sure they can provide us with some." You say, grabbing his arm. "Come along, now."

"You don't have to drag me, you know!" Producer sighs.

Sometimes you really feel like you have to.

The Gravity Pool is easy enough to find, considering it's one of the most crowded places in the hotel. The Gravity Pool was a giant glass sphere located just outside of the station. In the center was a prototype gravity core developed by Toha Heavy Industries. It wasn't too powerful, and didn't work when under the influence of Earth's gravity, but up here in orbit, it really shined. Somebody had the bright idea of using it to create a massive bubble of water suspended in the air that people could swim through. It was quite a large draw, actually.

You guess the view as also pretty nice, too, being suspended all the way above Earth and all.

"That's really something..." Producer breathes.

"It is." You nod. Your eye catches a swimsuit store and the gears in your head are already turning.

>Go with a simple one piece.
>Sexy two piece, go!
>Other
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>>34027795
just don't tell her
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>>34027877
>Sexy two piece, go!
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>>34027877
>>Sexy two piece, go!

Because the top needs to float off at some point.
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>>34027877
>>Sexy two piece, go!
blitzball is a go
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>>34027877
>>Sexy two piece, go!
Operation: Seduce P-San

Carol, DON'T COPY
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>>34027877
>>Go with a simple one piece.
One-piece are sexy!
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>>34027877
>Sexy two piece, go!
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>>34027813
The danger of Dr. Vahlen is not herself, but what would Umbrella Corp do once they find out about Cole. The explosive collar is insurance to guarantee her cooperation in terms of what she tells them. If Cole gets captured or we suspect that umbrella is behind something, she is the first to die.

Oh course, the big hole in this plan is what if Umbrella doesn't give a fuck.

>>34027877
>Sexy two piece, go!

>>34027900
Well, not intentionally.
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>>34027877
>Sexy two piece, go!
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>>34027877
>Go with a sexy one piece.
It's backless.
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>>34027877
>Sexy two piece, go!

Merc! we're going to drop off soon!
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>>34027877
>>Sexy two piece, go!
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>>34027877
>Sexy two piece, go!
Lets do this...
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>>34027795
From what we know at the moment we can trust Vahlen, but not Umbrella. That's a problem.

>>34027905
Never thought I'd hear that again.
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>>34027877
Two piece.

For gods sake it even made her brother want to bang her briefly.
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>>34027877
>>Other
One piece string bikini
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>>34027877
>Sexy two piece, go!

but not TOO sexy, we've got class.
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>>34027877
>Sexy two piece, go!
Time to put a few moves on P-san
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>>34027933
I wonder if there is a way to transfer Dr. Vahlen from Umbrella to Clover Entertainment without upsetting Umbrella.

Or maybe Dr. Vahlen can take a sabbatical at Clover Entertainment.
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>>34027938
I forgot, what is Jenner a reference to again?
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>>34027914

Maybe.

Because then jenner will hide behind producer to escape to the showers.

The tips will brush everywhere~ all over his back~
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>>34027877
>>Sexy two piece, go!
Really now, is there any other option?
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>>34027976
Infinite Stratos. Her brother is the moron protagonist who doesn't seem to realize he has a libido.

Except of course when girls literally shove their tits in his face. Or when he sees her in a bikini.
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>>34027877
It was time to break out the big guns. If you were going to commit to this, you had to be willing to go all the way! You quickly select a black two-piece swimsuit and shuffle off to the changing room.

Again, you somehow finish changing before the Producer does. How the heck is he always so slow? Or is it because you're naturally fast at everything you do? You're not quite sure. Finally, Producer comes out of his changing room, wearing standard swim trucks. Pity, you were kind of hoping he'd select something more risque, but he was fairly conservative as always. Oh well, it was well within expectations.

"Wow, that looks good on you." Producer says, grinning.

"Thanks." You nod stoically, though inside, your heart flutters a bit at the compliment, and you're a bit proud of yourself for making this choice.

The two of you then proceed to the Gravity Pool. You stand on one of the walkways that formed a ring around the glass sphere, which provided a platform for people to stand on and lounge around, as well as access the "pool" floating in the center of the room.

>Go swimming.
>Lounge for a bit.
>Other
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>>34028022
More thank likely he is just a sis-con. Who can blame him?
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>>34028039
>Go swimming.
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>>34028039
>Go swimming.
And get P-san in with you. Both of you can have fun, splashing in the water.
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>>34028039
>>Lounge for a bit.
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>>34028039
>Go swimming.

>You nod stoically, though inside, your heart flutters a bit at the compliment, and you're a bit proud of yourself for making this choice.

AH YEA!
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>>34028039
>Go swimming.
>Realize you can't swim.
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>>34028039
>Go swimming.

Why go to a pool if you're just going to sit around?
make sure Producer follows.
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>>34028039
>Swim
Its time
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>>34028050
Not me. I'll even admit to writing fanfiction of that very thing.
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>>34028039
>>Lounge for a bit.
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>>34028039
>Other
Idk, play blitzball?
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>>34028039
>Other
>Pool Side Bar
If we gonna do this we need to be buzzed and have some fun. Us and the Producer. Liquid Courage Ho!
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>>34028039
>>Go swimming.
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>>34028039
>Go swimming.
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>>34028039
>Go swimming.
We can lounge after the exercise.
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>>34028039
Make sure we do a proper warm up before going in the water.
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Bets on when the terrorists appear?
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hopefully the NPC producer isn't as dense as Ichika
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>>34027795

How about we react reasonably and meet at neutral ground--say a church. Churches always make for good meeting areas. They bring their boys, we bring our girls. We meet up, have a chat over some wine and maybe a cheese plate, hugs are had, lots of crying from both parties, and maybe we gain Vahlen's trust enough to get some of those delicious Genemods.

Or it all goes completely sideways when two full strength squads of plasma-chucking, heavy-armored super soldiers grab our girl and run away back to the Skyranger while Vahlen gives us a sad "I'm sorry it had to end this way" backward glance And then the rain starts falling.
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>>34028162
Evening or nighttime.
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>>34028039
You could use a bit of morning exercise. Tossing your towel to Producer, who dutifully catches it, you step forward and leap off one of the designated platforms. You can feel the gravity sphere "pull" you towards it, and you "fall" forward into the water bubble with a splash. It took a bit of getting used to, but it was pretty nice, actually. The spherical nature of the pool gave the illusion that you could just swim on forever and ever, and the view was pretty great, as well.

However, you see the Producer hasn't entered the pool yet. You suppose he wanted to stay behind to keep an eye on your things, which was totally expected of his character. But still...

>Leave him be.
>"Invite" him to join you.
>Other
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Hey Merc, I was rereading MGHQuest, and I noticed something that has been bugging me. Did you name the Armorer, Heph, after Hephaestus?
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>>34028190
>>"Invite" him to join you.
We have to take initiative.
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>>34028190
>"Invite" him to join you.
Grab his arm and coyfully pull him in.
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>>34028190
>>"Invite" him to join you.

>>34028194
somethign for everyone.
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>>34028190
>Pull him in
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>>34028190
>Pretend to drown and activate the Producer's "White Knight Reflex" and have him give us CPR
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>>34028190
>"Invite" him to join you.
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>>34028190
>"Invite" him to join you.

This place is for rich people and security should be airtight.
Security is the terrorists?

Also, Jaws music.
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>>34028190
>"Invite" him to join you.

>>34028197
I don't read MGHQ, but I'd like to mention that Hephaestus was the first character to have a waifu. (It helps that his wife was a slut.)
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>>34028237
Kinda seems like a dickish thing to do.
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>>34028190
>>"Invite" him to join you.

Pull him in, girl!
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>>34028190
>>"Invite" him to join you.

Beakon to him to come near the edge or the pool.

Then arms around his neck and pull him into the pool.
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>>34028248
Wrong.
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>>34028190
>>Other
Pull his ass in there.
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>>34028190
Well, that wouldn't do. You swim up to the surface closest to where the Producer and wave at him, as if you needed his presence. The Producer, concerned, jogs up to where, and you pounce. You quickly grab his arm and pull him into the pool with you with a large SPLASH.

"W-what was that all about?" Producer sputters as he coughs out some water.

"No sense just waiting out on the sidelines." You say with a slight grin. "We're supposed to be enjoying ourselves. Enjoy it!"

"I guess you got a point there." Producer nods.

To say you had a very nice swim was a bit of an understatement. Both you and the Producer swim a few "laps" around the pool and generally enjoy yourselves. There might have been a splash fight or two on the way, but you were not going to confirm or deny that.

However, you felt that you've done enough swimming, and motion to Producer that you're done.

"So, what do you want to next?" Producer asks as he steps out of the pool behind you.


>I want to do YOU.
>Shopping! You heard the hotel has some stuff that's normally not sold on Earth.
>Spa! You could really use some pampering.
>Sightseeing! The hotel runs a shuttle service that does a full orbit around the Earth.
>Other
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>>34028337
>>I want to do YOU.
Fuck it, Let's rock!
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>>34028190
>"Invite" him to join you.
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>>34028337
>Snacktime! If we are gonna be at it all night we gonna need some food and energy.

Also phallic shaped food for you know seduction.
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>>34028337
Spa. Then producer.
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>>34028337
>>I want to do YOU.
This is certainly new.
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>>34028337
>Spa!
"Recreational" activities should take place early evening
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>>34028337
>I want to do YOU.
Is the end goal. The method is:
>Other
>Why don't we going back into the hotel room and watch a movie?
Then we can get handy and stuff
The movie is Die Hard for extra meta
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>>34028337
>>Shopping! You heard the hotel has some stuff that's normally not sold on Earth.

Drag out a nice long date.

Then the sightseeing.

And then eat the producer.
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>>34028337
>Spa! You could really use some pampering.
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>>34028337
>Spa! You could really use some pampering.
Full body cleansing to only be dirtied later
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>>34028337
>Spa! You could really use some pampering.

Exercise, Pampering, sightseeing, Producer

Seems like a good order.
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>>34028337
>Sightseeing! The hotel runs a shuttle service that does a full orbit around the Earth.
Build up guys.
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Didnt zenith get a ticket up the tower as well?

What if something snuck in.

Snuck in and decided to stay for a while.

What if the 'terrorist' is Battle Modo Carol
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>>34028337
>>Sightseeing! The hotel runs a shuttle service that does a full orbit around the Earth.

I think we should ahve done shopping before the pool, but this would work.
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>>34028419
I wouldn't worry, this isn't like certain quests where something always comes up right when a big romance moment is about to come up.
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>>34028367
Seconding this
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>>34028405
See this guy has got the right idea.
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>>34028337
>>Spa! You could really use some pampering.
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>>34028337
>>Sightseeing! The hotel runs a shuttle service that does a full orbit around the Earth.
The sexy times can wait till the end of the day and nothing says romance like seeing the great wall of china from low orbit.
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>>34028337
>>Shopping! You heard the hotel has some stuff that's normally not sold on Earth.

Because shopping.

Buying something to pin on producer.

To show that hes jenner's.
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>>34028458
That's what bite marks are for.
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>>34028337
>>Shopping! You heard the hotel has some stuff that's normally not sold on Earth.
then we go to the spa, then we go back to Producers room
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>>34028337
>>I want to do YOU.
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>>34028275
Ah, thanks. I guess I didn't know my Greek mythology as well as I thought I did.
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>>34028337
>Spa! You could really use some pampering.
B-but muh poolside volleyball shenanigans...
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Hmm is it normal for this thread to wind up on page 9? I'm kinda new here.
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>>34028568

We're been playing most of the day. After 300 posts, the thread doesnt get bumped and keeps going down until it falls off the board.
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>>34028568
We are so far past autosage it isn't even funny.
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>>34028568
It's kind of a 1.5 length thread with Cole and Jenner mini-sidequests combined.
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>>34028337
>>Sightseeing! The hotel runs a shuttle service that does a full orbit around the Earth.

See if we can have a romantic shuttle ride for 2.
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I wonder if progressing the date would have been easier if we were in the producer's shoes.
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>>34028656
I doubt it mate, it'd probably take even longer thanks harem protag class density and tg's waffeling.
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>>34028656
Hmm. Maybe. Or maybe Jenner would've been all wishy washy and wed have to decide whether or not she actually wanted us to do anything.
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>>34028337
"Mmmmm, I could use a stop at the spa." You grin. "To just wash all the worries away..."

"Sure thing." Producer laughs. "Never tried one of those things myself. First time for everything, right?"

"Indeed." You nod.

You both get dressed again and head over to the spa. It's pretty fancy and upscale, with marble everywhere, and boasting full massage facilities and roman style baths, as well. No expense was spared. As Producer is distracted by the sights, you take a look at the services.

Huh, there seemed to be the public services, or more exclusive private ones...

Should you?

>Arrange a private session with the Producer
>Just stick with the regular public one.
>Other
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>>34028704
>>Arrange a private session with the Producer
Pissing in the wind here.
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>>34028704
>>Arrange a private session with the Producer
Really, is there any other choice?
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>>34028681
But as we now know, the thirst is real
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>>34028704
>Arrange a private session with the producer
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>>34028704
>Arrange a private session with the Producer
Come on, we're here, let's do something nice.
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>>34028704
>Arrange a private session with the Producer
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>>34028704
>>Arrange a private session with the Producer

We're using the boss is money so why not?
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>>34028704
>Arrange a private session with the Producer
Come on Jenner, you know you want it
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>>34028704

>Arrange a private session with the Producer
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>>34028704
>>Arrange a private session with the Producer
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>>34028719
Yes. As a Jenner fag from the beginning, I am now getting out and pushing every time Producer gets an appropriately timed Jenner option.
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>>34028704
>Arrange a private session with the Producer
As if this is a choice.
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>>34028704
>>Arrange a private session with the Producer
INB4 Tarin/The Captain INTERRUPT!
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>>34028763
No, not her. The interrupt would be someone else.
>>
Terrorists?
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>>34028704
>>Arrange a private session with the Producer
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>>34028795
Or robbers pretending to be terrorists
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>>34028808
May God be merciful on their souls, because Jenner will not.
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>>34028704
You sign up for one of the private sessions, and play dumb when the Producer returns. First is the massage, which is simple enough, and feels absolutely GODLY. My god, the difference some pressure on several vital points on your body makes!

Second is the roman style bath. Both you and Producer are led into a private bath room. Deciding to throw caution to the wind, you take of your towel and enter the bath fully nude, much to Producer's shock.

"Come on in, the water's fine." You grin.

>Just play it cool. Relax for a bit.
>Make your move.
>Other
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>>34028876
>>Just play it cool. Relax for a bit.

>Spread your arms and relax
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>>34028876
>Just play it cool. Relax for a bit.
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>>34028876
>>Just play it cool. Relax for a bit.
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>>34028876
>Just play it cool. Relax for a bit.
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>>34028876
>Just play it cool. Relax for a bit.
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>>34028876
>>Just play it cool. Relax for a bit.
>>Other
slowly try to inch closer, no rush just gauge his reaction
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>>34028876
>Just play it cool. Relax for a bit.
>Other

"You know, it's customary to take off the towel in these baths" I have no idea what I am talking about.
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>>34028876
>>Just play it cool. Relax for a bit.
>>Other

That steam is totally not coming from you
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>>34028876
>Just play it cool. Relax for a bit.
Patience my dear. Let's not scare off the doe.
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>>34028876
>>Make your move.
Come on, do something red boards would approved.
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Full nude was a mistake.

It makes producer's undressing of jenner later tonight not as exciting.
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>>34028876
>>Just play it cool. Relax for a bit.
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>>34028876
>Just play it cool. Relax for a bit.
Don't go in for the kill JUST yet. That said, if P-san hasn't caught on by now, I'd want to slap the guy.
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>>34029077
He is not Shirou level of density, but I wouldn't bet too far from it.
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>>34028876
>Just play it cool. Relax for a bit.
You have plenty of time
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>>34029117
Maybe not in this thread though.
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>>34029077
>>34029103

He kind of knows.

Why else would he agree to the solo night at the resort?

Time to join the orbital high club
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>>34029132
We can continue it next week if necessary.

>>34029140
I guess that's true. I guess we don't want to be seen as slutty or scare off the other person.
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>>34029140
I think it's because Jenner's plan was somewhat fullproof, it was a gift from the boss, Sig was practically waiting at the base of the tower, and the girls can have the day off together.

So all the things were set so that they can be together in the suite
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>>34029155
you think anon's moronic date handling has anything to do with that?

And the way I see it our choices seem to fall into "not enough" and "too much" and no idea what woudl be better.
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>>34029155

Producer would know..

Hes worked with her for some time. He knows this isnt her normally and that she just wants him.
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I'm hoping we can make our move and FtB before the thread dies just so they are banging all week long until the next thread.

But we're on page 10, so thats unlikely.
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>>34029208
We're not falling very fast, things could happen.
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>>34029221
Or, you know, thread 37.5 happens.
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>>34029236
I don't think I've ever seen Merc do a second thread. He like hates them or something.
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Merc, plz, dont do it, no cliff hanger, plz. I luv u, platonic
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>>34028876
You decide to play it cool. Relax for a bit. You slide down deeper into the pool and sigh and stretch, making sure to show off your curves to Producer, who's doing his best not too look, or at least LOOK like he's not looking.

He's totally looking, though.

"So how are you enjoying this day off?" You ask him as you bask in the warm water.

"It's going pretty well." Producer nods quickly. "Can't believe I'd ever be up here, though."

"Who knows, if we play our cards right, we might be able to come up here every day."

"With the girls?" Producer asks.

"With the girls, too." You nod, suppressing a sigh.

Suddenly, though, you hear a scream. Both you and Producer, your combat instincts kicking in, stand up and head for the door, creaking it open ever so slightly.

It looked like there were armed men shaking down the crowd in the public area. The had a mix of handguns and rifles, and were herding the guests away as they broke into lockers.

>Lay low. Let security handle.
>Oh no, you weren't going to let these fuckers ruin everything!
>other
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>>34029369
>>other
YOU ARE GONNA DIE, JUMP THE PRODUCERS BONES NOW!
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>>34029369
>>Oh no, you weren't going to let these fuckers ruin everything!
Let's rock!
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>>34029369
>>Oh no, you weren't going to let these fuckers ruin everything!
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>>34029369
>>Oh no, you weren't going to let these fuckers ruin everything!

YOU. GUYS. HAVE. FUCKED. UP. NOW.

DIIIIE.
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>>34029369
>>Oh no, you weren't going to let these fuckers ruin everything!
need them nat 20s
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Welp so much for the date.
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>>34029369
>Oh no, you weren't going to let these fuckers ruin everything!

Rip and tear. Also get dressed, you want to show yourself off to the producer, not these fuckers
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>>34029369
>Oh no, you weren't going to let these fuckers ruin everything!
Beat the goons up to get the blood flowing and heart beating for more enjoyable, energetic evening activities
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>>34029369
>Oh no, you weren't going to let these fuckers ruin everything!

We all knew it would happen, it was just a matter of when.
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>>34029369

This >>34029393
as a joke, but seriously >Oh no, you weren't going to let these fuckers ruin everything!

We'll bait some in, then we'll both jump them.
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>>34029369
>>Oh no, you weren't going to let these fuckers ruin everything!
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>>34029369
>Oh no, you weren't going to let these fuckers ruin everything!
We are NOT getting cockblocked by random assailants.
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>>34029369
>other
"Produce" a "gun" from "somewhere" if you "know" what I :"mean". Wink wink nudge nudge.
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>>34029444
Enjoyable recreational activities should be better with the thrill of almost dying
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>>34029498
I think it's too late for that.
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>>34029507
Producer's the one with the "gun", and I'm not sure how intimidating the attackers would find it, anyway.
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>>34029369
>Oh no, you weren't going to let these fuckers ruin everything!

Shoot all the terrorists. Then jump the producer while still on a combat high.
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>>34029369
>>Oh no, you weren't going to let these fuckers ruin everything!
god fucking damnit Merc, without fail, every single beach episode must get trashed for no good reason, for once I'd like to see you not repeat this shit
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>>34029519
maybe the thrill of battle turns jenner on?
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>>34029541
Anon is partially to blame for A) sucking at ordering date activites right and B) asking "Terrorists WHEN?"
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>>34029498
No, we got cockblocked by Merc.
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>>34029519
>IN4B is was all planned by the boss for this very reason
"Welcome to the Far Cry experience"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaVxulsgH_A
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>>34029558
Anon is also responsible for being a whiny bitch
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>>34029558
Well, the name was transparently a reference to die hard.
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>>34029558
Well to be honest we should have learnt with how Merc handles vacation time, so from now on, I propose the moment vacation time starts, we just skip straight to the sex so we can at least go one round before the terrorists inevitably attack
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>>34029558

Have you not watched Die Hard.

Are you not even familiar with the name.
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>>34029369
"Producer." You whisper. "We are going to kick these guys fucking asses."

"What? Really?" Producer blinks. "This seems more like something security should handle-"

"So you're just going to site back and let these guys do what they want?" You hiss.

"Well, not really..." Producer frowns. "But what can we do?"

"You're Army Special Forces and I'm DEA. I think we can figure something out." You say, taking a look back out the door.

There were only five men, so the odds weren't TOO bad. However, the key was disarming at least one of those men and getting their weapon. Then it would be smooth sailing from there. Fortunately, none of them are actually facing the door you're behind, which led you to believe that they were amateurs.

"I think we can take them." You say.

>Sneak up behind a robber and neutralize him.
>Act as a distraction so Producer can grab a weapon.
>Have Producer act as a distraction so you can grab a weapon.
>Other
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>>34029602
Things were about to get hot in the bedroom, WHEN THE TERRORISTS ATTACKED!

I think we were doing pretty well so far?
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>>34029653
>Act as a distraction so Producer can grab a weapon.
To be honest, we would be the better distraction.
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>>34029653
>>Act as a distraction so Producer can grab a weapon.
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>>34029653
>>Act as a distraction so Producer can grab a weapon.

A kiss on the cheek for luck.
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>>34029653
>>Act as a distraction so Producer can grab a weapon.
Naked woman streaking, what can go wrong?

SOMEONE ARCHIVE!
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>>34029653
>>Act as a distraction so Producer can grab a weapon
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>>34029679
>A kiss on the cheek
No anon, you use some tongue for good luck
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>>34029653
>>Act as a distraction so Producer can grab a weapon.

Still Naked
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So, after we inevitably finish this encounter I propose we immediately drag Producer back to our suite and tell him how much frustration he has been causing us and how we'd like him to relieve it.
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>>34029653
>Act as a distraction so Producer can grab a weapon.

naked woman covered in a towel is one of the best distractions known to man.

Act shocked and flee back inside.
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>>34029689

Their first kiss together shouldnt be for this.

That should be done tonight.
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>>34029653
>>Act as a distraction so Producer can grab a weapon.

Naked women = Best distraction
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>>34029653
>>Act as a distraction so Producer can grab a weapon.
>>34029679
Yes.
>>34029704
Yesss.
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>>34029704
Don't even bother saying anything, just drag him back to our room and take him on the bed right then and there.
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>>34029653
>Have Producer act as a distraction so you can grab a weapon.

Hold on, how did these guys get weapons in the first place? If we couldn't sneak any on board, how could a group of amateurs? That, and robbing a spa in what's essentially Zurich-Orbital seems like a really fucking stupid idea.
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>>34029754
I think grunts and moans count as telling....
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>>34029786
All facts that point to that the boss planned this to aid Jenner, but just simply didn't tell her.
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>>34029754
Don't even bother dragging him anywhere, just take him right here on the pile of dead terrorists.
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>>34029786
Die Hard spoilers below-

You gotta ask Hans Gruber when he is holding Producer as a hostage and Jenner has her hand behind the back of her head reaching for th gun taped on her back.
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>>34029811
Truly the master.

But it makes wonder why Boss is doing all this for Jenner.
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>>34029786
I thought we could have snuck them on, but chose not to take the risk?
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>>34029811
how would this help her? Such things usually RUIN dates, but not help them
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>>34029853
idk, for shits and giggles? Because he always wanted to recreate die hard, but now he has the chance.
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>>34029853
>makes me
Christ it's late. I'm going to bed.
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Three threads untilboard falloff, Merc--wrap this up soon, man!
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>>34029861
Producer and Jenner are the violent types, they love getting into trouble.
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>>34029786

Maybe they're space-age Neo Glocks made of ceramics and polymers that can get past metal detectors?
>>
We are now the second last thread on the board.
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>>34029889
Reminds me of Fifth element, where the guns can be broken into 3 parts in avoid detection.

Just don't press the red button.
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>>34029914
>/tg/
>not pushing the red button
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>>34029924
Last one before termination
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>>34029889
protip: ceramics and polymers still show up on metal detectors..
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>>34029853
Boss best wingman
The entire company is just an elaborate ruse to get Jenner a boyfriend
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>>34029946
> Just using metal detectors
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>>34029914

Well let's just hope that their guns also don't come equipped with net launchers, Cryo blasters, flame throwers, rocket launchers, flechette launchers, and Smart Gun-like bullet tracking.
>>
Whoevers archiving, please keep updating the archive.
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>>34029653
"Okay, Producer, I'm going to distract them." You say. "I'll draw their attention and you do what you have to do, all right?"

"That's kinda vague for a plan." Producer frowns.

"Can I trust you on this?" You raise your eyebrow.

"Yeah. Yeah, you can." The Producer nods, with that determined look you've grown to like so much.

"Good. Let's go." You say.

>roll 1d20+5
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Rolled 7 + 5

>>34029963
>>
Rolled 18 + 5

>>34029963
SEDUCE
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Rolled 5 + 5

>>34029963

oh shit merc. This should be new thread~
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Rolled 6 + 5

>>34029963

Time!
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Rolled 7 + 5

>>34029963
>>
Rolled 11

>>34029963
NAT 1
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>>34029978
WELP, looks like we gotta make a new thread....
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>>34029980
Like I said the bastard hates new threads or something.
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Rolled 12 + 5

>>34029963
>>
Rolled 20 + 5

might want to manually update the sup/tg/ archive as its unlikely to pick up the latest posts this close to falling off the board
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